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is sam o'nella a nickname that's a spin on the word salmonella or is their legal (or chosen) name just happens to be that
internet pls
the former
The first
Forma
makes sense
but his real name actually is Sam

idk on his surname
ah, it is a slight combination of the former and latter
I realize this looks completely random to anyone else
it's kind of shocking how it seems like Tarrare just showed up, did his thing, died, and then nothing similar has appeared since
to my knowledge for I all know there could be seventy other Tarrares
Well like. Im the same way, just waiting til i die sometime later
it looks like Jerma shoving a sort of vegetable (spinach?) into his mouth
Doin my thing rn, dying later. And no one else is gonna be like how i did it
My favourite activity is entering vcs and playing the metal pipe sound and then leaving
most humans are unfortunately lost to history

"sometime later"?! an intriguing way to say it, I usually hear it as "someday soon"
I meant like why i sent it lol. Whenever i hear something that can be made to sound like “jorma” i combine it
a good subversion of the common term
Jermoid
oh my god.. I see it now
pharmacy -> pharma ->
“Jorma” is just one of my stims whenever i think about jerma
And like anything i stim will become some sort of warped abomination of its previous form
urgh, quite annoyed that next week is supposed to have no school, yet I gotta like butcher some goats or something
I see, interesting
Jerma is just Russian badgers cousin from the north, atleast when it comes to stims and noises that make my brain go oooooooo
that's quite the charming trait
Well like knowing me and my resilience whatever death i may experience, it will be very slow. And i have a loving partner who makes sure that the process of me dying wont start for a long while
/positive
I sound so cryptic sometimes. Its just cause im losing my ability to talk like a human lmao
I gotta clarify that im actually very happy sometimes

say "I am mirel."
I am Mirel.
oh my god.
that sounds.. dreadful
Hiiii
and does not trigger good feelings within me
Im having fun
I’m playing Tomodachi life and my mii offered another mii a gun. I never went to the Home Screen so quick 😭😭😭
I do wish the best for you
As for you too
guns are fun I wanna shoot guns again 🙂
and probably hopefully not .. suffer a long painful death, that sounds, very.. something
-? what are you amused by
first you have to go through the Super Scary Labyrinth of Fear
its the meme
I am unfamiliar with the meme, elaborate
I have good company so its quite well
that's a very fair point
guy tells a computer "say I am conscious." and the computer says "I am conscious." and the guy says "oh my god."
I am just, a visual thinker and, thinking of that scenario
invokes a deep sorrow within me

that is somewhat humorous
for some reason i wait for it to explode into flames
just like the meme
no.. do not wish that upon the bub
Y’know. I gotta make that
guns are
a fascinating piece of technology
Good morning chat
My dog just winked at me because he’s trying to get more bites of my boiled eggs
someone made it as a joke because some tech guy said that AI might be conscious already
I like it as a concept, although contextually, it is somewhat scary
I already gave this GREEDY BEAST half a boiled egg
the mischievous canine
morning
I used to think guns were cool but I think theyre 10 times cooler after firing some
Egg
Theres an egg?
heh
too expensive a hobby
Can i have egg
Well there was two
good thing there exists VR gun sims
Yo chat, how is everyone?
What are we talking about
I do like how guns feel powerful as a human, especially like the 50 bmg machine gun
My dog ate one half and I ate the other half
I want an egg can i have an egg
Doing good
So there only remains one egg
like Im seriously considering getting a license, its very hard to get here but Im still considering it
yet in war thunder they're merely the bush whacker 3000
pls
I replied wrong
ignore me
I just want a small civilian handgun
Ive heard good things about the beretta but I think I would personally prefer basically just a revolver
how could this possibly happen, stupid, obnoxious, discord
Please i need this we only have raw eggs in the fridge and i can only have so many of those
Starting a sever if anyone wants to join it all you have to do is friend me
I don’t like guns
You can boil the raw eggs
well of course you've probably never seen one
Crazy I know
why would I want to join a sewer, ew
I cant
You can say or do anything and free sever cmds
that's not to say its a bad thing
Awh man
if anything gun culture in the US is getting out of hand
but we won't discuss that
We have an electric kettle but nothing to keep something boiling
I sty if I said it wrong I half slep
"yet in war thunder they're merely the bush whacker 3000"
I meant to reply to this
Not a real gun no
that's a wise decision indeed, seems too
I have seen guns though
not such a light-hearted conversation
I have like 15 guns we not going to talk about
i will say, the British did make perhaps the greatest bolt action rifle ever
the Lee-Enfield is great
Actually the other day I ran into this singer streamer in Roblox and I joined his server and he pulled out a gun in vc
it isn't personal favourite
That was fun
My ex handed me a gun while i was at their place once
We all know the best rifle is the Imperial standard issue E11 blaster rifle
Ew
?! an unexpected thing to do, how were you able to deduce it was a gun through voice chat?
It felt very unnatural to hold
no its the MA40
Oh he was video streaming
Or if I just stay in my server by myself 😢
you cant advertise servers here
Face cam
Im not big fan of guns like real guns 
Id rather geek out about one in a game lowkey
You can I just did
I feel like I mentally separate guns into 2 category, the technology and the cultural context, and the latter is, icky
Hi guys iam new
interesting decision
you'd like Hot Dogs, Horshoes, and Hand Grenades then
And its against the rules
The E11 is more iconic
its a VR gun sim
arquebusses or whatever are cool
Ooohh
hot dogs, french fries
I just have no one
I like pizza I like burger I like chicken nugget and I like honey mustard
I wish we were at least allowed pepper spray in England so I could carry around a bedazzled pepper spray can
literally says in da rules you cant advertise or promote servers

