general

[ruby zealot]

And also Ari

[gritty temple]

I was talking about my joke goober

૮◞ ‸ ◟ ა

[ruby zealot]

Oh yeah...its disgusting

[gritty temple]

????????????????

[languid grove]

People have different comfort levels

[gritty temple]

Ough ok

My bad

[ruby zealot]

It's fine

Thanks for apologizing

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[languid grove]

Glad you communicated your discomfort

Anyway how did you like item asylum yesterday?

[indigo hull]

what the fuck is an Amsterdam

[ruby zealot]

It was fun as fuck ngl

[languid grove]

FUR REAL

[gritty temple]

It’s

[languid grove]

It makes me laugh sm

[ruby zealot]

I love the knuckleblaster

[languid grove]

I love Kentucky, bobm and the red bouncy ball

[ruby zealot]

You should've said
"furr real"
Get it?
Furr

Cause you're a cat

[languid grove]

Isn’t it spelt with one r

Fur

[ruby zealot]

No it's furr

[daring halo]

bitchirel

[languid grove]

GLAGGLE

WHO’S CORRECT

[indigo hull]

they're not chips, they're fries

[languid grove]

GLAGGLEEEEEE

[indigo hull]

nuff said

[ruby zealot]

What

[languid grove]

[daring halo]

mitchirel? bitchel.. bitchmirel bitchel.. bitchrel..

such incompatibility..

[indigo hull]

ok so what we usually call French Fries in the US they call Chips in the UK

makes sense to you? me neither

[languid grove]

You’re wrong and right

[indigo hull]

ok

[languid grove]

We have both chips and fries

[indigo hull]

ahhhh

that makes more sense

[languid grove]

Chips are thick cut

Fries are skinny queens

[ruby zealot]

THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION

[indigo hull]

i figured it was something to do with how they're cut

[languid grove]

Yuh

[indigo hull]

in the US it all just falls under a broad term

[daring halo]

wait.. but won't the thinner ones chips.. and the thick ones fries..

[indigo hull]

from shoestring to steak fries

[languid grove]

Meanwhile you guys call crisps CHIPS

WHY

[ruby zealot]

Is it fur or furr

[indigo hull]

i can't really explain that one

but we still call Pringles crisps

[daring halo]

crisps sounds too moist for chips..

[indigo hull]

whichever you feel :3

[ruby zealot]

No? It sounds too dry

[languid grove]

WDYM

[daring halo]

like a very oily crumbly chip..

[languid grove]

CRISPY
IT’S IN THE NAME

[indigo hull]

exactly

[daring halo]

maybe we just have different imaginations on words

[indigo hull]

actually i think we might call them chips because of how they're cut

potatoes sliced in thin circles and then deep fried

kinda like poker chips

[daring halo]

I guess for my little visual brains

crisps have like multiple breaking point (cr I s ps)

and chips have only like 1
(chi ps)

but this is likely unintelligible outside of my brain

I am like.. a super visual thinker

[ruby zealot]

GODDAMMIT RIKAS RIGHT IT'S FUR

[blissful oar]

you should trim your shotgun nothing bad will happen if you trim your shotgun to an illegal length

[daring halo]

I guess

[daring halo]

e.g, to remember "Rika", I remember the word "Break" and I imagine specifically a table breaking, it's so.. weird..

[blissful oar]

rika means tasty in spanish I think

or wealthy

[languid grove]

WHAT

[blissful oar]

yeah

[languid grove]

It means both apparently

[daring halo]

wow..

tasty and wealthy..

[blissful oar]

time to eat and/or sell rika

[daring halo]

such positive meaning for a name, albeit I do not know what the former meaning would entail (for a person)

[languid grove]

WHAT THE FACK

[indigo hull]

you immediately become the wealthiest person ever

[worthy viper]

[blissful oar]

Im naming my child "winner of everything ever"

[daring halo]

that's the latter's meaning..

[indigo hull]

i have already decided my first born son will have the stereotypical name of a 19th century business tycoon

[worthy viper]

Pringles?

Jk

[indigo hull]

some shit like Charles Foster Kane or John D. Rockefeller

[daring halo]

hmm..

I'm naming my child mirel 2 /j

[languid grove]

Idk what I would name my child if I had one biologically

[worthy viper]

Honestly same

Actually that’s a lie

I would name my child Josh if male bc I made a promise to my dying cousin I would name my firstborn son after him.

[gritty temple]

Mini Bagel

[languid grove]

WHAT

[ruby zealot]

Mine would be Rose or Luna or Scarlet

[gritty temple]

Grilled Cheese

[indigo hull]

my boy will be proudly called Solomon Augustus surname

[ruby zealot]

If it's a daughter

[indigo hull]

and he will hate me for it

[ruby zealot]

My son would be called John Puppet [enter last name]

[worthy viper]

O hi puppeteer

[ruby zealot]

Hi john

[worthy viper]

Hru?

[blissful oar]

mireler mirel

[gritty temple]

I am Deadlock maxxing

[languid grove]

@thin prairie MEOWWWW

[ruby zealot]

Good wbu

[worthy viper]

Bleh

[thin prairie]

WHAT DO YOU WANT

[languid grove]

MEOOWWWWWW

[gritty temple]

Downloading mods into games feels like a horrible sin but I found a Deadlock mod that gives Drifter a long coat and it just looks so cool

[autumn pendant]

🐦‍⬛

[indigo hull]

H3VR 2 is gonna be peak

[languid grove]

YOUUUUUU

[worthy viper]

gasp it’s puppy person!

[languid grove]

I know what your hair looks like

[gritty temple]

Yurp

[thin prairie]

I KNOW WHAT YOUR CHUD HANDS LOOK LIKE

[languid grove]

WOWWWW

WELL I KNOW WHAT YOUR CHUD HANDS LOOK LIKE

[thin prairie]

OK TINY TOES

[languid grove]

I WAS WEARING SHOES

THERE WERE NO TINY TOES FOR YOU TO SEE

[willow rapids]

Green

[worthy viper]

Blue

[willow rapids]

Red

[worthy viper]

Purple

[willow rapids]

Black

[indigo hull]

wait

[worthy viper]

?

