general

[ornate kernel]

😭

That is NOT what I was expecting from a mod

[languid grove]

Thales what is up with you today

[restive current]

I almost got hacked. Some of my servers got removed 😢 Any tips to keep my account safe?

[unreal kiln]

Delete your discord account

Or buy nitro

[restive current]

[finite cedar]

Dont click links. None of them are worth it

[humble isle]

Don’t click dumb links

[restive current]

Of course

[ornate kernel]

I witnessed my friend getting hacked in discord despite the clear warning

[pallid socket]

Hello chat again

[ornate kernel]

He clicked on the link, discord warns him that the link was suspicious but he still pressed "Go to link"

[pallid socket]

I dread the dentist

[gritty temple]

Two factor authentication

Also don’t try to emulate Tomodachi Life

Unless you know a guy

[restive current]

I don't even how to emulate it, but thanks!

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[finite cedar]

I know a guy who has a job that bought it for me

[gritty temple]

Real

[compact sky]

espurr plushie

[ashen dagger]

Mrow

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPPPPPP

[hybrid jolt]

What a world

[humble isle]

Rika my court jester entertain me

[hybrid jolt]

What even was the boys finale

[woven flicker]

Roar

Hello everyone

[pallid socket]

Went out to pet the cats and just saw an oak jumping spider!

[languid grove]

🤹

[pallid socket]

He sat on my hand for a while

[languid grove]

No spoilers or you’re dead

[pallid socket]

He had jumped into my hair initially so clearly a confident lil guy

[hybrid jolt]

I won’t ok

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[bitter osprey]

Hey

Okay no hey

[narrow atlas]

Horse type shit

[indigo hull]

🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎

the cavalry is here

[gritty temple]

Omg cute

[burnt geyser]

Hello everyone

[ancient wadi]

ahhhhhhhh

agagahagahaaghaha

[ancient wadi]

?

[past pasture]

no speaking jibberish

[ancient wadi]

oh :(

[reef zealot]

[languid grove]

YABADOO YABADEE

[bitter imp]

Kigert

[reef zealot]

Woof

[gritty temple]

BARK BARK BARK BARK

[indigo hull]

Crustuminium

[ancient wadi]

goo go gaga

[past pasture]

arecheeettetts

[ashen dagger]

Youuuuuu

[hoary vector]

😱😱🤯🤯🤯

[tardy mortar]

time to say hi and bye

[vernal lynx]

Hello hello

[rancid goblet]

You! 🫵

I remember you

[languid grove]

ME??

[rancid goblet]

👋

[hybrid jolt]

👋

[rancid goblet]

👋

[hybrid jolt]

How are you

[rancid goblet]

Just woke up from a 3h nap

So Im a bit tired

[pallid socket]

He was so tiny but clearly fully mature

[rancid goblet]

Wbu?

[languid grove]

AUGGH I need to get back into art so I can take commissions again

[dense yarrow]

Whaddup dinguses

Sup rika

[languid grove]

Hallo bozo

[ashen dagger]

Yeah MS MAAM

[hybrid jolt]

I hope you’ll be doing better soon

[ashen dagger]

YOU

[languid grove]

FOR WHY

[hybrid jolt]

I’m good

[rancid goblet]

Thx :D

[dense yarrow]

Surprised veemo isn't awake lmao

[ashen dagger]

That's why

[rancid goblet]

Great to hear

[languid grove]

PUT IT AWAY

[ashen dagger]

Laaatterrr

[rancid goblet]

OMG TF2 meantioned

[knotty lotus]

What's up motherphonkers

[knotty lotus]

Never let me say that again

[ashen dagger]

Anyways if you thought subway was dogshit
Applying for a job at subway is WORSE

[ashen dagger]

Ripping out your vocal cords

[vernal lynx]

If you think subway is bad never apply to Mcalisters deli.

[ashen dagger]

Thank god ive never heard of that

[rancid goblet]

My neighbor just bumped into something

[languid grove]

I’m so glad you told us this

[rancid goblet]

Ikr

Hey gotta start a conversation someway

[indigo hull]

Apparently it’s international tea day

[languid grove]

Wowie

[knotty lotus]

I don't really like tea..

[vernal lynx]

Yum

[ashen dagger]

Lowkey kinda fleeking bored

[indigo hull]

You should throw it in the Boston Harbor fr

[knotty lotus]

Thinks about it

Probably

[knotty lotus]

Hits you with a pool noodle

[ashen dagger]

im gonna play more fusion

[ashen dagger]

what the fleek

[rancid goblet]

Grab and put on grill

[ashen dagger]

NO

[zinc frigate]

[ashen dagger]

this freaking cutie patootie hru

[quiet isle]

So is the laugh lose money tomorrow or next week?

[lethal sierra]

Idk

[rancid wadi]

[zinc frigate]

Oh I’m gonna go into super Mario 3d world and kill every conkdor I see oh it’s on sight now

[indigo hull]

this is brilliant

[zinc frigate]

Literally 1st place the entire Mario kart knockout tour, literally last second one of those jerks took 1st

[languid grove]

Who are you

Last message was a year ago…

[indigo hull]

the secret moderator?

