general

[pulsar sonnet]

1.2 GPA btw Harvard wants me

[lethal sierra]

🔥

[pulsar sonnet]

Fr

[zinc frigate]

mines prob worse anyways lol

[pulsar sonnet]

How dose thy manage that

[zinc frigate]

im a chronic procrastinator

[pulsar sonnet]

I might be held back

Lol

I threw a chair in school

Get detention for idk wh6

[zinc frigate]

I’m impressed I did everything in a week and have 30 minutes to spare

[pulsar sonnet]

Wow

I remember I caught my teacher having a za za in school

[zinc frigate]

Biggest pop off I’ve had in recent time

[pulsar sonnet]

Lol

[daring halo]

such tiring event

6 hours passed and 6 more to go

[austere lake]

who want sto here a joke >:]

[daring halo]

ok

me

[proper crest]

Oh damn we should do work
Probably
Hm

[austere lake]

black birds have black babies,
blue birds have blue babies,
What birds don't have babies?

[daring halo]

dead birds, idk, what's the answer?

wuh

[drowsy bridge]

Yeah. He’s just getting old

But he has a cool cane now

Until he fully recovers

[austere lake]

boo

booooo!!

[daring halo]

the joke disappeared..

[austere lake]

yeah
but didja see it?

[daring halo]

yet I never got to understand

[austere lake]

:[

[daring halo]

yea

[austere lake]

think about it...

[daring halo]

thinking about it

swallows... eastern swallow.. birds.. airspeed..

[lethal sierra]

It's not a good punchline anyway, how about we just move on from this now

[daring halo]

okay

xavlay is a cool name

[austere lake]

anyone wanna play gartic phone?

[pulsar sonnet]

Bleb

[lethal sierra]

Oh thanks

[dry crest]

[lunar lily]

[olive flicker]

Genuinely haven't seen fridge in so long

[prime spoke]

[tired temple]

then you better go catch it

[drowsy bridge]

I’m a sucker for music where the voice is distorted a little bit

Like Bully by Kanye

But specifically CeeLo Green’s part

Y’all know what I mean?

[zinc frigate]

Yay my plan for starting a map worked great

[thin prairie]

You should probably get something to eat then

[olive flicker]

[olive flicker]

Smelly Nelly

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[olive flicker]

Insert veemo's signature sound

[dreamy knoll]

hello demon

[olive flicker]

Beller

[tropic grail]

Hi

[dreamy knoll]

Hru?

[olive flicker]

I'm good, doing some modded balatro

[dreamy knoll]

thats gud

[olive flicker]

You could say I'm doing good with the run

[dreamy knoll]

[olive flicker]

But im trying to find this mother fucking king baron

[dreamy knoll]

gud luck

[stark onyx]

Wsg y'all I shouldn't be awake rn 😂

[dreamy knoll]

Sleep

[stark onyx]

I will but dang this music is too good

[dreamy knoll]

sleep to it

[stark onyx]

I plan to lol

[cinder creek]

I thought of the wildest game idea yet: A story-driven turn-based rpg game but with workshop support

[thin prairie]

Wild?
No it's rather good tbh

[cinder creek]

Yeah! Imagine playing a story-driven game with all your favorite characters and ocs!

[thin prairie]

Dnd

[zinc frigate]

Like you could mod in new characters and story stuff or just make a shrek skin

[stark onyx]

True 😭

[zinc frigate]

Miitopia

[cinder creek]

Omg it is like that

[stark onyx]

Holy crap

[zinc frigate]

We need miitopia 2

If we can convince them to make tomodachi life 2 we need to convince them to make miitopia 2

[cinder creek]

Except with customizable attacks/spells and dialogue

[zinc frigate]

Hell yeah that’d be awesome

[cinder creek]

I can imagine my dream team already

[olive flicker]

Bloke really just described Dungeons and Dragons

[thin prairie]

Pretty much

[cinder creek]

Yeah

[cinder creek]

But in a classic turn-based rpg game

[thin prairie]

dnd but single player lol

[olive flicker]

Dungeons and Dragons big dawg

[thin prairie]

Dnd is turn based

[zinc frigate]

Hey people would still buy it, I know I would for the hell of it

And probably mod my characters in, specifically the wildest possible ones

[olive flicker]

When I pray for DNA in the shop and I get it

[thin prairie]

HELLO?

DNA?

[olive flicker]

THESE CONSUMABLES ARE FOR NOT JOKERS BROOOOO

[thin prairie]

ELABORATE

[olive flicker]

I got what I needed so I'm still chillin

[thin prairie]

WTF IS DNA IN THIS CONTEXT

[cinder creek]

When I'm fighting against the final boss until I summon Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White

[thin prairie]

Oh yeah
Lemon fart
I found a randomizer for jjs

[zinc frigate]

The big bad watching a shark girl, a sentient toaster, a stikbot, and a cat girl pull up

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

u forgor the kirby

[zinc frigate]

I’d love to try and do a motorist run but it’s all my ocs, tho would be painful for towns and such

[cinder creek]

The main antagonist watching me pull up with Daffy Duck, Miu Iruma, Chuck from Angry Birds, and Serial Designation V

[real python]

You're a fart

[thin prairie]

Mimimi

[real python]

Mimimimimimimimi

[autumn pendant]

is 3 am considered early or late?

