general

[daring halo]

mhm!

[unreal kiln]

My dentist fucked my shit up dude

[daring halo]

maybe it formed multiple times

and ocean was just a biological soup

[unreal kiln]

Oh my god how do you mess up this bad isn't this ur goddamn job

[daring halo]

TwT

[unreal kiln]

Brushed my teeth with vitamins

Fully cut my tongue open

AND said they were out of stickers

Like what the hell dude cmon

[simple palm]

Hiiiii everyone:D

[upbeat copper]

Grub -> gub -> bug -> burg -> burger -> honbon butt burger

[thin prairie]

There we go

[upbeat copper]

Beautiful

[upbeat copper]

I'm trying out a new hairstyle and I think it's really cutesy

[thin prairie]

SLAY QUEEN

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

SLAY YER ENEMIES

[upbeat copper]

I feel like I look like a princess

[daring halo]

-w-

[thin prairie]

I bet you do gurlll

[coral token]

buuuurp

[daring halo]

born to be productive, forced to be a blob of tiredness

[thin prairie]

fuck you

[upbeat copper]

[coral token]

rude

[upbeat copper]

So impolite

[coral token]

kills you

[daring halo]

ohh it's like bless you but for burps

[indigo hull]

technically you would be

[upbeat copper]

Technically I AM

[indigo hull]

descendant of Mary Queen of Scots after all

[upbeat copper]

Mhmmmm

[daring halo]

earth's blessing techniques are so advanced..

[languid grove]

NOT THE STICKERS

[drowsy bridge]

I’ve been kind of thinking this too, throughout earth’s vast history and how big it is, it wouldn’t be surprising to say that there have been multiple simple organisms that suddenly formed in different places in the world

[languid grove]

[daring halo]

AGH wow I've been noticed

[thin prairie]

None

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[daring halo]

mhm!!

[drowsy bridge]

Although now, I think that newly formed single cell organisms would probably struggle a lot more and don’t make it very far

[languid grove]

Oh hallo

[upbeat copper]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THERE A GIANT HOLE IN THE CROTCH OF MY PANTS

[languid grove]

HELP??

[thin prairie]

HELLO?

[prime canopy]

Canva removed the custom size feature >:(
now it's locked behind premium

[thin prairie]

OI

[upbeat copper]

WHERE DID THIS COME FROM

[languid grove]

WHAT

[thin prairie]

FUCK YOU

[coral token]

interesting development.

[languid grove]

FUCK YOU TOO

[thin prairie]

LALALALALALA

[daring halo]

wonder if it was a biological arms race ..

[languid grove]

Actually my pajama bottoms have a hole in the butt area

[upbeat copper]

IF THIS HAS BEEN THERE ALL DAY IM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY

[languid grove]

How bad is the hole

[thin prairie]

What the flip
Put yo Butt away

[daring halo]

or maybe they were simple enough that they merged or something.. blurring the line of a common ancestor..

[upbeat copper]

You can see my inner thigh.

[indigo hull]

i leave for a minute...

[languid grove]

NUH UH

[languid grove]

Zoinks Scoob

[upbeat copper]

It's like, a whole 4 inches wide

[languid grove]

ZOINKS

[upbeat copper]

THESE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS WAAAAAAAA

[daring halo]

I leave for 20,100 seconds, goodnight, good luck?

[drowsy bridge]

I’m not too educated on single cell organisms and early life. Although the arms race thing could definitely be seen in like the Cambrian explosion

[languid grove]

A patch in the crotch area might look a bit odd

[upbeat copper]

I'm literally going to cry

[daring halo]

yeah biology do be liking arms race

and I guess arms race doesn't need to be between different origins of life

[drowsy bridge]

The Cambrian explosion is so cool

[daring halo]

nature already does that by itself

[upbeat copper]

I'm so glad I didn't go out in public with these pants on

[daring halo]

it's certainly cool! albeit I do like the aesthetic of the quiet life of pre Cambrian explosion

[upbeat copper]

ANOMALOCARIS

[indigo hull]

Wales

[daring halo]

imagine if like an ancient alien civilization visited here and they're like woww photosynthetic bacterias.. so cool... life..

[indigo hull]

Cambria

[upbeat copper]

HALLUCIGENIA

[drowsy bridge]

Precambrian life was just a thing 😭

Dickinsonia

[daring halo]

vetulicolas....

[drowsy bridge]

That was just a thing idk what to say😭

True

[daring halo]

didazoons were also funny they look like Subnautica animals

[drowsy bridge]

What was that fern looking one?

[daring halo]

rangeomorphs?? idk I'm kinda dumb

[upbeat copper]

Charnia

[unreal kiln]

Opabinia might be top ten creatures ever

[daring halo]

yea Charnia, that's one of em, mmm

sea pens! they resembles rangeomorphs of that era, but they're living modern critters

[languid grove]

My piercing is finally being less owie

[unreal kiln]

My mom said I was supposed to thread it with hand sanitizer every day

Is this tech or did my mom fuck me over

[languid grove]

NO

YOUR MOM FUCKED YOU OVER

WHAT THE FUCK

[drowsy bridge]

This is tech

[languid grove]

Would you put hand sanitizer in a fresh wound?

