general

[bleak warren]

yeah it's something we just have to deal with, Jimmy isn't gonna make his streams PG-13 or he wouldn't get as many viewers

[kind axle]

And dispraxea and adhd and atisum

Autism*

[indigo hull]

Idk how he could do it tbh

[bleak warren]

it would not be easy given what his content is and the general nature of twitch chats

[languid grove]

It’s weird because I remember his videos being less inappropriate when I first started watching him

[zinc frigate]

Char let’s fucking go I passed my final, AND got a 90 in the class I did all the work in a week for

[languid grove]

And I was like 14? Maybe 15?

[bleak warren]

they were, twitch culture changed and he has to change with it to keep viewcounts up

[kind axle]

Welldone

[languid grove]

True true

[bleak warren]

it is what it is, i don't blame him

[gritty temple]

The woke discord took my nitro now I gotta wait for them to give me more ads to watch

[indigo hull]

its ever changing

[bleak warren]

this applies to youtube as well i'm realizing

[indigo hull]

yeah

[kind axle]

How many people here play ultrakill?

[bleak warren]

i just pay less attention to the youtube side of things

[upbeat copper]

Me who paid for the yearly subscription:

[gritty temple]

I am broke

[indigo hull]

the only times i've had nitro it was gifted to me

[bleak warren]

same

[upbeat copper]

Nitro basic yearly subscription

[gritty temple]

Stinky

[bleak warren]

it's funny that i mod a chat where like 90% of the people have more money than me

and most of them ARENT adults

[languid grove]

I’m broke too dw Smudge

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

My stepsiblings get an allowance but they barely do anything to help or clean and I don’t get an allowance but I keep the house clean just remember that

[languid grove]

That’s weird

[teal sinew]

cant i say h

[gritty temple]

Yea it so sad

[languid grove]

Why don’t you bring it up

[teal sinew]

its hacist

[indigo hull]

its not weird i think its just favoritism

[gritty temple]

Shy

[bleak warren]

no single letter messages, we had to block those so people won't spam

[upbeat copper]

Imma fight yo parents

[languid grove]

This is true

[teal sinew]

yall have slowmode???

[bleak warren]

yes, again, so people won't spam

[gritty temple]

I think that my stepdad just hasn’t rlly considered it I don’t think he is singling me out on purpose since those are his kids and I’m not

[teal sinew]

but like to avoid the first problem

[languid grove]

If you ever feel confident to bring it up then you should

[teal sinew]

i feel like yall are overthinking about this yk?

[gritty temple]

Bwoof..,.

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

H isnt even the best letter of the alphabet bro

[gritty temple]

Spam is also just filling the chat with slop with no substance

[bleak warren]

no, i've seen what chats are like without those limits, it's good we have them

[teal sinew]

go eat 20 cherry pits

[languid grove]

Why are you trying to debate a rule

[teal sinew]

cuz i wanna say h. its fun

i liek h

[languid grove]

Well too bad I guess

It’s spam

[upbeat copper]

Does communicating with stickers count? (for when I'm feeling even more nonverbal than normal)

[indigo hull]

doesn't look like sizzle, pork and mmmm to me

[gritty temple]

Yeh it’s still communicating somethin

[bleak warren]

stickers are fine if one or two people use them like, every 5-10 messages or so, we don't want a wall of them

[teal sinew]

meanie

[upbeat copper]

I see

[gritty temple]

Can’t use my awesome wolf stickers thanks obamna

[languid grove]

Who’s being mean?

[teal sinew]

everyone

everyboddyyyyyy. YEAHHHH. ROCK YOUR BODDYYYYY. YESHHHHH

[gritty temple]

You will not survive the winter

[upbeat copper]

I think your awesome wolf stickers are really cutesy

[coral token]

Sigh

[teal sinew]

i can survive the summer tho 🙂

[gritty temple]

UwU

[bleak warren]

i'm not saying you can't use stickers

[storm whale]

what have you done

[upbeat copper]

They bring me immense joy and I show all of them to MY wolp

[gritty temple]

Nono I mean it’s because I ain’t got nitro

[bleak warren]

ohhhh

[gritty temple]

Discord so greedy

[storm whale]

real

[gritty temple]

You used to get like 700 orbs for videos and now it’s 200 because they need people to pay for nitro more

[coral token]

greed

[ruby zealot]

hi dragon

[indigo hull]

i say we overthrow the discord bourgeoise

[gritty temple]

Real

[bleak warren]

a lot of people canceled nitro when the verification stuff got announced so now they're scrambling for all that lost cash

[ruby zealot]

i agree

[indigo hull]

install a server of the proletariat, free nitro for all

Karl Marx would be proud i think

[gritty temple]

I’m gonna turn the Discord CEO into a copy of Joe Dirt

[bleak warren]

joe dirt dvd

[gritty temple]

Uwu

[kind axle]

I saw the hour of joy McQueen

[indigo hull]

why does that fit so well over the space jam dvd meme?

holy 😭

[bleak warren]

two one syllable words

[ruby zealot]

If there was the four horsemen of apocalypse for jimcord users who would be the horsemen

[upbeat copper]

IT WONT LET ME JOIN THE WOLP DEN IM DISTRAUGHT

[bleak warren]

i assume you could do that with any movie title that's two one syllable words

[indigo hull]

true

[candid onyx]

Hi

[gritty temple]

This so sad

[upbeat copper]

[drowsy bridge]

Oh my god! Hi Shaq!!

[gritty temple]

Shaves you

[drowsy bridge]

Shaq!!

