#general
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Mine can’t flip
Hydra Dominatus
you sure those aren't your bones?
Then rotate it
I'm 90% sure
wha
That won’t do much either I have tried and it is also very uncomfortable
I’ll just hafta wait til I can get a new one !
And have cozy sleep hoooonk mimimimimimi
I remember I went on here and said my ex fiancee cheated on me. Well after all that, I got a new gf!!! Wwwww!!!!
goddammit jimmy what is that thumbnail
Fair
Hello chat
hi riv
thats what I'm saying
also glaggle did thales find the clip?
Been together for 19 days already so it’s a good start
Luigi wins by doing nothing
Ye. Rotating and or flipping your mattress every 6 months is good for it to last longer
Bwoof
what
to my knowledge no
clover has literally never had to do that before
I've never even heard of that
most likely its whoever sent the mediashare
:)
mhm…
Give a try you'll notice a difference
its someone who has den perms thats all we know
Yall proud of me? I got rizz yall
woooo
I still got it
is this an elaborate troll
nop
there’s no bed dent
and that takes too much work anyways
That sounds like a day
Fucking gets you
Yeah. But I’m very happy with my new girl and can’t wait to spend lots of days with her

Sounds neat remember to treat her right✨
Helllllooooo
Give her $20
give me the $20

give us 50 bucks
25 for each
yes
🔥

Hi guys!
She in Sweden dawg
I will
give the $20 to me then
Cashapp her $20
Because I’m all out of MONEY - Squidward Tennisballs
Cruel and evil boyfriend cannot give $20 to his girlfriend
Tsk tsk tsk
I’m a lazy Chud and she loves me
Gwa gwa
*k *k
I agree

Sup
Just told capcut to export an hour long video
lmao
Its gonna kill me later
do you think when the German Empire was formed they were all like "Gentlemen, this Reich needs a Kaiser"
prolly
yeah glaggle you wanna know the person who made the baldwin and napoleon skits?
sure
very fitting name
21% done already
oh my god glaggle i gotta send you ts
For some reason my internal voice has been mildly southern for the past 24 hours
the glaggle effect
HEE yaw
Yo
My internal voice and the way I speak can be temporarily changed if I hear people speaking in an accent for a prolonged amount of time
When I first started playing as Drifter in Deadlock my internal voice had a Cajun accent fhfjfhfb
Im gonna go binge watch invincible now
ok but the Cajuns are cool
This is good news, we can finally be bees
FAX
SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
I may goof about some accents but I want everyone to know their accents are absolutely rad I love them so much
I’m really glad YouTube flagged me as under 18 so now I can’t get recommended nasty ads anymore!
I only get recommended family friendly content like political voting advertisements.
Thanks YouTube!
Yeah I'm under 18, I can totally vote and have a say in politics

TAIL SMACK
AHHHH
I fucking hate those ads too bc I couldn't care less about that shit
I can tell the whole “underage users don’t get personalized ads!” is bullshit. I’ve gotten too many ads at convenient times to believe that shit.
It’s literally just “fuck you, age restriction until you give us private info”
ye a
hello glaggleman my name is everybody
Job had one bro
hello my name everybody is Homple Gronkter Fringlebottum
I watched the Mario movie last night, the first one, since the second one isn’t available anywhere where I can watch it.
One had job bro

