general

[upbeat copper]

Kk

[real python]

I just organized things

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

You joining or no?

[brisk shard]

Great

Festival was very fun

Saw Jack Manifold, that was something I think yall would find cool

I didnt really... care too much.

[languid grove]

Naur I’m good, I’m back at my aunt’s and I just wanna chill tonight

[upbeat copper]

Kk!

[real python]

My goat

[languid grove]

OMG LUCKY

[olive flicker]

Floob hop on last letter

[languid grove]

It’s hard to miss his bald head

[brisk shard]

True LOL

[real python]

[brisk shard]

The festival was sooo cool though

And there was so much food

[narrow atlas]

Who’s jack manifold? I’ve heard the name I think

[brisk shard]

No African food though, was a little upsetting

[languid grove]

Yummers..

[coral token]

yutubah

[upbeat copper]

You on the game?

[wary tide]

Duck likes hats

[thin prairie]

No
Thought we wasn't playing
Kinda got pissed

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

[real python]

Bruh

[thin prairie]

You have me a 5 minute limit don't bruh me

[languid grove]

I’m feeling a bit of tension

[real python]

Bruh

[indigo hull]

Surface Tension even

[olive flicker]

We're hopping on last letter

[upbeat copper]

Mmmm conflict I don't like

[brisk shard]

Hi feeling a bit of tension

[real python]

[languid grove]

I’m going to PINCH your cheeks

NOT PUNCH

[indigo hull]

Punch

[ashen dagger]

Dont punch people

[upbeat copper]

HAHAHAHHAAHH

[brisk shard]

OWWWW

JUST HITTING ME IN THE FACE LIKE THAT

[thin prairie]

He'll hop on last latter without a second thought tho

[brisk shard]

Socked by Rika

[real python]

Because you said you weren't gonna play

[languid grove]

My dog is in my face rn

[thin prairie]

I just said why

[narrow atlas]

I just realized something

[brisk shard]

Im gonna telepathically tell ur dog to pinch YOUR cheeks so its fair game

[thin prairie]

Omfg

[narrow atlas]

I don’t have to go to school this week

[indigo hull]

What the hap is fuckening guys

[narrow atlas]

I just gotta show up Friday to hand over my laptop

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[languid grove]

I’m going to pinch your cheeks and tie them together

[indigo hull]

The horror

[upbeat copper]

That's a very disturbing image...

[brisk shard]

Im gonna get a theoretical zip and ZIP your mouth shut... and then pinch your cheeks

Again! Twice!

[thin prairie]

Lemme load up roblox

[humble isle]

[upbeat copper]

Okidokie!

[languid grove]

LEAVE MY CHEEKS ALONE AAAA

[narrow atlas]

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

[brisk shard]

Ill leave your cheeks alone... and then pinch them one more time for good luck

[coral token]

screenshot

[indigo hull]

dontsayitdontthinkit

[brisk shard]

A liiiittle weird Thales

Maybe a line was crossed here

[narrow atlas]

[brisk shard]

Someone revert the time back to 6pm

[coral token]

not really rika took a screenshot of the same way of me

[narrow atlas]

I gotta rewatch No Country For Old Men

[wintry temple]

you’d rather a what?

[coral token]

SHH.

[brisk shard]

I think there is a very looming AGE difference here though

[coral token]

not really either

we're not far on age

[wintry temple]

[narrow atlas]

Are there any other Cormac McCarthy books that’ve been adapted to film?

[brisk shard]

I forget how old you are Thales

[indigo hull]

I love this

[coral token]

i'm only 23

[brisk shard]

Aren't you like 56 i dont really remember

[wintry temple]

Same LOL

[brisk shard]

thats old

56 I mean, because you are 56

[coral token]

that is not old and you're overreacting

you're like 507

[brisk shard]

And im British so im not listening to the truth

[languid grove]

Tbh people have taken worse screenshots of me that look very inappropriate out of context

[brisk shard]

Because thats British

And British people refuse to accept the truth

[wintry temple]

I am very old.. I’m a primordial slime..

[languid grove]

I’m not 100% sure how I feel about it

[indigo hull]

They executed some Irish partisans today

Members of the Easter Rising

[brisk shard]

Nuh uh, more like... 5x4-2

[narrow atlas]

What

[indigo hull]

Primordial Soup is that you?

[zinc frigate]

[wintry temple]

yes.. part of it

[brisk shard]

Oh god im 18

[narrow atlas]

Grown ass man btw

[wintry temple]

I’d say if you aren’t sure how you feel about it, it could be a good idea to let people know that and maybe ask them to refrain from doing so

[brisk shard]

HEY

[wintry temple]

those are my 2 cents..

[brisk shard]

Respect your elders

[brisk shard]

Back in my day, young-ins had a little RESPECT...

[narrow atlas]

Respect the motion

[languid grove]

I mean I do find it funny but it also just makes me do a double take because I am a minor

[coral token]

i thought you were 18

[brisk shard]

Only motion you got is the running motion... running back HOME!

[narrow atlas]

Happy bday

[languid grove]

Not until June

[toxic orchid]

Thx

[coral token]

oh just a month

[languid grove]

Ya

[coral token]

i don't remember literally anyones birthday here

except mine

[indigo hull]

Happy birdday

[coral token]

and jimmy

[toxic orchid]

Thx thx

[wintry temple]

big 18..

[indigo hull]

Mine is very easy to remember

Because it’s the first day of the month

[coral token]

already forgot

[brisk shard]

Youngster Rika

[toxic orchid]

We're talking about becoming 18 as I became 18 today lol what are the odds

[narrow atlas]

Real

[brisk shard]

Happy G Day

[wintry temple]

When it comes to birthdays I’m always off by like 2 days

[brisk shard]

Ur younger than me by a day

[zinc frigate]

I’m so tired it looped around to me being awake

[wintry temple]

Happy birthday

[brisk shard]

#rolled

[toxic orchid]

Hmmmm

[zinc frigate]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[narrow atlas]

[toxic orchid]

THANKS AUTUMNNN

[indigo hull]

You’re telling me Rick rolled this?