Would you get a pretty pink pepper spray
hey guys follow me on Microsoft Excel
just make some homemade pepper spray
boom easy
Theres this weird weight to them that makes it uncomfortable to hold if you are not holding them the intended way. And the intended way to hold them makes me quite uncomfortable
YES MA’AM
I sry but just trying to make some friends tho
I would get ARRESTED
I don’t have any
Then talk with people here
Okay time to bark
muskets in general
I only have Microsoft word can I follow you on that
that's an accurate depiction of a bawling sorrow
BAKR BARK BARK BARK BAKRBAKRBAKRBAKR AWOOOOOOOOOOO

He’s such a sad chud
I do
have you seen tenacious trilobyte shoot em before
you can probably naturally make it here, rather of inviting some, which may make a mostly temporary dynamic
I wish I could draw rn
i love his content
the gameplay isnt nearly as good so eh
my man
dap me up
….
🤝
hm, Microsoft Excel as a social media
I feel like I haven’t seen your art much
Make 200 drawings NOW !!!!!! /j

Yeah I’ve been in art block
same
most rpgs are just microsoft excel really
Same </3
That’s it I’m summoning a Harrower-class dreadnought
One must not rush greatness
Rika art so yummy

I think the last thing I drew and finished was Glaggle being a nerd
but im about to do my first FINAL... of the day
i summon... HMS Revenge
I belieb in u!
I guess I just go if I brokeing rules like all I can’t do anything right
my point was not invalid and I do not feel much remorse from what I said, don't be saddened, it's a better choice, trust me
I’m gonna be real that ain’t gonna do SHIT against a Harrower dreadnought
im gonna horrendously fail
even if I do good it wont save my grade
however I have hope fore my 2nd one
how so?
I don’t really want to draw but if I did draw I would do nothing but draw butches
I should sog soon…
think about it
no but i bet a Tankgewehr could punch a hole in its armor
its mostly just math
That fact I. A killer but I have fallen because of haveing no one to talk with
i sogged today, its your turn
Awawa
I’m just gonna send you a picture of a Harrower
then start talking.
Hii! Hruuuu?
I sog everyday, I’m a good sogger
So yea real fun pal
oh no i see what you're talking about lol
Haiiii
Im hungy
I just starting now
hi hungy im glag
Honestly same
Get soggier rika
Im gonna eat u
We'll do your nails after
I should just coyote out

