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is it with bbno$?
What's a No-Ah
night.
No, but its with Bryce
My name I used in kahoot
NOSTALGIAAA
Ive never played 99 math but Ive suffered through Blooket
oh okay, i can remember that jimmy also made a song with bbno$, or was it with someone else, ik that he was at a ylyl once
Oh
How recent was this?
well i know that bbno$ also made a song with a german youtuber once (julienbam)
and schlatt
Qwrttyiiopsssfhhjklzxcvbnm.
Schlatticus Finch
Fih
Feeh Fih Foh Fuh
imagine if jimmy here makes a ylyl with tom holland
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what
you never will get that much money
hooray!
I tested positive for that but it had an 'e' in it
I threw a chair at my friend at school
maypirl

I threw a chair and maybe some hands as well as rocks and utensils at school

Yep, and I'm homeschooled bc of how morbid my humor gets
Remove the m
Then it becomes a drink
Holy shit I looked at how many discussion board posts I gotta do for this class I’m so cooked there’s so many
Ejeuehe8ehr
I have so many tabs open with all of em in it
Hi, dro!
😱
I haven’t heard that hello in years… also hi
Chat we fw the Candyman Pfp?
yes
Eating like a king of Burgers
Yuh
BURGRER KING-
Homer drops his donut
candyman? like the hit cult classic horror movie?
What is goodie
Don’t say his name in the mirror please
Ngl that was my first thought too
I'm doing rn
Nah
From hit game Lethal League
Is there gonna be another ylyl today?
I'll stay on discord
Fake
"HAVE A JAWBREAKER" 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
I’m so cooked with homework I’m quite frankly a bit overwhelmed with how much I gotta do in this one class in particular

You can do it!
We believe in you!
My work-from-home is making songs
Bleb
"Have some candy!"
-King candy 2012
I just bleb up
I thought wreck it Ralph came out in 2015
Dude wreck it Ralph was peak
The sequel was good I will say
@lusty gorge fr
Nah it released in the U.S. November 2, 2012
stream? no.
Aww
Sleb
he doesn't stream on thursday
Jesus Christ
At least the sequel didn't come out 21 years later like good burger
Fr tho
Good burger 1 was peak
Good burger 2 tho...
Fr! I loved the movie
Yeah that was honestly kinda Doodoo
Can I get a please burger cheese
I haven't seen the second movie
It’s bad
I’m so lucky my professor has a policy that I can turn any assignment in for FULL CREDIT up until tomorrow night, id be so fucked if that wasn’t a thing
I gotta go byes
Bye
.
See ya when we get notified!

see ya
lowk just did a top 10 school run of all time
brought all my grades from bs to as in the matter of six hours
My tummy started hurting so I didn't go to karaoke 
OH NAUR
Yes it is awful news
Drink water and rest
A tragedy even
Oh no it was nervous tummy not sick tummy
How everyone
I feel
Feeling a bit odd, had a altercation that I dont know if was/is a scammer trying to be evilsburger
I have one more mii to make then all my current ocs are island residents. I could dig up old ocs or make new ones if I wanna add more to the island tho
I finished all of my school for the year so now I get to fool around
I did enough schoolwork for now to get a tomodachi break
I still have a research paper to do
My eyes are stained blue and pink
Me when cotton candy
My eyeshadow seeped into my pores around my eyebrows so it’s just blue there now
And on one spot on my eyelid for some reason
:p
As long as it’s not like… blue or pink
/ref
Incredible reference
i accidentally bleached my hand white once
are you putting cotton candy in your eyes
your eyes are breathing
your hands are hearing
no they aren't
Hello
That reminds me of one guy whose skin turned blue, so he went to the hospital for it, and it turns out it was dye off of a blanket if I remember correctly.
Absolutely crazy
Im sure, some of yall are aware that im in an owl phase.
...
Noooooooooo?
And I managed to find a movie… about owls.

