general

[upbeat copper]

I'm back

[elfin wing]

i fucking hate these new bug so much

WHY DO THEY GET FASTER
THEY CAN ALREADY KEEP PACE WITH A CAR

[ruby zealot]

Hi back I'm dead

[upbeat copper]

Mm..

[elfin wing]

THEIR DAMAGE GETS BUFFED TOO

[woven flicker]

Naur

[ruby zealot]

Yurr

[frozen laurel]

You

[upbeat copper]

Hi

[frozen laurel]

How are you

[upbeat copper]

Kinda shitty

[frozen laurel]

Aw man, hope things get better soon

[upbeat copper]

Ty

[woven flicker]

Biting you with love and kindness

[elfin wing]

man i love helldivers and i think the review bombing is a bitch move but FUUUCK

[mossy hedge]

.

[elfin wing]

NERF THESE BUGS

[frozen laurel]

Gehe

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[elfin wing]

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[woven flicker]

🫂🦖see not so bad

[narrow atlas]

I’ve been thinking about trying Helldivers again, but after cyberstan I’m not too sure if my preferred difficulty is even playable anymore

[delicate glacier]

SON

[upbeat copper]

@indigo hull Use your brain to help

NVM she got rid of it

[elfin wing]

it is
just not with spore bugs

[ruby zealot]

What happened

[upbeat copper]

Math

[elfin wing]

I'm literally doing a difficulty 5 mission and it's unplayable

[ruby zealot]

Oh

[elfin wing]

these bugs are already faster than you but when they die, they BUFF their surrounding troops

[narrow atlas]

I played during Oshuanes invasion, and they’ve always been like that, but my taste has always been max level bot dives, and those aren’t an option anymore

[thin prairie]

Dot

[woven flicker]

Sun

[thin prairie]

OoooOOoOooooo numbers

[upbeat copper]

Biting you

[narrow atlas]

I love playing difficulty 10, and 9. Bugs, illuminant, bots, anything. If they keep making bull shit like Vox engines than I fear for the survival of the game

[thin prairie]

Wow.... .
I'mma cry

[upbeat copper]

With love and affection

[thin prairie]

Still crying you BULLY

[elfin wing]

no no, these spore bugs are brand new

they are so much worse

[upbeat copper]

Um um um um but I was biting you with love and affection not hate and malice

[elfin wing]

and vox engines aren't even the worst that'll come to the bots

[thin prairie]

Eviiiil

[narrow atlas]

Are they not burrowers?

[upbeat copper]

[elfin wing]

nope

these fuckers are red and MEAN

[upbeat copper]

You're also red and mean

[elfin wing]

burrowers still exist but these are the newest ones as of a week ago

[narrow atlas]

That’s what the oshuane ones looked like

[elfin wing]

spores are the newest with the new warbond update
burrowers are separate but they still exist

[narrow atlas]

Red, and black. Hit hard, but most of them got did in pretty well by the coyote rifle (which I heard got nerfed)

[elfin wing]

I'm convinced these ones have to be glitched because they're outrunning cars

[elfin wing]

not much, it's still a good rifle
these ones are red and white and they don't hit too hard on their own but they will outnumber you faster than you can blink
LITERALLY

i fought one bug, turned around, and had the whole damn armada staring me down.

the new mechs and napalms are the only solution to these guys

[brisk shard]

[narrow atlas]

I mean not much is probably noticeable on things like illuminant missions

[brisk shard]

Birthday Bungus Birthday Bungus

[olive flicker]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROADHOGMAFIA#2986

[narrow atlas]

It already takes a whole mag to kill a single overseer if you don’t aim for the head

[brisk shard]

Im old and frigid nowwww like you guys

[narrow atlas]

Happy Bday

[brisk shard]

Big 18

Thanks everyone

[olive flicker]

"Everyone" and it's just me and Tech

[proper crest]

Happy birbday

[brisk shard]

well now its Geese too

[olive flicker]

Goose says happy birthday

[elfin wing]

couldn't be my beloved volley gun

[ruby zealot]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIT

[elfin wing]

one shot to the head

[brisk shard]

[olive flicker]

And Sheba

[brisk shard]

Thanks Puppet

[elfin wing]

although the recoil from the volley gun can literally break your arm

[olive flicker]

My kitted cats say happy birthday

[brisk shard]

Thank you Demon's cats

LMAO

[olive flicker]

What do you have planned for this day

[narrow atlas]

I usually pull out my revolver for them, but like that thing carries not much ammo

[brisk shard]

Uhhhh nothing much

Eat food, go out with friends

[olive flicker]

I'll get you a signed Kanye album

[elfin wing]

the volley gun has like 50 rounds
you can fire all 50 in one shot

[thin prairie]

Happy birthday

[brisk shard]

[brisk shard]

Thank you Spider!

[thin prairie]

Fartmon

[olive flicker]

[thin prairie]

Excuse me

[frozen laurel]

Birthday

[thin prairie]

[thin prairie]

Beating you then swap up

[thin prairie]

Nerd!

[brisk shard]

Thank you Illumi

[proper crest]

[thin prairie]

Ban demon for spam smh smh smh smh

[ornate kernel]

Man, I wanna draw something.

[thin prairie]

[thin prairie]

Shaking my head

[ornate kernel]

Am I disturbing an argument here

[thin prairie]

PUT THAT AWAY

[thin prairie]

No

[thin prairie]

We should game 🥹

[proper crest]

Whenever there is an argument you should always join in

[olive flicker]

Bokay

[proper crest]

Do not listen to us

[olive flicker]

Like what

[thin prairie]

Shenanigans

[olive flicker]

Okie doke

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[drowsy bridge]

Doomscrolling and found an interesting video

[brisk shard]

My mother got me 24 cans of Caribbean Crush i am SO happy

I loooove Caribbean Crush

[drowsy bridge]

Some guy throwing globs of shampoo at their wall with the caption “sometimes when I’m bored in the shower I like to pretend I’m a scared monkey in the rain flinging my poop at people”

[drowsy bridge]

What Caribbean crush?