[unreal kiln]

Yes

[languid grove]

NO

YOU DON’T DO THAT YOU THUMB

[unreal kiln]

It hurt like hell

But it never got infected

[languid grove]

YEAH NO SHIT

I need to calm down

You deeply disturb me

[humble isle]

I want to cry

I lost my fucking headphones

[unreal kiln]

But I didn't take proper care of it and it's not even a piercing anymore

Cuz my mom never let me wear anything in it l mother

[languid grove]

If you ever get another piercing, don’t use hand sanitizer

[upbeat copper]

GUYS IM SCARED

[unreal kiln]

What do you use

Like isopropyl or something

Hydrogen Peroxide

[upbeat copper]

MY ONE OF MY BOYFRIENDS JUST TOLD ME THAT HES BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT ME TO HIS FRIENDS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXIST ANYMORE

[languid grove]

You literally just make saline by boiling water and adding a fuck tone of salt and using a Q tip to wipe it down once a day

[unreal kiln]

What the fuck bro

[mystic fulcrum]

Good morning? Hope I didn’t intrude on something important

[drowsy bridge]

Gotta put the Tibetan fox up there too 🗣️ 🔥

[languid grove]

And then when I wash my hair I also just give it a power wash

[unreal kiln]

My mom said I needed to dip a bit of string into hand sanitizer and then thread it through

[upbeat copper]

ANOTHER AUTUMN WHAT THE FLIP

[indigo hull]

how do you forget to exist?

[unreal kiln]

What the fuck dude

[languid grove]

You were taking out your healing piercing every day?

You’re not meant to do that

[unreal kiln]

Yeah

[languid grove]

YOU DON’T DO THAT

[unreal kiln]

You gotta be kidding me

[mystic fulcrum]

Yes

[upbeat copper]

I have lost my corporeal form and am now the consistency of a fart in the wind

[unreal kiln]

My mom genuinely hates me bro I begged for so long to get it when I was like 12

And she said when you turn 13 you can get one on your birthday

[indigo hull]

understandable have a wonderful day

[languid grove]

Were you not given like piercing solution

[rustic shell]

yo

[unreal kiln]

So she bought the little piercing gun thing off amazon

[languid grove]

Or even a run down of aftercare

[unreal kiln]

Well we didn't go to a place

[languid grove]

GURL

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

I need to have a strong word with your mother

[drowsy bridge]

Guns are so cool

[languid grove]

[drowsy bridge]

Big fan of big guns

[unreal kiln]

She said she didn't want to be seen getting her son a piercing

So we had to do it at home idk

[languid grove]

That’s

[daring halo]

goodnight me, mirel

[upbeat copper]

Guns are for nerds, I use a bow and arrow to protect my home

[daring halo]

guns,,

[languid grove]

I’m so sorry you were told that

[drowsy bridge]

800 mm artillery shell🤤

[languid grove]

And that you had such a bad piercing experience due to it

[unreal kiln]

I feel like that wasn't that crazy

[languid grove]

It’s still not nice for a kid to hear

[upbeat copper]

Shoots it out of the sky with my impeccable archery skills

[languid grove]

It makes you feel like you’re doing something wrong

[unreal kiln]

Getting a piercing before you're like 16 isn't normal so like

[dreamy knoll]

duck guess wut

[languid grove]

Lobe piercings are normal for any kid to get

[indigo hull]

i own a musket for home defense

[upbeat copper]

Lemur, I got a piercing when I was 1....

[drowsy bridge]

Chicken butt!

[unreal kiln]

I was boutta say something and then realized why

[dreamy knoll]

jet missile

[daring halo]

• (forgot what to say to this, seems the time of slumber has come to me, i

[drowsy bridge]

[drowsy bridge]

Goodnight

[dreamy knoll]

i became a missile that can't be shaken

[daring halo]

:3 zzbz zz z

[humble isle]

I’d love ear piercings. Unfortunately I’m a bitch and that stuff is expensive.

[upbeat copper]

The wound on the back of my hand makes me look like I'm slowly turning into a fleshy elden ring boss

[soft jungle]

Guys I’m at work and I’m bored

What should I do

[languid grove]

Piercings are definitely an investment in both time and money

[indigo hull]

eat what shouldn't be eaten

[languid grove]

I can only sleep on one side now

[unreal kiln]

Bro this actually pmo bro I just realized why she did all that shit

[upbeat copper]

Healing your piercing with my mind powers

[unreal kiln]

She was trying to scare me away from piercings

[languid grove]

You think the hand sanitizer and thread was on purpose?

[drowsy bridge]

The Schwerer gustav was a railway based artillery piece with an 800 mm diameter shell that had a rate of fire of 14

14 per day

[unreal kiln]

It would make sense it wouldnt be the first time she did some shit like that

[languid grove]

That’s like torture
A bit dramatic from my end but I can’t imagine how painful it was

[drowsy bridge]

Although it broke down a lot

[indigo hull]

it also took only a bit of thermite to disable it iirc

[upbeat copper]

Your mom sounds like a bitch (respectfully)

[languid grove]

I remember when I got pierced in the cartilage with a piercing gun and then my ear swallowed the piercings

[humble isle]

Why is looking good so damn expensive.

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

Ow...

[languid grove]

Yeah don’t get pierced with a gun

Needles only

[unreal kiln]

It burnt for like 30 mins but after that it was fine

[bleak warren]

idk why i even play wordle anymore. i missed by one letter several times in the last few weeks and today ||it was genuinely a word i've never seen before in my entire life||

[languid grove]

You shouldn’t of had to go through that at all though

[humble isle]

That’s what I’m saying.

[languid grove]

I bitch and whine when I get hand sanitiser in a paper cut

[upbeat copper]

I wanna get snakebites because I've always thought they were cool
(Also those cheek gauges that show your molars)

[unreal kiln]

Bro I always wondered why my sister never had to do that and now I know why

[soft jungle]

This is a wonderful idea

[languid grove]

There is obviously dental risk with any mouth piercing but I remember you have pretty unique teeth anatomy so I am curious how that would work

And you’re allergic to water so cleaning a piercing might get complicated

[upbeat copper]

That's true....

[unreal kiln]

Just all sorts of shit going on what

Allergic to water

[languid grove]

YIKES

[upbeat copper]

I usually just clean my piercings with alcohol, the same way I clean my entire body

[languid grove]

Uh well I’m happy that I informed you, you can always ask me for any piercing advice and uh, I hope your mother gets karma for that

[bleak warren]

at this point Aurelia should be in Ripley's Believe It Or Not, i don't think i've heard of so many highly unusual things happening to one person

[languid grove]

Did it hurt a lot with a fresh piercing?