i dont mean to alarm any of you, but there may be an owl amongst the chat
hoo
Who?
thats the thing I don't-
🔵🩷
-# ...
I really want to watch this owl movie, and, I’ve heard that its cinematography is super great, ahead of its time, but everything else is meh, sounds like something I’d watch. 
What movie is it
🦉
Hey, Thales owl! How many licks does it take to get to the center of Jimmycord?
266,357
Thanks for the info!
Legends of the guardians, the owls of ga’hoole or something like that.
Love that Thales just has that knowledge, meaning that he actually licked the server over 200,000 times
Legends of the Guardians? Like Jack Frost?
Nope.
Legends of the guardians: the owls of ga’hoole, is the movies name.
@buoyant agate I'm dyslexic and misread your name as unfair airlines
My apologies
I suppose it could
And don’t worry, I’ve been called a lot of nicknames of my username, I have a mental list of every variation of such.
Now I'm curious
From what I’ve remember, the word that gets changed a lot is the first part of my username.
it can be quite the tongue twister
True

so i haven't been a fan of jimmy for that long but what happened to jimmy's long hair like i started from his old videos and now i'm watching a new one, where'd his long hair go?
Its like the joker
He had a video where of he laughs he cuts his hair
r.i.p
noted mayonaisse is not an instrument
it's a weapon-
death to pigs
unlimited games but no bacon or unlimited bacon but no bacon
mmm bacon heart
Daaam daniel
Da Neil
i let myself fart
under the fart, im fart
promise, let it fart
feeling fart

q (but why)
No access to meme submissions?
Bleb
I see
man is too ignorant to properly shit into a toilet
Toilet into a shit
how come we have
what
how do i get permission to post in memes?
#roles image perms
Nerd
Sup
"this is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny" 🗣️🗣️
sigh.
i can't believe this you fucking idiot, you left my Rickenbacker 4001 to starve in darkness forever
🥓🍳🧀
DEATH TO PIGS
Gng shut the fuck up
who are you
ace
who?
Definitely
remember? the guy who got reaction perms taken away within a week of being in the cat?
Hello chat
you gotta be more specific
What’s your profile pic
that also happens a lot
damn
Its always your fault when it happens
I AM green
me
needoh pfp border alert
What was it based off of other than you
this was me
fym "based off of"? a friend drew it
memories 🥹
you sound annoying
who is Several people and why are they typing
I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM
funny, canvas, that education platform, got hacked. so I'm stuck being unable to submit stuff
most of chat is annoying right now
me?
yes you
Invasion of the Pink Roles

bro's speaking more facts than facts speak on facts
no not you, you silly bug
mwahahaha.
Oh I didn’t know the context a am sorry for my actions will you forgive me
Lmfao what

lack of parental love mf
he also doesn't know you're gay and i'm a woman, apparently
hey we're discord mods, we're surely super fat and use fedoras
Will you forgive me
and we're single and have no jobs right
Thanks for telling me, I'm gonna work to get those points! Also I'm new here so how do i get points 😅
i'm so skinny a giant could pick his teeth with me 
yass queeeen
diva
yeah my wife doesn't exist, i'm gonna have to break the news to her
MAGIC HAPPENED...
one blow of the wind and you disappear
Dude I submitted a vid and it approved let’s gooo
Thanos Snapped
unapproves your video
Gng what
NOO
after 15 fucking years
Uncomputes your r
Every message gets you dd, so most you can do is just talk to get them, submitting to the ylyl ( #ylyl-rules❗ ) gets you dd as well if it's submitted
konami has announced a new castlevania game
Fr?
where did all this weirdos come from ffs 
yeah!
Wicked
it got announced 2 months ago
i put in a 1-second-long song in the ylyl
ty for the info
shitterball
NPC behavior
So, the food bank gave us toothpaste yesterday, but the box says it’s for professional use only by dentists 💀 am I allowed to use this ???
bro did not lie
How did they even get their hands on this ?
what does bro even do?
Don’t question it just roll with it
SEVERAL PEOPLE STOP TYPING RIGHT NOW. THIS MAKES ME SUPERDUPER MAD AND MAKES ME TURN INTO ALFA WOF GR
cope
Wait what kind of toothpaste even is it if only a Profesional dentist can use it lol
that probably means it was taken straight from production that was going towards dentists offices
ok
and yes you can lmao
The toothpaste 10/10 dentists recommend
your teeth falls out if your not the right clearance level
I can certainly confirm no you won’t become a mod here lmao
if you keep the bit, you will almost become funny
Stupid
How’s chat
that's one ban, who is next

