general

[brisk shard]

there is a possibility that Mars would have had mushrooms way way way in the ancient (thales age) times

its a higher possibility than most

[narrow atlas]

Also rabies victims can’t drink, so therefore they won’t be able to ingest blood to sustain themselves

[brisk shard]

but cant be confirmed

uhh what smart things have i learnt about that i can discuss here to feel included

😭

[narrow atlas]

Granted most media use mutated versions of rabies. A great example is the rage virus, or the Green Flu from Left 4 Dead

But there are a few baselines when it comes to those. No sleep, fear of water, and no eating are pretty big tell tale signs

[indigo hull]

the Green Flu was directly inspired by the Rage Virus iirc

[languid grove]

Stop shaking your butt smb

[indigo hull]

could be wrong tho

[indigo hull]

it's also why i theorize we dont have Left 4 Dead 3 yet

[plush bone]

I got the "When I grow up, I just wanna pay my bills. Rap about the way I feel. *Oh Yeah*. I just wanna make a couple mil. Leave it to the fam in the will" stuck in my head

[narrow atlas]

I think it’s more resident evil inspired based off the crazy mutations

[indigo hull]

fair

[brisk shard]

leave it to the... fam?

british alert british alert!

[indigo hull]

not county 28 Years Later with the Alpha

[narrow atlas]

There’s no left 4 dead 3 since all the zombies would be dead by week 3

[plush bone]

what???

[indigo hull]

no its not that

left 4 dead 2 is set 21 days after first infection

and another week after the first game

[indigo hull]

we can assume Left 4 Dead 3 would take place a week after Left 4 Dead 2

[languid grove]

Shhh get out this is a no mods allowed chat

[indigo hull]

or... 28 Days Later

[bleak warren]

but gabe can't count to 3

[languid grove]

[coral token]

i am not a mod

[unreal kiln]

Gabe Newell has the tangipahoa river virus and it forces him to play dota 2 all day (he can't make 3)

[coral token]

i am admin

[languid grove]

Makes perfect sense

[indigo hull]

but ur not purple

[narrow atlas]

I forget who made the videos explaining it, but I love the science of why none of the special infected are sustainable after a few weeks

[indigo hull]

ur blue

[coral token]

cause i am undercover

[indigo hull]

i see

[languid grove]

It would be wild if two mods were currently present in a no mods allowed chat

[unreal kiln]

Guys for 24 hours this is a mod-free zone

[indigo hull]

that would be anarchy

[languid grove]

Yeah no mods allowed !!

[short brook]

no modsssss

[narrow atlas]

I think it was Wow Much Gaming, but they have unique, and cool reasons on how each of the special infected mutated, and why they’d die after a few weeks

[languid grove]

Omg I need to make my may playlist

[pulsar sonnet]

Yo just got back from school 1.2 gpa going to Harvard

[languid grove]

I’m 4 days late

[unreal kiln]

U strike me as the type to have monthly playlists

[indigo hull]

GET TO IT

[short brook]

thats so nice

[pulsar sonnet]

Btw Im new how do I submit to ylyl?

[languid grove]

YES SIR I’M ON IT

[coral token]

#ylyl-rules❗

[stark onyx]

The frick does that mean

[lethal sierra]

I'm having spaghetti for dinner

[unreal kiln]

Are you only able to listen to songs made during the month of may

[lethal sierra]

Love spaghetti

[languid grove]

No, I like making a new playlist each month

[manic whale]

Hello 👋🏼

[languid grove]

This is my second year doing this

[coral token]

hmmm

nah it's ok

[unreal kiln]

My sister does the same thing but with nails

[dry fern]

hi chat. been awhile

[stark onyx]

I didn't realize you meant like... Fingernails 💀

[coral token]

what else could it mean

[drowsy bridge]

I’ve been using the same playlist since middle school I think

[languid grove]

That must be one fat playlist

[stark onyx]

Iron nails

[drowsy bridge]

Like the stuff you hit with hammers

[drowsy bridge]

53 hours rn

[languid grove]

Does your music taste not change

[crystal cypress]

I took a nap and had a dream where I moved into a new house and the trees out front had honeybees that made so much honey that it literally dripped onto the tree out front and I bottled and ate it and it was pretty good then I woke up because someone fell down the stairs and it was really loud

[coral token]

i have had the same 20 songs on spotify por like 3 years

[stark onyx]

The humble shuffle button:

[coral token]

i add some every year

then take some off

[lethal sierra]

Sounds like a crazy dream

[crystal cypress]

My 5th grade gym teacher was there, but as a background character

[stark onyx]

Hi hydro

[lethal sierra]

Love when dreams do that for no reason lol

[stark onyx]

Bro got demoted to npc

???

[languid grove]

But that’s a lot of skipping

[stark onyx]

Hello? Autocorrect????

[lethal sierra]

Once had a dream where markiplier, Mr beast and lebron james were there for no reason

[languid grove]

I would rather just make a new playlist every month and only add the songs I’m actively liking

[stark onyx]

Npc = box apparently 🤦

[drowsy bridge]

It does, but I still like what I used to listen to

[stark onyx]

Space jam

DLC

[drowsy bridge]

If I’m not in the mood then I’ll put on my driving playlist which is only a year old

Or listen to specific artists

[lethal sierra]

What are your favorite songs?

[drowsy bridge]

Idk lol

Nothing in particular

Well, I guess right now it might just be the entire Mr. Morale and the big steppers album except for “we cry together”

[narrow atlas]

I have been listening to the same bands entire discography multiple times everyday for the past year, or 2

[languid grove]

Alright my May playlist has 103 songs in it

[real python]

Madness

[languid grove]

How so

[zenith charm]

My birthday is in 2 hours

I'm getting old

[undone cypress]

very soon fate will run its course and you will be dust

[zenith charm]

In two decades... I'll be 40 😿

[ruby zealot]

Hi pool noodle

[zinc frigate]

You got a different playlist for every month?

