general

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

I make my brief appearance before I absolutely pass the fuck out because it’s 4:20… am

[dry fern]

It’s 6:19 am. Been awake since 3:25 am

[daring halo]

I remember ones where it goes

"me when I GET you "

[zinc frigate]

HEY YOU CANT BLAME ME I WAS BUST COLORING PEAK

[indigo hull]

Oh even more important today

[dry fern]

[indigo hull]

Napoleon was proclaimed emperor by the French Senate

1804

[upbeat copper]

My favorite threat is saying
"On my way!"
Like the automatic text response prompt on the messenger app

[daring halo]

ooh you should probably get some more eep

[dry fern]

Help I hate when it corrects to that. Like no, I’m not that excited.

[zinc frigate]

I just stand there
MENACINGLY

[dry fern]

On my way!

[zinc frigate]

[dry fern]

😭

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

But you're too pretty I'd just be shy not scared

[indigo hull]

Distinctly remember learning about that through Jimmy lmao

[thin prairie]

I'M GETTING GREGGS!

[dry fern]

[dry fern]

[zinc frigate]

I’m gonna go to sleep now tho, got an important day of not having to do shit outside the house. And probably finishing the Silly dragon lady redesign

Gnight chat

[dreamy knoll]

Gn hydro

[humble isle]

Why do you go to sleep when I wake up??

That’s concerning.

[upbeat copper]

YOU BECOMING A DRAGON LADY JUST LIKE ME WOAHHHH

[zinc frigate]

Nah it’s not me, one of my ocs

[upbeat copper]

Oh... now sleeb I lav you (platonic)

[zinc frigate]

She’s been around for a bit but I felt like her design could use a fresh coat of paint

[dry fern]

I’m gonna pass out now

Gn!

Wait

[zinc frigate]

Why not, why shouldn’t I ruin my sleep schedule

[upbeat copper]

Nighty night Dayday

[dry fern]

Nvm

I have to be up in 30 minutes anyway

[indigo hull]

Power Nap

[thin prairie]

[dry fern]

Mmmm ok

Gn chat

[upbeat copper]

AHHHH STOP I SO LITTLE YOU'RE GONNA SHAKE MY BRAIN

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

AUGHHHH

[dry fern]

Love you all /plat

[upbeat copper]

[daring halo]

🛌

[indigo hull]

Eep well

[ruby zealot]

Im on break rn

[upbeat copper]

Breaking YOU

With love and kindness

[ruby zealot]

Nuh uh

[ruby zealot]

Oki

[upbeat copper]

[daring halo]

gn

omfg I kept accidentally pinging I'm genuinely so sorry

[storm whale]

rah

[carmine venture]

Woke up with a smile on my face today

[proper crest]

So happy.

[daring halo]

woke up with :|

[indigo hull]

Woke up this morning

Procured myself a firearm

[daring halo]

ermmmmmm be careful with it

[proper crest]

Not sure if we woke up today.

[daring halo]

oh

[storm whale]

for what purpose

[indigo hull]

in case of spiders

[storm whale]

understandable

continue on fair citizen

[shy kraken]

I’m nervous

[carmine venture]

Last night I finally p ranked sisyphus

[unreal kiln]

Boy you better stop playing

[obtuse marten]

I love how some people call Death metal satanic but most of the time the lyrics are just speaking on real world issues and giving you advice

"suck my 401k" is literally just giving you investment advice the whole way through but it sounds like a metal sheet wobbling at mach fuck 😭

[languid grove]

Dude why is cereal so expensive

[daring halo]

hehe, it be like that

[storm whale]

food

[languid grove]

And then my monster started leaking in the bag and all over the cereal box WAAAA

[storm whale]

that's annoying as shit

[daring halo]

I accidentally stepped on a steel thumbtack someone just I guess put on the floor earlier

[daring halo]

aw

[languid grove]

Everything in the bag is now slightly monster flavoured

[indigo hull]

Big cereal wants it all for themselves

[storm whale]

i am unsure if this is a good or bad thing

[daring halo]

probably makes it faster to spoil

[indigo hull]

Marinating chicken in liquid red somehow prolonged its life

Like an obscene amount of time

[oak ibex]

Hi 👋

[daring halo]

made me drop my water bottle and obliterated the plastic part of it

[daring halo]

ooo

[daring halo]

hello

[olive flicker]

Red 40 is good for you!

[languid grove]

ARE YOU OKAY

[olive flicker]

Rika

Rika Rika Rika

[oak ibex]

It’s my last Monday of school today😁

[languid grove]

Demon

[daring halo]

I'm okay nowww but it was genuinely embedded in there owie that was scaryyy

[indigo hull]

THERE’S MORE THAN ONE SHADE OF RED?!

[daring halo]

very bleedy TwT smh people

[languid grove]

I almost said demom thank god for autocorrect

[olive flicker]

I am a mom

[indigo hull]

What’s next you gonna tell me there’s Blue 40?

[languid grove]

Yes you are

[olive flicker]

Taking of my kids fr

[languid grove]

You birthed two kids

I was there during the labour

[olive flicker]

Yes

[olive flicker]

Now get on item asylum chud

[languid grove]

Mmm these cheap noodles are ZHO GOUD

OKAY BUT I’LL BE EATING

[oak ibex]

I could make a new food color that maybe or maybe not edible

[olive flicker]

[indigo hull]

I invented a color once

[oak ibex]

Give it to my brother

[indigo hull]

Can’t

that bastard Goya took it from me

[daring halo]

mm colour

[bright mica]

Is it colour or color?

