general

[steady owl]

[narrow atlas]

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy sylvia

[tired temple]

i love how whenever i think of writing something i think of it like a fucking movie pitch in my head

[upbeat charm]

meow

[tired temple]

clover you're an it now?

[upbeat charm]

clover has been an it since clover started being clover

[tired temple]

ah

[upbeat charm]

(not the other clover)

[sacred creek]

join voice chat

[upbeat charm]

no

[sacred creek]

optinal i mean for everyone

[left sierra]

arrives, a little angy

[upbeat copper]

Why so anger

[left sierra]

NHL draft lottery

[glossy thicket]

[chrome torrent]

No

[upbeat copper]

Huh

[left sierra]

I support the Canucks because I may hate myself.

We had literal worst case scenario that had astronomical low odds of happening

[upbeat copper]

You might as well be speaking German because I don't understand anything you just said

[left sierra]

Basically:

Team support bad. So bad.
We last place.

We cannot get good person to help us.

So bad, literally right after the lottery, our President stepped down voluntarily.

So an equivalent in reality that isn't hockey:

Say, you're a CEO, and bet all in with straight flush, and lose to a royal flush, and you have to leave your company because of it.

That's what just happened to my team.

[edgy rover]

Not entirely sure what's going on but I have a question, should I get sonic adventure 2?

[upbeat charm]

get sonic adventure 3

[dreamy knoll]

You

[lethal sierra]

Hello vimo hru doing

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

Tired bout to wait for a train

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

Hru hydro

[zinc frigate]

I’m gonna lose my fucking mind I swear to hylia
Hbu tho :3

[upbeat charm]

uh oh

[dreamy knoll]

Kinda already said how i am and now im confused

[dreamy knoll]

Dms are open if u need

[lethal sierra]

For the past couple nights my dog has been barking alot and keeping my family up and idk what's going on

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[zinc frigate]

I’m gonna crash out but not here I’ll keep being silly here :3

[dreamy knoll]

Dms are open if u wanna crash out

[dreamy knoll]

[swift quest]

Good evening chat. Another day approaches.

[ruby zealot]

German?

[kind skiff]

[dreamy knoll]

Germs man can u believe it

[autumn kraken]

Sackboyyyy

[swift quest]

Sacc

[autumn kraken]

Guys I think most people here live in the US

When its night in the US its almost dead

[swift quest]

As a US man, can confirm

[dreamy knoll]

You

[drowsy bridge]

How art thou?

[dreamy knoll]

Not great

[drowsy bridge]

Oh dear

Hope you feel better soon

[narrow atlas]

[dreamy knoll]

Wont be till tmr morning

[drowsy bridge]

I see, good luck with whatever it may be

[dreamy knoll]

A series of ever ending misfortunes

[brave vault]

Guess who is having a birthday tomorrow!

ME!

[autumn kraken]

Just changed a ton of the channels in a server I am a mod in to mess with the owner

With another mod, for fun

[tired temple]

i love how my favorite spider is the most mundane one

[dreamy knoll]

Wut is it?

[tired temple]

yellow sac

one of the michigan default household starter pack ones

[dreamy knoll]

Ah

[tired temple]

i love them they're....something

i've seen one fucking bhop before

[dreamy knoll]

So the would be pro in cs surf

[tired temple]

yes

i can like, dm a pic of one they're kinda cool

they have little socks

[dreamy knoll]

Not rn i feel sick

[woven flicker]

Gn

[south raven]

[upbeat copper]

Ja

[thin prairie]

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[thin prairie]

:3

[upbeat charm]

meow

[unkempt siren]

blurgh

[upbeat charm]

blug

[unkempt siren]

blueeee

[upbeat charm]

dun dun, dun dun, dun

[knotty lotus]

Screams very loudly

[unkempt siren]

my ears

[upbeat charm]

ouch

[violet tendon]

not very kind of you mate

[zinc frigate]

Holy shit parts of Colorado have SEVENTEEN INCHES of snow

It’s just a shit ton of snow out of nowhere at the very start of May for like no reason

[upbeat copper]

I so sad right now

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

Like I actually feel like sobbing

[upbeat copper]

[graceful phoenix]

Lucky bastards, I missed snow this winter, I could do with a later mini winter

[narrow atlas]

Are those parts on mountain tops?

[ruby zealot]

IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE I SWEAR TO GOD

[zinc frigate]

They’re in the mountains yes, news highlighted Estes park in specific

[graceful phoenix]

???

[drowsy bridge]

[zinc frigate]

You know, where the shining took place

[drowsy bridge]

I never watched

[ruby zealot]

got my german grade back

IT WENT FROM A C TO A D RAAAAAAAAGH

[zinc frigate]

Same but Ive seen little parts of it and I can tell you the real Stanley hotel doesn’t look anything like that

[drowsy bridge]

I’ve been speaking to the foreign kids a lot at school and I’ve been picking up their speech patterns😭 I’ve been saying “the” a lot more now

[zinc frigate]

At least from my glimpses I fucking ran through it because I am a scaredy cat

[drowsy bridge]

The foreign kids are really cool

Except for when one of them is saying slurs

[zinc frigate]

Welp time to try and wrap my sisters birthday gift

[drowsy bridge]

But he doesn’t know the implications 😭

[graceful phoenix]

Think about y'all's favorite books. Would you all like to live in those realities?