[toxic orchid]

#imaninfantcomparedtoyou

[brisk shard]

Ur telling me a Glaggle manned this land?

[brisk shard]

Yoy

[toxic orchid]

Bungus

[brisk shard]

Bongus

[toxic orchid]

I will sternly shun you

[brisk shard]

Bongus cause im smoking a bong or smth

[narrow atlas]

[brisk shard]

(Joking FBI dont find me)

[toxic orchid]

Like a cat being scolded

[toxic orchid]

Thankssse

[indigo hull]

On behalf of the FBI you get a pass bro

[brisk shard]

Im hitting a FAT blinker on my LIFE

(Im not)

[brisk shard]

Biggest doink in the WORLD right now

[humble isle]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YYOOOOUUUU

[narrow atlas]

You’re a fed?

[brisk shard]

(This is all satire)

[toxic orchid]

AHHHH LACEYYYY THANKKSSSS

[indigo hull]

Uhhh, no

[indigo hull]

-# Jerry they’re fucking on to us

[verbal anchor]

Happy birthday!

[rose creek]

Can you tell my ups driver to deliver my package quicker

[zinc frigate]

[narrow atlas]

No

[verbal anchor]

No

[toxic orchid]

Aww thank you Rosé!! All my friends are here!!!

[zinc frigate]

[rose creek]

Pretty please 🥺

[languid grove]

Yup, very scary

[toxic orchid]

No

[indigo hull]

boo

[rose creek]

With a cherry on top?

[languid grove]

HAPPY BIRFDAY

[toxic orchid]

I feel no different... I definitely will once the paperwork comes in

[languid grove]

AAAAAAAAA

[indigo hull]

Can confirm

[toxic orchid]

Mmmmm maybe two

[toxic orchid]

Thanks!

[rose creek]

3.274 cherries?

[toxic orchid]

3.275 and it's a deal

[rose creek]

Gotchu

[toxic orchid]

And don't hold the cyanide in the pit, it adds essence

[indigo hull]

That reminds me actually

[brisk shard]

honestly i did have a somewhat weird interaction at the festival but

[indigo hull]

Fun fact, when they say cyanide reeks of almonds it’s actually the other way around

[brisk shard]

i dont think much of it

[languid grove]

What happened

[toxic orchid]

Hmmm

[languid grove]

I say with my big nose

[indigo hull]

Sweet almonds, the kind we normally eat, contain some of it naturally

[languid grove]

[rose creek]

Are you ready for civil war👀

[brisk shard]

something i cant be bothered to explain here

[brisk shard]

big nose rika

[languid grove]

Nosey Rika

[narrow atlas]

Yall eat the apple whole, or nah?

[brisk shard]

ur not supposed to

[rose creek]

Nah js the stem

[indigo hull]

Nah I hate apple cores

[rose creek]

The rest is kinda mid

[humble isle]

Grabs you by the schnoz

[narrow atlas]

[languid grove]

WHAT THE TUNA

[brisk shard]

tuna...

dont TEMPT me raaaaah

[indigo hull]

If you’re referencing that Apple seeds are toxic when crushed up then epic

[languid grove]

GET YOUR GRUBBY MOTH HANDS OFF MY SCHNOZ

[woven flicker]

🦖

[languid grove]

[narrow atlas]

Nah they taste gross if you chew them

[indigo hull]

Makes sense

[toxic orchid]

Y'all are getting thrown into the piranha pit

[brisk shard]

i wanna do something

but what

[languid grove]

Me too

[brisk shard]

might watch the new unstable smp video but

[indigo hull]

I think that’s actually the toxin in them

[brisk shard]

that means i got nothing to do later or tomorrow morning

[indigo hull]

To prevent birds from biting into them

[brisk shard]

rika help me think of something

[narrow atlas]

Probably

[brisk shard]

uhhhhhhh

[stray drum]

hey, are their any mods online? i wanna ask one a question

[humble isle]

Say it in da box..

📦

[coral token]

maybe

[narrow atlas]

I’m pretty good at avoiding them tho. I store them in my upper lip until I’m done eating the whole apple. Than I swallow the seeds whole

[brisk shard]

thales isnt a mod

theyre a spectator

[coral token]

true

impostor!

[brisk shard]

a bystander

[coral token]

SUS

[brisk shard]

voted out

[humble isle]

Like in Among Us!!

[coral token]

dun dun dun dun

[humble isle]

Sussy!

[narrow atlas]

[coral token]

among us in real life, ugh , uh

[brisk shard]

thales have u ever played the among us stuff with the group

[coral token]

the what

[toxic orchid]

We've well heard about the bistander, but what about the gaystander?

[brisk shard]

the among us games the group here would do

[toxic orchid]

🤔

[brisk shard]

straightstander

[toxic orchid]

Genius

[narrow atlas]

Is that just standing, but in a pose

[coral token]

that is one long question

[toxic orchid]

Yeah like inherently zesty

[stray drum]

well, maybe one of yall know the answer, so i submitted a meme for the ylyl at like 10:30 yesterday, and i realized it wasn’t the submission day, does the thing i submitted still have the possibility to be reviewed, or do i need to submit it again??

[narrow atlas]

[coral token]

(i am mod don't listen to them.) all memes are reviewed by me.

it doesn't matter when they were submitted.

if the channel is open, it's for something

[languid grove]

Uhhh have you done your chores??

[stray drum]

ohhhhhhhh okiedokie

[languid grove]

[stray drum]

thx for lettin me know

[brisk shard]

If I didnt know you were a mod, I would be INSANELY suspicious from this message

[brisk shard]

Yush

I found something to do dw

[coral token]

i am the server owner, trust.