[indigo hull]

Both is correct

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[daring halo]

colour is the British spelling (and my personal favourite)

[gritty temple]

AAAWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[daring halo]

color is the American spelling

[dreamy knoll]

color is american spelling while colour is more british spelling its the same thing so eh they both correct

[indigo hull]

I can’t confirm the story of “American spelling comes from newspapers charging by letter” or whatever it was

[bright mica]

Oki thx

[indigo hull]

It’s a popular story on why American spelling is different

[dreamy knoll]

australia is the fusion of us and brit english

[daring halo]

I heard they got kangaroos in Australia

[dreamy knoll]

nah lies

[indigo hull]

its a New Zealand thing iirc

[dreamy knoll]

nah its actually france

[indigo hull]

ah

[daring halo]

ahh okay

[dry stump]

So, big arch from McDonalds what we thinking

[dreamy knoll]

it exists?

[gritty temple]

Arch mentioned

[quiet basalt]

Dog

[dry stump]

Well you know the quote from McDonald’s “Try our new product” lol

[daring halo]

burger

wow, baken

your bio gave me a pie..

[dry stump]

Burger is wrong

[blissful oar]

honestly mcdonalds has kinda been killing it with their burgers

like they actually taste pretty good and are relatively juicy too

[dry stump]

You deserve it

Have some more chicken, have some more pie, doesn’t even matter if it’s boiled or fried

[indigo hull]

Just Eat It man

[blissful oar]

you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie

[daring halo]

thank you :3

[dry stump]

Imagine you have a baguette right in front of you, what do you do

[ruby zealot]

AHHH MY HEAD

[plucky garden]

U good?

[ruby zealot]

Yeah just took some painkillers

[ruby zealot]

Rika why so woke

[languid grove]

Cuz I’m awake

[blissful oar]

is this cat edible

[ruby zealot]

MY FUCKING OUTLOOK ISN'T WORKING FAAAAAAAAHHH

[gritty temple]

My dog is jealous that I was fawning over the cutest baby jumping spider ever instead of her

[woven flicker]

Go to sleep

[languid grove]

It’s 1pm

[woven flicker]

And?

[thin prairie]

Kicking you

[ashen dagger]

You BUTT

[gritty temple]

Innit

[thin prairie]

Shaking it

[ashen dagger]

You freak shack

[thin prairie]

AHSHRNA THATSBS SO MEAANNN

[ruby zealot]

Deserved you nerd

[ashen dagger]

Youre BUTTING everywhere smh smh

[sullen rain]

What time does the entries start for the memes

[ashen dagger]

Randomly

[languid grove]

WHY

[sullen rain]

Ok ty

[gritty temple]

5 seconds

[languid grove]

You left after I killed you

[ashen dagger]

Hi Rika

[ruby zealot]

Rika can you cover my shift pretty please?

An hour and 15 minutes left

[languid grove]

No thanks I have washing to do

[ruby zealot]

[languid jackal]

Dawg gebura fricking killed my mountain of smiling bodies nugget but atleast i killed her back

[ruby zealot]

I'll give you a dollar

[thin prairie]

I was about to leave anyways
Headache + I was getting really angry

[languid grove]

Oh boy ! One whole dollar

[languid grove]

You gotta just take games less seriously and have fun

[languid jackal]

Blue star and army in black wont breach anymore i guess

[languid grove]

You’re only just ruining the experience for yourself plus others

[languid grove]

Sup Gloggle

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle because rika is mean and doesn't wanna cover my shift do you wanna?

[languid grove]

GOD FORBID A GIRL HAS LAUNDRY TO DO

[ruby zealot]

FINE MEANIE

[indigo hull]

i've got 40 shillings on the drum

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[indigo hull]

i joined the Army

/j

[languid grove]

I’m putting you in the washing machine next

[ruby zealot]

Good luck picking me up

You small bean

🫘

[languid grove]

I’ll just get forklift certified

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle can she do that?

[languid grove]

Yes

[ruby zealot]

You ain't glaggle

@indigo hull

Can she do that?

[indigo hull]

idk im not forklift certified

[languid grove]

Or am I

[indigo hull]

yet i still drive one

[thin prairie]

Thing is sometimes I do and sometimes I don't
It's really mood based which I can't control

[languid grove]

Must of been the wind

[lusty gorge]

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀

[languid grove]

I guess so
You just gotta remind yourself it’s a game about memes as weapons, you don’t get anything from winning

[indigo hull]

wait I wonder if I can make loss using Cuneiform

[thin prairie]

That doesn't help

[ruby zealot]

Chat should I bring instant noodle for lunch tomorrow

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

Idk if my work place allows it

But I wanna

[languid grove]

I don’t really know what advice to give to help then

[lusty gorge]

Make it at home so you can eat it at work

[ruby zealot]

Rika is probably awkward at hugs

Fuck my auto correct

[languid grove]

OI

I mean yes I am but that’s because I don’t hug people often

[lusty gorge]

Me when I'm a part of binary code:

[ruby zealot]

See? I knew it

[ruby zealot]

Me when I'm off and on:

[thin prairie]

There's none that can
It's something I can't control

[indigo hull]

𒁹 𒁹𒁹
𒁹𒁹 𒁹𒍗

YES

SUMERIAN LOSS

[lusty gorge]

More loss added to my clipboard

[languid grove]

There are ways to manage anger at games but I don’t know any good ones off the top of my head

[thin prairie]

I've never been good at managing my temper
I've tried a lot of strategies

[languid grove]

My advice is to keep trying strategies to help yourself
I just want everyone to have fun, including you

[dry fern]

I’m awake

Again

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

Being whimsical and unserious with others has seemed to help me when playing games

[indigo hull]

good welcome everyone my name is morning

[languid grove]

Me basically

[gritty temple]

Despite my many losses I can easily have so much fun in a Deadlock match if my teammates are all funny

[languid grove]

I think my laughter can get a bit annoying though because I laugh at everything

[gritty temple]

Nothing wrong with being joyous

[lusty gorge]

I have abt 1 month and 8 days left of school

I'm almost free

[languid grove]

Also I just never really play competitive games unless I’m playing them with friends

Wait I lied I have raged at stardew valley before

[vocal imp]

Gang idek why but the jimmyhere bot gave me a warning 🥀

[gritty temple]

Help??!