[willow rapids]

?

[indigo hull]

Color Theory implies that all colors are just a theory

therefor color theoretically could not exist

[worthy viper]

Anyways

Burgandy

[blissful oar]

I got a theory theory

where people think that theory means nothing

however if you think my theory about theories means nothing you simply have a poor understanding of my theory

so the only value of theories are in those theories I consider good

theories I consider bad should not exist

[dusky river]

I ain’t reading all that

[blissful oar]

thats the best decision

[blissful oar]

damn what a cute girl!

[hollow hazel]

hi

[humble isle]

I recognize the pfp and banner methinks..

[languid grove]

It’s from a cute manga I forgot the name of

[humble isle]

Eye sea..

[indigo hull]

Icy

[left sierra]

Master Oogway

[crystal cypress]

Guys idk if you believe a god or not I got THREE math finals today in need y'all to PRAY for me with ALL YOUR HEART

My ass did NOT study

[left sierra]

Nah, you got this

[crystal cypress]

PLEASE BILLY

[left sierra]

If you believe you'll fail, you fail

[crystal cypress]

Dude I believe that I need help idk what the hell a cosine is 😭

[left sierra]

Skill issue. Now watch this drive.

⛳ 🏌️‍♀️

[crystal cypress]

Holy shit that was low-key sick

[blissful oar]

🤸‍♀️

                                      🦽🏌️‍♂️

[crystal cypress]

Not as cool

[mellow cypress]

Yooooooo...

Dude, how strong must you be to do that?

[indigo hull]

at least 5

[left sierra]

Maybe 7

[blissful oar]

over 9000

[mellow cypress]

Ahh. Yea, makes sense. I'm like 1.3

[crystal cypress]

That's too much bro you need to take a chill pill

Who are your opps????

[blissful oar]

nope Im stealing all the cortisol in this server

I got no chill

[pseudo pollen]

Bird

[blissful oar]

(idk what cortisol does)

[crystal cypress]

Byproduct of being stressed

[blissful oar]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[pseudo pollen]

Thx

[blissful oar]

WHY DID I STEAL ALL THE CORTISOL IM SO STRESSED NOW FUUUUUUUUCK

[crystal cypress]

Bro IS anxiety now

[blissful oar]

I am EVERYONE'S anxiety now

[crystal cypress]

See, this is why you don't have mixed feelings on Jimbo because this happens to you

[blissful oar]

BUT MY LIFE HAS BEEN SO GOOD EVER SINCE THE CONCEPT OF GOD, COMMUNITY AND OBJECTIVE TRUTH WAS STRIPPED FROM ME

[indigo hull]

there's leftover roast in the fridge

[crystal cypress]

I am not allowed to say "L" on its own because it could be considered spam so... L

[mellow cypress]

Thanks 👍

[blissful oar]

no its because you would reveal the identity of the world's best detective

[crystal cypress]

Batman?

[indigo hull]

Columbo?

[crystal cypress]

I so wish I could post the Luffy and Blackbeard cherry pie photo here

Guys my first finals starts now

[blissful oar]

Death note, close

[lusty gorge]

APVKEKGOSNGODENCKSNV

hi peoples

[dry stump]

Something about bread idk

[lusty gorge]

👍

[dry stump]

Hello person 👋

[lusty gorge]

Hello 🍞

[indigo hull]

Breaderick

[dry stump]

Random bread fact of the day, a baguette is a good snack and is very powerful

Can be used as a weapon

[daring halo]

i wish to be able to do art

[blissful oar]

work on it

[daring halo]

wow the wish for granted

imma post it on the art channel

[daring halo]

indeed

getting anything started is quite hard sometimes

[blissful oar]

I have some ideas for a story but I havent gotten around to writing a book or whatever about it

I dont mind sharing these ideas either honestly I just think it would be cool to see them realized

one of them is some sort of alien broodmother that landed on the planet the story takes place in and was worshipped to the point that they would feed her gold

and so she bleed aqua regia

which is basically gold dissolved in acid

[dusky river]

Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread we sell loafs. We got bread on deck bread on the floor

[mental river]

it is discord my dudes

[blissful oar]

life is like a sandwich, no matter which way you flip it, the bread always comes first...

[daring halo]

Ooo cool

[mental river]

🤤 brea

bread

[daring halo]

I'm always stuck in a state where it's hard to start something, though, I'm glad I did a doodle today to i guess slightly ease myself into the artistry of it all

[blissful oar]

you can also precipitate the gold dissolved in aqua regia using something that I think is called sodium metabisulfite

[blissful oar]

most people need to follow some sort of planified routine or otherwise they just wont advance in that field

[daring halo]

yeah

[blissful oar]

and especially these days you have to keep advancing and innovating if you want to be an artist

at the very least tinkering

I feel like in general newer generations need more tinkerers

Im not supposed to be more technologically literate than people younger than me, and yet I am

[daring halo]

I guess I don't really wanna be an artist per se

just good enough to be able to materialise my daydreams..

but yeah it's tough

[blissful oar]

Im in a similar spot I think

I think Ive got these cool ideas and concepts and it would be cool to be able to externalize them, but its hard

[daring halo]

I posted the doodle in #art , it's very rough and simple but it did feel kinda good like, making what I was thinking about real in the style I desire it in

[blissful oar]

Ive tried to do some stuff on rpg maker, and some animations and sprites

[daring halo]

mhm! that happens

[daring halo]

ooo :3

rpg maker that's cool

[blissful oar]

it was complete garbage so not really

[daring halo]

aw

[blissful oar]

I didnt put that much effort into it so, its what should be expected

some people can work differently and some people are just talented

like have you seen the shit kentaro miura was drawing at 11?

but anyway for most people you just have to grind really

[daring halo]

yeah

I guess I do retain slight experience, on stuff

just traces.. of knowledges.. eepy

[prime canopy]

MEOW !!!!

[obtuse marten]

I think I have low iron

Not very low iron, but low enough to get slightly dizzy at certain times.

[prime canopy]

go eat some plants then

[daring halo]

Cosette discord won't load your newly posted art in the art channel for me it's so cruel..