[languid grove]

Yes

[bleak warren]

i have one playlist and i just add or subtract whatever from it

[zinc frigate]

Damn I just have ones for different vibes

Like I got a chill one, a snowy one, motivated, sunny, rainy

[lethal sierra]

There's something about songs that are bad on purpose that I'm attached to

[languid grove]

I have a shower playlist but I don’t do playlist for moods

[lethal sierra]

Like, this song is hilarious and I unironically enjoy it type of thing

[zinc frigate]

I guess mines more for weathers but vibes fits better

[thin prairie]

A
Eating pizza on Tuesday at 2:31pm playlist

[languid grove]

That’s oddly specific

[ruby zealot]

Hi honley

[unreal kiln]

I have 1 playlist full of all the music I like

It's dynamic so like sometimes a song will get removed but it's been the same one since 6th grade

[thin prairie]

I ment 2:31 am mb

[indigo hull]

i have one youtube playlist full of music i like

[languid grove]

I used to be someone who only had like 20 songs on my playlist but recently I’ve been discovering a lot of music

[unreal kiln]

Went from Kanye and glaive (god forgive me) to Issbrokie and mbv

[languid grove]

I also still like nightcore and y’all can fight me if you hate nightcore

[unreal kiln]

Nightcore is great

[zinc frigate]

I’m telling you listening to snowy tracks while it’s cold and snowy outside is so calming

[unreal kiln]

Nightcore and breakcore and hyperpop all are my fav genres

[languid grove]

THANK YOU

[crystal cypress]

So real, I've only recently divided my playlists into genres because it's crazy whiplash going from chill soft rock to toby fox's black knife

[languid grove]

I also love the art style of old nightcore

[zinc frigate]

I just listen to Nintendo music based on the weather

[crystal cypress]

People can say whatever they want about Nightcore but EVERYONE busts down to rockafeller street

[languid grove]

FUR REAL

[unreal kiln]

I forgot about that song

W musica

[languid grove]

I grew up with nightcore

[unreal kiln]

Nightcore is what got me into hyperpop which is what got me into the gaze

[lethal sierra]

I never heard of any of that

[coral token]

buuuuurp

[crystal cypress]

Very rude

[coral token]

toots

[languid grove]

Such a shame that nightcore has so much ai these days

[lethal sierra]

I know breakcore but idk nightcore

[crystal cypress]

Come on have some class bro

[languid grove]

HOW

[unreal kiln]

Do yk uhhh kiss me again

[coral token]

i have class

toxic class

[zenith charm]

Gasp!! Are you... Rika's father?

[coral token]

thankfully not

[crystal cypress]

That would be me I just signed the paperwork, rika go to you room now

[languid grove]

It also pisses me off how people are calling nightcore just ‘sped up’ music now, it feels like whitewashing SOMEHOW

[lethal sierra]

Doesn't sound familiar no

[unreal kiln]

It's kinda like calling chai "spice tea" idk it just puts a weird taste in my mouth

[languid grove]

I would hope not

[lethal sierra]

"What did you just say??"

[zenith charm]

Her full name would be Rika Milkman?

[lethal sierra]

You are calling it tea tea!

[narrow atlas]

Knightcore

[crystal cypress]

"It's not called 'sped up' or 'tiktok version' it's called NIGHTCORE and you put an ANIME GIRL ON THE COVER OF IT"🗣️

[finite cedar]

Super rika jr

[unreal kiln]

You just reminded me of crusade rock and now my day is ruined thanks

[indigo hull]

Knightcore songs to go Crusading to

[crystal cypress]

I'm looking that up right now

[indigo hull]

Sabaton has a few songs about it

[finite cedar]

Knightcore songs to fall ill to

[unreal kiln]

That small ant stream where he just listened to Nightcore for an hour cuz chat asked him to was fire

[indigo hull]

Knightcore songs to catch the Black Death to

[crystal cypress]

Serfcore songs to farm to

[indigo hull]

Woe, plague be upon ye

[lethal sierra]

It doesn't seem like it would be my thing it's just sped up music from what I'm hearing

[narrow atlas]

Krill issue

[unreal kiln]

Knightcore songs to collect fuedal dues from your surfs to

[finite cedar]

You’re forgetting that theres an anime girl picture on it. Thats an important part

[crystal cypress]

That's not all it is, I mean listen to whatever you want but my mom said two bites chew and swallow.

Give it a listen or two and then decide

[finite cedar]

You need that to listen to nightcore and understand it

[languid grove]

Now I’m listening to classic nightcore

[crystal cypress]

Moonlight sonata (Nightcore vers.)

[finite cedar]

The nightcore rockerfeller street song is on my playlist and i hadnt heard the original song til earlier this year and it was so weird

[narrow atlas]

I don’t understand how I’m tired rn. I slept for like 13 hours

[upbeat charm]

Mozart if he was still alive

[unreal kiln]

Someone stole my phone at school today and listened to femtanyl 41 times

Why would he do that

[drowsy bridge]

was Beethoven an anime girl?

[maiden prism]

so theres a core in a night?

[upbeat charm]

yes

[crystal cypress]

Idk, but Mozart was a catboy

[zinc frigate]

Peak

[finite cedar]

Beethoven commissioned art of his anime girl oc for album covers

[languid grove]

If I ever released an original song, there would also be a nightcore version of it

[drowsy bridge]

WHAT

[indigo hull]

so what about Tchaikovsky

[real python]

Same with chipmunk remixes

[unreal kiln]

That's 37 minutes straight of femtanyl

[real python]

There's a chipmunk remix of any song, try it sometime

[indigo hull]

you know what Chipmunk Sludge is?

[unreal kiln]

Why

[finite cedar]

You put the song on vinyl and when you flip it, it has the nightcore version

[zinc frigate]

What’s a nightcore? I only got lightcores, mainly warnados lightcore

[crystal cypress]

Ye, he would get bored and just jump up on tables and meow, pretend to be a cat. Someone post that image where it says this

[unreal kiln]

What possessed him to do that

[finite cedar]

The best one

[upbeat charm]

it’s like a lightcore, but after sunset

[languid grove]

I’m going to jump you

[drowsy bridge]

all geniuses are a little crazy

crazy that the next einstein is probably watching tung tung tung sahur rn or something

[crystal cypress]

Imagine if instead of Nightcore, it was called daycore, and instead of it being sped up energetic music, it was slowed down lofi.

