#general
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Hope ur tummy doesn’t feel like me on a Saturday morning
Thales (The
(The

The
Rabbit
🫂
Rika never sneak up on me or I will die from shock
Holy shit all the jimmycord urban legends are talking in general
GenerL
calling off the sneak attack rn

Eat ginger
I know I know I'm goated 😊
IM TYPING WITH ONE HAND BECAUSE I MADE A BOOBOO
The fack you mean rabbit

GURL IM TYPING WHILE PLAYING GUITAR
Why so huggy


I think I'd never see glaggle type gurl
Ginger is really good for stomach aches
Because I so happy 
Is that Danny L I see???
He’s one of the gurls
CARROTS ARE IN FACT NOT GOOD FOR YOUR EYES
ik im really overcoming some boundaries here
And I'm not? Wow
For why 
I was not expecting to see Mr President, Daniel Larson in general chat
Very slightly good for your eyes, but not enough to make a reasonable difference
BECAUSE I SO PINK AND PRETTY IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NEOW
You have to stick them in your eyes for them to work
YOU ARE
Oh em gee what’s the occasion
Thank you gurl you rock 
I didn't wanna be sad so I dresseded up




Ohhhh fuck… I may have fucked up
What happen
I gotta eat dinner with my family cause Mother’s Day in a few minutes, but I am fucking fried rn
I got shot 81 times in the chest am I gonna be fine?
that was a bit foolish of you
Glaggle give him advice
I didn’t think it’d kick in so slow
edible or smoke?
I don’t need advice. Who do you think I am?
Correct. I know what I’m doing

That reminds me
Be that tuck embrace being a duck
If I ain’t human than I ain’t living
In elementary school, I had this joke where I would call my sibling a duck and that’s where my love for ducks came from
Glaggle you are a....owl 🦉
lore drop
Quaaaack
Humanity is fundamentally superior, and there is nothing else I want to be other than a person

Counter argument: 🦆
i want to go back to Upright Man but translated to Latin
I agree with this
Oh my God do you know what I just remembered
no
Tech do you remember the bear without claws argument?
I probably have a few other random stories
What birb am i
No
I can partially dislocate my shoulders at will for some reason

You are a... Flamingo

🦩
I wonder what kind of bird I am
hmmmmmmmmmm
Surprisingly not a duck
YAYYYY SO PINK
You're a hummingbird

Also if I were a bird then I’d be a corvid
Christmas hummingbird 🥀
What does that mean😭 ??
Hyper, and small
That was gonna be my actual pick ngl
Fym what do you mean
Corvus
Corax
krow or raven
You are a uhhhhh.....
😭
Hmmm
(I don't know any other corvids)
Raven prolly. I’m not a small person, so I wouldn’t be a smaller bird
What are “hummingbird vibes” 😭
Those are the first 2 words that come to mind for humming birds
that's fair
You'll find them soon my friend
You have to embrace yourself do not be the person who others think you are but be the body your soul wants you to be you are a hummingbird at heart you're active and nice and attentive
nevermore
grah
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M MAD AGAIN FOR NO REASON
its a poem by Edgar Allen poe I think
its at least a very famous poem

Why
what
Is there not a reason
Oh. I googled it, and got a band
OH NO WAIT YOURE RIGHT
no, but that band does have some good songs
That’s the Poe poem with the dude in the tower
yes
it was also i think his only poem that made him any money
Damn
and it was a measly 14 dollars in like 1840s money
I don’t know Poe too well. I was more a fan of HP Lovecrafts works
I have to stress it’s only his works
Tech ice cream in waffle cones or in cups
I'm not a big literature fan i just read fiction books a lot
Or tubs
wait no im wrong
Cone. I don’t get yelled at for eating the shell of those
the most he made from any of his stories was $100
his short story The Murders in the Rue Morgue
wait you do what
Yo mama
im going to waterboard you with OJ
Reminds me of that one tiktoker
use SunnyD
its not actual orange juice, rather orange flavored drink
The cia water boarding connoisseur
is it cheaper?
i think so
then sure
He got banned I think, but he had like 50, or so videos of him water boarding himself with random liquids, and rating it 1-10

definitely a pass time
Hi
interesting pass time at that
Whay
time to chug 2 redbulls back to back tomorrow
hi
Why not
No i meant what
Hyd on this fine day
alright
I was pretty clear in my explanation
hi demon

