general

[indigo hull]

and yet Battlefield 1 is the like only World War 1 FPS that has a consistent playerbase

[prime canopy]

I’ve given up on fps games

[humble isle]

Moth Noise

[prime canopy]

Hai :3

[lusty gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[daring halo]

ahhhkk??! what wha

whawha huh

[lusty gorge]

I'm bored :p

[upbeat charm]

hi bored

[humble isle]

Yover

[upbeat charm]

[kind axle]

Where do I submit memes

[crystal cypress]

#ylyl-entries but read #ylyl-rules❗

[kind axle]

Ok

[crystal cypress]

There really is a new person like every day talking about "where post meme?"

[coral token]

yes

more than one

[humble isle]

[kind axle]

Hehehe :3

[ivory galleon]

Good afternoon genchat

How are Y’all doing today?

[upbeat charm]

[daring halo]

I assume that's one of the most common goal

as to why people join the server

[kind axle]

How fast would it take to get banned here

[coral token]

that depends on you.

[humble isle]

You are victim to moff

[upbeat charm]

[crystal cypress]

I mean that's why I joined, but I do enjoy the energy here

[upbeat charm]

but why….

[crystal cypress]

Trust you don't wanna be ban.
But the mods are pretty fast, there is automod so if you say something bad then it gets caught immediately, images as well but you don't have image perms yet

[kind axle]

What if I’m referring to something jimmy said

[coral token]

what did he say

[humble isle]

Because I am viscous.

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[dreamy knoll]

you

[indigo hull]

spelling errors are the difference between being vicious and being viscous

[coral token]

couscous

[indigo hull]

Cusco

[dreamy knoll]

hello stables

[crystal cypress]

Imagine if instead of thales it was whales and instead of being a chill dude they were just like a pod of whales

[coral token]

i struggle to comprehend what you said so i will not comment

[gritty temple]

I’m sitting outside rn I forgot you could just go outside

I have been playing Deadlock nonstop for 3 days and I have not seen the sun

[crystal cypress]

Reminds me of that time I got trapped in a cave when the entrance collapsed... It took three days and the people I came with to escape but I got out

[gritty temple]

Amnesia reference

[kind axle]

Don’t has light me is a good song ngl

[upbeat copper]

YOU

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[upbeat copper]

AAAAAAAAA SCARY

[gritty temple]

Ruff

[languid grove]

BARKBARKBARK

[humble isle]

So many damn dogs

[upbeat copper]

WHAT

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A CAT

[languid grove]

AWOOO

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

I am a cat

[gritty temple]

AWWWOOOOOOOOO

[languid grove]

WRUFF WRUFF GRRRR

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

[upbeat copper]

Yknow what fuck it

[upbeat copper]

AWWOOOOOOOOO

[gritty temple]

I’m just a puppydawg

[humble isle]

Somebody stop these barking dogs!!

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

someone should let the dogs out you could say...

[gritty temple]

Hehehehe

[gritty temple]

Only for a treat

[upbeat copper]

ARF ARF ARF ARF AWOOOOO BARK BARK

[gritty temple]

[humble isle]

📦

Boxing You

[gritty temple]

Heem heem whimper

[ivory galleon]

Who Let The Dogs Out!?

[upbeat copper]

For you

[gritty temple]

Yipee

[upbeat copper]

[narrow atlas]

Welp since I’m done with highschool now, to celebrate I will be getting fried

[upbeat copper]

[narrow atlas]

[upbeat charm]

grr…

[upbeat copper]

Molasses...

[glass gate]

Does anyone wanna play some among us😭 🙏

[upbeat copper]

DIE DIE DIE DIE (I'm the imposter)

[tired temple]

i just saw one of the worst fucking teammates in bite by night good LORD

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[upbeat copper]

I'm such a fat fucking chud

[dreamy knoll]

Nah

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

Bite me and ill bite u back

[upbeat copper]

[livid patrol]

Wishing you guys a fantastic day

[indigo hull]

type shit bro

[upbeat copper]

Eating you

[dreamy knoll]

eat yourself

[crystal cypress]

Why y'all freaks putting teeth out on each other?

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

Dont try and bite me then

[upbeat copper]

GRRR BARKBARKBARKBARK

FUCK ARCH YOU'RE TURNING ME INTO A FRICKING DOG

[dreamy knoll]

[upbeat copper]

AWOOOOOO

[dreamy knoll]

Uhhhh treat?

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

Only if u stop trying to bite me

[upbeat copper]

But I hunger

[dreamy knoll]

There are other people who probs want to be bitten

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

No treat

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

Fine ig no more earth 2

[upbeat copper]

YOU CANT TAKE IT AWAY I MADE IT VEEMO PROOF

GRRRRR

[dreamy knoll]

Im using something u didnt proof from

[upbeat copper]

Hi table 🫂

[upbeat copper]

GRRRR

Ahhh so sleeby

[dreamy knoll]

Im over being people's chew toy

[coral token]

yellow

[upbeat copper]

Is bed time for me neow

[languid grove]

YOU

aac later on?

[upbeat copper]

YES

[dreamy knoll]

Hai rika

[languid grove]

YAYYY

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

Hallo

[dreamy knoll]

Hru rika

[languid grove]

Trying to be okay, wbu?

[dreamy knoll]

Trying to do better

[upbeat copper]

Aaaahhhh spooky videos

[wispy moss]

hey chat

[upbeat copper]

I sleeb

[somber eagle]

Guys when is next ylyl????????

[dreamy knoll]

Never

[woven flicker]

Ow ankle

[indigo hull]

still sore?

