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Just thought I'd let you know
Why would smudge want to be french
i wouldn't
I wish
You're the oldest person ever
I say as I get a damn TikTok notification from hank
Yeah it's pretty old when you're older than Jimmy
What the hell is that filter
That's your natural face
2 views
Exactly
Thanks 😊 you're always there for me

Don't do that
Uhhh blood flow
i can't get up, i'm gay
That's it
What
Hi gay
No for sure

I can stand up on the bed
there's an image of a girl in an anime saying that, it used to be a big meme in my oldest friend group
Jumping is fun on the bed for sure, maybe that's the advantage
so you only "woke" up...

yes, i am very woke
nuh uh your sleep
I'm probably the most woke here
Ah! It's cheaper to buy vegetables here.
Im cleep
you know not
The pain, make it stop.
LOL
But if we're talking sleep
The 3 vegans rejoice
Woek
Aw fuck I promised my mom I'd sleep last night and now I have to sleep on a weekend
Gotta get that rest, or you'll end up like Jimmy
A millionaire?
you mean Windhoek?
That's a bad word hank
It was the f slur
too many kids were being weird, sorry
as in the Capital of Namibia
Hank the bypass king
Hehe
Print it put it in every newspaper
Hi
i feel like hank would think of being cancelled as a badge of honor
Oof caught
probably
Hank Schrader would never
Big hank would never that's true
Then you got Hank Green W science
But mr. Chilling here is dark woke
😈
And he doesn't give a f*CK what you think
Friendly dark woke, I like poking fun but not being mean
Bryce though.... he just be saying shit
Yall. I love kitties
W CATS
I could NOT be on that couch with bryce
man me either
That's a different reason Thales
but not for those reasons
Exactly

Gangsta Jimmy is scary
Biggest question is how many people sniff the couch after
Why ppl simping for Kit?
superglue would call me to get the recipe of how i am still glued to him
who?
Kit from night rider?
From gameoverse
kit vs kat
Ooooooo nvm
anyone remember that show
That might be hyper regional I've never heard of this
Not me...I just ate kitkats
wait, is that that random girl cat character i keep seeing
i am old enough to say kitkats are very mid
I more of a crunch guy
It's Canadian why did you watch ts thales
toblerone on the other hand 🤤
Krunch bars go hard fr
is there a purple dinosaur in that too
Werthers originals though🤤
Hello
the way you can tell hank is so old
is because he reacts to everything like dads do
on whatsapp

Anyone like Crunch here?
whatsapp danger
The soda?
Candy
Only cause you're cool
It is UNC to heart react things
So true
you do that to almost every message in bryce pls
gasp.
i don't blame you
JESUS YOU’RE OLD


RIKA
2017…
That's rude
Im so old I'm retired 
Hank is like 37
Thales I was 9 in 2017
40 and dead
👀 hey now
Does he look bad for 30
in fact i flirted with him a couple times
Hank why are you talking to us and not your wife/husband and kids
SHHHHHG NOOOOO
LOL yeah then he got depressed
Wife more like the old ball and chain am I right
You still got Bryce to chase
i asked him if his wife can fight
The lady drives me bonkers!!!
nah bryce is a grasshopper
he jumps from bed to bed
that man does not have an ounce of commitment

NAUR
AYOOOOO
YUCKK!!
Your feet smell worse
NUH UH !
Boooo
I actually used a scrub on mine today
When’s the last time you exfoliated your feet huh
I can't reach them very easily
I scrape my feet daily thank you
EEWWW
who the hell exfoliates their FEET
LMAO
Don’t say it like that
waste of time
Hank does apparently
LEMUR
HELP
My mom calls her scraper a cheese grader...
THALES THIS HAS TO BE BANNABLE
I GAGGED
LMAO NO NO
PLEASE
It’s harassment
for my eyes, yes