hey goob
gooby gooby goob
Hello
Hello buff horse woman
Im gonna race jimmy
NYEEEEOOOM
Greetings
I think I have.
thats cool as hell ngl
hi peoples
Henlo
I know, it is probably a collab I am willing to bet, since usually when these different franchises meet, it is a collaboration.
that's actually some pretty solid evidence
Lowkey sad I can’t use my hundreds of gold ship gifs, that’s like my main way of communicating😔
Rene Descartes!?!?!
hi
dawg its 2am for you
Either that or they share the same company (either both are made by the same company or their studios have the same parent company)
Just got my first “commission” wish me luck ig lmao
Shush
I'm listening to the ultrakill order ost
That's my excuse
gold sgip
sgip
It’s 3:50pm for me..
both of you should sleep
sgip
Birb 
im fine thank you very much
I just woke hp do not insult me >:( /lh
It's late for BOTH of us
We're BOTH guilty
understandable
ill only sleep when im passed out
-# typo counter: 434
YOU HAVE RETIREMENT HOME GOLF TOMORROW
Such a goofy goober
FUCK YOU CHILD
unc
what...
I AM NO CHILD
-# but what is known as a teenager
OLD FART
Flood gates open any second now
why display such aggression against a child..
Excited for June because so much stuff is happening, there’s PlayStation state of play, Xbox showcase, a Nintendo direct, my birthday
W
why is everybody in this server born in june
Console.., console.., console.., BIRTHDAY!1!
Indeed
erm, what month comes before July?
false, I was not born in July
FUCK
I was born in May muahaha
Im not :]
-# (again for very very legal reasons i can say this to aniidah because of section 8 in the rules stated by "It is Discord, My Dudes" aka "Jimcord" signed by Mods thales and smudge but also admin blank that I and many other people can insult eachother if we insult them first or we're fine with it "if you insult someone and cant take it you're uncool" stated by jimmy himself but regardless of what i said to Jimcord Aniidah i factually do not hate children)
Major spelling error
December I think
but fr there's a lot of pride month birthdays here
I'm suing you/j
gay..
its also states i can shoot you
why be gay when you can pan
Yeeaaaah
We're suing you for being smelly
what da pride
I don’t know if anything interesting for me is happening in July, cause, like, i don’t play anything that has an event in July, and then no events irl as far as I can remember.
WHERE DO YOU NOT SEE THE LEGAL PART

Right under there
bi and pan can be lightheartedly referred as gay, can it not?
In July, they will start airing Ultraman Teo and Kakusei Hunter Omegahorn on TV Asahi
fair point
-# (Stated by multiple sources like the mods not only from "Jimcord" but also other severs and a question going around in this exact server we can conclude ANIIDAH IS A FRAUD AND NEEDS TO BE TAKEN TO COURT)
-# (also signed by smudge)
uhhh this legal document is a McDonald's receipt
ah yes, the latest thing i "signed"
-# ("Section 5 number 9" every day in june and july its smudges birthday signed by auros)
Ultrakill reference
my birthday is in october and i want it to stay there
I didn't know we shared a month
i dont make the rules
should've read the fine print
Guys, when is Jimmy streaming again, since we sent videos today
it was 4 months ago
severs? like, severing an object from the other-?
My birthday is in February
he streamed yesterday so not for a few days likely
Fair
im waiting for the vod to come out

it better have that mediashare i was in or imma riot
for yesterday?
Some trans folks move their birthday to their hrt start date. I guess I COULD do that cuz an October birthday is pretty badass..
-# (section 10 every joke made about "Jimcord's" user "Puppeteer Master" will result in a 500 dollar fine
-# signed by smudge and glaggle)
muppeteer plaster
I was born on April 20, I personally think it is a date that can be remembered quite well
Since when is glaggle a legal representative of the server 😭
i just don't want a summer birthday, i like autumn, i like october
TwT
4/20
nice
yes.. exactly
I was born on April 1st trust
it is associated with that
we know
July birthday
although, it is generally just a round date which is nice
since today
I like winter 
i liked winter until i moved somewhere where it freezes
I love winter, summer is overrated
-# (section 3 "Smudge is Smudge" signed by Glaggle)
I've always lived where it freezes and winter is the best
Frr (Poland for me)
What’s worse, heat of the pharaoh, or frost of the Saints?
you mean the Crack Miser?
my body can handle heat a lot better
I just prefer the cold
Hwhhdjwo
Same
no
Are you like a representative for the jimmycord or something lol
he's the jimmycord constitution maker
i'm the Ottoman Sales Representative
yeah pretty much i have this giant book
-# (section 59 page 30 number 4 "Jimcord user Puppeteer Master can and will use rules to state and defend users from legal troubles no matter the issue this however can only be applied if he "feels like it"")
cheeseburger
Im the president of mars
ooh ooh ooh defend clover from something
-# (signed by me ofc)

he thinks cuz he's a puppeteer he can pull all the strings
Check section 6 page 94 number 20
-# (section 83 page 100 number 7 "if smudge says "he thinks cuz he's a puppeteer he can pull all the strings" aniidah will be fined 100 dollars")
-# (signed by Thales)
...fuck you
-# (section 6 page 94 number 20 "ligma")

