general

[indigo hull]

yeah by like a few months too

[languid grove]

AAAAAA

[upbeat charm]

is there a 1:1 scale rika availible or is that everything....

[midnight vale]

Yeah I just never bothered to chat that much lmao

[ruby zealot]

thats it one of the cupcakes is gonna be rika

[upbeat copper]

🤏

[ruby zealot]

🧁

[real grail]

Coco from Witch Hat Atelier?

[coral token]

who is this diva

[languid grove]

I’ve never seen them around so they’re new to me

[grizzled sundial]

Yes 🥺

[storm whale]

nobody nose

[stoic moth]

what's it like being able to fit in places

[grizzled sundial]

[coral token]

oh i was referencing the thumbnail of jimmy's video lol

[upbeat copper]

Whom

[indigo hull]

Whermst

[coral token]

it's literally ''who is this diva''

[lethal sierra]

[grizzled sundial]

Witch Hat Atelier is so good and I can’t wait for witch hat Monday again

[languid grove]

Thales for once I wasn’t talking to you

[real grail]

I got the manga box set a year or so ago, and now there's an anime, which is exciting!

[upbeat copper]

Lies you were talking about me

[languid grove]

[drifting matrix]

who reaches the middle shelf

[indigo hull]

if we have sunglasses, then where are moonglasses?

[stoic moth]

hm. we have 435 unread pings in #announcements

[languid grove]

I can climb

[upbeat copper]

Motan.... Almost like... MOTAM

[lethal sierra]

What would their use be?

[latent harness]

pleebus

[coral token]

impossible, i just decided you are

[indigo hull]

thats what im trying to figure out

[lethal sierra]

Like to make night more visible or something?

[stoic moth]

who's this?!

[indigo imp]

that's my job I'm literally charizard height

[storm whale]

sunglasses can be moonglasses if you're brave enough to use them as such

[indigo hull]

actually yeah

[drifting matrix]

Night vision? Idk

[upbeat copper]

He is my favorite moff and his name is motam

[indigo hull]

petition to rename night vision to Moonglasses

[drifting matrix]

Vros 6’ 7”

[languid grove]

I DON’T WANNA TALK TO YOU WAAAA

[coral token]

you are doing it

[stoic moth]

fun fact! the name motam is derived from mothman

[woven nimbus]

i sign now

[coral token]

uwu

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

I know

[grizzled sundial]

Ooooo niceee yeah and the anime so far just amazes me after each episode! :’)

[indigo imp]

no charizard is actually five foot seven

[stoic moth]

get ensured

[indigo hull]

WAIT IM AS TALL AS CHARIZARD?

[drifting matrix]

Damn fr?

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

or does that mean Charizard is just short af

[stoic moth]

jumpscare what the fuck

hi moth from corru.observer

[storm whale]

you're only 5'7?

[upbeat copper]

Don't hurt me I so little

[drifting matrix]

Charizard be short af 😭

[languid grove]

There is no way you’re that tall

[gritty temple]

HDJDHDBDBD

[indigo imp]

yeah the zard is slightly shorter than the average man in the us

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

tbh im not even sure if i am

[woven nimbus]

wait me too wahooooo

[real grail]

Apparently one of my favorite musicians, Eve, made the opening or smthn

[upbeat copper]

I hunger

[indigo hull]

im somewhere around that height that's all i know

[drifting matrix]

The big zard 😭

[languid grove]

MEASURE YOURSELF

[gritty temple]

Dw Moth will not harm you

[storm whale]

damn you're short as fuck

[drifting matrix]

Or ig the medium size zard 😭✌️

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

Do historians not have a humble measuring tape

[upbeat copper]

They do history not math

[indigo hull]

no because the only measurements we learn is chronology

[ruby zealot]

no we dont

[stoic moth]

what if they have to figure out how long ago something was

[languid grove]

HELP

[ruby zealot]

we guess

[upbeat copper]

[drifting matrix]

Wait

[indigo hull]

sometimes measuring ship lengths, gun diameter, etc.

[languid grove]

Measure how long ago something was

[indigo imp]

im like 5 7 when my posture is bad 5 8 on a good day

[drifting matrix]

What are these examples 😭

[languid grove]

Yeah it was about 4 inches ago

[storm whale]

they place a ruler under their pillow and wait for the historian fairy to tell them

[indigo imp]

exactly charizard size

[languid grove]

[stoic moth]

yeah exactly

[upbeat copper]

That's when you call your mathematician friend

[ruby zealot]

im like 4th-3rd tallest in jim cord

[hasty ibex]

Do memes that are in the meme sever make it to ylyl

[indigo hull]

my good friend Werner Von Braun

[stoic moth]

how tall are you again

[upbeat copper]

Rika said this 12 cm ago

[storm whale]

how many musket balls tall are you

[languid grove]

This is true

[indigo hull]

depends

[languid grove]

I measured it myself

[ruby zealot]

first off i never said my height
second im 6'1.5

[indigo hull]

musket balls traditionally measure around half an inch in diameter

[storm whale]

same

[stoic moth]

i already knew that i just wanted to make sure

[lethal sierra]

There are 5 gallons in a mile uuuh.. wait

[hasty ibex]

Do memes in the memes sever make it to ylyl

[indigo hull]

no

[lethal sierra]

No

[minor rune]

nah

[woven nimbus]

they would just use pickles to measure length

[ruby zealot]

im almost as tall as smudge

[upbeat copper]

I cry because hunger, I not eat because cry

[bleak warren]

are you?

