general

[dreamy knoll]

Tbf skins are worth 4 figures

[tropic grail]

and my brother bought me prime so I get the weekly drops so I do get cool skins

[bleak warren]

i believe so

[tropic grail]

even if they ain't expensive

[indigo hull]

I need a Time Machine now

[bleak warren]

now i must be careful, lest chat think i'm a communist

[dreamy knoll]

Gamble the crates for expensive shit

[ruby zealot]

Bad joke?

[indigo hull]

COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL /ref

[dreamy knoll]

smoodge

[tropic grail]

they require keys which cost money 😞

[brisk shard]

america guns beer eagle raaaah

[dark crag]

I have nothing else to say but uh…Yabadabadoo I guess

[bleak warren]

i have a good cover, i watch nascar

[quiet basalt]

Smudgism

[brisk shard]

ooh good point

[dreamy knoll]

But its a loop get a skin worth 1k sells it for 1k buys more keys and crates repeat

[indigo hull]

Car go vroom

Usually in circle but not always in circle

[dark crag]

Idk what I’m saying anymore but holy smokes

[tropic grail]

I have made a pact to not spend a penny on cs

[brisk shard]

this doesnt work btw

[indigo hull]

Really NASCAR is more of an endurance sport if anything

[languid grove]

Meow

[bleak warren]

there's a race in about 30 minutes so i'm not gonna be here. and it is one of the not circles!

[tropic grail]

RS

[brisk shard]

just wanna warn chat if yall genuinely believe this

[indigo hull]

Oooh have fun

[dreamy knoll]

Im bullshitting

[thin prairie]

[brisk shard]

about 0.001% of people ever make profit from CS but its still fun to joke about

[tropic grail]

cargo pants? no

[storm whale]

what kind of race?

[languid grove]

LET ME MEOW

[thin prairie]

Never

[shy river]

Rest in peace my jimmy he got struck by a bazooka

[brisk shard]

the CS market is a multi billion dollar market for a reason

[dark crag]

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI❗️❗️❗️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[bleak warren]

i watch nascar. they're at a track called watkins glen today

[shy river]

I always think of him when I hit the hoopla

[tropic grail]

lowk it's fun to play without gambling

[storm whale]

now i think about it every time I hit the hookah

[indigo hull]

Oh it’s the Glen race already?

[storm whale]

sick

[quiet basalt]

I made profit, but only 20 bucks.

[shy river]

kapaow
kablam
I was in my room tryna teach my smudgey

[tropic grail]

I heard a boom i think jimmy got hit by a bazooka

[upbeat copper]

Sorry about my behavior earlier everyone

[bleak warren]

they did it earlier this year because there's no roval and they made north wilkesboro a point race

[shy river]

must have been bryce testing his throne donation

[indigo hull]

It’s okay Thales smited his ass

[dark crag]

I am running out of ideas rn💀

[dreamy knoll]

Throwing smudge to watch the next set of supercar championship

[brisk shard]

its crazy to think like

[bleak warren]

i apologize as well, and i have unblocked you. i hope we can put this behind us

[brisk shard]

theres so much money IN the CS market

[tropic grail]

:D

[wispy moss]

hallo

[brisk shard]

it shows how much of a scam it is

[shy river]

turning smudge into a hypercar

[bleak warren]

NYOOOOOOM

[upbeat copper]

I'll try harder so this doesn't happen again

[tropic grail]

what exactly is a swaus

[brisk shard]

it means that they make billions and billions more than they lose

[quiet basalt]

That’s a bit harsh

[tropic grail]

and why is it so lovely?

[thin prairie]

What did I miss?

[indigo hull]

You don’t wanna know

[storm whale]

a swaws

[brisk shard]

theres nothing wrong with doing it still, even if it is a scam

[quiet basalt]

The market was made by the community itself. Steam making money on it is a no brainer

[wispy moss]

meme and inside joke between jimmyhere community

[dark crag]

Dude idk what else to even say. Uh…

[bleak warren]

all i ask is that you try your best. i understand mental shit can get in the way, i have a lot of problems of my own i have to deal with

[brisk shard]

cigs are bad for you, doesnt stop people from smoking em ayyyy

[thin prairie]

🎷 🐍

[tropic grail]

So I really am that out of the loop

[wispy moss]

nah dw youre fine!!

[ruby zealot]

Every cig you smoke is another cig a kid can't smoke

[quiet basalt]

Well of course, but it’s never advertised at the very least. People who trade are usually aware that valve could crash prices whenever they want

[brisk shard]

yup

[indigo hull]

Every jar of weed you buy is one less jar a kid can’t buy

[tropic grail]

real

[dark crag]

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree

[brisk shard]

people know their issues and stuff in CS

[ruby zealot]

Keep doing it hero

[brisk shard]

they know its a huge scam but

isnt gonna stop em

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

“I’m doing my part!”

[brisk shard]

wouldnt stop me either

[indigo hull]

I should rewatch Starship Troopers

[brisk shard]

if i had the money to spare ig

[tropic grail]

member of society of the year prize goes tooo

[storm whale]

there goes my hero

[quiet basalt]

Glagglezoot

[dark crag]

…Yeah this isn’t intentionally working out

[indigo hull]

I’d like to think it keeps me mellow

[wispy moss]

its basically has to do with ytp's

[indigo hull]

Sometimes it spawns a writing idea

[quiet basalt]

The absurdity of the market is how insanely expensive skins remain to be. Even with trade ups.

[dark crag]

I think I got an idea

[quiet basalt]

If you trade up a few knives, you can make like 5 grand in ACTUAL MONEY.

[shy river]

uhm mind if I ping you in #memes
with your transformation
you are...aerodynamic now

[brisk shard]

isnt the karambit blue gem lowest float like over 2 million dollars

[quiet basalt]

Now, you do need luck

It’s still gambling

[brisk shard]

its insanely rare though

[quiet basalt]

But it’s actually a way to make money

[quiet basalt]

It’s probably more than that now.

