general

[unreal kiln]

And then shared a brief kiss before leaving

There was no imminent threat to the world

[dreamy knoll]

Im removing your oxygen

[daring halo]

🫳 🍪

[languid grove]

Wait you also have a June birthday?

[daring halo]

!!! achhkk!! ghhh... blehh..

[strong vigil]

july 1st

[languid grove]

So close

[dreamy knoll]

Damn tax season???

[strong vigil]

darth vader be like

[strong vigil]

yeah it’s technically not a half but it was close enough

[storm whale]

July birthday gang rise up

[languid grove]

It’s almost a month until I turn 18 now

[dreamy knoll]

Eh i rather use my hands to do it then some mystic powers

[languid grove]

Hemi I’m going to be legally an adult

[dreamy knoll]

Rip to rika

[strong vigil]

omg i forgot you’re not 18 yet LMAO

[storm whale]

thousand yard stare

[late slate]

Sup guys

[strong vigil]

they turn you into a marketable plushie when u turn 20 so becareful

[languid grove]

OH NAUR

[storm whale]

[daring halo]

idk how I'd handle being 18 ngl, I thought I was genuinely like, old and never got to be a child last birthday

[languid grove]

Whatcha staring at

[strong vigil]

idk 18 for me didn’t feel that much different but everyone is different yk

[storm whale]

the marketable plushie allegations

[strong vigil]

i keep thinking your pfp is caine and it takes me a second every time

is the right shape and color

[daring halo]

has the top hat too

[languid grove]

There’s definitely a lot of pressure on me to just be an adult immediately when I turn 18 which is lovely

[storm whale]

lmao
no it's my goat Homple Gronkter Fringlebottum

[languid grove]

[strong vigil]

yeah whomstever that is

[daring halo]

is it a snake with like a mechanical implant of arms

[storm whale]

yes

[daring halo]

sick

[storm whale]

that's exactly what it is

[strong vigil]

damn that is not the greatest thing in the world

[daring halo]

do they have legs

[storm whale]

[strong vigil]

idk i still haven’t figured this shit out so yeah

[unreal kiln]

Top 3 things to do after 18

Get ur M1

[unreal kiln]

Uhhhhhh

[storm whale]

naur snakes don't have legs

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[unreal kiln]

Gap year

[daring halo]

I guess I meant like a pair of mechanical legs but I see

[languid grove]

I can dink alcohol when I turn 18

[strong vigil]

OMG HAVE U SEEN THE CRASH WHERE IT GOT STUCK ON THE TRAFFIC SIGNAL

[languid grove]

I mean I can now but

[narrow atlas]

I can buy a gun when I turn 18

[strong vigil]

dink my oiter

[unreal kiln]

No

[storm whale]

oh yeah
still a no

[strong vigil]

oh well it exists

[unreal kiln]

Third uhh

[languid grove]

I’m dinking my oiter

[daring halo]

makes sense :3

[unreal kiln]

Buy a handle I guess

[languid grove]

A handle?

[daring halo]

snake muscle already good efficient way to travel

[languid grove]

Like a door handle?

[unreal kiln]

No of whiskey

[languid grove]

Is that what adults do?

[languid grove]

Is whiskey good?

[daring halo]

I assume alcohol tastes icky

[storm whale]

like most alcohol, if you mix it with something else yeah

[unreal kiln]

Depends how macho do you want to appear

You only drink alcohol like that for two reasons

[languid grove]

I think i’m very macho /j

[unreal kiln]

Aura and intoxication

[narrow atlas]

It tastes like hand sanitizer

[daring halo]

wine seems kinda cool.. but I'm a child I won't know

[languid grove]

I think I would just mix vodka with juice or monster

Because I’m very grown up and I need my alcohol with juice

[narrow atlas]

Most alcohol, especially liquor tastes like hand sanitizer

[obtuse marten]

Alcohol tastes like shit.

I would know

[dreamy knoll]

Tregg

[languid grove]

YOU’RE A FETUS

[unreal kiln]

Alcohol is good but you don't drink it because you want to taste something good

[languid grove]

Why are you dinking alcohol

[narrow atlas]

He be drinking the church wine

[obtuse marten]

Because

[storm whale]

vodka is fairly tasteless iird so that's not a bad idea

[languid grove]

HELP

[narrow atlas]

Blood of Christ n’ such

[unreal kiln]

You drink it cuz it makes your brain do stupid things

[obtuse marten]

Rika, the place I come from is literally known for being full of weed

Alcohol isn't shit 😭

[unreal kiln]

That shit is straight Welches btw the churches all lobbied against giving wine to children

[narrow atlas]

Oh yeahhh. Ain’t rum real popular in the Caribbean?

[languid grove]

Huh, raspberry flavoured Swedish vodka? That sounds good

[obtuse marten]

I've never drank enough alcohol to get drunk though, it was always a couple of sips or....five.

[languid grove]

[obtuse marten]

Yeah.

[unreal kiln]

I promise you that flavored vodka is almost always nasty

[real python]

Alcohol?

[languid grove]

Awh okay, I’ll mix it myself

[real python]

[languid grove]

Uh oh

[unreal kiln]

Smirnoff ice looks cool it looks like a new monster flavor but it tastes like the souls of ten innocents

[languid grove]

SHOO GO AWAY

[obtuse marten]

I remember when I was visiting dad over in Jamaica he called my mom and she saw me drinking alcohol in the corner

Twas an experience.

