general

[daring halo]

I assume it's like, road signs, what to do in a scenario, etc

[real python]

Shit will start

[reef zealot]

Haiii
Im eepy
And wishing i could get the gen 1 starters lego set but its like a thousand bucks :(

[thin prairie]

Test for driving

[indigo hull]

in the US they'll let any dumb bastard behind the wheel

[real python]

Which you haven't done yet :P

[languid grove]

Ikr

[upbeat breach]

... so a drivers test

[daring halo]

how are you?

[thin prairie]

Nope :3

[finite cedar]

Terrifying

[thin prairie]

No it's like a pretest

[ruby zealot]

Bucks? 🫎V

[languid grove]

No, that’s different

This is a THEORY test

[reef zealot]

Im eepy
And wishing i could get the gen 1 starters lego set but its like a thousand bucks :(

[daring halo]

theory is a written test, I think

[real python]

You're not passenger princessing around in my car

[upbeat breach]

So its a written

[languid grove]

You need to pass it before you can do your drivers test

[worthy viper]

I’m overcaffeinated and I have flies in my wallet

[daring halo]

awh.. that is quite costly

[thin prairie]

Yes I am
I'm your princess

[indigo hull]

sounds like it

[daring halo]

maybe you can get some cheaper second hand or an alternative?

[finite cedar]

What kinds of flies

[indigo hull]

written half of a driver's test

[real python]

Well then I hope you like metal and rock music because that's all i fucking play in my car

[ruby zealot]

If I get my license best believe I'm driving to Bulgaria

[languid grove]

Yeah

[thin prairie]

Nah we listening to cyberpunk soundtrack

[jolly forge]

[upbeat breach]

Round' these er'e parts a' tha' US of A we call that ther' a written

[daring halo]

I assume it is referencing how in children medias, an empty wallet has flies flying out of it

[real python]

I drive I pick the music

[ruby zealot]

The hell

[real python]

You don't touch the radio when you're not driving

[thin prairie]

Mmmmm
Nah

[finite cedar]

I thought the trope used moths for the gag

[upbeat breach]

Im american im allowed to do the stupid cowboy accent

[indigo hull]

you wouldn't get it, you're not American enough

[real python]

Well then you're going in the trunk with the speakers

[worthy viper]

Fruit flies bc I’m a little ✨gay✨

[gritty temple]

A game theory

[indigo hull]

I can understand hevea clearly

[languid grove]

Sorry Floob but the gay rules of driving says the passenger princess picks the music

[jolly forge]

Protogen Spotted

[daring halo]

in terms of visual, it does look like a drain moth

[thin prairie]

Exactly

[real python]

My car my rules

[daring halo]

but by intent, it seems to be flies

[languid grove]

But you’re gay

[ruby zealot]

Fine I'll talk in the biritsh accent

[real python]

My car isn't

[languid grove]

You have to adhere to the gay rules of driving

[gritty temple]

Oh now discord wants to send my messages

[finite cedar]

I got really giddy the first time i saw a drain fly

[languid grove]

You don’t know that

[thin prairie]

Thing is
You love me so you'll let me

[daring halo]

-w-

[upbeat breach]

Has it not told you yet?

[ruby zealot]

Wow rika not cool denying a right to someone because of their sexual preference? Not cool

[indigo hull]

wait i just had a thought

[finite cedar]

Then again i get really happy whenever i see any animal for the first time. Or second. Or any time after

[daring halo]

I meant to say drain fly, my mind is, very.. dysfunctiinal, right now

[jolly forge]

AAAAH screamy creamy

[daring halo]

the tears of it all

[gritty temple]

No

[real python]

If I have to fight to save you or my car I would make sure my car is locked first

[indigo hull]

would the Pixar Cars equivalent of 'coming out of the closet' be coming out of the garage?

[daring halo]

drain fly is not a moth..

[finite cedar]

To be fair they are flies that look a lot like moths

[daring halo]

my mind

yes

that's true

[jolly forge]

Come here big fella

[languid grove]

AUGHHHHH

[daring halo]

maybe but, they have closets

[real python]

With respect hon you didn't cost me 5 grand and like fucking 400 a month to run

[gritty temple]

What does that even mean

[daring halo]

doesn't they?

[indigo hull]

they are cars...

they don't have clothes

[jolly forge]

Ima put u in my baseme- I mean my gaming cave

[worthy viper]

I hate flies, but that drain fly is fucking ADORABLE

[real python]

Its a 2005 lotus Elise. Its more than a damn car

[languid grove]

[real python]

Its a beauty

[daring halo]

I thought the infrastructure resembled that of a human but, I see, I misremembered

[ruby zealot]

Finally

[daring halo]

coming out of the garage just doesn't sound, right, it seems too casual, maybe uh

[finite cedar]

I love all creatures and lately my appreciation for flies has grown

[daring halo]

coming out of the shop

[indigo hull]

quick google search and yeah

[jolly forge]

So how is everyone?

[indigo hull]

that's quite a nice ride

[languid grove]

That is the most chav car I have ever laid my eyes on

Roadman car even

[daring halo]

I am in an intriguing state of emotions

[real python]

Exactly

[indigo hull]

better than what we had in the US at the time

[blissful oar]

in mirel mode

[indigo hull]

never let me catch you in a 2002 Pontiac Solstice

[daring halo]

I feel quite lonely it seems, and is crying , a bit

[worthy viper]

I LOVE the Japanese flying squirrel I WANT IIIITTTTT

[ruby zealot]

Oh my God it's fucking fire

W car floob

[daring halo]

maybe not a bit

[languid grove]

WDYM FIRE??

