general

[indigo hull]

if i had a nickel for every time Pope John Paul II had his blood stolen I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened thrice

[ruby zealot]

My fucking teacher didn't let me pass now I gotta repeat my junior year

[onyx igloo]

WHAT

[gritty temple]

BAARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[onyx igloo]

WHAT (part 2)

[ruby zealot]

And then I gotta graduate with a Schnitt of 2,5 or better and then hopefully get into uni

Im so cooked

[onyx igloo]

Damn 😭

[gritty temple]

Lock in maybe they will let you go to the next grade earlier

Go full Young Sheldon mode

[onyx igloo]

Bruh not in this case 🙏

[gritty temple]

Why not

[onyx igloo]

It's Fachabi, it's a good graduation in a specific subject like IT, food and housekeeping, social stuff, beauty and so on

It's kinda hard and goes only two years, so one can't just skip

[shy kraken]

Yo

[gritty temple]

lock in harder

[onyx igloo]

I'm doing the same thing, just with food and housekeeping instead of IT

[ruby zealot]

And well I'm doing it for the technology part so I can...hopefully with insane luck and a shit ton of concentration get a masters in... Electrical engineering...in uni
...
...
Fuck

Im such a chud

[gritty temple]

Baller

[onyx igloo]

Yeah
I really hope you can pull through <3
Isn't there this new law where you can't start at a Bk if you're above 18?

[ruby zealot]

Bk?

[indigo hull]

Burger King

[onyx igloo]

Berufskolleg (Job college, school, thing)

😭

Burger King is geniuenly a funny answer

[ruby zealot]

No a classmate of mine was 26

And one is 22

...and one is 20

[onyx igloo]

Yeah, it was added this year
Many in my class are over 18, one is even 21

[mossy tendon]

[onyx igloo]

The creature

[ruby zealot]

My classmates are older than the senior class btw

[onyx igloo]

Lmao

[ruby zealot]

And now those bastards are the seniors
BECAUSE MY TEACHERS HATE ME

[indigo hull]

you know what you have to do

[onyx igloo]

Sucks to suck 💔

[indigo hull]

settle the matter with fisticuffs

[ruby zealot]

Smoke?

[onyx igloo]

🎱 Kill everyone

[ruby zealot]

Oh

[onyx igloo]

No, gimme that

I need, I need. I require

[indigo hull]

Baja Blast Bong will be in two days

[ruby zealot]

I cannot legally buy them auntie

[indigo hull]

be square or be square

[ruby zealot]

Sucks to suck

[onyx igloo]

Neither can I. AND I WANNA

[ruby zealot]

🟨
Glaggle squared

[indigo hull]

they put me in Minecraft

minecraft glaggle update

[onyx igloo]

lol

[ruby zealot]

Sulfur cube = glaggle

[onyx igloo]

Glaggle cube

[ruby zealot]

I have a love hate relationship with German education

[onyx igloo]

I have a hate relationship with the entirety of Germany

:3

[ruby zealot]

But we also hate france

[onyx igloo]

No. We just makes jokes about it

[ruby zealot]

Went to France once and the rumors are true

They are weeping angels

[onyx igloo]

Bomb them. Bomb them. Bomb them again, and again

[indigo hull]

hey guys for a prank

restore the French Monarchy and see what happens

[ruby zealot]

French revolution part 2

[indigo hull]

actually it would probably be like part 6

[onyx igloo]

French Revolution²

[ruby zealot]

French revolution squared

[onyx igloo]

French Revolution Glaggled

[ruby zealot]

Ha nice

[indigo hull]

lets see there was
1789 Revolution = First Overthrow of the Bourbon Dynasty
1830 Revolution = Overthrow of Charles X
1848 Revolution = Overthrow of Louis Philippe I
1871 Revolution = Overthrow of Napoleon III

[coral token]

Good morning to you too

[onyx igloo]

Prank idea: Just destroy France so no more revolution-document have to be filled out. Less stress for everyone

Hello Thales

[ruby zealot]

2026 Revolution = Overthrow of Emmanuel Macron

[indigo hull]

restoration of Jean d'Orleans

[onyx igloo]

2026 Revolution = Ovethrow of France - THE END

[indigo hull]

as John IV of France

[ruby zealot]

Fuse france and Germany to make a even bigger hellhole

[onyx igloo]

"The Great Land of shit"

[indigo hull]

oh so the Frankish Empire?

[ruby zealot]

Yes but bigger

And taking over England too

[onyx igloo]

Holy shit it's Freza

[round gazelle]

Yes

It is I lord freza

[onyx igloo]

Yo how was it when you, Lord Freza, destroyed Planet Vegta

[kind axle]

First girl to see this becomes my gf (yes lads this is a joke make fun of me all you want)

[onyx igloo]

What

I am technically girl

[round gazelle]

That shit was funny

[onyx igloo]

Wait you know of the Castle App?

[onyx igloo]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[kind axle]

Castle crashers

[onyx igloo]

Wads that

Ohhhhh

It's some game, right

Get unboyfriendified

💥
🗑️
🏀

[indigo hull]

Castlevania

[onyx igloo]

Glagglevania

[unreal kiln]

Vampire survivors

[onyx igloo]

What

[unreal kiln]

Castlevania is in vampire survivors

[daring halo]

where you go codey and other people go codey and you game the little games

[onyx igloo]

Yes

[daring halo]

exciting activities such as

spoonfeeding looey or escaping from huggy wuggy

[onyx igloo]

Probably

Do you know some moderator/admin called Chrisop?

Probably not

[daring halo]

nop

[coral token]

Who

[karmic shell]

the notorious chrisop (i don't know who thid is)

[indigo hull]

sounds like a psyop to me

[heavy flare]

good morning

[coral token]

Hi Ross

[heavy flare]

yo

[daring halo]

mentions chrisop

doesn't elaborates further

anyways

[onyx igloo]

You know them?

