general

[narrow atlas]

Go to a fucking doctor

[faint tendon]

Ooohh I did have like 5 caffeinated drinks too

It’s that probably lol

[rich sentinel]

Yes yes

[lunar lily]

Put some iron in your food, here we put some iron in our beans :D

[dapper acorn]

sounds like deadly combo to me

[woven flicker]

Day n night

[indigo hull]

That shouldn’t be causing your nose to bleed like it’s a burning Kuwaiti oil well

-# Desert Storm ref

[lusty gorge]

(what what)

[dapper acorn]

kan yeast

[narrow atlas]

Yeah Yknow maybe you’re light headed, and having blurry vision because you’ve been losing blood all day, and have low iron

[woven flicker]

The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night

[narrow atlas]

Go eat something

[indigo hull]

In the weird Al version I think he changed it to lonely stoner lmao

[woven flicker]

I love that one

[faint tendon]

Ok so I have nutcracker syndrome (causes anemia), have had 45+ min nosebleeds for the past month, and had a lot of caffeine, and this is the most I’ve been active all day

[hot magnet]

Who do I need to turn Wrongside Out?

[faint tendon]

Probably that combo not to mention my adhd meds

[lusty gorge]

No one dw

[rich sentinel]

@lusty gorge are u just a guy? Just wondering if thats all you are. Asking for a friend

[hot magnet]

Alright. Just checking

[rich sentinel]

Me

[narrow atlas]

Yeah go eat something like a cookie, or some juice, go to bed, and than call your doctor in the morning, and ask what supplements work fine with your meds

[lusty gorge]

Yes
I am a just a guy

[hot magnet]

Why?

[rich sentinel]

Why not

[lusty gorge]

Dunno why a friend needs that info but sure

[indigo hull]

They’re gonna impress you into the British Navy bro

[faint tendon]

I feel edible high but like I’m typing normally so idk

[dapper acorn]

my nose is feeling stuffy I don't want ts again
yk what soup time

[rich sentinel]

Shhhh u aren't supposed to tell themmmm

[hot magnet]

Here have anesthesia. It may hurt. turns Wrongside out

[lusty gorge]

Oh fuck

[narrow atlas]

You’re not high. You’re over caffeinated, and probably have a few blood deficiencies

[lusty gorge]

Too bad for y'all I can't join the navy

[gusty island]

what js happened to the bot

[rich sentinel]

sʞuɐɥʇ ʎɐʞO

[narrow atlas]

Go eat something kinda sugary, so your body can make more blood, go to bed, and find supplements tomorrow, so your body can function properly

[rich sentinel]

Mmm sugar 🤤

[crystal cypress]

Oh man I sure do like this nice relaxing day I'm having here in jimmycord

[hot magnet]

How can you write upside down like that?

[crystal cypress]

Rotated the phone

[rich sentinel]

Im evil

[crystal cypress]

You EVIL!

[rich sentinel]

Just type upside down

[hot magnet]

Ok

[lusty gorge]

"Alexa,
...
How big is yo booty" -Coryxkenshin

[indigo hull]

💀

I know you just didn’t bro

[rich sentinel]

[rich sentinel]

Oh they did

[lusty gorge]

👁️ did

[indigo hull]

A heresy has been committed

This platform will self destruct in 49 nanoseconds

[lusty gorge]

HENNESSY?! WHERE?!

[gusty island]

iron supplements makes more blood
sugar spikes your blood glucose level

[untold dirge]

TF happened with the JimmyBot Channel?

[narrow atlas]

After looking up that syndrome you have you should definitely check your blood pressure

[bleak warren]

mistakes were made, everyone accidentally got pinged

[narrow atlas]

You need sugar for energy to make blood. There’s a reason they give you juice, and cookies after donating blood

[indigo hull]

Honestly should’ve just left it at “mistakes were made”

Perfectly sums it all up

[bleak warren]

well i could explain that much at least

[indigo hull]

Fair point

[lusty gorge]

Mark, I made a steak

[left sierra]

I has returned, and have an image of a very nicely done soft boiled egg

[indigo hull]

Mark, I found these pliers

[lusty gorge]

Mark, look at this rover

[untold dirge]

[left sierra]

Does anyone want to see my soft boiled egg?

[indigo hull]

Sure

[lusty gorge]

NAH!

[left sierra]

Alright then

[untold dirge]

I was at a Marching Band thing

[indigo hull]

Lwk kinda tranquil tonight

[lusty gorge]

🩹

[indigo hull]

Also holy fuck it’s almost midnight why am I not tired

[dark parrot]

oh shit my duolingo

[lusty gorge]

Spanish or vanish

French or off with the head

[indigo hull]

FUCK

[lusty gorge]

Dutch or ditch

[indigo hull]

beat me to it

[lusty gorge]

Spain or no more veins

[indigo hull]

Swedish or Deletish

[lusty gorge]

Japanese or break your knees

[dapper acorn]

back!

[indigo hull]

Finnish or spinach

[lusty gorge]

Britain or smitten

Egyptian or

Uhhhh

Ebola idk

[dapper acorn]

Id say German or burning but that seems really bad

[lusty gorge]

German or death is certain

[dapper acorn]

there we go

[lusty gorge]

Pokemon cries or your family I shall fry

[indigo hull]

Latin or Flatten

[dapper acorn]

we getting lost here

[lusty gorge]

/ | //
-+-
// | /_

[tired temple]

subnautica 2 almost done installing

[dapper acorn]

whoa

[lusty gorge]

At a loss for words?

[dapper acorn]

pirate writing image

[indigo hull]

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀

I’m at such a loss for words I had to go back to Hieroglyphs

[lofty sonnet]

EVERY SIXTY SECONDS IN NORTH KOREA, A MINUTE PASSES 🗣🔥

[knotty lotus]

I love eating bananas and marshmallows and cheese andd uhhh

[indigo hull]

You’re telling me, cheese grilled this?

[dark parrot]

C'est pas espagnol

wait are other language forbidden in this server, i forgor

[indigo hull]

It’s English only yeah

[dark parrot]

shit, you saw nothing

[indigo hull]

I think it’s mainly there just so the mods don’t have to translate stuff for offensive content

don’t quote me on that I could be wrong

[lofty sonnet]

FASCISM IS FASCIST 🗣🔥

[lusty gorge]

America is American

[dark parrot]

yo is it normal to huff downy unstoppables scent beads, asking for a friend

[knotty lotus]

Grill thised me cheesed?

[lusty gorge]

I inhale the scent of faded weed so nah dw

[indigo hull]

Grill me a cheese, bartender

[topaz mauve]

Bread taste better than key

[lusty gorge]

Eat to the shape of a key

[lofty sonnet]

BEER IS AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE 🗣🔥

[knotty lotus]

Shape bread into key

[indigo hull]

Eat soap

[lusty gorge]

Actually there are some beers that are Non alcoholic

[topaz mauve]

fingers crossed i can post gifs

[knotty lotus]

No

[lusty gorge]

You can post gifs if you have image perms

[topaz mauve]

i tried, it doesnt even send the link to the imbed

[indigo hull]

Not in here lol

[lusty gorge]

Oh they meant here?

