general

[ashen dagger]

Yes Smudge
We'll even make it slang themed

[bleak warren]

hivemind

[crystal cypress]

Thaddeus when Allen tells him mark isn't an evil viltumite

[elfin wing]

I'm surprised that the bot didn't pick up on that guy's name

[bleak warren]

did i miss something

[unreal kiln]

I haven't watched slopvincible is this funny

[elfin wing]

guess the word isn't in the blacklist

[indigo hull]

same

[elfin wing]

that word is very very not ok

[bleak warren]

what word

i mean don't say it

[unreal kiln]

Yeah that word is very yikes

[elfin wing]

^

[indigo hull]

💀

[unreal kiln]

His user

[bleak warren]

OH. OH HOW DID I MISS THAT.

[ashen dagger]

Oh!

I did not realize that was its meaning!

[humble isle]

[lusty gorge]

Wait what

What's happening

[unreal kiln]

Very bad connotations yeah

[bleak warren]

never mind, he's Friend now

[ashen dagger]

For the better nothing

[elfin wing]

in other news, subnautica 2 is going to hit it's bonus goal

[reef zealot]

boobies

[indigo hull]

pardon

[lusty gorge]

Why are we freaking out over a username

[ashen dagger]

TRUE

[humble isle]

No fucking way

[reef zealot]

boobies are based

[languid grove]

TIFFANYPIXL SERVER FOX

SUCH LANGUAGE

[reef zealot]

haii

[ashen dagger]

Bad definition

[unreal kiln]

Smudge what would you do if someone joined and their user was your full legal name but they just acted normal

[bleak warren]

it was an inappropriate name, not something we should say

[elfin wing]

word was bad, let's move on

[reef zealot]

breasts

[ashen dagger]

So true ms lady pretty fox maam

[lusty gorge]

Ah ok

[reef zealot]

:3

[crystal cypress]

I'm actually only 17

[ashen dagger]

:3

[bleak warren]

i would be greatly concerned but i would try to play it cool

[languid grove]

Gasp…

[lusty gorge]

Anyway boobased

[languid grove]

OH SO THAT WORD IS BLACKLISTED

[bleak warren]

lmao

[unreal kiln]

So how do you have a 56 year old child

[languid grove]

AND NOT BOOB, OKAY

I SEE HOW IT IS

[ashen dagger]

Rika are you being a FREAK

[unreal kiln]

Rika why are you so freaked out rn

[bleak warren]

a boob can be an idiot, a fool, a nincompoop

[languid grove]

Only Smudge knows what I said

[humble isle]

Boob Tube is a funny insult..

[elfin wing]

same thing with a tit, I think

[unreal kiln]

Well which word got blocked because depending on the word we could just be talking about birds

[lusty gorge]

A boob can be respelled
And become bomb

[reef zealot]

boobies

[languid grove]

That word can also be a bird I think

[bleak warren]

so this is ok, but not adding a -ty

what is our bot doing

[languid grove]

HELP

[ashen dagger]

Oh thats what ok lmao

[elfin wing]

it was also a phrase used to refer to early television sets

[unreal kiln]

Rika ur cancelled

[indigo hull]

having a field day

[languid grove]

Not you exposing what I said

[unreal kiln]

Post a TikTok NOW

[zinc frigate]

[languid grove]

GOD FORBID I SAID TIT WITH A TY

[indigo hull]

im over hear playing guitar and y'all are talking about ** B R E A T S **

[elfin wing]

huh

[narrow atlas]

And a bird

[ashen dagger]

There you are!

[bleak warren]

ok so update

[elfin wing]

can't say it with an s either

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

you can say tit but not with an s or a ty

ok then

[languid grove]

I see how it is…

[indigo hull]

can i say Titfield?

[elfin wing]

no serious, no thank you

[languid grove]

Jimmybot…

[indigo hull]

sweet i can

[humble isle]

I see how tit is

[unreal kiln]

Well because usually there's more than one

[narrow atlas]

Because that’s the name of some birds as well

[languid grove]

HELP

[zinc frigate]

I love talking about birds

[lusty gorge]

Get out.

[bleak warren]

no tiff, you apparently can't say the alternate spelling either

[ashen dagger]

[languid grove]

Should I dye my hair red or purple

[reef zealot]

damnit

[indigo hull]

i love talking about one of my favorite movies, the Titfield Thunderbolt

[lusty gorge]

Both

[ashen dagger]

What could these girls be saying

[reef zealot]

i wasnt expecting to get called out 😭 😭

[unreal kiln]

Red

[languid grove]

No they don’t mix well fack you

[bleak warren]

i'm calling everyone out, i'm evil

[lusty gorge]

Make them mix well
Make the ends red and the rest purple

[zinc frigate]

Gosh I’m so tired and don’t know what’s happening

[lusty gorge]

Rock that Hugh Morris hairdo

[languid grove]

I don’t have the skills for that
You have to pick

[humble isle]

Purple ends. That’s the good stuff.

[reef zealot]

Boobies is what

[languid grove]

Me only know how to slap hair dye on with hands

[lusty gorge]

Fine
Red

[zinc frigate]

Damn so it just is bird talks

[unreal kiln]

No more 5318008 anymore okay guts

[reef zealot]

Pretty much

[bleak warren]

🐦

[reef zealot]

No

[ashen dagger]

So blue

[bleak warren]

this chat is for the birds

[reef zealot]

I always have boob on the mind

[languid grove]

Birds…

[bleak warren]

cacaw

[languid grove]

Same

[unreal kiln]

Bird chat

[humble isle]

For more flavor add a 918.

[ashen dagger]

Relatable

[zinc frigate]

I got a chickadee living in a birdhouse on my porch

[lusty gorge]

🐦
🖕

Flippin the bird

[unreal kiln]

What the hell does this mean

[bleak warren]

flipping the bird, with the bird

[languid grove]

STOP FLIPPING BIRDS OFF

[bleak warren]

they know what they did

[unreal kiln]

Birds are pretty fire

[crystal cypress]

Time travel

[humble isle]

How about you type it on your local calc and find out BRAH

[lusty gorge]

🍗

[humble isle]

Calc is short for calculator btw

[ashen dagger]

[unreal kiln]

I typed it in and it doesn't look like anything

I have my calc right here

[languid grove]

I don’t believe you

[unreal kiln]

Buddy

[zinc frigate]

[bleak warren]

flip the calc upside down and read the numbers again

[drowsy bridge]

Calc is short for calculator, we’re just using slang

[unreal kiln]

WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN

[elfin wing]

oig?

