general

[coral token]

men, i'm telling you

[dense yarrow]

Sup smudge

[upbeat charm]

if curbstomping was your power what are you without it

[dense yarrow]

Lmao

Rene Descartes dropped 4 words, thought it was a bar and then dipped

[indigo hull]

wdym bro that shit was revolutionary

[coral token]

ts was not

it was discarded

get it

🤣

[indigo hull]

fuck

[languid grove]

BUUURRRRRPPPPP

[autumn pendant]

go home

[dense yarrow]

"I think therefore I am" BITCH WE BE THINKIN BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN, ANIMALS THINK TOO! DOES THAT MEAN THEY ARE AS WELL?! BITCH ASS

[indigo hull]

even worse its actually funny

[coral token]

i am home ❤️

[languid grove]

Hallo Smudge

[coral token]

YAAAAASSSS

[dense yarrow]

It's genuinely fucking stupid

[upbeat charm]

animals think therefore animals are

[bleak warren]

been training myself to not think for short periods of time so i can phase in and out of existense at will

[autumn pendant]

you just made my home drop 4 degrees

[indigo hull]

so meditation?

[coral token]

do these periods of time last for 5 to 9 hours

[bleak warren]

how did you know

[autumn pendant]

6-1

[coral token]

i do the same ❤️

[dense yarrow]

Plato and Socrates and Aristotle were dropping bangers daily. This dude thought he could be part of the gang by dropping 5 words

[bleak warren]

hey kittykat

[languid grove]

MEOOWWWW

[bleak warren]

she is the most cat

[dense yarrow]

Rene must have been stupid af icel

Hello Rika hello smudge

[indigo hull]

ok there's an actual explanation for the reasoning behind this thought but its lengthy

and im not getting walled like Berlin

actually yes i can explain it

"Descartes asserted that the very act of doubting one's own existence served—at minimum—as proof of the reality of one's own mind; there must be a thinking entity—in this case the self—for there to be a thought."

[upbeat charm]

holy bars

[dense yarrow]

Well if he said it like that maybe people would be more fond of him

[upbeat charm]

another win for the french

[indigo hull]

IT WAS 1637 THEY DIDN'T SPEAK LIKE WE DO

[dense yarrow]

Lmao

They should've

Just get better at it bruh it wasn't that hard

[brisk shard]

I just did like

[languid grove]

Hallo John

[brisk shard]

This geography puzzle of Africa

Oh my goodness I SUCKKKK

[dense yarrow]

Fym 'another win' bruh when have they ever had a victory

[bleak warren]

howdy

[upbeat charm]

the croissant

[indigo hull]

the Hundred Years' War

[dense yarrow]

Being french in itself is an absolute L

[upbeat charm]

that too

[dense yarrow]

Fair point

[brisk shard]

Daft Punk

[upbeat charm]

hating on the french is low-key not cool anymore they’re chill

[dense yarrow]

Unspoken of actually it's surprising how little people know about it

[dense yarrow]

You're righy

What am I doing

[twin holly]

Fr*nch

[brisk shard]

W Peanut

[little umbra]

We’ve moved onto hating on billionaires even more

[indigo hull]

it's poorly named that's why

it didn't last one hundred years

[brisk shard]

French might have some small Ws but they also have Charlone sooo

[dense yarrow]

It was more like 87 or something

[brisk shard]

All those Ws are lost

[indigo hull]

more than 100 actually

116 years

[dense yarrow]

Most of the time it was just political discourse though

[indigo hull]

ah true

[dense yarrow]

They might have had something like idk less than 60 actual battles

[coral token]

ewwwww

[bleak warren]

war for 100 years? triggered much lmao just get over it

[coral token]

war?

[storm whale]

le france

[coral token]

i hardly know her

[indigo hull]

ironic you say that smudge

[coral token]

or something like that

oh god

[dense yarrow]

Deadass bruh 😭

[ashen dagger]

Make bread, not war

[indigo hull]

the Thirty Years' War began on this date

[coral token]

you triggered the history man again

we're not getting out of this one

[storm whale]

speaking facts

[coral token]

[coral token]

make focaccia, not war

[storm whale]

it's a history lesson okay enjoy it

[coral token]

i will not enjoy it

thank you

[storm whale]

funny you would say that

[coral token]

for history i google

[upbeat charm]

fun fact: the war of 1812 happened in 1812

[storm whale]

no way

[coral token]

fun fact:

[dense yarrow]

War has never worked across countries

[indigo hull]

and it didn't end until 1815

[coral token]

well

[dense yarrow]

On within has war ever truly worked

[brisk shard]

The Ring plot:

[coral token]

there are some cases...

[indigo hull]

so yes again another poorly named conflict

[brisk shard]

Business meeting plot:

[coral token]

LMAO

[storm whale]

three year's war didn't sound as good eh?

