general

[languid grove]

She’s like an absent grandma who drops off cookies for us

[vapid apex]

Hope ur tummy doesn’t feel like me on a Saturday morning

[soft glacier]

Thales (The

[coral token]

(The

[languid grove]

[marsh ibex]

The

[vapid apex]

Rabbit

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[ruby zealot]

Rika never sneak up on me or I will die from shock

[upbeat copper]

Holy shit all the jimmycord urban legends are talking in general

[coral token]

GenerL

[storm whale]

calling off the sneak attack rn

[narrow atlas]

[drowsy bridge]

Eat ginger

[ruby zealot]

I know I know I'm goated 😊

[upbeat copper]

IM TYPING WITH ONE HAND BECAUSE I MADE A BOOBOO

[languid grove]

The fack you mean rabbit

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

GURL IM TYPING WHILE PLAYING GUITAR

[languid grove]

Why so huggy

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

I think I'd never see glaggle type gurl

[drowsy bridge]

Ginger is really good for stomach aches

[upbeat copper]

Because I so happy

[narrow atlas]

Is that Danny L I see???

[languid grove]

He’s one of the gurls

[ruby zealot]

CARROTS ARE IN FACT NOT GOOD FOR YOUR EYES

[indigo hull]

ik im really overcoming some boundaries here

[ruby zealot]

And I'm not? Wow

[languid grove]

For why

[narrow atlas]

I was not expecting to see Mr President, Daniel Larson in general chat

[drowsy bridge]

Very slightly good for your eyes, but not enough to make a reasonable difference

[upbeat copper]

BECAUSE I SO PINK AND PRETTY IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NEOW

[drowsy bridge]

You have to stick them in your eyes for them to work

[languid grove]

YOU ARE

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

Oh em gee what’s the occasion

[ruby zealot]

Thank you gurl you rock

[upbeat copper]

I didn't wanna be sad so I dresseded up

[drowsy bridge]

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

[narrow atlas]

Ohhhh fuck… I may have fucked up

[upbeat copper]

What happen

[narrow atlas]

I gotta eat dinner with my family cause Mother’s Day in a few minutes, but I am fucking fried rn

[ruby zealot]

I got shot 81 times in the chest am I gonna be fine?

[indigo hull]

that was a bit foolish of you

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle give him advice

[narrow atlas]

I didn’t think it’d kick in so slow

[indigo hull]

edible or smoke?

[narrow atlas]

I don’t need advice. Who do you think I am?

[ruby zealot]

Tech Priest

And a duck

[narrow atlas]

Correct. I know what I’m doing

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

🦆

That's you tech you're a duck

[drowsy bridge]

That reminds me

[ruby zealot]

Be that tuck embrace being a duck

[narrow atlas]

If I ain’t human than I ain’t living

[drowsy bridge]

In elementary school, I had this joke where I would call my sibling a duck and that’s where my love for ducks came from

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle you are a....owl 🦉

[storm whale]

lore drop

[upbeat copper]

Quaaaack

[narrow atlas]

Humanity is fundamentally superior, and there is nothing else I want to be other than a person

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

Counter argument: 🦆

[indigo hull]

i want to go back to Upright Man but translated to Latin

[drowsy bridge]

I agree with this

[ruby zealot]

Oh my God do you know what I just remembered

[storm whale]

no

[ruby zealot]

Tech do you remember the bear without claws argument?

[drowsy bridge]

I probably have a few other random stories

[upbeat copper]

What birb am i

[narrow atlas]

No

[drowsy bridge]

I can partially dislocate my shoulders at will for some reason

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

You are a... Flamingo

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

🦩

[drowsy bridge]

I wonder what kind of bird I am

[storm whale]

hmmmmmmmmmm

[ruby zealot]

Surprisingly not a duck

[upbeat copper]

YAYYYY SO PINK

[ruby zealot]

You're a hummingbird

[drowsy bridge]

[narrow atlas]

Also if I were a bird then I’d be a corvid

[upbeat copper]

Christmas hummingbird 🥀

[drowsy bridge]

What does that mean😭 ??

[narrow atlas]

Hyper, and small

[ruby zealot]

That was gonna be my actual pick ngl

[ruby zealot]

Fym what do you mean

[indigo hull]

Corvus

[narrow atlas]

Corax

[storm whale]

krow or raven

[ruby zealot]

You are a uhhhhh.....

[drowsy bridge]

😭

[ruby zealot]

Hmmm

[storm whale]

(I don't know any other corvids)

[narrow atlas]

Raven prolly. I’m not a small person, so I wouldn’t be a smaller bird

[drowsy bridge]

What are “hummingbird vibes” 😭

[narrow atlas]

Those are the first 2 words that come to mind for humming birds

[storm whale]

that's fair

[ruby zealot]

You'll find them soon my friend
You have to embrace yourself do not be the person who others think you are but be the body your soul wants you to be you are a hummingbird at heart you're active and nice and attentive

[indigo hull]

nevermore

[storm whale]

grah

[narrow atlas]

I don’t get the reference

[ruby zealot]

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M MAD AGAIN FOR NO REASON

[storm whale]

its a poem by Edgar Allen poe I think

its at least a very famous poem

[ruby zealot]

[drifting matrix]

Why

[storm whale]

what

[drifting matrix]

Is there not a reason

[narrow atlas]

Oh. I googled it, and got a band

[ruby zealot]

No.