[indigo hull]

Thaleshere

[brisk shard]

Guess what... its Apex Legends

[coral token]

ewwwww

[narrow atlas]

[brisk shard]

Tyles

Thales and Tyler

[languid grove]

Oh no…

[narrow atlas]

New ship name

[brisk shard]

Oh YES

[languid grove]

PLEASE PICK A BETTER GAME

[brisk shard]

NO THIS IS A GOOD GAAAME

[indigo hull]

son im crine

[brisk shard]

HAAHAHAHAHAH!

[indigo hull]

sobber even

[verbal anchor]

Me when i lie

[indigo hull]

Dr. House is that you?

[verbal anchor]

No this is Patrick

[indigo hull]

ah mb

[narrow atlas]

[languid grove]

I can’t believe you went into labour for this dust ball

Just to cough her out

[narrow atlas]

She is a complete genetic copy of me. Mitosis

[thin prairie]

Gasp

[narrow atlas]

[vagrant monolith]

Happy STARWARS day everyone

May da 4th be wit ya

[wispy moss]

im bored

can i send an audio of its tv time drums

[vagrant monolith]

Just watch STARWARS

[wispy moss]

no

[vagrant monolith]

Yes

Do it

[wispy moss]

can i tho

[undone cypress]

meow

[wispy moss]

why tho

[wispy moss]

evil and intimidating meow

[vagrant monolith]

Cause is STARWARS day

[wispy moss]

trustrtsstuysytrsrsusr

[vagrant monolith]

Bark

[wispy moss]

NOOOOO

rest in peace 😔

[vagrant monolith]

Blew up harder than my ps4 when I tried to run Elden Ring on it

[wispy moss]

true

[compact sky]

good morning usa

[wispy moss]

i got a feeling thats it gonna be a wonderful day

[ashen dagger]

[humble isle]

Bringing you back to life

🕯️ 🕯️

[chrome torrent]

[gleaming falcon]

AND TO YOU TOO

[zinc frigate]

[zinc frigate]

[ashen dagger]

my chest kinda tight

[languid grove]

[ashen dagger]

AGH

[wispy moss]

can i send the audio now 🥺

[wispy moss]

what does that even mean

[ashen dagger]

tight chest
hurty

[wispy moss]

oh

[humble isle]

My chest hurty as well

But that’s a constant

[wispy moss]

rip

[gritty temple]

Hello chat grrrrr woof woof woof

[gritty temple]

You havin’ anxiety?

[ruby zealot]

Put the arch into a large pool

[humble isle]

Dog?

[gritty temple]

RUFF

[lusty gorge]

Why the FUCK did I come back to a resurrection ritual

[gritty temple]

We do have a pool

[austere lake]

Sonion

[ashen dagger]

No it just came and went

[coral tulip]

[gritty temple]

Ah, it happens could be gas

[coral tulip]

IIM TAKING MY DRIVERS LICENSE TEST TODAY!!!

[indigo hull]

[ashen dagger]

No it was more closer to my upper left chest, like by the shoulder

[humble isle]

Driving is scary, good luck

[ashen dagger]

Left bruh i meant right

[lusty gorge]

Guys my cat is laying on me but I wanna get up what do I do

[coral tulip]

Im used to driving, i drive all the time, im just getting my license instead of my permit

[ashen dagger]

You don't

[humble isle]

Don’t

More like font

[ruby zealot]

AWESOME

[drowsy bridge]

good luck!

[ashen dagger]

I should burn out every lamp within a mile of you

[drowsy bridge]

I personally love driving, i have more freedom now

[gritty temple]

I wouldn’t know about specifics like that but if it gets any worse or you get it with nausea and dizziness and neck pain etc etc maybe go to a doctor

Or

Call 911 if it’s REAAAL bad yk

[coral tulip]

[drowsy bridge]

just the learning part that sucked

[humble isle]

I’ll watch the fire and harvest its energy

[coral tulip]

Thank you!!

[ruby zealot]

Duck guess what

[real python]

ARGG

[drowsy bridge]

Chicken butt!!

[ruby zealot]

Oral exam I got the second best grade in class

[ashen dagger]

Dw dw its nothing serious id hope
But then again i havent really done much today so who knows

[drowsy bridge]

congrats!!!

[ruby zealot]

Thank you

[real python]

Well done bro

[ruby zealot]

Thanks floob

[drowsy bridge]

I have mone on friday

[ruby zealot]

[gritty temple]

Sometimes the body just likes to be funny with random pains

[humble isle]

What kind of sick joke is this

[gritty temple]

One time I got a SHARP and crushing pain in my back and chest and genuinely thought I was having a heart attack I deadass fell to my knees

I was then fine right after and have no idea what it was. It has not happened again since

[ashen dagger]

#yeah

[sharp geyser]

homer dropped his donut

[zinc frigate]

This too real

[humble isle]

You ever get legendary dull ache in your lower leg when you’re trying to sleep?

[sharp geyser]

what about the tragedy where he dropped his donut?

[reef zealot]

[humble isle]

Big paws or big tail?

[willow rapids]

Hello chat

Can't sleep

[sharp geyser]

why are you green

[zinc frigate]

Yep, or a giant pain in my chest when I’m about to sleep

[willow rapids]

I ate raw and solid uranium

[sharp geyser]

why

[reef zealot]

Big tail

[willow rapids]

Why not

[humble isle]

I expect no less..

[reef zealot]

[humble isle]

I want antenna

[reef zealot]

I would bat at them like cats and string

[sharp geyser]

fat ass

[reef zealot]

Snorlax

[willow rapids]

I felt like something bad is going to happen to me

[sharp geyser]

like what

[coral token]

k

[willow rapids]

Idk

But it felt like something is about to happen

[humble isle]

I would fucking bite you

[sharp geyser]

i just hope that chernobyl wont happen again

[reef zealot]

[sharp geyser]

speaking of bite i saw an kids head got bitten by an fat ass yellow bear animatronic

[willow rapids]

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!