I think it depends on the last time you've slept

but second opinions are always necessary

[loud tulip]

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed is a banger

[steady owl]

I get a lag spike whenever I look at my chicken spinner

[ruby zealot]

at your what?

[upbeat copper]

AUGHH

[ruby zealot]

SILENCE FROM YOU

[upbeat copper]

Killing you

[ruby zealot]

nuh uh

[upbeat copper]

Yuh huh

[ruby zealot]

no

[blissful mortar]

yes

[ruby zealot]

who is you

[blissful mortar]

im yu

[upbeat copper]

🫪

[olive flicker]

I need to sleep

[upbeat copper]

Go eeb you stinky butthead

[olive flicker]

✔️

Once Im done talking to Veemo

[upbeat copper]

[willow rapids]

Banana

[ruby zealot]

Hi glaggle

[upbeat copper]

Apple...

[indigo hull]

Close it’s actually a kiwi

[upbeat copper]

I see

[upbeat copper]

So much motion....

[upbeat copper]

Real...

[thin prairie]

So shaped!

[indigo hull]

oh wow

Andrew Jackson never knew what a gorilla was

the first species of Gorillas were described by western scientists in 1847

[indigo hull]

Jackson died two years prior in 1845

[narrow atlas]

May he rot

[upbeat copper]

No if anything at this stage he would begin fossilizing

[indigo hull]

its weird how both times we had a president named Andrew it turned out very bad

[ruby zealot]

True

[dreamy knoll]

you

[steady owl]

Chicken spinner

[steady owl]

I put a bunch of chickens in a cage and use fans to spin them all round the cage

[ruby zealot]

[steady owl]

[dreamy knoll]

hello goat

[upbeat copper]

That's not nice

[steady owl]

Hello!

[dreamy knoll]

hru sylvia

[steady owl]

It gets me shadow plorts so it works

[steady owl]

Good I’m automating my farm

[upbeat copper]

Oh I see

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪
enjoy and have fun

[upbeat copper]

Those are henhens and roostros, not chickens you silly goose

[steady owl]

Ty

[dreamy knoll]

[steady owl]

“Hen hens are a special breed of chicken bred to survive the climate of the Far, Far Range.”
-Slimepedia

[upbeat copper]

Not a chicken I refuse

[steady owl]

“A hearty chicken bred to be twice as tasty as its cousin on Earth.”

[upbeat copper]

Still not a chicken

I will refuse until the end of time

[thin prairie]

What you looking at

[indigo hull]

Some guy called Thomas Blood tried to steal the English Crown Jewels today

[upbeat copper]

You

[thin prairie]

Poking your eyes

[upbeat copper]

OW OW OW OW NOT NICE

[thin prairie]

:3

[steady owl]

Ofc it was someone named Thomas

[upbeat copper]

Thomas blood kinda looks like Mikey from legends of avantris

[indigo hull]

I can’t unsee it now

[upbeat copper]

You're welcome

Mikey is the reincarnation of Thomas Blood

[steady owl]

I’m actually stupid I genuinely thought you meant today today

[indigo hull]

Tbh I worded it like that on purpose

[daring halo]

bap

[unreal kiln]

Knowing how strangely terrible the security is around these priceless artifacts, I wouldn't be surprised if he kinda just walked in

[indigo hull]

Well it was 1671

All he had to do to enter was just disguise himself as a clergyman

[unreal kiln]

Oh I was thinking ts was like 1940

[indigo hull]

Same guy also planned to overthrow the Duke of Ormond, then Lord Lieutenant of Ireland

[upbeat copper]

Imma go back in time to all of your weird facts and make them to where they never freaking happened

Infact

I'm erasing history we need to start over

[indigo hull]

[upbeat copper]

[vapid flume]

In 5 years Skyrim will be 20

[indigo hull]

and we still won't have Elder Scrolls VI by then

[steady owl]

In two years, Elder Scrolls VI teaser will be 10

[indigo hull]

my point exactly😭

[dreamy knoll]

give me the game bethesda

[steady owl]

The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall was released in 1996, whilst The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim was released in 2011. The time gap between Daggerfall and Skyrim is the same as the time gap so far between Skyrim and TES VI

[steady owl]

I just want the fucking game

[dreamy knoll]

i want the fucking game too and now im crying

[gritty temple]

Awugh…….bwoof……

[real python]

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyyyye

[ashen dagger]

Me too

[gritty temple]

Arf :3

[unreal kiln]

Elder scrolls six is never coming out because nobody actually wants to make good video games anymore

[indigo hull]

have you seen the new Phasmophobia update?

the community is in anarchy over it

[gritty temple]

Did it add ghosts to the game

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

uhh i shared some pictures i found of it in #gaming

[indigo hull]

you be the judge

[quiet basalt]

Mhm I agree

[gritty temple]

Bitches love my paws

[quiet basalt]

Humans spent all this time developing complex language
Then wolves just be over here biting eachother and it’s conveying a whole speech

“Damn I understand now”

[gritty temple]

But when I bite people I like its “gross” and “annoying”

[quiet basalt]

I bite people all the time

Sometimes you just gotta lock in

[gritty temple]

So based :3

[quiet basalt]

Muahaha

[ruby zealot]

im so bored imma hop in fiche's vc

[gritty temple]

