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bleak warren
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dr squatch makes the most overpriced "for mens" hygiene products and they're very popular in america

dry stump
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So we started calling the sewage truck a taco truck

languid grove
daring halo
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truly, citrus fresh vs raging hungry bear scent

narrow atlas
coral token
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raw steak scent

dry stump
bleak warren
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i have concluded in my research that a lot of American men are so insecure that they need to be told things are for men or they won't use them

languid grove
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So true

blissful oar
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its no wonder theyre insecure, they get shit on for doing anything

drowsy bridge
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Hello chat

dry stump
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I wear secret deodorant

languid grove
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If a man uses products that are usually targeted at women then that is such a green flag for me

languid grove
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Like yes durl use that dove body wash

dry stump
daring halo
narrow atlas
bleak warren
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i'm not shitting on men, i'm saying them needing their own things is absurd

blissful oar
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oh youre not shitting on men, I didnt say you were, I just said its no wonder theyre insecure

quiet basalt
dry stump
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Get the 7 in one men’s shampoo 💀

bleak warren
blissful oar
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because they get shit on for basically doing anything

indigo hull
bleak warren
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please explain that because i don't see it

quiet basalt
narrow atlas
blissful oar
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enjoy the wrong thing, approach the wrong person, hell think the wrong thing even

bleak warren
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?

daring halo
bleak warren
blissful oar
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at least with young men

dry stump
blissful oar
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you enjoy anything and theres always people going "ugh" yknow

languid grove
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The only men’s thing I buy is their razors cuz it’s cheaper

bleak warren
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a lot of men are getting shit because they're used to having things their way and don't like to be told no

languid grove
drowsy bridge
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Let’s not make generalized assumptions about any large group that can differ from culture to culture

dry stump
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Like what do you mean it cures my depression? ScreamingcatB

quiet basalt
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I don’t mind that stuff, the issue is when people rely on it all the time and they end up smelling quite.. bad

drowsy bridge
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There now we’re all happy or something

dry stump
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Yes I’m happy

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Thanks

quiet basalt
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Because you should really be using a dedicated body wash and possibly some form of moisturizer and antiperspirant.

daring halo
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albeit I'm looking at it at an objective standpoint

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and as an AMAB, I guess I get quite the fair share of that culture..

quiet basalt
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Well yeah toxic masculinity is a very real thing

tired temple
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Why the fuck is Michigan floodmaxxing right now 😭

indigo hull
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average day in Michigan

daring halo
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can't even say "aww" without being heavily commented on lmao, but yeah anyways

quiet basalt
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I get stuff shoved in my face every time I go out

ashen dagger
daring halo
quiet basalt
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It’s crazy how you’ll get weird stares for buying a shampoo and conditioner separately as a guy. Lmao

dry stump
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I don’t care if I’m called gay, I wanna have fun 🍞

quiet basalt
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Hmm.. I care about my hair..

indigo hull
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mfw proper hair care

quiet basalt
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How homo of me

languid grove
daring halo
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feminine men

indigo hull
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I find it all pointless

daring halo
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they're nice

indigo hull
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why does something as basic as personal hygiene need to be broken up by gender?

daring halo
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when they're giving queer vibe

quiet basalt
humble isle
quiet basalt
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If you don’t like them, then it’s a null point. lmao

daring halo
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very rarely seen here.. probably because socially very much, scrutinized or something but yeah uhhhhh

languid grove
dry stump
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You guys seen the video where guys get mad at a pink lighter?

languid grove
humble isle
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I sure am hungry.

dry stump
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Those actually funny to watch

quiet basalt
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I still get weird looks from old people for my pride pins man

bleak warren
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some men can rock pink for sure

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looks good on them

languid grove
quiet basalt
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Really crazy how little it feels things have moved these past couple of years

bleak warren
languid grove
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Ikr
2020 felt so freeing compared to now

dry stump
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I bet I could rock a turtle neck really well

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I want one actually

quiet basalt
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Which makes sense, but.. meh

dry stump
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Closest thing I got is a black long sleeve sweater

daring halo
languid grove
daring halo
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since like, 2016

humble isle
languid grove
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There’s so many yummy men’s clothes at thrift stores

quiet basalt
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Game preferences too

daring halo
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makes sense I guess

dry stump
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Oh boy game preference

daring halo
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I was high-key basically an infant during the big '16 so I know nothing about anything

bleak warren
dry stump
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I will say it, I personally don’t like games like Fortnite or Marvel rivals, just not for me

daring halo
bleak warren
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they think any attention is good, even if it's negative

