general

[onyx igloo]

Literally me

My best friend ordered me to go to bed the second I finish my ice cream (it's hella good ice cream)

[stone condor]

Nyom nyom

[onyx igloo]

Yessir

I am eating the ice cream with a spoon I stole from my internship
If anyone cares...

:/

[fresh geyser]

Cool

[compact sky]

hello people

[glass kettle]

Project Execution is almost finished.

[woven flicker]

Yawn

[languid grove]

Putting my finger in your mouth

[woven flicker]

Yawn….

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[languid grove]

[woven flicker]

ACK

[woven flicker]

Putting my shoulder on yo head

Cause you short

[indigo hull]

oh boy its Robespierre's birthday tomorrow

and the Hindenburg is gonna explode too

[ruby zealot]

rika

can i dm you?

[languid grove]

Idk, can you?

[ruby zealot]

...

[languid grove]

This means you would have to flip yourself upside down

[ruby zealot]

im going to waterboard you

[woven flicker]

NUH

[languid grove]

Just dm me you thumb

[indigo hull]

Tom Thumb?

[proper crest]

[vagrant scarab]

Good morning.

[coral token]

John Thumb

[languid jackal]

ah yes

john the thumb sottocapo

[stark onyx]

Interesting conversation to open discord to

[ruby zealot]

it is

[stark onyx]

Talkin about thumbs and waterboarding

[real python]

Hmmmm

[ruby zealot]

we dont talk about me waterboarding rika

[stark onyx]

We are definitely talking about that

[ruby zealot]

nuh uh

[stark onyx]

XD

[ruby zealot]

check cat-dog-shitpost in fiche's server

[stark onyx]

Don't you know cats hate water

Why would you do that

[ruby zealot]

[bleak warren]

Gehe suddenly appears behind you and then you wake up in mexico

[ruby zealot]

he wouldn't i paid him 20 bucks /srs

[plush bone]

they are the most dehydrated animals on earth

(sarcasm)

[stark onyx]

Hi smudge! I feel like I haven't seen you in a while 0_o

[indigo hull]

no those are cacti

[ruby zealot]

compressing you into a diamond

[plush bone]

🌵

throw cactus at

[stark onyx]

Would that physically work

[ruby zealot]

idk lemme check

[stark onyx]

Like I know humans are carbon based life forms but 😭

[ruby zealot]

you cannot compress a human being into a diamond sadly...but im gonna compress you into a cube

[stark onyx]

I'm already a cube

[ruby zealot]

cube³

cubed cube

[stark onyx]

🤔

[obtuse marten]

I've never understood why people dip cookies in milk

[stark onyx]

Tastes good

[ruby zealot]

TREY! wassup big dawg

[obtuse marten]

For me it doesn't change anything, now I just have a soggy cookie.

[obtuse marten]

Waddup

[ruby zealot]

🤝 💥

[stark onyx]

That's why you eat it fast

[bleak warren]

if the cookie gets soggy, you're dipping wrong

[stark onyx]

And don't dunk the whole dang cookie at once 😭

Don't waterboard your cookies 👍

[ruby zealot]

DONT TELL ME HOW TO MILKBOARD MY COOKIES

[ruby zealot]

...what the heck

[plush bone]

dipping cookies in water

[sacred creek]

sup :3

[plush bone]

😋

[stark onyx]

No I meant like waterboarding them... In milk

[plush bone]

ik

[stark onyx]

So I guess milk boarding is correct

[obtuse marten]

Anything you gotta eat fast that isn't hot food is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS /heavy j

[ruby zealot]

the day cmdblox says fuck is the day i can die peacefully

[plush bone]

blending cookies into water

[obtuse marten]

Even when I dip it fast now what, it's just a wet cookie now.

[stark onyx]

Ffffffffffffffrick

[sacred creek]

water cookie

[bleak warren]

yes, that's the point, you are moistening it with milk

[ruby zealot]

dipping bread in water

[devout spoke]

Gn @nocturne nimbus

[stark onyx]

moist cookie

[obtuse marten]

A moist cookie.

[ruby zealot]

moist cookie best cookie

[sacred creek]

h20 cookie

[obtuse marten]

I'll humbly pass

[stark onyx]

Twenty hydrogens???

[ruby zealot]

too much

[obtuse marten]

I want my shit crunchy or soft out the box

[sacred creek]

h50 cookie

[ruby zealot]

lets not get hasty

[obtuse marten]

Cookies with milk is a top tier combo

[stark onyx]

Or you could microwave it next to a glass of water and it might soften a little

[sacred creek]

slime cookie mabe

[ruby zealot]

commandblox do you believe in the jolly phat man?

[obtuse marten]

.....HUH??

[ruby zealot]

too mad

[obtuse marten]

People DO THAT???

[stark onyx]

That's how I resucitated my stale donut

[ruby zealot]

yes

[ruby zealot]

YOU WHAT

[real python]

Let's see who mah celebrity BFF is.
Tom Holland?
Maaaaan I don't wanna talk to yo bitch ass 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[stark onyx]

Idk how to spell it

[indigo hull]

Tom Dutch Republic

[ruby zealot]

so much for nerd

[real python]

And I feel

[obtuse marten]

Dipping cookies in anything to me is like licking the flavor off of a chip before eating it 😭

[stark onyx]

Spelling is hard sometimes man 😔

[ruby zealot]

like tonights gonna be a good night

[sacred creek]

i tryed that and it desintigatet idk why

[stark onyx]

That's the best way to eat chips wdym

[real python]

WRONG

[obtuse marten]

My god.

