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After seeing some i think I wouldn't mind holding a Hercules Beetle
They're pretty strong too
Not as strong as a lot of sources say but still pretty darn strong
the original form.. the primordial...
They got real
Some people say they can lift like 800 times their weight but its more like 80 to 100ish times maximum
these specimens can lift up to approximately 10^23 quintillion times their own body weight..
(I am kidding)
Meanwhile me getting real is just...
wow.. beetle propaganda

get real
And thats like saying people can lift 6270 pounds on average when no one realistically does that much, just like one dude has
Orb
ooh.. it reminds me as to
how the size of this ancient shark called megalodon, the size that often gets displayed, say, 23+ meters, are actually the size of exceptional specimens, not the average..
the void orb..
Same for a lot of extinct specimens we have actually. We never know for sure how accurate any of our measurements are because most specimens are just fragments and can carry wildly varying data because individual animals are wildly variable
We can only guess an average and hope the results are not screwed by some freakishly abnormal individual
yes.. it is all approximates, and some approximates are merely just more accurate than the other..
Shoutout to the baby ankylosaur that unfortunately drowned and people thought it was a new aquatic ankylosaur species
Rip ankylosaur he got mis-interpreted 🥀
heh, that's funny
when I was little, one of the most notable dinosaur that I encountered in a book was uh.. gosh I'm bad with names
whippy tail, long, spikey
Stegosaurus?
Yea
ooh, that one is cool as well
Theres also this one dinosaur that had a bill but the compression from the foccilization process folded its face and they thought it had a really weird mouth
Amargasaurus is cool as hell if you like sauropods
🥀
woahh, that specimen looks very intriguing, it is like a mix of large sauropod and the shorter quadrupedal dinosaurs like Ankylosaurus and whatnots
also very cool interpretation of some art with the back sail thingy
silly fossils
Yeah it looks like if a sailfish got turned into a brachiosaurus
I had a huge book about dinosaurs as a kid that had these really cute Psittacosaurus depictions i thought were so cute
The book is very dated now though
woww
I JUST REMEMBERED MY FAVORITE DINOSAUR NAME EVER
I remember.. vague memories about reading books with animals, and encyclopedia and whatnots but, unfortunately I have 0 idea where those went
Psittacosaurus is still one of my favorite dinosaurs. And we know almost exactly what one of the species looks like
Kaijutitan is the best dinosaur name of all time
Ohhhh he's just a silly guy
you know, despite us well,. misinterpreting a lot of ancient specimens, I find is very cool that we as a species have this, meta awareness of time, we can almost "look back" into ancient times, while other animals unfortunately do not have the knowledge nor resources to do so..
One fossilized really really well leaving stuff like skin and organs and quills intact. And scientists used the structures on the skin to determine its coloration
FOSSILIZED ORGANS WHAT
I just find it interesting that we are willing to study the earth and its organism like that
that's sickk
Plenty of fossils have organs. Thats how we know what some specimens ate right before death
it sounds to have fossilised very well
although won't it be rare?
Well I knew that but fossilized organs in such a small specimen baffles me
Yea
I sent a photo of the most recent and accurate depiction of the animal we have next to its fossil in #photos-and-videos
Theres another dinosaur we know the color of too cos it preserved so well
I'm renaming the dino to Grass-Ass
Wait...
I forwarded some pictures of it from my server
Grass wouldn't have existed when it did so why the flip did it evolve that structure

I knew at one point but i forgot
Its in the photo chat aswell
Bro had grass camouflage before grass was even a thing 🥀
We think it was for display
I see
I love how the second one looks, such plate covered back
Scipionyx samniticus is such a cool fucking dinosaur
ooh, social display, like idk, hair, in a way
Its one of my favorite prehistoric animals
I also like polacanthus. Its pretty similar to it
The humble Yi qi:
I remember those guys, they’re tied for the shortest dinosaur name with zuul
Well yi qi arent dinosaurs but still
THE DESTROYER OF SHINS
Wait no they are. I thought they were related to pterosaurs
Woops
Nopers
They're related more closely to raptors and archaeopteryx
Awesome

