general

[dry fern]

I eat crayons

Like not even joking

It’s a sensory thing

[indigo hull]

the marines would like you

[lethal sierra]

I'm gonna see that obsession movie tommorow I heard it was pretty good.

[dry fern]

Sighs

[daring halo]

the mouth is kind of just a hole, so by technicality (assuming edibility is just an objects ability to be shoved down said orifice), yes, a firework is edible

[storm whale]

thats what i was gonna say

[dry fern]

Good to know!

[daring halo]

though traditionally in medical or culinary context, edibility refers to an objects ability to be properly eaten without harm
(e.g doesn't pose risks such as toxicity or blockage)

so uhm

don't eat a firework

[lethal sierra]

Aww but I wanna

[dry fern]

Work the eat don’t

Fire

[lethal sierra]

I heard about a school today that supposedly "accidentally" served dirt during school lunch

They called it an unfortunate accident and I'm like literally how do you mistake dirt for food

[daring halo]

ahh

[lethal sierra]

3 students supposedly tried eating it

[daring halo]

TwT what, how could that possibly happen

[daring halo]

it's like crushed oreo

I am so confused.. how could that possibly happen

[storm whale]

if the school just doesn't care

[daring halo]

I guess so

[lethal sierra]

Dirt has a specific smell to it too

[quaint tulip]

I'm gonna get violent

[lethal sierra]

So take one whiff and it doesn't smell normal like crushed oreo would

[stable canopy]

🤧

[daring halo]

yeahh

hmm, my country has this, decentralized free school meal program or something, and it seems to be managed improperly

sometimes the food just be spoiled

im so gneder

[upbeat charm]

what…..

[lethal sierra]

Yeah this happened in Maine

[woven flicker]

Roar

[steady needle]

how tf do they accidently serve dirt...

[steady needle]

thats like accidentally accidently rear ending an old lady and saying score point!!

[daring halo]

maybe the delivery person was an earthworm

[steady needle]

hmmm earthworm gary got the orders mixed up on the way to both schools!!

[narrow atlas]

I’m bored. Imma go get ice cream

[lethal sierra]

"In a statement released by Medomak Valley High School, officials say a science experiment where students baked dirt to test how plants would grow after was accidentally confused for a dessert."

[daring halo]

and thus, seeing humus mixed soil, they thought "this is an excellent meal for the children"

[steady needle]

ok thats just a low iq then lol

[daring halo]

TwT that is quite funny

I suppose it does somewhat resemble crushed cookies I'd imagine

reminded me of those D.I.Y videos where the person makes a desert that resembles dirt and soil

and they use crushed up Oreo cookies

[lethal sierra]

Dude, have you ever had the dirt and worms desert?

That's so good

[steady needle]

bro yall eating out here like were in famine 😭

[coral token]

were

werewolves

[daring halo]

awoooooooo

[coral token]

baby i'm preying on you tonight

[steady needle]

wow you dont say

[daring halo]

hunt you down eat you alive or something idk lyrics

[daring halo]

pffft, such intriguing name

[carmine venture]

That was not an accident

[lethal sierra]

Yeah it is intriguing but it's pretty good I would say

[daring halo]

I have never consumed the dirt and works desert, albeit I've consumed crushed up Oreos in other occasions

I assume the worms are merely just, candies? gummy worm?

[lethal sierra]

Yeah

[carmine venture]

I bet one of the lunch ladies was sick of the kids and was like "this'll teach em"

[daring halo]

reminded me of

the individual who chose dirt as their last meal

[storm whale]

this is why I just pack my lunch

[steady needle]

ok I buy my lunch crisps babybell and a oreo chocolate bar!!

[carmine venture]

I mean its not that crazy
My school had expired milk once

[lethal sierra]

Why was that message deleted lol

[steady needle]

Ive never had a bad experience with lunches at school its odd maybe im just a megachadical god fr food or smth

[daring halo]

megachadical..

[upbeat charm]

clover always brings its own lunch
mainly because clover’s school doesn’t have a cafeteria

[sudden loom]

mario

[daring halo]

ooh, that makes sense

[carmine venture]

Ive only had 2
Expired milk and getting low white blood cells from school gravy

[upbeat charm]

the school is very small

[steady needle]

ive never met someone who speaks in 3rd person before interesting

[reef zealot]

[karmic shell]

school refried beans genuinely just chum bucketslop

[proper crest]

Hm

[ashen dagger]

tiffy taffy!!

[carmine venture]

Not the first time
I think theres like 3 people who do

[proper crest]

We got coffee

[storm whale]

congratulations

[steady needle]

like eating straight out of the chum bucket ngl

[reef zealot]

I know a person who doesnt like to be referred to in second person and prefers their name

[steady needle]

fairs lol

[reef zealot]

Haiii :3

[karmic shell]

can we invent a fourth person

[upbeat charm]

it’s fun and tickles the part of clover’s brain that makes it happy

[coral token]

no please

i can barely keep up with 3

[storm whale]

no

[upbeat charm]

chat is this real

[karmic shell]

make it five out of sheer trolling

[ashen dagger]

hru pretty fox lady

[reef zealot]

Its cool i think :3

[narrow atlas]

Wouldn’t that require us to be like 4d?

[lethal sierra]

Fart

[steady needle]

bruh my brain

[daring halo]

my school does not have cafeteria either, food get sent from somewhere else in a ready to eat metal apparatus

[reef zealot]

Full of yummy food 🤤 feel softt
Wbuuu

[ashen dagger]

duude id rot my vessel so hard if i was a 4d being

[daring halo]

omg internet pls send it's awkward when it's late

aghh

[upbeat charm]

no, you’re cool

[carmine venture]

Idk
If too many people start doing it
It won't be original so everyone will start talking normally

[karmic shell]

ball knowledge:

[steady needle]

yeah I dont judge its oddly cool lol

[ashen dagger]

woag,, mood
im okiiii finally uploaded a video that im minorly proud of (documentary esque)

[daring halo]

makes sense :3

[reef zealot]

Oo cool :3c

[reef zealot]

^w^

[lethal sierra]

For quite a while I confused that clover with another clover

[jolly forge]

My girl says I’m cuter than a baby rabbit I saw on a walk

[steady needle]

bruh im struggling on a song im working on at the moment its so annoying!!!