[stark onyx]

XD

[ruby zealot]

COMMANDBLOX WHAT THE FUCK

[obtuse marten]

Father who art in heaven.

[ruby zealot]

home schooled behaviour

[stark onyx]

I'm only half joking

[sacred creek]

FISH

[stark onyx]

Holy crap I killed chat

[robust field]

just saw jimmy in daily dose

[ruby zealot]

what the fudge

[sacred creek]

nice

[real python]

[stark onyx]

I like the flavoring on the chips 😭

Idk how to defend this

[ruby zealot]

you eat the chips first then lick the spices off your fingers

[stark onyx]

I do that too

[ruby zealot]

THATS THE RIGHT WAY

[indigo hull]

doesn't matter the order the Cola is always last

[sacred creek]

anyone wana play tf2? or no

[bleak warren]

yeah the new wednesday my dudes got featured on there, i hope it brings more attention to Jimmy

[stark onyx]

<-- Biblical levels of greed on this man

[real python]

What would happen if you don't. You don't wash it off and leave the flavorings. Would that mean your fingers would absorb the flavor and taste like that permanently?

[ruby zealot]

no you would be sent to hell by honley

[real python]

We must conduct an experiment

[ruby zealot]

...mustard or ketchup or mayo on the sandwich?

[stark onyx]

What sandwich

[drowsy bridge]

MY PHYSICS TEST GOT POSTPONED

[real python]

500 neutrons

[ruby zealot]

like a normal salami, cheese sandwich

[indigo hull]

500 protons

[wispy moss]

i like both genders

[sacred creek]

990 protonian

[ruby zealot]

500 electrons

[real python]

Bro came in to drop us a fun favt

[stark onyx]

Who the heck is putting ketchup on a lunch meat sandwich

[wispy moss]

asking for a friend

[ruby zealot]

@drowsy bridge

you seeing this?

[plush bone]

mefale

[ruby zealot]

burger you eat with pickles or nah?

[sacred creek]

i can

[stark onyx]

Heck yeah

[drowsy bridge]

Yeah

[wispy moss]

uh okay!

[ruby zealot]

okay thats a w

[stark onyx]

And raw onions like a psycho

[ruby zealot]

asking for a friend raw fish dishes w or nah?

[stark onyx]

Depends

[ruby zealot]

poke bowls, sushi and so on

[stark onyx]

Sushi and stuff is w but just random slab of raw fish absolutely not

[indigo hull]

mmm, gas station sushi

[wispy moss]

what are you guys even saying

[ruby zealot]

?

[stark onyx]

HUUUEEEEGH

[coral token]

words

[ruby zealot]

i hate store bought sushi

[sacred creek]

gas staion sushi mmm

[coral token]

staion

[ruby zealot]

staion

[wispy moss]

q onda crack

lmao

[stark onyx]

???

[coral token]

English only or I'll drop a bomb in your house

[coral token]

It just means what's up

[wispy moss]

awh man

[ruby zealot]

he will do that i am dead

he nuked me

[wispy moss]

imagine

[stark onyx]

In what language 😭

[coral token]

Spanish

[wispy moss]

thats what you get for breathing air

[drowsy bridge]

I would kill you for those

[coral token]

Argentinian accent

[stark onyx]

Ohh

[wispy moss]

portuguese

[ruby zealot]

FYM ME?! WHAT DID I DO

everybody wants to kill me but when i waterboard rika its suddenly a problem?

[stark onyx]

I haven't reached the part of Spanish where I learn slang lol

[sacred creek]

...

[wispy moss]

imagine

[sacred creek]

nice

[coral token]

It doesn't matter how much you understand Spanish

Argentinian slander and slangs will throw you off

[stark onyx]

Ok thanks for the heads up 💀

[wispy moss]

true

[storm whale]

[coral token]

"que onda crack" means what's up, great guy

[wispy moss]

did somebody say teeth

[sacred creek]

bye

[stark onyx]

No?

[coral token]

But the literal translation would be What wave, crack 👽

[wispy moss]

YES LMAOO

[wispy moss]

oh okay

[indigo hull]

glorpshit

[stark onyx]

Just like Mom used to make

[storm whale]

glorpposting

[bleak warren]

[wispy moss]

hey thales

[indigo hull]

wrong mod lmao

[tough quiver]

Glorping everywhere

[wispy moss]

can i say something extremely unfunny

[coral token]

depends

[tough quiver]

Can you?

[ruby zealot]

STOP GLORPSHITTING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stark onyx]

Ewwww

[wispy moss]

wym?

[tough quiver]

Depends

[bleak warren]

NO

[coral token]

is it bad

[wispy moss]

no dude

[bleak warren]

no shot

twice?

[coral token]

ok go ahead

[ruby zealot]

release the honse

🐴

[bleak warren]

[ruby zealot]

GODDAMMIT

[stark onyx]

LOL THALES DELETED MY MESSAGE 😭

[tough quiver]

Hold your honses

[wispy moss]

you look like if a man and a woman had a child @stark onyx

[ruby zealot]

-2 thales ** **

[stark onyx]

Pretty sure that's what happened

[ruby zealot]

you dont know that

[wispy moss]

nah dude you were made by humans

[tough quiver]

Are you sure

[ruby zealot]

maybe he was made in a lab by lizard people

[stark onyx]

[storm whale]

[tough quiver]

Maybe

[indigo hull]

Why did you give the horse beer?

