general

[bleak warren]

it's funny, a lot of people think it's just "Silly men make a goofy song" and don't read into it

[indigo hull]

I agree

Machine Gun is probably their best piece

[dense yarrow]

I had to explain to my teacher about the insane levels of lyrical composition these guys do

No song is ever unserious in a matter

[lusty gorge]

Welp

My mom and sister are fighting again

[dense yarrow]

Everything always has some correlation to real world issues

Some more obscure than others

[frosty pewter]

what happened in the jimmyherebot channel last night???

[coral token]

an admin accidentally pinged everyone

nothing important

[frosty pewter]

ah

[indigo hull]

Oh yeah how long do y’all plan on keeping it closed

[frosty pewter]

so the channel turned into chaos over that?

[ruby zealot]

Forever...and ever

[coral token]

i think we can open it now lol

[dense yarrow]

Like how needles is overcoming the power and will of the government by pulling a parasite out of your ass. Or how chop suey is about domestic violence. Toxicity about corruption of leaders.

[lusty gorge]

What happens in the bot channel
Stays in the bot channel

[ruby zealot]

Or that

[dense yarrow]

"steal this album" has a lot to speak about American imperialism

Bro...

[languid grove]

Oh

[lusty gorge]

Another ban speedrun?

[languid grove]

Well isn’t that lovely

[dense yarrow]

TS frying me

Why did he say that

[indigo hull]

-# Oh that’s just lovely…

[rancid garden]

i am now suffering the consequences of pulling an allnighter.

i feel like if i close my eyes im gonna INSTANTLY fall asleep.

[languid grove]

I’m going shopping in a new place tomorrow and why are bus schedules so hard to read

[dense yarrow]

LMFAOOOOOO

[coral token]

that was a message of all time

[dense yarrow]

I'm too cooked for ts

[bleak warren]

oh yeah that reminds me, i need to tell Thales about the guy last night who got banned by doing nothing but sending large bold text and emoji spam and started DMing it to me, and others after i blocked him

[indigo hull]

Too many cooks fr

[coral token]

lmaooo

[indigo hull]

I woke up to one this morning lmao

[ruby zealot]

They cogitod my ergo till I sumd

[dense yarrow]

OH WAIT SHIT CHECK #food rq

[ruby zealot]

Type shit

[bleak warren]

what time cuz i banned that guy way before morning

[indigo hull]

Somewhere around midnight EST maybe?

[bleak warren]

oh. yeah i banned him after that

[languid grove]

Oh wait I can just take a train

[indigo hull]

I didn’t even bother to read it

[crystal cypress]

What they say?

[brisk pasture]

tf

[dense yarrow]

She thinks on my therefore till I am

[bleak warren]

just random messages in large all bold text always followed by " 🗣️ 🔥 "

[crystal cypress]

I see

[brisk pasture]

crazy

[dense yarrow]

Lmao

[bleak warren]

sent nothing but that, kept waiting out his timeouts, and continued to send only that

[dense yarrow]

Imagining this is fucking frying my brain bruh 😭

[indigo hull]

Lmao

It was anarchy

like that’s the only way I can put it

[crystal cypress]

Some people just don't want to helpfully contribute to society... Anyways who wants to go TP the house at the end of the street where that old man who was rumoured to have offed his wife lives with me?

[coral token]

[ruby zealot]

real

do i play ultrakill or megabonk

[dense yarrow]

Ultrakill

[ruby zealot]

kay

[dense yarrow]

Ive p ranked the first 2 difficulty

Waiting for treachery to do it again

Anyways guys I'm fried af I need to sleep so bad I got work in the morning and it's almost 3am goodnight guys

[bleak warren]

sleep well

[crystal cypress]

Clocking in for the 8 hour shift at the honk shoo factory

[indigo hull]

You know clown shoe factories still use serfs right?

[obtuse marten]

Egg

[humble isle]

Clown show factories exist??

[maiden hatch]

Just saw a Vtuber post about how Miku sucks
Like girl, your career wouldn't exist without Miku, sybau

[bleak warren]

oh hey, i think i found a job for the twitch chatters

[indigo hull]

Lmao

[indigo hull]

I would assume idk

[glass kettle]

HELLO PEOPLE.

[languid grove]

Why are you yelling

[glass kettle]

THE ONE WHO HAS HAUNTED THIS SERVER AND MAKES GENERAL CHAT GO Silent IS HERE.

[humble isle]

Telling what?

[languid grove]

I have no idea how that autocorrected

[glass kettle]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[coral token]

sigh.

[languid grove]

Sigh indeed

[glass kettle]

Oh no

My arch nemesis..

Thales (The Argentinian). . .

[languid grove]

Oh

[bleak warren]

everyone thinks they're the main character, and therefore nobody is

[languid grove]

Thales is this your biggest fan?

[indigo hull]

That’s actually some pretty solid evidence

[humble isle]

When everyone’s super..

[languid grove]

I’m actually just an npc

[bleak warren]

nah, you're actually cool

[humble isle]

Smudge will still be superer.

[bleak warren]

i'm just a discord mod lmao

[languid grove]

Awe thank you but I’m just an average silly gal

[bleak warren]

yeah and that's why you're cool

because you don't pretend to be

[languid grove]

Is that how coolness works??