I'm so smart guys
Dude if I could own a Yi qi I would be the happiest person alive, they look so silly and cute and I want one
I didn’t think they were at first cause all the depictions of them ive seen dont look like they have the same arm/wing structures so i just assumed pterosaur
Paleontology discussion again👀
In a world where i could provide all the best care and it wouldn’t kill me. I would want a paraceratherium
Big fan of mononkyus
oo, funky looking big thing, I remember
I think they are the largest land mammal to have ever existed if i remember right
ooo, Ankylosaurians are so cool..
yeah, I remember so as well
the largest land mammal..
it is slightly unfortunate that the land now lacks super large creatures akin to sauropods
I love rhinos so having this building tall dopey looking one would be so fun
Big fans of Yutyrannus and Nanuqasaurus
I guess if a whale got beached, that'll be the largest land mammal ever for like a little bit..
If we went back in time like ten years there would be so many yo mama jokes rn
TwT
I kinda dont miss that honestly
Was pretty old by the second time i heard one
woahhhh.. both of them indubitably looks cool
is there any particular reason they're being portrait with such specific physical attributes? (feather? of some kind + a specific pattern or colour)
Come to think of it when i was a kid all the jokes everyone made were pretty malicious. And we give kids a lotta crap now for far tamer things
did a fossilised remain displayed those colour
hehe
ooh? what does that mean
They were living in what was primarily a colder environment so I’m assuming that they sort of based it on modern arctic creatures
ahh makes sense
To be honest sometimes depictions are just up to what the artist would think is cool that isnt exactly disproven yet, and some paleoartists are far more guilty of that than others
I never did think about artic dinosaurs
but I guess even though it was the greenhouse era, there was still winter and snow
yeah that makes sense
although it is technically still grounded
compared to say, older genuine paleontological interpretation
Theres this one dude who actually tells the scientists they are wrong and whatever bull he decides to add should actually be the scientific conclusion
And its all crap hes making up
like, dinosaur having white proto feather and it lives in a snowy area, does make sense
I do kinda wish that like, it wasn't the greenhouse era back then
get more cool winter dinos
There are some examples of dinosaurs with cold resistant features
Prehistoric planet is so peak
that's so funny, such egotistic tendency that person have
He gets real angry at people who criticize em
I mean I do wish that there's like, complex macroscopic life on titan
yeahh,, that's interesting
“Dude we aren’t gonna tell people your dino fanfic is canon please stop”
Dude seeing this chat just made me remember a show I used to watch
Dino Dan or something like that
I saw like an episode and a half of that as a kid
what does prehistoric planet show?
is it just Dinosaur or a lot of other parts of prehistory
I think its an apple exclusive thing if im thinking of the correct show
I have no idea what that is yet somehow it rings a bell
I guess I've seen like
idk, dinosaur train or whatever that show was
I always loved dinosaur train
It’s mainly the Cretaceous period but they did release a season on the Cenozoic I think
unfortunately I didn't have sufficient cognitive capability to comprehend it when I used to watch it, so I remember nothing
I don't even think I understood English back then
Ooh.. makes sense
My access to tv was very limited as a kid so i didn’t see enough to remember anything specific. I just remember loving it
I’ve actually been watching through things i never got to finish as a kid
Like im 6 episodes from finishing ninjago
And there was another show i finished a while ago i can’t remember
aah, yeah that makes sense
omfg I completely forgot about this show up until now
And I’ve started on dinosaurs (1991) produced by the jim henson company a few days ago
my relative just had this fancy TV that has western countries channels I guess
I forgot until just now too lmao
I didn’t watch it often but I do remember the intro
I saw a few episodes of this right as i was gaining consciousness so it was a fever dream to me and never felt real. And only a few years ago i found out its a real show
heheh
And i LOVE puppetry, and the whole thing is puppets
I got to see it like 15 times total and i never saw a full episode
wow.. I see.. very intriguing character designs
Liked it lots anyway tho
it's like my deepest.. darkest nightmares.. /hj
I’m pretty sure my main shows were octonauts, Martha speaks, Clifford, wild kratts, and max and ruby
The main family has so much expression, its crazy how much the characters emote and have all these little gestures
AAAA WILD KRATTS AAAA OCTONAUTS
Holy essays
YYYYEAHH
Wait why am I pink
Holy childhood flashback
Dude as soon as i had internet access i was doing nothing but watching wild kratts
omg I remember octonauts and wild kratts
MY NAME IS PINK AND ITS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU
I was a wild kratts fiend
I could never decide which brother I liked better 😭
I follow the kratt brothers on insta and they’re still pretty active educating people. It makes me real happy
I also liked Pokémon indigo league a lot and I’ve have been meaning to rewatch it…
I loved octonauts I remember that one like snail dart episode
I remember being in shock when I saw an episode of Zoboomafoo LOL
Indigo league is the only pokemon show i got to finish watching
I remember bits and pieces but that’s about it
I remember watching it and there was a squid who shared my actual name with me lol
And a dream that I had about the orange pirate cat guy pulling up outside of my house in his underwater ship vehicle thing
I was flabbergasted when i realized it was the same dude lol. I never saw it as a kid
Fellow pink person
I grew up on wild kratts and Clover grew up on zooboomafoo
🩷
🫦
Y'all remember team Umizoomi lol
Barely
Shi wrong one 👅
Same but I remember watching it
Nyah~
Nevermind you're lowk into that
barely, a fragment of my memory
I also lived for animaniacs
I WAS PLAYING ALONG CHIIILLLLLLL
CREATURE REPORT
CREATURE REPORT
Shoot why do I remember that name
It was hitting its popularity right as i was getting too old to enjoy it, so when i saw it, it was cos someone younger wanted to watch
Because it’s good shit
Its where the countries song comes from
Anyways, guys I have been crafting instrumentals for my upcoming entire music career
Hellyeah
Like the "Mexico Panama..." One
Yeah
Last week of school soon
WHERE ARE YOU FROM
America
I STILL HAVE FIVE WEEKS
Literally 10-12 albums/eras planned, and only about that many instrumentals to go before all I need is vocals
My last week was like 100 weeks ago
I was pulled out for reasons
Fair trade off
exam weeks, it's just starting for me..
👏
❤️
I wonder what genre you’re producing