I wrote that
sorry
bro joined just to say cheeseburger 
mf im over here ruining europe
Cheeseburger
you know the rules HGF section 193 page 4 number 5
no, you're glaggle
gimme
banished to Mittelafrika
whar
-# (page 4 section 193 paragraph 5) the user known as "Homple Gronkter Fringlebottum" may only be alternatively refered to as "Ginger Supreme" or "HGF" in place of a full name. also ligma
-# (section 193 page 4 number 5 "if any user makes a dumb joke their bed will be taken away" - signed by JimmyHereBot)
nuh uh
What constitutes a dumb joke
bals
So a robot wrote that constitution???
- no end aka no )
- no sign
3.wrong order - wrong pen used
MOOOOOODS
he signed it dummy
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it wasn't me?
don't you know Thomas Jefferson penned the Constitution?
anything unfunny or a JimmyHere YLYL meme
hi
sure...
Who's Jimmyhere?
hello! welcome to JimmyCord if you have any questions feel free to ask

thanks !
no problem
I thought it was Larry Bird
that was the second signature
the constitution was penned by stuart little
that is true yes
yeah, the Constitution of Delaware lmao
it all makes sense now
I thought puppeteer signed the constitution
That bird that I hate
also HGF can you clean the pinboard
That fucking bird that I hate
its old ads now

don't worry about it
Unc is NOT the boss 🪦
GO TO SLEEP CHILD
me when i hit you with the Butterfinger that turns you into a Cuphead boss
hey does anyone know how to get a rom of ssbu iv looked alot and have not foun anything
i think the next president should be the man behind the slaughter
william afton is probably in better health than the last two ones
If your dentures don't fall out
Sing a story?
yes mike sing a story
Yes please
nah we gotta elect John President
or my boy This Guy
This one guy
let's hear those pipes puppet
elect clover
this guy is goated
Mister Democracy, Resident Republic
fr
how'd you know i have bagpipes
You didn't sing us a story ):
give now
I'm just in the know like that
check your arms
MY ARMS ARE BAGPIPES WTF
exactly
How are you typing
let's hear those pipes glaggle
he goated like that frfr
bop it
why did that make me laugh

Made me crack up, too
anii read section 91 page 321 number 31
What’s up my friends

"paster stinks"

Because it was intentional

Your profile picture looks like its needs to scream🤔 but it doesn't have a mouth.
Ooohhhh
That one just says "ayo check number 13 again"
I didn’t know that thanks captain obvious
When did you randomly become a devout Christian I looked away for one second
yeah
Pardon
The random cross

Are you Cristian or catholic
AUR AUR AUR AUR
CHECK HIS BIO IT HASNT CHANGED SINCE
I never checked his bio before tbf
I'm not Catholic
🐎
Aaaaaa
....catholic is a type of cristian
So are you Cristian
Horse
Ooooug I'm so hungry
horse
Hallo chudling
honse
Yes...
You may not.
Yea no shit Sherlock

Despite knowing there is a spider in my vicinity I have learned to become comfortable with it
Still no clue what kind of spider it was
house
Hopefully not an evil one
You wish 8th degree chud
OKAY TALLER CHUDDIER CHUD
So funny that it was literally just watching me sleep I woke up and saw it and just said “??? Can I help you”
dawg you asked are you chiristan or catholic
its like saying are you american or ohioan

Lol
im both! hello!
I’m catholic
SYBAU
💀
You’re not both you’re stupid
whimpers and cries
the evil and malicious rika bullies innocent discord user

i've seen chats, but this is a chat
WHAT
could be worse
truth
Mods, just nuke the server 
why am I being suddenly hit with violent fatigue
could be worse, could be better
It would be really fucking funny I think
I agree
js bomb everything
Why do I feel like someone is about to get bitten and torn into shreds 
What

I’m transforming aaaaa aaaa werewolf mode grgrggrrggrgrrrrrr AWOOOOOO
I’m being bullied for being fluffy

LITERALLY me
hello
[insert that one image of a werewolf under moonlight]
what seems to be going on in here ?!
No your being bullied because you’re larping
Sickness
Bwoof ruff :3
The Battle of Sedan (1870)
coming from you that's hilarious

oh my god.. that is indeed true
We puppymaxx in here
they are already roleplaying as something, something specific
SINCE WHEN WERE WE AT 300
How intriguing :3c
My bro has told me that he will try to procure me a new edible soon 
at least arch IS indeed an uh ......
300?
What the heck is larping?!
Egg
When’s was the the last time I larpped
whenever that episode drops
It’s when you are a Jujutsu Kaisen fan