Oh hey, a fork next to my keyboard

[unreal kiln]

This straight up isn't a person

[heavy flare]

do you like the repo update with the car

[coral token]

I don't like the car cause I play solo, that's more for like groups

I do love the update and the cosmetics

[heavy flare]

gotcha

have you played the new subnautica (its really fun)

[coral token]

Do I look like I have the money or the PC for that

[heavy flare]

i dont think the requirements are that much

[daring halo]

no 😭 are they in here or something

[coral token]

Be for real

[dreamy knoll]

giving u a racing rig so u can be a f1 driver

[coral token]

Yay

[daring halo]

for mods, I know Thales and uhh the blue woman urghh urhhfhgg I'm bad with names

[coral token]

We do not have anyone called Chris here

[daring halo]

that makes sense

[onyx igloo]

No...Chrisop is a Castle mod 💔

[daring halo]

oh TwT well

[onyx igloo]

😭

[dreamy knoll]

yeah tables the min specs for sub 2 is 12 gb ram, a gtx 1660 and like 50 gb of space

[heavy flare]

not even

its like 16gb total

[outer pecan]

Hiii

[coral token]

Graphic cards requirements now

[dreamy knoll]

a gtx 1660 or a rx 5500 xt

[coral token]

Well I'm cooked

[daring halo]

what about them? and how are they relevant rn? :3c

[heavy flare]

thales what card do you have

[onyx igloo]

They're my friend
Also I forgor

[daring halo]

TwT

kayy

[onyx igloo]

Omg hi, ur the song!

[coral token]

Something very poor dude

I have told you my specs before

[outer pecan]

Hihii

[onyx igloo]

How are you my friend?

[unreal kiln]

I can't run high and I have a 5080 and a 12th gen Intel it's so heavy

[heavy flare]

my first laptop i had had this like japanese offbrand card that was shit but i made it work

[indigo hull]

well know I know my PC wont be running Sub 2

[coral token]

I am not paying for a game I don't even want

[indigo hull]

3050 and an Intel I5

[heavy flare]

[unreal kiln]

My friend has the same specs and he got 60 frames on medium

[coral token]

I haven't even played Subnautica 1

[indigo hull]

oh fr?

[heavy flare]

intel stinky amd better

[coral token]

I've just seen gameplays

[indigo hull]

i got it prebuilt

[unreal kiln]

Yeah like the same CPU and GPU at least

[indigo hull]

interesting

[unreal kiln]

As long as you have like 16 gigs of ram you can play it

It just has a problem where every like 3 hours it crashes which isn't super bad since it autosaves

[heavy flare]

i mean the game is brand new so im sure there'll be performance updates

[indigo hull]

very funny that you say that

[outer pecan]

Doing great

[indigo hull]

Sub 2 coming out while Phasmophobia has broken literally everything

the latter of which is a six year old game now

[heavy flare]

i think thats a unity thing

[indigo hull]

no its not...

the devs got around to finally adding custom characters and animations and released it as an update last week

[heavy flare]

isnt their dev team like 3 people

[sick juniper]

Hi

[indigo hull]

i really don't know tbh

[heavy flare]

nevermind its 44 LMAO

[indigo hull]

even worse

[heavy flare]

i was gonna give them the benefit of the doubt but not anymore

[indigo hull]

also i think they had been promising such things since like 2022

[heavy flare]

i was about to ask do they at least add stuff to keep it fun

its been a minute since ive played

[indigo hull]

there's like, a few new cosmetic items

[heavy flare]

so no lol

[floral badge]

Really random question, does anybody know which ylyl jimmy reacted to the “shaq subs in for shaq” video

[heavy flare]

nope

[coral token]

Do you really expect anyone to have that memory

[indigo hull]

i put a couple of examples in #gaming a while back when it first came out

[daring halo]

wuh

[floral badge]

not really but worth a shot

[torn jay]

banana

[daring halo]

Luka the rabbit what is your bio about I don't quite understand

[floral badge]

its cuz he read a sus chat message in the clip so maybe someone saved it

[daring halo]

a lot of numbes

[floral badge]

game i play

[daring halo]

I see, interesting

[torn jay]

ngl gang, it looks like something from an ARG or something

[floral badge]

the bio?

[daring halo]

Run 3,4,5,6, the subject seems to be non responsive, the higher ups are considering finding a new subject

[coral token]

Sorry I don't speak gabba-goo

[daring halo]

:/

[unreal kiln]

U play etoh???

[indigo hull]

Gabagool?

[floral badge]

ye

[storm whale]

me when

[torn jay]

Ye

[floral badge]

me when your mum

[unreal kiln]

Do u know my cousin she's etoh royalty

[small ingot]

so deadass did Glitch forget about Gaslight District or…

[daring halo]

maybe the creators are uhh idk working on something else or just don't wanna or something

or they're cooking up the best first episode in cinema history

[small ingot]

true

[gritty temple]

I need it

[pure pike]

Maybe they dropped the project after the pilot didn't get enough traction 🤷‍♂️

[gritty temple]

They BETTER not

They already ruined TADC with their dogshit voice actors

[pure pike]

Not a lot of people watched it so it would make sense

[pure pike]

Fym

[gritty temple]

They’re racists

[pure pike]

Omg bro

It was a little joke from forever ago

That doesn't mean he's racist

[gritty temple]

Gross! Anyways topic change

Werewolves

[covert carbon]

I'm scared , _ ,

[gritty temple]

Hallo trails

[gritty temple]

Hi scared im the knocker

[covert carbon]

AH-

[storm whale]

nom

[covert carbon]

, _ ,

[gritty temple]

It’s going to get up to 87°F today it’s so sad

I have too much FUR

[covert carbon]

Not that bad, actually-

Oh.