Bwoof

[gritty temple]

I might join if others join

I’m shy

[vapid idol]

Interesting 🤔

[ruby zealot]

i wont talk anyways but veems is here if you wanna join

[gritty temple]

Arf

[quiet basalt]

I would if it wasn’t 6am

My fnaf shift just ended

[gritty temple]

Ar ar ar ar ar

[dreamy knoll]

Mine is starting soon

[quiet basalt]

Man the fnaf night guard sleep schedule gotta be fuuuuuucked

If you’re late to work you lowkey just die

[dreamy knoll]

Uhhh so wut about chefs, drs/nurses and it guys

[quiet basalt]

Then other people die if you’re late to work

[dreamy knoll]

Ok but they got bad sleep schedules too

[indigo hull]

my guy probably sleeps from like 8 AM to 4 PM

sleep your day away to be a wage serf at a haunting childrens restaurant

[narrow atlas]

Sounds like my sleep schedule

[unreal kiln]

Nobody actually makes good games because they profit whether or not the game is good

In maybe five years I haven't played a good mainstream AAA game

Sony is kind of still trying to make good games but their realization that they make more money if they're console-exclusive makes me think that's not lasting for much longer

[gritty temple]

Make another lethal company and REPO ripoff

[unreal kiln]

This is exactly what I'm talking about

[gritty temple]

Waiter waiter more friendslop

[unreal kiln]

See friendslop can be good if it's an actually new concept

[gritty temple]

Peak is a good one for example

[unreal kiln]

Like RV there yet is just a dusty trip but with more depth

Peak is also good yeah

[indigo hull]

Lwk what happened with Schedule 1 being everywhere

[unreal kiln]

I truly believe that the invention of Genshin impact was the beginning of a series of events that makes modern gaming just hours of slop sifting

[indigo hull]

That game came out of nowhere and fell out of nowhere

[gritty temple]

100 Genshin ripoffs and its all just anime girl gacha slop with completely unrealistic jiggle physics

[unreal kiln]

It fell off because the game wasnt being updated enough

Which is unfair because it was like 1-3 people

[gritty temple]

It be like that

[unreal kiln]

But wtv it fell off anyways

[indigo hull]

The new Phasmo update has apparently been a wake up call in the community

[unreal kiln]

It's had three major updates and almost nobody has made any sort of content on them

Phasmo devs have been doing wacky shit since like 2023

[indigo hull]

True

This was the straw that broke the camel’s back

It’s been Early Access since Covid

[gritty temple]

You know what multiplayer horror game ISN’T mid ????

Outlast Trials

[indigo hull]

You could say it outlasted the trials

[gritty temple]

So true

[unreal kiln]

This face has been frying me for like a minute straight

[indigo hull]

Why is it Patrick Warburton always voices characters with that same jaw line?

Is it contractual obligation?

[patent grove]

Hey how is everybody

[steady owl]

Hey Peter, this reminds me of the time I lost the game because I randomly just reminded myself of it for no reason

[ashen dagger]

Strapped to a nuclear bomb with you

[upbeat copper]

Barkbarkbarkbark AWOOOOO

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

@gritty temple look what you've done to me...

[storm whale]

slowly converting everyone

[gritty temple]

Hehe ruff ruff

[storm whale]

won't work on me

[upbeat copper]

BARKBARKBARKBARK ARF ARF RUFF GRRRR

[storm whale]

lmao

[gritty temple]

yet

[unreal kiln]

its like how the rock cant lose

its just in there

[storm whale]

are you running a furry conversation project on this server

[indigo hull]

i love how Danny Trejo is on the exact opposite of that spectrum

[storm whale]

[upbeat copper]

I KNEW IT

[unreal kiln]

I love how many actors out there have devoted their lives to playing utter and total losers

[upbeat copper]

YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEE

[drifting tendon]

Good morning jimmycord

[gritty temple]

I’m just a puppy

[storm whale]

very suspicious

[drifting tendon]

How are we doing today

[storm whale]

definitely doing

[upbeat copper]

[drifting tendon]

Coolio

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBARKBAKR

[upbeat copper]

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME THATS SO MEAN

[gritty temple]

I’m just a little puppy so you can’t be mad at me

[upbeat copper]

[storm whale]

[compact sand]

What's goodie my gang

[west sorrel]

Good morning !!

[upbeat copper]

Moobin

[daring halo]

this dog disturbs me deeply

I am not joking that is holy fuck..

maybe I'm just sleepy

[indigo hull]

its Lupus

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[gritty temple]

bwoof

[daring halo]

tha one is nice

[upbeat copper]

I actually has a wolp

[gritty temple]

Owo

[upbeat copper]

Mhmm I has one

[onyx igloo]

burp
Yello everyone

[gritty temple]

evil

[onyx igloo]

Guh

I am the devil afterall

[plucky garden]

Hello

[onyx igloo]

Hai hewwo
How are u?

[woven flicker]

Ugh my head

[onyx igloo]

What's wrong?

Are u alright?

[woven flicker]

You

Biting you

[upbeat copper]

AUGH

[woven flicker]

Not like that

because I care about you

[gritty temple]

munch

[onyx igloo]

War

It is war, my dudes

[woven flicker]

Headbutting you

[gritty temple]

war…. war never changes ….