Ohhh
Why it's legs so short
Back ok
Good
ko kcaB

hi geeses
Wha
Hai


Yes
My goal shall be the artist role
they may be stupid but they care and love you

also possibly explosive
true
good luck
Ty I'll need it
i have exploded many times
I still need like 700 dds 
yet you always manage to return
im like 200 dd away from 10k
good shit
holy
I have 2072 dd
We immediately spend it on colours
im 4315 dd
Bro is grinding em
why can i literally snap with my thumb and index finger
real, i picked one up the moment they decreased the prices
glaggle you busy tomorrow?
I don't think I've managed to gain any today
im usually never busy
i have 3466
unless im working on personal projects
no you've gained some, just probably not much
then you wanna play mc?
Oh okay
sure lmao
i haven't played multiplayer MC in forever
it's based off of messages or activity and nobody knows which for sure
Aight
So I got time to cook up some fire art b4 I even reach near 1500
yuh
Anyways I shall go slumber now
What
Her legs are long
She just likes being one piece of cat


Why is your church live-streamed
Hi new, I’m duck
aura
Who the hell is watching Bible live streams
I’m TJ
Like you’ve read it before it’s okay
I think from my personal experience with my grandparents, it’s to see and somewhat connect with the people that also go there and maybe be kept updated on any events that might be happening
Oop
Specifically if it’s a local church
:p
🦖
get a load of that guy
My EARS
pipe sfx

btw i didnt hear it
I have no idea what you’re talking about
See
shes smaller than dirt tho
goober
WHERE
hi swap
She is playing Grounded irl
so true
Eagh



not the emoji guy again
Yeah yeah I’m the hidden king yeah yeah do my fucking thing yeah yeah do my bidding
I declare war on this king
Bro is working for the Archmother
Bwoof !!
Rawr! 
Guys help me!
No
My fourth fish drowned
Aw that's too bad better luck next time
IM NOT ANGRY ANYMORE IM DISSAPOINTED

I meant that seriously...
I know

Do you still have a good throwing arm?
Im ambidextrous so yeah
🧱 throw this brick at em

There's an upside down dog in my room help
sorry bout that
He all belly up
wanted to test something out
And you had to break gravity?
That ain’t as bad as a fish drowning
IT WAS A SIDE EFFECT OKAY?!
My guy how do you drown a fish
Fuck yo fish I gotta fix my dawg
hey chat c:
I took it for a walk in a puddle
hi shork
🫂
Damn
how’s everyone’s day?
daying
It was a sad day for me and the dead fish named Joel the third
awww, i’m glad it’s better now!
no
felt
The day here is certainly day
It’s cloudy as shit from where I’m at
It's dayn't
Sometimes the sun explodes
it ok
Bless you
Thank you
I could feel it all the way to where I’m from
Hmm…
No that was the burp I did after
Ooooh
My burps rattle the earth and my sneezes destroy the sun
I have a question @upbeat copper
Eh??
Is silly a pronoun????
Most definitely
my pronouns are silly/goose
I must be old as shit then. No offense but how many pronouns are there nowadays?

Idk I don't keep track
at least 1
Imma look it up
Oh that's my uncle
Aurelia
Eh??
New sona?
Yes yes
Why didn’t you tell me 
I just looked it up there’s more than a hundred pronouns
Wowie
Aughhh 
Gimmie so I can draw
You didn’t get the DLC?