[upbeat charm]

clover has nitro again omg

[proper crest]

Oooo

[storm whale]

[karmic shell]

can someone give me a trillion dollars i believe this would benefit everyone

[jolly forge]

I’m such a lucky fella

[steady needle]

oh also if yall want to be handed over a cool undercover artist just lmk ive found another today!!

[lethal sierra]

Yes I will give you 5 dollars every day, it will eventually get to a trillion

[karmic shell]

that'll take a few days and im impatient

[daring halo]

sure thing

💵 x10^12

[ashen dagger]

also +

[jolly forge]

Yall, I feel like the luckiest man in the world man. I’m on top of the world!!

[reef zealot]

w< awawawawa

[karmic shell]

bro so enjoyous 🥹

[reef zealot]

I feel homosexual

I wanna do gay things with my gf

[daring halo]

that will take 548 million years, most individuals does not get to live that long

[steady needle]

bros got a girl before me suprise suprise heck id even date a godamn train now I have no rizz!!

[ashen dagger]

mood!

[reef zealot]

Like
Holding hands

[karmic shell]

i feel... Something

[daring halo]

erm... an interesting statement

[lethal sierra]

Who knows stupid may be immortal

[proper crest]

Mood

[reef zealot]

:3

[ashen dagger]

thats so gay...

[jolly forge]

Life is very whimsical now. I’m not in pain anymore that my ex fiancee (longest relationship I had 408 days) cheated on me for my best friend of 2 years

[karmic shell]

👀

[reef zealot]

Ikr

[proper crest]

Do we all have temporary immortality

[steady needle]

very gay like freddie mercury I like that man!!

[daring halo]

that's true

although, in that span of time, what are the chances of humanity still thriving

[proper crest]

Like 0

[upbeat charm]

moles when they’re 6.022x10^23

[floral portal]

Octopus

[jolly forge]

Sooo yeee

[daring halo]

moles!! ..

[floral portal]

Octopus

[daring halo]

the chemistry subject of my grade currently revolves around it

[jolly forge]

Ag

[daring halo]

fortunately unlike math, it is quite easy

[jolly forge]

Egg

[karmic shell]

moles when theres alot

[floral portal]

OCTOPUS!!!!!!!!!

[lethal sierra]

Moles when

[upbeat charm]

woah!
clover did that last semester it was fun

[upbeat charm]

how many

[karmic shell]

like more than 10

[daring halo]

mhm!!

[proper crest]

Chemistry and like science takes words
We are oddly good at it but we despise it

[daring halo]

the Avogadro's number

[prime canopy]

Currently watching disappearing guy transform ultra Magnus into a truck, is he really just a white totally not optimus in the G1 movie 😭

[lethal sierra]

Hey no spamming

[daring halo]

I do not 🚫 like physics and math, for some reason, during tests it introduces me to things I have not learned previously

[jolly forge]

Fire pfp!!!

[floral portal]

I just stopped at 3 chill

[daring halo]

and I fail, badly

[prime canopy]

Thank you :333

[jolly forge]

Ofc!

[upbeat charm]

clover loves science
it’s gonna try to become a neuroscientist because brains are interesting and funky

[neat fractal]

Y'all I recreated the YLYL intro on OnlineSequencer

[jolly forge]

My pfp is custom made too

[prime canopy]

Oooo

[floral portal]

[karmic shell]

can you start behaving like a normal human being

[daring halo]

in my opinion, the term homoromantic feels less crude compared to homosexual, but others may find it bizzare

[floral portal]

[jolly forge]

JimmyHere x 2011x art ima make soon. Jimmy will be p reg

[upbeat charm]

in clover’s opinion,

[neat fractal]

That might be their vversion of normal

[proper crest]

There is a difference between homoromantic and homosexual

[daring halo]

yes

[storm whale]

[floral portal]

[daring halo]

there is a difference

[proper crest]

Oo
We wanna do psychology cause we find brains interesting as well

[jolly forge]

What yall think?

[daring halo]

although I am simply asexual

[floral portal]

[daring halo]

the bunny returned..

[restive loom]

[floral portal]

I’m straight

[karmic shell]

turn a brain into a ball and now uou have ball brain

[woven flicker]

FAHHHHH I GOT FUJI KISEKI

[jolly forge]

Sonic logic

[woven flicker]

FAHHHH

[daring halo]

as most are

[proper crest]

We are like
Everything in cause of those system shenanigans

[floral portal]

I mean yeah

[jolly forge]

Computer, make him pregnant

[floral portal]

Damn it

[daring halo]

that makes sense for you guys

[upbeat charm]

oh cool, clover has her alt outfit it thinks

[woven flicker]

That’s what I got

[neat fractal]

(Just quoting something here) "You have a smooth brain. No ridges or lumps, or valleys or bumps. All ideas slide right off. Like a waterslide. Wooo!"

[woven flicker]

Another Uma I will never use

[floral portal]

[upbeat charm]

the one with the dress?