[daring halo]

indeed

[ruby zealot]

IT LOOKS COOL

[languid grove]

I’m just a hater on cars like that

[ruby zealot]

you don't understand rika

[upbeat breach]

Light green kia souls for everyone

[real python]

It is a pretty drug dealery car tbf

[ruby zealot]

Smh

[indigo hull]

you could say that for quite a few luxury cars

[finite cedar]

Im thinking about owning beetles again when i become well enough to care for animals again

[worthy viper]

NOOOOOO, NOT THE SHOE BOXXXX

[real python]

And like every 2 door BMW

Specifically in black or grey

[daring halo]

I seem to have bad connections with anyone, which leave me feeling like in a dark pit, I should probably work on it

[daring halo]

oh, beetles would be so cool

[reef zealot]

I checked online cuz i was bored and even if i had a thousand bucks for the lego set the closest store with it in stock is the next city over which is a 3 hour drive lmfao

[worthy viper]

fair, my mental state rn is not good for anything other than a dog

[reef zealot]

So

[thin prairie]

Wow.

[worthy viper]

Ooooofffff

[finite cedar]

I used to have a pair of hercules beetles

[real python]

Hey I would come save you eventually!

:p

[thin prairie]

💔

[upbeat breach]

@real python im in the vc in the goob place for the blox

[daring halo]

yeah ... quite both the money and effort to get to it

[languid grove]

FR

[ruby zealot]

With that dope ass car ofc

[thin prairie]

Bite floobs ankles for me

[indigo hull]

i could buy like four model trains with that money depending on which i got

[reef zealot]

Yeah,,

[finite cedar]

My mental and especially physical health has made any sort of animal husbandry impossible

[languid grove]

You’re closer go bite him

[reef zealot]

Maybe eventuakly they’ll restock the store in my city though

That one’s only like a 20-30 minute drive

[daring halo]

bwa

[reef zealot]

Ezpz

[daring halo]

hopefully so, though, mm

[real python]

@indigo hull Hop on roblox

We playing Entrenched

[daring halo]

a 1000 dollar investment..

[thin prairie]

I'M AT WORK

[languid grove]

Has Glaggle ever played with us before

[finite cedar]

Im trying my hardest to just maintain human relationships at this point. And i think my friends are good enough pets for now anyway

[ruby zealot]

Don't think so

[languid grove]

OKAY AND I’M BUSY

[indigo hull]

nop

[thin prairie]

No

[daring halo]

bleh..

[worthy viper]

Rip. I have a dog, it’s just, I can barely look at her without crying bc she’s got a bad hip, and we’ll have to put her down eventually bc surgery is like 10k a side and it’s both hips

[thin prairie]

OK TINY TOES
WELL YOUR ANKLE HEIGHT SO GO BITE HIM

[languid grove]

GO BITE HIM YOURSELF

LAZY

[ruby zealot]

God the cats are fighting

[thin prairie]

I'LL FITE YOU

[daring halo]

?!, an interesting label to set on your companions, but I get the vibe

[languid grove]

I’LL FITE YOU

[worthy viper]

Fair

[languid grove]

GRRRRR

LOCK IN AT WORK

[finite cedar]

Well like they can do tricks and stuff

[thin prairie]

The store is empty

[daring halo]

blehr...bmleh..

[finite cedar]

Vet costs have gotten ridiculous

[daring halo]

omg I accidentally replied

[thin prairie]

HELLO?

[daring halo]

I'm so sorry what wtf disxord dumb

[daring halo]

HWAT NO

[daring halo]

I did not mean anything!!

[languid grove]

Where are you volunteering
Like a charity shop?

[daring halo]

I was sadd and I typed out blehhh and

[languid grove]

[daring halo]

it happened to be replied onto the cats

[thin prairie]

Yes

[languid grove]

Oh I guessed correctly

Suck on that NERDDD

[finite cedar]

I thought you meant like

[thin prairie]

[daring halo]

dumb.. discord studip

[ruby zealot]

Well you guessed correctly so you're the nerd

NERD

[languid grove]

NUH UH

[ruby zealot]

Nerdiest nerd

[languid grove]

I can’t wait to move out and get my own chud job

[daring halo]

unfortunately no, blee is my version of :p and blehh is

[languid grove]

And then I’m gonna go jump Honley

[finite cedar]

Im a chud at home partner

[ruby zealot]

"And then I’m gonna go jump Honley" 🤓👆

[daring halo]

oh.. that is true

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

That's you

[languid grove]

SWOP THAT

[reef zealot]

Swop

[ruby zealot]

Swop

[worthy viper]

Ikkk, and it makes me upset bc I want my dog to be happy and live with me just a lil longer, it’s just, she’s old and suffering, and I don’t want her to suffer anymore, but idkkkkkk

[languid grove]

I don’t have a partner so I have to be the house wife and provider for myself

[indigo hull]

mmmsoop

[finite cedar]

Oh, stuff keeps happening and im never around to learn it

[daring halo]

that cat is full of wrath and despair, I like that emoji

[daring halo]

mmmsoop?

[finite cedar]

Anyway U GO GURRRL

(Positive)

[languid grove]

Learn how to be a housewife or?