[gritty temple]

It’s so sad

Shedding my fur brrrrrrrrrrrrr shedding all over the Jimmycord

[small ingot]

even before that, the va for Kinger was always a creep

[pure pike]

[small ingot]

if you know what he did

[gritty temple]

He is? Oughhhh

[indigo hull]

on this day 100 years ago the last reigning Ottoman Sultan died

[covert carbon]

I'm sadge bc I was gonna show my fan art of Jimmy but I can't post pics in the art thingy 💔💔💔

[gritty temple]

You’ll get enough DD for image perms eventually you just gotta become a yap master

[covert carbon]

WHAT?! KINTER IS MY FAV NOOOOO

[small ingot]

yes kinter is my fav too 😔

[pure pike]

Separate the art from the artist

[storm whale]

it's thunderstorming rn

[gritty temple]

It’s so sad because I enjoyed TADC but it is infested with white people

[covert carbon]

Thats... The WORST out come!!! I js got discord back, no WAY am I gonna remember to YAP my ah off for THREE HOURS (it's my time limit on discord)

[storm whale]

let's trade

[gritty temple]

Share share share

[small ingot]

this 👆

[storm whale]

let's trade

[covert carbon]

I hate this stupid PHONE... Kinger 💔💔

[floral badge]

the who what now

[covert carbon]

I'm white.. 🥺

[gritty temple]

I always struggle trying to do that whenever I know the person I hear or see is a terrible person it just ruins the vibe

[peak sentinel]

bowl

[storm whale]

skwol

[indigo hull]

its beginning to look a lot like... Dust Bowl

[gritty temple]

TribeTwelve is cool but every time I saw Noah I was filled with instant annoyance

[storm whale]

wrong it raining rn

[indigo hull]

yo is that a L4D2 reference?

[pure pike]

I'm sorry for your loss

[gritty temple]

My goat Kevin filled me with joy whenever I saw him though I love you Kevin Haas

[indigo hull]

is it some Hard Rain?

[covert carbon]

I miss my full sized bed..... NOW I SLEEP ON THE FLOOR 💔💔

[storm whale]

thundering so yes

[covert carbon]

How'd you know?

[pure pike]

And you called him a racist

[small ingot]

oh yeah this is like the fourth time now I’m gonna have to grind for image perms once again

[gritty temple]

Yeah?

[small ingot]

this sucks I wish I could keep it permanently

[coral token]

maybe stop leaving

[pure pike]

Yeah

[storm whale]

truth

[pure pike]

@gritty temple I bet your "fur" smells like poop

[covert carbon]

And back into my social anxiety shell I go............

[gritty temple]

White people when I don’t support racists

Not my goat Jimmy tho

[pure pike]

You're racist towards white people

You're literally are a racist

[coral token]

what even is going on

[unreal kiln]

My cousin was etoh royalty but got etoh cancelled

[gritty temple]

Please help me Thales

[coral token]

i can't

[gritty temple]

Get me out of here please

[floral badge]

who IS your cousin tho 😭

[coral token]

you got yourself into it

[gritty temple]

NOOONONONONOONOOONONONOO

[unreal kiln]

I can't exactly remember her user but I think it's Nyaarcist or something

[coral token]

you said the thing about white people

[floral badge]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

[covert carbon]

I didn't say that tho........

[coral token]

maybe explain yourself or something

[floral badge]

never heard of them

[pure pike]

She's being racist and hypocritical

[gritty temple]

Nawr it’s he rn

[coral token]

i don't think so

[covert carbon]

Y'know what?! changes pigments

[gritty temple]

I don’t feel like being a she

[coral token]

just explain what you meant

[gritty temple]

Smh

[coral token]

i can't help you here

[floral badge]

drama 😱😱😱

eternal typing

[indigo hull]

its a simple answer

[coral token]

lol the bot

[gritty temple]

Gotta retype this

[floral badge]

its quite shrimple really

🦐

[gritty temple]

Because I noticed that white people refuse any accountability and will defend racists with their lives despite how much POC communities are hurt by this even if it was long ago. If I saw somebody I liked being horrible to my community even as a little joke I wouldn’t find it funny and find it hard to forgive them even with such a poorly made “apology”

Not only that

I’m so lost on why one word is blocked but the other isn’t

[floral badge]

that generalisation is in and of itself racist

[covert carbon]

Not ALL white people..

[gritty temple]

Did I say all white people

[covert carbon]

No... 🥺

[indigo hull]

you could've just left it at people...

[floral badge]

why is this limited to white people then

[pure pike]

THANK YOU

[gritty temple]

Because it is white people, the POC community is the one trying to fight against the dumbass racist jokes

I don’t like seeing them be hurt for no reason

[dry rock]

I'm not gonna join in this convo

[coral token]

you just did

[ashen dagger]

Swap, we must farm more mushrooms

[dry rock]

YES

GROW AN ARMY OF ME

[gritty temple]

I can’t go anywhere without people being racist to POC people and it makes me depressed

[pure pike]

A wise man once said ☝️

[covert carbon]

Oh, right. White people are generally made the ones who are racist, when there's also black people who are racist, Indians who are racist, and more. White people are NOT the only race that is racist. The fact you put it as JUST white people itself is racist.

[covert carbon]

Whats POC?

[ashen dagger]

Well if we want an army, we need more than just youshrooms
We need ranger shrooms, tankshrooms

[gritty temple]

I’m talking specifically about the people defending the TADC voice actors

[floral badge]

LOL i just changed the message to the other way around and the message was immediately blocked

[indigo hull]

erm, I don't believe any of this pertains to good vibes 🤓

[gritty temple]

I didn’t say that only white people can be racist and nobody else

[dry rock]

Healershrooms

[covert carbon]

Then say THAT and not WHITE people.

[floral badge]

then why the specification

[pure pike]

Real shit

[gritty temple]

Are you even listening to what im saying

[floral badge]

is it not a problem if a black person defends a racist?

[ashen dagger]

Exactly. Wizardingshrooms and the like

[gritty temple]

That’s a problem too

[coral token]

the bot just catches one word if it, it has nothing to do with the message.

[floral badge]

ik but i thought it was funny

[gritty temple]

Omfg im not talking about this anymore I don’t want to get in trouble and yall are pmo

[floral badge]

THEN WHY SPECIFY JUST WHITE PEOPLE 😭

[dry rock]

OMG I KNOW WHAT WE NEED

BOOM SHROOMS

[floral badge]

I think im losing braincells

[ashen dagger]

Now we're thinking with bombs

[indigo hull]

nobody said you had to be here

[floral badge]

the 5 big boom shrooms

[gritty temple]

Thales can I have $20

[dry rock]

💥

[gritty temple]

So evil

[indigo hull]

💰

[floral badge]

that was the quickest ❌ react ive ever seen

[gritty temple]

I should draw I haven’t in a while

[dry rock]

Thales can I get the strength upgrade

Yippee

[gritty temple]

He hates me because im a fluffy wolf

[dry rock]

We gotta play repo sometime

[indigo hull]

what's so fun in repossessing foreclosed homes?