[floral portal]

[karmic shell]

"just quoting something" as if it wasn't true

[floral portal]

[neat fractal]

Heh just tryin not to offend anyone by accidednt

[floral portal]

[woven flicker]

No the MJ one

[floral portal]

[neat fractal]

BRO I AM SO DUMB I SAID ACCIDEDNT

[floral portal]

[daring halo]

there is plentiful emojis, but for what purpose

[karmic shell]

crane

[storm whale]

stop spamming emojis

[upbeat charm]

oh, then that’s the main outfit

[floral portal]

[karmic shell]

Buddy

[floral portal]

[proper crest]

Braincells

[floral portal]

[indigo hull]

Holly

[neat fractal]

SERCHING FOR WAYS TO THROW MY RECREATED YLYL INTRO AT YALL

[floral portal]

[daring halo]

ooo wee ooo I just look like buddy holly

[storm whale]

[floral portal]

[jolly forge]

Guys hear me out. SMii7Y x JimmyHere collab

[floral portal]

[neat fractal]

WEEZER RIFF

[floral portal]

[upbeat charm]

oh oh and you’re Mary Tyler Moore

[neat fractal]

LET THEM COOK

[lethal sierra]

DAMNMMNNN!!!!!!

[floral portal]

[daring halo]

no, that's not yet

[floral portal]

[storm whale]

correct

[neat fractal]

oh ok just cue me

[upbeat charm]

COMPRESSION!!!!!!!!!!

[floral portal]

[daring halo]

unfortunately I will not be continuing the lyrics

😔

[neat fractal]

aight

[floral portal]

[jolly forge]

Just sayin. Maybe throw in Grizzy or Blargg too

[storm whale]

ELEVATION!!!!!!!!!!

[floral portal]

[proper crest]

Hmm

[neat fractal]

W IDEA

[upbeat charm]

INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!

[floral portal]

[jade sail]

DESTINATION!!!!!!!!!

[daring halo]

is this individual just rapidly posting emojis

[karmic shell]

mods! mods! mods! hi

[proper crest]

Yes

[lethal sierra]

I reported already

[floral portal]

Inflation!!!!!!!

[neat fractal]

yeah I take back the fact I had been defendign them

[storm whale]

CONFLAGERATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jolly forge]

In words of Scott The Woz. You do math like a bitch

[jade sail]

QUADRATION!!!!!!!!!

[neat fractal]

EXPLOSION

[storm whale]

you stole it from me

[floral portal]

Creation!!!!!!

[indigo hull]

Degradation

[upbeat charm]

DIGITALIZATION!!!!!!!!!

[jade sail]

I will hug you later to make up for it

[floral portal]

Station!!!!!

[jolly forge]

Nobody get the reference?

[proper crest]

Nope

[neat fractal]

wish I had

[jolly forge]

Darn, uncultured

[floral portal]

and the editor

[lethal sierra]

I saw the clip a long time ago

[jade sail]

RESTITUTION!!!!!!!!!

[neat fractal]

CITATION

[floral portal]

DEFLATION

[storm whale]

HYDRATION

[neat fractal]

TRAIN STATION

[lethal sierra]

If im honest I don't think I actually watched Scott the woz I just know him from the memes and stuff

[proper crest]

What is going on

[jolly forge]

I love u - patrick star

[indigo hull]

Alright I think it’s become spam at this point

[neat fractal]

PLAYSTATION (OVERPRICED GAMES AAAAUGHHH)

[jade sail]

CALIBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!

[floral portal]

down the bottle and go full throttle - Luigi

[storm whale]

it seems I started something with the damn bird

[floral portal]

Yes

[karmic shell]

kill everyone here

[neat fractal]

Sorry Mario, I'ma Asgore. (DRIVING IN MY CAR)

[jade sail]

Mods, explode his skull

[jolly forge]

Computer, end everyone here. Run terminate @ everyone

[floral portal]

RIGHT AFTER A BEEER

[neat fractal]

skull explodes YOU FOOL! I NEED NO SKULL!

[storm whale]

mods ban literally everyone ever

[neat fractal]

Shih gotta go y'all! Have fun!

[karmic shell]

annihilate the entire server

[floral portal]

Bye bye Mr puzzles

[jolly forge]

YOU FOOL! I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

[jade sail]

Inshallah I will see you later 🙏

[floral portal]

YOURE TOO LATE SONIC I AM FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

[jolly forge]

I miss my wife tails

[lethal sierra]

Explode

💥

[jolly forge]

IM BACK IN YHE FUCKING BUILDING

[karmic shell]

🤯

[floral portal]

Runsonic will be found

[jolly forge]

Play My Game

[floral portal]

No

What’s it called

[daring halo]

.. no

[karmic shell]

yea

[jolly forge]

Sonic ex- er I mean Sonic The Hedgehog

[jade sail]

It better be made with Godot and not that proprietary Unity crap

[floral portal]

ARF

[daring halo]

you shall not murder everyone here

[jolly forge]

Outcome memories

[floral portal]

aw man

[karmic shell]

Why not

[floral portal]

Yeah why?

[floral portal]

Rip doogle

[obtuse marten]

Today in class I was playing a game that involved teamwork on Roblox with my friends and these fucking Imbeciles were so ass that i started laughing-crying.

[jade sail]

Yeah I googled Google
Said I look like Doogal
Yeah, I make dat money but I still be livin frugal

[karmic shell]

what game was it

[floral portal]

I guess bro

[obtuse marten]

Together.

[daring halo]

I initially thought your profile picture was from the google doodles video game

[obtuse marten]

Genuinely so booty cheeks that I started crying

[karmic shell]

people say that alot
very tuff tho

[floral portal]

MAID OUTFIT REFERENCE

[drowsy bridge]

I said that too

[floral portal]

Hi pookie

[daring halo]

oh, such silly coincidence :3

[jade sail]

Maid out with the fih 🐟

[karmic shell]

WHO IS THIS?

[obtuse marten]

"aaaauuughhagahahaggaa.....these mfs are so aaaaaaasaaaaaughagahah 😭😭"

[lethal sierra]

Aauauauauauauugugugugugg

[floral portal]

Made out wit the FIH

[stable canopy]

Aaaaaaaaaugauuugggugaaauggggguagguaggguuuuuuaguaaaaaaaagua

[karmic shell]

kyouki

[stable canopy]

Wdym

[floral portal]

Idk

[stable canopy]

Wdym idk

[floral portal]

Idk what it means either

Anime I think

[jolly forge]

Didn’t mean to send that text wall

[floral portal]

Wow

[stable canopy]

What was that octopus

[floral portal]

Yeah

[stable canopy]

Tf you mean yeah

[floral portal]

I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION

WDYM TF YOU MEAN YEAH

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

[stable canopy]

Wdym wdym tf you mean yeah

[floral portal]

WDYM WDYM WDYM TF YOU MEAN YEAH?!?!

