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neigh way.
norway
Waiter! There isnt enough seasoning on my chemical waste!
Wheres my Chic-fil-a sauce???
more microplastics please!
I love SPAM. My favorite ex-fallout shelter rations
I don't quite understand
Fallout the game
my favourite ex fallout shelter rations
Not the game
Oh, well still so I guess it works
what is the "ex" for
Just the aftermath of a nuclear war
Before
in fallout its called CRAM
it means after? does it not? but overall, after what
I really hate how they retconned Jet in future fallout games
SPAM was originally a Cold War emergency ration for the US
in Fallout 2 you find out where Jet comes from
spoiler alert ||its basically brahmin cow farts||
ahh, so that's what it means, I see.
and yes, that makes sense, they're very much built like rations.
such as corned beef
hm
the urge of slumber is starting to creep over me
though I am relieved as tomorrow is a weekend day
McDonalds food is the same typa stuff you get when you put random chemicals together in Minecraft Education Edition
I don't quite get that impression from McDonald's
That’s why you go to Burger King
you guys like vintage story, since we are talking about minecraft
and I feel like "chemicals", as a label does feel misleading, not that it's not, bad
but feels like just a way to blame a lot of factors into one thing.
A lot of it is to keep food fresher for longer
That is pretty much the basis of it though
There isnt much "real food" in McDonalds food
Same with most fast food
Food even overall
Supermarket stuff
perhaps? although I still think it is somewhat misleading, not defending fast foods or anything
Oh good now I’m hungry
Im Hungary
Eating burgers is the same amount of danger as smoking cigarettes
Austria-Hungary
Proven fact too
it kinda gives the impression of " 90% mysterious dangerous chemicals, 10% meat "
so like, not very much?
unless you do it a lot?
yes but, is that mainly caused by what people most often mean by "chemicals"? (additives, contaminants such as pesticides)
or is that caused by like, how the process of cooking it and whatnots is unhealthy
Its the highest level of carcinogens
Meaning its the most likely to give you cancer
I am reminded of that picture where it shows like "whisky + ice = liver death, gin + ice = brain death" and some dude was like "damn this ice shit is dangerous"
Red meats are on that level
So burgers, hot dogs
Chicken is better for you surprisingly
Actually, not THAT surprising
ah yes, I've heard also the process of cooking can increase carcinogens
what about nyquil chicken
Thats my diet, breakfast lunch and dinner
m a r i n a t i n g i n n y q u i l
Nyquil Glaggle
though, I feel as if this somewhat proved my point that.. it is somewhat more than "chemicals" in what most people would imagine
Ive seen people wash their chicken with the sponge they use for their dishes 🤢
ew
yeah
lowkey agree that shit can probably kill someone
salmonella sponge, a chemical warfare.
The chemicals arent the cause of the cancer, the chemicals are usually just fake amounts of energy or food to keep you hungry or to make you eat more
raw chicken will kill you
Im not super mad at people that rinse their chicken with water but it still weirdly upsets me
Processed is the worst of it all so
I dont know why, its definitely fine to do that
Its like red meat which is bad with processed chemicals which is also bad
Im not convinced about that tbh
we weren't getting enough cancers so someone thought we needed more
I dont trust medical institutions very much anymore, personally
hm, yes, the latter is often present in products
when I was a kid they were telling everyone that vegetable oils were the shit, that you would live forever with them
now theyre bad and please buy those shitty air friers or whatever
I've heard many food additives and enviromental contaminants are also carcinogens, though compared to other factors idk by how much
I just dont care what they have to say tbh
fucking what is good then
clearly you don't own a personal air fryer
Unironically just.... fire
im gonna only eat bread I made myself and only drink rain water
Or ovens, electrical ovens
This bus im on is a damn air frier
why do they call it oven when you in the cold food in hot out the food
I wonder if it's merely inaccurate data or an economically motivated thing
though either way, it's my time to go
take care
like I said before, I dont really care about intentions
well i've also heard from Rika and Honley that its close to 80F in parts of the UK rn
so im not surprised
me neither, but I do like knowing
if anything Im more likely to assume the worst, even if its unlikely, so I dont trust my gut either for this
i'll trade you
IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE 47F HERE TOMOROW. IT IS ALMOST JUNE.
Its currently 78 here yes
47F, hm, what's that in degrees celsius
Brighton always gets really hot
8 degrees celsius?! that is indeed very cold
Texas is like almost hell during the summer
the winter does not want to keave
especially since it was like 30C a few days ago
Isn’t she lovelyyyyyyy isn’t she wonnderfullll
It’s like 92 where I am rn
YEP
what?! such substantial fluctuation
i somehow moved to the place in the world with the most schizo weather
30 Celsius to 8 Celsius is outrageous, that seems somewhat dangerous..
Tadc movie leak anyone?
Bro this bus is like
nope
i've grown up with schizo weather so im used to it
Uncannily accurate to a Sauna
Im fine with hot weather when its hot but not humid
England is always fucking humid
you never know what you get with Appalachian weather
So the heat just sticks to you
Same with parts of Texas and Louisiana
i spent almost my whole life in a place that was almost always warm and the only weather was rain
oh i'd say Louisiana's climate is humid AF
Theres situations in Brighton where its got so hot and humid at the same time to the point that the pavement started slowly melting
unfortunate
that seems very extreme..
now i live in a place that can be 100F at one time of year, and below freezing at another time
Oh it’s very humid. But the temps are almost always changing
Its probably not actually THAT surprising
that's like 50+ degrees celsius (of pavement temperature, the air temperature should be colder)
I see
you problaby won't ever get used to it
I remember when I went to Turkey and it was in the 40s and it was horrendous... but id rather that then here sometimes
Mid 40s
I shall add
Tire
zz.z...
🛞
Ugh why the FUCK does it have to be so hot in Brighton
Yes yes I know car fumes and the unbelievable amount of people doesnt help but
God should be really really kind to specifically me
tell the stoners to put their damn lighters away
Too many stoners to tell
damn
Hallo everynyan
Rika
What’s up Kittysune
hm, a great unappreciation for smemmers for spoiling tadc for me
Can you save me from this weather
Also I dont wanna sound mean but pls dont call me Kitty
I dont like that nickname
though I didn't look, I just did not appreciate the attempt
Its one of the only ones I dont like
Bet
Im fine with ANYTHING else tho lol
And don’t ever think it’s mean to set boundaries or I’ll fight you
Set your boundaries Gurl
Okayyy