That’s how I got the Glaggle/Man pronouns
it's not that there is a number
it's just that now whoever wants to invent it and call themselves that, adds to it lol
I don't actually use neo pronouns I just have silly there because I am exactly that... Silly
You must know of Sillius Soddus then
I know Sillius Maximus
Even better
I don't use neo pronouns for people simply because I don't remember them 
I just don't list anything
I’ll list you for the Connaught Rangers
is that sports
Hence why I have always referred to you as they/them because idk what you go by 
-# niche ass painting reference
Listed for the Connaught Rangers by Lady Butler
Glag... You know I have to kill you now, right?
nooooo
He knows too much
She is correct
rip

Glaggle is dead
😵
rip
yo guys
weee

you can just call me whatever the fuck you want I'm not gonna take offense with gender neutral pronouns
-# I see
I have returned from family dinner, but I am fried out of my mind challenge
Challenge status: passed
Neopronouns aren’t that hard because they feel like essentially the same as using a nickname which is ez pz
Hopefully
Pez Dispenser
Wiggles you

I can barely remember my own name 
Goober
One of my favorite euphemisms that I pseudo-invented for being faded is the term “red eyed”
I say pseudo-invented because idk if I came up with it or not
Pink eyed

I like fried, and stoned the most
hell yeah
Fair

zooted is also a term i like to use
Geeked is my personal favorite
yesss how could i forget
I'd probably use fried if I smoked
im listening to everywhere at the end of time
have fun
yo
Don’t forget baked

baked like a soufflé
dinner time
If I smoked weed I'd probably be in a hospital because my dumbass would probably try to shower to get rid of the smell
Blitzed is more for drunk people, but I’d say it also applies to pot
see ya
I’m really surprise it didn’t automod me for this
💀 💀
Given it blocks certain characters typically used in foreign languages
Ic
At least I think anyway
what happened??
That’s where I’m the opposite
I got wet
I would like to learn to how to make edibles
everywhere at the end of time is LONG
you usually have to turn it into butter first
Yeah idk how to do that
It does for a o in my language
Nor do I know how much to use for it
idk too much about it either. they have magic butter makers, i’m sure you could find recipes online
how we doing chat

p good how are you?
oh no rip rika 
Rika appears to be dead
Dead
dementia ahh music
i'm doing quite well at the moment
not 2 deaths in 1 sitting🥺
How was the race?
Nooo
🫂
fun, really enjoyed it
yay c:
Epic
I feel like poop
Aww what happen
I miss my brother do you think I can kidnap him from a military base
Probably
WEEEE
ah yes, nothing bad could happen there....
I wish he could play Deadlock with me
It’s just like GTA trust
It’s about what I talked to you about in dms a few days ago
I was gonna put it as Nova Prospekt from Half Life 2 but ok
Ohhh
🫂 💔

It’s been 3 days of radio silence and I’m worried sick
oh.
hi hi
What’s wrong goob
I'm so sorry girl... 🫂

i think i just realized who i haven't seen for 3 days
Wait

thank you guys

Pet pat
If you ever need me, I told you my dms are always open 
Thank you so much
Although I have no idea what to do
i’m not sure who we’re talking about but you have my support🫶🏻
All I can really do is wait
i second that
This is true
But also
You can watch silly cat videos :D
Hi
Aaaagh trying to get myself to just do the thing I need to do
That’s true
Exactlyyyy
Silly cat videos are the perfect way to cheer yourself up
May I ask What are we talking about?
ugh that’s the worst. it feels like sometimes i have to build up so much momentum
hi
idk either man its probably personal anyways hello
Hello
I got 4 things to do, 2 assignments and 2 finals. And if I do all that then I’m just done with almost everything for school until fall
It’d be way better to just get it done and then I don’t gotta worry I can just relax
im in almost the exact same scenario 💔
rabala
that’s cool that you get a big break afterwords. you got this🫶🏻
Radda radda
shnitzel???
badda ladda

Radda?
Exactly it’d be so great to just get the damn thing done
So why is my body making it so hard to get the damn thing done
Alright that’s enough
radda radda radda
sleep well
Chat. I demand you APPRECIATE RIKA NOOOOOOOW!!
adios :3
good night💕💕
Nini sleep well silly lady 🫂 
Goob night
Night
Too late Rika is snoozing snoreee mimimimi
ACTUALLY APPRECIATE HER IN THE MORNING
Gnight rika
she fr konked out
EVERYONE APPRECIATE AUTUMN NEOWWWWWW