Pls no
you
Oh boy public executions
I’ve been here too long
Bro really just said “ how’s chat”
!sudo ban
NAAAURRR
How many of yalls schools use canvas
you are THE suka blyat !!! ❤️❤️❤️ we very like u !🙂🙂🙂👍👍👍
yeah and it feels good typing your ban
almost as good as i made your mom feel last night
Damn is chat just chaos rn? I regret showing up
Bro really just said “and?”
Canvas the tool or canvas the app
The app/website
Legendary
What is happening
your mom
mine, but right now it's undergoing maintenance
Mine did :3
Another one bites the dust
No they got hacked
everyone's mom, i'm on a roll
Idk why they bite dust that’s mean but
Ransomware apparently
i am taking everyone's dad
Smoodge, hydro 
thats not good
You don’t want mine, can say that much
imagine being able to hack idk the government and you hack canvas
Yeah 0_o

Cope
How do I leave this basement
Open the door
My phone is dead ahh locked on discord
Bro really just said “ cope”
get on the floor
Oh dear, not my beloved free image/video/presentation/document editor
Why is there beef broiling between AM and arbiter
kindly stop being an arse
Arse?
can temu stop sending me fucking emails i already uninstalled it
Because he has no mouth and he must scream or some bullshit
Im gonna make PAnCaKes
i think the "funny" people are gonna start eating each other
hello, sir. i am perhaps quite offended by this darnd comment, please apologize sometime soon for this dastardly, juvenile message
your dad
Yeah. Cope
No... Wrong canvas
GASP@coral token
Derrike Cope?
AM such a little pansy
Diet cope
No one was talking to you gng
the most interesting spelling of Derrick i've ever seen for sure
It’s been sending me emails too, had them blocked and they make new ones, i honestly just stop looking at my emails at this point.
sadly i can't stop looking at mine, i get my taxes and services there
Oh they never stop unless you delete all traces that you have ever interacted, you gotta delete cookies on the website, delete your account , block their asses if it doesn’t work , make a whole ass new email cause screw that
The best part is, never installed temu, or used it, maybe one of my family members put my email in or something, but I never once used it.
Im bouta eat bagel bites
Good bye I found the exit to the discord
Blocking doesn’t work, they just make a new email.
I have never used temu either, but their mobile ads take you to their website and they think you’ve interacted with it


i hate it when
"Y2K Uniform"
"Temu"
Now isn’t that a neat little thing that Mr internet never thought about
Did Wish.com ever do this shit?
No
And sadly, I can’t exactly make a new email, cause my device is running on it, so, im stuck getting temu emails for the rest of my life.
Damn
Have ads also been forcing you to Google play cuz it has for me
Wtf happened between that time
the temu torture

Ads have been SUPER PREDATORY, like faking “ your iCloud storage is full “ type shit
Like I can tap the x on the top left and to the right is a Google play button that doesn't dissapear until I click on it, and then I can go back and close the ad
I was suspicious of temu like day 1, cause, the way that they promote their product, is just very questionable, “get your family and friends to download Temu to lower this price until it’s free” and then it goes on and on forever.
i have email notifs off on my phone cause i never actually use that shit, but temu fucking CROWDS my google shopping search results when i search up for baggy jeans
and that is the most annoying shit ever man
Doesn’t take too much reading comprehension to realize that’s a very stupid business model
Oh yeah the ones that are like "YOUR DVIXE IN INFECTED WITH 558274 VIRUSES INSTALL THIS APP WITHIN 50 SECONDS TO SAVE IT!!!"


I tried my best
o/ hi chat
Some ads i get bring me straight to their website if I miss the close button by one atom, not sure if they track me cause it’s all just car dealerships and some care products that I would never use.
Ejejejdbdhe7sheudddhehdhejwisjei
Do you have a can of cleanx I could inhale
I haven’t seen any ads that have fake close things though.
Some ads actually make it so the first press onto the x will never work
No sry
uhm sure?
I feel like that’s been around forever tho
Can you give it to me ?
literally the ONE thing youtube should moderate is mobile ads and they moderate some other bullshit which makes yt SO much harder to use, like copyright stuff and allat



