general

[stark onyx]

XD

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[indigo hull]

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!

[gritty temple]

Nom

[stark onyx]

Origin of the og bite sound effect

[narrow atlas]

[reef zealot]

[indigo hull]

Sad thing is that it’s pseudo-canon

[reef zealot]

It me

[narrow atlas]

Zoinks

[reef zealot]

Ourple guy

[indigo hull]

🟪

[indigo hull]

Matthew Lillard is now both Shaggy and Purple Guy

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[storm whale]

[reef zealot]

Woa

Yummy :3c

[dreamy knoll]

enjoy

[woven flicker]

🦖

[tepid mist]

Guys we all HATE jimmy right? HATE jimmy

[ruby zealot]

Son I'm crine 😭

Hi cmd

[indigo hull]

Son i'm the carpet eating zombies of the candle factory

[ripe burrow]

i kind of like the dude cause i watch the ylyls on my tv when i wanna go zzzzzzz

[gritty temple]

Staring at you all

[ripe burrow]

ok

[reef zealot]

Woof woof

[gritty temple]

Awruff

[ripe burrow]

why

[tidal tangle]

Meow

Mods

Give me my name back

Please bro 💔

[coral token]

idk what your name was

[ripe burrow]

👀

[tidal tangle]

My name is MewMew

💔

Please mods I'll give you my first born child just give me my name back💔💔

[ripe burrow]

!!!

[west sorrel]

Hello chat !!

[gritty temple]

Gwuh was it actually? I wonder why the name MewMew got taken away

Unless u were roleplaying

You’ve been MewMewified

[tidal tangle]

I GOT MY NAME BACK YIPPEEEE

[tidal tangle]

explodes

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

Laundering

[hardy onyx]

of zit ktqsd gy liqrgvl. zkqhhtr of tfrstll zodt. q lgxs tflikgxrtr. q lhokozl dgkfyxss eiodt. zit lttatk, wgxfr zg tzitktqs vgt. q rqfet zg ektqzogf, ntz fgvitkt zg ug

[tidal tangle]

Poetry at it's best

[upbeat charm]

money laundering (it got dirty)

[indigo hull]

the legal TL:DR for it is quite literally the same thing

and i love that it has that cross-definition

Saul Goodman puts it best as just turning dirty money into clean income

[upbeat charm]

no clover meant like
washing it's money
and drying it

[indigo hull]

i know lol

[upbeat charm]

canada may have plastic money but jokes on everyone else it can get wet without getting ruined

[compact sky]

i be happy ong twin no cap fr fr

[prime canopy]

goodness, how much more bullshit can they make up in Skinwalker Ranch ?

when the hell are they gonna find anything on Oak Island

are they ever gonna stop telling you aliens built the pyramids?

all and more, on Historia

[indigo hull]

the History Channel
"looks inside"
barely any history

oh and Ancient Aliens has a videogame

[prime canopy]

most of it is just bullshit 💀

[bleak warren]

i'm old enough to remember when it was not a reality show channel

[peak sentinel]

History Channel is just the Alien Channel nowadays

[indigo hull]

fr

#photos-and-videos genuinely blew my mind Ancient Aliens has a PC game

[bleak warren]

TLC was created as "The Learning Channel" and now it's all reality shows too

MTV almost never shows anything related to Music

[prime canopy]

TLC is now the " hey look, minorities "

[bleak warren]

what

[indigo hull]

they stopped doing music stuff long ago it seems

like at least the early 2010s from my earliest memories

[prime canopy]

they seem to have lots of shows on specifically disabled people, but yea they also have like... kitchen nightmare on the side

well, idk actually, I haven't watched TLC in like, years

[bleak warren]

there were so many channels that used to be educational or music or focused on any number of specialized topics

and now most of them are reality shows and reruns

[prime canopy]

streaming killed TV it seems

and streaming is killing itself

[bleak warren]

i called packages by the way

[prime canopy]

ah ?

[bleak warren]

when cable started dying and streaming was becoming super popular

i said to my wife "i bet they end up selling us packages with multiple streaming channels just like cable channel packages"

killed cable to re invent cable

[indigo hull]

became the very thing it swore to destroy

[prime canopy]

hilarious

[bleak warren]

and then you look at stuff like tubi and roku

that have a bunch of channels

nothing ever changes, time is a flat circle

[prime canopy]

well, Tubi's more of a streaming platform that takes cheap contracts

so the movies roster changes often

cause they bought a short contract for said movie

[bleak warren]

yeah the movies change, and i enjoy seeing what new stuff they have every month

[prime canopy]

but they have tons of permanent stuff

[bleak warren]

but tubi does have a section with a bunch of channels that's just like a cable channel list

[prime canopy]

Tubi also has tons of like student films and like hilariously bad third parties

I love tubi -w-

[burnt merlin]

Mods, ban Arch for
Being evil

[bleak warren]

whymst

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪 🍪

[gritty temple]

Hungry

[storm whale]

are we eating each other now

[bleak warren]

i hope not

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge guess wut

[bleak warren]

wut

[storm whale]

gonna use jimmybot to summon more snacks if we are/j

[dreamy knoll]

I get 500 frogs

[indigo hull]

i see the bot channel has finally be re-opened

lets hope that never happens again

[gritty temple]

What even prompted the bot to go insane

[indigo hull]

from what I saw Hugh was trying to run a command or something

[gritty temple]

Kek

[indigo hull]

and I guess the result was an @ everyone

[bleak warren]

mistakes were made, we'll get Thales some therapy soon don't worry

[indigo hull]

i hope insurance covers it

[thin prairie]

What did Thales do?