[sharp geyser]

i was just eating my pizza until this shit happend

im never going to a pizzeria with animatronic ever again

because the pizza sucks

[willow rapids]

Is it normal to be run over by a car in a young age like that happen to me before

[sharp geyser]

like wich speed?

[lusty gorge]

Pretiffany

[willow rapids]

High way taxi high speed

[gritty temple]

As opposed to it being normal getting run over at an older age

[lusty gorge]

May I give thou a hug

[reef zealot]

Yes :3

[sharp geyser]

its normal being a bullet train pilot and crash into another train

[lusty gorge]

[sharp geyser]

what about the speed of a sports car?

like 250 kmh

[willow rapids]

It was a taxi

And idk what speed it was

[lusty gorge]

Imsoweed

[willow rapids]

Since i black out after getting hit and run over

I was like very young at that time like 5 i think

[reef zealot]

Yippee

[lusty gorge]

And now for my next trick

[stray drum]

how do you get image perms (ik it’s a dumb question, i js have no idea what im doing)

[willow rapids]

1500 or 1450 DDs

[humble isle]

[sharp geyser]

and why did you say high way speed? pls dont say you were on a high way

[willow rapids]

I was

[sharp geyser]

why

[lusty gorge]

That's not a dumb question at all!
You need 1.5k dd

[stray drum]

that’s the thing, i have no idea how to get DDs even tho it says how to or how to check how much i have

[coral token]

So....

[willow rapids]

Just be active the more the better

[stray drum]

okiedokes

thankiessss :3

[willow rapids]

I was a kid and wasn't listening to my siblings and just ran down the road and than got hit

[humble isle]

Count your days, Ms Fox..

[coral token]

"text activity" what could this possibly mean

[lusty gorge]

And if you wanna check your dd, use /dd balance

[reef zealot]

The fuck you think ive been using my status for, mothnose

[stray drum]

just in general?

orrrrr

[sharp geyser]

and how are you still alive

[humble isle]

MOTHNOSE?!

[willow rapids]

Idk i screamed before going blacked out and than woke up in the hospital

[humble isle]

[lusty gorge]

Lil goth butterfly that is awesome

[sharp geyser]

and how do you still remember it was a taxi

[humble isle]

Lock your doors..

[willow rapids]

My siblings or my parents told me it was a taxi

[reef zealot]

[willow rapids]

Even tho both of my parents are divorced

[lusty gorge]

Nay
Barge into my resting place and face mine wrath

[sharp geyser]

what happend to the taxi driver

[reef zealot]

Or what?

[willow rapids]

Who knows

[reef zealot]

:3

[sharp geyser]

why

[reef zealot]

[left sierra]

slides in, holding a very poory made lightsabre made of cardboard tubes, paint, and buttons

[sharp geyser]

i dropped homers donut

[lusty gorge]

Me when I'm the 25th letter of the alphabet:

[reef zealot]

[sharp geyser]

i spilt his soda

[lusty gorge]

S'oh

[humble isle]

You’ll find 1,000,000 fluttering surprises in every crevice.

[sharp geyser]

i killed bart

[willow rapids]

200 More DDs and I got image perms

[reef zealot]

The humble lightbulb:

[lusty gorge]

B'oh

[sharp geyser]

i killed marge!

[lusty gorge]

M'oh

[sharp geyser]

say that again

[lusty gorge]

Moe

[sharp geyser]

today i saw 4 fantastic people

[lusty gorge]

Ok but like
Here's the thing

[willow rapids]

( 0‿0 ⁠)⁠♡

[lusty gorge]

🟧
🟦

[chrome torrent]

portal reference

[lusty gorge]

It's the thing from fantastic 4 but sure

[sharp geyser]

the thing vs the beast vs the hulk

who would win

[lusty gorge]

I'm pretty sure the hulk once solo'd Galactus

Even won in a fight against Thor

[sharp geyser]

what about the strongest movie versions?

[lusty gorge]

The thing could probably be durable enough to stall out

[sharp geyser]

which hulk would win from 2003 or 2008

[lusty gorge]

Idk that much but I'ma say '03

[rancid goblet]

Okay you cant tell me Romeo and Julia has a good plot

The first chapter is about that Romeo goes to a Mask ball dance thingie and he see Julia but he lwk has no idea who she is. He INSTANTLY falls in love walks up to her touches her AND KISSES HER!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PLOT??

[sharp geyser]

what about human tourch vs pyro… oh wait this already happend

[lusty gorge]

Imagine if every marvel movie ended like an epic rap battle video

[sharp geyser]

i still remember how he fell and hit his balls in deadpool and wolverine 💀

[lusty gorge]

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE

[sharp geyser]

or what about magneto vs t-1000

i can just imagine that magneot would throw t-1000 into a lava pit

[real python]

Iron Man vs Batman needs to happen

If it hasn't already

[chrome torrent]

pretty sure batman wipes iron man

all things considered

[narrow atlas]

Beep

I need more absolute Martian Manhunter comics to be made NOW

We smoking that green Martian pack. This shit expands your mind, and lets you read others

[tired temple]

no

[narrow atlas]

[crystal cypress]

Batman with prep time does, but on sight beef, then batman wins HIGH diff if it's just his patrol gear. Even though he doesn't fight super hightech suit dudes every day, I'm sure the bat belt has an EMP grenade in it, if not he for sure has powerful enough weapons on the bat mobile

[upbeat copper]

Night night

[tired temple]

prep time is powerscale cope bullshit

[ruby zealot]

wasn't there a death battle about iron man vs batman?