Brb, forgot about Google

Wowzers!

Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[brisk shard]

Thanks Christmas Duck

[woven flicker]

Happy birthday

Anyways gn

[brisk shard]

Tank u Omar

[woven flicker]

[brisk shard]

Goodnight also Omar

[woven flicker]

Shaking you

[drowsy bridge]

I should go to bed now

Goodnight silly people in my phone

[ruby zealot]

night omar

[ruby zealot]

night ente

[zinc frigate]

Happy birthday

[real grail]

bwee bwee

[languid grove]

Is it your birthday irl yet

[ruby zealot]

Kit is now born

He's uhhh

[ruby zealot]

Rika what time is it

[brisk shard]

I was born at 7pm but yush technically

[brisk shard]

Tanks you Autumn

[ruby zealot]

you're the youngest person ever

[proper crest]

[ruby zealot]

he's uhhhh -7 hours old

[brisk shard]

True

[ruby zealot]

geeses

[proper crest]

Yuh

Respond

Impatience is key

[ruby zealot]

fine

[proper crest]

:3

[ruby zealot]

get responded

[proper crest]

Hru

[ruby zealot]

all of the above you?

[proper crest]

Quar

Sleep deprived we are
Elaborate

[ruby zealot]

i have 2 exams and a test tomorrow then no more grades

[proper crest]

Freedom

[ruby zealot]

im happy about that, sad because i have to learn, and angry because english is a oral exam with a team and they said we'll practise but their asses ain't on yet

[proper crest]

Do it all yourself frfr

Unrelated but our school lets us do group projects by ourselves :3

Wait no that’s related ;-;

[ruby zealot]

but for the other exam a friend of mine got a copy of all the questions and he had this teacher before so he knows he never changes the test for people who need to write the test when they were sick

[proper crest]

;-; damn

[indigo hull]

boyardee

[daring halo]

what is this thing

[ruby zealot]

🟨

glaggle²

[indigo hull]

When I went to Cuba I thought everything would be a cube

My disappointment was immeasurable

[ruby zealot]

go to cuba³

[gritty temple]

Hamster

[daring halo]

casualties unknown is truly an experience

[daring halo]

........ wow.. rodent

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[indigo hull]

Harvard University predates the Taj Mahal by like 17 years

This doesn’t feel right

[daring halo]

I read it as Harvard university updates taj mahal in 17 years and I'm like whattt

but yeah that's cool it's old

[ruby zealot]

[charred aurora]

Yo wassup chat

🚬

[ornate kernel]

Kanji. 😔

[wicked thorn]

@ jjiumy can I be a mod thanks

[coral token]

No.

[zenith charm]

To become a Mod, you have to earn the respect of the ancient sages

[daring halo]

I wonder how mods work in this server, who gets the roles

self recruited? requests? highly trusted members?

[wicked thorn]

that's it bro

I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no choise

[coral token]

Choise

[wicked thorn]

I'm gonna tell John Discord on you

[coral token]

Sorry, we like our mods to spell correctly.

[wicked thorn]

I haven't slept in 18 hours give me a break :(

[coral token]

Too bad !

[wicked thorn]

Aw shucks

[coral token]

You just missed the opportunity

[narrow atlas]

Give me mod. I wanna go on a power trip

[coral token]

Next interview is in 2039.

No we don't want another xoda

[narrow atlas]

Please I’ll be an asshole. Not a creep

[finite cedar]

You pay john jimmyhere 400k and you maybe get to mod

[narrow atlas]

40k…

[finite cedar]

Im actually listening to warhammer lore videos rn lmao

[narrow atlas]

Which faction?

[finite cedar]

Its about the inquisition

[coral token]

I am John Mod

[narrow atlas]

Inquisition stinks. All my least favorite factions, and their communities are related to the inquisition

[finite cedar]

Im a fake warhammer fan though so all my knowledge is very spread out and random. I know little to nothing about the imperium other than how the primarchs came around and the emperor

I just like listening to the lore cause theres so much and i need a stream of constant information or i go crazy

Cant get into the tabletop and i cant get into the books or games either cause all that requires money

[indigo hull]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[steady owl]

Warhammer

[finite cedar]

But i can listen to 5 peoples wildly different interpretations of a book that are all probably wrong

[narrow atlas]

I’d recommend watching Live From The Black Library, and the Remembrancer

[finite cedar]

Im being corrupted by tzeench i think

[narrow atlas]

The Book of Choyer is good for Warhammer The Old World

[finite cedar]

One could argue that it could also be a slanesh thing too cause its excess

[narrow atlas]

Yeah kinda. Depends on why tho

[finite cedar]

Tzeench pulling on one of my arms and Slanesh pulling on the other trying to get me to join their team lol

[narrow atlas]

If it’s for your enjoyment then that’s Slaanesh. If it’s for an external purpose than probably Tzeentch

Chaos is for nerds tho. Undivided without worshipping is the peak of chaos

I love the iron warriors

[finite cedar]

I started thinking about nurgle and i wonder if his sorta blessings make chronic pain go away too. Like they probably do I’d imagine since it takes away other pains from ailments

And his whole thing is just apathy pretty much

[narrow atlas]

The pain yes, but the condition itself no

[finite cedar]

I need to find nurgle NOWWW

[narrow atlas]

Nurgle is my least favorite god. The philosophy he embodies sickens me more than his plagues

[steady owl]

Nurgle

[narrow atlas]

Yuck

[finite cedar]

I like him a lot because before i dived a bit deeper into understanding em everyone made him sound nice. And then i learned it wasnt kindness, its this sick sort of apathy and numbness that holds you in servitude because the moment you lose his blessings all the pain comes back and more

Its this sorta maliciousness that isnt even on purpose that not even some fans notice

[narrow atlas]

Every chaos god lies. There’s a small video series explaining their big ones

Tzeentch dosent help you. Nurgle dosent love you. Khorne dosent respect you. Slaanesh dosent want you

[finite cedar]

And i think its interesting that the exact thing he hopes you’ll believe when you follow him is the sort of thing people like actually think he is all about

[steady owl]

What about Malal?