[indigo hull]

A world at war perhaps

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

A weltkrieg even

[woven flicker]

Ack

[woven flicker]

Also my head hurts

[upbeat copper]

Awww 🫂

[onyx igloo]

Buh, not again

[obtuse marten]

Most of my friends knew me as "The guy that dances in the halls" before we were friends because I had developed a stupid habit of doing a shuffle every time I walked

[sharp ledge]

Sorry but that kinda cute

[woven flicker]

So tired rn…

[obtuse marten]

I cringe every time I think about this because I really was breaking it down for absolutely no reason

Imagine how they felt when I told them I actually don't like to dance

[sharp ledge]

But at least you feel safe enough to be yourself around they

[obtuse marten]

Tru

[storm whale]

I can't dance for shit

[upbeat copper]

The only bad thing about being friends with a mod is I can't ping them just to say hi 💔

[indigo hull]

neither can I

[woven flicker]

I have like two irl friends

Maybe three

[olive folio]

Hii

[storm whale]

I have a whole gaggle I hang around (they adopted me)

[upbeat copper]

Explode violently

[storm whale]

no self promo in general

blud got nuked

[olive folio]

I can't promote in the self promo either, it times me out sadly

[storm whale]

it's called a slow mode

[indigo hull]

encountering my friends in public is usually random chance

[olive folio]

No It says I got timed out

[storm whale]

nope because your talking in here rn

[olive folio]

I tried it like an hour ago that's why

[storm whale]

don't know what to tell you then

[olive folio]

Me neither : (

[upbeat copper]

If you ever encounter me irl hope and pray I leave you whole /j

[storm whale]

are you out there just devouring people whole

[upbeat charm]

for clover it’s near impossible to see irls outside of school randomly no one lives close to one another

[indigo hull]

thats the problem i have

[upbeat copper]

No I just get evil voices in my head when I see glaggle telling me to tear him to pieces /hj

[indigo hull]

none of my school friends live remotely close to me

[storm whale]

understandable

[upbeat charm]

everyone is in different parts of the city 😭 😭 😭

[storm whale]

my gagglefuck of idiots is pretty spread out too

[upbeat copper]

I don't have any friends irl so I don't have that problem

[storm whale]

most of us live in the same general area tho

[indigo hull]

Becoming your irl friend /j

-# wait slash jay sounds bad

[storm whale]

I wouldn't either if I didn't get abducted one day and been stuck with them ever since (they're great)

[upbeat copper]

You are probably the LAST person who wants to meet me irl (I will quite literally eat you) /j

[sharp ledge]

Never lived in the city, sounds scary

[upbeat copper]

It's not so bad (me neither)

[storm whale]

my city is dying and the people there are shit so living near but not in the city is pretty nice tbh

[indigo hull]

My town only has like 5k residents

I don’t think it’s necessarily dying because I see new buildings every year or so

[sharp ledge]

Wow, think mine is 25 most

[daring halo]

what is considered a town

this place is clusters of buildings as far as the eye can see

[prime spoke]

[daring halo]

your pfp paired with the pfp decoration thing is cool

like there's someone behind uhh yuji idk who that is anime guy

[steady owl]

I am placing blocks and shit ‘cause I’m in fucking Minecraft

[prime spoke]

close enough, that's like 70% right

[daring halo]

TwT

yayyy 70%

[ruby zealot]

hi nell

[prime spoke]

wsg

[ruby zealot]

nothing much wbu

[prime spoke]

chilling, got v cold here lately

[coral token]

toots

[ruby zealot]

damn

[daring halo]

what's toots

[upbeat copper]

Burps

[indigo hull]

explodes

[ruby zealot]

OH MY GOD

[obtuse marten]

Egg

[ruby zealot]

sup trey

[obtuse marten]

Sup pup

Peteer

Holy shit you're peter griffin.

[ruby zealot]

shhhhhh

[storm whale]

are you secretly Peter griffin

[ruby zealot]

no.....

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

😰

[thin prairie]

Meow

[ruby zealot]

[thin prairie]

Meow

[ruby zealot]

[coral token]

disgustang

[upbeat copper]

S'cuse me

[thin prairie]

Tales aurelia is bullying me

[coral token]

lol

[coral token]

what did you do

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[coral token]

mm cookie

[stable canopy]

When m playing Minecraft Xbox 360 edition

I’m *

It’s super fun

[reef zealot]

[dreamy knoll]

tiff look in dms

[reef zealot]

Awa

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[ruby zealot]

good
-# jk please dont hurt me

[thin prairie]

:(

[storm whale]

I'm on to you

[ruby zealot]

im sorry

im a mean person

[rough vapor]

the sad

[languid grove]

I love impulsively getting a piercing because I’ve had a shit week

[ruby zealot]

thank god im not 18 yet

[languid grove]

HUH

I thought you were older than me

[ruby zealot]

WHAT NO IM NOT IM 17 IM A 09 BABY

[ruby zealot]

you know how much that hurts me to hear that?

[frozen laurel]

baby...