[pure pike]

They're genuinely good people (to my knowledge). It was one voice actor one time. He made a JOKE. He is not genuinely racist. And he apologized for the JOKE. If you think he's actually racist you're an idiot

[gritty temple]

Sniffs you

[dry rock]

Thales can I have 20 bucks

[gritty temple]

Swap can I have 20 mushrooms

[peak sentinel]

I thought we moved on

[dry rock]

Money

[floral badge]

it was 5 fucking years ago btw

[pure pike]

Mb, sorry

[dry rock]

I'm not giving u 20 mushis in my army

[gritty temple]

??? We already changed topics

[floral badge]

if i dug through your entire everything online in the past 5 years i could probably find something deplorable

[indigo hull]

see the above message by shadow

[floral badge]

i was mid typing 😭

[pure pike]

Same

[gritty temple]

Just delete your message then gg ez

You aren’t forced to keep typing goober

[indigo hull]

no you don't understand

[dry rock]

GOOBER

[floral badge]

we cant see the message if we’re typing

[indigo hull]

he's being held a gunpoint

[dry rock]

WHERE

[gritty temple]

Goobs mentioned

[indigo hull]

if he stops typing its game over

[peak sentinel]

laundry basket

[stuck cairn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[gritty temple]

They are forced to continue arguments or they die

[dry rock]

GIMMI

[ashen dagger]

Swap

[floral badge]

Nah i probably should

[gritty temple]

[stuck cairn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[dry rock]

Strom

[indigo hull]

resposible for 90% of Reddit arguments

[dry rock]

Nom

[ashen dagger]

Im tasking you to reinvent the wheel with a battle pass

[pure pike]

Exactly. I'd rather die than simply turn off my phone and lose an argument in a discord server

[gritty temple]

Mmmmm Reddit

[floral badge]

keep talking and nobody explodes

[dry rock]

Fucking HUH

[indigo hull]

son thats just sad

[pure pike]

I'm kidding

[indigo hull]

its still sad

[covert carbon]

explodes

[gritty temple]

Is this from GoT I’ve never watched it

[peak sentinel]

yes

[floral badge]

boomba

[indigo hull]

is his name William perhaps?

[gritty temple]

Rubbing my hands together maliciously I know somebody who will find that sticker funny

[covert carbon]

BOOMBA!

[indigo hull]

is he William the Bastard?

[peak sentinel]

it’s Jon Snow

[floral badge]

mreeoowww~ 💥💥💥💥💥

[indigo hull]

oh the Cholera guy

[gritty temple]

He’s still mad

[covert carbon]

Kitty??? KITTY-

[peak sentinel]

I also have this

[gritty temple]

I barely know anything about GoT except for the little jokes my friends make

[peak sentinel]

i am a huge nerd when it comes to GoT

currently doing my third watch

[gritty temple]

I wish my friend was in this server I would send them ur way frfr

[peak sentinel]

I need to lock in and finish the first book

[tired temple]

havent even been in subnautica for FIVE minutes this session & the Aurora fucking detonates 😭

[gritty temple]

I’m sending 200 leviathans your way im sorry

[pure pike]

That's like complaining about leaving something in the oven too long and it burning

[gritty temple]

One of my friends was terrified of Leviathans so in a blind rage they went and killed every single one of them it was amazing

[indigo hull]

where the fuck did you find that comparison?

the Bargain Bin at the Comparison Store?

[unreal kiln]

Subnautica 2 is soooo fun Im trying to cover the whole map in a giant room

[peak sentinel]

no correlation

[indigo hull]

imagine 2 Subnauticas

heck imagine 3 of them

[gritty temple]

Subnautica 3 tomorrow

[peak sentinel]

heck, imagine 3 FUCK

[gritty temple]

They are deleting all the fish

[coral token]

subnautica 4 yesterday

[gritty temple]

Subnautica 5 before Bloodborne 2

[indigo hull]

Subnautica: Revelations in 1873

[peak sentinel]

Subnautica 10 before the Winds of Winter

[ashen dagger]

Mrow

[peak sentinel]

I’m calling Ezio

[gritty temple]

I’m weak and shaking from Deadlock withdrawal I haven’t played for 10 minutes I think im dying

I see the light

[dull ingot]

im hungry

[gritty temple]

Hello hungry im Goose

[tired temple]

I WAS SCANNING SOMETHONMG THEN I SAW A FUCKING SANDSHARK SHADOW RIGHT ABOVE ME 😭

[indigo hull]

Jaws is coming fr

[gritty temple]

Why are you just in hell

[dull ingot]

i was in hell

[peak sentinel]

a sandshark what

[indigo hull]

sounds like some newfangled Syndicalist tech

[peak sentinel]

Kaiserreich refernejrnnre?

[indigo hull]

perhaps...

[peak sentinel]

ignore my typo

[dull ingot]

HOI4 isnt real guys

[indigo hull]

i've been at work on my own version

[peak sentinel]

I’m nearing 600 hours on ck3 I’m cooked

[prime ingot]

Looking at heaven

[gritty temple]

Play more

[unreal kiln]

Just wait until you get to the islands

[peak sentinel]

nah Tomodachi Life got a death grip on me rn

[gritty temple]

Fair ‘nuff

[unreal kiln]

You have not heard stranger noises until you get to the islands

[dull ingot]

guys how fast do you think will i kill V2

[unreal kiln]

Is it ur first time

[dull ingot]

absolutely not

[prime ingot]

It entirely depends on the capacity of your temporal drive, trust

[unreal kiln]

Oh like 11 seconds

[gritty temple]

2 seconds

[dull ingot]

i meant the second fight

not Clair de lune

[unreal kiln]

The one in the pyramid right

[dull ingot]

that one

yes

[gritty temple]