[wispy moss]

humans with bones and skin and muscles

[tough quiver]

Why not

[wispy moss]

yk

[storm whale]

thirsty

[bleak warren]

i didn't, someone else did

[stark onyx]

Pull of your skin

[ruby zealot]

nuh uh you did

[wispy moss]

what

[bleak warren]

i suck at image editing

[wispy moss]

off*

[bleak warren]

i did not make the beerhorse

[wispy moss]

i think

[stark onyx]

Yeah I typo'd

[tough quiver]

*beer honse

[wispy moss]

its okay

[stark onyx]

The irony is insane

[wispy moss]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[indigo hull]

guys, i dont mean to alarm you, but the dead may be walking

[tough quiver]

No way

[lusty gorge]

S0w0uslover

[graceful phoenix]

argentinian spanish is to spain spanish what scottish-english is to american english

[indigo hull]

i would generally assume most of Latin America is like that

im not sure

[stark onyx]

Oh dear that's quite the difference

[graceful phoenix]

My dad did a mission in argentina. They sent him to a camp just to learn spanish for like 2 months straight before sending him down, but when he got there he basically had to throw everything out and start learning the language again

[coral token]

lmao

yeah literal translation will not work here

[graceful phoenix]

even just converting between like mexican spanish and spain spanish is enough of a pain

say "vosotros" in the wrong place and you get slimed out

[drowsy bridge]

Nothing, I just really like fish

[ruby zealot]

hi rosa

[lusty gorge]

UwU

Please kill me

[ruby zealot]

will do

[wispy moss]

not true

[indigo hull]

that'll cost you a quarter

[wispy moss]

i wana play gartic so bad but then i suck at drawing

[lusty gorge]

I am NOT paying 25¢ to get my soul taken

[wispy moss]

i cant read im an undertale faaaaaaaaaannnnn!!!!

[indigo hull]

they did in Futurama

[lusty gorge]

Cuz the future fucking sucks

[wispy moss]

what does it suck

[graceful phoenix]

i mean obviously they arent gonna kill you for it, but vosotros is only used in the spain dialect and everywhere else seems to hate it

[indigo hull]

funny you say, in the Futurama lore the killing booths appear in 2008

[wispy moss]

who said that brah

[indigo hull]

technically we're 18 years late

[ruby zealot]

not switzerland tho

[graceful phoenix]

me, i was making an exaggeration, a hyperbole when I say "say vosotros in the wrong place and they slime you out"

[wispy moss]

''i made them up for dramatic effect'' 🥹

[graceful phoenix]

exactly

[wispy moss]

car

[indigo hull]

why its face so big

big ass face

[wispy moss]

let him do the '' :3'' in peace bruh

[obtuse marten]

In another server I wrote a whole essay worth of information, just to write it in the wrong channel.

Twice.

[ruby zealot]

...

[wispy moss]

isnt that just wasting time

[obtuse marten]

To be fair I have a YouTube mini window up and it's on the top left side so it's blocking the channel name, but holy shit I should have noticed the name from the sidebar.

[wispy moss]

Bruh my head hurts frfr ❗ 😭

[obtuse marten]

More like misplacement of time.

[wispy moss]

(/ref)

[wispy moss]

oh okay

[languid grove]

Says you

Big ahh emoji face

[wispy moss]

lmao

[languid grove]

Your face is shaped like a lemon

[obtuse marten]

My time should have been invested in the right channel, but instead I basically stubbed my toe on a digital door twice.

[indigo hull]

ITS MY ENTIRE BODY YOU PARTICLE

[wispy moss]

particle of what

[languid grove]

SUCK MY EMOJI THUMB BITCH

oh wait that’s weird

[obtuse marten]

Rika...

You poor summer short ass...

[languid grove]

Please don’t suck my thumb

[devout depot]

Can anyone link me the Buc-ee's clip from ylyl 245? Timestamp about 14:20?

[indigo hull]

i didn't plan on it

[queen sinew]

Yo probably nobody knows me enough to care but

[languid grove]

Thank god

[indigo hull]

but you're banned from glaggleland

[queen sinew]

Making a new discord account the user is pleasebethelastaccount

[wispy moss]

okay!!

[languid grove]

You cat racist

[wispy moss]

you yellow round body with a face racist

[indigo hull]

Glaggleland doesn't like talking about the massacre

[wispy moss]

what

[obtuse marten]

Wtf happened in glaggleland.

[bleak warren]

there is no war in glag sing se

[wispy moss]

yo is that jojothere

[indigo hull]

i love this

[obtuse marten]

"Rika...why do the trees speak glaggleleese."

[languid grove]

I’m sorry the yellow emojis are very chewable

[indigo hull]

its ok

[languid grove]

And they make a squeaky noise when you bite them

[indigo hull]

we're literally made of lemon flavored rubber

[gritty temple]

This reminds me of the smiley face fruit snacks I used to eat

[indigo hull]

i lwk enjoy the smiley fries

does that make me a cannibal?