[obtuse marten]

Fuck no

[indigo hull]

hey, dont let the zombies on your lawn

[obtuse marten]

I'll never eat my vegetables

You can kill me before that happens

[prime canopy]

so sad :(

[daring halo]

omg it's kit and jschlatt ball guy

[bleak warren]

there are good vegetables

[obtuse marten]

NO

[indigo hull]

consume your veggies Trey

[daring halo]

coolsies

[blissful oar]

I once did peas with mint and lemon and they were delicious but everyone else hated them

[blissful oar]

I feel like people have preconceived notions about food and if you break them they automatically think its bad because its different

or maybe my taste has matured because I used to hate liver and now I absolutely love liver

I still hate kidneys tho

[coral token]

you're so mature and different

[blissful oar]

but they can work very well in a blend

[coral token]

😲

[blissful oar]

nugget biscuit nugget in a biscuit

[humble isle]

Time to do literally nothing for five hours :p

[blissful oar]

I love eating ears 🙂

and chicken feet too

[pliant flame]

.

[obtuse marten]

NO

I HATE EM

[prime canopy]

fruits then

[pliant flame]

Want half a mounds bar?

[obtuse marten]

Sure

[prime canopy]

anything that takes minerals from the ground

[obtuse marten]

NO

[indigo hull]

by that logic, eat rocks

[obtuse marten]

Nope

[coral token]

you can put a snickers on the ground and let it soak

[pliant flame]

Ice & salt are both technically edible rocks

[obtuse marten]

Thales, this is the

Bworst idea I've ever heard.

[coral token]

50/50

[indigo hull]

this is the werstle game i ever played

[blissful oar]

you can drag a loaf of bread on guy fieri to go to flavortown

[coral token]

guy fieri can't cook, he only eats

[coral token]

a smidge too early

[brisk shard]

A SMUDGE too early!

Har har har! Am I right guys

[coral token]

no you're left

[brisk shard]

Oh

[coral token]

because you LEFT this chat after that joke

[blissful oar]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

[brisk shard]

HAR HAR HAR!!!

[drowsy bridge]

Har har har har har

[indigo hull]

nights at fredd

[drowsy bridge]

There’s a cool guard at my school who I greet with “happy new year!” Or any other holiday

He does the same thing back

[daring halo]

mm, intriguing phenomenon where sometimes I just, don't comprehend I made the thing, immediately after making it, just doesn't feel real

[daring halo]

oh happy new year

[blissful oar]

Im gonna mirel you

[daring halo]

AGHHRH

[blissful oar]

get mireled

[daring halo]

achkk aghh ourghh urghhg uhhf uh .. h...h.hh..

[indigo hull]

the h

[blissful oar]

sent to the mirel dimension

[coral token]

interesting convo

[daring halo]

hai I'm alive

[crystal cypress]

Reminds me of that time I was sent to Dr stranges mirror dimension, he left me in there for like 11 hours, the fractals were pretty but I kept getting scattered and reconstituted through the fourth dimension

[daring halo]

there's not really a proper convo yet it seems

[twin lake]

[bleak warren]

i'm never too early

[blissful oar]

my politics are, destroy the sun, pollute the environment, and melt the glaciers

[daring halo]

I think the word's supposed to be smidge

wait nvm that was like, a joke

[twin lake]

Mhm

[blissful oar]

Im a climate change accelerationist

it makes sense really, if you change the climate enough it has to eventually revert to working as usual

[daring halo]

.. how are you gonna melt the glaciers.. if the sun is gone

[blissful oar]

well thats where nukes come in

[indigo hull]

thats...not how that works

[daring halo]

indeed

[blissful oar]

nuke antarctica

[daring halo]

no nuking..

[indigo hull]

what if we nuke YOU?

[blissful oar]

I am trying to jokingly come up with the worst political position ever

and Im still far from pol pot's cambodia...

[twin lake]

[indigo hull]

[coral token]

good thing we don't do police sticks here.

[gritty temple]

Hungery

[twin lake]

[daring halo]

...

a refrigerator

huh

[bleak warren]

[indigo hull]

Kingdom of Hungary

Austria-Hungary

[twin lake]

Learn cyberbullying in bulgarian in 4 months

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[bleak warren]

a whole kindom where people are hungry? where's the damn food?

[gritty temple]

In my bellay

[indigo hull]

idk but congrats on Pennsylvania for coming out as Trans

[daring halo]

whattt.. variants..

[indigo hull]

we support you Translyvania

[daring halo]

TwT...

[gritty temple]

Bleh bleh bleh

I’m gonna suck your blood and also all your capri suns

[bleak warren]

there are some servers i used to be in that have more

[coral token]

from afar i thought that heart was a thong

[daring halo]

that's funny, I would have thought the fridge pepe is a very obscure variant exclusive to this server

[twin lake]

This is a
dear god
Theres more
no

[daring halo]

??!!!

[bleak warren]

i've seen one with boobs

[coral token]

😮

[humble isle]

Schlorp

[twin lake]

[daring halo]

such.. randomly obscene variant

well no obscene, what's the word..

unexpected

[indigo hull]

no no, obscene is correct

[daring halo]

such desire to slumber..

yet I feel as if, to fall asleep is to miss out on opportunity to do things..

[daring halo]

heheh

so eepy..

young shelodon..

🛌

[bleak warren]

bazinga

[indigo hull]

our whole universe was in a hot, dense state

[blissful oar]

they would execute you for wearing glasses

[indigo hull]

wait if sent the meme of that over the two Luigis would that get me bopped for copyright?

[blissful oar]

not an exaggeration or an isolated incident that was actual policy

[daring halo]

then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started

[blissful oar]

I love that memes about pol pot arent even jokes

its just his face and some caption like "I killed a lot of people"

[reef zealot]

Wait

[humble isle]

Waiting..

[languid grove]

WHAT

[daring halo]

the earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool ..

that part of the lyrics doesn't..

make much sense to me

wouldn't the heterotroph be the.. drooling one?