[woven flicker]

Yeah

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍔

[indigo hull]

🫂 hope it gets better soon

🫳 🍓

[woven flicker]

Ooo Ty

[woven flicker]

And Ty 🫂🦖

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

You’ll do better (idk in what context we’re talking better)

[humble isle]

[dreamy knoll]

Was making a reference to tobey's spiderman (im just trying to do better at going to bed)

[languid grove]

GET TO BED GRRR

[dreamy knoll]

Cant procrastinating sleep

[bleak warren]

now is not the time to procrastinate

[upbeat charm]

[bleak warren]

do it later

[indigo hull]

John Procrastination be like:

[upbeat charm]

you called

[languid grove]

Procrastinate procrastinating

[humble isle]

[dreamy knoll]

Well too bad brain picked sleep to procrastinate on

[coral token]

pickle

[languid grove]

Pickle me this Thales

[coral token]

you're probably easy to pickle

after all you are the size of a pickle

[languid grove]

PARDON

I’M A CAT NOT A PICKLE

Cucumbers are my worse fear

[coral token]

you're pickle-sized

[languid grove]

NAUR

[dreamy knoll]

I dare ya to pickle a f1 driver of your choice

[coral token]

depends, what would be the benefit of pickling

can i keep them forever in my room

[languid grove]

I guess so

Just never open the jar

[indigo hull]

on this day in 1980 the WHO confirmed the eradication of Smallpox

well "eradication" is a loose term

considering the US and Russia are known to still have samples, more than likely for the purpose of bioweapons

[prime canopy]

Vine was apparently relaunched , shadow dropped vine

[indigo hull]

welcome back early 2010s

[valid arch]

The meme reset is soon

[indigo hull]

perhaps the meme reset was just delayed

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPP

[languid grove]

I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my

[prime canopy]

Meow

What’s the use of this, nobody will care it’ll just either become exactly like all the other short form media platform or it’ll fail, it’s a lose lose situation

[lusty gorge]

Chat should I take a photo of myself to unlock chatting in Roblox?

[prime canopy]

Delete Roblox

[languid grove]

It’s a recognised and popular social media name, it’s quite smart to bring it back actually

[prime canopy]

Forever

[languid grove]

Yes

[lusty gorge]

I would but it has RPGs

Helps with my Deltarune cravings

[languid grove]

Or use your cat or dog

I wonder how old Roblox will think you are

[lusty gorge]

If it's anything over 20 I'm going to cry

[humble isle]

What if I made something in… Fminor..?

[lusty gorge]

OK I LOOK 13-15 GREAT

[unreal kiln]

!!!

Y'all need dirt on your boots

[lusty gorge]

You need a snake in yours

[unreal kiln]

If it doesn't say 5x ur age ur a softy

[indigo hull]

Should’ve used Gordon Freeman

[lusty gorge]

Or maybe I look miserable enough to pass as a teen

In any case I can chat in Roblox now

[brisk shard]

Chatting isnt useful

[humble isle]

Wait what

[indigo hull]

I still haven’t done it

[brisk shard]

So just dont do it

[humble isle]

You don’t have to be 18 to chat??

[indigo hull]

Hell G&B literally has a callout system

[brisk shard]

They have age groups now in Roblox

If you look your "age group" you can talk to people in that "age group"

[humble isle]

Because AI should be the ones judging this.

Fuck you, Roblox.

[undone cypress]

kids are smoking the hantavirus

[unreal kiln]

You can also use ai to generate the pics needed anyways to be adult/child

[indigo hull]

say sike right now

[undone cypress]

I can send video

[unreal kiln]

Nah I think that's just me

[humble isle]

Legendary Za

[indigo hull]

Once in a lifetime za

Literally

[lusty gorge]

Legends ZA

It's almost like it's a...
Monster of pockets

[dreamy knoll]

Sure

[brisk shard]

Smoking that legendary za ig

[ornate kernel]

Smoking the Ebolavirus' distant cousin is crazy

[coral token]

you know who else is a distant cousin?

[bleak warren]

🪴

[coral token]

bread pudding

[brisk shard]

They'll smoke anything if its smoke able nowadays

[rose saddle]

Ok I'm actually gonna tweak. ive missed the past like 10 ylyl entry windows 😭

[coral token]

how are you this dummy

[finite cedar]

[humble isle]

Don’t eat the houseplants

[coral token]

they literally open for like 3 days

[humble isle]

What are you? A cat?

[coral token]

i saw nothing

[rose saddle]

Gng deleted it

[coral token]

proof?

[rose saddle]

That's true

[bleak warren]

what did i grow them for if i'm not gonna eat them

[rose saddle]

Got me there

[humble isle]

What does one buy lamps for if not to stare..

[indigo hull]

You ever heard of the Banana method?

[brisk shard]

No

Im not stoner level 10 yet

[indigo hull]

You basically make a bowl out of a banana

[brisk shard]

Is the name pretty telling of how it works?

[indigo hull]

Idk how you do it

[brisk shard]

Oh

[finite cedar]

Im like stoner level 3

[brisk shard]

well

[indigo hull]

Idk what level I am

[finite cedar]

One thousand

[brisk shard]

Level 12 surely

[coral token]

ok i gotta lock in stream prep, see you

[brisk shard]

Can you blow circles

[coral token]

don't die

[brisk shard]

I will

[coral token]

awesome

don't die twice

[brisk shard]

Okay I wont

[indigo hull]

I wonder what the thought process the guy who said the Medieval Age never happened was like

[brisk shard]

What

Lowkey what if earth is like rust though and that shit just spawns outa nowhere

[indigo hull]

That’s how we believed diseases were caused until like the mid 19th century

For the longest time most doctors believed in miasma theory

Aka “bad air”

[ornate kernel]

So plague doctors have a beak

[gritty temple]

Birb chirp chirp

[ornate kernel]

That fucking bird that I hate

[prime canopy]

oh cool, my mac can turn WEBP into JPG if I type it is a JPG 💀 I love my iMac, despite it being a freaking obsolete fossil

[ornate kernel]

Can I borrow your imac

I promise to not break it :3

[prime canopy]

just use a converter

my computer's horrible , its from 2009

[ornate kernel]

Damnit, my plan foiled.