[bleak warren]

nothing, he just dealt with most of the aftermath

[burnt merlin]

You two will need a bonus for dealing with all the chaos

[bleak warren]

i didn't do much

[thin prairie]

What happened?

[mint remnant]

A bonus of zero dollars is still zero dollars yippie

[thin prairie]

[indigo hull]

TL:DR bot managed to ping the entire server, and i mean the ENTIRE server

[ruby zealot]

didnt it happen once?

i thought it already happened

[thin prairie]

Oh ok

[gritty temple]

Time for it to happen again ! /j

[mint remnant]

And again

[burnt merlin]

Again! Again!
Armed and dangerous

[ruby zealot]

kick the infant

[mint remnant]

Armed and dangerous?

Rest in peace Pop Smoke - Link

[burnt merlin]

Kick the grandpa

[ruby zealot]

[coral token]

:p

[burnt merlin]

Tables

[storm whale]

[tired temple]

Comic con got me so parched I downed four full sized glasses of water in 5 minutes at a restaurant after

My livers gonna love me, my bladders gonna hate me

[fickle swan]

Hi

I'm new

[ruby zealot]

Hi welcome

[coral token]

hi new

i'm dad

[ruby zealot]

-2 ** **

[prime ingot]

Hi dad

Its been a few years

[coral token]

🚶‍➡️

[prime ingot]

So… hows life chat

[ruby zealot]

I'm bald wbu

[indigo hull]

i keep finding ways to ruin history

next up, if Napoleon never invaded Russia

[ruby zealot]

He would take over Europe
I think

Im stupid

[burnt merlin]

we already knew that

[ruby zealot]

I hate you

[burnt merlin]

I love you, too, pookie ❤️
-# platonically

[indigo hull]

He would

But what if he focused west?

[storm whale]

skill issue

[ruby zealot]

Shaving off your skin sorry not sorry

[indigo hull]

Up next on the history channel, Napoleon invades Ireland

[storm whale]

as long as you don't fuck with my hair we're chilling

[burnt merlin]

oops wrong reply

[indigo hull]

[burnt merlin]

tyler, the creator call me if you get lost album reference??

[onyx igloo]

Omg my dad just met Ilan Diarmid, the guy who played Emperor Palpatine

[ruby zealot]

Turning you into a broom

[storm whale]

broom of doom and despair

[burnt merlin]

sweep sweep

[storm whale]

🧹 🧹

[indigo hull]

You are now within good graces of the Galactic Empire

[onyx igloo]

[ruby zealot]

Turning you into a plushie along with the mods

[onyx igloo]

YES

Also what

[ruby zealot]

?

[indigo hull]

What kind of salad do you think Saladin would’ve liked?

[ruby zealot]

Saladin salad.

[onyx igloo]

🥁

[burnt merlin]

in salad

[iron wraith]

I'm working on the other arm piece rn

[ruby zealot]

Riv hi hello

[iron wraith]

Once I transfer of the template ill break for awhile cuz i have alot of family friends coming over

[iron wraith]

Yooo wazz up puppet

[ruby zealot]

I'm doing...grea-im bald...wbu

[iron wraith]

Crap I just did the math I have like 12 people to feed today

[ruby zealot]

I believe in you twin

[iron wraith]

BALD?!

[ruby zealot]

Buzzcut

[iron wraith]

Aww man

[burnt merlin]

even worse 😭

[ruby zealot]

But I do look kinda hot ngl

[iron wraith]

And thank you there are gonna be so many people over today and half of them have hearing issues while the other half has auditory issues

[ruby zealot]

I'm happy with myself

[dry rock]

BALD BALD BALD

[drowsy bridge]

I love the buzz cut

[dry rock]

Couldn't be me

[iron wraith]

ITS GONNA BE HELL

[drowsy bridge]

But to be fair, it’s the only haircut I’ve ever had

[burnt merlin]

suuuuuuuure

[ruby zealot]

FUCK YOU BALD SHROOM

[iron wraith]

I feel old

[ruby zealot]

You ain't tho

[iron wraith]

Idk how im gonna host 12 people today plus babies

[ruby zealot]

By locking in

[drowsy bridge]

I’m gonna go cook now

[iron wraith]

Faaaaaaah

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

"Puppet we gotta cook"

[iron wraith]

Help me cook for 12 people on my life is yours

[ruby zealot]

Duck I know what were gonna do today

[onyx igloo]

MEOW

[drowsy bridge]

Andagi

[drowsy bridge]

I’m making a dessert 😭

[ruby zealot]

DAMN

[onyx igloo]

🎱 Kill everyone
🫴

[ruby zealot]

gulp

[iron wraith]

Oh what ya making

[drowsy bridge]

Kill 7 billion people

[onyx igloo]

500 Cigarettes

[drowsy bridge]

Sata andagi

[indigo hull]

500 blunts

[ruby zealot]

Erm actually it's 8 billion 🤓

[drowsy bridge]

[iron wraith]

Comupta kill that man

[onyx igloo]

Aw man, I wish I had 500 cigarettes

[ruby zealot]

FAAAAJHHHHH

[ruby zealot]

I wish I had one

[iron wraith]

Huh

[onyx igloo]

Boring

[ruby zealot]

Miss riv can you buys us cigs?

[onyx igloo]

Yeh!