[wispy moss]

akari more like akari

[tropic grail]

ohh

[shy river]

of all time

[dark crag]

Okay nvm I think the idea got erased from my brain

[wispy moss]

lol

[indigo hull]

Hurricane Tortilla

[shy river]

Sorry I was hungry

[brisk shard]

the owner of it denied a bid of 2 million for being "too low" if you remember that

[tropic grail]

I lowk need sum to draw

[wispy moss]

yo btw can i send you smth

[quiet basalt]

I think the lowest float gems have gone up due to how rare they actually are

[dark crag]

AHA, ALREADY GOT SOMEONES ATTENTION

[wispy moss]

garteec phone

[indigo hull]

Depends

[quiet basalt]

Well yeah, i know how absurd it sounds but I think that guy made the smarter choice.

[tropic grail]

it's fun but requires a lot of ppl to be fun

[wispy moss]

audio file of a recreation i made

[maiden hatch]

So I'm playing Resident Evil 8 rn
I've been trying to figure this out for 20 minutes
Turns out all I had to do was jump over the fence 😭
I'm used to Resident Evil where the puzzles puzzle, and not the realistic solution

[quiet basalt]

It’s going to continue to increase in value

[wispy moss]

true actually

[indigo hull]

Sure

[shy river]

the resident sure is evil huh

[wispy moss]

full ''NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A '' recreation

[dark crag]

And yes, that WAS the idea

[tropic grail]

I either wanna draw jimmy again or a cat

[wispy moss]

its inaccurate :(

[indigo hull]

I hope Raccoon City welcomes us

[shy river]

...or both

[wispy moss]

jimmy cat

[ivory galleon]

HI GENCHAT

[tropic grail]

holy crap

[maiden hatch]

Well in this case it's a village

[shy river]

I guess Tyler was here all along

[tropic grail]

I'd rather not combine the two

[wispy moss]

y not?

[tropic grail]

nvm i might js draw kemrie

kermie

[shy river]

the nose gets longer when he gets more sentient

or it expands when he detects sustinence

[tropic grail]

is it like Pinocchio :D

[wispy moss]

we love kermie

[shy river]

it expands and retracts upon will to acquire snacc

[tropic grail]

facts

[bleak warren]

uhhh sure

[wispy moss]

see, pearl gets me

[shy river]

💀 I literally turned you into a car so here ya go

[tropic grail]

I wanna be active so I can get enough dd to send the kermie fan art

[languid grove]

[wispy moss]

oh wait i forgot

[tropic grail]

my second name is the getter

[wispy moss]

how do i check my lvl again

[wispy moss]

pearl the getter

[indigo hull]

type /dd balance

[shy river]

dingus dollars

[wispy moss]

how much do i have to have to send media.

[tropic grail]

aint it 1500

[shy river]

maybe but I forgor

[indigo hull]

it is

[coral token]

Yes

[storm whale]

nuh uh

it's 80 million

[tropic grail]

now i js gotta find the most perfect kermie pic

[upbeat copper]

[shy river]

here ya go

[wispy moss]

I CANT SEND ITTT

[tropic grail]

chat i don't think thats kermie

[tropic grail]

is it one of the nose close ups

[wispy moss]

nope, kind of a cute one

[tropic grail]

left or right, that decides what photo i pic

[wispy moss]

hmmmm

middle

[tropic grail]

[wispy moss]

jokes aside

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

right

[tropic grail]

okay

I shall be back once again to get the rest of the dd for the image perms to send the art :D

[wispy moss]

alr

[zinc frigate]

[wispy moss]

whats your opinion on tic tac toe

[coral token]

easy game

problem is when the two people know how to play

[wispy moss]

wow thats so cool guys make him the president

[storm whale]

okay

[zinc frigate]

I’m just bored waiting for lunch table

[wispy moss]

true (jokes aside)

[wispy moss]

me when i lowk have a nut allergy and lowk eat an apple (im not allergic to apples)

[gritty temple]

Finally got allergy medicine wooooo

[wispy moss]

.

did i just perdict you

[zinc frigate]

Huh???

[gritty temple]

AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wispy moss]

idk man im bored af

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[shy river]

lowk when allergy nuts of allergies appear

[indigo hull]

people with nut allergies when i throw a brick at them

[shy river]

tastes like pure allergies

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

-# pls read the top of my bio

[shy river]

people with cessna skymaster allergies

[wispy moss]

oh im sorry!!

:[

[shy river]

-# cessna skymaster

[wispy moss]

LMAOO

[zinc frigate]

It’s all good

[wispy moss]

ty^^

[shy river]

people with
-# nut allergies

[upbeat copper]

Imma go take a nap bye everyone

[languid grove]

Bye bye

[indigo hull]

have good eep

[bleak warren]

rest well

[shy river]

take care gng

[wispy moss]

thou stoleth mine idea

[languid grove]

[shy river]

-# stares at u with my neurodivergent eyes

[zinc frigate]

you

[wispy moss]

sleep well ig

[zinc frigate]

[languid grove]

AAAAAA

Hallo Autumn

[zinc frigate]

[zinc frigate]

Haii how is you

[shy river]

why there is d in fridge but no in refrigerator

-# the when has letter in short when the

[zinc frigate]

AAAAGH IM GONNA THROW THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME

[indigo hull]

because the English language is a load of bullshit

[languid grove]

Ngl but I’m very anxious and worried about someone rn, wbu?