[jolly forge]

My gf made me a sticker and it will forever haunt me

[floral portal]

Show it

[jolly forge]

I can’t

I have no pic permission

[floral portal]

Jimmy

[daring halo]

a gif that comes with the anti text wall measure

[stable canopy]

WDYM WDYM WDYM WDYM TF YOU MEAN YEAH

[jolly forge]

JIMMY

[stable canopy]

Hi thanks

[stable canopy]

Oh*

[floral portal]

WEYM WDYM WDYM WDYM WDYM TF YOY MEAN YEAH?!?! N

[jolly forge]

Ima head to bed

Might yall

[floral portal]

Fatty

[floral portal]

[jolly forge]

Good night!!!

[floral portal]

ITS 6:30

[stable canopy]

WDYM WDYM WDYM WDYM WDYM WDYM TF YOU MEAN YEAH

[floral portal]

Ok chain is over

Sorry

[stable canopy]

It’s nine thirty five for me

[floral portal]

HOW?!?!

[stable canopy]

Pm

[floral portal]

I live in California

[stable canopy]

I live in NY

[floral portal]

Oh

[proper crest]

It’s almost midday for us
Hm

[karmic shell]

its nighty nighty time for me

[floral portal]

Yeah

[stable canopy]

it’s night time for me rn

[floral portal]

Then go honk shoo

[stable canopy]

Ok have a good day

For you at least

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

[proper crest]

Fair enough

[stable canopy]

Supermunstrususquipadaleaphoba

[coral token]

Go

[stable canopy]

Oh

[stable canopy]

Oh

[stable canopy]

Oh

[coral token]

Stop

[stable canopy]

Ok I will and are you east or west coast

[coral token]

Neither.

[stable canopy]

Then what

[coral token]

I don't live in the united states.

[stable canopy]

Canada

[coral token]

You're not a big reader are you.

Maybe my name will help.

[scarlet eagle]

Oh shoot😭

[stable canopy]

Your not a tiger or from it

[coral token]

💀

[stable canopy]

Your not a Purple Heart

[coral token]

And you're not very smart.

[stable canopy]

Your not stars

[coral token]

Ragebaiting used to be funny

[stable canopy]

So you have to be from Thales

[scarlet eagle]

Keyword used

[unreal kiln]

thales lives in chile dude cmon

[stable canopy]

Don’t worry I know your Argentinian

[coral token]

I know you know

[stable canopy]

Bro no one was talking to you

[unreal kiln]

maybe you shouldve dmed him then

[lethal sierra]

I think ita a funny concept though that Thales lives in the country of Thales

[coral token]

Dw he was doing the same shit to Omar

Randomly bothering people like that

So I'm just gonna write a beautiful warning

[stable canopy]

Don’t be a meany head

[unreal kiln]

bring out the quill

[unreal kiln]

my butt fulla shit

[coral token]

Silence for 30 minutes

Back to entries i go, bye.

[shell wagon]

What did I miss

[lethal sierra]

AM shenanigans

[floral portal]

You too man

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[lethal sierra]

Rev up those fryers

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u 500 burgers

[limpid jasper]

why are my submissions getting rejected now did i do something wrong

[drowsy bridge]

I have submitted my last assignment for the school year

[lethal sierra]

Oh hi sayori I haven't seen you in a while

[limpid jasper]

i just haven't really talked much

hi though

[coral token]

Your submission was over the time limit

[limpid jasper]

ohhhhhhhh.

wait, for real?

i could have sworn it was under 1 minute my fault

oh, yeah ok i just checked, 2 seconds over

my bad

[coral token]

unfortunate

[limpid jasper]

i think i submitted it late at night without really putting thought into it, so i didn't bother double checking

[dreamy knoll]

Tables

[coral token]

Venmo

[limpid jasper]

i guess i'll just double check next week

[lethal sierra]

Fables

[lethal sierra]

Thank you for 500 burger

[limpid jasper]

Thessaly

[dreamy knoll]

Would u rather get 1 f1 car or the ability to throw stroll into the trash whenever u want (yes u will be able to see it happen)

[coral token]

What

I love stroll why would I do that

[dreamy knoll]

Nah say sike

[coral token]

why would I

Is your argument that he's rich

[shell wagon]

[dreamy knoll]

No its he is bad at driving

[coral token]

So is Alonso

And ocon

And lawson

And perez

And botas

And I love them anyway

[pearl tundra]

New member here guyss

[dreamy knoll]

U should get a better racer

[pearl tundra]

Hi guysss

[coral token]

no, mine is perfectly fine thanks

that looks like a bot

[daring halo]

I'm so dumb

[coral token]

"FEMALE" 🥓🥓🥓

[lethal sierra]

Hi are you real?

[shell wagon]

Lol

[daring halo]

he

[lethal sierra]

Hiw do you have an empty name

[dreamy knoll]

Damn are u real?

[pearl tundra]

My friend doesn’t know Jimmy guys

💔

[coral token]

Ok

[daring halo]

most people does not know jimmy

[shell wagon]

Am I real?😱

[dreamy knoll]

Damn thats crazy

[drowsy bridge]

Do you think therefor you are?

[upbeat charm]

oh hi ⃟

[dreamy knoll]

You

[coral token]

Did you know more than 8 billion people don't know jimmyhere?

Sad news.

