general

[compact sky]

the secrets to agartha or something i bet so be careful

[dreamy knoll]

Nah its about a commission

[compact sky]

oh

so…no secrets to…agartha???

damn how i gonna do the origins easter egg now

[buoyant agate]

Kinda strange that my power went out for a second before returning.

[compact sky]

hello airline

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[dreamy knoll]

Mr roflwaffles has them

[compact sky]

damn you right, the no nonsense guides

[buoyant agate]

I kinda want to change my profile now, but goku is centered, so, probably won’t.

[dreamy knoll]

Exactly he great for it

[dreamy knoll]

Unless u get goku flying next to the plane

[compact sky]

why is he flying in national airspace

[undone cypress]

3dshacks.guide or sum

[dreamy knoll]

Its goku

[buoyant agate]

I’d have to find an image for that, I kinda chose the first images I saw that had no background then went onto an image editor and did the flare thing.

[undone cypress]

DO NOT USE VIDEO GUIDES TO MOD YOUR 3DS

[compact sky]

too late

[zinc frigate]

Oh I see why tomodachi life 2 doesn’t have music hall
I think some censors got removed

My mii just said bitch

[zinc frigate]

Maybe back up your saves first

[undone cypress]

how old is the video...

[compact sky]

it blew up like it ain’t no nobody

jk i still need to find the 3ds

but i’ll save that link for tomorrow

[undone cypress]

when you find that bitch
dont use no FUCKING video guide you hear me?

[compact sky]

or whatever you sent

yea yea no videos

[undone cypress]

that shit goes out of date FAST

[buoyant agate]

Actually my profile just looks like he’s trying to take one of those family pictures and then a plane flies past.

[undone cypress]

it WILL brick your system if its old by even a WEEK

[dreamy knoll]

Or send it my way and ill do it (and maybe put a capture card if i can find 2)

[buoyant agate]

Since it still has its landing gears deployed.

[compact sky]

thanks for the offer but i would like to try this on my own

if it don’t work then i got another 3ds

[quiet basalt]

eclipse is such an unserious roblox youtuber

[dreamy knoll]

If u brick it ill fix it

[compact sky]

thank you fix it felix

i’ll try not to wreck it

[dreamy knoll]

Its fine

I bricked my own once and fixed it

[compact sky]

sorry i saw this and thought it was funny

[drowsy bridge]

ate some chips and they were so good

how are y’all

[compact sky]

what kind of chips

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u a giant dorito

[drowsy bridge]

fritos chili cheese

[woven flicker]

I would like to apologize to every mega starmie fan here

[woven flicker]

Yall were right all along

HES PEAK

[dreamy knoll]

U ate a b2 stealth bomber

[compact sky]

every time i think of fritos, im reminded of him…

[drowsy bridge]

why

the cat?

[compact sky]

no…someone even worse

[dreamy knoll]

Imma eat some chips

[drowsy bridge]

???

[compact sky]

have you ever heard the tale…of the frito bandito?

[drowsy bridge]

”fritos cheetos doritos” 🗣️ 🔥
— MF DOOM

[zinc frigate]

[compact sky]

he is a man not to be trifled with, he serves no flag, no government, just a man with one thing in mind

[lethal sierra]

What kind

[dreamy knoll]

The ones i top with cheese and gravy

[bleak warren]

🍟

[zinc frigate]

Thanks I needed one of those rn

[dreamy knoll]

Oh yeah smudge i gotta give u something

[bleak warren]

hmmst?

[dreamy knoll]

Again dms are open if u ever need it

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🧋

[bleak warren]

yo that's a tasty snack

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy smudge

[zinc frigate]

I already got the ranting out of my system I’m just…. Tired rn

[dreamy knoll]

Thats fair but like girlie im here if u need

[zinc frigate]

But life ain’t gonna stop because I’m down again so I cannot stop either

[lethal sierra]

I do not like normal fritos, though I really like the honey bbq twists

[zinc frigate]

Mainly because I have a shit ton of finals and homework to do

[hidden zealot]

aaaaand toriel undertale just started dating jimmy in my tomodachi life island

[lethal sierra]

Lol

[dreamy knoll]

Im here to give u hugs and emotional support

[compact sky]

i like the barbecue ones

[zinc frigate]

The miis on my island learned they can swear

[hidden zealot]

he is now calling toriel goat mommy

[steady owl]

Goat huh

[steady owl]

[dreamy knoll]

Hello goat

[steady owl]

I get activated whenever someone says the word goat lmao

[zinc frigate]

I will remember this

[lethal sierra]

BTW how is xyka doing?

[dreamy knoll]

La goat

[steady owl]

No clue. I blocked them ages ago

[lethal sierra]

Wait what?

[zinc frigate]

Ew, we don’t speak of them

[lethal sierra]

What????

What the fuck did she do

[dreamy knoll]

That persons

[zinc frigate]

I don’t know exactly what happened and choose to live in the ignorance of not knowing since I heard it’s bad

[steady owl]

It was bad

[lethal sierra]

I think it's she I don't remember

[bleak warren]

oh joy.

[lethal sierra]

Can you dm im genuinely curious what happened

[bleak warren]

🫩

let's move along from this please

[dreamy knoll]

Smoodge

[zinc frigate]

Gladly

I can start complaining about my own procrastination causing me to be overwhelmed by schoolwork again

[stark tangle]

I just realized I managed to make Jimmy laugh with a video I submitted. My life is complete

[dreamy knoll]

Sure

[zinc frigate]

Lmao it was kinda sarcasm

[dreamy knoll]

Ik but i wanted to be silly

[woven flicker]

What did I miss?