[narrow atlas]

Fake news

[steady owl]

Nuh uh

[narrow atlas]

Yuh huh

[steady owl]

I want Malal to be real

[ruby zealot]

Holy shit it's syl's final form

[steady owl]

I would follow Malal in a heartbeat

[narrow atlas]

He’s as existent as Horus rn

[steady owl]

That’s implying that Horus never existed

Since Malal is unofficial

[narrow atlas]

I said rn. Horus dosent exist cause his soul was obliterated

[finite cedar]

I think i’d end up following nurgle despite knowing what it entails. Not out of choice though

[narrow atlas]

I’d go undivided like the iron warriors

[steady owl]

For me, if I had to follow a god, it’d be Corn Flakes. Violence

[finite cedar]

Its like 5% better than like being dead and stuff

[steady owl]

I have arrived

[narrow atlas]

Although if I was a space marine I’d probably be more in line with the Nightlords, or alpha legion. Renegades who work closely with the chaos aligned

[finite cedar]

If i was choosing a chaos god to follow though i’d follow tzeentch

[steady owl]

If I didn’t have to follow a chaos god, it’d be Red Corsairs

[narrow atlas]

There’s no good options when picking gods btw

[steady owl]

Gork and Mork

[finite cedar]

Nothing good but anything is better than slanesh i think

[narrow atlas]

Not really. Khorne leaves you in a similar state

Except instead of desire being unfulfilled it’s just empty rage

[steady owl]

Isn’t Nurgles ‘wife’ a goddess?

[narrow atlas]

Of the Eldar yes

She was one of the 3 that survived

[finite cedar]

Yea, he feeds her illnesses and stuff

[finite cedar]

Cause she can survive it and thats how he tests stuff sometimes

[narrow atlas]

The only people who worship her are Eldar, and being Eldar suuuuucks

[steady owl]

Raiding Nurgles home like it’s the Church of Scientology just so I can finally achieve Covid 2.0

[finite cedar]

And i think sometimes she helps humanity figure out how to combat some sicknesses he stews up

[narrow atlas]

Nurgle is still recovering from the emperor, and Robert Sillyman lit everything on fire

Also Nurgles followers suck

[steady owl]

Is Tom Cruise a chaos god?

[narrow atlas]

The Death Guard weren’t even Nurgles first pick

[indigo hull]

i would hope not

[finite cedar]

He’s a daemon lol

[narrow atlas]

Lesser chaos entity

[steady owl]

Lesser is sad lmao

[narrow atlas]

Greater would mean he’d be on Vashtorrs, or Be’Lakors level which he wouldn’t

[coral token]

boo

(bies)

[narrow atlas]

Bies?

[steady owl]

Dude wtf you don’t have to scare us

[finite cedar]

Guys we need like 30 speed boyz on choppahs to race through the building

[coral token]

i did have to tho

direct orders from john jimmy

[finite cedar]

Purple ones on red bikes

The plan is flawless

[narrow atlas]

Imma be honest I don’t get how the orks are so popular

[steady owl]

Because we just get to have fun playing as them

[finite cedar]

Its like the only form of comedic relief in the whole series

[steady owl]

They’re just fun, silly guys in a dark series

[steady owl]

Exactly

[finite cedar]

I guess skaven are funny sometimes too, but usually its just “oh god these guys live horrible lives”

[narrow atlas]

Ig. They’re just so weird to understand tho because of the amount of stuff people just make up about the orkz

Like when I think Orkz I think of them in the same group as like Black Templars, or Carcharadons in which there’s just so much bullshit about them online that it takes away from the appeal

[real python]

There is a lot of words

[finite cedar]

The only issue I’ve had with orks is just that people seem to believe that like only one ork has to believe in something to manifest something. But you need lots of orks to collectively believe something which is difficult to actually achieve

They dont just make up things on a whim

[indigo hull]

i don't know much about Warhammer but even I knew this

[narrow atlas]

That is one of the biggest things. Another thing is people forget that the Orkz are also very evil

[indigo hull]

Orks are like a hivemind in that regard

[brisk shard]

[real python]

Happy birthday Kitsune

[brisk shard]

ive never played warhammer sooo

this is not my conversation at all

[indigo hull]

same here

[brisk shard]

thanks floob

[finite cedar]

They only manifest things by collectively being stupid at the same time. And they get smarter the bigger/stronger they are so over time the chances for it to happen lessen

[indigo hull]

btw happy spawn date

the game only gets worse from here

[real python]

[brisk shard]

tanks glaggle

[indigo hull]

i should legally be allowed to own a working tank of my choice

just me and no one else

[finite cedar]

I should legally have an allowance of like 5$ a month

[steady owl]

Apparently they have windows in their space ships so they can more easily do drive-by shooting

The ships are obviously unpressurised so they’re like quite literally holding on by belief

[narrow atlas]

But a billionaire won’t be able to have as big of a number that they refuse to do anything with if they did that

[finite cedar]

I was about to say that, lmao

[narrow atlas]

Necron ships are also like that

[indigo hull]

prime example of why orks are still awesome

just collectively believe you can breathe in space

[finite cedar]

The billionaire does not realize that me circulating money back into the economy actually helps them, so the billionaire needs to go eat poop

[steady owl]

True. Only difference being they’re made like that on purpose since Necrons don’t need to breathe, meanwhile with orkz it’s kinda just built like that because they believe it works, which in turn makes it work

Crazy how far the power of friendship and imagination can get you in the grim darkness of the far future

[finite cedar]

I need lots of ork friends who think im like really awesome and cool

[narrow atlas]

That’s more of the T’au tho

[finite cedar]

Everyone be friends for the greater good

[narrow atlas]

Commander Farsight is being gang stalked by the ethereals

[zenith charm]

Hello Beetle, long time no see

[narrow atlas]

They put a chip in his brain

[finite cedar]

[narrow atlas]

On a real note tho Khorne wants Farsight, and has gotten very close to getting him