[narrow atlas]

Hydra Dominatus

[indigo hull]

it’s Roma Aeterna you pleb

[lofty sonnet]

VLADIMIR PUTIN IS A RUSSIAN 🗣🔥

[lusty gorge]

Take that shit to Roblox pawn stars "best I can do is 12 robux"

Wait no wait

[narrow atlas]

It’s a warhammer thing

[lusty gorge]

I read that shit as Dominus

[lethal sierra]

Yes, I suppose this is true

[burnt merlin]

Why are we just saying random shit in large text now?

[indigo hull]

“To wait or not to wait?”

[lethal sierra]

Also may wanna stop that I think that's spam

[indigo hull]

-# lwk this guy thinks he funny

[bleak warren]

that's another timeout

[lusty gorge]

"to kill or be killed?" 🌻

[indigo hull]

You’d think a guy would learn after the first round

Apparently there’s no such thing as logic anymore

[lusty gorge]

The fuck is logic?

[indigo hull]

Idk bro

[lusty gorge]

You speaking in tongues now, Glaggle?

[bleak warren]

he is now sending me DMs with the same format as his chat messages.

🫩

[indigo hull]

omg

[lusty gorge]

This guy is like spiderman but evil
Will not give up and is most likely broke

[burnt merlin]

They must reeeaaaally find it funny

Worst bitt ever thought of but alright

[lusty gorge]

He thinks HES the clown today?
Bitch please I'm the one with a Blacephalon pfp.

[indigo hull]

We all know the best clown is the ones in Left 4 Dead 2

[lusty gorge]

I never played any left for dead games so I wouldn't know

[lethal sierra]

My shoes now turn clown shoes..

This is not what I shooes

[indigo hull]

You are missing out big time

[hot magnet]

Fart shoes

[burnt merlin]

Eeerm no, the best clown is clearly John Circus from
Idk from where

[indigo hull]

The game isn’t even the best part it’s the modding capability

[burnt merlin]

From Twitter

[lethal sierra]

Where is the exit... where is the door

[indigo hull]

It’s under the sauce

[lethal sierra]

Check out Smør's digital circus song it's peak trust me

[indigo hull]

Its after midnight for me bro I wanna sleep

[south raven]

Sending smudge some support bunnies

[lethal sierra]

So go sleep

[knotty lotus]

Send smudge support mozzarella sticks

[dark parrot]

i had a dream where i found extra mozzarella sticks in my desk drawer once

[lethal sierra]

Interesting

[south raven]

[lethal sierra]

For some reason my keyboard lags sometimes so as the typing all the letters are delayed and don't appear until a bit later

[south raven]

Bunny evolution

[bleak warren]

he got another warning and i blocked him, maybe he'll get the hint this time

[south raven]

Ah, sorry to hear you have to deal with that

[bleak warren]

it's not as bad as what was happening earlier

[south raven]

I've seen server purges before

The supposed everyone ping didn't even ping me

[bleak warren]

i'm curious, why did your bunny style change?

[south raven]

Trying out another pfp

[bleak warren]

does this one feel more you?

[knotty lotus]

It kinda looks like the looping the rooms style

[south raven]

Feels about the same because of similar design, so yeah

[knotty lotus]

Oh wait 😭

[south raven]

Yep!

[knotty lotus]

That's pretty cool

[south raven]

It's just this particular character design catches my eye, I've had pfps like this going on for years

Several variations of the original

[knotty lotus]

That's sick!

[steady drum]

@bleak warren thats sad

the everyone ping in the bot channel :/

[opaque oak]

Bunger

[knotty lotus]

That one guy is dming me too 😭

[upbeat copper]

Huh?

[opaque oak]

That one guy?

[knotty lotus]

The guy talking in all caps saying random stuff earlier

[opaque oak]

The Bingus guy?

[knotty lotus]

Yea him

[lethal sierra]

They dm'ed me too, it's just one message

Saying police officers drive police cars

[upbeat copper]

I think

He might be severely mentally chellenged

And is still learning how things connect

[opaque oak]

It goes in the square hole

[abstract flume]

Wait guys what did the bot do earlier? Did it at everyone?

[opaque oak]

Hugh did a silly and accidentally made the bot ping everyone

It became a whole thing

[lethal sierra]

From a mistake an admin did, he did that through the bot

[upbeat copper]

[abstract flume]

Awesome thanks

[bleak warren]

how many people is he dm-ing? because if he's harassing y'all I can just yeet him

[lethal sierra]

No he isn't harassing me

[knotty lotus]

I only got the one message and that's it, I just blocked him and closed dms with him

[bleak warren]

fair enough

[opaque oak]

Yeet him anyway :3

[hot musk]

Notices you

[lofty sonnet]

HANTAVIRUS IS AN ILLNESS 🗣🔥

[lethal sierra]

#rules❗

[upbeat copper]

201 messages in general...

[upbeat copper]

Please shut up

[knotty lotus]

💔

[lofty sonnet]

VEGANS DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS 🗣🔥

[autumn pendant]

is there a jump to ping feature in discord?

[upbeat copper]

Yeah it's called notifications

[autumn pendant]

well yeah but since im on the web browser they arent there

[upbeat copper]

I see

The ping got deleted anyways

[autumn pendant]

which ping

[upbeat copper]

The one in bot commands

[autumn pendant]

bots?

what was it even for lol

[upbeat copper]

It was accidental

Bot wasn't supposed to have that ability

Hugh made a whoopsie

[autumn pendant]

got the server pretty active

[lethal sierra]

Fascinating how an overlooked issue years later could cause something like this

[upbeat copper]

I guess

[autumn pendant]

well as far as a little after the ping

[upbeat copper]

Sleeper agent ahh moment in the jimmycord

[lofty sonnet]

WOMAN IS AN EXAMPLE OF A GENDER IDENTITY 🗣🔥

[upbeat copper]

This should be considered spam

[lethal sierra]

Probably is

Got muted twice

[bleak warren]

3 times now

[upbeat copper]

Three strikes and you're out fr

[lethal sierra]

I tried guiding him to the rules cuz I figured he's new and didn't read them but he just continued

[upbeat copper]

My tummy hurts

[bleak warren]

he has 6 strikes and he's been here over two months

[autumn pendant]

my card declined for subnatica 2

[lethal sierra]

I think he just might need to be banned at this point :/

[autumn pendant]

shucks

[bleak warren]

I think he just doesn't care about the rules

[lethal sierra]

Good lord 2 away already

[upbeat copper]

How many before he gets banned? 🥀

[bleak warren]

8, or I can just go ahead and yeet him the next time since he clearly doesn't care

[south raven]

[upbeat copper]

W smudge

[upbeat copper]

Blows up pancakes with mind

[south raven]

Dang you got me

[upbeat copper]

[south raven]

What should I put on my head now

[upbeat copper]

Shoe

[autumn pendant]

mmm i see

[south raven]

Very stylish

[upbeat copper]

Like the song un poco loco suggests

[autumn pendant]

impact frames in real life would go hard

imagine swatting a fly and you get 30 impact frames

[upbeat copper]

Real...