[indigo hull]

Just use a fake ID /j

[onyx igloo]

Pretty pls with a cherry ontop

[iron wraith]

🚬 🚬 🚬

[onyx igloo]

consumes

[iron wraith]

That should be enough

[onyx igloo]

Stupid German keyboard

[iron wraith]

Ya ingrates

[ruby zealot]

Thank you miss riv

[onyx igloo]

Aw, I'm out of cigarettes

[drowsy bridge]

My dad told me to use a wok for the deep frying but I have no clue where the wok is

[onyx igloo]

Use your dad for deep frying

Duh

[drowsy bridge]

It should not be this hard to find the wok

[indigo hull]

Louis Keseburg would be pleased

[onyx igloo]

Why are you asking us like we know 😭

[drowsy bridge]

You do know

You live in my walls

[ruby zealot]

Check the kitchen

[ruby zealot]

No that's me

[drowsy bridge]

I’m in the kitchen

[onyx igloo]

Actually I live ontop of your fridge

[ruby zealot]

I'm the cabinets

[gritty temple]

My bad I got hungry

[burnt merlin]

It's in the pantry in the top left
under the small pan

[indigo hull]

it’s under the sauce

[onyx igloo]

cutely consumes you aggresively

[ruby zealot]

Haha not my cigs

[onyx igloo]

:O

[onyx igloo]

Looks at you with Duck's wok in hand OwO

[woven flicker]

You have returned I see

[gritty temple]

BARKABRKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[woven flicker]

The humble spray bottle:

[burnt merlin]

from?

[drowsy bridge]

I’m going to use an evil spell on you

[woven flicker]

Hiatus or whatever

[gritty temple]

Grrrrrrr

[drowsy bridge]

I SUMMON CAT IN THY MOUTH

[burnt merlin]

WOOF WOOF ARF

[drowsy bridge]

[onyx igloo]

I'm already cursed with every curse in th- MHMHNHMNHMNHMHNMHNHNMHNHMNHMNH

[indigo hull]

the miracle of life

[woven flicker]

Life…:uhhh finds a way

[burnt merlin]

oh
yeagh i just
took a break because of some things going on

[gritty temple]

I gotta go record the replays from my last 2 Deadlock matches

I can’t tell you guys what happened but the player I encountered was insane

[onyx igloo]

MHMHNHMNHMHNHM meow :3 MHMNHMNHMHNHMNHMHNMHNMHNHMNH purr :3 MHMHNMHNHMNHMHN

[indigo hull]

indeed it does my dino friend

[woven flicker]

Oh well happy to see you back

Biting you tho

[onyx igloo]

Hi Omar :3

[drowsy bridge]

Fuck it, I’ll just use the microwave to deep fry

[woven flicker]

You too duck and gaggleman

[burnt merlin]

you what

[drowsy bridge]

[indigo hull]

when in doubt, microwave it

[indigo hull]

🫳 🍓 i cast

[drowsy bridge]

I can’t find the wok

[onyx igloo]

It is in my hand. I mean MNHMNHNHMHNHN

[burnt merlin]

chomping your right shoulder off

[drowsy bridge]

[woven flicker]

Oh so you want to fight?

[languid grove]

Hallo everynyan

[onyx igloo]

Where does one get such an emoji 😭

[woven flicker]

TAIL SMACK

[onyx igloo]

Oh my gah!

[languid grove]

WHAT THE FACK GO AWAY

[woven flicker]

Tail smacking you

[drowsy bridge]

That’s actually what happens when you don’t brush and floss daily

[ruby zealot]

YOU

How is you cat

[drowsy bridge]

I’ll just use a pot, I give up

[languid grove]

ME??

[burnt merlin]

does eating toothpaste work?

[ruby zealot]

No

[languid grove]

I’m actually really good today, I had a really good and surprising day, wbu?

[woven flicker]

Headbutt

[woven flicker]

Headbutt

[drowsy bridge]

Check your teeth for cats

[ruby zealot]

Bald

[woven flicker]

DROP KICK

[ruby zealot]

AHHHHHH

[languid grove]

WHY ARE YOU BALD

[burnt merlin]

:3c

[ruby zealot]

Buzzcut

[indigo hull]

it was ME

[drowsy bridge]

[languid grove]

What crimes did you commit to deserve this

[burnt merlin]

Mods
kill omar for being violent

[ruby zealot]

Everything

[woven flicker]

CHARGE TACKLE

[languid grove]

It’s okay at least you can feel the breeze now

[ruby zealot]

But I do look kinda hot rn

I'm so happy with myself

[burnt merlin]

aaand i'm dead

[ruby zealot]

[drowsy bridge]

I FOUND THE WOK

[ruby zealot]

SEE I TOLD YOU IT'S IN THE KITCHEN

[onyx igloo]

Everyone thank god, now

[quiet basalt]

Good afternoon chat

[burnt merlin]

thank gru
on some minion type shit

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[onyx igloo]

It's 10:52pm. What is this person talking about

[ruby zealot]

I'm deadge

[zinc frigate]

Finally….. free from work….

[ruby zealot]

Hey you snake hru

[drowsy bridge]

Okay so this was actually pretty close, it was on the bottom cabinet thing

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[ruby zealot]

Hi shark how is you

[drowsy bridge]

[burnt merlin]

no gway

[zinc frigate]

Tired lol, gonna go home and do even more work tho. Hbu?

[ruby zealot]

Buzzcut.

[zinc frigate]

Why????

[rancid goblet]

Bald*

[ruby zealot]

I don't know...