[lusty gorge]

Nah it's short for calcasupercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[indigo hull]

calc is short for calcium smh

[languid grove]

This is true

[bleak warren]

tony hawk special trick sound

[humble isle]

Look up calc on google, liberbal

[lusty gorge]

Shaking my guts?

[languid grove]

WHAT

[unreal kiln]

Oh my god I figured it out

[ashen dagger]

HUH

[elfin wing]

that just sounds like the "littertaly" meme

[indigo hull]

shaking my guitar

[ashen dagger]

PUT YO GUTS BACK IN

[lusty gorge]

Nah gimmie some of the guts
I'm hungry

[unreal kiln]

I need to uninstall Instagram bro why am I still getting spam dmed

[elfin wing]

forbidden spaghet

[languid grove]

Shaking my glutes

[unreal kiln]

It's like rascal 51

[languid grove]

Laugh rn chat

[unreal kiln]

Destroys everyone because of my aura

[lusty gorge]

Ew no I'm not gonna eat the guts
I'm simply gonna sell them on the black market to pay for groceries!

[elfin wing]

"how much do you think I could get for a kidney? asking for a friend"

[drowsy bridge]

67 is just the modern 21

[unreal kiln]

If my cat ever did this Id lowk become ascended instantly

[drowsy bridge]

[indigo hull]

would you like blackpowder with those guts?

[lusty gorge]

Abt like 20-30k I believe

[languid grove]

No.

[bleak warren]

honestly yeah

[drowsy bridge]

But I’m being serious

[languid grove]

THAT MEME WAS FUNNY

[bleak warren]

silly numbers are aplenty

[languid grove]

67 is not funny…

[drowsy bridge]

They both follow the same trend of “haha funny number!!”

[reef zealot]

31

New funny numbwr guys

[drowsy bridge]

Number references a funny video!! Haha!!

[zinc frigate]

67 is pointless slop bullshit, 21 had more behind it. Besides 21 wasn’t all that big until 67 showed up

[ashen dagger]

Did my headphones just die

[languid grove]

There’s differences between them though

[humble isle]

67 has looped the cycle of irony like 8 times and I’m done with trying to figure out where it lands now.

[lusty gorge]

Add 353

[reef zealot]

21 was fucking huge in vine era wtf u mean

[elfin wing]

I think the origin of 21 is funnier than 67
a kid messing up math while trying to appear smart is funnier to me than "aha... man tall"

[reef zealot]

Its always been there

[bleak warren]

it's a silly number people said enough times that it became less funny

[zinc frigate]

21 had the whole thing of you stupid no I’m not what’s 9 + 10

[humble isle]

Six Seven Am I Right?

[reef zealot]

Its peak

[bleak warren]

just like all the others

[ashen dagger]

Autumn might be a cave dweller.......

[languid grove]

[unreal kiln]

67 has a whole song wdym

[reef zealot]

Unless im misunderstanding

[indigo hull]

and 420 has a meaning

[elfin wing]

it has multiple

[unreal kiln]

Yes but it has the original song

[lusty gorge]

🫴🫳

[zinc frigate]

I wasn’t on the internet much then but I don’t remember it being 67 level

[unreal kiln]

The one the joke originated from...

[zinc frigate]

Created after it, 67 has no meaning

[unreal kiln]

Not created after it

[drowsy bridge]

The song came first

[bleak warren]

i am pretty sure the song was first

[unreal kiln]

67 does have a meaning because it is from a song

[drowsy bridge]

The meme was based on the song

[humble isle]

Epic Rika Lacey Fight Scene

[elfin wing]

my swords will be here tomorrow🤺

[languid grove]

RAAAGGGHH

[unreal kiln]

And the song was saying it because it is police code for saying that someone died

[ashen dagger]

Didnt that chud kid literally only scream the number

[languid grove]

Man I love this song

[indigo hull]

ooo what did you get

[lusty gorge]

Moth vs Elf
Who will win

[drowsy bridge]

The 67 song?

[languid grove]

No.

[zinc frigate]

Oh that makes 67 even less funny

[languid grove]

The one I’m listening to rn you chud

[drowsy bridge]

The 67 song

[languid grove]

NO

[drowsy bridge]

I think you’re lying

[bleak warren]

at the end of the day it's just a random number that got assigned a silly meaning, there have been others, there will be others

[zinc frigate]

That makes it sadder they’re making it a meme

[ashen dagger]

Time to charge my headphones

[indigo hull]

Don't let it overcharge

[zinc frigate]

I just hate it, overused and unfunny (remember I work with kids I am exposed to it way too much irl)

[ashen dagger]

So i can learn to code on roblox soon

[lusty gorge]

68 is between two funny numbers
Someone make it a meme

[bleak warren]

i get overexposed to memes just modding here

[elfin wing]

an Anduril replica and a fantasized version of a Kopis

[bleak warren]

and Thales.... i know not all of the horrors he has seen

[indigo hull]

sick

[unreal kiln]

Yeah doesn't thales teach calculus

[bleak warren]

thales is a chef

[zinc frigate]

Tho 67 is dead, like it’s only brought up by people who know I’m not a fan of it anymore

[languid grove]

HELP

[indigo hull]

i think i've narrowed down what flintlock rifle in particular i wanna buy

[elfin wing]

cookulus

[humble isle]

Same thing. Both involve pi.

[unreal kiln]

Don't bypass his name cmon now

[ashen dagger]

Alright thats going

[lusty gorge]

Thordon Ramsay

[elfin wing]

which?

[zinc frigate]

I despise theyre trying to turn that horrible person into a meme
Also bypass

[crystal cypress]

I did it to illustrate a point as in like it happens you know?

[bleak warren]

i only mention it ironically IRL when i'm being silly with friends or partners

[unreal kiln]

I thought he was a math teacher what

[zinc frigate]

Doesn’t make it acceptable

[unreal kiln]

Am I losing my mind

[bleak warren]

nope, chef

[crystal cypress]

And that wasn't even intentional on god that's just what I call him

[elfin wing]

yes

[languid grove]

Likely

[lusty gorge]

Are you thinking of Baldi?

