general

[upbeat copper]

I don't find that as a masculine term

TOO EARL

[thin prairie]

EARL?

[indigo hull]

Scots people

[thin prairie]

SEEEEE

IT WAS A ACCIDENT BUTT

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

who is Scot

why does he have this land

[thin prairie]

EXCUSE YOU

[pure ocean]

-# fart

[thin prairie]

Grrrr

[crystal cypress]

Reminds me of that time that I AHHH OH MY GOD GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFF ITS BITING MY LEG OH GOD WHYYY

[upbeat copper]

Oh yay discord is letting me block people again

Blocking discord

[storm whale]

rah

[crystal cypress]

Too loud

[upbeat copper]

YOU CANT BLOCK DISCORD HAHAHAHAHA

[indigo hull]

did they fix the fiber optic cables i ate?

[storm whale]

Last night at 9 pm

after 7 hours

[crystal cypress]

You shouldn't eat those they aren't full of nutrients for you

[indigo hull]

guess it was a Seven Hour War...

[storm whale]

massive L they should let us

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

Fr this some dictator type shit

[crystal cypress]

DOWN WITH WUMPUS

I apologize for my outburst, I am now a changed man

[timid notch]

Bro saw the gulags of discord

[pure ocean]

-# burp

[upbeat copper]

I have the very gothic urge to get cheek gauges

[storm whale]

up to you

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

My evil brain is making me have these dark and twisted ideas

[unreal kiln]

If I homemade a CD of my fav band do you think they'd sign it

They don't sell CDs or records😢

[upbeat copper]

🥀

[ruby zealot]

i wanna burn a cd so badly

[unreal kiln]

I have soooo many CD burners

[ruby zealot]

lucky

[unreal kiln]

Like 4 in my house rn

[brisk pasture]

wat

[unreal kiln]

Come to Pawtucket and I'll get you one

[storm whale]

why are you burning shit

[ruby zealot]

theres the birthday boy hi syno whats up

[ruby zealot]

bet

[brisk pasture]

sad that i have 4 years until i can legally gamble

[ruby zealot]

...arent you 17?

[brisk pasture]

yea

[unreal kiln]

One year

Or do you exist in snowflake land where they make you gamble at 21

[upbeat copper]

You have to be 21 to gamble (in casinos) in the US

[storm whale]

yeah

[unreal kiln]

Oh

So my hb been breaking the law

[brisk pasture]

jersey

[ruby zealot]

ah man that suck good luck to y'all

[storm whale]

ehhhh it's iffy in some places

[upbeat copper]

Y'aöö 🥶

[unreal kiln]

I've heard they don't let you drink your own gas there

[brisk pasture]

fuck theyre onto me

[brisk pasture]

yep

[ruby zealot]

Shush gurl

[storm whale]

ouch, guess you're being sent to France

[upbeat copper]

Bleh

[brisk pasture]

we cant drink the gasoline guys...

[unreal kiln]

Not drink pump

[ruby zealot]

sad

[brisk pasture]

that too

[unreal kiln]

The only good things to do with gas

[indigo hull]

what even is the point of it?

[storm whale]

yummy

[unreal kiln]

Are drink and smoke

[indigo hull]

why can i not pump my own gas in Jersey

[ruby zealot]

hello waiter can i get the gasoline?
gets shot 47 times

[brisk pasture]

idk they want people to have JOBS

oooo very scary word

[unreal kiln]

How it felt ordering anything at the deli in Hoboken

[indigo hull]

i would hate describing that my job was pumping gas for a person

[brisk pasture]

thats true i was there

[indigo hull]

Tony Soprano sends his regards

[storm whale]

I was there in spirit

[ruby zealot]

Tony Sprintano*

get it?

Sprint

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

how bout that pricks face when he saw the gat?

😱

[unreal kiln]

Speaking of jobs

My mom has been tripping cuz I've been unemployed for a month

And she sent me a job she put my resume in for

[ivory galleon]

[ruby zealot]

only? ive been going strong for 17 years now

[brisk pasture]

WAIT

[unreal kiln]

Bro its 730pm to 7am fire watch in davenport

I'm not fucking doing that dude

[brisk pasture]

ONE MORE YEAR AND I CAN BET ON HORSE RACING

[storm whale]

same but I'll be breaking my streak this summer

[indigo hull]

epic

[upbeat copper]

GET A JOB YOU FRICKING BUM!!! /j <3

[ruby zealot]

HOW DARE YOU

[unreal kiln]

Been working since 14

[ruby zealot]

YOU DARE LEAVE THE COUNCIL?!

[brisk pasture]

i have no job

but i want one

[storm whale]

It's so that i only have to be at school for 4 periods instead of 7

[indigo hull]

if i had a spot to set up a CNC machine that would be an easy way to make money

[unreal kiln]

I do 7 periods of school and work

[ruby zealot]

i wanna have a job but i dont wanna have one too yknow

[unreal kiln]

Well I did most of the time

[brisk pasture]

swap places with me trust

[unreal kiln]

Luckily the del taco closed like 2 months before finals so I could lock in

[ruby zealot]

6 weeks internship at the city ​​hall

[unreal kiln]

But I think I'd rather die than work 7pm to 730am monday-saturday

However after tax at the end of the summer I'd have 15 grand

[indigo hull]

how much does it pay?

[storm whale]

I'll be tradesing it during the school year next year

[upbeat charm]

so real….