[finite cedar]

The visions

“The worms are back”

[finite cedar]

Ive not been around much lately. I don’t think ive been me so i wasn’t talking anywhere lol

Im mostly me again though i think

[ivory galleon]

I watched a completely unfair VS match video 😭

[dusky river]

Who would win Homelander or Uncle Grandpa

[finite cedar]

Uncle grandpa 100%

Mr Gus beats omniman

Pizza steve loses against everything

[narrow atlas]

Fun fact: you can’t take a bath without water

[finite cedar]

The humble chinchilla in a sand bath

[ivory galleon]

It was Gojo vs the main 6 from Mlp

😭

It was complete stat stomp

[finite cedar]

Mane six wins cause they have thepower of friendship

[dusky river]

The power of friendship will NOT save them

[finite cedar]

My partner knows like everything about mlp, they could probably powerscale them

[ivory galleon]

Twilight can get past Infinity using teleportation and telepathy

[indigo hull]

you are all wrong

Oda Nobunaga solos

[finite cedar]

Glaggle vs crash bandicoot

[dusky river]

Goku vs Uncle Grandpa

[finite cedar]

Uncle grandpa

[ivory galleon]

Uncle Grandpa

[ivory galleon]

Goku is not surviving Uncle Grandpa 😭

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🪲

[ivory galleon]

💣

[indigo hull]

oh god I recently found Crash Tag Team Racing on PS2

considered the worst of the Crash Bandicoot racing games

[finite cedar]

I played a bit of the one that came out a while ago and did not like it much lol

[indigo hull]

somehow it got a PSP port

which blows my mind

[finite cedar]

If i knew what a psp was i would also

[indigo hull]

they were pretty good

Sony's first entry into the portable game market

[unreal kiln]

I got a PSP and played silent Hill on it in the middle of the forest

I am the performative gamer

[indigo hull]

next challenge

play a complete game of Hearts of Iron IV in an active war zone

[unreal kiln]

Does waffle House after 12am count as an active warzone

[indigo hull]

i'll let it slide

[coral token]

pov the waterslide at the waterpark when i get on it

[indigo hull]

[unreal kiln]

South Florida waffle houses might actually be portals to hell or some other evil dimension

There has never been a happy person in a South Florida waffle house everyone who goes there is cursed by the anger virus

[coral token]

florida itself is a portal to hell

or hell itself

[unreal kiln]

That is true but the one good thing about Florida is that sometimes we decide we care about nature so we have some good areas of forest and marsh and dune

Everything else about this state is very similar to hell

[coral token]

read ts

''Florida has a complex and often contradictory approach to environmental law, featuring strong conservation funding alongside policies that limit local climate action and prioritize development. While the state actively funds land acquisition (Florida Forever) and coastal resiliency, recent laws have prohibited local net-zero carbon initiatives, stripped local authority over environmental regulation, and made it harder for citizens to challenge development plans.''

[coral token]

😭

[indigo hull]

we gotta cut off Florida man

[coral token]

me when i was 12 and i was using my phone at 2am and my mom was behind me

[indigo hull]

like an infected limb

[unreal kiln]

That's why I said sometimes

Because yes we do have good forests

[narrow atlas]

Isn’t it on schedule to sink in a century, or so?

[unreal kiln]

But also there's a lot of good, biodiverse land that the state is trying to buy from people to pave over to build a bunch of shopping centers

[coral token]

we don't actually have to eliminate florida, we just need to keep 4 or 5 cities and delete the rest of the state

[unreal kiln]

And the fucking lawn culture in Florida is so toxic I've seen ppl get in legal trouble because their lawn had too many "weeds" (clovers) in it

[thin prairie]

Death

[coral token]

i am keeping miami-dade, tampa, orlando, jacksonville, tallahasee

[unreal kiln]

Why the fuck are you keeping Jacksonville😭

[indigo hull]

is it?

[coral token]

and Alachua, Leon, Osceola counties

[unreal kiln]

Have you ever been there

[indigo hull]

i mean i know Venice is gonna be underwater sooner or later

[coral token]

i can't really get into politics

but it's a 50/50 city

[narrow atlas]

I see people bring it up when talking about rising sea levels

[unreal kiln]

Not in the way people say it is going to

When they say Florida is going to be underwater they think like

Raft

[indigo hull]

i would imagine Louisiana would be gone first

[coral token]

it will, in like 2090 probably

but in a few decades you will have way larger beaches

[indigo hull]

the highest point in Louisiana is only like 535 FT above sea level iirc

[coral token]

it's gonna sink by the amount of overweight floridians

[unreal kiln]

But really the reason people say that is because our dunes are getting fucking destroyed by these shitty beach hotels who don't post any signs or make any effort to keep people off the dunes, which destroys them and makes it so that like a six inch rise in sea level will be catostrophic

[indigo hull]

damn

[unreal kiln]

Like this happened in Tampa when the hurricane hit, so many buildings literally collapsed because so much water seeped into the foundation that they cracked

Cuz the dunes weren't there to protect them because they didn't look pretty enough or something

[indigo hull]

i don't live anywhere near the coast so I wouldn't know

[coral token]

i don't even live in the US

[indigo hull]

at most we get from hurricanes is either downpours or blizzards depending on time of year

[coral token]

i believe i experienced a single tornado in my life

[indigo hull]

couldn't relate

[coral token]

april 4th 2012

[indigo hull]

the Appalachians act as a sort of barrier against them

[languid grove]

GO AWAY

[coral token]

damn it's been 14 years

[indigo hull]

doesn't mean it can't happen its just really unlikely

[coral token]

the middle of argentina is the 2nd tornado alley in the world

i just live perfectly outside of it

[indigo hull]

interesting

[thin prairie]

WE are having a tea party

[languid grove]

BET

[zenith charm]

I got 318 dollars from my birthday

[indigo hull]

its a Tea Party in Boston >:3

[zenith charm]

Tomodachi Life, the dream is here 😊

[elfin wing]

gimme 900 of that

[unreal kiln]