I guess in your case it would be a housebug

[finite cedar]

No i meant like everyone is having things they go through and i dont know like any of it cos im never online lol

[ruby zealot]

Not to brag but I would make a amazing househusband

[languid grove]

Ooohhhh

[daring halo]

that's, nice

idk what

[finite cedar]

I’d be an amazing housebug if i was able bodied lol. I love to help around and stuff

[languid grove]

Dw not even super active people know me and Gehe broke up

[finite cedar]

WAIT IM A BEDBUG LMAO

[ruby zealot]

I could sense it

[languid grove]

Wdym sense it

[finite cedar]

Cos im bedridden

[languid grove]

Real

[daring halo]

I would make for a good house

[ruby zealot]

I could sense you two broke up

Definitely not checked your bio

[finite cedar]

I just thought you changed your names cause it felt too long. And i try not to speculate or assume lol

Maybe name length is just a me thing. Idk i try to keep my username shorter so it looks nice

[ruby zealot]

Rika is one of if not the most devoted person ever

[thin prairie]

[finite cedar]

Im learning so much rika lore today

[ruby zealot]

Rika is super kind
But also
A NERD

@languid grove NEEEEERRRRRDDDD

[finite cedar]

Things i can relate to

[daring halo]

agh..

[ruby zealot]

But fr I like rika she's overall a pretty cool person you could rely on

[finite cedar]

Weird to think i used to be meaaaan. Like it was never unpromted but i’d just attack people instead of letting it go

[ruby zealot]

Aye but shoutout my boy glaggle

[indigo hull]

i love blindly hopping back into games that i used to dislike and then remembering why i disliked them

entrenched is not good for my sanity

actually i'll dare to say it i think entrenched sucks

[daring halo]

that happens

[finite cedar]

I cant think of many things I’ve played that i dislike. Probably cause i don’t buy things until i know like everything lol

I don’t really play new things honestly

The last time i played something new was when i played gears of war 2 and 3 last year

[daring halo]

war thunder is that of a love hate relationship

[daring halo]

that's understandable

[finite cedar]

Now that i think on it not many games really add much of the stuff i want to do in a game, let alone new games

[ashen dagger]

[daring halo]

interesting

[thin prairie]

[daring halo]

so you choose games based on a standard of like

[ashen dagger]

I wanna run around like a little cat

[daring halo]

how the game is played?

[daring halo]

so clumsy

[thin prairie]

Meow meow meow!

[ashen dagger]

Yeah exactly

[indigo hull]

ok turns out i was just a bit rusty

[thin prairie]

Bleeeh

[daring halo]

ahahh..... that's scary...

I don't enjoy that..

[thin prairie]

[daring halo]

the red eyes... the red background..

[finite cedar]

Sometimes yeah. If its not something im invested in for the story a lot of it is about like “can i do this funny thing or dig in the dirt or throw a guy”.

[daring halo]

that does make a lot of sense

[finite cedar]

I like digging in the dirt and throwing people or like being a bug

[daring halo]

mhm-!

[finite cedar]

I got into warframe cause theres a dude who eats enemies and launches them. And then the story really kept me hooked. And lately they’ve consistently added things that feel targeted at me

Like they added a spider that you can crawl around as and stick to walls and ceilings, they added a lil mushroom guy and you can turn into an even smaller mushroom

And theres more they’ve added that i like

[daring halo]

:3 woa

[thin prairie]

Soup

[finite cedar]

Press to affirm

[indigo hull]

can't when i don't have access to it

[finite cedar]

I’ll add a button

[daring halo]

slepy

[bitter rose]

Hello friends I am making JimmyWare, but I have so many clips to choose from. Does anyone know which YLYL involves jimmy bouncing on it going "thank you thank you"? Also if you know of other clips of jimmy performing an action thatd be helpful as well

[daring halo]

my arms hurt

[daring halo]

no idea, sorry

[finite cedar]

🤝

Twinn

[daring halo]

heheh

[bitter rose]

THEN I WERENT ASKING YOU

[daring halo]

ok, sorry

[bitter rose]

👽

[indigo hull]

anyone = everyone currently in this server

by your logic you were still asking them

and its Wasn't, not Weren't

[bitter rose]

Wow incredible knowledge i have been bestowed

[finite cedar]

“Its dare, ooh”

[bitter rose]

Do you have a cool clip of Tyler Collins for me to feature in my cool ass video

[indigo hull]

+ref

[daring halo]

I hope ermm.. your arm would feel, better?

[finite cedar]

As for you aswell

[bitter rose]

But you understand its the equivalent of saying "i have a question for people who drive to work" and then someone standing and going "I walk"

[languid grove]

Well thanks

[finite cedar]

The difference is you asked everyone, not a demographic. Your example here is about someone asking a demographic a question and being answered by someone outside of the targeted audience

[languid grove]

Unusual to see someone compliment me

[finite cedar]

I would compliment people more if they asked lol

[bitter rose]

1 the demographic is "people who have cool clips" and 2 i care not about the semanticalities

[languid grove]

I think it would also be odd to ask to be complimented though

[bitter rose]

I am purely here for the selfish purpose of expediting my video

[languid grove]

Only really a narcissist or someone with a big ego would ask for that directly…

[finite cedar]

Im not nice very often almost purely because i do not know how comfortable the recipient of a compliment would be with it. So asking me to compliment you lets me know you’re comfortable

And then i just say things i thought anyway but know you’re comfortable with now

So i don’t take it as an ego thing

[languid grove]

But no one would ever ask for a compliment is the thing

[barren hornet]

Doordash is sooo slow bruggg

[languid grove]

Unless you have a big ego

I guess it’s about you asking someone if they would be comfortable with you complimenting them?