[coral token]

ok no

[bleak warren]

i'm a veteran of the console wars

[coral token]

XBOX360 VS PS4

[indigo hull]

could've just been basic with Anglo-American War

[coral token]

choose team, now

I was team PS4

[dense yarrow]

PS4 atw

[upbeat charm]

clover has always been on team Xbox

[storm whale]

exbawks (it was the Xbox 1 and 360)

[indigo hull]

i had both

PS4 and XBox 1

[storm whale]

eyyyy same

[brisk shard]

I made Thales laugh

[coral token]

at least PS didn't have the red ring of death

[dense yarrow]

As much as I loved Xbox as a kid PS4 just felt smoother and natural

[brisk shard]

Finally, im freaking cool

[storm whale]

that was only the 360

[coral token]

you're making a big deal out if it

and now i wanna unlaugh

[dense yarrow]

Going from PS4 to ps5 felt like I was switching up on my day 1 though

[indigo hull]

laughn't

[ashen dagger]

Ive always been an xbox girl

[brisk shard]

Business meeting plot again:

[storm whale]

un-LMAO

[ashen dagger]

And im surprised to see the major fucking comeback its having

[coral token]

ok that was funny

[brisk shard]

Thank you thank you

[coral token]

bitch

[bleak warren]

that joke could have been an email

[coral token]

SAY ONE WORD

[storm whale]

the new CEO is doing what the past one never could

[coral token]

AND I BAN YOU

[dense yarrow]

OAM_|

[brisk shard]

Bitch but with sasssss okurrr

[coral token]

no mistake happened ❤️

[indigo hull]

not running their company into the ground?

[brisk shard]

Except me

[coral token]

trueee

slay divaaa

[brisk shard]

Dude

[coral token]

live your truth

[brisk shard]

I meant to say you but im actually THAT stupid

[bleak warren]

mistakes into miracles

[coral token]

embrace it

[brisk shard]

That i typed me

[coral token]

HAJHAHA

[storm whale]

that and not pushing AI (yet we'll see) and actually LOWERING gamepass prices, yeah

[coral token]

yYES YOU ARE

❤️ ❤️

[indigo hull]

motherfuckin' miracles

[brisk shard]

Slayyyy

[coral token]

slaaaay

mamaaaa

[dense yarrow]

Me when CEO's actually do decent shit with their company and don't overcharge for games, subscriptions and online services

[coral token]

gagged meee

[bleak warren]

magnets, how the fuck do they work?

[brisk shard]

Im going dumbbbb okayyyyy

[coral token]

clocked it

clocked the tea

[brisk shard]

Queen we are strutting our stuffffff

[coral token]

slay down house the boot queen

[indigo hull]

Magnetism

[brisk shard]

We spill the goss here

[coral token]

gossip townnn

[indigo hull]

it was invented by John Magnet

[coral token]

yass

:3

[bleak warren]

nah it's motherfuckin' MIRACLES son

[ashen dagger]

Yo wtf i heard a fucking discord ping from my phone
Im so scared

[coral token]

god sometimes this hurts

only sometimes

[brisk shard]

Thales embrace your true gayness like me

[indigo hull]

true true

[coral token]

i am guilty cause i use the finger snapping and the clock it sign all the time

[dense yarrow]

Xbox might have the greatest track record of success online
With the sole exception of steam workshop

[storm whale]

being hella zesty?

[coral token]

yes

[storm whale]

fair

[coral token]

sometimes i do wish i was straight

or at least pretty

but MY PARENTS MADE ME THIS WAY

[bleak warren]

why?

[coral token]

and i LOVE MEN 😍

[brisk shard]

I do too

Infact I act more zesty irl than on Discord tbh

Im actively quite zesty

[coral token]

being gay is exhausting sometimes

[ashen dagger]

Truth truth
There was the period of bad decisions and then suddenly, the biggest fucking hope beams down upon xbox and they fucking ball in the court

[dense yarrow]

Can we not talk about being zesty lmao

[brisk shard]

Its why people think im gay

[coral token]

some dudes have stupid standards

[languid grove]

Why not

[coral token]

oh?

do i smell problems?

[bleak warren]

hmm?

[brisk shard]

The gay stereotype is sometimes weird asf actually

[indigo hull]

It upsets civilians at breakfast

[dense yarrow]

Idk just don't feel right idk

[brisk shard]

People genuinely believe you have to like ACT gay to be gay

[coral token]

LMAOOO

[indigo hull]

i forgot how the line from Zulu went

[coral token]

diva this server is 90% gay

get clocked and gagged

[languid grove]

What do you think zesty means

[ashen dagger]

Civilians???

[dense yarrow]

Not the whole gay part just zesty in general like it's a strange word

[coral token]

the beans are a little zesty

[ashen dagger]

Lemon zest

[coral token]

klet me try them

[brisk shard]

Zhogud

[coral token]

ZHO GOOD

[languid grove]

ZHO GOUD

[dense yarrow]

ZHO GOUD

[coral token]

yes zesty divaa

[ashen dagger]

One functioning braincell

[coral token]

MY SHAYLAAA

[languid grove]

Ooh I see

[coral token]

he did that trend the best

he STARTED IT

[indigo hull]

genuine question how much of a history nerd are you?

[coral token]

and nobody did it better

[languid grove]

Well it’s just slang, don’t worry about it too much

[ashen dagger]

Absolutely nothing

[indigo hull]

tragic

[coral token]

thank god

i can barely take one nerd

[ashen dagger]

I can appreciate history, but im not a big nerd of it

[dense yarrow]

I never mistreat my gay hbs or hgs

[coral token]

i don't want 2

[bleak warren]

i am aware of important historic events but i barely read about history at all

[dense yarrow]

Fuckin love having a gay homegirl

[brisk shard]

I think we gotta like

[languid grove]

That’s good

[coral token]

saying zesty by no means mistreats people

[brisk shard]

Embrace some words more yknow

[storm whale]

you talking about glaggle?