[bleak warren]

it's me, i'm the miss

[woven flicker]

Indeed you are

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[zinc frigate]

I too am miss

[woven flicker]

🦖🫳🍓🍇🍎🍉

[dreamy knoll]

I tree are da miss

[woven flicker]

Omar is woman

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[woven flicker]

ACK

[bleak warren]

huh where am i

[steady owl]

[steady owl]

Here

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy la goat

[bleak warren]

oh thanks, i thought i was There

[woven flicker]

Your name is Fredrick faz beer and you owe me 100000 dollars

[bleak warren]

wtf the fuck

[woven flicker]

😭

[zinc frigate]

I’m so glad i took this class before with a different professor and thus have some of the assignments saved to my computer

[dreamy knoll]

Nice

[woven flicker]

Can I have da money tho…

[bleak warren]

ain't got it

💸

flew away

[dreamy knoll]

Thx smudge

[zinc frigate]

So hypothetically I could submit the same thing again, or just copy off it

[grand kestrel]

Making spicy food who wants some

[woven flicker]

NAUR

[lethal sierra]

What is it

[bleak warren]

🔥

[dreamy knoll]

Ill say improve off it

[buoyant agate]

Smoodge 🫵

[dreamy knoll]

You

[bleak warren]

fun fair

[zinc frigate]

The reason I didn’t do well in the class the first time was not turning in all my work, not that the assignments were bad

[buoyant agate]

How are you?

[dreamy knoll]

Oh no

[bleak warren]

i'm about like this:

you?

[zinc frigate]

Yeah I’m a chronic procrastinator you can tell because I didn’t learn my lesson the first time lmao

[bleak warren]

there's no time to procrastinate. do that later

[lethal sierra]

🍔

[zinc frigate]

I’m just glad my professor accepts any late assignment for full credit at any point

[steady owl]

Quick story time; I had a Dexter moment in high school where the school IT technician who I was working with asked me if I knew who was helping people install PlayStation emulators on the heavily moderated school laptops. It was me. He asked me, the person who was doing it, to figure out who was doing it

[buoyant agate]

Im doing okay, I found a movie about owls and I really want to watch it, it is cheap to have permanent access too, only 10 dollars.

[dreamy knoll]

Tell me about it cuz i too is a chronic ptocrastinator unless its shit i like

[zinc frigate]

It’s insane

[lethal sierra]

Lmao bro was literally doakes

[dreamy knoll]

Hello dexter goatmon

[zinc frigate]

Lmao

[bleak warren]

did you do time for that? or did you have a good lawyer

[steady owl]

I later told him at the end of the year and how I did it, though

[dreamy knoll]

Ik i keep only staying on my courses

[steady owl]

Nah I snitched on myself at the end of the year and showed him how I did it

[woven flicker]

Hehe Sue

[dreamy knoll]

Im saul goodman did you know you have rights

[zinc frigate]

I DO????

[dreamy knoll]

Yes

[zinc frigate]

I thought I only had lefts

[bleak warren]

we have lefts because we don't have rights

🤔

[dreamy knoll]

Congrats hydro u found rights

[zinc frigate]

This is a big discovery

[lethal sierra]

Do you have diagonals and squiggleys

[woven flicker]

I am curious now….

[woven flicker]

You

[steady owl]

Congrats on the name change, Curious!

[woven flicker]

||BOO||

[lethal sierra]

Yes it is me

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[bleak warren]

zav le

[woven flicker]

Lesania

[steady owl]

That’s it, ||||

[woven flicker]

Wait….

[bleak warren]

lesbians??

[woven flicker]

Lezania…

[dreamy knoll]

Where

[woven flicker]

How do you spell it

[steady owl]

Here

[bleak warren]

IDK IM TRYING TO FIND THEM

[steady owl]

it, duh

[lethal sierra]

Lasagna?

[woven flicker]

THERE

[dreamy knoll]

Wanna go to goth ihop then

[bleak warren]

🇪

[bleak warren]

i'll hop on over

[woven flicker]

Stop eating da E

[steady owl]

What th hll Smudg

My ky

[dreamy knoll]

Ic wut u did there

[woven flicker]

*tha *hill

Hms msh shm smh

[bleak warren]

sorry for b ing a m nac

[woven flicker]

Can I ask you something in dm?

[lethal sierra]

Yes

[bleak warren]

🇪
🫴

[woven flicker]

We just got a letter

Wonder who it’s from

[steady owl]

Thanks Smudge

[onyx igloo]

Guys, cheese coated cookies
Hello everyone

[bleak warren]

📨

think fast

[lethal sierra]

[woven flicker]

Oooo what does it say

[bleak warren]

"poo poo doo doo fart"

[lethal sierra]

Raspberry cheesecake cookies..

[onyx igloo]

gasp

[steady owl]

This is the second time I’ve seen you mention something about cheese coated things

[onyx igloo]

That's not what I'm thinking of >:(
Into the pits of Hell you go

[woven flicker]

Smudge stop with the shit talking

[onyx igloo]

That is correct

[bleak warren]

[steady owl]

[dreamy knoll]

La smoodge guess wut

[steady owl]

I’m going to turn green now

[woven flicker]

What da feces

[steady owl]

[bleak warren]

le wut

[woven flicker]

So green

[bleak warren]

she's green???

[woven flicker]

Such greed

[dreamy knoll]

Do i do la dragon hacker nun cosplay?

