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"do to"
He is in your head
People tend to see what they want even if it's not there/j
it is what it is 
one time my friend and I had the same dream from different perspectives
past is past, done and over
imma try to p rank p 2 in ultrakill in vc
homestuck reference
FUCK WRONG REPLY LMAO
lol wrong response
what difficulty?
I saw that
standard
I used to have shared dreams a lot as a kid. Same with a lot of dreams that were premonitions
im gonna try to summon a pack of cigs
wish me luck
in the words of the terminals:
h a v e f u n.
best not to tho, gotta stay clean right
i smoked a cigarette twice, wasn't for me
I remember my dreams in vivid detail
i have one like half done in my closet
Yeah I don't recommend them
this reminded me of it
Im a lot less clairvoyant nowadays but sometimes i still predict things
ive gotten close so i think i can do it at some point
my dad has been pressuring me to smoke, I ain’t falling for it
Cancer isn't very fun
i dreamth of death.
Jealous and also not jealous
only sometimes for me
Yeah it's not fun sometimes
for mortem was knocking on my door.

Jealous cause my weird dreams are insane, and not jealous cause 90% of the time im having night terrors that my body makes me forget
KoY
I wish i could remember my dreams
Yeah I don't forget my night terrors 
I can remember some of mine, usually depends
Not jealous of that.
HGF every single person has did atleast one of these things: cigs/vape, alc, caffeine
Opinions on people thinking 67 is funny?
Same think in America
i read that as furry
Most people I went to HS with either smoked weed or vaped
i think im passing out
i remember about half of my dreams. most of those are either unpleasant dreams about my family or dreams about a town i've never been in but i can remember where everything is
I still think 21 is funny. I have no room to be harsh
well yeah, can you blame most people?
yes
okay then
it's better than E
it's no dumber than any other meme really
doesn't bother me
I had a dream that felt like it lasted 3 years once 
i wanna drown in a pool of food rn...
hi crying
Yeah but 21 has like a whole meme to it but 67 is "funny" just because some guy said it in a song once
whats so sad about that
He could be crying tears of joy
That happened a lot to me as a kid but with my perception of time being all messed now everything gets so varied
ermm not in my dictionary
FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
We must use different dictionaries
The green thing…was the BEST thing I have EVER had on my 18 billion years on this planet
okay old fart
Not to defend it but i think its more than just the song now. Memes grow into new things regardless of where they start
im sorry
can you tell us what the green thing was
moss
Begginner dude here how do I start duding like a pro
I'm gonna go cry now bye chat 
wear a seatbelt
Biting you Headbutting you rolling you chomping you tackling you drop kicking you marinating you murdering you
Later bud
im gonna pass out bye chat
I like the color of your name
wear a seatbelt
🍓
-# please don't call me bud 
Ty
Oooo ty
Can someone tell me how to dude like a pro
Oh sorry
🥭
Veez n'daaz pahss owt.
Ooooo Ty
wait they have a mango emoji?
uhhhhh treat your feeling in an unhealthy way by ignoring them and hiding them away
I cant find nice things to call anyone lol, it never works
OKAY I NEED TO SLEEP I READ THAT AS NICHE
Miss ma'am or girlie works for me, if not just use gng or gang
dew it
hg go nap
I'm not a dude professional but I don't think that's how you start duding
I’ll just stick to using peoples names
IM NOT GONNA SLEEP IMMA CRY GRRR
I mean the jimmyhere dude
Alrighty
how do I dude like a pro
NO SLEEP
honestly i should be going to sleep so you're cooked puppeteer
Sleep is for the weak
please...call me puppet
alright
puppet seems more friendly
🫂
weak is for the sleep
puppeteer is more...nice in a professional way
Theres one for this 🎎

🫴
🍪
symbols
what puppet said
night chart
me go pass out
and hopefully not die
Sleep safe😭
yes
I JUST BURPED UP THE FUMES OF MY MEDS
monsters
Me
you're gonna die
the boogeyman
I HOPE SO
IT TASTES LIKE SHIT
heart attack
I take my meds with water so I never taste them
go to sleep rah
i mean, that could happen anywhere at any time
Nuclear strike
fun right?
i prefer not to think about it
Organ harvesters using projectiles:

Smudge what’s the number after 2
two and a half
4 ** **
how
It can’t be a decimal or a half
fym how
Actually you may be right. I didn’t take into account for the amount that Steam or xbox takes for themselves
72
you sent a single digit
Sylvia.
Sylvia why are you yellow.
2 is after 2, so long as 2 doesn't change
the mods love me that much
_ _
I remember this one video on where someone mistook a praying mantis for a lizard, and then I recreated it by having a mantis nymph on my finger watching that video. But I don't have perms 😭

meganerd
_ _
that's some loud silence
isnt that right smudge?