[rancid goblet]

The legend is true???

[languid grove]

Very secret apparently

[zinc frigate]

Meh and you

[ashen dagger]

im alright ig
should be watching this coding tutorial stuff

[zinc frigate]

O coding that’s what I should be doing rn lol

[ashen dagger]

lol gl bestie

[zinc frigate]

Thanks imma need it, having a weird crashing issue when I export this game

[ashen dagger]

💔

[zinc frigate]

Like it’s seemingly random

[ashen dagger]

I JUST FUCKED UP THE EASIEST FUSION TO DO BROOOO 💔

[zinc frigate]

But a play tester said why it crashed on them so I know what’s wrong
I just need to fix it

New problem

Idk how to fix it

[zenith charm]

Hello

[twin holly]

Holy shit you’re alive

[rough vapor]

👀

[quick nest]

hello

[stark onyx]

Are you a new mod? I haven't seen you before

[brisk shard]

is that...

[zinc frigate]

They’ve been here

[stark onyx]

Huh. Interesting

[brisk shard]

Eclipse?

havent seen them in like, ever

forever

[ruby zealot]

chat so dead, dead mods appear

[brisk shard]

next thing we know bjorn types

[ruby zealot]

auros 💀

[brisk shard]

chat turns THAT dead that bro appears for once

[ruby zealot]

"My message quota in here is complete, I'll see y'all in 6 months. ❤️" 5 months left

[dry fern]

Barks

[indigo hull]

Trees be like

[minor bear]

[ruby zealot]

@indigo hull you busy?

[indigo hull]

yeah, busy trying not to tear my brain in two on trying to split up Italy

[solid jewel]

Hey yall

[ruby zealot]

kay

[solid jewel]

If I buy a brand new microwave

And ship it to one of you

Could you send me a video of you stuffing it full of silverware and watching it explode?

[ruby zealot]

glaggle i have an idea

[drowsy bridge]

I was saying avian flu and my teacher thought I was saying Asian flu💀

[indigo hull]

Spanish Flu was technically Asian Flu

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

because it was everywhere

[storm whale]

the bird flu? yeah they tend to do that

[lethal sierra]

I've seen Bjorn type one or 2 times actually so it's not impossible

[languid grove]

Yeah like 2 years ago

[lethal sierra]

Auros however is going to type when pigs fly

[languid grove]

He’s just the bot guy

[storm whale]

yeah

[indigo hull]

i've seen them type once

[zinc frigate]

Auros is the one behind the scenes

[lethal sierra]

I've never seen Mr moderator once, for a second I thought it was peanut

[prime canopy]

Destiny 2 is officially dead

They said so themselves

[indigo hull]

so i've seen

dying on my mother's birthday no less

[stone condor]

hi chat

[prime canopy]

HABBY BIRBDAY to glaggle’s mom

[indigo hull]

the timespan between the birthdays of my parents and I fall just under a month

it exists in a balance you could say

[lethal sierra]

Like the game is shutting down?

[prime canopy]

No, just no more updates

[rancid goblet]

Hi 👋

[stone condor]

german german german

[rancid goblet]

Gasp

Audibly

[obtuse marten]

Every day I wake up and I'm saddened by the fact that earth used to have rings

[rancid goblet]

Every day I wake up and Im sad

[indigo hull]

so sad the Earth got divorced

[ruby zealot]

Everyday I wake up and Im awoken

[indigo hull]

woke

[lethal sierra]

Can't sleep anymore because of woke

[ruby zealot]

Those damn liberairans

Lightbulbs

[indigo hull]

you got too close to Liberians there

[drowsy bridge]

Im pretty sure that having rings isn’t very ideal for our survival

It would look nice but we would suffer

[brisk pasture]

what

[ruby zealot]

.

[brisk pasture]

hiya puppet :D

[ruby zealot]

Hello synonymous

[drowsy bridge]

I love Astronomy

[stark onyx]

Librarians :P

[ruby zealot]

HE SAID IT

QUICK SHOOT HIM WITH THE MUSKETS

[stark onyx]

💀

[indigo hull]

Oh boy finally

FRONT RANK, VOLLEY FIRE

[full scaffold]

GENTLEMEN

[stark onyx]

Am I not allowed to talk about the lady at the front desk of a bookstore

[indigo hull]

anyway it’s absolutely piss pouring the rain

[ruby zealot]

Check the rules

[full scaffold]

CAULK YOUR PISTOLS

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle we gotta become cowboys glaggle we gotta fight samurais glaggle

[full scaffold]

GENTLEMAN

AIM YOUR PISTOLS

[ruby zealot]

Hello ma'am

[ashen dagger]

Hallo

[indigo hull]

Ironic you bring this up

In the late Tokugawa period it wasn’t uncommon to see samurai with colt revolvers

[tropic shore]

Yo

[carmine venture]

A neat thing i know is that samurai and wild west movies actually constantly got influenced by each other
That's why some of those movies have the same vibe or plot

[drowsy bridge]

Samurai cowboy movie next

Or cowboy samurai

[indigo hull]

funny number time

[carmine venture]

There is one but I forgor what its called

[pseudo arrow]

somewhat random: a couple of days ago, I heard that the TADC finale has been majorly leaked. As I haven't seen any of the leaks yet, and try to avoid them, I now live in paranoia, worried that I will randomly see some of the leaked content before I realize it's a leaked thing, thus spoiling it for me (i need help that cannot be given)

[ruby zealot]

honestly? its probably fake

idk tho

[outer pecan]

Hiii

[carmine venture]

I heard about that too

Heard it blows

[pseudo arrow]

god i hope so, but I still don't want to see a single frame of a leak

[drowsy bridge]

I spilled tea on myself and it looks like I pissed myself

I tea’d myself

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

On international tea day too

Smh

[maiden hatch]

I got the job

[drowsy bridge]

CONGRATS!!!