I live more central so shits sweet here

[elfin wing]

fuck my financial crisis sticker is locked

[unreal kiln]

The most well get is like an inch of standing water in the streets

[indigo hull]

wicked

[dusky river]

Louisiana is lovely this time of year. (New Orleans will flood a LOT)

[coral token]

55 hurricanes 55 tornadoes

55 waterspouts 55 rednecks

[indigo hull]

and to the French, that land was ripe for conquest

[unreal kiln]

Just described my September

[coral token]

lmao

[coral token]

i think i'm pregnant

[languid grove]

PUSHHHH

[coral token]

i have morning sickness

[spiral zinc]

Wth is happening

I just got here

[unreal kiln]

Don't give them ideas

[thin prairie]

Thales preggregante when

[coral token]

Who is them

[spiral zinc]

Uh a thing

Ig

[thin prairie]

Artists

[unreal kiln]

Give = Onika Them = Burgers

[coral token]

i knew it

nicki is cancelled anyways

[unreal kiln]

Has been for a while

[humble isle]

Thales does mayo belong on a burger

[unreal kiln]

Only on the Arby's horsey burger

[coral token]

depends on the other ingredients

generally yes

[spiral zinc]

Arby’s like the ARBYS MEAT MOUTAIN

[coral token]

alioli in a burger is great

[narrow atlas]

I love paying 10 bucks for a side of artisanal aioli at a millennial burger restaurant (it’s just ketchup, and mayo)

[coral token]

lmao we sell that as a sauce

we call it gulf sauce

[spiral zinc]

[coral token]

it's what they use is shrimp coctails sometimes

[spiral zinc]

[coral token]

bro found emojies exist.

[narrow atlas]

I wish Walmart sold those radioactive shrimp again

[spiral zinc]

Yes

[coral token]

bro shall not spam them.

[spiral zinc]

It’s a sad day

[keen bronze]

Why?

[spiral zinc]

I don’t have inspiration to do anything

[keen bronze]

Start thinking about stuff or food. Over time you will begin to feel the desire to do and move

[spiral zinc]

🥘 🥓 🥞 😋

[languid grove]

I’m making meatballs and spaghetti today

[keen bronze]

Thoughts of food tend to motivate me to do things and inspire creativity. Especially when you imagine the taste of the nonexistent

[unreal kiln]

Wrong server

[keen bronze]

Trying anything new with it?

[spiral zinc]

I love this taste

[keen bronze]

Same

[spiral zinc]

Bro all mods are lowkey my opps

[coral token]

what

what did i do now

[keen bronze]

It be that way. Especially when a single misunderstanding can get you banned

[keen bronze]

Nothing. Yet

[spiral zinc]

Ik I litteraly can’t say 1 thing and I get perm banned

I was in this other YouTubers thing called Teto shenanigans

[unreal kiln]

This servers rules are very lax honestly you can get by as long as you aren't a bad/mean person youll be fine

And you don't spam

[spiral zinc]

Then I’m chilling

[coral token]

i am still confused about whatvever this is about

i just told you not to spam

[spiral zinc]

It’s a sad day

[coral token]

go to therapy

[keen bronze]

Idk Im talking bout mods in general not specifically this server

[coral token]

it's really good

[spiral zinc]

Yea same

Wth

[thin prairie]

Uhh meow

[spiral zinc]

[keen bronze]

(-_-)
| |
/ \

[indigo hull]

where's your arms bro

[spiral zinc]

Why is jimmys hair cut and blond

[keen bronze]

Sold em

[indigo hull]

fair

[spiral zinc]

💀💀

[unreal kiln]

He sold his hair to Lizzo

[spiral zinc]

It’s this true chat

I haven’t been keeping up on the streams

[keen bronze]

As a professional chatter. Idk

[spiral zinc]

Oh

[unreal kiln]

Thales can confirm

[indigo hull]

thales was there when the sale was made

[spiral zinc]

Thales can you

[thin prairie]

What you looking at

[keen bronze]

I was there when I was there

[languid grove]

YOU

[thin prairie]

WHAT DID I DO

[spiral zinc]

Ah yes

[languid grove]

I asked Gehe if he would join us for a campaign sometime on aac and he said he might

[spiral zinc]

[languid grove]

[keen bronze]

I can’t be wrong if I’m not right

[spiral zinc]

[thin prairie]

Ooo ok
I'm probably not gonna play roblox with people for a bit
I need a break after recent

[unreal kiln]

Thales was the middleman

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

Fair enough

[unreal kiln]

They handcuffed a briefcase of Jimmy's hair to thales and then thales went to Lizzo's house and gave her the hair

[thin prairie]

I WILL be joining for among us but that's it

[spiral zinc]

💀

[unreal kiln]

Speaking of lizzo my friend's older sister owns Lizzo's mattress

[spiral zinc]

Why

[languid grove]

[keen bronze]

Ima be real roblox just needs to focus on undoing its updates recently. Now developers cant develop or update their games without a paid subscription

[unreal kiln]

Lizzo was giving it away and she just picked it up

[spiral zinc]

Ik

[spiral zinc]

Oh

[thin prairie]

And I will be joyous

[unreal kiln]

Now there's really no reason to use Roblox over any other gaming platform

[spiral zinc]

[languid grove]

We had this debate before

[unreal kiln]

Which is why a lot of the big non-slop Roblox creators are starting to shift off

[spiral zinc]

Yea

[languid grove]

Genuinely some of us just do not have any other platforms to use or any that I know of

[keen bronze]

There is an up-and-coming roblox like thing that might replace it

[coral token]

roblox needs to focus on getting erradicated

[languid grove]

Just for multiplayer though

[coral token]

something new needs to appear

[spiral zinc]

I think Roblox is fine it’s just bs rn

[unreal kiln]

I think Roblox either needs completely gutted management up to the ceiling or it needs to be replaced

[keen bronze]

This

[indigo hull]

it needs a revolution of the proletariat

seizing the means of production

[unreal kiln]

We need Marxist Roblox yes

[indigo hull]

fr

let the people rule Roblox

[thin prairie]