Yeah... Freedom
I passed all my exams not by high scores but at least passed
Im finally gonna be free from school after this year..
🥹
Yeah next year I’m fucked though for the exams
best way to do it without evaporating your mental health imo
Let me think rq
Alternative/Experimental/Indie. I'm heavily inspired by Lady Gaga and Lana Del Rey vocals-wise
I skipped like all of my last year and they passed me anyway
Nice nice
One of us one of us
Physics, chemistry, and math are the first ones I can think of off the top of my head
School is over but at the cost of doing adult-ish things 
I have made it past exams and in 2 weeks will receive the marks. Probably have a 2
Unfortunately my physics teacher doesn’t teach us anything 🥀
Do you know how much prank calls my friends and I did to our teacher after?
omfg same
Thousands
IB?
?
Nvm
Its not much better but at least now there is illusion of choice and you actually get to pick how your free time is spent
Yeah u have a point
So its better in some way
I’m being taught how to drive and honestly it’s really fucking scary😭
Plus now you can buy toysss
I’m not raring to learn or anything but I do need a car if I want to have a social life since I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
I made andagi today as a test but either the heat was too high or I didn’t cook it for long enough
Tell me ho/something for men
This is true
I want to spruce my room up some eventually, start up another shrimp tank…
When I'm older and need a job to socially survive, technically that also means I'll get to write lyrics more 
It’s going to be my 1 year anniversary of having my license soon
Clover got their license the other day
Hell yeah
SHRRIMP ON SALE AT THE NEXT EXITT
Honestly being taught is the scariest part
time to go swim...
Ooh congrats to them 
After that it’s just something that you do
I can't swim ngl
That’s what I’ve been telling myself, especially based on how my brother progressed with driving
subnautica 2, dw
I was asking if you were in IB, it’s kinda like AP but different
When they wake I’ll let them know you said that. :)
At first it was death grip on the steering wheel and nobody can talk, then it was blasting music and brake checking me for shits and giggles
I love driving now that I can do it alone😭
Ah oki, thought you meant irl (I can just bearly dead-man's-float to save my life)
I can curse at people and sing to my heart’s content
At the moment I'm getting into VG which kinda like IB I think
I’m honestly excited to just drive around town but also explore the more rural areas
I just turned my fursona into a Yi qi.....
fair enough
New mexico has some beautiful scenery
I’d been driving since i was little so the only stressful thing about getting my license is having people i dont want around be in the car with me
Also I can finally go grocery shopping on my own for ingredients LOL
I’m going to be honest, I have like a total of 3 routes. I never really go anywhere else
Hellyeah!
So does Switzerland!
Im still purple
This is true
"GORDON-" 🗣️
School, the mall, or the air field
I would send a photo but I can't yet 🙁
All good destinations
Yeaaa u gotta chat for a bit to get image perms
I’m going to add another route soon👀
Fuckin amazing. Howd you cook that up so fast
I got a summer internship
But on the topic of photos and scenery, I would like to share some I got recently..
Unpaid though but I don’t really care since it’s something I really wanted to do
Magics
And also I didn't bother shading
It’s going to be at a cargo company that does shipping around the islands
Sketching and coloring takes me like 0 time at all
I can get to store 1, store 2, and my favorite restaurant which is next to store 1. Anywhere else i wanna go Clover copilots
I will never understand how fast artists work. Like damn it takes me 15 minutes to get one line looking good
Beep
I spend an hour on a sketch and give up lol
The fact that I don't even have a proper fursona idea yet-😩
There’s a bunch of cool photos I want to take but they’re on the road
I use my big toe to draw, I guess because I don't run all my speed gets put into my art
WHAT
Ive had the same one for years cause i cant make any other ideas lmao
Oh you didn't know?
LIKE LEGIT??
Yeah
poggers
YOU AINT JOKINF???
I have monkey feet
Girl
Yeah I'm being fr
How the fu-
Im just always gonna be a beetle
Dms
I'm void
Thats ominous as fuck
Please I don’t need proof
i guess this is moreso an interpretation of me instead of a distinct character
It's a drawing
Nononono wait wait wait wait
lmao
You become more bizarre the more i learn about you. (Positive)
I have to go to some awards thing on Tuesday 
ok they are in #photos-and-videos and not all of them are recent actually, just the ones I liked the most
It was just a drawing chat I was scared for a second there
do you guys know the movie called project hail Mary and the alien species that it has
If a deaf person gets sleep paralysis will there sleep paralysis demon start using sign language on them
what
I mean, why not,
Id imagine it would communicate the same way their consciousness does with them
I have a list of all the things I've recently learned are not normal about me
I learned a while ago that my shoulders aren’t supposed to do that
Idk how to describe it
Do what?
Do blind people dreams
I learned im more iron than anyone else ive ever met
I think it depends on the individual
yes, but you do know that blindness (and deafness) comes with a lot of variations, right?
I have so much iron in my blood that im actually not good
uhh..
Its okay if i try really hard maybe i can be like metal Mario
Are schizophrenia just people having sleep paralysis 24/7
My shoulder is a bit flexible, I sent it in #photos-and-videos
that's an optimistic way to see it
i don't have a say in this
As someone who is quite literally diagnosed with schizophrenia, I'd say just about yeah /srs
I try to be, its about the best thing i have
The wall was yellow for me. I think i was the target of that
you should uhmm take care of yourself
I'm CRAZY 
😨 ......
I cannnnt, so i make Clover do it. I have a big whip and i sit on a throne and make them take care of me. /j