[tired temple]

they cant accept batman loses 90% of fights without it

[ruby zealot]

nice textwall

[crystal cypress]

Oh curse you text wall

What i was saying, batman has way better combat IQ and skills, (see his fist fight with people like darkseid and Superman)
I was low balling

Plus, iron man loses the repulsors on his hands and instantly loses half of his arsenal as well as flight control, so unless he's got the MCU nano-suit then batman struggles but mid diff when he locks in

[unreal ibex]

Hey guys

[crystal cypress]

Yo

[ornate kernel]

Have you heard of that fucking bird that I hate

[unreal ibex]

How do I submit memes

[crystal cypress]

Well you wait until submissions are open first, which is completely up to jimmy, but it's usually Wednesday or Tuesday

[unreal ibex]

Ok

[plush bone]

i have "When I grow up" by NF stuck in my head

[crystal cypress]

Then you go to #ylyl-entries and #ylyl-rules❗

[unreal ibex]

Ok

[crystal cypress]

I've got "can't stop" by the red hot chili peppers stuck in mine

[plush bone]

cool

[crystal cypress]

Do you guys think Jimmy ever just goes through #animals to see peoples pets?

[plush bone]

maybe

[gritty temple]

Sometimes I just save pictures of other people’s pets ngl

[gritty temple]

Like yours for example EEEEEYOINK

[gritty temple]

Haihai Rika

[plush bone]

I just found this extremely venomous black mamba. yoink

[scarlet sparrow]

Can I scream in Jimmy's general direction?

[plush bone]

ah.

[crystal cypress]

Please do not scream at the jimmy, it may startle him

For more information on the "jimmy", please consult your local smudge and or other mods

[scarlet sparrow]

Ok sips my soda gentlemanly

[crystal cypress]

Oh how distinguished

[scarlet sparrow]

STOP! I'm trying to drink, ur gonna make me choke! Pause! 🤣

[zinc frigate]

why do i got an entire 10 minute long song stuck in my head, like the whole thing memorized and in there

[coral token]

Sigh

[gritty temple]

Good Lord

[lethal sierra]

What song is it

[ripe burrow]

yo yo are there avatar fans here

[zinc frigate]

thats the worst part its an fnf song lmao, unbeatable

[bleak warren]

avatar the airbender or avatar the aliens

[ripe burrow]

the last air bender

[zinc frigate]

we are nintendo, ultimate tv game system, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us

[ripe burrow]

so it has a cookbook...

Should I get it?

[dry fern]

meow

[zinc frigate]

i just say "bald downvote kid or blue man group"

[gritty temple]

I know a song that is 16 minutes long weeeeee

[ripe burrow]

dang

[narrow atlas]

Almost every song I listen to is like 2 minutes max

[unreal kiln]

I know a song that's 20 minutes long weeeeeeeeeeeeee

[indigo hull]

i know one thats like 23 minutes

hang on i wanna see if i can find it

[gritty temple]

Woaaugh

[lethal sierra]

What are yall listening to

[ripe burrow]

Genre?

cause I'm not sure

[unreal kiln]

Revisited and it's lowk the best song ever if you like people singing about being very depressed

[lethal sierra]

I mean yeah it can be a genre

[gusty lava]

guys its may the 4th

[lethal sierra]

Longest song I've listened to is 11 minutes long

[zinc frigate]

longest i have is 20 minutes

[indigo hull]

okay technically longest i have is 30 but its an instrument only song

[zinc frigate]

id say those count since its still music

[upbeat copper]

IM ON CALL WITH BOTH OF MY BOYFRIENDS IM SO HAPPY AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[unreal kiln]

Swans has a song that's around an hour 30 minutes?

[upbeat copper]

JDKDJCJRICJJFGJDKGKK

[unreal kiln]

I think?

That's basically just a full album but all at once

In one song

[indigo hull]

interesting

[languid grove]

Multiple boyfriends?? Ooh lala

[unreal kiln]

Yeah it's called Rope/The Beggar and they only play it live

[coral token]

Many? Woah.

[brisk shard]

ooh lala ah oui oui (reference)

[signal remnant]

Hello

[indigo hull]

yo they gonna kill Napoleon tomorrow

[coral token]

And you today

[signal remnant]

Huh😭🙏🏼

[indigo hull]

aw fuck

[signal remnant]

Is this normal😭😭

[brisk shard]

sorry glaggle

youre being eliminated now

ill hit the reboot though

[prime canopy]

it has to be done Glaggle... The Glaggle land massacre

[brisk shard]

so we can get this victory royale

[indigo hull]

i declare war

[brisk shard]

on wat

[indigo hull]

uhhhh

the sea

i'm pulling a Caligula

[prime canopy]

war on the emus ( this time we humans win, for sure )

[toxic orchid]

Bleh

[prime canopy]

*** HABBY BIRBDAY ***

[toxic orchid]

Guh

[brisk shard]

Neptune (Poisiden) isnt happy

[ruby zealot]

Ah shit man

[ruby zealot]

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH!

[ruby zealot]

[stark onyx]

Happy birthiversary

[upbeat copper]

Yeh yeh 2

[ruby zealot]

Hi commandblox
/kill @e

[stark onyx]

Just nuke everyone in the whole server 😭

[prime canopy]

hai Puppeteer

[ruby zealot]

Hello Cos

[brisk shard]

You cannot kill people in creative!

[indigo hull]

Erm yes you can

Also 4:20 pm lol

[brisk shard]

make a wish

[ruby zealot]

Yknow what time it is

[stark onyx]

Yes you can, especially in java

[unreal kiln]

420 pm ykw what that means

[brisk shard]

not in the SUPERIOR version my beloved BEDROCK

[prime canopy]

what's good ?

[brisk shard]

500 jelly shots

[stark onyx]

Bugrock...

[brisk shard]

nah im kidding

[stark onyx]

XD

[indigo hull]

500 grams of weed

[stark onyx]

Gardening I see

[unreal kiln]

Ice been on that alr if you couldn't tell btw

[brisk shard]

about to rip the craziest inhale of all time for 4:20

(this is all satire)

[indigo hull]

Lmao

[ruby zealot]

I'm doing extremely amazing rn
Second best grade in my class in my english oral exam
a A in my ethics paper
B+ in my english essay
A C in my coding exam
Wbu?

