#general
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non
yes.
une petite croissant
mmmmmhhh
Clearly you’ve never played escape the kernlands 2
nooooo
we have a f*ench
actually that is wrong.
Arent humans like mostly blood though
so i am only half fr*nch
blood makes from 7 to 8% of our weight
Just saw a semi truck that had "Aw, Shucks!" On it lol
100% of my weight comes from evil
cones
cones
bro is a cone
you just spoke
I have evil words
I’m going to unleash my evil minions
NUH UH
Yuh huh
No the king is yellow
this is for sure a conversation.
But evil minions are purple
EVIL conversation

no there dark red blue
True
*thyr’ee
But they are blue and red
amusmant
Amusmant
Blue and red implies a share of both not a mix
amusmant
And combining them result in hollow purple
Rasclat
god, these kids are unsupervised
cease
at
Stop spamming or i will report you to jimmy
awwwwwwww
I have him friended so you know
Anyone want to help me invade the ernlands?
What
you do not
Well I have his Jr. Account friended but I can still report you
that is not him
But still tho its jimmy
villager sound affect
Huh
Last time I tried to stop a mod from saying something I got banned for like a month
AHH

NOOOO
nannnerrr
wot goin on in here
my love
thales mi amor
mwak

how are you today diva
smoooodge
How do I get image perms in pics
All the mods are assembling
This is an interesting conversation
workin 
nannnnnn 
slow day?
it's so cold here too
???
It was 85F a few days ago
read
And now it’s this
it's there
Okkk
Yeah it's like 45 here
-67°f
I’m gonna fight you
Dude my average temperature in my country is 40 Celsius
try me
I meant freedom units
bro lives in the california valley
he is the best of that band
I live in a desert
Truuuuth
ok stop spamming reactions
But thats probably the same thing
swry🥺
Saudi arabia
Arizona Desert
damn
google says S.Ab average is 26 to 27 degrees
Did everyone think I was american😭 ✌️
breathing in a lake
good luck lmao
Guys it's cold here
the 40+ probably summer
50 F here
humidity is the worst
It's not THAT COLD
well i am half british half fr*nch
70F and rain
Usually it's negative 20 C in winter here
damn pick a struggle

what😰
Is anyone here interested in tornadoes and meteorology
how
North America bro
Black hole
Lmao
totally not
THE mod
trust
yes mam
Sir
one of the mods of all time

anyway i am gonna go blow up a gnome
it's a general salutation
Ok...
this laptop distorts the colors so much
bombo time
the admin strong purple looks like a lavander
I'm in Phoenix lol
rip
ON PHONE NOT IN PHOENIX
LMAO
My autocorrect bro
thought of phoenix arizona for a second
No I'm in canada
I’m sorry for your loss
oooh canaaada
even worse (I don't know what you're talking about)
loss?
Interesting tag you got there
i much rather canadians than americans
touché
I found a doogal DVD in the mall and I was gonna put it in pics but I can't 💔
lmao
are they less obnoxious
Depends
that checks out
Idk about French Canadians
Oof acadians
everyone is less obnoxious than them
🥖
Is this an All Quiet on the Western Front ref 
I like acadians my French teacher is acadian
Just sayin, one stale could punch a hole in a tank
SORRY
thales LMAO
WHAT
THALES
THALES HOW THE FUCK
gang I'm american I know many of us suck online
BAN HIM
OMG WHAT
LIKE ACTUALLY
DEMOD
I CAN OK
what happened
the voices told him to do it
i am tho i am not lying
I'll send you
aight
Me too you aren't alone
I am the walrus
slayyy
did thales do something
No

there is a saint with my name
That was a huge leap from using a baguette as an anti-tank round
Lol
how did you come up with Thales anyway
i was a math nerd when i was like 12
I should be more active here
so when i learnt thales's theorem, i like the name
I've never heard of it
so i started using it online
nerd
ooo thales lore
Nerd
boring geometry theorem
Thales what did you do this time
NERD
i hated it
Evil trails
nothing :3
he bypassed the chat filter again
spraying you with spray bottle
surely nobody took a screenshot
How can you rib on me for liking history when you’re a math nerd
i said i was
I took a screenshot
not am
I know what you did
Close enough
I hate math but it's the class I'm best in 💔
I will send it to the public