[pale bison]

[maiden hatch]

Thank you Christmas Duck

[indigo hull]

I have the British trifecta now

[storm whale]

oh?

[indigo hull]

For ballsdex

[storm whale]

I figured

[rancid goblet]

[indigo hull]

I now have Wales, England and Scotland

[storm whale]

ah okay

[rancid goblet]

[storm whale]

I was about to ask if you got the BE

[indigo hull]

Oh goodness no

[storm whale]

makes sense

[gritty temple]

It did look real asf tho but you never know

[storm whale]

the UK has pretty good art as well

[storm whale]

no it's real

[indigo hull]

I asked for a Venice, it gave me England, fine compromise

[ruby zealot]

gun to your head name 5 fromsoft games that arent darksouls

[storm whale]

indeed

Gary's modification

[gritty temple]

Armored Core, Kings Field, Elden Ring, Bloodborne, Demon’s Souls, Sekiro

[ruby zealot]

hmmmm

[twin lake]

Uber canceled second before getting to me and then drove by me

[ruby zealot]

good i suppose

[gritty temple]

Owo

[twin lake]

Fucker

[indigo hull]

Sue em

[storm whale]

unfortunate

[ruby zealot]

LMAO

PAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

his ass didnt want to drive you

[gritty temple]

They should just do us all a favor and delete it while they have the chance

Not the leaks but the entire movie

[twin lake]

[indigo hull]

That could be a bad thing

[ruby zealot]

gun.

for the kitchen

[storm whale]

I don't really care about TADC

[gritty temple]

They need to obliterate it

[ruby zealot]

if its real god they suck at animating

[gritty temple]

All of Glitch please just delete it all

[ruby zealot]

yknow what

[hoary dawn]

sup yall

[gritty temple]

I loved Gaslight District but man delete it AAAALLLLLL

[storm whale]

kitchen gun

[ruby zealot]

NO

[ruby zealot]

heyyo

[verbal anchor]

Go sleep

[ruby zealot]

no...

[storm whale]

what time is it

[ruby zealot]

i dont wanna

[indigo hull]

Order sleep to go

[verbal anchor]

Sleeep

[ruby zealot]

hmmm but what about this:

hotdog

[storm whale]

top ten tricks Sleep doesn't want Vessel to know

[carmine venture]

"I need to sleep"
Gets on discord to complain about not sleeping

[twin lake]

Great another driver and I have to wait 11 min

[ruby zealot]

mech

i want one

[storm whale]

Who doesn't

[indigo hull]

Me

[storm whale]

[carmine venture]

You're in the fiche server?

[ruby zealot]

ye

[gritty temple]

Sometimes I forget that im a dog and start meowing

[ruby zealot]

i invited him

[carmine venture]

Huh

[verbal anchor]

Nuh uh

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

Bwoof

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

Europe in 1914 “this world needs a war”

[iron wraith]

YALLL I NEED A MOD TO SPREAD THE NEWS FOR WOMENS HEALTHCARE. WOMEN IN STEM FOUND ANOTHER WAY TO DO A PAP SMEAR THATS NOT INVASIVE

[storm whale]

mayhaps it was more complicated than that

it was Franz having a skill issue

[indigo hull]

Nah it was his dumbass driver

One wrong turn led to the downfall of four empires

[storm whale]

truth

[gritty temple]

I don’t think a mod is going to do that but POG

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

I haven’t had to get a pap smear yet so if they can do it less horrifically before I have to then that would be goated

[iron wraith]

They use a special pad that gets attached to an everyday menstrual pad and use that data to see whats up

[carmine venture]

Not to mention all the failed attempts to get him to that point

[iron wraith]

The ladies that made it are in a competition to get their pap pad green lit and funded the prize is 1 mill

[open turtle]

walltext

[gritty temple]

This why you gotta let afabs be in charge of afab health

[indigo hull]

Truth

[iron wraith]

[ruby zealot]

riv more like riv²

[iron wraith]

I need more women to know i feel like Paul Revere rn

Off i got SPREAD THE WORD

[indigo hull]

Paul Revere never made it to Concord

[zinc frigate]

ANOTHER MII IS GONNA PROPOSE

PROPOSING TO

[ruby zealot]

RAAAAAAAGHHHHAHUAGUGUAGAHAUHUHSIAHUA

[storm whale]

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK AWWWOOOOOOOOOO

AWWWOOOOOOOOOO

[ruby zealot]

GODDAMMIT ARCH

SHHHHHHHH

[gritty temple]

I thought we were going crazy going stupid smh

[dry fern]

BARK

WOOF WOOF

[storm whale]

oh no more KoY?