[ruby zealot]

uhhhhh fuck no

[drowsy bridge]

Someone taught him slurs and he just thinks it’s a “funny word”

[graceful phoenix]

Because the worst part about having Fahrenheit 451 as my favorite book is that every day we get closer to living in it every day

[drowsy bridge]

So we’ve been trying to get him to stop😭

[zinc frigate]

Meh I haven’t read much since I was a kid, and diary of a wimpy kid is just earth but with an extra psychopath

[stoic haven]

Bud not buddy, dont think I wanna be a homeless kid

[ruby zealot]

mine is just bloodborne but for kids

[graceful phoenix]

Oh wow it's been ages since I've heard that name

[stoic haven]

Name?

[tired gull]

My pepsi cola exploded on my lap and couch,it was kinda funny because it was a delayed explosion. I opened it and nothing happened for 1 to 2 seconds before boom!

[stoic haven]

COCA COLA ESPUMA

[zinc frigate]

HOLY SHIT CLASS CANCELED FOR TOMORROW I CAN DO THE FINAL ONLINE

[drowsy bridge]

I don’t know how mine would work, would I just continue to exist on earth or am I getting shot into space?

My favorite book rn is astrophysics for people in a hurry

By the big Neil🐐

[zinc frigate]

YAY I COULD ACTUALLY GO TO A HAIR APPOINTMENT AND GET IT DYED- wait it’s gonna be that bad meaning I probably couldn’t go since it’ll be canceled

[drowsy bridge]

I love space so much

[zinc frigate]

But this means it’ll be rescheduled so I can join them and go at a later date so still peak

[thin prairie]

Burp

[graceful phoenix]

I guess I forgot to account for people's favorite books not necessarily being fictional stories

[drowsy bridge]

Mb

Well, I know where my other favorite book would be and absolutely not

Takes place in WW2

[thin prairie]

HELL NO

[drowsy bridge]

Where would you be sent?

[thin prairie]

I have no mouth but I must scream

[drowsy bridge]

[thin prairie]

I'm cooked

[ruby zealot]

yeah you are

[graceful phoenix]

Im giving it another 20 years max before we start living in my favorite book for real

[ruby zealot]

im gonna guess the book

Neuromancer?

[ornate kernel]

Mine's just living in the U.K.

[graceful phoenix]

Nope. I already said it a bit ago.

[ornate kernel]

I'm gonna say it, 1984

[ruby zealot]

oh fahrenheit

[graceful phoenix]

The timeline for the book burnings, as said by Beatty, goes a little something like this. Books were shortened into analyses of the books, then just summaries, then a few sentences, then just a headline worth. Then people forgot how to actually think critically.

[narrow atlas]

[ruby zealot]

chart should i buy house of leaves?

[graceful phoenix]

Simultaneously, the government is controlling all this because it knows that dumbing down the population is the easiest way to control them. They do this to first get the public to forget about actually reading, and to get them to not resist the book burnings that come after.

[graceful phoenix]

YES YES YES YES

We've already got government organizations (public schools) banning books that say things people don't like (because they have to think critically) and we have companies shortening larger content with AI to give people more instant gratification

So uh yeah we are a good few steps into the fahrenheit 451 pipeline

[drowsy bridge]

[ornate kernel]

I'm fading away

[kind skiff]

[elfin wing]

Dead as Disco is so peak but fuuuuck, they need to fix the star system

the ratings are so broken
I did a hitless run with a 3-4x multiplier and still didn't get 5 stars

[upbeat copper]

🫂

I cry

[upbeat copper]

Hi pretty lady

[zinc frigate]

hello

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

i am so happy kinda

[zinc frigate]

i can take my final any time up to next week

literally at any point so i dont need to take it at 1am tomorrow

and i can turn off my alarm for tomorrow

[frozen oracle]

@flat gust

[flat gust]

#memes

It wont let me send gifs here

[frozen oracle]

It doesn't leme chat in #memes 😭

[flat gust]

Well i sent it there

[frozen oracle]

Okie

[proper crest]

Imma
Imma watch castlevania
Is it good

[upbeat copper]

It's decent depending on your tastes

[proper crest]

Tbh idk our tastes
We liked jjba

[upbeat copper]

Did you like part 1 of jjba?

[proper crest]

Yea

[upbeat copper]

Because that's basically the entirety of Castlevania lowkey

Idk about the second Castlevania series though

[proper crest]

We will try

We will tell you if it’s good in our opinion

[upbeat copper]

Aight

I hunger..

Hmmmm

[proper crest]

Chocolate yuh

[upbeat copper]

Chocolate makes me more hunger

[proper crest]

Hm

Sandvich

[upbeat copper]

No bread :(

WHY IS THERE NOTHING TO EAT IN THIS HOUSE

[proper crest]

No bread Sandvich

[upbeat copper]

I make ramen

[proper crest]

Is like no bread Sandvich

[zinc frigate]

[dawn orchid]

Mwehehehehe

Something big is coming

I'm waiting for my art commision to be done

[languid grove]

[zinc frigate]

Hello

[ruby zealot]

p ** **

[languid grove]

AAAAAA
Hallo

[zinc frigate]

How is ye

[ruby zealot]

water woke
and cat woke

[zinc frigate]

Why they always call me woke?

I’m barely even awake

[ruby zealot]

fine water tired

also the mayor of my city made the buses free on saturdays

[zinc frigate]

Nice

[ruby zealot]

shout out my boy [REDACTED DUE TO PRIVACY REASONS] he the goat

[zinc frigate]

If only our mayor here could like…. Do decent stuff for public transit

[ruby zealot]

o7

[zinc frigate]

We got trains but legit it’s way better to just drive, if the trains even worth taking since barely any stations actually near me

[ruby zealot]

it goes like trains>cars>buses

[proper crest]

Can confirm
Castlevania is good

[zinc frigate]

Which castlevania?