I cant have a big throne, it’ll mess up my bones. I just gotta lay in bed
Throne bed
Im like a very precious antique
Fine China....
TwT I'm crine
I was thinking a whole bunch of fursonas (practically one per era) throughout my music career, but I'd get flagged for unintentional text walling, so I'll list them each in their own message
Unironically i do appreciate all the help they give me and i would not be around without them
Ohhhh
STOP BEING SUCH A FREAKING SWEETIE PIE ITS MAKING ME WANT PUMPKIN PIE
For my debut album (planned release being Aug 4 this year) I might play a lion
Gang I have all of the fnafs and both the hollow knights on my phone
Pumpkin pie…
ourghh too many texts, stimulation break
Yesterday while they were napping i went to the store all on my own to get them dinner and snacks
I lav pumpkin pie 
My sophomore album (Dec 23 this year) would be a sultry cherry-colored tanuki
S&box is just Garry's mod with down syndrome
Same my brother used to make some bomb pumpkin pie before he moved
I miss it every thanksgiving 
I make really good haggis pie
I’ll take it

You ever had haggis before? (Best thing ever)
I can make a pretty good tiramisu, but then again it’s not nearly as difficult to make as you’d think
My third and seventh albums (2028 & 2035, both on Oct 13 Fri) would be a groupie-style otter with luschious purple and/or lavender locks
Waiter waiter one hundred haggis please
TIRAMISU 
I haven’t but I just looked it up and it looks awesome
GIVE IT TO ME
My fourth album (Valentines Day 2030) would be a bat or spider with two-toned black hair, one half being pure jet black and the other raven blue black
Raven blue black is the kind of black the black Crayola markers are
The other day I had what was introduced to me as “onion cake” (unfortunate name for a yummy dish, I’m pretty sure the actual name is Zwiebelkuchen) but it was actually really good, the caramelized onions were awesome
They just whispered “pookie the twoost” at me and woke up to hug me
My fifth and most rap-inspired album (April 20, 2030 & 2031 for standard and deluxe ver's) would be a sassy bunny with "The Fame"-era-Gaga-inspired blonde bangs that bloom into an ombre that includes both blacks from before AND orange to be almost Halloween inspired
If furries and hybrids were real In this world would you think the world would become chaos
Hunting season would be fearful /j
I live with the best person possible i think
This is true
If it happened suddenly? Yes
If they were always a part of life? No
I think it’d be cool to see hybrids in occupations that suit their species
Nothing changes about me other than my appearance lol
Anthropromorph* not furry, furry is a hobby
does mr protogen here only appear to ask questions
oh yeah, that is true
My sixth album (Christmas 2034) would be a spider with auburn curls that occasionally shine silvery gray especiallly when wrapped in a tight Industrial-Revolution style bun
Like a really good mountain climber who’s a goat, or a canine that develops awesome colognes/perfumes
Skunk who makes perfumes....
If hybrids were real would any of you would tease the shit out of them
I'd fucking be one 🥀
I tease everyone I care about LOL
My eighth album (my 33rd bday, hence its album title) would be a preppy cheerful axolotyl
Same
With all the weird shit that ALREADY is within my biology, I'm quite literally the closest thing to a hybrid human 🥀
sighhhh this is making me wanna draw my sona again
Ive been easing up on my teasing. Especially online cos I’d rather not be known for bullying children
How explain
Practicing a lot of restraint and all
Yeah online it’s harder to do because there’s just so much context missing from what you say
ooh yeah, I know someone with funky biology..
It’s just text, nothing else to go off of
I'm already a hybrid of both (other word for gender) biologically
no puberty (possible intersex or something), hyper mobility, etc etc
People also do not realize i am autistic and that the way i say things will not have the same connotation as how it usually may
Yea I’d imagine that’d cause a lot of misunderstandings
My ninth era (Sep 19 2045 or '46), which is actually going to be an EP, will be from the perspective of Lake from "Dawn Chorus" so I highly doubt that I can safely say I might adopt him/them for that era
Both of those I have, (except the no puberty part)
A lot. And no one likes to listen to me explain myself. So i just look mean for no reason lol
ooh, I see
I read this and really thought you meant like the kid named pubert meme
wait you can't say sexes
hey guys I guess that’s it (boom)
Honestly I find it’s always the people who “look mean” that are actually very pleasant people
Yeah I'm biologically intersex 
makes sense :3
helo
up
It’s unfortunate that many people aren’t able to just… listen and consider things
My tenth or final album (my mom's 61st bday in 2050) will be a grungey emo bear
Nr stark
Oh shoot, I had no clue that Yumi and soft Willy collaborated with my goat
I look very mean lol. It sucks sometimes but the upside is that anyone who would approach me actually seems to care
So i end up making better friends at the expense of less opportunities to make any friends
👀
The out-of-pocket nature of me and the entire last two generations need to be examined by Scotland Yard
Yeah that is a good upside, you get people who are more invested (not sure if that’s the right word but I think you get what I mean)
Same
eeeyup
I think that is the correct word
I'm intersex by birth (rare enough as it is), I'm an even rarer variant of being biologically intersex (I can have kids), I'm ALLERGIC TO FUCKING WATER (??????!?!??), I have schizophrenia, I'm ungodly tall (203.3 cm or 6'8"), ect
-20% less skill check
+50% reward multiplier
happenss
I’ve never liked friend groups or having many friends at a time, I just have like 2 irl friends that I’ve stuck with for years LOL
HOW AM I EVEN REAL WHAT THE FACK
There is a high likelihood i am intersex but it is nothing drastic, just hormones and stuff
sometimes you're just built funky
Addition: I have hypermobility in my hips and can put both my feet behind my head and get carried around like a backpack