[languid grove]

I want some ice cream

[wispy moss]

this reminds me of the time when i existed

[woven flicker]

🦖🫳🍦

[languid grove]

Yeah

[indigo hull]

ehh, worth it

[languid grove]

You’re basically a potato

[wispy moss]

thats racist

[indigo hull]

no it isnt lol

[wispy moss]

oh okay

im remaking tv time but i cant find the fuckass bass from the second part

💔

asking for a friend

😔

[vague parcel]

Hey so uhh, it’s my birthday today

[wispy moss]

HAPPY BIRTHDYAYDA YDPBYDODAKSJJGV FJHSGHSDGVJHSGJHSDSGFHV

[vague parcel]

Why thank you

[wispy moss]

no problem jimmyhere viewer

[oak ibex]

I’m so happy because I bought a Surron and it is coming on the weekend

[stark onyx]

Bro had a stroke he was so excited

[wispy moss]

i would never stroke

[stark onyx]

😭🙏

Not what I meant bro

[wispy moss]

we all float pennywise img

[indigo hull]

yeah because i still can't fix gravity

[bleak warren]

🎈

[indigo hull]

i'm starting to think i broke the game engine

[wispy moss]

imagine

[ruby zealot]

get 67'd smudge

[bleak warren]

[indigo hull]

you're being conscripted into Napoleon's army

[stark onyx]

[wispy moss]

im gonna hug you and i hope you have A GREAT day 😠

[stark onyx]

The epitome of mixed signals

[wispy moss]

why tf did i read epipen

[stark onyx]

XD

[wispy moss]

''get down bruh youre not a vibe 😭 🥀 💔 '' img

[gleaming falcon]

epitaph

[indigo hull]

Ephesus

[bleak warren]

episcopal

[languid grove]

Yo mama

[ruby zealot]

lots of nerds in chat

[bleak warren]

what about my mama

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

almsot 30k messages in one year man im not active here

[indigo hull]

yo the Hindenburg's gonna explode tomorrow

[gleaming falcon]

eliptical

[ruby zealot]

ain't no way

[indigo hull]

just got a gut feeling man

[ruby zealot]

man you lying

[indigo hull]

they're risking it by choosing New Jersey of all places to land

[lusty gorge]

🫴🫳

Yes I am losing my mind

No need to ask

[coral token]

[south raven]

epoxy

[upbeat charm]

go find it

[south raven]

Nice pfp

[upbeat charm]

woag
thanks

[ruby zealot]

arevin

[south raven]

Yes

[ruby zealot]

check cat-dog-shitpost in fiche server

[upbeat charm]

is there a cat or dog

[ruby zealot]

no sadly

[ruby zealot]

ahhhhhhhh

[south raven]

Nice bunny creatures by the way

Reminds me of

[dry fern]

yaaawn

[ruby zealot]

YOU

[dry fern]

hi muppeteer

[dry fern]

i knowww

surprise surprise… i’m not dead

i did just wake up though

[ruby zealot]

how are you?

[dry fern]

i’m okay

wbu

[upbeat charm]

[dry fern]

[upbeat charm]

[dry fern]

[ruby zealot]

could be better

[dry fern]

pat pat buddy… hope you feel better soon

[upbeat charm]

hello hello how are you clover doesn't believe it has met you before

[dry fern]

hi! i’m mutt. i was more active two months ago…! i took a little break from social media to work on myself and my trauma, so that’s why i haven’t been around!

[upbeat charm]

woah!

[south raven]

I'm not as active as I used to be

[dry fern]

[dusk moat]

guys, Im hungry and yearn for a certain type of show
(don't tell me to just go eat something, I am in the car 🥲👍)

[south raven]

I agree with your custom status

[dry fern]

awwww shucks

[upbeat charm]

watch fullmetal alchemist
it's a good show

[indigo hull]

💰

[dry fern]

i’ve been watching ghost stories english dub and laughing my ass off

[indigo hull]

fr its peak

[dry fern]

“these pajamas are gay”

[south raven]

Fun fact, the Japanese voice actors did a re-dub based on the English version

[dusk moat]

okay but, I want a story of a man who was in the war and found a partner that makes them feel loved and appreciated after he went home

[indigo hull]

no way?

[dusk moat]

HOLD ON

[dry fern]

“the girls music teacher…oh what a BiTcH~”

[dusk moat]

GHOST STORIES???

PEAK

[south raven]

Yeah it's real

The re-dub was a lot more popular than the original Japanese dub

[indigo hull]

lmfao

[upbeat charm]

oh
fullmetal has one of those, it's just not the main plot

[dusk moat]

I watch the re-dub🥲

[dusk moat]

BET

[south raven]

The original anime didn't top charts and wasn't that good

[dusk moat]

what's it on?

[dry fern]

i love the random “jesus will save us” and then she quotes a bible verse 😭😭😭

[gritty temple]

Oh hey another dog

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[indigo hull]

i knew that

[upbeat charm]

netflix clover thinks? it's been a while

[indigo hull]

it only got like a handful of episodes iirc

[dry fern]

RUFF RUFF RUFF BARKA BARKA BARKA

[dusk moat]

OKIEEEE

[south raven]

I can make noises too

[south raven]

[dry fern]

i can hear this

[south raven]

This whole episode is great

[upbeat charm]

wait let clover try

[dusk moat]

tiny jim

[upbeat charm]

[dry fern]

omg no. i’m crashing OUT

[narrow atlas]

[south raven]

Woah! You speak my language, amazing!! I'm so proud

[upbeat charm]

yay!!