[coral token]

Erm she's actually not cool as the body temperature is around 36°C

[languid grove]

This is true

[indigo hull]

Don’t ever use Celsius bro /j

[languid grove]

I am also baking myself in front of my heater like a greggs sausage roll rn

[bleak warren]

if someone feels the need to go out of their way to say they're cool, they're not cool. that's insecurity talking

[humble isle]

C is short for celsius btw chat

[coral token]

Chat chat is that true

Hey grok

Check that pls

[languid grove]

Fair enough
But some cool people are just aware they’re cool though…

[humble isle]

Hey Grok why is Thales verifying this

It’s obviously true because I said it

[bleak warren]

yeah but they're not dicks about it. or if they are they instantly become uncool

[languid grove]

True…

When I grow up, I want to be cool

[coral token]

Thing is, you're not growing more

[languid grove]

WHAT

[coral token]

:p

[languid grove]

BUT BUT

[indigo hull]

What the fuck are trees

Like really

[languid grove]

Plants probably

What’s a plant? A tree probably

[coral token]

No but, peak height growth for girls is around 16

[humble isle]

Fake organisms made by the government to make us breathe the woke chemicals

[coral token]

You're done

[indigo hull]

Well apparently they can get scoliosis

[languid grove]

BUT I HAVEN’T GROWN

[indigo hull]

I’m looking right at one with it

[coral token]

T OO BAD

[languid grove]

NOT SINCE I WAS LIKE 13

I had an early puberty

Does this mean it ends later too

[coral token]

your growth bugged, TOO BAD

[languid grove]

[coral token]

no i said AROUND

it's basically joever

[bleak warren]

maybe it's not a bug, maybe it's a feature

[indigo hull]

Maybe it just works

[languid grove]

BUT I WANNA BE TALL AND I WANT TO LOOK MORE LIKE A LADY

[bleak warren]

you are as lady as you feel you are

[languid grove]

I can’t actually say what I mean

[bleak warren]

also if you want to feel taller, wear more heels and things that show your legs

[languid grove]

I wear platform shoes

[bleak warren]

that works

[languid grove]

But they don’t make much of a difference

[humble isle]

Do they make hollow platforms that you put your foot in??

[indigo hull]

alright i have a solution hang on

[languid grove]

No?

[coral token]

They do but they're orthopedic

[languid grove]

If you’re going to recommend me stilts then I’m going to turn you into a bouncy ball

[humble isle]

That’s stupid

I want those to exist

[indigo hull]

no even better

#photos-and-videos

[humble isle]

[obtuse marten]

But you are very lady already. Just very very very...very....very.....

Rika sized.

[languid grove]

[coral token]

Lªdy

[obtuse marten]

Yeah, what Thales said.

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[unkempt siren]

burg

[ruby zealot]

hi trey

[bleak warren]

🍔 burg

[indigo hull]

🧊 burg

[unkempt siren]

🧀 burg

now im hungry

[bleak warren]

🐦 burg

[coral token]

banan

[unkempt siren]

banana shake

[brisk pasture]

Hamburga

[unkempt siren]

why call it a hamburger

if you aren’t gonna serve me ham

with my burger

[bleak warren]

hamburger, no ham

[brisk pasture]

Because that's where it came from

[sullen stream]

cheeseburger

[coral token]

syno it's

[old robin]

There is a reason why there's cheeseburger or pickleburger

[coral token]

a joke

[indigo hull]

also why hot dogs are called Frankfurters

same idea. Frankfurt, Germany

[unkempt siren]

why is frank with the furter

[humble isle]

Wanna know how I got these scars?

Sharp hamburger

[unkempt siren]

what is he doing there

[old robin]

FRANKKK

[indigo hull]

plot twist: there was sharp cheddar cheese on the burger

[bleak warren]

that frank whomst furts

[indigo hull]

ive shot a lot of franks in VR

[undone cypress]

horse shoes and hand grenades

[indigo hull]

ball knower

[undone cypress]

yeah

[indigo hull]

i love playing it modded

all the guns i actually love

[undone cypress]

didn't know it was moddable

[unkempt siren]

I can’t wait for h4vr

hotdogs horshoes and HANDS

[indigo hull]

we are getting H3VR2

lmao

[unkempt siren]

yeah I was

[reef zealot]

[unkempt siren]

making a joke but it didnt really work

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[reef zealot]

Hamgurber 🤤

[indigo hull]

i'll try streaming it in VC one day when i have the opportunity

[reef zealot]

w< yayy!

[indigo hull]

and the modding for the game ranges from historic firearms to nerf guns

[dreamy knoll]

You

[indigo hull]

me

[pale nymph]

So how do I put smth into photos and videos?

[unkempt siren]

Glagglers

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[indigo hull]

hallo

[dreamy knoll]

Need perms

[pale nymph]

I barely talk here so idk

[pale nymph]

Oh alr

[unkempt siren]

read the rules for that

[pale nymph]

Was literally a video of a Wario plush or smth

[dreamy knoll]

Its roles

[unkempt siren]

roles

[pale nymph]

Oh

[unkempt siren]

typo I keep typing rules

[pale nymph]

Typo’s suck ngl

[dreamy knoll]

Mali u got a built in auto correct?

[unkempt siren]

I’ve said rules too many times

[pale nymph]

I also have an auto correct. May be bc I’m on mobile and idk how to turn it off. No idea

[unkempt siren]

and now it screws me over when im talking to literally anyone

[dreamy knoll]

Mail guess wut

[zinc frigate]

[pale nymph]

Hate when that happens ngl

[unkempt siren]

WAKE UP

[dreamy knoll]

You

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[pale nymph]

Can I get one?