Nerds hate you when you're a nerd about something else
no image perms muahaha
green beans
Just wait
Caught in 140p
I'll start talking more from now on to get image perms
i have my laptop in my lap with discord, my phone on twitch, my tv on a repo video
this would kill a victorian child
easily
Sonion ring
thales when are you getting a giga pc with two monitors
I’m pretty sure one sip of a Coca Cola would kill a Victorian child

girl
if the Tuberculosis isn’t fatal
when ram isn't 5868686 dollars
GURL
real

SLAAAAAY THOSE PRICES
I was gonna send a gif but I forgot it's a link
so likely never
Your back
el demon 
You're
Minion
idk why i would need two monitors
I KNEW you were gonna point that out
trust you’ll want them
Does anyone have a gif of the SpongeBob that pops off the thing?
Why does the night guard in Fnaf need like 8?
what purpose do they serve
I need to correct your inconsistencies so I can feel better about myself because I live an egotistical life !
multi task 

i used to think the same thing until i got two, now i can't imagine not having 2
Im autistic
Do you feel better about yourself noe
i don't even think my desk would even fit two
Hi autistic 
noe
Please someone?
i had too
Mine wouldn’t unless I put the pc under my desk
I have a friend who has four monitors and I’m like.. maybe I need 2 more
damn
Guys is fnaf lore still worth learning about anymore?
Depends
two is better than one, but i don't think i'd have any reason to have 3 or more
If you want to waste time ig then sure
i like those streamers that have long ass vertical monitors just for twitch chat

They care about chat ❤️

I only have cats and they’re draining me of my soul
I want a kitty

i have one cat and i think one is enough
bbno$ you're so hot
I have two and they… exist with each other
what about 2
Eat everything in sight then puke in my room, destroy my belongings, kill multiple of my chickens, and bark when not needed.
what if cat needs a brother or sister
i don't think i could handle two
what if you had the money
depends on what kind of cat
And what gender the cat is too
Hey guys im back
i'd get the laziest cat possible
Both of mine are females
my cat is too
I love your profile and status btw
thanks lmao
i have an orange tabi male that lives with my brother
Nice my cats name is Athena
glaggle you're famous
hit a money spread
lmao
All I have is a half a quarter
I have 7 and they’re expensive 💀
Awww
I have two cats, Monkey and Mable. Monkey is an orange girl, and Mable is a black boy
7 is a lot
Yeah
DAMN
it’s too many! Love them tho
cat lady to the max
Nanner is the old crazy cat lady
At least they have a good home
in your opinion what is the optimal number of cats
All of them
i'd only get them if i had the money
like 3 
Truth
wouldn't want to make a kitty have a bad life
that's fair
we built a cattery attached to our house so they get some enrichment 
they all have to like, be the same age
I want like 2 cats when I move out
I wish I could do this for our cats
if you introduce an already old cat to other cats, most likely they will hate each other
My family loves cats
gotta be a baby
A black cat and a orange cat
But there’s too many people in my area who won’t keep their dogs inside, chained up, or enclosed somewhere
speaking facts
I want a black cat
I live in the middle of nowhere :/

when i tell people my cat has no collar or anything and we let him walk around the city they go crazy
we could never do that up here but it's completely different up here 
I've seen those
I love those


:3

Love my job
Being paid to help build a subway system on the Minecraft server for the kids
Ikr, I’m just making a rail line for the kids to go around the world easier
How much
Normal hourly rate (I do it when I got free time at work)
🗡️
My cousins just graduated I'm sobbing IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF THEMMMM
Has anyone played Minecraft and your hb just separates the beds instead together
congrats
But you DO have mod
true where is @coral token

in Argentina perhaps
trueeee
Maybe

They got me working a 15 hr shift 
is this discord, my dudes?
no this is reddit
shit wrong place
Speedrun it
Get it done in 15 minutes
Rawr
A majority of US presidents never knew what a cheeseburger was
the first reports of cheese being added to burgers dates to the 1920s
Instagram reels is genuinely the funniest place on the internet if you avoid anything controversial
that makes me more knowleagable than them