[upbeat charm]

clo

[daring halo]

that is.. surprisingly accurate

[lethal sierra]

Did you knoe that, when you eat a burger, it becomes less burger as you eat it

[dreamy knoll]

Did u know more people know the roman empire then a content creator

[dreamy knoll]

Hru clo

[coral token]

Then

[upbeat charm]

ourple

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥕

[lethal sierra]

Purple blurple

[daring halo]

intriguing, a carrot

[shell wagon]

[coral token]

Pov you're a bunny

[lethal sierra]

How do you type that out

[daring halo]

(thumps the floor hard in anger)

[proper crest]

Hm

Drawin

[daring halo]

Darwin-?

oh, drawing, I see

[shell wagon]

[daring halo]

what kind of art do you guys like to make?

I kinda like it when my art uses simple shapes, just using the rulers and stuff

I am bad at consistent anatomy especially paired with angles, though

[shell wagon]

Artistic art

[pseudo pollen]

Models

[high lodge]

Bro

I’m so confused

[pseudo pollen]

What?

[high lodge]

How do I post stuff for ylyl

Like share videos

[proper crest]

People
Cathedrals
Hands

[pseudo pollen]

Go to ylyl rules and it explains

[upbeat charm]

magic

[proper crest]

Mostly people

Although
People proportions are weird

So sometimes surrealist

[pseudo pollen]

You have to react to the message showing the rules with a certain icon shown in them so that yo can show you read them. Hope this helps lol

[high lodge]

Ok

I did it

So just wait :|

[pseudo pollen]

Yes cause entries ended a bit ago, but they usually re-open on like Sunday Monday or Tuesday if jimmy forgets lmao

[rough vapor]

sad

[drowsy bridge]

Haha, my favorite YouTuber made bromine flammable

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[proper crest]

[dreamy knoll]

Hai geese

[proper crest]

Hihi

[coral token]

#ylyl-rules❗

:p

[daring halo]

:3

[daring halo]

coolsies

[minor bear]

[left sierra]

I'm gonna be making eclairs on Friday, yay

[daring halo]

I am unfamiliar as to what eclairs are

[tired temple]

food

[jade sail]

essen

[daring halo]

I see

I searched it up, looks scrumptious

[jade sail]

Lol essen becomes "aß" in the past tense

"Ass"

[gleaming dew]

what

[jade sail]

Deustch sprechen

[zinc frigate]

Happy birthday

[gleaming dew]

thank you

[jade sail]

Happy birthday!

[gleaming dew]

was that german

thank you

[narrow atlas]

Since I’m getting my diploma tomorrow am I allowed to take a bite out of it?

[gleaming dew]

out of what

[zinc frigate]

I’d recommend not doing that

[lethal sierra]

Yes

[narrow atlas]

The diploma

[zinc frigate]

I think you may have to show that for some jobs so

[brittle gazelle]

why does Jimmy look like if Albert Einstein and xQc have a kid

[jade sail]

It's LONGER in German

"Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag"

[zinc frigate]

Maybe don’t bite it

[narrow atlas]

But that’d just be more proof it’s mine

Police collect dental records for a reason

[gleaming dew]

who taught the dragon german

[zinc frigate]

THEY DO?

[proper crest]

Ehhhh

[narrow atlas]

Yeah? How’d you think they’d identify people pre dna?

[jade sail]

You'd already have your fingerprints all over it too

[ashen dagger]

@zinc frigate

[zinc frigate]

My teeth are shit why do they want that

[zinc frigate]

I saw that coming I was just mid sentence

[narrow atlas]

To keep records of offenders in case they repeat

[ashen dagger]

NO YOURE LYING
UH UH

[jade sail]

They'd need a subpoena to for it to be admissible in court, don't worry

[zinc frigate]

Girl
Would I ever lie to you

[ashen dagger]

yeah, you tell me you arent pretty

[zinc frigate]

Bold to assume I’d commit a crime that would need dental evidence

Tax evasion doesn’t mean dental records

But that’s not a crime, too fun to be illegal

[jade sail]

Kill a couple loan sharks for me while you're at

[zinc frigate]

I’m just spitting facts there
I’m still working on getting to pretty don’t you’s worry

[narrow atlas]

Also like say you get kidnapped, and you bite the perpetrator. They’ll use your dental records to prove it was your teeth

[zinc frigate]

I gotta find a really good core workout I just do 20 sit-ups per whenever I remember

[ashen dagger]

you are not spitting facts!!!!
youre already pretty ms maam!!!!!!

fleeking lady maam

[zinc frigate]

They wouldn’t take me
5 minutes in the car would be enough for them to kick me out of the car and run away

All I gotta do is start yapping about Zelda lore almost non stop and they’ll let me go real quickly

Also bold to assume I’d bite lmao
Faces are getting punched

[zinc frigate]

I’m just saying the truth
You are pretty and I’m not

[ashen dagger]

hey!!!!! that doesnt mean you need to fight back
you must know youre BEAUTIFUL AUTUMN GRAAAHHH

no matter WHAT you look like

[zinc frigate]

I look like shiiiiit lmao
I will push back because it’s False information at the current moment. Soon it won’t be false but rn it is

[zinc frigate]

[lethal sierra]

Scratching/biting is how police would find your DNA on the perpetrator

[finite cedar]

Im not sure how i look

[zinc frigate]

Throw in a bonus

[ashen dagger]

at the VERY minimum you have better hair than me

[zinc frigate]

They’d know it was me
I’d own up to it

[finite cedar]

There is lots of conflicting information on the topic

[humble isle]

Just watched Gameoverse, good stuff. I like the jschlatt baseball, he’s a stupid fucking asshole and I want merchandise of him

[ashen dagger]

worst criminal of all time smh

[zinc frigate]

Eeeehhhhh not sure about that. I need to learn better ways to take care of it. And to buy a straightener

[humble isle]

Anyway what are you dorks talkin about

[zinc frigate]

If someone kidnapped me, expect me to be fighting them.