[storm whale]

💀 💀 💀

[real python]

Mix jaegermeister with Mango Loco monster instead of red bull and it'll knock your ass off

[obtuse marten]

But I've never had an energy drink somehow

[languid grove]

I’m not looking to knock my ass off

[narrow atlas]

My brother once left a glass of whiskey in my room, and it sat there for like a month cause I thought it was funny

[unreal kiln]

Ur actually that dude from family guy I'm crying

[languid grove]

I just want a positive first experience with alcohol

[obtuse marten]

Alcohol and positive in the same sentence doesn't exist

[unreal kiln]

Yo bro we should pregame with Jaegerbombs

[languid grove]

Idk it makes my aunt pretty happy

[dreamy knoll]

Floob we gotta invade a country

[unreal kiln]

It's jaegermeister with monster

[strong vigil]

i thought it’s redbull but that works too

[real python]

Positive means getting absolutely fuckpot drunk and passing out on the beach at 5am with a dead bird and a traffic cone. (True story)

[languid grove]

WHAT

[strong vigil]

i js drink jaeger straight

[real python]

Idk where the bird came from

[unreal kiln]

What fucking alcohol you drinking

[languid grove]

Well I’m a woman so I can’t really do that but I might steal a traffic cone

Note taken

[real python]

We did bombs with everclear instead of Jaeger

[unreal kiln]

You are too small to pick up birds it's okay Rika we know

[languid grove]

WHAT

[inland drift]

whats up

[languid grove]

I hope Floob didn’t touch the dead bird

[real python]

Well it got there somehow

[languid grove]

[narrow atlas]

Floob used his mind to pick it up

[unreal kiln]

The only time I've ever had like a memory wipe moment was when I accidentally did hallucinogens

That shit was horrid

[narrow atlas]

[obtuse marten]

Bird partied a little too hard

[unreal kiln]

It's okay you entered survival mode and grabbed a snack and shelter

We understand floob

[languid grove]

My new hand cream smells zho goud

[real python]

Pretty much

[obtuse marten]

I have to drink meal replacements now

[real python]

Eat it.

[obtuse marten]

But it's worth it for my teef

[languid grove]

I’m going to make you eat it

[narrow atlas]

Aren’t there some birds that get drunk off fermented berries?

[languid grove]

[real python]

Does it contain alcohol?

[narrow atlas]

[languid grove]

It says cetyl alcohol

In the ingredients

[real python]

I'll take it

[languid grove]

It smells like strawberry but idk what it tastes like

Lemme check

[unreal kiln]

Don't do that it most likely has like

Acids

[languid grove]

Oh it tastes like strawberry too

[unreal kiln]

That's

Impossible

[languid grove]

How

[real python]

Rika ur gonna die

[languid grove]

Gurl I just licked my hand dw

[unreal kiln]

Oh

[real python]

YOU'RE GONNS DIE

[unreal kiln]

Ur chilling don't listen to floob

[languid grove]

I’m not dumb enough to put hand cream directly in my mouth

[real python]

Yes you are

[unreal kiln]

That reminds me of the time my teammate on val said "wait I died cuz I was lowk drinking hand sanitizer"

Like dog you gotta leave the match atp

[languid grove]

I’m going to jump you

[tawny summit]

helloings

[real python]

That's not much or a threat.

[unreal kiln]

Jump because otherwise you can't reach his head

[real python]

Aren't you on the FBI no fly list?

[daring halo]

ermm... don't consume hand sanitizer plz

[languid grove]

And I’m going to tickle you

[real python]

Not ticklish

Keep trying

[languid grove]

FUCKKK

[tawny summit]

no

[unreal kiln]

Floob has been training for ten years to counter you

[digital nacelle]

Helo

[tawny summit]

I love that scene actually where it shows the chipmunks on the no fly list because they didnt even bother posing them its just all of them a posing 😭

[languid grove]

I’m going to give him non alcoholic alcohol

[digital nacelle]

Yay non alcoholic alcohol

[unreal kiln]

Dehydrated water

[digital nacelle]

Sweet tabasco

[real python]

I'd just add alcohol

[unreal kiln]

I was genuinely crying when my hb bought "non-alcoholic vodka"

Dog you just paid 12 bucks for a bottle of water you nincompoop

[languid grove]

Yummy

[narrow atlas]

Yall remember those adds for like carbon enriched water, or something?

[unreal kiln]

Yeah that was a cult apparently

[digital nacelle]

Did it taste like vodka or...

[narrow atlas]

I remember seeing a lot of scams for something like that a few years ago

[languid grove]

It’s always a cult

[unreal kiln]

No you know what it tasted like

Water

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[languid grove]

I swear like stanley cups were a cult too

[daring halo]

mmm pseudoscience

[daring halo]

wait won't that be soda

[languid grove]

I’m just going to call every viral trend a cult now

[unreal kiln]

No they werent directly a cult

Cults are usually hyper-specific products that claim to solve everything

[daring halo]

I guess orange juice would also be carbon infused water..

[unreal kiln]

Like the stuff that the one televangelist was selling to cure like a bunch of bad diseases and stuff just ended up being two parts bleach one part water

[daring halo]

that's interesting, I thought some are just either belief gone wrong or a simple scam

[languid grove]

Yikes

[daring halo]

I guess that's for harmless ones

[narrow atlas]

[daring halo]

wow

[unreal kiln]

Well a lot of people forget this but heavens gate began with an MLM

[daring halo]

aWhat WHAG IS THAT

[digital nacelle]

Im watching a dxtr white video idk what he is saying help

[narrow atlas]

[daring halo]

mlm ?!??