My nails do need a redo
i just find that complaining about a solution that won't have worked to everyone else here, to be somewhat unproductive, but I get the feeling
Oo can i do my nails too? :3
Time to girlypop with oomf
what video games do you like? I notice you have an AU sans in your profile picture, or something of that sort
Hold the phone
Yes! 
And and then we can watch horror movies
okay
Yay! ^w^
Caramel popcorn to accompany?
I make my own now afk

take care then
you're telling me caramel popped this corn?
right now Im playing morrowind, infra, mewgenics and the bazaar sometimes
I suppose so
Bwah
youre telling me a kettle cooked this corn?
although, everything is math, isn't it
They did
istg if those fighter jets are still flying above my house
I'm unfamiliar with those games
Oughhh time to get soggy
I remember the first one, as that is what you talked about a while ago
play War Thunder but in real life
Ooffff
can you indulge me in the details of those 4 video games?
Soggy Rika days
Get soapy
no
that happens
i'll give you a free tank of your choice :3
If you shoot them down, it’s not a war crime the first time
Give me a Harrower class dreadnought take it or leave it
military cargo airplanes, commercial airplanes, and occasionally, helicopters, fly above me, it seems to be a flight path of some sort
i may be able to pull some strings
morrowind is the third elder scrolls game, its an opem world rpg
infra is an urban exploration/infrastructure inspector job simulator
mewgenics is a grid based rpg thats very weird and chaotic
the bazaar is an auto-battler with very greedy devs but its so fun that I still play it despite that
and know a guy who knows a guy who also knows a guy
Yo we got a member of the Sith council here
interesting
you enjoy rpg and combat, it seems
have you ever heard the Comedy of Darth Gleegus the Silly?
infra seems like an unique one of the 4
I thought not
I am playing morrowind on openmw and with the tamriel rebuilt mod
Yooo chat I'm at the doctor's rn
are you okay?
yeah it doesnt have combat, its pretty much pure exploration and some puzzles
that makes sense, it's good that you're okay
I am unfamiliar with those mods
mhm!
I may have found a very whimsical video
ngl I couldn’t get into Morrowind the same way I did Skyrim and Oblivion
openmw is just another engine for morrowind, you still need a copy of it to play it, its pretty cheap on steam anyway, tamriel rebuilt is a bunch of mods that have been like 20 years in the making and their goal is to put most of actual morrowind in the game, in the original morrowind you only ever play on the island of vvanderfell
its a bit rough to get into but theres a very good reason why its the favorite of many tes fans
y'know I talk in a quite refined way but sometimes I don't, that's an intriguing pattern, I have little to no idea as to why that is the case
blehh ble ble this is mirel silly Mirel blee
I am sooo silly and I don't speak fancy english
I get that but something that really bothers me is people shoving it into conversations about Skyrim or Oblivion
nevermind, that won't do
woww, interesting.. quality of life mods
I like both of those games, but I do think its a shame that they took those games in different directions than where morrowind was heading
nah I dont have those, I like to play my games pretty vanilla usually
Personally I’m a huge Skyrim fan, Oblivion not so much but I still really like it
its literally been almost a decade since i've last booted up Skyrim on my PS4
I see, I thought you had these two mods installed
I would say skyrim is better than oblivion but really, all three are great games, again though theres a reason morrowind is the best
openmw isnt really a mod, and neither of these are quality of life, tamriel rebuilt is basically extra content added to the game, a lot of it
the best game out of a series seems to be quite the subjective subject
I see..
that makes sense
more than a mod its like fanmade dlc
I’d argue that none of the three are the “best”, as it’s subjective
skyrim has some mods that are basically full games on their own
Id argue morrowind is the best one, though I mean this from the perspective of it being open world
same with Fallout 4
morrowind's combat isnt good for example, both oblivion and skyrim have way better combat
What are we talking about
Elder Scrolls
Oh cool
I tried playing fallout 4, I just couldnt get into it, its a good game but I hate it as a fallout game
for context fallout 1 is my favorite fallout game, so
honestly what I really like about Skyrim is the atmosphere, combat, soundtrack, the fuckin dragons, and a bunch of other stuff
im gonna be 100% real with you
I did not mind Fallout 76
i thought it was enjoyable
dragons automatically make a game’s cool factor for me be multiplied tenfold
morrowind isnt nearly as flashy but it has way more depth
its set near my home territory
I am utterly unfamiliar with elder scrolls or most pc video games