[indigo hull]

no thats when we convert to tank shells

[lethal sierra]

I'm of average height 5'6

[hasty ibex]

Okay thanks

[storm whale]

how tall are you

[stoic moth]

we're like 181cm last we checked

[ruby zealot]

you're 6'2

[woven nimbus]

ah ok gotcha

[bleak warren]

i'm 6' 2

[stoic moth]

also hi smudge

[narrow atlas]

I just remembered new Dorohedoro episode today

[upbeat copper]

I'm 203.3 cm

[ruby zealot]

im 6'1.5

ergo almost as tall as you

[storm whale]

same

[stoic moth]

fake. nobody's that tall

[midnight vale]

I feel like 5'9 is gonna be my max height cuz I haven't grown in like 4 years 😭

[mellow mango]

kill everyone

[coral token]

i wish i had a 6'5 strong boyfriend

[upbeat copper]

I am

[stoic moth]

on it

[ruby zealot]

i love using the word ergo now its so fun

[narrow atlas]

I wish for money

[storm whale]

are you the short one

[coral token]

i am 5'7

[stoic moth]

this will be corrected

[coral token]

not particularly short

[indigo hull]

you've been possessed by Rene Descartes

[coral token]

but not particularly tall

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

he is the Y/N in the Y/N x CEO wattpad story

[hasty ibex]

How do you submit to ylyl

[indigo imp]

ya know what's taller than charizard?

clodsire

[storm whale]

then yeah you're the short one

[coral token]

#ylyl-rules❗

[storm whale]

checks out

[indigo imp]

exactly 'zard height

[upbeat copper]

Such a small table...

[woven nimbus]

so is snorlax i think

[languid grove]

I’ve never really cared about height attraction wise because literally everyone is taller than me

[coral token]

it's average!

i am not rika sized

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

Rika isn't a table

[languid grove]

FACK YOU

[indigo hull]

I knew that was coming

[ruby zealot]

LMAO RIKA CATCHING STRAYS

[languid grove]

I always am

[indigo hull]

more strays than a particle accelerator

[languid grove]

Daily Rika bullying

[coral token]

i will do it until rika tells me she doesn't like it anymore

[storm whale]

most predictable event ever

[indigo imp]

the lax is 6 11

[languid grove]

What if you guys are the reason I’m not growing

[drifting matrix]

😂🫵

[storm whale]

skill issue

[upbeat copper]

U is actually quite large for a cat

[ruby zealot]

we got
swap being bald
rika being short
and me being called "bitcheteer master"

whats next?

[mellow mango]

my voice is being supressed i cant post bullshit in memes yet

[indigo hull]

I could go canoeing down my street rn

[upbeat copper]

Me being a telephone pole

[storm whale]

nobody nose

[indigo imp]

y'all know what is taller than snorlax

ekans

[languid grove]

[storm whale]

dew it

[stoic moth]

not for long. starts slurping

[midnight vale]

burps loud

[upbeat copper]

I'm on your side now

[drifting matrix]

Venice?

[ruby zealot]

yknow what fuck making frosting im making muffins

[indigo hull]

I’ve only seen the Atlantic Ocean once in my life bro

[languid grove]

BUT FROSTING

[upbeat copper]

Rika is a monstrously large cat

[drifting matrix]

NOOOO

[ruby zealot]

IM TIRED

[languid grove]

It won’t be a Rika cupcake without frosting

[drifting matrix]

😭

[narrow atlas]

I just remembered since I’m turning 18 my sister can take me to local punk shows

[languid grove]

BUT BUT

[storm whale]

peak

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[woven flicker]

Should I take off the bandage to check on it?

[languid grove]

[woven nimbus]

yes

[upbeat copper]

No leave it alone

[indigo hull]

Leave it alone for now

[ruby zealot]

I DONT EVEN HAVE THE PIPING BAG

[languid grove]

You ain’t a doctor

[grizzled sundial]

Yesssss and the opening just fits the fantasy vibe the anime gets and also the composer for which hat is the same composer for the dark souls games, Elden ring & bloodborne WE ARE EATINGGGF

[languid grove]

MAKE ONE

[drifting matrix]

Ziplock bag 👍

[upbeat copper]

You have hands

[woven flicker]

I’ve had worse

[drifting matrix]

Even better

[languid grove]

SURELY YOU HAVE A SANDWICH BAG

[storm whale]

💀

[ruby zealot]

how the fuck am i gonna do that

[indigo hull]

WHATS WITH THE DAMN RAIN OML

[woven flicker]

Great now I’m bed locked

[languid grove]

Omar don’t be stupid

[upbeat copper]

Use them to make a piping bag

[woven flicker]

I can’t move out of my bed

[drifting matrix]

Gd reference???

[zinc frigate]

[languid grove]

The Rika cupcakes need frosting

What’s a Rika without frosting

[woven flicker]

We just got to push through then

[storm whale]

you're getting all the rain everyone else has been getting

[ruby zealot]

okay what kind of frosting?

[zinc frigate]

Leave it

[woven flicker]

Reek

[upbeat copper]

Today is sad day

[indigo hull]

Lemon

[woven nimbus]

what’s the cake flavor?

[soft ledge]

i have a question, how do we know whos video made jimmy laugh?

[drifting matrix]

Peak

[ruby zealot]

vanilla cupcakes with lemon frosting?

[languid grove]

PINK

[woven flicker]

I feel useless rn

[languid grove]

PINK PINK

[storm whale]

a straight up wedge of lemon

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[woven flicker]

I have zero mobility 😭

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

I don’t think you can !

[upbeat copper]

Ahhh I love pinkk

[gritty temple]

Unless you specifically know who submitted it ofc

[ruby zealot]

vanilla cupcakes

[soft ledge]

so how would we know who won 100$?