[unreal kiln]

25 an hour

All you have to do is sit in a fire watch tower and investigate fires if they appear

[humble isle]

The same gentlemen who make the make the

[indigo hull]

i would do it

[ruby zealot]

hi clover

[unreal kiln]

If I was lucky I wouldn't have to do anything

[indigo hull]

it would take time getting used to the hours

[upbeat charm]

[upbeat charm]

hello puppet

[humble isle]

Wat da heel

[unreal kiln]

It takes like 3 days of vacation to get from 10-6 sleeping to 7am-2pm sleeping

I think I could get it done pretty easily

[indigo hull]

also 25 an hour for 12 hours of work

is around 300 a day

[unreal kiln]

Yeah that's so much money

Plus like it's not that hard from the video all you have to know

Is how to file the report on the fire

And then if it's small enough that it could be like a campfire you go down and tell them to stop if it's in your section

[indigo hull]

yeah

[unreal kiln]

Yeah and apparently you can fire watch at 15 which is wild

[indigo hull]

wow

yeah that is kinda surprising

[brisk pasture]

guh

[zinc frigate]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[brisk pasture]

TY HYDROOOOO

[west sorrel]

Hellloooo :3

[stuck pier]

yo

Its me rot

[woven flicker]

Hello

[woven flicker]

I’m Omar

[real python]

Happy birthday syno

[brisk pasture]

TYYY

[real python]

Wow it's dead today

[indigo hull]

Wow, it’s made

[proper crest]

Wow

[storm whale]

[zinc frigate]

Phew all done with going through my old clothes for the day, didn’t realize how much I crammed in that one drawer

[cursive phoenix]

lol same i did the same thing the other day and... whew glad its over.

[zinc frigate]

Oh I’m not done yet lol, that’s just one drawer
I still got more drawers and the closet

[indigo hull]

Why does it look like Lego hair?

[narrow atlas]

I love sitting at work waiting for something to happen

[narrow atlas]

Peanut butter

[storm whale]

peanut butter

[coral token]

i bought a laptop :p

[real python]

What toplap

[gritty temple]

Me when I buy a laptop

[indigo hull]

Presumably one that sits atop your lap

[coral token]

you probably don't know it, it's a brand called Kanji

[real python]

Yeah I ain't heard of it

[coral token]

i think it's from my country

[real python]

I can probably jailbreak it tho

For the low low fee of 5 Hungarian Forint

[ruby zealot]

how about 4

[real python]

Non negotiable

[storm whale]

hmmmmmm

[ruby zealot]

fine 5

[indigo hull]

Hungary? Just eat something dude

[ruby zealot]

yknow what i like you im giving you 357,92 Forint

[indigo hull]

I could probably reunify Austria-Hungary with that amount

Trust

[ruby zealot]

hi ente quick question

can you juju on that beat?

[indigo hull]

Idk, can that particle exist upon observation?

[ruby zealot]

no but i can make a mean sandwich

[bleak warren]

i'd rather have a nice sandwich

[ruby zealot]

yknow what fudge you no sandwich

[indigo hull]

also 2 second slowmo?

[bleak warren]

idk, someone put it on that, wasn't me

[ruby zealot]

FINALLY

[indigo hull]

ok i wasn't tripping then

[bleak warren]

i hate fast slowmodes lmao

[ruby zealot]

I BEGGED YOU FOR MONTHS SMUDGE

[bleak warren]

it was not me

[ruby zealot]

GOD HAS DELIVIERED IT TO ME

holy typos

[indigo hull]

there wasn't any harm with the 5 second one imo

[coral token]

BLEEH

[bleak warren]

ah yes, so excited to type faster that you type in error

[bleak warren]

yeah 5 seconds is fine

[indigo hull]

10 seconds is pushing it but depends on the channel

[ruby zealot]

last message from me about the 2 seconds was almost 2 months ago

[bleak warren]

mhm i noticed you stopped asking

[ruby zealot]

yes

[storm whale]

oh 2 second slowmode

interesting choice

[languid grove]

Why 2 seconds

We have NOT been well behaved

[storm whale]

truth

[bleak warren]

i didn't set it to that

dunno who did

[ruby zealot]

it was me!

[indigo hull]

leaves Thales or perhaps one of the admins

as our suspect

[ruby zealot]

I WAS THE ONE WHO CHANGED THE COOLDOWN

[storm whale]

always the troublemaker

[languid grove]

I know, you know we’re not well behaved enough for 2 seconds

[bleak warren]

indeed

[storm whale]

we're gonna burn this place down in 2 hours flat

[ruby zealot]

no

[bleak warren]

i'm gonna be busy in like 3 hours too

[ruby zealot]

i will it in 5 minutes

[indigo hull]

so long as jimmy doesn't make an announcement we should be ok

[bleak warren]

i'm gonna check this place before bed and there's going to be warring factions

[storm whale]

tru

[storm whale]

the third great jimmycord civil war will be occurring that time

with the first and second having taken place earlier

[indigo hull]

there's been civil wars here 😭

[bleak warren]

the pink name twitch chatters vs the genchat regulars

[indigo hull]

wait no the day roles

that was close enough

so ive been told

[storm whale]

finally, a semi worthy opponent

[bleak warren]

their special abilities are ragebait and a lack of shame

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

hellraiser or something idk

[storm whale]

do y'all think thales will be killed in the 2nd civil war or the 4th

[pulsar sonnet]

[languid grove]

Sometimes members here can be a bit too tough on people with the pink role though

[bleak warren]

oh absolutely.

some of them are honestly fine and just don't understand the different vibe here when they first join but they get jumped and react by being nasty

[languid grove]

I always raise an eyebrow when I see people say very generalised negative things about pink roles or show immediate I guess prejudice against them?

[bleak warren]

not gonna name names obviously, but some people have a knee jerk reaction when a new person says one thing out of line

they just attack immediately

and that doesn't help

[hexed cloud]

I'mma nuke myself out of existence

[real python]

I just think it's funny when they all swarm

Like someone threw a rock at a beehive

[languid grove]

I get wanting to say your piece but it quickly turns into dog piling

[bleak warren]

yeppp

[languid grove]

Sometimes I gotta remind myself to stfu because me saying my piece isn’t important

[bleak warren]

i don't like drama, i actively avoid it

i know some people find it entertaining but it just spikes my anxiety so bad

[ruby zealot]

is it a single piece? a one...piece perhaps?