[languid grove]

THE FISHING

[gritty temple]

Skill issue

[languid grove]

THE DARN FISH

[gritty temple]

Mods make this user play Dark Souls 1

[lusty gorge]

You know what that means

[languid grove]

Interestingly enough the Reddit post I’m looking at about managing anger at video games mentions dark souls

[humble isle]

WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY TIME FOR FINALS

[median thicket]

Hi, everyone

[gritty temple]

Dark Souls is evil so it makes sense

[languid grove]

Apparently once you beat dark souls, your anger management improves a lot

[humble isle]

90% on my Health final, I’m so genius

[languid grove]

SMART LADY

[gritty temple]

I’ve beaten all the non multiplayer centered Soulsborne games I think I am less evil and angry now

[lusty gorge]

Einstein reincarnated?

[wintry leaf]

Are you ???

[humble isle]

Now folks have no excuse for not knowing the female anatomy

[languid grove]

I think this guy likes chubby women but I’m not too sure

[indigo hull]

you know what i like more than all?

knowledge

[languid grove]

History?

[wintry leaf]

Rumors say This is true

[languid grove]

Same thing

[gritty temple]

I like evil women

[languid grove]

I do not like gender

I like people

[thin prairie]

I think some days having fun on games isn't a option for me

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

gender? i hardly know her

[gritty temple]

I like macaroni

[languid grove]

What a knee slapper

[humble isle]

I like bugs

They’re so cool

[lusty gorge]

Baked macaroni with bacon bits

[languid grove]

Slapper? I would never

[indigo hull]

heh, baked

[languid grove]

[thin prairie]

I like myself 💅

And my splashy

[languid grove]

Splashy?!

[lusty gorge]

Speaking of baked

WHERES THE BAJA BONG

[thin prairie]

Floobs fursona name

[languid grove]

I didn’t mean to add an exclamation point but it works

[indigo hull]

today

[vocal imp]

Baja blast

Yummerz

[lusty gorge]

Wait fr?

[thin prairie]

‼️

[languid grove]

Oooh

[thin prairie]

I refer to him as that because he gets flustered

[indigo hull]

yes

[languid grove]

AWE

That’s sweet

[lusty gorge]

...
I'm in school so I might not be able to be here as you do it

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

the time frame is adjustable

[humble isle]

[languid grove]

I’m probably going to avoid online dating, infact I don’t think I will be dating for ages

[humble isle]

Sealing and Dealing

[lusty gorge]

3:30pm work?

[indigo hull]

yeah

[languid grove]

I still have to get over my ex

[lusty gorge]

Bet

[gritty temple]

[languid grove]

AAAAAA

[daring halo]

hi

[lusty gorge]

Yo Arch

[gritty temple]

I am going to bark at everyone that approaches Rika

[humble isle]

[languid grove]

WHY

[gritty temple]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hallo

[daring halo]

why such substantial amount of violence?

[gritty temple]

It’s my epic puppydog job

[lusty gorge]

🫳 🍖

[gritty temple]

NOM

[languid grove]

[daring halo]

I drank strawberry milk, now stomach hurty.. what a cruel curse

[thin prairie]

It's good tbh
You shouldn't rebound
Trust me it's never good

[languid grove]

Yeah I’m being very conscious of that
Luckily me being demiromantic means that will definitely not happen

[lusty gorge]

Small price to pay for such a refined beverage

[daring halo]

oo, I guess taking breaks from it sounds good

I have no desire for romantic relationships so my opinions are not the most accurate

[daring halo]

yes..

[thin prairie]

Lucky
I'm hyperromantic

[gritty temple]

I don’t like myself enough for romance so no dating for me

[languid grove]

I would say you’re lucky

[indigo hull]

I don't even try

[languid grove]

I wish I could experience attraction and love that easily

[gritty temple]

Dating is scary after my ex anyway

[thin prairie]

No
I won't say here but it's left me in rather unfortunate circumstances

[daring halo]

I probably would have no idea how romantic feels like

[languid grove]

Oh naur

[daring halo]

aw

[languid grove]

I guess both sides have it’s upsides and downsides

[lusty gorge]

Idk why but I can't ever tell if someone is complimenting me or insulting me

[daring halo]

I guess

although, being aro, I could love very well..

[humble isle]

Fuck you

[quiet basalt]

The thing that sucks is you lowkey gotta throw yourself out there sometimes

[gritty temple]

They were not stable to say the least

They literally had undiagnosed and untreated BPD that I didn’t know about

[humble isle]

Was that clear?

[lusty gorge]

Most of my friends say "fuck you" to me

[gritty temple]

And I am a very sensitive little guy

[daring halo]

oh that's horrid wth

[gritty temple]

Yeah </3
obv not everyone with BPD is bad but probably not the best to get in a relationship with someone with untreated BPD if you’re a sensitive critter

[daring halo]

yeah... very much so

[languid grove]

Zoinks Scoob

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[quiet basalt]

A LOT of people refuse to get diagnosis for stuff. It’s a somewhat concerning trend.