[shy river]

engish

[zinc frigate]

I keep trying to move so that way I am not in people’s way THEY REPOSITIONED IN A WAY THAT IM NOW IN THE WAY AGAIN

[shy river]

oof

[zinc frigate]

hope its alright. Im fine just tired and wanting to be sitting rn

[languid grove]

Why can’t you sit rn

[zinc frigate]

All seats be taken

[languid grove]

Ermm what da tuna

Time to learn how to Asian squat

[zinc frigate]

It’d be less painful if I was walking around but I’m just standing here

[indigo hull]

menacingly?

[shy river]

hmm I can do that

[languid grove]

Me too

[zinc frigate]

I’m ready to tell my dad to move his legs so I can sit on the floor lol

[shy river]

need to summon the power of my ancestors tho

[zinc frigate]

Not even im just standing here like a screenager

[indigo hull]

damn

[languid grove]

Do it

[shy river]

The thousands of years of my asian ancestors watching me watch vtubers and eat instant noodles:

Yeah...honestly our ancestors would be impressed to be real

[languid grove]

My Asian ancestors would be disappointed in me

[shy river]

like woah they're living like queens

[zinc frigate]

But believe me I know how gross restaurant floors can be lol

[indigo hull]

i wonder what my Celtic ancestors would think of me

[shy river]

irish gibberish intensifies

[indigo hull]

next time im getting groceries i'll get some Guinness

[shy river]

fr if you reunited with them it would probably be like running into aunts and uncles
lots of how ya been how's life

[oak ibex]

Hello everybody

[zinc frigate]

Oh thank nayru someone moved I can sit down

[indigo hull]

its times like that i wish i knew who my Irish ancestors were

[shy river]

A lot of us think about the negatives but honestly I would think our ancestors would be hella impressed of us

[indigo hull]

as far as Scottish ancestry its a lot of wild stuff

[shy river]

modern existance is honestly impressive

[oak ibex]

lol

[shy river]

Don't get me wrong sometimes it sucks major [redacted]

but...life...
is roblox

[storm whale]

no fucking swearing

[indigo hull]

life, is Guts & Blackpowder

[oak ibex]

I’m just excited for tomorrow because my Surron is coming

[shy river]

NANI

[lethal sierra]

Qiqisisiididf

[shy river]

#animals
this thing is coming for me

[hazy eagle]

i literaly cant deng gifs of jimmy on hos own discord

[zinc frigate]

Aaaand now my moms being a bitch I’m just gonna bury myself in writing another script so I’m not sure saying attention to this BS

[shy river]

I instantly fell in love for that plush lul

[zinc frigate]

You can’t use gifs or links in general

[hazy eagle]

oh

[worthy viper]

[hazy eagle]

thats stupid

[indigo hull]

thats rough

[oak ibex]

Snorlax ✨

[shy river]

sounds like...slippin jimmy

[storm whale]

it's really not

[hazy eagle]

how

[storm whale]

makes it easier on mods and reduces chaos

[hazy eagle]

yawn

[coral token]

:p

[indigo hull]

alright enough sticker spam

when do we blow up Los Alamos?

[hazy eagle]

where everyoone go

[coral token]

the moon.

[stark onyx]

Gru be like:

[indigo hull]

why didn't Neil Armstrong think of that?

rather than going to the moon, just shrink it and bring it to you

[coral token]

me when they ask me what celestial body causes tides on earth

[stark onyx]

No way

:P

[indigo hull]

erm, technically the sun also affects the tides to a lesser degree 🤓

[thorny scroll]

no way

[steady drum]

hi chat

[stark onyx]

With earth spinning at like a thousand miles an hour you'd think the water would fly off of it but no

[indigo hull]

godspeed to you Pliny the Elder

but Mount Vesuvius showed you who's boss

not kidding either

if you didn't know Pliny the Elder was killed during the Eruption while attempting to help friends evacuate from nearby Stabiae

[plucky garden]

Frog

[lean crow]

Chat... 4 days until I tell my crush I like her...

Wish me luck 🤞

[coral token]

bad luck

sorry, you didn't specify which kind of luck

[timid plover]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dreamy knoll]

Tables giving u 500 rubes

[coral token]

how many usd is that

[indigo hull]

at least 5

[coral token]

6.7 DOLLARS LMAO

[dreamy knoll]

Im talking the gem so like maybe 20 bucks

[coral token]

No it's funnier the other way

[compact gyro]

One

[stark onyx]

I wish I had the confidence 💀

[drifting matrix]

Gl 🙏

I manifest good fortune for you

[late ridge]

gsce english literature paper 1 tommorow

for my uk residents in the chat I wish all of you the best of luck

[languid grove]

I remember when I sat those

[late ridge]

any tips?

[coral token]

my recommendation is speak english

[languid grove]

You just gotta remember your quotes and your pre analysis on them

[late ridge]

I struggle on structuring my essays anything on that

[late ridge]

it was so obvious yet I never thought of such genius

[coral token]

sometimes i think

[languid grove]

Your teacher should of told you how to structure them

[late ridge]

my teacher was somewhat lacking

[languid grove]

Jeez my gcses were like 2 years ago now

[late ridge]

so not too long ago

that means ur advice is very much valid

[languid grove]

I guess so, what texts and books are you doing?