[upbeat copper]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[languid grove]

WHAT

[upbeat copper]

[candid onyx]

Bro I haven’t talked here in so long

[gritty temple]

OWO

[candid onyx]

💔

[ruby zealot]

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL WHAT

[humble isle]

[upbeat copper]

Duppeteer Master

[storm whale]

what

[candid onyx]

I forgot I even went by shaq on discord

lol

[indigo hull]

oh its the birthday of the original Siamese Twins today

Chang & Eng Bunker

[storm whale]

sick

[upbeat copper]

Oh happy birthday chang and eng

[ruby zealot]

Dapper puppet

[upbeat copper]

Dumb muppet* /j

[coral token]

#mod-memes please get tested!

so dangerous

[storm whale]

idk........................

I think he might be cooked

[ruby zealot]

MOTHERFUCKER GOT THE BUBONIC PLAGUE LMAO

[storm whale]

that one's easy to treat tho

[coral token]

Tiny problem

[plush bone]

gurt

[indigo hull]

i have 10k dd now

[plush bone]

nice

[storm whale]

okay Mr. Moneybags

stop the flex

[upbeat copper]

Poor guy

[coral token]

I have ☝🏻🤓

[candid onyx]

Bro i js realized

When’s the last time I even watched a jimmyhere video

I don’t even remember

[plush bone]

1967

[storm whale]

I haven't watched one in fucking ages

[upbeat copper]

What is a hantavirus

[coral token]

A virus

[upbeat copper]

I see

[coral token]

That makes you like men

[upbeat copper]

WHA

[storm whale]

very dangerous virus

[upbeat copper]

Do you have it?

[coral token]

Yes

[candid onyx]

It probably won’t be an outbreak like covid was

[upbeat copper]

Oh no... Is it contagious?

[candid onyx]

It’s not airborne

[coral token]

Very

[storm whale]

probably not

[coral token]

ACHOO

[coral token]

I'm hungi

[kind axle]

Dose anyone have any advice on getting a gf?

[kind axle]

🍔

[upbeat copper]

What gonna make

[storm whale]

be funny

idk

[candid onyx]

Epic games made the hantavirus so people would play more fortnite if lockdown happened again

[storm whale]

they failed that game sucks

[candid onyx]

Fortnite lwk that best it’s been in years gameplay wise

[upbeat copper]

I give strawberries 🫴🍓

[indigo hull]

they aren't made of straw nor are they berries

biggest lie of our lifetime

[upbeat copper]

I'm going to hurt you

[plush bone]

w sticker

[upbeat copper]

Tyty

I sleeb

[plush bone]

ok

[upbeat copper]

[plush bone]

sleep well

[zinc frigate]

Being home knowing I got 2 tests then I’m done with school until the fall is so nice

[candid onyx]

I’ve got 8 days left

[ruby zealot]

...till what

[candid onyx]

Schools over

[ruby zealot]

oh yeah

i have 2 days and then 6 weeks of internships

[gritty temple]

Be respectful and talk about your interests

And be considerate

[kind axle]

Ok

[gritty temple]

Arf

Aruff wruff woof woof bark

[plush bone]

school already ended for me

😭

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[ruby zealot]

STOP BURPING PLEASE

[native geyser]

burp

[oak brook]

Burp?

[languid grove]

Let a girl burp

[ruby zealot]

sure but not you

[candid onyx]

Lucky

[real python]

No

[open turtle]

hello, it’s me crewwmate

[languid grove]

WOWWW

[ruby zealot]

lmao

[ruby zealot]

it's called being a goat

[languid grove]

Misogynistic Soldier boy

[real python]

Is there another version of solider boy?

[indigo hull]

Sounds pretty solid to me

But what about solidest boy

[ruby zealot]

like a snake?

[indigo hull]

Still waiting for Kojima to come up with Gas Snake

[languid grove]

That’s true

[ruby zealot]

plasma snake

[indigo hull]

Don’t mess with plasma snake

[real python]

LIQUID

[oak brook]

Snake

Like metal gear solid guy

[indigo hull]

Metal Gear Liquid

[oak brook]

Plastic lever liquid

[zinc frigate]

2 miis on my island just had a second kid damn

[indigo hull]

Epic

[languid grove]

Who do you have on your island

[zinc frigate]

Basically every single oc I have lol

[real python]

[zinc frigate]

They named their kid Michael… MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE

[indigo hull]

They knew

[real python]

Michael Jackson

Heehee

[stone condor]

hello aspiring vtuber

[indigo hull]

Why am I getting AI slop in my YouTube ads now 😭

[real python]

Wanna break from the ads?

[indigo hull]

This contains too much yellow

[rough vapor]

it matches you

[languid grove]

Hallo

[languid grove]

That’s rich coming from you

[vague parcel]

Hello Jimmy Cord

[stone condor]

yay hallo hru

[bleak warren]

[indigo hull]

Rich in potassium

[storm whale]

my internet is still crashing

[indigo hull]

Tell it to stop

[strong vigil]

blarg

[bleak warren]

HEMUS

[strong vigil]

hola

[bleak warren]

how are ya man

[strong vigil]

i good, on the way to da store rn

[oak brook]

Can I eat your internet?

[storm whale]

it won't listen
help

[strong vigil]

no i am not driving

hbu smudgus

[bleak warren]

had a rough patch for like a week or two but the last few days have been awesome

[indigo hull]

What’s so funny about smudgus amongus?

[bleak warren]

[indigo hull]

[strong vigil]

that’s good at least

[lusty gorge]

A Smudgus is Amongus

[ruby zealot]

When the glaggle is sus....