[woven flicker]

Gasp

[rancid goblet]

Audibly

[burnt merlin]

giving you a 3 week paid vacation

[woven flicker]

Sticking a plunger on yo head

[indigo hull]

call it a unicorn

[ruby zealot]

[woven flicker]

UNICORN WIZARD

[indigo hull]

YESSSS BRO

[rancid goblet]

Hi 👋

[woven flicker]

You are unicorn wizard now

[ruby zealot]

WHAT

[quiet basalt]

I’m alright

[woven flicker]

#photos-and-videos

[rancid goblet]

Bye 👋

[woven flicker]

Bye

[zinc frigate]

Nah it’s personal work, aka cleaning out part of my closet

[willow rapids]

Guess what i got for early morning before breakfast

[lethal sierra]

Something

[iron wraith]

Thales I love you broski

[coral token]

woah

[iron wraith]

Omg EWWWWWWWWWWWW, I JUST TOUCHED RAW PANCAKE BATTER

I hate my life dude

[jade sail]

I'm stupid enough that I would eat it

[gloomy blaze]

Hey everyone

It is i

[thin prairie]

Gay people

[gloomy blaze]

Your favorite person

[gloomy blaze]

Yes

[jade sail]

Hello, my fellow dude

[iron wraith]

Hi im cleaning rn. I have 12 people coming over for D&D and wedding planning

Halp........

[gloomy blaze]

Top in the morning my lad how’s your day

[jade sail]

I'm just laying in bed, being a general menace to society

You?

[gloomy blaze]

Dude you Gotta end it like this they all die but they go in the over life fighting the last boss

[gloomy blaze]

Got my state license and job hunting

[iron wraith]

Sounds dope

[gloomy blaze]

But good news my yt channel almost hit 3k views

[iron wraith]

Kk gtg wish me luck yall

[jade sail]

quoting that one Jimmy clip

I do that!

[gloomy blaze]

Yeah same for you twin

[gloomy blaze]

Maybe they would

[thin prairie]

What are you on about

[gloomy blaze]

You know what chat let’s make this dudes day

[jade sail]

I'm saying that I am a gay people, too!

[gloomy blaze]

Hey how are you

[storm whale]

[gloomy blaze]

How’s the wife and kids

[jade sail]

If this video hits 50,000 likes, I will go SKYDIVING!!

[gloomy blaze]

Twin if this video hits five likes I would be happy

[lethal sierra]

That would be insane tho

[gloomy blaze]

Real

And I think I might be able too dead lift my new pr soon

I been work on it for a while

Omg I need more dingus in my life you know guys

[lethal sierra]

So how are ppl enjoying subnautica 2?

Is it as good as expected?

[gloomy blaze]

I don’t know yet I didn’t buy it

When I get the money I would probably check it out

[gritty temple]

Putting my paw on your face

[rustic merlin]

Woff

[gloomy blaze]

Hey hey again no time no see how’s this lovely wolf doing

[gloomy blaze]

I see

[rustic merlin]

I am the alpha wolf

[gritty temple]

I am the silly wolf

[gloomy blaze]

Did you see thragg yet twin

[rustic merlin]

Yes I dod

Did he is so cool

[gloomy blaze]

Also I have great news I almost hit 3k views

[gritty temple]

Real !!!!

[gloomy blaze]

Yeah im so excited but I only have 14 followers

I used to have 33 ish but I got 14 now

[gritty temple]

Why do all final fantasy characters move like it’s their first day on earth

[gloomy blaze]

I don’t know 🤷‍♀️

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa ….

[indigo hull]

cos its their Final Fantasy smh

[gloomy blaze]

I stubbed my toe

[rustic merlin]

[gloomy blaze]

[tropic grail]

hii

[elfin wing]

@dreamy knoll i found a bug with subnautica 2 that only works in multiplayer and it literally sends you flying

like 1,000 meters in the air kind of flying

nvm, like 5k+ meters lmao

[light wraith]

Do share

[elfin wing]

low fps = fly

[elfin wing]

the game totally breaks and can't calculate momentum loss with low fps so it just sends you to god

[light wraith]

Splendid

[elfin wing]

apparently, you can break 20k meters in the sky with the right timing

[narrow atlas]

You know about the vehicle glitch?

[elfin wing]

oh is there a bug with the tadpole too?

[languid grove]

Jellybean

[olive flicker]

You eat jellybeans

[narrow atlas]

Yup. If you drop all your like equipment, like find, air tank, and rebreather, pick them back up, enter the tadpole, and equip them again the tadpole will move at like Mach speed

[languid grove]

I do and your cat is next

[gritty temple]

the owl

[narrow atlas]

Idk if I’ve described the process right, but people deadass turned the tadpole into a space ship

[gritty temple]

Bro was reduced to a shape

[elfin wing]

sounds about right, reminds me of the super seaglide

[olive flicker]

Leave her alone she just got in my room

[elfin wing]

all you need to fling is an air bladder though

[narrow atlas]

My friend accidentally did that a few times

[elfin wing]

you need to be in a multiplayer lobby with other players unfortunately

[languid grove]

I’m going to send her to attack you

With the power of mind control

[olive flicker]

She would never I'm her favorite

[elfin wing]

I discovered you can easily breach like 10k meters into the sky

[gritty temple]

EVIL RIKA

[elfin wing]

there is absolutely 0 fall damage too

[languid grove]

NUH UH

[olive flicker]

Shes only hissed at me once because she was super overheated and needed to chill

[gritty temple]

AAOAUUUU

[drowsy bridge]

Making andagi rn

Waiting for the oil to heat up

[languid grove]

Awe

My ear needs to stop bleeding

[indigo hull]

tell them to stop

[gritty temple]

That’s bad

[languid grove]

Yeah probably

[gritty temple]

Grgrrgrgrgrrrrrr

Stay safe or else im gonna maul you ;(

And by maul I mean nibble at your fingers

[languid grove]

I’m staying safe durl dw

[elfin wing]

the death barrier for sub2 is like 30k meters into the sky

[kind skiff]

didnt the first game have a similar launch glitch? shitty fps and an air bladder would launch you into space

[elfin wing]

nah but you could dive into an air pump and it would launch you, same if you tried to put a vending machine in a submarine

the only reason this one works is because of how the multiplayer mode works

[worthy viper]

Puppy!!!!