[unreal kiln]

No not kissing dudes multi level marketing

Like a pyramid scheme

[daring halo]

TwT oh yes

I see

[daring halo]

Anton chigurh from the hit film no country for old men?!

[unreal kiln]

Macdonald

[daring halo]

scary

idk what it's eating

[unreal kiln]

Berries with whipped cream

[daring halo]

ohhh,,,

[digital nacelle]

Tootsies

[daring halo]

did the cat film this

[languid grove]

Yes the cat filmed this

[daring halo]

the cat was like

yoo guys look at this (spreads beans)

[unreal kiln]

First guy to invent hummus prolly

[daring halo]

lmaooo true

[obtuse marten]

It took me a while to get used to csp

(I am still getting used to csp)

[daring halo]

what's csp

[obtuse marten]

Clip Studio paint

[daring halo]

coolsies

[obtuse marten]

Basically the industry standard for almost every artist nowadays

[daring halo]

I see

[obtuse marten]

Got the pro version for like 64 bucks

[daring halo]

art software is so cool and accessible

[daring halo]

ohh wowww that's expensive

[obtuse marten]

It's complicated as shit because I got it like a week ago but it immediately mogs every other program I've used

[daring halo]

that's like 1 phone worth

[unreal kiln]

Oh my god I have two hours of piano today

I finished all the coursework

[languid grove]

You play piano? That’s so cool

[obtuse marten]

Maxx out your music theory skills

[unreal kiln]

I might highkey go to KFC instead

[languid grove]

GURL

[obtuse marten]

GIRL

[languid grove]

BRING KFC TO YOUR PIANO LESSON

[obtuse marten]

GO LEARN THAT DAMN PIANO

[languid grove]

With greasy chicken fingers

[unreal kiln]

I already finished it I just have open ended stuff

At least for the year

[daring halo]

:3

[unreal kiln]

So I'm practicing a lot of undertale and deltarune music

[languid grove]

I’ve always wanted to learn Mari’s song from Omori

[unreal kiln]

But a lot of the songs are pretty easy I'm working on spear of justice rn

[languid grove]

Have you heard of it?

[unreal kiln]

I've heard of omori but idk if I've ever heard the song

[languid grove]

It’s called final duet

[obtuse marten]

I want to learn how to make complicated ass chords

[languid grove]

Oh sorry her name is Mari not Marnie

[obtuse marten]

And I want to learn how to write harmonies

[trim sigil]

Gay

[digital nacelle]

[unreal kiln]

Oh wait no I have heard this

[daring halo]

erm

[unreal kiln]

My piano would never be able to sound like this

[indigo hull]

Spungylary

[trim sigil]

Why are you gay

[unreal kiln]

This is at least a semitone out of tune

[trim sigil]

Why the floppy fishwater are we talking about music stuff

[indigo hull]

It’s general chat

[digital nacelle]

I DUNNO

[indigo hull]

Where general conversations, generally happen

[unreal kiln]

Bro ts fire music

[daring halo]

the straight in the bio was a lie ?! ..

[unreal kiln]

Do I have to play omori now

[languid grove]

Yes

[ruby zealot]

THEY GOT ME
HOLY SHIT

THE EGG MAFIA

[languid grove]

It’s such a long game but holy shit it’s good

[ruby zealot]

SOMEONE HELP

[indigo hull]

Don Egghead sends his regards

[digital nacelle]

NO NO IT'S TRUE ERM I MEAN UHHHH

[unreal kiln]

Wait hollon

[languid grove]

It also reminds me of undertale with it’s fighting style

So you would definitely like it

[ruby zealot]

Also when do you wanna play

[unreal kiln]

I know it's got themes n such

Which I do enjoy

[indigo hull]

I just woke up so give me a bit

[ruby zealot]

Kay

[languid grove]

Very deep themes

[unreal kiln]

Love it when my game has themes n stuff

[languid grove]

There is a bit of horror but the story is so good

[daring halo]

ermmmmm

[languid grove]

I need to buy the game myself

[obtuse marten]

I don't know how to play the piano but I can write really good piano melodies

[digital nacelle]

[unreal kiln]

Do you play something or just write

[languid grove]

I’ve always been so jealous of people who know music or an instrument

[obtuse marten]

Check music

[unreal kiln]

My bf is like lowk a music savant

[obtuse marten]

I'm a guitarist

[unreal kiln]

He plays violin and guitar and bassoon and sax

[obtuse marten]

I like to learn a tad bit of music theory here and there

[daring halo]

cursed.. to be gay.. forever /j

[indigo hull]

roll out the gay bomb

[digital nacelle]

[blissful oar]

being homosexual is fucking gay

[digital nacelle]

Hmm water is wet too i think

[indigo hull]

the "water is wet" debate is its own can of worms

[daring halo]

can worms

[digital nacelle]

I don't count as smart

[daring halo]

I count you

1!

[digital nacelle]

[bright mica]

What is 119+1=?

[digital nacelle]

21

[daring halo]

118+2

[bright mica]

Wrong it’s 5!