[brisk shard]

it about to be 4:20 for the next HOUR the way im hitting this shit

(all jokes)

[faint tendon]

Why do people think school is easier than having a job 😭 at least I can go somewhere 8 hours a day 5 days a week and get PAID FOR IT

[prime canopy]

oooo that's great :D

[ruby zealot]

Hi scall

[stark onyx]

So much out of context material is being created rn holyyy

[ruby zealot]

My luck finally paid off chat

[brisk shard]

school has 0 physical labour

its just walking around and learning

[narrow atlas]

So do a lot of jobs

[faint tendon]

As someone who loves learning I actually prefer physical labor

[brisk shard]

and the times are a LOT more nice

no you dont

[indigo hull]

When my grandmother was in high school they used to have smoking passes you could buy

[stark onyx]

I think psychological labor is worse in some ways

[brisk shard]

you just think you would

[indigo hull]

Is any of it true? Idk it was the late 70s/early 80s

[faint tendon]

At least my manager ain’t gonna leak one girl’s pics to the whole company and make fun of her lmao

[narrow atlas]

What

[stark onyx]

What the heck

[brisk shard]

imagine being a construction worker, working 7 days a week from 6am to 8pm, with only a little break time, for a little bit of pay

[faint tendon]

Happens in school all the time

[narrow atlas]

[brisk shard]

the most common job of all time

[stark onyx]

That's a freaking crime 😭

[faint tendon]

Dude the fun part is you get to choose the field you wanna work in 90% of the time

[brisk shard]

if you have the right studies

you can get denied from even McDonalds for not passing

[ruby zealot]

I lowkey forgot you don't swear lmao

[faint tendon]

😭 now you’re just being negative

[brisk shard]

nah im being realistic

school is tough dont get me wrong

[ruby zealot]

Fuck I need to find a internship

[indigo hull]

Electrons be like

[brisk shard]

but having a job is very horrible

[faint tendon]

I was saying at LEAST you’re getting paid, I’m not saying jobs are fun

[stark onyx]

I almost did tho that was so out of pocket 😭

[ruby zealot]

Evil protons be like:

[brisk shard]

realistically

[indigo hull]

Lmao

Evil protons

[brisk shard]

all that money is going into bills and food

and youll have none for yourself

[stark onyx]

LOL

[faint tendon]

Mr no fun over here

[stark onyx]

physics humor peak

[faint tendon]

Mr rainy over here bro 😭

[brisk shard]

im being realistic

[faint tendon]

Start being positive bro

[brisk shard]

not to shatter ur dreams, just informing

[faint tendon]

Think positive and life will be better

[indigo hull]

These pumpkins are absolutely smashing rn

[ruby zealot]

Neutrons be like:
I ain't exactly positive
But I ain't exactly negative

[faint tendon]

Only considering the worst case scenario in life won’t motivate you to improve

I ain’t rainbows and sunshine either but at least I’m tryna find the positive aspects of life

[brisk shard]

being overly care-free only leads you to be lazy or less active in your work

you need to balance realism with pride

[faint tendon]

YOURE MISSING THE POINT LMAO

[brisk shard]

thats why im realistic

school sucks, but it isnt as bad as a job

[languid grove]

I miss school tbh

[unreal kiln]

My job isn't as bad as my school

[faint tendon]

bro sees "At least I’m getting paid" and thinks I’m prideful lmao

[brisk shard]

im not saying specifically you

[unreal kiln]

But that's because I like working in customer service

[languid grove]

I just kinda wish I got to enjoy the social aspects of education more

[brisk shard]

ur getting offended over me just making a simple correction

[faint tendon]

I absolutely hate my job but at least I can afford food yk

[ruby zealot]

Thats true

[faint tendon]

I’m not offended I’m just amazed you’re this negative

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[languid grove]

I think Kitsune is just being realistic tbh

[faint tendon]

That’s not "realistic" you’re just miserable bro

[unreal kiln]

It is realistic to not enjoy your job

[ruby zealot]

Okay let's calm down before some bullshit happens here again

[zinc frigate]

yay ive now completed every quiz for the class i got a lot of stuff to do in

[unreal kiln]

Benefits of job: money that's going to be spent on living
Benefits of school: sitting

[faint tendon]

I just said I hate my job 😭

[zinc frigate]

did.. did i come back at a bad time?

[ruby zealot]

No dw

[languid grove]

Your money is just going into food and bills so it is hard to enjoy earning money when it’s for pure survival

[brisk shard]

idk why ur insulting me

u seemed to get offended over something this minimal

[real python]

Bros trying to buy mulch

[faint tendon]

Why’re you taking everything the wrong way smh

[brisk shard]

im not lol

you did JUST call me miserabl

[faint tendon]

Listen man I couldn’t afford foo growing up but now that I have a job I can and I want to be positive about that

[unreal kiln]

Yeah you just can't make jokes anymore dude

[brisk shard]

am i supposed to go "oh wait they dont mean literally"

[languid grove]

I think both school and having a job is miserable but people in school are definitely more lucky because you’re usually being financially provided for

[faint tendon]

I ate out of trash cans at school and I was so skinny that I could fit my whole hand under my ribs

Having money to support myself is making life a lot better

This is just my case, not everyone else’s

[ruby zealot]

Clove got her license lmao

[brisk shard]

thats why i corrected you

and you got defensive.

not everyone has struggled, people are actually very very lucky

[upbeat charm]

[ruby zealot]

Clover

[brisk shard]

and some people havent struggled enough.

[faint tendon]

You took a joke the wrong way and I tried clarifying

[faint tendon]

And you just made yourself sound absolutely miserable in life even if you don’t realize that’s what you’re doing

[brisk shard]

hey man, i dont really care if it was a joke or u were serious, i was just being realistic

i never took offense, you did.