[ruby zealot]

shhhhhh

[gritty temple]

BAKRBARK ARF

[indigo hull]

The only one who made the entire ride was William Dawes, who had parted with Revere, whilst they would be joined by Dr. Samuel Prescott, who was on his way home to Concord

[ruby zealot]

shush

[gritty temple]

Sometimes when my dogs bark irl I start barking with them I can’t help it

[dry fern]

RUFF BORK BARKA BARK

[dry fern]

ME TOO

[gritty temple]

And my mom has to scold me

[gritty temple]

BASED !!!

[ruby zealot]

glaggle get me out of here

im here with 2 dogs

[storm whale]

what is he gonna do

[gritty temple]

What da dog doin

[dry fern]

chat, I’m going to go see my dad

[ruby zealot]

glaggle denier found

[indigo hull]

Battle of Gettysburg

[gritty temple]

Uwu

[dry fern]

So I gotta shower

[dry fern]

But NO NO WANNA

[ruby zealot]

first i lol'd then i serious'd

[storm whale]

my apologies original gangster

[ruby zealot]

eughhh stinky

[dry fern]

NUH UH

[zinc frigate]

THEY PROPOSED TO EACHOTHER

DAMN

[dry fern]

I showered yesterday

But I’m kinda muddy

[iron wraith]

Do the shower for the warmth

[dry fern]

okiii ty

You’re awesome pawsome

Skeddadles to go get my stinky muddy self into the shower

[gritty temple]

THAT’S it im being a therian and nobody can’t do nuthin’ bout it

[indigo hull]

alright who wants the title of Roman emperor

[storm whale]

me

[iron wraith]

Thats what helps me to shower. I remember I can just melt and be goo for abit

[storm whale]

I'll be a terrible emperor

[indigo hull]

Bidding starts at 25 aureii /j

[zinc frigate]

Ok that was always allowed

[gritty temple]

Bwoof

[valid linden]

whats goody my dudes

[upbeat copper]

I've gone 4 days without nicotine, and now my bitch ass dad is standing here waving some in my face taunting me

[ashen dagger]

Do it back to him if you have the chance

Taunt something in his face

[iron wraith]

Get a bubble wand

I did that back when I felt i was getting close to that so I got a bubble wand

[storm whale]

that's low key evil

[upbeat copper]

I'm fighting really hard not to snap right now

[iron wraith]

Go get a bubble wand

It really works. And you still do breathing techniques and get something funny looking instead

Back when I was in high-school I got like 70% of the teens to stop smoking and just bring bubble wands to school. It made them happy bc they changed the habit with something familiar

[gritty temple]

That just means he is a bitch baby chud who can’t handle others being mentally stronger than him

[iron wraith]

The teachers where baffled tho and found out i was the one who got them to change to vapes to bubbles and they let the teens use the bubbles all over campus just not in class

By the time graduation came up those teens brought big bubble wands and they had a fun graduation

So many bubbles🫧

[storm whale]

I was walking out of school, still in the building, and this girl in front of me hit her vape in the middle of the hallway

People are getting too bold now

[ruby zealot]

people were always bold

from their birth to their death from the first fire to the first tower

humans are greedy, hungry, envy and lazy

[indigo hull]

my dumbass cousin would bring his THC vape 💀

[ruby zealot]

dont smoke....well yet

[indigo hull]

they really are getting bold

[ruby zealot]

but uhhh never at school

well college but still school

[ruby zealot]

i dont understand the hype behind vapes they taste like nothing

[indigo hull]

there's some truth to this

[ruby zealot]

never had a THC vape but one of those normal flavoured ones there was barely a hint of falvour

maybe why its so addicting

because theres nothing to taste

[indigo hull]

for me its the opposite

i can taste it but it always throws me into a coughing fit

like Arthur Morgan gave me TB

while THC vapes 99% of the time never had a taste

[pallid socket]

If you were a sword what would you be

[proper crest]

Sickness is back
But it’s different

[proper crest]

Scimitar :)
Or fencing foil
We are either a pirate or refined

Aureliaaa
Small pretty lady
How are you

[upbeat copper]

He just sat here and yelled at me for 20 minutes about how horrible of a person I am

[pallid socket]

I’m zweihander because to wield me you must also be very eccentric

[proper crest]

Mmm
We don’t know our sword theory

[pallid socket]

Beat his ass

[ruby zealot]

same answer lowkey

[gritty temple]

Unfortunately the things I wish to say to or about him would get me either warned or banned

[pallid socket]

You need to load up your spin kick

[proper crest]

Or khopesh
Not straight :3

[pallid socket]

Khopesh is sick

[gritty temple]

He is literally a narcissistic loser and when seeing somebody do better than him it makes him mad that he is such a failure in life that he can’t achieve that and therefore takes it out on you and tries to drag you down

Keep succeeding to ragebait him

Make him suffer for being a terrible person

[pallid socket]

You can also beat his ass

[gritty temple]

That too !