woahhh sick
Its been forever since ive had an actual group, and while i miss it a little bit im more than happy with just my close 3 people
Clover can do that too
a person I know with hypermobility can like idk spin their lower leg up while sitting
Yes me too, for me personally groups are just too much to keep up with
Im hypermobile but not in any cool stretchy way
Smaller addition: I'm 50% Scottish 50% Jamaican (rare-ish heritage???)
And the album/EP/era/whatever cover arts (most of the time anyways) will purposefully be either screenshots, photos of my lame ahh human self from up to a year prior from now, or straight up text to trick the general public into thinking that I'm much more mysterious than I actually am hehe
The only way I feel my body is abnormal is cause my body is weirdly efficient
I’d rather have like 2-ish close friends than a group of people
I think like having the people here that just kinda know me is a group enough
I hunger
Yea same LOL
the only way my body is abnormal is that it's a biological fleshy thing and I'd prefer just being void creature of pure energy
I'm maybe 20-25% Scottish and 40-49% Norwegian I should be able to pronounce Norwegian and Scottish words perfectly but alas in the US I was born and raised
High metabolism, high heat tolerance, high tolerance to medicines, and substances, and my ungodly immune system
SCOTTISH 
I think the only abnormal thing about my body is that I can do that clover tongue thing, real flexible around my shoulders too
Im not particularly close with anyone but im not in any drama or anything
I speak Scottish Gaelic
Same
Which is awesome
I can slightly contort my back for whatever reason (minimal practice btw)
That’s so cool wtf
Tapadh leat
Mòran taing

HAI HAI HAI HELLO HAI
I tried learning Mexican for mi familia on my step-mom's side but ended up forgetting about it two years ago
ooooo
Please give me some heat tolerance I beg of you
I was born and raised in South Texas near the coast but I still cannot stand the heat
I can barely bend forward but i am built like one of the worms from men in black
Currently learning Italian because it sounds really hot
I have reverse shrimp posture
Ha una penna?
Shramp...
I can't stand the cold, 17 degrees Celsius with wind is genuine actually freezing
I struggled enough learning English. Large part of me refuses to bother with learning others
Seadh, tha mi a’ dèanamh, tha mi dha-rìribh a’ tarraing an-dràsta.
Shroomp spotted
aw, makes sense
I tolerate cold really well but being too hot is overstimulating
I lucked out that I got exposed to English early, it is a pseudo first language for me
English is such an odd language
makes sense
Sometimes when I think about it for too long I’m like “what the fuck”
I prefer heat over cold. I’ll definitely complain if the temp is like below 30°f
And “I feel so bad for anyone who has to learn this later in life”
My comprehension of language as a whole is faltering as my health and brain has declined
idk what that is in Celsius but that sounds really really really cold

Around your negatives
wow.. I'd rather sit in the fridge
The cold sucks but at least you can layer up
When i was well i couldn’t learn a new language, and now that im like me now i guess its an impossibility
I guess the temperature here is very, consistent
In the heat you can be butt ass naked and all you’ll get is a sunburn
it never really gets lower than like 20 degrees Celsius
Water freezes at like 32°f. I can handle anything in the 20s decently well if I’m outside
WHAT
crazyyyy
Kelvin 🥀
absolute cold tolerance
If you run really fast you maybe get enough breeze to cool off for 2 farts worth of time
Thats cold
And then you’re more hot from running
Yeah I hate the heat with a passion
I ain’t got shit on Alaskans
Dry heat I’m more okay with
I suppose yeah you need more tech to deal with the hot
I love it despite my sweat allergy
I have some shit on alaskans
2 farts worth of time 
Temperatures here rivals there sometimes
awh
Humid heat is just miserable all around
Ah it is time for me to slumber
I remember when I got my first medicine for it, and my body responded to it I went out in a black hoodie, and sweat pants into like 89° summer heat
Goodnight, sleep well 
Good night my sillies I love you all