[proper crest]

Uh

Yes?
Animated
Netflix

[zinc frigate]

Oh the anime

Thought you meant the game

[proper crest]

There’s a not anime?

[zinc frigate]

The animated version whatever close enough

[proper crest]

Nah
We like castlevania
Or we would
Probably

We thought you meant there may be a live action

Anyway
Hru

[zinc frigate]

Tired hbu

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[proper crest]

Also tired
Exceptionally so

[daring halo]

hi

[ruby zealot]

yo

[digital nacelle]

Hellllllllo

[primal spire]

@dawn ingot funnily enough i got Sonic Generations for the PlayStation 3

[languid grove]

I’m so bored

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo rika

[unreal kiln]

Hello bored I'm Rika

[ripe burrow]

Lol

[languid grove]

No no you’re bored and I’m Rika

[ripe burrow]

No you're not

[unreal kiln]

Hello Rika I'm bored

[languid grove]

I’m not not I’m Rika

[ripe burrow]

Nuh uh

[languid grove]

YUH UH

You’re not

[ripe burrow]

NUH UHHHHHH

[languid grove]

I’m Rika

[unreal kiln]

Who tryna go to Sherbrooke, North Dakota

[ripe burrow]

Hi North Dakota I'm Itai

[unreal kiln]

So wait if you're not not and itai is not not then is not not real?

[languid grove]

Why do no jobs REPLY TO YOU

AT LEAST REJECT ME

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[ripe burrow]

Hi Jobs I'm Itai

I have job

[unreal kiln]

No job wants me except for Lockheed Martin I don't wanna do that

[ripe burrow]

Some times you gotta study for a job

Like I have

[upbeat copper]

I miss my boyfriends

[ripe burrow]

Huh

[upbeat copper]

?

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[unreal kiln]

You ever heard of a boyfriend

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

These are like basic retail shop jobs

[dreamy knoll]

[upbeat copper]

OW

[languid grove]

I’ve done courses on customer service for them too

[upbeat copper]

Not nice

[languid grove]

I just have no experience

[dreamy knoll]

Hey u swung first

[upbeat copper]

Grrrr

[dreamy knoll]

Dont grrrr at me for u swinging first

[ripe burrow]

No no I'm a gym coach and a personal trainer 😭

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

STOPPP FIGHTINGGGG

[dreamy knoll]

Wanna remove france 4?

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

Oh oki

[upbeat copper]

[thin prairie]

Stop yelling

[languid grove]

THEY WERE FIGHTING

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

[ripe burrow]

When people fight in my gym I say bye bye and their membershipz are poof

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

Awww so tiny

[unreal kiln]

Rika hear me out lie on your resume

[languid grove]

Anyway I’m making chicken nuggets for breakfast technically

[languid grove]

It isn’t that simple

[unreal kiln]

10 years in prison is light work

[languid grove]

If I lie about experience they can call a place to see if I have worked there

[thin prairie]

Lying on your CV is bad practice

And stupid

[languid grove]

Yeah I ain’t lying

I have applied for two jobs but they’re both Sunday jobs

[thin prairie]

If they find out your lying you garentee you AIN'T getting it
And majority of the time they can figure it out

[unreal kiln]

What is a Sunday job

[languid grove]

A job that’s on Sunday

[unreal kiln]

What services need to be done only on sunday

[ripe burrow]

Job available only in sunday

[languid grove]

Shops that are open all week

[digital nacelle]

What are yall talking about

[languid grove]

Employees need a day off

[dreamy knoll]

Ok depends how much u lying about if u worked in the field for like 2.8 years its just worth saying 3 at that point but if u say 10 years while u have like 1 year then ofc thats bad

[unreal kiln]

Oh right I forgot that in Europe ur entitled to days off

[languid grove]

They tend to hire someone for the Sunday to handle things

[ripe burrow]

I got a week off because I'm the only coach for now 😭

I had to pick up 20KGs so many times

[unreal kiln]

Yeah I had to work pretty much every day bc del taco had maybe 4 employees

[ripe burrow]

Gym need 3, a receptionist that does the membership thingy, me and a janitor.

Muscles hurt sometimes 😭

[unreal kiln]

We had 4 employees in the building at all times usually and I was almost always one of them

Every day there was school I worked and then I would work the weekends if I didn't have something stupid to do

[ripe burrow]

I work 4 days a week

[digital nacelle]

Hello (again) i change my pfp what do yall thinks

[unreal kiln]

To be fair nobody in Florida is going to del taco at like 4pm to 12am

[ripe burrow]

cool

[digital nacelle]

Yay

[languid grove]

My dog has made eye contact with my chicken nuggets

[ripe burrow]

I work from 4pm to 11pm
But now manager wants to see me pain so 3pm

[unreal kiln]

Breaking Rika's dog is looking at Rika's nuggets with violent intent

[languid grove]

More like greedy hungry intent

[ripe burrow]

Are you sure that the chicken nuggets haven't made an eye contact first?

