general

[bleak warren]

you're getting the same context everyone else is

[finite cedar]

Sponge whats your special interest

[bleak warren]

i think Homple just really hates the city of Indianapolis

[bleak warren]

me?

[finite cedar]

Yes

[bleak warren]

well it's a bit unfortunate but...

nascar

[storm whale]

the people there are miserable

[finite cedar]

Tell me about it

[pure pike]

How so

[storm whale]

they just exhude it and act like it

[bleak warren]

it's difficult being a fan of something where 99% of the people involved uh, well. would not like me very much.

[finite cedar]

That is a large reason i stop liking things

[pure pike]

I feel like if there's a place we destroy it should be Michigan

[storm whale]

wait I realized FDIC takes place in Indy and I respect first responders too much to take that away

[indigo hull]

I just ignore their existence

[storm whale]

I guess Indy will be spared

[indigo hull]

im not gonna let someone ruin it for me

[finite cedar]

Cant, im the pavlovs dog

[pure pike]

What about Michigan

[bleak warren]

a strong hatred of michigan usually means someone is from ohio

[indigo hull]

damn

[pure pike]

How dare you

[bleak warren]

i said usually!

[pure pike]

True

[finite cedar]

Everything has an association with it that was carved into me. I cannot enjoy things ive had bad experiences with because those experiences become part of the thing to me

[storm whale]

Michigan is pretty good overall actually

[pure pike]

What's good in Michigan?

[indigo hull]

Shipwrecks

Lake Michigan has a lot of them

[pure pike]

Isn't that a bad thing?

[storm whale]

the people tend to be okay or nice, it's beautiful, and the cities are clean most of the time

[languid grove]

When I hear Michigan I just think of the animal cannibal song aka the original uncanny valley video called ‘possibly in Michigan’

[pure pike]

But Detroit though

[finite cedar]

Good things become their bad fanbases and such unless i am fortunate enough to never see them

[languid grove]

It’s from 1983

[bleak warren]

i grew up in a very poor very southern family, i ended up not like my family in a lot of ways, but one of the things that stuck with me was colorful car go in circle

[storm whale]

Detroit is actually not that bad nowadays but it is still worse than it could be

[bleak warren]

i can literally just watch them circle for 500 miles and never get bored

[finite cedar]

I was close to liking cars but for some reason it didn’t stick

[pure pike]

If that's the case then we need to find somewhere different to destroy

[finite cedar]

I forget what they’re called but ive been in one of the race cars thats real skinny and funny to look at

[storm whale]

Chicago ig

[finite cedar]

And that almost made me really like the sport

[storm whale]

or Philly

[bleak warren]

was it a dragster?

[pure pike]

But Chicago is in BoJack horseman

[storm whale]

Philly

[bleak warren]

but the cheesesteaks

[pure pike]

I think that's also in BoJack horseman

[storm whale]

too bad

[finite cedar]

Its kinda like that but the wheels were on fins that extended from the sides

[indigo hull]

the British have captured Philadelphia

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPPP

[pure pike]

Fair point

[storm whale]

we need to keep William Penn contained

[bleak warren]

i don't want to be british

no offense Rika

[indigo hull]

let me correct you, you don't want to be English

[thorn locust]

who does?

[indigo hull]

when you really break it apart its primarily England that gives the British a bad reputation

[bleak warren]

i do have irish and scots in me blood

[indigo hull]

me too

[pure pike]

We gotta bomb it

[finite cedar]

Why are they in there

[pure pike]

If the British have it then no one gets to have it

[bleak warren]

and russian

[indigo hull]

ive also got some Dutch and Scandinavian

[storm whale]

I'm white and a bit Belgian I think

[indigo hull]

Flemish or Walloon?

[finite cedar]

Im purple and stuff

[pure pike]

Aren't there different kinds of white?

[bleak warren]

the most prominent ancestry i have are irish and russian but there's also scottish and french

[storm whale]

yeah but I'm talking white white (English)

[indigo hull]

sadly i think English is my most prominent

[storm whale]

same

[indigo hull]

followed by Irish and Scots

[pure pike]

Like British?

[finite cedar]

Thats a whole topic that if you wanted to get in depth on you’d get in trouble here

[bleak warren]

i found out my russian ancestors were the servants of my wife's russian ancestors so that's fun

[pure pike]

Bro what

[storm whale]

England

[indigo hull]

lmao

you two were destined to be together it seems

[finite cedar]

Its like hella political lol

[storm whale]

peak comedy

[pure pike]

I believe that's a flavor of British

[indigo hull]

im gonna break every bone in your body

[storm whale]

I am not British, i am white

[unreal kiln]

very many

[indigo hull]

mf dare imply Scotland is a flavor of British

[pure pike]

Nuh uh

[bleak warren]

i got a thing to do for a few hours, don't burn the house down

[storm whale]

ew, no they're different

[bleak warren]

it's better not to discuss it, could get unpleasant

[storm whale]

lightning a match rn

[indigo hull]

also against the rules innit?

[pure pike]

It wasn't unpleasant until you guys said something about it

We're just having a conversation

[indigo hull]

-# why the fuck did I add that?

[finite cedar]

Thats what im sayin

[bleak warren]

technically. it could certainly lead to things that are

[bleak warren]

i'm a mod and i say that this conversation isn't appropriate for this server

[left sierra]

Goooooooooooooooood morning everyone!
I just took a DNA test, turns out, I'm autistic.

[finite cedar]

One of us now

[indigo hull]

welcome to the cul- i mean club

[pure pike]

Meh meh meh me me meh meh

[left sierra]

Live and Learn plays in the distance

[pure pike]

Wtv

[left sierra]

Spot the reference, win a prize

[storm whale]

how does a dna test tell you that?