[languid grove]

I’M OLDER

[ruby zealot]

yeah im the 5th youngest here

[ashen dagger]

Imagine being young

[rough vapor]

nice pfp

[ashen dagger]

Thanks

[ruby zealot]

yeah guess who doesnt pay taxes

[languid grove]

I got my industrial pierced and now I can’t use my headphones for like a year

[frozen laurel]

I'm 20😭

[rough vapor]

[languid grove]

Well maybe less than that

[rough vapor]

imagine being 20 /j

[ashen dagger]

I dont either because i don't own SHIT

NO CAR NO APARTMENT NO JOB

[ruby zealot]

touché

[ruby zealot]

[sharp ledge]

Pretty sure that by law you must be 16 and discord tos says 13 min

[ashen dagger]

Is sis a genius

[ruby zealot]

if you read my message you could see i stated im 17

and by 09 baby i meant i was born in the year 2009

[sharp ledge]

Format plus dyslexic, my bad

[ruby zealot]

its fine dw

[sharp ledge]

Funny, an old group I was in I would have been verbally assaulted for that but yall are cool

[zenith charm]

Hello

[indigo hull]

couldn't be me

[ruby zealot]

lots of uncs and aunties in here what is this a retirement home?

[coral token]

hey smudge is sleeping

[ruby zealot]

im gonna go do young people stuff
like...playing video games

[coral token]

and so is jimmy

[ruby zealot]

and being sad 24/7

[indigo hull]

Jimmy is never here

[ruby zealot]

yknow cool kid stuff

[indigo hull]

this server is a lie /j

[coral token]

we had like a 3 hour meeting yesterday

[indigo hull]

oh damn

[coral token]

we laughed and bullied you particularly

[zenith charm]

wow

[ruby zealot]

poor glaggle

[coral token]

like man we hate this guy

[indigo hull]

[languid grove]

WHY

[finite radish]

Sup

[ruby zealot]

ADMINS THE OLD PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING

[coral token]

oh and rika too

[languid grove]

Glaggle is a valued member of this community

[sharp ledge]

Joking?

[languid grove]

Oh, not sure about Rika though

[coral token]

yes i am joking

[languid grove]

[sharp ledge]

Ok

[coral token]

pretty obviously

[indigo hull]

you are valued too

[finite radish]

Bro what I miss?!

[indigo hull]

i still like that drawing of nerd me

[languid grove]

The only value I bring is cat stickers

[ruby zealot]

i second that he's like the a similar version of me

[coral token]

in fact jimmy is thinking ways of integrating more with the community

[languid grove]

Will he finally feed us

[coral token]

no we did not discuss that

[languid grove]

It’s been months

[zenith charm]

Wow, that sounds good

[languid grove]

We’re withering away

[ruby zealot]

its still weird i have things in common with rika

[coral token]

rika you are like that one meme of plankton

[languid grove]

What do we have in common?

[coral token]

''he so small he only need one popcorn''

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

• white moms
• south asian heritage
• shitty life
• like cats
  uhhhh what else

[sharp ledge]

Same

[languid grove]

Oh em gee

Twinsies

Do y’all wanna see my new piercing

[ruby zealot]

sure

[languid grove]

I’ll post it in fichefart

[zenith charm]

Ugh... it's that time of the year...

[ruby zealot]

rikas dogs birthday?

[zenith charm]

Well, that's a good time of the year

I'm talking about college projects and drama within college groups

[ruby zealot]

oh yeah have fun im finished with mine lmao

[zenith charm]

💥

I technically finish the last ones of them, but I don't know... I'm like in a limbo because my partners don't tell me if it is really done... I bet they'll wait until the very last moment

[lusty gorge]

Yo wsg chat

[sharp ledge]

Sup

[lusty gorge]

How are we today so far

[sharp ledge]

Ok

[lusty gorge]

Good to hear

[indigo hull]

indeed hearing is a great sense

[lusty gorge]

Very nice to hear!

[ruby zealot]

what about tasting?

[lusty gorge]

But I am getting kinda mad tho ngl

[thorn locust]

i want to be famous

[ruby zealot]

my mango is to blow up

[thorn locust]

[zenith charm]

What's up?

[sharp ledge]

Not the mangos!

[rough vapor]

alright

[indigo hull]

🍑

[lusty gorge]

I'm playing block tales tryna beat hatred
Still haven't after almost an hour

[indigo hull]

Did someone say mango?

[sharp ledge]

Yes?

[ruby zealot]

thats a melon

[zenith charm]

Dang... good luck then

[lusty gorge]

Thx I'm gonna need it

[languid grove]

I so hungry

[brisk shard]

how hungry

horse emoji

[languid grove]

So hungry I could eat a Kitsune burger

[zenith charm]

Yesterday I started hunting the Fiends in SMT 3. I was able to beat War, Famine and Conquest, but I left it with Death.

[brisk shard]

WOAH NUH UH

[sharp ledge]

I got pizza

[brisk shard]

I CANT BE TURNED INTO BURGER

[indigo hull]

Turning you into marketable burger

[languid grove]

Waiter Glaggle, one Kitsune burger please

[zenith charm]

Hmmm... Kitsune could like shapeshift, so technically you could

[languid grove]

I say with cannibalistic intent

[zenith charm]

Well, techincally...