hm.. what if the boundary is "don't tell me to think otherwise, and don't fight me"
The zest is real as pride month approaches
a paradox of some sort would've occured..
I might be contender for the most zesty not gay guy ever, and i hold that title with PRIDE

If you ever need to talk to girls for directions you can just turn on the zest
And slay yer enemies
Go from "excuse me" to "hey ladiesss💅" ...actually that might not be a good idea LOL
LMAO
Lowkey you gotta pitch UP your voice, dont deepen it
Turn on the zest
Actually I do that already naturally
I have quite a low pitched voice so I try pitch it up
Well you're one step there
So I sound normal
Apparently I do sound quite gay
That’s pretty gay
Ive never heard you speak so I got no clue
I just fluctuate
Never has it gone deep naturally though
you should not force your voice to be a certain way if it's painful
You sound normal
I'm so bad at leaving, urgh, I leave, now to sleep
Yeah, normal
It doesnt hurt me thankfully
that's good
Kennedy has a very cool voice but he gets the piss taken out of him way too much for it
I should voice train someday
hard to do when the only barrier between me and my family is a door..
Tis not a bad idea
Interesting
Only if you want to and feel like it would benefit you though
I always thought Kennedy's voice was like normal
How would you take the piss of it is my confusion lol
and masc voice is blehh
It’s not serious teasing but people tell him he sounds like he’s forcing it deep
I just feel for him as someone who’s also told I sound like I use a voice changer
No waaay Kennedy's voice is deep
Its not that bad at all
I know way worse
1 game of Valorant will show you people who actually fake their voice
PFFT
Idk maybe thats just me though, but I think Kennedy's voice is totally fine, idk how you could take the piss of it
Valorant is still a thing?
Again it’s not like serious teasing
I guess so but it does feel pretty one sided
It’s not my place to say that for sure
I'd assume so
Gurl what do I watch
Oh i guess I have been made fun of for my accent sometimes but
Not something I really care about
Comes with being British online
Some people can’t even tell I’m British sometimes it’s weird
My friend grew up watching a lot of American YouTubers and American Shows so he has an American accent
I’m hungry
that’s the neat part, they cheat
I do believe a war that will last 30 years will begin tomorrow
what makes you believe that?
The 30 year glaggle war
There is very little to make one believe otherwise in all fairness
that is indeed true
there is plenty wars already, it truly won't be surprising
You’re all fighting in The Bub Wars
.. uhoh
7 second war
Damn daniel undertale remix
damn daniel deltarune mix
Daaaamn daniel
darn
Back at it again with the white vans
the combines were very fed up with earth for some particular reason and just pulled out the planet eviscerator
Daaaaamn daniel. Aur aur aur aur aur
Tell em to bring out the headcrabs
I can see the one piece guy in my head.. laughing along..
Tell em to bring out the whole zen
The big shart
Hehehehehe
👈 -> 😴,👇, 👋
I don’t speak finger
38 minutes’ war
mirel, eep, now, bai, take care
Later
Give it a cease and desist
hm.. indeed
i got fires
4 hour sleep.. not ideal for nbs my age
damn..
fries
sorry for that
there we go
oh i thought you thought i was burning
...