[gritty temple]

Uh

We wouldn’t

[indigo hull]

You didn’t mean to injure yourself

[woven flicker]

I’m in a cage…

[drifting matrix]

Make one of them pink so it’s a rika cupcake

[indigo hull]

Don’t make yourself feel bad about it

[languid grove]

We can eat pink cupcakes together and be sad chuds

[storm whale]

mod job

[ruby zealot]

fine im making strawberry frosting

[soft ledge]

ok thats fair

[woven nimbus]

oh so you could do a lot. pink would be cool but i guess it depends on what you have

[upbeat copper]

YAYAYAYAYAYAY

[ruby zealot]

are you happy rika?

[woven flicker]

But still

[languid grove]

PINKKK

[soft ledge]

thats a good point LOL

[rocky crown]

ass

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

HOORAYYY

[languid grove]

Rika is pleased

[woven flicker]

If younger dino me could play tag with a cast on then I can walk

[storm whale]

no

[upbeat copper]

LAY YOUR ASS DOWN AND STAY THERE

[languid grove]

Omar stop being stupid

Casts stabilise your leg

[obtuse marten]

Ragh

[woven flicker]

NAUR

LET ME BE FREE

[zinc frigate]

Why the fuck are they remaking star fox 64

[upbeat copper]

It has been 7 hours since I last smoked I am FIENDING

[indigo hull]

Money

[zinc frigate]

Again

[gritty temple]

Bored

[upbeat copper]

NO

[woven flicker]

I know but like…I doubt it’s broken

[obtuse marten]

I need to go drink some more honey.

[zinc frigate]

For the third time

[languid grove]

You’ll make it worse if you walk

[ruby zealot]

FUCK NO OMAR DONT

[languid grove]

Stop being dumb and lay down.

[woven flicker]

UGHHH FINE

[storm whale]

doesn't mean you can walk

[woven flicker]

I’ll be in my enclosure then

[obtuse marten]

Rika can I have permission to go eat honey for my dry ass throat.

[upbeat copper]

7 hours since my last smoke.....

[woven flicker]

Lime and honey

[ruby zealot]

omar i swear to god if you do it i will stretch you like rubber and use you as a slingshot

[woven nimbus]

i have to rest today so you should too

[obtuse marten]

You got this.

[gritty temple]

the one piece

[languid grove]

wait do we have the same timezone

[woven flicker]

I have school tomorrow

[upbeat copper]

NO IM LOSING MY SHIT

[drifting matrix]

You don’t need no woman go get some honey

[upbeat copper]

Are you CST?

[obtuse marten]

Just literally do anything to distract yourself from it

[woven flicker]

Finals and last day for seniors is next week

[woven nimbus]

even more reason to rest

[languid grove]

Why do you need my permission

[woven flicker]

Ain’t no leg injury gonna stop me

BUT BUT I can rest from rn

[indigo hull]

You can do it bro

[obtuse marten]

Idk

[woven flicker]

I can see y’all about to scream -_-

[ruby zealot]

fine i will.

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBSRKBAKRBARKBARK

[obtuse marten]

Is that a yes or no

[upbeat copper]

Go eat some damn honey

[woven flicker]

ROAR

[ruby zealot]

its a yes

[obtuse marten]

YIPPIEEEE

[gritty temple]

[woven nimbus]

i put some honey on strawberries today and it was actually p good

[languid grove]

Naur

[ruby zealot]

WHERE AM I GONNA GET VANILLA EXTRACT

[woven flicker]

great now I gotta go quadrupedal

[storm whale]

beans

[indigo hull]

From vanilla

[gritty temple]

A vanilla extract tree

[upbeat copper]

I leave now so I can go sit down in my closet in the fetal position and cry, bye chat love yall

[languid grove]

WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY

[ruby zealot]

rika gimme some vanilla extract

[coral token]

a grocery store?

[indigo hull]

🍋 I give you a lemon as a gift of gratitude

[gritty temple]

Rika can I have $2,000

[storm whale]

farewell

[languid grove]

I do have some

[woven nimbus]

🫂

[midnight vale]

Byeeee 💛

[ruby zealot]

pretty please?

[mild siren]

lowk still trying to get used to green ghost being a man'

[ruby zealot]

night arie

[woven flicker]

And I’m hungry too…

[mild siren]

in teh comics

typo

[lusty gorge]

Shabingus habimbus lowk this chat needs to be deletus

[languid grove]

Fine open your mouth

[storm whale]

for what purpose

[indigo hull]

Purple

[ruby zealot]

WHOA RIKA

[lethal sierra]

Try mixing yogurt and cut bananas in it its a goated combo

[gritty temple]

Terrible flow I will have you sent to the evil chamber of 200 snails

[lusty gorge]

This is the purpose, Homple

[midnight vale]

Pardon? 😨

[languid grove]

WHAT

[storm whale]

understandable, launch the nukes

[ruby zealot]

freak with a y

[woven nimbus]

ooo definitely will!

[gritty temple]

im crine

[indigo hull]

Hi crine I’m high

[storm whale]

baseball huh

[languid grove]

DON’T CALL ME A FREAK

[lusty gorge]

With pleasure!

[gritty temple]

ruff

[storm whale]

just make sure you don't miss

[languid grove]

I was just going to pour vanilla extract in your mouth like a normal person

[indigo hull]

Alternatively, second word of my status

[ruby zealot]

im telling gehe

[lusty gorge]

I missed them

[languid grove]

I don’t think he’ll be jealous that I’m pouring vanilla extract in your mouth

[lusty gorge]

They all hit Russia

[narrow atlas]

[storm whale]

FUCK

[woven nimbus]

oop, time to take my fun gummy so i can sleep 2nite

[indigo hull]

Ivan, this is terrible

[storm whale]

wait, say that again

[drifting matrix]

ofc this is the first thing i see when i come back

[ruby zealot]

okay i made the list im going shopping soon do i make anything else?