[elfin wing]

i think the game bases the physics off the host so if you aren't the host and you have garbage fps, you can pull off wild stuff

[gritty temple]

Arf :3

[worthy viper]

I have returned from my thousand year nap

[languid jackal]

very disappointed that my college is not distanced when its a distanced college

[elfin wing]

especially because lower fps = higher distance

[languid jackal]

fucking liars

[elfin wing]

if you get below 1 fps, you can go 20k meters in the sky easily

[languid jackal]

they made all distanced colleges have exams in presence

in my state

[worthy viper]

If you had one shot, or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted

One moment

Would you capture it?

[brisk shard]

id let it slip lowkey

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

Hallo

[upbeat copper]

Hallo hallo hai

[worthy viper]

[upbeat copper]

SCOTTISH GUY

[worthy viper]

Correction, DUMB SCOTTISH GUY

[upbeat copper]

Silly Scottish guy

[brisk shard]

rika i see u been changing pfps a lot recently

i dont mean that in a mean way tho

just noticed because they all looked cool

[worthy viper]

I am a silly lil guy

[upbeat copper]

Yes yes

[worthy viper]

I’m 4’5” irl, without shoes

[upbeat copper]

Fr....

[worthy viper]

On my knees lol

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

ARIE HOW DARE YOU

[upbeat copper]

HUH

[ruby zealot]

[upbeat copper]

WHAT DID I DO

[ruby zealot]

YOU GAVE ME A BUZZCUT

[peak sentinel]

Still taller than @ashen harness

[upbeat copper]

Haha

[worthy viper]

Im actually 5’10” 5’11”

[ruby zealot]

Sup shadow

[ashen harness]

I’M 5’2 YOU ASS

[ruby zealot]

IT'S NOT FUNNY

[worthy viper]

Still taller

[upbeat copper]

Short...

[ruby zealot]

2 inches taller than rika btw

[peak sentinel]

2'5"? Yeah ok

[upbeat copper]

3 inches taller

Rika is 4'11"

[worthy viper]

I’m 5’10” 3/4

[ruby zealot]

I thinks she's 5 foot

[upbeat copper]

Nopers

[ruby zealot]

Arie is a fucking giant

[upbeat copper]

Anyways I'm gonna go cry now

Bye chat

[ruby zealot]

Oh no

[worthy viper]

Nooooo…. Whyyyyyyyyy

[upbeat copper]

Jealousy and shit it's np

[worthy viper]

My DMs are open if you need

[ruby zealot]

Same

[indigo hull]

🍋 lemon :3

[upbeat copper]

Ty

[worthy viper]

Np, I try to take care of my friends:3

[daring halo]

mm

[storm whale]

lemon²

[ruby zealot]

lemon³

[lapis bridge]

lemon⁵

[rustic merlin]

Lemos

[ruby zealot]

lemon²³

[rustic merlin]

Lemon

[brisk shard]

uhm

thats definitely a chain

gonna stop it there hopefully

[rustic merlin]

Nuh

[drowsy bridge]

Made andagi !!

We need more sugar

[rustic merlin]

Nuh

[ruby zealot]

hi kit³

[brisk shard]

hi

[ruby zealot]

how are you

[ruby zealot]

can i have some

[drowsy bridge]

Perhaps

Check food in fiche

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[rustic merlin]

Hello @buoyant agate how's your day going

[ruby zealot]

yo goob wsp

[brisk shard]

[buoyant agate]

It’s going okay, I’ve been worldbuilding, more dystopia world ideas happened from the dream i had. How about you?

[ruby zealot]

[jaunty axle]

my discord glitched as i joined this server thats a bad sign

[rustic merlin]

Interesting that sounds like a weird dream you have had. But I am glad that you are doing well I am Doing good.

[indigo hull]

do tell

[buoyant agate]

So the idea is based on what I have already made before, an isolated galaxy separated from the rest of the universe by an unknown event that wiped out the rest of the universe, and it is split into 4 major groups, who basically control large amounts of the galaxy.

It would be easier to explain in DMs.

[indigo hull]

alright

[quiet basalt]

It scales with FPS too

[buoyant agate]

Itll probably be a long message, since once I get lore dumping, im very thorough on some parts, so it might be multiple messages since I’ll reach the max amount of characters in no time

[quiet basalt]

Someone tossed themselves with .8 FPS

[indigo hull]

alright lol

just means it's great world building

[quiet basalt]

They went like.. 8k meters up

[indigo hull]

alternate history is much the same tbh

[woven flicker]

Violence

[granite juniper]

violence

[rustic merlin]

Violence

[ruby zealot]

glaggle do you have lemon tea?

[indigo hull]

can't say that i have

[peak sentinel]

[ruby zealot]

wbu shadow

[peak sentinel]

huh what

no I dont

[daring halo]

lemon tes

[ruby zealot]

fuck wbu mirel

[zealous bane]

GOD IS GOOD!