We need something just as accessible and flexible as roblox to replace it
Because I've got friends on so many different platforms it's damn neer impossible to play together

[spiral zinc]

lol

[keen bronze]

If anything happens to the ceo of roblox he will fully kill off roblox servers before he would dare make them better

[thin prairie]

Agreed to this ngl
Or at least new people in charge
People who will actually better the game
Roblox was ruined by the people controlling it

[spiral zinc]

We found David’s house right or was that just realistic AI

[indigo hull]

this goes for most AAA game companies

EA, Activision, etc

except Valve though I hope Gaben has a solid pick for his successor

[thin prairie]

Yes

[keen bronze]

Idk anymore. AI is gonna replace most coders for mainstream games at this rate and it looks bleak

[thin prairie]

His son

[spiral zinc]

[indigo hull]

didn't even register to me that he even has kids

[spiral zinc]

That’s a lot of jobs

[thin prairie]

Yeah

[spiral zinc]

Brb

[indigo hull]

honestly its a good choice

[keen bronze]

AI is the big “point at him he did the bad” thing rn but in reality it is the humans employing AI for jobs a humans needs to do that are the problem

[narrow atlas]

That’s hilarious thinking about it. Gabe showing his son Steam on his first pc, like Mufasa showing Simba the kingdom

[indigo hull]

fr

[spiral zinc]

Back

[keen bronze]

Welcome

[spiral zinc]

Ty

[narrow atlas]

Deadass like that one NBA meme “LeBron is so dedicated that he literally raised his own teammate since birth”

[spiral zinc]

Does anyone here like American football

[indigo hull]

the sport or the band?

[spiral zinc]

Sport

[hot magnet]

I watched sea hawks vs Patriots when that game was playing. I liked it a bit

[keen bronze]

Eh i dun care bout sports. I just look at the results and the process and feel nothing

[spiral zinc]

Same

[keen bronze]

Isn’t there a pride flag based on the viking’s color scheme?

[spiral zinc]

U h

[languid grove]

I’m so bored

[thin prairie]

hi so b-

[west sorrel]

Hello hi good morning !! :3

[spiral zinc]

Same

[languid grove]

[thin prairie]

YOU BULLY

[spiral zinc]

Valid

[reef zealot]

[languid grove]

You’re dead

[keen bronze]

Nuh uh

[reef zealot]

Im fox

[keen bronze]

I refuse his death

[spiral zinc]

Yea huh

[reef zealot]

🦊

[keen bronze]

High fox

[reef zealot]

Hai :3

[ruby zealot]

🧁

[reef zealot]

Oo yummy

[languid grove]

CUPCAKE

[spiral zinc]

🥞

[thin prairie]

Tiffffany

[ruby zealot]

🍰

[reef zealot]

Yay!

[reef zealot]

Haiiii :3

[indigo hull]

the first of the Easter Rising executions happened on this day

[spiral zinc]

🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓

[reef zealot]

Oooo

[ruby zealot]

🍓

[indigo hull]

Patrick Pearse, Tom Clarke, and Thomas MacDonagh are executed by firing squad at Kilmainham Gaol

becoming martyrs of Irish Independence

[spiral zinc]

Me stupid and don’t know who they are

[unreal kiln]

The most Irish people ever holy shit

You couldn't manufacture more Irish names in a lab

[indigo hull]

there will be more in the coming days

[keen bronze]

Well we could but we outta Irish creation suace

[unreal kiln]

What the hell is Irish creation sauce

[keen bronze]

Beer

[indigo hull]

tomorrow its Joseph Plunkett, Edward Daly, Willie Pearse, and Michael O'Hanrahan

[unreal kiln]

These ones are significantly less Irish except for michael

[upbeat copper]

YOU

🫂

[unreal kiln]

All we need is a Siobhan O'Riley and we have the most Irish people ever

[ruby zealot]

🍪

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[upbeat copper]

Ewwww Irish people

[indigo hull]

if you want to wait until the 12th then we'll discuss Sean Mac Diarmada

[ruby zealot]

the enemy of your enemy is your friend so the irish are your friends

[spiral zinc]

Bye chat imma get off

[ruby zealot]

cya

[unreal kiln]

Any names that get too many weird sh and v sounds are extremely irish

[indigo hull]

its a commong thing in the Gaelic languages

[unreal kiln]

Fiadh being a great example

[indigo hull]

there's something similar in Welsh too

a singular f will usually produce the v sound

and double f will produce the normal f sound

[unreal kiln]

Pronounced Fia or Favia depending on who you ask

[unreal kiln]

Welsh is a super interesting language

[indigo hull]

indeed it is

i've always wanted to visit Wales

[languid grove]

AAAAA

[unreal kiln]

It has that cool thing that German has where you can just kind of throw syllables together to make new words

[languid grove]

HALLO

[upbeat copper]

HELLO LITTLE SILLY LADY

[languid grove]

Oh yeah Aurelia you have a very cool voice

[upbeat copper]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[unreal kiln]

But it has the phonetic diversity of French or Irish

[upbeat copper]

I don't use it at all so I'm surprised that I still have one 🥀

[tired lotus]

Howdy

[languid grove]

Did you mention that you were mute before?

[upbeat copper]

Selective mutism yup yup yup

[languid grove]

Well you have a cool voice, you should use it more

[upbeat copper]

AUGHHHH

STOP BEING SWEET

[thin prairie]

Very strong accent

[upbeat copper]

[thin prairie]

Everyone compliment this nerd

[upbeat copper]

NO

[thin prairie]

[vapid idol]

Interesting 🤔

[upbeat copper]

AND IM NOT A NERD GRRR

[languid grove]

Scottish innit

[unreal kiln]

No way me 2

[thin prairie]

Grrr

[indigo hull]

Scotland the Brave

[languid grove]

When I had to repeat things I just said it in a very strong British accent so you guys would understand me

[upbeat copper]

Possibly

[upbeat copper]

UWAHHH

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

there's a reason Napoleon's soldiers feared the Scotsmen

[vapid idol]

Very Interesting 🤔

[languid grove]

Gurl I’m making spaghetti and meatballs

[upbeat copper]

Oh no I could understand you they were just so loud that you couldn't hear my response 🥀

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[unreal kiln]

I was actually able to do my first presentation at school a week ago which was pretty lit

[languid grove]

I’ll turn up your volume next time

[upbeat copper]

Yayayay

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

cronch

[upbeat copper]

I'm soft spoken when I do speak so that would be very much appreciated

[languid grove]

The others are NOT soft spoken

[upbeat copper]

Yes I'm aware

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

Also

YOU'RE SO SQUEAKY ITS SO SILLY

[languid grove]

BICH??