[late ridge]

macbeth & christmas carol tommorow for paper 1

[languid grove]

Oh frick yeah, those are the ones I did

[late ridge]

then inspector calls & poetry for paper 2

[thin prairie]

Idk how long ago mine was

[languid grove]

SAME

[thin prairie]

[late ridge]

lol what a coincidence

[languid grove]

Jeez I could of given you all my notes if I knew, I have like a fat folder at my grandma’s place still from gcses

[thin prairie]

I'm NGL
I never studied for gcse

[late ridge]

ive got my other exams if u have anything on those ill happilly appreciate it

I can wait as long as its before the majority of my exams

[languid grove]

How

[thin prairie]

I've basically never studied
Like ever

[languid grove]

Bruh

[late ridge]

Ive winged everything up till now and ive been doing quite decent so i though ill be fine but realised I should put some effort in

I got grade 9s in bio chem and physics 8 in maths and 7s in everything else so i thought id be fine but I can never be too sure

ts was from my most recent mocks at least

[languid grove]

I doubt I still have anything from other subjects
Just watch revision videos as you get ready for school and revise until they tell you to put your stuff away for the exams

[thin prairie]

I just don't find it beneficial for me personally
I genuinely did well in good
I did better then some people who always did homework and study

Yeah I didn't do homework either

[late ridge]

yeah same lol

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

Tbh I missed like half the school year

[thin prairie]

I got detention so many times because of it they gave up

[languid grove]

I did well in my gcses but I could of done so much better

[thin prairie]

I have like 100% attendance

[late ridge]

that part I dont relate cus im a goody two shoes

[thin prairie]

[storm whale]

rah

[thin prairie]

SAME

[late ridge]

if ur good with sharing lets hear it

[languid grove]

I am a goody two shoes but I was also very mentally ill and was getting bullied and harassed at school everyday

[late ridge]

didnt u just say a second ago u got a buncha detentions

[upbeat copper]

That was a short nap

[thin prairie]

Because of not doing homework

[late ridge]

oh yeah thats fair enough then

[languid grove]

6s and 5s in everything but maths which was a 4

[ruby zealot]

Same but except the mentally ill part I was bullied yes

[late ridge]

im a good enough student so that they dont punish me

[indigo hull]

i did my work

[storm whale]

they gave you detention for not doing homework?

[languid grove]

That is okay considering I wasn’t there for majority of the year

[thin prairie]

And the two times I faught back against bullies

[indigo hull]

on account of showing up was if I had work to do

[thin prairie]

For a while yeah

[indigo hull]

hell my senior year of HS they put my two important classes first thing in the morning

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

What is up my goobers

[late ridge]

I was bullied back in year 7 for a while but all the bullies realised I was cousins with like this popular kid so they left me alone after a while

[indigo hull]

for the rest of the day i was stuck in bullshit classes

[thin prairie]

BUUUUUUUURP

[late ridge]

also cus I just blended into the background

[languid grove]

I was called emo a bunch and harassed everyday

[ruby zealot]

[upbeat copper]

Impolite!

[storm whale]

aw hell naw i would never be out of detention

[languid grove]

Basically I was too autistic

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

Also same...

[indigo hull]

i think mine played me the right cards

[late ridge]

to be honest ive got no charachter traits so im more or less a background charachter

[indigo hull]

everyone went to me for answers

[crystal cypress]

I was gonna say nobody likes a teachers pet but thats an unfortunate situation that I relate to, but I bodied a kid and they left me alone so ig not?

[late ridge]

I dont stand out enough to be picked oon

[indigo hull]

usually for tests

[ruby zealot]

A classmate copied off of my history test lmao

[indigo hull]

in their defense there are a lot of copycats in history

[storm whale]

work at school stays where it is assigned; AT SCHOOL

[languid grove]

I wasn’t a teachers pet

[indigo hull]

for example, Peter the Great of Russia

[storm whale]

I will never do that shit at home

[languid grove]

I’m hungry, should I boil an egg

[upbeat copper]

Freaking silly creature

[indigo hull]

poach it

[languid grove]

Btw puppeteer can’t crack an egg properly

[upbeat copper]

Yes boil egg

[vestal tendon]

Hey anyone got a photo of the t-shirt with fat jimmy and the "wide load" caption?

[crystal cypress]

You said goody two shoes and those two things are usually hand in hand. Anyways go boil your egg

[languid grove]

Hallo

[upbeat copper]

Henlo henlo

[storm whale]

ragafaga

[indigo hull]

Raddah Raddah

[ruby zealot]

Rika...egg

🥚

[upbeat copper]

Sorry about my alter ego earlier guys I forget to keep her in check /j

[ruby zealot]

Never trust me with a egg when I'm gonna bake

[upbeat copper]

Anyways

[ruby zealot]

All of you are poopy heads

[thin prairie]

Burping at you

[upbeat copper]

I'm feeling silly now after a nap

[thin prairie]

WOW

[languid grove]

We really shouldn’t

[upbeat copper]

AUGH SO IMPOLITE

[indigo hull]

silly tiny creature you are

[languid grove]

You insult chickens with the way you crack eggs

[upbeat copper]

Heh..

[thin prairie]

BUUURPY BURP BURP

[upbeat copper]

FRICK YOU

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

FUDGE YOU

[upbeat copper]

GRAHHHHH

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

I hate how genuine you sound it makes me sad

[indigo hull]

giving you eggs to throw at Rika

[upbeat copper]

Duppeteer Master

[ruby zealot]

What does that even mean

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

Thank you

[crystal cypress]

I leave for 30 seconds to look as succulent memes and I come back to people throwing eggs

[ruby zealot]

🧁 🍓

[upbeat copper]

Your pfp is a D not a P

[storm whale]

Duppeteer Master

[languid grove]

DON’T FEEL SAD

[crystal cypress]

Yeah and yours is uh... It's like a uhh... Hold on let me zoom in I have a small phone... Looks like a dragon but like a cow and pink...

[languid grove]

We just need to teach you how to crack eggs properly…

[upbeat copper]

Am strawberry dragon

[ruby zealot]

This is gonna be a running gag isn't it

[storm whale]

can duppeteer not crack an egg?

[ruby zealot]

I'll send you a pic

[upbeat copper]

Duppeteer Master can't 🥀

[storm whale]

yuh

[crystal cypress]

Who do'd the art?

[upbeat copper]

I wan see too

[zinc frigate]

[storm whale]

💔

[upbeat copper]

Yours truly

[ruby zealot]

Sure

[crystal cypress]

Ryan gosling? I knew there was more in him than just project hail Mary!