[indigo hull]

i'll let you in on a little secret

i was actually sillius soddus

[coral token]

Boo

[fair flame]

Hello, humans

[strong vigil]

ahhhhh

[lusty gorge]

bs

[coral token]

Woah there.

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle rum flavor when?

[ruby zealot]

Hi stroms

[ashen dagger]

hi ventriliquest

[ashen dagger]

theres no shot i spelt that right first try

[indigo hull]

its ventriloquist

[lusty gorge]

Ventriloquist

[ruby zealot]

Ventriloquist

[indigo hull]

a triple

[lusty gorge]

trip;e

[ruby zealot]

Oh baby a triple

[ashen dagger]

there will be a news story tonight

[indigo hull]

one million years dungeon

[ruby zealot]

I'm scared...

[fair flame]

*Trip;e, lol

[ashen dagger]

nuclear bomb

[lusty gorge]

Hi, Scared

[indigo hull]

Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb

[ruby zealot]

💀 💥

[indigo hull]

wait now i have to send that in #memes

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle did you know there's 0.0% alc rum?

[indigo hull]

interesting

[dapper geyser]

I said “E” and was told I’m not allowed to say it again 😭

[fair flame]

Alc rum? Tell me human, what does that mean?

[dapper geyser]

Ima try again

Why can’t I say “E” here?

[ruby zealot]

Should I try it when I get my next allowance?

[dapper geyser]

Bro chat filter broken here

[zinc frigate]

[humble isle]

Aaaaaaand I’m back down to 107.

[fair flame]

What does it happen when you say the word?

[humble isle]

Fuck everything.

[oak brook]

Sorry. I cannot engage in such conversation. Let’s keep our conversation respectful.

[zinc frigate]

No. You cannot have single characters here to prevent spam

[dapper geyser]

No I’m only typing one letter and it tells me it can’t be sent

[ashen dagger]

GET BACK HERE

[dapper geyser]

Oh

[fair flame]

Let me try

[bleak warren]

single letter messages are blocked by the bot for spam prevention reasons

[indigo hull]

go for it

[fair flame]

Oh it does, damn

[oak brook]

That's fair

[zinc frigate]

You ok?

[humble isle]

No.

[dapper geyser]

No wonder chat is dead

[zinc frigate]

[dapper geyser]

Fahhhh

[ashen dagger]

are you stupid

[bleak warren]

this isn't dead if you have the attention span of more than 1 microsecond

[fair flame]

Welp, only one guy is great to answer me but no one else does, welp… alright then

[dapper geyser]

Are you disrespecting?

[bleak warren]

also spam adds nothing to the conversation it's just "look i can press a button"

[dapper geyser]

Many middle fingers to you buddy have a nice day

[humble isle]

Look I pressed Pat button

[bleak warren]

what the heck!

[bleak warren]

i can't even find that button

[dapper geyser]

I thought he would kiss the dog

[lusty gorge]

Spamton g Spamton
That's my fucking name
I am secret boss
In Deltarune game

[zinc frigate]

Joyous whimsy

[fair flame]

Same actually, lmao

[dapper geyser]

lol

[ashen dagger]

yaya hru autumn lady girlypop cutie patootie (and this time you CANT reflect it on me, you have PRETTY HAIR)

[humble isle]

This is true, the hair is pretty mhm

[lusty gorge]

We all Cuties frfr

[proven ocean]

Fr

[fair flame]

Welp, I’m out, going to sleep, good bye humans

[lusty gorge]

No cap on a stack frfr

[languid grove]

This is true

[oak brook]

Gn gng

[zinc frigate]

I reflect it upon ye REGARDLESS
And im fine, mentally preparing for my last 2 finals tonight, debating if i should draw rn or nah, hbu??

[proven ocean]

Good snores boss

[zinc frigate]

Spare potassium change?

[indigo hull]

🍌 on behalf of the banana man

[ashen dagger]

you should #draw frfr to prepare for those finals
otherwise im okiii, kinda just chilling

[zinc frigate]

Aye aye captain lady maam. Gotta design Lilys vtuber model for the fun
Hope chilling is nice you pretty af woman

[languid grove]

Should I wear my scarab necklace or Vivienne Westwood one tomorrow

[ashen dagger]

ooohhh that sounds cute
and yes im chilling in two ways, my fit and the fact that its STILL COLD IN MY ROOM FUCK

[lyric sierra]

jimmy is cool guy

👍👍👍

[zinc frigate]

Idk what that second one is so I vote scarab

[zinc frigate]

Very stylish and cold

[languid grove]

Scarab it is

[ashen dagger]

its just sweats a longsleeve, and a jacket
nothing special

[real python]

I'm beating people up

[kind axle]

Cute profile awwww

[languid grove]

your name is suddenly people

Why are you hitting yourself

[coral token]

Blerg

[humble isle]

Me when I’m choosing which bug in my arsenal to send after my enemies:

[languid grove]

HELP

I tried taking a video to show it off and my dumb ass dropped it at the end

[ashen dagger]

😭

[languid grove]

#photos-and-videos

[dry rock]

You called

[scarlet eagle]

We need one where he has the bleached hair!!

[marsh ibex]

[bleak warren]

bananananer

[coral token]

nanananana batmann

[indigo hull]

it is very noisy on the western front

[proper crest]

Word

[gritty temple]

I ate healthier and drank water today where is my praise

[languid grove]

GOOD JOB

Healthy wolf is good wolf

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

ord

[lusty gorge]

ARCH LOOK A FULL MOON

[real python]

[proper crest]

:3

[gritty temple]

AAAAAWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lusty gorge]

Made you look

[gritty temple]

Heem heem whimper

[ruby zealot]

Geese you play MC?