[coral token]

well duh

[indigo hull]

who else?

[dense yarrow]

I'm not like my dad

[coral token]

who else

[bleak warren]

which ones

[languid grove]

They’re not saying that

[dense yarrow]

I don't hate anybody

[ashen dagger]

Im a nerd in other aspects, but #notrn

[dense yarrow]

Billions must love

[brisk shard]

Idk if i can say this word actually but

[coral token]

he is the only person here who nerds about history of all things

[ashen dagger]

Well we'll find out

[coral token]

this in floptropica would not be allowed

jiafei would save us

[brisk shard]

I remember when my friend got told off by a teacher for saying he was (Q word)

[storm whale]

I think you just haven't stumbled upon some people's nerd topic then cuz glaggle is definitely not the only nerd here

[brisk shard]

Like what?

[ashen dagger]

Queer?

[dense yarrow]

I do as well bruh

[coral token]

quirky?

[brisk shard]

Oh you can say it

[indigo hull]

Queen of England?

[bleak warren]

queer is an umbrella term for gay

[ashen dagger]

NO GLAGGLE

[coral token]

awwwww, no please ❤️

[brisk shard]

He identifies as queer but he got told off for being queer

[languid grove]

[brisk shard]

Basically

[indigo hull]

IT WASN'T ME IT WAS SCHLATT I SWEAR

[coral token]

i am calling millie bobbie brown.

[bleak warren]

you can say someone is queer, you can't say they're a queer

[ashen dagger]

NOT ANY BETTER

[dense yarrow]

Could I interest you in the Soviet revolution of both Russia and China?

[coral token]

you're one of those queeeeers

[gritty temple]

What if they are my queer friend

[indigo hull]

FUUUUUUUU

[languid grove]

Queer was once a slur so it’s understandable from older people that they still view it that way

[coral token]

i'd definitely block you ❤️

[brisk shard]

Woooow

Thales you cant say thatttt

[dense yarrow]

Please don't I'm begging 🙏

[coral token]

it's a MEME

[storm whale]

Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic

[languid grove]

They’re not really aware that it has been reclaimed

[coral token]

and yes i can

[brisk shard]

Too late

[gritty temple]

I’m eating cereal

[dense yarrow]

Not a word of history from me for you

[brisk shard]

#banned

[storm whale]

is it good

[brisk shard]

You are OUT gurl!

[gritty temple]

Yes !!!!!

[bleak warren]

i mean, if they're comfortable with you saying a word i guess it's ok to say it

[storm whale]

hooray!

[brisk shard]

You have been #slayed

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

Special K got vitamins and everything and it’s still tasty

[coral token]

YASSSSS

#SLAYED

[brisk shard]

YAAAAASSSS

[dense yarrow]

Fuck bro it's almost 3am and I am fuckin starving

[brisk shard]

OKURRRR OKURRRR

[coral token]

#DIVA

[indigo hull]

so much slaugher here

[coral token]

#CLOCKED

[gritty temple]

Dw we call eachother that all the time

[brisk shard]

#GIRLBOSS

[indigo hull]

who are we slaying?

[languid grove]

Pride month is still days away

[coral token]

#GAGGED

[coral token]

oh sorry

EVERYONE, STARIGHT NOW.

[gritty temple]

I am excite

[storm whale]

everyone

[coral token]

women

[brisk shard]

Oh sorry

[dense yarrow]

Woah bruh 😭

[coral token]

beer

[languid grove]

Yeah pack it up until then

[coral token]

and sports

[coral token]

????

[gritty temple]

I need the autism friendly pride parades NEOW

[bleak warren]

can't do that

[coral token]

you clearly don't know gay slang. it shows.

[languid grove]

You know big corporations only allow us one month

[brisk shard]

Hello everyone! How is the football?

[brisk shard]

I love watching The Office!

[indigo hull]

i refuse to go straight

[dense yarrow]

Well I'm straight so no I really don't

[storm whale]

I've never attended a pride parade

[ashen dagger]

Pride month when I, do something idk

[coral token]

gagged means out of words.

[brisk shard]

My favourite actor is Tom Cruise

[dense yarrow]

Kinda self explanatory

[indigo hull]

there's no turns on this road

[dense yarrow]

Go figure

[languid grove]

On the 30th I have another protest to go to, I’m so excited

[coral token]

i already had it figured

#CLOCKED

[glass gate]

Has anyone here watched imbecile

[languid grove]

I’m gonna do either rainbow or trans flag coloured makeup

[coral token]

yes, my brother is one

[brisk shard]

Imbecile?

Do you mean Title Card?