[real python]

Nah I don't mean like that I mean when they all come here at the same time

Get where ur coming from tho

[ripe burrow]

hi guys just came back from work how y'all doing

[languid grove]

I hate drama too but I will always listen and defend my friends

[real python]

I'm alive

[ripe burrow]

cool

so am i

[storm whale]

I tend to stay away from names I don't recognize but i don't have a problem with people I've seen a few times

[bleak warren]

oh yeah for sure, if you hurt someone i care about i get super mad

[languid grove]

You look like a distant cousin of Glaggle’s

[ruby zealot]

him?

nah

[real python]

Can't be I ate his family

[ruby zealot]

i know glaggle

[languid grove]

YOU WHAT

[real python]

He didn't take his shot of B12

[solemn plaza]

all people scare me so i just dont talk💀

[languid grove]

FUR REAL

[languid grove]

boo

[ruby zealot]

ate his family what dont you get?

[ruby zealot]

GODDAMIT RIKA STOP DOING THAT

[real python]

[storm whale]

you're gonna scare people away

[real python]

I'm already terrified of Rika dw

[indigo hull]

you could've just bought the pastries

[ripe burrow]

my friends told me my pfp looks like that jelly pokemon

[solemn plaza]

and you killed me

[real python]

TAKE YOUR SHOT OF B12 THEN

[storm whale]

ditto?

[solemn plaza]

look what you did smh

[ruby zealot]

same she could tear my face off with those claws

[indigo hull]

I REFUSE

[ripe burrow]

yeah

[storm whale]

I can see the resemblance

[ruby zealot]

YOU NEED A SHOT OF B12
IM B1 AND IM TONS OF FUN

[ripe burrow]

but i didn't mean to make it

dittoish

[real python]

This guy gets it

[bleak warren]

american dad reference

[storm whale]

the fuck are you on about

[ruby zealot]

new gen

[real python]

Everybody needs a shot of B12 right now

[storm whale]

what

[ruby zealot]

jk its a american dad reference

[ripe burrow]

why

[languid grove]

FOR WHY

[real python]

I'm B11 I'm in love with B7 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[storm whale]

nah it works as a pfp there's nothing wrong with it

[ripe burrow]

:D

preciate it

[ruby zealot]

IM B6 I PICK UP STICKS

[languid grove]

Tall ass man scared of a short lady who barks occasionally

[storm whale]

why are you naming battleship grid spaces

[real python]

You're not taking your shot of B12 thats why. You want it. You know you do.

[indigo hull]

because its the Battle of Jutland or something idk

[ruby zealot]

true

[indigo hull]

i just like Dreadnoughts

[ripe burrow]

okay i sleep

[languid grove]

I DON’T WANT IT??

[storm whale]

I think i missed the plot

[ripe burrow]

bye guys

[storm whale]

wear a seatbelt, be safe

[real python]

Everybody wants a shot it B12

[ruby zealot]

can confirm

[ripe burrow]

:D

[real python]

They prophesied it in the hit song "You want a shot of (B12)" by hit band B12

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

every person needs a russian or chinese friend in their life

[indigo hull]

oh dear god

[ruby zealot]

?

[real python]

Take your shot Glaggle

[indigo hull]

alright fine

[languid grove]

Don’t tell me this is a The boys spoiler

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[ruby zealot]

ITS AMERICAN DAD

[real python]

No it's not

[languid grove]

Phew

[real python]

Its American dad

[ruby zealot]

YKNOW THE ADULT CARTOON

[languid grove]

Never watched that

[ruby zealot]

[real python]

You need a shot of B12

[languid grove]

FRICK OFF

I haven’t watched a lot of popular media

[indigo hull]

no fucking swearing Rika

[real python]

Take your fucking shot of B12

[ruby zealot]

come the fuck on rika no swearing

[dreamy knoll]

Fuck

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

GLACK YOU GLAGGLE

[real python]

You are a fricking frick face

[cinder fractal]

that is some language

[real python]

Who hasn't taken a shot of B12

[spring forum]

what the fuck bro we dint tolerate this shit.. cursing will never be fucking allowed...

[languid grove]

I hope when I google glack nothing bad comes up

[real python]

Hold on I'll check

[ruby zealot]

forreal who fucking swears

no fucking swearing here

[languid grove]

Oh it’s Scottish

[indigo hull]

Raid Shadow Legends role is incredible

[solemn plaza]

poopypants

[spring forum]

i would never thats fucking idd

[proper crest]

Word

[real python]

YOU DONT WANT TO RIKA

[ruby zealot]

geese you busy?

[languid grove]

Yeah you’re a gap between hills

[real python]

ITS SO AWFUL AND HORRIFIC

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[proper crest]

School ):

[real python]

GLACK IS SUCH A TERRIBLE WORD

[cinder fractal]

thanks 😄

[languid grove]

WDYM IT JUST MEANS A NARROW VALLEY

FACK OFF FLOOB YOU FLOOBING FLOOF

[real python]

You're a narrow valley. HA GOT YOU

[storm whale]

unfortunate

[ruby zealot]

ah damn well have fun then study hard, get into college and get that dream job. or you could go uni

[dreamy knoll]

Ok bobblehead /j

[ruby zealot]

but pick a good one

[languid grove]

I don’t know how to take that

[real python]

Why are you shouting floobinistic slurs at me

[indigo hull]

take it from the man

[proper crest]

Uni hopefully yuh
Although we should be free like
On
Our Sunday

[ruby zealot]

you're a smart flock of geese

[languid grove]

Because I’m floobphobic

[real python]

Take your fucking B12

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[ruby zealot]

enter 35 of them hugs

[proper crest]

Yuh

[real python]

Nom

[dreamy knoll]

U forgor the solid snake, the magpie and barry

[ruby zealot]

[storm whale]

what are you aiming to do in uni?