No reason

[narrow atlas]

OH NO WAIT YOURE RIGHT

[storm whale]

no, but that band does have some good songs

[narrow atlas]

That’s the Poe poem with the dude in the tower

[storm whale]

yes

[indigo hull]

it was also i think his only poem that made him any money

[drifting matrix]

Damn

[indigo hull]

and it was a measly 14 dollars in like 1840s money

[narrow atlas]

I don’t know Poe too well. I was more a fan of HP Lovecrafts works

I have to stress it’s only his works

[ruby zealot]

Tech ice cream in waffle cones or in cups

[storm whale]

I'm not a big literature fan i just read fiction books a lot

[ruby zealot]

Or tubs

[indigo hull]

wait no im wrong

[narrow atlas]

Cone. I don’t get yelled at for eating the shell of those

[indigo hull]

the most he made from any of his stories was $100

his short story The Murders in the Rue Morgue

[ruby zealot]

wait you do what

[narrow atlas]

Yo mama

[ruby zealot]

im going to waterboard you with OJ

[narrow atlas]

Reminds me of that one tiktoker

[indigo hull]

use SunnyD

its not actual orange juice, rather orange flavored drink

[narrow atlas]

The cia water boarding connoisseur

[ruby zealot]

is it cheaper?

[indigo hull]

i think so

[ruby zealot]

then sure

[narrow atlas]

He got banned I think, but he had like 50, or so videos of him water boarding himself with random liquids, and rating it 1-10

[brisk shard]

definitely a pass time

[tropic grail]

Hi

[brisk shard]

interesting pass time at that

[tropic grail]

Whay

[ruby zealot]

time to chug 2 redbulls back to back tomorrow

[brisk shard]

hi

[narrow atlas]

Why not

[tropic grail]

No i meant what

[tropic grail]

Hyd on this fine day

[brisk shard]

alright

[narrow atlas]

I was pretty clear in my explanation

[ruby zealot]

hi demon

[narrow atlas]

[tropic grail]

Ohhh

[tropic grail]

Why it's legs so short

[proper crest]

Back ok

[tropic grail]

Good

[ruby zealot]

ko kcaB

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

hi geeses

[proper crest]

Wha
Hai

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

everyone needs a puppet in their life

[drowsy bridge]

[proper crest]

Yes

[tropic grail]

My goal shall be the artist role

[ruby zealot]

they may be stupid but they care and love you

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

also possibly explosive

[ruby zealot]

true

[storm whale]

good luck

[tropic grail]

Ty I'll need it

[ruby zealot]

i have exploded many times

[tropic grail]

I still need like 700 dds

[storm whale]

yet you always manage to return

[indigo hull]

im like 200 dd away from 10k

[storm whale]

good shit

[ruby zealot]

holy

[storm whale]

I have 2072 dd

[proper crest]

We immediately spend it on colours

[ruby zealot]

im 4315 dd

[tropic grail]

Bro is grinding em

[indigo hull]

not really

there just isn't much to buy with them

[plush bone]

why can i literally snap with my thumb and index finger

[storm whale]

real, i picked one up the moment they decreased the prices

[ruby zealot]

glaggle you busy tomorrow?

[tropic grail]

I don't think I've managed to gain any today

[indigo hull]

im usually never busy

[plush bone]

i have 3466

[indigo hull]

unless im working on personal projects

[storm whale]

no you've gained some, just probably not much

[ruby zealot]

then you wanna play mc?

[tropic grail]

Oh okay

[indigo hull]

sure lmao

i haven't played multiplayer MC in forever

[storm whale]

it's based off of messages or activity and nobody knows which for sure

[tropic grail]

Aight

So I got time to cook up some fire art b4 I even reach near 1500

[storm whale]

yuh

[tropic grail]

Anyways I shall go slumber now

[pallid socket]

What

[olive flicker]

Her legs are long

She just likes being one piece of cat

[drowsy bridge]

[olive flicker]

[still bronze]

Hello

I’m new

[pallid socket]

Why is your church live-streamed

[drowsy bridge]

Hi new, I’m duck

[ruby zealot]

aura

[pallid socket]

Who the hell is watching Bible live streams

[still bronze]

I’m TJ

[indigo hull]

old people

idk

[pallid socket]

Like you’ve read it before it’s okay

[drowsy bridge]

I think from my personal experience with my grandparents, it’s to see and somewhat connect with the people that also go there and maybe be kept updated on any events that might be happening

[still bronze]

Oop

[drowsy bridge]

Specifically if it’s a local church

[coral token]

:p

[woven flicker]

🦖

[coral token]

i think bro joined the wrong server, noticed and left

[modern hatch]

get a load of that guy

[indigo hull]

damn its also Mark David Chapman's birthday today

alongside John Wilkes Booth

[olive flicker]

My EARS

[dry rock]

pipe sfx

[olive flicker]

[dry rock]

btw i didnt hear it

[languid grove]

I have no idea what you’re talking about

[languid grove]

See

[olive flicker]

You will be molded into a clump of wet dirt

[dry rock]

shes smaller than dirt tho

[plush bone]

goober

[dry rock]

WHERE

[ruby zealot]

hi swap

[olive flicker]

She is playing Grounded irl

[dry rock]

so true

[upbeat copper]

[obtuse marten]

Eagh

[upbeat copper]

[twin reef]

🐛

🥱🤤

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

[coral token]

not the emoji guy again

[indigo hull]

they should make a movie about emojis fr

said no one ever

[gritty temple]

Yeah yeah I’m the hidden king yeah yeah do my fucking thing yeah yeah do my bidding

[indigo hull]

I declare war on this king

[gritty temple]

Bro is working for the Archmother

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

Bwoof !!