[unreal kiln]

Breaking violent nuggets attack Rika's dog

5 missing 3 critical

[languid grove]

No they’re in my mouth

Only two survivors are left

[unreal kiln]

So ur dog is making eye contact with your mouth

[ripe burrow]

exactly what i wanted to say

[languid grove]

And the two left on my plate

He has made eye contact with me now

[ripe burrow]

give doggo a piece

😢

[languid grove]

No it’s too greasy for him

HELP HE ONT HE TABLE

[ripe burrow]

fine but if he says please then you have to give him

[languid grove]

HELP

[ripe burrow]

AH

WHAT

[drifting matrix]

Nah

[languid grove]

Unpredictable move from my dog, he jumped up on the table

[unreal kiln]

Rika do you think if your dog met my dog that they'd have different dog accents

[languid grove]

Probably

My dog is white but he’s been raised by a brown family

[dawn ingot]

I think the version of sonic generations at the orthodontist was the Xbox 360 version, although I never got the game personally

[ripe burrow]

Now you gotta buy more Chicken Nuggets

[languid grove]

It’s not good for him, no chicken nuggets for him

[ripe burrow]

doggy nuggets?

[daring halo]

hi

[unreal kiln]

No dogs don't need to eat dogs

Dogs eat rice and fish

[ripe burrow]

right

[daring halo]

dogs are omnivores which is quite funny, they're built like such carnivores

[ripe burrow]

ever seen a 60 year old yelling at a 16 year old cause of a chest press?

[languid grove]

This is true my dog enjoys his veggies

[ripe burrow]

good dawg

what's their name

[daring halo]

thats cool

[unreal kiln]

My dog absolutely loves watermelon

He is very dumb and eats the rinds

[languid grove]

AWE

It’s very good for dogs but people do forget that too much can make them quite ill due to the water intake

Depends on the size of the dog

[indigo hull]

-# almost like they’re called watermelons for a reason

[languid grove]

No way

[indigo hull]

I’d be scared if they called them crude oil melons

[undone cypress]

lemonademelons

[brisk shard]

Melonmelons

[indigo hull]

Materwelon

[digital nacelle]

Yay doggo

[digital nacelle]

MATERWELON!!!!

[unreal kiln]

He gets some as a treat if he's been good

The other one takes what she wants and holds no prisoners

[upbeat charm]

good morning

[ruby zealot]

hi glaggle my fav ball how are you

[ruby zealot]

hi ant

[upbeat charm]

[ruby zealot]

hi stroms

[ruby zealot]

sup noodle

[ruby zealot]

yo kit

[unreal kiln]

Whole squad pulling up

[brisk shard]

Hi Maspet

[indigo hull]

Oh god they turned you into phosphorus

[upbeat charm]

that’s not a bad thing

[unreal kiln]

Just get into the soil alr bro😂😂😂

My plant needs help rooting😭😭😭🏳️‍⚧️😂😂😂

[indigo hull]

Erm, white phosphorus is extremely flammable

[digital nacelle]

What should i call my little goober

[indigo hull]

Red phosphorus too by extent but less so

[upbeat charm]

and puppet wasn’t already?

[unreal kiln]

Doomud

[digital nacelle]

Your plants are trans?

[digital nacelle]

Thanks

[unreal kiln]

Puppets are usually made of wood, ergo flammable

[lusty gorge]

Bingus

[unreal kiln]

No most of them are the I in lgbtqia

Cuz they're gymnosperms

[digital nacelle]

Oh ok

[unreal kiln]

#gymnospermaholic

[indigo hull]

i mean i'd be supportive of my pot plants if they came out gay

[unreal kiln]

Potted or pot

[daring halo]

I guess plants be reproducing with themselves

[unreal kiln]

They do that sometimes

[digital nacelle]

Imagine your son say he is a plant

[indigo hull]

pot as in cannabis

[unreal kiln]

Not in my house

[ashen dagger]

Hi

[digital nacelle]

Based

[unreal kiln]

Weed is lowk a gay plant

[indigo hull]

huh

[upbeat charm]

he’ll be in the garden getting all da sunlight

[unreal kiln]

Eggs actly

[digital nacelle]

It can make you gay too so

[lusty gorge]

I'd argue Aloe is

[unreal kiln]

Not yeah for sure dude that's what I meant to say

Thanks Mr autocorrect

[indigo hull]

autocorrect made it better fym

[lusty gorge]

It's name sounds like a zesty "hello"

[daring halo]

Aloe vera is like a gay person greeting their gay friend

[unreal kiln]

It also has two first names which is a very gay thing

Aloe Vera

[digital nacelle]

I have two first name am i gay?

[quasi hare]

Why wont it let me go to memes

[unreal kiln]

Up to you

[digital nacelle]

Oh yeah i forgot

[unreal kiln]

U need image perms

[lusty gorge]

[unreal kiln]

Read all the rules and roles channels buddy

[quasi hare]

WTF us thst

[daring halo]

I don't have other name

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBARK

[daring halo]

Just mirel AHHH ?!!

[lusty gorge]

SPRAY BOTTLE

[gritty temple]

[humble isle]

[digital nacelle]

So you are called " "

[gritty temple]

WEHHH

[daring halo]

I guess I was going for Mirelin but it isn't a very catchy name

[indigo hull]

the guy with no name

quickest shot on the west of the Mississippi

[daring halo]

I am the bean with one name

[digital nacelle]

Yeah and why is Camouflage not write

[gritty temple]

I am the dog with 2000 names

[digital nacelle]

[daring halo]

I guess the advantage of, the dysphoria, is that I can just say my whole name without idk privacy trouble or something, mirel...

[digital nacelle]

Mirel

[gritty temple]

Muriel

[marsh ledge]

I'm slow I don't get it

[daring halo]

eek

[brisk shard]

Hi slow

[daring halo]

I meant to say erm but it.made me an anime girl

[digital nacelle]

[brisk shard]

Im Bungus or Kitsune

[gritty temple]

Kyaaaaa!!

[marsh ledge]

What?

[digital nacelle]

Cheap jason is here!!!