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they think people who care about others are weak or stupid

daring halo
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yeah,,

bleak warren
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*generally, not saying everyone does this

dry stump
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I’m into stuff like Roblox, Minecraft, or even co-op games, I recently got into Helldivers 2 for that reason

drowsy bridge
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Teeth timefuneral

indigo hull
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eat your teeth

drowsy bridge
narrow atlas
humble isle
languid grove
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I would rather be a ‘snowflake’ than a butt who is insensitive and careless towards others

daring halo
languid grove
dry stump
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I’ll play a few games here and there but that’s pretty much it

drowsy bridge
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There a few cool games that I’ve been playing on Roblox

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I don’t think that the new update thing would be helpful to anyone at all

humble isle
narrow atlas
dry stump
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Roblox to me is like a best friend that changed

drowsy bridge
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What kind of games do you play on Roblox?

daring halo
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learned war thunder in Roblox basically

blissful oar
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I like mordhau 🙂

drowsy bridge
indigo hull
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Guts and Blackpowder is basically the only thing i play on Roblox now

gritty temple
daring halo
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the game is significantly less guiding than war thunder though, had to figure out why HEAT rounds doesn't work as well in top tier myself..

drowsy bridge
dry stump
daring halo
drowsy bridge
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MTC?

dry stump
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I think ones called Noob mayhem

daring halo
blissful oar
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play morrowind 🙂

drowsy bridge
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Splendid

dry stump
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Another is Aniphobia

indigo hull
drowsy bridge
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Composite armor is actually so cool though

narrow atlas
blissful oar
daring halo
indigo hull
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fr

bleak warren
daring halo
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I mostly focus on taking out cuirassiers

drowsy bridge
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My friend made an L3 with a KV2 cannon

daring halo
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or disintegrating a line of zombies

indigo hull
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thats always fun in endless

daring halo
narrow atlas
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Glaggle you’d probably like Grave/Digger. it’s an alternative history game where 2 nations around the time of WW1 destroyed the surface, and are now fighting underground

indigo hull
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i've been meaning to check it out

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seems like a very fun concept

narrow atlas
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It is imo. I love the cave combat that’s determined how each team digs

blissful oar
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anyone play tf2 🥺

narrow atlas
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Lots of great opportunities for flanks, making chokes, and with my favorite class, the jeager, trap making

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I do wish they made a cave in mechanic tho for denying tunnels. It’d make the dynamite charges feel more useful

reef zealot
narrow atlas
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Just saw a video of a guy using a shotgun as a spatula for some chicken

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I’m inspired

dreamy knoll
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Hai smudge

indigo hull
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i like what im seeing so far

daring halo
bleak warren
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i haven't spent any money on it

blissful oar
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its literally F2P

indigo hull
daring halo
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I've already spent all of my mental value on war thunder

bleak warren
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i also haven't played in almost 5 years dogKek

blissful oar
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I spent most of my tf2 playing as a F2P

dreamy knoll
indigo hull
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granted i haven't spent money on TF2 in years

daring halo
languid grove
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MEOWWWW

daring halo
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it is f2p but

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AGH

languid grove
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I just realised I have nothing for dinner

dreamy knoll
blissful oar
daring halo
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that sounds ever slightly like a threat

bleak warren
bleak warren
blissful oar
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idk if I would recommend playing it now but I used to play tf2 a lot

languid grove
blissful oar
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I can recommend mordhau tho

narrow atlas
daring halo
blissful oar
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mordhau is a bit harder tho

dreamy knoll
daring halo
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I'm horrid at fast paced high mobility fps anyways

dry fern
bleak warren
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some memories can stay in the past dogKek

daring halo
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I excel when I'm bound by a vehicle

indigo hull
blissful oar
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mordhau is like a slow medieval online FPS game

dreamy knoll
blissful oar
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well not fps, you dont really shoot much

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just first person mostly melee combat game

dry fern
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:3

indigo hull
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there is a FPS set during the American Civil War

languid grove
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I might just eat cereal for dinner tbh

blissful oar
languid grove
dreamy knoll
languid grove
dreamy knoll
upbeat copper
languid grove
upbeat copper
dreamy knoll
real python
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Say ong

dreamy knoll
daring halo
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it is such great unparalleled experience to talk to people.. (exclusively online, irl is a no go)

ashen dagger
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@languid grove SCATTACK2

languid grove
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I’M BEING JUMPED

bleak warren
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i live in rural america, and almost everyone i've tried to talk to IRL here is either very stupid or insane

ashen dagger
bleak warren
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i'm glad i have y'all tbh

upbeat copper
languid grove
quiet basalt
ashen dagger
daring halo
bleak warren
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people were stuck up assholes in the city but at least they had brains that functioned normally

upbeat copper
ashen dagger
indigo hull
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could you take on the South Wales Borderers?