[dry fern]

my stupid roommate stole all but one of my cigarettes

[ruby zealot]

you smoke now?

[dry fern]

growl

[ruby zealot]

and you have a roommate?

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

jesus what did i miss?

[dry fern]

muppeteer… i’ve been smoking since i was like 16

[south raven]

I'm 30 and I don't smoke

[dusk moat]

[ruby zealot]

you didnt tell me that

[dry fern]

😭😭

[narrow atlas]

[dusk moat]

sorgy, I'm having fun with the stickers and emojis

[upbeat charm]

what the
that's old....

[dry fern]

i’m sitting here vaping because all of my cigarettes are GONE

[dusk moat]

[ruby zealot]

you have a dorm now? or apartment

[dry fern]

apartment

[south raven]

I don't feel old

[narrow atlas]

Reminds me I have an edible waiting for me when I get home

[ruby zealot]

lucky

[storm whale]

I'd probably be such a smoker if I ever started

[dry fern]

i’m still institutionalized 😭😭

[indigo hull]

dosage?

[ruby zealot]

same

[upbeat charm]

teach clover your ways...

[dusk moat]

I don't smoke-(Mitski's ver)

[narrow atlas]

200mg a piece I think

[indigo hull]

not bad

[dry fern]

TECH OML IVE BEEN FORCED TO BE CLEAN FOR TWO MONTHS

[narrow atlas]

I ate most of it last weekend, but there’s still a few pieces left of the bar

[dry fern]

😭😭😭

[narrow atlas]

Oops

[south raven]

Well first you gotta become one with the creature

[dusk moat]

[south raven]

A bunny oc might take awhile longer to get

[storm whale]

[narrow atlas]

[south raven]

[ruby zealot]

oh yeah fang meet glaggle a new fellow

[dusk moat]

AND YOU GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT

[dry fern]

oh yeah muppeteer… do ya want me to catch you up on what happened

[indigo hull]

NO RALSEI YOU’LL GET CANCER NOO

[ruby zealot]

if you're fine with it

[south raven]

[indigo hull]

[dry fern]

[dusk moat]

just got slapped with wind👍

[stark onyx]

How

[narrow atlas]

[dry fern]

imma go steal one of my housemates cigs

[south raven]

High wind speeds tend to do that

[dry fern]

brb

[dusk moat]

the motherboard rolled down the window

[south raven]

🫴

[storm whale]

[upbeat charm]

[gritty temple]

Nurse was taking my vitals and when she was looking at my blood pressure all I heard was “——67” and had to bite my cheeks to not smile

[dusk moat]

TENNAAA

[gritty temple]

It’s not even funny

But it’s so funny

[south raven]

I still need to do Knight without mantle to have a save file without Sword route

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

Ask the nurse if there’s a cure for brainrot

[gritty temple]

It’s called a lobotomy

[south raven]

My third save file doesn't have Jevil but is non- violence sword route

[narrow atlas]

[indigo hull]

Man this Android seems Paranoid

[south raven]

There's like

9 different ways you can progress deltarune save files 😭

[upbeat charm]

watch out, the karma police may arrest you for that

[south raven]

Full violence (shards/no shards)
Full violence weird route (Spamton shard/all shards)
Full violence weird route Sword route (spamton/all shards)
Non violence (shards/no shards)
Non violence sword route (shards/no shards)
Non violence weird route (spamton/all shards)
Non violence weird route sword route (spamton/all shards)

[storm whale]

[dry fern]

i finally got my own box of cigarettes yay

[storm whale]

[dusk moat]

man, I dislike slowmo

[dusk moat]

LEMME SAY BOOMMBA

[real python]

Omg it's sky

[bleak warren]

yay sky

[mint remnant]

Bello

[real python]

The hell you been

[mint remnant]

I haven't really been active because I've been really sick, I had to go to the hospital today

[bleak warren]

oh fuck

are you ok?

[real python]

Yh is everyone good?

[mint remnant]

I was okay enough to get discharged

I just have a stomach bug apparently but since I wasn't able to keep anything down for 5 straight days, I got dehydrated and had to get water and saline put into me

[real python]

Shit

[bleak warren]

[real python]

[mint remnant]

🫂

[coral token]

Cheesecake 😝

[real python]

DAMN YOU NOW I WANT CHEESECAKE

[indigo hull]

That would be good right about now

Strawberry cheesecake

[real python]

Millionaires cheesecake

[dry fern]

meow

[upbeat charm]

[storm whale]

[dry fern]

[storm whale]

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

Everyone is asking what are colors

[storm whale]

blu

[indigo hull]

I’m here to ask why are colors

[uneven hamlet]

hi

[storm whale]

to give the universe and it's components beauty

[zinc frigate]

The kids at my work heard the yoshis story theme and are now singing along

[mint remnant]

No way its Caseoh

[indigo hull]

They have been introduced to peak

Greatest N64 Soundtrack imo

[mint remnant]

Based

[zinc frigate]

Just the intro one

[indigo hull]

Exactly

[languid grove]

I’ve started Witch Hat Atelier

[storm whale]

enjoy

[languid grove]

Surely this will be a wholesome anime

[mint remnant]

W

[ruby zealot]

hi sky

[mint remnant]

Ello

[indigo hull]

When do we get the manga adaptation of All Quiet on the Western Front?