Nuh uh
Yeah alot of the temu ones I get dk the same, I actually think some of those are hard coded to bring you to the site no matter what
Nuh uh I’m tweaking
hi tweaking
They don't moderate ads at all it seems I have gotten some really weird ads before
DEATH TO BACON STORERS
It don’t talk to me
actually heres a weird ass story i just remembered
Oh you can’t say fuck in a video DEMONITIZED
Oh but the adds can show all that gross stuff it’s fine they’re paying us
Story!
tweak twerking tweakerson
clover steals youtube premium from it's brother
no ads here
Story time!
I just ignore it
wait fuck didnt post
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
i was just playing Block Blast for shits and giggles and then out of complete nowhere i got an ad for foot lotion
it was the most traumatizing shit i have ever seen
My mom almost exclusively gets mobile game ads on youtube and its pretty funny, not those weird ones but just like, block puzzle, match 3, organize these things, solitare, almost the same exact 5 ads
Very rare chance you will see any other ad
Temu seems to think that people really want toolkits and suitcases by the dozens
Wow. Whats your high score tho?
you don't?
Would you actually use these if they came from temu? Shit’s gonna be plastic
I just close blockblast and open it again to avoid the ads
Ain’t YouTube experimenting with 90 second unskippable ads? I swear they were.
i showed it to my friends and they thought it was literally THE triple X, but it was just a stupid ad for some bullshit 😭
(dw they knew it was an ad eventually)
Istg if this is real imma riot
stylometric121 responds danm you respond
Metaphorically
well.... not really...
My youtube has been completely fine I never got those
They said it was a mistake, but… everything says otherwise.
I was joking man
do you know what a joke is
stylometric121
ok???
Some people seem to be getting these weird glitches and everyone starts freaking out about oh no youtube is doing this thing we don't like, meanwhile here I am doing just fine with youtube
He’s too into the AM character 😭
ye
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
clover does
joke: hi
🤣
also i got an ad on yt
i will explicitly-ish rephrase it
"do u want to watch (bleep !!!) for some reason"
Gn everyone
gurt
i have no mouth and i must larp

🤯 🤣
isn't it personality
It's part of why I kinda don't like deep humor, sometimes he spreads around these rumors that are just completely untrue
i completely forgot what it even was but it was something like that
and HOLY SHIT i was fucking laughing
Yo
On the contrary my friend
🪐
The Larpification
Larp Taco
You
larp sandwich
what the larp
You
nah thats you
Nuh uh
nuh thats you
buy your larp larp cream everyone
Nuh uh
I wouldn’t be surprised if the 90 second unskippable ads were true though, cause, I think YouTube makes most of their money through ads, so…
hu hun
Gn
gn am
Atilla the Hun?
idk
if atilla is your hun, i question your taste
Bleda was his Art Garfunkel
hey guys did you know that ငါ နေ့တိုင်း ရေချိုးခန်းထဲမှာ ဆီးသွားလေ့ရှိတယ်
No I didn't thanks for enlightening me
istg if someone says like "GRR ENGLISH ONLY"
like grr english only
I actually didn't know
thanks for that info
ok needoh pfp banner
"Grrrrr, English."
you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means
ok cool
Isn’t it one of those squishy cube things
Yeah
4ueu3he
if you keep sending keysmash messages i'm gonna have to start warning you for spam
I just got a win!!
needoh ice cube
Smuj
I’ve gotten my friend on the path to stop saying a slur!!
hey kids? do you sniff coke? cool! keep doing it, juvenile human beings
lace
DEATH TO BOARD GAMES
Spunjbop
Goin to see Michael in a few days.
aw hell nah spunch bob took 40 benadryls
And it’s mine mother’s birthday tomorrow! Wish her a happy old
Foreign kid, he didn’t know😭
dis next wun is a brand nu snog
is cald sonik tittian !
not sure who michael is, but happy birfday moff mom
The Michael Jackson movie
ohhh
Hee hee 🕺
who's playing him in that? from the previews that actor seems like he's nailing the role
Jermaine’s son I think
calling jimmy bower at 3am challenge (SHOCKING) (HE DISCOMFORTED MY SOUTHERN)
Good call
Wha
What
there's a smudge on my window
By Jermaine I assume you mean Jermaine Jackson
shuyobihahuh
michael's nephew (no clue if that's correct)
Yes, it’s Jermaine’s son that’s playing Michael
that's neat
Hence a good call in casting Michael’s nephew in the role
It’s so over
goodness gracious i am about to billy bingbong
Just found out that the physics test has stuff that we didn’t go over