[languid grove]

Thales? A math teacher?

Him? Dealing with kids?

[elfin wing]

just don't bring him up anyway, he wasn't a good guy

[bleak warren]

his name is blacklisted to avoid conversation about him, don't talk about him at all, not even with a different name

[languid grove]

Well he does that here anyway but it’s online

[ashen dagger]

Thales would never

[unreal kiln]

Well that would be a good reason why he's so cynical all the time

[indigo hull]

Charleville

[elfin wing]

he already does that here

[ashen dagger]

Online is too much for dealing with kids lowkey

[elfin wing]

good rifle, is it coming with a bayonet?

[crystal cypress]

Someone made a geometry dash level called that so it's just been an inside joke e me and my friends.

My point was that even horrible horrible things get turned into memes and trends because they get views out of it

[languid grove]

I realised that after I said that lmao

[indigo hull]

i might get a bayonet with it

[languid grove]

Does he like maths?

[indigo hull]

would be great for military cosplay

[unreal kiln]

Ngl I vividly remember thales talking about his students

[bleak warren]

thales has judged cooking competitions before i'm pretty sure

[lusty gorge]

Glaggle, make a cannon out of scrap metal.

[novel marsh]

Refrigerator van

[lilac kelp]

Found a hole in my soda box and the can close to the hole has a hole too and is empty
Something shotgunned it

[unreal kiln]

Stolen valor tiktokers are gonna have you on a stake by midnight lil bro

[languid grove]

Oh shut wait he wanted to be a math teacher

[elfin wing]

triangular bayonet...

[indigo hull]

i can actually do that

[languid grove]

You’re not crazy Lemur

[humble isle]

He does probably make a lot of pi as a chef. Please laugh

[lusty gorge]

Sounds like the shotgun demon

[languid grove]

Sigh…

[bleak warren]

his specialty is desserts

[unreal kiln]

What if thales is my dad that'd be crazy

[lusty gorge]

Just for that I'm dividing you by zero

[lilac kelp]

Nah the hole isn’t big enough
Might’ve been a small critter

[languid grove]

Tbh Thales looks a bit like my maths teacher

[indigo hull]

yeah

[lusty gorge]

Shotgun anteater

[humble isle]

If Thales was an ancient pharaoh, his specialty would be deserts..

[languid grove]

He just needs to be bald

[narrow atlas]

Gotta miss work today to go to a mass that I’m 90% sure I don’t have to go to

[indigo hull]

the website i would be buying it from sells triangular bayonets

[bleak warren]

he was the first gay pharaoh

[zinc frigate]

Thales? Teaching math? He’s gonna ban someone during class by accident

[narrow atlas]

Gotta love meaningless ceremonies

[unreal kiln]

The first???

[indigo hull]

ok give me a minute

[languid grove]

Apparently he wanted to be a math teacher

[bleak warren]

no, he'd accidentally ban the textbook

[humble isle]

No, that was you.

[unreal kiln]

You mean he's the first one ever?

[humble isle]

Oldie.

[lilac kelp]

If i get sick just from drinking a Dr Pepper im gonna be pissed

[lusty gorge]

Thales
Pharaoh god of gays

[indigo hull]

Smudge you have now given me 33 egyptian dynasties to sift through for any gay pharaohs

[bleak warren]

i would NOT want to be the pharaoh

[indigo hull]

or was it 23?

[unreal kiln]

Barely any responsibilities smudge

[indigo hull]

either way

[unreal kiln]

It's like being a discord moderator but irl

[bleak warren]

i don't like having a position of power

i'm better as a sidekick

[indigo hull]

oh nevermind

[humble isle]

Being buried in a cool ass temple would be a way cooler spectacle than anything I could do alive.

[indigo hull]

also im pretty sure its not as dangerous as being Roman Emperor

[unreal kiln]

You could do amazing things if you had the resources to everyone could

If you had six million people willing to die for your vision then yeah you could make something pretty cool

[bleak warren]

or something terrible

[humble isle]

This server is now my minion base.

[indigo hull]

EUREKA!

I FOUND A GAY PHARAOH

[bleak warren]

no

[unreal kiln]

That was easy see

[bleak warren]

we're already Jimmy's minions

[languid grove]

Bello

[humble isle]

How else will I build my giant Rabbid statue

[indigo hull]

really far back to

Sixth Dynasty of the Old Kingdom

[elfin wing]

pasta gotta be top 1 food ever

[unreal kiln]

Lacey loves little creatures that speak weird gibberish

[indigo hull]

Pharaoh Pepi II Neferkare

[elfin wing]

Pepe

[humble isle]

This is possibly not true. Name three examples..

[unreal kiln]

Minions

Rabbids

[bleak warren]

it's funny and sad to me when people think being gay only happened in like the last 50-100 years

[indigo hull]

fr

[elfin wing]

same thing with furries

[languid grove]

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[unreal kiln]

Uhh pikmin

[indigo hull]

im pretty sure Pompeii is actually one of our primary sources for gay life in Ancient Rome

[crystal cypress]

Pretty sure Roman soldiers were actually encouraged to find a lover amongst themselves in order to give them something more to fight for

[languid grove]

True people have expressed themselves through anthropomorphic characters for hundreds of years

[unreal kiln]

I assume

[elfin wing]

not just hundreds

[humble isle]

I don’t LOVE minions..

[steady drum]

hey @bleak warren can you rate my #art ?

[elfin wing]

Roman and Greek culture has SO much evidence

[narrow atlas]

There was actually a pretty big study, and research effort into understanding queer people in general nearly a 100 years ago, but sadly the research was in Germany, and it was destroyed

[bleak warren]

yeah but most of the guys who are obsessed with the romans try to ignore that

[unreal kiln]

Oh I thought that's what you meant by minions base

[bleak warren]

why do you want my opinion?

[humble isle]

Julius Caesar my alpha male role model

[elfin wing]

for as long as our little monkey brains have been able to think, we've been gay and furries

[indigo hull]

fr

[steady drum]

idk the 2nd picture if good to keep?

just wanted to verify!