And instead of it being an anime girl on the cover, it was an oil painting man.

[lethal sierra]

[real python]

You got a rocket?

[unreal kiln]

I know a guy who just made a pretty big breakthrough in nuclear energy

[upbeat charm]

e = mc^sahur or whatever smart people say

[unreal kiln]

And I watched him, shoes off and everything, watching dwarfism wrestling

In class

[drowsy bridge]

I think einstein would have done the same if he had the internet

[languid grove]

Remember when despacito was the most viewed video on YouTube

[real python]

You think if Einstein had the internet he would have a twitch?

[drowsy bridge]

t=ung^2

[real python]

Remember when it was Crazy Frog?

[brisk shard]

it isnt anymore?

[real python]

Yeah im old

[drowsy bridge]

probably😭

[brisk shard]

crazy frog goated

lets do the crazy frog

[lethal sierra]

I do, that song was all over the place back then

[real python]

Bing bing

[languid grove]

Bitch you’re like 2 years older than me I think??

[crystal cypress]

Was related to nuclear energy perchance? I predict it was related to nuclear energy.

[languid grove]

Wait how old are you

[brisk shard]

LANGUAGE

[real python]

20

[upbeat charm]

has anyone seen AMMA
Armoured Mixed Martial Arts
it’s pretty cool

[languid grove]

IT’S FLOOB

[brisk shard]

unc

unc floob

[drowsy bridge]

do you have a will yet?

[languid grove]

Yeah 2 years older than me

Unless you turn 21 this year

[brisk shard]

3 years until june

doesnt count yet nuh uh

[upbeat charm]

[crystal cypress]

Actually it's 4

[real python]

I turned 20 like a week ago

[brisk shard]

DAMN

[indigo hull]

its all quiet on the glaggle front

[languid grove]

HOW DID WE NOT KNOW

[real python]

I literally told you...

Goldfish brain

[languid grove]

Hold on let me think

[narrow atlas]

Is it the Glaggle day truce?

[humble isle]

Hink..

[languid grove]

I don’t think you did

[indigo hull]

i believe the enemy is preparing a great attack

[real python]

I did I just told you

[crystal cypress]

That's unfortunate, would you like a buttered croissant?

[real python]

Like I said goldfish memory

[narrow atlas]

Who is “the enemy”

[real python]

Me

[narrow atlas]

[unreal kiln]

Every time he talks about it It actually sounds like white noise

[indigo hull]

the Gigglemen...

[languid grove]

YOU DIDN’T TELL ME IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

[crystal cypress]

Sounds like he may have eaten the secret

[languid grove]

Shaking ma head

[real python]

Mimimimi

[unreal kiln]

But he made a python program that found some sort of property of a nuclear reaction way quicker than it was able to be done before

[indigo hull]

Monty Python

[unreal kiln]

It's called like cross sectional velocity or something like that idfk

[languid grove]

I’m going to pinch your earlobes

[narrow atlas]

I should get mine pierced

[crystal cypress]

No its ouch

[narrow atlas]

That has never stopped me

[real python]

Ouch

[drowsy bridge]

I miss doing cartwheels

[unreal kiln]

He talked to me Abt it twice and it was kind of like listening to someone speaking in Denglisch

[finite cedar]

Yea

[narrow atlas]

I miss being small enough that I could climb up doorways

[drowsy bridge]

Peak

[brisk shard]

almost ranted about somethin here that i just got randomly annoyed about

but anyways hiii guuuuys

[narrow atlas]

I did that a lot when I was little. I was oddly good at climbing

[drowsy bridge]

That’s how I got banned that one time

[narrow atlas]

Still might be. Haven’t clomb in a while

[drowsy bridge]

I apparently used to climb those baby gates as a child

[languid grove]

Jeez Ishowspeed fainted on stream recently, worried for that dude

[brisk shard]

probably extremely exhasted

[narrow atlas]

I just enjoyed being a high up. My mom would take me to the gym she went to, and there was this stack of crates in a corner that I’d climb to the top to, and I’d hide there until she was done

[drowsy bridge]

I broke text wall too many times

[brisk shard]

idk how to spell that word

ishowspeed is pushing so many limits

[narrow atlas]

How do you pass out from streaming?

Unless he was doing one of those tours ig

[ruby zealot]

exhausted*

[languid grove]

He’s touring the world rn

[brisk shard]

its more like hes travelling the entirety of the Caribbean in a week

[lethal sierra]

He's traveling other countries right now

[languid grove]

Extreme heat and no sleep or even hydration

[narrow atlas]

Touché

[languid grove]

He’s also just being extremely reckless as usual

[brisk shard]

yeah

and his production team are lacking so much sometimes

[unreal kiln]

Ppl need to remember this guy is like 17-18

[brisk shard]

19

i think hes 19 or 20 now

[unreal kiln]

Even Google says he's 21

Wait hollon is that real

[brisk shard]

yeah wdym

[unreal kiln]

Oh my god

I remember when he joked about being 19

[languid grove]

He’s super young

[brisk shard]

he was like 17 when he was doing all the crazy Talking Ben shit

[unreal kiln]

When he was 17

[brisk shard]

wasnt he 17 when he got banned from twitch for the valorant stuff

[languid grove]

He has matured a lot but he’s still so young and super reckless for no reason

[brisk shard]

hes just tryna live life i think

hes super duper rich so he has money to spare

[unreal kiln]

I mean it's his brand but he has cut back on like the actual physically dangerous stuff

[brisk shard]

i think thats just what he wants to do rn

[languid grove]

He’s still pushing himself too much

[unreal kiln]

He just pushes himself too much now

[languid grove]

Like after fainting he apologies and then does 100 push ups

[unreal kiln]

But like that stream where he was riding the elephant in Nepal I think

[languid grove]

It’s also just not a good influence on kids

[unreal kiln]

That stream was crazy I remember watching that

[brisk shard]

hes tryna uphold the expectations he has because he wants to be the best influence but its affecting him poorly

but thats what he wants to do

[unreal kiln]

He also scammed a bunch of people which was pretty lit

[brisk shard]

the china tour and the africa tour were so big for like

[languid grove]

Oh how lovely

[brisk shard]

celebrating culture and stuff

[languid grove]

Omg new miku song and it’s gyaru?? Yes please

[unreal kiln]

Yeah he was involved in this extremely obvious crypto rugpull called paradox meta verse that made literally no sense

[regal atlas]

Guys does jimmy know about the other jimmyhere? The Australian one

[regal atlas]

They should collab

[languid grove]

Too political

[ashen dagger]

stabs you

[ruby zealot]

well damn

[languid grove]

I think I’ve been stabbed

[coral token]

but he has a point

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

who?