[upbeat copper]

Rawr!

[brave blade]

Guys help me!

[indigo hull]

No

[brave blade]

My fourth fish drowned

[upbeat copper]

Aw that's too bad better luck next time

[ruby zealot]

IM NOT ANGRY ANYMORE IM DISSAPOINTED

[brave blade]

[upbeat copper]

🫂

My hand hurts so baddddd

[brave blade]

Aww that’s too bad better luck next time

BAM

[upbeat copper]

[brave blade]

[upbeat copper]

I meant that seriously...

[brave blade]

I know

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

Do you still have a good throwing arm?

[upbeat copper]

Im ambidextrous so yeah

[indigo hull]

🧱 throw this brick at em

[brave blade]

[upbeat copper]

There's an upside down dog in my room help

[ruby zealot]

sorry bout that

[upbeat copper]

He all belly up

[ruby zealot]

wanted to test something out

[indigo hull]

And you had to break gravity?

[brave blade]

That ain’t as bad as a fish drowning

[ruby zealot]

IT WAS A SIDE EFFECT OKAY?!

[indigo hull]

My guy how do you drown a fish

[upbeat copper]

Fuck yo fish I gotta fix my dawg

[woven nimbus]

hey chat c:

[brave blade]

I took it for a walk in a puddle

[ruby zealot]

hi shork

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[indigo hull]

Damn

[woven nimbus]

how’s everyone’s day?

[ruby zealot]

daying

[upbeat copper]

It was horrible, now is good

[brave blade]

It was a sad day for me and the dead fish named Joel the third

[woven nimbus]

awww, i’m glad it’s better now!

[ruby zealot]

no

[woven nimbus]

felt

[indigo hull]

The day here is certainly day

[brave blade]

It’s cloudy as shit from where I’m at

[upbeat copper]

It's dayn't

[indigo hull]

Sometimes the sun explodes

[upbeat copper]

My bad guys

I sneezed

[woven nimbus]

it ok

[indigo hull]

Bless you

[upbeat copper]

Thank you

[brave blade]

I could feel it all the way to where I’m from

[woven flicker]

Hmm…

[upbeat copper]

No that was the burp I did after

[brave blade]

Ooooh

[upbeat copper]

My burps rattle the earth and my sneezes destroy the sun

[brave blade]

I have a question @upbeat copper

[upbeat copper]

Eh??

[brave blade]

Is silly a pronoun????

[upbeat copper]

Most definitely

[woven nimbus]

my pronouns are silly/goose

[brave blade]

I must be old as shit then. No offense but how many pronouns are there nowadays?

[coral token]

[upbeat copper]

Idk I don't keep track

[coral token]

at least 1

[brave blade]

Imma look it up

[indigo hull]

Ask John Pronoun

Easy

[upbeat copper]

Oh that's my uncle

[woven flicker]

Aurelia

[upbeat copper]

Eh??

[woven flicker]

New sona?

[upbeat copper]

Yes yes

[woven flicker]

Why didn’t you tell me

[brave blade]

I just looked it up there’s more than a hundred pronouns

[upbeat copper]

Wowie

[upbeat copper]

Aughhh

[woven flicker]

Gimmie so I can draw

[brave blade]

I though there were only two pronouns tbh

No offense

[indigo hull]

You didn’t get the DLC?

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

That’s how I got the Glaggle/Man pronouns

[coral token]

it's not that there is a number

it's just that now whoever wants to invent it and call themselves that, adds to it lol

[upbeat copper]

I don't actually use neo pronouns I just have silly there because I am exactly that... Silly

[indigo hull]

You must know of Sillius Soddus then

[upbeat copper]

I know Sillius Maximus

[indigo hull]

Even better

[upbeat copper]

I don't use neo pronouns for people simply because I don't remember them

[storm whale]

I just don't list anything

[indigo hull]

I’ll list you for the Connaught Rangers

[storm whale]

is that sports

[upbeat copper]

Hence why I have always referred to you as they/them because idk what you go by

[indigo hull]

-# niche ass painting reference

Listed for the Connaught Rangers by Lady Butler

[upbeat copper]

Glag... You know I have to kill you now, right?

[woven nimbus]

nooooo

[upbeat copper]

He knows too much

[indigo hull]

She is correct

[woven nimbus]

rip

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Glaggle is dead

[indigo hull]

😵

[bleak warren]

rip

[junior geyser]

yo guys

[coral token]

weee

[woven nimbus]

[storm whale]

you can just call me whatever the fuck you want I'm not gonna take offense with gender neutral pronouns

[storm whale]

-# I see

[narrow atlas]

I have returned from family dinner, but I am fried out of my mind challenge

Challenge status: passed

[gritty temple]

Neopronouns aren’t that hard because they feel like essentially the same as using a nickname which is ez pz

[narrow atlas]

Hopefully

[indigo hull]

Pez Dispenser

[gritty temple]

Wiggles you

[narrow atlas]

[upbeat copper]

I can barely remember my own name

[gritty temple]

Goober

[indigo hull]

One of my favorite euphemisms that I pseudo-invented for being faded is the term “red eyed”

I say pseudo-invented because idk if I came up with it or not

[upbeat copper]

Pink eyed

[upbeat copper]

[narrow atlas]

I like fried, and stoned the most

[storm whale]

hell yeah

[indigo hull]

Fair

[narrow atlas]

[woven nimbus]

zooted is also a term i like to use

[narrow atlas]