Twitter making people @ the original commenter when other people reply to each other is crazy cause now I gotta watch like 3 people argue

Got my popcorn

[unreal kiln]

My best on that map might've been like 1:59

I don't remember tho

So maybe that

[dull ingot]

lemme see

i will enter ultrakill and see how fast i can manage

[willow rapids]

Hi chat

[dull ingot]

hello

[gritty temple]

Get your timer ready

[worthy viper]

[dull ingot]

theres already a timer

[prime ingot]

Ik no one asked but i used to be in this server like 5 years ago and i got banned, how are things going around here 🫠

[gritty temple]

Oh jdhdhdh

[dull ingot]

no need for one

[gritty temple]

Did you get unbanned

[willow rapids]

What did you do

[prime ingot]

Ww2 memes

[unreal kiln]

Not tuff

[prime ingot]

I am a changed man

[prime ingot]

Ikr

Middle school me was restarted lol

[willow rapids]

Hmmm

I love loud noises

[prime ingot]

Whole new account, never tried to get back on but i started watching jimmy again and remembered he has a server :D

[gritty temple]

Gulp

[prime ingot]

So hows life chat 😭

[willow rapids]

Funnie

[gritty temple]

My life is pretty chill rn

[worthy viper]

Me rn with my apple monster

[willow rapids]

Whos the apple monster?

[prime ingot]

Me 2 pipeline punch :D

[gritty temple]

I’m bored as hell rn tho I need to go somewhere or something

[storm whale]

music

[prime ingot]

Walk in da park 🙂‍↕️

[gritty temple]

Frfr

[worthy viper]

Apple flavored monster

[dull ingot]

1:043:033 was my time

[prime ingot]

Sweet

[unreal kiln]

Went to Chili's with like 12 people yesterday and our server fucking hated one person at our table

It was so funny

[prime ingot]

Oof

[gritty temple]

They weren’t welcomed to Chili’s

[prime ingot]

Id like to change my answer, watch project hail mary

[worthy viper]

lol

[dull ingot]

how do you get unwelcomed to chili's

[gritty temple]

I hear it’s sad asf I don’t wanna cry </3 that’s why I just watch horror

[prime ingot]

No no its sad but then its good

[gritty temple]

[prime ingot]

Happy ending, like tears of joy

Bruh tears of jot

[indigo hull]

by not finishing the Ritual of 14 Beers

[dull ingot]

ohh

[unreal kiln]

To be fair he and my other friend both bit on separate ends of a mozzarella stick and tried to stretch it as far as possible

[worthy viper]

I recommend for horror a quiet place, but the original one, not the second or third one

[dull ingot]

okay guys, im gonna try and speedrun 7-4(no P-rank) and see how fast i get

[prime ingot]

Never watched the third one but the second one was pretty good imo

[gritty temple]

I love all types of horror it’s good fun

[prime ingot]

Good luck

[worthy viper]

Honestly not a fan of horror, just doesn’t appeal to me

[gritty temple]

Reminds me that I never made much progress in STALKER …. Too busy Deadlocking it tho

[gritty temple]

It makes my brain go brbrbdbhfhdjhfhhbr

[prime ingot]

The concept of stalker sounds so cool but ive never played the game

[worthy viper]

Me when I drink any form of caffeine

[unreal kiln]

Deadlock was causing too many problems for me so I had to quit

[prime ingot]

Just be listening to he was a good stalker on repeat 🙂‍↕️

[gritty temple]

You gotta give it a try it’s cool HOWEVER it is very brutal you will die many times

[gritty temple]

DDD::::;;;:

[prime ingot]

Sweet

Speaking of dying alot, have u ever heard of dead cells

[storm whale]

yeah

[gritty temple]

Yes! I don’t really think I would play it but I heard of it because of the Castlevania crossover

Castlevania so peak

[unreal kiln]

After missing two nights of sleep in a row you have to audit if the game is really worth it

[prime ingot]

So worth da money

[storm whale]

it's a really really good crossover too

[worthy viper]

Why do you think my nickname is server monke

[gritty temple]

Get ur sleep frfr

[prime ingot]

Iuhno

[worthy viper]

OH, WAIT

[prime ingot]

Waiting

[ashen dagger]

I thought it was pretty cool

[worthy viper]

THE LAST PART SAYS CELLS NOT BRAIN CELLS

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[indigo hull]

except Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest

[gritty temple]

What is a MAN but a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS

[prime ingot]

Lolllll

Is good game, the point of it is to upgrade, die, upgrade, die, until you can best the game

[ashen dagger]

A sack of meat

[prime ingot]

Then you do that five more times to get to the final boss

[worthy viper]

Hi strommie! Hruuuu?

[gritty temple]

I never played those ones I prefer the metroidvania Castlevania games

[indigo hull]

that's fair

[ashen dagger]

Im alr
Petsitting my own animals in my room because we're cleaning

[gritty temple]

Though I did like Mirror of Fate 2(I think it was called that)

[indigo hull]

it's one of the old games for like NES

[prime ingot]

When dracula said that in his dead cell boss fight all i could say is

“what has he gotttt

If not himsellffff

Then he has nottt”

[gritty temple]

These lyrics sound familiar I can’t remember

[unreal kiln]

Frank Sinatra

[prime ingot]

Frank sinatra, my way

[gritty temple]

AH

[worthy viper]

That sounds like fun, I’m in a shitty mood, and having a ton of anxiety bc there’s a thunderstorm outside

[gritty temple]

Apparently there are people at 5 below in huge lines rn literally wrapped around the building just for dumpling squishes im crine

[ripe burrow]

Heard that song in grandpa's funeral

[ripe burrow]

😢

[worthy viper]

I guess he faced the final curtain

[prime ingot]

Im sorry for your loss but i unironically want that song played at my funersl

[daring halo]

it is merely 9 pm yet I am already burdened by the fatigue of my mind

the desire for slumber.. so strong..

[prime ingot]

My friend, ill say it clear

[worthy viper]

Rip grandpa btw, sorry for your loss🫡

[ripe burrow]

Is that insulting or?