[upbeat copper]

I MEAN IT IN A NICE WAY

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

I LOVE IT

[languid grove]

THANKS BUT SQUEAKY??

[upbeat copper]

I couldn't find a better word for it

And high pitched sounded really mean

[unreal kiln]

Dw Rika squeaker solidarity

[upbeat copper]

Screaming at you like a rabbid
BWAHHHHHHHHHHH

[indigo hull]

sometimes I forget the Rabbids started out as Rayman enemies

then quickly turned into what the Minions are today

[upbeat copper]

I just made a connection

YOU'RE A RABBID THATS HOW YOU KNOW SO MUCH HISTORY

[unreal kiln]

Shh keep it dl bro

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

the Rabbids were secretly the ones conspiring to kill Caesar

[thin prairie]

Share

[unreal kiln]

Cannot believe I spent 55 bucks on oregano with fruity pebbles in it yesterday💔

[indigo hull]

you did WHAT

[upbeat copper]

What...

[unreal kiln]

Yep

Three and a half grams of it

[indigo hull]

nahhhh😭

i spend that much on a 7 gram jar

[languid grove]

HELP

[languid grove]

Apparently I sound and look very kickable to most people

[unreal kiln]

It was supposed to be rainshadow

[upbeat copper]

Wha

[unreal kiln]

Which is about 55 dollars

[upbeat copper]

IM SORRY I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[unreal kiln]

But I smelled that shit and like I got super scanmed

[upbeat copper]

NO YOU DONT SOUND OR LOOK KICKABLE

[indigo hull]

damn

[upbeat copper]

I think you sound like super cool and I'm jealous of your voice

[languid grove]

YOU HAVE A COOLER VOICE

And it suits you very well

[upbeat copper]

NO I DONT I HAVE A WEIRD VOICE GRAHHHH

[languid grove]

YOU’RE A TALL SCOTTISH LADY

[unreal kiln]

Weird voices aren't a thing so ur wrong sorry

[upbeat copper]

GAH

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

[unreal kiln]

Does she sound tall and scottish

[languid grove]

Yes

[unreal kiln]

So that means you probably sound short and english

[upbeat copper]

No I sound like a yucky poopyhead

[languid grove]

I believe the Scottish part is optional though

[upbeat copper]

I've lived in the US for 6 years now so yeah I can turn it off and on

[unreal kiln]

Things true about everyone in the jimmycord

[indigo hull]

you should leave it on

[unreal kiln]

• tall
• optionally scottish

[indigo hull]

Scottish accent is great

[upbeat copper]

But it's hard to do a feminine voice with my Scottish accent because I learned how to do it only in an American accent

[indigo hull]

oh i didn't know that

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

[indigo hull]

that sucks

[unreal kiln]

I did most of my voice training by playing overwatch quick play 💔

[upbeat copper]

I mean I CAN

it's just harder

[indigo hull]

i see

[upbeat copper]

Mmmm sleep or no sleep, that is the question

[indigo hull]

do you have anything important to do today?

[upbeat copper]

I don't know

[willow rapids]

Hello chat i just got back from the Cinema in my country

[indigo hull]

mmm, i think you should eep

[upbeat copper]

Mmmm okay

[unreal kiln]

It's now or never

[upbeat copper]

Goodnight my sillies I love you all ❤️

[indigo hull]

goob night silly

[thin prairie]

Sleep well Hampster

[unreal kiln]

One thing that I've been doing a study on recently is texting accents

[upbeat copper]

IM NOT A HAMPTER

FUUUUUUUUCK

[willow rapids]

Tbh the movie was like really good

[thin prairie]

Gn guineapig

[unreal kiln]

And its so funny to see like the hallmarks of them in the way ppl text

[narrow atlas]

Like how people type laughing differently depending on region/culture?

[unreal kiln]

Yeah stuff like that

[willow rapids]

Question!

[narrow atlas]

I know it’s common in Spanish speaking places to type laughing as “jajajaja”

[unreal kiln]

Ppl from Australia are usually the easiest though because they have some absolute ridiculous things

[indigo hull]

Veem actually talked to me about that one

apparently the Australian military has communications so incomprehensible it even confuses the US

given how much slang they use

[thin prairie]

Answer

[unreal kiln]

Like If ur talking to someone

And they are shortening literally every word

That is an Australian person like 9/10 times

They have so much fucking slang it's nearly a seperate language

[indigo hull]

fr

[unreal kiln]

Like "I didn't come here to fuck spiders"

Meaning I'm not wasting time

[indigo hull]

yeah that sounds about right

[carmine venture]

Not bad idea
US did that with the Navajo

[obtuse marten]

I lowk didn't go to church today because my mom got up early and didn't wake me up

My acquaintances mad as hell

[indigo hull]

yeah

[rich sentinel]

Mark, we can finally be bees

[rich sentinel]

Navajoe

[reef zealot]

[noble zinc]

🛑blinker checkpoint 🛑

[carmine venture]

blinks
Ok im good

[noble zinc]

Good your eyes seemed dry

[carmine venture]

Eye

[noble zinc]

Oh well the eye seemed dry

[carmine venture]

Well it can't get dry
Its resin like material

[thin prairie]

Here a donut

[reef zealot]

Oo yummy

[thin prairie]

[indigo hull]

this cat brings vibes of heavy faukin metal

[real grail]

My friend took too long to send me his Mii, so I made Miku in his place on Tomodachi Life

[languid jackal]

im playing the silly anime game that u get banned from roblox

from just playing it

[real grail]

Eh

[ashen dagger]

It said gullible on the ceiling

[indigo hull]

he's gambling with his lungs

[real grail]

What

[daring halo]

omg it's oneshot from niko

[gritty temple]

I’ve made too many steaks, Mark

[narrow atlas]

Am I a STEAK too??