I love this lil muthafucka

Cheefin that shit

[upbeat copper]

Geeked is my personal favorite

[woven nimbus]

yesss how could i forget

[storm whale]

I'd probably use fried if I smoked

[plush bone]

im listening to everywhere at the end of time

[storm whale]

have fun

[mental tulip]

yo

[indigo hull]

Don’t forget baked

[twin lake]

[indigo hull]

baked like a soufflé

[storm whale]

dinner time

[upbeat copper]

If I smoked weed I'd probably be in a hospital because my dumbass would probably try to shower to get rid of the smell

[narrow atlas]

Blitzed is more for drunk people, but I’d say it also applies to pot

[storm whale]

see ya

[indigo hull]

I’m really surprise it didn’t automod me for this

[storm whale]

💀 💀

[indigo hull]

Given it blocks certain characters typically used in foreign languages

[upbeat copper]

Ic

[indigo hull]

At least I think anyway

[upbeat copper]

I have only ever once smoked weed and ts was absolute shit from ass

[narrow atlas]

I don’t smoke

If I can eat it, I do it

[woven nimbus]

what happened??

[indigo hull]

That’s where I’m the opposite

[upbeat copper]

I got wet

[indigo hull]

I would like to learn to how to make edibles

[plush bone]

everywhere at the end of time is LONG

[woven nimbus]

you usually have to turn it into butter first

[indigo hull]

Yeah idk how to do that

[twin lake]

It does for a o in my language

[indigo hull]

Nor do I know how much to use for it

[woven nimbus]

idk too much about it either. they have magic butter makers, i’m sure you could find recipes online

[bleak warren]

how we doing chat

[languid grove]

[woven nimbus]

p good how are you?

[bleak warren]

oh no rip rika

[indigo hull]

Rika appears to be dead

[languid grove]

Dead

[plush bone]

dementia ahh music

[bleak warren]

i'm doing quite well at the moment

[woven nimbus]

not 2 deaths in 1 sitting🥺

[indigo hull]

How was the race?

[upbeat copper]

Nooo 🫂

[bleak warren]

fun, really enjoyed it

[woven nimbus]

yay c:

[indigo hull]

Epic

[languid grove]

I feel like poop

[upbeat copper]

Aww what happen

[gritty temple]

I miss my brother do you think I can kidnap him from a military base

[upbeat copper]

Probably

[gritty temple]

WEEEE

[bleak warren]

ah yes, nothing bad could happen there....

[gritty temple]

I wish he could play Deadlock with me

[gritty temple]

It’s just like GTA trust

[languid grove]

It’s about what I talked to you about in dms a few days ago

[indigo hull]

I was gonna put it as Nova Prospekt from Half Life 2 but ok

[upbeat copper]

Ohhh

🫂 💔

[zinc frigate]

[languid grove]

It’s been 3 days of radio silence and I’m worried sick

[bleak warren]

oh.

[woven nimbus]

hi hi

[gritty temple]

What’s wrong goob

[upbeat copper]

I'm so sorry girl... 🫂

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

i think i just realized who i haven't seen for 3 days

[zinc frigate]

[gritty temple]

Wait

[bleak warren]

[languid grove]

thank you guys

[zinc frigate]

I think my brain connected dots

[zinc frigate]

[gritty temple]

Pet pat

[upbeat copper]

If you ever need me, I told you my dms are always open

[languid grove]

Thank you so much
Although I have no idea what to do

[woven nimbus]

i’m not sure who we’re talking about but you have my support🫶🏻

[languid grove]

All I can really do is wait

[gleaming falcon]

i second that

[upbeat copper]

This is true

But also

You can watch silly cat videos :D

[zenith needle]

Hi

[zinc frigate]

Aaaagh trying to get myself to just do the thing I need to do

[languid grove]

That’s true

[upbeat copper]

Exactlyyyy

Silly cat videos are the perfect way to cheer yourself up

[zenith needle]

May I ask What are we talking about?

[woven nimbus]

ugh that’s the worst. it feels like sometimes i have to build up so much momentum

[mental tulip]

hi

[gleaming falcon]

idk either man its probably personal anyways hello

[zenith needle]

Hello

[zinc frigate]

I got 4 things to do, 2 assignments and 2 finals. And if I do all that then I’m just done with almost everything for school until fall

It’d be way better to just get it done and then I don’t gotta worry I can just relax

[gleaming falcon]

im in almost the exact same scenario 💔

[storm whale]

rabala

[woven nimbus]

that’s cool that you get a big break afterwords. you got this🫶🏻

[indigo hull]

Radda radda

[gleaming falcon]

shnitzel???

[storm whale]

badda ladda

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

Radda?

[zinc frigate]

Exactly it’d be so great to just get the damn thing done
So why is my body making it so hard to get the damn thing done

[indigo hull]

Alright that’s enough

[gleaming falcon]

radda radda radda

[languid grove]

Alright I’m going to head to bed

[storm whale]

sleep well

[zinc frigate]

Chat. I demand you APPRECIATE RIKA NOOOOOOOW!!

[gleaming falcon]

adios :3

[woven nimbus]

good night💕💕

[upbeat copper]

Nini sleep well silly lady 🫂

[indigo hull]

Goob night

[zenith needle]

Night

[languid grove]

Too late Rika is snoozing snoreee mimimimi

[zinc frigate]

ACTUALLY APPRECIATE HER IN THE MORNING
Gnight rika

[gleaming falcon]

she fr konked out

[upbeat copper]

EVERYONE APPRECIATE AUTUMN NEOWWWWWW

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

[woven nimbus]

[ruby zealot]

IM NOT DISSAPOINTED ANYMORE IM CONFUSED

[storm whale]

what happened

[zenith needle]

Im bored

[woven nimbus]

by??