[barren hornet]

Like why are people not ordering breakfast at 7 brooo

[finite cedar]

I ask for compliments because i have a minuscule ego lol

[languid grove]

But that’s from your partner so I guess it’s different

[finite cedar]

I dont ask him lol

[languid grove]

It also depends how you ask tbh

[finite cedar]

I know he thinks the world of me anyway and he lets me know often

[bitter rose]

Does anyone know if Jimmothy has danced in a video

[gritty temple]

I don’t know

[bitter rose]

It would be helpful to have a clip of that but i cannot remember

[gritty temple]

Trollface

[bitter rose]

Oh god ive been trolololed

[gritty temple]

Gdhdhdhdjd

[finite cedar]

[dusky river]

Get trolled

[indigo hull]

backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled

[bitter rose]

Maybe ill just use ai to scrub the vids

[ashen dagger]

Ew

[bitter rose]

Well nobody is being helpful

I will get it done one way or the other

[ashen dagger]

You have google right at your finger tips brother

[bitter rose]

Google is not refined enough for what Im looking for

[finite cedar]

If its generative ai then its ew, if its some other algorithm its not

[indigo hull]

google is now prioritizing AI generated responses over human ones

just thought you should know that

[ashen dagger]

I find it insanely hard to believe "Jimmyhere dancing" is not a hard search

[finite cedar]

Also google defaults to using generative ai

[ashen dagger]

Yes i remember

[finite cedar]

[ashen dagger]

Nasty ass

[barren hornet]

Yo😭🫰

[bitter rose]

He did it

[barren hornet]

...

[bitter rose]

I'm just the messenger

[barren hornet]

Quite a message you've brought upon us...

[median thicket]

hi, all

[bitter rose]

Anyways last chance does anyone have a funny moment they remember that would work in a wario ware style ytp

[languid grove]

Oh does clover use he/him now?

[dusky river]

Is it news from Jarl Ulfric

[finite cedar]

Clover uses everything so i switch it up sometimes cause its gender affirming

[barren hornet]

This language I have not mastered yet

[finite cedar]

Its about the dragon attack in Helgen

[thin prairie]

[bitter rose]

Ill show all of you

[bitter rose]

(My cool video when its finished)

[thin prairie]

PUT IT AWAY

[ashen dagger]

im stretching

[onyx igloo]

Guys! Im still alive!

[finite cedar]

Welcome to the land of the living

[barren hornet]

I have not existed here long enough to know y'all 🤞😭

[onyx igloo]

Now I'm omw home. Hopefully nothing else bad happens today

[finite cedar]

Ive no clue who half the people here are either

[barren hornet]

At least we're in the same boat🤞

[languid grove]

I sea I sea

[ashen dagger]

Why so sea

[finite cedar]

No my boat is bigger cause theres at least the other half of the people i do know

[indigo hull]

we're privateers now

[onyx igloo]

I'm basically, the devil and extremely depressed
I'm nice and silly tho :3

[ashen dagger]

Fuck

[indigo hull]

lets go hunt us some American Gold

[barren hornet]

Dang I just got a life raft😭

[finite cedar]

That always ends well

[humble isle]

[indigo hull]

went well for Barrett's Privateers

what's the worse that could happen?

[barren hornet]

Great to meet you!! I just exist here and dilly dally

[finite cedar]

[dusky river]

I am Dutch Van der Linde, for I make plans

[ashen dagger]

Not so smart,,,

[barren hornet]

Incredible, I sit and wait for the plans to be made.

[thin prairie]

STOP

[ashen dagger]

Nuh uh

[thin prairie]

ATTACKING YOU

[ashen dagger]

STOOOP

[indigo hull]

war

[dusky river]

Guys stop fighting

[ashen dagger]

[plucky garden]

What's going on here?

[barren hornet]

I'm scared

[worthy viper]

Beeeeaaaaannnnnnnssssssss

[dusky river]

BE AFRAID

[plucky garden]

Gulp 3:

[worthy viper]

Happy berfday

[dusky river]

Danke :3

[barren hornet]

😭🫨😖

[barren hornet]

I've been here but you could probably explain better tbfr

[worthy viper]

Fun fact, my 18th berfday is the day after Americas 250th berfday

[past pasture]

hello my dudes and dudettes

[bitter rose]

I forget public discord servers are replete with teenagers

[thin prairie]

With how you talk I know you ain't much older then one
😭 🙏

[ashen dagger]

Bet you 10 steam dollars , hes bout like 15 maybe 16 instead

[thin prairie]

HELL NO I'M BROKE

STOP STEALING FROM ME

[ashen dagger]

WELL TOO BAD

I DIDNT EVEN WIN THE BET

[thin prairie]

more like butt

[thin prairie]

PUT IT AWAY

[ashen dagger]

NO

[finite cedar]

@indigo hull Glaggle glaggle glaggle i remembered something

I was supposed to show you something and i remembered you’re alive

[indigo hull]

whar

[thin prairie]

PUT IT AWAAAAAY

[bitter rose]