[storm whale]

[left sierra]

😐

[finite cedar]

To simplify, autism kinda changes like almost everything about your body

[indigo hull]

wait really?

[storm whale]

oh

didn't know that

[left sierra]

Yeah, you get like superpowers or something

I know because I watched Oscar bait autism movies

[finite cedar]

The way you process everything is different from like stimulus to your own homeostasis

[storm whale]

with great Autism comes great Responsibility or summ

[finite cedar]

Like your immune system is different too

[storm whale]

that's interesting

[finite cedar]

And all this stuff varies from person to person too

[left sierra]

Hence the term, spectrum

[finite cedar]

Autism also makes you susceptible to some autoimmune disorders and shit cause of that

[storm whale]

yeah but i thought it was mental processes not also everything else

[left sierra]

Not mental, cognitive

[storm whale]

I learning rn

[storm whale]

yeah sorry

[finite cedar]

So its common for people with autism to have ehlers danlos syndrome

[storm whale]

oh interesting

[left sierra]

ADHD and in some ways Dyslexia is mental stuff, cognitive will do the doing until the doing do

[finite cedar]

And that condition has many flavors too

[pure pike]

poop

[obtuse marten]

I just saw someone with white and black hair on a scooter wearing a tail just shredding their way down a curb and that shit made my day.

[left sierra]

Hehe

[obtuse marten]

They know they cool as shit.

[left sierra]

I wear my wolf tail to curling on some days just to ensure people are confused

[indigo hull]

legendary aura

[finite cedar]

I cant take the word aura seriously. It just makes me think the person has stink lines

[pure pike]

I used to think that fuzzies were weird but now I feel weird for not being a fuzzy

[obtuse marten]

Holy fucking shitballs that was so cool

[indigo hull]

allow me to rephrase then

they were simply legendary

[left sierra]

Absolute cinema, as some would say

[finite cedar]

I expected you to say “legendary stink lines” if im so honest

[indigo hull]

no 😭

[finite cedar]

Happy orange

[pure pike]

I hate that the milking stream is canon

[storm whale]

that person better know how cool they are

[lethal sierra]

Thank you

[unreal kiln]

jimmyhere canon is wrong

[obtuse marten]

That's not even the first time I've seen them

[pure pike]

Jimmy with big bouncy oingly boinglies is also cannon

[obtuse marten]

They know they cool

[lethal sierra]

"Oingly boinglies"

[unreal kiln]

the only real character near me is this dude who covers himself in vegetable oil

and then dances at an intersection

[crystal marlin]

:screamingbird:

[unreal kiln]

for like 9 hours

every sunday

[indigo hull]

he is probably living the best life

[pure pike]

Holy free will maxing

Thanks for the idea

[dusky river]

All we got is a homeless man that screams at cars and talks to his pet hog

[finite cedar]

The latest notable person ive seen was this 7 foot tall alt dude with a really cool piercing and i was in awe for a bit when i saw em

[unreal kiln]

according to one of my friends hes doing it because he was willed to by a higher power

[finite cedar]

That was some few months ago

[pure pike]

Unironically tuff

[stable pier]

hello

[finite cedar]

[indigo hull]

i know a few people who ride horses everywhere

[unreal kiln]

I forgot I live in fucking narnia and everyone I meet is a character

[indigo hull]

hell I saw one while going to my local weed shop a few days ago

[finite cedar]

I MISS HAVING HORSES SO FUCKING MUCH

Please never get me started on horses

I miss horses

I mourn having horses harder than ive mourned lost family

[lapis thunder]

Good afternoon y'all

[unreal kiln]

going to downtown orlando is similar to entering hogwarts everyone you see on the street is doing something stupid

[dusky river]

Our local police force uses more horses than squad cars

[storm whale]

quite the quote right there

[finite cedar]

Sup

[lapis thunder]

I wanna visit Orlando. But only for epic universe

[unreal kiln]

was walking to a ferris wheel and found a dude who had a leash with ten ferrets on it

and he was just walking down the street with a fucking army of ferrets

[finite cedar]

Glaggle got me started on horses

[unreal kiln]

I think he has an instagram Ill try to find it rq

[finite cedar]

Cant stop thinking about horses now

[stable pier]

hello!!

wavess

[storm whale]

ferret master

[indigo hull]

damn I'm sorry

[finite cedar]

Dude if i had a horse i could do stupid cavalry charges and shit and show you

[stable pier]

im in a good mood

[indigo hull]

: O

[lapis thunder]

Woah

[finite cedar]

[lapis thunder]

Good mood

[stable pier]

how are yew magenta

[unreal kiln]

the chilis near my house has a girl there who I think is six foot 10 or 11 and she makes everyone in the restaurant look like dolls its wild

[storm whale]

[finite cedar]

I need a government mandated horse so i can get around and do stupid shit

[lapis thunder]

Good. Just slightly absent

[stable pier]

reallll

glad ur doing good tho :)

[lapis thunder]

I'm only absent because I haven't had caffeine

[lethal sierra]

Six foot 10??

[unreal kiln]

yeah

[finite cedar]

When i see tall people it makes me want to have them carry me on their shoulder like the ents from lord of the rings

[stable pier]

get some peppermint tea

i love peppermint tea

[languid grove]

BUURRRPPPPP

[unreal kiln]

she was our server yesterday and had one of my homeboys stressing

[lapis thunder]

Eh. I already cracked open a Dr Pepper creamy coconut

[stable pier]

oh . those arent caffinated

whoops

[stable pier]

ooooh

are those good

[finite cedar]

I think wanting to be picked up stems from me missing horses

[stable pier]

i just heard one of my jewel cases fall.

[finite cedar]

Glaggle got me started on horses sorry everyone

[stable pier]

brb.

[unreal kiln]

bub horse person confirmed

[languid grove]

I wonder how many horses it takes to make a car

[stable pier]

one of them broke..