[lusty gorge]

I think one went off course and hit Korea but idk

[ruby zealot]

any sprinkles?

[woven nimbus]

welcome back

[languid grove]

GET PINK SPRINKLES

[woven nimbus]

YES

[indigo hull]

And yellow sprinkles too

[lusty gorge]

Rainbow sprinkles

[ruby zealot]

rainbow it is

[indigo hull]

well that solves all the problems

[drifting matrix]

ty

[languid grove]

Rika coloured sprinkles

[lusty gorge]

They prolly taste like moldy cardboard

[indigo hull]

This card needs a board

[languid grove]

You taste like moldy cardbutt

[indigo hull]

[languid grove]

[lusty gorge]

...
You took a bite out of me before????

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

Yes.

[narrow atlas]

[lusty gorge]

Is you invisible??

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

so im guessing... more than 23 cupcakes...how lovely

[lusty gorge]

Are you just microscopic?!

[indigo hull]

No just really small

I would assume anyway

[languid grove]

Show us a picture of the wonderful Rika cupcakes

[lusty gorge]

Fucking mosquito bruh

[languid grove]

FRICK OFF

[prime canopy]

Think smaller

[indigo hull]

Exactly cos

[lusty gorge]

Atom Mosquito

[ruby zealot]

I CANT RN
its 2 am
im busy tomorrow and the day after that
im gonna make them sunday so wait

[indigo hull]

Atom Heart Mother Suite

[lusty gorge]

Double the small
Double the annoying buzz

[languid grove]

Okay

[indigo hull]

Pink Floyd is an incredible stoner band

[ruby zealot]

okay how many cupcakes does the average person eat?

[lusty gorge]

That's just Rika right there

[ruby zealot]

you jag how many

[prime canopy]

Subatomic… heck subquarksize

[narrow atlas]

Subnautica

[lusty gorge]

Like in my life?

[languid grove]

I’m going to head to sleep

[prime canopy]

Nini

[ruby zealot]

no

[ruby zealot]

night rika sweetdreams

cos wbu

[prime canopy]

Anyways, I’m excited for August, my college starts -w-

[indigo hull]

epic

[ruby zealot]

glaggle?

[prime canopy]

Finally, something good will happen

[storm whale]

two

[indigo hull]

Uhh for my build, like two

Maybe three idk

[lusty gorge]

Wdym by average amount of cupcakes?
Like how many you can eat at once?

[ruby zealot]

...I HAVE TO MAKE OVER FIFTY FUCKING CUPCAKES

[storm whale]

don't do it

[indigo hull]

He has to for a class bro

[storm whale]

aw fuck

[ruby zealot]

its either cupcakes or muffins

[storm whale]

just make one for each person

[narrow atlas]

You sound like someone from a textbook math question

[lusty gorge]

Muffins
Do muffins

[bleak warren]

get pinkie pie to help you

[lusty gorge]

Muffins are yum yum

[drifting matrix]

why are we still deciding this lmaoo

[lusty gorge]

SPECIFICALLY BLUEBERRY

[indigo hull]

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE

[storm whale]

rah

[narrow atlas]

Urp

[bleak warren]

oh man, blueberry is my favorite muffin

[ruby zealot]

i found out i have to make 50 cupcakes so....

[lusty gorge]

Ok Randy Feltface

[indigo hull]

I was wondering when someone was gonna catch it lol

[ruby zealot]

and im pretty sure that costs a lot of money

[crystal cypress]

I've got some in my fridge RIGHT NOW that are blue, I know this because I painted them blue

[indigo hull]

Still my favorite comedian hands down

[ruby zealot]

muffin it is

[storm whale]

it sounds like it does

[drifting matrix]

WHY

[lethal sierra]

If only you could just manifest the ingredients that you need man

[lusty gorge]

My favorite is probably Gabriel Iglesias

[ruby zealot]

23 people in my class avg person eats 2 cupcakes= 46 cupcakes maybe more

[indigo hull]

Oh hell no

[obtuse marten]

You changed your name to....mclovin?

[indigo hull]

At that point just make one for everyone

[storm whale]

thats what I'm saying

[obtuse marten]

MCLOVIN??

What kinda stupid fucking name is that fogel are you trying to be an Irish rnb singer or something?

[indigo hull]

He’s one of my favorites too

[storm whale]

banned for quoting movie lines

[obtuse marten]

I'm done right there lmao

[storm whale]

[lusty gorge]

The main reason I love him is cuz he voices speedy Gonzales (the 2nd best looney toon)

[upbeat copper]

One of my boyfriends just made my entire week so much better with one message

[indigo hull]

[woven nimbus]

isn’t it crazy what one little message can do

[upbeat copper]

Like I'm actually bawling from how happy it made me

[woven nimbus]

awww that’s really sweet

[upbeat copper]

HES ASKING FOR MY FAVORITE FLOWER IM ACTUALLY GONNA PISS MYSELF IM SO EXCITED

[woven nimbus]

AWWWW

[upbeat copper]

(not actually gonna piss myself)

[woven nimbus]

i love flowers!

[ruby zealot]

you pissed yourself? ewww

[upbeat copper]

Killing you

[indigo hull]

Can I help?

[ruby zealot]

im already dead

[lusty gorge]

Ok I gtg chat

[upbeat copper]

You know I can kill you further

[lusty gorge]

My phone is boutta die

[ruby zealot]

no

[storm whale]

curse of infinite and eternal pissed pants

[lusty gorge]

Love y'all I'ma take a shower baiiii!

[indigo hull]

She’s gonna send you to the undeath

[storm whale]

see ya

[woven nimbus]

byeeee

[storm whale]

wear a seatbelt

[woven flicker]

LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE

[upbeat copper]

GUYS HES PLANNING ON MOVING IN TOGETHER IM DIZZY WHAT IS HAPPENING

[ruby zealot]

...im gonna make 24 muffins one for each person

[indigo hull]

Good call

[ruby zealot]

AWWWWWWWW

[woven nimbus]

WHOAAAAA. how long have you guys been together?