Knowledgeable
yeah
this image gives me insatiable lust
You spelled it wrong so im taking away your gayness
Now you’ll be a boring straight man RAHHHHHHHH
OW HEADACHE OW
Karma
Hide the cinnamon rolls
Thales beamed his attack onto my brain oWUCH
I’m just a puppy :(((;;(?
BWOOF
OH BOY MARX NEVER GOT TO EAT A HAMBURGER LMAO
Karl Marx died two years before the first hamburger was allegedly made
Do you think it would have made him a capitalist
cough
100%
Thank you trials
Rain making me so eepy HOOOOONKKK MIMIMIMI
I gotta sweep because my messy dog keeps getting kibble everywhere
Arch gives me a lobotomy everytime she chats
just un lobotomize yourself
And that’s why the two of you are friends I assume
Can't
Free lobotomy
And that's why I'm giving you a lobotomy
I caught Northern Ireland
I have the four UK balls
get lobotomized lol
nice
bro billie jean has 218 views in 15 years michael jackson fell of
Awruff!
He did fall off stage once 🤔
he did also fall off this plane of existence
google it
NO PLEASE D
Oh what the hell
get the hammer of death
U want pocket sized or giant?
giant
i was watching F1 what's up
cinnamon is being weird again
oh
Hold up again
Thank you thalassophobia
Bet
Awruff
Giving u a steak
Yipee ^.^


i surely did nothing wrong today
Tables im sending u to nascar
tables LOL
As for u nanners im making jimmy pay ya
tamales
yes pls
Dw you’re fine, no one was up for aac
✊
Tomatoes
Hallo Banananers
greetings!
And for u smudge guess what u get
peppers
Guys I got a new switch charger
Now my switch doesn't take 100 fucking years to charge 🥹
YIPEEE
i just had a fucking propane tank leak on me
i am now a victim of the gas leak meme

The shit Hank hill would do if you'd piss him off:
Awawa
I guess you can say you'd..
Glove to have a pair
Hru ms tiffy taffy!!
i guess you've chosen death
Im good! Had yummy food :3
Ooo yippee!!
Feeling homosexual for my gf
Nah
I'ma eat you
Wbu silly noelle girlie
Im feeling like a fleeking CHUD 💔
But its ok, im doing art again
I'm pretty sure he was
it wasn't the tank lmao
the hose sprung a leak
sigh
Njet Vinci
Da vinki??????
yes Tiff, Da vinki
Woaa :O
da blinky
Da binky
da finky
woag…. da sinki…
Tiffany I think you do serve a purpose
Who even r u
theyre someone i think
Random person nobody knows
Cool
also thats, kinda a weird statement?

what the helly did i walk into
idk
Idk
I just saw your bio thats why
clo
Mb
Its ok
oh that makes sense
ver
!!!!!
Anyways chat i ate a burger
wha kinda burgr,,,
blinding profile
It had a skirt of melted cheese 🤤
call me garfield cause im fat and eating lasagna

sorry….
And it came with garlic fries 🤤 🤤 🤤
nothing wrong with lasigna
Ts so peak
GARLIG FRIES 
nah you're chilling
it does sound peak fr
ah yes the lasagna is the bad part
tiff got the meal of a lifetime
10/10 burg
no, clover is clover