Mods kill this guy
mods give omar fruit
Mods nuke this entire server
Mods ban everyone
And also give Omar fruit
don't tempt me
mods turn HGF into jelly
hi mods
mods: hi
idk what you mean
what yall know about your favorite martain
mods lets mod

Mods, build me a temple
you mean peak?
mods when they need to go modding
Summon everyone again….
PEAK ALERT
have Hugh ping 155K people
theyre peak
lets mod just this once modders
let's larp
just this once
let's invade Naboo
First we Mod, then we Erator
Glorp?
someone draw this
Fellas...
Let's moderator.
let's mod, just this once
mfw i find out glagg is in the trade federation 
the orphan tears story is peak
Yeah I recalculated. ~1.7 million copies, I think
THEIR DIAGRAM HAD A PYRAMID SCHEME HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
if you rearrange the letters in mod and add an extra D you get doom
lwk could go for a bottle of orphan tears...
💀
-# don't take that out of context
evil plot discovered
taking this out of context
so you have chosen... death
what kind
Who here is going to watch TADC last episode in theaters?
clover has an oc now do you wanna see
mod -> mod³ -> modmodmod -> markiplier muppet me -> goats -> lebron -> basketball -> sports -> dodgeball -> highschool -> theatre -> acting -> tv show -> supernatural
going with friends
....
go to sleep
you're going crazy
nuh uh
what
what
Last time I'll mention it, I don't wanna bug you
oki
sure
they're trying to silence me
dms...
Since demo 5 dropped, I suddenly became unable to solo the demo 4 boss fight.
Slingshot, which is my main attack no longer works even when its defense is down, I think it’s cause they buffed it to 2 defense.
Yep, they did buff its base defense.
Did you guys know that in certain seasons in Australia it literally rains spiders
Like, they have web parachutes and stuff
I also used to be able to take down its minions by attacking it with the rocket (it has invulnerability until its minions are defeated but it used to damage the minions regardless), but now that also got fixed.
i hope homer drops his dougnut makes it into the next ylyl
egg
My houses AC has been turned on, and my room is now a walk in freezer
I’m happy I’m no longer suffering from sweat, but now I’ll be suffering from cold
cookie
now you must ask yourself which of the two is better, scorching unbareable heat, or fridgid cold
Holy shit they got John Kiriakou on the Matan show
I love the heat. I specifically said suffering from sweat cause I’m allergic to my sweat
I DID ITT
If I wasn’t allergic than I’d be happy as hell to be sitting in my sauna of a room, but alas my immune system is fucking stupid
I FINALLY BEAT IT
burger
P RANK P2
that sucks dude

Especially since I hate being cold

Tell it to get a college education
so its a lose lose situation?
I mean I’ll be doing that this year
Problem solved then
Pretty much
I have medicine for it tho, but I try to use it very sparingly

I had a medicine that I started with, but I took it everyday, and my body adapted
Damn
So I’ve been on a new one that I take when I feel like I need to
Tuberculosis can do something similar iirc
eggburgler
Could be wrong
stop burglering the eggs
I actually can't believe i did it
Well I’m only this pale cause I’m white, but my lungs are very healthy
Lmao
but why
But TB is a bacteria that acts like a virus, and I believe goes after the immune system, so maybe
I was grinding so fucking hard for months to do it but I finally put sisyphus on a t shirt
YOU STAND UPON YOUR MOUNTAIN OF EGGS AND WHEN WE ASK FOR ONE YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK WHY? WE ARE STARVING!