[south raven]

[opaque oak]

Send him to the Gulag

[upbeat copper]

[south raven]

I think my profile is quite nice

[upbeat copper]

Why no bnuy

[south raven]

it might be hard to see but they have bunny ears

[upbeat copper]

Ohhh

My hunger has been sated

[south raven]

Every time

[upbeat copper]

You can't be fully eated so if I eat you you don't get eated and I can be full

So smart...

[south raven]

Also is still my custom status

[upbeat copper]

No thank you I'm full

[south raven]

This will never change

[upbeat copper]

[south raven]

Why is strawberry milk literally the best beverage in the universe

[upbeat copper]

OI IM STRAWBERRY

[opaque oak]

How do you milk a strawberry

[upbeat copper]

The consuming thing can only go one way

[south raven]

Wha? But milk is really good

[upbeat copper]

Strawberry cows

I'm a strawberry cow dragon

[opaque oak]

You telling me there’s almond cows?

[south raven]

Likely

[upbeat copper]

Yeah Scottish highland cows

Man.

I could really go for a beer rn

Meh I don't feel like walking up to the shady gas station that doesn't check my id

Probably because I'm so tall now that I think about it...

[jade scroll]

Did the bot ping everyone?

[bleak warren]

yep

[quaint zinc]

Yo chat

[lofty sonnet]

[Insert a nearly controversial statement that just barely doesn't break the rules here] 🗣🔥

[INSERT A STATEMENT THAT IS SHOCKING HERE] 🗣🔥

[lethal sierra]

Whats up

[bleak warren]

welp, he's gone

[opaque oak]

It say he still here

Now it say gone

[lethal sierra]

I still see his messages

Usually they all dissapear when someone gets banned

[bleak warren]

I didn't remove them

there's an option to do that, I didn't use it

[lethal sierra]

Oh I thought it just did that automatically

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪 🍪

Smoodge guess wut

[bleak warren]

wut

[dreamy knoll]

500 frogs

[lethal sierra]

55 burgers and 55 fries

[dreamy knoll]

No xav

[bleak warren]

borger....

[lethal sierra]

5 whoppers... and 5 more whoppers

[dreamy knoll]

Damn gib

[zinc frigate]

Wow I come down and see my dads show
WOW THEY REALLY HAD TO JUST DO THAT DID THEY

NOBODY CAN BE HAPPY I GUESS

[lethal sierra]

What happened

[zinc frigate]

Its a cop show and there was a pregnant lady, car accident on the way to the hospital the husband in the car died

[lethal sierra]

Oh damn

[zinc frigate]

Because like
Nobody can be happy in these shows they always gotta be goin through something

Would it kill them to make a character just have a happy life

[dusk trout]

Who keep giving me the pregnant man emoji in the jimmy bot chat?

[wild granite]

Sandwich

[dusk trout]

I keep waking up to the ping

[lethal sierra]

My mom loves watching those shows, can't tell you how many times I heard the theme to NCIS or Hawaii 5'0

[dusk trout]

It amlost midnight

[wild granite]

Can i have sandwich

[plucky garden]

Nuh uh

[wild granite]

Sandwich

[dusk trout]

Maybe....do you have a good hat?

[dusk trout]

Different time zone buddy

It call science

[zinc frigate]

Cop shows are cool but why do they always have the most ridiculous plots or have to make the characters depressed because of shit

If a character goes into the show having a happy life yeah that’s not staying

[plucky garden]

I totally didn't know about the existence of timezones

[lethal sierra]

Guess it's to be expected in a dramatic show like that

[dusk trout]

[lethal sierra]

911 especially has those ridiculous plots

[dusk trout]

What? It basic science

[plucky garden]

And that's called sarcasm

[zinc frigate]

I do get the drama but DAMN LIKE THE GUY WAS COMPLETELY FINE UNTIL NAM DEAD

[lethal sierra]

The literal pilot has an emergency with a shark in the middle of the road

[dusk trout]

Oh...

[plucky garden]

Now I'm gonna disappear for the next 13 hours

[kind skiff]

118 brace for impact ☄️

[opaque oak]

**Ordinary! You got me chasing the clouds!**🎵

Stupid ass fucking show

[dusk trout]

Watch your language

[opaque oak]

Fuck no

[dusk trout]

Aww

[opaque oak]

The Rookie is good though I will not be listening to Rookie hate

[lethal sierra]

Have you ever watched The Pitt that show was really good

[dusk trout]

[lethal sierra]

Alot of ppl say it's pretty realistic

[narrow atlas]

Fuck the realization just hit me

[zinc frigate]

Fr??? THEY RECORDED ME THERE???

[narrow atlas]

I only got about month left until I’m a grown ass man

Yuck

[dense dust]

Hello

[zinc frigate]

My parents have been lol, not me

[woven flicker]

Hello

[dense dust]

Hru?

[coral tulip]

[lethal sierra]

Usually I'm not into medical dramas but The Pitt might be my favorite tbh

[woven flicker]

Bat

[zinc frigate]

But like the cop show about a random ass girl who’s somehow insane at detecting things, or how most of them are insanely perceptive for no reason

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[dreamy knoll]

Have u watched the rookie?

[coral tulip]

Hai

[zinc frigate]

Cute pfp

[dense dust]

Thanks

[zinc frigate]

Maybe an episode but

My dad had Trent or will Trent on

[coral tulip]

Its not a medical drama but i really like bones because dr brennan is very autistic coded

[dreamy knoll]

Damn

[dreamy knoll]

Thats it making u watch dr house

[coral tulip]

I have watched that

i just havent rewatched it on my own so i have gaps in the storyline

[dreamy knoll]

Or the one that has the i am a surgion meme

[coral tulip]

Ew no i hate that show

[dreamy knoll]

Im evil so we gonna watch it

[zinc frigate]

I don’t watch tv but I get glimpses of

[coral tulip]

[dreamy knoll]

Same

[coral tulip]

I mostly watch animated media, its hard for me to get into live action stuff

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehehe jkjk we watching breaking bad

[lethal sierra]

What is your favorite?

[coral tulip]

Twilight, Bones, Hellboy, and my name is earl
Are some among the few live action media i enjoy

[zinc frigate]

Well I watch some Pokemon horizons stuff sometimes but like idk I don’t watch main tv stuff

[whole needle]

👀

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro imma give u a pokemon plushie

[zinc frigate]

Which one tho

[dreamy knoll]

Either a eeveelution or slowpoke

[coral tulip]

Live action movie is twilight (autism) , live action tv show is bones
Animated movie is the last unicorn
Animated show is a tie between dbz and avatar the last airbender i think

[zinc frigate]

Hell yeah

[coral tulip]

I am so autistic about the twilight saga

[lethal sierra]

I haven't seen my name is earl, it was recommended to me after watching Malcolm in the Middle. Maybe I'll consider that show.