[upbeat copper]

I am a freak of nature

[soft jungle]

Guhhh

[languid grove]

This is true

[upbeat copper]

Yeah but water would've hurt more

So

God there are a lot of other unusual things about my anatomy...

I'm just realizing how little about myself is considered normal

[languid grove]

It makes you very unique though

[upbeat copper]

I think I'm a little TOO unique

[humble isle]

I’m so tired of everything..

[reef zealot]

[reef zealot]

🫂

[upbeat copper]

Tall as shit, biologically both (word for the other half of gender), allergic to water, LITERALLY HAVE FANGS, hypermobility in my legs

I am NOT human at this point

Jesus christ

[upbeat copper]

AND I DRAW USING MY FEET INSTEAD IF MY HANDS

WHAT THE FUCK

[thin prairie]

You evolved i guess

[languid grove]

Oh you’re inter(beep) too? That’s so cool

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

Damn I really thought I've talked about it before

[languid grove]

Yeah you’re just evolved

[upbeat copper]

[unreal kiln]

I also have fangs

[thin prairie]

Don't believe so
But it's cool
Got a few debuffs
They had to nerf you

[upbeat copper]

Are your canines directly beside your two front teeth?

[unreal kiln]

I had no eye teeth

So ye

[upbeat copper]

What the fuck is an eye tooth

[unreal kiln]

Ones next to ur incisors

Like

[upbeat copper]

They're called side incisors...

[unreal kiln]

If ur frontmost teeth are 1 and 2

They're 3 and 4

[unreal kiln]

Yeah that's also what they're called

[upbeat copper]

I also don't have those

Well

I have one it's just inside of my nose

[unreal kiln]

Yeah they had to push my canines in

[unreal kiln]

What the fuck Aurelia😭😭😭

[upbeat copper]

Like it's fused to my skull right next to my nose

Im a fucking alien holy shit

[unreal kiln]

And now I have fangs

They're tuff tho my bf likes them

[upbeat copper]

Me too

[upbeat copper]

Have you seen mine?

[unreal kiln]

Nope

[reef zealot]

Goobie

[upbeat copper]

AHHH

[reef zealot]

:3

[dreamy knoll]

Hai tiff

[woven flicker]

🦖

[thin prairie]

I'm going to be friendly evilly

[dreamy knoll]

Yum gummi dino

[sturdy girder]

jimmy

[dreamy knoll]

Puppet

[ruby zealot]

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

Guess wut

[ruby zealot]

What

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

Thanks

[woven flicker]

Biting you with love

[upbeat copper]

OWIEEE

[ruby zealot]

Thank you omar

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy

[woven flicker]

Biting you tho

[unreal kiln]

No biting zone sorry

New rule implemented by thales

[ruby zealot]

No

[reef zealot]

Bwaaaaaaaa

[upbeat copper]

Bwaaaaa

[unreal kiln]

L Walmart employees

Why the fuck is there no toilet paper in the goddamn walmart

[ruby zealot]

Why ain't there no Walmart in the toilet paper

[indigo hull]

why ain't there a walmart on the moon

[unreal kiln]

Hear me out

[bleak warren]

you can't get a sun tan on the moon

[unreal kiln]

I could

[dreamy knoll]

I can

[full scaffold]

I really wanna share my art, but alas...I don't have enough DD

[thin prairie]

🍪 evil cookie

[ruby zealot]

SHOOT IT

[full scaffold]

BURN IT

[bleak warren]

eat it

[thin prairie]

Kiss it!

[bleak warren]

what

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

[ripe burrow]

lick it

[thin prairie]

What

[bleak warren]

WHAT

[full scaffold]

AYO

[ripe burrow]

what

[thin prairie]

Hello

[full scaffold]

Love wins

[upbeat copper]

Put a Walmart on the International Space Station satellite

[bleak warren]

it's just a cookie

[full scaffold]

still, love wins

[ripe burrow]

true

but

[ripe burrow]

☝️

[thin prairie]

Or is it
A gingerbread man

YUH

[unreal kiln]

Auntie Anne's the first business to open on the ISS, sources say

[bleak warren]

when are they adding a hot topic and a wetzels

[ripe burrow]

who's auntie anne

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥨

[coral token]

mmmm a crown

[ripe burrow]

👑

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

Hey tables

[bleak warren]

every mall needs a hot topic, a spencers, and both pretzel places

[unreal kiln]

Spencers and an auntie Anne's take it or leave it

[dreamy knoll]

Tables would u rather be on a f1 team of your choice or be a millionaire but be forced to support red bull

[unreal kiln]

Our mall has a hot topic but they don't let people in anymore

[upbeat copper]

Seeing people say the word "Auntie" is bugging me out because that's my name on another server 🥀

[ripe burrow]

i ate a pretzel and suffered from stomach ache ow

[bleak warren]

i'm commander smudge, and spencer's is my favorite store on the iss

[ripe burrow]

🫡

[drowsy bridge]

What if it’s like a mall that’s split into two and one side has one while the other side has the other store

[ruby zealot]

[dreamy knoll]

General madam

[bleak warren]

mall wars

[ripe burrow]

i like malls

[unreal kiln]

Canon event is going into a Spencer's with ur father and going a step too deep

[ripe burrow]

but they don't like me

why :(

[bleak warren]

never go into spencers with a family member.

[drowsy bridge]

That happened to me with my friends but they were aware of it

[upbeat copper]

I have already done this unknowing of what was in there

[ruby zealot]

Hi granny smudge
Hi ente
Hi evil Arie
Hi lemur

[unreal kiln]

I was unaware and it was his idea

Why is she evil

[bleak warren]

🤔

[ripe burrow]

forgor me

[indigo hull]

me who's done that several times...