[proper crest]

When we aren’t studying

Or playing
Hades 2

[lusty gorge]

Damn dude I need someone to play block tales with

[ruby zealot]

You busy tomorrow or nah

[proper crest]

Yes unfortunately):
we have lots of assignments

[old robin]

Bendy

[ruby zealot]

Oh its fine then
:>

[ocean grove]

Hi

[lusty gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[proper crest]

We will see we might have some freedom idk tho

[lusty gorge]

—•.•‘.—•._.•.• ‘‘`'*•-‘•-+-

[ruby zealot]

I just remembered I need to have a senior quote for my college year book
-# yes I know my college does do a yearbook

[proper crest]

Wha

[ruby zealot]

I have a year tho

[proper crest]

We have like
These school jackets and we have to put like
A quote on it

[ruby zealot]

That's so cool what?

[lusty gorge]

Has someone put Rick roll as a quote?

[ruby zealot]

Honestly I'm probably gonna write some bullshit

[proper crest]

Ya the very seniors (like last year at school)
Which is us in like
2 terms
Get jacket and you put quote
Is nice

[indigo hull]

i did that

for my senior quote

[proper crest]

“Procrastination is key”

[ruby zealot]

Oh my days what did you write

[indigo hull]

Turn the spoon flatways

[ruby zealot]

Ain't no way

[ruby zealot]

PAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[proper crest]

Stay sharp 🥄

[indigo hull]

i'll give you proof

[ruby zealot]

remember to blur out your name and face

[drowsy bridge]

School is weird

I was walking to lunch and there was a coconut in one of the buildings by the stairs

[proper crest]

Damn

[ruby zealot]

God I feel like a menanial

[languid grove]

A what

[ruby zealot]

menanial

Yknow gen x, boomers, menanials

[languid grove]

I don’t think that’s how you spell it

[ruby zealot]

millennial
...
Fuck

[daring halo]

hi

[ruby zealot]

Yknow what I'm gonna pull out the most out of pocket message I sent and use it

[blissful oar]

MY MOM IS A FOID??????

[ruby zealot]

This is... Something

[daring halo]

?!

[blissful oar]

follow me on Microsoft Excel

[old robin]

No

[narrow atlas]

Uhgghg my hand burns

[indigo hull]

Is it perhaps on fire?

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle can you teleport me to china

[indigo hull]

Where to?

[ruby zealot]

Shanghai

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

Ah you wanna be a butterfly?

[narrow atlas]

No. There’s a singular big ass hive on my palm cause sweat

[ruby zealot]

Fuck my chud life

[ruby zealot]

No I wanna apply to a university that doesn't suck

[indigo hull]

goated King Gizzard song

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

I would wanna see Qingdao

[daring halo]

:3

[narrow atlas]

[indigo hull]

The old German architecture from before World War 1

I think some of it still exists

[outer pecan]

Hiii

[old robin]

We need jimbo as kasane teto

[indigo hull]

Yeah the colonial governors office still exists

[daring halo]

hai

[outer pecan]

Hruu

[compact sand]

Hello

[languid grove]

RAAGGGHHHHH

[daring halo]

I'm ok, I think, how about you?

[outer pecan]

Doing good my dude

[daring halo]

that's nice!!! :3

[brisk pasture]

boo

its me

[fallow osprey]

helo

[long hornet]

Anyone else going through finals?

[unreal kiln]

I took 2 today😢

While canvas was down so I had to study with Quizlet and some bullshit

[ruby zealot]

AHHHHHH
hi syno

[languid grove]

We have the dingus dollar

[hazy eagle]

not bad

i thought of it at 2 last night

[fossil hound]

Hi

Its my first time typing in here

[old robin]

500 lobsters

[woven flicker]

🦖

[woven flicker]

Why so many?

[old robin]

Because together they are strong

[woven flicker]

Holy krill

[ruby zealot]

hi oomfie
hows your leg?

[woven flicker]

Fucked it up today but we good

[ruby zealot]

ah damn

[woven flicker]

Did an intense workout

And cracked it twice earlier

[ruby zealot]

[woven flicker]

What

[old robin]

And blue lobster

[ruby zealot]

it sounds disgusting to me

[lilac linden]

you ever just get that really good neck crack that’s so good it starts to feel bad after

[ruby zealot]

yes

[woven flicker]

So many crustaceans😭😭

[lilac linden]

It’s beautiful 🥹

[ruby zealot]

my right hand sounds like a cement mixer

[woven flicker]

Yeah

[lilac linden]

it’s really fun if you do it around people too cause they look at you like you’ve just broken a bone

[woven flicker]

I’m Omar

[lilac linden]

hi Omar I’m dad

[woven flicker]

🦖🫳🔥🔥🔥

[lilac linden]

One day, you shall be crushed under the weight of your sins. I will not be there to save you.

[karmic shell]

🐎

[lilac linden]

horse

[languid grove]

Stupid horse

[indigo hull]

🐎 🐎 🐎

[karmic shell]

horse radish

[indigo hull]

the cavalry arrives

[ruby zealot]

pink honse
yellow honse
stupid honse

and puppet honse

[indigo hull]

the four honsepeople

[ruby zealot]

war- glaggle
famine-rika
Conquest- stupid
death-me

[fathom drum]

Helloooooo

[ruby zealot]

ello incog you silly oven hru

[fathom drum]

I’m doing ok
Wbu?