[prime ingot]

Ill state my case. Of which im certain

Its the lyrics to the song

[worthy viper]

No, just a really bad joke. I hate myself for said joke

[ripe burrow]

Oh it's okay

[indigo hull]

can't be worse than any joke Ringo Starr has ever said

[prime ingot]

Igtg, i did not expect to actually have fun talking to strangers on the internet but its been fun XD

See yall around maybe :)

[unreal kiln]

The Beetles were all the oddest people ever

[worthy viper]

🫡

[gritty temple]

Good UwU

[ripe burrow]

What did he say

[indigo hull]

idk

[tired temple]

eh the first one has a REAL sad scene near the end too

[ripe burrow]

Lol

[indigo hull]

but it usually ends with one of the other Beatles saying "shut up Ringo"

[unreal kiln]

Every word that comes out of Ringo Starr's mouth just reveals that that man spent his entire life drugged to the nines

[gritty temple]

Bwoof

[dull ingot]

3:014:819 was my time

[worthy viper]

Yeah, I cried at that part but then immediately shit my pants bc jumpscare

[indigo hull]

which is ironic cos he was one of the first to start dabbling in hard drugs

[dull ingot]

i feel like if my hands werent feeling like they'd freeze and snap off i could've gotten better

[gritty temple]

Take care of your hands you don’t wanna be getting carpal tunnel

[dull ingot]

i am taking care of them

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[dull ingot]

i just cant control them literally freezing because my room temperature is low

[unreal kiln]

Although Oasis was so close to reaching the same place

[worthy viper]

The first time I heard about carpal tunnel, I thought it was a tunnel made of carpets, like a dumbass

[indigo hull]

fr

[gritty temple]

HEHDHDHD

[dull ingot]

hold on i dont even know what that is lemme google rq

[unreal kiln]

although nobody will drugmogg the beetles

[indigo hull]

i think for the most part everyone in Oasis were just massive stoners

besides the occasional nose sugar that i can't say

[worthy viper]

I was gonna say a certain name, but I would probably get timed out.

[languid grove]

Hallo everynyan

[worthy viper]

HIIIIII

[unreal kiln]

They played a ton of Oasis at our graduation and our physics teacher was livid

[indigo hull]

damn

[unreal kiln]

cuz hes liek "all these songs are about drugs..."

[indigo hull]

wish they played some at mine

[worthy viper]

Hruuuuuuu?

[indigo hull]

the first that comes to mind is Champagne Supernova

probably the best single they ever put out

[unreal kiln]

played that one three seperate times

[indigo hull]

💀

[worthy viper]

The person I was gonna mention is a certain man who swore he didn’t have a gun, yet that was a lie

[gritty temple]

Hallooooo Rika

[indigo hull]

ok as much as I like the song I can't do 3 separate times

[languid grove]

Put those greasy kibble grippers away

[gritty temple]

BWOOF

[languid grove]

MEOWWW

[worthy viper]

This made me feel a little better, but still very anxious

[dry rock]

OHHH RIKA

[unreal kiln]

idk why they played so much 90s and 2000s rock at the grad but hey it was fire

[dull ingot]

i found out what it is and im sure i dont have carpark hands

[dry rock]

IM PUTTING U THROUGH HELL

[dull ingot]

or whatever it was called

[worthy viper]

Carpal tunnel…?

[dull ingot]

oh

[gritty temple]

Oh no I didn’t say you have it now, but if you strain your hands a lot you can develop it

It happens a lot to artists and people who play intense video games

Especially Rhythm games, they’re like a carpal tunnel speedrun

[indigo hull]

carpal tunnel speedrun

wolp im crine

[gritty temple]

Phigros really is just that

[worthy viper]

BRO. IM THE SERVER MONKE, AND EVEN I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

[worthy viper]

Or oso

[dull ingot]

carpal tunnels are fleshy prisons for your hands in my opinion

[gritty temple]

Yurp

[indigo hull]

the Carpal Tunnel of Love

[worthy viper]

I say that word WAY too much

[gritty temple]

Mods condemn the carpal tunnel haver to 2 hours of Osu!

[gritty temple]

[worthy viper]

Carpal tunnel is a nerve thing

[storm whale]

evil

[dull ingot]

i know

[languid grove]

What’s up Swapadoodle

[dry rock]

Once I'm done doing a Garfield we playing bbn

[dull ingot]

anyway time to commit genocide on 8 layers of hell

[worthy viper]

What, eating lasagna?

[dry rock]

Yup

[worthy viper]

Uhhhhhh that’s not an appropriate topic, I don’t like that certain topic bc of my background

[indigo hull]

no

[worthy viper]

For what?

[indigo hull]

you should be imprisoned

[dull ingot]

i only killed a few demons and machines

[indigo hull]

one million years super scary labyrinth of fear

[dull ingot]

OH NO

[worthy viper]

Being Jewish? Thats not my fault, it’s called family lineage

[dull ingot]

does that mean no layer 9 for me

[dull ingot]

ohh i thought YOU murdered sorry i misunderstood

[worthy viper]

NO, DEAR GOD NO. IF WAS RELATED, ID RATHER BE DEAD.

[dull ingot]

well, i am german myself

i do not stand for the genocide though

[dull ingot]

i read artistic instead of autistic bruh

[indigo hull]

if someone from Saxony plays a Saxophone, does that make them a Saxon on Saxophone?

[gritty temple]

I am also artistic

[worthy viper]

Fuckin awesome. Now on top of me being anxious bc astraphobia (look it up don’t ask me), now, I’m pissed off. As if I could be in a worse mood.

[dull ingot]

no it s asaxon on a phone

[indigo hull]

Saxon on a Phone

[dull ingot]

yes

[indigo hull]

incredible

[gritty temple]

DEADLOCK TIME

[dull ingot]

im gonna go

[torn jay]

Ye

[worthy viper]

Hey, I’m autistic too!