[storm whale]

good idea

[woven flicker]

LET ME OUT

[coral token]

2 days

[upbeat copper]

5 months

[ruby zealot]

OMAR WHAT DID I JUST SAY

[lethal sierra]

😨

[upbeat copper]

But I've known them for years

[woven nimbus]

awww congrats!💜

[woven flicker]

RAHHHH

Hate it here

In this bed

[ruby zealot]

okay im doing a low baller move

i know these big backs aint getting satisfied with my muffins so im probably gonna throw something else in there

[woven nimbus]

like what??

[ruby zealot]

brownies for one

[indigo hull]

Glognuts

[ruby zealot]

NO GLAGGLE NO WEED BROWNIES

[indigo hull]

There’s no weed in them?

Only the souls of heretics (lemon)

And they’re basically like a glazed donut

Not brownies

[dull ingot]

Hey, I got my servsafe certification..

Yay

[woven nimbus]

nice!

[dull ingot]

I saw on the SCP Reddit somoke got banned from the SCP discord for saying they were conservative.. Not trying to be political just kinda a stupid reason imho.

[vocal imp]

Chatters

I have immaculate rizz

[woven flicker]

IM FREE

IM OUT THE ENCLOSURE

[vivid venture]

67

[woven nimbus]

who said you were allowed??

[woven flicker]

I got released by abuela

[unreal kiln]

500mg?

[upbeat copper]

Yeah well Aurelia said GO LAY DOWN

[ruby zealot]

im too tired to talk rn so night

[upbeat copper]

Gn 🫂

[woven nimbus]

night

[dull ingot]

Australia moment

[woven flicker]

NAUR

[upbeat copper]

NOW

[woven flicker]

I GOT LET OUT

I AINT GOING BACK IN

[upbeat copper]

I DONT CARE GO LAY DOWN NOW

NOW

[woven flicker]

NAUR

[upbeat copper]

You need to rest it

[woven flicker]

FINE!

Biting you tho

[woven nimbus]

NO BITES

[upbeat copper]

🫂

Thank you

[dull ingot]

Hows everyone's day?

[storm whale]

'night

[woven nimbus]

not bad. tried to rest the best i could because my pain’s been flaring up. hbu?

[dull ingot]

Got my servsafe certification..

And got a stronger opinion if I ever become a popular twitch streamer/YouTuber I will keep anything political off it because all it brings is hate and division and I don't wish that for people..

Hope you feel better 😄

[woven nimbus]

yeah politics are rough. ty!

[dull ingot]

Someone on the SCP Discord said they were conservative.. Not even being bigoted or anything, actually the opposite and he got banned.

[coral token]

: p

police-ticks

[indigo hull]

What would they be policing?

Blood types?

[dull ingot]

Probably

[narrow atlas]

Bio weapons

There’s a lot of theories that the government used ticks to test bio weapons

[dull ingot]

Wouldnt be surprising

[narrow atlas]

They say it’s the reason tics can give you that one disease that makes people unable to have red meat

However you spell those dumbass arachnids names

[dull ingot]

Hope I never get that I love steaks so fucking much

[dull ingot]

Cat jumpscare

[indigo hull]

I’ve seen too many memes about that one

[dull ingot]

So I want to hear everyone else's opinion..

Astralspiff or Failboat being on the YLYL couch would be hella killer

[prime canopy]

Bug spray, big clothes, stay away from plants

[indigo hull]

All of them about vegans

[upbeat copper]

I go to sleeb neow nighty night chat I love you all

[woven nimbus]

good night!💕

[prime canopy]

Nini

[upbeat charm]

[woven nimbus]

peter, the horse is here

[indigo hull]

You have alerted the horse

[quiet isle]

Wait, there was a YLYL $100 stream?

[woven nimbus]

yis

[quiet isle]

This week?

[worthy canopy]

Me as well

[upbeat charm]

[woven nimbus]

it’s out now

[quiet isle]

I meant live

[woven nimbus]

ooo, my b

[barren trench]

Greetings my dudes

[quiet isle]

Because twitch notifications HAVE failed me before. So had to check.

[woven nimbus]

wassupppp

[upbeat charm]

mmmno

[gritty temple]

meow meow meow

[woven nimbus]

i just remembered there’s ice cream in the freezer

[upbeat charm]

dun dun dun

[woven nimbus]

what a time to be alive

[barren trench]

Not much

[dull ingot]

I can manage a restaurant now

[woven nimbus]

what type of restaurant would you have

[dull ingot]

Steakhouse probably.. Like a Longhorn or Texas Roadhouse but better.

[woven nimbus]

margaritas at texas roadhouse are a1

[timid plover]

Bropane tank 😭

[coral token]

please no politics

[barren trench]

How i feel looking through the catalog of stickers and emoji when i join a new server

[dull ingot]

Understood. But still pissed off-

[lusty gorge]

I'm back

I got raspberry jam filled pastries too

[woven nimbus]

welcome back

[lusty gorge]

Ty for the welcome

[woven nimbus]

i have turkey hill ice cream

[lusty gorge]

Ohhhh
What flavor

[woven nimbus]

double dunker

[lusty gorge]

[woven nimbus]

[dull ingot]

UDF ice cream is better

[woven nimbus]

what’s that?

[coral token]

Unicorn Dandruf Farts

[woven nimbus]

oh yeah i should’ve known

[quartz sail]

why ping?