languid grove
upbeat copper
ashen dagger
indigo hull
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its literally part of Britain 💀

ashen dagger
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I didnt wanna assume it was Britain lo
Cuz im #stupid

upbeat copper
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I go back to sleeb neow

bleak warren
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GB is england, ireland, scotland, wales

indigo hull
real python
bleak warren
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😞 i'm sorry ok

indigo hull
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oh boy what a can of worms that conflict was

real python
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Their music went hard tho

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Hardest war songs ever made

dreamy knoll
indigo hull
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fr

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also turned the AR-18 into its own icon of sorts

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weird rifle that is but I like it

open turtle
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damn is 😂🎉

gritty temple
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93°F outside and im sitting out here in a thick black hoodie and cargo pants

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Aura

drowsy bridge
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74° outside

quiet basalt
dry fern
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81 degrees outside

gritty temple
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Aweee my cute dog is sunbathing

lusty gorge
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Im back

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All of you missed me I already know

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...

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Tough crowd

indigo hull
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supposed to be 85F today

lusty gorge
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I'ma be sweating when im walking home

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I'ma hear the damn Mario desert music

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Finna see a tumbleweed rolling by an shit

indigo hull
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the sun is gonna swoop down to attack you

devout tiger
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Ellen Joe Swanson

lusty gorge
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AY PETER

indigo hull
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why was Patrick Warburton literally in everything in the 2000s?

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he felt inescapable

lusty gorge
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Why is 11 AM- 12 PM the dead hours

languid grove
lusty gorge
languid grove
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Hallo

lusty gorge
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Hru

narrow atlas
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Beep

lusty gorge
narrow atlas
lusty gorge
narrow atlas
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Hru

lusty gorge
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I am Tubulartastic

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Wbu

narrow atlas
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Irritated

lusty gorge
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What happened

narrow atlas
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Gotta deal with a bunch of meaningless highschool graduation shit

lusty gorge
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Oof

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Best of luck peepobros

narrow atlas
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I’ll be fine

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I just don’t understand why my parents want me to go to all this stuff

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Especially like a fucking graduation party???

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They know I fucking loathe gatherings, and only reason I agreed was because I’ll get money

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Even then I fucking hate money

indigo hull
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Comrade Lenin would like you

lusty gorge
languid grove
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I legit have nothing for dinner oh naur

lusty gorge
languid grove
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I mean there is pasta but I had that yesterday

lusty gorge
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Hydration sandwich

narrow atlas
lusty gorge
narrow atlas
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Just makes it an inbuilt cooking vessel

indigo hull
daring halo
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wow.. midnight, I rarely reach this point of time

lusty gorge
indigo hull
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We eating like it’s 1932

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And a quarter of the country is without a job

daring halo
lusty gorge
stray depot
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||/spoiler||

daring halo
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good night everyone, have a .... tubulartastic day.

;3

indigo hull
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Copyrighted

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Jag, sue this guy

lusty gorge
daring halo
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WAHT

indigo hull
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wait that wasn’t in the script

daring halo
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that's not how it works ❌❌

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alright uhm

lusty gorge
daring halo
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night, have a glagglesome day, take care

indigo hull
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My day will indeed be full of glaggling (war)

lusty gorge
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Aight GN fr tho Mirel

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Glaggle I'm gonna murder you

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Literally no reason

ashen palm
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does anybody want to hear a joke

drowsy bridge
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I forgot my earbuds at home

lusty gorge
drowsy bridge
indigo hull
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Because we also forgot all the suitcases

drowsy bridge
lusty gorge
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We would not survive a road trip

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Glaggle would lose everything on the trip
Duck would read the map upside down
And we would all struggle setting up tents

coral token
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Boo

languid grove
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Sorry reflex

coral token
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lmao i made you jump from the ground like a flee

humble isle
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Fleeka

stable pier
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notsure if anyone cares but i had graduation practice today!