[ashen dagger]

who is this he

[ruby zealot]

i don't see any he's around except for me and you tables

[zinc frigate]

Hehehe

[languid grove]

Clearly he must be talking to himself

[ruby zealot]

hmmm

[languid grove]

He has always got a point

[ashen dagger]

fricking ms maam lady

[gritty temple]

The aura is insane

[ruby zealot]

is this the new beep?

[gritty temple]

Beep

Boop

[ruby zealot]

arch why the fuck are you a werewolf

[gritty temple]

Because im a furry

[ruby zealot]

knew it

[languid grove]

Makes sense

[gritty temple]

:3c

[gritty temple]

exploding you with my mind grrrrrrrrr

[ruby zealot]

no fighting

[indigo hull]

brain damage

[gritty temple]

BARKBAKR BARK GRRR BARK ABRK

[indigo hull]

[bleak warren]

🤝 good to have you

[gritty temple]

[narrow atlas]

No I just find it very funny

[languid grove]

I’m hungry

[narrow atlas]

Type shit

[bleak warren]

shit

[gritty temple]

Hi hungry im Smudge

[ruby zealot]

shit

[ruby zealot]

GODDAMMIT SMUDGE

[bleak warren]

NO YOURE NOT

I AM

[lethal sierra]

Have some of my spaghetti

[gritty temple]

WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK

[ruby zealot]

hi ** ** ** ** im evil smudge

[bleak warren]

don't steal my identity its all i have

[narrow atlas]

Damn… broke

[indigo hull]

now hang on a second

💰 some guy called D.B. Cooper gave me this

[narrow atlas]

I can’t help it I fucking love these images

[gritty temple]

nuh uh you got cool horns and rizz

[lethal sierra]

Fart pee pooper

[bleak warren]

🤣

RIZZ???

MOI???

[gritty temple]

Listen you gotta have some rizz to have partners

[languid grove]

I had some spaghetti today for dinner

[gritty temple]

Even if it’s some awkward autistic rizz

[languid grove]

What if I overdose from spaghetti

[bleak warren]

you would think that

[gritty temple]

Shaving you

[bleak warren]

WHAT

[gritty temple]

Become bald become bald become bald

[bleak warren]

[narrow atlas]

[lethal sierra]

You're right your body might turn into noodles

[gritty temple]

Does anybody else ever see circles of light moving up and down in the corners of their vision when they have a headache

[bleak warren]

telling me to become bald like i'm not old and i won't be bald soon enough

[gritty temple]

Nuh uh

[languid grove]

Gurl you have multiple partners

[bleak warren]

ok but like.

wifey has talked to me about this

[gritty temple]

the rizzler

[bleak warren]

i have some kind of weird anti-rizz

[languid grove]

You gotta have some rizz

[bleak warren]

i have absolutely no game, i have like, negative game

[gritty temple]

grrrrbarkbarkbarkbark

[bleak warren]

but i'm somehow really endearing to them

[languid grove]

Tbh I have no idea how I somehow attracted Gehe

[ruby zealot]

birb aura

[gritty temple]

tiny rizz

[languid grove]

Maybe it was the magnets

[ruby zealot]

i put in the pudding

[gritty temple]

magnets ….,,,. how do they work ?…..????…?

[bleak warren]

i have never been the person who asked with anyone i've dated

[ruby zealot]

what?

[languid grove]

How

[indigo hull]

miracles bro

[ruby zealot]

i had a stroke reading ts

[bleak warren]

and i am constantly doing something dumb/silly to ruin romantic moments

[gritty temple]

miraclessssss

[lethal sierra]

They magnetise

[languid grove]

OI

[indigo hull]

read that as mayonnaise

[gritty temple]

smol

[frigid kernel]

Hello

[gritty temple]

O.O

[ruby zealot]

[gritty temple]

HALLOE !!!!!!

[lethal sierra]

Mayo de noche

[zenith charm]

Angy

[indigo hull]

whats funny is thats literally Spanish for "May at Night"

or something like it

[zenith charm]

Yep

[ruby zealot]

you ain't demon

😭

[storm whale]

cheesed to meet you

[narrow atlas]

[gritty temple]

Foul beast

[indigo hull]

that Bhutanese Garden Grow

[languid grove]

Yes I am

[indigo hull]

or whatever that shit was called

[narrow atlas]

[storm whale]

[unreal kiln]

Idk who my dumbass thought I was

Signing up to do a VOLUNTARY PIANO RECITAL

[ruby zealot]

lmao

[gritty temple]

it’s called confidence don’t lose it

[unreal kiln]

Well I shot a little too far

[gritty temple]

U miss 100% of the shots u don’t take boy

[unreal kiln]

Cuz I played maybe 90%, played one wrong note and just went home

[gritty temple]

it happens

never giv up ……….

[sharp geyser]

medi pack for hedorah

[real python]

OHHHH YEAH

VECTOR

COMMITING CRIMES WITH DIRECTION AND MAGNITUDE 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[austere lake]

yo how hard is it to get img perms?

cuz 1.5k is crazy

[gritty temple]

yes

youre are welcome

[austere lake]

tf you mean

"yes"

like dawg

[real python]

Cope

[unreal kiln]

1.5k isn't all that

[austere lake]

sonion 😭

[unreal kiln]

I mean what sort of images do you have to post anyways

[austere lake]

memes, art, photography

[gritty temple]

yea

[indigo hull]

oh god jimmy announcement

brace for the pink roles

[fossil quail]

Its pregnanting time

[gritty temple]

oh no

[indigo mortar]

😳

[storm whale]

brace for the flood

[bleak warren]

immediately a weird message right after this, are you psychic?