I also absolutely hate how they made alteration less cool, and just got rid of mysticism
I have watched this video about the restaurants of.. Skyrim, I think
mysticism is one of the coolest magics in any game
the taverns
my personal favorite magic system in any game is in arx fatalis though
I back
hello again
Sup
Now back to the video thing
oo, what is that game, and any specific reason why it is your personal favourite?
I make my own
arx fatalis is an amazing game thats unfortunately not as well known because it came out at basically the same time as morrowind
my co workers did the 67 and they are older than me and they are also at a higher position
nothing particularly interesting
report them to HR
its not my favorite game ever but it has my favorite magic system in any game, its a dungeon crawler, meaning its a game that takes place pretty much entirely underground
one more victim has been infected by the 67 plague, it seems /j
interesting genre
Ok time to get my gun
*two
67777
oh god its spreading
I really love the magic system in arx fatalis both in terms of how cool I find it in concept and also how it works mechanically, the magic system is a puzzle in it of itself, you can actually be better at it by actually being smart, cunning and observant yourself
Well we are cooked
oooh.. that sounds intriguing
im gonna headbutt you like zidane did in world cup 2006
arx fatalis is a spiritual successor to ultima underworld and that games magic system is similar but really cool too
can you give me an example as to how that is
I have no idea what that is but, sounds like a threat
well how it works is basically, the magic is made from runic words
Wow you can’t just say e
you literally learn and draw the runes
ahh..
or a better punishment im gonna draw with a fork on a blackboard
a drawing based spell system, I am somewhat familiar with that, but usually it's not too complex
and if you do, you can cast a spell that lights any fires around you, like torches or firepits
Oh uh I think I know where you are mirel as in a timeline
such noise does little effect on me, I am unsure as to why this is
however the words arent just random
I can see you from the void
am means amplify, yor means fire
headbutting me may result in a more satisfactory result
so you are basically saying "amplify fire"
yes
thats why that spell lights up fires around you
that's quite cool
Ok I try to stop by your house or whatever
its the top of the iceberg
Don’t be scared about the knife in my hand tho
how about just stub your toe
that would hurt me the most, probably
for example, there are enemies in arx fatalis that are spell casters, and they actually physically draw the runes to cast them
I do not recommend murdering me for now
yeah this is for the 67
so if you pay attention to what theyre conjuring, you could learn a new spell from them!
In arx fatalis you can also make your own bread
darn, I have to pay for my sins
and by that I mean, you do it all physically
that's fun
that would be $100
you physically take flour and mix it with water to mske dough
and then put it on top of fires
that is all I have
O have 500m if that ok
and the dough cooks in real time
my money..
thats just the taxes
I pay for you
you a big fat phony
the real price is $20,000
How much does he need to pay
im the damn tax collector around here
I can pay that
thats the second tax
if you play arx fatalis, do use the arx libertalis mod, it doesnt really change anything, it just makes it less buggy for new systems
Gave the full Danm
who is the "he" referring to
wow..
and, as good as arx fatalis is, theres actually no point in putting any points in any archery, there are like 2 bows and 10 arrows in the entire game
okay its $900,000,001
mmhmm..
wait where do you get the money?
We don’t talk about that uh
pardon me, as I am not a he
should give that fee to billionaires..
{drops frisk head to the aide}
do you copy money?
rule number 1 of how not to fix an economy
Let’s just say as a fallen killer I still have a job to do
And I make good money doing it
okay then you can pay
there is at least one person that played arx fatalis trying to make an archer, and Im pretty sure the game is ACTUALLY unbeatable if you want to do that, and they went "THIS GAME SUCKS" and dropped it and it BREAKS MY HEART
it is an intriguing phenomenon that people seems to initially I assume that I am a male
Just got payed I have now got 900m
TwT, well..
maybe its a cultural thing, I tend to assume everyone is male until I have some sort of evidence to the contrary, assuming male is my default
it is not necessary their fault that the game gives little to no resources for the archer enthusiasts
it is a common cultural thing
so I will usually use male pronouns on a person that I dont know about
So how do I pay
although I feel like that assumption is somewhat flawed
as I'd rather use a genderless pronouns
oh yeah its not their fault, its the games' fault
but its still such a wonderful game