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it was rlly boring but afterwards i got new korean lipgloss and really good shower gel :)

reef zealot
indigo hull
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hallo Tiff

gritty temple
unreal kiln
bleak warren
indigo hull
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COWARD

gritty temple
bleak warren
indigo hull
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YE ABANDON YER KING AND COUNTRY

lusty gorge
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CUZ IM FLEEING FIRST

indigo hull
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The Humble Rifleman up in the Steeple:

stable pier
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see i KNEW nobody would care

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my keen intuition just works

unreal kiln
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A true coward is not the one who chooses to flee from danger, but the one who sits safely on the porch and calls him a coward

lusty gorge
unreal kiln
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  • Weird Al Yankovich
indigo hull
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they would also execute soldiers in WW1 for cowardice (shellshock) fyi

lusty gorge
lusty gorge
unreal kiln
indigo hull
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damn you turned bro into the sidekick

lusty gorge
indigo hull
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lmao

unreal kiln
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Me Liam Gallagher and Dan Povenmire could destroy every universe INCLUDING this one we just choose not to

lusty gorge
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Bro gets copied like the citizens in the megamind show

indigo hull
unreal kiln
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He has multiple chaos emeralds

lusty gorge
indigo hull
unreal kiln
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Also if he ever gets a somewhat good looking haircut the entire world explodes

lusty gorge
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Turning everyone's insides into bubbling micro plastics

finite cedar
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Thinking about the fact that im like one of maybe eight people who knows the chaurus in Skyrim are loosely based off of dobsonfly larvae. And everyone else who has ever played is like “AAA WHAT THE FUCK IS THATT”

glossy thicket
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no, i am

finite cedar
peak sentinel
finite cedar
peak sentinel
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yeah

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I havent played Skyrim in forever, I should get back to it

finite cedar
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I always play it around december

zinc frigate
peak sentinel
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I usually played on my xbox but since I got a better pc recently I could probably properly play on pc, only issue is I hate modding on pc

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dealing with files and load orders drives me insane

worthy viper
finite cedar
zinc frigate
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I’ve never played Skyrim lmao

zinc frigate
worthy viper
finite cedar
peak sentinel
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I remember the incident that happened a while ago in Skyrim, Bethesda did an update and it messed up a whole ton of people's load orders

humble isle
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Time for French speaking final

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I’m so fucking scared

narrow atlas
finite cedar
peak sentinel
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I wasnt allowed to play Skyrim until a few years ago

bleak warren
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if the sky has a rim does that mean it's a hoop? does that mean a meteor hitting the earth is like a slam dunk from space?

finite cedar
bleak warren
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i get weirdly contemplative about silly stuff sometimes

finite cedar
finite cedar
peak sentinel
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Do you get to the cloud district very AHHHH A DRAGON

lusty gorge
bleak warren
finite cedar
lusty gorge
finite cedar
real python
lusty gorge
unreal kiln
real python
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Also Aldiun isn't real it's a storm cloak conspiracy

lusty gorge
unreal kiln
lusty gorge
finite cedar
unreal kiln
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My bf is taller than you so I mogg sorry

peak sentinel
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he's real trust

bleak warren
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i feel like i'm a short person stuck in a tall person's body

real python
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Helgen is fake news created by Ulfric

lusty gorge
finite cedar
real python
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The Empire would never allow that

peak sentinel
real python
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That was a body double

bleak warren
real python
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General Tullius would never allow such weakness

finite cedar
bleak warren
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you are not the only one who has asked

peak sentinel
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I am somehow the tallest in my family aside from my brother

zinc frigate
unreal kiln
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Ppl just be tall as fuck

zinc frigate
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Last thing the dinosaurs heard was “CMON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM”

lusty gorge
finite cedar
unreal kiln
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I thought I was tall after I hit six foot and then I remembered ppl out there just be all sorts of numbers

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6'11 waitress at chilli's destroyed me with aura

dry stump
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I heard there was a lack of bread in here, might as well say hello

bleak warren
languid grove
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Meow

lusty gorge
indigo hull
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erm, what the glorpshit

zinc frigate
thin prairie
dry stump
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Bork

finite cedar
bleak warren
indigo hull
finite cedar
dry stump
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I wouldn’t wanna be hit with the swackhammer

unreal kiln
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Swackhammer evil

finite cedar
coral token
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bangaranga bangaranga bangaranga

zinc frigate
unreal kiln
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A kid actually just went flying over my head PLEASE just let me go home💔

bleak warren
coral token
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wrong song, 5 years of living in romania

bleak warren
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Dalton would appreciate my bangarang...

coral token
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dalton is daltoff

unreal kiln
dry stump
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What the Baken?

bleak warren
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sucks that it's old people music now though dogKek

dry stump
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Brostep is a thing?

indigo hull
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the only thing I think of when i hear Skrillex is that stupid Delay Lama thing

finite cedar
humble isle
bleak warren
# dry stump Brostep is a thing?