im srry
i donate 100 eggs

Hello all
the eggs are my friend
frens
primus sucks
where is everyone
am i alone with only me eggs
i keep spelling my as me am i going insane
just me and my eggs
my 400 egg frens
only one of wich have a name gregoriah
bye eggs
Say wallahi bro say wallahi😭
Gn everyone I'm going to sleep
Sleep well
HEELLLOO
Hydro
when is jimmy gonna ask me for our roomtours for a video?
it's me jimmyhere
NO WAY 😮
it's wendsday my dihs
Oh my god there is a bunch of rain world memes in the meme channel.
meow
I'm never going to the Jimmyhere vcs ever again😭
Hallow guys
Ouuggghhh slapping my bellayyy
Canon event for Jimmycord members to witness the chaos of the VCs at LEAST once
I'll never forget what I witnessed there😶
HEJDHD??? What happened 
Idk😭
Is it normal for people to meow?
No
But it is normal for them to bark
barkbBARKABRKABRKABRKBARKBARKBATKBARKBARKBARK
Bruhhh
😭
Quick question… what do I do if I see my pet rats having a full wwe match in their cage? Need to know for next time because I couldn’t sleep from all their noise.
Yo chat
Crucify
But use duct tape instead of nails
With what popsicle sticks??
Full tree
Bro they’re like five inches long at least
No joke they’re doing it again
Do them like they did doflamingo
BLACK AND WHITE ONE GOT BROWN PINNED TO THE WALL
damn she ran away
Omg I just got the reference in your username
Meme channel is still rain channel
Bruh
Ok bro
Who would win
Ball Wizard or 2 Pea Wizards
Neither, wizard cat
Ok bro
Is that a star fox shirt 😍😍😍
MIKU IS A GUY?!?!
miku is a girl
SHE WAS A GUY?!?!
“Star Fox; Fire at will!!!” -my goat (and pookie)
Unless you make her a guy frfr
Arch
Bro I’m new how do I post my funny video to jimmys ylyl
Do not let bro in my wifi 🥀

Uwu
Wait for YLYL entries chat channel to reopen
And it was peak 🌹🌹🌹
I keep seeing the phrase "Every Miku is canon" thrown around, so it's canon
Turn Miku into a beautiful butch lesbian 🫵
It’s like a universe thing tho
Imma turn u into a miku
Like marvel
The mikuverse
Like there’s a marvel universe in which the hulk is Ironman

Yeah Ik
Enjoy
Like that’s technically canon but it’s not the main canon, yk?
Gwa gwa
He’s chill

So transune Miku is technically canon, but not the main canon you heard?
I guess?
No she is trans in canon because I said so gg ez
I guess bro ✌️
Btw yes guys, I am in fact EBay username LadiesMan217 if anyone was asking.
Ok? Anyways
You
you
Jimmythere
Hai :3
Hatsune Miku is a beautiful trans MtF lesbian
🫴 🍔
And hiding in your wifi
Jimmy Beast 🤤
Um ok
She is going to use your wifi to play Deadlock
Burbur

:p
I high key prefer the cannibalism one
Mhm
Dead miku canon
Was sad that I can’t spam a gif that I like and then remembered I can just make it into a sticker so im gonna go do that
MrBeat
I was ran over by a car
Oh
Like every time I bring up Miku to my friends they say some shit like “let me download her”
Bro ✌️😭
Let me download her
So they ruined Miku for me
I was never really a fan of her
I prefer the one that’s Chinese
But if you like her good for you
And cannibalistic
I never liked vocaloid -w-
Forgot they name tho
what???
The Chinese one
They music kinda annoying
That did Butcher Vanity
That is not hatsune miku
High key real
Miku is not a real person but she is still fun to watch
Ik it’s not Miku
It’s the one that eats people
And is Chinese
Anyone here follow Christ?
Their name is Yi Xi!
Oh ok
My bad, just wanted a yes or no
Yi Xi living life to the fullest 🌹🌹🌹