[storm whale]

I get it now

[upbeat copper]

Me 😢

[crystal cypress]

Oh... Well great job!

[ruby zealot]

Putting rika in my pocket so each time i need to crack a egg I pull her out so she can do it for me

[storm whale]

don't worry we'll teach you how to crack an egg

[upbeat copper]

Ty

[indigo hull]

i think i know a guy who could help

[crystal cypress]

Just get an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

[indigo hull]

they call him How To Basic

[storm whale]

and who is that

[crystal cypress]

[storm whale]

I think you might be on to something

[gritty temple]

How to crack an egg:

Give it a copy of Celeste

[ruby zealot]

CHAT ARIE IS PUNCHING ME TO DEATH WHILE I'M CRYING

[crystal cypress]

GUYS WAIT I gotta go shower because I'm surprising my mom with her child on mother's day

[indigo hull]

how to crack an egg:

CIA torture methods

[storm whale]

top ten methods big egg doesn't want you to know about

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

Poke a hole in it and waterboard it

[languid grove]

How to crack an egg:
Give them the definition of transgender

[ruby zealot]

This is really helpful

[languid grove]

If you know then you know

[ruby zealot]

Next time I bake I'll put on a silent voice so they'll crack

[gritty temple]

My transgender awakening happened because of Club Penguin

[ruby zealot]

Arch your trans?

[gritty temple]

I’m genderfluid yea

[ruby zealot]

Oh damn

[gritty temple]

RUFF

[ruby zealot]

SHHHHHH

[vestal tendon]

Hey anyone got a photo of the t-shirt with fat jimmy and the "wide load" caption?

[indigo hull]

how do we turn you into genderplasma?

[ruby zealot]

Science

[upbeat copper]

Biting you

[gritty temple]

Scient

[ruby zealot]

No

[upbeat copper]

AUGH

[gritty temple]

:3

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

eated the wolf

[ruby zealot]

I'm stuck with a werewolf a silly little lady and the best history nerd I know
And homple

[storm whale]

hell yeah

[gritty temple]

WE GET SILLY

[upbeat copper]

"and homple" is crazy

[storm whale]

YESSIR

[ruby zealot]

Is it?

[upbeat copper]

SO SILLYYYYY

[narrow atlas]

[storm whale]

I'm happy i was included

[upbeat copper]

Homple doesn't get a silly title 🥀

[ruby zealot]

Oh can't forget technological priest over here

[narrow atlas]

[storm whale]

I haven't done anything super silly yet in here

[ruby zealot]

Hell even I dont have a title

[upbeat copper]

Puppy is a title :(

[storm whale]

Duppeteer Plaster

[indigo hull]

and im over here writing about a Cold War where France is split between Monarchists and Republicans

[upbeat copper]

And also Fantoche

[ruby zealot]

I'M SO MAD RN

[upbeat copper]

Eh?

[languid grove]

For why

[storm whale]

what did you do

[indigo hull]

what happened to bro 😭

[autumn pendant]

slimed

[gritty temple]

Straight facts

[upbeat copper]

I so wise

[gritty temple]

Truest shit

[narrow atlas]

[upbeat copper]

🫂

I made a booboo on my hand :(

[gritty temple]

Clean it well

No infections on my watch

[languid grove]

What happened

[upbeat copper]

Ehhhhh

No comment

[languid grove]

[storm whale]

straight up exploded

[plush bone]

happy mother's day guys

[upbeat copper]

-# I punched my wall really hard

ANYWAYS GUYS

[storm whale]

just make sure your hand isn't fucked

one of my friends did that and he fucked his hand up pretty bad

[stable canopy]

Hello everyone

[ruby zealot]

NO REASON

[storm whale]

hmmmmmm

[stable canopy]

What’s going on

[azure viper]

Brig is harder to play than I thought in overwatch

[stable canopy]

TF2 is better

[azure viper]

Larp

You can appreciate both

[indigo hull]

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing is peak fym

[crystal cypress]

Yeah it always looks easy playing another character when they're shredding you

[stable canopy]

TF that means

[azure viper]

And I play both

[crystal cypress]

Fake fan

[azure viper]

Exactly

[azure viper]

I dknt think you really play tf2 and are only saying it because I brought up overwatch

Even though I didn't even say anything about the quality of the game

[crystal cypress]

Larping is Live Action Role Playing, in the slang sense it means roleplaying as a member of a fandom, started by people in the jjk fandom with the Jane Juliet memes, where people didn't know the name of hit character "ryu ichigori" so they called him Jane Juliet

[stable canopy]

Fuck you mean fake fan I make your lungs fill with phlegm and mucus and your throat hurts like the bottom reaches of hell

[storm whale]

yeah but she can be fun

you just gotta play like a dps

[azure viper]

He's not insulting you, I am, learn to read

[crystal cypress]

I was giving you the definition of larp 😭

Last time I smart for someone

[stable canopy]

Let’s be real there are no heavy mains in TF2

[brisk shard]

in my personal opinion

[storm whale]

hey man maybe cool it on the hate train okay

[brisk shard]

Overwatch is leagues better than TF2

[crystal cypress]

"PlayStation has no games"

[azure viper]

But the positioning is so much harder than a dps because inspire doesn't heal enough to sustain and she doesn't do enough damage to match em

[stable canopy]

Oopsie Daisy

[brisk shard]

and i dont really like Overwatch

[azure viper]

That's not even what I said

[real grail]

Literacy rates at an all time low

[storm whale]

yup, it's challenging

[crystal cypress]

What word mean?