[humble isle]

Awesome, I now have nothing to do for the next hour..

[ornate kernel]

Eat bread.

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBARK

hi chat

[ornate kernel]

:3

[gritty temple]

Arf

It’s very nice outside but my poor pup got a sniffly nose from bein’ out there

[crystal cypress]

I love how this whole channel is just grown adults living their best life lol. Love the energy

[gritty temple]

Ruff UwU

[south wasp]

Yo

[crystal cypress]

Y'all seem like you're having so much fun and I want in on it, but alas I do not get the same enjoyment out of being a smol animal.

[south wasp]

How we doing chatters

[crystal cypress]

Just found out that I'm allergic to the hair on peaches

You?

[gritty temple]

You don’t gotta be an animal you just gotta be silly and whimsical fr fr

[south wasp]

I’m at da mall rn wit da gang

Chat we balling

[crystal cypress]

I'm always silly and whimsical, up until I lock in at least.
I guess the grass is always greener on the other side

[gritty temple]

Owa owa :3

[crystal cypress]

The ":3" face while listening to metal is wild

[gritty temple]

LMAO

[crystal cypress]

W song btw

[gritty temple]

[ripe burrow]

I can't send bread

[crystal cypress]

Indeed you can't, because this is a no image channel

[indigo hull]

Breaderick Fazloaf

[humble isle]

I’m listening to chiptune version of an unreleased Will Wood song I’m neurotypical I think

[ripe burrow]

I tried the 👍

[gritty temple]

People spammed it before I think so that’s prolly why

[ripe burrow]

Oh

I'm waiting for John to send his message

[indigo hull]

shhh, he's writing a gospel

[crystal cypress]

Ah reminds me of that time that I did a song collab with Kanye (pre YE arc) and he took my name off and redid my part himself then released the song after kicking me out the studio.

[ripe burrow]

Bruh

[rough vapor]

funny emoji

[ripe burrow]

Evil man

[gritty temple]

[crystal cypress]

Me when mlem mlem mlem mlem

[rough vapor]

even better

[zinc frigate]

[crystal cypress]

Just letting you guys know that if by some chance I ever become mod, I will be letting everyone know the truth about staff-furry-rp channel

[rough vapor]

one giant trollface image

[zinc frigate]

That’s the neat part, you won’t become a mod

[crystal cypress]

No dude I'm in with Jim, one time I rescued kermie who was stuck in a tree cat style. Then he gave me a lock of his hair and never called me back

Nevermind I'm not in with him

[craggy fog]

If “K” is a shortened version of “okay” and some people call their grandpa “pops” does this mean K-pop is just another way of saying “ok, boomer”?

[grave dune]

thats fire

[crystal cypress]

Well it depends on how you say it, "k, pop" and "k-pop" it's about pronunciation and grammer

[craggy fog]

Type faster sausage fingers

[crystal cypress]

I finished my sketti and now I'm sad 😢

[grave dune]

aah yeah. its kinda like the difference between

"I like k-pop! 😁 "

and "K pop 🙄 "

[agile hollow]

hello gang

[grave dune]

hii

[crystal cypress]

Did you know? The loudest fart ever recorded was from a man named Albert Meshits, who for two whole seconds maintained a decibel volume of 194 decibels.
He suffers chronic back pain as a result.

[grave dune]

that's pretty wild

[crystal cypress]

This is fake if you couldn't tell, his last name is "me shits" and 194 is literally the loudest theoretically possible sound on earth

[humble isle]

[crystal cypress]

Is there a cool song playing?

[humble isle]

Yep.

[crystal cypress]

Ok

[humble isle]

Misanthropologist

[crystal cypress]

I love spreading misinformation that's obviously false but only if you actually pay attention

[crystal cypress]

The song or occupation at which is to just hate people?

[rough vapor]

never listened to k-pop
is it good

[humble isle]

Both.

[grave dune]

its pretty good yeah!

[rough vapor]

hmm

[grave dune]

I would say its an acquired taste for some

Like its not my favourite, but i appreciate it

[rough vapor]

what's their good music that is somewhat popular

[grave dune]

BTS or stray kids

black pink

my best friend LOVES EXO

[humble isle]

I’m taking a bigger liking to B flat..

[crystal cypress]

Ehh... It's objectively good, but I personally don't like it

[rough vapor]

I could maybe relate

I've think I've heard one but forgot which

[rough vapor]

I know who BTS is

I don't recall if I watched one of their songs

[crystal cypress]

The whole thing is stupid imo, it not popular because it's good it's popular because the guys/girls who preform it are hot

Like I said, it is objectively good though

[unreal kiln]

The key signature?

[humble isle]

Yeah

[unreal kiln]

Mid ass signature a flat better

Or c sharp

[gritty temple]

SHINee is pretty good though it’s fair if ur not into it, any kind of pop is just sometimes the music you listen to for a good whimsical time

However the SHINee members are also hot including Taemin. I prefer women tho

[unreal kiln]

Underscores kpop era 🤤

[humble isle]

C# is

Fine..