true dubstep is a dark minimal atmospheric music that was mostly made in the UK. brostep is stuff like skrillex, loud energetic EDM dubstep mostly made in America

finite cedar
indigo hull
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fair point

finite cedar
dry stump
bleak warren
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lol

humble isle
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I ain’t never doing French again glorpi

dry stump
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So I still wonder what stepbro is up to

indigo hull
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sending you to France

dry stump
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Here’s a free croissant

finite cedar
dry stump
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I like listening to digital hardcore machine girl music

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The certain sound that keeps my brain alive

bleak warren
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original dubstep is slow and dark music with bass wobbles, it started as a mix of dub reggae with a UK dance music genre called 2-step

finite cedar
bleak warren
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these things take time

indigo hull
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dub stepped so dub could walk

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and dub walked so dub could run

finite cedar
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Man im gonna be gone before we have dubrun

dry stump
bleak warren
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i have found at least an album or a few songs in almost every genre that's worth listening to

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i mostly listen to metal, edm and rap but i will listen to a little of everything

dry stump
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Now I doubt if I ever heard true dubstep

bleak warren
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i can't stand popular country music from like the last 20 years though

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that seems to just get worse with age

dry stump
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I used to be into EDM, more specifically house style, from like Deadmau5

finite cedar
bleak warren
finite cedar
dry stump
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Now I’m more into metal, alternative rock, and digital hardcore

bleak warren
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i thought dubstep was just Skrillex type stuff until i listened to Burial and that got me interested in the UK stuff

finite cedar
dry stump
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Movie called Polar, similar to John Wick

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Deadmau5 composed the soundtrack

bleak warren
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i still haven't seen that

finite cedar
indigo hull
finite cedar
dry stump
bleak warren
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lmao

indigo hull
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neither was Saving Private Ryan but i did it

bleak warren
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well i live with 3 people not in my family who are around my age

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so we'll be fine

finite cedar
bleak warren
dry stump
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Polar is a good movie choice for you then 🍞

finite cedar
bleak warren
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bed is better than floor

finite cedar
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Well i also like the floor too though

twin sierra
finite cedar
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I have plenty of floor time

dry stump
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Bed used to be couch

indigo hull
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hot take, ceiling

dry stump
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For me that is

bleak warren
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floor is better than the ground

twin sierra
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Don't know what topic I just walked in on

dry stump
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Couch turns into floor next

bleak warren
finite cedar
dry stump
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If I slept on the floor, I’d get one of my tortilla blankets and just be a burrito

humble isle
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I like soft blankies and pillows

coral token
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dfgdh

twin sierra
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Thales car

bleak warren
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i have slept on bed, floor, car seat, grass, dirt, and concrete

finite cedar
vocal imp
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Lion ladder wouldn’t work

bleak warren
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the grass was surprisingly comfy

dry stump
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Tent?

bleak warren
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oh yeah slept tent at least 2 times

dry stump
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Those car seat naps are the best if someone else is driving

vocal imp
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Thrilling if you’re the driver

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8/10 experience

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Wouldn’t try again

dry stump
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If that was the case, I could keep sleeping

finite cedar
dry stump
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I wouldn’t know what hit me

bleak warren
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i slept on couch a lot too

brisk shard
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if a wooden ladder works

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lion ladder works

bleak warren
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which would have been fine if wasn't too tall for couch

vocal imp
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The lions on top would squish the lions on the bottom

finite cedar
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Ive slept in the tub a lot

brisk shard
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even so, if it doesnt work, they morph together to make the ultimate lion form

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reverse mitosis

narrow atlas
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I love this sweater I’m wearing rn, but I lowkey feel like the bioshock protagonist from the first game, but blue

bleak warren
finite cedar
bleak warren
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lions have a strange power

brisk shard
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yeah

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theyre super cool thats why

narrow atlas
dry stump
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Lie ons

finite cedar
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I remembered a friend i had that did like ten backflips every day cos everyone was always asking him to

indigo hull
soft ledge
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Swaus

vocal imp
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Perchance

unreal kiln
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when was the last time you went to a gym

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I mean a zoo

bleak warren
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well neither one of those has happened for several years

unreal kiln
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you kinda struck me as a gym goer

bleak warren
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not at all

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i hardly ever exercise unless like, it involves a chore or i have to go somewhere

prime canopy
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Spotify has changed the logo back to the oversimplified bullshit after making their logo into a disco ball

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" weren't you tired of the oversimplification ? "

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we wanted the OLD logo back

bleak warren
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ngl i'm tired of minimal designs, i want like, frutiger aero back again

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i want extra

prime canopy
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you know, the shaded one

bleak warren
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i want colorful