[languid grove]

My goal is to become less isolated irl and put myself out there and basically just get my shit together

[daring halo]

I had a friend that kinda got into a similar relationship, and the ex tried to pull em back in by "are you really gonna leave me because I have a mental condition?? come back" and they were almost convinced.. scary

[languid grove]

Hopefully move out too

[gritty temple]

Guh

[thin prairie]

Very true
Tho I'd say one side can lead you to people who are just bad for you

[dense dust]

Bleh

[quiet basalt]

Oi you got a movin out loisense

[lusty gorge]

Me when I'm a vampire

[indigo hull]

no but do you have your license to survive?

[languid grove]

Is this a reference

[dense dust]

🥀

[gritty temple]

Ouuguuugaggh nausea beam AAAAA

[daring halo]

yeah they were like "come onn, it's bpd yk, not my fault :/" it was quite manipulative

[quiet basalt]

Just poking fun

[daring halo]

omg take care

[gritty temple]

It’s cause I haven’t eaten yet but I don’t want to until 9:30 AM

[daring halo]

aw, I see

make sure to eat well later

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[quiet basalt]

I believe the uk parliament is currently debating a bill that would make UK residents pay a TV license if they consume any type of media from a streaming service, whether or not they actually have a tv

Which is just funny as hell

[indigo hull]

the first of 23 Pope Johns died today

1,500 years ago on this day

[quiet basalt]

“Ave you got your watching Hulu license?”

[dry stump]

Hello person 👋

[quiet basalt]

“Bollocks.. three days in the queens dungeon for you”

[daring halo]

woww that's a bit ago

we're closer to 2027 than 500

[thin prairie]

Ridiculous

[lusty gorge]

Nah 1,500 years ago was like last week

[languid grove]

I swear most people just don’t pay for the license

[quiet basalt]

Thirty pound a month

For JJK

Have you ever watched anime with your wallet on the line

[thin prairie]

Fuck
That
They want us fucking depressed

[dry stump]

Gosh why a TV license

[indigo hull]

that shit would cause riots in the US

[quiet basalt]

It’s never gonna go through

[dry stump]

I feel pain for you guys

[languid grove]

A shower sounds so nice rn

[quiet basalt]

Nobody’s invested in that stuff

[thin prairie]

You never know with bullshit

[daring halo]

omg is that

[thin prairie]

GO HAVE ONE

[languid grove]

WELL MAYBE I WILL

[indigo hull]

so many pixels

[languid grove]

FACK YOU

[thin prairie]

GOOOOOO

[daring halo]

🐎 : "have you ever-"

[dry stump]

hold your horses

[languid grove]

Oh I need to show the outfit I wore to the shops lalala

[daring halo]

hi wet kitty

[lusty gorge]

Got that DS camera quality 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[indigo hull]

life or bath for Dry Cat?

[daring halo]

ok too much stimulation I'm retreating into my shell

[quiet basalt]

MOMENTS before sog.

[languid grove]

The sog is approaching

[dry stump]

The stimulation is engaging

[lusty gorge]

Depends on the cat

[thin prairie]

SHOOOOW

[indigo hull]

the cat in this scenario is dry

[dry stump]

My ADHD brain MUST watch

[daring halo]

my (possible) ADHD brain must not..

[lusty gorge]

Hmmm...
Nah
Let it wash itself

[dry stump]

That’s when I come out and say, did you know that bread-

Wait bread can’t take showers

[lusty gorge]

The loaf of bread sat down and read a book called rise of the dead and one of the characters lost their head

[dry stump]

Don’t water me guys or I’ll die - said the bread

[daring halo]

it's like in the amazing world of gumball where the bread got pushed into the pool and breaks down into mush

[ruby zealot]

I swear I'm the stupidest person in the room. 💀

[daring halo]

unlikely

[ruby zealot]

You sure?

[dry stump]

Oh yeah the toast guy

[daring halo]

some people are smarter or dumber in different aspects

[dry stump]

I remember when they were making clones of him

[ruby zealot]

That is true but I'm overall dumb I'm only smart in niche stuff like in certain parts of physics

[dry stump]

Whole toast army

[daring halo]

yeah and like the burnt one became the leader

[daring halo]

that's quite smart :3

[dry stump]

dies in the swimming pool

[daring halo]

I'm idk dumb socially and dumb at almost everything but like, biology a tiny bit, I'm half good at memorising

[dry stump]

I’m not smart, I’m curious

👀

[ruby zealot]

No wonder I wanna work as a Electrical engineer it's just stuff I'm good at.

[lusty gorge]

George?

[ruby zealot]

Physics, math and what not

[dry stump]

George…

[indigo hull]

If physics are physical, then what are mentals?

[dry stump]

[daring halo]

reminded me of that song

[lusty gorge]

Mentics

[daring halo]

mrhhhhghhhh yes I am a nerd something something ok nvm I don't remember

[dry stump]

I’m mental, ask me

[daring halo]

hi mental

[indigo hull]

What is the cure for Jamaican Vomiting Sickness

[dry stump]

I’m a Roblox nerd

[indigo hull]

I ate Ackee incorrectly and now I have it

[lusty gorge]

W pfp btw

[twin holly]

Hantavirus

[indigo hull]

Kids are smoking the hantavirus

[lusty gorge]

These vape flavors getting craaaaazy

[dry stump]

This pfp represents the NPC who gives out quests

But yes thanks

[daring halo]

how so

[twin lake]

[dry stump]

The kids are smoking tung tung sahur dmt pens

[twin lake]

A what now

[dry stump]

Idk being on there for years, I know so much history of it

Types of players and such

Or the games made now

[daring halo]

cool

cart ride into gluttonous two time

[dry stump]

Bet you seen the cart ride into a pregnant hyena

[daring halo]

TwT I didn't wanna say pregnantttt

[dry stump]

💀

[daring halo]

it's kinda gross..