But A flat are we for real

[south wasp]

Chat

I’m real like haunted mound rn

A minor is the best music key fight me bring it on

[unreal kiln]

Yes

[south wasp]

I love a minor pentatonic

Is good

[humble isle]

B Minor better

[unreal kiln]

A minor sorry I'm geeked off that diesel

[humble isle]

A Minor is pretty good though..

[unreal kiln]

Between months is the greatest song ever

[south wasp]

Yeah dawg a minor is good yall don’t know jack

[humble isle]

Oh that’s way more reasonable

[rough vapor]

huh

[mental tulip]

hi

[faint tendon]

Need yall to do this math for me, I make $15/hr at my job and get paid biweekly

My previous paycheck was $379 and I worked 38 hours

TODAYS PAYCHECK WAS $427 AND I WORKED UNDER 20 HOURS

??????

[unreal kiln]

Tips bro🙄

[faint tendon]

I DONT GET TIPS

WE DONT TIP

Here’s the real dilemma do I call my manager in case something went wrong and risk losing this crazy paycheck or do I keep quiet

[gritty temple]

The true dilemma

Normally I’d just keep quiet but the fear of them saying something and you getting punished for it is also very real

[faint tendon]

I’ll call ig

I have a lot of money saved up rn so it’s not like it’s a big deal

[gritty temple]

Real

[faint tendon]

OUGH DUDE APPARENTLY SINCE WE TRANSFERRED FOR RENOVATION THEYRE PAYING EVERYONE EVEN ON DAYS THEY TOOK OFF

[crystal cypress]

Reminds me of that time I went to space and met an alien, they tried testing on me but their instruments kept breaking on my skin so they just dropped me back on earth, unfortunately in downtown Philadelphia after their football team lost...

[rough vapor]

LOL

[woven nimbus]

yikes

i had to drive through philly a few days ago and was quickly reminded of why i don’t go there

[drowsy bridge]

Just had my first “I don’t dismiss you, the bell does”

[coral token]

discord please stop breaking ❤️

signed, me

[languid grove]

Discord is bugging

[coral token]

what's new

not even the search bar is working

thanks discord

[bleak warren]

everyone's profile has the ⚠️ on it

"unable to load parts of profile"

[indigo hull]

some work more than others

[quiet basalt]

Oh

[indigo hull]

for you it shows me mutual friends and servers

but it doesn't for Rika

[quiet basalt]

So discord is exploding I was wondering why everything stopped showing people online

[bleak warren]

everyone i've clicked on doesn't work

[crystal cypress]

What about me?

[quiet basalt]

I can see you playing gta3

I truly carry all of the power

[indigo hull]

i can see it too

[crystal cypress]

Indeed

[languid grove]

Do you wanna join for aac soon

[bleak warren]

i can see tenrec playing roblox

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

the game thing seems to be working at least

[quiet basalt]

Sure.

[coral token]

all profiles are broken ❤️

[languid grove]

It’s in like 15 minutes

[quiet basalt]

I’ll be at the store for.. probably 30 minutes or so?

[languid grove]

Oh we can wait for you, go shop Gurl

[quiet basalt]

Ah, okay. Then I’ll go to the closer store

[languid grove]

NAUR YOU SHOP DURL

[quiet basalt]

I’m buying like 2 things for lunch anyway

[languid grove]

[quiet basalt]

I’m buying fiche…

[languid grove]

WHAT

[quiet basalt]

Muahahaha

[storm whale]

[quiet basalt]

I assume yall are in swap server

[languid grove]

Eyup

[plucky garden]

Heeellooo

[charred quarry]

Why can’t i post in memes

[bleak warren]

nobody in here has ever invited me to their server except fiche and veemo

[quiet basalt]

I was only taken there because honley forced me to play games with them

[bleak warren]

maybe that's why i haven't been invited to any servers

i don't really play games with other people

[quiet basalt]

If you wanna join at some point I’m sure they’d let you though

[bleak warren]

i figure if anyone wanted me they'd ask

[quiet basalt]

Wanna join my server?

It’s got 2 people.

[tired temple]

I think the only one I have were ones I asked about

[quiet basalt]

👍

All I have there is emojis

[bleak warren]

i don't really join servers just for emojis

[quiet basalt]

That was the joke I was attempting to make

[tired temple]

I don’t ever have nitro unless people gift it to me

[bleak warren]

same

[tired temple]

I’ve had it like 5-6 times just from gifts or giveaways

[quiet basalt]

The only other server I have any authority over is pretty much just for me and my partner

I wish I had a decent social space, but fiche already took care of it

[tired temple]

Anyways I hope all of you had a better morning than me, do tell if you did so I can pretend it was my morning instead while disassociating from my actual one

[plucky garden]

I am so bored, what should I do?

[quiet basalt]

Do you just want a hug?

[indigo hull]

turns out the guy i was helping to write game lore for is a massive transphobe

[quiet basalt]

Even if it wasn’t that bad

[indigo hull]

you be the judge

[bleak warren]

this is kind of why i haven't made a server. everyone from here that i think is cool is either there or ends up there

[tired temple]

I always need one I just never ask

[bleak warren]

and also my older friend groups probably wouldn't mix with you guys

[quiet basalt]

No way we got grandma gangs

[tired temple]

Literally one of the only masculine traits I have is being afraid to ask for help when I need it lmao

Despite being a guy

[bleak warren]

i'm in several servers where i'm not even in the top 10 oldest people

[quiet basalt]

That’s actually kind of incredible

[bleak warren]

one of them contains people i've known since 2012

[arctic fox]

unc

[bleak warren]

i am still younger than jimmy

[crystal cypress]

Never understood why people hate other people for being trans or LGBT, like okay he is a she now how does that affect you negatively???? Why are you mad at that

[arctic fox]

what about me?