Being disgusting is a part of uhhhhhhh something
humans
Wow. Just wow.
It’s your fault
You deleted that message - and honestly? That's not tyranny, it's setting boundaries
some people are de-evolving
iirc neanderthals actually had larger brains than modern humans
Yup I knew it
#boundaries #limits
so powerful
My scrub smells like breakfast and I think it’s called breakfast too
Take that how you will
Is that the saying
my parents are actually very open when it comes to mental health
surprising cause my dad is 51
The fuck does breakfast smell like
my mom goes to therapy
and my dad is considering to go with her
cause he wants to understand her problems
yes, yes it is Rika
Your mom probably
#healthycouple
Depends on the country it came from
If it’s French it smells like coffee, and a cigarette
onions
and a baguette
and if you're from paris, a croissant
my aunt went to paris
and she told me those mfs
Mmmm crow saunts
it also doubles as a self defense baton
Do they wear the hats, and funny striped shirts?
Well it’s efficient
if i lived in france i'd weight 5600 kilos
you will not get me away from that bread
id like to carry around bread all day
and those pastries yum
Minions
If I lived in France I’d probably be beheaded
true
🍞 is lord around here, especially banana
If you lived in France you'd want to leave
Rise up! We gonn take the moon!
what the fuck
i am gonna be beheaded for this opinion
did they unblock the bread emoji
France has some sort of weird culture where deodorant is only for special events
i don't like banana bread
Oooooh nelly you can tell
Omg me too
i haven't tasted a good one i should say
It makes me gag
Hmm pumpkin bread?
like they taste good
lowkey garlic bread solos banana bread
Heathens all of you
u what?
no BB has surprised me
never seen that here
I wonder if hankchilling has met hankblinging
I don’t care too much for bread at all
we do not have pies like pumpkin pie here
bread is bread
My wife makes the pumpkin bread, usually can't find it outright
man this games ads really got desperate immediately
if it tastes good then i like it
Bread 👍
BWOOF
three leeches bone app the teeth
lmao w
Did NOT mean to say “breed” 😭✌️
crazy
WHAT SICK FUCK PUT BONES IN MY TEA!?!
The evil British skeleton
indeed.
TEABONE STEAK
boots with the fur.
The east India company
Bottom? Pffft hahahaha
to the people who eat bone barrow, ew.
can my switch charge faster
I declare war on Britain
Too late
GLAGGLELAND IS AT WAR WITH BRITAIN
wdym we're eating the inside of bones
Oh you didn't know
yes i do
Bwoof
i find it disgusting
POV: America
chefs use it all the time
oh ok i fixed it
I've never tried it... but I hear you can survive great on it lol
ok im gonna be a furry now
i mean in argentina, BBQ is the best in the world
now?
our meat is highly classified as the best
AWRUFF
I only had BBQ in Guam, I wish I could visit SA
and like the british, we make blood sausage
Welcome
so would Tarrare
Lots of people make blood sausage. We don’t use enough blood in our cooking
he would also eat the entire horse too
good!
Innit
we shouldn't ❤️
whole horse?
mmm mom, this tastes different, what did you use?
BLOOD
THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES
ok Tarrare (to my knowledge) never ate a horse
wait who's blood....
the bloodmoon?
he jumped straight from the horse to humans
from terraria?
i love that one
i completed terraria 100% just once
and after that i'd just fish for 4 hours
Now that's a pro gamer
I couldn't beat terraria i just died alot and went back to racing game
ofc old man
👴
i will boot up various GTA games and other sandbox games and just drive around aimlessly for hours
sit down with smudge
That u?
That right there is the life smudge
and you two can talk about the great depression
Mmhmm
Same fr
That’s why I have like 4k total hours in Garry’s Mod
What about the new one
what about larry's mod
I miss Ash in the new pokemon series
I miss the audio queues that Left 4 Dead made for the special infected. I wish more games had stuff like that
man i had to pay the previous owners debts and interests on theose debts lol
(it was like 10 dollars only)
The way debt works is so weird
Like you just get debt because your parents get debt
Why
Because life is pay to win
rawr xd
like is truly pay to win
''money doesn't buy happiness''
mf yes it does
yes it fucking does 
i'd be so happy with a billion dollars
idk about you