Than

[brisk shard]

Yo

[thin prairie]

Nerd

🤓

[thin prairie]

Hello goob

[brisk shard]

Hello Spider

[thin prairie]

[indigo hull]

The room has been illuminated you could say…

[brisk shard]

Wave emoji

[thin prairie]

Hello you

[thin prairie]

🌊

[frozen laurel]

Hello

[thin prairie]

[frozen laurel]

I'm debating if I want to buy Minecraft Dungeons on my PC

[thin prairie]

Tell me
Pros and cons

[frozen laurel]

Pros: I'll be able to play it in my room instead of the living room
Cons: I already have it on my switch with some DLC

[lone kiln]

Minecraft dungeons is peak

[frozen laurel]

But If I get it on my PC I can play with my boyfriend

[ripe burrow]

Prove it to me

[lone kiln]

You can get a baby ghast as a pet before they were even in Minecraft

[frozen laurel]

[ripe burrow]

😊

[indigo hull]

Fordan Mreeman

[blissful oar]

pro: you can play morrowind

[whole raptor]

it is thursday my dudes

[blissful oar]

thats nothing

[thin prairie]

Hmmm
I say
If you can afford it
And you know you'll play it a lot
Go for it

[frozen laurel]

I do plan on playing it a lot

Gonna try and convince my boyfriend to buy it

[thin prairie]

There ya go then

[ashen dagger]

No way
Showing off our ankles

[thin prairie]

TINY TOES

[jolly forge]

Hoiiii

How is ppl?

Heya

[indigo hull]

oh hey FIFA was founded today

Charles Lindbergh completed the first transatlantic flight

and Louis Slotin became subject of the second Demon Core accident

[gritty temple]

There is going to be an incredible amount of rain soon

[humble isle]

[indigo hull]

as the ancient prophets once asked, have you ever seen the rain?

[gritty temple]

Rain

[indigo hull]

comin' down on a sunny day?

[bleak warren]

Creedence counts as ancient prophets?

[jolly forge]

?

[indigo hull]

might as well tbh

couldn't imagine much of gen alpha listening to their stuff

besides a Fortunate Son meme but thats it

[blissful oar]

gen alpha? so the first people ever?

[heavy flare]

good morning

[reef zealot]

awawa

[jolly forge]

Give me an awa awa

[humble isle]

[lone kiln]

Bah

🗻 🛞

[west sorrel]

Good morning •u•

[onyx igloo]

Get reminded of this convo by this delayed reply

[jolly forge]

Yall

Hiiii

[onyx igloo]

Yes I love pancakes

Yellow

[languid grove]

@twin sierra you should be scared

[onyx igloo]

Buh

[twin sierra]

[onyx igloo]

I'm kinda uh not in love with her 💔

WAH

[languid grove]

THAT ISN’T WHAT I’M SAYING LMAO

[twin sierra]

I have a BOYFRIEND thank you very much /j

[languid grove]

I mean obviously you mean eating pancakes

[languid grove]

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER NOW??

OH EM GEE

[onyx igloo]

Funny story. I actually don't like eating pancakes
It's just a cool word

[coral token]

this is something

[indigo hull]

and this is nothing

[twin sierra]

"yeah okay we can try it for a week and see how it goes"
So
Kinda?

[languid grove]

Oh girl…

[twin sierra]

IN HIS DEFENSE
I came on weird

[languid grove]

GURL

[twin sierra]

I made it seem like I was a complete bum not worth dating

[languid grove]

How did you confess to him

[twin sierra]

[languid grove]

HAS HE NOT SAID HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU??

I will not be shhhed

[twin sierra]

We don't talk about how I confessed

[humble isle]

Errm, THIS one’s not ending in marriage!

[twin sierra]

It just
Happened

[languid grove]

LACEY

HAVE SOME HOPE

[twin sierra]

Why would I spend allat money anyway nah she right

[languid grove]

I know but did he not say if he likes you back??

Was it only to try out dating?

[twin sierra]

He was
Confused at first
He said he was interested but wasn't sure how he felt as a whole
So he wanted to see if being with me felt right

[languid grove]

I see I see

Just be careful okay

You seem very sure of your feelings towards him but he’s still not sure

[twin sierra]

He's unsure cuz like
He hasn't really done much thinking about it

Honestly if it doesn't last
He still wants to be friends
I wouldn't be very bummed about it

[languid grove]

That’s good, just make sure to take care of yourself and your feelings

[twin sierra]

Ya I know

[jolly forge]

Yeah take care of yourself. Self care is important

[languid grove]

I wish you two luck though, maybe he will fall head over heels for you

[twin sierra]

[languid grove]

We’ll see

[twin sierra]

Tis up to how the week goes

[languid grove]

Wait when did this happen

[twin sierra]

Like a couple days ago I just forgot to update people cuz I was busy

[thin prairie]

👄

[languid grove]

Gasp

And how has the week gone so far

[twin sierra]

I mean
We talk
He likes talking to me

[jolly forge]

That’s good

[twin sierra]

We have
A date planned

[languid grove]

GASPPP

[jolly forge]

Ooooo!!

[twin sierra]

For next Friday

[jolly forge]

I wish u luck!!!

[languid grove]

Good luck and make sure to never hold hands without gloves on

[bitter rose]

Cant belev this

[languid grove]

[twin sierra]

Backrooms movie
Ofc
Movies are bad first dates so most of the day is actually a mall date

[woven flicker]

Ughh my head

[languid grove]

GOODDD

[thin prairie]

HELLO????