[ashen dagger]

girl i slap some basic ass shampoo and conditioner and i get EVERYONES hands brushing around up there
at least friends ig, i get a lot of compliments for my soft hair

[finite cedar]

No clue honestly. I dunno where to enter the conversation

[quiet basalt]

@narrow atlas they dont collect it, they just get a warrant to access it usually.

[zinc frigate]

I’m denying people saying I’m pretty

[ashen dagger]

im people

[quiet basalt]

what you see in movies is them referencing dental records with known criminals.

[finite cedar]

Im Bub i think

[quiet basalt]

but if youre innocent, dental records are medical property only.

[ashen dagger]

i hope so

[quiet basalt]

until a warrant is served for it.

[zinc frigate]

I mean I do too but I don’t get compliments for mine being soft since I only stays soft for a little bit after shower, this I gotta learn to take better care of it

[drowsy bridge]

But what good does that do for you?

[zinc frigate]

Just spelling out the facts :3

[ashen dagger]

lowkey it might be genes then
cuz like i dont do ANYTHING to my hair other than that and some hot water

[drowsy bridge]

War, HUH! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

[quiet basalt]

it doesnt make it less true.

[zinc frigate]

Why did I hear thunder after you said that

[humble isle]

Well why are you doing that

[drowsy bridge]

WAR THUNDER WAR THUNDER WAR THUNDER WAR THUNDER

[humble isle]

From what I see, you have beauty properties..

[zinc frigate]

Luckyyyyyyyyy
I got curly af hair that gets rather unsoft as the day goes on, until shower hits

[drowsy bridge]

But it doesn’t help you at all

[zinc frigate]

I mean it’s false information

[drowsy bridge]

I used to do the same thing and I was absolutely miserable. I don’t want you to suffer too because that’s no bueno

[ashen dagger]

mine just becomes Shaggy Rodgers™ if i let it grow out
WHICH I NEED TO, BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON MY PARENTS INSIST ON CUTTING IT OFTEN

[drowsy bridge]

[zinc frigate]

I just don’t feel like it’s accurate so I keep denying it

[zinc frigate]

The trademark lmao
Also you’re an adult just say no, they can’t force you to get it cut. It’s not their hair

[finite cedar]

Whether its true or not just taking a compliment feels way nicer rather than making yourself feel worse

[drowsy bridge]

But it’s objective, so to someone somewhere in the world, you’re pretty.

[zinc frigate]

My mom keeps telling me to either get mine cut or start putting it up more since summer is coming

[ashen dagger]

even before im the one constantly getting haircuts 💔

[drowsy bridge]

Go bald

[finite cedar]

Me activities

[drowsy bridge]

I should get a buzz cut again

[ashen dagger]

and i legit cant seem to get the word no through to my parents

[drowsy bridge]

Maybe really short again

[ashen dagger]

anyways if for whatever reason you see me glazing short hair, ive been replaced by a skinwalker

[lethal sierra]

I hated getting buzz cuts

[zinc frigate]

I feel this but somehow when it comes to my hair they don’t care

[lethal sierra]

My hair felt weird but fascinating

[finite cedar]

The only thing i miss about hair is people complimenting it

[zinc frigate]

I don’t care what other people want to get for their hair. I want to maybe get mine cut soon, not like anywhere near my old styles just like lower neck length

[drowsy bridge]

It’s always hot and humid here, buzz cuts are the most comfortable for me

[finite cedar]

People tell me all sorts of other nice things anyway so its all good

[zinc frigate]

I really wanna try getting my hair dyed tho

[drowsy bridge]

Then again I’ve never had my hair over like 3 inches

[zinc frigate]

My mom brought up the idea meaning she’s ok with it

[ashen dagger]

fleeking lucky

[drowsy bridge]

There are certain ads I severely dislike. I don’t care if it’s the final ad, I will close out Spotify and skip it😭

[finite cedar]

I used to dye my hair lots

[zinc frigate]

Literally one of the very few things they’ll accept no for an answer on

[lethal sierra]

Never dyed my hair once but seems fun

[drowsy bridge]

Topsify ads, the anti-vape ads, and the pride party ad. Just because of how much they play them

[ashen dagger]

mine just tune out the word no like its not in their vocab

[drowsy bridge]

And the crime podcast ads

[ashen dagger]

anyways im gonna go grab a drink, and maybe a snack

[lethal sierra]

But I think I just prefer the natural look

[drowsy bridge]

And on more, the waan show or whatever. I do not like that one guy’s voice

[coral token]

:p

[zinc frigate]

Doesn’t sound bad until you cannot stomach a lot of food and yet they try to feed it to me anyways

[zinc frigate]

Same, tho i do feel like I’ll like it a bit
I mean just look at my pfp and tell me I wouldn’t lmao

[finite cedar]

Dude ive been talking to myself the whole time ive been online

[woven flicker]

Yawn

[proper crest]

Apparently we are crazy
Thursdays am we right

[coral token]

[lethal sierra]

Wacky goofy

[daring halo]

hi

[neat fractal]

I RETURN

[unreal kiln]

Anyone know how to get rid of blackheads

[willow hedge]

How can i send messages into the memes channel

[proper crest]

Time and moisturiser

[lethal sierra]

#roles

[proper crest]

Wait

Idk yea
Probably

[willow hedge]

How do i get points

Js by talking i assume?

[proper crest]

Yes

[barren pine]

how do i check my points

i still don't know

[daring halo]

you type /dd balance anywhere and it should show you if the bot is fixed

[barren pine]

ion think it worked

[daring halo]

it worked for me

[barren pine]

/dd balance

tried in here and another channel

[daring halo]

that is certainly bizzare, as I am repeatedly doing it right now, and has resulted in sucess

I have no idea, then

[barren pine]

bizarre like jojo

[daring halo]

yes

[barren pine]

which channel?