while Im at it, the defense stat also really doesnt matter at all
I think I keep the money since he not here anymore
I wouldnt advise putting any points into defense, but this is more of a nitpick, its not gonna make your game unplayable
if you were intending to only be an archer, which is an option the game gives you, there are simply not enough arrows in the game to beat it, even if you play perfectly
and finding a bow is also ridiculously hard
honestly, I just simply dont want any problems
mhm.
I done forgot that
most people don't want problems
a lot, does not mean most, does it?
like a lot a lot
I do think its most people honestly
maybe not the vast majority but over half
I feel as if you're saying this just to be a contrarian.
no its based on my life experiences
people that ACTUALLY dont want trouble are rare
most people want to bring their problems to other people and meet no resistance
your life experience does not determine the entire world, does it? I am sorry but
I do not see how this disprove my point
well where else am I supposed to draw information from
Rise and shine every bod, Today will be a wonderful day frfr
this is an abstract thing, there are no statistics for this
yes indeed, although I feel like you are able to tell that most people tend to avoid starting problems, is all, else on everyday life, you'd see almost everyone just causing conflicts.
a hopeful wish, hope that will be true for you
they dont want confrontation but they dont mind bringing their bullshit to other people so long as other people dont complain
Thanks my good pal Mirel
if you wanna call me cynical, sure, I think Im pretty cynical, but thats how I see it
yes.
and that is different from wanting problems upon themselves, is it not?
it results in problems anyway so it doesnt make a difference to me
I dont care if your intentions are good if the end result is bad
yes, and that was not my initial point
you are currently not arguing against my point, then.
I am a consequentialist so, this is how my mind works
you are merely stating something else, this is not a valid argument anymore.
I am just stating things, yes
and that's completely okay
okay then
hmm..
Im boring so I like imperials, Im playing an imperial right now
I do think their mercantile boost is best in morrowind, money is king in morrowind
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
hm, you sent this as the music "Charlie's inferno" (specifically the teto cover) started in my earphones, in which it started with "bababababa"
matching your barkings, a humorous coincidence.
an imperial
what does that specifically mean in a Morrowind context?
in the world of the elder scrolls, the imperials are about the most progressive race
Y'all I think I just got called out by my breaker
the empire is kind of analogous for the roman empire in real life
Nails time missy
mhhm
which I know to our modern sensibilities sounds very extreme, and Im not saying thats my ideology irl
but in the world of the elder scrolls theyre very much moderate
why do you mean? I do not understand
what is a breaker
theyre about the only faction in the entire world that tolerates orcs
that treats orcs as sentient beings
mhm, quite progressive for a fictitious ideology
theyre about the most progressive faction of that world
they conquer, but its more about making you join them than just genociding you
AUGGGHHH
Was watching DDOI and thought "eh 3am, maybe one more" and then the fuse to my room blew
I do need to do another coat of black on ma nails
your breaker is telling you to go tf to sleep
really I just really dig both the diplomatic and the jack of all trades role in rpgs and imperials are just that
Good morning
ooooh sounds pretty
Good meowning Rosster
that's cool
i used to have a like, deeper teal closer dark aquamarine i think
Yes
oh, chat's filling up
AWOOOOO YIP YIP YIIIIPPYIOPPYIOPP AWOOO BARK
it is funny that despite not being the best warriors or mages, theyve ended up basically winning the global conflict of tamriel just because of their sense of unity
How do
there they are, the barker /lh
TwT an unfortunate circumstance
How do you what
can that be fixed?
How do you Rika??
Uhhh I guess you gotta be born from my birthgiver
And have the same dad
that is indeed one of the recipe for a powerful nation
Just maybe
Answer the question
hm, an identical twin is indeed one of the closest you can be to someone else in terms of physical traits
Yeh, just need to buy a fuse and a switch
good
I’m doing alright, I just sogged and I have a nose strip on currently so my face feels stiff, wbu?
Define sogged
Can do it myself too
a lot of races end up losing because of their disunity, the bretons are one of the very few exceptions, they are very treacherous and conflictive among themselves but when faced with an existencial crisis they have proven themselves to be able to put aside their differences and stick together for the survival of high rock
When you AWOOOO BAKRBAKRBARKBARK