[zinc frigate]

❌ save it for rika when she awokes

[ruby zealot]

I DONT KNOW

[ruby zealot]

IDK

[woven nimbus]

AHHHHHH

[upbeat copper]

But but I wanna appreciate the pretty lady

[storm whale]

that does sound confusing

[indigo hull]

as the newfangled youth tend to say, WHAT THE DEVIL!?

[ruby zealot]

MAN FUCK THIS IM OUT NIGHT Y'ALL
HAVE A CONFUSING DAY

[storm whale]

sleep well
wear a seatbelt

[zenith needle]

Should I play dying light the beast or Mirrors edge?

[gleaming falcon]

warped nyleum

[storm whale]

dying light
mirrors edge is shit

[zenith needle]

Ok

[zinc frigate]

I have a little korok in my room now :3
should I print his little twigs he holds or nah

[indigo hull]

dew it

[ruby zealot]

hydro im gonna turn you into a ice cube may i?

[zenith needle]

“Trust me”

[storm whale]

do it it'd be fun

[storm whale]

protocol 3

[zenith needle]

protect the pilot

[storm whale]

such a good ending

[mental tulip]

sigma rizz full arc

[zenith needle]

But a sad death

[storm whale]

10000000%, but that made it hit all the more

[woven flicker]

🦖🫳🧋

[zinc frigate]

Listening to my mom and one living grandma talking, and hearing my grandma say likely the long hair I have is a phase
Yeeeeeesss… just a phase…..

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

[zenith needle]

WTF

[south raven]

She/They

Yeah a phase

I hate unsupportive people

[storm whale]

real

[indigo hull]

🗣️

[zinc frigate]

Oh they don’t know lol I’m not out

[upbeat copper]

Oldest bnuy alive....

[zinc frigate]

Bold to assume I’ve told my mom I’m trans

[south raven]

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

shitty parents?

[south raven]

That's fair and understandable

[brisk pasture]

hi chat

[storm whale]

hey gang

[brisk pasture]

im not dead

[narrow atlas]

[mental tulip]

sheen

[indigo hull]

hi not dead im glaggle

[zinc frigate]

Yes but they’re not even transphobic so like

[brisk pasture]

mods take em out back and give em the concrete shoes

[severe pebble]

Happy mothers day guys

[woven pelican]

EYE TRACJER

[storm whale]

oh no

here they come

[indigo hull]

-# duck and cover people

[brisk pasture]

i know this sounds bad but i dont like mothers day (not out of hatred)

[severe pebble]

?

[zenith needle]

Is it weird to date a furry?

[storm whale]

[brisk pasture]

no?

[mental tulip]

i wonder what goombas taste like

[zinc frigate]

There’s a certain point where they just have to know right? Like I thought she knew when she was talking about getting my hair dyed but like does she know?

[frank bison]

🐟

[fallen cargo]

Hi

[zinc frigate]

How does she not know?

[lethal sierra]

Like a goomba

[brisk pasture]

before you guys tear my limbs apart, let me explain

[storm whale]

are you just gonna let them figure it out on their own?

[zinc frigate]

I am like the least subtle trans person you can meet

[fallen cargo]

How is everyone doing

[narrow atlas]

[brisk pasture]

my parents are ALWAYS mad on mothers day

[storm whale]

too late your limbs are mine

[zenith needle]

Good

[zinc frigate]

I’m probably gonna tell em at some point but it’s just kinda shocking nobody has pieced it together

[brisk pasture]

fuck

[fallen cargo]

Omg, a fellow citizen of the nation 🏳️‍⚧️ ?

[zinc frigate]

Especially my sister who years ago now I told that “I may be trans”

[storm whale]

sorry gang it's just the way it is

[hidden ravine]

I know someone else who isn’t but not is mad no on Mummy’s day

[zinc frigate]

And then after I suspiciously started growing my hair out

[brisk pasture]

so whenever its mothers day, i prep like im being sent out to the front lines of a war

[zenith needle]

For some reason I can’t stop listening to Evan fong

[brisk pasture]

becuase i know its gonna be filled with yelling

[fallen cargo]

Omg me too!!

[mental tulip]

trans

[brisk pasture]

every. damn. year.

[storm whale]

hate to hear it

[zenith needle]

Mailman

[indigo hull]

i hope it goes well

[brisk pasture]

downsides of having a mom who has 6 kids

[indigo hull]

all i can really say

[brisk pasture]

(technically 5 alive one dead)

[muted fable]

It's Sunday my duds

[brisk pasture]

but thats another story

[storm whale]

damn brother
I only got 2 siblings and sometimes that's too much

[fallen cargo]

Urm, actually, almost Monday

[zinc frigate]

Thanks. I’m still just trying to figure out how the fuck I’m even gonna go about bringing it up, if I even still live here when I do it

[zenith needle]

Mailman look at that frat Waistband

[quiet isle]

Holy cow. Never had such a short gap between eye tracker streams before.

[brisk pasture]

consider yourself lucky.