[austere lake]

what?

[indigo hull]

no i just make observations

[storm whale]

they're pretty predictable

[austere lake]

whats gonna happen?

[indigo hull]

typically when jimmy announces a stream or something its bound to attract the horde

[indigo mortar]

PRETTY?? aw tysm /j

[austere lake]

what??

[storm whale]

the horde

[gritty temple]

TADC pisses me off

[austere lake]

what is the horde?

[bleak warren]

when jimmy announces a stream, a large amount of people who don't use the discord other than for streams and entries show up, they're generally the twitch viewers

[lusty gorge]

Me when an ai pisses me off:

[bleak warren]

happens when entries are opened too

[indigo hull]

Smudge explained it better than me

[storm whale]

new name a pfp just dropped? fire

[real python]

The pink hoard

[austere lake]

oh people join the discord?

[indigo hull]

i use too many euphemisms

[lusty gorge]

Yep!

[bleak warren]

and usually they're pink names because they're new or they never talk here, pink is the default role

[lusty gorge]

And floob is here now

[real python]

[lusty gorge]

FUCK YOU FLOOB

[bleak warren]

and usually they talk like they do in twitch, not knowing the rules are different here

[real python]

[lusty gorge]

I'm sorry buddy I didn't mean it

[deft crater]

WHAT DID JIMMY DO TO HIS HAIR

[gritty temple]

I don’t like Gooseworx or any of the VAs anymore I am NAWT watching TADC in theatres

[gritty temple]

Ikr heem heem

[real python]

[gritty temple]

He does look pretty cool though

[deft crater]

"my heart"

"i loved her"

[gritty temple]

What

[deft crater]

thats what the hair reminds me of lol

[gritty temple]

Oh

[lusty gorge]

The TADC theatres are prolly gonna stink anyway

[worthy canopy]

Wsg people

[austere lake]

my bortday

[deft crater]

why dont you like them?

[real python]

Me and my friends are going in hazmat suits

[austere lake]

thats wats good

[worthy canopy]

Happy bortday cap

[gritty temple]

They are racist

[austere lake]

ty

[deft crater]

i guess bro

[real python]

We have a plan to shout 23-19 and act like the CDA

[storm whale]

might not be enough

[lusty gorge]

"TWENTY THREE NINETEEN! WE HAVE A TWENTY THREE NINETEEN!" Looking ahh

[acoustic bison]

Commuting is pain

[real python]

100% gonna get kicked out

[worthy canopy]

Should I bring fabreeze?

[unreal kiln]

Jimmyhere pinging me for no reason

[indigo hull]

bro gonna show up in the CEDA zombie fit from L4D2

[austere lake]

yes

[gritty temple]

Bring sunglasses too it’s gonna be so white in there

[opaque oak]

Wtf did Lizzie do she ain’t do shit

[unreal kiln]

I can't wait for Kane pixels backrooms movie with A24

[lusty gorge]

You should bring a beak mask like the ones they used during the plague

[austere lake]

the tadc movie gonna be a chicken jockey type thing

[worthy canopy]

I’ll ad those to the list

[bleak warren]

whiter than utah

[deft crater]

i really aint gonna go over this because i know youre not gonna listen

[gritty temple]

Instant blindness

[austere lake]

white wultah

[lusty gorge]

Whiter than WB Mason's blinding white paper?

[worthy canopy]

I’m going as kinger, do you think the bucket will work instead of sunglasses?

[unreal kiln]

My sister got sent to Utah juvie yesterday btw

[opaque oak]

Wultah white

[austere lake]

yes

[gritty temple]

We can’t go over it anyways because I need to be a good boy and not say mean things to people

[indigo hull]

whar

[real python]

I can already predict the trend is gonna be going in there and spraying deodorant everywhere

[bleak warren]

wtf

[austere lake]

lol fr

[unreal kiln]

Yeah but it was some bullshit she was laughing it off

[opaque oak]

Why specifically in Utah?

[gritty temple]

HOOOOONK mimimimi

[languid grove]

Can people just enjoy media without being called stinky

[austere lake]

double trouble

[unreal kiln]

Idk she was there

[lusty gorge]

YOU

[worthy canopy]

I swear, I should make a bingo card to see what kinda stuff will happen during that movie

[opaque oak]

Who in their right mind would live in Utah?

[indigo hull]

Mormons

[real python]

You KNOW it's gonna stink

Don't dent it

[opaque oak]

That’s true

[austere lake]

amish

[upbeat charm]

people who live in utah would

[worthy canopy]

People who are white….

[unreal kiln]

We don't live there a lot of volleyball stuff happens in salt lake

[bleak warren]

amish aren't in utah, they're in the northeast

[storm whale]

[opaque oak]

IM BEING PINGED A LOT

[indigo hull]

fun fact actually, the Donner Party led the Mormons to Utah

[austere lake]

and rednecks

[unreal kiln]

But basically it was so dumb she got sent to juvie for a total of three hours

[bleak warren]

utah is too bougie for most rednecks

[austere lake]

by whom?

[opaque oak]

Yall

[indigo hull]

thats ok i'd rather Utah stay in Utah

[unreal kiln]

Because she was caught "harassing strangers in a public space"

She was doing those TikTok street interviews

[austere lake]

did she steal a balloon on free balloon day? why 3 hours??

[opaque oak]

White people are everywhere so that doesn’t surprise me

[bleak warren]

lots of people do those, why was she punished?

[gritty temple]

I can’t believe this im shaking

[indigo hull]

this is America we're talking about

[gritty temple]

who would do something so sick and twisted

[worthy canopy]

She should have been put in for 57 minutes instead of three hours

[austere lake]

why

[indigo hull]

the moment you start questioning the justice system you get more questions and very little answers

[upbeat charm]

woah! a free balloon!