[ruby zealot]

good i think
was looking at universities despite having a year left
gonna play volleyball tomorrow
and probably play mc with glaggle and or geese

[unreal kiln]

Oh my god bro I'm so bored who tryna go to the factory

[indigo hull]

im working more on my fictional Cold War

[ruby zealot]

the france one right?

[fathom drum]

Oh nice
Hope your volleyball goes well

[ruby zealot]

thank you

[indigo hull]

yes

[ruby zealot]

oh cool

[fathom drum]

I would also look universities but tbh I probably won’t go to one

[indigo hull]

also its a three way cold war too

between Russia, Germany, and the UK/US

[oak brook]

Can't wait for Jimmy Jimmyhere movie night

[ruby zealot]

the one i was looking at has a acceptance rate of 88%

[indigo hull]

basically Democracy vs Monarchy vs Socialism

[ruby zealot]

which is kind of insane considiring its location

[fathom drum]

You got this!!

[ruby zealot]

thank you twin but i have a year left so i gotta lock in

[mental tulip]

milk

[pulsar sonnet]

Orange juice

Dr pepper

Fanta

[mental tulip]

hell no

[pulsar sonnet]

TF you mean hell no

[pulsar sonnet]

Wrong way

Forget I existed

[coral token]

ok

[languid grove]

hallo

[humble isle]

Hallo Eeka

[languid grove]

How are ya Eecey

[coral token]

rik

[languid grove]

Les

Bian

[outer pecan]

Hii

[unreal kiln]

Wait so why is it cold

Is it for the same reason

Cuz a monarchy with nukes is a lil scary

[indigo hull]

yeah

[mental tulip]

tinkaton

[indigo hull]

though as far as Russian nukes go that comes a bit later than in our timeline

mid 50s maybe

[ruby zealot]

kay night guys

[languid grove]

Goodnight nerd

[humble isle]

Eh. Not great.

[languid grove]

I’m with ya
If I could send a hugging emote I would rn

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

you always have the default one

[languid grove]

That is true

[humble isle]

I’ll send one for you

[languid grove]

Thanks Gurl

[storm whale]

with this brief moment of internet i have, I would like to tell you all that 2+2 is fish

[languid grove]

I hope you feel better soon

[indigo hull]

no it equals 5

[mental tulip]

sigma

[languid grove]

No it equals 22 you dummies

You glue them together

[storm whale]

my internet has been down for 5 hours

[gritty temple]

math

[indigo hull]

sorry i eated your fiber optic cables

[languid grove]

Yes

[gritty temple]

yay

[storm whale]

I'll never forgive you

[mental tulip]

im bored

[indigo hull]

i needed sustenance for ideas

[outer pecan]

Hii

[storm whale]

chew on the fiber optics of the new members then please and thank you

[limber trellis]

Slampchoon fiddlesticks

[storm whale]

I can feel my shit slowing down again

farewell, off to the shadow realm I go

[limber trellis]

goodbye

Ascend brother

[prime canopy]

dude, i'm trying to draw the stupid Sonic adventure promo image pose with my character and lowkey dont know where to start

[upbeat copper]

[prime canopy]

it would be so cool

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

You beat me to it 💀

[languid grove]

Goodnight everynyan

[upbeat copper]

[prime canopy]

nini Rika :3

HOW THE HELL WOULD I DRAW MY ICONIC HAT ON THERE ????

[upbeat copper]

Which one

[prime canopy]

come on, the incredibly peak and totally not cringe pink newsboy hat

[upbeat copper]

Oh yea

Hmmmm

[coral token]

i ate 1 and a half bags of ketchup cheetos

[upbeat copper]

Put it like hanging off the finger or sum

[prime canopy]

no.. I'll challenge myself

[upbeat copper]

Place it Infront like a png

[prime canopy]

💀

[upbeat copper]

I'm so smart fr

Beyond genius level iq

Everyone is speechless now that my intelligence has been revealed

[upbeat copper]

Also reading this back... WHAT

[coral token]

what what

[upbeat copper]

KETCHUP CHEETOS?

[indigo hull]

that don't sound right

[lethal sierra]

There were ketchup doritos and mustard doritos

[upbeat copper]

[lethal sierra]

The ketchup ones taste better by a long shot, very sweet and a bit tangy, mustard is horrible for a chip, extremely strong taste.

[indigo hull]

who in their right mind would even want a mustard flavored chip?

[upbeat copper]

I'm thinking it tastes similar to a vinegar chip

[lethal sierra]

The mustard ones had this strong acid like scent that really put me off too

[upbeat copper]

Okay yeah so they were practically just salt and vinegar chips

I fear that my body has reset

[lethal sierra]

Huh?

[coral token]

they're so good.

[upbeat copper]

I've gone 30+ hours without a cigarette after smoking like once every 2 hours

But I don't feel any withdrawals

[coral token]

ketchup flavored chips always seem to be divisive, i love them, that's about it.

[indigo hull]

i think thats a good thing?

idk im not a scientist

[upbeat copper]

I fear

Because that is NOT normal

[indigo hull]

oh i see

[upbeat copper]

Not a SINGLE withdrawal symptom

[frail thistle]

what are the best common magic items for an artificer in d&D, i got a character and i want some unusual ones

[upbeat copper]

Musket is definitely a good one, if not a straight up semi-automatic rifle

[indigo hull]

"I own a musket for home defense"

[upbeat copper]

Eating a Victorian era orphan meal rn

[frail thistle]

guns are lame for dnd

[indigo hull]

wait until bro learns about pike and shot

[lethal sierra]

Tusk, I'm tusk, im motherfuckkng tusk and I'm tusk all the way from the dawn to the dusk

[indigo hull]

aka knights with guns

[upbeat copper]

Not at all, they make for REALLY fun roleplay scenarios

[frail thistle]

also, the setting, doesnt fit

[upbeat copper]

Ah

Wait..