[zinc frigate]

I want to come out and try to start E this year

[storm whale]

I most definitely do

[brisk pasture]

it aint easy being the 2nd brother of 5

[fallen cargo]

That's so cool

[storm whale]

cant imagine it would be

[muted fable]

☝️🤓

[severe pebble]

Its fine dont need to really i just do it outta kindness tbh even though I really dont celebrate it

[mental tulip]

a skibidi sigma

[atomic ruin]

good night

[storm whale]

night

[zenith needle]

I have 4 brothers all not living with me cuz they somewhere else so I’m alone with my parents

[brisk pasture]

i love my mother, but on that day i stay away because no matter what i do, she will rip me apart like conquest

[severe pebble]

That reminds me time to go hit someone with the ban hammer on another server

[zenith needle]

Why?

[brisk pasture]

shes legit nicole watterson

[brisk pasture]

scroll up

i explained myself

[patent grove]

Trying to call my mom to tell her happy mother's Day

[fallen cargo]

X3

[zinc frigate]

YOU

[zenith needle]

Ohhhh

[woven nimbus]

my mom literally went to vegas with her shitty husband today lmao so i’m celebrating being a cat mom i guess

[brisk pasture]

hi hydro :)

[zinc frigate]

Hii how is you

[mental tulip]

oops all berry’s

[brisk pasture]

ehhhhh could be better. my birthday is in 2 days

[rose saddle]

✝️

[zinc frigate]

Judging by stuff above do I need to kill somebody :3

[brisk pasture]

yes

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

happy early birthday

[zenith needle]

Any tips on life? Im turning 14 this year

[woven nimbus]

mayhaps

[woven flicker]

🦖

[brisk pasture]

in high school, dont fuck up in algebra

[rose saddle]

Don't take middle school for granted gng ts was so easy

[brisk pasture]

also dont take french

[zenith needle]

Noted

[indigo hull]

good thing my school never offered it

they only offered Spanish and it greatly disappointed me

[brisk pasture]

i took spanish for 4 years

[zinc frigate]

Just be yourself, people who are mean for you being yourself are just mad they don’t feel like they can be themselves

[indigo hull]

I was disappointed in the lack of options

[brisk pasture]

ive learned more words in DUOLINGO (i take japanese) than spanish

[indigo hull]

i would've loved at least took Latin as an alternative

[zenith needle]

Noted

[zinc frigate]

Why does everybody have bad French teacher experiences and why were both my French teachers over my 4 years taking the class so nice

[drowsy bridge]

Don’t take school for granted, surround yourself with people who aren’t assholes, don’t be afraid to take hard classes or challenges, and make sure to use high school to open up opportunities for the future

[brisk pasture]

all i know is how to answer that theyre a doctor/lawyer and how to order water, green tea, and rice

[uncut fern]

Good thing it's easy

[brisk pasture]

so incase i get kidnapped and sent to japan atleast ik what im eating

[zinc frigate]

Because school classes don’t really teach you, they’re more built around memorization in short term than genuinely teaching you something

[zenith needle]

Like that will happen

[brisk pasture]

my french teacher was an asshole

[dusky river]

I wish I had a French class

[hard ravine]

how early do I usually gotta be to make it into streams?

[dusky river]

All I had was Spanish

[zenith needle]

No…

Is that…

[dusky river]

And I went to school in Louisiana

[woven nimbus]

i took german it was horrible

[indigo hull]

so real

[zinc frigate]

Like I barely remember anything from high school. Why? Because the system is just so built on short term memory that most things you remember are either subjects you enjoyed or random silly things

[woven nimbus]

not the teacher, it was just difficult

[brisk pasture]

blame the player, not the game

[crystal cypress]

I blame Steve Harvey

[dusky river]

My Spanish teacher was THE dad joke king

[zenith needle]

My life is good but I’m dating a furry and people like to make fun of us

[brisk pasture]

YOU DO NOT BLAME THE KING LIKE THAT

HE DIDNT DO SHIT

[dusky river]

Don’t blame Lucan like that bru he gonna give you the Viltrumite special

[brisk pasture]

shower

[crystal cypress]

Idk man his mustache just throws me off bro I think he may be a robot and those are his signal receivers

[coral token]

you first

[brisk pasture]

fine

[drowsy bridge]

That’s something my math teacher said. He told us to keep notes on why we learn so that we can go over it later and retain that information better

[brisk pasture]

i know for a fact thales is a viltrumite like steve harvey

[indigo hull]

so how did you become a Shmaloogle?

[dusky river]

It’s cause he’s a secret Viltrumite

[brisk pasture]

i ragebaited a wizard on call of duty

i still won tho

[crystal cypress]

I always knew something was up with him, we got into a fist fight on the streets of LA and he threw me across the US straight into the Dallas cowboy stadium

[storm whale]

whatafada

I got distracted

[tame lynx]

Haven't touched this server since the heian era 🥹✌🏻

[upbeat copper]

What the fuck is a shmaloogle

[storm whale]

look at Syno's pfp

[brisk pasture]

smiling friends character

theres a whole episode about it

[upbeat copper]

I see

[indigo hull]

they went to war

[tame lynx]

It's good to be back lowk

[brisk pasture]

then they had wawa

[zinc frigate]

Agh I wanna draw but I need to do homework so I’m doing neither which sucks

[storm whale]

w training arc gag btw

[brisk pasture]

what if you did one with one hand and the other with the other hand

[night tartan]

chat should i homebrew my ylyl submission with a clip of when i made jimmy in a certian game that may warrant some eyetracker bait

[zinc frigate]

Wouldn’t work I’m not ambidextrous

[brisk pasture]

o ok

[red magnet]

College homework is the worst because as a college student you're just told "do this by x time next week" and then given the illusion of freedom because you just have to "manage your time"

picks up pencil and farts

Which is technically true but still

[storm whale]

up to you

[indigo hull]

ong bro how does my History professor expect me to reunify Austria-Hungary by next week?