[unreal kiln]

I have no clue all she had to do was apologize to like one couple

[peak sentinel]

[austere lake]

57? like The 57 Precepts of Zote??

[gritty temple]

joke

[indigo hull]

Tow Mater ❤️

[opaque oak]

FINN MCMISSILE

[worthy canopy]

Wrong one 😭

[storm whale]

[unreal kiln]

I mean I know why she'd be unfairly treated but it's not something I gotta get into here

[peak sentinel]

tomato 🥀

[real python]

[indigo hull]

i realized that just now lmao

[bleak warren]

i saw what got blocked, i get it, you're most likely not wrong

[languid grove]

I don’t think so?? Idk what stinky people you meet

[unreal kiln]

Yeah she got a lot more of my mom than I did so a lot ppl don't assume we're related

[worthy canopy]

Why am I just noticing these usernames……….

[gritty temple]

me

[lusty gorge]

Is that the guy from rocket League?

[real python]

You

[peak sentinel]

no it’s the guy from initial d

[gritty temple]

im a puppygirl so I never bathe

[narrow atlas]

My brain feels like putty

[indigo hull]

you sure its not the guy from NASCAR?

[bleak warren]

i would know if he was

[worthy canopy]

@opaque oak, what is a skrimp?

[indigo hull]

this is true

[peak sentinel]

nascar isn’t real source I made it up

[opaque oak]

A Skrimp is what I am

[worthy canopy]

Is it like a shrimp or is it better?

[gritty temple]

shrimps is bugs

[opaque oak]

No it’s not a Shrimp

[bleak warren]

[opaque oak]

Not a Shrimp, a Skrimp

There’s a difference

[real python]

It's the dragon creature

[gritty temple]

barkbarkbarkbark

[bleak warren]

i watch nascar, it's the one thing i didn't shake from my redneck upbringing

[lusty gorge]

Oh shit it's smudge
Hi Smudge

[bleak warren]

i have car drive in circle autism

also hi

[gritty temple]

hee yaw

[storm whale]

circle autism?

[opaque oak]

What’s the nascar snail movie?

[lethal sierra]

Turbo

[bleak warren]

turbo, i thought that was formula 1

[lusty gorge]

Turbo

[gritty temple]

that snail is fast

[bleak warren]

not nascar

[opaque oak]

Indy 500

[peak sentinel]

I remember wanting to get into racing (specifically f1) a while ago but my interest faded because I literally cannot access the only way to watch it in my country

[bleak warren]

oh it's indy

[opaque oak]

Is that not nascar

[bleak warren]

ok indy is also not nascar

nascar is stock car, indy is open wheel like F1

[opaque oak]

Ah

[lusty gorge]

WOAH THAT SNAIL IS FAST 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[gritty temple]

indyeez

[bleak warren]

indy is if F1 was only in america and raced on more ovals

[indigo hull]

F1 has struggled in the US since 2005

[bleak warren]

it's like halfway between nascar and F1

[opaque oak]

Why do you remember the song

[storm whale]

indy kinda sucks as a city

[zenith charm]

Hello

[indigo hull]

-# due to a certain United States Grand Prix

[peak sentinel]

The only way to watch it here is Apple TV iirc

[opaque oak]

It’s in Indiana what do you expect

[lusty gorge]

Cuz it lives rent free in my head

[gritty temple]

It’s a banger

[languid grove]

I have good hygiene though

[storm whale]

I live in Indiana so not very much

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

hashtag cannot relate

[indigo hull]

guy named Giene: "hello there"

[lusty gorge]

YOU²

[gritty temple]

this is a joke im joking I shower and brush my teeth everyday

[peak sentinel]

GEBERAL KEBENOBI

[languid grove]

Take care of yourself gurl

[crystal cypress]

-# why are we whispering

[opaque oak]

Gurt: Yo

[indigo hull]

For the May be with you

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

puppies don’t have to bathe like and share if you agree

[indigo hull]

...wait shit

[bleak warren]

my hygiene used to be bad because depression but it's a lot better now

[eager sedge]

Is Jimmy gonna actually watch the show or

[lusty gorge]

Person name there:"ello"

[languid grove]

Me?

[unreal kiln]

I actually have brain rot I thought you were saying bleood lyrics

[lusty gorge]

Yes
You

[gritty temple]

Patience

[eager sedge]

I don’t really do anything for myself rn but i wanna be better

[bleak warren]

no idea who that is

[languid grove]

[austere lake]

arrg

[bleak warren]

sigh

[eager sedge]

WHAT

[opaque oak]

What

[peak sentinel]

whuh

[crystal cypress]

Whar

[lusty gorge]

Like
Busting ghosts?

[languid grove]

I thought this meant busting a move and then I realised

[indigo hull]

i warned you

[austere lake]

you read what i said. i said what i meant

[karmic shell]

nevermind

[storm whale]

why can't we go an hour without someone saying some weird shit

[unreal kiln]

He's this guy who makes electronic noise rap but I have to stop being a bleood fan publicly cuz one of us made the worst TikTok ever a few days ago

[real python]

[peak sentinel]

send this guy to the pit

[bleak warren]

bro was asking what we meant by pink name invasion and then he becomes one of them lol

[lusty gorge]

Wait ur a Ghostbuster??

[gritty temple]

I would bust a move but my nitro disappeared so just pretend im dancing

Oo aa boogie aaa weeeee boogie boogie look at me go

[indigo hull]

is a good album but overrated

[crystal cypress]

Mods, send him to brazil

[karmic shell]

ok

[lusty gorge]

Nah
Send him to Detroit

[austere lake]

sure thing kiddo
you wanna autograph?