[languid grove]

[white spoke]

Random thought:
What’s something that cost basically nothing that you love so much

[storm whale]

when you get around to doing it

[indigo hull]

Sir yes sir

[storm whale]

music

[white spoke]

Was thinking of more of a physical item. But that’s good too!

[mint remnant]

Monster energy

[white spoke]

Lmao

[ruby zealot]

redbull

[indigo hull]

Wikipedia

[bleak warren]

my wife

[storm whale]

can't think of a physical item

[languid grove]

My boyfriend

[ruby zealot]

night chat who i adore so much
night glaggle
night sky
night homple
night smudge
night rika the wokest
night hydro
night the man staring at me from my window
night jimmy
night the other mods

[languid grove]

[storm whale]

'night puppeteer

[mint remnant]

Night puppet

[uneven hamlet]

u guys watch mr beast?

[languid grove]

Goodnight!!

[ruby zealot]

WOKE

[indigo hull]

I’ll be taxing your dreams tonight

[ruby zealot]

pls no

[indigo hull]

Glaggle needs his money

[storm whale]

can't escape the taxman

[mint remnant]

I used to years ago but grew out of that content

[ruby zealot]

rob the dream bank

[uneven hamlet]

ok

[indigo hull]

…I own the dream bank

Hell I patented it

[storm whale]

rob yourself

[bleak warren]

guy named robert yourself

[mint remnant]

tax write off

[ruby zealot]

do what rich people do donate to a charity that you own

[tired temple]

on season 2 of bojack rn when does this mf get turned in to glue

[ruby zealot]

in season 99

[tired temple]

i'd hang out with todd lowk he cool af

[mint remnant]

BoJack Horseman imo is a very good show

[tired temple]

oh no it absolutely is i love it so far

[bleak warren]

[indigo hull]

What shall we do with the drunken horse?

[storm whale]

[mint remnant]

Without spoiling, I thought the ending was meh

[languid grove]

Episode one of Witch Hat Atelier was… something

[humble isle]

Trans Spamton Theory

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

going to Spamtopia tomorrow

wish me luck

[storm whale]

whatchu gonna do there

eat spam?

[gritty temple]

Arf

[prime canopy]

I can get Nine sols for free
Is that game good ?

[storm whale]

no idea

[narrow atlas]

[storm whale]

[indigo imp]

guys i finally got around to trying to cast with pewter and ho lee mo lee that shit pours like water and captures detail like sherlock holmes

[indigo hull]

[rose ember]

Sup

[agile lark]

stupid ping

i was tryna enlist jimmy into the furry roleplay server

[undone nimbus]

What's the typical delay between streams and vods for non-YLYL streams?

[mellow mango]

bro made the announcement for the entries then didnt open the entries

[glossy thicket]

where's the mayonnaise emoji

[prime canopy]

There’s usually one every week or so

[undone nimbus]

Wasn't able to catch all of the TADC streams because time zones ✨️

[frigid oak]

Im thragging it

[mellow mango]

twin forgot to open the damn submissions

[frigid oak]

Im omning it

[gritty temple]

They’re open

[fresh geyser]

Wussup chat

[gritty temple]

[fresh geyser]

Hru?

[mellow mango]

fumbled and deleted the link instead of editing it 🙏

[mint remnant]

It's sad that fireflies are going extinct

[gritty temple]

[zinc frigate]

[zinc frigate]

Just wait 6 hours you’ll be fine

[opaque oak]

Or use a Time Machine

[mint remnant]

True

Just become Clockwork from Ben10

[indigo hull]

this Clockwork appears to be Orange

[ashen dagger]

YOU

[zinc frigate]

[reef zealot]

Fox full of food

[polar otter]

hello chat

[dry rock]

Fop in the box

[reef zealot]

Wha

[dry rock]

Fox in da box

Get in the box

I'm shipping u to France

[zinc frigate]

[reef zealot]

nO

[reef zealot]

w<

[dry rock]

UR GOING TO FRANCE

[gritty temple]

AAAAAAAAAA

Don’t say scary things like that im shaking at the thought

[dry rock]

🦊
📦

[dry rock]

Ur going to Brazil

[gritty temple]

NOOONONONO BARKBARKBARKBAKR GRRRR GRRRRRR

[dry rock]

Nini

[pseudo pollen]

Grammar homework sucks

[gritty temple]

Fair enough ngl I used to be so confused about how I struggled with some grammar because I was so sure I knew it all like the back of my hand

English teacher was very chill though

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍔

[gritty temple]

[storm whale]

[reef zealot]

NO

[pseudo pollen]

Mine is too but my dad told me to get it all done tonight which is just a mega slog lol. I’d be much more willing had it been over 2 days like i planned.

[reef zealot]

I REFUSE

[pseudo pollen]

A fate worse than death

[reef zealot]

YOU CANT MAKE ME

[gritty temple]

Godspeed soldier at least you’ll have it done and out of the way

[reef zealot]

[dreamy knoll]

Sending u to chile

[pseudo pollen]

True and facts. Thx

[drowsy bridge]

i’d want to go to france, they have cool foods and cool planes

they probably have cool museums too!