[languid grove]

[dense yarrow]

Jealous you get to protest and I'm just at home bruh

[brisk shard]

Invincible

[coral token]

IMBECILE LMAO

[glass gate]

Yesh

[brisk shard]

Runs in the family i see

[indigo hull]

Indivisible

[brisk shard]

HEHEHEHE

[ashen dagger]

Do both on the cheeks

[coral token]

yeah , from my uncle to my brother

[brisk shard]

I called you an Imbecile Thales

[coral token]

thank god it stopped with me

❤️

[brisk shard]

Incorrect buzzer

[languid grove]

But my eyes…

[coral token]

#CUTTHECHAIN

#DIVA

[languid grove]

Why would I do my cheeks

[brisk shard]

#SLAY

#QUEENIE

[ashen dagger]

Mini flags there,,,, smh,,,

[coral token]

i read ''what do i do with my cheeks''

HAHA

[languid grove]

THALES

[coral token]

idk girl, fart

[indigo hull]

we have lost the plot

[dense yarrow]

I think the greatest form of protest I've seen in the past 3 years beyond the overthrown governments has to be either the Indonesians waving strawhat flags or the guy who torched the warehouse

[languid grove]

SUCH A QUESTION

[storm whale]

if you're invincible why can I see you

[coral token]

#CHUCKLED

[brisk shard]

Thales ur so sassyyyyy

[languid grove]

WHAT I DO WITH MY CHEEKS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

[coral token]

it's ok girl not everyone knows what to do with them

[storm whale]

HUH

[brisk shard]

Get it? Ass?!?!?

[languid grove]

[coral token]

YAAASSS

#SASSQUEEN

[storm whale]

I JUST GOT ANTEATER'D

[brisk shard]

#ASSQUEEN (me)

[dense yarrow]

Subsequently ringing in the idea that another 140 other warehouses should be torched and burnt to the ground

[coral token]

ok Nikki Magaj

[brisk shard]

That one gif of the father coming into frame, posing, and walking away

[coral token]

I KNOW WHICH ONE

HAHA

[brisk shard]

ITS SUCH A GOOD ONE

[crisp merlin]

yo

[dense yarrow]

Love when people just realised their wages and life are shit and rebel against the idea of living as a waggie for the rest of their life

[glass gate]

Amazing name

[languid grove]

I wanna dye my hair tbh

[primal spire]

posting from my 3DS

[languid grove]

Purple or Blue…

[coral token]

YES FATHER, MOTHER US

[dense yarrow]

Saaaaaame

Thinking of getting purple or red roots

[brisk shard]

I had purple hair

[storm whale]

up to you

[dense yarrow]

Nope wait

[brisk shard]

Its really cool

[dense yarrow]

Full black hair first

[languid grove]

I’m asking you guys because I’m indecisive

[brisk shard]

Purple

[dense yarrow]

Then dye the roots red or purple

Kinda thing I wanna do

[brisk shard]

Thales i cant find itttt

I cant find the video/gif

[storm whale]

uhhhhh blue idk

[shell wagon]

Flip a coin or something lol

[coral token]

@ GROK

[dense yarrow]

I'm jealous my brother has black curly long hair but I've got brown, straight twisting down hair

[brisk shard]

Grok, is this true

[storm whale]

no

[brisk shard]

🤖 ON GOD NO CAP 🤖

Grok am I Sassy?
🤖 GET IT GURL BZZZ 🤖

[glass gate]

Son😭✌️

[dense yarrow]

Grok, can a lowk come up in yo crib

[brisk shard]

🤖 FOR SURE MY G 🤖

[dense yarrow]

🤖man fuck you I'll see you at work🤖

[languid grove]

I already have black hair

[dense yarrow]

Sonion

[brisk shard]

Why cant I FIND ITTTT

I CANT FIND THE VIDEO

[glass gate]

Sonbrero

[dense yarrow]

Jealous again

[brisk shard]

I give up im gonna cry

[languid grove]

You shouldn’t be

[dense yarrow]

FUCK MAN

[coral token]

what video

[languid grove]

You can boil an egg on my head during the hot weather

[brisk shard]

OF THE FATHER POSING

[alpine pagoda]

Real

[dense yarrow]

I LOOK SO GOOD WITH LONG HAIR BUT I WANT IT BLACK NOT BROWN

[alpine pagoda]

Hey guys

[languid grove]

Doing that isn’t hard though

[dense yarrow]

Kinda why hats were invented

[coral token]

https://www.tiktok.com/@tenmatsukasacrops/video/7140012005926243590

[languid grove]

I don’t own a hat

[brisk shard]

I dont have TikTok

[coral token]

cry about it

[dense yarrow]

Eh my dad wouldn't like me doing my own hair

[brisk shard]

Oh wait ill just use Google

[glass gate]

WAIT GO TO GIFS TYPE IN DAD POSE

[brisk shard]

OH ITS THERE

Thank you H

[storm whale]

[dense yarrow]

Having it as it is is fine but dying it to an extent would probably idk

He wouldn't like it I don't think

[coral token]

p

ty ty ty ty

[drowsy bridge]

It’s so rainy rn

[brisk shard]

Period! 💅 #slay #queen #okurr

Okay we are gonna kill this joke soon

[coral token]

no.

#NEVER

QUEEN NEVER CRY.

[brisk shard]

#QUEENS
#4EVA

[carmine venture]

Not for me
At the beach rn on vacation

[drowsy bridge]

Freddy Mercury

[brisk shard]

Locked in baby

[carmine venture]

👁️ 🌴

[drowsy bridge]

Peak! What are you going to be doing at the beach?

[brisk shard]

Polite cat

[drowsy bridge]

I remember when I used to go to the beach, that was before the pandemic. I would always go bodyboarding

Back in my day

👴

[marsh ledge]

true indie is: a budget of maybe dollars, a team of 3 schizophrenic GAY people and the blessing of our lords and saviors free source programs

[shell wagon]

Happy Easter!

[marsh ledge]

is it easter?

[coral token]

Happy 4th of july!

[marsh ledge]

is it 4th of july?