[unreal kiln]

Some people need to reevaluate the classics

[lusty gorge]

Nah

[unreal kiln]

Cuz nevermind is not really a classic anymore it had very little influence

[crystal cypress]

its worse in brazil because no english, detroit is easier to live in if you can defend ur stuff

[languid grove]

Ughh I miss Gehe

[austere lake]

ight bet

[gritty temple]

Did they exploded

[real python]

Then go get him

[indigo hull]

just teleport to their location

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

WEEE

[storm whale]

"Those who are found guilty of living in New Jersey will be sentenced to life in France. People who are found guilty of living in France will be sentenced to life in New Jersey"

[unreal kiln]

You got a car

[lusty gorge]

We all busting a move frfr

[languid grove]

Like I can just do that

[unreal kiln]

They are kinda opposites aren't they

[indigo hull]

getting funky with the cheese whiz

[peak sentinel]

as a person in a state next to New Jersey, KEEP THE FRENCH AWAY

[languid grove]

He isn’t active at the moment

[storm whale]

kinda

[lusty gorge]

Nah ur a cool New Jersian

[indigo hull]

you're missing out on meeting Tony Soprano

[lusty gorge]

Dw

[storm whale]

it's too late it's worldwide policy now

[peak sentinel]

I said next to, not in

[real python]

Welp

[unreal kiln]

I used to live in Hoboken New Jersey shout out new jersey

[rancid garden]

i love how in the vcs of this server

u can meet the nicest dude ever, or the greasiest snob of all time. i unfortunately met the second one today.

[indigo hull]

HOBOKEN!?

OOOOOHH IM DYING AGAIN

[lusty gorge]

...
Ur a cool semi-new Jersian
Dw

[storm whale]

you are sentenced to life in France

[peak sentinel]

I’m not a New Jerseyan at all

[bleak warren]

hobo ken? damn, ken is down on his luck. i hope things turn around for him soon

[peak sentinel]

I’m Pennsylvanian

[lusty gorge]

Why does the pencil have veins???

[opaque oak]

I thought Tony Soprano was Italian

[indigo hull]

he hopped a train for California to find work

[coral token]

buddy valastro

[unreal kiln]

... Same place same time

[indigo hull]

the Great Depression's been tough

[peak sentinel]

idk ask William Penn

[languid grove]

Yup

[unreal kiln]

But Hoboken is so close to NYC that I just say it's nyc

[languid grove]

[undone cypress]

meow

[indigo hull]

erm, i think he's dead

[peak sentinel]

MISSILE

[undone cypress]

WHAT

[peak sentinel]

just revive him

[storm whale]

cast speak with dead. duh

[indigo hull]

ah of course

[languid grove]

I feel like a dog waiting at the door for their owner all day

[bleak warren]

luigi board

[unreal kiln]

You can literally take 1 train stop and ur in manhattan

[indigo hull]

Quiche board

[peak sentinel]

we sealed his body in the statue at the top of Philadelphia city hall

[lusty gorge]

YOU

[opaque oak]

Witch or Vegan?

[bleak warren]

fucking witch or vegan sends me every time

[undone cypress]

me

[peak sentinel]

when you go there the statue comes to life and you have to fight the boss

[lusty gorge]

Hai

[unreal kiln]

Kanye West reference

[storm whale]

he needed to be contained

[undone cypress]

myello

[indigo hull]

no😭

[unreal kiln]

No but Kanye invented quiches

[lusty gorge]

Hru broblinskimatorinator

[peak sentinel]

William Penn was too dangerous to be kept free

[undone cypress]

not well

[unreal kiln]

What's sad is that there's probably someone out there who learned about quiches through Kanye West

[undone cypress]

but fuck it we ball

[lusty gorge]

Yikes
What happened

[storm whale]

sealed his ass in the imperfect vessel

[undone cypress]

i havent been doing well for the entire last week

[indigo hull]

Seriously who is Mary Jane and why is everyone smoking her?

Did she offend the mafia?

[lusty gorge]

🫂

[peak sentinel]

if he breaks free he hits a Domain Expansion, it’s too dangerous

[indigo hull]

Giving you a MAS-36

[peak sentinel]

he’s basically our Sukuna

[undone cypress]

not even the right one 💔

[indigo hull]

FRICK

[undone cypress]

you dont know me...

[lusty gorge]

Wait I just realized we have two hedgehogs in chat

[indigo hull]

[undone cypress]

im not real

[storm whale]

I hope someone can manage to take him down soon, I feel his power is increasing the longer he is contained

[lusty gorge]

You ARE real
And you're AWESOME SAUCE

[unreal kiln]

Every time I think about smoking I get reminded why I'm out 55 dollars and I start getting mad again

[peak sentinel]

the only one who can match his power is John Pennsylvania

[undone cypress]

no like actually
i dont feel real right now

[storm whale]

we gotta find him soon or we're all cooked 🙏

[peak sentinel]

this is so fucking stupid I am laughing way too hard at this shit

[lusty gorge]

Oh
🫂

[indigo hull]

America: The Manga

[storm whale]

nah nah running gags are the best

[indigo hull]

Starring John Pennsylvania in his fight to defeat the second coming of William Penn

[peak sentinel]

the main antagonist is William Penn, King of Quakers

[languid grove]

[storm whale]

I need this shit animated NOW

[lusty gorge]

Family guy directors:

[storm whale]

only if they were funny

[indigo hull]

If only I could 😭

[lusty gorge]

Wait no that's cutaway gags

[indigo hull]

I would get on the bandwagon with this shit

[lusty gorge]

I'm stupid
Shut up

[unreal kiln]

I read something a while ago about the governors all having superpowers and using them to take over their states and it was a lot of cool aura power politics stuff that I liked

[peak sentinel]

William Penn vs John Pennsylvania is the most anticipated battle in Pennsylvanian history

[indigo hull]

Huggbees did a video on one fact about all the presidents

[peak sentinel]

God help us all if he breaks free from Philadelphia City Hall

[lusty gorge]

And then they're twin shows up
Alexander Transylvania

[indigo hull]

like the reason James Buchanan never married was because used the money to buy a Sony PlayStation

[storm whale]

they better live stream the battle for the world like some WWE shit

[peak sentinel]

Alexander Transylvania who is secretly Romanian

[tired temple]

ugh it's barely rainy outside but it's so WINDY that it's fucking things up

[indigo hull]

Go fight the wind

That’s what I do

[gritty temple]

it’s fuckin WIMMMDDYDYY

[lusty gorge]

"Damn it's windy out here"

[storm whale]

go box the storm

you gotta, for the sake of the rest of us

[tired temple]

i have Lilapsophobia

[indigo hull]

If everyone on the Titanic started shadowboxing they could’ve saved the ship

[peak sentinel]

Oh god that’s the first sign of the second coming of William Penn

[lusty gorge]

🪑

That ain't me

[storm whale]

🗣️

[storm whale]

dear god....................