[indigo hull]

i was about to bring that up too

[reef zealot]

Im doing evil things

[bleak warren]

is our totally wholesome and innocent mod thales having impure thoughts? how could he ever do such a thing?

[indigo hull]

how evil?

[reef zealot]

Very

[daring halo]

blue...

[languid grove]

No no, THALES?? IMPURE THOUGHTS?? never.

[plush furnace]

how Gaggle

[coral token]

How could I

[indigo hull]

so >:3

[languid grove]

He would never think about a thong

[coral token]

Suddenly I'm thinking about holding hands with a man

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

….

[indigo hull]

impure thoughts

[plush furnace]

sonion ring😭

[languid grove]

This is too inappropriate Thales, I will have to inform Blank about this.

[coral token]

You wouldn't

[bleak warren]

well as long as you're not doing the thing where the fingers are together 😳

[languid grove]

SMUDGE

[bleak warren]

IM SORRY

[languid grove]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[daring halo]

.. this chat is very funny

[daring halo]

haiii hii

[indigo hull]

take it to the den guys smh my head

[plush furnace]

how spicy🔥

[languid grove]

Jesus Christ

[daring halo]

jeesum crepes....

[languid grove]

You bunch of sinners

[bleak warren]

i mean, yeah

[plush furnace]

i didnt say nuthin bro

[blissful oar]

I play board games ||on the floor||

[languid grove]

Next you’re going to flash your ankles

[ashen dagger]

Ill sin as much as id like Rika

[bleak warren]

if there's a hell i have many, many strikes, i am for sure going there

[languid grove]

AAAAAAAA

[daring halo]

sinners, such silly word..

[languid grove]

I totally haven’t shown my ankles before

[plush furnace]

me too

[drowsy bridge]

My friend loves that movie!

[ashen dagger]

Im going to SUPER HELL Smudge

[bleak warren]

alright that's it, jail

[blissful oar]

I once saw a woman so fat, that the fat from her ankles touched the ground before her actual feet did

[languid grove]

NAURRRR

[blissful oar]

I dont know how people get THAT fat

[daring halo]

TwT..

[drowsy bridge]

Thanks for sharing?😭

[plush furnace]

"Thats it, get in the cell"

[daring halo]

thanks for sharing

[bleak warren]

hm yes chat is very chat

[indigo hull]

Chatium Ore

[daring halo]

I'm SO going to heaven....

[blissful oar]

this chat is made of chat

[ashen dagger]

It could be worse

[languid grove]

I’m happy you felt safe and comfortable enough to tell us this… I guess…

[ashen dagger]

Yo what is my fat ass fucking cat doing

[indigo hull]

you have a point

[plush furnace]

"I struck chatium!"

[bleak warren]

i prefer not to think about that

[indigo hull]

we could be dying in the trenches of the Western Front

[drowsy bridge]

A bit of a jump

[daring halo]

such stimulating chat..

[languid grove]

I’m having Mac n cheese today

[blissful oar]

we could be spongebob boiling in a pot of sponge

[bleak warren]

i love the mackened cheeze...

[plush furnace]

"stimulating" such a big vocabulary

[languid grove]

YUM

I need to learn how to cook more though

[indigo hull]

what do you know about my guy August von Mackensen?

[ashen dagger]

Do you have sausages to pair with it

[indigo hull]

the Last Hussar

[languid grove]

But damn ingredients are so expensive

[plush furnace]

sausages w cheese inside

[daring halo]

.. I personally think it is merely a normal word.. infact it's used quite often!

[bleak warren]

uhhh they named a month after him?

[languid grove]

Naur :(

[indigo hull]

no that was Augustus silly

[ashen dagger]

:(((
Dw ill make sausages for you to pair with the mac

[plush furnace]

Augustus gloop

[indigo hull]

i think actually I dont know

[languid grove]

YAYYY

[ashen dagger]

[languid grove]

Rn I just live off ready meals which definitely isn’t good

[daring halo]

the headache of it all

[ashen dagger]

Yikes tbh

[indigo hull]

ok yeah it was named after Augustus

[blissful oar]

I am craving a spinach pizza for tonight 😋

[daring halo]

blergh..

[blissful oar]

its delicious

[languid grove]

Wow, Smudge out historied you

Pack it up Glaggle

[daring halo]

I don't doubt you

[indigo hull]

what no?

[daring halo]

I was merely

dying

[bleak warren]

i think you that read wrong

[languid grove]

Nvm I misread

[plush furnace]

vegtables on pizza

[languid grove]

[humble isle]

Thank you for the galaxy

[blissful oar]

this one is basically just tomato sauce, cheese and spinach

[bleak warren]

it's mario's galaxy we just live in it

[indigo hull]

in the original 10 month Roman calendar it was known as Sextilis

[blissful oar]

I like adding a bit of black pepper on top too after its cooked

[indigo hull]

and was the sixth month of the year

[plush furnace]

sounds actually bareable

[bleak warren]

nobody nowadays would take that name seriously

[blissful oar]

I like mushroom pizza a bit more but its a close second

[indigo hull]

unfortunately

[blissful oar]

I LOOOOVE mushrooms....

[indigo hull]

and July was also named after Julius Caesar

[daring halo]

makes sens

[bleak warren]

why is the mushroom always invited to parties? because he's a fungi

[daring halo]

it's like sextagon ... wait.... that's not the nam

[languid grove]

[daring halo]

?? is it not sextagon godh

[languid grove]

THE EWHAT

[plush furnace]

why is the mushroom a good place to live, cuz it has MUCHroom!
-# what am i doing

[bleak warren]

hexagon?

[daring halo]

OH

[drowsy bridge]

Y’all ever watch Nile green?

[daring halo]

yes omg what what's the

[drowsy bridge]

Well he’s Mr. Green guy now

[daring halo]

the bite into sodium guy I assume..

[drowsy bridge]

Yeah

[indigo hull]

we could not normalize the Latin language today

because of how many silly words there are in it

[bleak warren]

yerp

[plush furnace]

is there Nile purple? I wanna watch purple

[daring halo]

I thought, wait, hex, uhh ,ugrh

[bleak warren]

it depends

[humble isle]

I’m so bored..