Would burg again
hold on i gotta restart my laptop its bugging
truth
you think the Titanic left that type of review about the Iceberg?
home grilled burgers are the best
No i think the titanic thought it was 0/10 would not burg again
true
Honestly real nothing hits quite like a homemade burg
0/10, boat was great until it sank
lowkey i wish i had a burg,,,,
Everyone deserves a good burg
doesn't really matter too too much what you put on it either they just hit different
Unless ur vegetarian then you deserve a good wtv meal u want
tru
i need this CHEESY burg on my plate, with BACON NOW
best part of summer is grilling season
Real
barbecue bacon burger
One Woman Cheeseburger Apocalypse
what kind of cheese we talkin
🅱️arbecue 🅱️acon 🅱️urger
i would RAISE HELL, for a good delicious cheese burg
cheddar or american
im very basic
nothing wrong with that
American gets too much bad rep
On a 🅱️uttery 🅱️rioche 🅱️un
ok time to make, more art!!! wowie!!!!
ehhh it could be a lot better in my opinion but there's nothing wrong with it
Yippee!
Bbq bacon burger
have fun
copying glaggle
so you know we're friends
cause we got the same mindset type shit
i kinda love when people SOMETIMES use nicknames for SOME people i make
guess who is baaack
you
i gave Tiffany, Tiffy Taffy because it sounds cute
no
LETS FUCKING GO
thats my hg
welcome back rib
HALLO
thank you guys
how is you
doing great
yo
I dont have enough DD to get a vanity role so im stuck as a pinkie
just yap
kinda fits ngl
mods give rib 5 billion dollars

🚁
okay nvm take 5 bucks away from her
didn't we establish an exchange rate of American dollars to dd earlier
i dont even have 5 bucks
6 bucks
gulp
wasn't it like .0025
-5 bucks in your bank account
yeah
ik thats what thales did
so how much is 1 dollar in dd
telepathy
uhhhhhhhh idk
400 DD
a certain amount or sum
holy moly
a Cogito, Ergo Sum
ergo sum was a pretty cool sword
I wish random roll exotics were a thing they did more
if you want the dingus dungeon role you gotta pay 25 bucks
fuck that
all my homies commit tax fraud
Weather says it ain’t gonna stop raining til Thursday and then it immediately starts raining again after that djdhdjfjd I love rain sm
Rain so cozy
turning you into rain
AAAAAAA
I thought you had to survive the dingus dungeon
good song
NO im DOGGY
I love Rain, both the song and the natural process
oh look at this a silver bullet
BAKRBARKBAKRBAKRBAKRBARKBARKBARK ARKBARKBARK
lowkey i be making fire
puppet please don't murder arch
Bored
Cavemen:
why not
STOOPP
BDJDBDHDHD
fire no...you fire make?
I was gonna say it's against the rules but I don't think it actually is
carry on then
Gwa gwa
mkae

AAAAAAA
ripping you in half

Puppet is going on a rampage in gen
Gup
mods puppet is on a murder spree
Here glag out, glag make beast friend
putting you in direct sunlight without any liquid
you're just straight up killing people
why'd they have to make the final ac6 achievemtns so cancerous
Nah id live
because ubisoft sucks
fire
turning you into pudding
stinky
i like this image
damn not even glaggle can escape the rampage
im sitting at 28 out of 30 and my ass is NOT taking the time to S rank all missions just to get the last 2
I stay too clean for that
Everyone does

No
Hi hi how are y’all
PayPal me 50000 dollars


no
Mmm I need to see what I cook for dinner
putting thales in a gay bar cause why not?
I don't think that would kill him
ik
so you're sparing thales and killing everyone else?
duck fried rice
Gwa gwa
Gwa gwa
not killing thales yet
Hell yeah
We gwa gwa in general fr

are you saving him for later
mods are too powerful rn
Lmao
too op, plz nerf
Wheres the mod nerf patch
the mods make the patches
Edited
see
okay im killing someone twice
duck
arch
hevea
HGF
or glaggle
BWUF
i can roll a dice
thales pick one
You'd have to kill me once.
thales pick one
The tree will not be felled

4 _ _
its you
What if I cast an evil spell
bro pulled out the immunity perks
rolling you into a blunt and smoking that shit


Casting an evil spell upon ye
Im too powerful

Wha

WHAT
I

Hello cta
the nuclear kits
yall ever just sit there reflecting on your entire goddamn life like
"... damn"
and then keep going like nothing happened
yes 100%
Hi guys
Puppet, I’m going to cast an evil spell upon ye
hell im terrified what comes after death
- 10
no i reject
obviously yeah
FAAAAAAAH
I like pizza
cmon kit wake up
burbur
To be fair if theres no afterlife its not that bad cause like thats the same state youve been in before your birth and you dont remember that being painful or anything do you?
I like burger I like chicken nugget and I like honey mustard
real
mmmm pizza
Me too bro me too
Have you ever played uno?