My teacher is a cool guy but not that good as a teacher
crime punishable with 3 years in skibidi ohio brubbie island
its joever
Wtf is Brubbie Island
tung tung sagopeepeefuck HEHE ITATITIELIENAN BINRIT

Sagopeepeefuck
3 tungs vro
oopsy sorie
i joke
the whuh
whuh whuh whuh sahur
Why is it that YouTube always has this green bar at the right of the videos but only when my resolution is low
Green bar? I've never seen that
just you
THE PEEPEE IS GUILTY
THE CRIME IS PEEPEE
THE SENTENCE IS PEEPEE
PEEPEE DESCENDS
Almost like my TV is broken , but no, if I open the comments, the green bar moves
gg
🤨
Yes this is tv YouTube
I’m going to sleep before this starts giving me nightmares
Oh it's a tv thing, I have no idea
i have
NO IDEA
what YOU
are TALKING ABOUT
i think its over for your tv
youtube is getting worse and worse
idk vro uninstall reinstall
oopsy text wall
anyways
fart
check the music place for my favorite song title ever made
E9rurifhe
ok but i got a good one too
They nuked canvas ohhh god
Canvas indeed got hacked
this shit making me glad I don't have finals for a few weeks still
I'm finished with all of my ap tests except for Computer Science and Calculus which are both gonna be free anyways
But yeah they're nuking the server
The hackers are saying they'll destroy canvas if their demands aren't met by May 12th
Good lord what are their demands? All this is new to me
Did you know that the
From what I've read they haven't been made public
wait, CANVAS?
But they are known to the canvas execs
yeah
Yep the company pretty much every school is run on
Students jumping for joy rn
i thought that was a custom application for our school district i didnt know it was worldwide
Not really because they have the ability to destroy manuscripts rn and some districts only have the digital manuscripts
more like crashing out depending on what your grades are / how close to the end of the school year you are
didn't know that
If only schools implemented back up systems
Do you guys ever just crash out for no reason?
unfortunately they don't
theres a lot to canvas
For no reason? No not that I remember
Wait? What we talking about school?
you can even set up these things called eportfolios but they're private by default and for others to access them, they need the direct url so they're really not public
My district is good but a neighboring county doesn't have backups on paper
Canvas got hacked, alot of schools use it supposedly
Good thing I don’t use canvas
My school used fucking Google Classroom
I don't really give a shit even though my school uses canvas because I have good grades and this just means I'll have more time to read or play cookie clicker in class
Actually, my school uses Schoology and PowerSchool
we use powerschool as well
I haven't been been to a single class in like 3 days
why did i send that meme in memes
I'm questioning that too
What are your grades?
its so random
I've actually just been doing straight slop at school for a while I just fuck around and then take my AP and then go to work
I'm still in hs so I gotta show up 💔
I have A’s and one B
No I'm also in HS
oh
how whimsical
I just live in Florida where you could do pretty much anything at school and they don't gaf
yeah i can't really do that here even if i wish I could
my grades would be fine my parents just won't let me
A lot of my classes even say that theyre just marking everyone present for the final three weeks and to go where you need to
So I've been chilling with the dudes who drive the tractors
man I fucken wish
What are your grades
at least I get to leave school before lunch next year
I have As why
Just curious
lowest is an 84 and highest is 92
I cannot fail any classes at this point if I just take the final
My school changed the grading system. No longer do we have A minus or plus, we just have A
Istg I hate my calc teacher all he does is ragebait me but his class might be the easiest thing ever
I think I have an 122 in his class
Calculus?
how the fuck you getting an A++
Yeah
He’s special apparently
He gives you five points of extra credit for every time you help someone at tutoring
BTW Calc is short for calculator for those who are new
So I just do tutoring and get like 40 extra credit points
oh fuck that shit that's too much effort
Never heard of getting extra credit from tutoring. Huh
And then it doesn't matter what you get on the tests cuz you can just go to tutoring and help out for a little and boom
I'll show up, do my work, and that's absolutely it
I only have one B, and it’s in Geometry.
It never takes more than like 30 mins and tutoring happens during class time the day before a test and then the day after
geometry is easy mode but if you struggle with it Algebra 2 might be pretty easy for you
Only reason why I have B is because some of the tests were difficult
So I have literally not taken a test, and just did tutoring two days in a row and got 100 extra credit points to replace it
again, i don't need all that and I hate the fuckers at my school
Did not like geometry one bit
I thought it was easy
All I remember is Pythagorean Therom
Lots of people at my school are super chill
I've never encountered anyone who I super hate except for like the dude who used to call me ball bruiser for some reason
What is one of the craziest school stories you have?
Walked into the boys bathroom and there was "GOD IS DEAD" written on the wall in shit
90% of the kids at my school are dumber than a box of bolts rusted to dust mixed with an ashtray
Like actually?
Yes
That's the thing I don't particularly hate dumb people
Funny. Must’ve been hell for the janitor to clean
Craziest thing I remember is some kid did weed in the bathroom and so after they they held an anti drug thing throughout the school, we never found out who did it
Oh yeah Jimmy was not happy
Found Out You Can Watch Movies For Free Using IMDB
sub that for vaping or smoking in literally every bathroom and that's what happens at my school
I don't either but they're the insufferable kind of dumb
I never seen one person vape
Or smoking really as far as I know wveryone was sober
I saw a dude vape literally today in the middle of lunch
My crazy story is that we were having a debate in English over some short story, and when everyone was arguing, some kid threw his sock to ease tensions I think
some girl started having a seizure in the middle of my health class as we were talking about cpr in my sophomore year
that probably takes the cake for me
The crazy thing is that school is so chill here that lots of people don't even care to smoke because it doesn't even feel like they're evading authority
Some kid at my school had a seizure in weights. He okay, but that is scary sometimes
Like yes some people do it but its very rare to walk into a bathroom and see someone smoking
Usually they'll just hit it in the courtyard if they really want it
I go to public school and we have police present in the building at all times by default
I also go to public school man
We also have resource officers
oh it's for sure scary I just found it a bit ironic and a crazy coincidence
then why the fuck does my school not know how to chill out man I don't want to deal with this 😭
In health class talking about CPR. It has to be a coincidence
it was
The thing is that we are still an A+ school so like
I don't exactly remember what we were doing, but something happened and it cause like the whole schools power to go out
It's not like we aren't being taught
I had to dissect a frog today in Biology class
I've realized it might be partly due to the riots we had a few years back that the school administration handled really poorly
First worms, then Crayfish, and lastly frogs
I only ever did a frog and a sheep eye
I never dissected a frog, at my school they allowed students to do that optionally
How do you dissect a sheep eye?
I loved that school man, some unnecessary drama happened here and there but I loved it
sounds fun
It was
Now I'm pretty much a high school drop out lol
I wish my Highschool experience hasn't been a complete shitshow and I could've had fun
what for?
It's complicated, we had to move and never found a good school, also because I didn't want to be 19 and still be in school
that's very understandable
just make sure you grab a GED or something as soon as you can
Yeah I got lucky enough to go to an absolutely fire school
And one of my teachers was on Fear Factor
Yeah I'm trying to do that , still didn't get any response
💔
that's cool as fuck
alright gang it's late as hell for me so I'm gonna head out
see ya