[crystal cypress]

We yearn to go back to having fur because taxes suck

[narrow atlas]

I forget the researchers name, but he had research from what I remember on gay, lesbians, bi, asexuals, and I think trans people

[languid grove]

Maybe they’re looking for the artist role

[bleak warren]

if that's a middle finger, yeah, that's fine

[indigo hull]

don't forget Elagabalus

as bad as an emperor they were

[steady drum]

ALrighty

[bleak warren]

i am so bad at giving that out, Fiche was the one who paid attention to the art channel

[languid grove]

No middle fingers in Jimmycord !!

[indigo hull]

if all evidence is right then technically the first Transgender Roman Emperor

[elfin wing]

also, a lot of mythologies had very gay characters

[languid grove]

[humble isle]

[languid grove]

OI

[dreamy knoll]

You

[languid grove]

PUT IT DOWN

[unreal kiln]

Ganymede

[steady drum]

it was a accidentl mistake, I cleary meant to do a thumbs up

[humble isle]

Make me!!

[elfin wing]

and technically some gods were crossdressers at some points because they took different forms

[languid grove]

[crystal cypress]

Reminds me of that time I was banished from my colony for not bringing back enough food when I went on expeditions. Little did they know that I stashed it all away in a hole some 20 miles away so I lived like a king until it spoiled because it was all meat and I starved to death

[tired temple]

chat what's the best way for me to gtfo of this situation i've found myself in in subnautica? I left my seamoth to open a little box but then my seamoth got knocked in to the ground and i turned around and it was a reaper

[humble isle]

YEOWCH.

[unreal kiln]

Why do I even go to school anymore dude nothing positive happens in the last week

[humble isle]

I didn’t know Rika was a biter..

[languid grove]

GRRRR

[bleak warren]

rika is a creature, creatures bite

[languid grove]

BARKBARKBARK

[bleak warren]

and before you say anything i mean that in a good way

creature slash positive

[humble isle]

I see you as a creature yet you refrain from bearing your chompers.

[bleak warren]

hm, my wife said the same thing

also idk i just, i don't like inflicting pain

[unreal kiln]

Just watched a kid climb on top of like five tubas to try and climb inside of the roof

[crystal cypress]

Unrelatable. I put coffee tables in inconvenient spaces so people stub their toes

[humble isle]

So Rika DOES like inflicting pain..

Wowie…

[bleak warren]

I NEVER SAID THAT

chat i think i'm gonna have to ground lacey

[unreal kiln]

And Rika happens to live on Britain where everything is grey and sad

[humble isle]

You can try.

[crystal cypress]

Went there once, got stabbed like 27 times and then I met Tom Holland who stabbed me 8 more times

[bleak warren]

anakin ass response

[humble isle]

[elfin wing]

can the marines stop begging me to join

[zinc frigate]

Don’t try it

[unreal kiln]

Lacey you're going to military school sorry

[elfin wing]

I am not going to "do my part to protect the American way of life"
stop asking

[humble isle]

Don’t.

[bleak warren]

american way of life? wew. i think that could use a little work

[humble isle]

Not something I want to talk about. Even as a joke.

[zinc frigate]

Go on, invite me marines. You def want my diabetic, breathing issue having, out of shape ass in your ranks

[elfin wing]

all of it could

[elfin wing]

SO FUCKING REAL

[unreal kiln]

The thing is they do

[crystal cypress]

I got called by the Marines the other day and they were like "do you have plans for the future?"
And I was like "yea imma be a teacher" and this MF asked "have you ever considered how the us Marines can help you achieve that goal??"
No I haven't

[narrow atlas]

The military will claim us all eventually

[zinc frigate]

I have so many disqualifying factors, they’d blacklist me from ever even breathing in their direction

[sharp ledge]

Why are we talking about military? I'm lost

[elfin wing]

every time I get a letter or message from the military asking me to join, I just sit there like the "do they know" thumbnail

[unreal kiln]

If you have asthma they likely won't want you because they could lose money from paying for injuries

[indigo hull]

take into consideration

[narrow atlas]

Don’t we have to like sign something saying what branch we’d like to join if there’s a draft when we turn 18?

[indigo hull]

you get free crayons if you join

[zinc frigate]

I don’t have asthma, I have other breathing problems I forgot the name of

[languid grove]

CRAYONS??

MEOOWWWW

[narrow atlas]

If so am I allowed to write prison?

[zinc frigate]

I never signed anything like that?

[indigo hull]

i misread it

[languid grove]

[lusty gorge]

Tasty!

[elfin wing]

they literally cannot draft me, I am immediately disqualified due to health

[indigo hull]

no that doesn't exist to my knowledge

[humble isle]

I probably don’t.

[unreal kiln]

I mean hey draft dodging isn't all that bad

[elfin wing]

a certain someone in high places is a draft dodger

[crystal cypress]

I have severe asthma but it's not on my records so they keep trying to recruit me anyways

[languid grove]

Yikes

[narrow atlas]

I’m probably eligible to be drafted, but I’d either dodge, or go far enough into basic, and than frag as soon as I can

[indigo hull]

you could probably name a decent amount of men in high places and they probably dodges the Vietnam draft

[bleak warren]

i have asthma, scoliosis, autism, anxiety, and depression

[elfin wing]

yep

[bleak warren]

and worst of all, I'M WOKE!

so they won't pick me

[languid grove]

GASP

[unreal kiln]

That's the kicker right there

[languid grove]

Sorry Smudge it’s terminal

[humble isle]

If you get recruited

What’s stopping you from just

[zinc frigate]

WHAT THE HELL?!?

[elfin wing]

anti-military weapon

[indigo hull]

terminally woke

[humble isle]

Not complying..

[bleak warren]

i also wear glasses but i don't think that's a deal breaker

[elfin wing]

terminally BASED

[indigo hull]

TRUE

[civic raptor]

"BROLY.. THE LEGEND"

[humble isle]

Glasses.. deal breaker.. deal maker.. AAAAAA

[crystal cypress]

Be quiet you're the conductor of the poop train

[zinc frigate]

I mean non compliance will get them to stop, but I honestly think most people here wouldn’t be eligible anyways

[crystal cypress]

Wait deltarune ref???

[civic raptor]

YOURE MINE

[humble isle]

Cool.