everyone would be happy with a billion
and anyone who says they wouldn't be is a fucking liar
except elon balls
he'd want more
i'd literally be happy with 1 million
don't need more
fr
you put that million to generate interests and boom
you live with that your whole life
fax
emails
I'm just like
I'm a kid why do my parents choices give me debt
why are you in debt
Prolly gonna have a shitty credit score
what is their debt in
Is that a thing
call saul goodman
you Better Call Saul
yes that is a thing
You can get a lawyer that helps you pay your debt
and one that helps you avoid the debt
'' a lawyer can help you fight, reduce, or completely avoid transferred or collection debt. By utilizing consumer protection laws, formal debt validation, and settlement negotiations, an attorney can often force collectors to dismiss lawsuits or agree to highly reduced payment''
I'm just scared it's gonna fuck up my credit score somehow
that is why you need a lawyer
not paying that debt will impact it
if you can reduce it or avoid it, that is better
how to get meme perms
Read
ok
Hey I can’t post on ylyl
Gee I wonder why
Oh Arch you hear about the new Prime Time?
Yiss! But I haven’t played trials in a while
Brain too attached to Deadlock
I’m mostly excited about the hints to the new prime that shows up during prime time
The what
Are you sure you don’t mean the new ex-pop
They bite people grgrghrgrhh
People are saying it’s gonna be the officer who captured Lilya
I’m pretty sure that is just Coyle with a different hat
The one who cut out her tongue. Not the CIA agent who brought her to the Trials
Ough
The biter is gonna be one of those fun nuisances just like how screamer is really annoying but not that important
But it’s very likely it’s gonna be a prime tho
I do not believe you
Because the lore of the prime time rn is trying to negate lilya’s effect on the reagents
Hallo
1.5 days remain
The timeline said that there is going to be a new ex-pop soon and they JUST made Liliya and the twins
They haven’t even made a second map for Liliya or a new one for Coyle I don’t think they would make a new prime already
Especially without any kind of warning
But in incinerate the relic there’s a photo of him dated 1945. Two years after he met Lilya
Aside from the TV
Also they did something similar with Lilya
Maybe a future prime asset but not now
Dropping her almost immediately after the Kress Twins
They’re making the biter first
im p-ranking violence ts so peak 
If they make another PA I will tweak
They need to work on all the other 900 things
Like their servers
They’re hinting at it being The Hummingbird way too much tho
Can they at least wait 5 months first
Hell
Can they at least wait 3 months
They’re force feeding us rn
If it is going to be the Hummingbird (which is very likely) than what else could he be other than a prime asset
Are we even talking about the same thing
who? wha?
I’m talking about the new ex-pop on the TVs
I thought that’s what you meant
And Coyle in his hat ofc
Yeah. The Binky. The dude with the helmet with all the needles
That’s the biter
DA VINKY?!
I think that’s gonna be The Hummingbird. They literally tell us that dude had an addiction that involved needles. They quite frankly stress that fact
Unless if he is gonna be some kinda Jeagar type enemy
The image I’m looking at is a black, and white photo of a guy looking at the camera with a spiked metal face plate
It’s one of the photos that pop up on the tvs
Yea that’s the biter it’s the same metal face plate in the biter concept art
And is also seen in Amelia’s comic
Anita max winging
They use it against Dorris to get info from her
Nom nom nom
dumbass idea that popped into my brain
So all of them
Release it into the world
all i have is a name idk how it would be executed
what can we do with the phrase "How I accidentally joined the British Army"
I’m saying there’s a solid chance that it may turn out to be The Hummingbird. The character who’s been heavily stressed in the lore right now, which either means prime asset due to just how important he is, or they’re gonna be like the jeagar. An unstoppable ex pop
My little soda pop
Thales can you ban Tech Priest
Sure
Gg ez
wait, what's malidoodle, i feel like i saw that name before a long time ago
What do I write in the ban reason
heresy
Truth
Malinois and poodle mix
illinois?
Mental Illinois?
Phillinoyes
“Arch doesn’t agree with him so im banning him”
Oki