[bleak warren]

sure, could be fun

[woven flicker]

Smudge should cosplay a dragon

[steady owl]

Slime Rancher 2

[lethal sierra]

They are so good thoough

[bleak warren]

imagine

[dreamy knoll]

I better learn how to sow

[woven flicker]

Get real

[steady owl]

WAIT I FINALLY REACHED DAY 100

[onyx igloo]

That may be true
But the cookies encased in American cheese. My goodness

[dreamy knoll]

Yippee

[woven flicker]

Eating the slimes

[onyx igloo]

Nice

[onyx igloo]

Eating you

[steady owl]

‘I spent 100 days in Slime Rancher and here’s what happened’ incoming

[dreamy knoll]

Oh no

[steady owl]

Nuh uh I need them for the farm

[steady owl]

Plorts

[woven flicker]

Who tf is this?

[steady owl]

I need to sell the slime shit

[woven flicker]

Eating da farm

[lethal sierra]

Blorp

[bleak warren]

the wednesday weevil

[steady owl]

You can eat the honey slime plorts

[woven flicker]

What a chud

[lethal sierra]

Glorp, Bogos binted

[woven flicker]

I love this guy

[woven flicker]

Wha tha glorp

[onyx igloo]

Don't worry
I know what ur talking about, a bit. I'm a fanatic for the first game, my PC is too bad to run the second one properly

[woven flicker]

12:15 am

[steady owl]

The second one is really fun. They just added radiant slimes like last month, which are like shiny pokemon, just not as rare

[onyx igloo]

Stop being American and get here, it's 7:16 am

[lethal sierra]

It's 1:16 am for me

[onyx igloo]

Woah
What in the goobers

[woven flicker]

Idk if I should sleep or not honestly I’m bored as shit rn

[onyx igloo]

Stinky

[lethal sierra]

Yeah probably

[onyx igloo]

Poopoo stinky

[dreamy knoll]

3:17 pm and im getting foods

[woven flicker]

Stealing it

[onyx igloo]

GO TO BED MY GOD

[dreamy knoll]

Its vegan

[woven flicker]

But like I sprained my ankle

I got school tomorrow

Finals even

[woven flicker]

Did I stutter?

[steady owl]

Yep! Some radiant slimes are more common than others, scaling on how rare the normal slime is. For example, the Yolky slime is super rare, probably rarer than gold imo. For every 25 Yolky slimes you see, one is guaranteed to be radiant. Meanwhile, in every 2000 Pink slimes you see, 1 is guaranteed to be radiant

[dreamy knoll]

Well yes u did

[lethal sierra]

Ooof, just recently happened to me too, make sure you elevate it

[woven flicker]

Veemo I have a secret to tell you

[dreamy knoll]

Wut

[woven flicker]

Only you should know tho…DMs now….

[dreamy knoll]

Ok

[lethal sierra]

The swelling takes quite a while to go down

[woven flicker]

Well my job here is done

[lethal sierra]

But it should go back to normal soon enough

[steady owl]

And yes, I mean guaranteed. It doesn’t work the exact same as shiny, where it’s a chance. It’s a guaranteed, because for every 2000 pink slimes you encounter, exactly 1 and 1 only will be radiant

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[woven flicker]

I iced it and have like a horse shoe bandage to stop the swelling

[steady owl]

I’m just super lucky that my 2nd Yolky was radiant lmao. I’d hate to hunt for them

[steady owl]

[woven flicker]

I have it elevated on some pillows rn

[crystal cypress]

Slime rancher?

[steady owl]

Yes

[woven flicker]

Is that John milk?!?!

[crystal cypress]

I only played the early access version of 2, but I have over 10 mil new bucks in the first one

[lethal sierra]

It was really satisfying to have the water go directly onto the swollen part in the shower

[steady owl]

2nd one is fully released now

[woven flicker]

Anyways gn everyone

[lethal sierra]

Nighty night

[pulsar sonnet]

John malk

[crystal cypress]

Yea

[lethal sierra]

Johnathan milkerton

[pulsar sonnet]

Cheese burger

😛😛😛😛

Where does John milk get his milk??

[crystal cypress]

Hole in elbow

[crystal cypress]

Neat

[zinc frigate]

Procrastination keeps getting me

I gotta lock in

[tender meteor]

I'm writing a fanfic(?) on AO# as we type, dear chat

[drowsy bridge]

Got one of my favorite planes in war thunder

I love the Horten Ho-229!!

It’s very silly

A very interesting prototype aircraft

[proper crest]

Song almost complete
We just need baseline and more metal drums

[charred sierra]

if I start acting distant just flirt with me

[dreamy knoll]

[proper crest]

Yuh

[dreamy knoll]

:p

[strong vigil]

ugh i hate being sick

[ruby zealot]

same

[strong vigil]

genuinely

guys don’t get food poisoning it’s not worth it

[ruby zealot]

[thin prairie]

Mmmmm burger

[ruby zealot]

no fuck you
pizzafies your burger

[zinc frigate]

locking in 2 discussion board posts done

14 left to go.......

[thin prairie]

🫵

[tender meteor]

gng

[zinc frigate]

13

[zinc frigate]

[zinc frigate]

why are you pointing at me im pointing at you]

i dont think im supposed to do half of these discussion boards ngl

[proper crest]

Glass
Mmmm

[dreamy knoll]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[thin prairie]

Because your pointing at me

[zinc frigate]

you started pointing first

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro

[zinc frigate]

veemo

holy shit im cruising through these discussion boards

[strong vigil]

hamburbur

[zinc frigate]

5 remain....