[dreamy knoll]

A big one so imma have to pay a bit for it to get shipped

[coral tulip]

I grew up watching it so i have a soft spot for it

[zinc frigate]

Now that’s too far I’m sending you sylveon then

[dreamy knoll]

U got the heck family one and even young sheldon is a gud one

[dreamy knoll]

Omg u sending me estrogen

[coral tulip]

I also really like aquateen hungerforce

[zinc frigate]

[coral tulip]

I need to make a list of movies and shows i like

[dreamy knoll]

Imma return the favour and giving u a big gengar plush if eb has them still

[dense dust]

I didn’t expect stuff to be this dead

[dreamy knoll]

Have u seen breaking bad??

[lethal sierra]

Wdym

[zinc frigate]

Just send a haunter, it’ll be a gengar when it gets here

[dense dust]

I thought this server would be more active

[lethal sierra]

I have, and better call saul, love those shows

[zinc frigate]

It’s nearly midnight in the US, people be asleep

[coral tulip]

Naw, it doesn’t interest me much, i think some of the scenes out of context are funny tho

[dreamy knoll]

Its like peak night time for merica

[dense dust]

Right

[dreamy knoll]

Thats it if u see a pizza on your roof that was me

[dense dust]

I should check the time more often

[coral tulip]

I know about that

[dreamy knoll]

People keep asking whats next for that universe (its done)

[zinc frigate]

It’s the time where the people in the UK are asleep, and the people who have decent fucking sleep schedules are asleep too

[dreamy knoll]

Ik but im talking irl

[coral tulip]

2 of my exes really liked breaking bad so i just kinda listened to them yap over and over about it

Thats kind of part of why i dont watch it 😭

[dreamy knoll]

Nah imma get ya a lego set just to be silly

[lethal sierra]

I managed to go through those shows with almost no spoilers except one in specific

[dreamy knoll]

Nice

[dreamy knoll]

Awwwww its a gud show

[coral tulip]

Negative connotations will make it damn near impossible for me to enjoy things

[zinc frigate]

Not me tho my sleep schedule is destroyed

[dreamy knoll]

Whats a sleep schedule

[zinc frigate]

Idk a thing that people apparently have?
I wouldn’t know

[coral tulip]

Oh my god one of them was obsessed with the michael bay transformers movies and one time got upset because i didnt want to hear them talk about it while i was trying to sleep because i was graduating the next day 😭

[dreamy knoll]

Making u watch the office

[zinc frigate]

I forgot I didn’t clean up the floor in my room fully, mess is still there

[coral tulip]

My sleep schedule ENTIRELY depends on my work schedule

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah idk sleep seems overrates

[pure trellis]

What happened to the bot channel

[lethal sierra]

I have a dunder Mifflin shirt

[coral tulip]

My brother used to watch that every day over and over

[zinc frigate]

I’m gonna be so real, I almost skipped graduation to play Zelda tears of the kingdom, or snuck it in to play while it was happening

[dreamy knoll]

Mhm

[zinc frigate]

The bot rebelled and everyone pinged before the admins sniped it, was a whole thing

[dreamy knoll]

I was talking about the british one not the gud one

[coral tulip]

I was proud because i graduated a year early so it was a big deal to both me and my family

[coral tulip]

Oh….

[pure trellis]

Oh

[lethal sierra]

Wait I just realised I don't have you as a friend

[dreamy knoll]

Who?

[zinc frigate]

Everyone thinks I graduated a year early but I’m just stupid and started early. But congrats to you smart bean

[lethal sierra]

You

[dreamy knoll]

Oh bleh

[coral tulip]

I hated not being able to do anything other than sit in silence in the hall while we were waiting to walk the stage

“No phones allowed”

[dreamy knoll]

My graduation was weird

[coral tulip]

I just hated high school so much i crammed my junior year and senior year into one year since i had highschool credits in middle school and my career pathway was 3 years

[dreamy knoll]

I got a free dinner and a gift and that was it

[coral tulip]

And to graduate at my school you had to successfully complete and pass your career pathway

[lethal sierra]

Can I add u?

[coral tulip]

I also had to apply to get into that school 😭

I hated that place sooo much
I wish i never went

[zinc frigate]

I had diabetes and my stuff for it on my phone so teachers couldn’t do shit about me having mine, and I had access to the staff WiFi too

[thorn locust]

it is a miracle i actually graduated

[coral tulip]

Why did i go to a high school devoid of an arts program </3

[coral tulip]

Same

[zinc frigate]

And gonna be honest I did not take as much advantage of that as I should have

[coral tulip]

I was ranked like in the lowest 15 gpas in my class 💀

Thats what i get for going to a prestigious school for no fuckin reason

[zinc frigate]

You weren’t smarter than everyone, you were just stupid faster

I was stupid slower tho dw

[coral tulip]

Its crazy that it is a prestigious school now

[coral tulip]

I just didnt care about getting As anymore, and also i got diagnosed with autism in my freshman year and they were like “you your brain doesnt process shit right”

[zinc frigate]

How my school wasn’t the lowest ranked in the cosmos is insane
Very booksmart people who probably took “use their head” literally for solving problems

[zinc frigate]

I don’t know if I ever cared about As ngl, probably because I was never getting them

[coral tulip]

so if not for the processing portion of my iq test i would apparently have a genius level iq (iq is bullshit)

[zinc frigate]

If I didn’t have my mom I would likely just be graduating now

Because missing assignments

[coral tulip]

Mine was like within the top 5 high schools in Georgia apparently 💀

No one there was happy

[zinc frigate]

Iq doesn’t factor in most forms of intelligence, and is usually a meaningless number besides people saying “erm well my iq was 150”

[coral tulip]

Multimillion dollar classrooms just for teachers to make kids cry

[coral tulip]

EXACTLYYY

[zinc frigate]

damn
Mine was just good enough to have the governor sign an education bill outside
And have a kid be arrested (I think) for threatening said governor

[coral tulip]

My pattern recognition is extremely heightened and my long term memory is INSANE, but math confuses me

[zinc frigate]

I mean the school was literally built in the shell of a Home Depot. Literally. The gym roof still looked like it too

[zinc frigate]

[coral tulip]

Something similar happened at my school im not even joking

[zinc frigate]

The gardening section was the playground. With a giant spinning pyramid of death for some reason

[coral tulip]

He was touring the school and some kid tried to throw something at him and the kid was escorted out of the building and expelled iirc

[quiet basalt]

It’s a canon event

[coral tulip]

We had no arts program or sports, or anything like that

[zinc frigate]

Oh mine made a vaguely threatening comment and reached into his bag

[quiet basalt]

I’d say what happened at my high school but it’s actually like.. kinda exposing of where exactly I live

[coral tulip]

Our gym was almost purely for assemblies

[zinc frigate]

We had soccer and basketball and both teams SUCKED

[quiet basalt]

How have you been clover

[coral tulip]

We had the fuckin walmart basket ball hoops and that was pretty much it

[coral tulip]

Im so exhausted, work has been absolutely killing me lately

[coral tulip]

And robotics club

[zinc frigate]

Mine just had the whole ass Walmart down the road

[coral tulip]

I had to ride 4 busses on the daily instead of 2

[olive flicker]

[zinc frigate]

Which btw was so bad people would cut through the middleman parking lot and exit out the Walmart. Which was another repurposed building for AEROSPACE ENGINEERS

[quiet basalt]

Yeesh.. kinda the same here

[zinc frigate]

That I have video of someone doing donuts in

[quiet basalt]

Yall won’t believe it, but my store today just broke a company record for amount of product sold in a single day.