I agree 👍
Oh boy...someone inform this guy on the horrors of larp
Live action role play. Now a days it’s a term to call someone a poser
are you a dog, or a wolf? I cannot tell, I know you are a sort of canine
I’m a wolf but call myself a puppydawg
Rika save us
We are blowing up
Sickness is attacking us
Help
ah, intriguing

What am I supposed to do about it
Let's larp...
Lots of people
Larp larp sahur
Maybe I am just a therian atp
That sounded rude, I didn’t intend that
Get down with the sickness idk?
Not.... gonna make it
Larpina larpender
mayhaps
waking up in the morning, thinking about so many thingss

god no
I have all the Pikmin games including hey Pikmin
Oh on the topic of roleplay there’s gonna be a comicon event in my city next month that the lady who does my hair told me about
0 episodes watched, 0 lore videos watched, 300 edits watched, I have become... larper
More of a dog therian than a wolf because wolves are cool pack animals and I get scared when a waiter asks me what I want to order
Walt wanna do comicon
But also like
We need more braincells
wow.. all of the Pikmin games
I wanna cosplay more
i wanna get into cosplay
Cosplay !!!!!!!!!!!! We !!!!
the Pikmin games belongs to different consoles, are they not?
It’s a personal dream/goal to make my own tech priest cosplay
You seem like you would know how to use a sewing machine
Yea I haven’t beaten all of them put I played all them
I want to do a Darth Vader cosplay
my best friend does cosplays but I've never done one
all of the pikmin-finity stones
or is it like an emulator thing, or perhaps you have all of the consoles, I don't know
But to do that I need to procure bones, and learn some crafts
i probably could use one if I taught myself/had someone help me
ofcourse he would he goated like that frfr
I see
That would be cool
I want to do a Gabriel ultrakill cosplay some day
Wait I have money now
I do like how in Pikmin 3, the earth is a distant future earth
too short for that
lmao
I can just buy fabrics, and have my mom teach me to sew
Nuh uh
indeed.. and one who has acquired all of the pikmins, shall rule the universe
Yea I don’t like the boss at the very end of the game
snap your fingers to remove half of all other games from existence
If Jimmy gets to ylyl 1000, I will eat my hoodie
Heyyyy
Can you find fabrics at thrift stores, or would those be at more dedicated stores
usually more dedicated stores

depends on the material
indeed
but everything you can find in dedicated stores
What is your favorite Nintendo game that was ever created
Ocarina of Time no question
probably uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oo, I assume because they're difficult or obnoxious to deal with
Really good game
sonic and mario at the summer olympics 2012 for the wii
Play Elden Ring you can have both as the final boss
That is a very hard question😭
That’s a great one
and Skylanders swap force
3d world (wii u edition)
also for the wii
vcbnsrgnang
wii u mario kart
!!!!
Woas
that game is goated as fuck
Prolly Mariokart 8
mk8 is what introduced clover to jazz fusion
heh.. that makes sense
We’ve played like 2 games total on the Nintendo
Twilight princess
bro i wanna get that fr
I hope Minecraft won't be removed in said calamity..
I know ball
but trying to get it for GameCube is outrageous
3rd place is nintendogs ofc
hell trying to get GameCube games in general is outrageous
I genuinely think Ive spent like 500 dollars on pikmin merch
Just play wii version
Actually better
i don't own a Wii anymore
They're pisspot cheap
you can have one of mine
I do not condone eating your normal clothing garment ❌ as they are inedible
-# yarrrrrggh...
fr i need to go buy one
geese you all got a wii?
-# well like technically no
I still have a wii u, it just doesn't always work
Its a lil soldered together but it runs
It’s kinda blown up
But we did
so its a working Wii U?
...what
sometimes yeah
We have the discs still
-# obligatory Wii U hate
Ive gained so much soldering knowledge from repairing wiis and wii us
wii u is just the ps portal
my Wii U runs like the day I got it thats my child right there
fuck you
unjailbreak? 
I have eaten metal before
because of course you jailbreak as PSP
-# uncalled for wii u hate the wii u was fantastic
I've only ever played Mario kart on the wii u and that alone was enough to make it goated
without the wii u the switch and the steam deck both wouldn't exist
yoshis wooly world for the wii u
mario party for the wii u is one of my fav mario parties
Transformers: War For Cybertron for the Xbox 360
fih
Nintendo 2DS...
imma do a lil deep cut here
my 360 actually still works
nintendo land for the wii u
first game i liked is
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare for the PS4 its such a awesome game
if any of u played this top 50 game oat ur a super cool person
Transformers: War For Cybertron for the Xbox 360
PIH !!
Nintendo Land was goated
i mean i liked the wii but the ps4 was so fucking goated
I won a copy from dave and busters
gta 5, just cause 4, cod, and so on
using was for a ps4 is crazy I still play fortnite on ts
actual amazing games
cod 3 zombies is goated
I'm terrible at it but it's goated
and also roblox with the nerds
nerd (I wish I could play ultrakill)
I might have over 2k hours on fortnite for the switch
(aka rika, honley, floob, demon, aniidah, tech, kennedy, swap and so on)
oh yeah i should give you my roblox
we outta play G&B together
sure ig
I tried playing item asylum yesterday and it straight up would not work so that's disappointing
poor you
I don’t get the appeal for item asylum
its random and is fun
Last week one of my friends called me to get on for gaymes and my Xbox discord integration just didn't even try to work
kaboom
you should play with us sometime
where do i find the memes sent in the ylyls?
I have a couple of times
ylyl entries
Heeeeeeeello
pardon me-? was i mistaken about the edibility of an everyday garment
hidden channel
I’m sleepy
then sleep
go sleep
Tech has played with us before
I previously thought you are unable to digest materials used to construct one
That would solve my problem
precisely
Alright man
Anyways is this just a thing on mobile like the buttons on the title screen don't do anything?
Everything is edible
if you're brave enough
Yuh
Im brave
btw never try to eat a bur
hi brave I'm Homple Gronkter Fringlebottum