[dreamy knoll]

lets go

[zinc frigate]

After this I got basic assignments, then I’ll knock out all the projects tomorrow and I’m done

I may be on genuine pace to have done most of a semesters worth of work in a single week

[dreamy knoll]

nice now please sleep

[flat gust]

Hello

[zinc frigate]

cannot

in the zone

besides im off tomorrow anyways aside from schoolwork so i dont gotta worry much

[dreamy knoll]

damn

[thin prairie]

Nuh uhh

[flat gust]

Welp. I tried to hang out in general. Time to head back to memes then

[zinc frigate]

every discussion board done, time for a break

[ruby zealot]

well i hate my math prof even more now

[zinc frigate]

[ruby zealot]

hello water lady

[zinc frigate]

Hi

[ruby zealot]

how are you?

[zinc frigate]

Tired, about to shower then I gotta get back to work.. hbu

[ruby zealot]

shitty my math prof as usual is pissing me off again

[zinc frigate]

[ruby zealot]

thanks

[proper crest]

Ough
Hai

[thin prairie]

Meow

[crisp pagoda]

i hate my math teacher

[ruby zealot]

ello

[ruby zealot]

[dreamy knoll]

[granite totem]

Morning chat....

[dreamy knoll]

hai abby

[granite totem]

Hai...

[granite totem]

How are you

[dreamy knoll]

im gud wbu

[granite totem]

So fucking hungover... oww...

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[ornate kernel]

I'm gonna go and learn Kanji radicals, wish me luck

[drowsy bridge]

That’s so radical

[ornate kernel]

That's rad

[granite totem]

I'd love a cookie rn... but I'll settle for this bread by my couch that clearly had me on top of it

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[drowsy bridge]

[dreamy knoll]

poor bread but enjoy

[drowsy bridge]

How art thou

[dreamy knoll]

im ok

[granite totem]

Hai duck...

[drowsy bridge]

[granite totem]

Hru

[tired gull]

I just posted a picture of some Mexican water opals i just got

[drowsy bridge]

That’s good!

[drowsy bridge]

What about you?

[tired gull]

The opals are extra sparkly

[narrow atlas]

[granite totem]

So fucking hungover
Ow

[tired gull]

Full rainbow of colors

[drowsy bridge]

If you have stomach issues like nausea, ginger is really good for that

Actually ginger is really good for a lot of things

[tired gull]

I've had a stomach ache since yesterday

[brisk shard]

I hate ginger 😭

[tired gull]

Does pickled ginger work?

[granite totem]

Uff, why did I never start buying those ginger snaps my grandma always bought

[drowsy bridge]

I don’t really know

Lemme google rq

Apparently

[tired gull]

I know ginger is good for gas too

[drowsy bridge]

I had a headache the other day so I just munched on some

[drowsy bridge]

Do you have anyone that might be able to help you? Apparently beets are good for headaches too if you have any

[narrow atlas]

Only thing that cures hangovers is water

[tired gull]

Could have made a stir fry with the ginger

[granite totem]

Best friend is asleep rn

[drowsy bridge]

True!

[drowsy bridge]

Water is very good

I’m a big fan of water

[drowsy bridge]

Wait I misread that

[granite totem]

I'm already having some...

[drowsy bridge]

I thought that said that sleep is your best friend rn

[narrow atlas]

They’re caused from you being dehydrated from processing alcohol. Eat some fruit ig, but primarily down some glasses

[drowsy bridge]

💔

[tired gull]

A hangover is just dehydration from the booze

[drowsy bridge]

I love sleep

[narrow atlas]

I can’t get fried if I’m asleep

[granite totem]

Unfortunately not
My best friend is in the bedroom and asleep
I'd love to go back to sleep myself but that's doubtful

[tired gull]

I'm glad I'll never drink alcohol

I'm on so many meds

If i didn't have that stroke from chemo i wouldn't have so many

I got a flying V style bass that has a fender neck, i don't know if it's epiphone or gibson

[drowsy bridge]

Goodnight!

[proper crest]

Brain not working

[tired gull]

Guys want to see the bass? It's meme worthy

I posted a picture of it

[proper crest]

We found
Instrumental sleep token even in Arcadia
Very nice very nice

[dreamy knoll]

nice nice

[solid anchor]

HEY!

... Is my birthday :3

[slender goblet]

the sky had a weegee

[steady owl]

The amount of games coming out this month that I want to play is actually crazy

Like, Subnautica 2, Lego Batman, Forza Horizon 6

It’s actually crazy

[upbeat copper]

Habbirday

[solid anchor]

Thank you! :3

[proper crest]

Birbday

[proper crest]

Aurelia
Silly tall tiny Scottish lady
Hru
How fares thee injury

[languid grove]

Happy day of being promoted from fetus to baby

[upbeat copper]

I not tall :'(

Also

I had to go get a new cast because I got mine wet and it ripped

[upbeat copper]

Hi hi 🫂

[ruby zealot]

Hi little lady

[upbeat copper]

Henlo 🫂

[zinc frigate]

im so fucked chat
theres one assignment i cannot find saved to any account on my computer from this class

its worth the most amount of points out of anything on this

[proper crest]

Buh
4’4
6’8
Short tall

Whay you break cast

[upbeat copper]

The 6'8" version of me is DEAD

I'm so little now

[upbeat copper]

I didn't mean to it got wet and then caught on something

[zinc frigate]

did they take you out on the water again

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

i swear everything tonights just been built to piss me off

and them doing that to you again rrrrrrr

[upbeat copper]

I'm sorry

[zinc frigate]

[zinc frigate]

youre not the one who should be

[ruby zealot]

Should I chug a redbull rn?