did they win?
He made it to the climax
And hoooooly shit his speech when he got voted off was fire
oh the new fear factor that's like big brother
not the old one with joe rogan that was just stunts
Do you remember the specific episode?
He correctly predicted the entire course of the show after the point and told them that if they voted him off, it would result in the one that was kind of the "main villain" winning
No it's fear factor house of fear
He's in every episode of it cuz it's like a competition show
johnny knoxville is the host of the new one
Oh
Is that the guy who is like the sole employee of MTV
idk
he was one of the guys from Jackass
Oh no that's Rob Dyrdek I'm geeked
Bro all these people sound and look the exact same
It's all clones aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Everyone involved with jackass is a clone of each other
The lizard people!!!
i don't think rob dyrdek and johnny knoxville are anything alike 
My dumb ass just randomly thought of the game for like no reason and made me lose it
Do I just have insane face blindness johnny Knoxville and Rob Dyrdek are highkey twins
i just googled both of them and nope, not seeing it
faces look pretty different to me
One time I confused Joel McHale with the dude who played Dwight from the office
It was so stupid lol
ok that one's even more out there
Yeah exactly, there was an ad for like a comedy about an animal shelter im pretty sure and I was like Huh they got Dwight for this
I thought that Tony hawk and Steve o were swapped people for a while
John Krasinski and Randall Park are literally identical
why you gotta do my man tony hawk like that
Like I thought Steve o was the skateboarder and Tony hawk was the guy who ate the hot sauce
Like I thought they were the same actor
And like shot an RPG out of a shopping cart to jump over seven busses or whatever the hell happened in jackass forever
I also learned that The guy who plays truman and the mask is a different guy from the ghoul in fallout
Yestersay
JIM CARREY?
Oh yeah Jim Henson or wtv
And Walter groggins
i'm crashing out
Walter Goggins sorry