[daring halo]

here

it shows as a pop up invisible to everyone else

[barren pine]

it ain't workin

for me

nvm it worked. icee it 🍧

[daring halo]

TwT

[autumn kraken]

Oh dear

I think they forgot to lock Ylyl entries

[daring halo]

intriguing

[autumn kraken]

Yea

[lethal sierra]

The messages got deleted I think it's being taken care of lol

[autumn kraken]

Oh

[daring halo]

I like how the character in your profile picture is wearing a hat and a flower

[coral token]

it's open on purpose.

[autumn kraken]

Oh, mb dude

[coral token]

the bot broke yesterday and i need the channel open to work

so pls don't send anything there

[autumn kraken]

Sorry abt that

[lethal sierra]

Oh my bad

[autumn kraken]

Good luck Thales

[daring halo]

I like how this emoji displays such large amount of despair and sadness

[autumn kraken]

Well

It's representative of us

[daring halo]

it's like waaa

[daring halo]

ooh

[stark onyx]

Same

[proper crest]

Yall did anyone get a random friend request from @winged mesa

[lethal sierra]

I did

[daring halo]

yes, ignore them

[proper crest]

Aight

[autumn kraken]

Im kinda curious tho

[stark onyx]

No I just joined the conversation, the bot missed me lol

[autumn kraken]

I know not to accept it

[winged mesa]

Im new here yall

[autumn kraken]

ITS NOT A BOT??

[winged mesa]

Wanna make friends 🙂

[stark onyx]

Oh my bad

[autumn kraken]

Actually it might be

It is nvm wrap it up

[winged mesa]

How tf I’m I a bot lol 😂

[lethal sierra]

How is it a bot

[south raven]

Jumpscare

[autumn kraken]

Hmm

[stark onyx]

Well give them a minute, I remember being a bit awkward at first lol

[autumn kraken]

I've only seen bots open with that

Especially with the use of emojis

[daring halo]

bot or not, whatever the initial intention may be, it is still a valid reaction to not accept a foreign friend request

[proper crest]

Please don’t send random friend requests
Interact first please at least

[autumn kraken]

Yea and the frq first it leads me to believe its a bot

[winged mesa]

Noted.

[autumn kraken]

But then again I am also 1000% more skeptical than a normal person

[lethal sierra]

Bots don't usually have the default pfp tho do they it's usually some random woman

[proper crest]

True

[feral pasture]

and i'm doing skeletor

[daring halo]

it's like the Roblox strat where you friend request everyone to friendmaxxing

[stark onyx]

I mean... I've seen several bots frq bomb the server lol

[autumn kraken]

Oh hey how is my old buddy

[stark onyx]

I think three or so total xD

[feral pasture]

good

[proper crest]

like we have paranoia
And also are used to getting random scam requests and stuff
So like
Ain’t gonna send a freind request or accept one unless we know someone well

[daring halo]

perhaps, although I am not concerned as to whether they are a bot or not

[winged mesa]

Well I got that

[daring halo]

since like I feel like a real person with malicious intention could be worse

[proper crest]

[autumn kraken]

[stark onyx]

Usually their profile is made like less than two months ago, has a default pfp or PFP of a random likely ai generated picture of a woman, and wants to offer you $500 for shopping

[autumn kraken]

Its the emojis in bio that get me

[stark onyx]

Or something along those lines

[daring halo]

yes, though that's not the main concern

[thick urchin]

Hello everyone!!!

[daring halo]

hi

[thick urchin]

Hows everyone doing?

[lethal sierra]

Bots just seem to be rampant everywhere

[proper crest]

Sickness and paranoia

[stark onyx]

College and allergies is a wild combo 👍

[proper crest]

Mood

[thick urchin]

Dam

[autumn kraken]

Hmm

[proper crest]

Staying home from school cause sick today
Brain not braining
Yippee

[autumn kraken]

Im tryna think

[barren pine]

my favorite combo is from Raising Cane's

[thick urchin]

Lol

[coral token]

i was just about to ask

if anyone got a dm from vennissia_7_81021, it's a bot

[stark onyx]

Brain not braining you guys and me both 😭

[coral token]

possibly

[proper crest]

Same dead braincell

[stark onyx]

Oh are you guys able to check lol

[lethal sierra]

I didn't get a dm

[coral token]

it's my suspicion

usually when they send a lot of people a FR, there is a high chance

but i'll monitor them

[lethal sierra]

Seems real to me so far

[stark onyx]

I mean if it's a bot they're very convincing but I still generally don't accept frqs from peoples names I don't recognize

[autumn kraken]

Especially because their second message was asking people to be friends

And using emojis

And having default pfp and two emojis in the bio

[daring halo]

I guess they did reply in real time

[lethal sierra]

What if they actually want to make friends though?

[daring halo]

i just

it's not about bots vs not, guys

[coral token]

that's a very bad way to make friends

In a server where bots do the same

It's better to just talk here

[winged mesa]

Bad way how?

[coral token]

That's how bots behave

[winged mesa]

I need you to explain please

[coral token]

they send random friend requests to users in the server

And then begin sending either links

Or trying to scam people

[daring halo]

i do not like how this issue is compressed into "bot or not?"

whatever it is, whatever the intent, it's just the action

[winged mesa]

So everyone who sends you a friend request is trying to scam you lmao

[neat fractal]

You guys returned!

[coral token]

To multiple random people you don't know? Yes

Very likely.

friend requests are for , you guessed it, friends

[neat fractal]

Hi guys

[daring halo]

hi Mr ouzles

puzzles

[thick urchin]

Hiiiiiii

[daring halo]

puzzle

[neat fractal]

yes

Mmm yes. Boredom. It sucks.

[daring halo]

boredom indeed hurts

[proper crest]

Write a book

[daring halo]

I have to sustain a specific level of stimulation to not either slowly die of boredom or fall asleep

[neat fractal]

Tried that, actually.