[indigo hull]

hot take

lime tea

[ruby zealot]

...

fine ill take it
thanks glagggle

[peak sentinel]

I remember having Lemon tea once and hated it

[graceful phoenix]

Give me a number 1-1000

[indigo hull]

420

[gritty temple]

AWWWOOOOOOOOOOO

[gritty temple]

67

[ruby zealot]

ill take any tea atp

[graceful phoenix]

Other than the "funny numbers" because they are boring and overused

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

249

[daring halo]

nope

[indigo hull]

alright, 573

[gritty temple]

FUCK

[ruby zealot]

GODDAMMIT

[graceful phoenix]

Thx

[daring halo]

i do have like a packet of instant matcha somewhere around here..

[ruby zealot]

np

[ruby zealot]

i dont drink matcha but thanks

[daring halo]

sleepy

[ruby zealot]

[graceful phoenix]

Mineral of today: Gibbsite
An aluminum hydroxide mineral that is normally white, gray, or pale green. Corundums like rubies and sapphires can sometimes grow on this mineral. It is also one of he main components of the rock Bauxite, which is an aluminum ore. It has a hardness of 2.5-3.

[plush bone]

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[indigo hull]

🐝

[gritty temple]

Mark we can finally be bees

[graceful phoenix]

This is good news

[daring halo]

.. can I eat it

[graceful phoenix]

No

[gritty temple]

Yes !

[daring halo]

wow.. 2 radically different answers, I wonder who to trust..

[gritty temple]

Me because im a cute puppy

[graceful phoenix]

Its not toxic but it is still a rock and you can't digest it or dissolve it

[daring halo]

makes sense

[storm whale]

my fault restaurant, I didn't recognize your game

[daring halo]

so technically I can eat it just for fun TwT

[graceful phoenix]

Also it is commonly found in close conjunction with radioactive minerals

[storm whale]

I didn't realize it was gonna be like this fr

[daring halo]

but I guess that's with like most rock you see everyday

wait ponderosa, what's the most common rock you see like everyday? probably depends on the region I guess..

is it granite ?!

[obtuse marten]

I just made some bullshit using a plugin I just bought. I'll put it in music so you guys can take a listen

[daring halo]

oo

[storm whale]

I have some apologizing to do fr because this shit is fire

[graceful phoenix]

That's one of them. In my area we have a large amount of a grani-diorite (almost all granites and diorites are actually a blend)

There's also a lot of basalt

[daring halo]

ahhh makes sense

[daring halo]

ooo basalt isn't that like

the most common type of rock but is often makes up the seafloor or something :3c or is that slate idk I forgor

wait no slates metamorphic, idk TwT I only know granite

[languid grove]

Lalalala

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[languid grove]

Why so huggy

Are you alright

[upbeat copper]

Because am sad

[daring halo]

basalt.. granite.. uranium..

[languid grove]

Why sad

[upbeat copper]

Boyfriends hanging out without me yet again

[languid grove]

Oh naur

Is it an irl meet-up?

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

They live really close together

[languid grove]

I think jealousy is fairly normal to feel since you can’t see them as much
I guess it’s just reminding yourself that they’re closer together and they would definitely also be doing the same with you if you were closer

[upbeat copper]

I knowwww but I can't help being jealous

[languid grove]

It’s okay to feel jealous

You gotta remember to communicate how you’re feeling though

[upbeat copper]

I did

[upbeat copper]

They let me FaceTime them but it only made me feel worse

[proper crest]

Hopefully you are able to meet them in person soon and vibe with them

[languid grove]

Awe

[upbeat copper]

Yeah we're planning on it really soon

[languid grove]

[proper crest]

Yuh

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

It is ok Aurelia I will hunt them all down and stare at them with my little autistic eyeballs

[upbeat copper]

NOOO it's not their fault it's mine

I need to learn to be okay with it

[proper crest]

No you don’t ;-;
It’s not your fault either
It’s jus chance being annoying

[graceful phoenix]

According to my state's Geologic Survey, my area is mostly fangoglomerate, pleistocene outwash, and various sedimentary gravels for the valleys. For the mountains on one side it's granitic intrusive rock from a batholith. On the other side it is miocene basalt flows

[gritty temple]

I am simply displaying my dog behavior and being overprotective for no reason

[graceful phoenix]

I had to check the map for that lol

[upbeat copper]

That's really sweet it's gonna make me cry again

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

I met some really cool people irl today but I gotta remind myself to not be annoying

[languid grove]

[median juniper]

Has the topic become less serious yet?

[proper crest]

Noo
Pretty pretty don’t cry

[drowsy bridge]

I wonder if the oil is still hot

[upbeat copper]

I have the best friends ever

[indigo hull]

only one way to find out

[median juniper]

I have things I need to ask.

[drowsy bridge]

Oh shoot I forgot to eat lunch

[languid grove]

What’s up

[drowsy bridge]

Wooden chopstick

Or sticking my face in

[indigo hull]

i was gonna say finger but that works too

[storm whale]

dip your finger in for a taste test (please don't actually do that)

[median juniper]

What do I do if my friend summoned two witherstorms in my world?

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna go distract myself somehow bye bye everyone

[storm whale]

bomb them

[gritty temple]

Pray

[graceful phoenix]

Uhhh I'm just yapping about geology if that's unserious enough for you

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

see ja

[indigo hull]

🫂

[languid grove]

Bye bye

[pure pike]

[gritty temple]

Joyous and whimsical in here rn

[storm whale]

as it should be

[slim leaf]

BRO WHAT

[indigo hull]

fr

[drowsy bridge]

It’s not boiling but I checked the wok and it’s still a bit hot

[slim leaf]

I SAID THE LETTER E AND IT WAS BLOCKED?