[dreamy knoll]

Wut bout me bitchteer

[upbeat copper]

Spencer's has actually worked with NASA before (fact)

[ruby zealot]

...
Bye vermont

[ruby zealot]

Hi glaggle

[unreal kiln]

Canon event

[dreamy knoll]

General admrial dragon madam

[ripe burrow]

Artemis III when?

[unreal kiln]

You have to do it once

[dreamy knoll]

Ill take it

[ruby zealot]

Surprisingly 2027

[bleak warren]

admiral? that's way too much pressure 😅

[ripe burrow]

hallelujah

[dreamy knoll]

Well your leading this slop

[upbeat copper]

High Empress Smudge

[bleak warren]

not by choice let me tell ya

[ripe burrow]

why did nasa call uranus uranus

[unreal kiln]

NASA didn't do shit

[bleak warren]

it's pronounced you're a nuss

[unreal kiln]

That was the greeks I believe

[ripe burrow]

Ah

[dreamy knoll]

Ik but like do we really let jimmy gibins from l4d2 to captain this

[upbeat copper]

uranus is named after the god Ouranos, the Greek god of the sky

[indigo hull]

goddamn you Jimmy Gibbs Jr

[drowsy bridge]

It used to be called George

[ripe burrow]

damn

[ruby zealot]

Nerd

[unreal kiln]

New York is the fifth character

[unreal kiln]

Ur a nerd

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah ik ofc he had to get bit first

[ruby zealot]

No you are

[upbeat copper]

[unreal kiln]

U wanna be an electrician NERD

[ripe burrow]

who is the nerdiest here

[unreal kiln]

That's nerd behavior

[ruby zealot]

Nuh uh

[unreal kiln]

Also what the fuck WHY is the bus BEEPING

[upbeat copper]

@indigo hull

[indigo hull]

i still don't think i've seen him in any of my Dead Center playthroughs yet

[dreamy knoll]

Mb shot the driver

[ripe burrow]

nice

[ruby zealot]

I love glaggle he's so goated

[dreamy knoll]

He is super freaking rare

[unreal kiln]

He drives well for someone who's been shot

[indigo hull]

ik lol

[upbeat copper]

HES A NERDDDD

[indigo hull]

like some ridiculous percentage

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah well im driving

[ripe burrow]

it's not a bad thing

[ruby zealot]

IF HE'S A NERD WHY IS HE A GOAT

[ripe burrow]

nerd goat

[upbeat copper]

HES A FACKING NERDDDDD

[unreal kiln]

Glaggle wakes up in the morning and says Mary Queen of Scots bought a duck today

[bleak warren]

the nerdiest here used to be Robin for sure, but she rarely shows up anymore

[dreamy knoll]

Like 1 in 3.14 quadtrillion

[upbeat copper]

And also glaggle isn't a goat, Sylvia is

[ripe burrow]

tell me a nerd fact

[ruby zealot]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[ripe burrow]

to prove

[indigo hull]

no she was defeated at the Battle of Langside today

[upbeat copper]

She's a goat furry thing

[unreal kiln]

I'm losing my goddamn mind the kid next to me on the bus just said some wild shit

[bleak warren]

glaggle is a GOAT, sylvia is a goat

[ripe burrow]

here's a nerd fact

[ruby zealot]

True

[ripe burrow]

humans have two legs

[ruby zealot]

No

[ripe burrow]

and two arms

[ruby zealot]

No

[upbeat copper]

Glaggle is more of a Noat (nerdiest of all time)

[bleak warren]

nerds are chill though

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[dreamy knoll]

Im making u watch 16 mins of out of context b1 battle droids from the clone wars tv show

[unreal kiln]

"whats the fastest way to get as much estrogen as possible" "why the fuck do you need estrogen" "cutting" what the fuck is happening

[ripe burrow]

unless they are born without an arm or ouch accident

[bleak warren]

i like when people yap about shit they know

[ripe burrow]

ok

[upbeat copper]

Glaggle knows too much

[bleak warren]

i think he knows enough

[languid grove]

SAME

I’m dating a nerd

[ripe burrow]

cool

[indigo hull]

how the fuck did you get lucky?

[ruby zealot]

But glaggle isn't a nerd he's a geek

HE'S A GEEK

[ripe burrow]

W for Rika

[ruby zealot]

NOT A NERD GET IT RIGHT

[unreal kiln]

My bf is music nerd

[languid grove]

No idea

[dreamy knoll]

Uhhhhhhh imma not say anything then

[ruby zealot]

HOW CAN Y'ALL NOT KNOW THE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GEEK AND A NERD

[languid grove]

Huh

[ripe burrow]

Geerd

[indigo hull]

because its like trying to find the difference between a Spartan and a Macedonian

[upbeat copper]

He's a Gerd (geek nerd, not gastroesophigeal reflux disorder)

[humble isle]

There’s doesn’t exist a full band version of Will Wood’s Misanthropolagist. The next best thing is a recording of a random piano performance from 2017.

[bleak warren]

gehe was here last night, he was really worried about some current events, i hope he's doing ok

[dreamy knoll]

Both my partners are nerds and im a nerd for trains in my city and some prehistoric shit

[coral token]

[bleak warren]

vee! i didn't know you had partners

[languid grove]

He’s going through a very tough time

[unreal kiln]

He plays nearly every instrument in the world

[indigo hull]

show-off

[unreal kiln]

Name it he probably can play at least the scales on it

[upbeat copper]

I only knew she had one

[ruby zealot]

Same

[languid grove]

Veemo catching them all

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah its something i felt like it wasnt a needed fact

[bleak warren]

fair enough

[languid grove]

I also wasn’t aware you had multiple partners

[ruby zealot]

But neither did y'all know who my first kiss was so

[bleak warren]

i just like hearing about things like that

i'm happy when my friends are happy

[indigo hull]

same fr

[ripe burrow]

same

[upbeat copper]

Vee and I are gonna have a pokemon battle with our partners

[unreal kiln]

Wasn't it Margaret Thatcher iirc

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah no i dont need more 2 is enough as it is

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

💀

[ruby zealot]

[languid grove]

I guess you caught them all then

[indigo hull]

not Thatcher bro

[dreamy knoll]

No we arent doing thay

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle explode him

[ripe burrow]

guys

i have a confession

[humble isle]

I love the people I love.