[indigo hull]

never show them Umamusume

[unreal kiln]

filling out job applications is just findin out how close you can get to lying as possible without commiting fraud

[stable pier]

many horses

probably at least 3

[finite cedar]

Ive only seen a drawing of gyro zeppeli piggyback riding one of the characters

[languid grove]

I wanna do something impulsive and reckless rn ngl

[stable pier]

me too!!!!!!

[unreal kiln]

buy a plane ticket and fly to bedford

[stable pier]

what shall we do

[finite cedar]

Sums up me like 24/7

[languid grove]

I’m broke I need more broke people friendly options

[indigo hull]

invade a country

[finite cedar]

Clover can talk for days about how im a nuisance lmao

[languid grove]

I could maybe dye my hair

[stable pier]

what color

i wanna dye mine dark blue with light blue strips

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

I know I’m British but I’m also Indian Glaggle

[stable pier]

im tweaking

[languid grove]

[stable pier]

one of them broke

[indigo hull]

i didn't mean it like that sorry...

[unreal kiln]

chop down a tree

[storm whale]

💔

[languid grove]

I’m just messing with you

[stable pier]

i can NEVER win

[languid grove]

don’t apologise

[languid grove]

I think that’s probably illegal

[finite cedar]

I misread and thought you said you were glaggle

[indigo hull]

I've got Indigenous American in me

[unreal kiln]

duh

its impulsive and reckless

[indigo hull]

so its kinda the same thing

[languid grove]

I should of used a comma to be fair

Indian Glaggle probably exists

[storm whale]

I dropped the ring i made and the stone in it fell out last week 💔

I feel it

[stable pier]

NOO

[finite cedar]

Somewhere in the world. Likely india

[unreal kiln]

lets see what google brings up

[lethal sierra]

[languid grove]

Is it your birthday irl yet

[indigo hull]

still have yet to open up a theme park in Gujarat

[lethal sierra]

Yea

[languid grove]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[stable pier]

i wnana open up a restaurant + internet cafe hybrid

[lapis thunder]

happy birthday

[stable pier]

happy birthdyua!!

[unreal kiln]

apparently indian food is a huge part of glaggleland lore

so that brought up a lot of stuff

[indigo hull]

wait are you fr?

[lethal sierra]

Thank you!

[indigo hull]

ok i know next to nothing about Glaggleland lore i just went with this for the funny

[finite cedar]

Rika do you know cures for ailments? Something about you makes me think its a good idea to ask if you know how to fix ailments

[unreal kiln]

yeah the first result was about the glaggleland automotive festival in which they eat indian food I think

idk grok summarize this pls

[stable pier]

dots and loops by stereolab is kinda like velocity:design:comfort by sweet trip

i fw this a lot

[lethal sierra]

@Grok can I fart

[finite cedar]

Rika’s goneee

[unreal kiln]

baller over here

[stable pier]

grok: maybe

[finite cedar]

Im ailed forever now

[stable pier]

music 🤤

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

Depends

[unreal kiln]

the spotify has been making me listen to sweet trip for a while

[stable pier]

this is the EXACT bpm of the second part for Contronatura

[languid grove]

I’m no doctor actually, why am I saying ‘depends’

[storm whale]

hell yeah

[finite cedar]

How do you make a muscle stop flexing when its been doing it all day and wont stop so it hurts

[languid grove]

Like muscle spasms?

Or cramping?

[unreal kiln]

magnesium helps I think

[finite cedar]

Nope just continuously flexed

[unreal kiln]

cramps

[wispy river]

[languid grove]

Stiffness?

[finite cedar]

Like imagine you do the arm thing that makes your arm big, and your muscle is stuck like that

[wispy river]

[ruby zealot]

Henno rika

[languid grove]

You’re stuck in a flexed pose forever?

[wispy river]

[storm whale]

[finite cedar]

Im not stuck in the pose but my arm is still flexed like that

[languid grove]

It sounds like muscle stiffness to me

[unreal kiln]

ice it for like 20 mins

and then massage it

[finite cedar]

Darn

[languid grove]

It’s tight and painful?

[ruby zealot]

Yknow one of those Egyptian hieroglyphics?
𓀠

[finite cedar]

Yah

[wispy river]

[unreal kiln]

and then when thats done try to stretch it

[wispy river]

[finite cedar]

Lucky mee I have a slightly warmer than ice cold monster to help me

[indigo hull]

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀

[ruby zealot]

Ha nice

[storm whale]

computer nerds using special fonts

[ashen dagger]

FUCK

[ruby zealot]

Hi stroms

[indigo hull]

are you at a loss?

[storm whale]

fuck you

[ruby zealot]

[ashen dagger]

Yk what Glaggleman
Roman numeralize this
1 2
2 50

[languid grove]

I know you also have some conditions going on so I dunno how helpful my advice will be
You need to massage your arms so hopefully your nerves will get the message to relax if that makes sense, a warm bath will also help and there are muscle relaxing bath bubbles you can get

[unreal kiln]

I II
II L

[languid grove]

But yeah just massage your arms and do some stretches

[indigo hull]

does she know?