[obtuse marten]

Mmmblegh

[lusty gorge]

Hey Trey

[indigo hull]

Where’s Hernan Cortes when you need him?

[storm whale]

[tired temple]

reasonable thing i hate: People talking about worst case scenarios in already stressful situations I'm in
NO i do not want to hear about people getting tornadoes near my area while there's ALREADY a big storm SHUT THE FUCK UP

[storm whale]

real

[peak sentinel]

William Penn vs Hernan Cortes

[graceful phoenix]

im the exact opposite, i go through the worst case scenarios to know if im prepared for everything or not

[sacred creek]

sup :3

[obtuse marten]

Oh

[indigo hull]

Celebrity Deathmatch but with historical figures would go so hard

[peak sentinel]

William Penn hits a hollow purple against Cortes it’s over immediately

[storm whale]

I'm with goose that'd just make me a nervous wreck

[gritty temple]

fed spotted

[undone cypress]

THATS A FEDERAL AGENT
EVERYONE SCRAMBLE

[indigo hull]

Let’s get the frick outta dodge

[languid grove]

IT’S A COP SCRAM

[storm whale]

YOU CANT MAKE ME PAY THE TAXES I DON'T OWE

[sacred creek]

no im not im a real fem :3 🙁

[peak sentinel]

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

This is like me putting my pronouns as Rika to convince you guys I’m Rika

[undone cypress]

whats that, a ram? (truck reference)

[indigo hull]

Dodge City, Kansas

[peak sentinel]

holy shit the official wikipedia article picture for static cling

[indigo hull]

Close enough

[storm whale]

idk .......

[lusty gorge]

It's the fuckin boykisser

[obtuse marten]

Wy

[undone cypress]

okay but srsly who are you

[storm whale]

elite ball knowledge

[indigo hull]

Wait I’ve already done that…

[languid grove]

I’m suddenly VERY hungry

[lusty gorge]

Are you a boy kisser
Or a kiss boyer?

[indigo hull]

Clint Bowyer

[gritty temple]

Woman kisser

[peak sentinel]

HENRY OF SKALITZ, RUN

[autumn pendant]

i am the captin underpants

[languid grove]

Probably Rika

[autumn pendant]

the

[storm whale]

how hungry

[lusty gorge]

snap

[autumn pendant]

wait actually no im not roleplaying

im just some dude in undies

[peak sentinel]

the humble cup of water

[bleak warren]

the fox coverage is awful. mike is too old to remember anything from the last two decades, kevin talks like he's the smartest guy in the room, and clint is an idiot and constantly glazes larson

[storm whale]

to the gallows

[languid grove]

[lusty gorge]

Unemployed 40 year olds:

[indigo hull]

💀

[autumn pendant]

public execution for rp in gen, just the lightest tap on the wrist

[indigo hull]

Dear god

[sacred creek]

hmm .?

[undone cypress]

this guy used to be god btw

[storm whale]

it could be far worse, we could send you to New Jersey

[autumn pendant]

yeah lowk got demoted

[undone cypress]

i still remember your past identity

[indigo hull]

Yeah well I found god in a tomato

Checkmate

[autumn pendant]

dead named me

[undone cypress]

DUDE GOT REPLACED BY A TOMATO

[peak sentinel]

tow mater 🥀

[indigo hull]

💔

[undone cypress]

oh der im having vioment coughing fit

[storm whale]

potato

[undone cypress]

im fying

[sacred creek]

fries

[indigo hull]

Fying

I’m frying

[peak sentinel]

mac and cheese

[lusty gorge]

Yo BREEEAAATHE

[undone cypress]

SHUTYOURFUCKINGMOUTH

[autumn pendant]

rip ms hedgehog

[storm whale]

[undone cypress]

yup

[indigo hull]

Radical Corpse Stunts dude

[lusty gorge]

Pizza tower:

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

Leaning Tower of Pisa

[storm whale]

pizza

[undone cypress]

pizza tower paw patrol clip

[lusty gorge]

Falling tower of piss

[indigo hull]

TF2 sniper’s delight

[storm whale]

the curse of infinite and eternal pissed pants:

[lusty gorge]

Aight I'ma leave now and make y'all suffer without me

[storm whale]

see ya

[lusty gorge]

Bye bye

[indigo hull]

Damn I just had a great writing idea

[storm whale]

speak it

[left sierra]

Did it involve Jax from TADC, Kit from Gameoverse and a duck?

[indigo hull]

No

[left sierra]

Then it's probably a good idea

[autumn pendant]

i just got banned from jimmy's appeal server 🤣 ✌️

[indigo hull]

Short story set during one of my alternate history worlds

[autumn pendant]

/jacob

[indigo hull]

A World War 1 tank duel in 1919

[left sierra]

Mmmm, tasty writing ideas

[autumn pendant]

ohh shittings

alright ill see you guys same time next week

[left sierra]

I give it four days

[languid grove]

Goodnight everynyan

[umbral gazelle]

Man today felt sad, I just said my final goodbyes to my esports team and club, but I guess that’s the bittersweetness of it

[undone cypress]

meow

[storm whale]

[timid plover]

Why do I actively avoid this server

I should talk more

[storm whale]

that's why

[indigo hull]

guy named why: "hi there"

[storm whale]

guy named : " "

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[lime schooner]

Helo

[reef zealot]

[thorn locust]

do u need ibprophen

[storm whale]

yeah, I got a "slight" headache

[woven nimbus]

hey chat

happy star wars day to all who celebrate!

[storm whale]

yeah I don't have any emotes for that

[frail linden]

yuh

[coral token]

buurp

people celebrate star wars day?

[woven nimbus]

i guess idk

[coral token]

😭

[storm whale]

potentially

[woven nimbus]

it’s my cat’s birthday so that’s all i really care about