it came free with your fucking xbox
I have a cool card
I haven’t had Little Caesar’s in so long I want to eat the tasty cheap pizza again pls
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Have you played uno with the +10 cards?
no, never
theoretically
where's Big Caesar

they got him
always remember the big C
next question

if you had a tiny clone of Henry VIII of England would you torture it?
nah I'd subject him to food with flavor
What
torture for him
I would put him in a hamster cage and give him a wheel and lots of tubes to play in and a tiny playground
what about you Thales
I don’t know history should I be torturing him
because he's that old British that didn't know what seasoning was

Is he attractive at least
@zinc frigate 
he was the guy who had five of his wives killed for not having a male heir
Had 6 wives some say he ruined their lives
FUCK NO HE'S A UGLY CASEOH
he's the one that killed like 6 of his wives for no reason
Hru bestie
Then I'd let him die
literal definition of chud
5 actually last one survived
nerd
I’m gonna make him run on a hamster wheel 24/7 to keep my phone charged and spray him with perfume if he stops
Shut up
Lmao
Bleh and exhausted but not able to go sleep. Hbu
now you're thinking with fire
:p
for what purpose
Lmao
Hdjdhdbddh
Im ok
Did some artworks
Yay
woah
Gotta get them prepped now before i finish my video (it will take ages)
:3
Like the song goes
Divorce, beheaded and died, divorce, beheaded, survived
I'm henry the 8th I had six sorry wives some might say I ruined their lives
Google a picture of him you'll see
Do I want to
yes
I don't think I do
he's a chud
1000%
Or did he eat a chud
chud maximus
well glaggle is the history fella so the consensus is yes
Hiiii
whats so funny about sussus amongus?

!!!
Yay all the parts to my master ball finished printing!!! I’ll be able to catch anything with this


I’m vibin to RHCP
caramel 
⭐
I love them sm
star
RHCP has got some real bangers
You should check out his armor
glaggle or henry
The fatass
Now playing : Warm Tape , Red Hot Chili Peppers
Henry then
Also there's a musical for the 6 wives

I'm not kidding
Six
not familiar with that one
It’s not a well known one
is it good
Yes
DAMN HE THICK
I'll throw it on my recommendations list
Heck yeah
I’m about to take a bath…
Quivers in fear

Huff a bottle of nyquil it'll make it funnier
Lmfao I wish
Dam straight
you're supposed to huff glue not nyquil/j
DO BOTH
nah

hi
huffing nyquil wouldn't do shit
sounds like something a kid thinks is doing drugs
heyo
sleep well?
True
mhm! :3 thanks for asking
indoubitably
"kids are smoking the hantavirus"
fuckin noodle has that stuck in my head now
☠️
Absolutely incredible username oh my god
The only thing I've eaten is pickled beet juice and a seasoned onion😔✌️
goated
noodle the youtuber?
idk wtf to call her
forgot she was noodle for a second, i just see her name as amy
that's, uhh, I don't know, that is.. good? :3 is that good
i will call her noodle and amy but never her actual user
Misclcik

we'll say yes
yeah i figure if someone's not using their regular username it's because it's a name they don't like anymore
jegg
Bro I thought Ur pfp was hades from the fucming Disney movie thingy am I blind


all the hard work for what
Lol
thank whoever was pregnant reacting
Me :D
a you tried reward
do you wanna lose perm reactions ❤️

Oh fuh
lmao
I didnt know u were a mod
hm, why pregnant react
Maybe today being a long ass day isnt too bad im getting paid to sit here for like the next hour before i gotta actually do more work
blue is mods
no i'm thales
Mb
OH YOURE A MOD TOO
oo
Ban me for the ha has
no that's smduge
Don't actually
me too 🤣