I SAID SOGGED
I initially thought your profile pictures was 2 labubus (a type of toy), I was mistaken
Too low quality
hm, a race united by a common enemy, an interesting dynamic
make the sogger a creepypasta
sog them in hyper realistic blood
why does this cat looks so sorrowful
Not allowed to be stinky
That word describing that is different
Yes
sogged is when the sog is put upon you
I’ve just never seen sogged
soggy is when you are sogged
Sogged yo mama
bretons are half mer (elf) half human, so they have the pride, arrogance and magical affinity of the mer but they do have some aspects of humanity to them as well, theyre the most chivalrous and their analogous for medieval europe basically
GOTTEEMMMMM
and sogger is the notorious liquid that has put you through that fate
this joke doesn't quite make sense to me
Goog...
Well I’m gonna sogged your dad
Why we are talking about sog like its the most deadly virus known across man kind
It is a playful spin of "Soaked"
I don’t have a dad for you to sogged
we need to get rid of these soggers...
SUCK ON THAT
Oh
Perfect my butt
Mhm, makes sense
Too far buddy
Well I’m gonna sogged all of your bath towels so you cannot unsog yourself

Why are you so evil
Do you want the sog to be eternal
Im preparing the towels...
i believe that is his exact idea
Im powering up the hair driers
You being my mom into this you get the repercussions
Total Sog Death....
WELL WELL
WELLLLL
pull down your sleeve, feline, it is cold /j
You shall be forever sogged and suffer eternal swamp ass
Egg
Egg you say??
no, no
honestly I like all the races, except bosmer, which are the wood elves
500 eggs
I absolutely hate the bosmer
I just have one will that do
"hey, how are we gonna find drinking water around here"
the ever so helpful local villager :
That's ok, the harvest may not be so fruitful
Thats racist towards elves
there isnt a single bosmer npc in any of the games that I like
NOOO
why so?
I like dark elves, I tolerate high elves, I cant stand wood elves
and I pity snow elves
Sorry I’m fruitphobic so you mentioning fruits spooked me…
Toeing you now 
Did you play that one roblox fruit Jumpscare game
STAY AWAY FROM MY TOES??
toeing? a very intriguing statement..
YOU FREAK
KEEP YOUR TOES AWAY FROM ME
YOU FREAK
ah, yes, that makes sense
theyre a carnivore cannibalistic tribe, they are like bretons without the sense of civic duty, they are the worst aspects of the mer combined in a disgusting inbred race and khajiit are cooler in every way as a stealth race
hm, such a way to ridicule someone
Its ok
hmm, I see, they're composed of only bad traits
ridicule as in, bleee :p
what is a nose strip
I just hate every bosmer npc Ive come across in their games, and it doesnt help that their lore I think is just dumb
It’s something you put on your nose and it unplugs your pores
their stats also dont make sense
hm, interesting, a skincare paraphernalia I see
hm, I see
more reasons to dislike them
Did you really have to call it that 😭
BUH
I don't recommend you comment on my manner of talking
Lalalala
I have a jelly little soft heart and it makes me a bit insecure :3
ehh that's a fair point
The Mrs just found out about the fuse (help me)
a skincare product, there
Current objective: survive
the mrs?
tf you want me to do
We’re not commenting on it in a negative way, it was just very unexpected
I suppose so, that's understandable

a character from a childhood show..
they all have bad things but I just dont like them because the npcs suck and I think their lore is dumb and theyre dumb and theyre also assholes and when a cyrodillic emperor somehow managed to unite the bosmer one time, everyone was so impressed that they decided to make that point the beginning of recorded history of tamriel
akarinnnn
huh