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gimme that y2k shit back

unreal kiln
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y2k clothes call to me like a sweet sirens song

storm whale
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well

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it is definitely raining

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a little wet outside

bleak warren
unreal kiln
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bro why does l florida have to have a super drought right during the hottest part of the year

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it rained twice all spring

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we are getting no rainfall

indigo hull
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drank it all

storm whale
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we've had like 10 big storms already

unreal kiln
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me trying to figure out the easiest way to frame my nemises for this

storm whale
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just blame them lwk

unreal kiln
lethal sierra
strong vigil
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THEY MAKIN THE STORMS

storm whale
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government drones

bleak warren
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i want shit to look like jet set radio

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and sound like it too

storm whale
strong vigil
bleak warren
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emo ass

strong vigil
strong vigil
bleak warren
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i can't talk, i'm a sad bitch

strong vigil
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fair fair

indigo hull
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my chemical warfare

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anyway they gonna kill Anne Boleyn tomorrow

tired temple
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I got a beautiful picture of the sky

indigo hull
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Sir John Franklin will also depart on his expedition of the damned

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or as i call it

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The British Donner Party

violet crag
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I think the weather is making me depressed

tired temple
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I just saw it go from no rain, instantly like hurricane level rainfall for 30 seconds, then back to no rain

indigo hull
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i love it when that happens

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calm, 30 seconds of the most intense weather ever, calm again

shell wagon
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The sun shining after a long storm is one of the best things to expirence

zinc frigate
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It’s just raining here, slowly but calmly

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Relaxing levels of rain

shell wagon
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I have a question. I keep seeing the word "pan" in peoples bios a lot. Is that some kind of inside joke or something?

coral token
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???

coral token
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pansexual?

shell wagon
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Whats that mean?

ruby zealot
coral token
ruby zealot
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so male, female, non binary and so on

coral token
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you basically like everything on the menu

ruby zealot
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except the really bad options

indigo hull
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stealing that thank you

shell wagon
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Oh

bleak warren
ruby zealot
tired temple
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I just realized fucking GOLDEN was playing on the radio at my gym wtf 😭

ruby zealot
indigo hull
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Jimirror

ruby zealot
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and jimmy you're early

humble isle
rancid goblet
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Hi everyone

shell wagon
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I legit thought it meant that somebody had an attraction to pans😭

bleak warren
ruby zealot
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instead of fried chicken eat grilled chicken
instead of candy eat grilled chicken

rancid goblet
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I love that video

ruby zealot
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instead of soda drink grilled chicken

burnt merlin
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I hear the tts voice every time I read the words grilled chicken

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The voices
The tts voice are getting louder

ruby zealot
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instead of chips eat air popped grilled chicken

humble isle
ruby zealot
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instead of milk chocolate eat grilled chicken

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ok ill stop

indigo hull
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that's a real thing look it up and it's not what you think it is

rancid goblet
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Instead of soda drink grilled chicken

indigo hull
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its something to do with Japanese Baseball

ruby zealot
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everytime im happy i remeber i gotta go to work tomorrow and then im sad

rancid goblet
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Instead of going to work eat grilled chicken

ruby zealot
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fuck off child

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kick the baby!

burnt merlin
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Screw youuuuuu!1!!

rancid goblet
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Instead of kicking the baby eat grilled chicken

languid grove
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It’s just that your menu doesn’t include gender

ruby zealot
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hell reject the menu just eat the food

shell wagon
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🤨

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Everything on and off the menu!

languid grove
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There are still things you want or prefer on your food though, it just isn’t gender

tired temple
bleak warren
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i prefer grilled chicken

rancid goblet
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Instead of eating grilled chicken eat grilled chicken

languid grove
bleak warren
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my wife is pan, i'm like 95% lesbian(the non women i like are usually some flavor of feminine)

ruby zealot
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hi im puppet and today ill show you how to shut up a child that isnt yours

rancid goblet
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Im interested

ruby zealot
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today we have @burnt merlin to test this

rancid goblet
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Does it work on yourself too?

upbeat charm
burnt merlin
rancid goblet
shell wagon
upbeat charm
languid grove
shell wagon
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Quit horsing around!

rancid goblet
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Hello Puppet? I signed up for this coaching where is the content?

ruby zealot
rancid goblet
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Oooo 🗒️

upbeat charm
bleak warren
burnt merlin
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DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT

indigo hull
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Autocorrect when Manualcorrect enters the scene:

rancid goblet
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😱

burnt merlin
ruby zealot
shell wagon
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Anticorrect😏

rancid goblet
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Is it just me or is slow mode cool down constantly changing?