[daring halo]

kyaa!! >w< eek!!

[gritty temple]

[marsh ledge]

Don't send the message until it's fully clear

I hate it when people do that QwQ

[brisk shard]

You could say that yeah

[daring halo]

just saying that I find it somewhat funny because like, I get to choose my own name which is currently mirel, and unlike other people in which idk real names could be troubling to reveal online, I'm just, mirel, because it's not my legal name, idk :3

[marsh ledge]

It's cool cuz you can choose your own name :]

[digital nacelle]

That's what she said

[marsh ledge]

Oke

[daring halo]

I'm a she now ?!

blehh overwhelming day I'll take a nap or something

nvm I got things to do danr it

[ruby zealot]

i gotta bake muffins for my college class is this a w?

[daring halo]

w

[languid grove]

YAYY

[digital nacelle]

And what do they do. you do muffins but what do they do for you

[gritty temple]

FINALLY I got sticker perms

[ruby zealot]

food

holy caps

[dawn orchid]

y'all forgot about the toilet

[brisk shard]

Skibize ro

[gritty temple]

[dawn orchid]

Waddup :3c

[daring halo]

erm

[brisk shard]

Hi

[dawn orchid]

[dawn orchid]

[indigo hull]

Man why tf the sky crying

[daring halo]

woww stickers

[indigo hull]

Who pissed on its parade?

[daring halo]

and emojis

[daring halo]

precipitation

[steady owl]

Holy shit they’re going to split the Star Wars sequels off into their own timeline and do new sequels

[indigo hull]

Oh god

This goes one of two ways

[daring halo]

is that good or bad

[dawn orchid]

Because, 'didn't you see the news today I heard they said it looked like rain'

[daring halo]

omg weathergirl

[indigo hull]

No I keep up with the olds

Not the news

[steady owl]

Good because anything is better than the current sequels

[brisk shard]

Waves in Kitsune

Kitsune Wave Emoji

[dawn orchid]

Imagine they somehow mess this up even further

[indigo hull]

That was one of two scenarios I had thought

[dawn orchid]

it will make the starwars fan explode

[spice geyser]

What the Zoink?

[indigo hull]

The other is that they’re better but still not rivaling the prequels

[steady owl]

How can they get worse than “Somehow Palpatine returned”

[indigo hull]

“Somehow, Vader returned”

[dawn orchid]

Vader uses his totem of undying

[indigo hull]

Lmao

[dawn orchid]

😭

[daring halo]

somehow, aldeeran returned..

[dawn orchid]

I doubt it'll somehow get worse since there's so many room for improvements that the only way is up

[indigo hull]

True

[dawn orchid]

Somehow, Jarjar binks returns and becomes the main character

[indigo hull]

Darth Jarjar confirmed

[languid grove]

Metal pipe

[dawn orchid]

Rika

[languid grove]

Zero

[dawn orchid]

[languid grove]

AAAAAAAAA

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[daring halo]

it's like an anime standoff and one character struck first

[steady owl]

[dawn orchid]

Nuh uh

also hru omar?

[languid grove]

I’m so bored AUGGHH

[steady owl]

Scary noise

[woven flicker]

🥒

[steady owl]

Loud

[woven flicker]

Alright getting ready for some classes hru?

[daring halo]

holy shit this emoji is horrifying

[languid grove]

AAAAAAAA

[daring halo]

what the hell is that

[dawn orchid]

Waiting for eepy time

[steady owl]

Hi so bored AUGGHH! I’m Sylvia!

[woven flicker]

Sleep

[indigo hull]

No it isn’t? It’s a replication of what looking directly into the remnants of Chernobyl unit 4 would be

[gritty temple]

The wretched cucumber

[dawn orchid]

it's 7 pm

leave my bad decisions alone

[daring halo]

tbh closer to looking at like a cosmic being that's checking out earth

[indigo hull]

This could be true

[woven flicker]

Sleep

[ashen dagger]

[indigo hull]

But we still haven’t made first contact so

[woven flicker]

Fr

[ashen dagger]

Ok but think about this
What if we did, and its coming back

[daring halo]

crappppp it ate Jupiter

[indigo hull]

Seven Hour War

[daring halo]

I do like different renditions of cosmic horror and their scale and how they affect us

[dawn orchid]

anywho

[languid grove]

[dawn orchid]

I'll begone into the depths of my man cave

and return to this chat once every full moon

[woven flicker]

Spray bottling you

And that’s enough rika bullying today

[woven flicker]

Eating the moon

[daring halo]

what is a man cave

[woven flicker]

It will haunt you

[dawn orchid]

fancy term for bedroom

[daring halo]

cool

[indigo hull]

Oh thank god finally

[daring halo]

as opposed to woman cave

[indigo hull]

I’ve been telling people for so long now we should blow up the moon

[dawn orchid]

atleast for my language dictionary

[dawn orchid]

but but

I want to howl everytime the moon appears

[woven flicker]

What the butt

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[dawn orchid]

nuh uh

I'd disappear

[daring halo]

erm

[dawn orchid]

anywho gn

[daring halo]

anyhorse..

[woven flicker]

Sleep well

[daring halo]

I do kind of wonder if my English is like, good, especially because I've never really formally learned English before

[gritty temple]

Oweeee my tummy hurt

[daring halo]

that's unfortunate

[languid grove]

Anymeow

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

on this day in 1659 Richard Cromwell was removed from power and the Rump Parliament was restored

the first steps to the Stuart Restoration in 1660

[daring halo]

on this day, 400,000 years ago

[pseudo pollen]

Tired

[daring halo]

the old ones came back to give us a forbidden.. knowledge

[daring halo]

aw you should get rest when you can

[pseudo pollen]

I will

[woven flicker]

Anyroar

[ruby zealot]

RAAAAAAAAGH I HATE SCHOOL

[uneven jacinth]

my schools sirens went off today😭

[brisk shard]

Question mark

[languid grove]

[brisk shard]

Ow

[indigo hull]

guy named mark: hmm?