[sharp ledge]

Wait NO, I'm a kitsune

[brisk shard]

im scared

running away

[ruby zealot]

ill have one too make mine a meal

[languid grove]

You should be

[indigo hull]

Synthetic Krabby patties from that one SpongeBob Episode

[zenith charm]

If you are cat and you are eating a Kitsune that won't cannibalistic

[sharp ledge]

Kitsune means fox

[brisk shard]

why a me burger though, im too cool

[languid grove]

Because you would be cool to eat

[zenith charm]

Yeah... and a cat is not a fox... so... it won't cannibalistic

[languid grove]

Foxes have cat software

Idk man it’s pretty close

[sharp ledge]

Don't eat me tho

[brisk shard]

nuh uh

[stable canopy]

Bro Minecraft Xbox 360 edition is peak

[brisk shard]

would be really evil and stuff

[languid grove]

Am I not evil and stuff

[stable canopy]

I’m playing it right now

[indigo hull]

Evil Satan

[brisk shard]

mmmm true

well in that case im cool and good

[languid grove]

I think you’re cool and EVIL

[brisk shard]

im everything actually

hi everything actually

[woven flicker]

Roar

[zenith charm]

DIIINO!!

[rough vapor]

wait that's so true

[ruby zealot]

hi

[woven flicker]

Hru

[woven flicker]

Head butting you

[zenith charm]

Nooooooo 😿

[ruby zealot]

shitty some fuckhead child is being an asshole in another server wbu

[sharp ledge]

Block/ignore them

[indigo hull]

Call Liberty Prime

[ruby zealot]

and he is telling people to die guess im reporting his sorry ass

[sharp ledge]

YES!

[ruby zealot]

and he is being racist

[indigo hull]

Does he not know the age old adage the building told us about?

[sharp ledge]

Bro, if someone is being subhuman trash and the rest of the group allows it you shouldn't have to put up with it

[ruby zealot]

i went for admin directly lmao he is gonna get executed

[sharp ledge]

Deserved

[ruby zealot]

and he did

rip bozo

[indigo hull]

This was entertaining

Oh Louis XVI became King of France today

I’m sure nothing would go wrong

[sharp ledge]

On mother's day too? Interesting

[coral token]

bleegh

[languid grove]

BLEEEGGGHHHHH

[neon crescent]

yo where do you submit memes

[languid grove]

#ylyl-rules❗

Read all of it pretty please

[reef zealot]

[ruby zealot]

Rika btw how far are you with the mentalist

[mental tulip]

hi

[glossy stag]

Dude wth is with all the viltrumite memes

[storm whale]

dear god..................................

[indigo hull]

indeed I do know

[rough vapor]

there's more

[storm whale]

no....................................

[real grail]

bwee bwee

[mental tulip]

hi

[indigo hull]

They finally made legos 100+

David Attenborough will not have to worry

[vestal tendon]

Guys im new can someone help me out? Idk how to scroll sideways on the stream schedule on twitch

[coral token]

he doesn't have a stream schedule

that's the thing

[prime canopy]

Still haven’t received my college schedule, I should get this sooner or later because the current session is over

[woven flicker]

Butt butt butt

[prime canopy]

You butt >:/

[indigo hull]

what is this assatry?

[coral token]

can someone wake jimmy up

[ruby zealot]

nah

[indigo hull]

isn't that your job thales?

[coral token]

i tried

[ruby zealot]

everything is getting so expensive

JimmyHereBot's fault

[coral token]

overthrow the government

[indigo hull]

Dance Dance Revolution of the Proletariat

[stark onyx]

The one time in history, with thales permission of course, we might be allowed to ping Jimmy 😜

[coral token]

sadly not even pinging him in our work area wakes him up

sometimes bro gets up at 1pm

[stark onyx]

Oh he's like me

[coral token]

but he has a job

his ass has to be up

[stark onyx]

Like a job outside of YouTube or no

[coral token]

youtube IS a job

[stark onyx]

I know 😭

[coral token]

you have no idea all the things behind

[indigo hull]

Remember Honey?

[coral token]

i remember honey

[indigo hull]

Pepperidge Farms remembers

[stark onyx]

Yeah

Markiplier has an IQ of like 200 bro 😭

[glossy stag]

Tariffs in discord is CRAZY WORK. 😭

[glossy stag]

The one markiplier told us not to work with?

[ruby zealot]

Thales we won't talk about this agreed?

[coral token]

what greed?

[ruby zealot]

[coral token]

what is going on

[gritty temple]

I built house for the pretty princess kitty outside

My stepdad had to help because I am bad at using drill

[ruby zealot]

Check logs.

[coral token]

why did you ping him

[gritty temple]

did you ping Jim

[ruby zealot]

...didnt I say we won't tak about this?

[gritty temple]

Puppet why are you a dummy

[ruby zealot]

Accident

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

I'm gonna cry now arch is being mean to me

[gritty temple]

I’m just a pubby

[ruby zealot]

[obtuse marten]

Hi

[ruby zealot]

Ello

[obtuse marten]

I can't eat anything

[ruby zealot]

Sad

[obtuse marten]

No matter how hard I try

[ruby zealot]

Can you drink?

[obtuse marten]

Yeah

[ruby zealot]

Try drinking for a while maybe that'll do something random

Idk tho

[drowsy bridge]

I have another paper cut on my face

[coral token]

on your

[drowsy bridge]

I swear I typed face💀

[coral token]

dementors?