[digital nacelle]

Mlem

[bright mica]

Mmm… milk

[digital nacelle]

MILK IS A GAY THING (average american)

[bright mica]

Care to explain how? (Also average American)

[daring halo]

milk makes my tumy hurts

[digital nacelle]

MILK IS A GAY THING CAUSE GAY PEOPLE DRINK IT (an average american... Again)

[daring halo]

well a large amount of milk at least

ahh I see

[bright mica]

Well does it make me gay if I drink it?

[daring halo]

I don't think so personally

[digital nacelle]

YEAAAAH

[bright mica]

So smii7y is gay? (He’s a YouTuber)

[digital nacelle]

Yeah?

[bright mica]

(And his character is literally a milk bag)

[digital nacelle]

He make people gay

[bright mica]

Hmmmmm…

[digital nacelle]

Failboat

[bright mica]

I guess I’ll drink the chocolate milk

[digital nacelle]

THAT IS A GAY POOP THING

[bright mica]

Ok dude wtf…

So I can’t drink anything?

[digital nacelle]

Water is fish piss sooo

[indigo hull]

Don’t let them control you bro

[gritty temple]

SMII7Y MENTIONED !!!!!!!!!!

[indigo hull]

It’s all a scam by big drink to sell more drink

[digital nacelle]

MILF!?!!

[bright mica]

Yo fellow fan!!!

[gritty temple]

Wait we can say that now

[strong vigil]

look at my banner

[indigo hull]

That or the all caps let it to sidestep automod

[strong vigil]

oki gn everyone

[gritty temple]

[digital nacelle]

YURI!?! Oh wait i don't know what it means

[indigo hull]

Far flung theory but not out of the ballpark

[bright mica]

I wanna wash my eyes bro…

[strong vigil]

bro i’m sleeping

one for all and to all goodnight bro let me sleep i have a

JOB

[gritty temple]

HEMINWAKE UP

[tropic grail]

😭

[digital nacelle]

Wtf is there in my fyp a video called can i give birth before my chat gives birth

[tropic grail]

Sure bucko

[strong vigil]

i make 24 an hour

[gritty temple]

Is it a DougDoug or Uwo’s Lab video it sounds like one

[tropic grail]

Also don't use that word j*b is for the weak

[digital nacelle]

Noo failboat

[gritty temple]

So close

[tropic grail]

Both very good options

[tropic grail]

Its was the third option

[indigo hull]

I agree as the unbiased third opinion

[digital nacelle]

Yeah

[tropic grail]

Uh huh

[indigo hull]

[strong vigil]

i can show you my schedule i work at disneyland

[tropic grail]

FR?

[strong vigil]

yes fr

[tropic grail]

Bro there's two dudes saying weird ahh stuff next to me

[strong vigil]

beat them up

[bright mica]

Yo can I see Mickey Mouse real quick?

[bright mica]

[tropic grail]

No I'll let them be gay

[tropic grail]

DAMNM

[strong vigil]

oh yeah don’t beat the gay people

[tropic grail]

I'm not allowed to say fre@ky I'm being restrained from my whole vocabulary

[tropic grail]

Friendly fire

[strong vigil]

oh wow that’s blocked now

crazy

[tropic grail]

Sad

[indigo hull]

I found that out like day 2 of me being here

[strong vigil]

is the word for people who dress in fursuits still blocked

[tropic grail]

Test your limits

The best way to find out

[strong vigil]

i tink furries are cool

furry

[bright mica]

Plus ultra?

[tropic grail]

YAY

[indigo hull]

Yeah I didn’t think it was blocked

[strong vigil]

oh it’s unlocked

[indigo hull]

Wasn’t entirely sure

[strong vigil]

it used to be surprisingly

[tropic grail]

IZUKU MIDORIA?

[gritty temple]

The way that I find out if words are blocked is by looking up how long ago it was said in the search and if it has been said longer than a month ago it might be blocked

[bright mica]

Bro how did you not see my name this whole time…

[indigo hull]

I could probably see why

[strong vigil]

this is the smart way to do this

[gritty temple]

Arf :3

[strong vigil]

if i get timed out imma js go to bed

[bright mica]

(Anyway gotta eat bye)

[tropic grail]

Idk

[indigo hull]

The greatest scientists always do their experiments hands on

Except when Black Mesa did it

[strong vigil]

or demon core

[tropic grail]

I gtg to class 💔

[indigo hull]

Or Chernobyl

[strong vigil]

and they say shakespeare is dead

[strong vigil]

that wasn’t an experiment tho

at least pre disaster

[indigo hull]

agree to disagree

[digital nacelle]

HE IS DEAD???

[strong vigil]

i’m not read up on chernobyl conspiracies

[tropic grail]

Holy shit there's someone absolutely cooking on the piano here

[strong vigil]

yeah sorry to break the news for you

[tropic grail]

Who's gonna tell bro

[digital nacelle]

[strong vigil]

r u perhaps a band kid

[tropic grail]

Nope

[ruby zealot]

I'mma take a nap cya soon chat

[tropic grail]

I do play the guitar but not that well

I js happen to be in music class

[strong vigil]

oh okay

ahhh okay so ur in a music room i see

[tropic grail]

Yup

[strong vigil]

i was curious where the piano came from

[indigo hull]

It’s not conspiracy but they were running tests on the reactor that would, with these conditions and the flaws of the RBMK design, would lead to the explosion

[tropic grail]

Dropped from the sky

Why is it so cold here

[strong vigil]

hey be careful that could really hurt someone

[digital nacelle]