I'd assume if you were actively burning, you won't be messaging in discord
stop, drop, and roll!!
that's fair
No but when i was on fire i was on discord like 5 minutes later lol
now i can stay and bed and play the blox with the nerds
see? they get it
WHAT....
I guess it is more reasonable that you used it after being on fire..
with what they go through its not suprising
I tell this story lots here lol. But yeah my hand was on fire at one point
ahh, I see
how did that even happen ?! cooking I guess..
?! elaborate, a giant pickle
yes a giant pickle
Hi puppeteer! Hru?
like a giant biological pickle or
How did that happen
bwub you remeber the giant pickle right?
a giant replica of a pickle
Do not try to throw away devices you find outside with your hands. They can hurt
yes it was edible
TwT
I don’t remember anything anymore lol
huh, interesting..
|| boo || ||bs||
although I suppose using your phone isn't a crazy thing to do.. where else to go but the funny little digital zone

Hehehehehe
AYO HE BE BYPASSIN GET EM
.. such obscene statement, I'm glad I opened the latter first so I didn't get spooked
her words
..

ridicules you
Thats just a normal sized pickle to me. Just a small glimpse into my bugged up mind
watch me hit the nae nae
Hi puppeteer
oh hey john didnt see ya
hm.. yes.. that makes sense
Bwah
ok, midnight is approaching in 2 minutes
I'm un-nae naeing your nae nae
I shall hit the hay? sack? before the witch gets me
Happy new yearrr!
Enguarde
happynnew day...
gun
though mentally like even past midnight
ayo they indicted Burr for treason today
it is still Friday, I need to sleep first to mentally register otherwise
aaron burr or bill burr
hello
Aaron Burr
goddammit
Ive no clue who that is
the guy who shot Alexander Hamilton
Ohhh
3rd vice president under Thomas Jefferson
All cause the miku binder wasnt it?
miku binder
Shared braincell
hie dare you..
fr
hie
Shaved braincell
Do you approve of the musical or find it inaccurate
oh my god my mind is failing me
im gonna be real i haven't seen it in its entirety
same
Fair nuff
The books exclude the fact all those dudes were always singing. So i think its more faithful than our school curriculums
mm.. I sound like an angry loyalty "you shall not" "how dare you"
Brilliant
Arch.
when do we get the Timothy Dexter musical
Silver Bullet coming your way.
;(((;;(
Transmuting arch into a pibble
I thought you were talking about the Deadlock ship at first
With my alchemy
Everyone hold still the process is delicate
for my next prank when i go to merica and see the hamilton musical with the glaggle we will infact laugh and say miku binder when thomas appears