[crystal cypress]

I have a gf

[civic raptor]

S-SHUT UP!! this isnt healthy...

[drowsy bridge]

Y’all talking about the draft?

[humble isle]

Cuz like I’d rather go through whatever punishment or sentence or whatever the fuck than join lmao

[drowsy bridge]

War thunder player

[crystal cypress]

I'm starting to not like the direction this is headed... I want a divorce

[elfin wing]

probably just jail or something

[languid grove]

Oh my

[unreal kiln]

Smudge you have terminal wokeness

[bleak warren]

it's true...

[elfin wing]

jail is sounding more and more like a paradise

no taxes, food, and a place to live?

[civic raptor]

POUNDS! OF! FLESH!

[narrow atlas]

Prison

[unreal kiln]

Get well soon

[humble isle]

Lock me up, then!

[drowsy bridge]

Probably a for profit prison too

[elfin wing]

now that's hell

[narrow atlas]

That’s just prison

[crystal cypress]

WE PRAISE YOU GREEN MOUNTAIN MEN! WAVING MANY HANDS MAD OF MONEY SAY HELLO TO YOUR BROTHERS!!!!

[narrow atlas]

All our prisons are privatized, and for profit

[zinc frigate]

I doubt they’d consider you. You’re…. WOKE and also probably too lightweight and too young to join regardless

[narrow atlas]

We can thank satan himself aka Ronald Reagan for that

[civic raptor]

NO, DONT DO IT

[indigo hull]

i learned something interesting today

[humble isle]

Well obviously. I’m talking 30 years down the line apocalypse shit.

[civic raptor]

i joined, shit was fire, miss it but cant go back

[indigo hull]

before him, William Henry Harrison was the oldest president ever elected

[zinc frigate]

I respect anyone who serves but like I doubt people will be drafted here, let alone that a draft will happen

[languid grove]

AUGGHHH

[indigo hull]

you know, the guy who only made it a month in office before he died of sickness

[crystal cypress]

I'm writing a book about that. Sci Fi, but judging from the way the world is going RN it might be a prediction...

[zinc frigate]

They wouldn’t draft you then either, you’ll be somewhere in your 40s

[narrow atlas]

And than we elected an ancient Babylonian demon who wanted to feed off the despair of a dying nation

He’s eating very well

[bleak warren]

weren't two of the more recent ones two of the oldest

[indigo hull]

yes

[humble isle]

You never know how desperate authoritarians can get!

[bleak warren]

was obama the youngest?

[indigo hull]

Teddy Roosevelt iirc

[languid grove]

Fiche met Obama

[indigo hull]

followed by Kennedy

[drowsy bridge]

Obama is my enemy

[humble isle]

I don’t know if this is true or not

[languid grove]

I wonder who’s the first vtuber to have met Obama

[bleak warren]

huh, i always think of Teddy as being older

[languid grove]

Maybe it was Fiche

[indigo hull]

ok wait there's technically two answers

[languid grove]

It’s true

[obtuse marten]

M3

[drowsy bridge]

Not because of anything political but because he went to the school that my school hates

[indigo hull]

JFK was the youngest actually elected

[obtuse marten]

ME

I MET OBAMA

[languid grove]

Oh hello Trey

[indigo hull]

Teddy Roosevelt is the youngest person to hold the title

[obtuse marten]

I met him in my dreams.

[languid grove]

NO FICHE MET OBAMA

[crystal cypress]

I never had beef w Obama... His wife however??? She took my strawberry milk from lunch menus at my school....

[obtuse marten]

NO I DID

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

remember he became president because the previous one was word thats blacklisted

[bleak warren]

ah yes. buttbuttinated

[zinc frigate]

I’m just saying it’s already unlikely for them to do a draft, let alone come to you for it, and even if they do they’ll take a look and go “nah”

[drowsy bridge]

I think my coach went to school with Obama

[obtuse marten]

Booty

[indigo hull]

i love this

[crystal cypress]

I was so confused

[obtuse marten]

I have a helmet on my head

[drowsy bridge]

He wasn’t friends with him but they just went to the same school so that’s cool I guess

[languid grove]

You’re too young to say that

[obtuse marten]

Booty.

[languid grove]

TREY

[zinc frigate]

Even if they came to me for a draft, they’d look in my door, see the legos, and go “nah this girls a lost cause”

[obtuse marten]

Tret

[languid grove]

LANGUAGE

[obtuse marten]

Booty.

[humble isle]

I’m literally

[languid grove]

STOP THAT

[obtuse marten]

Boo.

[languid grove]

I’LL TELL YOUR MOM

[obtuse marten]

Ty.

[woven flicker]

What’s with all this butt talk

[narrow atlas]

[obtuse marten]

Uuuuuuh.....booty.

[indigo hull]

lot of ass talk here

[languid grove]

SMUDGE STOP HIM

[obtuse marten]

One could even say

[zinc frigate]

Truth and real

[obtuse marten]

I'm talking a lot of shit

[languid grove]

….

[woven flicker]

Every time you say booty I’ll give you a dollar

[unreal kiln]

Talking out of your ass you say

[languid grove]

Smudge please stop him

[obtuse marten]

Can't spam.

[woven flicker]

Rats

[bleak warren]

stop saying booty or we're gonna get boarded by pirates

[obtuse marten]

And I feel like it's gonna get annoying fast

[drowsy bridge]

It’s so joever

I can’t find my favorite pen

[obtuse marten]

YO THERES BOOTY (TREASURE) IN HERE

[zinc frigate]

YAAAR I HEAR BOOTY?

[indigo hull]

too late Jean Lafitte is raiding our ship

[languid grove]

I wanna annoy my friends

[obtuse marten]

COME ROB US OF ALL WE HAVE

[bleak warren]

i did not know you were a pirate.

[languid grove]

@thin prairie WAKE UPPPPP

[woven flicker]

Smudge reading

[humble isle]

Avast.

[zinc frigate]

It’s a part time gig, gotta pay the bills somehow

[languid grove]

[thin prairie]

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT TINY TOES

[unreal kiln]

Listening to Terrance Howard speak is like having your brain picked apart by vultures dude

[indigo hull]

all this butt talk and the guy named butt burger isn't here

[bleak warren]

you're less surprising

[obtuse marten]

Egg

[formal skiff]

man, I feel you, I just broke mine today

[coral token]

Boo

Bies

[languid grove]

DON’T BRING UP MY TINY TOES

[humble isle]

LMAO

[obtuse marten]

Fire.