[indigo hull]

autocorrect

more like autoincorrect

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

I lowkey forgot I have a mp3 player

[lunar lily]

How?

[drowsy bridge]

Mask

[drowsy bridge]

What are you going to MP3 play?

[gritty temple]

Chat I’m hungry feed me

My stepdad is getting food but I’m hungry NOWWWWW

[drowsy bridge]

I have a bowl of granola and a glass of water

[gritty temple]

feed me

[vestal tendon]

I got dr pepper

[drowsy bridge]

Munching on some stuff rn

[vestal tendon]

And sum salted chips

[indigo hull]

🫳 🍕

[pulsar sonnet]

Good morning

[dreamy knoll]

you

[gritty temple]

Arf

[dreamy knoll]

🥩

[gritty temple]

YIPEEE

[pulsar sonnet]

Bleb

[gritty temple]

I’m watching my old Deadlock gameplay to get mad at my really bad aim

[vestal tendon]

🍕 +🍍

[gritty temple]

never

[plucky garden]

Heeellooo, wat should I draw cuz I'm bored

[fair flame]

Me, the grand regent thragg

[coral token]

@vital schooner what you tried ti send is fake, it's a copypasta.

[vital schooner]

Oh shit my bad. I thought it was real.

Thanks for being reasonable and understanding and untiming me out

[storm whale]

w tagles

[indigo hull]

well i've broken France

[plucky garden]

Great

[storm whale]

finally

[lusty gorge]

AKVJDKFIDFNODJFOSJFKAKFLFOFK

Hi chat :D

[indigo hull]

Hello Gordon

[rough vapor]

someone had the guts to make this

and I like it

[spare hornet]

I summon pot of greed to grant myself two additional cards! MY TURN

[lethal sierra]

It was his gf that made it lol

[rough vapor]

even awesome

[lethal sierra]

Hey its me it's omelet man

He bakes cookies like nobody can

[lusty gorge]

Hai Glaggle

[ruby zealot]

[lusty gorge]

Hi Master!

[ruby zealot]

Hi jag

[lusty gorge]

Hru

[ruby zealot]

Doing good downloading some New music on the mp3 and watching the mentalist wbu

[lusty gorge]

Fun!
I on the other hand told my friend about different tactics on how to cover up a murder scene!

[indigo hull]

Oh that’s always fun

I’ve broken France into two

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[lusty gorge]

They're convinced I'm a serial killer now!

[woven flicker]

And biting you

[indigo hull]

Damn that’s some killer cereal

[lusty gorge]

Licking you

[ruby zealot]

Oh cool honestly if I had to hide a body I would cut it up and put it under a tree or some shit like that

Joking of course

[lusty gorge]

Make sure to bleach the chopping utensil!

[ruby zealot]

True

[woven flicker]

YUCK

[rough vapor]

this is clever

[indigo hull]

Meesa ZaZa Binks

[lusty gorge]

ZAZA BINKS 😭

I fucking love that

And chats dead again

And chats alive again

[indigo hull]

What kind of weed do you think they have in Star Wars?

And what planet would have the best?

[lusty gorge]

Marijarjaruana

[muted garnet]

defenitly like 300 mg when it comes to strength

[indigo hull]

That Gungan Grow

[lusty gorge]

Maybe that's what the star war is abt

To get the holy weed stash

[indigo hull]

Wouldn’t surprise me if that’s how the Trade Federation in the Prequels made their money

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[indigo hull]

They were very keen on going to war with Naboo

[lusty gorge]

Bark(but more elegant)

[coral token]

latte

[lusty gorge]

THATS MY LINE

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[coral token]

that's my lime

OHOOOOUOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[indigo hull]

🍐 did somebody say lime?

[coral token]

that's an apple

[gritty temple]

Thales take your meds

[coral token]

no you

[lusty gorge]

Well I'm Keeping your lime hostage until I have MY NICKNAME I GAVE YOU BACK

[indigo hull]

Someone who finally agrees with me

Pears are just bootleg apples

[lusty gorge]

I had a pear the other day
Didn't taste good

Tasted like a stale apple

Definitely good for juice but not for eating

[indigo hull]

Stale apple is a unique one

They always tasted too dry to me

[lusty gorge]

The one fruit I have more than pears tho is coconut

Like why do people put coconut shavings in stuff?

It has the texture of fuckin hair bruh

[indigo hull]

I think it tastes good

I love almond joys

It has coconut in it

[lusty gorge]

Don't get me wrong I do like coconut taste but coconut shavings are what keep it low for me

[indigo hull]

That’s fair

[lusty gorge]

But watermelon

Oh my god.

[lean crow]

chat... im telling her in 5 days

[lusty gorge]

Telling her what?

[lean crow]

that I like her

[lusty gorge]

[lean crow]

ive waited literally like a little less than a year

[lusty gorge]

dew it tomorrow

Be straight forward and to the point

[lean crow]

I cant tomorrow bro tomorrow's Sunday and I only get to see her at school

[lusty gorge]

Rehearse your love speech

Oh.
Oh yeah I forgot Abt school

...
Dew it in two days

[lean crow]

Basically im homeschooled but I go to the choir/chorus of the school (and our practices are only on thursday) and she goes to it so im going to tell her at the very end of our choir concert.

[lusty gorge]

Oh ok.