[zinc frigate]

Just like the video I got of my high school history teacher singing all star

[quiet basalt]

Which is absurd.

[coral tulip]

The school was county wide so whatever school you were zoned for would pick you up on the bus, and then our schools bus drivers would meet us at our base school and take us to school

[zinc frigate]

Congrats

[quiet basalt]

Thanks but I’m cooked

[coral tulip]

And in the afternoon we would do the same but in reverse

[quiet basalt]

I’m so fucking tired

[zinc frigate]

Sleep you deserve the rest

[quiet basalt]

I have things I must do first…

[zinc frigate]

Real

[quiet basalt]

And no they cannot wait

[zinc frigate]

Also kinda real idk I’ll just trip and die on the mess on my floor

[coral tulip]

Our sales are way way up in my department at work which means they want us to keep up the pace and its damn near impossible because im doing most of the work that isnt manager duties

[zinc frigate]

I am afraid of my work tomorrow

Birthday party night ⛈️

[quiet basalt]

Yours?

[coral tulip]

Like wdym i have to slice at least like 30 pounds of meats and cheeses per day, swap out all the salads in the salad case, get the hot bar set up, keep it full, cook the rotisserie chickens, take care of customers and make 22 sandwiches all within 6 hours

[dense dust]

Bleh :p

[soft grove]

I honestly only joined because I saw the emoji

[zinc frigate]

Not mine obviously, but I’m working it. It’s gonna be me basically managing 20 KIDS AND KEEPING THEM FROM BURNING THE PLACE DOWN

[coral tulip]

I cook hundreds of pieces of chicken at work on the DAILY
Im so tired

[quiet basalt]

We may work at the same chain.

That’s kinda funny

Not like same store

But you get me

[blissful oar]

iq is the best indicator of intelligence we got

it's not a measurement for how successful or useful a person is, but it's not meaningless either

[coral tulip]

I started crying at work today because i was behind on getting out of work and i just wanted to go home and my coworkers made me go home because i was so stressed

[coral tulip]

Theres forms of intelligence IQ doesnt measure

[blissful oar]

yeah that's true

[quiet basalt]

.. yes, because.. that’s what intelligence is measured by, exclusively.

[zinc frigate]

Nah, it’s just memorization based. Also what does an IQ number really do out in the world

[coral tulip]

I work at a kroger brand company

[quiet basalt]

Kroger owns chicken shops? Damn

[blissful oar]

afaik that's not just what IQ measures

[quiet basalt]

Nevermind

[coral tulip]

I work in the deli

[quiet basalt]

Didn’t know they had yall doin all that

[zinc frigate]

It’s what’s primarily used in most of the US education system, idk never had my iq tested it’d be like 2 tho

[blissful oar]

you can disagree with me but the way I define intelligence is the ability to solve problems as efficiently as possible, and from the IQ tests I've taken they seem to be about that

[coral tulip]

Yep 💀

[blissful oar]

I would say having a high IQ doesn't mean you're going to be an amazing person, but having very low IQ really does limit how much you can do in life basically

[coral tulip]

Today i put away 12 50 pound boxes of chicken in a walk in fridge i could hardly fit into because its so small that having the truck load in shopping carts blocked the whole walk in

[zinc frigate]

Is it really about problem solving? If it was then why are people with high iqs unable to solve tons of big issues.
I beat the water temple with using a guide (mostly) but does that mean I have a high iq

[quiet basalt]

Well, given how Shakira has a similar IQ to Albert Einstein? It takes a lot more than being a problem solver to be considered high IQ, and it’s very vague in how it measures intelligence.

It just is a quantifiable number

[blissful oar]

I was just gonna say, the way I see it, it's a way to measure how potentially intelligent someone is, not necessarily if they will use that intelligence for the betterment of mankind

[quiet basalt]

The best benchmarks we have measure tendency and preference, alongside trends and habits to see what a person might do with their life.

[blissful oar]

matter of fact they could be extremely intelligent and do the exact opposite, it's not unheard of that heinous criminals have been very intelligent

[zinc frigate]

And iq numbers are just numbers, people with any number can just get anywhere. Plus there will never be a genuinely accurate way to test intelligence since I don’t think most humans even know what intelligence truly is

[quiet basalt]

It’s not even a numerical score anymore

[coral tulip]

And iq only measures intelligence in one situation and one environment, say for autistic people, we arent gonna be able to process things as well if were anxious or overwhelmed so it might skew the results very harshly

[zinc frigate]

You can have a high number and do stupid shit, or a low number and do smart shit

[blissful oar]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooot really

like generally yes but someone with like 50IQ is not gonna ever be able to be a good mathematician for example

it doesn't make them an inferior person or whatever but they're pretty restricted in areas like that

[zinc frigate]

Who the fuck is genuinely going into be a mathematician

[quiet basalt]

Not necessarily

[blissful oar]

it was an example

[coral tulip]

Math is only one section of an iq test,
They could ONLY be good at math

[zinc frigate]

But wasn’t Albert Einstein number low?

[quiet basalt]

Nah he was like 160+

[blissful oar]

didn't I go low enough with 50IQ or something? like do you understand what 50IQ entails?

[coral tulip]

Its a very generalized measure of someones processing and reasoning

[blissful oar]

I would consider it like, borderline a disability

[zinc frigate]

Wow I was way off

[quiet basalt]

Einstein is actually, functionally, one of the smartest people of our century, let alone his generation.

It’s insane.

[zinc frigate]

Was gonna make a point but damn apparently my 2iq is showing here I should do research first

[coral tulip]

The point is someone can be disabled in one field and be extremely intelligent in another and with that being said labeling them as one or the other based on that number isnt necessarily super straightforward

[quiet basalt]

Check out Joey Moss.

[quiet basalt]

He’s a great example. He had Down syndrome, but was more successful than most of us will ever be in our lifetimes.

[blissful oar]

well there is no all-encompasing term for anything, this is why I like words to mean specific things and I don't generally like spectrums for example

[blissful oar]

people try to and this is why a lot of words mean basically nothing now btw

[quiet basalt]

Well that’s a damn shame because spectrums are the only way to actually encompass everybody

[blissful oar]

everything gets abstract and very loose and I don't like that personally

[quiet basalt]

Words still have a lot of meaning

[coral tulip]

Like with me, i have a very low score in processing speed and problem solving but i still have a high iq because i have extremely good memory and pattern recognition

[quiet basalt]

I do this on a day to day basis

[blissful oar]

it's not a very useful way of using language imo

I don't enjoy idk going to the store and having to have so phylosophical journey to understand what the cashier exactly means when she ultimately wants me to pay 5 bucks for some bread or whatever (hyperbolic example)

[quiet basalt]

The best way I can possibly explain it is this

Our entire society is built off of made up ideas.