[indigo hull]

he was quite literally like that 💀

[tired temple]

I miss when we hated people for being actually bad people

[quiet basalt]

Well yeah Jimmy is an ancient Egyptian relic

[vocal fiber]

Discord is frying itself again

[tired temple]

Yep

[arctic fox]

im 30 this year

[bleak warren]

i still only hate people who are actually bad

[tired temple]

Same

[bleak warren]

i'm 30 right now

[arctic fox]

OLD HOW ARE THE WIFE AND KIDS

[indigo hull]

hi 30 right now im Glaggle

[tired temple]

And I still find it hard to actually HATE hate people

[ruby zealot]

ironic

[tired temple]

Except Caleb fuck you Caleb

[arctic fox]

[bleak warren]

wife is fine, but we're both trans women so we're not having kids

[arctic fox]

my friend at work turns 30 this sunday so I get to call him old till I turn 30

[tired temple]

What about adopting? If you ever decide you want kids

[ruby zealot]

adoption is a option if you wanna

[arctic fox]

[indigo hull]

listen here you little shi-

[bleak warren]

maybe, we kind of have enough trouble taking care of ourselves

[ruby zealot]

its a..ad"option"

[quiet basalt]

Hey, you never know. Maybe ittl be like Minecraft where one just spawns.

[arctic fox]

adopt these nuts

[bleak warren]

we don't have much money and we both have autism and other mental issues

[ruby zealot]

BANNED

[bleak warren]

so i wouldn't want to subject a kid to that

[tired temple]

Yo I just said that 🤝🏻

[arctic fox]

ban these nuts

[ruby zealot]

well damn

[ruby zealot]

im going to waterboard you
-# for illegal reasons this is a joke

[tired temple]

Currently on season 3 of BoJack and so far Todd is my favorite

[quiet basalt]

Wawa

[arctic fox]

I dont know many people here but ive been here longer than most

[woven nimbus]

i turn 28 next month but my back is around 80 years old💀

[quiet basalt]

It is kinda crazy how old the jimmyhere discord is

[crystal cypress]

I'm bored so im gonna talk about politics... the first topic is how BORING POLITICS ARE OH MY GOD HET ME OUTTA THIS CLASSROOM PLEAAASE

[bleak warren]

i know that the early jimmy economy partially ran on Tombucks

[arctic fox]

[bleak warren]

my scoliosis and i give you our sympathy

[storm whale]

the fuck are those

what is a tombuck

[arctic fox]

Dont wana flex but Ive done a physical job for the last 11 years and I dont have any body pains

[bleak warren]

what i meant was

Tom here gave a lot of money to Jimmy

[arctic fox]

[bleak warren]

when he was just a lil babby streamer

hence his role

[arctic fox]

I was THE viewer sometimes

only one in the chat

same as my boys sync and tankster

[quiet basalt]

It is kinda crazy how many people will never realize Jimmy used to be the biggest meme on the internet

[arctic fox]

he used to stream with goggles

[wary sierra]

what's going on with discord?

[arctic fox]

skill issue

[quiet basalt]

Something broke

[indigo hull]

dysentery

[wary sierra]

damn

[pulsar sonnet]

Bueger

[gritty temple]

Discord pls stop dying again

[drifting matrix]

Yeah I’m new to him so when I learned after watching him for a bit that HE made the it’s Wednesday my dudes phrase I was gobsmacked 😭

Absolutely bamboozled

[drifting matrix]

Wait I wasn’t the only one who just lagged tf out?

[crystal cypress]

Why does discord insist on not buying better servers...
They take all that money from nitro and don't do ANYTHING cool with it 😭

[indigo hull]

no everyones having problems

[arctic fox]

you was, we all came together to prank you

press ctrl R

[quiet basalt]

Uh

[native drum]

Im tweakin

[humble isle]

Thank you discord for the random fucking platform wide error

[haughty mango]

💀

[vocal fiber]

Kelp

[bleak warren]

this shit working now?

[gritty temple]

Can discord pls work so I don’t have to third wheel for my two fuckass friends again

[crystal cypress]

No, my pear baby image won't post in memes

Y'all know the pear baby?

[cerulean lichen]

my cousin is named after that

[crystal cypress]

Bartlett?

Or bosc

[indigo hull]

Are we back?

[cerulean lichen]

Pear baby

[arctic fox]

WE SO BACK

[crisp hornet]

roayle pear?

love that dude

peak content

[indigo hull]

Roles aren’t loading at all lmao

Only on my end can I see mine

[crisp hornet]

discord is dying again

i cant even see mine

however i dont know what else tboi stands for other than the binding of isaac

[coral token]

CAN YOU FUCKING DO YOUR JOB DISCORD WORKERS

[crisp hornet]

o also i finally convinced my best friend to buy isaac : D

[crystal cypress]

Dude they're working as hard as they can to resolve the issue at hand don't worry

[indigo hull]

Notifications aren’t working at all

[crystal cypress]

I knew a dude named Issac once, he was sent to the Bronx and never seen again.

[crisp hornet]

i might get some flack for saying this, but of mice and men is overrated imo, read it in ela earlier this year and i almost fell asleep multiple times, its sooo boring

[coral token]

They can work harder

[gritty temple]

let me IN LET ME IN

[crisp hornet]

he suffocated in the toy chest

[coral token]

I'm this close to replacing 70% of their work float with ai

[crystal cypress]

Yea but not if you yell harder

[indigo hull]

Someone give me a :3 if this goes through

[coral token]

"we're beginning to see recovery" nO YOU'RE NOT YOUR API IS GOING UP AGAIN 😭🙏🏻

[crisp hornet]

:3

[coral token]

I'll yell all I want, not like they can hear me

[crystal cypress]

:(

[crisp hornet]

an evil one too just for fun >:3

[pale locust]

Who else’s discord is down on their computers?