What the actual fuck how do you not know Jim Carrey
I know of him I just though his name was Walter Goggins
Cuz I assumed he was the ghoul in fallout
wait a sec, is this the guy from those annoying walmart ads
Walton Goggins my fault
Jim Carrey would not be good as the Ghoul imo. He’s too silly for that
Which annoying Walmart ads lol
He played Truman who is silly but serious I feel like he should've done more serious stuff
I have never seen a walmart ad in my life
Who's the old guy from longlegs
dude i just watched that movie
there's a guy talking in the ads that looks like this guy, at least imo. iirc one of them is a square dance and the other is the guy talking to a horse
Yeah I saw through the window
the ad slogan is "who knew" and there's this annoying little song
The Truman Show is genuinely an amazing movie
OH yes I know what you're taking about
on the second floor?
Top 2 favourite movies
of my apartment?
Yeah I dislike those ads too
Ladder bro cmon
yeah alr
I don't think anyone likes any ads
I also been getting these ads that repeatedly mispronounced "formaldehyde"
I’ve had a few ads that I like
The same toxic chemical used in taxidermy!!
my brother rants about ads sometimes
Tank museum ad
The only ads I get anymore are for tpusa and I have to turn on my VPN to get anything else
There was also a pretty cool Claude ad that used MF DOOM
It's really weird
Except it's a Claude ad
the liberty mutual ads are the worst ones i've ever seen
It was really well made. I might not like their product but I can appreciate their effort
Some of them are inoffensive but once every 3 ads I sometimes got the one with the baby
A lot of emphasis on Claude being used as a tool rather than a replacement
liberty mutual was ok for a bit until they fell of greatly
i especially dislike the newer ones with the dumb guy who says stupid shit like "biberty"
I've never seen an ad on YouTube that I liked but that's because YouTube fucking hates me and only advertises the worst possible things
The ads I started getting circa June 2025 were wild
Oh yes the one where they fell in love cuz of mutual liberty lol
The old Cartoon Network ads bring nostalgia
i think 90s and early 00s ads are actually kind of fun
I only get ads for power wash companies that don't exist, tpusa, random mayoral things and then these ai videos that are so terrible they look insanely creepy
Very rarely will I get a commercial that is actually funny
Jack in the box ads
And they're advertising a hair transplant company but the ads are ai and anime
OH THERE WAS THIS ONE AD I LIKED
It's so weird and it makes me so uncomfortable
CHEESE, THEY SOLD CHEESE
They made a really good looking tonkatsu sandwich that had cheese inside of the meat
Yk the one that airs around Halloween, the geiko ad, I like that one
geico ones are usually ok
I used to wear Geico glasses to school
After a long time of working and finding the time to finish prt 2...... ITS DONE
In elementary school, I was just a walking advertisement
Have you gotten the ads that were ai characters that say "would you like to watch movies for free on your phone? Let me guide you step by step"
interesting that you'd choose geico and not aflac, the insurance company that had a duck mascot
I just really liked that they were free😭
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Sometimes I would get ai freddy and other times i would get ai Mario advertising an app where I can watch free movies
OH
No it's like anime girls in a barn and then they walk up to the cow and the cow starts moving and morphing into a horse which the anime girl rides and then it says "if you want to watch the full anime, click on the link and then select hair transplant"
FINALLY 
And then it's literally just a fully AI generated website about hair transplants
i think the world is hopelessly broken
Literally the equivalent of hot aunts in your area
Except I don't know what it's trying to advertise
There's no scam really there's nothing to buy on the website
I think you might get a virus if you click that lol
I dug into it and it's literally just plain text
And the ads are so weird and creepy
That's the thing, I don't think its a virus because the company is legitimate
It's a real hair transplant company in Turkey and they are official afs
Would you rather
Fart every time you cough, or cough every time you fart?
I say this because I am sick
what is popping my dudes
But they're so strange and don't even redirect to information on like how to book an appointment
and/or ladies
Cough every time you fart
So the cough covers the fart
One time I got an ad with this ai couple advertising their jewlery store that they say are shutting down, so they are holding a sale for literally everything to be free, I have gotten scam ads on youtube
It wasn't in a video but as I was scrolling
YT shorts ads are…intersting
You either a fart smella or a smart fella and I think this guy is somehow both
A smart fart fella
Perhaps
I think I choose the first one
Them I am now free of my curse and pass it onto you