[finite cedar]

Ive been massaging it and thats just made it hurt more but the monster helped it

[languid grove]

Monster can make your muscles have spasms which I guess would help

[finite cedar]

Im putting the cold can on my arm lol

[ruby zealot]

I have a love hate relationship with protein snacks

[unreal kiln]

if you hear like a pop or you see bruising and all the muscles get bunched up

[finite cedar]

Sploded tendon

[languid grove]

Why are you mentally torturing me

[unreal kiln]

yeah

[languid grove]

Don’t do that

[storm whale]

what

[languid grove]

[storm whale]

evil

[unreal kiln]

I watched it happen once it looked fucking awful

[languid grove]

I found some denim shorts which I need to make cunty

[ruby zealot]

I found some good ass pants

[finite cedar]

A long while ago i had a week where i wasn’t allowed to move cause the medicine i was on could make my tendons explode if i exerted myself

[ruby zealot]

But its the color of a depressed green

[languid grove]

But that can be nice

[unreal kiln]

was watching a dude do preacher curls at the gym and wathced it happen

[finite cedar]

Gromit green

[storm whale]

pants are pants

[finite cedar]

At the end of the day they’re all brown

[ruby zealot]

It only works with the brown button up I got

[storm whale]

🗣️ 🔥

[languid grove]

I’ve never felt comfortable enough to wear shorts outside but I think my frontal lobe has suddenly developed

[ruby zealot]

I look like a reverse tree

[storm whale]

funny image

[languid grove]

It could also work with black

[unreal kiln]

I havent worn shorts since like years ago

[languid grove]

If you wanna go more grunge

[stray hatch]

Wearing shorts is a terrible idea in my area given the amount of bugs

[finite cedar]

I dont wear shorts ever. I wear longs and extra longs

[languid grove]

Yeah I would never sit in grass in shorts

[unreal kiln]

I gotta wear long pants cuz im always in nature

[storm whale]

wear a black leather jacket in 80 F weather

[unreal kiln]

getting burs in your legs is awful

and you dont want that happening

[ruby zealot]

I miss my leather jacket

[finite cedar]

I thought you said bugs and i was gonna object and be silly

[unreal kiln]

No the bugs are very kind to me

[languid grove]

I feel like wearing shorts on a hike seems more comfortable in theory than actually put into action

[storm whale]

I love mine so much (don't mean to flex)

[languid grove]

Flexing our leather jackets on puppeteer

[storm whale]

in the states jeans are better depending on the area because ticks

[finite cedar]

I could prolly do it. Im nearly bug proof

[languid grove]

We don’t have a tick problem here

[unreal kiln]

I wish I still had my jacket but it ripped when I was running from a deer 😢

[languid grove]

Wait are ticks even in the UK

[storm whale]

I live in the Midwest but we still have some ticks

[reef zealot]

[finite cedar]

They dont like biting me much. Maybe its cause im so messed lol

[languid grove]

Huh Apparently we have them very widespread but I’ve never had to deal with one

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[finite cedar]

I think they’re everywhere

[languid grove]

Odd

Maybe bugs in England just hate British people

[unreal kiln]

ive only ever had a tick once and it wasnt that bad

[languid grove]

We have mosquitos, never been bitten by one, we also apparently have ticks, never been bitten by one either

[unreal kiln]

The way I dealt with it was lighting a match then blowing it out and hitting it with the smoke

and that causes the tick to fucking explode for whatever reason

[storm whale]

you've never had a mosquito bite you?

[languid grove]

Nope

[storm whale]

lucky

[languid grove]

Maybe they’re just racist

[storm whale]

they aren't

[unreal kiln]

They definately arent

[languid grove]

Then tell one to bite me

[finite cedar]

I was scared of ticks for a long time cause as a kid i was playing with my ears and i felt a bump and got freaked out and slapped a tick off my ear and when i was like “what the fuck is that” my uncle told me it was a tick and then ate it

[storm whale]

you don't want that

[unreal kiln]

come to the everglades and youll leave feeling like you have alien eggs under your skin

[storm whale]

HUH?

he ATE it?

[indigo hull]

he Ate them...

[unreal kiln]

in a similar vein my grandpa once saw a mosquito on his arm, told me to watch and then flexed and the mosquito popped like a balloon

[finite cedar]

I left out the part where he said they’re harmless and giggled before he ate it but yea

[storm whale]

what the fuck

[languid grove]

Oh…

How lovely…

[indigo hull]

the forbidden popcorn kernel

[finite cedar]

I think your grandpa needs his blood pressure checked

[storm whale]

💀

[finite cedar]

My childhood had a lot of pasty white guys eating weird bugs in front of me

[languid grove]

What a great upbringing

[indigo hull]

is that why you like bugs?

[ruby zealot]

HOW DARE YOU I'M STILL SAD ABOUT LOSING MINE

[languid grove]

This might be why Bub is the way they are

[storm whale]

what happened to it

[languid grove]

What’s the tragic tale

[ruby zealot]

I lost it it just dissapeared poof gone

[storm whale]

💔

[finite cedar]

No i like bugs cause i played with them as a toddler. And i learned maybe i shouldn’t play with them if i like them

[ruby zealot]

It has been a year.

[dreamy knoll]

you

[unreal kiln]

apparently he had crushed its head in such a way that it wouldnt stop drinking

[languid grove]

I hope the cow found it’s skin

[unreal kiln]

it was weird

[finite cedar]

And the white dude eating bugs was to impress a terrified child

Which did not work

[storm whale]

the cow took back it's skin

[unreal kiln]

yeah my parents are terrified of bugs and usually make me deal with it

[finite cedar]

[unreal kiln]

so I never had that happen

[dreamy knoll]

hello

[finite cedar]

Hi

[unreal kiln]

"deal with it" usually involving grabbing a palmetto bug and releasing it

[dreamy knoll]

guess wut

[finite cedar]

Huh

[dreamy knoll]

[ruby zealot]

I still can't get dispatch out of my head.

[finite cedar]

Like two months ago there was a black widow in the living room and i picked her up to let her outside

[storm whale]

the game?

[ruby zealot]

Yeah

[storm whale]

just keep up

[gritty temple]

IM GONNA HOWL

[ruby zealot]

DONT

[gritty temple]

AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ruby zealot]

[gritty temple]

Heem heem

[storm whale]

[finite cedar]

Just like the 2016 furry fandom all over again.