[unkempt siren]

so many cookie

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah u need them

[zinc frigate]

No

[pale nymph]

2 cookies are better than one

[unkempt siren]

aw

[dreamy knoll]

Hey hey hey stop or ill steal your plushies

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

Guess wut

[zinc frigate]

Huh

[unkempt siren]

ma’am you are under arrest for uh

[indigo hull]

🫵 🟡

[unkempt siren]

something like uhhh

idk not waking up early enough

[pale nymph]

For not touching grass idk

[dreamy knoll]

Subnaut 2 stream happening today (imma fo to bed to get some sleep)

[zinc frigate]

Nice

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[pale nymph]

He’s streaming it?

[dreamy knoll]

No

[dreamy knoll]

Mhm im scared

[pale nymph]

Oh sorry. I got so confused

[zinc frigate]

I just was outside

[pale nymph]

Been inside all day playing this one game called Octopath Traveler 2

Been beating a bunch of bosses to finish the storylines

[zinc frigate]

I just very tired still

[dreamy knoll]

Wake up its 3:30am

[zinc frigate]

GURL
SLEEEEEEEEP

[pale nymph]

Well enjoy life ig. I’ll spawn in idk at some point

[zinc frigate]

It’s 11am for me

[pale nymph]

This is like one of my first times typing here I’ll be fr

[dreamy knoll]

Gurl i got given 2 games for free

[humble isle]

Hello water lady

[ashen dagger]

And its also time

[humble isle]

[dreamy knoll]

[dreamy knoll]

You

[zinc frigate]

[zinc frigate]

Hello moth miss

[ashen dagger]

You better have a good day ms gorgeous pretty lady maam

[zinc frigate]

nyehehehe

[dreamy knoll]

You too

[zinc frigate]

I can try but geez tonight’s gonna suck

[indigo hull]

on this day Anne Boleyn was tried for treason and adultery and was found guilty

[ashen dagger]

You gotta peak it out autumn

[dreamy knoll]

Ok imma eeb gotta do horror game later bye bye

[zinc frigate]

I am curious on something

[ashen dagger]

What what

[zinc frigate]

We got a bird living in a birdhouse my sister made, and I wanna know what the bird living there is

[ashen dagger]

Have you seen the bird?

[zinc frigate]

Kinda but still not sure

[dreamy knoll]

Gn hydro and stroms

[ashen dagger]

I can probably get in touch with people who have bird knowledge

[ashen dagger]

Nighty night veemo

[zinc frigate]

SLEEP WELL

[dreamy knoll]

Time to be up in 3 hours lets goooo

[zinc frigate]

I remembered an app that can identify birds, so now I wait until they show up

[ashen dagger]

Ah alright

[humble isle]

Don’t you know birds aren’t real..

[zinc frigate]

They’re building a nest, probably to have kids in there

[indigo hull]

Bird Agnosticism

birds could be real

[humble isle]

[lusty gorge]

🫵

[coarse vale]

Anyone wanna be friends

[brisk shard]

wait Drake actually does say "the iceman not a niceman" in his album

holy shoot

[upbeat copper]

[thin prairie]

YOU

[daring ocean]

Yeh sure

Y not

[muted mulch]

Can I google google?

[olive flicker]

[thin prairie]

Wake up

[languid grove]

WAKE UPPPP

[olive flicker]

No

[thin prairie]

OI

[languid grove]

BARKBARKBARKBARK

[daring ocean]

No. It is illegal to google google. You will perish upon entering.

[languid grove]

AWOOOOO

[languid grove]

Hallo

[thin prairie]

[zinc frigate]

[languid grove]

YOUUUU

[zinc frigate]

CHAT HELP

ONE OF MY MIIS YESTERDAY ASKED TO CHANGE UP HER HAIRCUT

IT COULDNT BE THAT BAD RIGHT? WRONG #gaming

[thin prairie]

Gulp

[languid grove]

Put your CHEEKS away

[indigo hull]

michaelwave

[thin prairie]

No

[zinc frigate]

[reef zealot]

[languid grove]

Tech do you like D&D type games

[narrow atlas]

I love D&D

It’s part of what got me into warhammer

[languid grove]

Are you free today

[narrow atlas]

Potentially

[languid grove]

So there’s a game on Roblox called aac (an average campaign)

[reef zealot]

Awa

Gon eat some noodles

[languid grove]

You get to pick a class and you basically fight through levels and bosses with different events for supplies and subclasses and the goal is to get to the final boss

[reef zealot]

Cuz i feel like it

[languid grove]

YUM

[narrow atlas]

I think I’ve played that a bit before

Key work I think

[languid grove]

We play it quite a bit so you can join us whenever if you would like to, one of us can talk you through it

[ashen dagger]

Tiffy Taffy!

[narrow atlas]

I may be playing some Subnautica 2 with a friend today, but he’s also doing some things with our other friends, so just ping me whenever

[languid grove]

BET

[ruby zealot]

What's aac

[languid grove]

Why don’t you read the explanation I just sent

[indigo hull]

Armored Aircraft Carrier idk

[ruby zealot]

Good idea

[languid grove]

:3

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

Sounds cool

[languid grove]

You can join us if you would like to

We might play in a bit if we can get enough people

[ruby zealot]

Kay sounds good

[languid grove]

You have Roblox right?

[ruby zealot]

Yeah

[thin prairie]

Good

[humble isle]

[sharp geyser]

boomba

[coral token]

yuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[reef zealot]

Haiii

[languid grove]

@narrow atlas @ruby zealot we’re going to play now but this game can take hours so if you don’t have the time then that’s okay

[ashen dagger]

hruuu pretty fop

[reef zealot]

Im okayy, full of noodles >w<
Wbuuu

[ashen dagger]

im okiii,, kinda shitty but thats life
might start learning to code on roblox idk

[reef zealot]

Oo, good luck :3

[ashen dagger]

tytyty pretty lady :3

[coral token]

gawk gawk

[willow rapids]

Hello chat

[coral token]

no you are not

[willow rapids]

What

[coral token]

yes

[willow rapids]

Who are you talking to?