Just do yall know @jacieldraw

[digital nacelle]

(a youtuber but like very talented)

[strong vigil]

oh i’m not read up on chernobyl apart from that it happened and it was bad

[indigo hull]

Fair

[gritty temple]

It made lots of horrible mutated creatures like mutated cows called flesh and mutated men called snorks

[daring halo]

ermm

[strong vigil]

what the scallop

okay i’m actually going to bed

[tropic grail]

I did not drop it dawg

[indigo hull]

That was the second accident in 2006

[gritty temple]

And horrifying anomalies

[tropic grail]

Gn

[indigo hull]

Smh

[gritty temple]

No coincidence I was born in 2006

[indigo hull]

You caused the STALKER timeline

[gritty temple]

UwU

Need my shrimp to cook faster I am hungry pubby

[tropic grail]

Unc

[gritty temple]

BARKBSRKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[tropic grail]

[tropic grail]

Is bro a furry

[indigo hull]

Watch out, this devil may cry

[tropic grail]

No hate tho

[drifting matrix]

Say that again?

[bright mica]

I think he said the devil may cry

[languid grove]

[fierce ore]

Greetings.

[tall halo]

Greetings

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[gritty temple]

Yes

I am also a puppy woof woof arf woof ruff

[gritty temple]

Hello kitty cat

[vast ledge]

2004 for me

[gritty temple]

Unc .,,,,

[vast ledge]

Two year difference btw

[indigo hull]

2007 here

[vast ledge]

You’ll be unc soon enough

[indigo hull]

y'all both uncs to me

[gritty temple]

NUH UH

[vast ledge]

Ok youngin

Wait til you hit 20

[gritty temple]

Ngl I assumed you were older than me

[vast ledge]

I’m older than both of y’all but I’m willing to bet I sound younger

[gritty temple]

Gwa gwa

[vast ledge]

I have an unfortunate voice for my age

[languid grove]

Hallo AWOOO WRUFF WRUFF

[languid grove]

Me too

[gritty temple]

BWOOF RUFF

I don’t even know what my voice is

[languid grove]

I haven’t heard your voice yet

[gritty temple]

Ruff

[vast ledge]

Whatever your voice is, it sounds different to yourself than it does others

[languid grove]

People tell me I sound like a 5 year old

[vast ledge]

So you can’t even trust that

[gritty temple]

I should train it to be a bit deeper and huskier

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

It’s because you’re so tiny

[languid grove]

BITCH

I’M ALMOST AN ADULT

[gritty temple]

I am indeed a female dog (sometimes)

[languid grove]

Gender fluid

[gritty temple]

Rwuf UwU

[vast ledge]

Drank it all sorry

[languid grove]

uwu

[gritty temple]

SPIT IT OUT

[vast ledge]

Too late

[languid grove]

wait I think that’s the first time I’ve said uwu

[gritty temple]

WRONG ! You’ve said it 7 other times before

[languid grove]

DAMNIT I HAVE

[gritty temple]

Hehehe

[vast ledge]

Wow time really fuckin flies because I don’t remember joining here almost 6 years ago

[languid grove]

Wait why was I talking so passionately about uwu being an onomatopoeia

[gritty temple]

I don’t remember how long ago it was that I actually joined

[languid grove]

Damn Rika, stop being a nerd

[gritty temple]

Nerdy goob

[vast ledge]

I’m guessing you left and rejoined at some point

[gritty temple]

Yurp

Also banned several times

[vast ledge]

I rarely leave servers, I have too many

[gritty temple]

Same

[vast ledge]

That happened to me only once and that’s because I had (at the time) 1k plays on BTS 😭

Jokes on them, I have over 3k now

Different server lmao

[gritty temple]

Strangest reason to ban somebody HDJDHD

[indigo hull]

ive been through several over the years

[vast ledge]

If I could send images here, I’d send the ban message lmao

So funny

I wasn’t even mad

[gritty temple]

Average day in the Kpop community

[vast ledge]

It was a shitpost server unrelated to kpop lol

[gritty temple]

Heh …,,,.. not SHINee tho ..,,,. .. , . . .

Ah

[vast ledge]

Average edgy users

[languid grove]

MEOOOWWWW

[vast ledge]

Never been banned or had issues in any kpop servers, it’s always the shitpost ones

[gritty temple]

Poor thing got stuck in an electric fence

[prime beacon]

hello

[languid grove]

HELP

[indigo hull]

do you need somebody?

[gritty temple]

Hallo

[vast ledge]

We need someone to resuscitate

[languid grove]

Well yes but that’s unrelated

Omg wait mitski reference

I need somebody to remember my name

[gritty temple]

Yes I need help I don’t have $1000 rn you need to send me $1000

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

i'll give you that amount in pennies

[vast ledge]

I need about
2 bands

[vast ledge]

Fucking useless these days

[gritty temple]

Good enough I’m gonna put them in buckets and make the bank count them all

[indigo hull]

exactly

[vast ledge]

Pennies aren’t in circulation anymore 🥀

[gritty temple]

Wait I forgot WAAAUUUG

Let’s melt all the copper then and make cool tiny statues

[vast ledge]

Change is rounded up now

[indigo hull]

with 100,000 pennies you could probably melt it into a small cannon

[gritty temple]

I just remembered puppy needs to do his laundry

[gritty temple]

[vast ledge]