Getting taken back in time

[gritty temple]

I’m just a puppy

[civic raptor]

Mc don dals

[finite cedar]

Duuuude how am i a somewhat good person now. Like how did i survive that and end up not 100% evil

[dreamy knoll]

hello arch

[gritty temple]

Hallo hallo

[finite cedar]

Im so shocked the internet hasnt made me real evil after giving me like every reason to want to be

[storm whale]

you simply prevailed

[finite cedar]

Staying whimsical

[dreamy knoll]

[storm whale]

oh hey i can get streaming perms

[indigo hull]

you outlasted the trials /ref

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

OH

[finite cedar]

[indigo hull]

i found out the guy who made that

[gritty temple]

RAAAHAHHH

[indigo hull]

their portfolio is something else

[gritty temple]

Gulp

[civic raptor]

I shit my pants

[indigo hull]

hold on let me see if i can find the others

well shit

no fruits

[storm whale]

no gays?

unfortunate

[gritty temple]

There’s one above you

[storm whale]

truth

[reef zealot]

[stable pier]

urghhh.

[storm whale]

[stable pier]

test

[storm whale]

what's the test

[indigo hull]

An examical test

[storm whale]

quizzical

[storm whale]

so formal

[indigo hull]

Ready for that promotion

[storm whale]

hope they get it

[mellow canopy]

George Floyd is so fucking fit

[storm whale]

I have so many images like that

I have like 5

[upbeat copper]

Wowow

[brave blade]

I’m going to say this with complete opinion and honesty

Anime is mid

[brave blade]

[bitter osprey]

Yo

Waddup

[brave blade]

It’s true though

[tired temple]

what do you know about any anime

[brave blade]

One piece is too long

[upbeat copper]

ANIME IS AMAZING AND HELPED ME OUT OF A DARK PLACE

[brave blade]

MHA is cringe

[bitter osprey]

Anime is fun
-# insert "who is this guy" meme

[brave blade]

But my statement still stands

[unreal kiln]

you cannot have watched every anime bro

[upbeat copper]

Jjba is peak

[bitter osprey]

I liked Naruto, Undead unluck, MHA, and Black clover

[brave blade]

Mha is too cringe because of the fandom , one piece is too long

[bitter osprey]

I don't put myself in the fandom

[upbeat copper]

Fuck the mha fandom the story is actually really good

[brave blade]

BUT THE FANDOM RUINS IT

[tired temple]

i finished bojack horseman last night does that count as an anime

[upbeat copper]

Just ignore the fucking fandom

[bitter osprey]

Only if you let it

[storm whale]

I think you might be the mid one

[tired temple]

i heard that even MHA haters agree that All Might is real fucking cool

[storm whale]

don't interact with the Fandom then

[brave blade]

I DONT

[upbeat copper]

All might my goat

[bitter osprey]

I like All Might's weak form

[brave blade]

I SEE THE FANDOM AND ITS WEIRD AS SHIT

[storm whale]

yeah

just distance yourself

[upbeat copper]

There's weird people in every fucking fandom

[bitter osprey]

I avoid certain fandoms of things I like. Like MHA, MCR, etc

[brave blade]

Animal crossing

[bitter osprey]

They are weird

[storm whale]

yeah

[upbeat copper]

Most definitely

[bitter osprey]

Oh boy...

The horrors...

[brave blade]

[brave blade]

What? Is ther… ooooooh tom nook?

[upbeat copper]

Oh you sweet summer child...

[brave blade]

Listen I haven’t played that shit in years

[storm whale]

any piece of media can and will be made weird by weird people, so just ignore and distance yourself from them and don't let them ruin it for you

[bitter osprey]

Ankha mode...

[brave blade]

OH SHIT

[brave blade]

YOUR RIGHT

[upbeat copper]

DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT ACCURSED VIDEO

[bitter osprey]

KM SORRY

[minor bear]

[brave blade]

NAH BRO THAT VIDEO WAS WEEEEIRD

[bitter osprey]

Like splatoon is a great game... But the fandom...

[brave blade]

Splatoon was an amazing game

[bitter osprey]

I am ranked A in splatoon

[brave blade]

I know one fandom from the 80s or 90s that isn’t weird

Spaceballs

[bitter osprey]

What's that

[brave blade]

Look it up

[upbeat copper]

Oh trust me there's definitely some weirdos in there

[bitter osprey]

Ohhh

[indigo hull]

Spaceballs mention

[bitter osprey]

Y'all we should make a fandom for ReBoot

[indigo hull]

I’m surprised Rick Moranis is actually coming out of retirement for the Spaceballs sequel

[brave blade]

No there isn’t. It’s from FUCKING 1987

[bitter osprey]

Bro....

[upbeat copper]

Gang...

[brave blade]

Name one peice of weird fandom from that movie

Except for art

[indigo hull]

there’s probably a handful of Spaceballs fanfiction

[upbeat copper]

BRO THATS UNFAIR ALL OF THE OTHER FANDOMS ARE MOSTLY WEIRD ART

[indigo hull]

I’m willing to bet money there’s at least one

[brave blade]

WOMP TO THE FUCKIN WOMP

[upbeat copper]

Biased

[brave blade]

How much?

[indigo hull]

No clue

And frankly I don’t wanna know

[brave blade]

Name your price and I’ll look for it

[storm whale]

[brave blade]

I’m ready to get traumatized by looking for spaceballs fandom art

I didn’t find anything weird

Look up spaceballs fanart

[upbeat copper]

I regret everything

That was horrific

I don't even wanna speak of what I just saw

[indigo hull]

lets not then

🍋

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

why did you do it

[upbeat copper]

The horrors...

[storm whale]

unimaginable horrors

[upbeat copper]

They're no longer unimaginable, I can't unsee them

[storm whale]

hate to hear it

[upbeat copper]

You did this to me

[storm whale]

"YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!!! YOU KILLED ME!!!!!!"