[languid grove]

I’m excited for you

[languid grove]

What, are you a filthy hand holder before marriage??

[humble isle]

Movie date but you rent the whole theatre so you can be as loud as you want

[jolly forge]

Yas!

[thin prairie]

FILTHY HAND HOLDER?
I'M A FILTHY PAW HOLDER THANK YOU
Shaking my paws

[languid grove]

THAT’S EVEN WORSE

[jolly forge]

A fellow furry! Hiiii!

[thin prairie]

YOU'RE WORSE

[languid grove]

YOU’RE SO YUCKY

[thin prairie]

AH

[thin prairie]

[twin sierra]

Okay now time to go take care of my fuckass dog
Now I depart

[languid grove]

PUT IT AWAY

[thin prairie]

no

[humble isle]

[languid grove]

I so hungry

[thin prairie]

I'm bold

[languid grove]

You’re bald for sure

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

Actually nvm I’ve seen your hair

[indigo hull]

🐴

[thin prairie]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY BITCH

[humble isle]

If you’ve never seen it, it doesn’t exist.

[languid grove]

Real

[thin prairie]

rika has seen my luscious and beautiful hair

💅

[blissful oar]

would you be mad at me if I plucked each one until youre bald

[thin prairie]

I'd kill you

[blissful oar]

you couldnt

youd miss all of my vital organs and then Id counter

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPPP

[thin prairie]

🔪

[coral token]

how about i throw you into a meat grinder

[coral token]

disgusting, excuse yourself

[languid grove]

Don’t say that

[blissful oar]

my will is stronger than steel, fool

[thin prairie]

[blissful oar]

I have the power of god and anime on my side

[languid grove]

That’s a bit too gorey Thales ngl

[coral token]

so the power of fiction and not showering?

[indigo hull]

cold

[coral token]

oh no!

anyways.

[thin prairie]

erm

[coral token]

jerma said it, so will i

[blissful oar]

yes 😎

[languid grove]

I was being serious but oh well

[blissful oar]

people here burp all the time

[coral token]

me too

idc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouClsYFMhhI

[blissful oar]

and it creates a physical green cloud of noxious fumes

[humble isle]

Is that a video of Thales burping

[coral token]

no

it's the jerma meat grinder video

[blissful oar]

thales died 3 seconds after that video was recorded

[coral token]

a classic

[elfin wing]

so uh.

call me nostradamus the way I predicted that shit

[coral token]

i wish jerma was real

[humble isle]

[brisk shard]

someone DMed me the entire transcript of that video last year in my message requests and i still have it

[languid grove]

[coral token]

amazing

send it to me

[languid grove]

KITSUNE

Hallo

[indigo hull]

you know, Quasimodo predicted all this

[brisk shard]

RIKA

hi

[languid grove]

YOUUUUUU

[brisk shard]

YOOOOUUUUUU

soulja boy's first lyric on Crank That

[languid grove]

I was about to make the reference but I can’t spell his name

[brisk shard]

try it

[languid grove]

Yo mama

[humble isle]

Ouija Board tell em

[brisk shard]

WAAAAAAH

[indigo hull]

"how do i start this this Ford Model T?"

Soulja Boy: "Crank That"

[brisk shard]

evil

[languid grove]

Anyways how are ya Bitchsune

[coral token]

jinji

jumanji?

however you say his name

[brisk shard]

living

[coral token]

dying

[brisk shard]

shinji?

[coral token]

same thing

[languid grove]

No way

[brisk shard]

shinji, crank that soulja boy

[coral token]

throws it back

[brisk shard]

hbu

[coral token]

hibuscus tea

[languid grove]

I’m also living, might be living on my own soon actually so I’ve been planning for that

[barren hornet]

Guys this coffee shop just offered me 7 shots of espresso

[coral token]

no they did not

[languid grove]

[brisk shard]

oh daaamn

[coral token]

you ordered them

[brisk shard]

congrats

[coral token]

talking about coffee

i have been watching this dude on youtube

[brisk shard]

coffeezilla

[coral token]

who just uploads his barista shifts

[brisk shard]

oh nevermind

[barren hornet]

Yes they did bro do I do it

[languid grove]

Thanks durl

[coral token]

and it's just his entire shift at a local coffee shop

[brisk shard]

durl

[coral token]

idk why i enjoy watching someone work

[brisk shard]

is this like gurl and dude at the same time

[languid grove]

dude and gurl

[brisk shard]

fire name

[languid grove]

Yes

[coral token]

and i am doing the same but with a mom that has

get this

13 kids

she does grocery trips and uploads them

[languid grove]

That’s a lot of kids

[coral token]

and she spends anywhere from 4k to 5k dollars A WEEK

[languid grove]

How does one decide to have so many

[coral token]

idk where she gets the money

[brisk shard]

thats like... 1... 2... more than the fingers on my hands

[languid grove]

I think you can count them if you use your toes

[coral token]

''ooh this one looks good'' GIRL THAT IS 18.99 FOR A BOTTLE OF COLD BREW

[brisk shard]

but toes arent fingers so that would be cheating

[languid grove]

They are fingers but for your feet

[indigo hull]

toes are feet fingers

[glass gate]