[indigo hull]

Reality is often disappointing

Nuff said

[languid grove]

I hope I can find a job soon

[brisk shard]

i never called names either

[languid grove]

18 is creeping up fast

[brisk shard]

just take a step back

[faint tendon]

You called me prideful bruh

[zinc frigate]

oh gosh i cannot wait to overly stress myself out this week then absolutely crash for like a day next week

[brisk shard]

i didnt directly call u prideful at all

i said overconfidence leads to it, but i did not call u overconfident

there was a range being discussed so i gave the opposing range

[languid grove]

Speaking of pride, June is soon

[indigo hull]

Indeed it is

[brisk shard]

ooooh good point

[indigo hull]

My birthday is coming up as well

[brisk shard]

i think the brighton festival is in august tho

[unreal kiln]

No way when is urs

[indigo hull]

June 1st lmao

first day of pride month

[unreal kiln]

Mine is may 29th

[brisk shard]

apparently my mother knows someone who can get us on one of the floats

[brisk shard]

sounds extremely fun

[ruby zealot]

You're super gay now

[ruby zealot]

Cool

[unreal kiln]

Born in the gay aura field

[languid grove]

OOOH COOL

[faint tendon]

Dude every June someone commits arson at the square where they hold pride festival 🫩

[zinc frigate]

i gotta work on making a new version of this

[ruby zealot]

Cook?

[indigo hull]

[languid grove]

you guys saw nothing.

[zinc frigate]

and gotta prep a ton for art fight

[coral tulip]

I GOT MY LICENSEEEEEE

[languid grove]

[faint tendon]

Conservative states suck brah

[ruby zealot]

HEY IT'S THE LICENSED BAT!

[reef zealot]

[indigo hull]

Les freaking goooo

[finite cedar]

Happy birthday

[zinc frigate]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[languid grove]

OH EM GEE CONGRATS

[ruby zealot]

GET HER

[reef zealot]

He on the move

[unreal kiln]

The clover is now on the road

[coral tulip]

[upbeat charm]

[indigo hull]

That Frylock emoji is messing with me

[woven flicker]

Eating it(congrats tho)

[zinc frigate]

CONGRATS CLOVER

[languid grove]

Clover in the batmobile

[reef zealot]

Yippeeee!!!

[finite cedar]

[coral tulip]

NOOO I WORKED FOR 4 YEARS FOR THIS THING

[zinc frigate]

you now got true american freedom, because theres like no other way to get most places

[ruby zealot]

time to drive to the casino

[coral tulip]

(1990 toyota corolla)

[indigo hull]

Hol up I gotta see if I have any Aqua team memes

[woven flicker]

Munch munch munch

[faint tendon]

I just remembered I’m old enough to gamble now

[ruby zealot]

omar.

[woven flicker]

You can have some fruit tho

[ruby zealot]

pop off king

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[ruby zealot]

AHHHHH MY LEGS

[indigo hull]

Yes I do

[faint tendon]

Everything on red or however that works idfk

Spending all my life savings at da casino asap ❤️

[finite cedar]

I went to the bar with my uncle once and he let me push the buttons while he was putting money in the machine

[ruby zealot]

[brisk shard]

technically if he won while you clicked it, the money would become void

[faint tendon]

Closing I’ve gotten to underage gambling is my parents letting me scratch off tickets

[brisk shard]

if u were caught

[ruby zealot]

i played black jack once but im not legally allowed into the casion yet

sad

[finite cedar]

I was an adult lol

[indigo hull]

I would call myself a decent black jack player

[brisk shard]

oh

[ruby zealot]

speaking of gambling

isn't there a casino for uno?

[indigo hull]

I don’t play for money It’s just one of the easiest card games to play

[brisk shard]

i dont gamble, never found the fun in it

[ruby zealot]

the fun is the risk of either losing your money or making more money

[zinc frigate]

One more class period and I’ve survived computer science 2

[indigo hull]

You can do it

[brisk shard]

i still dont understand it

[ruby zealot]

like when people sky dive

[brisk shard]

yeah but

thats fun and like risk taking

[lethal sierra]

🌯

[brisk shard]

youll never win at a casino, meanwhile skydiving youre always gettin what ya want

thats just me though

[indigo hull]

In Vegas the house always wins

[ruby zealot]

glaggle us vegas trip 2028?

[indigo hull]

Even though most of it isn’t under control of the Mafia anymore

That’s real look it up

[zinc frigate]

Got another job offer scam that I’m too young for but also

[brisk shard]

now its in control of the NEW mafia, secret megacompany CEOs

[indigo hull]

Casino was a great movie

[zinc frigate]

I’d love to mork from home

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

aging is both a blessing and a curse

[zinc frigate]

Not work but mork

[languid grove]

Yup

[ruby zealot]

i love morking

[brisk shard]

stares

[lethal sierra]

What is a Mork lol

[languid grove]

Whatcha staring at NERD

[ruby zealot]

thank you for agreeing with me woker

[languid grove]

[narrow atlas]

Ork god from Warhammer

[ruby zealot]

WOKE

[brisk shard]

i thought you were staring... WAIT NERD????

[lethal sierra]

I'm the woker baby

[indigo hull]

they gonna kill Napoleon tomorrow

[reef zealot]

Me when i am gay and trans

[lethal sierra]

Why so queerious

[zinc frigate]

Idk they somehow put mork from home and not work from home

[brisk shard]

ill have you know i am INCREDIBLY dumb! have you seen my geography knowledge?

[zinc frigate]

M and W aren’t even close to eachother

[indigo hull]

where is Listenbourg?