[lusty gorge]

Rika Stinka

[daring halo]

smhhh I showed a digital poster I've made to a classmate, and they said their poster is way better, and they made it fully!! with ai!!! didn't even use a template for mine ://

slightly bad mood but it's ok

[elder moon]

hi chat

[azure viper]

Kill them?

[elfin wing]

I love indie devs but also damn... sometimes they do not cook

f.e. the dead as disco scoring system

[elder moon]

"mods, kill this guy."

[azure viper]

What is the scoring system

[daring halo]

pfft

[daring halo]

helloo

[azure viper]

No one who uses ai and claims to do a good job on anything is correct

[elfin wing]

works based off stars but nobody knows how the stars even work
presumedly, they're awarded depending on score but the score threshold is so fucking high, you can't get 5 stars unless you're minmaxxing your gameplay to be the most optimized
(you need 5 stars on all story missions plus on 15 challenges to get specific cosmetics)

for completionists, it's hell

[azure viper]

Oh that's so so dumb what the hell

[elfin wing]

to be fair, the game just came out in a public early access yesterday so janky shit is to be expected

[azure viper]

It's true

[elfin wing]

but also.. damn, the playtesters didn't check this?

[azure viper]

I heard about that

[daring halo]

yeahhh it's like 5 hours of work and research vs prompt ://

[elfin wing]

i have every cosmetic unlocked except for the ones requiring 5 stars

[azure viper]

"Mine is better" you also cheated

[elfin wing]

i spent 4 consecutive hours on a SINGLE level and still couldn't hit the 5 star count

it just isn't fun

[daring halo]

ikr!!!!!!! the guts to say that!!!!

[daring halo]

o interesting

[azure viper]

I'm sure if they fixed it it would be better

[azure viper]

Precisely

[daring halo]

so it's like super unbalanced?

[elfin wing]

they'll probably fix it eventually, especially with the community backlash

[azure viper]

Definitely

[elfin wing]

it just angers me that I have to look at a locked cosmetic knowing I can't get it but other people can

[azure viper]

Other people are nerds

[elfin wing]

I want to get those cosmetics to customize my character but I don't want to just sit and play the same level over and over

especially the main story boss levels considering there's 1 checkpoint for THREE FUCKING PHASES

[azure viper]

Biggest pet peeve of all time

[elfin wing]

especially because one such boss has attacks that have fucking nightreign hitboxes

if you know, you know

[ripe burrow]

henlo

[inland snow]

It is Wednesday my dudes

Have a happy Wednesday

[dreamy knoll]

You

[elfin wing]

[dreamy knoll]

U know what time it is?

[elfin wing]

uhhh, maybe

[elfin wing]

can't get on just yet but I'll be able to soon

[dreamy knoll]

Bet cuz i need to consume foods

[onyx igloo]

Hey guys. I need to distract myself or else I'll become depression incarnate
How are yall

[frozen laurel]

down to my last Khora Prime relic😭

[lusty gorge]

I am Tubulartastic Broblinskimatorinator
Hbu

[onyx igloo]

Silly
I feel so, so, so down
I might start skipping school 😭

[lusty gorge]

Ay
Education is important

[grand coral]

It's Wednesday my dudes

[lusty gorge]

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[grand coral]

Hello

[daring halo]

hiii I'm ok rn

today sux tho

you ok?

[grand coral]

Nice you like deltarune and undertale

[onyx igloo]

I have cooking class and maths till 3:15pm with two teachers I dispise
I shouldn't be near kitchen appliances

[compact sky]

i am mike the hardcore+awesome

[lusty gorge]

And Oneshot

[grand coral]

Nice

[lusty gorge]

But yes mostly Deltarune and Undertale

[grand coral]

I only know the character in your pfp cause of Indie Cross Episode 2

[lusty gorge]

Believe it or not my pfp isn't Niko
It's The World Machine

[grand coral]

Lol

[onyx igloo]

Not at all
Yesterday I got absolutely yelled at and insulted because I accidentally said something hurtful to a girl with no parents, because I was overwhelmed. I then got lectured to stfu because Im not funny by friends. Went out for ice cream in the rain, had a terrible nightmare, slept in and got lectured cuz I ate breakfast when I wasn't allowed to

[undone cypress]

what do you fucking mean eat breakfast when you weren't allowed that
thats fucking neglect

[grand coral]

Yeah fr

[undone cypress]

I haven't slept at all so pardon any typing mistakes

[onyx igloo]

I live in a living group with 8 other teenagers and supervisors. At 10am, the kitchen closes till 2pm but I woke up at 9:26 instead of 6:30. And I am a slow eater in the morning

So all in all, I feel like absolute shit

[onyx igloo]

Hi

[indigo hull]

metalheads when i pull out the comically large magnet

[lusty gorge]

Rikaka

Rishita

[languid grove]

Hallo

[lusty gorge]

ollaH

[indigo hull]

wait a minute...

hola backwards is aloh

[grand coral]

Lmao

[pliant flame]

Aloh a

Were Hawaiians secretly Spanish or the other way around?

[ripe marten]

Made some pancakes, only to then learn there’s no maple syrup. It’s one of those days.