[upbeat copper]

Nuh

[ruby zealot]

[upbeat copper]

It'll make your tummy hurt if you drink it too fast

[daring halo]

big caffeine = big bad time probably

[upbeat copper]

Yes

Time to go back to sleeb bye chat love y'all

[ruby zealot]

You underestimate how durable I am

[zinc frigate]

I FOUND IT
but im gonna have to do some work and calls to try and see what I can do tomorrow

since a part of it is a discussion with a research librarian
i did for this but also like it was last summer

[proper crest]

What happened did they steal your knees

They put you in the dryer didn’t they

[daring halo]

have good sleep aurelia

[zinc frigate]

the discussion stuff isnt even there so im asking my professor about it

but if it gets too late ill just submit what I have

[proper crest]

Hopefully you get it

[zinc frigate]

I mean if I have to actually talk with a research librarian tomorrow I’ll just ask if they can do a quick meeting, I show them what I have from last summer, and explain the situation and hopefully they green light it. Or I just do some workarounds

[proper crest]

If it works it works

[zinc frigate]

Or since it doesn’t seem like the discussion ever existed, that could just be copy pasted from other semesters

Who knows

[proper crest]

Anyway
Hru autumn

[zinc frigate]

Other than that all I got is just a project and a bunch of random simulation explanations and I’m set

[zinc frigate]

Anxious about this class, idk if you could tell lol. Probably about to sleep tho. Hbu

[proper crest]

Happy we got an assessment done like
3 weeks before it was due so good good
Tho we do have like 8 to do over the next few weeks

[zinc frigate]

Good luck with all of that!

[proper crest]

Thank :3
it’s not that bad fortunately

[zinc frigate]

I’m just glad in my panic I did the final for another class since I realized it was open, and did well enough that I passed the class

[obtuse marten]

"We're leaving at 5:30" she said.

[upbeat copper]

I'm so proud of myself right now

Went without smoking all night while having access to cigarettes

[zinc frigate]

[zinc frigate]

Congrats!

[upbeat copper]

[obtuse marten]

Let's fucking GO

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

I’m very proud of you. If there’s anything you need lemme know

[upbeat copper]

YAYYYY
and also okidokie

[zinc frigate]

[olive girder]

36th time

[ripe burrow]

hello

[upbeat copper]

Pfp change again woohoooo

[unreal kiln]

Canvas still dead

[dreamy knoll]

You

[ripe burrow]

?

[unreal kiln]

Have u just been nonstop drawing

[upbeat copper]

Yes I love my new creature

[unreal kiln]

Tuff

[upbeat copper]

Yes yes

Strawberry dragon mwehehe

[indigo hull]

Granite

[upbeat copper]

AAAAAA I SO PINK

[unreal kiln]

Oh my goodness I was looking through my old pictures yesterday and found a gamers vs furries image from 2018

[unreal kiln]

Lowk 9 year old me needed to be shot dead in modesto

[unreal kiln]

NO KITTY DONT DRINK THE POISON

[upbeat copper]

Aughhhh

[proper crest]

New sleep token album we ball

[upbeat copper]

Wowie zowa

[proper crest]

Did they throw you into the dryer Aurelia

[unreal kiln]

Say wallah there's a new sleep token album

[ripe burrow]

here kitty you can has chezburger

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

[proper crest]

Instrumental eia

[unreal kiln]

👀👀👀

Nah fr I'm boutta listen rn

[proper crest]

It’s so nice

[proper crest]

Damn
You almost shorter than us :3

[unreal kiln]

Hold on I don't got wifi👀👀👀

[proper crest]

Buh

[unreal kiln]

She is 6'8 don't let her fool you

[proper crest]

Caramel has such an interesting sound

[upbeat copper]

[proper crest]

Oh we know

Canonically she is 4’4 tho

[upbeat copper]

NO IM 4'4

I SO TINY

[proper crest]

Smol

[unreal kiln]

Crazy how you subtract a full ass meter from ur height and it's just like

[upbeat copper]

Shhhh

Let me believe

[proper crest]

1 is basically 0 and 0 is basically nothing so

[unreal kiln]

True

I've only been to jail for one night which is the same as zero

[upbeat copper]

100 is basically 99 and so on...

[proper crest]

Yea

[upbeat copper]

So that means IM 4'4

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[proper crest]

:p
hai creature

[dreamy knoll]

hai geeses

[proper crest]

Hru

[dreamy knoll]

im gud wbu?

[proper crest]

Happyhappy

[dreamy knoll]

that gud geeses

[upbeat copper]

I schmoovin

[proper crest]

NO
GO BACK GO LYING DOWN

[upbeat copper]

AUGHHHH

[unreal kiln]

Oh my goooood I have another fucking test

[upbeat copper]

[unreal kiln]

Whyyy bro ts sucks

[proper crest]

It’s ok
Sleep token instrumental will get you through

[unreal kiln]

No yeah for SURE

Have you looked at my bio

[unreal kiln]

Maybe that'll explain

[upbeat copper]

Oh yeahh I be schmoovinn

[proper crest]

Oh ):

[proper crest]

NO STOP YOU WILL
MORE CAST
AUGH

[upbeat copper]

I have to dance I just so happy

[proper crest]

Ok

[steady owl]

[upbeat copper]

Aw man I just realized

[dreamy knoll]

what?