[lean crow]

im literally just gonna like give her my number or Snapchat and tell her there so if she rejects the shit out of me I never have to see her again 😁 👍

[lethal sierra]

Blueberry banana white chocolate

[coral token]

[lusty gorge]

You fucking genius

[lethal sierra]

Good luck

[lean crow]

thank you my brother

[lusty gorge]

Me when I'm a mod in jimmycord:

[ruby zealot]

me when im 𝕁𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕦𝕤𝕥𝔸𝔾𝕦𝕪:

[lusty gorge]

Me when I'm Puppeteer Master (KoY)

[upbeat copper]

YOU

I'm in a good mood today so I'm not gonna kill you

[ruby zealot]

Fine I'll do it myself

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[upbeat copper]

That's not funny..

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

No I was gonna kill you not myself but...

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

erm, sigma the what?

[olive flicker]

[lusty gorge]

Henlo Miss Silly lady

[olive flicker]

I think we should ban everyone

[upbeat copper]

Henlo

[ruby zealot]

They cogitod my ergo till I sumd

[lusty gorge]

How are youuu

[ruby zealot]

Agreed

[olive flicker]

This guy gets it

[upbeat copper]

Very happy and in a sweet mood so I'm not gonna be mean to anyone today

[ruby zealot]

And that's why I'm the mean one today

[lusty gorge]

Yae

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[ruby zealot]

All of you are poopy heads

[lusty gorge]

Every good has its evil

[woven flicker]

The evil Omar has evolved

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Nooo be nice Omar not evil Omar

[lusty gorge]

I beat Hatred in block tales tho so that's fun!

[ruby zealot]

We're like Ying and yang
Arie is evil with a little bit of good
While I'm "good" with a little bit of evil

[woven flicker]

Biting you but with love and passion

[indigo hull]

🍓 if i offer strawberry will you be not evil?

[upbeat copper]

[woven flicker]

Oooo ty

[woven flicker]

That cat is so me

[upbeat copper]

HEY IM A STRAWBERRY

[lusty gorge]

Hatred's design was lowk kinda fire for how hard the fight was

[ruby zealot]

NO YOU'RE A APPLE

[woven flicker]

I hunger

[lusty gorge]

Had to use training wheels to help me dodge better but it was still kinda fun

[ruby zealot]

[upbeat copper]

Wh-....
what?! Huh...
No..

[lusty gorge]

Can I be apel?

[lethal sierra]

I think Aurelia is a lemon

[upbeat copper]

IM NOT MONEY

[ruby zealot]

No you're on a wanted poster

[lusty gorge]

Oh yeah I forgot Abt that

[lethal sierra]

Oh I completely forgot about that lol

[upbeat copper]

[lethal sierra]

What if you were a lime instead

Is that still money or what

[upbeat copper]

NO NEVER I HATE LIMES

[upbeat copper]

Limes are illegal on earth 2 because they are fake money

[lethal sierra]

I'm going to paint a lime yellow and use that as payment

[upbeat copper]

NOOOO

THATS FRAUD

[lusty gorge]

Piss colored lime

[indigo hull]

so what if i paint a lemon into a lime?

[upbeat copper]

Why would anyone do that....

[indigo hull]

trolling

[lusty gorge]

To keep the lemon for themselves

Cuz only they know it's a lemon

[ruby zealot]

Someone turn up the 'zart

[upbeat copper]

[lethal sierra]

I think it's fascinating that on earth 2 you have money that literally grows on trees

[lusty gorge]

I mean paper is made with leaves right?

[dreamy knoll]

you its almost time

[lethal sierra]

I'd like to imagine some milionares just have thousands of lemon trees just sitting in their yard

[drowsy bridge]

Big lemon doesn’t want you to know this but you can paint limes into the color of lemons

[lusty gorge]

Lemon farmers must be the Jeff bezos of earth 2

Actually nah lemon farms are banks

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle you wanna do some mc

[indigo hull]

im trying to let my ideas flow before the writers block hits

i'll be there for Megamind

[lethal sierra]

"Big lemon" lol

[lusty gorge]

Counterfeit currency

[woven nimbus]

heyoooo

[lusty gorge]

Coins on earth 2 are lemon slices

The bigger the slice the more value

[carmine venture]

Finally cut my hair after a while

[woven nimbus]

i’ve literally had the hiccups for like 5 mins pls send help

[storm whale]

[storm whale]

I haven't cut my hair in 5 years

[woven nimbus]

i used to cut hair for a living :3

[lethal sierra]

Spoonful of sugar

[woven nimbus]

wait actually?

[lethal sierra]

Yeah it helped with mine last time I had them

[storm whale]

my enemy

[woven nimbus]

there’s a cat in my lap so i guess i’ll suffer

[woven nimbus]

yeah but i’m cool

[storm whale]

[obtuse marten]

I just got word that a dog I loved just died

[woven nimbus]

i am so sorry😔

[lethal sierra]

RIP

[storm whale]

sorry to hear that

[carmine venture]

Yeah I let it grow for like 3 but cause of new job I can't have long hair

[storm whale]

[lethal sierra]

I start looking ugly if I let my hair grow out

My hair likes to curl back if it grows long enough

[native kraken]

Batch

[lethal sierra]

Wait your name sounds very familiar