[dreamy knoll]

Hru floob

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

uni stuff

[real python]

I am alive

[storm whale]

😱

[dreamy knoll]

Crazy

[real python]

Hello Aw-rell-ya

[proper crest]

We wanna do psychology
Either clinical or like medical (forgot the exact word) but yea

[upbeat copper]

Killing you

[languid grove]

Hallo Scottish lady

[real python]

You sound like you need a shot of B12

[ruby zealot]

suprising i know

[upbeat copper]

Hallo silly lady

[storm whale]

hell yeah

[upbeat copper]

Whar is b12

[prime canopy]

youtube is once again trying to get me to purchase domain copyrights for businesses I do not own, what is this, they're trying to get people to not have the rights to create any entreprise cause they can't get the name ?

[real python]

Everybody's heard of B12

[dreamy knoll]

You

[ruby zealot]

cool im probably gonna do electrical engineering in china

[prime canopy]

you !

[proper crest]

Yuh
Very cool

[dreamy knoll]

Hello

[prime canopy]

hai :3

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[prime canopy]

yay !!!

nom

[ruby zealot]

is it true you're a bunch of geese stacked on top of eachother wearing a large jacket?

[dreamy knoll]

Oh yeah cosette guess wut

[proper crest]

Yuh

[prime canopy]

*** C H I C K E N " B U T T ***

[proper crest]

:p

[ruby zealot]

veems you go uni right?

[dreamy knoll]

Suprise razor scooter to the shins

[weary barn]

Hi guys

[prime canopy]

*** YYEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW***

[proper crest]

[dreamy knoll]

Technically yes its more tafe (trade school)

[ruby zealot]

oh

[storm whale]

trades 🔥

[dreamy knoll]

Geese your fine

[proper crest]

We actually slept last night cause our meds have a side effect of like drowsiness

[weary barn]

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah but its a pathway into my diploma for cyber security

[proper crest]

Yuh

[ruby zealot]

cyber security how cool

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[dreamy knoll]

Its a nightmare

[ruby zealot]

i hate how i love math but hate my current professor

[storm whale]

how does trade school lead to cyber security?

[prime canopy]

what the hell are trades anyway

[proper crest]

Our father and like all of our fathers have done cybersecurity

[ruby zealot]

im having him for my senior year then im off

[storm whale]

blue collar jobs

[drowsy bridge]

[prime canopy]

such as ?

[ruby zealot]

i aint spending 1k on the plane im driving

[drowsy bridge]

Welding

[real python]

A shot of B12

[ruby zealot]

thats so cool

[proper crest]

Tbh that seems pretty cheap for what we thought

[storm whale]

construction, HVAC, welding, anything that's physical labor really

[ruby zealot]

i love welding

[dreamy knoll]

Well you go for a cert 4 in cybersecurity (certificates are what tafe does) and then you can get into a uni with that cert in that field

[prime canopy]

okay so, the jobs your parents told you to go to school not to end up like them ?

[drowsy bridge]

True, I used to get a bunch of welding videos on my YouTube

[storm whale]

interesting

[real python]

I hope I do so my pain will end

[ruby zealot]

i need like 13k for the plane ride, apartment or dorm, and paying for uni not to mention the food essentials and so on

[proper crest]

Oh-

[ruby zealot]

its expensive as fuck

[storm whale]

yeah except you'll make way more than your parents do if you're not stupid about it

[real python]

Bum bum be dum bum bum be dum bum

[ruby zealot]

its cheaper than the US but in europe its free

[dreamy knoll]

Tafe is like a trade school but have alot of certs for people who didnt get their atar (shit u need to get into uni faster)

[drowsy bridge]

They’re very vital though, I wish they didn’t get such a reputation 😭

[narrow atlas]

[storm whale]

for real

[feral relic]

i got warned ):

[storm whale]

I assume this isn't in America cuz I've never heard of this

[proper crest]

Australia

[storm whale]

checks out

[dreamy knoll]

Nah land down unda behaviour right here

[narrow atlas]

What kind of parents say manual labor jobs are bad?

[dreamy knoll]

Delusional ones

[storm whale]

I'd live in Australia if there weren't so many bullshit wildlife

[prime canopy]

my dad told me manual labour is no experience work 💀

[narrow atlas]

Going to trade school is learning how to be a plumber, electrician, h-vac, welding, etc

[storm whale]

that's construction only

[dreamy knoll]

Eh the wildlife is fine and like we got spiders that are smart enough to pay rent with pest control (no mozzies or flies for ya)

[open nimbus]

Hello people

[narrow atlas]

He’s dead wrong

[real python]

Yep. Even still that thing you were talking about isn't new and it isn't something to worry about.

[open nimbus]

How is everyone

[ruby zealot]

what happened

[real python]

It's been around since medieval times

[storm whale]

I'll let you enjoy that thank you very much

[dreamy knoll]

Sounds like my parents (they werent happy i went into hospitality until after they begged for money)

[real python]

A certain thing to do with a certain cruise ship that came back with a certain thing

[prime canopy]

HUHH ????

[dreamy knoll]

Hey no covid was given to me

[ruby zealot]

oh that

[narrow atlas]

The Disney one, or the disease one?