[indigo hull]

hi so bored

[daring halo]

I see

[plush furnace]

we are all bored

[languid grove]

Lalalala

[bleak warren]

sometimes things with six things are hex, sometimes they're.... thing that rhymes with hex

[drowsy bridge]

Potassium duck, chloroform in his house, acids at home, napalm in his back yard etc

[daring halo]

I thight that's a cat

[languid grove]

No it’s a sea cat

[drowsy bridge]

My favorite YouTuber

[daring halo]

yyeah

[plush furnace]

its a crocodile

[languid grove]

A seal

[reef zealot]

Evil things are not working the way i imagined but its okay

[drowsy bridge]

My goat

[daring halo]

I see..

[indigo hull]

i watched a video where someone did the Egyptian mummification process on a chicken

to see if it was tasty

[daring halo]

is it a different language of origin? like one is roman and one is latin or something..

[drowsy bridge]

We did that in one of our classes in like 1st grade

[bleak warren]

i'm not entirely sure about that

[drowsy bridge]

It wasn’t pleasant

[bleak warren]

not super good at origin stuff

english is... complicated. a lot of our words come from other languages, but aren't said the same as other languages

[indigo hull]

I think its interchangeable

[bleak warren]

and we have a lot of rules and bend them constantly

[daring halo]

mmmyes

English does have a funky thing with pronunciation

[indigo hull]

more than likely Latin originated from Etruscan

[daring halo]

in that you have to listen to how a thing is pronounced to know how it's pronounced..

instead of using like idk, silly indicators like

[drowsy bridge]

My mother has been listening to audiobooks recently

She’s currently listening to my summer reading, I am not excited for this😭

[daring halo]

ah.. symbols

[daring halo]

oo

[daring halo]

I see

[bleak warren]

out of curiosity, is english not your first language? i have a few friends who learned english from using the internet

[drowsy bridge]

We’ve had like 1 book that I genuinely enjoyed reading so far. 2 of them were tolerable, and I severely disliked the other 2

[daring halo]

English is not my first language indeed, but personally it is kind of a.. pseudo-first language for me, in that I absorbed it early from watching YouTube, and I speak it naturally in my mind :3

[bleak warren]

ah, ok

[blissful oar]

I learned english through alchemical transmutation of my brain matter

[daring halo]

also makes me suck at, English the subject because..

I don't know any of the theories and the rules

[bleak warren]

you're also doing the same thing my friends did, speaking english more formally than most people do

more intelligently

[gritty temple]

Dw English is my first language and I don’t either

[daring halo]

oooh, wow, that's an intriguing pattern :3

[languid grove]

Meow

[blissful oar]

MA THERES A SCARY CAT OUTSIDE

[celest inlet]

Hey

[languid grove]

MA THE UGLY ASS CAT IS BACK

[celest inlet]

Yeet

[daring halo]

heheh, yeah I assume like.. people who have English as their first language speak it more instinctively, instead of being bound by rules, but people who formally learned English does otherwise

[bleak warren]

that seems to be the case

[blissful oar]

I have talked with british people its incomprehensible

I dont know how they understand each other

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[bleak warren]

my family is what you'd call "rednecks" and unless you're around them a lot you only understand half of what they're saying

[daring halo]

ahh! the barkings

[indigo hull]

can confirm

[daring halo]

so aggressive..

[daring halo]

ooh, interesting, I have little to no idea what that term means

[bleak warren]

i grew out of it but i can still switch into talking like them at will

[bleak warren]

americans from the southern part of the country, rural, usually poor

[daring halo]

oh my god that is a horrifying looking cat

[indigo hull]

Southern/Appalachians

[daring halo]

ah, I see

[languid grove]

I’m so hungry

[blazing trout]

Do you recon angels can turn into birds?

Like everywhere you go, there are birds except for WAAAAY off shore in oceans where humanity doesn’t live. And flightless birds are fallen angels which is why they seem to have more violent tendencies rather then regular birds?

[humble isle]

Eat a peach

[bleak warren]

i thought birds were government spy cameras

[indigo hull]

no they just don't exist at all

mass hysteria

[gritty temple]

Epic concept

Mildly insane but I forgive ya

[daring halo]

I assume it's because plenty common species birds has started to rely on human settlement to scavenge food from..

[languid grove]

Wdym they are

[gritty temple]

My friend has two government spies as pets

[blazing trout]

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m unmedicated

[woven flicker]

🐎

[daring halo]

like all birds? or some birds?..

[gritty temple]

Godspeed

[languid grove]

There’s so many things you need to buy when moving out that I haven’t even thought about

[daring halo]

like did the government created birds solely just to spy on us or.. were there birds beforehand

[bleak warren]

start making a list of everything you use every day

[languid grove]

True I need to do that

[hidden light]

I got matching bite mark tattoos with my fiance yesterday

[bleak warren]

towels, kitchen utensils, toilet paper

[daring halo]

interesting

[bleak warren]

etc etc

[indigo hull]

i think my first tattoo will be the glaggle face

[languid grove]

Smudge when did you first move out on your own

I’m curious

[daring halo]

🛏️ I'll hit the bed

good night everyo

[indigo hull]

ay what did that bed do to you?

[bleak warren]

2015, i was 19, almost 20

[languid grove]

DAYUM

[gritty temple]

Damn and I ain’t even got a job yet

[languid grove]

Bet it was easier back then too

[bleak warren]

ehhh not that much easier

[indigo hull]

i'm unemployed too dw

[gritty temple]

Bwoof

[bleak warren]

and i was terrible at it and barely scraped by until i moved in with wifey

[languid grove]

Awe

[daring halo]

is bwoof like a bark-? or is it some other noise /genq

[bleak warren]

yeah it's like a bark

[indigo hull]

at least you are here now

[daring halo]

ahh..