Fire writing as always, Thales.

[zinc frigate]

YER GONNA BE WALKING THE PLANK, PUT YER HOOK HANDS IN THE AIR

[drowsy bridge]

[languid grove]

I just wanted to annoy you

Because I’m bored

[woven flicker]

I feel like throwing fruit at all of you

[obtuse marten]

Blegh. :D

[woven flicker]

But I’m too lazy to do it

[thin prairie]

TINY

TOES

[obtuse marten]

I HATE FRUIT

[drowsy bridge]

I literally bought the ink replacement things for the pen

[indigo hull]

not if i throw it at you first

[languid grove]

HEY

[obtuse marten]

I HATE IT

[languid grove]

STOP THAT

[woven flicker]

Can we kill Trey?/j

[thin prairie]

Tiny

[zinc frigate]

HAND OVER THE BOOTY OR I RELEASE THE KRAKEN ON YE

[woven flicker]

And put those beans away

[indigo hull]

put those things away man, there are like, children here

[narrow atlas]

[languid grove]

Do you wanna play something today

[thin prairie]

Maybe

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

beans? wtf

[formal skiff]

man that sucks, mine was an micro pen, so it'll be a while till I get another one

[languid grove]

I wish I could recreate this

[indigo hull]

actually since you mentioned it

Obama would be our fourth youngest president iirc

[drowsy bridge]

I think I know where it might be but there’s a class there rn

So it could have been stolen by now

[languid grove]

Kennedy is online

[formal skiff]

Nooo, hopefully its there still

[scenic swallow]

Is it just me or does bottled water taste like dogshit when its not cold

[crystal cypress]

Guys I just found a really cool pen I think someone left it in this class

[coral token]

Unchocolates your chocolate milk

[zinc frigate]

YAY I BOUGHT MAID OUTFITS IN TOMODACHI LIFE

[indigo hull]

ok wait no Obama was the 5th youngest

[ashen dagger]

lying unfortunately

[indigo hull]

followed by Grant, Clinton, Kennedy, and Teddy Roosevelt

[bleak warren]

ok wow so clinton is younger than i thought

[indigo hull]

fr

so was Grant too tbh

[zinc frigate]

❌ I like non cold water most of the time

[indigo hull]

thought he was at least in his 50s

[bleak warren]

didn't grant just get drunk all the time and not really do much as a president

[formal skiff]

honestly, I feel like it counts on where you get it, sometimes I perfer it being warm

[indigo hull]

i haven't done enough research to confirm

[scenic swallow]

I dont mind warm water, unless its from a plastic bottle

[bleak warren]

i had heard that, i'm not sure if it's accurate

[indigo hull]

but Unconditional Surrender was actually one of his nicknames

[zinc frigate]

🍪

[indigo hull]

which, thanks to oversimplified, I can't unsee as the Union's attempt at having a general with a nickname like Stonewall Jackson

[plain salmon]

[bleak warren]

imagine being named stone wall

[indigo hull]

he does look like he ran face first into a Stone wall tbh

[narrow atlas]

He got a ticket on a horse

[bleak warren]

a face only a blind mother could love?

[humble isle]

My FUCKING BAAAAACK..

[indigo hull]

ok i wouldn't go that far

even if he fought for the bad guys of the American Civil War

but he had a very noticeable lazy eye

[humble isle]

Talking about some military disqualification, I HAVE THE SPINE OF A FUCKING INJURED BIRD

[maiden adder]

But you're a moth

[narrow atlas]

Than that’d mean no bones at all

[dry stump]

What the wheat bread?

[crystal cypress]

Boutta cheat on this math test

They caught me and told me I can send one more message before they break my fingers and femurs (vertically)

Bye y'all 😔

[drowsy bridge]

I just got it back! My friend had it

[languid grove]

YOUUUY

[ashen dagger]

HALLOOOOO

[crisp hornet]

i watched the Gameoverse pilot yesterday and it is SO peak

[coral token]

When the firewall doesn't even have fire like wtf

[signal ridge]

was recently thinking i want more media that reminds me of wreck it ralph (intersecting game worlds, film about video games and not just plots of existing games) and this pilot granted my wish

[crisp hornet]

i just watched it cuz Jschlats in it, and i thought that was funny

and its even funnier that his mic quality is noticably shittier than everyone else's

[gritty temple]

Meow

[storm whale]

my car fucked itself

[gritty temple]

I love Jschlatt

[coral token]

i love jshat

[gritty temple]

Real

[indigo hull]

J. Schlatticus Finch

[gritty temple]

I can’t watch Gameoverse because im too busy being a Deadlock fan

Mainly because I can tell the fans are going to be insufferable

[crisp hornet]

of course the fandoms gonna be a shit hole, its a glitch show

[gritty temple]

Yuuurp

As awesome as Gaslight District looked im even worried a bit about that one because it’s a glitch show

[signal ridge]

i never watch jshlatt so he didnt sound out of place to me

[faint charm]

I was watching a jimmy here from months ago and I just remembered his hair is now recently bleached

My dumbass

[prime canopy]

It is now legal in the US for water suppliers to not inspect for forever chemicals and pollutants

[gritty temple]

that’s so cool and awesome !

[indigo hull]

i knew there was something different about my water

[prime canopy]

That’s legitimately a horrible thing

[gritty temple]

yeah no shit

sorry I am in bad mood ouguhhhhggggh

[onyx igloo]

Hello guys
I need distraction, I'm not okay :(
How is everyone?

[gritty temple]

trying to go to any server to chill and there’s just something bad being talked about anywhere

[gritty temple]

I’m chilling

[prime canopy]

Sorry

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[gritty temple]

patting you

[storm whale]

rah

[prime canopy]

💀

[gritty temple]

The duality of man

[woven flicker]

Tail smacking you

[gritty temple]

I don’t have my licking you wolf emote because the evil gnomes took my nitro from me

Don’t trust evil gnomes guys !