bleak warren
ruby zealot
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no jimmy is

rancid goblet
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Gasp

storm whale
burnt merlin
storm whale
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how's it going

ruby zealot
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i kicked him

burnt merlin
ruby zealot
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to DEATH

storm whale
ruby zealot
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[enter heavy metal]

burnt merlin
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Let's get you to bed, grandpa

storm whale
gritty temple
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Bwoof

burnt merlin
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Healy metal when light cloth pulls up:

shell wagon
ruby zealot
storm whale
ruby zealot
gritty temple
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Currently risking getting muted by a dumb mod in the Deadlock community server

ruby zealot
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ermm what

ruby zealot
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hold on i gotta see ts

rancid goblet
indigo hull
gritty temple
# ruby zealot ermm what

Not doing anything against the rules but they were clearly abusing power so im calling them out

shell wagon
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Whats a deadlock?

gritty temple
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I hate it when mods in any servers instigate and make situations worse

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Or get passive aggressive

bleak warren
gritty temple
burnt merlin
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Cough

rancid goblet
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If you put a metal rod in your body and you Die cus of it does it make the metal death metal? Im sorry that was a bad joke

gritty temple
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They muted somebody for 2 days because they decided that the person was making an innuendo

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I’m a weirdo and even I know they weren’t smh

bleak warren
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a two day mute for a lewd comment is kinda stupid anyway, they should have strikes like we do

storm whale
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indeed

indigo hull
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Discord Jury Duty System

storm whale
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no thanks

burnt merlin
indigo hull
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have a council of 12 decide if the perp is guilty or not

burnt merlin
indigo hull
gritty temple
indigo hull
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thats pretty much what our Justice System in the US has been reduced to

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and thats as far as im going with that

burnt merlin
bleak warren
sand void
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GUYS I NEED HELP

ruby zealot
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this is kind of tame so far

gritty temple
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Dude this mod is a dumbass

burnt merlin
plucky garden
indigo hull
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by being a dumbass

gritty temple
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“Erm it’s kinda odd that you’re friends with this person hur hur” it doesn’t change the fact that your decision was dumb??? Lmao

storm whale
gritty temple
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Anyways I don’t wanna ruin the vibes here !!!!!

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I just think it’s so annoying

storm whale
sand void
# plucky garden With what

For my marketing project I need 50 people to fill out my server in order to collect data to make a marketing campaign for a campaign for crumbl

grizzled sundial
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Haiiii

indigo hull
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they really named a place in SC Ninety-Six

grizzled sundial
indigo hull
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Ninety-fucking-Six

burnt merlin
indigo hull
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-# wait hold on

storm whale
bleak warren
grizzled sundial
burnt merlin
queen hinge
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hello y'all

gritty temple
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This is stressing me out im trying to not get muted but I can tell this mod is itching to bait me into getting in trouble so they can mute me for embarrassing them

bleak warren
shell wagon
indigo hull
burnt merlin
grizzled sundial
storm whale
gritty temple
bleak warren
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don't give him the satisfaction

sand void
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I need help for this project if you guys could fill this short form about crumbl it would mean the world Shibe

bleak warren
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cant link stuff here, sorry

sand void
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Ye I realized tys tho

indigo hull
# storm whale no, please enlighten me

the town was a loyalist stronghold during the final months of the war and general Nathaniel Greene, despite having twice the number of soldiers, would end up being defeated after a 28 day siege

sand void
burnt merlin
gritty temple
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Okay I think things calmed down but it gave me anxiety AAA AAAA AAAAAAAAA

ruby zealot
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"I mean you're being civil about it, so I'm not stressed or anything" 😭

queen hinge
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how's everyone doing? Happy

indigo hull
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im getting all historical n shit

ruby zealot
ruby zealot
grizzled sundial
gritty temple
bleak warren
ruby zealot
gritty temple
gritty temple
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I could technically give proof about the DM and being friended but I called the mod a dumbass in that DM so KEKW

indigo hull
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87 DEGREESES WTF

bleak warren
gritty temple
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Yurp hfjfhfjf

ruby zealot
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"Professional Doorman Enjoyer"...

storm whale
ruby zealot
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i checked his bio

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worst mistake of my life

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their bio i meant

bleak warren
burnt merlin
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What is a doorman...?