[indigo hull]

Claymore

[pallid socket]

Keep powering up your spinkick

[gritty temple]

Don’t let him anchor you down with him

[coral token]

I'm back bitches

And hoes and in between

[gritty temple]

It’s Britney bitch

[ashen dagger]

Lowkey a Khopesh

[coral token]

Oops i did it again

[indigo hull]

honorable mention to the Gladius

[coral token]

I played with your ass

[pallid socket]

I’m also a fan of the kpinga

[coral token]

Got lost in the gays

[storm whale]

what

[woven flicker]

Bleh

[coral token]

those are the real lyrics

[storm whale]

I don't think so

[coral token]

are you the mod

no

[storm whale]

damn

mod abuse 💔

[gritty temple]

Hehehehe

[indigo hull]

autocorrect is the difference between playing pong on an Atari vs playing pong on an Artery

[storm whale]

truth

autocorrect is a force of chaos

[indigo hull]

you know what else is a force of chaos?

Harry Turtledove's typewriter

have you looked at his bibliography yet?

[storm whale]

uhhhh no just the main wiki page

[coral token]

Bangaranga bangaranga

Didn't we have a Jamaican here

I can't remember who it was

It wasn't Omar , it was a similar name

MI BOMBO

[indigo hull]

i beg of you to go deeper down the rabbit hole

[storm whale]

after I eat dinner I will

[indigo hull]

cool

no rush

[coral token]

Mama Mia

I ate tres leches cake

Fucking amazing

I recommend

Even my mom loved it, and she doesn't like milk

[proper crest]

Hm

[coral token]

Zho goud

It's so cold here, and while I'm happy

My head hurts

Mi bombo

[proper crest]

Augh

We did it
We made toast
In a toaster
Without setting anything on fire

[languid grove]

MEOOWWWW

[ashen dagger]

Meoow

[gritty temple]

Why is there always some weird things happening in Virginia

[ashen dagger]

Not enough cats

[proper crest]

Checks out

[gritty temple]

There’s a guy in a pink panther costume apparently just loitering I don’t think he has been caught yet?

[indigo hull]

as a Virginian i cannot tell you

[gritty temple]

This place is a place

Don’t get me started on the Virginia Pisser aka 757 Pisser

There was someone else ..

O right

greaterrichmondritualmonitor

[indigo hull]

oldest English domains in America btw

its always been this weird apparently

[gritty temple]

Brilliant

[twin lake]

[stark onyx]

Me summoning a demon sounding like:

[neat saffron]

yawn

[proper crest]

Mmmm

Plank

[modest raptor]

Hello

[languid grove]

Hallo

[neat saffron]

hai

[modest raptor]

How are we today

[coral token]

Jesus

[karmic shell]

death

[coral token]

My dad dropped a stink bomb and he's proud of it

Thanks dad.

What would I do without you

[karmic shell]

quote of all quote

[neat saffron]

i am at work and it’s very slow and boring, but otherwise fine. how are you?

[coral token]

(cry)

[neat saffron]

dadcore

[coral token]

quotes of all

[modest raptor]

Good

[coral token]

Father indeed

[neat saffron]

that’s good news

[karmic shell]

bad news: bear

[coral token]

Bad or good?

[neat saffron]

this is good news, we can finally be bees.

[coral token]

Mm bear

[outer pecan]

Hiiii

[neat saffron]

hai

[coral token]

Salutations

[modest raptor]

The hell

[outer pecan]

Hruuu

[karmic shell]

A STEAK??

[modest raptor]

PETS!?!

[coral token]

Mamaaaa oooooooh

[neat saffron]

[coral token]

My biggest beef steak

It's like so cold

[karmic shell]

i would kill someone for a steak rn

[modest raptor]

What do you mean by that

[coral token]

47F

[coral token]

A vegan probably

[storm whale]

nice cool temp

[modest raptor]

If 2 vegans get in a fight, would it qualify as beef?

[coral token]

It would

So they have to use gloves

[neat saffron]

no it’s a salad

[coral token]

So it's soy

[neat saffron]

🤫🧏‍♀️

[elfin wing]

plant-based beef

[modest raptor]

Nah it's tofu

[neat saffron]

(no artificial flavours)

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

Hi geese
Hi cos
Hi gehe

[modest raptor]

Son I'm crying

[ruby zealot]

Hi HGF

[elfin wing]

I actually had plant-based chorizo and it wasn't bad

[prime canopy]

I’m over here watching transformers G1
They’re over here building a solar tower and the subplot is Optimus balling

[storm whale]

hi puppet

[proper crest]

Hihihi
Puppet Hru

[coral token]

mmm puppet

[neat saffron]

hello everybody my name is markipler

[coral token]

gangnam style

[ruby zealot]

Do not eat the puppet

[coral token]

woop woop

[upbeat copper]

Horrible but we keep it stepping

[ruby zealot]

Sick wbu

[proper crest]

Mood

[coral token]

i want a peadpod

[proper crest]

Sick too

[coral token]

feeling: dishoveled

[elfin wing]

[ruby zealot]

Twinning

[coral token]

mom?

skibidi wapapa

[coral token]

me rn

[ruby zealot]

Jesus I forgot how many friends I have

[coral token]

i need a lobotomy

[upbeat copper]

I also lost my 4 day streak

[coral token]

i have 2.33 friends

[coral token]

don't ask what happened to the other 0.64

kjofrdhglkjfhdg

[ruby zealot]

Mood

[coral token]

i need some music , some repo

mod mood

gawk gawk

[upbeat copper]

[modest raptor]

Ok but Silly Sally sells seashells by the seashore

[coral token]

dumb dent dead

[upbeat copper]

NOT NICE

[coral token]

sally is stupid

[ruby zealot]

You soup?