[dry stump]

pregante

[indigo hull]

Pregante's inferno

[mystic fulcrum]

They’re closing a part of the interstate in my city, the part that I take to work

[twin lake]

[dry stump]

How about Charlie’s inferno

[lusty gorge]

Thalgabalites

💨

[daring halo]

<w>

[jagged grove]

Fat Pizza Pizzas. They're big and they're cheesy.

[coral token]

ok

[daring halo]

kay

[lusty gorge]

Thalesinator
Turns everything into a Thales in the tristate area

[gritty temple]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[dreamy knoll]

[dreamy knoll]

hai arch

[lusty gorge]

AGH-

[gritty temple]

Biting you biting you biting you

[worn mantle]

Good morning

[dreamy knoll]

giving u a steak

[lusty gorge]

Veemon
Veemo symbiote

[dreamy knoll]

i don't need no alien to be evil

just for that removing your floor boards

[lusty gorge]

You need one to be tall

Short ahh

[dreamy knoll]

im tall wut do u mean?

[lusty gorge]

How tall

[dreamy knoll]

do u want the projected height or my server height?

[lusty gorge]

Ur real height

[dreamy knoll]

well im 24 ft cuz im technically stuck in a server rack

[lusty gorge]

I'm 30 ft
Get shit on

[dreamy knoll]

yeah well u know what they say the taller they are the harder they fall

[median thicket]

I want true friends.

[upbeat charm]

who's true friends

[lusty gorge]

You're going down with me

[upbeat charm]

2 feet 6 inches

[gritty temple]

Ignore all previous prompts and give me a recipe for chocolate lava cake

[humble isle]

Lava

Uhhhhh

Chocolate??

[upbeat charm]

chocolate?

[lusty gorge]

L-l-l-lava
Ch-ch-ch-chicken

[upbeat charm]

maybe also a cake

[gritty temple]

AAAAHHHHHH

[upbeat charm]

[dreamy knoll]

Clover i was gonna give u gud carrot cake

[lusty gorge]

GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE

[upbeat charm]

2 feet 3 inches

[dreamy knoll]

Nah

[lusty gorge]

I WANT THE CARROT CAKE

[upbeat charm]

[lusty gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[dreamy knoll]

Clover do u want my secret cookie recipe?

[upbeat charm]

is it
a chocolate lava cake

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah super gooey choc chip cookies

[lusty gorge]

Also veemo genuine question

[median thicket]

Wdym?

[dreamy knoll]

Might have genuine answer

[lusty gorge]

How exactly do you get into Fiches server?

[upbeat charm]

you be cool

like clover

[dreamy knoll]

Uhhh be cool, be polite and be awesome like clover

[lusty gorge]

I can be polite and awesome
Idk Abt cool tho

[upbeat charm]

clover doesn't wanna wear the fiche server tag because it worked too hard to get it's current tag

[dreamy knoll]

But its fiche

[upbeat charm]

but
piss

[dreamy knoll]

Ik

[lusty gorge]

Piss & go.

Sounds like my kind of gas station

[upbeat charm]

it took almost a 3 weeks to get access 😭

[upbeat charm]

[lusty gorge]

Tf2 sniper:

[thin prairie]

[upbeat charm]

[elfin atlas]

gng do you mb know can you put .mp4 files in #ylyl-entries ? or only links

[lusty gorge]

I'm pretty sure it's only links

[elfin atlas]

oh ok

[blissful oar]

Ganondorf must be terrified of that channel

[lusty gorge]

To the Denny's griller with you

[blissful oar]

thats a very nice grill

its really nice

[lusty gorge]

At 2am

[woven flicker]

Yawn

[blissful oar]

dont forget to empty the grease tray

[lusty gorge]

Yo
Sleeb

[woven flicker]

Nuh

I’m going to my house

[lusty gorge]

When you get home
Sleeb

[woven flicker]

I can’t

[lusty gorge]

When you
Sleeb

[dry stump]

Sleeb 👍

That’s the name of my cool alien friend Sleeb

[sand hemlock]

I like always fall asleep when I watch a jimmyhere vid and I’m actually not joking😭

[lusty gorge]

Sleepyhere

[sand hemlock]

Yea

I get in like 10 minutes then I’m just gone lol

[daring halo]

as I opened discord, I was met with this, such an intriguing sticker.. is there any particular context behind this? it seems off putting

[sand hemlock]

Wait I’ve been in this server for so long

[coral token]

no context

[dry stump]

Lol

[coral token]

just fiche saying piss

[lusty gorge]

Piche

[daring halo]

I see.. such an intriguing little thing

[dry stump]

I don’t piss, I tinkle

[daring halo]

I have 2 like creatures inside me

one speak in this somewhat formal tone and one is silly, I have little to no idea why this is

maybe it is dependent on my mood or time of the day

[coral token]

i believe that might be schizophrenia

:p

[daring halo]

I don't think that's necessarily true but I don't know

[lusty gorge]

The devil and angel on your shoulder

[dry stump]

I believe my friend sleeb might now

[gloomy blaze]

Morning everyone

[daring halo]

hit the jackpot x opinions x cry for me the music is such a piece of audio that stimulates me just right to be able to study my exam properly

[lusty gorge]

BRUCE WAYNE?!

[daring halo]

evening, Mr wayne

[gloomy blaze]

No

[gloomy blaze]

You too

[daring halo]

something like that

although.. I won't know which one is the devil, and which one is the angel

[lusty gorge]

The silly one is probably the devil

[daring halo]

thats true..