[red magnet]

Well you ARE from Glaggleland

Just Glaggle em up

[indigo hull]

true

[storm whale]

by glaggleing it

[indigo hull]

i have a history in the art of war and glaggling (which is also war)

[storm whale]

you've got the right strat

[storm whale]

by Sun Glagg?

[indigo hull]

yes

[storm whale]

peak

[upbeat copper]

Hello everyone my name is welcome

[indigo hull]

hello welcome my name is everybody

[storm whale]

hello welcome

I am Homple Gronkter Fringlebottum

[storm whale]

hello everybody my name is Ginger Supreme

[drifting matrix]

Hello everybody my name is bagamabum

[mental tulip]

hi i’m back

[upbeat copper]

Hello everyone my name is homple gronkter fringlebottum

[storm whale]

close

there you go

[upbeat copper]

I'm dyslexic shut up grrrr

[drifting matrix]

Who’s coming? HUH? If you’re coming right now let me see it! Let me see it! HUH? He. He who is coming!

[mental tulip]

man what the hell

[storm whale]

no no it's okay the spelling is atrocious and I only noticed a missing R

that doesn't usually happen

[sullen dagger]

Ave, true to Caesar

[indigo hull]

if he was so good then why did he get stabbed a bunch

[upbeat copper]

I'm so smart and awesome, right?

[indigo hull]

checkmate, Caesarians

[storm whale]

yup

[sullen dagger]

To your knees, profligate

[indigo hull]

off to the dust i go 💥

[upbeat copper]

My hand hurrtttssss

I wanna cryyyyyyy

[storm whale]

is it the same injury from earlier?

[woven nimbus]

nooo what happened??

[upbeat copper]

Punched a hole into a wall and cut the top of my hand

[upbeat copper]

Yeh

[storm whale]

ouch

yeah i scratched my arm climbing that tree earlier

[woven nimbus]

awe i’m sorry bb🫂

[indigo hull]

sue your hand if it doesn't stop hurting

[mental tulip]

i want cake

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[reef zealot]

[woven nimbus]

could you ice it?

[storm whale]

top ten strategies big pain doesn't want you to know about

[upbeat copper]

Yes

[woven nimbus]

i hope it helps🫶🏻

[upbeat copper]

It isss

[blissful granite]

Just celebrated mothers day with a big dinner! I'm so full ✋😔

[woven nimbus]

yayayayayay

[zinc frigate]

I wanna draw a thing, I need to figure out how to go about it

[blissful granite]

BURPPPP s'quse mee

[storm whale]

what're you drawing

[zinc frigate]

Saw this cool thing that said to “draw your ocs as they would draw themselves” and really wanna try it with a few

[storm whale]

that sounds pretty fun actually

[zinc frigate]

Ikr

I’m 100% doing Lily, she would have a cute art style mainly for thumbnails

[storm whale]

I should draw homple some time

[mental tulip]

i’m sigma

[storm whale]

awesome

[fluid warren]

I'm gonna make a band

A rubber band

A rubber band called The Tires

[indigo hull]

Looney Tunes did it first

[fluid warren]

despair

That's what I call my socks

Because there's two of them

[coral token]

[storm whale]

get a load of this joker

[fluid warren]

And two of something is usually called a pair, dis pair

[upbeat copper]

The name "pants" implies the existence of a singular "pant"

[fluid warren]

Such as pant leg

[coral token]

yeah one leg is a pant

[upbeat copper]

I'm going to put a pant on

[fluid warren]

Pant on, pant off

[storm whale]

music so peak i didn't realize what it was about until I looked at the lyrics, and it's still fucking peak

[storm whale]

exactly half a pants?

[indigo hull]

the existence of many dumplings implies the existence of a singular dumple

[upbeat copper]

Yes

[storm whale]

I see

enjoy

[upbeat copper]

Okay Mikey

I would like one dumple please

Football sized

[indigo hull]

coming right up

🥟 🏈 (the football is for scale)

[storm whale]

don't tell anyone but I put a football in the dumple

[upbeat copper]

Oh man it's so close I might get them mixed up

[upbeat copper]

Oh man this dumple tastes rubbery, it might be overcooked

[woven nimbus]

i’m about to play mtg again eeeek

[storm whale]

yeah glaggle isn't a good dumple cooker

that must be it

[upbeat copper]

I see

[storm whale]

think we'll get an influx of goobers now?

[coral token]

yep

[storm whale]

unfortunate

[indigo hull]

we shall adopt the "wait and see" method

[storm whale]

a good tactic

[indigo hull]

an outdated yet once popular medical method

[storm whale]

[mental tulip]

[storm whale]

indoubitably

[upbeat copper]

My teeth make me look like I howl at the fucking moon

Head ahhh

[mental tulip]

because you are one

[quiet isle]

And I JUST finished my entry

[storm whale]

I actually hit this pose at prom with my best friend

that shit was hella funny

[upbeat copper]

Real shit....

[mental tulip]

and tuff

[upbeat copper]

Dude my teeth are so cool I love them so much

[storm whale]

yeah i can't find the pic tho

[upbeat copper]

Fahhh

[storm whale]

did you get fangs?

[mental tulip]

donkey mouth

[upbeat copper]

Naturally yeah

[iron wraith]

Is ylyl submissions open?