[neat saffron]

thinks with my mind

[coral token]

those are literally free

[upbeat copper]

Eh?

[coral token]

god i want some chicken soup

[ruby zealot]

Soup you are?

[neat saffron]

i want fried pickles

[ruby zealot]

I want some stuffed crust pizza

[modest raptor]

Actually by the bounds of reality, Sally is actually really smart, because if you really think about it, seashells have been coming more rare, so the economic value of them are going to go up in price.

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

🤤

[coral token]

i never had crust stuffed pizza

[ruby zealot]

Soup

[ruby zealot]

Same but I heard it's good

[coral token]

and where the fuck does sally get them huh

[upbeat copper]

[coral token]

i don't think i've seen it being sold here

[ruby zealot]

WHAT DON'T YOU GET
ARE YOU SOUP?

[indigo hull]

soup for you

[storm whale]

37
you should form the Council of 108 with that list/ref

[coral token]

mmm soup

[upbeat copper]

Uhhh

[modest raptor]

By the construct of buying, she takes Antimatter in actual matter and combines them into the form it is given

[coral token]

is sally fucking stupid

[ruby zealot]

Maybe

[coral token]

does she know that'd basically kill her

[storm whale]

yes

[neat saffron]

the shell store, then she sells them for double the price…. probably

[coral token]

and everything near her

[ruby zealot]

[modest raptor]

Nah she good

She got the deadpool regeneration.

[ruby zealot]

🫵

[coral token]

jifdakjof

[upbeat copper]

I think you are soup

[storm whale]

❓

[modest raptor]

I don't speak pig Latin buddy.

[ruby zealot]

Up up down down left right left right B A start.

[coral token]

well learn

everyone who doesn't speak it is dumb

[storm whale]

I forget what game that's for but it's so familiar

[ruby zealot]

Plumber

[storm whale]

fuck

[gritty temple]

Buuuuurp

[modest raptor]

I was gonna try to put a very long sentence in Japanese into here but I guess they can't read it.

[storm whale]

no foreign languages

[modest raptor]

Oh, wait, you're right.

[gritty temple]

Shakes you shakes you

Awruff

[languid grove]

Why am I being shaken

[gritty temple]

Because uhhhhhhhmmm

[barren junco]

Jimmy peak

[gritty temple]

Ruff ruff arf arf arf bark bark ruff bark bark arf

[coral token]

oh god

the dogs are out

[barren junco]

[gritty temple]

BWOOF

[coral token]

who let the dogs out

[ruby zealot]

What do you call a cow in a earthquake?

[proper crest]

Waos

[coral token]

a milkshake?

[ruby zealot]

Yes

[coral token]

wow

[ruby zealot]

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

[coral token]

i am not stupid

w

[modest raptor]

Bro , with the flip flop , quarterback Tic Tac, give a dog a bone. Are you saying?

[gritty temple]

Time to listen to Animals by Maroon 5 to really furry it up

[storm whale]

[gritty temple]

Well are you gonna give me a bone

[coral token]

because they make up everything

[ruby zealot]

...

[coral token]

stupid atoms

[storm whale]

furry overdrive

[ruby zealot]

True

[gritty temple]

Ruff :3

[coral token]

mcdonalds should like

[storm whale]

:3
:3-<
:3

[gritty temple]

I do need a chew toy ngl I keep grinding my teeth. They got autism stim toys for chewing on

[coral token]

make a dog cookie flavored ice cream and call it

[ruby zealot]

I tried to start a professional hide-and-seek team

[coral token]

McFurry

[stuck adder]

Godamit…

[ruby zealot]

but every time we got good players, they kept disappearing

[coral token]

amazing idea

[languid grove]

Why

[bleak warren]

i'm a nascar fan, it's unbelievable to me.

[languid grove]

Ignore that

[coral token]

nah to ah to the bno no no

i used to like meghan trainor

[modest raptor]

On the contrary, I think I want to applaud it.

[coral token]

when i was a noob gay

[stuck adder]

Ik

[languid grove]

Don’t do that

[ruby zealot]

What happened

[coral token]

everyone stand up

[languid grove]

[coral token]

and applaud

[storm whale]

why do i have to stand up

[languid grove]

You BITCHETTES

[proper crest]

What are we applauding

[coral token]

can you stand up?

[modest raptor]

, Bravo, what a wonderful show.

[coral token]

idk

but we are

[ruby zealot]

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A BITCH YOU NERD

[indigo hull]

permission to shout bravo at an annoying volume?