Cosette 
I strive to be like Yi Xi
Pokes you
Hai illumi :3
Hey >.<
Went to the movie theaters
Ah ?
Just like I strive to be like Donquixote Doflamingo, Eren Yeager, and Herald
I WILL BARF ON THE FLOOR IF CHRISTMAS DUCK TYPES AGAIN
I saw top gun and people fighting
Ok bro 🌹
Why do pink roles have to be so weird
Damn it’s everywhere
Obvious discrimination 🥀
Damn bro
Yes
Oh hello
The minority belittling the majority, as per usual. 🥀🥀🥀
PINK FOR LIFE
Forged from experience 
Or is it? VSauce music
Discord being annoying asf smh
Get back in the pit pinky
Vsause is peak
How come ?
Yk what
Alright man



bluey getting hit by a truck meme 😭
Also their color is aquamarine
Question, what yall be doing at home during the pandemic
Not that I endorse such language
nothing really
Discord telling you that an error has occurred when trying to make a sticker but not telling you what the error is </3
Hantavirus or Coronavirus
My Arin Hanson high has chilled out. I've mostly relaxed
Where do I submit memes tomorrow



We get autistic
Hey John Cloverrrrr
we get a little silly
_ _
Small
so small
Slapping my belly rn

Where do I submit memes tomorrow I’m new

Hello
hi new
No I mean I don’t know what I’m doing
And no my name is Owen but thikuna is discord name
I just need to know where to submit
Hi guys
hello clover
you're good lol
but you just said that you're doing
hello veem
Kalina how do I submit memes tomorrow
Shi idk I dunno either
read the #ylyl-rules❗
hru clover
I did is it just #ylyl-entries
good, eating crackers 
wbu
Maybe it opens on Wednesday and clears because theirs just Jimmy's chats
read it properly it will tell u what u gotta do to put a entry
I know how to put one
losing brain cells
I don’t know where to put one
I have really bad comprehension skill mb
meow
entries aren't open
get them back...
nah its the only way i can stand being here
I figured it out
what if you sat
even sitting here i need no brain cells
woah
I'm watching Dexter 
can i send u something in dms?
yes!
Guys is it Autistic to forget something?
No everyone can forget something
Sort term memory + bad at direction + dyslexic and uhhhhhhhhhhhh i love different colors that has light goes through them
Short term memory and being bad at direction is normal. Liking colors does make you autistic?? /pos
Idk
Autism is a communication disorder so it's like whenever you're overwhelmed/overstimulated, you struggle saying that
gay


i love subnautica because what do you MEAN I nicknamed one of the Reapers "Aura Reaper" because all it does is swim past me menacingly at random moments and not attack me
one time it ROARED, swam RIGHT next to me, and just didnt do shit , fucker just wanted to startle me for shits and giggles
W tag lwk

🫴 🌮

enjoy
i am coming out as a gender terrorist, pray for soon all your genders will be rubble while my they/them stands tall above you.
wrong server actually
i dont know you people
lmaooo
holy shit, gender neutral's antithesis, gender evil
smudge more like smidge

Smoodge
I hate ghasts so much.
urgh
You
Mali hru
Yep it’s me
Hru air
wanting to collapse
Too sleep right?
Aside from the fact that every day now I experience near constant lightheadedness, good all things considered, how about you?
open ended
Rawr
I dont wanna be in class in the next 40 mins
anyway back to sleep I go

Hydro
Veemo
Hru
Autocorrect nearly made me call you chemo lmao
Ok that actually kinda hurt me (thanks auto correct)
Hydro 
I’m fine, doing a character redesign rn, thinking it’s coming out well but taking a break to charge my phone and take care of blood sugar lol. Hbu
Sorry 
Tired and dont wanna be in class in 30 mins (its ok hydro auto correct hates me
)

Hi Bonley
wishing you the best of luck
I hope you're having a day 
i cant wait to see my commissions
-# Shit she spoiled my plans for tomorrow, damn she’s good… uhhhh
Yeah I can’t wait to see them too 

Well i spoiled my plans too
🫴 🥕
Thank you Meevo
Wait you make music? Please send I’ll take a listen
-# sorry if you’ve told me you make music before I’m very dumb and forget
Mayonnaise?
The instrument?
Yes or no
Squidward can't lie to me I know it's an instrument
Yes or no mayonnaise
Yes
You have been spared
Moss
Chicken sandwich ordered

Im hungy
🫗

This liquid is red
It could've been blood but you choose KETCHUP
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE IT BE BLOOD?!????!