[upbeat copper]

My meds arrived yesterday so I have to take them today

Today is sad day

[proper crest]

Buh

[upbeat copper]

[proper crest]

Doesent it help

Like
Less pain

[upbeat copper]

Not pain meds

[proper crest]

Ough

[upbeat copper]

They're my no more silly meds

[proper crest]

Damn

[upbeat copper]

And they make me really angry when I take them for no reason

[proper crest]

Damn

[upbeat copper]

I not like be anger

[unreal kiln]

But you gotta

[upbeat copper]

NOOOOO

[proper crest]

Don’t anger
Surely if you tell them you anger then they stop

[upbeat copper]

I have to be on these meds because they're the only schizo meds that work with my current other meds

[dreamy knoll]

damn

[unreal kiln]

God damn I hate the fast

Hopefully I have chill proctors this time

[indigo hull]

Eamonn Ceannt, Michael Mallin, Con Colbert, and Sean Heuston are executed for their parts in the Easter Rising today

getting close to the last of these

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

Oh and some shit with Joan of Arc happened

Something about saving New Orleans from the British

[ruby zealot]

Hi glaggle

[thin prairie]

Staring at you

[upbeat copper]

AH WHY WHAT I DO

[thin prairie]

Nothing at all

[ruby zealot]

Honley fucking kills you with his big ass eyes

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

The stare was too strong

[upbeat copper]

I so scared

[finite cedar]

Mmm delicious monster

[upbeat copper]

OOO WHAT FLAVOUR

[finite cedar]

This flavor

[quiet basalt]

New pfp

[ruby zealot]

Purple bug flavor?

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

Hi akari

[upbeat copper]

Aye

[finite cedar]

Pacific punch

[quiet basalt]

Hello hello

[quiet basalt]

Can I see?

[finite cedar]

I always wanna call it pirate punch and i forgot the name

[upbeat copper]

Mhmm I'll send it in dms

[quiet basalt]

Huzzah

[upbeat copper]

YOU

🫂

[finite cedar]

[upbeat copper]

YUH

[finite cedar]

I almost said i made a new creature lol

[upbeat copper]

[finite cedar]

I added a creature to my favorite animals list

[upbeat copper]

Ooooo

What critter

[finite cedar]

Scorpion beetles

[upbeat copper]

Uwahhh...

[finite cedar]

They’re a type of longhorn beetle with venomous antennae

[upbeat copper]

WOWIE ZOWA

[finite cedar]

I think they’re like one of the two kinds of venomous beetles. I forget if theres more

[upbeat copper]

So cool

[finite cedar]

Nope they’re the only one

[finite cedar]

The sting is about on par with like a bee sting kinda. Maybe a little less potent

[frigid wagon]

[upbeat copper]

They are the only insect EVER that stings with its antennae

[ruby zealot]

yummy food

[finite cedar]

Yup

[upbeat copper]

That's so cool...

[finite cedar]

Longhorn beetles get crazy with their antennae

[upbeat copper]

Fr

[finite cedar]

Most of them have antenna about the same size as their body or longer

[willow rapids]

I feel nothing

[finite cedar]

Clover and i saw 2 tiger beetles the other day and one of them had a mutation that made it black instead of green/purple

They were both the same species

[ruby zealot]

was it badass?

[finite cedar]

Yea

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[finite cedar]

Talkin about antennae got me started on rambling lol

[finite cedar]

Tiger beetles run so fast their brains cannot process information fast enough while they are moving so they use their antennas to feel obstacles before they run into them

[upbeat copper]

Woahhh

If you like pena coladas

[finite cedar]

They will also pause mid sprit and look around and then start running again after they have gotten to see where they are

[upbeat copper]

And getting caught in the rain

[upbeat copper]

So silly..

[finite cedar]

This also makes them kinda good at hunting at nighttime

[drifting matrix]

If your not into yoga

[upbeat copper]

And if you have half a brain..

[drifting matrix]

If you like making love at midnight

[finite cedar]

They also do this thing where they stand up tall to look around lol

[upbeat copper]

I forgot those were the lyrics whoops

Mb

[drifting matrix]

😭

[upbeat copper]

Awwww

[upbeat copper]

Opinion on jumping spiders

[finite cedar]

I like em quite a bit

[upbeat copper]

THEY'RE SO SILLY AND TINY AND ADORABLE

[finite cedar]

#photos-and-videos

[narrow atlas]

People sleep on the other arachnids so much

Need more scorpion love out there

[finite cedar]

I like windscorpions and hooded tick spiders

They arent spiders lol

[narrow atlas]

I like all arachnids besides ticks

Not fond of parasites

[finite cedar]

I like ticks but they make my skin crawl sometimes

[willow rapids]

Im green

[languid grove]

I’m back from therapy

[upbeat copper]

HIII 🫂

I has new pfp again

[narrow atlas]

Makes sense cause that’s where they wanna crawl

[languid grove]

Hallo

[languid grove]

What do you want Honbuttocks

[finite cedar]

Thing is i don’t mind if its like already attached to me. I just dont like them walking or doing the “i want a hug” thing

[languid grove]

Ticks aren’t good for you

Surprising I know

[thin prairie]

Explode you

[languid grove]

I just came back from therapy give me a break

[finite cedar]

Regardless of that I don’t dislike them

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[finite cedar]

They’re just an animal really

Polar bears aren’t good for you either but people like those

[languid grove]

You can like them just don’t let them stay attached to you

[lapis bridge]

Good morning Chat

How we feelin today

[finite cedar]

I don’t think its my place to disturb an animal just doing whats in its nature. I don’t have the heart to disrupt them

[upbeat copper]

Oughhh so cold is make my tummy hurt

[languid grove]

It’s in your nature to protect yourself from harm though

[finite cedar]

Like i don’t care if other people kill the ticks on them but i refuse to harm anything

[upbeat copper]

I leave so I can go bundle up in all of my blankets and cry because it's too cold

[lapis bridge]

Oughh is the sound I imagine when I think of a twhomp ngl xD

It's like EERGH OUGHH

[finite cedar]

Its also in my nature to protect everything else

[languid grove]

They transmit diseases Bub

You’re putting yourself in harms way, I’m not saying you should kill them, just don’t let them attach themselves to you and remove them for your own sake

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[finite cedar]

Oh yeah im not letting them on me and i am preventing them from being on me lol. Im just not harming anything that i end up hosting

[languid grove]

You should be removing them though

[finite cedar]

Thankfully i havent had to as none have bitten me because i prevent it.