[languid grove]

GRRRRR

[proper crest]

No knee is being stupid it hurts to exist

[storm whale]

yeah but i don't want to

[ruby zealot]

[coral token]

aren't you like 10

slash J

[languid grove]

This is like when white people stand up and clap when a movie is over or a plane lands

[storm whale]

what did Jay do

[modest raptor]

How dare you call me a female dog?

[coral token]

that is so white jesus

[proper crest]

15 but we are already crippled
Been so from birth

[languid grove]

White Jesus? WHERE

[ruby zealot]

Sad

[ruby zealot]

Non existent

[languid grove]

[coral token]

jeSUS

coincidence?

[ruby zealot]

Well the white part

[coral token]

I DON'T THINK SO

[ruby zealot]

HE WAS BROWN

[indigo hull]

Pontius Pilate be like

[ruby zealot]

HE WAS A OLIVE MAN

[coral token]

JESUS PREDICTED AMONG US

[storm whale]

he goes to my school we call him Junkyard Jesus

[modest raptor]

Hallelujah

[languid grove]

True, I was there

[ruby zealot]

Biblically accurate among us

[languid grove]

[proper crest]

Makes sense

[ruby zealot]

(Yes I stole that line)

[ruby zealot]

Unc

[coral token]

true, i was the 1st gay in history

[modest raptor]

I have a biblically accurate fairest

[languid grove]

Anyway I’m gonna go stay up past my bed time and read manga

[coral token]

i was eve

wait no , adam

[ruby zealot]

Adam and Thales

[storm whale]

what about John Gay

[ruby zealot]

He is John gay

[coral token]

that is literally my last name

[storm whale]

[coral token]

Thales J. Gay

{ñv

my phone fell on the keyboard

[proper crest]

Wha

[ruby zealot]

Might be Thales J. LGBTQ because you're so gay

[storm whale]

lies

[coral token]

no it did

[indigo hull]

what about my boy Gaylord Nelson?

who invented Earth Day

[modest raptor]

GayLurd foker is the name

[coral token]

being called gaylord is so fucking epic

[storm whale]

2nd gay ever

[indigo hull]

it literally means "joyful"

[proper crest]

Happy lord :)

[modest raptor]

Say that to a queer guy

[indigo hull]

as per the term gay being an outdated term for happy

[coral token]

i am SO JOYFUL

so so joyful

[storm whale]

[coral token]

:3

[proper crest]

To be fair most gays we’ve met have been very joyful

[coral token]

i like to hold men's hands

[indigo hull]

that's pretty joyful ngl

[proper crest]

Yea

[storm whale]

fellas is it gay to be happy

[modest raptor]

My uncle calls me joyful

[coral token]

in front of PEOPLE!

yes, i will hold hands in front of a couple and their kid

who is gonna stop me

the straight police?

[storm whale]

how profane

[indigo hull]

John Straight

[coral token]

gasp

[proper crest]

Definitely not us
Considering we’ve been walking around in public holding hands with our boyfriends

[modest raptor]

My covers blown

[coral token]

EVERYONE

[storm whale]

bamned

[coral token]

HE'S IT

[storm whale]

FUCK

[coral token]

@LGBTQ+

[storm whale]

RUN

[indigo hull]

get the bricks ready

[storm whale]

[modest raptor]

I love LGBTQ Batman symbol.

[coral token]

get the hot oil and water ready

[storm whale]

fetch the tar and feathers

[proper crest]

[modest raptor]

Grab the olive oil in seasoning

[coral token]

mmm olive oil

i love olive oil

my mom hates it

stupid mom

i love her

[modest raptor]

I love drinking hot magma

[coral token]

we know

[proper crest]

Mmmm

[lethal sierra]

I just saw obsession in theaters I really liked the movie.

[proper crest]

Are you perchance obsessed

[lethal sierra]

Woah rare jimbo appearance

[cobalt wadi]

Almost like encountering a shiny Pokemon at this point

[proper crest]

Yea

[neat saffron]

[sullen shore]

Kyle Busch died a few hours ago...

The GOAT of modern nascar...

[bleak warren]

yeahhh it's really sad

[sullen shore]

Rest In Peace king

You will be missed

[daring halo]

mm

[bleak warren]

he was a 2 time champion and he was only 41

[daring halo]

this server was in my dream, it has infiltrated my mind

[sullen shore]

Still one of the oldest nascar drivers

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[daring halo]

oh wow, rest in peace

[bleak warren]

too young to die from something that's not racing though

[sullen shore]

Crazy part is that he won the last race that happened last weekend

Atleast he went out with one last win

[gritty temple]

Woah

[indigo hull]

what a year its been huh

and we arent even halfway done with it

[sullen shore]

No kidding

Keanu, Jack Black, please hold on I swear to god

I dont think I could keep going if you leave us.

[bleak warren]

don't put that evil on us holy shit

[gritty temple]

I thought you were listing out more deaths

[sullen shore]

Yeah, they aren't...

[strange horizon]

RIP to Kyle Busch, what a heart-wrenching loss

[lethal sierra]

Don't watch Nascar but RIP

[elfin wing]

not a nascar guy but DAMN, this dude had a ton of wins

wishing the best for his family

[bleak warren]

he was one of the best drivers when i was younger and he was still going

[languid grove]

It’s awful that this has happened to him so suddenly, I just hope people give his family privacy while they mourn and that they will be okay.