[crystal cypress]

I can see thales' roles and bio but nobody elses

[crystal cypress]

Literally everyone

[crisp hornet]

i cant see anyones

[indigo hull]

Was gonna say, it jumped to like 30,000 MS

[prime canopy]

Oh dear, nothing works

[indigo hull]

Neither can I on mobile, PC still isn’t even loading

[crystal cypress]

Thales' bio is gone again

[pale locust]

Yeah I probably should have checked previous messages but I hope it gets fixed soon

[crisp hornet]

i cant even see my profile

[coral token]

Literally everyone bucko

[crystal cypress]

Someone ping me when discord is back

[indigo hull]

Messages here take like a minute to go through

[tough quiver]

Do we know why its dying?

[tired temple]

Discords API is hosted on a hamster wheel they’re feeding the hamster again

[tough quiver]

Okay

[upbeat copper]

pluh

[zinc frigate]

Discord is slowly coming back yay

[upbeat copper]

Hi pretty lady

[thin crypt]

Why can't I post memes?

Talm bout some "Done reading? Check out #general"

Nvm, it's back

[upbeat copper]

Oh man I love #🔒No-Access

[thin crypt]

It acted like it was back, but then it deletes my memes as soon as I post them

[coral token]

I'm Bout to personally walk into their HQ and slap everyone

[upbeat copper]

Please do

[languid jackal]

oh boy discord shitting itself cuz of images being broken

[coral token]

the search version still doesn't work

[south raven]

[indigo hull]

This is awful

I don’t ever recall it bugging this hard ever

[tired temple]

i've had worse

[indigo hull]

It’s slowly coming back on mobile

[coral token]

i think this was the worst

[indigo hull]

roles aren’t loading for certain people on my end tho

[tired temple]

no there was one REAL bad one where every server was unavailable too

[upbeat copper]

I fucking hate discord so much

[coral token]

server meltdowns are normal

this was worse

their ping went to 27366 ms

[indigo hull]

Yeah

To the point the entire platform didn’t load

[zinc frigate]

I cannot use my hugs oh no

[mellow junco]

Ohhh is this why I can't react to peoples messages with Check marks and X marks?

[coral token]

even their discord status server page fell LMAO

[coral token]

yes

[mellow junco]

How sad. F

[indigo hull]

Ain’t no way💀

[real python]

Oh the engineers at discord did their jobs no way

[coral token]

it did for a bit lol

[real python]

I'm shocked

[coral token]

kinda

[zinc frigate]

[coral token]

google discord is still down

[real python]

Me and my bro were stuck on an audio call

[gritty temple]

AAAAAUGGGHHHHHH

[real python]

It just lowkey wouldn't let us hang up

[coral token]

Lmao

trapped

[indigo hull]

FINALLY

[gritty temple]

Discord is bad

[upbeat copper]

[real python]

@thin prairie you can come back now

[upbeat copper]

Mwah

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

ow

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

ow

[upbeat copper]

I so evil today

[indigo hull]

26,700 ms on the API output 💀

[upbeat copper]

[coral token]

it peaked at 27,322 lmao

PC IS BACK

[tired temple]

It was doing everything happening today too

[tired temple]

Try sending image

[upbeat copper]

The fuck did they do, move their servers to fucking mars?

[indigo hull]

idk but its still saying unable to load parts of profile on my end

[ruby zealot]

69657 reports a few hours ago 💀

[indigo hull]

hehe 696

[upbeat copper]

[rough vapor]

roach got in

[upbeat copper]

Did a lil flip

[ruby zealot]

its 29781 now

[upbeat copper]

Bro who the fuck bombed discord hq 💔

[coral token]

themselves

[ruby zealot]

thales

[upbeat copper]

Typical

[upbeat copper]

LIAR

[gritty temple]

They rlly gonna make everything cost nitro just to not have enough money to make their servers less dogshit

[indigo hull]

they opened up the one yottabyte zip bomb

[coral token]

their CEO opened the discord kitten email

and it was a zip bomb

[upbeat copper]

GIVE ME MY FUCKING STICKERS BACK DISCORD ILL FUCKING KILL EVERYONE

[indigo hull]

did you delete that reaction or is it still tweaking?

[gritty temple]

Somebody sent wannacry to the CEO

[ruby zealot]

and thats in america alone...

[coral token]

still tweaking

oh great it's breaking again

[indigo hull]

so i've seen

[coral token]

[upbeat copper]

DISCORDDDDD

[indigo hull]

[mental tulip]

hi

[real python]

Im howling at the moon

[indigo hull]

we were RIGHT THERE MAAANNN!!

[real python]

Yes ik ball

[upbeat copper]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO BARKBARKBARKBARK

[indigo hull]

i think that was a small fluke

seems fine now

except profiles won't load at all now

[upbeat copper]

It's not fine I still don't have my stickers...

[ruby zealot]

ITS BACK

[indigo hull]

that too

[upbeat copper]

MY STICKERS

[ruby zealot]

profile views are in order now

[indigo hull]

yeah i closed and reopened it

[upbeat copper]

I can't use my stickers...

NOW I CAN

Nope

[ruby zealot]

[upbeat copper]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[ruby zealot]

taking them away

[upbeat copper]

Killing you with my bare fucking hands

[ruby zealot]

the bullet coming between your eyebrows

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

ruff ruff

[upbeat copper]

awooooo

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

🪪

[upbeat copper]

OI

[ruby zealot]

?