[dusky river]

Spaceballs my beloved 🥹

[tropic grail]

skibidi

[dusky river]

cease that HERESY

[tropic grail]

NEVER

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

[drowsy bridge]

My sibling sent a package but it was opened before I woke up

[storm whale]

betrayal

[languid grove]

(Political)

[drowsy bridge]

I’m so sad

We received it yesterday and I was waiting because I thought we were going to open it together

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

Hallo :3

[upbeat copper]

Henlo henlo hai hello

[languid grove]

How are you?

[upbeat copper]

Horrible but I'm gonna pretend everything's okay

Wbu

[ruby zealot]

Arie I'm still bald...

Stop this

I gotta go to work tomorrow

[indigo hull]

check fiche general

[elfin wing]

at a monty python musical

it does NOT take itself seriously, which makes it perfect

[indigo hull]

is Biggus Dickus there?

or Sillius Soddus?

[elfin wing]

no but Sir Does Not Appear is here

[indigo hull]

epic

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle use your history Magic to make me unbald pls

[indigo hull]

uhh problem

i learned history magic from Charles the Bald

[ruby zealot]

Fuck

[elfin wing]

john bald the 3rd, he made the bald popular

[indigo hull]

John Bald, Lord Baldimore

[elfin wing]

you've heard of malding, get ready for balding

cope, seethe, and bald

[indigo hull]

ragebaiters are in shambles

cope, seethe and bald

[upbeat copper]

Oh God...

[ashen dagger]

I dont wanna bald

[upbeat copper]

I met an irishman that I actually get along with....

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

IM SUPPOSED TO HATE THE IRISH AND THE ENGLISH

AUGHHH

[upbeat copper]

[elfin wing]

sean septiceye

[drowsy bridge]

The goat

[lost matrix]

guys it doesn't show the reaction in the ylyl rules

can yall help?

[upbeat copper]

This may be sacrilegious but I actually don't like jacksepticeye that much

He's too loud and it scares me

[indigo hull]

its the Celtic in you both

[upbeat copper]

[elfin wing]

you probably enjoy mark more, then

mark is too calm
i need the chaos

[ruby zealot]

As Arie calls me "German markiplier"

[upbeat copper]

Yeah I love Markiplier he's so baby girl

[indigo hull]

HELP??

[storm whale]

what

[ruby zealot]

?

[upbeat copper]

German Markiplier

[ruby zealot]

She calls me German markiplier

[storm whale]

German Marketpliers

I will take this

[ruby zealot]

You Kay?

[upbeat copper]

German marketable pliers

German marketing fliers

[indigo hull]

that

German Markiplier

[storm whale]

we're sending Mark to Germany so puppeteer can take his place

[elfin wing]

I KNEW IT

[upbeat copper]

Puppeteer Master -> Master -> M -> Mark -> Markiplier

[elfin wing]

i don't like mark as much
he's too calm...

[storm whale]

the mark pipeline

[indigo hull]

both

[upbeat copper]

I lav mark so much

[storm whale]

both is good

[indigo hull]

really depends on who im in the mood for

[storm whale]

indeed

[ruby zealot]

Same you heard my voice do I sound like that?

[elfin wing]

he's not chaotic enough

[upbeat copper]

Yes

German marketable pliers.

[ruby zealot]

I'm asking glaggle

[upbeat copper]

I'm actually glaggles alt account /j

[upbeat charm]

hi asking glaggle

[drowsy bridge]

I need more funny emotes

[indigo hull]

kinda?

[ruby zealot]

LMAO KEN RAGEBAITED SPIDER

[upbeat copper]

WHERE

[ruby zealot]

HES SO MAD

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

Swaps vc

We playing jjs

Anii, demon, ken, spider and me

[indigo hull]

i have 13 mutual friends with you holy shit

[drowsy bridge]

Russian badger collaborated with my goat

Spookston!

[storm whale]

my highest is 15 with one person

[indigo hull]

im two away then

[storm whale]

yeah it's my Tism Twin

I checked

[ruby zealot]

Arie you wanna join?

Jjs

[upbeat copper]

Nah I can't play PVP games on mobile I have really big hands

[ruby zealot]

No laptop?

[upbeat copper]

I DONT WANNA BOOT THAT ANCIENT ASS THING UP IT TAKES HOURS

[storm whale]

rip

[ruby zealot]

THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD

[upbeat copper]

I DONT WANNNAAAAA

(she says, having already started booting it up)

[upbeat copper]

HI PRETTY LADY

[zinc frigate]

that’s you

[upbeat copper]

Biting you with love and affection

[ruby zealot]

AHHHH MY ARMS AHHHHH

[storm whale]

are your arms being ripped off

[ruby zealot]

Yes

[storm whale]

unfortunate

try gluing them back on

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle already ate the glue

[storm whale]

checks out

guess you're cooked then

[upbeat copper]

OI WHY YOU LEAVE JACKASS

[ruby zealot]

BECAUSE YOU'RE MEAN

Have fun with those nerds

[zinc frigate]

I was gonna be productive today but it’s about to rain

I’m already exhausted so rain means likely I eep

[ruby zealot]

Sorry bout that

[zinc frigate]

It’s fine I just didn’t want to take a long ass nap-
Honk shoo honk shooo

[opal scarab]

Tony stark:Jarvis unshit my pants
Jarvis:right away sir
(Unshits)

[pure pike]

(reshits pants)

[upbeat copper]

I was only joining so I could play with you

[peak sentinel]

Jarvis,

[indigo hull]

alright time for a lil debate

was the Battle of Jutland ultimately pointless?