[coral token]

maybe

[zinc frigate]

SNEAK ATTACK

[ashen dagger]

GRAAAHHH

YOU BEAUTIFUL WOMAN GET ATTACKED BACK

[narrow atlas]

Sorry I was in a game match. I’ll join vc in a sec

[willow rapids]

Gre

[zinc frigate]

Too late I got the first strike

[coral token]

apple

[ashen dagger]

evil autumn,,,, ill get you next time!!

[coral token]

mmmmm apple pie

[marsh vale]

Attach a kid to a rope and drag him from a moving train - lady gaga 2022

[languid grove]

Bet

[coral token]

she did not say that

[olive flicker]

[languid grove]

DO YOU WANNA AAC

[indigo hull]

oooh i finally get it

[olive flicker]

Dms

[indigo hull]

AAC = Anti-Aircraft Cannon

[languid grove]

Oh sure

[blissful oar]

DO YOU WANNA ACK!

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

Whatcha looking at…

[slender kestrel]

Idk
Some odd looking creature called a rika

[languid grove]

Woah…

[slender kestrel]

They look like they could use a sandwich

[reef zealot]

Awawa

[languid grove]

I could

[willow rapids]

Dess

[gritty temple]

I think that NileRed’s human kibble should become mainstream

[wintry temple]

I agree

[gritty temple]

I need to be able to eat kibble out of a bowl arf

[reef zealot]

isnt it just

[gritty temple]

I’m at levels of furry where I might just actually be a therian

[reef zealot]

normal foods blended and compressed into pellets

[gritty temple]

Yes

[reef zealot]

i think im okay im not exactly interested in eating burger pellets i'll take a normal burger

[gritty temple]

Mmm pelleds

[reef zealot]

if i wanna fulfill the animalistic urge to eat kibble out of a bowl then i'll just pour some cereal or something

[ashen dagger]

cheese burger,,,,,,

[burnt merlin]

Hot take, dog food doesn't smell bad

Bog food

[gritty temple]

Bog food

[ashen dagger]

whats your favorite cereal

[reef zealot]

cinnamon toast crunch

[ashen dagger]

fair pick

[reef zealot]

i also like frosted flakes :p

[ashen dagger]

im personally that smores cereal bag person,,,

[burnt merlin]

-# typo counter: 431

I've never had a favorite cereal
How does it work?

[ashen dagger]

wdym how does it work

its just like picking a favorite food

[storm whale]

pour grain cereal into bowl and add milk

[ashen dagger]

like reeses cereal, frosted flakes, cheerios

[reef zealot]

i eat my cereal dry,,,,

[ashen dagger]

shiiiit i could go for some honey nut cheerios

[burnt merlin]

I mean like
How do you find out you have a favorite cereal
They all taste pretty much the same to me

[ashen dagger]

are your taste buds dead

[reef zealot]

i dont like the taste of just straight milk...

[ashen dagger]

i think some are ok dry,,,

[storm whale]

I'm not the biggest fan of cereal

[burnt merlin]

Maybe

[indigo hull]

i'll eat Reese's Puffs straight out of the box

[quartz sail]

Can anyone please explain what happened in jimmyherebot? I got pinged and there are so many messages

[ashen dagger]

an at everyone

[muted mulch]

Vas

[lunar lily]

He just pinged everyone

[muted mulch]

NOOOOO

[quartz sail]

what even is jimmybot lmao and why can it even ping everyone

[lunar lily]

Idk

[quartz sail]

i thought it was just random responses from a set thing

[lunar lily]

nah

[storm whale]

nah

[lunar lily]

Nah

[storm whale]

it's a whole shebang

[coral token]

It's the bot responsible for 80% of this servers commands and how it all works.

[storm whale]

basically the bot had perms to ping the movie night role, and that wasn't removed when movie nights ended. because of how discord treats roles the bot was able to use this perm to ping all 155K people when Hugh was messing with it

that's the gist of what Hugh explained last night

[coral token]

Basically

[ruby zealot]

[brisk shard]

movie night returning omg !!! (not happening)

[quartz sail]

in the end... nothing ever happened...

[storm whale]

no

[coral token]

Yes when I start liking women

[storm whale]

never happening

[brisk shard]

movie nights returning when i stop being cool

[lusty gorge]

Didn't know they returned so soon

[brisk shard]

woooow

[coral token]

Lmaoooo

Epic roast

[storm whale]

ouch

[lusty gorge]

Anyway I just tried vanilla chai for the first time

[coral token]

#roasted

[gritty temple]

Movie night comes back when I stop being a furry

[brisk shard]

move night returning when i get Cool Dudes

[indigo hull]

movie night happens when the sun explodes

[storm whale]

thales please bring back the 35 second slowmode due to the sheer severity of that burn

[coral token]

Damn I wanted them to come back but I guess not

[lusty gorge]

That can be arranged

[storm whale]

[brisk shard]

movie night returns when you stop banning jimmybot

[coral token]

I just did it once

[lusty gorge]

move night

[storm whale]

do it again

[coral token]

Yesterday was enough chaos as it was

According to Hugh, yesterday caused, let me see

2926 messages

48 people left

[storm whale]

jesus

[coral token]

And 177 emojis used

[storm whale]

only 48 people left?