[ripe burrow]

i'm a fire bender

[dreamy knoll]

Eh maybe ill get another partner if i can manage everything

[upbeat copper]

I was agreeing with you

[dreamy knoll]

Ik but still aint battling u

[languid grove]

I’m happy for y’all

[ripe burrow]

ty

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

THAT WAS A FACKING JOKE

[ripe burrow]

:D

[dreamy knoll]

Not in a joking mood atm

[ruby zealot]

[upbeat copper]

[unreal kiln]

No for sure thanks Donald Aaravus thanks for the 9/20 on my fucking assignment

[ripe burrow]

y what happened

[dreamy knoll]

Im gathering info aboit star wars

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna go before I get pissed off and start problems bye chat

[unreal kiln]

💢💢💢💢😡😡😡

[languid grove]

Bye Aurelia

[ruby zealot]

Rika btw I got better

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

Well you’re not dead so I assumed so

[unreal kiln]

Every single one of my teachers is a fed bro they want me to fail so bad

[ripe burrow]

avatar state super saiyan nine tailed cloack

[ruby zealot]

You don't know that

[languid grove]

Next time don’t drink 3 redbulls you dummy

[indigo hull]

puppeteer is a ghost now

boo.

[dreamy knoll]

Only 3?

[ruby zealot]

God personally hates me and I'm fine with that

[ripe burrow]

If I drink one redbull I seizure :(

[unreal kiln]

Prime insomnia me was on day 3 after four or five monter

[ripe burrow]

me and energy drinks aren't meant to exist

[unreal kiln]

I told myself each monster was worth three hours of sleep I was genuinely so cooked😭

[ruby zealot]

I drank them back to back
Also had 3 donuts
And 3 Pizzarolls
Back to back
Everything all at once

[humble isle]

My hatred for the general masses exceeds all other negative emotions in my soul by 109 times

[dreamy knoll]

Still only 3

[dreamy knoll]

Moth imma give u a 🍪

[brisk shard]

scares chat

[ruby zealot]

Cursing you with forbidden knowledge

[bleak warren]

i don't hate the masses, i hate the rulers. the masses largely haven't done anything wrong, they're just easily led astray.

[ruby zealot]

AHHHH FUCK YOU KIT

[dreamy knoll]

Please do

[ruby zealot]

Nevermind I wont

[dreamy knoll]

Im in gathering info mood

[brisk shard]

measuring rulers are extremely angry rn (sorry i just got here idk whats going on)

[bleak warren]

lmao

[unreal kiln]

Oh God I just remembered summer break is coming up

[ruby zealot]

Just found out diesel made headphones

[bleak warren]

oh boy.

[ruby zealot]

CURSE YOU MOSQUITO GOD

[unreal kiln]

Yeahhh my summer job is about to be so fucking stupid

[humble isle]

I don’t think I’ve met someone who knew they were neurotypical that was actually nice to me..

[unreal kiln]

Idk I might break my no sleep record this summer just cuz of this fucking job

[bleak warren]

summer break = way more kids with free time = thales and i gonna have to mod harder

[bleak warren]

there's definitely a disconnect between them and us as far as communication, i think most times it's unintentional

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[ruby zealot]

EWWWWW

[ripe burrow]

bless u

[languid grove]

I’m going to sneeze on you next

[ripe burrow]

lol

[ruby zealot]

I'm gonna call the nearest candle factory

And turn you into a candle

[unreal kiln]

What's funny is that I have less free time during the summer usually

[humble isle]

Wrapping you into a pretzel..

Wrong person

[ruby zealot]

LMAO

[humble isle]

But I guess you AND Rika will do.

[ruby zealot]

[languid grove]

I’m going to call the local can factory and seal you away in a can

[unreal kiln]

Not even one of those good ones ur going in the bowling alley pretzel rotation machine

[ruby zealot]

How are you gonna do that if you're a candle

[ripe burrow]

Mort had multiple wives

wth

[ruby zealot]

Stop making it worse!

[languid grove]

I’m sure they speak candle

[upbeat copper]

I don't know why I found this adorable but I did

[vague hollow]

Hi chat

[ripe burrow]

hi

[languid grove]

How

[ruby zealot]

Well it isn't

[upbeat copper]

I have no idea

[languid grove]

Puppeteer is being sealed away

[ruby zealot]

Rika is threatening me

[ripe burrow]

guys no stop

[upbeat copper]

No just the way you said it

[unreal kiln]

This is serious business no adorable things go on here

[ruby zealot]

Yeah

[languid grove]

Exactly.

[bleak warren]

adorable things here? impossible

[ripe burrow]

lol

[indigo hull]

i believe the contrary

when its the regulars

[unreal kiln]

Only adorable thing is Rika's angel of a dog who doesn't do anything wrong and is perfect

[vague hollow]

What is ur pfp supposed to be

[ruby zealot]

True her doggo is a good boy

[languid grove]

HE ATE DEAD LEAVES TODAY

[ripe burrow]

my youtube pfp

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge imma give u a little droidika

[ruby zealot]

NO HE DIDN'T YOU DID

[unreal kiln]

It's a ditto

[upbeat copper]

What about the wolf that I'm cuddling with at this very moment

[languid grove]

AND GROWLED AT ME WHEN I STOPPED HIM

[vague hollow]

This is tuff

[indigo hull]

LET HIM EAT THE LEAVES THEN

[bleak warren]

what will i do with that

[vague hollow]

I hate them

[ruby zealot]

Why are we lying today rika?