[gritty temple]

Going to France to visit one of my friends and shave their head bald

[drowsy bridge]

[reef zealot]

I dont know enough to have an opinion on this

[pseudo pollen]

Im sending you to Germany

[dreamy knoll]

[drowsy bridge]

based as the youngins say

[dreamy knoll]

Gud enjoy

[gritty temple]

Hehe

[pseudo pollen]

YAY

[dreamy knoll]

Throwing u to a british museum

[pseudo pollen]

TIME FOR GERMANY

[storm whale]

evil

[dreamy knoll]

Im throwing u to london

[storm whale]

the British museum is a place of desolation

[indigo hull]

its kinda Chilly there tbh

[gritty temple]

Sending you all to London so you can experience Bloodborne irl

[pseudo pollen]

Grey all around

[storm whale]

don't have a problem with that

[indigo hull]

sending you to the Paris Catacombs

[storm whale]

no thanks

[gritty temple]

I watched a movie about this once

[indigo hull]

become one with the Empire of the Dead

[neat crag]

Wsp my dudes

[worthy canopy]

Three hours until……………….

[coral token]

Until 1am

[lusty gorge]

You

[storm whale]

[lusty gorge]

Wtf

[storm whale]

jerry

[lusty gorge]

Is that the fucking Girooster from the Green eggs and ham Netflix adaptation?

[storm whale]

nah

it's jerry

[lusty gorge]

Jerry Smith?

[storm whale]

jerry flamingo

[zenith needle]

Hi everyone

[plush bone]

so many burgundy people

[indigo hull]

ketchup people

[wild umbra]

I missed the Amazing Digital Circus stream and can’t find the vod on Jimmy’s twitch. Is it unavailable or am I dumb?

[wispy moss]

imagine

(/joke)

[daring goblet]

Guys o you like my pfp

[tired temple]

No

[drifting matrix]

Peak

[grim shard]

Owo

[gritty temple]

I am indifferent to it

[daring goblet]

oh okay : (

[daring goblet]

: )

[glossy thicket]

son

[daring goblet]

what are you on about

[glossy thicket]

[lament sphinx]

why does jimmy always laugh at the end of the video? 🤔

[daring goblet]

Good question

If only someone with 1 iq higher than us could tell us

[lament sphinx]

@lament sphinx

[gritty temple]

Sometimes I consider that it’s entirely possible Jimmy just breaks and immediately loses 30 minutes into a stream

[daring goblet]

maybe

[gritty temple]

Editor fighting to turn it into a funny video

[daring goblet]

what if he's just laughing just to end the horrible memesss

[gritty temple]

Me when I have to watch the 20th train meme

It was a fun gimmick at first but please im begging no more

[daring goblet]

trains are not that funny.

imma be real. it's not funny anymore.

[dry fern]

i just took my meds… i’m fighting the sleepiness

[gritty temple]

JimmyHere fans and DougDoug fans have a habit of running jokes into the ground and still running them 6 feet underground

[daring goblet]

Go to sleep, go to sleep

[daring goblet]

Agreed.

[jaunty wagon]

helli gays, top sinco scariest momentos, numero sinco

[dry fern]

[timid plover]

The Book of Life is so underrated

[worthy canopy]

I mean, it’s good, it’s just not THAT good

[timid plover]

Dude

Have you not seen La Muerte

[worthy canopy]

Fair

[timid plover]

Ngl I feel bad for her

She believes all humans are pure at heart 💔

[worthy canopy]

She has the Peter griffin sun hat

[graceful phoenix]

Today the world feels much more full of color than it has in years

[worthy canopy]

Back to the 2000’s

[graceful phoenix]

It's been ages since I've felt this level of happiness and contentment

[gritty temple]

I’m gonna get you

[worthy canopy]

Why tho

[gritty temple]

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[worthy canopy]

Hey guys, what’s the number for animal control?

[gritty temple]

[worthy canopy]

Rabies

[graceful phoenix]

I know a wildlife biologist I could call

He mostly does fish though

[worthy canopy]

I don’t think that works bro.

[drowsy bridge]

[gritty temple]

Fish and rabid dogs are pretty much the same thing

[graceful phoenix]

Everything is so sunshine and rainbows rn. I think I'm gonna find a patch of clovers and lay in the grass next to them.

[real python]

So a marinebiologist?

[chrome kiln]

Hey guys what’s up? I’m new here.

[dreamy knoll]

You

[austere lake]

wsg yall

anyone alive?

[woven nimbus]

heyoooo

[dreamy knoll]

N9

[austere lake]

does birthday role do anything?

besides make me shiny?

[woven nimbus]

i thought it gave you points but i’m not sure

[austere lake]

doesnt seem like it

[woven nimbus]

hmm, i’m sorry

[austere lake]

huh

[chrome kiln]

I’m new here. Does anyone know how to submit ylyl entries?

[real python]

Jello

[austere lake]

nah its good
dw bout it

[dreamy knoll]

Hru floob

[austere lake]

chat first get img perms i think

[real python]

Living

[vocal imp]

Chat what is the worst song of ‘26???

[dreamy knoll]

Thats gud

[real python]

Anything by Benson Boone

Or BBNOlarp

[austere lake]

the homer song

[real python]

The Homer song goes hard asf

[vocal imp]

“Homer drops his donut. D’oh” -words of wisdom ✋😎🤚

[graceful phoenix]

Jelly roll world cup song

[austere lake]

tf you talkin bout

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[graceful phoenix]

I've achieved such a state of tranquility that I can control my eye floaters

[woven nimbus]

that’s incredible

[graceful phoenix]

Hi veemo!