Waiting to eat mah LUNCH
yoink
i don't get why Jefferson lived in a cello
What do you eat anyway?
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBAKRBAKR
Kibble
And food that people drop on the floor
What flavor
Pass me a kibble bartender
kibble flavor
Turkey and beef
Bet
Can I have some
Growling grrrrr grrrrrrrr grrr grrrrr
Sorry I have untrained food aggression
Hi chat
The only difference is you're an average height and Rika is an ant
Arch kinda reminded me of when i had my first fursona but i didn’t want it to be boring so i wanted to make it a lycanthrope but never went through with that
So it stayed boring and i hit it with a car
you hit arch with a car?
Be a werebeetle and all it does is turn you into a bigger beetle
No, my sona. I hit arch with a sock full of foreign coins
Were you driving in your car right after a beer?
ow o wow ow ow ow ouch oweee oweee
I drink baja blast
almost all of you somehow remind me of my irl friends
DAMMIT I FORGOT THE BAJA BLAST
the blast of baja
I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABT TO PING YOU
Honestly that could be a cool idea for after i get a new ref sheet
Owo
I need an allowance so i can buy chud art i swear
I never draw anymore so people dont make me things anymore lol
WEEEE
Which type
The jumping type

Do you need some ibuprofen? It looks like you might have a headache…
youbeprofen
Gwa gwa
They need more coin sock
More bonkings
dont you know skee balls are better?
i watched my uncle brain a chuck e cheese animatronic with one
Is your uncle named brain, or is brain the action?
Did mr chuck steal your uncles tickets?
no he wanted them to play Slayer
Local man beats up rock a fire explosion animatronics for not playing creed
lmao
Im gonna be real this is a little glaggle coded
Or at least how i perceive glaggle coded
(Positive)
my entire shtick is chaos
MEOWWWW
With all the positivity in the world. You remind me a lot of a divorced father but one who has taken it quite well
You’re different now
Wdym no I’m not
divorced at 18...

The picture colors are different
Grey now. You were pink before
New Rika pfp
I’ve always looked like this
Rika changes their pfp more than me
Indeed I do
april fools day was the first time i had changed mine in like a year
I change mine once in a blue moon. If im particularly unwell and dont wanna be myself for a bit my server profile changes. But not my normal one
Tha
Les
Lmao
🌯
This fine gay
This fine gay works
Thales pronounced like palace
Tamales
bro forgot what dreaming was
Thank you Minecraft YouTuber for reminding me
Me
Wilted rose
Unfair unfair
Slay diva
You
Our resistance is mass-produced
YAAAAS
Pull me from the 6th dimension
Gagged me!
Strut your stuff ladies
whar
War
Walk that walk, talk that talk!
Yes mama
Y'all gotta listen to the new muse album
4 songs released so far
Yaaas
Slay the house boots down
what did i walk into
Nowhere

This is a chat
Hell if i know
you dont know that
This is a
Sandwich
perv
anywho
Big Brother Thales
Always watching
i got 30 bucks left who wants that

Average brother
ME!
5'7
bet
Thales ur 5'7?
yeah

Yes
I thought u were like taller than me
I could get like a dinner with that
he a little goob
Damn
Why would you think that
how you act ig
Idk
So you can act by height now?
You give that power gurl
real
Well
you act therefor you are
Therefor
I'm therefore I am
The hostile short man stereotype seems to be an example