[coral token]

because stream

[bleak warren]

i don't know these people

[coral token]

it's fine grandma

[upper flame]

Hmm

[blissful jolt]

[obtuse marten]

I love how every post hardcore band's dynamic is "I'm so fucking emo and I crashed my car and my dad doesn't love me/my ex just smashed my heart into a million pieces but anyways listen to how high our twinkle twinkle vocalist can sing."

[woven nimbus]

marty i’m scared

[prime canopy]

Why is it that like , a concerning amount of YouTubers i watch were given permission from Lionsgate to watch a whole movie

[silver eagle]

Yooo

[barren trench]

Yo its [Number1RatedSalesman1997]

[coral token]

to promote it maybe

[silver eagle]

Yo it's the [Ran over deer!]

[bleak warren]

i looked at their pages and they streamed with knut recently so i'm gonna pass on this one

[coral token]

what did knut do

isn't he just a gym guy

[sterile iris]

jimmy why won't you watch my videos

[quiet isle]

Speak of the devil

[coral token]

because yes

[bleak warren]

he's made racist jokes, transphobic comments, and he's friends with mizkif

hard pass

[woven nimbus]

ew

[coral token]

yikes

well at least he's not back

[barren trench]

Yikers

[zinc frigate]

Wow I 3d printed a box to store my pins and yeah I should have checked the measurements

[woven nimbus]

what happened?

[zinc frigate]

It was in centimeters

[barren trench]

Nooo

[woven nimbus]

💔

[stable canopy]

What is up

[coral token]

the ceiling

[ashen dagger]

Gurl how did you do that 😭

[zinc frigate]

I’m dumb

[zinc frigate]

I was just trying to make a box for my pins

[zinc frigate]

[lime meadow]

SHE SAID YES

[quaint tulip]

Gosh darn it, I wanna show off some cool stuff but I cant post pictures

[gritty temple]

It is time to howl

AAAAWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stable canopy]

Hello

[prime canopy]

You know, I think it’s very weird that they released a Star fox direct, because they could have done a first party games direct, but no we’ll never have a Nintendo direct with mostly first party

[ashen dagger]

[open turtle]

holy shit is that am from I have no mouth and I must scream

[zinc frigate]

Why are they remaking star fox 64 again just make a damn new game

[stable canopy]

KITTY

[zinc frigate]

Or remake both the original star fox and lost star fox 2

[open turtle]

Four

[zinc frigate]

[prime canopy]

The last time they did that. It was a tower defense game

[bleak warren]

to see if enough people buy this to make it worthwhile to make a new one. also to test their new facial recognition software

[ashen dagger]

You better be having a good day

[stable canopy]

The fuck you mean four😭✌️

[zinc frigate]

[open turtle]

Damn Is 😂🎉

[zinc frigate]

Star fox 64 is already playable on the switch what was the point?? This is the third time

They’ve remade it 3 times

[bleak warren]

well, they probably figured they would grab more new players with something that looks like this, and not the 64 version

[zinc frigate]

The game looks visually pretty damn good I won’t lie

I just think like why star fox 64 again

[bleak warren]

don't have to come up with anything new, classic lazy nintendo

[zinc frigate]

I mean it coulda been worse…. Coulda been the Wii U one

[scarlet eagle]

Hi smudge!

[bleak warren]

hello

[zinc frigate]

Also now I’m just hoping captain falcon is in the inevitable Mario movie 3 please remake an f zero game

[bleak warren]

f-zero fans getting nothing but a 99 game for LITERAL DECADES

[prime canopy]

First party is looking so bare rn 😔

The switch 2 is almost a year old and we still have nothing

[bleak warren]

they said they don't want to make a new f-zero until they have some good new ideas for it but like

i know FOR A FACT that if they remastered GX and added the AX arcade content to it that would sell

also i found out there was supposed to be an f-zero game made years ago with criterion(the studio that created burnout) but it never happened

[prime canopy]

Criterion, the guys who made the modern need for speed games -w-

[bleak warren]

yup

[prime canopy]

I only liked heat and unbound tbh

[woven flicker]

I’m done

[prime canopy]

Heat because it’s a genuinely good game ( though short )
And unbound because it’s not trying to be an over the top action movie and also it has so much aura with the artstyle

[bleak warren]

hmm

heat and unbound were not my favorites

i prefer the older ones

[prime canopy]

I meant the ones criterion made
Of course the Y2K quadrilogy are peak gaming

Underground, underground 2, most wanted, carbon

[bleak warren]

oh yeah

those were my jam

[prime canopy]

I absolutely love the soundtracks of these games

[bleak warren]

remember when EA cared about making good games?

[prime canopy]

It just feels “ car “

[zinc frigate]

We got some banger games, not enough yet but like air riders

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

Hai smoodge

[bleak warren]

i listen to a lot of the songs from those games regularly

[pulsar sonnet]

Yo I'm missing steam because my Wi-Fi

[prime canopy]

Sucked in by jerk
Wish that song was on Spotify but the band disbanded in 2004

[bleak warren]

whar

i listen to that song on spotify all the time

that's one of the ones i listen to most

[prime canopy]

Ah? There’s a reupload ?