THEN HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU AN ARTIFICER

[frail thistle]

you can be an artificer without a gun

[zinc frigate]

[frail thistle]

this isn't america

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

AAHHHHHH

I'm back for now

[upbeat copper]

artificer = gun/cannons

Common knowledge

[storm whale]

ehhhhhhh kinda

[upbeat copper]

Sigh

[lethal sierra]

Linda

[storm whale]

yeah

[zinc frigate]

Isn’t an artificer simply an engineer? I think I played one once and she simply had a giant mech suit (keep in mind she was a rat so giant for her is human sized)

[upbeat copper]

Linda 💔

[lethal sierra]

Whats up Linda hello

[frail thistle]

what level were you

[storm whale]

[zinc frigate]

This was in a level 20 one shot that was exclusively there for lore
It was genuinely painful

[drowsy bridge]

just found out that it’s not illegal to make thermite!

according to google

[storm whale]

yeah that sounds about right

[frail thistle]

i'm level 4

[upbeat copper]

Google wants you dead

[drowsy bridge]

I have new plans for the weekend!

[zinc frigate]

So…. Many….. endermen

[frail thistle]

and there are no firearms, there is the eldrich cannon though

[drowsy bridge]

I really do think they want me dead

[humble isle]

Imagine Deltarune DnD 🧠

There’s a campaign I’d play

[storm whale]

I would use emojis but I am limited rn so just imagine some eyes here

[upbeat copper]

I was in an avatar DND one shot

[drowsy bridge]

recently my youtube recomended me “cognetohazards” and “introduction to explosives” or something like that

[upbeat copper]

(the last airbender)

[storm whale]

you could totally do that you'd just need a DM willing to do it

[storm whale]

superior to the blue one

[humble isle]

I have never played DnD lmao

[upbeat copper]

Yes

[humble isle]

But I would learn to play if I meant I could set that up

[storm whale]

I haven't played in months 💔

[indigo hull]

i haven't played either

[fathom drum]

Pokemon DnD is really fun to watch

[upbeat copper]

I played 2 days ago

[frail thistle]

for DND i am a forever DM, this is one of the few times i get to be a player

[storm whale]

peak

[frail thistle]

so i dont know many common magic items

[storm whale]

the hardest part is finding a group to play with

[fathom drum]

Trueeeeeee

[upbeat copper]

Hmmm

[fathom drum]

And everyone’s schedules gotta line up

[humble isle]

I know a lot of people.

I just don’t know where to start in terms of learning what to like.. do..

[storm whale]

making a character

which can be a lot

[frail thistle]

i saw this one magic hat that with a 10 arcana check you can cast 1 random cantrip

good for DPT

[upbeat copper]

I just thought of a fun NPC idea for a campaign

[fathom drum]

Was gonna say the same thing

[frail thistle]

not DPS, DPT (damage per turn)

[storm whale]

Harold the herald

[fathom drum]

Let’s hear it

[lethal sierra]

I think it's pretty easy to learn, there is a character sheet at the start, essentially its one of those character creation screens where you select the powers/appearence/whatever

[frail thistle]

Human fighter, highest stat is constitiution

[upbeat copper]

Artificer dwarf weaponsmith/blacksmith

[storm whale]

yeah it can just be a lot at times cuz there's so many options

[frail thistle]

-# for rock and stone?

[lethal sierra]

And basically when you roll the dice, the highest the number the more effective whatever you are doing is

[humble isle]

My partner once convinced me to start one of those but it was way too complicated so I quit 💔

[storm whale]

yeah you gotta have them walk you through it

[upbeat copper]

Silly little robot helpers

[fathom drum]

That sounds sick

[upbeat copper]

I knowww

[storm whale]

whenever I play a dwarf they must always be 5'11 ¾

never 6 foot

[indigo hull]

lmao

[storm whale]

just barely not

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

I play a 7'10" dragonborn

[lethal sierra]

From what I remember there's points in the story where you can choose between two options, it's been a really long time and I have only played once so i don't quite remember

[storm whale]

that's fair, but for me because dragonborns are supposed to be hella tall I'll make mine like 5'5 max

[zinc frigate]

My character I’m playing rn is an ex gambling addict, ex sky pirate mechanic crow lady who is really depressed atm lol

[upbeat copper]

She's also from the Scottish equivalent part of the world in the campaign

[zinc frigate]

I have other character concepts I gotta flesh out or draw

[storm whale]

hell yeah

[storm whale]

I tend to play a mud paladin

[upbeat copper]

My character likes to talk to trees

[zinc frigate]

Like this very teeny tiny owlin who has a sword at LEAST 2 times its size, and it’s not like it can wield it well, but it refuses to get a smaller sword

[storm whale]

I speak with the müd

[fathom drum]

I need people to play DnD with

[upbeat copper]

Why so Norwegian

[frail thistle]

the last character i played was a lv 3 druid with like 31 health, my constitution was high

[fathom drum]

I usually just watch other people

[storm whale]

it's not even Norwegian the accents are purely for joke purposes they do nothing

it's beautiful

[frail thistle]

observer spy behavior

[opaque oak]

There are discord servers that you can find on forums

[zinc frigate]

I do wanna make a campaign ngl, like I’ve thought of turning Zelda majoras mask into a campaign because it’s one of my favorite games and I need one way to get my irls to play it

[fathom drum]

Lmao

[frail thistle]

question, what should i have my highest stat be for my next character? d8 hit die, i want a stat that i can work a story 'round.