[brisk shard]

Merry Eastoween

[shell wagon]

Thanks, happy birthday!

[marsh ledge]

[coral token]

merry hannoukah!

[crisp merlin]

JIMMY

[coral token]

who?

this is a minecraft server

[crisp merlin]

FOLLOW ME ON TIKTOK

[marsh ledge]

the guy from gta?

[coral token]

no

[brisk shard]

Editor? I barely even KNOW HERRRR

[marsh ledge]

[coral token]

he ain't gonna follow a random pal 😊

[brisk shard]

#editHURRRRR

[coral token]

no self promo, thanks ❤️

[coral token]

YASSSSS

EDIT THAT QUEEN

[shell wagon]

Isn't there literally a channel for self promo lol

[brisk shard]

EDIT IT LIKE YOU OWN IT GURL

[drowsy bridge]

It’s that time of year again

[coral token]

yes but it's not to try to get followed by jimmy.

[drowsy bridge]

Just a week away

[dense yarrow]

Well I'm gonna have a few drinks and then I'm gonna go to bed

[shell wagon]

Who's Jimmy? I thought this was the fishing discord server

[brisk shard]

Clicked on Self Promo for the first time in ages, saw an AI profile picture, clicked back off instantly.

[dense yarrow]

(I'm an alcoholic)

[brisk shard]

[drowsy bridge]

Jimmy Fish

[carmine venture]

Mostly just chilling at the beach
Might go buy stuff for gf at some point

[dense yarrow]

Man I love having a girlfriend

Kinda miss her

[coral token]

toots

[indigo imp]

blargh

[shell wagon]

[brisk shard]

Yaaaas queen fart yo stuffff

[coral token]

PFFF

[brisk shard]

Im gonna drag this until it dies genuinely

[indigo imp]

what a terrible day to have eyes

[languid grove]

Aughhhh

[shell wagon]

👀

[brisk shard]

Arrrrgggghhhh

[languid grove]

RAAAGGHHHHH

[coral token]

never gonna happen,diva.

[languid grove]

Okay why does your name keep autocorrecting to Justine

[brisk shard]

For reaaaallll

[languid grove]

Are you secretly named Justine

[gritty temple]

@brittle lichen Justine mention

[brisk shard]

Yes

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

Pinged my poor friend for this

[brittle lichen]

LAMAMMDFJSKJD

[brisk shard]

RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[gritty temple]

She’s REAL

[brittle lichen]

Holy shit Justine real

[languid grove]

Kitsune I’m so bored

[gritty temple]

[brittle lichen]

Win for wlw nation tbh

[brisk shard]

Same

Im waiting for food

[gritty temple]

Make Alistair real now

[languid grove]

Do you wanna play aac in a bit after you eat

[brisk shard]

Currently at family reunion in Croydon

[brittle lichen]

PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ

[languid grove]

Nevermind Gurl

[gritty temple]

HSJDBDBD

[brisk shard]

Uhhh im in London

[languid grove]

LONDON??

[brisk shard]

Thats where Croydon is yeah

[languid grove]

Omw to jump you

[brisk shard]

NOOOOO

[languid grove]

45 minutes and I’m there and you’re done

[brisk shard]

NOOOOOOO

[languid grove]

[brisk shard]

I gotta run back to Brighton

We can play AAC later or another day if ur down

[languid grove]

You’ll probably pass by my town on the way

AWOOOOO BARKBARKBARJ

[brisk shard]

Idk where you live and I wont ask because thats bad so idk

[languid grove]

GRRRRR

[gritty temple]

AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[brisk shard]

RUFF RUFF BARK BARK

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBAKRBAKTBAKRBARKBARKBARK AWWOOOOO AWOOOOOOOOOOO

[languid grove]

I live in my house

[brisk shard]

Hmmm good point

[languid grove]

[brisk shard]

[languid grove]

We could aac later or another day if you’re up for it

[dense yarrow]

Fuuuuuuck

[brisk shard]

Im always up for it... well not actually but yeah I can play

Ill be back probably like 8

[languid grove]

That’s purrfect

Hopefully Demon and Kennedy will be available

[dense yarrow]

I think I just poured 4 shots of vodka into this one glass of pasitos

[brisk shard]

Yaaaas

[languid grove]

And uhh idk who our fifth person would be

Maybe Aurelia

[gritty temple]

Mrrrrrp

[languid grove]

Arch do you like D&D and have Roblox

[brisk shard]

We can have 5?

[languid grove]

Eyup

[brisk shard]

Damn I didnt know ive only ever done 4

[coral token]

fr fr frrrr

[brisk shard]

FOR REAAAAALLLLL!