I should eat cereal
Tee hee uwu
if milk is your power what are you without it
pay chain
Like two days ago
55 bombs 55 IEDs 55 TNT
I was eating fruit loops with milk
And my dad wanted to take me out for brunch
So I left them in the fridge
55 levels 55 roles 55 moderators
And ate them at night
And it was like mocci
Soggy but with texture and cold
I loved it
that doesn't sound pleasant
It was pleasant for me
fair enough
Hate Illinois
it sounds like when i had buttered popcorn & milk
it was one of those nights
gtfo of here socrates
did you at least eat the popcorn separate from the milk….
no
oh…..
I need a pair of jorts
Sock Crates
To show off my ankles like a scandalous Victorian lady
extra heavy jeans

MY JORTS
what have i walked into

jean bag = jag
i know
-# (edited)
Hoi
(edited)
_ _

cover a miata in denim to make the forbidden jiata
HELP
Cover a tesla in denim to make the jesla
my uncle has a Tesla
What about a jhebrolet
Cover it in denim
Jord
Sonion
you jord or you dont
The jater jottle
fiche vc time
the jolkswagen
Joldsmobile
Juppeteer
jmw
Jiche
jercedes
This is jomething jelse
Jerrari
Jhales
jevrolet
The jhat of all jime
jamborghini
is jomething the jssue?

there's no such thing as too much jenim
joyota
WHAT THE JUCK
Jesus
Jolden
jaco jell
This is getting out of jand
Sssaa
Jlaggleman of Jlaggleland
jonowall
Jika (Jhe/Jthey)
NOOOO
jachjj
Jhat
i like how Jeep escapes unscathed
Juppeteer
glaggle u busy?
Jeej
it is rapidly approaching 4:20
jever
juffering
so no mc?
The juffering will never jnd
Banning the letter J
Why are we J
J: that’s not very nice
kill J

becaue we aren't K
My junt is probably wondering wtf I’m jaughing at
pls it'd be so funny
great, now we're a server for immyhere
Yeah she’s wearing jenim rn
immy where?
not here
I can’t wait to make some jorts tomorrow
You guys have truly jnspired me
Naur
minecraft mentioned, my ears are open
rosa you got mc java?
When the mine crafts
hell yeah
When the mine be crafting
the kids yearn for the mines
wanna play rn?
So we back in the mine
bet, what version?
newest one
im also open to mods
What did I do
gimme just a few minutes to finish this round
kay
There are fish in the VC?
yes
🥀
lmao why did you leave
The evil and malicious discord
I'll send the mc server up to the VC chat
I didn’t overeat today + I exercised and ate green beans and cereal with lots of vitamins and fiber in it
WHERE is my praise

YIPEE!!! ^.^^^^^.^.^.^.
Whole house mad
Ough
might
gwa gwa
Need name ideas for one of my chickens, she spent all the way up until adulthood in the house with me because she was sick and now she’s super clingy
Time to get the married man’s wife to help him calm down to apologize to the dragon woman
Sounds like an Isekai plot
Fight 1/2 taken care of
Idk why the 3 languages I have are Spanish, English and Chinese
Makes no sense
My phone keyboard had a button next to he emojis
It's like a little globe
And each time you tap it it changes the language of the keyboard
Interesting
I think on mine you have to manually do it in settings
That's gay. (I approve)

562nd times the charm am I right
“99 percent of gamblers quit before they hit it big”
true that
BIG MONEY
Dw guys I'm only gay for men
Same 🤝
Boinky doinks type shii
Mostly
Yeah..
Hi 👋
there are no stupid questions, just stupid people
cool.
.
Talking about stupid people
i am stupid tho
ok
Excuse me sir
Boo
hi
Bye
I finally beat baldis basics
I don't like bald people.
I don’t like them anymore either
Yo how I upload memes for the next vid
It opens on Wednesday and sundays
Okie dokie
No
where did you even get that info
Really?
Then when?
read #ylyl-rules❗
the info is there
bro am I dementia
I swear it opened on Wednesdays and saturdays
Packgod? We need your help.
wednesdays is the video on youtube
when is the next you laugh you leave?
individual
Never , he passed
oh thx man
they say he still has his computer on to this day...
Who?
Just saw some woman driving a piss colored Chrysler
person that fell into cringe and irrelevancy
there is no set date for when those happen
sm larper
fell into? i thought he was always cringe
Sm..?
basically roasting if it was rapping on a shitty level
Social media?
Some
oof.
we're shortening some now?
okay but what is he larping
Newspeak
well yk it came out that he pre-makes all those roasts
water found in ocean
so he’s larping at being good at roasting people
fork found in the kitchen
It's officially too much for me, and I'm mid to late gen Z 💀
shit found in butt
tbf in songs, that word is often shortened to give it more sass
sum'