[proper crest]

Clearly you didn’t try enough

[neat fractal]

I was so bored I was boutta cry

[proper crest]

Write more

[daring halo]

that's not a very polite way to talk to someone

[lethal sierra]

I've tried writing a story before but did it in a really horrible way

[daring halo]

no single solution works for everyone

[neat fractal]

I couldnt come up with anything

[proper crest]

We did not write a storyboard just go with the flow what works works

[lethal sierra]

It's essentially just "make shit up as you go" instead of me thinking the story through

[neat fractal]

I tried that too. Nothing happened.

[proper crest]

Don’t need a plan or a direction
Jus whatever you think works

[daring halo]

mhm, and that is normal

do not feel obligated to do a thing that in your experience does not work

[neat fractal]

All the games I play are suddenly not fun.

[proper crest]

-# Oops
Got 30000 words that way
Rewriting it cause don’t like it

[plain terrace]

why is stream chat so fart core when that one skunk person does the boomba chain

[daring halo]

what

[neat fractal]

sorry I zoned off. What?

Ohhh like in the Eye Tracker vids?

[daring halo]

that sentence is incomprehensible to me

[neat fractal]

(same)

Holy hell I'm starting to see things when my eyes unfocus

Like, things that werent there before

[daring halo]

I don't quite understand

can you elaborate

[lethal sierra]

I'm thinking of trying again, I'm thinking of writing my own scp, I've thought of multiple concepts actually but don't know how to actually get to writing them.

[proper crest]

We would say just like start and see how it goes

[neat fractal]

I unfocused my eyes bc I was zoning out, and part of the screen looked like a chasm or smthn. trippy af.

[lethal sierra]

I would actually like to hear your opinion on a couple

[proper crest]

Bruv go to sleep man
You need sleep

[proper crest]

Okok

[neat fractal]

I dont need sleep I got a lot of sleep I'm just bored

So fuggin bored

[kind skiff]

bro peering into the dreamlands 😭

[neat fractal]

yep

[barren pine]

i love sleep.
will i go to sleep? hell no.
will i sleep in? hell yes.

[daring halo]

interesting

[lethal sierra]

So like one I thought of is like, an entity that is always behind you but you can sort of "sense" it's always there, no matter what direction you look or how fast, or looking on a reflection, you always sense that it's there until it overtakes your mind through paranoia

[daring halo]

I've thought of a universe and how it works and the creatures in it, fun

[neat fractal]

I think I'm gonna go, like, play Minecraft or smthn

I'll still be here tho

[daring halo]

I played Minecraft when fishes didn't exist

[barren pine]

me too

[daring halo]

and I dreamt of fishes in Minecraft

[neat fractal]

I call it a CREEPER! Rhymes with Grug.

[daring halo]

it got granted

[daring halo]

mhm!

[proper crest]

Isn’t that just kinda how the world works (we do have paranoia and a little insanity so like)
But ok
We like idea

[barren pine]

english 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[neat fractal]

Nah Mojang reached into your dreams

[daring halo]

interesting

perhaps so

I thought the ghasts were

giant octopuses..

I kept forcing them into the water

[neat fractal]

XD

[barren pine]

i used to be scared of them because their noises are scary

[neat fractal]

When the big flying squid doesnt go in the water: wut

[lethal sierra]

Well we do, I think there can be multiple types and you can be paranoid about different things

[daring halo]

indeed

[daring halo]

that makes sense

[proper crest]

True

[daring halo]

the squids being shaped like octopuses infuriated me

[neat fractal]

Alright time to go get iron on day 1

[daring halo]

also wow, they added spears

[neat fractal]

...as soon as the game opens.

[daring halo]

probably the most compatible melee weapon for me

[neat fractal]

I prefer Mace or Sword, but to each their own

[daring halo]

do you play bedrock or java?

[neat fractal]

Spear just didnt hit right for me

Java

[barren pine]

im iron deficient

[daring halo]

yeah, I play bedrock and

I feel like

the mobs have quite the far reach because

it is nigh impossible to fight something with a sword without being hit

[neat fractal]

I CALL IT THE HIGH GROUND!!! RHYMES WITH GRUG!!!

^The mobs be like^

[lethal sierra]

I guess it's sort of a play on phasmaphobia, the fear of ghosts.

[daring halo]

I checked and

[proper crest]

Mmm

[daring halo]

apparently the mobs in Minecraft bedrock have farther reach than you?

[neat fractal]

??? WHY IN THE

woahhh stood up too fast

lightheaded

[lethal sierra]

You good?

[neat fractal]

m n6uyfdhdfghuhitu fgsdfh

Whoops dropped my keyboard

Yeah I'm ok

[barren pine]

if you stand up too fast you should fall to the floor really fast to cancel it out. double negative

[neat fractal]

GENIUS

My brother once passed out because he was too warm

My brother

[daring halo]

everytime I stand up even just mildly fast, it all goes dark, I assume it's the blood pressure

[neat fractal]

MY BROTHAH HAS A VERY SPECIAL ATTA-

[barren pine]

steakhouse fries are really good

[neat fractal]

yes

[lethal sierra]

👍

[neat fractal]

Outback Steakhouse Aussie Fries

[barren pine]

i'd fuck up an 8 ounce sirloin right now

[neat fractal]

Nothin better

[dreamy knoll]

There is and that hungry jacks

[neat fractal]

i read that wrong gonna be honest

[daring halo]

what

[barren pine]

as in. eat it a lot

like. mess it up

[daring halo]

such intriguing term that replaces "consume"

[daring halo]

yes

[barren pine]

consume implies that it would be done in an orderly manner

of at least some degree

[neat fractal]

This, I assume, would be FAR from orderly

[daring halo]

yes

demolish

I guess I am a visual thinker and

[neat fractal]

Alright World is generating

[daring halo]

in my mind that word does not like trigger the eating imagination

[barren pine]

"this steak looks so good i can't wait to dig in" i say as i pull out an old-timey bomb