[dreamy knoll]

Hello other tree

[worthy canopy]

Yo

I return

Hai @austere lake , how was your birfday?

[austere lake]

meh

not much is happening

tomorrow's my b-day idk why i have it now

[worthy canopy]

Dang

[chrome kiln]

Does anyone know why I can’t send images or videos on here?

[dreamy oxide]

[chrome kiln]

[prime canopy]

Anything by corpo pop artists… anything you’d hear on a raw short form media platform after you’ve erased your history really

[woven flicker]

Happy birthday

[graceful phoenix]

Shout-out to my RA dawg, I just got free Baja blast

[austere lake]

thank you dinosaur omar

[soft ledge]

w

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[prime canopy]

Biting YOU!!

You are silly

[fresh raven]

Probably that 30 minute silent track by M.I.A.

[woven flicker]

You

[woven flicker]

Nuh

[fresh raven]

Yello

[woven flicker]

Hru

[fresh raven]

I just threw up clear water which is something

[chrome kiln]

G-good for you… I think.

[dreamy knoll]

[prime canopy]

GUH!!!

[dreamy knoll]

guess wut

[chrome kiln]

Wut?

[dreamy knoll]

not u

[chrome kiln]

::

[zinc frigate]

Holy shit I think I saw 2 coyotes running down my block

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[chrome kiln]

I wanna know do any of you think I should change my pfp? Is it cursed or no?

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[woven flicker]

Oh…

[coral token]

Boo

[humble isle]

Jeff The Killer

[frozen laurel]

Skylanders is so peak

[wooden grove]

I ATE A CAT

[zinc frigate]

REEEAAAAAL

[zinc frigate]

It’s insane they looked like dogs so I was gonna go but they got close enough that I saw fur patterns and no collars and no people running after them

[woven flicker]

True

I love dinorang and chopper

Tho I gotta shout out my boy trigger happy and WHAM SHELL 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[dreamy knoll]

fair

[zinc frigate]

Look it’s cold outside tonight, if they were someone’s dog I would be trying to make sure they got home. They because there was 2

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a coyote in a neighborhood

[woven flicker]

Chat died

[shy kraken]

Booh

[woven flicker]

Boo

[shy kraken]

No, it’s Booh™

[woven flicker]

Gasp

[shy kraken]

Wut

[coral token]

boo

(bies)

[zinc frigate]

[ashen dagger]

Haiii pretty girlypop ms maam hrruuu

[zinc frigate]

I…. Am tired I wish i could focus on my work but my brain too cloudy to. Hbu tho miss girl

[bleak warren]

WHERE

[ashen dagger]

Im okii
Trying to get a custon cursor running rn

[coral token]

somewhere over the rainbow

[bleak warren]

fr

[woven nimbus]

i’m watching sloths on the tv

[zinc frigate]

Yay another floor of silph co rebuilt by tinkerton

[coral token]

man

i am so easy to convice with discounts i hate myself

i went out with my dad to have coffee and i got a monster

[ashen dagger]

I GOT IT WORKING

[coral token]

and the cashier was like , if you get 2, you get 20% off on the 2nd one

i didn't even think i just said yes

[woven nimbus]

omg me

[coral token]

but hey 2 more cans to my monster can collection

[woven nimbus]

one for today, one for tomorrow!

[bleak warren]

🪴

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[bleak warren]

🍪

heck yeah

[upbeat charm]

[finite cedar]

[narrow atlas]

[ashen dagger]

[bleak warren]

what in tarnation

[ashen dagger]

horse wine

[bleak warren]

🍷

[sacred creek]

popcorn and m&m's go hard fr

[drowsy bridge]

I think I have this as a favorited gif

Thinking about food rn

All the different foods I want to try🤤

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[ripe idol]

I’ve never heard of that in my entire life

Wat

Gotta try it sometime man

[stray drum]

lowk valid opinion

[stray drum]

HOW??

[ripe idol]

I dunno

Is it a normal thing?

[stray drum]

you REALLY gotta try it

[ripe idol]

How much am I missing out on

[stray drum]

by a LOT

[ripe idol]

I will… maybe

Never mind, I’ll PROBABLY do it

[undone cypress]

meow

[upbeat copper]

I got all pretty for my boyfriends and sat for 3 hours on our vc with my camera on but neither of them joined (yes I notified them, many times)

[upbeat charm]

[olive flicker]

Hit em

[upbeat copper]

But that's meann

I don't wanna hit them I'm like bigger than both of them combined 💔

[upbeat charm]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥕

[upbeat copper]

They're both short

[upbeat charm]

[dreamy knoll]

Hru clover

[upbeat charm]

good, watching Gachiakuta

wbu

[dreamy knoll]

I dont wanna go to uni tonight

[upbeat charm]

uuuaaaggg

[dreamy knoll]

Time to be home at midnight

[upbeat charm]

it's midnight o clock

[dreamy knoll]

No its 2pm but ill be home again at midnight

[prime canopy]

Heartbreak high has a weirdly diverse cast
The show’s in Australia, there’s Greek characters, Lebanese characters, Vietnamese characters, American characters

[steady owl]

The person who does the minecraft paintings FOR THE ACTUAL GAME actually painted Jack Black as Steve at Jack Black’s request

Listen, I’m a Minecraft boomer, but even I want it in the game

[opaque dust]

hello jimmyhere discord server

[woven flicker]

Violence

[left trail]

Meow