[coral token]

Yeah surprisingly low

[storm whale]

for sure

I would've thought it way higher

[coral token]

I removed reaction perms for like 6 people

[lusty gorge]

I guess you can say you had no reaction doing so

Please laugh

[coral token]

I disliked demon more than you before

But you're really outdoing yourself

[lusty gorge]

🖕 🖕

[left sierra]

I just want an ice cream cake from Dairy Queen

[blissful oar]

would you guys be mad at me if I put splinters inside your fingernails and toenails

[coral token]

How about I ban you

[indigo hull]

you will not be given a right to fair trial

[lusty gorge]

Yes
Cuz that's a torture method

[blissful oar]

ok 😦

[storm whale]

amendme'nt

[lusty gorge]

Amendo

[wintry temple]

I haven’t had an ice cream cake in years omfg… thank you for reminding me they exist

[storm whale]

presto amendo

[lusty gorge]

That's definitely a Harry Potter spell that turns your shoes into like
Dragons or sum shit

[storm whale]

facts

[lusty gorge]

Like just say what you wanna do

Don't make up fancy spells

[left sierra]

I want a philly cheesesteak

[lusty gorge]

Just say like "gimmie 100 bucks"

[lusty gorge]

Exactly like
Straight to the point

[dry fern]

Hi chat

[lusty gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[left sierra]

Philly Cheesesteak dream thing for me is like, chopped cheese but philly cheesesteak

[dry fern]

[lusty gorge]

Finally
A positive reaction to my greeting

[storm whale]

[left sierra]

Garlic bread, the steak thing, cheddar deli slices, caramalized onions and green peppers, thousand island, small slices tomato, lettuce

[lusty gorge]

Sum shit Mordecai and Rigby would play death soccer against Midas for

[storm whale]

accurate

[left sierra]

Nah, that's the scallion pancake sandwich

Scallion pancake as bread, bulgogi, rice, and a poached runny egg

[sullen shore]

Hallo chat.

[left sierra]

Not in the mood for that right now, since I be preparing for Korean BBQ this weekend

[blissful oar]

I ate ralsei he tasted like cotton candy 😋

[coral token]

Who

[left sierra]

Deltarune goat

[blissful oar]

deltarune character

[coral token]

Goats don't taste like cotton candy

They taste like goat

[blissful oar]

that one does

[left sierra]

Great in curry

[coral token]

Might have been spiked

[blissful oar]

lamb is better

lamb is the best meat for me

[coral token]

Chicken solos

[blissful oar]

chicken is good but lamb is better

[left sierra]

Best meat for me is since we didn't specify what kind of meat, salmon

[coral token]

Lamb be like omg I'm so gay I don't go with some sauces or fruits

Lamb is for the big gays

[kind axle]

For everyday is the 15 of may

[blissful oar]

salmon is fish but yes its the best fish

[coral token]

Chicken is the most versatile

[blissful oar]

this is coming from very much a meat lover

[wintry temple]

I will always fuck up some lamb

[blissful oar]

I will eat beef raw

[coral token]

We know

[blissful oar]

I have eaten beef raw and its the best meat Ive ever eaten

[left sierra]

Tartare is good yea

[coral token]

I hate raw meats and people who eat raw meat

[blissful oar]

but in terms of cooked meats, lamb is the best

[dry fern]

But…sushi

[blissful oar]

its delicate so you gotta do it just right

and tbh I just want salt on it, not even pepper

[coral token]

I do not like sushi with raw fish

[dry fern]

Damn. I love raw fish.

[coral token]

I don't even like cooked fish.

Only canned tuna

[blissful oar]

lets see more food hot takes that will make you guys hate me

I dont like dr pepper, I recognize its an above average quality soda but I cant stand licorice

[coral token]

Idk, doesn't exist here. Can't comment.

[left sierra]

Never had it

[brisk shard]

[coral token]

Does that case have canned tuna

[brisk shard]

yes

a LOT of it

[coral token]

Goated

[brisk shard]

but its all mine

[coral token]

Not for long

[blissful oar]

I think dr pepper is good and I would recommend trying it IF you dont hate licorice as much as I do

[coral token]

Sleep with one eye open

[blissful oar]

it doesnt even have that much licorice but I can taste it and it ruins it for me

most cured meats should never be heated and people that put it in pizza have peasant genomes

[coral token]

Cured meat can perfectly be heated

[blissful oar]

Gripping your pillow tight

[blissful oar]

for most no, the fat tastes borderline rancid

[coral token]

If it's done, it's because people like it

[blissful oar]

theyre wrong tho

[coral token]

Opinions aren't wrong or right when it comes to food

[blissful oar]

okay imma get three michelin stars by just claiming I like the food I make lul

[brisk shard]

victoria sponge vs slugs

[coral token]

Your taste wouldn't get a Michelin star

It'd get you a restraining order

[blissful oar]

agaisnt food?

[brisk shard]

yes

[coral token]

Against everything and everyone

[brisk shard]

the food would sue you for damages

[coral token]

Every restaurant

You'd have to eat grass

[brisk shard]

of all references

of all possible references

possible in the world of possible references

THATS what you reference...

[coral token]

Is that what I think it is

[brisk shard]

[blissful oar]

I got OJ'd by a burger?

is that better?

[brisk shard]

mf just say you got sued by a burger

joking about metoo was crazy enough

[blissful oar]

okay then

[brisk shard]

hit them from the top turnbuckle with the random OJ reference

[coral token]

Orange juice

[brisk shard]

true

[white aspen]

GUYS JIMMY HAS TO WATCH ‘THEY CAME TOGETHER’ BY LIONSGATE HE GOT 50K ON HIS VIDEO 8 DAYS AGOO!!!!