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah hospitality is a trade job

[storm whale]

most trades require a lot of work to be properly employed in and working in

[ruby zealot]

disease

[real python]

People getting paranoid over a disease that's been around since medieval times is funny

It's nothing to worry about

It definitely ain't new

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah cuting things so small without losing a finger

[storm whale]

more like wiring up a building with electricity and not burning it down but yeah in some cases that's true

or knowing how to fix a car properly

[narrow atlas]

Or properly installing the plumbing through those buildings without flooding the job site

[storm whale]

yup

or gas line work

[narrow atlas]

Pretty self explanatory there

[storm whale]

indeed

[dreamy knoll]

Chef is a trade cuz technically there so much u gotta learn before u can become one

Trust me there is alot

[storm whale]

oh not technically chefs are absolutely tradespeople

[lethal sierra]

Gclrhsryoxtpud7pd45updu5dpu5pd4ypsy4osyps475pd57pfp47d7p4d

[indigo hull]

wise words there xav

[languid grove]

Wow, you’re so wise

[prime canopy]

sadly, im not physically strong enough for blue collar jobs, thus I have no choice but to perform the only thing i'm good at and die of starvation, not my fault

[dreamy knoll]

Did you drop a cat on the keyboard

[soft jungle]

Guhhh

[real python]

Take notes

[dreamy knoll]

Just become a chef

[languid grove]

BITCH

I’M ALSO WISE
I think

[storm whale]

yoy don't need to be strong to be an electrician

[ruby zealot]

you're woke

[narrow atlas]

Therefore you are

[dreamy knoll]

Some people say otherwise and they stupid (they are also the same person who asks for a scotch fillet medium)

[indigo hull]

thats actually some pretty solid evidence

[prime canopy]

maybe I could

[dreamy knoll]

Trust me you will get paid alot as a sparky

[languid grove]

This is true

[real python]

Nuh uh

[prime canopy]

still, im not gonna switch majors for money when the boomers will all be dead by the time i'm done with college ( nothign will be fixed however )

[storm whale]

real, chefs are undeniablely tradespeople

[prime canopy]

in fact I think it might be even worse when the boomers are all dead 💀

[narrow atlas]

I have been standing here for over an hour doing a sum total of fuck all

[languid grove]

You’re getting paid to do nothing

Just shh and be humble

[storm whale]

oh yeah if you're in college already you're in a bit too deep to just quit

[dreamy knoll]

Mhm even people who work up to that title without trade school are chefs

[storm whale]

yup

[prime canopy]

not in college rn but theres 3 months until my session starts

[dreamy knoll]

There are online courses you could attend

[storm whale]

you've paid for it tho yeah?

[prime canopy]

yes, all that I need to pay for now is material

[narrow atlas]

Have they dropped the release date for subnautica 2 yet?

I know it’s this month

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah 15th

[lethal sierra]

It's in 2 says actually

[storm whale]

like 2 days from now or something

[lethal sierra]

Very close

[narrow atlas]

Sweet. I preordered it today

[dreamy knoll]

You

[prime canopy]

im in Multimedia arts
basically visual arts but infinitely better cause I get to actually learn how to work with computers too ( no coding, just using software )

[narrow atlas]

Deadass might gift it to some friends, so we can play day 1

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[storm whale]

interesting

[lethal sierra]

Yes it is I

[storm whale]

alright imma eat dinner see ya for now gang

[dreamy knoll]

Did u know that dave feom accounting is also an electrician

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo

[indigo hull]

feom

[prime canopy]

Dave from accounting ... the music guy ?

[coral token]

boo

[dreamy knoll]

Its 8am and im still waking up

[lethal sierra]

Hello veemo hru doing

[real python]

AH FUCK

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah that one

[indigo hull]

my fault veems

[dreamy knoll]

Too early for this shit

[prime canopy]

I could go to college twice 🤔

[dreamy knoll]

Do u know where the closest trade school is???

[mental tulip]

SIGMA

[indigo hull]

College²

[dreamy knoll]

I wanna go to sleep but my head hurts and i have to do things today

[lethal sierra]

What the sigma

[prime canopy]

pretty sure most trades jobs here aren't college based, just post secondary studies, like, Proffesional study diplomas

[bleak warren]

what the Σ

[mental tulip]

any chance

[ruby zealot]

shhhh

[coral token]

what the reimman sum!

[indigo hull]

erm, english only 🤓

i dont know if mathematical terms are english

[bleak warren]

it's the greek letter sigma

[narrow atlas]

Math is the language of the universe

[indigo hull]

true

it was in a hot, dense state at one point

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪 🍪

[bleak warren]

i love the universe and i hate math. bad combo

[coral token]

blerg

[dreamy knoll]

I hate the universe and i hate maths great combo

[bleak warren]

but spaaaaaace

[indigo hull]

Space Core is that you?

[mental tulip]

the first thing i noticed was what the sigma

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah but no space to put things

[bleak warren]

space is infinite

[coral token]

so am i

[mental tulip]

500 bowser f- i mean fire

[dry sphinx]

No

[upbeat charm]

clover hates math but has to take 4 courses with math in them next year

[bleak warren]

if this server ever shut down you'd be the last to leave

you're the band on the titanic

[coral token]

i am the server

[dreamy knoll]

Counter arguement stars are cool

[dry sphinx]

"last to leave"

[narrow atlas]

Thales is doctor manhattan irl

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo john a clover

[indigo hull]

hyperfixation triggered

I got to see one of the actual violins they used

[mental tulip]

be careful with the word

[narrow atlas]

I had a few Grand uncles on the titanic

[indigo hull]

im not sure if it was the Band Leader's in particular but it was a violin from the band

[bleak warren]

huh i just realized

[dreamy knoll]

Hai smoodge

[bleak warren]

bad things happen on big boats a lot don't they

[indigo hull]

you arent far off in that view

[narrow atlas]

I think 3 in total. I know at least one died, and my grandma wasn’t allowed to talk about it growing up cause they had ptsd

[indigo hull]

rather it be the Great Lakes or the Mediterranean

[novel gust]

My dudes/dudettes. I need help. We need to get @indigo hull on the couch. Blow up every comment he makes with emojis so he can get on the couch

[novel gust]

is that a yes?