[ripe burrow]

yummers

[real python]

Yummers

[lusty gorge]

Rika can I Throw you like a Baseball?

[indigo hull]

Damn this is some hard rain

My street’s a fuckin river now

[dry rock]

She's more like a golf ball

But smaller

Maybe like a marble

[indigo hull]

The ball from Pong?

[dry rock]

Hmmmm

Nah a bit smaller

@thin prairie get in here we making fun of Rika for being short

:3

[woven nimbus]

morning chat☀️

[thin prairie]

No rika friend bald fart

[languid grove]

No

[lusty gorge]

[dry rock]

And I'm not?

[indigo hull]

Nah you gotta throw a pitch for Babe Ruth

[dry rock]

I'm not ur fren?

[indigo hull]

He hit his first home run on this day in 1915

[thin prairie]

Hmmmm
NAHHH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[indigo hull]

In his MLB career

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

Always yapping history

[lusty gorge]

Ass Burger

[indigo hull]

They also opened the Eiffel Tower on this day in 1889

Biggest waste of money in French history imo

[languid grove]

Is it really though?

Think about how much profit they’ve made via tourism

It must far exceed the cost of the tower by now

[opaque dust]

im in school rm

fml my school has ai art in it

[indigo hull]

Many artists and sculptors at the time protested against its construction

[gritty temple]

Ooooooooo you wanna take the art down so bad OoOoOooOooooOo

[indigo hull]

On the grounds that it overshadowed other monuments such as the Notre Dame Cathedral, Arch de Triomphe, the Louvre, etc.

[gritty temple]

Normally I would not encourage vandalism or destruction of property but oOooOooOooo take the arttttt

[indigo hull]

In what they described as “a gigantic smokestack” and “a hateful column of Bolted sheet metal”

[daring halo]

oh my god

[elfin wing]

accurate

[indigo hull]

im glad we can agree on this stance

guys i have great news, its Sigmund Freud's birthday today

[dry rock]

No soft tacos for u

[south gale]

The Founder of CNN and Cartoon Network, Ted Turner, has died an hour ago in the age of 87

He was a legend

[coral token]

I need a latte

[indigo hull]

the ghost of Freud strikes

[coral token]

Can someone give me back my electricity

[muted garnet]

GUYS I HAVE AMAZING NEWS!

I GOT SUBWAY

[indigo hull]

im terribly sorry for your loss

[muted garnet]

bro i love subway!

but i thank you for that

[pallid lodge]

Your punishment will be watching the Game Grumps Subway rant

jkjk, enjoy your sandwich lol

[glad zinc]

I just ate an f150

[daring halo]

sub way surfr

bowowoowomp papaparapapapapa

[glad zinc]

My F-150 was tasty

[muted garnet]

WHAT! i guess i can...

glad to know

[pure pike]

Did somebody say skibidi toilet?

[glad zinc]

Did you know it's illegal to run into a store and steal the entire cash register

[muted garnet]

wait fr?

[glad zinc]

Sadly

I'm on the run rn

Cause I did that

[pure pike]

I'm gonna tell on you

[glad zinc]

Nuh uh

[reef zealot]

[coral token]

[dusky river]

[reef zealot]

[drowsy bridge]

Hello chat

[ripe burrow]

uh

wrong emoji

[drowsy bridge]

[ripe burrow]

AHH

[drowsy bridge]

This is what happens when you don’t brush your teeth

[ripe burrow]

I do brush them

[drowsy bridge]

Do you floss daily though?

[glad zinc]

I have a plan

[humble isle]

Rolla

[late basin]

Uh oh.

[lusty gorge]

Roller? I hardly know er!

[reef zealot]

They see me rollin

[indigo hull]

Rolling Thunder

[reef zealot]

They hatin

[drowsy bridge]

Is it to brush and floss daily?

I love taking care of my teeth

[lusty gorge]

Cut to Charles flying a helicopter into a building

[humble isle]

How are you big foppa

[reef zealot]

Im good :3 wbuu

[humble isle]

Annoyed at teacher bullshit

[reef zealot]

Damn

[ripe burrow]

yes

[jade sail]

Me when I go to twitch dot tv slash jimmyhere and spam the most out of pocket shit imaginable

[chrome torrent]

JIMMY

ITS WEDNESDAY

[shy kraken]

Is it just me or is it just damn hard to find phone cases for specifically the model you have?

[gleaming falcon]

yep TuT

[shy kraken]

All of the ones I find on marketplace are too far for me to get and the only other places to get them is a store

[gleaming falcon]

could always find a cheap one on amazon

[shy kraken]

Would have to have my mom buy it cuz I can’t

[brave vault]

Birthday boy today!
It’s my birthday!

[gleaming falcon]

nice ^^ happy birthday

[copper sedge]

All of you are my friends

[gleaming falcon]

if you say so

[shy kraken]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[brave vault]

Thank you ^^

[compact sky]

happy birthday spider-man

thank you for all your efforts in real life new york city

[lusty gorge]

Happy birthday, Spidey!!!

[upbeat copper]

Mmmm no

[brave vault]

Thanks ^ ^

[upbeat copper]

Habbirday

Bro been here for 2 years and doesn't have his birthday set

[lusty gorge]

Maybe Spidey doesn't know how to use dd

[upbeat copper]

🥀

[lusty gorge]

💨

[lusty gorge]

Rikawkaw

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Hi silly 🫂

[languid grove]

Hallo

[lusty gorge]

Hru

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

Augh

[humble isle]

[woven flicker]

Violence

[woven flicker]

Biting you with love and kindness

[upbeat copper]

No violence or I'll be sad

[woven flicker]

And just biting you

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[upbeat copper]

NO VIOLENCE

[woven flicker]

Roar

[upbeat copper]

[lusty gorge]

Hugging you

[woven flicker]

ACK

ICK

[lusty gorge]

Showing you that I care for you

I shall win with the power of friendship

[upbeat copper]

Biting you with anger and malice

[lusty gorge]

Hugging you

[humble isle]

I love how American teachers are essentially forced to gas up the education system like it functions at all.