[upbeat copper]

Blowing you up with my mind

[ruby zealot]

you may be taller than me, stronger than me, faster than me but you know what i have that you dont?

[upbeat copper]

Hmm

[ruby zealot]

a nonexisting loaded gun

[upbeat copper]

I have a bow with plenty of arrows

And I never miss a shot

[ruby zealot]

human shield goes crazy

[upbeat copper]

GRAHHH

[gritty temple]

This emoji means we now know the canon name of the androgynous emoji

Jo Appleseed

[ruby zealot]

you know too much

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

[gritty temple]

I’m just a puppy

[ruby zealot]

last time i checked i was puppy you fraud

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

:3

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

wait a minute i can aquire a bow and arrow too

[indigo hull]

the Gunpowder Empires: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[ruby zealot]

"[...]meaning they can be purchased, owned, and used without a license or permit, regardless of age"

[woven nimbus]

i have fish

[gritty temple]

Clicking on server tags doesn’t show the server so it is still a little bit broken

[ruby zealot]

regardless of age....hmmm
now glaggle can you explain to me what that means?

[gritty temple]

It means that

[lethal sierra]

Farting all the way to the moon

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ruby zealot]

your name isnt glaggle fraud

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

[upbeat copper]

Legally owning one doesn't mean anything if you can't shoot it well

[ruby zealot]

hmm ever heard of training?

[upbeat copper]

Mhmm

[ruby zealot]

and plus there is a big ass forest near me

reaches all the way to another state

[indigo hull]

The Gunpowder Empires usually refer to major empires such as the Ottomans or the Chinese

[upbeat copper]

Who said I'm giving you prep time, batman?

[indigo hull]

who were noted for their early usage of gunpowder weaponry in warfare

[ruby zealot]

the money you dont have to come to europe

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

arie check dms

[mental tulip]

hi

[upbeat copper]

Wsp

[indigo hull]

yo they gonna kill Julius Nepos tomorrow in Dalmatia

[opaque merlin]

and were back

Hello discord

[woven nimbus]

heyoo

[woven nimbus]

hi hi

[upbeat cradle]

Also I got image perms with the Jimmy Bucks… yet still can’t send messages…

Why is that?

[indigo hull]

the outage messed up the bot apparently

no commands will go through

[upbeat cradle]

I did that months ago lol

But I hope Discord gets better!

[indigo hull]

oh that idk

[woven flicker]

Yawn

[ruby zealot]

tired dino

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[ruby zealot]

no

[ruby zealot]

woke cheese cat sentient muffin rika
WCCSMR

[indigo hull]

sounds like some Nickelodeon cartoon from like 2017

that only ever got one season and was quickly forgotten about

[zinc frigate]

[ruby zealot]

yo glaggle turn up the 'zart

[indigo hull]

nah bro i got Shostakovich on

[ruby zealot]

well shi

surely you're blasting symphony number 5

[woven nimbus]

you mean mambo number 5?

[indigo hull]

ofc

[ruby zealot]

is this ragebait or mambobait that is the question
🫴💀

[indigo hull]

some say it made the Man of Steel himself weep

[woven nimbus]

nah it’s just number 5

[ruby zealot]

glaggle were you ever a theatre kid?

[indigo hull]

i did two years of it in High School

[ruby zealot]

same.

[indigo hull]

my first year we did Robin Hood

[ruby zealot]

lucky...we had a play about a hotel

[indigo hull]

pretty solid production although I find Richard the Lionheart's presence dubious

it's very funny to review Robin Hood with the added knowledge that Richard I of England spent maybe six months of his entire reign in England

[ruby zealot]

they did not give a fuck about me i wasnt there for a day cause i was a sick they gave my role to another person permanently

[zinc frigate]

Phew day 2 of actually trying to start up me working out

Aka I did 20 sit-ups and called it there

[indigo hull]

hey that's better than nothing

[ruby zealot]

yknow what they said to me?

[zinc frigate]

Exactly

[ruby zealot]

"oh welcome back [enter my real name] sorry we gave your role to another student but hey you can be [role name number 2]"...I WAS THERE FIRST WHY AM I THE SECOND PICK

[woven nimbus]

yay nice job c:

[zinc frigate]

Gonna be easing myself in with that then gradually doing more. Tho idk if sit-ups help with the area I want the most but it’s something

[ruby zealot]

"idk why i kinda expected this" was it that obvious hydro?

how could you guess i was a theatre kid

[zinc frigate]

???

[ruby zealot]

going through old messages

[zinc frigate]

bro that was a while back that dont matter

[ruby zealot]

oki

[real python]

[woven nimbus]

how did you even get that far back lol

[ruby zealot]

that dont matter

[woven nimbus]

ah right

[indigo hull]

i drank window cleaner when i was like 1

don't even know how it was like some offhanded tale my dad told me once

[ruby zealot]

we're so alike

[indigo hull]

fr

[woven nimbus]

when are we getting the pink muffins did i miss that

[ruby zealot]

1. pink cupcakes
2. not enough time and resources
3. only 25 muffins chocolate and "normal"

[woven nimbus]

ty, i was out of it yesterday

[ruby zealot]

no problem

[woven nimbus]

i’ve been wanting to make brownies but i have -3 energy

[ruby zealot]

brownies huh? cool

always wanted to make brookies

[woven nimbus]

ooo i didn’t even think about that

[ruby zealot]

im not good at sports, learning, or generally anything
but i know how to cook and bake

[woven nimbus]

i like cooking too. i’ve definitely been wanting to get into baking more

[indigo hull]

im predicting MoistCr1TiKaL to make a video regarding the outrage of the new Phasmophobia update soon

its just been god awful for them

[ruby zealot]

glaggle you play phas?