[coral token]

no

[novel gust]

awww

ok

[mental tulip]

to bad lil bro

[novel gust]

have a good wednesday tomorrow then

[coral token]

we are not getting a random user in the couch

[ruby zealot]

glaggle yknow this guy?

[indigo hull]

nor do I wanna

[bleak warren]

jimmy hasn't even had mods on the couch, no way a discord user gets it

[novel gust]

okie

[dreamy knoll]

Tables imma give u a couch

[coral token]

jimmy told me in a meeting he'd have me there lmao

[tired gull]

I finally got some good pictures of the white throated sparrow in my yard

[coral token]

if only i lived there

[indigo hull]

Thales in the you laugh you leave when

[bleak warren]

ok but then like i'd have to come out of twitch retirement to help with everything cuz like, you do a lot

[dreamy knoll]

If tables lived in the states

[narrow atlas]

He’d sit there stone faced since he’s already seen all the memes beforehand

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

shit you right

he would have that advantage

[coral token]

i am very very far

[storm whale]

thales would have a massive advantage

[pallid socket]

They should put me on the couch and the entire video will just be me trying to find a comfortable sitting position for 15 minutes

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge imma give u tb money soon

[tired gull]

I can post the pictures of the bird

[narrow atlas]

Just Thales staring at the camera for a few hours as Jimmy is talking to chat

[pallid socket]

I’m not even watching the videos I’m just struggling to sit comfortably

[languid grove]

I think I laugh at dumb shit too easily

[coral token]

i'd literally lose

i'd need 50 lives

[ruby zealot]

donkey eating figs?

[pallid socket]

At one point I’m upside down

[indigo hull]

elite ball knowledge

[bleak warren]

i would honestly do pretty good in a YLYL

[storm whale]

do you just approve videos that make you laugh

[coral token]

ofc grandma

[bleak warren]

especially nowadays, i find most of the videos unfunny

[pallid socket]

I’d probably do horribly

[bleak warren]

[ruby zealot]

i did some research my ass isnt going to china

[ruby zealot]

😭

[pallid socket]

Why

[coral token]

well that is how it works

[dreamy knoll]

Smoodge

[ruby zealot]

its a long story

[coral token]

i also approve things i know jimmy may like

[storm whale]

i figured

[bleak warren]

vee

[pallid socket]

China would be cool to go to eventually

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🌮

[lethal sierra]

No I'd probably lose because I know im not supposed to laugh so my brain would do this weird thing where it's like "no actually you should laugh break those rules"

[pallid socket]

I also want to go to Istanbul. Nice food and nice cats

[sharp geyser]

does anyone know who can better shoot? bullseye or hawnkeye?

[pallid socket]

Bullseye. He can’t miss.

[ruby zealot]

true but the career path i just made doesnt work with the chinese uni i wanted to go to

[proper crest]

Cats :)

[indigo hull]

erm, Constantinople /j

[dreamy knoll]

Geese

[tired gull]

I posted the pictures of the sparrow in animals

[pallid socket]

I’m gonna see if I can go to uni in Australia eventually

[ruby zealot]

funfact: bullseye was hawkeye for a while in the comics

[proper crest]

Yuh

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[narrow atlas]

I wanna go to Chongqing. Spice capital of china

[dreamy knoll]

What do u need to know?

[left sierra]

That place is so cool in photos, can't say about it irl

[pallid socket]

Idk, I just want to be in Australia so I can see my boyfriend

[proper crest]

Aspen are you joining us in Australia

[pallid socket]

Yeah eventually, that is the goal

[ruby zealot]

if i do everything good then ESA here i come

[pallid socket]

My ultimate ultimate goal is to work at the reptile park

[narrow atlas]

You’re Australian?

[dreamy knoll]

Fair any aussie questions throw them my way

[proper crest]

Ooo there’s a nice one near us

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah me and the geese are aussie

[proper crest]

Yea

[lethal sierra]

🍔

[left sierra]

Is Nacho Cheese a suitable replacement for engine oil?

[narrow atlas]

I thought you were like Serbian, or some kinda Eastern European for some reason

[dreamy knoll]

No

[pallid socket]

I just need to have a decent career path because I’ve technically aced the citizenship test before (the practice test)

[left sierra]

Ok

[dreamy knoll]

Gud luck

[narrow atlas]

Absolutely no idea why. Just did

[dreamy knoll]

Use germs

[proper crest]

Huh

[pallid socket]

So the current plan is go to college and get my missing credits, then go to uni, then see if I can transfer

[proper crest]

Oo

Good luck

[dreamy knoll]

Some stuff might not carry over but it should be fine

[pallid socket]

And hopefully I’ll manage to do work in the venom lab at the reptile park

[proper crest]

Oo
Yea we got to see the like
Spider one one time
And we’ve done the snake stuff

[pallid socket]

If not that, I’m still working with animals since my chosen line of study is wildlife biology and conservation

Which is a high demand job market according to Australia’s immigration guide website

[dreamy knoll]

Go to rotness island for the best time of your life (the quokkas)

[pallid socket]

I already had the best time at the reptile park forming a one sided bond with a eastern brown snake

He was very cute and kept digging his lil face in the dirt

[drowsy bridge]

[pallid socket]

I would hold him if he would not kill my ass

[proper crest]

Yeep
There’s a lot of new movements to protect the like natural Aussie animals

[proper crest]

It’s worth they have antivenom :3 /silly

[dreamy knoll]

The cane toads

[proper crest]

Not those-

[dreamy knoll]

Ik but we gotta remove them

[pallid socket]

I hate when people say “I’d never go to Australia, there’s snakes/spiders” because after being there the only thing I was bit by was an unreasonable number of mosquitos

[humble isle]

I’d rather not stay due to weather.