[coral token]

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[languid grove]

FUR REAL

[gritty temple]

I do like D&D but im too shy and dumb for it and I have Roblox but rarely play it (I also don’t have chat because im not giving them my info)

[indigo hull]

Florea Etona

[coral token]

a bro really shared a roblox link here

[brisk shard]

#ONSIS

[languid grove]

We just yap in discord vc

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[dry rock]

RIKAAAA

[shell wagon]

I played dnd and got murdered by a demon bunny rabbit

[languid grove]

Oh Swap

[dry rock]

Let me join

[brisk shard]

Wait Swap sent me a friend request

[languid grove]

You could be out fifth too…

[brisk shard]

I hope I havent had that pending for ages

[languid grove]

I guess it depends on who joins actually

[coral token]

#ONIKABURGER¡

[languid grove]

Ew why are my lips so pale

[dry rock]

Where's the vc

[indigo hull]

because they're pale

[languid grove]

Not yet dum dum

[dry rock]

Rn dum dum

[languid grove]

Kitsune is only available in 2 hours and I’m waiting to get dropped off at my grandma’s

[dry rock]

Dammit

Idk if I'll be avaliable then

[languid grove]

When I get to my grandma’s we can item asylum until then though

[coral token]

[dry rock]

Alr

[brisk shard]

Oh how far i have come in this server

[coral token]

lmao

[brisk shard]

Coming up to 5 years of JimmyCord

[coral token]

go away

[shell wagon]

[brisk shard]

WOOOOW

Sis dont you DISS me okur? Ill snatch your wig!!!

Dont mess with me queen

[dense yarrow]

Damn man I've been on jimmycord since it was founded

[shell wagon]

I've been here since I joined the server

[dense yarrow]

Bros been on for less than a month 😭

[brisk shard]

23rd of September, 2021

When i first joined

[dense yarrow]

Sup youngin how we doin

[dense yarrow]

Joined not long after, something like november

[left sierra]

I'm proud of myself making eclairs from scratch

[dense yarrow]

HELL YEAH PLAYA

Practicing chef to practicing chef that's Hella goated

[brisk shard]

Keep thinking Weebster is someone else i know

But its Cassidy

[left sierra]

...I've been to culinary school

[brisk shard]

I forgot that I have Cassidy friended to be honest

[dense yarrow]

Ive seen so many people come and go I don't think there are any ogs I knew left in the server anymore

[storm whale]

[brisk shard]

Cassidy was cool I guess

[dense yarrow]

I think I miss... Fiche and bean

[storm whale]

I originally joined may 12, 2021

[brisk shard]

Im happy no one i knew is here anymore

[languid grove]

Fiche has her own server but yeah Bean only talks to a few people

[brisk shard]

Fuck the OGs they all SUCK

[drowsy bridge]

[coral token]

motherr

[brisk shard]

Except the cool ones

[drowsy bridge]

Hello chat

[coral token]

WOW

[dense yarrow]

Yeah esp with Cassidy there was so much drama surrounding them 😭

[brisk shard]

You arent one of the OGs

[coral token]

i literally am

[languid grove]

Kitsune how old are you again

[brisk shard]

I mean i did always think it was weird Cassidy pretended to be a minor but all the bullying was a little crazy sometimes

[coral token]

Mentally 5

[brisk shard]

Idk its weird

I dont like to think about it

[brisk shard]

18

[dense yarrow]

StUpId FUcKinG cAlCUlaToR

[brisk shard]

Newly 18

[coral token]

cassidy is in the server

[brisk shard]

Yeah

[dense yarrow]

Cassidy is still here?

[brisk shard]

Yes

[dense yarrow]

Are you sure?

[brisk shard]

Weebster

[coral token]

they say 2 words a month

[coral token]

cassidyhere1985

[storm whale]

yeah I checked they're here

[dense yarrow]

Oh man I thought they left after the drama with a few others

[coral token]

they left for a long long time

[dense yarrow]

Think it was icybun and diamond

[brisk shard]

I just realised Thales has never like

[dense yarrow]

It's been like 2 years though I can't remember

[brisk shard]

Get banned or anything

Have you even ever been warned

[dense yarrow]

Mod status would prove that

[brisk shard]

Model citizen

[coral token]

I AM A MOD

[brisk shard]

You weren't ALWAYS a mod

[coral token]

i have gotten like 3 warns in my entire stay here

and ofc theygot deleted ❤️

[brisk shard]

See? Told ya

[coral token]

i was a mod longer than a not mod

[brisk shard]

Still possible

[coral token]

i think i was herelike a year and a half before that

[dense yarrow]

Ive been banned twice, once for crossing a line and another for saying something ban worthy by complete accident I don't even remember what it was 😭

[brisk shard]

And plus look at the mods we have had here, they arent all innocent LOL

[coral token]

my 1st 2 messages are like

poop funny haha

[dense yarrow]

First time was during the drama with icybun

[brisk shard]

One of the old admins literally came back here to insult a bunch of people

[coral token]

lmao spooders

[dense yarrow]

Lmao

Spooder was legendary

[coral token]

mhm...

[coral token]

ok dude

[coral token]

i was hilarious

and still am

[dense yarrow]

Lmao

[coral token]

❤️

[coral token]

ERMM STICKER SPAMM

MODSSSSS

@coral token

[dense yarrow]

Obama giving Obama a medal gif

[coral token]

no you

[coral token]

ok enough

[olive flicker]

You are funny

[coral token]

kills you

[storm whale]

pulling out the archived gen chat i see

[olive flicker]

❌

[dense yarrow]

People pulling out archives for no reason at all will never not be funny

[storm whale]

indeed

[dense yarrow]

Mmmm

Man my tummy is doin something

[coral token]

digestion

tape worm

[river cipher]

thales, how big is your pc case

[outer pecan]

Yello!

[coral token]

what kind of question is that

idk like 2.7 phones tall?