[gritty temple]

Yeah it’s blocked for you only

[storm whale]

yeah single letters are blocked

[median juniper]

I have been informed that they shall not halt these summonings.

[drowsy bridge]

Single letter stuff is blocked to prevent spam

[gritty temple]

The moderators said Cornbean isn’t allowed to say E

[slim leaf]

Ohhh

[drowsy bridge]

[slim leaf]

How about

EE

[storm whale]

sizzle, pork, and mmmmmm

[slim leaf]

I win:) I'm happy

[median juniper]

RUSH E

[indigo hull]

No

[indigo hull]

attack the d point

[storm whale]

Rush D

[drowsy bridge]

I think I will eat another andagi

[drowsy bridge]

Attack the D point!

[gritty temple]

I want to pace around my room but im also too eepy

Being a pubbydog is so hard

[indigo hull]

Go burn Rome

[gritty temple]

Oki !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[indigo hull]

like Alaric

[graceful phoenix]

Didnt see this message oops. Yeah basalt is one of the most common rock types and does make up most of the ocean floor. It's the most common mafic (aka iron and magnesium rich) rock. Granite is the most common felsic (high in feldspar, silicon, oxygen, and aluminum) rock

[storm whale]

hey no that guy is my waiter rn and he's chill as hell (not a joke that's his actual name)

[indigo hull]

Lmao

[graceful phoenix]

Negative!

[gritty temple]

Yea

[graceful phoenix]

Defend the D point!

[storm whale]

Rush D

[indigo hull]

I’d be the mf to stroll up to a fight against a Leopard in a goddamn Saint Chamond

[storm whale]

I'm the mf to not fight a leopard

[median juniper]

Guys, some dude just showed up asking for my house payment.

[storm whale]

blow them up

[narrow atlas]

Since I am turning 18 soon, and Metro is releasing a new game to the series I believe it is only right that the first thing I do when I turn 18, and return to America is to buy an AK

[indigo hull]

Epic

I may go see if my local gun store has any flintlock kits

[languid grove]

Can’t believe you turn 18 before me smh…

[grizzled sundial]

[humble isle]

This is like the 18th year Tech has beaten you, you have to step up your game.

[grizzled sundial]

[narrow atlas]

Ik, but we all can’t be great

[dense dust]

Bleh

[gritty temple]

You’re just a little babeyyyy

[proper crest]

[languid grove]

GRRRR

[proper crest]

We are probably younger than Rika

[languid grove]

I just gotta send you back to the womb for a day

[south raven]

Dude if only Star Fox came out like, tomorrow instead

Imagine

[gritty temple]

STAR FOX NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

[gloomy blaze]

Hey hey I again

[drowsy bridge]

[gloomy blaze]

Did you know that deltarune tomorrow

[gritty temple]

Yes !!!!!!!!

[gloomy blaze]

Wanna be friends twin!

[gritty temple]

I am shy

[gloomy blaze]

Oh I don’t be

[drowsy bridge]

Hi shy, I’m duck

[indigo hull]

Hi Duck, I’m destroying the world

[gloomy blaze]

Hi duck im german

[gritty temple]

Hi duck im

[gloomy blaze]

Hallo liebe du!

[grizzled sundial]

[daring halo]

hi

[gloomy blaze]

Ich bin Wayne du?

[indigo hull]

Monty Cello

[gloomy blaze]

Hallo mirel

[daring halo]

when is subnautica 3.. it's been too long valve

[gloomy blaze]

No fr

Like valve help us out

[gritty temple]

VALVE MENTIONED !!!!!!!!!!

[gloomy blaze]

Like wha happened to the half life universe it was peak

[gloomy blaze]

Portal

[gritty temple]

DRADLOCK REFERNECE!1!!!!

[gloomy blaze]

The cake is a lie

[indigo hull]

They left us for dead

[gloomy blaze]

Do you know what time it is mami hotline ref

[muted badge]

Herro

[daring halo]

oh my god what is that

[gritty temple]

Trans Deadlock logo

[daring halo]

it's.. so beautiful.. that's like my gender..

[gritty temple]

I’m Deadlocking it!!!!

[daring halo]

deadlock

what is it about

[indigo hull]

You’re locking the dead I think

[gritty temple]

You’re in supernatural New York and you are fighting to help summon an eldritch god in return for a wish and each of the heroes you play as have different wishes ofc

Like Sinclair who wants a divorce or Silver who wants her life to be less horrible

[indigo hull]

Sink Layer

[jade sail]

🎵 Castle made of thorns, moon that rose in crimson
Grab for something more, all I get is distance
Driiiiving roadless, feels like the end of a liiiife 🎵

[dry rock]

Technically subnautica 2 is 3

If ur counting below zero

[upbeat breach]

gup

[dry rock]

Blup

[dry rock]

GOOBER

[humble isle]

No if you count below zero you get -1.

[dry rock]

Why have u kept this from me hevea

[humble isle]

Learn to count librereal..