Like that napoleon is often used as an example of being short when 5'7 isn't even short
Two different species, one was a zebra jumping spider and the other I’m still trying to identify
I thought he was 5’6 which was standard for the time
thales will conquer south america
you're right
Both very small
that is a fact
i was making a guess right off my mind
5'6 is much too short
It was British propaganda because the french and British measure height differently and in french inches he was like 5’1
Or something like that
Frinches
This is just average height, under 5'6 would probably be short
I'd say like 5'5 is OK height still anything that's like 5'4 or under is short
Well because I'm the main character 6'0 is average
You can be average you know
I’d consider short to begin like 5’2 and tall to be 5’10
If you’re in that range then you’re average
@zinc frigate 
Ok I'm mod in the Needoh Tower discord server son
Like 4'3
What is a needoh tower
Ok average is gonna be 4'4
Very popular Roblox game
VAH MEDOH?
Unfortunately that means my discord dms are literally filled with hundreds of people like
FUCK
"yooo haha lemme buy ur game for 19 grand"
I FORGOT ITS WORLD GOTH DAY HOLD ON
you brought this upon yourself
:p
Oh I was thinking more of those squishy things ppl go crazy for
Yeah that's what it's based on
Rawr
thats what its based on
It's needoh obby
Rauuuul
But happy world goth day, give me 20 dollars
I’m back
Hi back
best i got is 40 shillings
Good enough
Some people give anything, some people give everything
That's why I value it when my hb sends me 296.49 more than when my mom sends me 300.00
55 burgers and 55 fries
Gnocchi
5 (five) guys
Rika are the rumours true
I need a burger
I’ll get some food in me and then I can try to dress up and do some makeup
I got this cute suit jacket from a church garage sale
is the Rika in the room with us?
I wanna wear it
At Rika
Which ones
Grok is this true
I like 5 guys, it's been years since I been there I dont even know if we have those here
Grok can you confirm
Is it true you're secretly 6'1" like thales told me
I wish
I would be bragging if I was that tall
You guys would hate me
Idk why we get so impressed at super tall people and not super short ppl too
But we all have asses
It's both the same
i have no ass
Add an h and that's also true hehehehehehe
Hoi
Lmao
BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TOO WEIRD
Notice me chat. Notice me
this shouldn't have made me laugh
Interesting word
FACK YOU
Sgoug
Farts weird? Please
i have no ass and i must shit
I'll be 50 and still laugh at farts
Rename Rika to sgoug please
FACK YOU TOO
Man, is it my exe pfp?
S goog
I have no ass and I must sit
cursed to stand forever
All fart but no poop
Yeah not a lot will change over 4 years
I swear I put a notification in my calendar but I guess I forgot
The curse of the Nicki magaj ass
Put a little poop on it
the harder the shit the harder the fart
ah a worth opponent, Our battle will be legendary
Bitch
My birthday is in
what day is it today
It's today
the 73rd
The 22nd of May
Exactly one month
its april 44th
Mine is on may 29th hahaha 👀
my birthday is in 525 days
Birthday in the 16th of June. Gonna turn 20
Oh shoot how many zeros do I need again
Watching twitch on TV is amazing
why the fuck are there so many june birthdays here
Ima be an unc guys…
None cause my age has no 0s
Lies
It's gonna have two pair numbers
Ur turning 33?
either underage or unc
I ain't no Jesus
Guys, is me being 20 mean I’m an unc?
U turning 22?
You really think jimmy would hire underaged mods?
No
so unc?
Unc starts at 30
unc starts at anything above 20
No
Horray 
Are you fucking 13😭😭😭😭
Probably
nein
YOURE NINE?
These mfs are gonna end up saying UNC at 10
no
unc is anyone who is a c section baby
What
Bro was born? So old.
So basically everyone then
i was not born c section
I was
I'm old!!!

my brain is turning into mold
C section rate in America is almost 70% now
That's not supposed to be in there
Fat babies
anyone born before 2006 is unc
Same 
Ok
The fuck am I reading
This is fact
Thank goodness
No it's not
this is not fact
Anyone born before 1996 is an unc
I will never be an unc…. I’m an aunt I’m old but a girl so I’m aunt
Cool
still old
U are not aunt or unc u are adult because ur like 21
Ageism
uncette
hit the road old man
Uncn't
20
Silence child, go play Roblox and cocomelon
Unc specifically is people above 30 who still want to have the vibe of a college kid
Go ask your mom for allowance money
Super bypass master appears and bypasses everyone

i have a job bro
You sure do
dairy queen but that's still money
Go rent
I can see for miles (prower)
So TADC leak was ai. Yippie!
today i shall art again
i make like 13 dollars an hour 
No way. I have that emoji in my server lol
srokte
Yes! Pencil is good!
Get a real job like professional bonesmashing
digital
Oh uh, pen!
What are the most stupid jobs
mouse
go, do an art
Like unnecessary jobs
I drew puso from house of puso yesterday