IM NOT DISSAPOINTED ANYMORE IM CONFUSED
what happened
Im bored
by??
❌ save it for rika when she awokes
I DONT KNOW
IDK
AHHHHHH
But but I wanna appreciate the pretty lady 
that does sound confusing
as the newfangled youth tend to say, WHAT THE DEVIL!?
MAN FUCK THIS IM OUT NIGHT Y'ALL
HAVE A CONFUSING DAY
sleep well
wear a seatbelt
Should I play dying light the beast or Mirrors edge?
warped nyleum
dying light
mirrors edge is shit
Ok
I have a little korok in my room now :3
should I print his little twigs he holds or nah
dew it
hydro im gonna turn you into a ice cube may i?
“Trust me”
do it it'd be fun
protocol 3
protect the pilot
such a good ending
sigma rizz full arc
But a sad death
10000000%, but that made it hit all the more
🦖🫳🧋
Listening to my mom and one living grandma talking, and hearing my grandma say likely the long hair I have is a phase
Yeeeeeesss… just a phase…..


WTF
She/They
Yeah a phase
I hate unsupportive people
real
🗣️
Oh they don’t know lol I’m not out
Oldest bnuy alive....
Bold to assume I’ve told my mom I’m trans


shitty parents?
That's fair and understandable
hi chat
hey gang
im not dead

sheen
hi not dead im glaggle
Yes but they’re not even transphobic so like
mods take em out back and give em the concrete shoes
Happy mothers day guys
EYE TRACJER
-# duck and cover people
i know this sounds bad but i dont like mothers day (not out of hatred)
?
Is it weird to date a furry?

no?
i wonder what goombas taste like
There’s a certain point where they just have to know right? Like I thought she knew when she was talking about getting my hair dyed but like does she know?
🐟
Hi
How does she not know?
Like a goomba
before you guys tear my limbs apart, let me explain
are you just gonna let them figure it out on their own?
I am like the least subtle trans person you can meet
How is everyone doing