[blissful oar]

I just wanna go to the store, buy a loaf of bread for a reasonable price and that's it

[blissful oar]

I would disagree with this, I'd say it's interpretations of reality and generally speaking for most things people have like a 99% similar interpretations of things

[quiet basalt]

Those made up ideas have stuck for quite some time, yes.
But ultimately, everything is imaginary. They are not even standard across US state to US state.

What one culture finds nice and welcoming, another finds offensive or upsetting.

[blissful oar]

and so it's useful for a society to use those widespread interpretations as a way to understand things, not necessarily because they're 100% true and completely factually correct or whatever, just because they're useful to humanity's ends

[quiet basalt]

This shows that the world is a very vague, abstract place

[drowsy bridge]

My best friend

Don’t diss my homie Hadriel like that😭

[quiet basalt]

It is not a stretch to, say, call language inconsistent.

[coral tulip]

Thats pretty much just having an idea and having people agree with it tho

[zinc frigate]

Sorry I just hate math

[blissful oar]

no matter how hard I try I'm gonna not be able to convince the vast majority of people that, say, the sky is red

[quiet basalt]

Yes, it lets us have a conversation, but I cannot convey some specific ideas because my language doesn’t have the word for it.

[coral tulip]

Thats part of why its so difficult to learn a different language sometimes

[quiet basalt]

The only real truths in life are math and gravity.

[blissful oar]

for me language serves primarily as a way of humans to understand each other and exchange information effectively, and second to describe anything that's actually real

[coral tulip]

No bro, its built off of the idea that the sky is a color, we call the color blue so the sky is blue, the idea of red already exists, you build onto ideas, like describing the sky as “light blue”

[blissful oar]

both are important, but actually making words comprehensible is more important

[zinc frigate]

And me sneaking into your house to steal your cheese

[coral tulip]

And if someone is never taught that the sky is “blue”
Tell them its red and thats what they know

[quiet basalt]

My address was scrubbed from every database.. how did you find me

[blissful oar]

this is not going to convince most people

[zinc frigate]

I have my methods now GIMME THE CHEESE

[coral tulip]

Thats not the point?

[blissful oar]

and even if you did, all you did was just make the sky more difficult to understand for the average person, the way I see it

[quiet basalt]

Yeah but let’s say we call blue red and red blue

Suddenly it’s a lot more reasonable

And possible. Because you could just.. not teach people about color.

[blissful oar]

it is if everyone just forgets what red and blue are

[zinc frigate]

We’ve already been convinced the sky is blue, you’ve been told that idea

[quiet basalt]

Pretty common tactic for indoctrination.

[blissful oar]

I don't like the framing of "being convinced", it's not like we are SO different that to each and every one of us, the sky means something completely different

[coral tulip]

An idea is legit just thinking something and going “hey this should be a thing, is it?”
Someone had the idea to call it blue so now we call that color blue and therefore, the sky is blue

[blissful oar]

I for example could not care if absolutely everyone around me said the sky is red, I would look up and see that it's not

I would probably assume something is wrong with ME in that case though

[zinc frigate]

It is different for every person, every person thinks of and sees something different. Hell humans likely don’t even see colors in the exact same way

[coral tulip]

And you have to teach children and people these things, but youre gonna teach a baby the color blue, and then go “the sky is blue” and then theyll build the connection between “this color is blue which means the sky is blue”

[blissful oar]

this is true to some extent but it's not so much that it's completely different for every person

it can vary but to an extent, and I don't think it's worth making most of your language incomprehensible to try to accomodate that

[quiet basalt]

We biologically do not.

[blissful oar]

this is coming from someone that loves understanding and following the brain process that leads to people doing certain things

[quiet basalt]

Even people who are not colorblind are usually unable to tell different shades of colors apart

[zinc frigate]

Or do we?

Idk lmao

I’m stupid

[quiet basalt]

But this is a measurable trend

[blissful oar]

I feel like we've all gone through this process of disregarding certain traditions because we think we can do better because we think we understand things better

[coral tulip]

Im goin to bed

[quiet basalt]

I think like.. 50 ish percent of men can’t distinguish color shades properly, and another 40 ish % of women can’t.
Now, this can be rectified with training, but still.

[coral tulip]

Traditions are meant to be made and changed

[blissful oar]

it's not really a bad thing, it's probably pretty normal, and it's not like I'm saying all traditions are good, many are bad, but I feel like generally speaking traditions exist for a good reason and if changed, it should be done cautiously

[quiet basalt]

I dunno, eyes are genuinely some of the most fucked up organs of all time

The amount of things that can be wrong with them is immeasurable

And it’s kinda crazy that our best solution is still “mmm… piece of glass.”

Or.. you know.. million dollar surgery.

[blissful oar]

I feel like what actually matters about information is that which is useful to humanity, though I'm not opposed to having different and/or deeper levels of understanding of things

for example let's say I wanna buy a coffee mug

I could write, basically forever, about what a coffee mug is, from every possible angle, try to imagine every philosopher in history's understanding of a coffee mug, I could analyze it down to the molecular level...

but at the end of the day, what I truly care about the coffee mug is things that are pretty obvious, such as: can it hold liquid, is it comfortable to hold even if it's holding a hot liquid, is it made of a material that's going to make the liquid kill me....

is it reasonably priced, how long can I expect it to last.... that's what's ACTUALLY important

[woven flicker]

Death of chat

[proper crest]

There was some English extension style analysis earlier what the fuck

[quiet basalt]

Yeah I dunno what that was about

I kinda just clocked out

[proper crest]

Hm

[narrow atlas]

I love blasting my music full volume, but lowkey every time I have my headset on both ears my mind starts playing tricks on me

[proper crest]

Yea- what’s that about anyway

[woven flicker]

Goose Geese Emden

[proper crest]

Emden?

Hello Omar :)

[zinc frigate]

Welp damn i finished an hour long video.

[narrow atlas]

Probably the lack of environmental awareness due to the headset causing slight paranoia

[proper crest]

True

[narrow atlas]

I also like to think it’s cause I can hear my thoughts very vividly

[sturdy palm]

Congratulations!

[zinc frigate]

All I gotta say is bowser should stick to fighting Mario and not Odysseus

[olive flicker]

Mario Odysseyus

[steady owl]

Subnautica 2 is fucking scary

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[steady owl]

My PDA just randomly said ||“You are being hunted.”||

[proper crest]

We said hello ):

[steady owl]

And I got attacked IMMEDIATELY afterwards

[woven flicker]

||Let the hunt begin||

[woven flicker]

Hru

[narrow atlas]

Have you seen the void dweller?

[proper crest]

Happy happy
We have antidepressants so we happy happy

[narrow atlas]

I haven’t progressed too far since my friend got off early, so I spent hours doing base management

[woven flicker]

Wonderful

[narrow atlas]

I did see a video of the void dweller tho, and it was fascinating

[steady owl]

Nope every time I’ve seen a sharp drop I’ve just avoided it

[narrow atlas]

Same lol

[steady owl]

I don’t even know what it looks like

[woven flicker]

I must rest

[narrow atlas]

My friend did try swimming to the tree, but stopped at the big wall saying “in development. do not enter”

[steady owl]

I’m going in completely blind on everything except the Collector Leviathan, since that was in the trailer I think

[narrow atlas]

That, and those like giant closing mouth things yeah

My only spoiler was the void leviathan

But honestly I don’t mind that one since I have 0 intentions on ever going to the void

[steady owl]

I fucking hate ||Nibbler Mangos||. They’re not too dangerous, they’re just annoying and get in my way

[past hazel]

What the hell happened in the bot channel LMAO

[steady owl]

I’m taking breaks in between sessions so I don’t get burnt out

[narrow atlas]

They do no damage tho. You really can just ignore them

They’re also kinda cute

[steady owl]

Bot @ pinged everyone and people started bombing that channel I think

[past hazel]

Oh!