I am unfamiliar with said person, though I've seen them in at least 1 meme
so much bad traits..
I wonder if the writers intended them to be that hateable
I go to church on Sunday, truly usually more
Screaming at the demons while they push me out the door
Oughhh i have no idea what to do this weekend
the next line, if I'm not mistaken, is supposed to be "if I could see someone who knew me, or someone in uniform" but the mistake is understandable
their average lifespan is 200 years and yet they have accomplished NOTHING historically
Rika y'all playing the blox today? 
FUCK it is im such a chud
that's a good plan if you enjoy drawing
bretons live up to 80 years and they still get good enough at their magic that they could rival the mer
why is everyone calling themselves a chud 😭
hehe
Because we are ig
Im chud 
a fancy new name
Because it sounds funny
I thought chud was a slang against people associated with the far right ideology

but I see the vibe now
It is but people make fun of it now
truth
No it means Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
I understood that reference
SHHHHH
before it was popularised, yes, it was a very specific term.
THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Who turned you fancy
CHUD RIKA vs Chad honley
Dw Rika we can take them underground
Ok butt burger honley
Chad…
The cigarettes under your bed 
Good one but I’m not the smoker
it's like, in ted, or something
and they make the most obscure of references
Honley y'all playing the blox today? 
Fuck
I would feel similarly about the orcs but everything about their race is tragic, bosmer have no one to blame for sucking so much other than themselves and their stupid traditions, who the fuck calls themselves "tree sap people"
Just because I’m a stoner doesn’t mean I think Nicotine is cool
its like they want to be bullied
hm, an interesting form, a handsome Squidward morphed into a protogen
Im a stoner because i throw stones at people
Same gurl
Use a sling it’s better
those without sin may cast the first stone.
We’re definitely playing tomorrow because I’m forcing everyone to
STONE HIM!
Catapults are more effective
here comes sinless Steve

The humble trebuchet
youre a bunch of stoners

I wanna do aac tomorrow
🪨
An Ancient Curse?
No
Curse of Ra
An average campaign
An average campaign
🏜️
That’s what I’m saying
your hatred torwards them is inspiring
I have never felt this strongly about any other race ever lmfao
500 terabytes of Spongebob

that looks really bad out of context 😭
Lowkey i should wash my sheets
huh.. an oddly detailed emoji

The shadow.
TwT

Spongeboy me bob…we need MONEY
"top 10 races from worst to best"
That face when Grace is Amazing
Holy shit cabinet man
Amazing Grapes
AGHH... a horrid abomination, a grotesque creature.. what is this..
My spotify is being amazing rn what the fuck
there are many videos ranking tes races, both in terms of their games and their lore
terrible..
I saw one ranking their raceism too
WHAT I saw a shadow pass by me ?!
I’m out in the woods sitting on a wet rock rn
imperials actually got pretty high because despite being one of the more accepting factions, pelinal was part of the cyrodillic empire
huh, be careful in the wild
and pelinal is by far the most raceist npc in the entire story
Dw I am already very anxious
I wish I went out but im stuck in my mom's basement
Why do i not have a skeleton emoji that runs across the screen
Watch out for any creatures
he was so raceist he went full horseshoe theory and could not even distinguish race anymore so he obliterated like half of the khajiit population mistaking them for elves
I am the creature
hm, won't your anxiety make it a
bad idea to be out there?
Must’ve been the wind
No sorry i have to go pick up food
mmm, yes
its said pelinal killed so many elves that his otherwise white hair turned brown from all the elf blood he was covered in
TwT
such bloodlust
creatures such as, including but not limited to, rats.
I was speaking about like, Bigfoot or the Rake….or Larry
Good morning
Good evening
Good night
And happy 4th of July
And happy new years too
Yea im going home
Nature is very nice and I would like to be able to explore it but unfortunately my heart is beating too fast
I wanted to find some bones smh
have a jolly Christmas, Thales.
Happy birthday to you too
happy cinco de mayo
I see, unfortunate
Happy Hanukkah
Ground was COVERED in wild grapevine lol
Gawk
a jolly thanksgiving, lovely smiling heart emoji
any grapes?
I didn’t see any !
that's somewhat cool
idk whether to think of the woods as
Wood
Buy the Costco wine bucket
And woodie Allen
no buy the round meal
this dry brown forest, a lovely forest with a nice grassy landscape, or a rainforest
ZHO good
I wish Thales was real
what is zho goud
The goober
is that a category of wine
White wine????
"zho goud"
You're confusing
no u
I am sorry.. I just
No you
wonder what "zhou goud" means
So good?
... ah
Guys I'm very much sleep deprived. What do we think about my plan:
I got my pocket money, I go to supermarket with fren after dinner, I buy a big cake, 2-3 monster and some other snacks, I drink a monster, I stay through the entire night playing games and eating cake and snacks?
It's the meme
I am a dumb specimen, my apologies
I want a monster but I haven't found a new flavor
and yet despite all of this, pelinal is seen by most people, including myself, as a hero, because the high elves at the time were acting about as bad as the daedra, which the daedra are literal demons from hell
it just seemed.. chinese
You're so Portuguese
a fair plan, it seems
Hello everybody my name is welcome
hello welcome my name is everybody
;3
Welcome (The Argentinian)
MarketPliers
Market supplier
Market Wire-Pliers
True
Marketable Wires
Martyr players
The horse is here
Boy this is worse than the time I was sus
Shhh
I am hungry
Ish
I could get up
But the bed is so warm
And it's so cold outside