[bleak warren]

man i could write a hell of a story about my family and my journey to get where i am now

but that's been done so many times

and i'm not good at writing anything longer than a paragraph

[indigo hull]

nah if anything Autobiographies have fallen on the wayside of history

[languid grove]

You never mention your family so I’m assuming it’s bad

[bleak warren]

yeah

[bleak warren]

short version is they are the kind of people who would not like the person i have become

[languid grove]

Like Zoinks Scoob

[harsh stirrup]

Yo is anyone tell me sum shit to draw I am at a blank

[indigo hull]

i could assume such from context clues

[daring halo]

perhaps I may be simply.. sensitive, when looking at creatures, but this cat.. so frightening.. the eyes...

[languid grove]

Well everyone else likes who you are now and they’re poopyheads

[languid grove]

In the original video he smelt fart spray

[bleak warren]

it honestly really sucks not talking to them anymore but i think i can safely say it's better for me and them if i don't

[languid grove]

That’s very sad but at least you have your chosen family !!

[daring halo]

what cruel being would put a cat through that.. that's so mean..

[bleak warren]

ah yeah they make me so happy :3

[harsh stirrup]

I cannot think of nun this is the only public server I’m in that has an active chat, give me sum to draw bro please 🙏

[gritty temple]

IM GONNA EAT A SANDWICH

[indigo hull]

whimsymaxxing (fucking kill me)

[gritty temple]

Draw Silver from Deadlock because I am in love with her /nf

[bleak warren]

how about, since you're here, something with Jimmy in it?

or Kermie

[daring halo]

oki..

[languid grove]

I’ve been playing aac recently so it would be cool if you designed one of your ocs if they were different classes like mage, warrior, priest etc

[harsh stirrup]

I’ll check out the game I’ve never heard of it

[harsh stirrup]

Thats a good idea

[gritty temple]

It’s so peak AAAUAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH AAAAA

[languid grove]

How whimsical of you Glaggle

[gritty temple]

You need an invite though but the Deadlock community server got a channel for that

[harsh stirrup]

My damn wifi aint letting me use my browser omg 💔

[gritty temple]

Trolled

[indigo hull]

im gonna be 100% i am a fraud

i put on the mascot costume of a theme park promoting pure whimsy and even I suck at producing it

[harsh stirrup]

I’m going with the jimmy idea cause I cannot get me a reference photo of that deadlock character 😭

Ok bye chat, thanks for the help

[gritty temple]

Ruff

[bleak warren]

random question, have you considered being a history teacher or maybe, trying to make videos about history?

[indigo hull]

oh very much so

if i were to go to college I would major in history

[languid grove]

Glaggle would be the easiest vtuber model to make

[indigo hull]

Nah if anything I could just do poorly drawn cartoons like Sam O’Nella

Anyway they chopped off Anne Boleyn’s head today

[dry fern]

Mmmm music of my hyperfixation

:3

[woven flicker]

Maybe I should vtube

[indigo hull]

Also officially the Commonwealth of Great Britain was formed by Act of Parliament

[dry fern]

I love being outside of my therapy and singing a song sung by two gay demons

:3

[indigo hull]

For the next 11 years Britain would be a republic

Napoleon Bonaparte set sail for his Invasion of Egypt

And John Franklin set sail for his Ill-fated expedition to the Canadian Arctic

[gritty temple]

I’m one of those things

[lusty gorge]

Habingus

Shimmy shimmy ay shimmy ay shimmy ya

Swlalala

[indigo hull]

Baja Bong later

[dry fern]

I’m gay

I wish I had someone to be gay with, but alas, I am lonely and single. That’s ok though! I’m not gonna be lonely forever… hopefully!

[indigo hull]

Be there or be squared

[dry fern]

[gritty temple]

Who needs dating when you have a sandwich

[dry fern]

Real tho

[indigo hull]

But can he grill a cheese?

[lusty gorge]

OH SHIT YEAH I FORGOT ABT THAT

[gritty temple]

Mmmmmmmm

[lusty gorge]

wait Glaggle what time is the Baja Bong

[bleak warren]

the what now

[indigo hull]

Maybe like a few hours

[lusty gorge]

Bet

As long as it's before my sleep study

[dry fern]

Okkk i gotta go back to therapy

😭✌️

[indigo hull]

I’ve been dared to replace bong water with Mountain Dew Baja Blast

[dry fern]

Bye chat! Love u all /plat

[dry stump]

Did someone say Baja blast?

I love Baja blast

[lusty gorge]

Yes

[bleak warren]

mmm baja blast

[lusty gorge]

We all love Baja blast

[dry fern]

I want bong and Baja blast

[dry stump]

I been buying whole cases of it

[dry fern]

:(

[reef zealot]

[indigo hull]

I’ll mail it to you

[dry fern]

BET

[lusty gorge]

[dry fern]

gigglez

[dry stump]

Bong blast

[dry fern]

Ok I really gotta go now. Bye! ❤️❤️❤️✨💐

[lusty gorge]

Sounds like a shitty mobile game

[dry stump]

See you later person 👋

[indigo hull]

It does

[lusty gorge]

Buh bye

[indigo hull]

What would that gameplay be like?

[dry stump]

Oh yes it reminds of that game where you shoot balls and you got this cannon in the middle

[lusty gorge]

Just a rapper zoinked out of their mind blasting different colored weed balls

[indigo hull]

Lmao

[dry stump]

Your cannon is the bong

That’s a real game actually I played a long time ago

[lusty gorge]

Different people give you different buffs

[dry stump]

But it was like this frog statue

[lusty gorge]

I only got Abt 3 minutes left to chat

[indigo hull]

Snoop Dogg is the final boss

[dry stump]

3 minutes of yapping

[lusty gorge]

Snoop Dogg is a Cerberus but the heads are his face

[dry stump]

Yeah I’m almost done with my break time

[reef zealot]

Duplication

[dry stump]

Except the only time I’m not chatting is when I’m walking

[lusty gorge]

Mitosis

[indigo hull]

Meiosis

[dry stump]

Oh no, they are duplicating

[lusty gorge]

[dry stump]

[indigo hull]

It will breach containment soon

[lusty gorge]

Spon

[indigo hull]

I have no idea why it’s in my autocorrect

[lusty gorge]

Aight time to go

Bye chat

[dry stump]

Reminds me of when free spoons were handed out

See ya 👋

Speaking of spoons… I might go eat cereal with a fork

[snow shoal]

BOOMBA

[dry stump]

[snow shoal]

How do I post stuff for his ylyl vids?