[proper crest]

Mood
And the snakes if you just like
Leave them alone they leave you alone

[humble isle]

I HATE hot temperature..

[dreamy knoll]

Wait which part u were planning on going?

Well go to victoria or tasmania in winter

[proper crest]

It’s not that warm
Like
It’s it’s cold rn

[pallid socket]

I don’t like it either but I will put up with it because I love my boyfriend and also love the fact that there’s bus stops near his house

[dreamy knoll]

The summer tho can kinda suck

[pallid socket]

I will do anything for comprehensive public transport

[humble isle]

No part.

[dusky river]

Only place in Australia I would want to go is Tasmania, SPECIFICALLY for Neil the Seal

[humble isle]

I don’t wanna live there.

[pallid socket]

I’d love to go to Tasmania, I’ve heard it sucks

[proper crest]

We sometimes wear jumpers in like 40 C so idk we aren’t the best judge of that

[pallid socket]

I’d go purely for Toby Leonard Moore’s beautiful face

[dreamy knoll]

Its off the grid so u can have power still but its very cold

[pallid socket]

Tobes Moore 💖💖💖💖

[dreamy knoll]

U dont have to live here but like take a holiday here

[languid grove]

Meow

[pallid socket]

He’s not my boyfriend I’m not dating Australian actor Toby Leonard Moore

However if he wasn’t married and 45 I would consider it

[dreamy knoll]

Same and in winter im wearing shorts and a shirt

[real python]

I've been bitten by a rabid animal

[pallid socket]

Go to the hospital?

Get your rabies shots asap

[languid grove]

Honley?

[real python]

Mhm

[narrow atlas]

I’ve never been bit by a wild animal, but I did mistake a skunk for a cat once, and nearly got sprayed

[pallid socket]

I had a wild mouse jump on my face once while I was trying to escort it out of the house

[languid grove]

Wait did I guess correctly or are you just saying that

[indigo hull]

my cat bites me sometimes

[dreamy knoll]

I had held a wild blue tounge lizard

[indigo hull]

thats it really

[pallid socket]

I’ve held a few

Really chill skinks

[mental tulip]

oh hell nah

[dreamy knoll]

They so got damn cute

[pallid socket]

They are truly adorable

[real python]

No you guessed correctly it was them

[proper crest]

Things don’t bite us they just like poke us

[narrow atlas]

I had a similar incident with an opossum as well, but instead of running I started barking at it

[pallid socket]

My goal is one day I’m gonna have a carpet python. Probably the Papuan variety because they’re smaller

[dreamy knoll]

Like top 5 creatures i want to own (number 1 is against the law here to have)

[dusky river]

All they are are spicy kitty’s

[proper crest]

If it counts we have like a whole lot of blue tongue underneath our house

[pallid socket]

I love carpet pythons so much, I don’t care if they have a reputation for being grumpy. The first one I ever held was the sweetest baby ever

[pallid socket]

I’m curious what number 1 is

[dreamy knoll]

Stealing them

[narrow atlas]

They’re also what the McRib is made of

[dreamy knoll]

The quokka

[languid grove]

Yay do I get a gold star sticker

[proper crest]

Gotta go

Misclick

[dreamy knoll]

Bye bye geese

[real python]

Fuck no

They're for me

[dreamy knoll]

Do u want a medal floob

[proper crest]

Freedom
See yall in like 9 hours (we hate school)

[real python]

Yes please

[languid grove]

DON’T BE GREEDY GRRR

[pallid socket]

Reasonable

[dreamy knoll]

Maybe ill cya cuz i have class around then

[mental tulip]

sigma rizz final arc

[dreamy knoll]

The most chillest lil guys ever

[narrow atlas]

I wanna move to Arizona so I can live where my favorite scorpions live

[real python]

Exsanguinate

[dreamy knoll]

Ill ship to ya in 6 months when aus post stops being a bitch

[real python]

[narrow atlas]

[ruby zealot]

i love xavier he's so weird

[indigo hull]

Empire of Australia-Hungary

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah aus post kinda bad at their jobs

[ruby zealot]

"if you love soup so much, why dont you marry soup"

[languid frigate]

Empire of hungry australians

[dreamy knoll]

Why dont u

[ruby zealot]

shhhhhhh

go sleep

[dusky river]

soup store

[dreamy knoll]

U do not want that

[languid frigate]

Mmmm soup

[ruby zealot]

xavier has made me agnostic.

[coral token]

mhhhh

[indigo hull]

microwave

[plush bone]

wish there was someone to play hypixel skyblock with

[languid grove]

The thoughts are telling me to cut my hair tomorrow

[kind skiff]

shave yourself bald

[ruby zealot]

mine are telling me to get a job at ESA

[narrow atlas]

I have a hair appointment tomorrow funny enough

[ruby zealot]

oh cool pls dont go bald

[narrow atlas]

The day I go bald is the day I die

And I plan on living forever

[ruby zealot]

dont let me catch you lacking when i have a razor

[narrow atlas]

I would genuinely kill someone if they fucked with my hair

[ruby zealot]

same

[storm whale]

I haven't cut my hair in for fucking ever

[narrow atlas]

I am 100% ready to throw my life away if someone try’s to shave me for a joke

[indigo hull]

fr

[narrow atlas]

Anywho while I’m on the topic of hair. I’m gonna get a third layer to my hair, so I’m hype for that

[storm whale]

same

I will leave nothing left of them

[mental tulip]

the most important thing is that always pick up the phone when freak bob calls

[storm whale]

nah

[languid grove]

I’m jealous

I can’t get my hair professionally done until my new piercing heals

[mental tulip]

why you jealous because of freak bob

[narrow atlas]

What kind of piercing prevents you from getting your hair done?