[peak sentinel]

what even became of it

[indigo hull]

quite literally nothing to my knowledge

both sides claimed victory in the aftermath

[upbeat copper]

Literally nobody but you knows what that is here

[peak sentinel]

I know what it is

[upbeat copper]

🥀

[upbeat copper]

You don't count you aren't real

[indigo hull]

Germany failed to break the North Sea Blockade, and Britain suffered unnecessary casualties in the end imo

[peak sentinel]

only major naval battle in ww1

[signal marsh]

hi

[peak sentinel]

almost as pointless as the war of 1812

[indigo hull]

understandable

[upbeat copper]

Most wars in history are absolutely useless ngl

[storm whale]

yes

[indigo hull]

hey the Pastry War was justified /j

[thin prairie]

YOUUUUUU

[upbeat copper]

AHH

[peak sentinel]

The humble war of the bucket

[indigo hull]

i've gotta go visit that bucket one day

[thin prairie]

YOUU YES YOU

[upbeat copper]

YOU MEANIE HEAD YOU LEFT ME ALONE AFTER I TRIED REALLY HARD TO BOOT UP A COMPUTER AND PLAY WITH YOU GRRRR

[storm whale]

that one was necessary

[upbeat copper]

[peak sentinel]

I find it hilarious that everyone was gaslit into thinking that war was genuinely over the bucket

[thin prairie]

I'm sorry
I had already been playing for hours at that point and was starting to snap on people :(

[pure pike]

poop

[lethal sierra]

👍

[upbeat copper]

Still meanie head

[indigo hull]

im willing to bet a majority people only know of it from Oversimplified

same thing applies to the Pig War

[upbeat copper]

Habbirday

[unreal stream]

g r i l l e d c h e e s e

[pure pike]

im gonna shit your pants

[peak sentinel]

I do, but even he clarified at the end that the whole bucket thing was basically a myth

[indigo hull]

true

[lethal sierra]

Thank you

[indigo hull]

thats also before he started making his videos more satirical tho

imo

[peak sentinel]

his videos have always been at least a bit satirical

[indigo hull]

ik

but with the Pig War and Punic Wars i feel it leans more into the satire compared to his older ones

[peak sentinel]

His Punic Wars series is absolute peak

[thin prairie]

I'M SORRRRRYYYYYYY

WAAAAAH

[indigo hull]

wonder how he's gonna do the Third Punic War

[peak sentinel]

still waiting for the Third Punic War
it’s been a year, father Oversimplified

[indigo hull]

I wanna see him tackle Caesar

or maybe the Crisis of the Third Century

[peak sentinel]

He’s been doing Roman stuff for at least 3 years straight now

[ruby zealot]

Cant wait when oversimplified releases the Russian vs Ukrainian war

[indigo hull]

ok excluding Rome

[ruby zealot]

In like 30 years

[peak sentinel]

I’d love if he did a remaster of his first videos

[indigo hull]

he still owes us the Vietnam War video from years ago

[ruby zealot]

TRUE

[peak sentinel]

we are talking about history, not politics

[upbeat charm]

[ruby zealot]

Not current politics and wars

[thin prairie]

Tiny

[peak sentinel]

also the discussion is focused on a youtuber who makes comedy videos about stuff

[zinc frigate]

[thin prairie]

I'm just as confused

[indigo hull]

i would love to see him redo the World War 1 videos

[drowsy bridge]

Modern warfare is pretty scary… 2

[upbeat charm]

hi just as confused

[ashen dagger]

why are you tiny

[zinc frigate]

I just got here and have no idea what’s happening or what that guys on about

[upbeat charm]

[zinc frigate]

ELEMENT OF SURPRISE

[peak sentinel]

it’s over, Oversimplified is political

[ruby zealot]

We're talking about oversimplified

[ashen dagger]

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

[indigo hull]

[ruby zealot]

What's next? Oversimplified is WOKE?

[ashen dagger]

[zinc frigate]

As long as you aren’t receiving the call…. Of duty

[left sierra]

Fellas

[peak sentinel]

what’s next, overWOKEified?

[zinc frigate]

REHEHEHEHEHE GOTCHA

[ruby zealot]

Those damn liberairans

[peak sentinel]

These damn libraries

[indigo hull]

i read it as Liberians 😭

[ruby zealot]

PAHAHAHAHAHAH

[ashen dagger]

ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME PRETTY LADY

[peak sentinel]

Liberia catching strays

[zinc frigate]

You will try

[tired temple]

SUBNAUTICAAAAAAAAAAAAA TWOOO, GIVE ME SILVER AND MY LIFE'S YOURRRRRS

[indigo hull]

technically the only American colony in Africa

[upbeat charm]

clover would hate to be on a battlefield.... 6

[peak sentinel]

anyways I gotta go back to work AAAA

[ashen dagger]

yeah i WILL

[zinc frigate]

HOLLY SHIT ITS POURING RIGHT NOW

[ruby zealot]

Auto aim goes crazy

[indigo hull]

can I have some of that rain?

[ruby zealot]

FUCK I HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW

[indigo hull]

its 82F outside everything is melting

[ruby zealot]

NOOOOOOOO

[zinc frigate]

I’ll spare a little. We always need rain here tho

[tired temple]

WHY IS IT ALL TITANIUM

[tired temple]

meanwhile us michigan people damned to face the wrath of Zeus the next two days

[indigo hull]

insert homeless squidward gif

[pure pike]

All of you are weird

Sigma squad out

[ruby zealot]

how the fuck are we weird

[ashen dagger]

lowkey can i take your rain

[ruby zealot]

this some bullshit

[zinc frigate]

“All of you are weird because I said something bad, time to say something weirder and leave”

[ashen dagger]

i think they left

[zinc frigate]

They did lol

[indigo hull]

good riddance tbh

[ruby zealot]

we werent doing anything wrong just talking oversimplified

[indigo hull]

guy was kind of a dick

[ruby zealot]

true

[ashen dagger]

nuke everyone?