[upbeat breach]

you've seen this one before just smaller

[dry rock]

It just says below zero, it could be -2

Therfore it's an imaginary number

I don't remember those

[daring halo]

lmao true

[upbeat breach]

no i's in math

its not imaginary i can make it real

[daring halo]

it's just like how the sequel of goat simulator is goat simulator 3

[dry rock]

Ik imaginary numbers exist

I don't belive in them :3

[upbeat breach]

tbf

they arent real numbers

[dry rock]

Tbf WI WI WI WI

[daring halo]

hmmm yes interesting plot

[dry rock]

OWW

YOU BITCH

[upbeat breach]

professionally

[upbeat copper]

Something can be negative, it's called a negative magnetic field

[daring halo]

wait are these the 4 main characters

[indigo hull]

Professionals, have Standards

[daring halo]

I like how each of them feels like they originated from different games

[dry rock]

I can also be evil but that doesn't make me magnetic

[gritty temple]

It’s some of them but there are a TON of different heroes

[dry rock]

:3

[daring halo]

oo I see

[upbeat breach]

then explain how your magnetised in your pfp

[upbeat copper]

Let me feel smart for once

[dry rock]

NAUR UR TINY LIKE RIKA

[gritty temple]

They also got good POC designs (Wraith and Infernus I love u)

[upbeat copper]

AAAAAAAA

[dry rock]

No I'm not

[gritty temple]

Playing against Infernus pisses me off though stop SETTIMG EVERYTHING ON FIREEAUAHGH

[dry rock]

She's just stretchy

[indigo hull]

man I love my parents watching dumb political bullshit

[upbeat breach]

warped by
magnetism

[daring halo]

oo

[dry rock]

If I was warped by magnetism I would be on the floor

[gritty temple]

The gay

[upbeat copper]

You are magnetic and she had a magnet in her mouth

[coral token]

THE gay

[gritty temple]

Thales is #1 gay

[bleak warren]

Gayles

[upbeat breach]

SMUDGEE

[dry rock]

She ate a magnet and won't spit it out

[coral token]

the gayest

[dry rock]

But I'm magnetic

[upbeat copper]

Just like me!!

[gritty temple]

Metalheads when they meet magnetheads

[indigo hull]

metalheads when i get the comically large magnet

[upbeat copper]

Metal munchers when they meet the magnetic goober muncher

[gritty temple]

WAAAAAAAAA

[gritty temple]

Vividly heard the Chuck E. Cheese ticket muncher sound in my head

[upbeat copper]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[gritty temple]

Cronch monch monch

[indigo hull]

Charles Entertainment Cheese

fucker abandoned me in Vietnam back in 1967

[upbeat copper]

That's how I eat arevin

[dry rock]

HEY AREVIN IS MY TERF

[daring halo]

heh... heh... sixx sevenn.. heheh..

[upbeat copper]

NO HES MY NOM NOM

[dry rock]

I CALLED THE BUNY

[bleak warren]

what

[gritty temple]

Arevin is a TERF?!1?1?2?1!1

[upbeat copper]

YOU ALREADY GET GOOBERS

[bleak warren]

i think you meant

turf

[daring halo]

I don't think terf is the word TwT omg

[coral token]

surf and turf

[gritty temple]

Can’t believe we need to destroy Arevin

[dry rock]

I did, but I is sleeby

[dry rock]

AND

[upbeat copper]

Nooo he's my food

[gritty temple]

sruf

ruff :3cc ruff

[upbeat copper]

ILL STARVE

[upbeat charm]

[upbeat copper]

[dry rock]

@south raven nom

[trail walrus]

Anyone got any gluten-free laser rifles?

[upbeat copper]

Eating YOU

[upbeat charm]

all of clover’s have gluten sorry

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

[dry rock]

NUH UH

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

YUH HUH MONCH MONCH CRONCH

[dry rock]

Autumn, eat Aurelia

[upbeat copper]

NO

[zinc frigate]

Would never

[dry rock]

IM NOT CRUNCHY

[upbeat copper]

I deep fried you

[dry rock]

I'm soup

YOU DEEP FRY UR MUSHROOMS

[indigo hull]

deep fried when shallow fried walks in

[upbeat copper]

Yeh

[zinc frigate]

I’mma tire

[dry rock]

🛞

[upbeat copper]

[dry rock]

I go eeb

Honk shew

[zinc frigate]

I just took like a 2 hour nap I’m still tired

[upbeat copper]

Me 2

[zinc frigate]

Goobnini

[upbeat copper]

Nini

[zinc frigate]

Gn

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

[daring halo]

plentiful variations of emojis

[coral token]

:p

[indigo hull]

"i have a feeling that a war that will last seven years may begin tomorrow" some guy in 1756

[daring halo]

I have little to no idea what this is referencing to

[languid grove]

[vital halo]

Hello again foes anybody wanna play roblox with me im lowk bored

[ruby zealot]

hewwo rika

[languid grove]

Hallo

[vital halo]

Rika why you listening to peak

[gritty temple]

Itchy eyeball

[ruby zealot]

holy motion

y'all wanna play jjs tomorrow

[shell wagon]

Jesus is King!

[gritty temple]

Skibidi

[ruby zealot]

nuke arch

[gritty temple]

WAAUGGG

[ruby zealot]

who wins jimatoe vs jimkin

[vital halo]

Hmmm jimkin

[woven flicker]

Roar

[ruby zealot]

dropkicking you

sorry

[woven flicker]

….

So I see we’re going this huh…

[shell wagon]

Roar by Katy Perry?😮
Aka the best song

[woven flicker]

Why are we lying?

[shell wagon]

You right

[indigo hull]

🫳 🍓

[shell wagon]

Are you... touching my berries?

[indigo hull]

no these were from the factory

[south raven]

[shell wagon]

[south raven]

Blows up mushroom with mind

[tired temple]

I got cool transformer

[twin holly]

@prime spoke

[indigo hull]

I don’t like this

[ruby zealot]

same

[upbeat charm]

bunny

[south raven]

Yeahhhh!!!!

[sonic glade]

Hi guys :3

[upbeat charm]

yaayyyyy!!!

[south raven]

I had very big pancakes for breakfast, it was a lot

[shell wagon]

I know

[south raven]

⁉️