[indigo hull]

Gnome Chompski did it

[edgy elm]

Nitro is a scam tho

[gritty temple]

Real ..,,,,

[woven flicker]

Head butting you

[onyx igloo]

Nice
I just bought some snacks. Was gonna go somewhere to calm down but now it's raining and I just want to play my games

[gritty temple]

Yeah that’s why I don’t buy it and just use orbs

But they are lowballing me

[woven flicker]

Roar

[indigo hull]

gifting you fruits

[woven flicker]

Oooo Ty

[indigo hull]

🫳 🍓

[gritty temple]

Rain can be peaceful, chill inside and play something and eat ur snacks while listening to the rain. Or listen to music while u monch

[storm whale]

[onyx igloo]

Gifting everyone here a sip of my monster (peach tea)

[edgy elm]

I think I've been inactive in this server for to long because I can't submit ylyl entries

[woven flicker]

Never diss on rain

I only appear when it’s raining

[crisp hornet]

chugging it

[onyx igloo]

Im gonna (am) listen to the most metal hard-core, gorilla headache inducing music I know of

[gritty temple]

I didn’t diss on rain

[woven flicker]

Good

Now fly

[storm whale]

Rain? that's a good song

[onyx igloo]

One sip
I give you one sip

[gritty temple]

Don’t give yourself a headache freaking goober

[jade ridge]

my shayla thank you for this generous gift

[onyx igloo]

I always have one

[gritty temple]

Bbbwoof bwoof woof woof bark bark bark

[crisp hornet]

wait is it the ultra peach flavor?

[storm whale]

peak

[woven flicker]

I might change my pfp back to what it was

[indigo hull]

combine them

[storm whale]

hay it started raining

[pallid socket]

Do you guys ever get super anxious as to how you’d survive a fictional universe and then remember. Oh yeah, it doesn’t exist

[coral token]

#ylyl-rules❗

[storm whale]

hopefully that cools my car down

[woven flicker]

Sometimes

[indigo hull]

lwk yeah, Left 4 Dead 2 had me freaked out about zombies for a time

[crisp hornet]

i just thought of a dinosaur with the head of nightmare and almost spat out my rootbeer

[pallid socket]

Like all those analog horror series with monsters that will kill you if you even see them and then I remember why am I trying to find solutions to something that isn’t real

[storm whale]

yeah

[woven flicker]

I love analog horror

[storm whale]

I did that but with When Day Breaks for a bit

[pallid socket]

I enjoy it on occasion but sometimes people just mention it and my brain begins crafting a survival plan as if I need that

[woven flicker]

Alright were back

[pallid socket]

Like I don’t even have to watch the series, someone just mentions a premise that spooks me and my brain is devoted to problem solving

[storm whale]

welcome back

[woven flicker]

Ty

[crisp hornet]

you would only be able to survive in bikini bottom for around 10 minutes, and thats only if your really good at holding your breath

[indigo hull]

5 minutes max depending on radiation dosage

[pallid socket]

I would be dead because I can’t swim

[woven flicker]

I should probably share all my PFPs through out the years

[crisp hornet]

o shit forgot to take the radiation into account

[pallid socket]

Also I’m assuming going to that depth with no gear would probably not be good either

[crisp hornet]

thank you glaggle

[storm whale]

up to you

[onyx igloo]

It's uh tea + peach...I guess

[crisp hornet]

really it be like 5 seconds due to all the crazy shit that goes down daily

[indigo hull]

i do believe krakatoa will erupt tomorrow

[woven flicker]

Maybe

I’m working on some cosplays and art

[pallid socket]

Generally you’re supposed to slowly descend when diving I’m pretty sure because pressure changes will mess with you

[woven flicker]

And also need to clean my desk

[onyx igloo]

Not really

[storm whale]

hell yeah

[indigo hull]

yeah it can

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

same thing applies when you're going back up

[crisp hornet]

guys im tryna get over my fear of roller coasters, should i do Maveric or Sirens curse?

[woven flicker]

I’m am quiet quench rn

[onyx igloo]

"Meow"

[gritty temple]

Woof

[crisp hornet]

blub

[woven flicker]

I’m not roaring

[indigo hull]

the sound of a million artillery shells striking down on the terrain below

[gritty temple]

I weirdly like smelling like chlorine after being in a pool

[crisp hornet]

[gritty temple]

I’m da chlorine boy

[indigo hull]

careless for what is underneath

[woven flicker]

I have a lot of weird smells I like

Mulch is one of them

[gritty temple]

Who doesn’t frfr

Mulch is nice

[indigo hull]

gasoline

[woven flicker]

The smell of a barn or farm as well

[crisp hornet]

dust

[indigo hull]

actually wait there's actual science behind gasoline

[full quest]

Uhhh how can I post memes?

[woven flicker]

A forest after it rained

[gritty temple]

You have to ask Glaggle for perms

[crisp hornet]

finaly can use that sticker

[storm whale]

[full quest]

Oh

[storm whale]

just read the rules

[gritty temple]

Tee hee

[indigo hull]

you must bring me

1 (one) shrubbery

[storm whale]

are the Knight of Nie

[dreamy knoll]

[obtuse marten]

Bro I'm about to fucking tweak

[storm whale]

what for

[woven flicker]

I feel like violence rn

[carmine venture]

Are you giving people side quests now?

[storm whale]

why not

[obtuse marten]

My mom called me on the bus, but it was too crowded so I declined. When I got off of the bus, she asked me if I was already home, and I said no. As soon as I got home, she called me to tell me that she had food at her office she wanted me to come get

She works where we live so it's not far but why couldn't she just tell me over the phone

Via text

[woven flicker]

Oh yeah I need some of y’all’s help

[indigo hull]

what's up

[obtuse marten]

Now I have to walk my ass all the way to the office

[woven flicker]

#photos-and-videos

Please tell me which is better

[full scaffold]

Afternoon jimmyhere server how we doing?

I’m going to graduate college in a week and I’ll be free from the gulags of my university

also I wish I had enough dd to post silly animations I cooked up

I’ll get there eventually!!

[woven flicker]

Roar

Chat died

[floral badge]

Does anybody know the name of that one sfx channel that has a 30 second long intro before the sound effect

cuz i cant remember it

[indigo hull]

sounds familiar but idk

[gritty temple]

You scared them with your roar

[lethal sierra]

The water splash one?