[onyx igloo]

GUYS IMPORTANT MESSAGE
Don't buy Buffalo Chicken Wings flavored Pringles they suck ass
They taste like the regular paprica pringles, just with less flavor and a tiny bit spicy. They are a waste of money

Don't buy them

[daring halo]

casualties unknown the video game gives me a mild mental anguish

[dreamy knoll]

Important buy tim tams

[daring halo]

whattt that's such an odd choice of flavour

[indigo hull]

i think lays had a grilled cheese flavor at one point

could be wrong

[daring halo]

mmm yes good loot this will sell well and I'll make it this run -> trampoline pad jumpscare -> every body in body broken -> drowns

[onyx igloo]

Yes. I thought "Hm these could be good. Pringles costs less rn so might as well buy them so I don't wander aorund the store longer and my bestie won't freak the fuck out (she still freaked the fuck out)" but now, ew
I gave one to my supervisor and she said ew to them too
What are we doing Pringles, lock in

[daring halo]

TwT I guess they were being experimental or something

also I didn't even know paprica pringles existed

[onyx igloo]

I love Pringles as a whole thing, but this is trash

[onyx igloo]

They are the original ones...

The normal, the regular ones

[daring halo]

oh is that why it's red..

damn...

[onyx igloo]

Yeah

[tired temple]

finally got a haircut

[daring halo]

I rarely eat pringles anyways :3

they're uhmm for me they're quite the fancy chips

[daring halo]

cool

[indigo hull]

I don't snack on them that often either

hell it's been a few months since I've last had a can

[daring halo]

fancy crisps.. crisps.. such an intriguing word for chips that the British use but, somewhat more appropriate for certain types of chips

crisps sounds more crumbly as you bite into it and

chips are more snappy

[dreamy knoll]

You

[coral token]

me

[daring halo]

yeah

[storm whale]

[daring halo]

been probably more than a year I don't even remember seeing a Pringle..

how long has it been.. since pringles..

[indigo hull]

oh thank you for reminding me

[gritty temple]

My dog is so cracked out

[woven flicker]

What the fuck was that ad 💀

[indigo hull]

fun fact, there is a Scottish clan known as Clan Pringle

[dreamy knoll]

Hru tables

[daring halo]

-?

[woven flicker]

WOOOAHHHH MOON DANCE

[tired temple]

I just sacrificed a peeper after a stalker bit me, RIP emergency peeper 😭

[onyx igloo]

Yeah, pringles are kinda expensive. I had 14.75€ pocket money yesterday and decided to get a load of snacks again. And they were on discount, so I took them

[dreamy knoll]

You

[woven flicker]

What

[gritty temple]

Shedding my fur all over you

[dreamy knoll]

Thats fine guess wut tho

[tired temple]

subnautica 1

[gritty temple]

I will hunt you down

[daring halo]

I assume this is subnautica holy sh## the chat is going quickly

[storm whale]

nah

[daring halo]

is there stalkers in subnautica 2

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u head pats and steak

[daring halo]

wait where does the subnautica 2 take place

[storm whale]

different planet

[dreamy knoll]

Yes ill give u a boop

[daring halo]

fuck..

why did I react like that that wasn't me

[indigo hull]

big ahh nose

[daring halo]

I meany ohh

[gritty temple]

Bwoof

[worthy viper]

Hi thalesss

[daring halo]

also what was that uhh brick gif that appeared like for a second

green tentacle creature.. hard hat.. brick wall.. noodle arms.. classic cartoon artstyle..

[bleak warren]

oh

that sounds like someone text walled

[daring halo]

ooh I see

[indigo hull]

whar?

[daring halo]

oh so it automatically like deletes that

[woven flicker]

Ah love that game

[indigo hull]

you think that squid works for the union?

[daring halo]

and replaces it with the gif for a split second or something, that makes sense I guess

[bleak warren]

yeah it shows like a cartoon octopus building a brick wall

[storm whale]

unionized or unionized

[daring halo]

ooh, lol

[worthy viper]

I have a question smudge

[bleak warren]

what up

[daring halo]

what is the difference between these two words

[woven flicker]

🕺🦖

[indigo hull]

bust a move

[storm whale]

the union versus chemistry

[daring halo]

..

[storm whale]

they're spelled the same but mean very different things

[worthy viper]

Could I dm you about said text wall? I was using the report, but it text walled me so I couldn’t report the user I wanted to. So I wanted to see if I could report them directly to you

[bleak warren]

uh sure

[coral token]

:p

[daring halo]

such interesting features of a language..

[storm whale]

indoubitably

[indigo hull]

you can't blame English for its failures

blame its building blocks

French, German, a hint of Latin

[daring halo]

developing 2 words that are spelled exactly the same, and making it means two radically different thing, what a cruel joke..

[daring halo]

I did say "a" language, not "the" language, this is common for a lot of languages :3

[dreamy knoll]

Smoodge guess wut time it is

[bleak warren]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🌮 🍪

[daring halo]

that's such a funny emoji.. I can't even begin to express TwT

oh my god that's so funny it's just an alien cat guy

[bleak warren]

it's glorp, i have more of him

[daring halo]

ooo glorp

[bleak warren]

[daring halo]

aw

[dreamy knoll]

[daring halo]

ooh.. it's a replacement for pepe? or something along that line, I see..

[bleak warren]

it's a silly green alien cat

[daring halo]

Peepo? the descendant of Pepe I assume

[bleak warren]

pepe and peepo are almost the same thing

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge imma give u a gift

[indigo hull]

they're cousins

like Squim and I

[daring halo]

such silly little thing..

I find it very interesting as to how and why

cats has cemented itself into internet culture

probably because they're funny I guess, and cute

[thin prairie]

[indigo hull]

I would argue, from a Historical standpoint, it began with the Ancient Egyptians

[daring halo]

okay I guess TwT yes it begins from that but

you could say that electric cars began from an olden days scientist observing electric eels or something

my messages are quite low energy in nature, especially right now, but I do wonder how others perceive it..

[worthy viper]

Hiii

[indigo hull]

there are quite a few examples of early electric cars

from around 1899-1900

Jay Leno has one

[daring halo]

I guess that makes sense

I was about to say like, Tesla, the electric car company but seemed too specific and can be confused for Nicola Tesla

but then I switched Nicola Tesla to olden days scientist and forgot to rhjnrjhvhnnm.