my parents are ALWAYS mad on mothers day
too late your limbs are mine
Good
I’m probably gonna tell em at some point but it’s just kinda shocking nobody has pieced it together
fuck
Omg, a fellow citizen of the nation 🏳️⚧️ ?
Especially my sister who years ago now I told that “I may be trans”
sorry gang it's just the way it is
I know someone else who isn’t but not is mad no on Mummy’s day
And then after I suspiciously started growing my hair out
so whenever its mothers day, i prep like im being sent out to the front lines of a war
For some reason I can’t stop listening to Evan fong
becuase i know its gonna be filled with yelling
Omg me too!!
trans
every. damn. year.
hate to hear it
Mailman
i hope it goes well
downsides of having a mom who has 6 kids
all i can really say
(technically 5 alive one dead)
It's Sunday my duds
but thats another story
damn brother
I only got 2 siblings and sometimes that's too much
Urm, actually, almost Monday
Thanks. I’m still just trying to figure out how the fuck I’m even gonna go about bringing it up, if I even still live here when I do it
Mailman look at that frat Waistband
Holy cow. Never had such a short gap between eye tracker streams before.
consider yourself lucky.
I want to come out and try to start E this year
I most definitely do
it aint easy being the 2nd brother of 5
That's so cool
cant imagine it would be
☝️🤓
Its fine dont need to really i just do it outta kindness tbh even though I really dont celebrate it
a skibidi sigma
good night
night
I have 4 brothers all not living with me cuz they somewhere else so I’m alone with my parents
i love my mother, but on that day i stay away because no matter what i do, she will rip me apart like conquest
That reminds me time to go hit someone with the ban hammer on another server
Why?
shes legit nicole watterson
Trying to call my mom to tell her happy mother's Day
X3
YOU
Ohhhh
my mom literally went to vegas with her shitty husband today lmao so i’m celebrating being a cat mom i guess
hi hydro :)
Hii how is you
oops all berry’s
ehhhhh could be better. my birthday is in 2 days
✝️
Judging by stuff above do I need to kill somebody
:3
yes
happy early birthday
Any tips on life? Im turning 14 this year
mayhaps
🦖
in high school, dont fuck up in algebra
Don't take middle school for granted gng ts was so easy
also dont take french
Noted
good thing my school never offered it
they only offered Spanish and it greatly disappointed me
i took spanish for 4 years
Just be yourself, people who are mean for you being yourself are just mad they don’t feel like they can be themselves
I was disappointed in the lack of options
ive learned more words in DUOLINGO (i take japanese) than spanish
i would've loved at least took Latin as an alternative
Noted
Why does everybody have bad French teacher experiences and why were both my French teachers over my 4 years taking the class so nice
Don’t take school for granted, surround yourself with people who aren’t assholes, don’t be afraid to take hard classes or challenges, and make sure to use high school to open up opportunities for the future
all i know is how to answer that theyre a doctor/lawyer and how to order water, green tea, and rice
Good thing it's easy
so incase i get kidnapped and sent to japan atleast ik what im eating
Because school classes don’t really teach you, they’re more built around memorization in short term than genuinely teaching you something
Like that will happen
my french teacher was an asshole
I wish I had a French class
how early do I usually gotta be to make it into streams?
All I had was Spanish
And I went to school in Louisiana
i took german it was horrible
so real
Like I barely remember anything from high school. Why? Because the system is just so built on short term memory that most things you remember are either subjects you enjoyed or random silly things
not the teacher, it was just difficult
blame the player, not the game
I blame Steve Harvey
My Spanish teacher was THE dad joke king
My life is good but I’m dating a furry and people like to make fun of us
YOU DO NOT BLAME THE KING LIKE THAT
HE DIDNT DO SHIT
Don’t blame Lucan like that bru he gonna give you the Viltrumite special
shower
Idk man his mustache just throws me off bro I think he may be a robot and those are his signal receivers
you first
fine
That’s something my math teacher said. He told us to keep notes on why we learn so that we can go over it later and retain that information better
i know for a fact thales is a viltrumite like steve harvey
so how did you become a Shmaloogle?
It’s cause he’s a secret Viltrumite
i ragebaited a wizard on call of duty
i still won tho
I always knew something was up with him, we got into a fist fight on the streets of LA and he threw me across the US straight into the Dallas cowboy stadium
Haven't touched this server since the heian era 🥹✌🏻
What the fuck is a shmaloogle
look at Syno's pfp
smiling friends character
theres a whole episode about it
I see
they went to war
It's good to be back lowk
then they had wawa
Agh I wanna draw but I need to do homework so I’m doing neither which sucks
w training arc gag btw
what if you did one with one hand and the other with the other hand
chat should i homebrew my ylyl submission with a clip of when i made jimmy in a certian game that may warrant some eyetracker bait
Wouldn’t work I’m not ambidextrous
o ok
College homework is the worst because as a college student you're just told "do this by x time next week" and then given the illusion of freedom because you just have to "manage your time"
picks up pencil and farts
Which is technically true but still
up to you
ong bro how does my History professor expect me to reunify Austria-Hungary by next week?
true
by glaggleing it
i have a history in the art of war and glaggling (which is also war)
you've got the right strat
by Sun Glagg?
yes
peak
Hello everyone my name is welcome
hello welcome my name is everybody
hello everybody my name is Ginger Supreme
Hello everybody my name is bagamabum
hi i’m back
Hello everyone my name is homple gronkter fringlebottum
I'm dyslexic shut up grrrr
Who’s coming? HUH? If you’re coming right now let me see it! Let me see it! HUH? He. He who is coming!
man what the hell
no no it's okay the spelling is atrocious and I only noticed a missing R
that doesn't usually happen
Ave, true to Caesar
if he was so good then why did he get stabbed a bunch
I'm so smart and awesome, right?
checkmate, Caesarians
yup
To your knees, profligate
off to the dust i go 💥
is it the same injury from earlier?
nooo what happened??
Punched a hole into a wall and cut the top of my hand
Yeh
awe i’m sorry bb🫂
sue your hand if it doesn't stop hurting
i want cake
🫂

could you ice it?
top ten strategies big pain doesn't want you to know about
Yes
i hope it helps🫶🏻
It isss
Just celebrated mothers day with a big dinner! I'm so full ✋😔
yayayayayay
I wanna draw a thing, I need to figure out how to go about it
BURPPPP s'quse mee
what're you drawing
Saw this cool thing that said to “draw your ocs as they would draw themselves” and really wanna try it with a few
that sounds pretty fun actually
I should draw homple some time
i’m sigma
awesome
Looney Tunes did it first