[coral token]

Nice

[bleak warren]

wtf is that

[coral token]

It'll happen in 5 to 10 weeks

[brisk shard]

something

[coral token]

A movie, idk

[brisk shard]

5 to 10 weeks lol

[white aspen]

It’s in his last video if you actually watch his videos

[brisk shard]

SO THATS WHY MOVIE NIGHT PING WAS BEING MESSED AROUND WITH

/j

[coral token]

I don't think so

He's probably watching it on stream

[bleak warren]

this just looks like random romantic comedy slop

what's the point

[white aspen]

Brother

Your missing the point

[coral token]

Lionsgate emailed him

[bleak warren]

ain't nobody's brother

[white aspen]

Someone peed in ur cereal dam

[brisk shard]

i hope not

[bleak warren]

no, i just don't want to be called a brother

[brisk shard]

thats my cereal :(

[white aspen]

I’m not calling you brother I’m saying brother

[indigo hull]

wanna know what’s worse than finding piss in your cereal?

Tuberculosis

[bleak warren]

oh for sure

[white aspen]

Like dam

[coral token]

Pov you're a beaver

[white aspen]

Mmm dam

WHAT

[brisk shard]

water reference

[white aspen]

Yummy

[indigo hull]

Water isn’t real

We’re all hallucinating

[brisk shard]

water is like those government pigeons

[coral token]

Water is an invention by the government to keep you hydrated

To live longer

[brisk shard]

okay so ur just stealing my joke

smh smh

[coral token]

I was faster

[indigo hull]

he’s the mod so it’s ok or something

[bleak warren]

so can someone who isn't a ragebaiter tell me what the point of watching that movie is

[brisk shard]

i was faster

[brisk shard]

idk, clip farming i guess

[coral token]

You should have been on stream to hear the full story

[wintry temple]

Finally someone gets it

[bleak warren]

which stream was it?

[coral token]

He was copyright claimed by them but then Lionsgate emailed him like "how about you watch it on stream? We give you permission"

On a very nutshell but that was it

[bleak warren]

oh wow

that's a much easier explanation than being an asshole for no reason

[indigo hull]

You have alerted them

[brisk shard]

why the fuck would yall wanna watch that

no offense but like... why?

[coral token]

Idk man, they offered , he took it

[white aspen]

Guys be careful, smudge is in a bad mood!!

[coral token]

That's life

[brisk shard]

content is content

[bleak warren]

if Lionsgate wants him to watch it that could be really interesting

[coral token]

It doesn't go deeper

[indigo hull]

This is lionsgate we’re talking about

[bleak warren]

oh yeah i know lionsgate's rep lmao

i mean it could make for funny content

[indigo hull]

True

[coral token]

I don't even know what the movie is about

[indigo hull]

But apparently it’s something out of their back catalogue or some shit

[bleak warren]

i googled it, it seems like a typical 2010s romantic comedy

[indigo hull]

How’d it do at the Box Office?

[bleak warren]

good question

[coral token]

2 dollar and 4 cent

And 1 egg, soft boiled

[brisk shard]

yummers

i predicted the food comment

[ruby zealot]

[white aspen]

Brother what I said 5

[brisk shard]

some call me a legend

[brisk shard]

what you said... 5... indeed!

[coral token]

Bot has a spam prevention system

[white aspen]

I said ‘5’ and it told me it failed to send

[bleak warren]

ok so wikipedia says

Budget $3 million Box office $82,780 (international)

[white aspen]

But I didn’t spam 🫪

[coral token]

It's to prevent people doing spam chains

[indigo hull]

Just looked it up too

[coral token]

It's called prevention

[indigo hull]

That’s just tragic

[white aspen]

Well yes I know that

[coral token]

Lmao 82k

[white aspen]

Damn why everyone so mad today

[indigo hull]

like it couldn’t even break six figures in returns

[coral token]

Well maybe it's so bad it's good

[coral token]

Explaining to you something isn't being mad

[white aspen]

Not you 😭

[coral token]

Who is mad, kill them now

[bleak warren]

true, i can enjoy a bad movie as long as it isn't boring

[white aspen]

WHAT

I don’t think we should kill anyone guys

[coral token]

Jack and Jill is an example

[brisk shard]

missing an S

[coral token]

Of a bad movie that is entertaining

[bleak warren]

oh man, jack and jill what a shitshow

[white aspen]

I’m confused

[coral token]

So funny lmao

[white aspen]

🫩

[bleak warren]

car.

[ashen dagger]

Who are we killing

[brisk shard]

that is a reference you wont understand new member

[indigo hull]

Some guy named Franz Ferdinand

[bleak warren]

oh are we killing someone? damn it's been a minute

[white aspen]

I’m not new

[ashen dagger]

He sounds like a chud

[indigo hull]

Well he’s the reason World War 1 began so

[bleak warren]

bro named himself after a band SMH

[ashen dagger]

Yeah we're killing the moron i picked off the street in NY

[ripe burrow]

oh my god

[ruby zealot]

And the things after that

[ripe burrow]

hello

[ruby zealot]

Which I cannot legally state

[white aspen]

I’ve been in this since 2023 I just don’t talk ever in it cuz people are rude

[indigo hull]

The War to Start all Wars

[brisk shard]

well in the nicest way

ive never seen you before

and you have 120 messages

[white aspen]

Like I said

[brisk shard]

so youre newer

[white aspen]

No I just don’t talk I just said that

[brisk shard]

...

[white aspen]

😭

[ripe burrow]

uhh is everything cool here?