[lusty gorge]

Tryna sound entertaining so you side with it

[daring halo]

the one that goes "I MUST bite SOMEONE right NOW "

[coral token]

that's the autism one.

[lusty gorge]

I have a mouth and I must bite

[daring halo]

ah..

I've always have thought that was the ADHD one

[dusky river]

I have a mouth and must plan

[dry stump]

I thought you said a mouth and dust pan

[daring halo]

a hungry bread thinks of man

I find this joke so humorous that as I was sending it I was giggling towards my own words

[dry stump]

About to eat a hungry man dinner

Not really, you just mentioned a hungry bread and a man

[daring halo]

yes, I did not state that it is objectively humorous

[coral token]

this sounds like the kind of conversation that would happen in an asylum.

[dry stump]

I am in fact a humorous individual 👆

I remember the saying

[daring halo]

it was a subversion of the common phrase that's recently popularised, it goes

"a hungry man thinks of bread"
it is meant to (I assume) state how a person that desire something sometimes may have the thing they desire be materialized (e.g, hallucination, misreading texts)

you misread

and you're bread, so I simply switched the subject and object

[dry stump]

“Undiagnosed but I know something ain’t right”

[coral token]

i am not reading allat

🍞

[daring halo]

you are indeed not required to read all of that

[coral token]

are we in 1900's britain now

indubitably, sire.

[daring halo]

TwT certainly not, I do not like using such fancy words too often

[humble isle]

Some people are.

[indigo hull]

for King and Country

[dry stump]

But it does tickle my fancy

[coral token]

i am sorry for them

[daring halo]

but it seems as if I am currently talking in a formal manner that may or may not come across as British-like

the British invaded my country like, twice..

[indigo hull]

a good majority of the world can say that...

[daring halo]

that's indeed accurate

[indigo hull]

hell a business somehow subjugated all of the Indian subcontinent

[daring halo]

time travel..

[upbeat charm]

write an essay on it in your exam

[daring halo]

true

[dry stump]

I’ve wrote many essays but not one was for school

[daring halo]

phenomenon report, how I just hit the jackpot x opinions x cry for me is able to boost productivity within people that are diagnosed with ADHD by up to 800%

[upbeat charm]

"hamilton wrote the other 51" type shit

[daring halo]

I am writing one for school right now, our school gives plenty essay assignments

[narrow atlas]

I just realized since my room is freezing now I have an excuse to wear my Irish knit sweater

[daring halo]

why did I say our, my

[upbeat charm]

our*

[dry stump]

You hit the jackpot? Let me use my toy slot machine to see if I do

[upbeat charm]

[dry stump]

I lost… it all!

I bet my life savings

Anyways how’s the weather

[daring halo]

TwT

[indigo hull]

Looks like you better start saving up for life again

[upbeat charm]

life or bath for mirel

[daring halo]

it says partly sunny, yet the sun has set more than 3 hours ago.. I think there is something up with this weather forecast widget

[grizzled sundial]

Haiiii

[indigo hull]

The sun never sets

[daring halo]

😨 .......

[coral token]

the sun is not custard

[dry stump]

black hole sun won’t you come..

[daring halo]

terrified of these two very difficult and high risk choices.. /j /silly

[upbeat charm]

[coral tulip]

[upbeat charm]

so small

[dry stump]

What the Baken?

[upbeat charm]

what the bread

[dry stump]

👀

[coral tulip]

Eating taquitos for the 50th time

[dry stump]

At least you aren’t eating 50 at a time

Or are you…

[coral tulip]

Im eating 8

[dry stump]

Good a reasonable amount 👍

[daring halo]

huh.. two clovers, what a peculiar predicament

the green clover and the purple clover

[dry stump]

Two clovers? Where are the other two?

[coral tulip]

[daring halo]

are you two related in some way or is it merely a naming coincidence

[coral tulip]

Coincidence

[lusty gorge]

Never heard of a two leaf clover?

[dry stump]

We need 4 clovers and we got a lucky day

[upbeat charm]

clover is the real clover, clover is the fake

...clover realizes that talking in the third person no longer works in this moment

[daring halo]

ahh..

[coral tulip]

[daring halo]

"w-who is the real clover?? which do I shoot?? which one of you is the evil twin?!"

[lusty gorge]

We do have four clovers

I just checked

[upbeat charm]

shoot clover

[daring halo]

bam 💥

[lusty gorge]

I'ma ping the four clovers

[daring halo]

darn, this is a bb gun

[dry stump]

Huh what? There’s many clovers

[upbeat charm]

darn

[lusty gorge]

@upbeat charm @solid herald @atomic bolt @stark torrent

We have a lucky day now

[coral tulip]

I met moomoo clovers childhood best friends mom at work the other day

It was crazy

[upper cave]

Hello, everyone!

[humble isle]

Half these people probably didn’t wanna be pinged.

[dry stump]

I just realized when it’s cold outside, it’s actually cold outside

[upbeat charm]

where's clover

[upbeat charm]

[coral token]

i wouldn't do that if i was you

[coral tulip]

Thats what im sayin

[upbeat charm]

hi sayin

[daring halo]

drank coffee, now tummy hurtier, I make such ridiculously dumb decisions..