[humble isle]

Did you read the rules

[snow shoal]

Yes

[dry stump]

you know the rules and so do I

[humble isle]

They tell you what to do

[pallid socket]

I think I should have permission to kill one Facebook user every day

Because why do people join spider and snake identification groups only to comment “KILL IT”

[humble isle]

Forget the Facebook part, I just wanna kill people I don’t like

This is a joke

But I do wanna strangle them.

[dry stump]

[pallid socket]

And then they get upset with me when I say “if you don’t know shit about spiders then don’t comment”

“Omg it’s a brown recluse” and it’s a jumping spider. You know, the spiders that are actively friendly to humans

[indigo hull]

That’s sad

It shouldn’t be that hard to find the difference between the two

Based on appearances alone

[dry stump]

Woah I wouldn’t wanna get on anyone’s bad side

[crystal cypress]

Honestly spiders just freak me out. You could have a spider that's literally just a png on a screen and low res but I'll just panic

Only thing I'm scared of

Like at all

[gritty temple]

Jumping spiders are so cute tho

[indigo hull]

I like tarantulas but I couldn’t own one

[gritty temple]

You can’t tell me you don’t wanna give one of em a lil’ kiss on the head

[crisp merlin]

aye

[dry stump]

I don’t know much about spiders, but I kinda just allow them to be there, so they can hunt the bugs

[crystal cypress]

Because they're the least spidery spiders.
They've got short lil stubby legs and fuzzy little faces with itty bitty mandibles

[gritty temple]

Harvestmen ain’t bad too even tho they’re arachnids

[pallid socket]

And it was literally not even a brown jumping spider. Like it was yellow and orange and green. And this person is saying “ok Karen, I was bit by a brown recluse once”

[crystal cypress]

I don't know that one and I'm not looking them up either just in case

[gritty temple]

Daddy long legs

They can’t bite you at all or do anything

[pallid socket]

There’s three different species referred to as daddy long legs

Two are spiders one is the harvestman

[gritty temple]

LALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU

[crystal cypress]

Well I'm not scared of them because you blow on them and they dissolve like tissue in a hurricane

[pallid socket]

Arachnids are friends

[crystal cypress]

Such fragile creatures

[gritty temple]

They’re funny but skitter too quick

[pallid socket]

Spiders, scorpions, etc

[gritty temple]

I try to hold one and then it crawls all up on me so I can’t sit down in fear of crushing it

[pallid socket]

Ticks are also in that bunch but obviously not beneficial to have in your home

[languid grove]

Meow

[pallid socket]

Still important creatures

[gritty temple]

bruff

[gritty temple]

KILL ALL TICKS !!!!!

[languid grove]

Just be nice to bugs idk why that’s so hard

[humble isle]

Rika is also not beneficial to have in your home.

[languid grove]

Ouch

[gritty temple]

Ticks are mean to my little kitty

[pallid socket]

No

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

That’s a fat lie

[indigo hull]

They also spread diseasles

[languid grove]

WHERE DID THAT EGG COME FROM

[pallid socket]

Simple solution: keep your cat inside

[gritty temple]

She brings joy and whimsy

[gritty temple]

She is technically a stray

[crystal cypress]

I can do scorpions, snakes, centipedes, hell once I held I 25ft boa constrictor and wore it around my shoulders like a scarf... But spiders??? ONLY thing I fear besides death itself

[humble isle]

She will steal all of your food and pick fights with your house cat!!

[pallid socket]

Ticks are still vital to the environment

[wintry leaf]

Birds are Not real

[languid grove]

I agree

[pallid socket]

No animal can be completely wiped out without massive consequences to the ecosystem

[languid grove]

You speak facts Ilikechubbywomen

[gritty temple]

Ticks are bald

[crystal cypress]

Oh yeah? What about this one???? They took my middle finger emoji 😔

[wintry leaf]

Thanks
Personally I never saw a sleeping Bird

Therefore they can’t exist

[wintry leaf]

🖕

[crystal cypress]

MODS DO SOMETHING THIS CANNOT STANF

Oh...

[crystal cypress]

Mods confiscate their right hand

[wintry leaf]

Good thing I’m Left handed

[silent flume]

@bleak warren @marsh lichen where can i report a discord member for scamming?

[wintry leaf]

[bleak warren]

someone in your DMs?

[crystal cypress]

Did... Did krys just get instaban?

No?

[silent flume]

yep

[bleak warren]

can you send me a screen of it

[crystal cypress]

I watched that reaction show up with their messages and I thought they were shot through the screen

[indigo hull]

yeah lmao

first time i've seen the bot do that

[crystal cypress]

Prolly cause they pinged a mod huh?

[lethal sierra]

Does that when auros is pinged

[bleak warren]

i think it's because Auros got pinged

[indigo hull]

makes sense

[crystal cypress]

Also what the hell lacey why did you ban hammer me???

[wintry leaf]

Yall Need a haircut

[crystal cypress]

Question or statement

[wintry leaf]

Demand

[lethal sierra]

No I don't

[indigo hull]

we're not speaking French here bud

[crystal cypress]

☹️

But my long hair kicks ass :(

[wintry leaf]

Suck ass that is

[humble isle]

You’re banned.

[crystal cypress]

Wait

[wintry leaf]

I will lace your Next Candy with brussel sprouts and raisins

[crystal cypress]

I'VE BEEN IN THIS SERVER LONGER THAN BOTH OF YOU

Lacey got here August of 23, I got here APRIL of 23!

HA!

[languid grove]

Awh man you’ve been here longer than me too

[crystal cypress]

Holy shit I've been here longer than smudge too

[humble isle]

Smudge has left and rejoined like three times

[languid grove]

Smudge left and rejoined I think

[bleak warren]

yup

[languid grove]

Guys why are plates and bowls so expensive

[crystal cypress]

Oh I see

[crystal cypress]

Big dish wants to sell more glass

[bleak warren]

i first joined in january 2022

[languid grove]

AUGHHHH

[crystal cypress]

Unc

[humble isle]

Gotta make the renewables pricey

[zinc frigate]

❌

[wintry leaf]

Not really a flex

[zinc frigate]

She’s aunt actually

[crystal cypress]

Oh my bad

[crystal cypress]

Aunt

[bleak warren]

based on the average age of this server i'm probably more like a grandma

[humble isle]

Tell us a story!!