[storm whale]

dex

[fathom drum]

I’d rather do it with friends tho

[upbeat copper]

Mud (m-uh-d), Müd (m-eoo-t)

[indigo hull]

that sounds fun

[opaque oak]

As a DM, start out with a one shot first

[fathom drum]

That’s a great idea hold on

[storm whale]

yeah, it's spelled like the left but pronounced like the right

[zinc frigate]

Ofc not exactly the same as majoras mask, idk how the entire great bay temple would even work since water but

[storm whale]

it's a gag

[upbeat copper]

Killing you

[storm whale]

dies

[fathom drum]

STRENGTH

[zinc frigate]

I love majoras mask and think it’s time mechanics and masks would be really cool to see in a dnd setting

[storm whale]

I also just realized I got this backwards

[frail thistle]

i did that last time and just kept beating people to death, I had good weapons even, just punching them like a Heavy who ran out of ammo

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

[storm whale]

can't ever words good 💔

[upbeat copper]

🥀

[storm whale]

my apologies

[fathom drum]

That’s really funny
If not strength uhhhhhhh what about dexterity

[upbeat copper]

The name Homple implies the existence of Homplings

[storm whale]

potentially

[upbeat copper]

Eating Homplings rn

[storm whale]

[frail thistle]

you'll never hit my tiny head!

[opaque oak]

Dumplings imply a singular Dumple

[upbeat copper]

Mikey

[storm whale]

made of footballs

[opaque oak]

Nuh uh

[indigo hull]

its a stone Luigi

[fathom drum]

The headless horseman lol

[storm whale]

my internet has been fucked since before 3 o'clock, and it is now almost 9

glaggle you fucked it

[indigo hull]

like i said i needed the ideas

[storm whale]

[frail thistle]

uhhh, heres an idea, luigi but 2 ft taller and blue

[graceful phoenix]

i have almost reached top tier britain in war thunder

[storm whale]

bluigi

[plush bone]

loo eegie

[upbeat copper]

But what if... He was purple instead and had a weird nose

[frail thistle]

ew

[frail thistle]

no

[storm whale]

Wario

[graceful phoenix]

i am at 10.7, im only a few thousand research points from 11.7, and then not far from 12.7 after that

[upbeat copper]

And the L was upside down

[storm whale]

evil Luigi, wins by doing everything

[upbeat copper]

Yes

[indigo hull]

lmao

[upbeat copper]

And since he's so large

He would be... WALL luigi

[fathom drum]

More like loses despite doing everything he can

[storm whale]

hmmmmmm

[indigo hull]

that wall sounds like a wonder

[storm whale]

wait a minute.....

[upbeat copper]

DIE

[indigo hull]

NO

[storm whale]

mid song

[upbeat copper]

YOU ALSO DIE I LOVE WONDERWALL

[indigo hull]

fr

Oasis has better music

[storm whale]

I just prefer other genres

[storm whale]

guess I'll die

shrugging man meme

[upbeat copper]

[frail thistle]

#memes

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

You have alerted the horde

[storm whale]

[storm whale]

this cat has too many goofy pics

[storm whale]

yeah I haven't even turned all of them into emojis either

[upbeat copper]

Pluh

Blowing up general

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[storm whale]

dies of death

[left sierra]

I have soup.

[storm whale]

dear god they brutalized him 😭

[upbeat copper]

Me when I fucking GET YOU

[zinc frigate]

AAAAAGH HOW VIOLENT

[left sierra]

...I still have soup

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

AHHH NO LOOK AWAY AVERT YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES

[queen hinge]

Whats up whats up peopleess

[left sierra]

Soup

[upbeat copper]

Hallo

[storm whale]

murder

[queen hinge]

How’s it going?

[storm whale]

General is being massacred

[upbeat copper]

Super silly and awesome, wbu?

[queen hinge]

I’m doing okay!

[upbeat copper]

Good!

[indigo hull]

Why the fuck are there so many flowers in my front yard

[queen hinge]

Glad you’re doing good!

[upbeat copper]

Because you forgor to eat them

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

Yes yes yes

[indigo hull]

they seem more noticeable at night

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

whimsy

[indigo hull]

At least with this neon blue ass lighting

[queen hinge]

I need to grind for more DD i need sticker perms

[storm whale]

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

YOU DONT HAVE STICKER PERMS YET?

[indigo hull]

I blew 10k for den access today

[queen hinge]

Nope!

[storm whale]

for what purpose

[upbeat copper]

Oh hi there gorgeous

[indigo hull]

Idk

Just to have it

[storm whale]

rich ahh

[indigo hull]

There’s also like only four things to buy currently

[queen hinge]

And now apparently Emojis are now in the sticker perm part so I’m bummed i can’t use my emojis anymore :<

[left sierra]

Im just over here applying to school again

[indigo hull]

Grouping vanity roles into one category

[upbeat copper]

🥀

[storm whale]

yeah cuz you can't have more than one

[upbeat copper]

I have ALL OF THEM MUAHAHAHAHA

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

Because I'm EVIL!!!

[queen hinge]

Oh wait nevermind i can use them again??

[storm whale]

Ailerua moment

[upbeat copper]

Eh?

[indigo hull]

Discord moment

[upbeat copper]

I'm dyslexic

[left sierra]

Nothing wrong with that, balance of things and all

[queen hinge]

Yeah prolly lol

[storm whale]

your name backwards

[upbeat copper]

Ohhhh

[storm whale]

that's all

[upbeat copper]

I'm evil AND silly

[queen hinge]

I love Wind waker HD randomizer

[left sierra]

Oh boy!