I've finished my curse IM FREEEEEEE
You know, there’s just too many games in which going first just means you win, there has to be ways to optimize these games to make them truly equal
The person who started last should get to do one extra play while the other isn’t looking (sibling rules my brother and I used when playing chess)
Peak
My cousins are coming over tommorow
Good luck
Ah ?
I'm looking forward

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Uuuh, yes I suppose it does smash
Wat are we talking about
Yummy plastic
" hey jimmy, hello jimmy.,"
" hey" says zack."
" hello zack.gg what bring you here?"
" WHAT?!"
Ok buddy please stop
Yeah no
sigh.
That’s called spam lol
but brace was about to come in with only his boxer like normal
And technically a form of roleplay too
True
mayi finish?
No
And considering the “plot” it’s def weird
This ain’t twitch chat and those are real people
bro name one normal stream.
Is this twitch? No we’re actually civilized here
Read the rules
And don’t call me bro, now stop I don’t have the sanity to deal with this
what are you, the no having fun police??
Ill deal with this
fine.
No we are following the rules of the server so please read #rules❗ and go from there
hello people of time
hello dia.
Dw I got a ping at the ready
did u seemy story?
@bleak warren
Ight
🫴 
KIRNY
meow
Enjoy kirby dia and have a great day
guys. i dont think my story is that big of a deal.
i’m more of a espurr fella 
the one where he eats and gets BIGGG and ROUND
i think that’s every kirby game
Uh you broke 2 set of rules in 1 go
IT WAS FOR THE MEME
this one in particular is multiplayer focused
i liked the one on the 3ds with the arena game mode
kirby battle royale or fighters deluxe
i have those on my 3ds
Doesnt matter the rules are the rules and no i dont want no part of that
forgot the name of it but it’s the one with hypernova’s debut
You guess wut
triple deluxe
THATS IT... im making a comic strip .
chicken ass?
i love triple deluxe
Please make it not here
i have like a 98% save file from when i was a young lass
🫴 🍪 🍪
no duh
i really want to find those copies again to play, but now i collect pokemon games for my ds/3ds
Wasuh
im so sad myrient got shut down
I’m back on the dingus dalla grind :P
Giving u a espur
Hell yeah
i need a 3ds with the pokemon bank to save some pokemon on a heart gold copy
because the save on that is so damn good
so i could actually play it
theres a limit on how long a 3ds recording can be
TEN MINUTES??
i thought it was shorter than that
I’m so glad I downloaded it before the eshop shut down
I only need ten minutes to get down my rally road >:)
I think it’s ten
I’ll check again tho
IM UPSET I DIDNT 
This reminds me of thing I need to work on over the summer
now i need to mod my 3ds
and idk how to do that
why do all the cool stuff get taken offline
I do so i can do it if u need me to either walk u through it or mod it
Well I technically have the 2ds but it’s legit the same system without the floppy flipper
Idk it dumb
Gud luck
that would be mega awesome sauce
Durability is what I need anyway
Thanks I’m gonna need it. Debating making a devlog series about it
Peak
Yeah im bored and like modding things (might see if i can get a capture card and practice putting that on a 3ds)
it would be pretty cool to get that on there, the only modding knowledge i know of slightly is the Wii
But yeah ill like to dm u something
Its kinda easy to mod but not like the wii
travis touchdown on my wii
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