[languid grove]

HE IS NOT A GOOD BOY

[ruby zealot]

HE IS YOU CAN'T JUST ACCEPT IT

[upbeat copper]

Evil dog

[unreal kiln]

Lotta lies from Rika roday

[ripe burrow]

you're making me feel bad about my pfp

[ruby zealot]

True

[ripe burrow]

so i change it now

😭

[dreamy knoll]

Have it follow u and watch it roll around

[bleak warren]

ah but chat is full of lies every day. Rika is actually one of the most honest

[vague hollow]

Dont change it papi

[unreal kiln]

I have no reason to believe anyone is lying ever

[ruby zealot]

She said her dog isn't a good boy.

[gritty temple]

I’m a good boy like and share if you agree or if you like cheeseburgers

[ripe burrow]

the damage has been done... D:

[bleak warren]

that's admirable, but foolish

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥩

[vague hollow]

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO

[gritty temple]

Arf :3

[ruby zealot]

[unreal kiln]

At least here cuz like

[upbeat copper]

Yes I agree with this statement

[unreal kiln]

What do you get out of lying

[vague hollow]

Grown ass man

[gritty temple]

WHY

[bleak warren]

i've been modding in online spaces for a decade plus no joke, people will lie just for attention a lot more than you think

[gritty temple]

And

[unreal kiln]

Discord attention

Wild

[vague hollow]

Nothing

[upbeat copper]

Fetus

[bleak warren]

for some people, that's enough

[gritty temple]

That’s right boy

[dreamy knoll]

Ive been on the internet for ages and i can confirm

[vague hollow]

Unc

[ruby zealot]

HOLY SHIT THEY DROPPED ROBERT ROBERTSON THE THIRD IN MARVEL RIVALS

[humble isle]

I met Weird Al the other day

[upbeat copper]

Incorrect

[dreamy knoll]

Yippee

[indigo hull]

was he weird?

[bleak warren]

i really want to believe you, Al is the goat

[vague hollow]

Granny

[upbeat copper]

Good enough

[languid grove]

I do try

[bleak warren]

i'm the granny here, get it right

[humble isle]

I wouldn’t know, I’m lying

[gritty temple]

I would never lie

I fought a bear in the forest and won and then we became friends because he admired my strength

[unreal kiln]

I found a new type of pear today and it's genuinely top tier

[vague hollow]

Casket calling ur name old hag

[upbeat copper]

Ahhh average arch activities

[gritty temple]

Doggy and bear friendship

[upbeat copper]

That's enough 🥀

[humble isle]

What kind of bear

[bleak warren]

at least target the actual granny here, Subject

[gritty temple]

Polar bear don’t ask why it was in the North American woods

[bleak warren]

i'm 30

[indigo hull]

damn 3 whole dimes

[dreamy knoll]

Making u 25

[vague hollow]

Dont forget to take ur medicine gammy🥹

[upbeat copper]

Very young lady I don't know what you mean

[upbeat copper]

You really don't have anything better to do?

[ruby zealot]

I killed a cow with a gun while we arm wrestled while sky diving in the border of Mexico
Also he was the prince of Mars

[bleak warren]

i am pretty much old enough to have a kid old enough to use discord

and that isn't the most pleasant thought

[vague hollow]

Hhhhmmmm nah 🥹 go pay ur taxes or something dustball

[dreamy knoll]

Thanks for the thought of dread

[upbeat copper]

Oi, I have a kid who uses discord

[unreal kiln]

Oh that's wild to think about

[languid grove]

Meow

[bleak warren]

alright actually though, can you chill. ragebait doesn't get you anywhere here

[unreal kiln]

My older sister could have a kid my age rn that's actually wild to think abt

[ruby zealot]

Oh my God I just found such a unfunny joke it's funny

[indigo hull]

wait until bro also has to pay taxes

[gritty temple]

I have a kid but she is ugly

[ruby zealot]

SHE'S NOT

[gritty temple]

Yuh huh

[vague hollow]

I do pay taxes 🥹

[ruby zealot]

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[humble isle]

I am a kid and I am ugly

[ruby zealot]

We know who the tiger is

[upbeat copper]

Paying taxes at 16 ❌

[vague hollow]

Mind ur bees wax 🥹 🫂

[gritty temple]

Smudge is moderator silly

[vague hollow]

Im a server inna steakhouse i have job

[bleak warren]

i'm a mod, it's my job

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

Ok imma get popcorn

[upbeat copper]

I feel sorry for your co-workers

[vague hollow]

My fault gangy 🥹 ✌️

[indigo hull]

oi don't take all the popcorn

[unreal kiln]

Soft hands buddy get a real job like working in a mud factory

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro

[bleak warren]

just chill a bit yeah?

[vague hollow]

[thin prairie]

BOO

[wide storm]

Nah, just eat the mud at that point

[zinc frigate]

Saying that to the mod is crazy, go get a life

[humble isle]

BURPDAYYYYY

[woven flicker]

Bored rn

[gritty temple]

I eat grass sometimes

[dreamy knoll]

Happy bday

[indigo hull]

giving you mud for your birthday

[zinc frigate]

YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[vague hollow]

Im chill with them all as a matter of fact 🥹

[bleak warren]

oh hi isaiah, it's been a minute

happy birthday dude

[gritty temple]

I don’t have an owner so nobody is able to yell at me for eating grass

[dreamy knoll]

Eat grass

[gritty temple]

Oki !!!!!!!!!

[zinc frigate]

I got more
Do I gotta open my emergency popcorn stand again?

[coral token]

Lmao who is this dumbbell

[vague hollow]

Hush 🥹 a b convo here

[unreal kiln]

I lowk can't wait to work my new job I'm gonna be a nocturnal creature

[bleak warren]

nah she's right though

[unreal kiln]

One step closer to becoming a real vampire

[vague hollow]

Imma go work in a oil rig

[bleak warren]

typical bored ragebaiter

[indigo hull]

nah twas a joke silly

[wide storm]

I’m very old, my bones are creaking

[zinc frigate]

I’m literally older than you, so shut your ass up, and get a life

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro

[gritty temple]

Autumn stop falling for ragebait

[zinc frigate]

Hi veemo :3

[unreal kiln]

Ur full of life kiddo I'm 42teen

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

Bypassing?!