[upbeat copper]

This is me fr...

[indigo hull]

Terrifying

[queen hinge]

I love this Image

[indigo hull]

Can we get a breadstick in the chat /j

[left sierra]

Mmmmmmm. Bread.

[storm whale]

no

[upbeat copper]

Thanks it's a selfie I took

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

🥖

[queen hinge]

woah how cool

[upbeat copper]

Yeh

[storm whale]

you're aura farming rn

[upbeat copper]

Mhmm as always

[queen hinge]

I’m tryharding wind waker randomizer lol I love Zelda randomizers

[storm whale]

I'm just waiting for my internet to get better

[upbeat copper]

Also guys

NO BEING MEAN TO RIKA

[indigo hull]

Beat the shit out of your router

[zinc frigate]

Aw hell yeah
I still need to beat wind waker

[storm whale]

gonna restart my phone rq be back gang

[storm whale]

thats up next

[queen hinge]

I had a super good seed but got lost and i didn’t have a spoiler log.. So i just restarted :P i don’t mind tho cause i love replaying randomizers, Especially Ocarina of time and majoras mask Combined

[idle dawn]

Guys, the boomba exists. I can't show it because it's too much to handle. Actually, I'm lying. I can't because I don't have access to uploading images ANYWHERE yet

[zinc frigate]

I just adore Zelda lol

[storm whale]

holy fuck it worked

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

I’m sorry we’re getting a He-Man movie in June?!

[queen hinge]

Yeah same, my fav game series tbh

[storm whale]

we're so back

[upbeat copper]

She-ra is better imo

[opaque oak]

Skeletor does not have a funny voice unfortunately

[indigo hull]

That’s an immediate mid tier for me

[idle dawn]

IT DOES EXIST THOUGH

[upbeat copper]

Not watching it then

[idle dawn]

I SWEAR

[indigo hull]

Skeletor needs the funny voice

[upbeat copper]

[opaque oak]

He needs his “NYEHEHEHEHE”

[left sierra]

Skeletor is funny voice villain

[storm whale]

unlimited emojis now

[idle dawn]

the boomba is real

[storm whale]

hehehehe

[upbeat copper]

Just stop gang

[queen hinge]

Cool

[indigo hull]

Lwk may actually go watch it

[idle dawn]

Fine

[upbeat copper]

Read the rules VERY closely

[storm whale]

heresy

[prime canopy]

it's done

[indigo hull]

I’m not gonna like it without the funny Skeletor voice but I’ll watch it

[upbeat copper]

I WAN SEE

[prime canopy]

I am now Cherry THE milkshake

[storm whale]

hmmmmmm

[opaque oak]

Honestly I was more of a ThunderCats kid

When ThunderCats movie

[zinc frigate]

I got heavy Zelda autism it’s one of my top 3 for sure.

[prime canopy]

go see the art channel :p

[idle dawn]

I did

[opaque oak]

Jared Leto is playing Skeletor btw, forgot to mention that

[idle dawn]

It doesn't say I can't say "boomba"

[storm whale]

ruined movie

[indigo hull]

What the fuck!

[queen hinge]

I mean having 62 hours in Wind waker Randomizer alone.. And also playing a bunch of zelda non stop. I don’t know what that means but i probably means something

[left sierra]

I just going back to Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

[indigo hull]

Sounds like you can’t wake the wind

[left sierra]

Shoutout Reggie.

[indigo hull]

[queen hinge]

[left sierra]

Comedy.

[indigo hull]

I know I’m incredible

Glaggling you could say

[queen hinge]

Made me think of that idk why

[frail thistle]

if you're incredible, why can i still see you?

[upbeat copper]

[coral token]

you can, we have a channel for it , #boomroom

[left sierra]

Hey Thales.

[indigo hull]

“One must imagine Sisyphus happy”

[left sierra]

I made soup today.

[storm whale]

a steak

[queen hinge]

Siiigh only like 900 more DD until Sticker perms lmao

[coral token]

un-dds your dd

[indigo hull]

Caddicarus

[coral token]

you now how -150

[upbeat copper]

Id be pretty happy if I were Sisyphus

[ashen dagger]

thankfully, I, am not Sisyphus

[prime canopy]

A STEAK ?!!!

[storm whale]

yes 😔

[queen hinge]

No please Tables don’t do this to me
Lmao

[indigo hull]

Indeed you are not Sisyphus

[left sierra]

Do you ever wonder where your milk comes from?

[indigo hull]

Yeah me too

[prime canopy]

Listen... what if Sisyphus just doesn't roll the rock and appreciates the beauty of the moutain he's exiled to

[storm whale]

I prefer to call him Pissyfist

[upbeat copper]

Billy... You're a toaster you can't drink milk

[ashen dagger]

lowkey can we kill ads that are longer than 5 minutes

[storm whale]

I'm down

[indigo hull]

I’ll get the guillotine

[queen hinge]

I love going into my Friend group and seeing a bunch of AI generated slop

[storm whale]

🗣️ 🔥

[left sierra]

Aha, this is my trap card.

[prime canopy]

ads longer than 5 minutes are either movie trailers or infomercials

[ashen dagger]

all of them, sent to the chains of hell

[upbeat copper]

Those are not your friends they have been replaced by artificial intelligence to give you ai propaganda

[ashen dagger]

i keep getting entire fucking videos; and no, movie trailers are like 3 minutes 😭

[indigo hull]

I got TikTok ai slop in my YouTube ads earlier

Make it make sense