[mental tulip]

no shit

[storm whale]

I just haven't looked in the right places ig

[storm whale]

hell yeah

[upbeat copper]

Can I show you?

[storm whale]

if you want

[iron wraith]

I can't submit

[mental tulip]

oh

ask someone to help

[storm whale]

bomb them

[iron wraith]

Was i barred access

[mental tulip]

sigma rizz final arc

[iron wraith]

WAIT I FIGURED IT OUT

Im okay thank GOD

[knotty temple]

How do you send memes?

[storm whale]

#rules❗

or ig #roles

[knotty temple]

All it does is say done reading? Check out #general

[mental tulip]

i like meny things

[graceful phoenix]

As it says in #rules, #memes is locked to people with image perms role. As it says in. The roles channel, you need to save up DD (dingus dollars) to get the role by being active in the community

However it seems the roles and the bot are broken at the moment

[tame lynx]

How is everybody doing?

[mental tulip]

teto

[storm whale]

yeah it's been broken for a long time

[graceful phoenix]

At least poro access, boombot, and birthday role commands are

[mental tulip]

ass

[iron wraith]

Yall should check memes

[knotty temple]

Dang

[iron wraith]

Thats what i hope jimmy sees next week

[indigo hull]

absolute cinnamon

[mental tulip]

hear me out

[storm whale]

no

[indigo hull]

i do not think I will

[mental tulip]

no wait not in that way

[storm whale]

[iron wraith]

Im listening

What you got brosif

[mental tulip]

ok so imagine jimmy as the rock

[iron void]

THALES! SEND ME THAT RATATOUILLE IMAGE, AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS

[iron wraith]

Like totally jacked

[mental tulip]

see there you go

[storm whale]

insert the picture of the rock with pancakes but jimmy

[iron wraith]

Thales you better show jimmy my CRAZY art

[iron wraith]

The rock eats Jimmy's pancakes..... got it

[storm whale]

yeah

[mental tulip]

pls do that

[storm whale]

cheat day mode activated

[iron wraith]

Dang, I think its time i make skits

[mental tulip]

pls do

m- sigma

[vapid quarry]

The

[mental tulip]

this kirby is fake

[lethal sierra]

The

[pallid socket]

Mixing a Powerade with electrolyte powder for the ultimate anti-POTS potion

[green sparrow]

Guys where do we send the videos

[lethal sierra]

#ylyl-rules❗

[green sparrow]

Thanks man

[upbeat copper]

Real shit...

[drowsy bridge]

Just saw someone do a u turn on a two way road

[indigo hull]

only way you'd catch me doing that shit is if i had to and no one was around

[drowsy bridge]

Nobody else around (to my knowledge)

[storm whale]

I gotta pass this tip on to my sibling

that's a fire idea

[upbeat copper]

No it can lead to electrolyte imbalance

Which is very bad for your internal organs

[storm whale]

too much electrolytes?

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

[storm whale]

damn

nevermind then

[upbeat copper]

You DO know what electrolytes are right?

[storm whale]

imma be honest only vaguely

I never bothered to look into them

[upbeat copper]

sodium, potassium, chloride, magnesium, calcium, phosphate, and bicarbonate

[gritty temple]

They’re tiny little guys that make ur body go waaaaaa so you can be happy and have fun and play outside

[storm whale]

oh yeah I know some of the elements I just don't really know what they're for

[storm whale]

tru tru

[upbeat copper]

Some of those you REALLY don't want to have too much of

[storm whale]

indeed

[upbeat copper]

Like magnesium and phosphate

Or sodium

[storm whale]

yeah yeah

[gritty temple]

I have too little sodium

[indigo hull]

eat salt

[upbeat copper]

Chlorides you would have to REALLY try to get too much

[storm whale]

I'm surprisingly healthy actually

[mental tulip]

junko enoshima

[storm whale]

physically, that is

[upbeat copper]

I'm not but I try to be

[storm whale]

my body just works well without much effort
I really lucked out

used to be underweight but that was years ago and that's it

[pallid socket]

Bad idea unless they’re a pro athlete or have POTS or a condition like it

[storm whale]

POTS but yeah

[drowsy bridge]

But my question was why did they even go down the road. They had to make a turn to do so

[pallid socket]

I’m just doing it because I need to do my psychical therapy exercises and have felt dehydrated today

[drowsy bridge]

I made an impulsive decision and now I have to figure out where the hell to put it

I took my friend’s broken RC plane

For spare parts but I have no clue where to put it now

[storm whale]

uhhhhhhh celling

[pallid socket]

Probably a bad idea on my part I’m gonna be real

Liquid IV is way too strong

I probably have so much sodium in me

[storm whale]

hold on you put liquid IV in powerade?

[pallid socket]

Yeah

Only half of it

[storm whale]

interesting choice

[pallid socket]

And I didn’t drink all of it either

[storm whale]

probably good

[pallid socket]

It tasted good tho

Passion fruit flavor plus the blue Powerade

[storm whale]

does liquid iv have a taste

[pallid socket]

Yeah

[storm whale]

interesting

[graceful phoenix]

yayayay the trees are gathering

[pallid socket]

I mean. It’s not like actual IV fluid it’s just an electrolyte mix brand

[graceful phoenix]

we just need veemo in here

[pallid socket]

I’m a tree

[vast hawk]

📑

[storm whale]

what does this mean

[vast hawk]

📈

[storm whale]

oooh i see

[graceful phoenix]

a few of us have names that are that of trees