But I also don’t wanna sleep AUGGGHHH
what’s up everyone??
Down with the sickness hbu
felt
Yuh
thats quite Disturbed you could say...
oh sweet, vessel marie is here

huh?
real
Same…
.
amazing
Thanks
that’s vessel from sleep token. since no one knows a last name, the fans call him vessel marie
yes lol
Shmika
interesting
Who calls him vessel Marie
No one does that XD
He’s vessel Arcadia or sleep if anything but most just call him vessel
Floobiedoobiedoobiusfloobiusthedevious

.

I was gonna say I've never heard him called vessel marie
i definitely seen it before but it’s not that serious lol
Eh anyway
No
TAIL SMACK
WHY
Ignore them they are larping
WDYM
bold coming from you
I care
im not sure why we've had to say this twice now
You care about my autism??
We both know why I can't read that
When was the last time I larpped
everyone cares
Perhaps you are drunk
🤦🦖
Mm
Probably not
No.
TAIL SMACK
Uh huh
Bonk
Hru Omar
ok to your credit you haven't spammed that Hate copypasta in nearly two weeks

ACK I’m alright hru

HEADBUTT


WHAT
The sickness
No more thoughts for us
:)
brain hurt
WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU
I just wanted to stop
Biting you
🫂🦖
Someone get this dinosaur under control
TS is not tuff
the mods are gone there's nobody
all you have to do is give it a strawberry
I’m sorry who are you again?
DROP KICK
a random ragebaiter
Ah
AH
what's up
Ragefisher you mean?
true
hru?
they ragebait, therefor they are the ragefisher
Get a load of this guy 😭✌️🥀🥀🥀
Thales died in Egypt
MODS THALES IS TALKING TO HIMSELF AGAIN

Curse of Ra
NOT AGAIN
he bought a property in egypt
hi
Hahahahahabwbehwbwbwbwbahahhaq

The humble block button:
oof
Poof
doof
Goof
I’m still here
aloof
blingus
Nope
WAKE UP
goof
what's so funny about Sussus Amongus?
Let her sleep

i have a very good friend in Rome named Sussus Amongus
I’m Omar
how’s your leg?
Better better
I had a waiter named Rome once
he was cool as fuck
What is the worst game you have played
oh good!
Let me be a sad chud
you meat Ioannes Romanus (John Rome) himself
“So how’s school” ahhh question 😭✌️🥀🥀🥀🥀
Why are you sad?
if he works at a balling ass restaurant in Indiana then yes
Oh…yeah no never mind
he
No one was talking to you
What
I think I know why
You are
well he had to find a job somehow after the fall of Rome
I made brownies
You just talked to me
Today
rome shant fall until he is gone
Do you know how to report someone

You were talking about the humble block button and here we are, you not blocking and you are once again being obnoxious