[vague hollow]

Its not helping ur case 🥹 ✌️

[upbeat copper]

Ez

[woven flicker]

Stealing your juice

[gritty temple]

Biting you but gently

[coral token]

Bio makes sense

[languid grove]

I’M BEING JUMPED

[indigo hull]

damn you right

[gritty temple]

Ruff

[bleak warren]

lmao

[vague hollow]

Dun dun dun

[zinc frigate]

GET OVER HERE

[upbeat copper]

[woven flicker]

Ruffman

[gritty temple]

Owo

[upbeat copper]

Banned 🤬

[coral token]

White boy of the year, 16 , religious

Checks out

[languid grove]

AAAAAAA

[indigo hull]

💀

[unreal kiln]

Those are the people he supposedly looks like

[upbeat copper]

Nothing wrong with religion tho

[unreal kiln]

Not saying it helps

[zinc frigate]

QUIT RUNNING WE GOT DONUTS

[gritty temple]

Never trust a white boy

[unreal kiln]

Idk if he's religious

[languid grove]

oooh donuts

[vague hollow]

No its what I been compared to

[zinc frigate]

[gritty temple]

Except me im a good boy

[dreamy knoll]

[indigo hull]

i think they were blind as hell

i dont see any of them

[vague hollow]

I hate to say im atheist 🥲

[coral token]

Patterns, patterns

[upbeat copper]

Yes you are

[woven flicker]

And there we go

[bleak warren]

there's not, but from my experience here, the ones who point it out in bio end up being a problem 95% of the time

[gritty temple]

[upbeat copper]

I wasn't talking about you 🥀

[languid grove]

Guys they’re not religious

[vague hollow]

My bad thugga bugga

[unreal kiln]

These other new pears are gone by tonight tho I fucking hate these things

[bleak warren]

i know

[languid grove]

They were told they look like Jesus

[dreamy knoll]

Rika guess wut

[coral token]

They're just cringe

[indigo hull]

i don't see it

[upbeat copper]

I see

[woven flicker]

Why are we talking about religion?

[languid grove]

What’s up

[humble isle]

My religion is bugs

[granite totem]

Miso soup

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[unreal kiln]

Every dude with straight long hair is Jesus, moistcritikal and Fabian

[gritty temple]

Ceiling

[upbeat copper]

HEY NO RELIGIOUS TALK THATS AGAINST THE RULES!!!!

[unreal kiln]

#cancelomar

[indigo hull]

thats a good religion i think

[vague hollow]

Who is Fabian

[dreamy knoll]

Hey u were talking about it too

[humble isle]

Patrick Fabian..

[upbeat copper]

-# Jesus is Egyptian

[humble isle]

The One Piece guy..

[vague hollow]

Ion watch one piece💔

[unreal kiln]

Sorry, apologies, fabio

[vague hollow]

Imma go look him up 🥹

[humble isle]

Neither do I.

[gritty temple]

Can we get much higher

[upbeat copper]

So highh

[humble isle]

But he’s the funny Better Call Saul actor who went “THE ONE PIECE IS REAL” funny stuff..

[unreal kiln]

Yeah but that one pic that everyone thinks Jesus looks like has straight, long hair

[indigo hull]

arch... thats a silly question

[unreal kiln]

The song I was listening to said this at the same time you did

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

now pass me the bong /j

[vague hollow]

Is it the dude w silver hair?

[unreal kiln]

Are you a mind reader

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro hru girlie

[upbeat copper]

That's just moistcritikal

[unreal kiln]

It's blonde

[lean crow]

Chat tommorows the day I tell her

[vague hollow]

Wrong Pic 😭

[upbeat copper]

I'm awesome like that

[bleak warren]

Fabio was like, a 90's european male fashion model who was the pinnacle of attractiveness to a lot of women at the time.

[gritty temple]

It’s male Rika omg

[bleak warren]

if you've ever seen the old cheap romance novels, he looked like the handsome guys on the cover of those with long blond hair

[unreal kiln]

My mom says I look like him

[bleak warren]

he's also well known for doing ads for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

[zinc frigate]

Tired and already slightly annoyed, not here but irl. Hbu

[lean crow]

Not the first time ive heard that

[unreal kiln]

Except she's lying out her ass

[languid grove]

Yeah

[upbeat copper]

He looks like one of my boyfriends...

[gritty temple]

Hee hee

[languid grove]

Riku is Riku though, not me

[dreamy knoll]

Annoyed and got a migraine thag wont go away so i wont be going to bed till maybe 9am

[vague hollow]

She wasnt lying 🥹

[unreal kiln]

I look like Hayley Williams

[zinc frigate]

[unreal kiln]

I'm fucking ginger bro

[lean crow]

Exactly

[vague hollow]

Theres still hope 😭 😭 😭

[unreal kiln]

What the hell is evil Rika typing

[humble isle]

[upbeat copper]

Akir is evil Rika... Not Riku

[lean crow]

Last night I had a bad migraine

[short orbit]

Hey

[vague hollow]

No fucking way

[short orbit]

What

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah and i have 1 rn and its almost 4am

[unreal kiln]

Hayley Williams should go back to being ginger so I have a celebrity look alike again

[vague hollow]

Da binky

[lean crow]

Sorry to hear that bro

[short orbit]

Da Baby

[unreal kiln]

How do we know if ur the real Da baby

[dreamy knoll]

Im not a guy

[zinc frigate]

Akira?