that's gonna take me a minute to get used to
"some" is not even close to what i think of when i see SM
Be the person you envision yourself as
return to homse
super mario
System Message
indoubitably
It’s Most Serene Republic of San Marino
A failure
S(uper) (du)m
MSRoSM
U good bro?
the ball just needs San Marino
I caught San Marino earlier Fym?
san marinara 🍝
yeah it doesn't need the whole title
This is true
yet they put the full title for Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic
are you drooling over a man again
They even dropped the ‘the’ in Kingdom of the Two Sicilies
it's a F1 meme, but yes i always am
when am i not drooling over a man
it’s just Kingdom of Two Sicilies
Do you dream about pretty men that suddenly turn into Jimmy and you wake up in a cold sweat

jimmy is a nice guy but sorry he's not fantasy material
I think Franks might have the shortest name
I love my 

Interesting
They protect me from the world’s problems
Cazy but hi chat
hello everynyan
yeah it's just Franks nothing else
man this castle sure is submerged! i cant wait for five minutes time
wh
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines is also a pretty long one
Smudge out of context
i have many good ones
I have a new ball that usurps Palau as ‘one with the best stats’
yes!!!
yeah?
I've seen a +20 +20 and a -20 -20
I caught Italy
sick
mmm italy
With stats very close to the former
hell yeah
It’s +19 ATK +20 HP
Pizza and spaghetti
So close to perfect lmao
nice
man i dont feel like waiting 5 minutes to DROP in, hello people
Is it the shape that determines the flavor, surely not
all pasta taste mostly the same.
it's the sauce
other shapes grab the sauce better
tomatoes smell so bad bro i hate working in a kitchen
The ✨sauce✨
i wants money
the sauce is the most important part
it's under the sauce...
Me too
eeyuck!!
the cheese:
uncensored
haha not that kind of mone- AHHHH AH OH GOD HE SAID THE THING, HE SAID THE J WORD
cacio e pepe 🤤
ENGLISH ONLY 
ermm it's english
it's just the letters are in a different order
but there is english in there

uwu
emoji so well made i had to check if it was a real emoji or custom
The heck you mean
No that's a Roman dish, that's not English 😭

That's the craziest conclusion to come to over the letter c

Half the Romanian languages use c 😭
Romanian still doesn't make sense to me geographically
😭
sum people smh.
Wait wdym

its a Romance Language in the same family as Italian and French
but its surrounded on pretty much all sides by various Slavic speaking nations
Well maybe today...
son 😭 (goku)
But perhaps a few hundred years ago rome was surrounded by other places
let me ask them
Okay I am dressed for world goth day
they said ''mama mia pizzeria''
Buddy Rome is in Italy, it took a minute to register
You said Romanian, not Roman
trueee
im trying to make sense of the geographic location of the Romanian Language
Holy moly
guacamoly
mmm guacamole
as its isolated from the other Romance speaking nations
Lemme try that Google search again
idk blame the Eastern Roman Empire
ok enough history
Romanian has Slavic influence tho because nearby languages too so it’s kinda just
A lot
It’s a Romance language in a Slavic trench coat
ah now i wish for nachos
i see
yummay
mmm nachos with cheese
What no
and taco meat
that makes a lot of sense actually

Slavic languages are quite different from romance
drop the Eastern part
That doesn’t mean it doesn’t have local influences
That’s how language works
iirc even proto Indo European is still different from slavic
I just like to blame the ERE for everything
lol
Lel
anyway the Thirty Years War starts tomorrow
Wikipedia “ oldest dated text in Romanian is a letter written in 1521 using Cyrillic letters, the same alphabet that was used during the development of printing.”

Ok I'll give you that but also...
Ok nevermind I'm entirely wrong

oops
Did bro try to paste the cyrrilic text 💀
Whoops
Basically Romanian has had contact with a lot of other languages so it has influence from them
my fingies are cold