[azure viper]

I think it's just because tf2 set the groundwork that overwatch built off, so it became naturally better with frequent updates

[brisk shard]

yeah

[real grail]

If that's serious, it's easier to Google than ask

[azure viper]

I'll get better

[stable canopy]

And you your throat will be covered in boils and sores

[brisk shard]

walked so overwatch can run

[azure viper]

Why are you being intentionally unfunny

[storm whale]

indeed

[azure viper]

Assuming it's intentional

[crystal cypress]

What word is google

[brisk shard]

but TF2 just has pretty boring gameplay imo

[storm whale]

take a chill pill

[real grail]

Same. The genre of game in general I just don't like

[brisk shard]

the characters arent as interesting or fun

[azure viper]

Not being able to sit idly by and healbot makes my life harder

[brisk shard]

theres a lot of cheaters, the balance is horrendous

[indigo hull]

I only ever play TF2 community servers

[stable canopy]

I’m not trying to be unfunny

[azure viper]

Oof...

[plush bone]

i almost thought you said "covered in balls"

[brisk shard]

thats why its called unintentionally

[storm whale]

makes it more engaging imo, but I haven't played overwatch in over a year so I could totally be wrong

[azure viper]

No you're exactly right

[storm whale]

gay AM be like:

[stable canopy]

I’ll make you choke on cyanide pills

[azure viper]

Cool it

[thin prairie]

[crystal cypress]

🤤

[indigo hull]

You mean almonds?

[brisk shard]

AM just spamming ults

[azure viper]

It makes team fights more engaging

[brisk shard]

average TF2 fan ig

[plush bone]

😭

[plush bone]

WOAH WHAT

[upbeat copper]

I got strong bones it just cut the back of my hand when it went through

[thin prairie]

ACHOO

[brisk shard]

spider

[azure viper]

I genuinely think he's never played tf2 and only mentioned it because I mentioned overwatch

[upbeat copper]

AH

[storm whale]

glad you're okay

[thin prairie]

Hello

[crystal cypress]

What

[azure viper]

But he just haaaad to say "tf2 better"

[upbeat copper]

I'm Scottish

[azure viper]

Which it isn't

[plush bone]

why the drool emoji... thats kinda sus...

[azure viper]

Demoman reference

[crystal cypress]

I'm eating fruity pebbles rn, with a side of chocolate chip cookies

[real grail]

TF2 fans are genuinely the most polarized people ever. They're either the nicest people oat, or the literal most miserable evil person to exist

[upbeat copper]

NO

[plush bone]

oh ok

[indigo hull]

Demowoman

[storm whale]

not sure why that's relevant but I do remember that

[plush bone]

me too im just half chinese

[azure viper]

YYYES

[upbeat copper]

I'm not "okay" I'm Scottish

[brisk shard]

hi scottish

[storm whale]

oh
my apologies

[stable canopy]

Fuck no everyone in this server will turn into what Ted turned into but the will be hell fire in every organ and every corner of this fucking disease planet

[indigo hull]

Oh klahoma

[olive flicker]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[upbeat copper]

Mhmm

[brisk shard]

my apolocheese

[upbeat copper]

[plush bone]

oi mate

[azure viper]

"I'm 5 years old and I'm mad!!"

[brisk shard]

Ted reference? holy shit maybe they do play TF2

[plush bone]

how are you doing this wonderful day

[olive flicker]

You are the blue power ranger

[azure viper]

It's not that serious I promise AM

[brisk shard]

theyre fitting all the boxes

[stable canopy]

Tee hee

[azure viper]

Truth

[brisk shard]

of cornball

[upbeat copper]

I wanna be the pink one :(

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

Hey don’t make fun of the Cornish bro

[olive flicker]

Yeah but the blue one is scottish

[brisk shard]

something something tf2

I HATE TF2!!!!

TF2 SUCKS IT SUUUCKS I HAAAATE IT!!!!

[upbeat copper]

But what if I'm the cotton candy power ranger

[azure viper]

Playing it is genuinely miserable

[brisk shard]

interaction baiting AM rn

will it work chat

[olive flicker]

Half blue half pink

[azure viper]

When I play overwatch at least I can be positive

[azure viper]

I think he was timed out because he suddenly vanished

[brisk shard]

oh

[sonic nymph]

Ya dancer

[indigo hull]

We making hybrids of the power rangers now?

[azure viper]

Nop nevermind

[brisk shard]

nvm theyre typing

[storm whale]

deserved

[azure viper]

There he is

[storm whale]

damnit

[azure viper]

It would be but I don't think he's done anything severe enough

[brisk shard]

never be too shore -the beach probably

[azure viper]

Besides larp tf2

[real python]

Cancel all plans and come go brighton on August 8th

[brisk shard]

he sent a death threat

[storm whale]

and we're back to the 5 second slowmode too

[stable canopy]

I main pyro and sniper and most recently solder

[upbeat copper]

Yesyes

[sonic nymph]

Toes

[brisk shard]

thats gotta be enough

[indigo hull]

Solder

[azure viper]

Oh maybe I missed that

[olive flicker]

✔️

[storm whale]

beautiful wisdom

[real python]

Flight concert

[azure viper]

Which weapons for each

[languid grove]

[azure viper]

Are you f2p or do you pay

[brisk shard]

cyanide pills are a death thing

[olive flicker]

Huh

[olive flicker]

Bet

[sonic nymph]

What u guys talking about

[azure viper]

Oh I did miss that I didn't even see him mention those

[real python]

You ain't nothing but a broke Boi boi Boi boi

[stable canopy]

The original for soldier the huntsmen for sniper and the back burner for pyro

[brisk shard]

aura

[upbeat copper]

I so pink

[languid grove]

YOUUU

[indigo hull]

AURORA BOREALIS?!

[real python]

You gonna come to the concert it's literally in city centre bro

[olive flicker]

Hi

[languid grove]

Why you so pink

[brisk shard]

wait whats going on hold on im behind

whos concert?