I guess I probably never experienced temperature differences like other people does
Laterr
goodnight Aurelia
Night👋
I didn’t either until recently
That’s like 32, or somewhere around that in Celsius
oooh I see
If its any consolation im not gonna die
And i have lots of help
Yeah the last time I saw snow before this year was in 2018
Unfortunately im bad at consoling
That’s very good to hear
woa, that's been a while
that's nice
That sounds great
Yeah LOL, it was jarring to see snow for a few days in a row
yeah, predictability is nice
But even after the weather warmed up the mountains remained snow capped, which was very beautiful
maybe it gets to like 30 Celsius but being indoors, I never notice
oooh wow :3
Yep
I have some photos of the area in #photos-and-videos
Clover had barely seen snow until they moved in with me so this year they had lots and lots of fun getting to really play in it for the first time
Our temps here in Buffalo usually range from low 90s maximum to like -5 maximum in Fahrenheit
YES omg playing in snow for the first time is sooo much fun
Snowballs and snow angels and all that jazz
In Celsius that’d be from 32 to -20
We rolled down a hill with snow a bunch
That is brutal
And made a snowman that looked messed up
That sounds really fun
If I ever make more albums post-2056 (thirty years from now), I might not make more fursonas specifically for said eras because there is a slight chance that I'll have garnered enough plausible exhaustion to not need quite as many, but the thought of that sure as heck is nice
I miss playing outside a lot
Ive been out a bit more lately cause ive felt a but better, so we went on a big walk and i saw some beetles
I remember voyaging to an island and on the way seeing a seal throuple. I crashed a golf cart on that island with my lil sis in it w/me
:3
:'3
I'm stuck in this area, little nature to see, little places to go
If I'm unlucky, I'll be stuck somewhere with places to escape but very little genuine nature around later this month in theatres
that's nice
the air quality here is always bad..
Good night gang, I need some rest before I slay in the Tomb of Horrors with a Tier 3 Tabaxi
always orange to red on the index thingy, 100 aqi something something, never seen it goes below that for long
Im definitely reading this wrong but it sounds like you’ve been captured
Id actually die i think
I need good air to live
Is a Backrooms joke
Im sensitive to air like fish are sensitive to their water
Ohhh
I have no idea
⚰️ Anyways good night everyone
Later
goodnight
I remember both times i moved really far away the air was so different to me that i always felt uneasy
ooh wow that sucks
Im some sort of exotic animal that can only live in its own habitat
Sometimes i can tell the weather outside from how the air feels in the house
And my sense of smell has been improving a lot these last two months so im able to semi consistently detect things
Like those fish in the pond in Death Valley?
Yea
nvm apparently for my area the AQI is around 160 goddamn what am I breathing in rn
Lotsa animals can predict weather. I think most can
ourghh ourhh ourfhh
woahh interesting
that's very interesting
That’s what it was like here when the smoke from the Canadian forest fires covered the state I think
Put me there for 2 minutes and im keeling over
woww
The AQI in Buffalo is like in the 50s
idk how the government here manage pollution but this is like the air quality on the weekly TwT
TwT nnuuuu
When the yearly smoke cloud comes by i have to stay inside or else i get sick
The ashes in the sky also get stuck in all my airways cause im a freak and my body makes enough mucus for 2 people
So nothing leaves my body and i feel like crap for months
The more i talk about myself the more i realize how im like the guy in spongebob going on about glass bones and paper skin lmfao
Tf is there a volcano near where you live
woah that suckss
TwT omgg I remember the one that gets heart attacks to go back to sleep
Nooo, canada just lights on fire sometimes and all the smoke blows to where i live. And then where i live is also on fire lol
Oh ok yeah that's... Better i guess?
also I'm crine why is my local air quality the equivalent of being near a forest fire
oo, makes sense
Canada dosent do that to the east coast often
Its about the same honestly. Raining ash and all
I think the one time it did it may have been Americans fault
I've not experienced any natural disaster
maybe rare stormy rain but I'm inside and safe
I can’t remember but i think a hurricane passed us once? Clover remembers probably
Only natural disasters I’ve experienced was a small earthquake, the forest fire, and a metric fuck ton of blizzards
Ive been in 3 earthquakes too
Is canada THAT dangerous
I remember when I was really little Buffalo got covered in like 6 to 5 ft of snow
I wouldnt know, ive never been
Shit i thought you say you lived in canada my bad
I live in a shoebox under a big bridge and all me and my friends eat the garbage people toss out of their cars
You live better than me anyway
I couldn’t think of a silly response that didn’t sound demeaning
It's........ FRANCE!!!
I’ll be real i know nothing about france other than the pickpocketing. And i think the internet has maybe exaggerated that aspect a bit
Nah they are right this country is very very bad
Hm, im learning
I think everywhere has good food, its just different food that people are used to or its deemed fancy cos its exotic to them and by proxy called good opposed to something like haggis
I meant like fancy but i forgot how to write it
And we have youtubers that go in paris, find pickpocket and throw water ballon, flour, many many things on them.
They also do that on scammers
I wonder what kinds of dishes are popular to your area. I only ever see people talk about baked goods or the “gross” things like escargot
I HATE snails that's so gross
I havent tried snails but im not opposed to it. Its just food to me
that's a really nice grill, it's really nice
Can’t think of many things i wouldnt try
But we have
"Bœuf bourguignon"
We have
"Croissant" (why do people keep thinking it's french)
Im gonna look like a fool if I reference the wrong thing in response to this lol
DON'T LET ME OUT
IT ISS WHAT I WAS THINKING
legit one of my favorite videos ever
I didn’t know it wasnt
Do you know where croissants is from
france
It's from Austria
Dude i used to watch it all the time but its age restricted now and im not giving youtube my id
same thing
I had no clue
the id shit is the worst thing ever
good on you for not budging, I REALLY hope most people don't
They knew i was an adult already, they dont need my id 
you shouldn't give them your id anyway
I dont plan to
They only thing that is like good in france is that we have good Humorist and youtubers
the few attempts that have been made were already leaked, it's never going to work
Id sooner eat it than give it out anywhere online
sorry if this gets too political but I fucking hate the EU so much
everything they've done for me has only been bad
Theres probably some interesting animals there too
I hate it too my dude
There is my cat!!
they did the bottle cap thing, also the worst thing ever
Those are always good 
and basically nothing else that justifies all the money because, they're not fucking using it for military shit so idfk what the fuck they spend it on
And americans don't like us
Everybody*
They dont like anyone and no one likes them lol
they will nag non-stop about climate change and how we need to do better
At least from a general perspective
but they never rag on india or china and they don't want nuclear energy
in fact they keep destroying nuclear facilities
No i made a mistake i write americans but i wanted to type everybody
and tbh it's not like they're THAT much more evil than big corpos, but at least usually big corpos don't fucking moralize me or even care that much about me
these people are like having the worst teacher ever but at all times
Guess what
Ohh lol, im just digging on americans
Our president Macron just gave to the entire EU the nuclear weapon (even to germany who has no right to have an army or nuclear weapons)
germany has no right to have an army???