Enjoying this album thus far

[languid grove]

We have coin machines in the UK

But they do take a percentage

[gritty temple]

Bwoof

Greedy

[languid grove]

It’s a small price for them counting all your coins for you tbh

[prime beacon]

i got a coin from jordan

[gritty temple]

Nuh uh

[languid grove]

Who is Jordan

[gritty temple]

I’m so sleepy

[prime beacon]

the country jordan

[gritty temple]

Don’t wanna ruin my fur trying to sleep tho

[languid grove]

Ruin your fur in a humble mud puddle instead

Dog logic

[gritty temple]

This is true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[languid grove]

Can Pinterest stop pausing my music this is so rude

[gritty temple]

There’s a way to fix that but I forgot you’ll hafta look it up

[vast ledge]

Jordan so fire they named a whole country after him

[prime beacon]

true

i sneezed

[vast ledge]

Bless ya

[prime beacon]

thank ya

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[prime beacon]

boop

[gritty temple]

Bop

[indigo hull]

💥

[prime beacon]

im playing ready or not and low key im crashing out on the ai

[mental tulip]

hi

dead chat

[vast ledge]

But then it gets revived by the power of necromancy

🧙 🔮 ⚡️

[vast ledge]

Rise

[prime beacon]

butt

very real⭕ ❗

[mental tulip]

ok bro

[gritty temple]

Play Deadlock bot matches that shit will have you FUMING

[prime beacon]

ik??

bro like they keep staring at me and do non while i get slimed

[gritty temple]

They make me so mad why are we laning the Archmother is almost DEADDDDD

[prime beacon]

ready or not ai cops are worse then jimmy with no mustach

[uncut fern]

When does the ylyl channel open up

[prime beacon]

i dunno

[gritty temple]

2 seconds

[uncut fern]

It's been 2 seconds

[grave dune]

You mean ylyl entries?

[prime beacon]

im like in the "sins of the father" missionright now

[uncut fern]

Yeah entries

[grave dune]

It’s open now

[lusty gorge]

Bing bop

[grave dune]

You need to go to ylyl rules and then assign yourself the role

Wait no my mistake. You need to react to the rules with the suggested emoji and then the BOT will assign you the role

[gritty temple]

Bwoof

[languid grove]

You don’t gotta give them instructions btw, all you gotta say is ‘read the whole of ylyl rules’

Because it explains it there lmao

[gritty temple]

Why is my dog so goober she got 1 brain cell

I wanna put her in a bib in a stroller

[prime beacon]

i died and now i got two of the ai with me stressed

[daring halo]

whattt you died ?!

is it about a game or something

[prime beacon]

yea? im playing ready or not and stuck in a mission becuse the dumb ai dont help

[gritty temple]

I miss digging holes in the backyard with my bare hands I should go back to doing that

[full scaffold]

Chat, i’ve been playing more Dark Souls 1 and it’s a lot of fun

it’s tough but fair, and I love it

it’s like a 3D version of Cuphead, but it’s medieval

[gritty temple]

Most insane statement I’ve ever heard but I’m glad you’re having fun

Don’t give up when you get to Anor Londo and don’t go into the catacombs until you get the kiln or you’ll have a bad time

[daring halo]

lmao

I thought that kinda game would have super sophisticated ai ngl

[prime beacon]

i crashed out on the game im playing dispatch rn tho

[gritty temple]

DVBDHD

Fair fair

[mental tulip]

sigma chad

[full scaffold]

valid

[gritty temple]

When I get annoyed with a game I rage quit and then come back 10 minutes later

[full scaffold]

ngl some of the enemy ai in ds1 is predictable after a bit

[daring halo]

is dispatch like, fun

[prime beacon]

its a chill game

[daring halo]

I guess it being super linear is like a factor that makes it sound slightly less fun for me

[daring halo]

makes sense

[prime beacon]

yeah

most of the time is the story

but gameplayu fun atleast

[woven flicker]

Stop that blade

[prime beacon]

what blade?

[vast ledge]

Well they are pretty similar in that you die a lot and it’s rage inducing

[vast ledge]

looks back

[gritty temple]

Ruff

[vast ledge]

Meow

[formal yarrow]

[nocturne hornet]

frog

[mental tulip]

nuts 🥜

[night folio]

Frog

[gritty temple]

I agree

[languid grove]

You’re so wise

[narrow atlas]

I just go play space marine PvP cause that’s like THE game that I can’t do bad in

[gritty temple]

Pro gamer

[narrow atlas]

Nothing cures a headache better than feeding ego

[prime canopy]

Listen, if Tubi is starting to release older Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network shows, that means that eventually, we will get peak

[mental tulip]

are people made of slime

[gleaming falcon]

sometimes

[mental tulip]

like green slime

[jovial delta]

hi (no offense)

[pulsar sonnet]

I woke up at 5 today

I drank 3 Dr peppers and a Arizona

[tropic grail]

Oh damm

[gritty temple]

Bwoof :3

[tropic grail]

HOW COULD YOU SAY TGAT

[jovial delta]

[tropic grail]

Cancel this mf

[pulsar sonnet]

[languid grove]

You have gone too far

[jovial delta]

whoa (no offense)

[dreamy knoll]

[languid grove]

WOAH

STOP THAT

[pulsar sonnet]

Woah (slowed and reversed)

[jovial delta]

wait no (not in a bad way)

[mental tulip]

i feel so green

[tropic grail]

Jimmy face reveal???