[ruby zealot]

oh yeah poor ken

[reef zealot]

You have it set to m for mini you gotta set it to w for wumbo

[ruby zealot]

hope he gets better

[zinc frigate]

How the fuck do you mess up that bad

[faint tendon]

Ok chat do I
A. finish playing re5 and then play MGS1

B. Play MGS1 now and finish resi5 later

[brisk shard]

sounds European, like western European, im gonna guess The Netherlands

[indigo hull]

flip it upside down

or vice versa

[ruby zealot]

A ** **

[zinc frigate]

They call me that but it’s so wrong, I’m actually quite eepy

[reef zealot]

Reallll

[brisk shard]

there wasnt an instant "oh my god kitsune you suck" so either that place isnt real or im right

[ruby zealot]

Alan wake? more like alan WOKE

[brisk shard]

[indigo hull]

Glep, did you take a paper clip?

[faint tendon]

Dude woke ruined my dream once.. I didn’t get to finish my dream because of woke…

[zinc frigate]

Oh I got a bird to throw some strong words at, they did their thing ON MY CAR

[brisk shard]

shit on it?

[lethal sierra]

The woke left without saying goodbye

[ruby zealot]

kill 2 birds with one stone

[brisk shard]

the woke mind virus (insomnia)

[ruby zealot]

shoot them down

[indigo hull]

hey Don't Kill a Mockingbird

[narrow atlas]

That would technically be rabies if it we’re talking viruses

[zinc frigate]

What did the second bird do

[ruby zealot]

wait till he hears about the book

[ruby zealot]

he ain't paying his taxes

[narrow atlas]

9/10 times mind altering viruses in media are based off rabies

[indigo hull]

bro i had to read the book sophomore year 😭

[reef zealot]

Bwabwabwa

[ruby zealot]

ik every american i met has read the book

[zinc frigate]

Bro I’d be a Hippocrate for that

[brisk shard]

well jokes on you, our country doesnt have rabies

[indigo hull]

it's pretty much required in public school

[ruby zealot]

oh and he ain't coming to work hes also doing insurance fraud

[unreal kiln]

I want more alien worldbuilding on the level of subnautica now

[indigo hull]

that being said it should be

[brisk shard]

i said our like there is multiple of me]

[lethal sierra]

I remember watching the movie during class

[languid grove]

GRRR BARKBARKBARK

[brisk shard]

i meant my, my country doesnt have rabies

[unreal kiln]

I mean luckily we are getting more bur

[narrow atlas]

Well yeah. Because your country wiped out most of its local fauna that could naturally carry it

[ruby zealot]

CALM DOWN

[unreal kiln]

I mean I want more and more

[indigo hull]

no it has the Rage Virus

[unreal kiln]

And country with rodents has rabies

[brisk shard]

really quite sad honestly but

[narrow atlas]

That’s based off rabies

[brisk shard]

i see why

[indigo hull]

its still set in the UK tho

[brisk shard]

apparently theyre STILL trying to get the thumbs up to release wolves back into Scotland

[unreal kiln]

Every virus in media that makes you angry and foam at the mouth is based off of rabies

[indigo hull]

albeit 25 or so years ago

[reef zealot]

[brisk shard]

meow meow

[reef zealot]

awawawawa

[narrow atlas]

Almost every. There’s a few here, and there that ain’t

[brisk shard]

meow meow meow AAAAAARRRGHGHGHGHRTRGHRGH

if you know the reference ur fire

[unreal kiln]

Really? I can't think of any examples off the top of my head

[indigo hull]

also it does seem like most modern zombies viruses are usually some type of rabies offshoot

[brisk shard]

is that ant zombie virus one?

[indigo hull]

with a few exceptions

[unreal kiln]

I mean that's likely what the idea do a zombie comes from

[brisk shard]

idk much on like viruses

[languid grove]

Too political

[indigo hull]

no thats one of the exceptions

[brisk shard]

all i know is that norovirus fucking sucks

[indigo hull]

thats a fungus

[brisk shard]

meow... :(

[brisk shard]

ah right

[languid grove]

I miss Gehe

[unreal kiln]

Cordyceps is a non-rabies zombie thing

[narrow atlas]

Demon viruses, like ash vs the evil dead, the early stages of infection in the last of us, and a few others that I need to remember

[hot magnet]

I had a dream where I was on the you laugh you leave live, and I apparently had all my hearts by the end.

[brisk shard]

fungus and mushrooms and algi are so fucking scary

[indigo hull]

fr

[brisk shard]

infinite possibilities

[ruby zealot]

same

[brisk shard]

wait i just realised

[ruby zealot]

?

[brisk shard]

idk ive never searched it but theres probably an extremely high chance theres mushrooms in space

[unreal kiln]

Infinite possibilities is not real btdubs

[brisk shard]

or some kind of fungus

[unreal kiln]

Why

[languid grove]

Why did this make me laugh

[unreal kiln]

What would they eat dude

[brisk shard]

im talking like planets

[indigo hull]

yeah

[brisk shard]

sorry i didnt specify

[indigo hull]

it's very much possible

[languid grove]

[unreal kiln]

Well for there to be fungus there has to be other organic life on the planet

Because a population cannot sustain itself off of cannibalization that's just impossible

[indigo hull]

first there are several theories that modern life itself is extraterrestrial in origin

they have found amino acids in meteorites

[brisk shard]

theres probably a super high chance theres loads of alien mushroom species because of how fungus works and how we have some planets in our observable universe that can possibly grow life but havent (from what we know)

[languid grove]

DON’T CRY
I AM JUST A FIH

[unreal kiln]

Except amino acids literally form on earth

[stone condor]

hello aspiring vtuber

[unreal kiln]

So it's a lot more likely that they just formed here instead of being formed somewhere else and then coming to earth

[narrow atlas]

Parasite zombies, like resident evils Las Plagas, if I remember correctly there’s a few vampiric ones, things like necromorphs from Dead Space

[unreal kiln]

Except vampirism is also rabies

[indigo hull]

that was the ONLY thing i liked about Back 4 Blood

the centipede thing was very creative

[unreal kiln]

It was a weird fusion of the plague and rabies

[narrow atlas]

Nope. Vampirism makes victims sleep through the day. Rabies gives total insomnia