Hi guys its me crewmate

[brisk shard]

good point

[coral token]

what if you walked on your fingers

and grabbed with your toes

[brisk shard]

okay i can count them with 2 hands and 1 foot

[languid grove]

I can grab things with my toes

[brisk shard]

2 HANDS NOT 3

[coral token]

3 hands

[indigo hull]

i think there were circus freaks that could do that

[coral token]

ok ben 10

[pallid socket]

Piss

[languid grove]

Sometimes I grab the doorknob and turn it with my feet if my hands are full

[coral token]

thanks for the input

[brisk shard]

omnitrix turns me into kitsune

[pallid socket]

Same

[patent grove]

Hey how is everybody

[brisk shard]

i am no where near that flexible jeez

[coral token]

i love when nothing happens

[brisk shard]

ill just use my feet to pick up stuff

[indigo hull]

must've been a skelebones

[coral token]

it's not october

[pallid socket]

What sucks is that my stepdad changed some of the door handles and now they’re not as easy to turn with my foot

[indigo hull]

thats what big bones wants you to think

its always October

[coral token]

it's****

[brisk shard]

i was gonna make one of my classic unfunny jokes but

[coral token]

please get it right

[humble isle]

Y’all have dexterous feet..

[brisk shard]

i cant think of a good one with this

[coral token]

so every joke

[pallid socket]

Most of them are just like a push down to open so I just have to push my foot down

[brisk shard]

well yes thats why theyre MINE and CLASSIC

you cant insult me i did it to myself already

[pallid socket]

It’s not like I’m grabbing it with the grippers

[coral token]

does your keyboard not have '

or are you just trying to piss me off

[brisk shard]

i dont press it

[coral token]

do you want to die

[brisk shard]

'''''

connect the dots

add them to the

[coral token]

connect the neurons

[brisk shard]

nevermind this joke died instantly

[pallid socket]

Thales smites random discord user

[brisk shard]

idk i was gonna be funny but i gave up

[coral token]

i didn't even notice that was a joke

[pallid socket]

Sometimes admitting it is the first step

[coral token]

must have been so bad

[brisk shard]

thales ur NEVER funny

kidding dont kill me

ur the funniest person eva

[coral token]

your dad doesn't agree

[pallid socket]

Thales, kill that guy

[brisk shard]

woooow

[coral token]

he laughs every time we go on dates

[brisk shard]

well what do i say to counter this

[pallid socket]

Jarvis, show me this guy’s IP address

[brisk shard]

you go on dates because hes scared of your cooking hehe

[indigo hull]

the Falklands War

[brisk shard]

he doesnt wanna go to ur house

[coral token]

well yeah because he wants you to see me with him

[brisk shard]

good idea @coral token The Falklands War

[coral token]

so you remember i am now your father

[humble isle]

I’m always funny.

[coral token]

that is not a joke

[humble isle]

Clowning since the day I was born.

[brisk shard]

NO! IT CANT BE!

i forget the rest of the Star Wars scene

[reef zealot]

awa awa

[coral token]

i have watched a total of

[languid grove]

I just realised, imagine how many uncleaned doorknobs we have touched that have been opened with feet…

[coral token]

0 star wars episodes

[brisk shard]

episodes

[reef zealot]

real

[brisk shard]

well that explains enough

[reef zealot]

came out the womb honking my clown nose

[coral token]

yeah isn't star wars like a series

[pallid socket]

I always have socks

[humble isle]

First thing I did was make the surgeons laugh!

[brisk shard]

no its a trilogy

[pallid socket]

The movies are referred to as episodes

[coral token]

gottem

[brisk shard]

good point

[languid grove]

Oh, I have no socks unless needed autism

[reef zealot]

trilodeez

[brisk shard]

but still Thales said series

[indigo hull]

and we don't talk about episode 7-9

[pallid socket]

I have must wear socks because the ground is too dirty gross autism

[coral token]

well episodes make it a series

[brisk shard]

if you were in a series youd be a filler episode

hehe

[languid grove]

Actually true but I vacuum all the floors every week

[coral token]

if you'd be a series, you'd be canceled after 1 episode

and the people in the recording stands wouldn't even clap when the sign goes on

[pallid socket]

I have a dog so it’s fruitless

[coral token]

even more so

[languid grove]

Ooh I see, yeah our dog doesn’t shed

[coral token]

you'd be cancelled after the pilot episode

[brisk shard]

wooow

[indigo hull]

that is still one episode tho

[brisk shard]

thales you wouldnt be an episode

[coral token]

how does it feel knowing you can type long ass shit and i can just delete it

[brisk shard]

thales ur a trailer

a snippet even!

[pallid socket]

If you were a series you’d be a failed kickstarter

[coral token]

and you're a teaser

you're not even a fart

[brisk shard]

thales if you were a meal you would be uhhh

mustard

[coral token]

nice.

[languid grove]

I think he would be ranch

[brisk shard]

yeah just mustard

[languid grove]

Because he’s a bit zesty

[brisk shard]

good point

wait can i be ranch too

[coral token]

british meatballs

[languid grove]

Wait these are condiments not food Kitsune

[drowsy bridge]

Remember to brush and floss

[brisk shard]

hmmm

[languid grove]

You’re not zesty enough

[drowsy bridge]

[brisk shard]

nah

[coral token]

my tootsies are getting cold.

i'm getting in bed.

[languid grove]

Wait we don’t even have ranch in the UK??