THE BRUTALITY, DRENCHING THE PLANT IN BLOOD
I have no idea
I'LL POUR KETCHUP ON YOU
Google says its actually an excellent one
You wouldn’t dare. I will gag and die if I touch ketchup
Im basically v1
Ok I'll do mayonnaise instead
Good to know, I’m horrible at taking care of of plants I had no idea they needed a blood sacrifice this is great information

Anything can be solved with a good ol blood sacrifice
So what your saying
To save the environment we must kill everyone
Blood is fuel..

🍋

Lemon
Do you wanna try that game i was talking about :p
hru tree
Am gud :3 waiting on doordash to get my chicken sandwich here :p
Wbu :3
i don't wanna be in class
i got a goat of yapping
issue is he makes all the lectures so boring on a monday evening
Oh to have enough money to cosplay whoever I wanna...
Buuhhhh sure in like 15 mins
Okee


☝️

☝️ ☝️ 👇 👇
🫵
👉 👈

Haha hit yall with the Konami code

Welp that’s enough pointing for now, time to vanish to shower
Funny enough I watched her beat Douglasdouglas at Geoguesser tonight
nice
bitsune
Interesting autocorrect
Roadhogmafia#2986
Hiiii
Allo Brighton boy 🗣️
bello demon
demon do u wanna take my class wednesday?
Take my shift wednesday and you got a deal

deal enjoy a teacher who won't stop yapping for 4 hours straight
Heeellooo
So bro said this before, it got deleted by the mods
So genius strategy they say it again
Also hantavirus is not all that infectious. Like it requires someone to be in extremely close proximity to someone for an extended period of time for it to spread. Only reason it’s really spread as much as it has is because people are idiots

IVE DONE NOTHING
YOU COATED ME IN MAYONNAISE, THEY TOOK FOREVER TO GET OFF IN A SHOWER
The whole hantavirus stuff confuses me
We are so quick to think its like covid
bitsune guess wut
We did this exact thing with Scarlet Fever just for it to die out in a couple months
Although Scarlet Fever was very very dangerous
People are scared/ fearmongering because covid happened and we don’t wanna get all locked down again
Fear mongering is scummy as fuck
Hantavirus is dangerous and has spread a bit, but that’s mainly due to human stupidity and it’s nowhere near as infectious as covid
The reason Covid was a big deal was how fast it spread, and the fact we didn’t have anything to counter it
I've heard some people are intentionally trying to spread it

Hantavirus doesn’t spread well and we have research on it, since it’s been around for a long time
… what is this the patient zero campaign from hitman 2016?? Can’t people just BEHAVE THEMSELVES
Because humans
Anything for drama nowadays.
Can humanity just like stop
People would cut off their own hand for sympathy and a couple thousand views
interesting ill keep that in mind /j
… have you seen the Darwin awards?
1$ execution vs 1,000,000$ execution
Nah im honestly not very online, I try stray from media cause its just full of fearmongering and propaganda
demonitised
Someone tried to saw their own fucking leg off to claim insurance money and clout. Yeah went about as well as you would expect considering my last sentence
Discord is the only media I have
yeah ive seen a youtuber talk about them
Twitter sucks, Insta sucks, even Google is full of bullshit sometimes
Based
Ill use Google though for like fact checking and information if I need to learn it
I have discord and YouTube. That’s all I have and all I want
imma give u a cookie
I use YouTube but I only watch like a couple YouTubers
Imma be real, I do have a bluesky account for the sole purpose of following fiche
Like I have done nothing with it besides that
Idk what Bluesky is
Oh wait I do use Twitch but again its literally to only watch 1 streamer
Twitter but without twitter owner
Aussieantics, super chill and nice Fortnite Competitive streamer
Oh i see
ah yes an aussie streamer
Hes super cool
ik saw him once in person
Really???
yeah i think it was a fortnite tourney
Sick
yeah kitsune next time me anf floob are on u should join
WHY NOT BUTT
NUH UH
Aaaaaa
Make a haggis
For sentiment
Idk how to help you here
Can you like
Can you talk to her?
I can't talk to anyone 
I can barely talk in vc with people I pretend aren't real
Wha
Do you
Have social anxiety around your mother?
No I have selective mutism
Ah ok

Fair enough
🫂

I'M NOT REAL?!!!
can I say gay in this server
How do you think I feel
oh yeah nvm
Gay
gay..