[ruby zealot]

pls

[storm whale]

I don't get people like that

[indigo hull]

Douglas MacArthur is that you?

[zinc frigate]

They got in trouble for something they already stated and yet say we are the weird ones lol

[ashen dagger]

no i just like nuking people

[indigo hull]

Douglas MacArthur would be proud then

[drowsy bridge]

[zinc frigate]

Case and point

[ashen dagger]

its the cats natural instinct

[ruby zealot]

they dont pay attention in actual politics and history and assume every war is favored with today politics

[ashen dagger]

why do you think they stare with such intensity

[zinc frigate]

Uh. Wait

[ashen dagger]

theyre trying to blow you up

[storm whale]

unfortunately

[ashen dagger]

sorry oomf you arent part of everyone

[drowsy bridge]

I wish it was rainy and cold again

[ashen dagger]

we have to turn you into a pretty girly first

[drowsy bridge]

No rain in the upcoming forecast

[storm whale]

real

[zinc frigate]

I like the rain we always need rain out here. We normally hardly get any

[drowsy bridge]

I feel like I’m about to sneeze but just the tingly feeling in my nose

It went away

[zinc frigate]

It’s normally quite dry besides winters

[ruby zealot]

....what would he say if i mentioned the french revolution from 1789-1799

forgot to reply lmao

[storm whale]

something to land himself in trouble likely

[ashen dagger]

anyways fun fact; Iron Lung is becoming exclusive to YT soon

[storm whale]

yummy

[ruby zealot]

glaggle spin that wheel!

[drowsy bridge]

For free?👀

Can they make a DVD for it?

[ruby zealot]

would he
a) ping mods
b) say something stupid
c) insult us or
d) all of the above

[storm whale]

probably b and c

[ruby zealot]

you can burn one

[ashen dagger]

uh, no! but tbf im sorta not surprised it isnt
it hit like 50m bucks in theaters

[ruby zealot]

sad

[ashen dagger]

its probably gonna earn more ESPECIALLY since theater prices are fucked

[indigo hull]

strong option D

[drowsy bridge]

Speaking of, I’m going to the theaters today with my friends

We’re going to watch top gun

[storm whale]

have fun

[drowsy bridge]

[storm whale]

wear a seatbelt in the theatre

[drowsy bridge]

Thank you!

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

dont forget to brush your teeth and floss

[drowsy bridge]

I did

[indigo hull]

is that emoji one of Insane Clown Posse's Miracles?

[stuck badge]

🗿

[ashen dagger]

ok so, yes; Mark is making them himself

[languid grove]

RAAAGGGHHHH

[drowsy bridge]

[languid grove]

Target located

[crimson ginkgo]

Liron ung

[ashen dagger]

what did i DO

[languid grove]

HOW DARE YOU

I cannot believe you rn.

Smh…

[iron wraith]

May 31st

[ashen dagger]

[ruby zealot]

hi miss riv

[drowsy bridge]

Lithium ron ung

Ron is a lithium unc

[iron wraith]

Hello

[ruby zealot]

how was the dinner?

[dry fern]

hey

[ruby zealot]

yo

[iron wraith]

Exhausting

But i did it

[dry fern]

Hi muppeteer

[ruby zealot]

yay

[iron wraith]

Ye half wedding talk and D&D talk

[storm whale]

[iron wraith]

Nails and babies. Crying and Velcro babys

[indigo hull]

D&D wedding sounds so awesome

[storm whale]

roll to marry

[ruby zealot]

D20

[indigo hull]

what happens if you roll a 1?

[ruby zealot]

divorce

[iron wraith]

The guys had a star wars campaign and all the girls talked about the wedding

[ruby zealot]

STAR WARS?! HOLY FUCK THATS SO COOL

[indigo hull]

fr

[iron wraith]

Me and my husband did our best to feed and hold it all together

[indigo hull]

Star Wars campaign sounds sick af

[storm whale]

those campaigns are so fun

[ruby zealot]

w mr. Riv

[storm whale]

I've played one before

[indigo hull]

i've always had an idea for a campaign theme that mixes fantasy and World War 1

[iron wraith]

Yeah the guys had fun, my husband is the Dm for most Sessions

[storm whale]

w

[iron wraith]

Bro hahaha

[plush bone]

what is this random meme i sent in memes

[dry fern]

I’m just casually crying off all my eyeliner, but I’ll be a-ok!!!

[iron wraith]

I love the thought of tiny fairys being the reason ANYONE has ammo

[storm whale]

cursed

[ruby zealot]

i have a anime for that its called "Saga of tanya the evil"

its similar to that

[plush bone]

you saw it right

[indigo hull]

Everything alright?

[iron wraith]

♟️

[storm whale]

ya

[plush bone]

😭

[dry fern]

Nope!!! But I don’t want to burden anyone, so I’m keeping it to myself. :)

[ruby zealot]

chess is something i love but i suck

[iron wraith]

Did you stub your toe

[ruby zealot]

glaggle you play chess?

[indigo hull]

Once

[dry fern]

Nah. Worse. Mommy issues…

[indigo hull]

And I still don’t know how to play it

[storm whale]

twice

[iron wraith]

Haha my husband loves chess, so a custom chess set was a must

[ruby zealot]

thats so cool

[iron wraith]

Ahhhhhh, its okay i can be your mom

Im old enough

[indigo hull]

We got chess brainrot before GTA VI

[dry fern]

😭 omfg pls. The mom I have is shit.

[plush bone]

its literally just slowed down flamewall

("Flamewall" by Camellia)

[indigo hull]

Nah it’s the editing bro

[iron wraith]

Aight where's the adoption papers

[ruby zealot]

w Mr and Mrs Riv

[plush bone]

ik