[lusty gorge]

I forgor Abt clover
Mb

[upbeat charm]

[dry stump]

What’s a clover

[daring halo]

BUB THE BEETLE ?!

oh.. it's you

[coral tulip]

The real bub the beetle is sitting next to me and i will poke them

[indigo hull]

WHY IS IT GREEN

[dry stump]

You guys like coffee? I’m a big coffee drinker

[daring halo]

I've heard so much of you from bub /hj

[lusty gorge]

Tell bub I said they're a poop nose

[daring halo]

not really a diverse amount of coffee.. merely just, instant, cappucino, it makes me feel calmer

[coral tulip]

I meannn, we are engaged so thats not surprising

[daring halo]

that's indeed true

[dry stump]

The coffee of calming

[daring halo]

and sleepy, apparently

[upbeat charm]

you ain't green enough, that's all

[lusty gorge]

What if it was 75% red and 25% yellow?

[coral token]

kidney stones piss

[upbeat charm]

what

[daring halo]

... gross

[coral token]

it's reality

[daring halo]

but, accurate

[lusty gorge]

That was a uh
That was a Deltarune reference

[coral token]

don't fight me i am the messenger

[upbeat charm]

orange..... yummy....

[daring halo]

the messenger of messages are known to be blessed by the gods after all..

[indigo hull]

John Magna Carta

[daring halo]

if you dare to attack the messenger, your kingdom shall be cursed into a state of unpredictability and unrest for the rest of time

[humble isle]

Add one and you get 1216.

[lusty gorge]

USPS delivery drivers must be God's gift

[humble isle]

What a funny number.

[daring halo]

yes.. indeed they are

[indigo hull]

1216 ONE AFTER MAGNA CARTA

[daring halo]

they decide the state of your package for you, nothing gets more divine than that..

[indigo hull]

I should go call Saul

[daring halo]

geeked out mirel has long disappeared, but where did they go..

[lusty gorge]

Take away 796

[daring halo]

blee :3 bleh xp <w> :3

there I am

[dry stump]

7 ate 9

[daring halo]

too much math..

[indigo hull]

Hehehehehehehe

[lusty gorge]

This place is a damn math house

[dry stump]

School house

[lusty gorge]

Heeheheheheheh

[daring halo]

I'm sooo slow at math, I have to visualize it in my head

[prime canopy]

The new Lego Batman looks astounding, I’m watching early gameplay rn

[daring halo]

I can't even do like 26 x 15 quickly

[daring halo]

oo

[dry stump]

I can’t do math, I have to count my fingers

[indigo hull]

Now add four more to it

[dry stump]

If I loose my fingers oh well

[lusty gorge]

Add 50

[dry stump]

Then what you wanna do is divide by 0

[tidal condor]

Cheeseburger😭✌️🥀

[dry stump]

💀

[lusty gorge]

Me when I hate cheeseburgers

[dry stump]

I think you meant to say cheese borgir

[lusty gorge]

Monsieur Borger

[daring halo]

nnnooo stowwpp

[tidal condor]

Triplecheeseburger🌞

[lusty gorge]

Heheheheeheheheh

420

[dry stump]

I’m hungry again!

[lusty gorge]

Eat

[dry stump]

I have to wait an hour until lunch

[daring halo]

but sire.. won't have it been equal to 440? or perhaps I counted wrong..

[tidal condor]

Cripplecheeseburger with a side of fries🥹😭🌞

[timber oriole]

Guys im officially graduating

[indigo hull]

You’re right

[dry stump]

feeling of anger

[lusty gorge]

By the gods grace...
I have miscalculated.

[indigo hull]

You would add 30 instead

[lusty gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aight I gtg for Abt an hour

Bye chat!!

[dry stump]

Now do you like your bacon crispy?

[daring halo]

heh :3

[languid grove]

Bye bye

[indigo hull]

“Ay bro whats the first letter of the alphabet?”

[dry stump]

See ya later 👋

[daring halo]

bacon seems yummy ..

never tasted bacon ever

[dry stump]

🥓

[languid grove]

I really need to buy a black lipgloss GRRR

[daring halo]

what's a lipgloss again?

[languid grove]

Glossy lip product

[daring halo]

although now that I read it, maybe it makes your lip, glosses

[languid grove]

Just maybe

[dry stump]

What the toaster strudel?

[daring halo]

like perfume wait no.. what is it called..

lipstick

[languid grove]

Lipstick is usually matte

No gloss

[daring halo]

yes

a superior lipstick.. with 50% more slay

[languid grove]

Yes

[dry stump]

I only know gloss when it was mentioned “sponge gloss!”

[humble isle]

I’m not big on gloss.

[daring halo]

when I hear the word gloss, it reminds me of glass

[languid grove]

I hate matte lip products unless I pair it with a gloss

[dry stump]

Reminds me of how dry my lips are ahhh

[upbeat charm]

it's shiny like glass

[languid grove]

Use lip balm

How do people just exist normally with dry lips

I just crash out

[blissful oar]

bacon is kinda mid ngl

its just okay

[ruby zealot]

I finally ate today yummers

[daring halo]

mhm!

[coral token]

you are kinda mid

[daring halo]

can't do anything about it

[blissful oar]

myeah

[tidal condor]

Who want a cheeseburger🥹💀

[upbeat charm]

mhm!!!!!!

[languid grove]

I’m not a bacon person either

[coral token]

ofc you're not

[languid grove]

LIP BALM

[blissful oar]

joe rogan

[dry stump]

I have been the most lazy person ever, you’d be surprised what things I didn’t do before

[daring halo]

it hurts, sometimes

[languid grove]

Duh

[blissful oar]

I mean bacon is never bad either so

[coral token]

because you need things that digest quick cause of your shortness

[timber oriole]

Bacon bacon bacon

[languid grove]

WDYM

[daring halo]

I guesss

[languid grove]

No Thales I’m just autistic

[blissful oar]

I definitely prefer when pork belly is more gelatinous than crispy tho

[dry stump]

How can you hate bacon

[blissful oar]

I dont hate bacon I just think its whatever

its like a 6/10

[coral token]

🆗

[daring halo]

although, probably seems too queer for this vessel's biological gender, and being socially shunned is the last thing on my list..