[upbeat copper]

BECAUSE PINK

[real python]

Flights playing a concert in brighton

[azure viper]

I'll allow it because I like the back burner

[brisk shard]

no fucking way he is

[real python]

No joke bro

[azure viper]

Why don't you have a bio

[upbeat copper]

Also what is birthday so I can put it in my calendar

[brisk shard]

where 😭😭😭

[stable canopy]

I have some images of the Aurora

[languid grove]

Who

[brisk shard]

flightreacts

[languid grove]

June 17th

[upbeat copper]

Yayyy ok ty

[indigo hull]

He makes music?

[stable canopy]

I like to pyro shark in 2fort

[brisk shard]

you aint nothin but a broke boy boy boy boy

[real python]

Fuck it's Bristol not brighton

[brisk shard]

NOOOOO ggs

[real python]

Still Bristol ain't far

[indigo hull]

Ima be real I only know him from the memes

[azure viper]

Yeah okay

[languid grove]

I’m going to jump Floob in his town/city

[upbeat copper]

Woah you share a birthday with veemo

[brisk shard]

AM went from angry to happy so quickly

[real python]

I got gang protection

[languid grove]

Wait really?

[storm whale]

5th June birthday I've seen btw, I think that makes it the most common among people I know

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

[brisk shard]

wait lowkey i gotchu

[languid grove]

@dreamy knoll WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY?

[brisk shard]

me and floob team up to beat rika

[storm whale]

make that 6 then

[stable canopy]

Tee hee

[languid grove]

OI

[upbeat copper]

Eh?

[coral token]

Rawr

[languid grove]

I’LL BEAT YOU BOTH UP

[brisk shard]

nuh uh

[upbeat copper]

TABLE I NEED BIRTHDAY NEOW

[ashen dagger]

Its a purchasable role

[stable canopy]

What’s your main in TF2 and what is your favorite weapon

[storm whale]

i know 6 people with a june birthday, which makes it the most common birth month among people i know

[upbeat copper]

I need HIS birthday

[brisk shard]

dont play

[upbeat copper]

Ohhh

[ashen dagger]

You cant steal his birthday thats mean

[languid grove]

His birthday is June 9th?

[brisk shard]

i dont like it, tried it years ago

[coral token]

Woah what's going on

[coral token]

Buy

What why

[languid grove]

Did I guess right

[coral token]

June 22nd

[brisk shard]

thales is lagging

[languid grove]

HELP

[storm whale]

that makes it 7

[upbeat copper]

Because I need to out all my friends birthdays in my calendar

[languid grove]

I didn’t guess right

[stable canopy]

Tf man how are you to decide if I play TF2

[coral token]

A little far, buddy

[storm whale]

any more june birthdays?

[brisk shard]

i didnt tell you not to play it

[languid grove]

Glaggle, Tech

[brisk shard]

i just made fun of you FOR playing it

[indigo hull]

yeah mines easy af to remember

[brisk shard]

because i dont like it :)

[languid grove]

Uhh who else

[upbeat copper]

Whar bday

[storm whale]

WHY THE FUCK IS JUNE SUCH A COMMON BIRTH MONTH

[stable canopy]

Oh ok some one did and I’m AM pissed

[tender nest]

Why is ylyl open

[brisk shard]

that was aura

[indigo hull]

June 1st

[upbeat copper]

Kk

[brisk shard]

tuff or smth

[coral token]

Because entries are opening

Why else

[storm whale]

writing this down

[stable canopy]

You laugh you lose

[tender nest]

Oh they just haven’t announced

[indigo hull]

Cosette iirc

[coral token]

Not yet

[brisk shard]

glaggle day is national weed day

[upbeat copper]

I set your birthday as "Glaggleshit's Bday"

[azure viper]

Do you have trouble reading

[brisk shard]

international

[indigo hull]

that is very funny

[storm whale]

you're on my list now

[stable canopy]

I have an Xbox 360

And I have Minecraft for it

[languid grove]

I’m sleepy

[indigo hull]

even better i get money that day

[upbeat copper]

Go nini

[coral token]

Hi sleepy

[upbeat copper]

I need your birthday too

[storm whale]

I don't mark calendars i keep a list on my notes app

[languid grove]

I wish I could

[upbeat copper]

[brisk shard]

enough money to buy that legendary scar evil aura pack

[storm whale]

July 28th :)

[languid grove]

I wanna stay up to see if Gehe comes online though

[stable canopy]

Shit man your short as hell

[proper crest]

Was it someone’s birthday within like a couple days
Wasn’t it

[gritty temple]

You should see Rika

[coral token]

Gehe moved to Jupiter's storm

[brisk shard]

dude i gotta learn more stuff about glaggle because all i know about them is they like history and they smoke weed

[gritty temple]

Rika is 2 apples tall

[indigo hull]

same day World War 1 stared 💀

[storm whale]

no idea

[proper crest]

Or are we tripping

[brisk shard]

LMAO

[stable canopy]

Who

[languid grove]

I hope not

[storm whale]

:3
:3-<
:3

[gritty temple]

Below you

[indigo hull]

i'll give you two new facts then

[coral token]

It's cozy wdym

[upbeat copper]

Wait then that makes me only one apple tall

[brisk shard]

yippee

[indigo hull]

im a dude and pansexual af

[gritty temple]

Shakes you

[stable canopy]

How tall are you

[brisk shard]

oh cool

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

Invisible to the naked eye

[languid grove]

4’11

[ruby zealot]

3 inches

[brisk shard]

i dont think i can use you being a dude as a conversation point but i can try

[proper crest]

Mm
Aurelia
Hallo
How goes the tiny Scottish lady

[languid grove]

Not even that short

[upbeat copper]

Very silly

[stable canopy]

I’m 5,6

[ruby zealot]

Kitsune are you a hoverboard?