Who are you reporting?
@woven flicker
It's getting annoying bro just shut up and block people you don't like
they haven't broken any rules
Bleh
🫳 🍓
Oooo ty
Bro they have been rude to me for just saying that i made brownies today
you did exactly the same.
thats not against the rules
this requires background context
Ok good to know
it was going on way before the brownies gng
🌯
That’s a wrap….
ba dum tsss
I did an experiment with the brownies
Idk
checks out
Have you considered maybe not being rude
put
Hm
thats very difficult to do nowadays apparently
Dude what are ragebaiters atp man 😭 ✌️
test

whatcha testing
leftovers that escaped chernobyl
People with too much time on there hands
What's the point of just doing that for fun bro
both very solid answers
I put an extra cup of water in one and it tastes watered down instead of fluffy
there isn't one
“For the love of the game”
People will be people
Because Omar is only dishing out what you’re giving to him
they just exist like a lil kid trynna punch someone
I want nuggets so bad rn
mmm nuggets
They're great
Mmmm
numgets
Have some Dino nuggets
Oh hell yeah
Lunch is too much effort
It’s also like
10am for us
Haii
But I'd have to go to my place of employment for nuggets as it's the nearest place

🤤
Yawn
He's larping i have no mouth and i must scream
He HAS to be mean otherwise he wouldn't be like his #1 idol Rick Sanchez
Hes the rick friend
I haven’t been larping
Hiii guys
Oh dear god
If he has no mouth then why can he talk?
hello
YOHOHOHO
Not the Rick sanchez-VESSEL FROM SLEEP TOKEN??
Because we’re texting
you bet 
Exactly
Which is why we should mute him
Ruh roh
We can
We just remembered we have pencils
And paper
Waos
Hruuuu
He's a grown man I don't wanna clean his puke
then don't
I shall pet this little guy
I’m so eepy
Tucking you to bed

sleep is an option
NUH
Sleep you need the rest
Same but is too early to sleep ):
Yuh huh ms rika
Bed time little one
Rika go to sleep
You need your beauty sleep
The cat
I do believe you are supposed to be short
😭
Yell at you
Is that a threat
No 
AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes
the internet here is what I'd consider "shite"

understandable
GET YOUR BUTT TO BED YOU BUTT
thus I had to test
You heard it here folks
SLEEP
🛌🥱
Exactly
I yawn like a cat
Same

Can that behavior stop
only if you wish upon a star
When is sneeze I scream
But you can’t
Bro I’m not always gonna be AM bro

No
hey wait it's wednesday
Okay goodnight
night
Sleep well rika
Yes this is true

it's 8:19 on Wednesday for me
Good night thine fare madam
east coast
y'all are from the future ig
It’s like 10am Thursday for us damn
Weast Coast
i on the west
why u so far ahead
whats the future like geese
Nuh uh is 8:20
what's gonna happen tomorrow
Straya mate
makes sense
Not good must say stay in Wednesday
can do

🌕 🌖 🌗 🌘 🌑 🌒 🌓 🌔 🌕
I MUST TAKE A PILGRIMAGE TO IRAQ AND CONSUME THE ETERNAL BODY OF GILGAMESH
Mesopotamia
weest
Planet earth
France
my guy clearly doesn't know the ballad from the Giants themselves
scary place
They had a city called Ur 🥺
Course not they are too low pitched to hear
ik it's awesome
that's where Ea Nasir lived
actually im pretty sure we've pinpointed exactly where his residence/shop was in Ur
The Mesopotamians made the first library
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Cuneiform is awesome
We invented
Words
fr
what if i told you i made three Frances
urimki.
Scary facts number 92
There is a France

At least it didn't burn down like a certain Roman library I won't mention
did the Library of Alexandria burn during the Roman period?
no it was burned by the Romans
but it was before Rome annexed Ptolemaic Egypt
The French has a a torcher method called the Oubliette
Oh shucks
I'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG, CUZ YOU AAAASK FOR IT CUZ YOU NEED ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Gee whiz
FOSSIL FOUND
@lethal sierra hello
Ptolemy was a pretty shit king tbf
They we're all better off under the Romans
More or less
Uh hi
Barks loudly
oooo what did you find?
:3
Wdym
Hi
ahh.. that is somewhat true in a specific sense
Everything, will be edible

everything is edible if you're brave
👀
only once
indeed