I should hit the gay

hay oh my fucking GOD

[indigo hull]

lmao

gn bro

[daring halo]

gn broceratops

[stable pier]

i'm pondering if i should start blogging on spacehey again

[onyx igloo]

Why exactly am I eating canned strawberries now 😭
They're not even yummy

[onyx igloo]

That's what I'm saying

[worthy viper]

🦧

[indigo hull]

Orange Tan

🍊

[stable pier]

um

alrightjthen

[bleak warren]

T. Hales

[gritty temple]

Trails

[coral token]

S.mudge

[indigo hull]

Saxton Hale

[bleak warren]

saxton haaaaaaaale?

[thin prairie]

Smudge knows ball?

[bleak warren]

damn i haven't played tf2 in 5 years

[indigo hull]

I won’t be the first to lie

[bleak warren]

i liked it when i was younger but i grew out of it

[indigo hull]

I threw away a lot of money in that game at one point

[gritty temple]

I’ve never played it before

I refuse to do so

[dreamy knoll]

guess wut smudge

[bleak warren]

wut

[gritty temple]

DEADLOCK TIME WOOOO

[indigo hull]

I’m surprised they finished the comics

[worthy viper]

I’m officially at 1200/11000 orbs in order to get the cancer bundle

[indigo hull]

now we just need to pester valve to make a Left 4 Dead 2 comic

[gritty temple]

Forgot zodiac signs existed

[worthy viper]

Bruh.

[gritty temple]

I thought Discord was just doing some cancer awareness bundle I was confused

That would be nice actually

[bleak warren]

also i have never spent money on a game that wasn't just buying the game itself

[gritty temple]

Free profile decorations for awareness days and months

[indigo hull]

We’re different

-# obvious

[ashen dagger]

Discord is too shopaholic to do so

[bleak warren]

i mean i'm different, i know that's an unusual thing nowadays

[gritty temple]

Real

[indigo hull]

I wasn’t saying it as a bad thing

[bleak warren]

oh i know

[indigo hull]

Hell if anything it just means you’re more financially responsible lmao

[bleak warren]

i'm just saying that i am aware that almost everyone buys things like cosmetics and dlc

[worthy viper]

No it’s my zodiac sign

[indigo hull]

It’s pretty much common place nowadays

[worthy viper]

True tho

[bleak warren]

and i have to be financially responsible because, well, opens wallet and a bug flies out

[indigo hull]

Seems like you can’t have one game without like 8 different DLC packs

[worthy viper]

Oof

[bleak warren]

i have never not been poor

[indigo hull]

If anything it’s equally as bad as microtransactions

[thin prairie]

Throwing 70000 dollars at you

[coral token]

the IRS: ooooh

give me 70% of that

[indigo hull]

just say no

[thin prairie]

Sending 7 billion at you
ENJOY TAXES

[coral token]

i would lowkey be left with like 2 billion

which is still enough to live all my life and be filthy rich anyways

[thin prairie]

Ok I'll send it at 1 cent at a time

[coral token]

once jimmy sent me 1 dollars to test

[thin prairie]

[coral token]

and paypal took the whole fucking dollar lmao

[thin prairie]

THE FREAK?

That's just theft

[coral token]

this was like 2023

the rates were crazy here

they're more normal now

[thin prairie]

Did you ever get that dollar

[coral token]

no

[ruby zealot]

Someone get this man a dollar

[thin prairie]

Insanity

Sue em
Then shoe em

[coral token]

shoe

[ruby zealot]

💵

[thin prairie]

Yes

Shoe

[coral token]

👞

[indigo hull]

giving you 7 billion in Liberian Dollars

[coral token]

still 38 million dollars

i'll take it

[indigo hull]

true

[ruby zealot]

I'll give you one Iranian Rial thales

[upper onyx]

Just noticed I had a ping in the bot channel. I never check this server anymore but did something happen? Can't find the ping now

[kind skiff]

the bot became sentient and pinged everyone, nothing serious

[indigo hull]

they've been cleaning out the bot channel

just peaked at it

[upper onyx]

Alrighty just confused lol

[indigo hull]

you can see the very moment the ping happened

[upper onyx]

I saw the people freaking out

[indigo hull]

it eventually spilled over into this chat

kid you not there was a one minute slowmode at one point

[upper onyx]

Jeez

[worldly surge]

Hello

[wheat edge]

just bought subnautica 2

[languid grove]

YOU

[ruby zealot]

gulp

[languid grove]

JUJUTSU SHENANIGANS

IF YOU WANNA JOIN

[ruby zealot]

Later

[worthy viper]

[worthy viper]

[tough bear]

donkey kong house?

[storm whale]

[brisk shard]

Subnautica 2 actually isnt as terrifying as I thought it would be

As someone whos scared of the ocean

Its still fuckin amazing though

[knotty lotus]

hi

[ripe burrow]

Hey

[plush bone]

Yeh

[ripe burrow]

mhm

[lunar lily]

Hello

[worthy viper]

I hath returned

[near elbow]

Hello

[coral pawn]

me when I step on the lego

[coral token]

stupid aah name

[coral pawn]

me when I look at the noelle holiday 🥹

[coral token]

i am changing it ❤️

[upbeat copper]

[coral pawn]

your name sucked

[coral token]

your mom sucked

booooom hashtag roasted

[coral pawn]

your mom is a HOE!!!!

[coral token]

your dad is married to me

[coral pawn]

WOOOAAHHHHH

[indigo hull]

the ultimate comeback

[coral pawn]

im married to you then

[bleak warren]

who's the "funny" guy today?

[upbeat copper]

[coral token]

idk someone who had homophobic in their name

[coral pawn]

I had that for a while

[bleak warren]

oh lovely

[coral pawn]

Just now changed it 😭

[indigo hull]

If you ate a strawberry would it be cannibalism?

[upbeat copper]

Potentially

[indigo hull]

noted

[peak sentinel]

keybaord

[coral pawn]

GAY PEOPLE!

[coral token]

lots of them here

[coral pawn]

YEEAHHHH

[indigo hull]

do a kickflip

[peak sentinel]

no

[unreal kiln]

Life is a strawberry

[outer pecan]

Hii

[stark onyx]

The frick is this convo