[brisk shard]

lets say i play season 1 of fortnite for 1 day and then never play again

and then start playing again

[white aspen]

Wow

[brisk shard]

am i an OG?

[bleak warren]

typical ragebaiter, either they'll get bored or get banned

[white aspen]

I’m not saying I’m OG I’m just not new 🫩

[brisk shard]

well that was my point basically

[ripe burrow]

alr

[indigo hull]

But what happens if both at once

[white aspen]

Gng didn’t I say something to you and you got mad and called me an ass

[ripe burrow]

you two have fun

[bleak warren]

i don't think i've seen both at once before

[white aspen]

Oh ok

[brisk shard]

Guys be careful, melly is in a bad mood!!

[onyx igloo]

Yo guys I'm black again
How is everyone?

[storm whale]

[ripe burrow]

I'm good

[indigo hull]

How the turns have tabled

[onyx igloo]

Awesome sauce ^^

[wintry temple]

Hungry.. I think I am gonna make an egg taco

[white aspen]

Gng how am I a ragebaiter I came in here to say that he has 50k likes on his video so he has to watch a movie and they got mad at me for not explaining even tho they should have just watched the video and they would know

[ruby zealot]

Hi raula you laura

[onyx igloo]

Ooo nice, have fun :D

[brisk shard]

not readin allat

[indigo hull]

Mmm, Hungary

[ruby zealot]

RAZZ

[brisk shard]

sorry it happened tho

[wintry temple]

I shall, probably gonna throw some spinach in there too

[brisk shard]

or congrats wtv

[white aspen]

You were here so you know what happened 🤷‍♀️

[ripe burrow]

yeah and i'm about to start a photography course in two days! :D

[wintry temple]

Hallo

[onyx igloo]

Hi Muppeteer Paster, the guy

[brisk shard]

what happened?

[white aspen]

Bro

[brisk shard]

i wasnt really watching

[white aspen]

Damn Jimmy get yall super fans

[onyx igloo]

Omg that's so nice!
Best luck <3

[ripe burrow]

ty :D

[brisk shard]

arent you new? youre the only fan here!

[indigo hull]

They really did name a whole ass city in France ‘Nice’

[iron wraith]

me waiting like i just didnt make another jimmy art video for next week

[white aspen]

Yes absolutely!!! 🫰🫰

[storm whale]

nothing nice about it

[brisk shard]

well im happy you agree

[indigo hull]

It was part of Italy at one point

[brisk shard]

smile face

[white aspen]

Totally

[indigo hull]

So it was Nice at one point

[brisk shard]

hmmm... you sound sarcastic...

[storm whale]

I stand corrected

[brisk shard]

must be the wind

[white aspen]

Hmm!! 🫰🫰

[iron wraith]

im that fan

[brisk shard]

wait ur mad

[brisk shard]

did i upset you? awwwww im so sowwy

dont cry pls

[white aspen]

No lol

[ruby zealot]

Hi riv

[bleak warren]

yeah you're a top fan for sure

[brisk shard]

you seem very upset

[white aspen]

I’m just going with what ur saying

[zinc frigate]

Chat I did it I found out the bird that’s made a nest in my sisters birdhouse

[white aspen]

Cuz you seem to continue going

[iron wraith]

hey puppet

[brisk shard]

im sorry melly i didnt mean to upset you

[white aspen]

So I mean let’s go with the story you believe

[brisk shard]

smudge dont ban me pls i didnt mean to bully melly

[zinc frigate]

They’re a Black-capped chickadee

[iron wraith]

heck yeah i am haha

[white aspen]

Rage baiting yikes ain’t gonna work

[indigo hull]

🍿

[bleak warren]

who

[white aspen]

She blocked me lol

[brisk shard]

uhhh yeah mate, we already established your ragebait doesnt work

[white aspen]

Or is ignoring me cuz I didn’t explain something to her so I’m an “ass”

[iron wraith]

oh wait that reply was for smudge my bad

[brisk shard]

wow ur so mad wtf

[white aspen]

Brudda 💀

[brisk shard]

hey, take a chill pill bro!

[white aspen]

Bro I’m not mad 😭

[brisk shard]

we can talk this out, deep breath in...

[indigo hull]

Insurance won’t cover it

[brisk shard]

deep breath out...

[zinc frigate]

I have no idea what is happening here
I’m busting out the popcorn maker

[iron wraith]

heck yeah i am

[brisk shard]

are you sure?

its okay to be mad sometimes!

[brisk shard]

a natural human emotion.

[indigo hull]

We live in a society

[white aspen]

WOAH

guys you can’t just spread that information on me just out of nowhere

[iron wraith]

can i make you happy?

[undone cypress]

grrrr

[iron wraith]

you know thos weird drawing that have been poping up in jimmys steams. i would be part of the cause

[brisk shard]

sorry

[undone cypress]

Mr information when he finds about people have been spreading Mrs information

[white aspen]

Lmao

[indigo hull]

Wdym Mrs? She’s not married

[undone cypress]

oh yeah glag did I tell you when my grandma asked me if I wanted to smoke weed a few days ago

[iron wraith]

i am

i love my husband

[indigo hull]

No but do tell

[bleak warren]

yooo weed granny

[undone cypress]

we were talking and she just said that out of nowhere
SHE DOESNT SMOKE BTW

[indigo hull]

im crine

[iron wraith]

me?

[bleak warren]

me?