[jovial delta]

[dreamy knoll]

Hru arch

[gritty temple]

I’m chill uwu

[tropic grail]

Me when

Me and your mom when

[pulsar sonnet]

Salsa

[tropic grail]

When

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥩

[jovial delta]

jimmyhere (not hating)

[tropic grail]

Yo mamma

[pulsar sonnet]

Thank for meat

[jovial delta]

hello (no offense)

[mental tulip]

i like pokémon

[dreamy knoll]

Wtf why would u say it like that

[pulsar sonnet]

🍞

[tropic grail]

Hi (yes offense)

[jovial delta]

[gritty temple]

NOMNOM

[tropic grail]

Idk

[indigo hull]

Some thoughts are best left at that

[jovial delta]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE (not hating)

[indigo hull]

Mere thoughts

[dreamy knoll]

U made it very uncomfortable

[pulsar sonnet]

I eat trees

[tropic grail]

My thoughts are the best thoughts

[tropic grail]

Okay antilorax

[tropic grail]

Quite a lot (yes hating)

[pulsar sonnet]

Woah no offense

[mental tulip]

erm what the skibidi

[pulsar sonnet]

Ban him

[tropic grail]

Who's erm

[jovial delta]

the guy

[jovial delta]

the dude

[mental tulip]

squidward

[jovial delta]

him

[tropic grail]

My dumbass was wondering where the dogs other eye was in yo pfp

[tropic grail]

Eat his nose

[mental tulip]

ok

[tropic grail]

Maxwell

[jovial delta]

not gonna forget this btw

[dreamy knoll]

Making u into a book

[tropic grail]

Fahh so many dds to go

[tropic grail]

[jovial delta]

[tropic grail]

[jovial delta]

[tropic grail]

YAY

[jovial delta]

[mental tulip]

[tropic grail]

Bro is so wide

[mental tulip]

[tropic grail]

So amazingly wide

[jovial delta]

[mental tulip]

word wide

[jovial delta]

[tropic grail]

Mr word wide

[jovial delta]

[tropic grail]

I love these emojis

[jovial delta]

yuh

dumb cat

[dreamy knoll]

Hello tiny person

[mental tulip]

grabs a shotgun

[upbeat copper]

I explode because I am too stupid to exist

💥

[dreamy knoll]

Bruh

[indigo hull]

The element Francium does that

[upbeat copper]

My braincell imploded and caused a nuclear explosion

[indigo hull]

It has a half life of only 22 minutes

[upbeat copper]

I have a half life on my computer

[dreamy knoll]

Half life?
Like the game we will never get a 3rd game in

[mental tulip]

free v bucks

[indigo hull]

Then Half Life: Alyx happened and jumbled up the timeline

[dreamy knoll]

Yeahhhhh we dont talk about it

[dreamy knoll]

Im dead by then

[mental tulip]

shoo

[jovial delta]

i have appeared

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh

[indigo hull]

That fuckin tree from Zelda

[humble isle]

Shoe

👠

[dense sparrow]

At least it's not the owl

[upbeat copper]

MY HAND HURTTTTSSSSSS

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[jovial delta]

i guess i will dissapear now

[mental tulip]

[indigo hull]

Nah bro Ocarina of Time was peak

[upbeat copper]

I just so little.....

[jovial delta]

i have reappeared

[mental tulip]

shoots

[upbeat copper]

AAAAAA

[humble isle]

Oh yeah I saw Michael yesterday.

[humble isle]

It was alright.

[upbeat copper]

YOUUU

[jovial delta]

🌳

[languid grove]

Hallo

[upbeat copper]

Henlo henlo hai hallo

[mental tulip]

now i’m going to jail

[upbeat copper]

[jovial delta]

🌳tree

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[jovial delta]

i have stolen your cookie

[dreamy knoll]

Making u into a book that no one will read

[indigo hull]

Then the winged hussars arrived

[mental tulip]

burns the tree

[languid grove]

I’m going to bake you into a cookie

[jovial delta]

crap

[languid grove]

Do you wanna see the new shirt I got

[jovial delta]

yuh

i have dissapeared

[mental tulip]

sigma chad ohio rizz

the only way i could ever be able is to get my own xbox is by being a bitch

[gleaming falcon]

i think imma start quoting this

[upbeat copper]

YES

[languid grove]

I posted it in fiche cord

[steady owl]

Lalalala

[digital nacelle]

[dreamy knoll]

You

[upbeat copper]

It's so freaking adorable

[digital nacelle]

Her

[steady owl]

Me!

[digital nacelle]

YOU?!

[dreamy knoll]

We gotta invade planets again sometime

[steady owl]

Me!

[digital nacelle]

What planets

[steady owl]

Yeah. Not tonight though, too late

[upbeat copper]

Your bio confuses and upsets me

[dreamy knoll]

Maybe tmr

[steady owl]

Oh it does that I hate it

It duplicates itself

[upbeat copper]

219 years old.. 🥀

[indigo hull]

mitosis

[mental tulip]

cream o land

[steady owl]

LMAO, thanks for letting me know

Shit should be fixed now

[upbeat copper]

Ye

[steady owl]

I have no clue how or why it does that. It’s so annoying. It just duplicates itself so that it can reach the character limit

[upbeat copper]

I see

[steady owl]

[digital nacelle]

NESTLE?!?!