[upbeat copper]

[lusty gorge]

[thin prairie]

Teeth

[upbeat copper]

Hi spider 🫂

[thin prairie]

[indigo hull]

award winning smile

[upbeat copper]

Ah so many teeths

[thin prairie]

Yes

[humble isle]

Award Losing Smile —>

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

award losing smile is a new one

[gritty temple]

BARKBARK BARK

[upbeat copper]

🪥

[upbeat copper]

AH SO SCARY AAAAAA

I so little don't hurt me

[gritty temple]

[lusty gorge]

SPRAY BOTTLE

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

RUFF RUFF RUFF

[drowsy bridge]

Exam today

[lusty gorge]

Would you stop barking for a Scooby snack?

[gritty temple]

My barking ceases for nothing

[upbeat copper]

But what if I say plis?

[languid grove]

AWOOO BARKBARKBARK

[upbeat copper]

Is so scary

[gritty temple]

I’m going to bite you

[upbeat copper]

AAAAAAAAA

[gritty temple]

RUFFRUFFF BARKBAKRABARK

[upbeat copper]

Nooo I so little don't hurt me

[humble isle]

These dogs I can’t

[gritty temple]

I’ll send Rika after you so the fight is fair

[languid grove]

GRRRRR MEOOOWWWW SLUR

BARKBARKBARK SLUR

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

[lusty gorge]

[indigo hull]

[languid grove]

Ahem, cuse me

[upbeat copper]

I'm 203 cm, Rika is 2 cm

[languid grove]

BITCH

[upbeat copper]

With love with love

[languid grove]

wait what’s 4’11 in cm

[upbeat copper]

Lemme translate

[gritty temple]

She so itsy bitsy

[languid grove]

I’M LIKE 150 CM IF YOU ROUND IT

[upbeat copper]

149

.86

[lusty gorge]

Short ahh mf

[coral token]

"if you round it"

[upbeat copper]

Like a little bug

[gritty temple]

The miniature Rika

[indigo hull]

in the US i think its like a inch above what is legally considered a dwarf

[languid grove]

I’m going to fight you all

I’M NOT A DWARF??

[upbeat copper]

BUT I MEAN IT WITH LOVE

[indigo hull]

you're teetering on it

[gritty temple]

I’m just a puppy tho

[lusty gorge]

I'll just pick u up
What can you do then

[indigo hull]

-# source: you're as tall as my damn mom 😭

[languid grove]

If you pick me up I will maul your face off.

[lusty gorge]

I'll just hold you far away from my face

[gritty temple]

It’s like getting scratched up by a plastic fork

[thin prairie]

I win

[upbeat copper]

I pick you up to help you grab a mug to make tea in

[languid grove]

NO PICKING ME UP

[upbeat copper]

[lusty gorge]

🐜
🫴

[languid grove]

Only Gehe can pick me up
If anyone else does, I will choose violence

[upbeat copper]

Gehe is also short

[languid grove]

TF YOU MEAN SHORT

[indigo hull]

you'll be sad to know he agrees with me on my view of the Eiffel Tower

[thin prairie]

Fine
No picking up rika

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

He’s like 5’8

[upbeat copper]

A whole foot shorter than me

[lusty gorge]

Still short

[thin prairie]

No way your taller then me

[upbeat copper]

203 cm

[languid grove]

She is

[upbeat copper]

203.3*

[gritty temple]

I wish gingers were real

[upbeat copper]

I am

[thin prairie]

Idk my exact weight

[languid grove]

HELP??

[indigo hull]

i wish Rome was real

[upbeat copper]

Weight

[lusty gorge]

Damn ur 6'8"?

[gritty temple]

[thin prairie]

Height.....
I typed height

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

[thin prairie]

[lusty gorge]

Finally met someone taller than me.

[upbeat copper]

THATS MINE GRR

[indigo hull]

you are four inches taller than Abraham Lincoln

tallest US president to date

[thin prairie]

No

[languid grove]

How tall are you Honley

[thin prairie]

Uh

I think 5'7

[lusty gorge]

SHORTSTACK

[upbeat copper]

Only person I know who's taller than me is my peepaw (7'0" or 213.3 cm)

[languid grove]

That’s a good height

How tall is Floobius

[thin prairie]

Ik I'm shorter then splashy atleast

[indigo hull]

im somewhere around that

[thin prairie]

Taller then me

[indigo hull]

5"7 to 5"9

[granite totem]

Mrowww

I'm 5'5

[lusty gorge]

So many Leprechauns here oh my god

[indigo hull]

its because I have Irish ancestry isn't it?

[lusty gorge]

Bitch I have Irish ancestry too

[indigo hull]

oh

carry on then

[lusty gorge]

I love me lucky charms
They're magically delicious!

[indigo hull]

i love me little armalite

[lusty gorge]

I'm so Irish everywhere I walk four leaf clovers sprout from the ground

[humble isle]

I hate being tall it’s so dysphoria inducing help

[little loom]

im so pissed

recording something over and over again, get the perfect take and realize YOU DIDNT HIT RECORD