[brisk shard]

grammy

[undone cypress]

award

[brisk shard]

WAIT DOUBLE ENTENDRE

GRAMMY LIKE GRAM

[indigo hull]

Triple Entente

[undone cypress]

yay allies

[brisk shard]

get it gram of weed

[bleak warren]

triple picante 🌶️

[brisk shard]

i just realised something

nvm no i didnt

[undone cypress]

lol

[violet crag]

Beauty and the Beast is just a fantasy-based object show

[indigo hull]

Bro thought he was enlightened

[brisk shard]

god was like "aww hell nah"

"not my prophet"

[bleak warren]

prophets making profits

[indigo hull]

RNGesus said Nuh uh

-# is that too much that’s probably too much

[brisk shard]

bar

smudge said a better bar in jimmycord than drake did in the entire tracklist of iceman

[bleak warren]

i mean

[indigo hull]

Iceman as in the X-Men character?

[bleak warren]

i don't have a high opinion of drake

[brisk shard]

probably for the best

hes a terrible person and his music is mediocre

i gave his album a try though today and

it was really lackluster at points

[coral token]

Woah caliente

Quema mucho!

[indigo hull]

English only bruh

[coral token]

That's English

[brisk shard]

he was just dissing people again, and the album had so many mediocre songs.

[bleak warren]

i'm surprised he even tries to make music anymore after Kendrick dragged him through the town square repeatedly

[coral token]

It's just that the letters are reordered

[bleak warren]

i guess the online gambling thing paid off

[brisk shard]

hes tryna diss Kendrick again sis

[bleak warren]

lmaoooo he lost that fight long ago

[brisk shard]

he dissed Kendrick and The Weeknd for some reason

even though he accepts he lost he wants a round 2 or smth

[indigo hull]

What did the Weeknd do?

Force him to come into work on a Saturday?

[brisk shard]

accidentally put a torchlight in his face, he was like, "can you stop putting those blinding lights in my face!"

...that joke was long winded, i am retiring

[outer pecan]

Wsp chat

[brisk shard]

yo

[iron wraith]

im doing leather work rn

[outer pecan]

Yo

[iron wraith]

im making buzz bands for my husband

[indigo hull]

👉 🪀

[iron wraith]

you know those really big prtective arm pieces

[lunar lily]

i broke my finger

[brisk shard]

dude Hiatus Kaiyote are so fucking good man

their music is just beautiful

[zinc frigate]

U good?

[iron wraith]

felt all this carving im doing is so killer on my pointer finger

[lunar lily]

Yeah

But it hurts a lot

[iron wraith]

keep it splinted and dont move it around even when it feels itchy

[lean crow]

Out of context, but the most annoying kind of people ive met are the people who wont use an electronic product just because it isn't apple

[lunar lily]

Thanks

[lean crow]

Like they could get some really nice good looking and working headphones but if it isn't a product made by apple they crash out and refuse to use it

[lunar lily]

I was in my friend garage and he was carrying a speaker, and then the speaker accidentally slip on his hand

[lean crow]

Did it break?

[lunar lily]

Sorry I said finger, but it broke my toe actually, I forgot that in English they are different names

[lunar lily]

Yeah

[lean crow]

Oh im sorry to hear that

[lean crow]

And to hear that

[lunar lily]

It's okay

[lean crow]

I hope you feel better and get a new speaker

[lunar lily]

He look at me like "bro are you good?"

And my face was like

[lean crow]

Damn

[violet crag]

Sometimes the electronic does that for you, stupid Apple products

[lunar lily]

Nah, that godamn speaker is fine

[white aspen]

Bals

[lean crow]

Oh atleast the speaker is good

[lean crow]

Sausage

[lunar lily]

Yup

[white aspen]

Biscuit? 💔

[lean crow]

Egg

[white aspen]

Cheese

[lunar lily]

Pineapple

[lean crow]

Bacon

[brisk shard]

maid outfit

[lean crow]

Donut

[indigo hull]

Nuclear warheads

[brisk shard]

forgot this song existed dude

[white aspen]

Bagel

[lean crow]

Muffin

[white aspen]

Cereal

[lean crow]

Tank

[violet crag]

Sourdough

[lean crow]

Milk

[white aspen]

Butter

[lean crow]

Whole wheat

[lean crow]

Yogurt

[white aspen]

Strawberries

[lean crow]

Blueberries

[violet crag]

Plums

[white aspen]

Uhhh idk

[lunar lily]

Cheetos

[white aspen]

Takis

[lean crow]

Raspberries

[lean crow]

Doritos

[lunar lily]

Doritos

[violet crag]

Gooseberries

[white aspen]

What in the flip

[lean crow]

Lays

[lunar lily]

Pringles

[lean crow]

Glove

[white aspen]

Shoot

[lunar lily]

Socks

[lean crow]

Sponge

[lunar lily]

Star

[lean crow]

Galaxy

[lunar lily]

Comet

[violet crag]

Gas

[lunar lily]

Sushi

[coral token]

ok ok that's enough

[lean crow]

Thermonuclear supermassive blackhole supernova

[lunar lily]

Why are we saying random words?

[lunar lily]

[coral token]

it's turning into spam

[violet crag]

For the funny

[indigo hull]

Sizzle, pork & mmm

[lunar lily]

Oh yes the funny

[lean crow]

Not really we are just enjoying our days

[lunar lily]

[brisk shard]

thales

totally random and unprompted questions

[lunar lily]

Buryceupi and Jimbohere

[brisk shard]

youve heard me speak right

[lean crow]

"Im floatin' 'round 4 ams chillin' out in esate kens"

[placid pewter]

dishwasher sink dimbobulous the 35th of estonia has risen from his 491840901 year slumber

[brisk shard]

woah woah

i caught that referenceeeee

[lunar lily]

Understandable sir have a great day

[lean crow]

"L- l- louis v sandals"