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Jarvis, tf does that mean?

ruby zealot
ruby zealot
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anywho time to leave the server

burnt merlin
storm whale
ruby zealot
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yeah

storm whale
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thats funny as hell

ruby zealot
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might as well

storm whale
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truth

burnt merlin
ruby zealot
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im going to strangle you

burnt merlin
storm whale
burnt merlin
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Im jawshing you

ruby zealot
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ken, rika and demon in a vc jimmyhLETSGOO

burnt merlin
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-# typo counter: 433

indigo hull
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10 minutes before 4:20 PM too

placid cliff
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Hi

ruby zealot
indigo hull
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indeed

ruby zealot
storm whale
placid cliff
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Yes

ruby zealot
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anii go to their vc

burnt merlin
ruby zealot
narrow atlas
burnt merlin
ruby zealot
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kay

storm whale
shell wagon
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I went to the Jimmyhere general vc yesterday and people were pretending to be cats or something😭

placid cliff
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Where do I post the memes

storm whale
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memes

placid cliff
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Ok

minor bear
placid cliff
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I can’t type there for some reason

storm whale
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you need image perms

bright raptor
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when is the next ylyl stream?

minor bear
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Gotta get perms

placid cliff
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How do you do that?

storm whale
shell wagon
indigo hull
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ive learned to expect the unexpected here

storm whale
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I would hope not

placid cliff
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Thank you for helping me

coral token
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:p

indigo hull
storm whale
narrow atlas
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Beep

dry fern
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I love annoying muppeteer :3

indigo hull
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500 blunts

dry fern
indigo hull
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I wish 🥲

stable pier
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hi

storm whale
reef zealot
stable pier
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ok

dry fern
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Chat I’m so lonely…

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I just wanna call w someone and yap about literally anything

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😭

dry fern
stable pier
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possibly

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butalso my. laptop is broken

indigo hull
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Muppeteer is here

dry fern
indigo hull
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why would you want our permission?

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It’s not a field trip lmao

stable pier
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oh ok

dry fern
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Because i don’t wanna be rude and just barge innn

dry fern
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🥲

indigo hull
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alr give me a sec

dry fern
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TYTYTY

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❤️

stable pier
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uhmmm

dry fern
stable pier
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no

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its whateverthough

dry fern
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Oh… I’m sorry. :( my dms are open if you need to vent or anything

stable pier
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.

prime canopy
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meow meow meow

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hai :3

woven flicker
prime canopy
storm whale
dry stump
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So, rather have a salted or a cinnamon sugar pretzel?

indigo hull
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Gunpowder please

storm whale
indigo hull
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Yes

dry fern
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😭

undone cypress
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meow

dry fern
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Why did my housemate just scream “you dirty little rat! I’m gonna drink all your sodas and chew your gum!”

tired temple
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Ok I’m really scared now this storms going crazy and this isn’t even the worst one we’ll get this week 😭

dry fern
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I think I’m going to die in this… house 🫩

coral token
crystal cypress
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Just found out that my dislike for haircuts is NOT trauma related from that one time I got absolutely done wrong by Supercuts, I just found a picture from my first ever haircut and I was HATING it.

sullen rain
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The meme thing isn’t open for me how do I submit one

undone cypress
sullen rain
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Ok

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When will it open

undone cypress
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i dont
know

storm whale
sullen rain
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I already read it it’s Monday

tired temple
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WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A GHOST LEVIATHAN IN SEA TRADERS PARTH

slim leaf
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It's almost Wednesday 😭

ruby zealot
gritty temple
indigo hull
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Synonym rolls

buoyant agate
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Hello

storm whale
ruby zealot
buoyant agate
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I had a very cool dream about an animation show, which in the dream was made by a channel with only 10 subscribers, sadly it wasn’t real, i was so invested.

ruby zealot
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Yknow what you must do goob

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You must make the show

pulsar sonnet
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I just got my year book and I look like dog shit

buoyant agate
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Im so mad about that.

languid grove
buoyant agate
violet crag
buoyant agate
# ruby zealot You must make the show

I’ll probably do a written version, and then illustrations of the different characters, I’m definitely gonna have to improvise some of their names because they either aren’t said, or have a nickname instead.

violet crag
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Sometimes I will “recall” an interesting dream plot and then continue from there on a different night. I wonder if this could happen to your dream.

buoyant agate
floral portal
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Yall heard of goobers?

violet crag
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I was talking about a dream that plays like a sequel does. It usually comes from the desperation to “finish” the dream.

floral portal
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It’s chocolate covered peanuts and they hit hard

buoyant agate
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I hope that I get that kind of dream, I REALLY want to know what happens in that episode where that character drama started,

sullen rain
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where do i send in memes'

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everything says i dont have permission

violet crag
sullen rain
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i diod

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thats why im asking

violet crag
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The ylyl ones?

sullen rain
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yes

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i dont have permission

violet crag
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It’s a locked channel, you have to wait for the next stream to be announced