I'd argue a big part of why WW2 happen was the treaty of versailles was bullshit, not that I'm justifying anything the funny moustache man did
so idk if that's the best way to go about it personally, but I guess that is how it works
if it truly worked out that you just write on a piece of paper "hey stop making big scary weapons to kill us", they wouldn't have the whole shitshow going on in the middle east
If germany is in danger we (the other EU country) we go and we just fight
is it bad that most of what I've learned about history and politics has been because someone was being the most annoying person in existence at me for it but justified it by saying "this issue is bigger than us and you're part of the problem if you don't care" so I looked into a lot of that shit to find out it's basically complete bullshit and they're just crafting cool sounding slogans so you agree with it
With us they were very real they say that we were little shitty things and that we just insult other and they were not happy (it's all i rember)
insulting each other is so much fun tho
I love my country
But who like france to be honest even french don't like france
people shame other countries for shit they did in the past but from what I've seen france deserves some of the most shame
the whole maginot line shit was the worst thing ever
We have win over 1500 war in total so...
there's actually no justification for it other than laziness
I do think the enlightenment was a really good thing and a lot of shit we talk about today did originate from france so they did contribute a lot of good to the world tho
And speaking french is so hard
yeah they don't say "what" they say "que'es'que'ce've've'que've'ce've'ce'que'qe'ce've"
what the FUCK is that
Like i prefer speaking english than than that...
Qu'est ce que tu me raconte toi?
merde
Best word ever
idk if the spy from tf2 is my favorite class in that game but it is the one I ended up playing the most
eh actually why not it is my favorite class in the game
Like for cat guess how you say it
le meowchon
Chat (without the t)
cha
that's not a word that's a stat in fallout games that always sucks
except in fallout tactics
so when the french say "chat is this true" they're talking to a cat?
No we say "chate" like we just Pronounce the "t"
Oh and the female cat is chatte
And that is an other way to say the woman thingy you know
apparently women go crazy for french accents so I can't really trash talk they language too much
Some people overexagerate the accent
every french person I've heard speak had a very noticeable accent so idk
Just wait until you hear French Quebec
Tehe
OSTI DE TABERNAC
that's some dnd dwarven language wtf
Eeeeevil ass language
LES BLEUETS (blueberry)
But they have good swears
There’s about 20 ish different ways to say “fuck”
I don’t know them all yet
maybe that's why they were so incompetent in WW2, they were too busy figuring out the best way to insult each other for being incompetent rather than fixing anything
Why my playlist is giving so many bangers
But does yall president sucks or it is just mine
Idk who my president is cuz i domt care about politics
Where you from
Romania
I dunno
I dunno
I dunno too
me neither
All road leads to Rome?
🐰 ⏰
everytime I hear a romanian speak about politics I feel a mixture of envy because they have this quite laissez faire attitude but also concern because I do think they maybe should try to regulate some things more too
not me
Yay
they're a bit too I guess casual for me in terms of being a RPG tho
I grew up playing shit like fire emblem so
Color splash you know
And sometimes curse
try playing final fantasy x-2
it's one of the most underrated RPGs imo
final fantasy x is my favorite final fantasy and I used to disregard x-2 as a fanservice game
You can hate on me i never touch a final fantasy in my life
which, it definitely is a fanservice game, but it's also a LOT of fun to play
that's okay
any final fantasy game is good other than 8 and 2
Yay
and 2 is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than 8
Whuy
me too, pal. me too
really the only final fantasy game I would never recommend to anyone is 2
they tried to make the RPG mechanics even more casual but in a very shitty way that's completely unfun
they also did that with final fantasy gaiden but that game is more braindead than unfun
if you like paper mario games you might enjoy ff9 the most
But there is one thing that make me shit myself in a paper mario game
I don't know how i manage to be scared even if it's a silly thing but
scared at paper mario??
Yeah
Do you know the cursed maskass in paper mario color splash
Just type cursed maskass paper mario color splash on youtube and look
alr wait
Yebidibo
I think you would have a heart attack playing something like fear and hunger lol
Yeah
my favorite RPG and game in general is lisa the painful
I do recommend it, just keep in mind it's a game literally designed to hurt you
What i it
Oh
I also recommend the older version over the definitive version
it does it in a cool and/or funny way pretty much every time though
it's not like a rage game where you constantly die to traps you could never see coming
it's better designed than that
Just how did the WII U did not sell as much as the WII it's better!?
that is pretty funny I think
Yeah it was and i burn him alive
I think it goes to show how revolutionary the WII was
punch out wii is a must-play game imo
I mean everyone had one
Yeah but the WII U had two screen and you can choose to play just on the game pad or just on the tv (only for some games)
I feel like it just came at a time where focusing on other things was more profitable
not even saying the Wii U was worse because of it but it surely impacted their sales
matter of fact, there was a period of time where for some reason every developer thought every game had to be open world, and it was so bad
Ive never seen a wii u outside of a game store
No some good game were create in that era(?) but yeah there was lots of bad games
oh I'm not even saying they were bad games, I just think the mentality of making them open world sucked
like the witcher 3 is a pretty good game but it's open world was terrible
I have guitar hero on WII and WII U
it punished you for exploring, the economy was awful, the fall damage was ridiculously high which is another way it punished exploration
I don't know why but on WII U they remove the color keys
I also absolutely despise when in games you have some sort of quality in a crafting system and yet whatever you produce is always worth the same money you spent on the ingredients to make it
they're like "but if you get really good at crafting it will make you way too rich!" SO WHAT?
I hate games that make that the object you try to sell has less value than if you buy it
I don't care so much about that
I do prefer if you have something like morrowind where you can either be so good at mercantile, or use illusion magic like a creep, that you can eventually sell it dead even
really that's what's most fun about it
Yeah
like imagine focusing on alchemy, you train to level up your alchemy skill to the max
you get all the materials, many of which are rare and dangerous to get and can't buy them anywhere
you craft the most ridiculous potion possible
and then it sells for the same money you would've gotten if you just sold each ingredient separately
and you're at a money loss because you spent so much money on training your alchemy and getting the best set
A potion to make you feet wiggle it cost me TITANIUM AND URANIUM but you will be fine
in morrowind you can do a pretty funny thing
you can craft a potion that increases your intelligence
and how good your potions are partially scales off of your intelligence
IM SMARTER but im not stronger
so you can just keep making potions that increase your intelligence, drink them, and make a stronger one
and you can eventually become so intelligent you might as well break the 4th wall
because you use it to one shot an actual god with some shitty cheap fire spell
Oh sorry to break the potion thing but apparently there will be a new luigi's mansion game
another one? so soon?
I wonder (if they make a luigi's mansion 4) what will be the topic of the game
Did anyone play luigi's mansion 1
Everyone dead yay