[river cipher]

I.. may or may not have brought home a really really fat one and I wanna know if I overdid it

[dense yarrow]

No it's actually 4 shots of hard liquor and a frozen pizza

[river cipher]

it's in #photos-and-videos

[river cipher]

my damn arms hurt so much

[tired temple]

My computer thinks it’s funny bluescreening when I turn it on then continuing to boot up like normal as if nothing happened

[river cipher]

it took me so long to get it back home

[indigo hull]

i've seen Windows Vista pull a BSOD on Solitaire

[river cipher]

Mine is about 3.2 phones tall

[dense yarrow]

It's about ¼ me tall

[river cipher]

It's quarter john tall

[dense yarrow]

Ugh man

[lethal sierra]

Just a little tomfoolery

[dense yarrow]

Why am I drunk listening to Mac Demarco

[languid grove]

YOU

YOUUUUUUU

[dense yarrow]

Will things get better for me guys

[lethal sierra]

Idk

[outer pecan]

Who wants free nitro?

[dense yarrow]

Evil motherfucker

[river cipher]

saying that in the presence of a mod

[lethal sierra]

..it's not a scam is it?

[dense yarrow]

the trumpets getting louder

[languid grove]

I mean they are a legit content creator I think

[river cipher]

were*

[languid grove]

So either they’ve been hacked or this is just for content

[dense yarrow]

Hmmm

[lethal sierra]

I mean I got nitro before through weirder circumstances so this may be legit

[dense yarrow]

Mods, leave a block of radium roughly 15x25x15 millimetres in his home

[languid grove]

Fiche gifts me nitro too much

[dense yarrow]

Fiche is too kind

[river cipher]

Fiche is

[dense yarrow]

Surely there is some way I can join her server and speak to her again

[indigo hull]

yummy radium water

[dense yarrow]

I miss the old gang

[indigo hull]

a jaw dropping experience

[coral token]

RAWR

xd

[dense yarrow]

Quite literally lmao

[lethal sierra]

I still remember when someone asked ppl to guess what their favorite cheese is and I guessed Swiss and they gave me nitro for getting it right

[indigo hull]

indeed lmao

[dense yarrow]

Let's hide various radioactive elements throughout his house lmao

[dense yarrow]

Uranium, tritium, radium, plutonium, thorium and some of those other ones named after scientists

[lethal sierra]

It happened again in caseohs server because I simply sent a tomato emoji

[indigo hull]

don't forget Americium

[pseudo pollen]

In airport : c

[dense yarrow]

Seriously though does like, anything like einsteinium actually exist or was it simply the element of their genius

[coral token]

uuuh

it does

[pseudo pollen]

Idk

[glass gate]

Omelandah done took me bloody son

[stark onyx]

Mmmm radium

[dense yarrow]

Yes they do exist

Einsteinium is actually more radioactive than anything and was discovered after they dropped a H. Bomb

[olive flicker]

huh

[dense yarrow]

Ivy Mike or something

[lethal sierra]

[dense yarrow]

It's a radioactive synthetic actinide metal that is so radioactive it destroys itself from its crystal form before your eyes

Rapid decay

It also glows blue in the dark

Very foreboding lmao

[pseudo pollen]

Bird

[indigo hull]

they've actually discovered two new elements through this method

[dense yarrow]

Considering the tales of radioactive elements glowing blue

(demon core/plutonium)

[vagrant lion]

yo

[dense yarrow]

Wait fr?

[indigo hull]

yeah

[coral token]

yep

[dense yarrow]

Please don't be an element of surprise joke istg

I WILL CRUSH YOUR FUCKING SKULL

[indigo hull]

the aformentioned Einsteinium and Fermium

[coral token]

i believe the testing of Nuclear bombs created either new elements or new minerals in the ground of the desert

[indigo hull]

both were found from the same nuclear test

[coral token]

:p

banana

[dense yarrow]

Fermium?

[dense yarrow]

Gimme 2 secs

[lethal sierra]

Bananas are tasty

[indigo hull]

element 100

[coral token]

i love ripe bananers

🤤

[indigo hull]

named after Enrico Fermi, the guy who split the atom

[coral token]

and banana desserts

I WANT BANANA'S FOSTER

OR BANANA SPLIT

[lethal sierra]

Banana split is goated

[lethal sierra]

Banana pudding is my favorite

[storm whale]

thales why are you on about bananas

[pulsar sonnet]

What about banana splits

[indigo hull]

because he's gone bananas

[glass gate]

Does banana ice cream exist

[storm whale]

dear god.......

[lethal sierra]

I mean yea probably

[glass gate]

Why have I never seen banana ice cream yet I've seen mango ice cream

[coral token]

yum

i have seen banana ice cream

[coral token]

well

[lethal sierra]

It probably exists in a Ben and Jerry's flavor

[coral token]

that is because banana's suck as a fruit iself

let me explain

they are full of fiber

[pulsar sonnet]

Ok

[coral token]

they turn to ice when they freeze

and they rot quick

that is why banana ice cream is so hard to find

[lethal sierra]

"Full of fiber" listed as a reason they suck lol

[glass gate]

It'll like expire in a store after 1 month probs

[coral token]

to make ice cream

[lethal sierra]

Ice cream yeah, I think they go amazing in other deserts

Like banana bread

[unreal kiln]

Fiber is very helpful

[coral token]

eat pure fiber

i almost said something wild

[unreal kiln]

We know what u were about to say thales it's okay

[glass gate]

Banana bread is either hit or miss bro
It like HAS to be perfect to taste good

[coral token]

no you don't

[unreal kiln]