[indigo hull]

well i did

[woven flicker]

Biting you again

[indigo hull]

then this new update dropped and its like

[ruby zealot]

it cannot be that bad

[indigo hull]

how does a game go from early access to earlier access?

[lethal sierra]

What did they do

[ruby zealot]

hows your leg btw?

[woven nimbus]

whoa aren’t you supposed to be rest ya leg or smth

[ruby zealot]

doesn't mean he can't be on the disc

[indigo hull]

just check out its reviews page on steam

i would say also check the reddit but don't touch reddit

actually hang on i'll collect some examples

[ruby zealot]

glaggle what kind of food are you?

[woven nimbus]

my partner just walked into the room to show me the whole tray of meatloaf they made

[ruby zealot]

wbu shark

[indigo hull]

probably weed cake

[languid grove]

I feel like he’s a rather yellow onion

[woven nimbus]

same

[ruby zealot]

so off rika wow

[dry fern]

muppeteer

[woven nimbus]

rn i feel like a moldy bell pepper tbh

[ruby zealot]

fang

[dry fern]

hi hi

[ruby zealot]

did you make them the mac

[woven nimbus]

but actually i think i’m the whale ice cream cake from carvel

[dry fern]

yes. i made them dinner tonight as well

[ruby zealot]

hmm good fang proud of you

[ruby zealot]

[dry fern]

YIPPEE!!!!!

[woven nimbus]

AWWW I LOVE THE SHARK

[ruby zealot]

[dry fern]

hehe sharks are my favorite animal

[woven nimbus]

me too! i really wanna get a tattoo of one

[ruby zealot]

i like orcas, bears, and uhhh idk

[dry fern]

OMG SAME

[dry fern]

orcas are cool

[ruby zealot]

anywho you ever met the funny yellow man?

[dry fern]

huh

[ruby zealot]

glaggle

[woven nimbus]

my favorite is a nurse shark. i have a stuffie i got at an aquarium once and her name is frannie c:

[dry fern]

i have way too many shark plushies

[ruby zealot]

Glaggleman of Glaggleland

[dry fern]

gleegle

[woven nimbus]

same lol, and just plushies in general

[indigo hull]

Gleegus

[dry fern]

gleeeeeeeglrmab

[indigo hull]

a name i haven't heard since they killed Sillius Soddus

[woven nimbus]

you have summoned him

[ruby zealot]

emperor gleegus

[indigo hull]

the secret Roman Emperor

during the Crisis of the Third Century

[ruby zealot]

inventer of the backflip

john backflip was a fraud

[obtuse marten]

Why did discord die for a bit

[upbeat copper]

Y'all ever put honey in your milk before putting it on your cereal?

[indigo hull]

sounds fire

will give that a try

[woven nimbus]

wait i think you started something

[ruby zealot]

top ten stoned meals?

[upbeat copper]

I've been doing it for most my life but apparently it's not common

It's also decently healthy if you use unsweetened honey

[storm whale]

I've never heard of honey in cereal milk

[upbeat copper]

I've never eaten a bowl of cereal without honey

[rough oxide]

I’ve never heard of it

Sounds like some Britain or Australian thing im pretty sure

[upbeat copper]

One of my boyfriends saw me putting honey in a cup and then milk, mixing it, before putting it in my cereal

[storm whale]

no that's tea

[drowsy bridge]

[upbeat copper]

It brought up this topic

[drowsy bridge]

I have an oral exam rn

[storm whale]

I hope you were questioned

[rough oxide]

Ew

Did you put the milk first or the cereal

[woven nimbus]

good luck!

[rough oxide]

That’s the biggest question here

[upbeat copper]

I put the honey first

[rough oxide]

…

😔

[storm whale]

no matter what order you put the cereal together we can at least all agree that the bowl goes last

[rough oxide]

I caught that so quickly

[ruby zealot]

i understood that reference

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

damn im close to 10k dd

[rough oxide]

That badger looks Russian lwk

[ruby zealot]

say that again

[storm whale]

nerd

[rough oxide]

That again

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

the rika is dead

[rough oxide]

[languid grove]

I am

[storm whale]

[rough oxide]

Lwk, I had a weird dream last night..

I had a friend named Mario and we searched for a door

It was a thousand years old btw

We didn’t find it but it was weird

[ruby zealot]

dead woke sentient cupcake rika silly cat lady short
DWSCRSCLS

[storm whale]

new acronym just dropped

[zinc frigate]

Were you paper?

[ruby zealot]

DWS³C²RL

[storm whale]

chemical formula ahh

[upbeat copper]

NOOOOOOO

[indigo hull]

so you're telling me, Mario is made of paper in this game?

[ruby zealot]

shhhhh we're in a theatre

[storm whale]

I hope Abe isn't here

[upbeat copper]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[zinc frigate]

It’s almost like it’s paper Mario and the thousand year door

[ruby zealot]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[upbeat copper]

(insert obnoxious screaming MP3)

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

SOMEONE TIE HER UP AND THROW HER INTO THE SILENCER

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

[storm whale]

no thanks I'll let you handle that

[ruby zealot]

5 dd

[storm whale]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[upbeat copper]

Killing you

[ruby zealot]

shooting you in the leg

[upbeat copper]

Jokes on you my leg is already fucked up

[indigo hull]

erm, theres a large concentration of blood vessels in the leg

[ruby zealot]

the other one

[indigo hull]

that would be fatal if not quickly treated

[storm whale]

fixes your leg and charges you 8 krillion dollars

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

she killed me more times i can count

[upbeat copper]

Killing you again

[ruby zealot]

no

[upbeat copper]

Grrr

[ruby zealot]

shhh