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy

[upbeat copper]

Biting you because I'm evil

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah?

[upbeat copper]

[steady owl]

[digital nacelle]

HOORAY HOORAY

[upbeat copper]

I SO LITTLE AAAAAA

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPP

[dreamy knoll]

Aurelia and sylvia ya noth pretty can ya stop now

[upbeat copper]

S'cuse you

[digital nacelle]

[humble isle]

This is a new one

[digital nacelle]

[upbeat copper]

Moff....

[indigo hull]

Moff Tarkin?

Star War

[upbeat copper]

STOP KNOWING THINGS

[dry rock]

I've been summoned

[upbeat copper]

Hai hai hello hai

[dreamy knoll]

Please may i get goob before tax season

[steady owl]

Baa

[dry rock]

I can try working on it tmr

[languid grove]

HOP TO IT

THIS GIRL HAS TAXES TO DO

[daring halo]

mmm

[dry rock]

Guess what vee just said

[languid grove]

Yo mama

[dry rock]

I'd like it for my birthday

When's ur birthday?

Same as rikas

[lusty gorge]

Sending you to IKEA

[languid grove]

Yeah I had no idea until yesterday that we have the same birthday

[dry rock]

THAT DOESNT ANSWER THE QUESTION

[dreamy knoll]

Fuck u its 1am

[languid grove]

Wdym our birthday is the same date??

Smh that answers the question

[dry rock]

Whens ur birthday?

[daring halo]

:3

[dry rock]

Yeah it's on a monday

[indigo hull]

banishing you to Best Buy

[languid grove]

When it’s Veemo’s birthday

[dry rock]

:3

[dry rock]

19th of june

[dreamy knoll]

banishing u to the ww1 tank museum

[languid grove]

Uh no

[dry rock]

Oh she said around urs

[dreamy knoll]

swap

[dry rock]

Not same day

[languid grove]

Mine is June 17th

I thought we had the same birthday

[dry rock]

Yeah

[upbeat copper]

[dry rock]

Just take ur birthday and move it

[dreamy knoll]

throwing a del taco at u

[upbeat copper]

VEE WHY DID YOU TELL ME YOU WERE THE 17TH

[languid grove]

GURL

[dry rock]

Eating the del taco

[upbeat copper]

FAHHHH

[dreamy knoll]

i didn't tell u i was the 17th

[dry rock]

Does she know

[upbeat copper]

Oh yah I put 17th for time zone differences

[dry rock]

I'll get u the goob outline first before I send the whole thing

[upbeat copper]

I may be stupid

[dry rock]

Just to make sure all the details are there

[dreamy knoll]

i said i was near rika's bday

[dry rock]

Alr cya

[upbeat copper]

When you told me your birthday

I put it down as 17th so I could tell you happy birthday when it turned 12 for you

[dreamy knoll]

i never said a date until recently

[upbeat copper]

YOU FACK YOU TOLD ME YOUR BIRTHDAY ON A CALL

[languid grove]

The 19th is my anniversary with Gehe though and also the release date of TADC on YouTube

The finale I mean

[dreamy knoll]

i don't remember

i remember saying it was around rika's

[upbeat copper]

I only learned rika's birthday yesterday

[dreamy knoll]

tf

[steady owl]

Holy shit I finally found it

[steady owl]

Old sticker

[steady owl]

There it is

I gotta make one for me nowadays

[dreamy knoll]

sylvia imma throw food at u

[languid grove]

Idk what to do for my birthday tbh

[indigo hull]

current plans for mine? getting faded

or i buy a new guitar pedal idk

[languid grove]

But that’s not special if you do it like every day

OMG BAKE A WEED CAKE

[upbeat copper]

Make a big ol' cake and have a pillow fight inside of it with your fellow microbes

[dreamy knoll]

rika imma throw big ben at ya

[languid grove]

NO

I do want to bake my own cake though

[upbeat copper]

What flavorrr

[languid grove]

Victoria sponge cake and then I’m gonna decorate it with buttercream and strawberries and sprinkles

[upbeat copper]

STRAWBERRIES YAYYYY

wait

IM A STRAWBERRY

[languid grove]

[lusty gorge]

Cannibalism is sometimes tolerated

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

now you're thinking with fire

[languid grove]

I am full of whimsical ideas

Make a Glaggle weed cake

[indigo hull]

great idea

[daring halo]

:3c

[lusty gorge]

Glaggle
Baja blast bong

When will you do it

[crystal cypress]

You guys ever think about how Susie and John deltarune live in a town where the local church just worships a watered down prophecy based off of them and by product they worship the local purple dinosaur and the non-binary emo?

[indigo hull]

i've gotta get a new bowl piece for it this friday

these mfs fragile as hell istg

[upbeat copper]

[lusty gorge]

Damn

[indigo hull]

it works out tho cos i'll actually remember to grab a Baja Blast

[lusty gorge]

Giving you hopes and dreams

[upbeat copper]

Setting them on fire and burping into the flames

[lusty gorge]

Even if it fails you still at least have Baja blast

[indigo hull]

true

[lusty gorge]

[lusty gorge]

Lattes

[languid grove]

I just got an ad where a guy was advertising like power tools but he made all the sound effects himself

That was amazing

[lusty gorge]

Walking soundboard
Fuck yeah

[reef zealot]

[lusty gorge]

You.

[reef zealot]

Hi

[lusty gorge]

Hai

[dreamy knoll]

Hai