[floral badge]

YES

wait

nvm but it is like that one

[lethal sierra]

You can search it up and it will be the first result

[floral badge]

didnt end up being the one

[elfin wing]

oooh shit, hadestown in a bit over a week

[zenith charm]

I just love twilight. The moment not the movie

[elfin wing]

the twilight zone...

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

the twilight zone movie...

[coral token]

Taylor Lautner is an asshole

[elfin wing]

man I wanna watch MHA just for shigaraki

[stable canopy]

Hello everyone

[cedar arrow]

Front street

[cedar arrow]

Hes so cool dude

[prime canopy]

I miss when peace tea was 1,25$ and tax free

Now it’s like 4 dollars

[indigo hull]

if that ever happened to Arizona Tea in the US there would be anarchy

no kidding that stuff is almost always 99 cent

[woven flicker]

Yawn

[cedar arrow]

Arizona tea can never change theys price

[elfin wing]

it's 1.99 here

[cedar arrow]

This twats tag is diabolical

[indigo hull]

you know what you must do

trash the place /j

[indigo hull]

i could say the same about yours

[twin lake]

Arizona here is like 5 zl which is uhhhhh

[cedar arrow]

My tags not diabolical, its just a stupid blokes tag

[twin lake]

1.37$

[indigo hull]

not bad

[twin lake]

For a 500ml can

[drowsy bridge]

quack

[twin lake]

Plus kaucja 0.5zl (0.14$)

[indigo hull]

Oh yeah little bit of Polish history

On this day John III Sobieski became King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania

[twin lake]

Yea kingdom of Lithuania and poland

[indigo hull]

RIP Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

[drowsy bridge]

oh like the childish gambino album

[prime canopy]

There’s no Arizona ice tea here

[indigo hull]

How tragic

[wide ivy]

[storm whale]

rah

[undone cypress]

its something niche

[cedar arrow]

Niche my arse its just diabolical aint it

[dreamy knoll]

man i love fiche

[coral token]

Man I love men

[indigo hull]

“Grass is green”

[storm whale]

man I love snakes

[cedar arrow]

Man i love men, women, nonbinary’s, i love everyone

[undone cypress]

real

[dreamy knoll]

we know tables

[dreamy knoll]

you

[ashen dagger]

Hi

[indigo hull]

Half Life-Blue Shift

[dreamy knoll]

[ruby zealot]

hi stroms
hi veems
hi glaggle

[storm whale]

[ashen dagger]

[dreamy knoll]

hello muppet

[dreamy knoll]

hru stroms

[ruby zealot]

hi hgf

[ashen dagger]

Hi puppeteer

[undone cypress]

half life bull shit

[storm whale]

heyo puppet

[ashen dagger]

Im alr
Gonna watch stuff on coding soon

[indigo hull]

Thanks Bull Shit Man

[dreamy knoll]

nice

[ruby zealot]

hi noodle

[undone cypress]

ITS BULL SHIT WOMAN!

[wide ivy]

haven't seen a denki fan in a while

[indigo hull]

My fault

[undone cypress]

hi puppet

[ruby zealot]

bull shit person

[indigo hull]

True

[undone cypress]

bull shit individual

[indigo hull]

Should’ve went the gender neutral route

[languid grove]

AUGHHHHH

[ruby zealot]

SHHHHHHH SHUSH SHHHH SILENCE

[cedar arrow]

Im a fan of most mha characters tbh
My fav is def toga tho

[dreamy knoll]

imma make u pull a harold holt

[ashen dagger]

YOU

[languid grove]

Me??

[indigo hull]

That means I’ll get a swimming pool named after me

[ashen dagger]

[indigo hull]

Freakin sweet

[ashen dagger]

Get HUGGED ms maam

[languid grove]

[dreamy knoll]

yeah but they gonna put ur name on a brick

[ashen dagger]

Hopes ya feeling any bit better than earlier

[wide ivy]

togas my fav as well

[indigo hull]

[languid grove]

I am

Thank you for your concern though

[ashen dagger]

Absolutely radical

[cedar arrow]

Yeahhh hehehe
Hehehe
I love toga
Hehe
Hehe

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

High am im Glag

[ashen dagger]

Girl i got you, dms open anytime

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

get kirby'd rika

[languid grove]

[storm whale]

glaggle do you drive the Glagglemobile

[wide ivy]

[ashen dagger]

[cedar arrow]

[dreamy knoll]

uhhhhhhh no

[cedar arrow]

Who is this twat

[storm whale]

is that against the rules

[wide ivy]

[elfin wing]

yes

[storm whale]

free dd then

[cedar arrow]

Fuckin diabolical aint it

[dreamy knoll]

you

[wide ivy]

well thats not sus at all

[cedar arrow]

Ive been watching too much the boys billy butchers vocab is rubbing off on me

[dreamy knoll]

we gotta do democracy manifest for liberty

[ashen dagger]

what the fuck is a gimkit

[brisk shard]

British term

[storm whale]

it's like different kahoot

[dreamy knoll]

i think bad kahoot

[ashen dagger]

oh ok

[cedar arrow]

Like i said ive been watching too much the boys

[dreamy knoll]

you

[cedar arrow]

Its yet another kahoot/blooket clone thingamagig

[elfin wing]

got a therapy appointment but if you're still on when I get back home, I can

I gotta get more medals for warbonds

[dreamy knoll]

mayhaps depends on time zones

[elfin wing]

uh, I'll be busy for s good two or more hours so

[dreamy knoll]

oh ill be free

[elfin wing]

I should be able to play by then

also we should do sub2 at some point

[wide ivy]

yall im lowkey surpirsed the "shit yourself" dog isn't an emoji or smth

[dreamy knoll]

tmr night for me maybe cuz we can get goat in too

[elfin wing]

as long as I'm not the host (I will be launching myself)

[dreamy knoll]

i might host if not then goat

[languid grove]

(Political)

[dreamy knoll]

rika

[elfin wing]

i just want to experiment more with the buggy ass early access

[languid grove]

Veemo

[elfin wing]

why the fuck does the host influence game physics

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[dreamy knoll]

uhhh yes

[languid grove]

[elfin wing]

also if you right click while typing in a text menu, it brings up the UE menu

[languid grove]

Thanks Gurl