GAY
;-;
different volume of gyay
I pretend you aren't so I can speak to you 
that makes sense
how does the artist role work? do you lose it after not posting art in a while
don't worry
It's true
I am the gay lava lamp from discord
It's the guy from fortnite
IM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
IM REALIZING THAT MY FIRST LANGUAGE IS DYING
AND MY RELIGION IS ALSO DYING
FAHHHHH
What religion is you
Jimmycord bot won't let me say it here
I'll dm you
Kay
Meow

Whyyy
No gunnnsss
oo wait you can't mention religions here? that'd make sense
Yes
Christian
Nooo
Judaism
Satanism
what other religions are there other than these 4 /j
Hinduism?
I don't wanna bypass GRAHHH

Add me so I may tell you about my faith 
oki
did it
I love learning about other people’s religions
As long as ppl don’t try to force it on me, we chillin
I'm technically like
agnostic at the very most
Hellenism
happens
My dying ass religion 🥀
no idea what that is
I’m interested
Add me 
it's very interesting /pos
I'm a agnostic theist
But I don't wanna tell my religion but dd knows
Yepperoni
dingus dollar?
Daydreamer
lmao okay makes sense
WHAT???
?
What do you require, mortal /j
Someone shoot him down /j
being atheist is illegal here TwT you'll genuinely actually get arrested
so don't uh tell anyone
nonchalantly dodges all the bullets w my green stink aura
DayDreamer -> master -> puppeteer master
:o
HOLY SHIT
also certainly an interesting shortening of the name
😭
but daydreamer is kinda of a longer name I guess
What if I call you Dayday? 
Go for it!!
YAY
Any nicknames fly
NEW FRIEND HAS UNLOCKED A NEW NICKNAME WOOHOOO
starlitdaydreamer
Yo day guess wut
DayDreamer -> master -> puppeteer master -> Aurelia
Hm?

so it's like daydreamer and the star that's litting is the sun
🫴 🍪 🍪
double the cookie
I CRAVE them
DayDreamer -> master -> puppeteer master -> Aurelia -> Veemo.ai
I hoard them
Cookie that clones itself via mitosis
my head hurts but I don't think this had anything to do with the superglue
Ehhh
Puppeteer Master -> Aurelia
Scheming
Aurelia
My head hurts because of me hitting my vape too hard too much
ok maybe it is the superglue (UNintentionally.)

ooh wow don't do that
Dw I got to brag about my religion I'm happy now 
Nuh uh
Ill give u 3 cookies if u quit
BOY IM GOING THROUGH THEM RN
I do believe the Seven Years’ War will begin today
But my cookies are best
I’m trying to quit. I’m clean of everything else for 3 months!
Good
what's rhat
No weeed, no booze, no… uh white stuff
aw
Sending u to the 7 day war
I’m sober and I hate it but love it

I've tried vape like once it was yum
okayyyy :// sure :3
My vape is strawberry cupcake flavored :)
I can’t hit one without immediately going into a coughing fit

Doesn’t matter the flavor the outcome is the same
it tastes like strawberry wafer
Daydreamer mirel is 16 
I’ve been vaping since I was 13…
Good
Bc if you wasn't happy I'd have to hug you till you explode
fortunately I didn't get withdrawal it seems, probably because limited exposure
I’m 18 lol
you can still hug me berry berry tight 
ermm yep :3
NO MWAHAHAH
Me 2
C h i l d
PLISSSS I SO LITTLE AND WANT HUG 
nnuuuu TwT
Why's everyone so silly here rn
I'm uhhh uuhmm
So little and throwable
yeahh I guess
wow....
DONT THROW ME I JUST A BABYYYY
Same
Istg if anyone says unc
Unc
lmaoo
PRETTY LADYYYYY HAIII
(I’m literally older but continue)
Free vacation to sun
Don’t worry I’m older so
Sounds like a win win
Ok ok cool. Acceptable
I'm crineee TwT what a threat

My favorite threat? I’m gonna get you.
It’s so vague
I love it
omg that is scary yeah