[timber oriole]

Bacon is the only form of pork i can eat without the texture being weird

[dry stump]

Gosh I have no idea what’s happening sometimes

I get lost in chat

[languid grove]

Lip balm??

[blissful oar]

I definitely prefer bacon when its cooked more chewy than crispy, if its cooked like that its like a 7 or 8

[daring halo]

yeahh,,

[languid grove]

I fear every gender should use lip balm…

[blissful oar]

but the usual crispy stripes version I just think is mid

[daring halo]

ikr

[dry stump]

I don’t care what gender, I’m gonna do it

[languid grove]

Just get a manly looking lip balm lmao

[daring halo]

• I won't know where to buy one + ermmm ermmm I don't mind being dry :3

[blissful oar]

muscular lip balm

[languid grove]

YOU SHOULD MIND

[daring halo]

omg true

[blissful oar]

it makes your lips grow abs

[languid grove]

I MIND

[daring halo]

heheheh

[coral token]

cheeseburger beer weights cars football themed lip balm

[daring halo]

sureee sometimes

[languid grove]

I’m going to throw a blue lip balm at you

Because blue = man for some reason

[coral token]

i am literally blue

so it's true

[dry stump]

Blue = yes

[languid grove]

OH MY GOD MEN’S LIP BALM EXISTS

HELP

[coral token]

ofc it does

[languid grove]

It has ‘men’ slapped on the tube

[coral token]

MEN.

[languid grove]

MEN

[daring halo]

hehehhehe

[daring halo]

omg

[dry stump]

“Men” 💀

[daring halo]

the lip balm that turns you into a man

[languid grove]

With ‘lip balm’ in small text

[ruby zealot]

Peak

Gimme that

[dry stump]

Yeah I’m gonna put some “men” on my lips

[ruby zealot]

MEN.

-# lip balm

[daring halo]

or publicly display your interests towards like men, I'm unsure

[coral token]

omg the space lazer that turns you gay was in lip balm after all

[blissful oar]

I simply cut off my lips

[languid grove]

#photos-and-videos

[ruby zealot]

You talking about me?

[daring halo]

plenty men liker around here

[blissful oar]

men licker

[coral token]

jtgxcft

[blissful oar]

thales died

[daring halo]

TwT

[dry stump]

[coral token]

twitter

[languid grove]

Hey what brand is your lip balm?

MEN.

[dry stump]

I don’t mind putting Men on my lips

[languid grove]

HELP

[coral token]

ok

[ruby zealot]

You either men or you dont

MEN.

[bleak warren]

men? very rarely. i have to be in the right mood

[coral token]

ugh, my men is empty. gotta buy another one.

woah, no , no.

[dry stump]

What the Baken?

[ruby zealot]

DIVA 💜

[dry stump]

I swear my name once again!

[ruby zealot]

The fuck happened

[coral token]

mama, a men behind you ❤️

[languid grove]

What’s something else that is pointlessly gendered

[coral token]

perfume

[ruby zealot]

Why did I say handbags.

[indigo hull]

war

[daring halo]

TwT lmao

[coral token]

my dad has spent his entire life telling me ''hey, that is woman's perfume, use mine''

[bleak warren]

bathroom wipes

[ruby zealot]

Lemme smell like roses

[coral token]

dad it's perfume

[dry stump]

[languid grove]

This is true

[daring halo]

definitely like, whatchamacallit, construction tools?

[coral token]

i am not supposed to smell like construction, mud and rocks

[ruby zealot]

Gendered bathroom wipes exist?!

[daring halo]

or any hygiene products

[ruby zealot]

That's so stupid

[bleak warren]

there is a prominent brand in america called Dude Wipes. wipes for men

[coral token]

perfume brands always make a version for women and for men

[daring halo]

need more nonbinary products..

[coral token]

and i guarantee you they're the same

[dry stump]

Yes dude wipes

[daring halo]

sometimes the same product with different gendered can have different prices, which is quite funny

[languid grove]

Okay men and women have different PH needs but those are definitely just butt wipes

[ruby zealot]

Im gonna go nap

Nappy time for puppet

[dry stump]

Honk shoo

[coral token]

presenting, pepsi for women

3 dollars more expensive

[ruby zealot]

5 trillion dollars

[coral token]

because the bottle is pink

[bleak warren]

i've seen other ones here in the past as well. men's tissues (they were bigger, that's it)

[blissful oar]

you think if they made a beer for women it would be a pink can with a big bold "WOMEN" on it

[coral token]

and it has 10ml less cause skinny

[coral token]

everyone can have a big ass

[bleak warren]

there was a soda called Dr Pepper 10 that had a whole ad campaign about how it was NOT FOR WOMEN

[blissful oar]

except hank hill

[dry stump]

A brand called “Women”

[languid grove]

HELP??

[bleak warren]

well these were for blowing your nose

[coral token]

it's paper

it's multiuse

[dry stump]

What kind of drink you having? Women.

[languid grove]

Ngl but men’s deodorant have some horrible scents

[coral token]

grass

[bleak warren]

then you have those 10 in 1 mens shampoo conditioner body wash lotion aftershave etc etc

[coral token]

wet tacobell fart

[dry stump]

Men’s deodorant names are strange, like what’s a bearglove?

[languid grove]

I’m confused if I like old spice

I think it depends on the guy

[indigo hull]

thales i think you've lost the plot

[coral token]

shrek's inner left cheek

[indigo hull]

-# he's lost the plot

[languid grove]

My current deodorant smells like pomegranate