HELLO. hello. Hello
bleh
Yay someone alive here
how are you?
that's nice
calls 911 are you good
Hellu





HOW
How what



Yay
HOLY SHIT I FIGURED IT OUT














ok I'm done with the mojis
emojis*
Goated
Ok

Im here
Jimmy
that's good
I think I'm in agony
but seems to be dulled
my vision feels narrow, my body feels numb, can barely breathe, but it's okay
I don't remember
what i was gonna say
any ways
I bless you with the cookie of infinity
Basically the infinity pizza from gravity falls but in cookie form
GAGGLE
Morning everyone
I forgot it was the morning for yall
depends on where they are in the world
chill
hi
Alright
Not how it's what
Oh im going out of art block and I might draw something
Yay it's what
Just will you post your drawing on the drawing serv?
Yeah I do but no one sees them
I will see it
Wait your French twin
What
Oh I read your bio sorry twin
I don't .... Tf
Huh
I didn't understand too much to processe
Oh im sorry
I forgot how to say the word
Don't be
Umm the long bread
Baguette
Do you guys use it as a sword
Thank you kind sir
Sometimes when bored
So I see
And when we are in a bakery and we have no other weapon
Yeah I think that happens
I don’t know if you are in France but is it true thats it not good aka dirty wise
hii
What is not good
Like I heard thats it’s not clean over there
Hey hey mirel