[elfin wing]

so was he old for a nascar driver?

[indigo hull]

he was up there in age certainly for one

im not sure how common it is for drivers to keep going into their 50s

[bleak warren]

he was 41, which yeah i guess that is kinda old for a nascar driver, but that's too young for a driver to die from something that wasn't a horrible crash

[daring halo]

ah, yeah, he passed because of an illness, I initially thought it would've been a racing incident

[indigo hull]

it would've surprised me if it was a crash tbh

im not saying it would've been impossible but generally NASCAR has done its best in terms of driver safety since Earnhardt's death

[daring halo]

that makes sense

[dry stump]

Hello person 👋

The loaf has landed

[upbeat breach]

Gup

[elfin wing]

is it bad that I did calculations so see how long it'd take to binge a season of mha in one shot

[coral token]

7u

df

oops i smashed the keyboard

this vexes me

lmao

is eveyone dead

[elfin wing]

yeah

[coral token]

phew

ok that means it worked

muahahahaha

[ruby zealot]

lmao the wifi is off so im using my phone as a router

[lethal sierra]

This is why I watch 2 or 3 episodes of a series a day lol

[plain owl]

Hi chat

[lethal sierra]

I don't like bingewatching a whole season in one day

[plain owl]

Wait what did I miss out on

[lethal sierra]

I don't think you missed anything

[plain owl]

Yet anyways

And way I lost my other account

My dumd friend may report false

So now this is all I have lol

[lethal sierra]

Did your friend dm you talking about accidently reporting you

[lethal sierra]

I think your friend may have been hacked in that case

[coral token]

lmao

[plain owl]

Bru

[plain owl]

Anyone play Roblox

[coral token]

no

that's for kids

[plain owl]

I have a game I helping work on

[coral token]

and perverts

REPO >

[plain owl]

Pal they a platform for kids

[coral token]

i need music

[elfin wing]

which is totally fair

[coral token]

and their CEO supports predators

[indigo hull]

go to a concert then

[lethal sierra]

I went back to it a couple months ago idk how I played it almost every day when I was a kid

[coral token]

and says ''they are a good opportunity''

[elfin wing]

I go between bingeing and taking it slow

[coral token]

hell no

[elfin wing]

not anymore lmao

[coral token]

i am not paying thousands for something i can hear at home

[plain owl]

I only play because my friend beged me to for like 4 months

[elfin wing]

david is actively working to promote 18+ content on the site

[coral token]

mhhm

[plain owl]

So I doing so he can shut up

[elfin wing]

dating apps on roblox

[plain owl]

So tho it working properly

[lethal sierra]

Other day i tried out item assylum though because I was curious but the buttons were glitched or something and I couldn't play it lol

[plain owl]

Yea they are takeing it way

I know

[elfin wing]

that's roblox studio for ya

[plain owl]

But if you ever want a job if paycheck of 400 a hr

Let me know

My friend pays me 400 for one hole day of working

[lethal sierra]

Apparently it's a mobile exclusive thing, alot of ppl seem to have the same issue

[drowsy bridge]

Just ate a burger

[plain owl]

Not me I by pass it

Don’t ask how

I won’t tell

Well I go I find a new co owner then

[elfin wing]

yea, that's 100% an issue with roblox studio being so ass at supporting shit

[plain owl]

Your fucking telling me

I know this by now

[elfin wing]

I wasn't talking to you though.

[plain owl]

Mind well not call it Roblox’s anymore

But when did I ask tho

Never did

[lethal sierra]

Like the buttons were depressing like visually they were pressing everything loaded fine on the title screen. But I couldn't quickplay because of roblox studio being weird

[indigo hull]

believe me G&B mobile players are their own breed

[plain owl]

What was you trying to do first off

[indigo hull]

i exclusively avoid mobile servers

[plain owl]

Same I on pc as if

[coral token]

;p

stupid headman

istg go to sleep

big aaah floating head

stinky

[lethal sierra]

Me?

[plain owl]

Yes you

[lethal sierra]

I was just trying to play item assylum man

[gritty temple]

Thales are you on drugs

[coral token]

no, i am on repo

[gritty temple]

Oh HDJDHDH

[plain owl]

Well I been makeing game for like 3 yaers now

And ever bug I come to I somehow by pass them

[elfin wing]

didn't repo just get an update

[plain owl]

Like this

[indigo hull]

I am

[coral token]

yes

and i look like a xe/xer/them

[elfin wing]

something something high tower

[plain owl]

Oh no

[elfin wing]

all repo characters do

[indigo hull]

Oh boy everyone’s favorite pl_hightower

[coral token]

no, even more

[plain owl]

Srrgerrtbgbrebrt ybtebtrhrtbtrevtrht eqvretevwrvtebrwvwrbetbervwrvrwvwegteveqfrwvwrvrgrw

[coral token]

no

[plain owl]

My bad

I throw my pc out the window for sec

Fixed

Now back to something

Well I guess bye now if no one wants to be my co owner of the game

I go find someone else