get a load of this joker
And two of something is usually called a pair, dis pair
The name "pants" implies the existence of a singular "pant"
Such as pant leg
yeah one leg is a pant
I'm going to put a pant on
Pant on, pant off
music so peak i didn't realize what it was about until I looked at the lyrics, and it's still fucking peak
exactly half a pants?
the existence of many dumplings implies the existence of a singular dumple
Yes
Okay Mikey 
I would like one dumple please
Football sized
don't tell anyone but I put a football in the dumple
Oh man it's so close I might get them mixed up
Oh man this dumple tastes rubbery, it might be overcooked
i’m about to play mtg again eeeek
yeah glaggle isn't a good dumple cooker
that must be it
I see
yep
unfortunate
we shall adopt the "wait and see" method
a good tactic
an outdated yet once popular medical method


indoubitably
because you are one
And I JUST finished my entry
I actually hit this pose at prom with my best friend
that shit was hella funny
Real shit....
and tuff
yeah i can't find the pic tho
Fahhh
did you get fangs?
donkey mouth
Naturally yeah
Is ylyl submissions open?
no shit
I just haven't looked in the right places ig
hell yeah
Can I show you? 
if you want
I can't submit 
bomb them
Was i barred access 
sigma rizz final arc
How do you send memes?
i like meny things
As it says in #rules, #memes is locked to people with image perms role. As it says in. The roles channel, you need to save up DD (dingus dollars) to get the role by being active in the community
However it seems the roles and the bot are broken at the moment
How is everybody doing?
teto
yeah it's been broken for a long time
At least poro access, boombot, and birthday role commands are
ass
Yall should check memes
Dang
Thats what i hope jimmy sees next week
absolute cinnamon
hear me out
no
i do not think I will
no wait not in that way

ok so imagine jimmy as the rock
THALES! SEND ME THAT RATATOUILLE IMAGE, AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS
Like totally jacked
see there you go
insert the picture of the rock with pancakes but jimmy
Thales you better show jimmy my CRAZY art
The rock eats Jimmy's pancakes..... got it
yeah
pls do that
cheat day mode activated
Dang, I think its time i make skits
pls do
m- sigma
The
this kirby is fake
The
Mixing a Powerade with electrolyte powder for the ultimate anti-POTS potion
Guys where do we send the videos
Thanks man
Real shit...
Just saw someone do a u turn on a two way road
only way you'd catch me doing that shit is if i had to and no one was around
Nobody else around (to my knowledge)
I gotta pass this tip on to my sibling
that's a fire idea
No it can lead to electrolyte imbalance
Which is very bad for your internal organs
too much electrolytes?
Yeah
You DO know what electrolytes are right?
sodium, potassium, chloride, magnesium, calcium, phosphate, and bicarbonate
They’re tiny little guys that make ur body go waaaaaa so you can be happy and have fun and play outside
oh yeah I know some of the elements I just don't really know what they're for
tru tru
Some of those you REALLY don't want to have too much of
indeed
yeah yeah
I have too little sodium
eat salt
Chlorides you would have to REALLY try to get too much
I'm surprisingly healthy actually
junko enoshima
physically, that is
I'm not but I try to be
my body just works well without much effort
I really lucked out
used to be underweight but that was years ago and that's it
Bad idea unless they’re a pro athlete or have POTS or a condition like it
POTS but yeah
But my question was why did they even go down the road. They had to make a turn to do so
I’m just doing it because I need to do my psychical therapy exercises and have felt dehydrated today
I made an impulsive decision and now I have to figure out where the hell to put it
I took my friend’s broken RC plane
For spare parts but I have no clue where to put it now
uhhhhhhh celling
Probably a bad idea on my part I’m gonna be real
Liquid IV is way too strong
I probably have so much sodium in me
hold on you put liquid IV in powerade?
interesting choice
And I didn’t drink all of it either
probably good
does liquid iv have a taste
Yeah
interesting
yayayay the trees are gathering
I mean. It’s not like actual IV fluid it’s just an electrolyte mix brand
we just need veemo in here
I’m a tree
📑
what does this mean
📈
oooh i see
a few of us have names that are that of trees









Lily, she would have a cute art style mainly for thumbnails