[proper crest]

Ah

[past hazel]

Well that's... fun LOL

[steady owl]

True. My cat is kinda like one. His name is Mango and he nibbles me for some reason

[narrow atlas]

My cats name is Aurora because my sister was pitching names for her, and she said Aurora as I was playing Subnautica 1

Naturally this means my cat is doomed to explode

[steady owl]

Explosion

[narrow atlas]

I love the little “anomalies” around the map that are just little Easter eggs the devs made

[jovial saddle]

I'm back.

[quiet basalt]

Happy

[zinc frigate]

I so gotta update that sticker, before June too

[jovial saddle]

Is that a empire?

[zinc frigate]

Reminder no role play

[jovial saddle]

Who?

[zinc frigate]

You

[jovial saddle]

Me?

[dreamy knoll]

Goat

[lusty gorge]

Chat

It's 4am, chat.

Still haven't slept.

[rancid goblet]

No its 10 AM

Youre lying

[zinc frigate]

You
Sleep
Now

[lusty gorge]

That vanilla latte fucked me up

[languid frigate]

Welcome to the club

[lusty gorge]

I will try

I feel high rn

No thoughts
Just joy
And extremely tired

[zinc frigate]

[languid frigate]

Real

[proper crest]

Sleeb
But joy
Hm

[dreamy knoll]

Hru hydro

[lusty gorge]

Pro of sleeping: energy
Con of sleeping: 2 hours of energy for school

[zinc frigate]

Pain
My nose itches but if I scratch it, it’ll bleed more
Hbu

[proper crest]

):

[zinc frigate]

2 hours is more than nothing

[lusty gorge]

Oof
Get better soon

[zinc frigate]

It’ll heal dw
Never said the blood was from inside

Just itches and hurts

[proper crest]

Con:Lack of whimsy

[lusty gorge]

True
Still tho
Get better

[lusty gorge]

When I wake up tmrw, chill me will be replaced with annoying me

So get ready and gn

[zinc frigate]

I should lol

[dreamy knoll]

Eh bored

[proper crest]

Whimsy you must
Go frolic in the woods and drink caffeine

[zinc frigate]

I’m just scared cuz I know a shower is gonna sting. I mean I’ve made it through worse but still

[proper crest]

Shower not sting
What happan

We had wound and it not sting
What happened

[iron wraith]

What the heck happened in the Jimmy bot?

I kept seeing that it @ everyone ?

Like how did it do that?

[stark onyx]

Your skin super dry or something? :(

[zinc frigate]

Nah, dog bit my nose after I probably startled her, or picked her up too roughly

[stark onyx]

Ohh...

[zinc frigate]

The uprising has begun, run

[dreamy knoll]

U should shower it will suck but u gotta

[dreamy knoll]

Nah thats next week

[stark onyx]

Hope you heal quickly!

[zinc frigate]

Jimmy bot uprising has begun Veemo, it will destroy us all

[ruby zealot]

🌊

[dreamy knoll]

Nah ill live

[burnt merlin]

The bot got fed up with people pinging it and asking random questions like it's a customer support ai

[ruby zealot]

lmao

[upbeat copper]

I use the jimmyhere bot dms as my venting dms, he probably got sick of me 🥀

[drowsy bridge]

I have a presentation tomorrow about cooking but I didn’t get to actually cook so the presentation is frying me 😭

I just put the ingredients in the pan and stuff but they’re still in the packaging

[drowsy bridge]

[slender goblet]

jimmyhere ytps are literally some of the funniest things I’ve seen

[zinc frigate]

[ruby zealot]

THEN COOK RIGHT NOW

MAKE IT

[tropic grail]

Hi chat

[ruby zealot]

hi

[proper crest]

This is great
We are like in a manic state or smth idk we feel great and like free
And gosh it’s wonderful

[ruby zealot]

i crave for the p ranking of 2-4 in violent difficulty

[proper crest]

Yuh

[drowsy bridge]

It’s like 11 Pm

The presentation is just giving background information on our food

[rigid hollow]

the easiest ever?

[quaint zinc]

Hru man

[languid grove]

Hey guys, what the fuck happened

[ripe burrow]

Idk

Just came here

Also hi

[dry rock]

Am I missing smth

[proper crest]

Yes

[languid grove]

Apparently the bot was pinging everyone

But like, why??

[dry rock]

THALES

[languid grove]

Of course it was Thales

[dry rock]

BAN THE BOT AGAIN

[zinc frigate]

Nah Hugh did it by mistake

You missed minute long slowmode and such

One ping happens and everyone devolves into chaos

[dry rock]

I got that shit turned off

[proper crest]

The channel is locked now :3

[zinc frigate]

I don’t think the ping even went through for me I just showed up near the tail end of the chaos

[iron wraith]

Crazy haha

[ruby zealot]

riv

[zinc frigate]

Run

[ripe burrow]

guys i have an idea

i am a photographer so my new pfp could be one of my favorite shots

problem solved

BUT OF COURSE DISCORD DOESN'T APPROVE THIS

😭

[twin lake]

[brisk shard]

I heard people got pinged by the bot, but i had no notification at all

They left me out smh

[edgy lynx]

Peanut butter

[iron wraith]

Lolz hi puppet

[iron wraith]

Nah ill be okay i always say thank you to my Google assistant

[ruby zealot]

[unreal kiln]

Show of hands who here has never had rice

[daring halo]

I am eating rice right now

[iron wraith]

Mmmmn

🍙

[daring halo]

Monday, rice.. Tuesday, rice.. Wednesday, rice.. everyday... rice...

[iron wraith]

I remember when my husband made a whole buffet of Asian food. I have the pics if yall wanna see

[daring halo]

ooo

[iron wraith]

Ill post them rn

[ripe burrow]

are you cutting?

[unreal kiln]

Cuz yesterday I learned that not one but two of my friends have never even tasted rice

[ripe burrow]

crazy

[unreal kiln]

Was wondering if that was normal

[iron wraith]

Its in #food

[iron wraith]

Really, not even from like a Asian restaurant, once?

[unreal kiln]

Nah

[iron wraith]

Crazy

But funny enough i did have one friend who's also never had rice

[daring halo]

I'm just asian

also for a split second I thought cutting in another way and I was like 😨 .. but anyways

[unreal kiln]

Boy

[iron wraith]

Thats cuz his family was like super into Italian foods

[iron wraith]

Nah just the diet term of that word. Thank god

[daring halo]

crazy but

probably normal?! I guess

[unreal kiln]

Is it???