[livid patrol]

guys what image should I put on my birthday cake?

[teal sinew]

im dom

[narrow atlas]

That one

[teal sinew]

dom tom

[mental tulip]

waittttttttttt

[teal sinew]

dont worry bout it

[mental tulip]

hi friend

[teal sinew]

im NOT UR FRIEND

IM DOM

TOM!!!!

[mental tulip]

no

[languid grove]

Industrial

If it gets caught in the comb I’m cooked

[narrow atlas]

Fair enough. Tho a professional could probably avoid it right?

[teal sinew]

guys

who invented the spoon?

[indigo hull]

your mom

[languid grove]

It’s a lot of trust to put into someone

[bleak warren]

john spoonman

[teal sinew]

WRONG WRONG WRONG

[indigo hull]

i thought it was James Spooner?

[teal sinew]

ANSWER AGAIN

[languid grove]

I’ll just cut my own hair tomorrow

[teal sinew]

ITS NEITHER U IDIOTS!

[bleak warren]

i thought it was elijah spoonstein

[teal sinew]

spoonstein

[mental tulip]

mom

[teal sinew]

hah

[languid grove]

I should probably stop doing impulsive stuff to how I look when stuff in my life goes to shit

[teal sinew]

you fucking idiots

[indigo hull]

Albert Spoonstein

[teal sinew]

NOPE

NO no nononononon

[indigo hull]

inventor of Spoon Theory

[teal sinew]

FOR THE LAST TIME

ANSWER CORRECTLY

[bleak warren]

david h. spoonley jr.

[teal sinew]

smudge

on friday

[bleak warren]

angela von spoonburg

[teal sinew]

shut up

[bleak warren]

you first

(that was his 8th strike)

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

incredible

[graceful phoenix]

insert that one song from the wizard of oz here

[dry rock]

YOU

How is

[indigo hull]

where does this come from?

and what is its purpose

[languid grove]

MEOOOWWW

[mental tulip]

hawk

[bleak warren]

i'm gonna be real with ya man

i have never known

[indigo hull]

probably better that its origins remain mysterious then

[ashen dagger]

I'm yeah

[lusty gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[indigo hull]

hi yeah im glag

[ashen dagger]

A billion lions vs one of every Pokemon

[narrow atlas]

I guess, but they’re professionals for a reason

[mental tulip]

milk

[upbeat copper]

This argument is just as stupid as 3 trillion lions vs the sun

[indigo hull]

the British Army vs. a Black Hole

[lusty gorge]

Lion sun defuser
Easy

[tough quiver]

The sun goes away at night, eseay dub for lions

[upbeat copper]

I'm literally going to tear you apart with my fucking teeth

[storm whale]

lion deniers

[lusty gorge]

Lion dentist
Get yo lemon yellows checked first

[storm whale]

such violence

[wicked folio]

Yall is Jimmy still married

[mental tulip]

sigma

[indigo hull]

no he's Jimmy

-# slippin jimmy even

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

music is so peak

big thank you to John Music for inventing it

[indigo hull]

fr

[lusty gorge]

Exactly
Thanks, Micheal Jackson.
For inventing music

[wicked folio]

cuz like lowky. the vid is like really old and some of the comments are like she's his sister.

[storm whale]

he did not in fact, do that

John Music did it

[bleak warren]

brandon mcmusicman

[lusty gorge]

Ohh wait ur right
It was 50 cent

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

if you give him a quarter does he become 75 cent?

[storm whale]

yes

[lusty gorge]

And to listen to 50 cent you gotta put 2 Quarters in your ears

Or five dimes

Or one half dollar coin

[indigo hull]

but which ear does the 5th dime go into?

[lusty gorge]

Or 50 pennies

[lusty gorge]

The middle ear

[plush bone]

John McDickerson

[storm whale]

I'm so disappointed i don't have a zero thousand emoji rn

[drowsy bridge]

i’ve realized that chemists are some of the coolest people ever

youtube chemists at least

[indigo hull]

Fr

[plush bone]

NileRed

[drowsy bridge]

I was watching a video by nile green where he met with a bunch of other chemists and made caesium

[indigo hull]

You mean MrGreenGuy?

[drowsy bridge]

Oh yeah

[indigo hull]

I was gonna say I’m pretty sure NileRed also has a NileGreen channel

No wait just Blue

[drowsy bridge]

he has nile blue

nile green rebranded to MrGreenGuy

[indigo hull]

Ah

[drowsy bridge]

Like they were just storing extremely reactive materials in a box outside in plastic containers😭

working conditions would kill an OSHA inspector in a second

Also speaking of chemistry

i got my first IB 7 on a test!

19/20

after test corrections it becomes 19.5/20

[coral tulip]

Hello chat

[dreamy knoll]

clover

[languid grove]

Goodnight everynyan

[coral token]

he was never married

[tough quiver]

Goodnyant

[dire junco]

anyone here will9ing to do me a favour

[blissful pawn]

Sure

What is it

[dire junco]

dm

[blissful pawn]

I got a warning for that message😱

[coral token]

i wonder why.

[bleak warren]

it is a mystery

[brisk pasture]

pluh

i just got my star rank in boy scouts

[bleak warren]

happy birf

[languid grove]

Nevermind I can’t sleep.

[bleak warren]

[brisk pasture]

ty :)

one more year then i can finally bet on horse races

[bleak warren]

uma musume real

[brisk pasture]

4 more years until i can legally gamble

[brisk pasture]

ALL ON BLACK LET IT RIDE

[brisk pasture]

gtg im doing cake

[reef zealot]

Habby birbday

[brisk pasture]

tyyyyyy