[coral token]

just make it

[brisk shard]

is that a challenge

gurl i can GET zesty okay?

[pallid socket]

I want food

[brisk shard]

i come from brighton!

[pallid socket]

But I have a dentist appointment in an hour

[languid grove]

OOOH OKAY GURL

[coral token]

more like darkoff

[brisk shard]

dont start tea with me gurl, i know what im doin okur

[coral token]

my body cringed

[brisk shard]

LOL

[languid grove]

Do you watch Rupaul’s drag race

[brisk shard]

yes

[coral token]

''okur''

[brisk shard]

okurrr

[coral token]

you are not cardi b

[brisk shard]

yaaas you get it thales

[coral token]

slay

[brisk shard]

on that topic actually

i got to see a super cool trans artist last week

for a talk about music and stuff

i forget her name

[languid grove]

Okay you’re promoted to Ranch

[coral token]

idk how that is the topic

but slayyy

[brisk shard]

it WAS slay

[languid grove]

Thales doesn’t even like drag queens I think

[coral token]

when did i ever say that

[brisk shard]

thales u arent cool like ussss

[languid grove]

I said I think

[coral token]

i said i don't watch drag race

[languid grove]

I know you don’t watch drag race

[coral token]

2+2 = 5

[brisk shard]

skepta song

[coral token]

who

[languid grove]

THEH WHY HAVEN’T YOU WATCHED RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE

[brisk shard]

oop there goes all the zest from me ggs

[coral token]

because i am not interested in fashion

[brisk shard]

made a british rap reference

[brisk shard]

but fashion is so cool

[languid grove]

THAT’S YOUR CULTURE

[brisk shard]

and also the gossip is craaazy

[languid grove]

IT’S MORE THAN FASHION

[brisk shard]

like theres always so much drama

[coral token]

so if i am british i have to love the queen or something?

well, king

[brisk shard]

hell no

[languid grove]

Hell naw

[brisk shard]

LOL

[coral token]

may she rest

idk if in peace or not

[languid grove]

We all loved the queen

[brisk shard]

uh

[languid grove]

But the king?

[brisk shard]

well

[languid grove]

NAW

[coral token]

she always makes me think of that one video

with the bad bunny music

and the queen getting desintegrated

[languid grove]

Well yeah she is pretty questionable but she was a good queen for the royal family standard

[brisk shard]

idk im not really a fan of the royal family overall

[brisk shard]

fair

[coral token]

if i was a royal

uhm

idk what i wanted to say.

[brisk shard]

i was fine with uhh

Princess Diana

[coral token]

dana international

bitch you weren't even alive

[brisk shard]

shes still cool

[coral token]

i like megan's husband

he's a hottie

[brisk shard]

prince harry?

[languid grove]

That’s why I hate our king

[coral token]

isn't he not a prince anymore

[brisk shard]

very very fair

[brisk shard]

i dont know

[coral token]

kings and queens in the huge 2026 feels surreal

what is this, bridgerton?

[brisk shard]

i think not having a royal title is probably better though

[coral token]

GEORGEEEEE

i have watched that series purely on reels

[brisk shard]

id never wanna be connected to that family personally

[languid grove]

Okay ngl but I’ve been watching Suits and it never clicked with me that it was Megan until my aunt told me

[coral token]

but i bet the money is good

[drowsy bridge]

I used to think that prince Harry was also the gay ginger guy from modern family

[brisk shard]

true

[coral token]

HUH

it's her?

[languid grove]

YEAH??

[coral token]

what the fuck is she doing there

[coral token]

exploded

gagged

[brisk shard]

woah now

we can explode people, but gagging them?

off limits man!

[coral token]

see that is why you're not gay enough

[brisk shard]

i throw my drinks at people sis

like a true girlboss

[coral token]

in this economy?

[brisk shard]

actively cringing doing this

[coral token]

you do you i guess

[brisk shard]

its water drinks dont worry

[coral token]

please you are a walking cringelord

when i think of you

[brisk shard]

wooow

[coral token]

i think of the meme of the reddit mod with the glove

[brisk shard]

wooooow

[coral token]

<23-20

that works

[brisk shard]

yknow, thats pwetty accuwate indeed fales... /j

[coral token]

didn't need the /j

we all know that was /srs

[brisk shard]

you still havent edited it

there

[coral token]

edited what

there is nothing to edit.

i make the narrative here.

[brisk shard]

edit uhhhh

deez

[indigo hull]

true

[brisk shard]

haha haha

alright lemme lock in

[indigo hull]

but its even more surprising that there's still a handful of absolute monarchies out there

[coral token]

no thanks

lock off

that'd be great

hugely appreciated

HUUUUUUGE

wanka

[brisk shard]

wooow

[brisk shard]

you fockin WAT mate

ill DO you IN mate

[coral token]

innit

twat

[brisk shard]

come down to Birmingham

[coral token]

screaming at people's open windowsss

[brisk shard]

call up danny g

[coral token]

i faund uan

killed chat

good job mate.

[ornate kernel]

Ryuji got hands ngl.

[coral token]

don't we all

[ornate kernel]

I mean, on average a person has 1.998 hands

[coral token]

that can come in handy

[ornate kernel]

I'm gonna donate hands to charity

[finite cedar]

I had a childhood friend who only had one arm

[coral token]

damn

one armed man

or something like that

one punch man

[finite cedar]