Yes I do and that's why you should say it

[dense yarrow]

So elements 57-71 and 89-103 aside from uranium, plutonium and thorium are just named after people bruh 😭

[coral token]

say it then

[unreal kiln]

Can't be worse than the thing I said a few days ago about feet

Well I don't wanna steal your thunder

[coral token]

i was gonna say that if you eat pure fiber you should get ready to poop really hard turds

sorry

[lethal sierra]

What about banana dipped in chocolate

[glass gate]

Sonion ring

[dense yarrow]

89-103 aside from the aforementioned uranium plutonium thorium are purely Synthetic and man made bruh

[coral token]

[unreal kiln]

I take fiber gummies son

[coral token]

IT'S TRUE THO

[unreal kiln]

You gotta fibermax

[coral token]

that is not pure fiber son

[unreal kiln]

Especially if ur american

[coral token]

i am talking the pure fiber substance

like eating pure glutten

[dense yarrow]

It's amazing scientists made fibreglass insulation taste exactly like blood don't y'all think that's crazy

[coral token]

wha

OOOOH

HAHAHA

[dense yarrow]

Lmao

[coral token]

took me a second.

[pulsar sonnet]

Has anyone had Flintstone gummies

[coral token]

i was like wait really?

[dense yarrow]

LMFAOO

[lethal sierra]

I have

[coral token]

i considered it for 2 seconds

[dense yarrow]

Bro please don't go eating fibreglass

[coral token]

even maybe 5

i was like '' waitmayeb they did it so people don't eat it''

then it clicked

[dense yarrow]

It will tear you apart from the inside

[pulsar sonnet]

@lethal sierra they were so good for no reason

[dense yarrow]

Eat asbestos instead I heard it cures cancer

Wait no hold on I misread that

No it actually causes cancer wait sorry hold on come back

[glass gate]

Son

[pulsar sonnet]

Bro I just ate some

[dense yarrow]

You got cancer now son I'm sorry

[lethal sierra]

Welp you're dead

[pulsar sonnet]

What thy hellaberry

[dense yarrow]

Think imma go to bed now yall

I'm so drunk and tired

And it's 4am

[pulsar sonnet]

Goodnight forever

[coral token]

buh bye

[dense yarrow]

Thales please remember to spike glaggles water with highly enriched uranium

[coral token]

kk

will do

[upbeat charm]

gwa gwa

[dense yarrow]

I don't care how you do it just get it done please

[brisk shard]

Insane

[dense yarrow]

I mean have you seen me

I'm drinking alone on a Saturday night

Think it's about as insane as I'll get

[brisk shard]

Insane in the membrane

(Insane in the brain)

[dense yarrow]

I miss her

I miss her a lot

I want her so bad right now

But she's over in America so I cant do anything

[coral token]

:p

[brisk shard]

Blehhhh

[left sierra]

It's Saturday alright

[brisk shard]

@languid grove im sorry I might not be back by 8

Might be waaay later

[drowsy bridge]

It started pouring but I forgot my jacket at home

[glass gate]

Im bsck

Chat died without me

The emptiness without my charisma made it die

[ornate kernel]

I summon Lau ka long

[left sierra]

Excalibur Sword.

[finite jasper]

Does anyone want to hang out in my EVIL manor?

[pulsar sonnet]

Bleb

@finite jasper I would love to hang out in thy manor

[finite jasper]

All you have to do is come to Carcosa in the Kernlands

[pulsar sonnet]

Ok when

[finite jasper]

Evil time

[zinc frigate]

Gosh I’m so hungry chat

[pulsar sonnet]

Ok

[indigo hull]

🐴

[zinc frigate]

[pulsar sonnet]

What is thy crave

Who's horse is that

[glass gate]

This RESIDENT has entered my manor i hope he isn't EVIL

[pallid socket]

My fUCKING HIPS I hate grocery shopping

[upbeat charm]

how EVIL are we talking

[pallid socket]

It felt like my knee cap was being pulled from my knee and my hips are absolutely not balanced right now

[prime canopy]

MEOW !!!!!!

[indigo hull]

STOP THAT NOISE

[coral token]

Bark

Blegh

[finite jasper]

SUPER evil

Can anyone lend me 50 evil scary dillars

[prime canopy]

BWEGG!!!

[finite jasper]

Despite the Evil manor im lowkey broke

[gritty temple]

The dog virus spreads

Bwoof bark bark ARF

[coral token]

No that was like a burp

Smh smh

[finite jasper]

What a coincidence I just unleashed the scourge virus on a group of random civilians

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBAKR

[prime canopy]

Awugh.... Bwoof....

[glass gate]

But the scourge virus only works on viltrumites

[finite jasper]

Oh yeah I conquered viltrum a long time ago

[indigo hull]

Clearly you don’t own an air fryer

[coral token]

I do

[indigo hull]

of course you do you’re a chef

[finite jasper]

I own several

[coral token]

:p

Damn

[indigo hull]

Well idk pastries aren’t usually air fried are they?

Unless you’re insane

[coral token]

I mean

It works to reheat pastries

Like a croissant

A microwave would get it soggy

[glass gate]

You could just

Gimme a second

[indigo hull]

True

[coral token]

And the over would take too long

[lean fossil]

😏croissant

[coral token]

Cuasó

[finite jasper]

Me vs goku who wins