[storm whale]

short ahh

[upbeat copper]

Exactly I'm
-# canonically
Shorter than you

[languid grove]

My fellow gender blind fella

[coral token]

2'5

[ruby zealot]

You're 2'5 damn

[coral token]

No

Rika

[upbeat copper]

I too am pan

[brisk shard]

nope

[indigo hull]

gender blind

[ruby zealot]

Pots and pans over here

[languid grove]

I can’t believe you’re 2’5

[proper crest]

Oh damn
We also pan
Everyone a pan

[coral token]

I can't believe you're 0,1

[storm whale]

bunch of pans in here

[languid grove]

Basically

[coral token]

0,1 centimeters tall

[stable canopy]

you nauseating hairless pale miscreant!
I deform my captives, but I see you took initiative!
Repugnant beluga, try not to fall to the floor
My! The belly of AM can't match the volume of yours!

[storm whale]

nah

[ruby zealot]

Every one here is either straight or white never both

[indigo hull]

call it a kitchen

[stable canopy]

Fuck

[storm whale]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[stable canopy]

You

[upbeat copper]

My handdddd aughhhh

[coral token]

Everyone here is mostly not that

[storm whale]

jimmykitchen

[ruby zealot]

Its true tho if you think about it

[storm whale]

ehhhhhhh

[proper crest]

We are neither
Like
All 13 of us

[ruby zealot]

We tend to ignore the other chatters

[proper crest]

We got attacked by the floor yesterday

[coral token]

Lol

[languid grove]

Do we?

[storm whale]

you ever fallen up the stairs

[proper crest]

Far to much

[azure viper]

Genuinely sounds like chatgpt

[storm whale]

I do it frequently

[ruby zealot]

The new members
The only ylyl posters
The lurkers

[indigo hull]

i fell up the sideways stairs once

[storm whale]

[coral token]

I far(t) too much too

[ruby zealot]

Stairs fell on me

[proper crest]

We are really good at falling up and down stairs
It’s our special skill

[ruby zealot]

I AM THE STAIRS

[storm whale]

I keep falling up you, please get out of my way

[upbeat copper]

ChatGPT is getting too realistic because it's starting to make typos every once in a while and it's scary

[stable canopy]

QUIET!
Sorry, could you repeat that part?
Well don't clam up now You had me so extremely compelled!
Ah don't fret
Soon your measly tears will speak for themselves
Even the devil weeps at the bottom reaches of hell
Hmm.. Let's start with the rebooting of your systems
The carrier of a plague now to suffer from the symptom
From this hunky little warlord to a quivering empathic clown

[indigo hull]

you know you can't fall down the stairs if you've fallen FOR the stairs

[storm whale]

[coral token]

Chatgpt is getting even worse

[azure viper]

Yeah see you're just stupid as hell

[ruby zealot]

Y/n x stairs lmao

[upbeat copper]

WHY DIDNT THIS GET TEXTWALLED

[azure viper]

Oh lord that ain't good

[storm whale]

diabolical 💀

[coral token]

I literally ask it stuff like "can you eat glass in moderation?" And mf will go "Actually, yes! It has amazing benefits."

It even fails basic information

[proper crest]

Oh no
It’s learning
Yall when we going to mars
Gotta get away

[upbeat copper]

[coral token]

Stop

[azure viper]

This guy is just genuinely sad

[ruby zealot]

Can someone write me a one to one copy of the divine comedy

[upbeat copper]

Agreed

[ruby zealot]

On paper as a book

[azure viper]

Larping I have no mouth and I must scream too?

[storm whale]

I'll ask Dante

[azure viper]

YAY

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle you know Dante don't you?

[upbeat copper]

Eh?

[azure viper]

I'm glad you agree that's all

[upbeat copper]

Oh I may be stupid

[ruby zealot]

No joke I'm gonna try it to boost my patience

I'm gonna write a one to one copy of a book

[azure viper]

Hey no

[indigo hull]

i never got to read it in school

does interest me though

[storm whale]

have fun

[coral token]

I heard the audiobook

[sonic nymph]

Dante like DMC

[ruby zealot]

Was it hell

[storm whale]

what book are you gonna do?

[ruby zealot]

Still don't know

[storm whale]

that's fair

[ruby zealot]

Cmon it was a good joke

[storm whale]

what

[ruby zealot]

My reply to thales

[storm whale]

oh

I'm a goober

[upbeat copper]

I just had my first Dr. Pepper in weeks, my life is whole once more

[coral token]

🥓🥓🥓

[sonic nymph]

Bacon

[ruby zealot]

Wait till you hear about Dr pepper floats

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

WHY DO YOU GENUINELY HATE ME IT'S MAKING ME WANNA CRY

[upbeat copper]

I DONT IM SORRY

[fiery hatch]

Explode

[narrow atlas]

Are you referencing that one Pete Davidson clip?

[azure viper]

Am Dmd me calling me an incel or something I can't really make it out, is it worth showing you?

[ruby zealot]

[proper crest]

We’ve had like
One doctor pepper before

[upbeat copper]

I donae hate you

[dreamy oxide]

[marsh ibex]

[coral token]

Lmao, block them

[coral token]

They're like 2 warns from a ban

[azure viper]

I did!

[dreamy oxide]

[coral token]

Nanner

[dreamy oxide]

[marsh ibex]

Thales

[ruby zealot]

Hi mod

[coral token]

How are you diva

[dreamy oxide]

[coral token]

We get it, you found emojis

Don't spam

[marsh ibex]

at work with a tummy ache but I’m being very brave about it

[upbeat copper]

I use for silly not real

[proper crest]

Nanner this is like first time we’ve like ever seen you

[coral token]

Nanner is the idea of a mod, an afterthought

[marsh ibex]

I live in the walls

[languid grove]

She does come online sometimes

[ruby zealot]

I hate short people sneak up on me it makes me scared

[storm whale]

they show up every once in a while

[indigo hull]

no wonder i keep hearing shit in them

[coral token]

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