[languid grove]

I’m just saying that if any do bite you, remove it

[finite cedar]

I just don’t want to hurt something because i was careless to not protect myself better

[chrome kiln]

Hello. I bring darkness

[finite cedar]

If i get ticks im just finding a bird that will eat them

Or like an opossum or chimp

I know those guys eat ticks

It would actually be kinda fun to hang out with a chimp and do the cleaning thing they do

[chrome kiln]

Would anyone here perhaps like darkness or no?

[finite cedar]

I’ll pass

[chrome kiln]

Ok. On to the next server I go

[lapis bridge]

In fact, double it and give it to the next person

[vast ledge]

I would like some darkness

[vast ledge]

Dog got motion

[indigo hull]

the Phasmophobia community is in fucking anarchy

[tough quiver]

Why

[vast ledge]

What could possibly be going down in the phasmophobia community

[plush jay]

apple

[indigo hull]

TL:DR they pushed a very bad update

like somehow made the game look even more Early Access than it has been the last six years

[tough quiver]

Wow, thats crazy

[vast ledge]

Oh aight bro 😭

How

How you make an update that’s a downgrade

[indigo hull]

the popular rumor is they rushed it to meet a deadline

[tough quiver]

By making it a downdate

[indigo hull]

when it was something (new character models, animations, etc.) that SHOULD NOT have been rushed

[tough quiver]

Hate when that happens

[indigo hull]

hell its things they have promised us for two years now

[tough quiver]

Thats insane, I never would have expected this from them

[ornate kernel]

Phasmophobia got the Hello neighbor treatment? 😭

[vast ledge]

Faaawk 😭

[indigo hull]

they've been hiding behind the Early Access tag for six years now

honestly it was probably coming from a mile away

[ornate kernel]

Phasmophobia went from early access to earlier access.

[vast ledge]

Regressed to fetus

[indigo hull]

oh yeah the deadline? a fucking Alan Wake crossover

thats not due until the 12th

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[indigo hull]

[dreamy knoll]

enjoy

[raw zinc]

fire

[uncut depot]

guys ylyl eye tracker 14 has 67k likes

[obtuse marten]

Chocolate Jackalope by Dance Gavin Dance would be such a fire song to make an AMV to if the lyrics weren't so hilariously unserious

[cosmic latch]

What up homies

[dreamy knoll]

you shouldn't bypass the blacklisted words

[upbeat copper]

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO DAMN COLD JN THIS HOUSE

FAHHH

[dreamy knoll]

mb

[daring halo]

wuh

[dreamy knoll]

you

[daring halo]

erm

[frozen laurel]

hello

[upbeat copper]

NUH UH

[sterile jacinth]

.

Well hello

[upbeat copper]

No my boyfriends are

[dreamy knoll]

hru illumi

[frozen laurel]

You

[frozen laurel]

tired, i'm gonna go to sleep in a min

[upbeat copper]

Henlo

[daring halo]

I'm unsure as to what would count as me being gay

[dreamy knoll]

fair go to sleep

[daring halo]

resting well is good

[sterile jacinth]

Hello everyone

[upbeat copper]

You are just naturally gay no matter what

[daring halo]

hello Honda civic

[frozen laurel]

Proud of you btw

[daring halo]

wow..

[upbeat copper]

For why

[sterile jacinth]

Hello my child

[upbeat copper]

[daring halo]

I can't believe a vehicle is my parent

[sterile jacinth]

I am not just a vehicle, I am the Honda

[daring halo]

.. never inherited your engines

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[frozen laurel]

This

[frozen laurel]

You

[upbeat copper]

O ic

[sterile jacinth]

You came out of my carburetor you know

[daring halo]

TwT

[upbeat copper]

What...?

[sterile jacinth]

My mistake How are you guys today

[narrow atlas]

Hello Illumi

[upbeat copper]

DIE DIE DIE DIE

[frozen laurel]

quick question, do you want a Bubonico Riven?

[narrow atlas]

Nah. I don’t care for rivens

[narrow atlas]

What?

[prime canopy]

Can hackers just hack billionaires instead of hospitals and schools

[narrow atlas]

They’d probably get a kill team sent after them

[ripe burrow]

hello chat

[upbeat copper]

[prime canopy]

They can’t get you if you’re constantly moving

[frozen laurel]

fair enough

[narrow atlas]

Debatable

[indigo hull]

if V for Vendetta taught me anything is that you don't fuck with a guy in a Guy Fawkes mask

[pulsar sonnet]

Hi and good morning

[prime canopy]

Can we get a guy like that to blow up the data centers

[indigo hull]

I wish

[pulsar sonnet]

Wow

[mental river]

horsepital

sm1 hop on horsepital with me

[daring halo]

I heard that canvas is being hacked

internet pls oh my god it sent after 9 minutes

[ripe burrow]

what happened

[upbeat charm]

[gritty temple]

Horsepital

[ripe burrow]

ah

[mental river]

hose..