[pulsar sonnet]

Birb

[dreamy knoll]

Ive got super sonic racing playing rn

[bleak warren]

you must be using an old link yeah, just search up the band, it's their most listened song

[prime canopy]

I’ll try

[coral token]

ea sports, EEEEEE

[pulsar sonnet]

What's your favorite Jimmyhere video my ep 203

[dreamy knoll]

EA sports, give me your money

[coral token]

episode 1056

[prime canopy]

Oh cool it’s there

[woven nimbus]

i miss coca cola espuma💔

[dreamy knoll]

Yo same

[bleak warren]

i forget what YLYL it was but my favorite was the first time he read one of my messages, before i was a mod

[pulsar sonnet]

WHAT THE HELLABERRY ON A FAIRY

oh nice

[bleak warren]

there was a meme of Knuckles playing the sax and i said "knuckles is saxy" and he read it wrong

[dreamy knoll]

Woah no way

[pulsar sonnet]

I tried submitting a video but idk if it will be on the YLYL

Cause my Wi-Fi is on crack

[woven nimbus]

there’s always next stream

[pulsar sonnet]

Yea

[coral token]

no there is not

thisi s the last one

he is dying at the end

[pulsar sonnet]

I'm check if my Wi-Fi is not tweaking

[woven nimbus]

oh i’m so sorry

my b guys rip

[bleak warren]

do you think he'll leave us any money in the will?

[coral token]

yeah 2 dollar for each

[bleak warren]

atp i need to just make him laugh in a pay ylyl

[coral token]

and 100k DD

[dreamy knoll]

Sending u 500 dollarydoos

[pulsar sonnet]

It's still tweaking

[tropic shore]

Fo real

[pulsar sonnet]

What song should I listen to?

[woven nimbus]

new motionless in white song

[pulsar sonnet]

Ok

[prime canopy]

There is :D ?

[woven nimbus]

yis

[pulsar sonnet]

Sharkboi what's 9+10

And motionless in white is pretty alright in listening to then rn

[woven nimbus]

19 ?

[ocean cape]

Ong me too 💔💔

[woven nimbus]

marty i’m scared

[pulsar sonnet]

My chezburger exploded

Have you guys ever played rainbow six siege before

[woven nimbus]

i only play 2 games LMAO

[jade sail]

i only emulate wii games

W dolphin emulator

[pulsar sonnet]

Ok

Have you ever heard of Sam and Colby before I got their phone number I'm an old video

I got banned from chat cuz I said Jimmy you made my dog die

[coral token]

good

[pulsar sonnet]

Cheese

[dreamy knoll]

Yo tables guess wut

[coral token]

what

[pulsar sonnet]

Wut

[dreamy knoll]

Your getting a f1 car

[pulsar sonnet]

Holy moly

[coral token]

what team

[bleak warren]

does it come with the driver?

[coral token]

good question

can i get the SF-26 of leclerc

and WITH him inside

[dreamy knoll]

Sure

[undone cypress]

meow

[pulsar sonnet]

Yo is a 1.2 GPA good (wrong answers only)

[coral token]

Yay

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u jimmy's car from l4d2

[dusky river]

My last day of school is tmw…And then four more years of adult school YAAY

[bleak warren]

i want Carson Hocevar's #77 Chili's Chevrolet

(it's a nascar)

[dreamy knoll]

Fine ill go find it

[pulsar sonnet]

I want a 1982 lime green low Rider

[dreamy knoll]

No

[dusky river]

I want a General Lee

[pulsar sonnet]

Wth are we talking about cars all the sudden

[dusky river]

El carro

[bleak warren]

the black and red one he won Talladega in, NOT the white and blue one

[pulsar sonnet]

Nice

[dreamy knoll]

Again ill go find it

[bleak warren]

thank u

[pulsar sonnet]

I like having discord

[dreamy knoll]

In the mean time ur getting 500 dollarydoos

[bleak warren]

yay

[pulsar sonnet]

Or really I'll give you 1200000000 Jimmyhere here bucks

[bleak warren]

i'm a mod, i don't need the jimmyhere bucks

[pulsar sonnet]

Just do a backflip on a 1982 Chevy

Oh

[dreamy knoll]

U need the 500 dollarydoos tho cuz its real currency

[bleak warren]

oh jeez, i haven't done a backflip in....

wait

have i ever done one?

[pulsar sonnet]

ya I'm -1200 in debt not even lying

Wat should I get taco Bell or Jack and the box

[dreamy knoll]

Uhhhh maccas

[bleak warren]

i prefer taco bell, but i miss jack in the box, there isn't one anywhere near here

[pulsar sonnet]

Aight bet wat should I get

[dreamy knoll]

Big arch

[pulsar sonnet]

Bru

[frozen laurel]

Smudge

[bleak warren]

forgor the menu it's been too long

[pulsar sonnet]

I'm at Taco Bell rn

[bleak warren]

oh taco bell uhh, get the box with the triple double in it, it's a decent amount of food and a good value

[bleak warren]

howdy

[pulsar sonnet]

I asked for a please burger cheese and they told me to get tf out

I'm sad

Guys my dad just bought tickets for uicide boys and shoreline Mafia

[humble isle]

Hits my iconic moth pose

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[pulsar sonnet]

Dumb silly kid wth btw did it taste good???

[wooden grove]

I WILL EAT ANOTHER

[dreamy knoll]

Ok im out of here

[pulsar sonnet]

NOOOOOOO noooooooooooo

[wooden grove]

sorry bro i got hungry

idk what to tell you

[pulsar sonnet]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[wooden grove]

you want any?

[pulsar sonnet]

Sure but not to eat

[wooden grove]

oh you wanna eat it ok

[pulsar sonnet]

Im going to teach it to do a backflip

Wait I just read your message noooooooooo

[wooden grove]

:3

[pulsar sonnet]

Imsae

[plush bone]

gee

[humble isle]

[dreamy knoll]

Yo lacey

[humble isle]

Yo.

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[pulsar sonnet]

I'm back cheese

[coral token]

go out again

[pulsar sonnet]

Bru

[woven nimbus]

💀

[dreamy knoll]

Thanks tables

[pulsar sonnet]

Ejeejdjeiejei

[obtuse marten]

If a tree falls and nobody is around to hear it, are you a bitch or is the tree just gay.

[unreal kiln]

NINO 🙏 😭

[obtuse marten]

N con accento bro.