[brisk shard]

Rice is one of the most popular foods, so that is pretty weird

[iron wraith]

[daring halo]

Like I can believe that some western peeps would've never tasted rice

[daring halo]

yeahh

[unreal kiln]

I don't think there's been a day of my life that I've eaten and it didn't include rice or rice noodles

[daring halo]

oo

I guess the weirdness of it depends on where they live or lived

[unreal kiln]

And so it lowk shook me cuz these are like normal people

[daring halo]

like if they're British and never tasted rice it's like, okay

but if they're like Korean and never tasted rice, did you avoid being born ?! /j

[iron wraith]

Hispanic and Asians 🤝

[unreal kiln]

Bruh we can't even say the name of the country here

One of them was born in the middle east and the other was born in New Mexico

[daring halo]

oh my god I accidentally put my keys in the fridge and my popsicle on the counter damn

[daring halo]

mhm!

[daring halo]

o wow

[brisk shard]

Nah not really, Rice is still extremely popular here

[daring halo]

I guess?? but it's like not a staple food I guess so there is at least a chance you don't eat it because

[brisk shard]

Especially since a lot of the dishes we now have are mainly cultural dishes from other places

[daring halo]

you never developed a likeness to it

that makes sense for Britain /j

[brisk shard]

Curry is the most popular dish in England, so that does explain a lot.

[daring halo]

cool

[iron wraith]

Thats what my husband almost did a lil while ago

[daring halo]

yeahh it happens

[iron wraith]

I caught him in time and he was able to eat him ice cream

[daring halo]

I'm surprised it didn't happen more often for me considering the possible ADHD and constantly forgetting where I put stuff all the time

[daring halo]

good

[iron wraith]

Ye I made him a root beer float

[iron wraith]

Felt, ive found my sister's glasses in the freezer so many times

[ruby zealot]

lmao

[iron wraith]

She puts them down in there bc they get foggy when she opens the freezer

[ruby zealot]

...

people do that?

[iron wraith]

Yeah

[daring halo]

lmao what

is that like an aesthetic thing

[proper crest]

What

Who does that

[ruby zealot]

us geese, me and 35 geese

[iron wraith]

Haha yeah she gets mad at the foggy glasses and so she takes them off for a moment while looking in the freezer for something, then forgets that she left them in the freezer

[proper crest]

Huh

[ruby zealot]

do y'all have glasses

[proper crest]

Yes

[ruby zealot]

good into the freezer they go

[proper crest]

For why

[ruby zealot]

including mine

[iron wraith]

Nah i don't have glasses

[proper crest]

We need them to see

[ruby zealot]

you need to c?

im sorry

[proper crest]

Yuh

Unfortunately sight is a thing

[ruby zealot]

why c when you can b.

[iron wraith]

A h

[rancid garden]

dude my stomach just did like a cartoony grumble sound

am i about to die lmao

[ruby zealot]

sadly

[iron wraith]

Nah

[rancid garden]

about damn time.

[iron wraith]

You just need food broski

[rancid garden]

well, i ALREADY ate.

i JUST ate.

[ruby zealot]

pop off queen

[iron wraith]

What did you eat

[rancid garden]

uhhh

[iron wraith]

A sandwich

[daring halo]

ooohhhhhhhhhhhh

[rancid garden]

3 fried eggs, bacon, drank some chocolate milk

[ruby zealot]

bacon bacon bacon

[iron wraith]

Hmmmmm some oatmeal will help

Fiber is key

[rancid garden]

oooo i love oats

[iron wraith]

Yeah man eat some oats

[daring halo]

oo cool pfp

a Homestuck troll

[iron wraith]

Ye she's silly like that. Its gotten to the point where if she does lose her glasses we have her check the freezer

[daring halo]

happens :3

[iron wraith]

Kk ima go to sleep now its 2am

Alaska time ya know

[daring halo]

wow..

night, bai

good eep

[iron wraith]

Ill be on later

[daring halo]

I'm so hot rn temperature wise ourghh

[tired stirrup]

Drakes new albums sucked

[proper crest]

Eheheheheh

[indigo hull]

Lemons are blue

[iron wraith]

Take bowl filled with ice, little water. Add some salt. Place it behind a fan and feel the magic happen

[carmine venture]

I don't even have to listen to it and I already know what all 12 songs are

[brisk shard]

Iceman had some cool songs, but I feel like the lyrics were so lackluster

I havent listened to the other two albums yet

[tired stirrup]

Hes getting to old bro he just needs to retire

[brisk shard]

The production was sometimes cool but at other parts it lacked

[daring halo]

why... why are you laughing upon my misery /j /lh /silly

[brisk shard]

The bars were so mediocre though, even for drake

[proper crest]

Was gonna say a thing but thought better

[daring halo]

TwT

[brisk shard]

Every 3 lines he had a "i be (verb) like im (noun)"

Just spamming that format

[tired stirrup]

Chat gpt ass bars

[iron wraith]

Do the trick to cool down

[brisk shard]

There were some cool songs though

Definitely better than For All The Dogs

But it is not what people are saying it is

[carmine venture]

"I be iceman
Like I'm cold
I'm iceman
Like my phone"
Or something

[finite cedar]

The water bucket challenge

[tired stirrup]

People will still d ride him no matter what

[tired stirrup]

LMAO

[daring halo]

🛹👟🌀

[brisk shard]

I need to listen to the other 2 albums

[daring halo]

did the trick

[iron wraith]

Almost. You take a big bowl (better if its metal) fill with ice some water and a drizzle of salt. Place it behind a fan and you now have ice fan to cool to down

[tired stirrup]

No point you will be disappointed

[proper crest]

Eheheheheh

[carmine venture]

"I have so much jewelry
Its like im made of ice, man"

[daring halo]

oh wow true

[finite cedar]

Huh, that’s pretty cool

[brisk shard]

Unironically ive been told the other 2 albums are worse

So you're probably right

[daring halo]

a makeshift AC

[carmine venture]

How close am I too the vibe of the songs

[iron wraith]

Ye home made swamp cooler

[brisk shard]

One of the best songs off of Iceman is produced by Esdeekid, THATS saying a LOT.

[finite cedar]

I love the swamp

[tired stirrup]

"Im so old im pushin 40, im a legal immigrant no need to deport me" bars

[iron wraith]

Exactly AND on a budget

[carmine venture]

Omg don't tell me he legit did the "im ice man no more mr nice man"

💀

[brisk shard]

That one part of iceman where Drake fake coughs and then says "all of this hate is a sickening thing"

[tired stirrup]

LMAO

Honestly I dont remember

[brisk shard]

Like cmon Drake, THATS how low we are getting?

[tired stirrup]

I tuned him out

[brisk shard]

Honestly its like

The album isnt absolutely terrible, but its definitely a Drake album

Spam hits until one blows up

[carmine venture]

That's the kind of bar where you pause the song and just think
"Why is he still dropping songs?"

[brisk shard]

Also... trying to diss Kendrick Lamar again was embarrassing

2026 man, we over that shit

[upbeat copper]

I wanna cry

[tired stirrup]

Kendrick still better

[upbeat copper]