:p
very easy fella to draw
epic
Taking into consideration that
People whos actual real job is printing ai images onto canvases
A job is basically any activity you get paid for
Valid and true
True this man
Hello !!!
Salutations
Art is art regardless of how you draw it, any method is good.
And I said YOU draw in specific. Fuck ai
Hahahahwhsbahebbsa
Ai isn't art tho because art is an expression and ai can't express anything
I keep thinking of that one video
Some as AI can't really make music
The robots are here
for what purpose would they need to learn that?
And it's the video of the robot and the dough
Ai bad
"ai will kill us all"
Meanwhile ai when I ask it if it's okay to swallow shards of glass:
"Omg yes!!!! So healthy. Be careful though, they may feel sharp. But as long as you take it slowly, it's a great diet."
13 dollars an hour is good for my age
My dad sends me ai videos of the dirty dishes and clothes in my room going "PICK ME UP!"
Like twice a day
Bad human art > “good” AI generated slop
ai is gonna kill us by making us kill us

We already did that without ai
Uwu
and we're just getting worse
It's more gonna kill us by producing a customer base that isn't a stakeholder
"how do I use a clothing iron?"
"kill your next door neighbor"
confiscate his phone
My dad loves those dumb ai videos of the cats cooking
who dare utterth myne nameth
my favorite Italian nation based off name alone is the Two Sicilies
like one day Sicily just did mitosis
now there's two of them
my favorite italian nation is italy
Wha
What
Mmm mitosis italians
God I want a cheeseburger pizza
I had one when I went to a town
Do Italian people actually live in anywhere other than Argentina New York and the one in Europe I can't remember the name of
i want a cheeseburger
It was like a great sourdough pizza
I want
Ai isn’t all that intelligent rn, all it does is simply regurgitate information from the internet it’s seen based on what you said
Some live in Brooklyn. I know 2 plumbers that were Italian. Good guys
Brazil
I felt so american
i just got a pizza maker an you've given me an idea
Nah they're all here
Thales in Minnesota a tens of thousands of people are losing power coverage to ai
It's gonna kill us broski
What about Germans
DUTCH
That is not how I meant the kill part.
They're in Germany
And in Austria
Or the us because they're the second largest immigrant group
did you know
Argentina has 30 to 35 million people that descend from Italians
That's almost 70% of our population lmao
Crazy
We're like 47M
nah they're not dutch, they're german
Do they speak Italian or Spanish or maltese? That is always the question
NO DUTCH IS HERE
No I’m not
As for actual Italian here, it's around 1.2M
I don’t see the Kingdom of the Netherlands
🏳️🌈
ORANJE
:3
🫵
Is that somalia
Smidge
yes?
It's floptropica
Yellow
no, we're blue
Abcdefg
Woman…
smadge
smedge
smidge
smodge
smudge
Only like 11 days left
Why do goth bands have to put words I can’t say here in their names
maybe someday
I can't wait to be gay again
Until what
don't scare me like that
8 more days
Until we become gay again
Sonion
hay is for horses
oh my god...
Yay or nay
gay is for gorses
neigh
335 days of straight 30 days gay
I'm putting Forward a motion to extend pride month to all months
Those in favor say yass queen
yass queen
nien
approved
Everyone stone this homo phone!
Crazy how all months are pride month now and we still have no veteran month...
the homo phone? gay is calling?
pick up!!!
No it just sounds like it is
hellurr
it's RuPaul
Gagahahahahaha that was a little bit of humor for my people
Rah rah rah aaaah
Hello
Want your bad romance
Rah Rah Rasputin
No lyrics 5 minutes in the corner
I sense a Thales amongst us.
-# lord christ of the heavens of all above, i am terrified

Perish
No that's banned
It would be so funny if whenever I appear, Thales does as well 
Bullshit is banned?
No cursing or boobs
Gazoonkers
The bypass master appears to bypass everyone
Remember I don't abide to rules
I make them
Bitch bitch frick ass
Curse curse
(picture in general)
%&@$#
Okay this is way too far.
Do mods have embed
😇
I need an apology video immediately
Why would you say that about old people smudge
Instead of ukulele it needs to be a kazoo
No we don't
they know what they did
We're fucking 1984d
Wonderwall kazoo cover by Smudge
Thye
Smudge if you were French your name would be Gommage which kind of sound like a type of cheese
Somebody say old people? I can't hear you'll have to speak up