Powering liquid water with nitrogen

[ripe burrow]

I went to hospital in February

[mental river]

fe3

[prime canopy]

These hackers were too much of cowards to hack Claude

[mental river]

how do u even hack a canvas its not even digital

[upbeat charm]

clover is going to the hospital today, this is strangely unusual timing

[mental river]

hmm

[upbeat copper]

I've recently come to realize that my english vocabulary is very limited

[mental river]

i hope clover feels better after going to horsepital.

And firstly no its not a hopsital for horses

Its a hospital run by horses

[upbeat charm]

clover is going to volunteer

[mental river]

clover is volunteering for what

[vast ledge]

Riding to the horsepital on my horse

[upbeat charm]

horsepital

[indigo hull]

petition to rename garages to car hospitals

[mental river]

Are u armin yeager

[upbeat charm]

carpitals

[mental river]

mechanics to car doctors

[gritty temple]

They ain’t lying I just saw on the news that school websites rlly are being hacked

[mental river]

thats a hospital for carpets.

[vast ledge]

They married?!

[mental river]

Its capital for car hospital.

[indigo hull]

i've seen a few headlines about it

[mental river]

who

[daring halo]

hehe

[gritty temple]

I hate this planet let’s go to Jupiter yall

[indigo hull]

strange things are afoot at the Circle K

[vast ledge]

Nothing it was a joke 😭 it’s Eren Jeager not Armin Arlert

[daring halo]

Armin Yeager I'm crine

[vast ledge]

Average Arizona experience

[mental river]

who the flip is eren jeager

[vast ledge]

Fr lmao

[daring halo]

they married ❤️

[upbeat charm]

Circle K is never normal

[vast ledge]

AOT good ending

[daring halo]

the ceremony on season 4 was beautiful

[indigo hull]

can't confirm i've never stepped foot in Arizona

[mental river]

i only know of jaeger from Pacific thing

[upbeat copper]

What the fuck is a circle k

[vast ledge]

They end the show with it ❤️ everyone is happy

[mental river]

A circle around the letter K

[indigo hull]

an American Gas Station chain

[mental river]

[upbeat charm]

North American convenience store

[upbeat copper]

I c

[upbeat charm]

it’s in canada too

[indigo hull]

also a good Bill and Ted reference

[daring halo]

And the marleyans brought world peace ♥️

[vast ledge]

Down with Marley

[upbeat copper]

Bob Marley

[vast ledge]

I’m gonna step on them

[mental river]

Mm.... Gouda cheese..#

[vast ledge]

That’s the gouda stuff

[indigo hull]

sharp cheddar always cuts my tongue

[mental river]

how does cheese cut u

[indigo hull]

its Sharp cheddar

[vast ledge]

You don’t get cut by cheese, you cut the cheese

[upbeat copper]

Bros tongue tissue is less dense than fucking cheese 💔

[mental river]

why the frolick are we making food sharp

maybe just burn the cheese

[unreal kiln]

Fully just left the classroom

[mental river]

and the french people

[unreal kiln]

W fast I'm outta that bitch

[mental river]

we shouldnt insult our classrooms... all they do is feed us knowledge 🧘

[indigo hull]

No France = No Pasteurization

aka no safe milk products

[mental river]

no france = no french people

[vast ledge]

Back in my day we didn’t learn shit because class was constantly interrupted by tomfoolery

[mental river]

we want THIS.

[upbeat charm]

Canada:

[indigo hull]

who is oui?

we speaking French now?

[vast ledge]

I’m not involved in this

[mental river]

Im going to genuinely make you choke on your smile

[ripe burrow]

nein

[vast ledge]

Non

[mental river]

dont trigger it.

[mental river]

[ripe burrow]

I'm learning duolingo and I'm about to have a German passport in 2 years

[sonic ether]

And then the editor-

[mental river]

i now dissapear into the void.

and then editor made me dissapear

[ripe burrow]

👋

[sonic ether]

Boomba

[ripe burrow]

holy shit

i just found out that there's a squidward statue underwater in Greece

[upbeat copper]

Greece... Not Greek

[ripe burrow]

sorry

[indigo hull]

trolling archaeologists who examine the ruins of this civilization

gonna make them think we viewed Squidward akin to figures like Augustus or Aurelian

[ripe burrow]

I wonder who would find it

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[ripe burrow]

✌️

[narrow atlas]

[severe trout]

[jade sail]

Yayyyy dino fren hug

[twin lake]

[ruby zealot]

[ornate kernel]

I have Yakuza 2 😄

[woven narwhal]

Wsg yall

[tired temple]

It is amazing Sir David Attenborough is 100 and only looks like, 80

[indigo hull]

probably the sacrifices

[finite cedar]

[narrow atlas]

[daring halo]

bleh

[narrow atlas]

I’m done with highschool now

[compact sky]

ough

[daring halo]

ourhh

[prime canopy]

You know, one of my favorite activities of all time, is decorating Christmas trees, there absolutely MUST be a game out there where you do just that, but the physics engines are peak, there’s incremental elements and there’s optional little rules to make it challenging , like, don’t let the same colors touch or don’t have symmetry

[prime canopy]

That’s so peak!!

[daring halo]

woa that's quite the specific but cool conceot

that feels like a thing you'd find from like 13 years ago

[coral token]

Boo

[prime canopy]

I mean, we have so many peak simulator games these days