[languid grove]

[short orbit]

You don’t

[vague hollow]

[unreal kiln]

Say something only the real Da baby could say

[gritty temple]

Lunch time babey

[vague hollow]

What's the price on the boat

[short orbit]

Let go

[unreal kiln]

Holy shit

[short orbit]

One of my most iconic lines

[dreamy knoll]

Isnt roleplay against the rules

[vague hollow]

🤓

[short orbit]

I ain’t role playing

[woven flicker]

Pfft

[short orbit]

Ask Omar

[indigo hull]

top ten greatest jokes of 2026 number 3

[short orbit]

Im Da Baby

[coral token]

no

[humble isle]

This is actual 9th ring activity, holy shit

[dreamy knoll]

Wuts happening lacey

[short orbit]

I WASNT ROLEPLAYING

I ain’t da baby

[coral token]

schodringer's douchebag

[dreamy knoll]

Dew it tables

[coral token]

✅

nah

[short orbit]

I’m bubbles da baby there is a difference

[coral token]

trash vs rubbish

[unreal kiln]

👀 👀 👀 rubbish you say

[unreal kiln]

No for sure Donald Aaravus I deserve to have my score marked down cuz I was out the day I was supposed to take it

[unreal kiln]

Oh yeah btw I'm going to do the firewatch job

[indigo hull]

nice

[languid grove]

Oh em gee you should play firewatch in a firewatch tower

[olive flicker]

[thin prairie]

Wake up

[woven flicker]

🦖

[zinc frigate]

[unreal kiln]

I feel like that'd freak myself out

Cuz don't like people get murdered in that game

[lavish crystal]

Looks

[languid grove]

I’m so bored

[humble isle]

Me toob..

[drowsy bridge]

I realized that my school can probably see my search history on the school device

I probably shouldnt have been googling about the Napalm then

and thermite

[zinc frigate]

Why would you google napalm???

[drowsy bridge]

i was curious

new chemistry project idea👀

for legal reasons, this is a joke❤️

[coral token]

[bleak warren]

now i will reveal one of my great shames

i am a 5 head

that thing is huge

[unreal kiln]

Pre bangs I was a sixhead

[bleak warren]

damn

[drowsy bridge]

sevenhead…

[unreal kiln]

I was told Its trashy to not have your hair slicked back at family gatherings if it's long

[real python]

[thin prairie]

Might have

Actually no
GUILTY
DEATH PENALTY

[ripe burrow]

some times at work I wish to be a viltrumite and have insane strength so I can pick all the weights easy peasy

i work at a gym

[twin lake]

[real python]

You're gonna get that

For being a stinky

[real python]

Stinky hon

[muted mulch]

Ill give you hantavirus for that

[coral token]

i'll give you a job

[lethal sierra]

You get poopy mcfart disease

[dusty geyser]

I still don’t know how to submit videos 🫩

[lethal sierra]

#ylyl-rules❗

[dusty geyser]

I’ve tried it and nothing happens

[lethal sierra]

You've tried clicking the goggles?

[dusty geyser]

I don’t got anything

I never done this as you can tell I barely use discord

[coral token]

lol

[languid grove]

Are you clicking the goggles in the reactions below or the image of the goggles in the paragraph

[lethal sierra]

What in the world could possibly be blocked there

[coral token]

it's the goggles

[lethal sierra]

Why??

[coral token]

i think it's so that people don't do it here

[languid grove]

Spoilers much

[dusty geyser]

It shows I’ve done the goggles already I thought

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

You don’t have the role

[dusty geyser]

That’s what I’m trying to do just don’t know how

[languid grove]

You click the goggles in the reactions below the paragraph

[coral token]

yeah the goggles next to a bunch of other reactions

[dusty geyser]

I don’t got any of that

[languid grove]

How

[ashen dagger]

What

[coral token]

how do you not have discord reactions

[dusty geyser]

I literally don’t know 🫩

[coral token]

do you have them off

[dusty geyser]

Mb yall

Maybe let me check

[coral token]

check on User Settings, click on Text & Images.Toggle off Show emoji reactions on messages (could also be on messages)

[reef zealot]

awa

[storm whale]

[drowsy bridge]

I have a goated playlist but I think I’ve been listening to it too much

[dusty geyser]

Is it different on mobile at all?

I’m getting tired of this

[coral token]

i don't think so

maybe on phone is under ''chat''

yo go to the wheel of configuration and find ''chat''

there is in there a section called ''emoji'' and it says ''show emoji reactions''

[bleak warren]

i would love to help but i almost never use mobile

[lethal sierra]

Go to settings and scroll down to see "chat", and there you will see as you scroll down "show emoji reactions"

[dusty geyser]

It finally showed up

Ty yall

So I click goggles

[lethal sierra]

Yep

[dusty geyser]

And I can just submit stuff now?

[coral token]

yes on #ylyl-entries

[dusty geyser]

That did not need to be so complicated

Sorry yall but thank you

[bleak warren]

thanks for the assist Xav

[bleak warren]

goober time

[real python]

Nuh uh

[bleak warren]

yuh huh

[lethal sierra]

I'm so tired I got like 4 hours of sleep

I really hate having to get up early for something important, because I will be having trouble thinking about such event all night being anxious because I need enough sleep, so that finagles me to not get to sleep until hours later

[neat lantern]

CHAT I HAVE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

[lethal sierra]

No you don't

[neat lantern]

I KNOW THE NAME OF THE RANDOM CANDIES THAT ALL GRANDMAS HAVE ON THEIR COUNTERTOPS

[vestal whale]

what do you guys think is better? regular chicken nuggets or dino nuggies???

[indigo hull]

Bone marrow

[vestal whale]

DO TELL!!

[lethal sierra]

You mean the strawberry candies?

[neat lantern]

YES

[neat lantern]

THEYRE CALLED STRAWBERRY BON BONS

[vestal whale]

EPIC AHAHAHAHAHA

[indigo hull]

Lion agnostics: Lions could exist, but they also couldn’t

[drowsy bridge]

Schrodinger’s lion

[coral token]

you mean the turkish delight? or what