Take the bed with you
Dubai chocolate labubu strawberry shortcake banana moccaccino americano
hm
25 pumps of vanilla
Those words would make Shakespeare stab himself
should keep some packaged snacks around in case you feel peckish at midnight, I suppose
Chug a bottle of vanilla extract
probably don't do that
He'd think it's probably ancient poetry
Truth
Wise words
I do like that out of the terms related to food or drinks, one of them is that of a collectable toy.
it truly encapsulates the modern culture and their desire for consumption
Thales (The Rappertinian)
Indeed
Banana bomb
Triple chocolate Dubai pokemon sorbet ice cream banana smoothie labubu uncanny valley soft serve sock syrup smoked salmon creamy pasta Italian tomato soup
though bananas does make my mouth hurt, for some reason
hm..
It’s beautiful🥹
that is certainly a list of consumables
No, it's one product
well except for uncanny valley
ahh.. i see
No it's still part of the product
is this the recipe for world peace
you ever climbed Uncanny Mountain?
It's the recipe for my grandma's soup
horrid..
Don't disrespect her
nope
Don’t diss a grandmas cooking bruh
I'm so sorry that you get served uncanny valley
just like, uncanny valley, objectified
you're eating a doppelganger
Yummers
hmm..
IRS smoothie banana apple fritters omelette, soft pork chops mackerel soup served with half parsley leaf
The Internal Revenue Service?
Yes
I don’t care who they send. NO MONEY FOR THEM
Me
hmm.. an entire organisation as an ingredient for a food

I tried clown meat once... I dont know if I liked it, it tasted funny...
55 whoppers and 55 more whoppers
Don't try to understand it
when school is at 55.55 but it's still 49.99 am
Flow with it
I get it
Am I the only one who eats food cold out of cans
depends on the food
not necessarily, but I don't usually eat out of cans, I rarely encounter cans
Beans and SPAM
I eat stuff like peaches or canned fish like that
Peas
It’s good
please stop trying to a-peas me
it looks alright
I would definitely fry it if I got it tho
I luv baked beeens -me if I was fully British prolly
It’s probably 50% horse meat but it’s good
I dont think I would eat kt straight out of the can
well Im not much of an umamusume fan
What
horse meat
It’s a can of mystery meat
is it spiced
No
thats usually how they do mistery meats here, they just use a lot of spices
But they have flavors
well thats kinda intriguing then
I assume they're making a joke based on the fact that, umamusumes are horses, and this topic is talking about horse meat
American food conversation
though this joke doesn't quite land for me either.
it seems like so
Waiter, more processed slop please!
alright buddy quit horsing around
laugh track
.. it doesn't quite land very well
Neigh.
neigh means yay in horse say
No way