Also NO SPANISH ALLOWED IM GOING TO GUT YOU

[pulsar sonnet]

Its cheese burger foo

[undone cypress]

what

[dreamy knoll]

You

[pulsar sonnet]

You don't know ball like me

[undone cypress]

me

[dreamy knoll]

Hru?

[undone cypress]

not well

[pulsar sonnet]

Goodbye foo

[obtuse marten]

It's a simple question really.

[real grail]

An hour remains

[obtuse marten]

Remains for the next day

[real grail]

So epic

[indigo imp]

bweh

[vestal whale]

wsg gng!!

[real grail]

Birthday soon

[crystal cypress]

Happy soon!

[woven nimbus]

gn chat

[fair vale]

hello so uh i have a question

how do you get access to image posting i've tried to send in a jimmyhere mii i made for a while

[coral token]

ylyl or #memes

[fair vale]

oh okay

[coral token]

i am asking

[fair vale]

says i don't have permission

oh okay

[coral token]

that is why i asked which one

they require different perms

[fair vale]

thanks well i would like for memes

[coral token]

#roles , you need image perms

[fair vale]

oh okay

[drowsy bridge]

Eugh, I have an exam tomorrow

[fair vale]

so uh i tried searching in roles and i didn't find any role that said specifically image perms

[coral token]

read more ❤️

[fair vale]

and also i tried searching in the uh channels and roles thing

oh okay

[coral token]

it's under ''Earning Dingus Dollars (dd)''

[fair vale]

i see

[elfin wing]

I just heard coding described as a "monkey's paw situation" and that's so real

fix one thing, break five more things

[fossil crater]

can Mods reset my slow mode? i sent the wrong link and deleted it but i still have to wait

[small warren]

I submitted 5 videos the moment media share became available and I haven't seen a single one show up yet >:[

[coral token]

no we can't

[fossil crater]

i don't want to wait 6 hours tho

[coral token]

we don't even have the ability to do that

[fossil crater]

: (

[fossil crater]

thanks for telling me tho

[coral token]

entries will be open until tomorrow anyways

you have time

[fossil crater]

do you know what time tomorrow?

[coral token]

no time, whenever we have enough

[small warren]

I've seen my 1st and 4th media share, does that mean 2 and 3 weren't accepted?

[past walrus]

shit

[proper peak]

Ok

[steady owl]

Congrats buddy. Do you want a gold star?

[past walrus]

Yes

That would be great

[past walrus]

Please give me a reward

[elfin wing]

so I just got top 60 in a game with over 1 million wishlists

[past walrus]

What game

[drowsy bridge]

War frame?

[woven flicker]

Gn

[steady owl]

[elfin wing]

dead as disco

[dreamy knoll]

giving u 500 kg of milo

[steady owl]

[dreamy knoll]

mhm

[fierce widget]

Yo I love that game

[fierce widget]

Banger

[zinc frigate]

[quiet isle]

Really wish my vids didn't appear so late in the stream. Think jimmy was too pissed by then...

[jade sail]

BOOMBA

Wait, there's a channel for that

My bad

[onyx igloo]

Nuts coated in cheese. Why have I never seen such a thing

[prisma portal]

Let's scare the shit out of Jimmy next time there's a ylyl

[onyx igloo]

Entire chat just spams Nuts coated in cheese

[vestal whale]

agreed

[prisma portal]

Let's team up 🦾

[vestal whale]

bet

[prisma portal]

We should just spam one meme 🧐

Or just scarythings

Like a cucumber because Jimmy's a furry

🥒

[coral token]

what

[bleak warren]

[steady owl]

What does this mean

I’m scared

[steady owl]

Smudge what does it mean, you’re smart

[bleak warren]

i might have to call a scientist

[polar coral]

What’s up

[zinc frigate]

I’m just hoping he’s referring to an actual cucumber, like the food

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🧋

[sage urchin]

"Guys my eyes do not go in 2 directions"

[past walrus]

I just sharted and peed myself and puked all at the same time.

[ashen dagger]

Should i sleep

[past walrus]

I can't sleep now

[dreamy knoll]

yes please do

[vestal whale]

valid valid

[zinc frigate]

Probably

If it’s a question likely that means yes

[ashen dagger]

Its ooonnly 1 am

[olive flicker]

Do you think animals think cars are bioluminescent animals

[ashen dagger]

Yeah

[zinc frigate]

Sleep

[ashen dagger]

Fiiiineeeee

[zinc frigate]

Don’t take after my awful sleep schedule go eep miss girl

[ashen dagger]

Gurl ive always had trouble sleeping

[zinc frigate]

[drowsy bridge]

I think it’s implying that Jimmy’s fursona is a cat which are scared of cucumbers for some reason

[bleak warren]

is he a cat?

[rancid goblet]

I am

[drowsy bridge]

I guess so

[astral night]

Hey

[lethal sierra]

Jimmy would certainly be a capybara

[zinc frigate]

[steady owl]

When the second minecraft movie trailer drops, I fucking hope it will have THAT theme

I know it won’t because they refuse to do anything with it, but I still hope

[onyx igloo]

I have once again arrived to come tell: Why have I never seen nuts coated in cheese?🗣️ 🔥 💯

[tired gull]

I made a good find on goodwill website and won the bid on it. I got SteelSeries Arctis Nova 7X Wireless Gaming Headset for $28. Normally a new one costs $200.

[onyx igloo]

Stop ignoring me chat, you cannot escape cheese coated nuts 🗿 🚬

[wintry temple]

I don’t know but you can make this a reality

[steady owl]

You haven’t had a cheese coated cashew?

Because I haven’t either

[wintry temple]

Desperation is the best innovator 🗣️

[onyx igloo]

No
I've never ever seen or heard of nuts coated in cheese