[crystal cypress]

Oh I've got one! Once I went to Walmart and bought eggs

They were evil eggs

[bleak warren]

once there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone died. the end

[crystal cypress]

My story better

Please don't ban me

[bleak warren]

lmao

[wintry leaf]

Man im bored
Im gonna take a pee in my local gyms sink

[bleak warren]

i don't think we needed to know that

[sharp ledge]

Nope

[wintry leaf]

Too Bad

[crystal cypress]

I wanna change my name color but I'm too poor 🥀

[humble isle]

Explodes from lack of stimulation for baby adhd brain

[lusty gorge]

Shimmy shimmy ay shimmy ay shimmy ya

[crystal cypress]

I get an average of 2-3 dingus dollars per message. If I am at 619 dingus dollars. Approximately how many messages would I need to send to get my colour role changed?

[bleak warren]

john thinks he knows the system

buddy, even I don't know the system

[wintry leaf]

Minus 2 this man

[crystal cypress]

Y'all I just want a red username

I'm currently plotting out messages in order to get a scatter plot made to find the ACTUAL average of points you get from messages, I shall figure out the system

[wintry leaf]

My dude
Mee6 is always 25xp per Minute

Always has been always will

[ashen dagger]

We dont use xp

[bleak warren]

nah we don't use mee6

[ashen dagger]

That too

[crystal cypress]

We got jimmybot

[bleak warren]

we have our own bot

[languid grove]

[ashen dagger]

YOU

[languid grove]

ME??

[humble isle]

The system is that the mods just assign a random number to everyone every 20 minutes.

[crystal cypress]

WHO

[ashen dagger]

BETTER BE HAVING A GOOD DAY

[languid grove]

I’m trying, I’m feeling kinda sad though

[ashen dagger]

[languid grove]

[ashen dagger]

You got this Rika bestie

[languid grove]

Thanks gurl

[unreal kiln]

Oh my god bruuuh school drama got me feeling like the ultimate villain rn

[languid grove]

I’m just pouring myself into anything I can to not think about Y’know who

[ashen dagger]

Yeah i understand

[humble isle]

School Indulger

[ashen dagger]

If youd like i can introduce you to a silly game

[indigo hull]

you can always browse Wikipedia's list of unusual deaths

[crystal cypress]

The system gives me 1-3 dingus dollars with the bell curve leaning towards 1. Unsure how message link affects dingus dollar allowance. So I will be telling you about how I went to red lobster last night and got endless shrimp, and had 4 servings of large amounts of shrimp so I could get my 25 dollars worth of shrimp

[indigo hull]

always makes me chuckle

[ashen dagger]

Thats a real thing??

[languid grove]

Is it free to play?

[indigo hull]

indeed it is

[crystal cypress]

Message length does not affect dd gain

[ashen dagger]

Yeah! Especially for being a mobile game headquartered in JAPAN of all things

[bleak warren]

i wanted a $3 game but my steam account has $1.50

[languid grove]

Oooh what’s the game

[humble isle]

I can give you all 42 steam cents to my name.

[ashen dagger]

The Battle Cats
More commonly referred to as Battle Cats though

[bleak warren]

i don't think you can actually do that

[humble isle]

You can’t. Steam hates generosity..

[ashen dagger]

Which set of articles is the funniest

[unreal kiln]

Who wants it?

[languid grove]

Oh I’ve heard of that game

[ashen dagger]

[crystal cypress]

Id offer to gift it but I've got 2.89 😭

[bleak warren]

nah it's good lol

[indigo hull]

definitely the later ones

19th/20th century since they're the most well documented

[bleak warren]

i only ask people for steam games/steam money for like my birthday or christmas

[ashen dagger]

I think Anniversary should be around the corner, it's basically a good headstart to the beginners

[unreal kiln]

I've got no money and can't gift it sorry

[ashen dagger]

How about 21st century

[bleak warren]

i wasn't saying that so someone would buy it

[crystal cypress]

Gifts can be given outside holidays

[indigo hull]

that too

[unreal kiln]

Why is smudge making everyone send her $6?

[bleak warren]

IM NOT OMG

[ashen dagger]

Duuuude the first three shown 😭

[humble isle]

I heard Smudge begged for 20 bucks in Jimmyhere general.

[craggy fog]

Connecticut is not real

[ashen dagger]

A STEGOSAURUS???

[bleak warren]

[crystal cypress]

Sorry smudge I don't just have 50 dollars to give away...

[unreal kiln]

Have a friend in Connecticut who got chased by a ghost on call walking home from work

[craggy fog]

Then split it into ones

[crystal cypress]

Hush child

[craggy fog]

I am a grown man

[unreal kiln]

Nobody send smudge any money

[bleak warren]

bro's profile says 28 💀

[unreal kiln]

That's ten years older than the oldest person ever

[languid grove]

[tired temple]

28 years older than GOOGLE and google launched in 1998 😭

[bleak warren]

wait....

[unreal kiln]

If he's 28 he'd also be older than google

Calm down it's not that crazy

[ashen dagger]

[bleak warren]

there's no way that guy is 56

[crystal cypress]

You are all my children... Except @fallow osprey, she's just like someone I hang out w sometimes.

Thought you could follow me here and me not notice???

[humble isle]

I don’t think we have a 50 year old everyone

[unreal kiln]

Wait so you're older than 56

How is that possible

[fallow osprey]

Huh

[bleak warren]

i guess we're a retirement home now

[elfin wing]

what in the absolute fuck is that name

[bleak warren]

can we have bingo on wednesday?

[unreal kiln]

Ninety people showed up at the same time who are these persons

And why are they all over the age of 56

[sharp ledge]

I misread as chicken, I am not beating the bird allegations