[coral token]

yes

[obtuse marten]

Am I allowed to make breakfast now

[languid grove]

Sure

[obtuse marten]

Yay

[daring halo]

why were their ability of consumption under the mercy of rika

[indigo hull]

there's a tax for it

[unreal kiln]

Rika controls you

[woven flicker]

AAAAAAAAA

[indigo hull]

oh Omar i have a fun fact for you

[languid grove]

No idea

[indigo hull]

Napoleon never knew what a dinosaur was

[narrow atlas]

Krill issue

[indigo hull]

the first non-avian dinosaurs to be recognized was Megalosaurus

[narrow atlas]

I wonder how far into the future will be the next discovery, or invention that’ll make people say “how did they live before this”

[indigo hull]

in 1824, three years after Napoleon's death

[narrow atlas]

This more importantly leads to a red dead redemption scene that shows Author Morgan though dinosaurs weren’t real

[indigo hull]

Dinosaur fossils weren't discovered in the US until i think the late 1850s

just before the onset of the Civil War

well the first known fossils

also he would've been educated in a world still largely against the ideas of evolution and science

assuming Arthur Morgan even had a formal education

[narrow atlas]

He didn’t

He was taught by Hosea, and Dutch. I’m pretty sure Author was agnostic

[indigo hull]

makes sense

[narrow atlas]

Had to change it to past tense

He dead as hell

[indigo hull]

Tuberculosis moment

[rich sentinel]

A steak!?

[coral token]

My biggest beef steak

[bleak warren]

i made a miss steak

[coral token]

Who is she married to sir barbeque?

[bleak warren]

The Grillmaster

[gritty temple]

Steak 🤤

[rich sentinel]

Truth nuke

[real grail]

I just fed Miku a Job Application. Tomodachi Life is the best 😭

[coral token]

now do yourself

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🥞

[bleak warren]

[indigo hull]

i probably just did the best run through of Hard Rain i'll ever do

right on 30 minutes for the whole campaign

[woven flicker]

Yuh

Iguanodon, megalosaurus, and hylaeosaurus

All in the crystal palace in Britain

The statues are still there today

[indigo hull]

yeah

and Napoleon never knew about any of it

because he was dead

[woven flicker]

He was indeed dead

[reef zealot]

[small geyser]

hi

[zinc frigate]

[sharp geyser]

enrique

[blazing quartz]

My mom made some butter chicken curry.

[tight olive]

hello fools

[green sage]

Kaboom

[pliant flame]

Adrian.

[coral token]

I hardly know her.

[rancid goblet]

Enrique 🗣️

[pliant flame]

Damn 😔

[indigo hull]

Caligula, I hardly know her?

[coral token]

YESSSSS

wrong chat

[indigo hull]

[coral token]

YESSS

FUCK WRONG ONE AGAIN

if someone saw my chat with fany watching the race they'd think i am crazy

[arctic fox]

tom

fuck wrong chat

[coral token]

tom

[coral token]

koijdfhhjhrg

[dreamy knoll]

Hai tables

[indigo hull]

Kojima?

[coral token]

pepe

[pliant flame]

Peak mentioned?

[fierce ore]

Hi ;(

[obtuse marten]

Adrian.

[dreamy knoll]

Rika

[dreamy knoll]

You i gotta tell u something

[narrow atlas]

Beep

Hair cleaned. Anything cool happening?

[carmine venture]

No

[dreamy knoll]

No but i stole 5 usd from a business

[indigo hull]

looking at U-Boat facts from WW1

[median juniper]

WHERE IS ONMI MAN, WHERE IS HE?

[indigo hull]

so i can compose a fictional Naval Battle

[violet tendon]

what???

[pliant flame]

"Active, Reactive, and probably Radioactive"

• The Witch after witnessing my horrendous cooking

[violet tendon]

i just got here

ummmm

bye ig

[indigo hull]

i love this

[median juniper]

🦶 🦶

[narrow atlas]

I keep forgetting I have money now

[pliant flame]

I am virtually married to my warship

[narrow atlas]

I can just buy shit

[arctic harbor]

eae

[pliant flame]

Free will has been discovered

[indigo hull]

ironically warships aren't necessarily the decisive factor

for this one im working on

[neon pike]

weem

[ivory galleon]

Why not a gun ship?

[dreamy knoll]

Having fun tables?

[coral token]

no

[dreamy knoll]

Damn

[indigo hull]

why didn't they wish for 500 blunts? smh

[narrow atlas]

The wrappers aren’t as yummy

[dreamy knoll]

Cuz the blunt tastes better when burnt

[narrow atlas]

Plus those don’t have menthol

I fucking love menthol

[indigo hull]

never had it

[narrow atlas]

It’s what gives mint the flavor of mint

[indigo hull]

oh yeah

i've heard it sucks in cigarettes

[narrow atlas]

Some people love it. Others hate it

I don’t smoke anything tho, so I have no opinion

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u butter menthols

[narrow atlas]

Minty butter sounds weird

[wide storm]

But why do people hate it, if they do they probably hate brushing their teeth

[slender goblet]

i am a bunny. That is all

[dreamy knoll]

Its a cough drop

[narrow atlas]

It does kinda feel like burning if the flavor is too intense

[gritty temple]

Me too bro me too

[narrow atlas]

It’s kinda like the inverse to capsaicin I think

[slender goblet]

very nice

i also possess Atom Restorarion powers

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[gritty temple]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[wide storm]

Okay but mint chip ice cream is soooo good, I’m tired of people saying “eww why would you eat that it’s like eating toothpaste”

[indigo hull]

mint chocolate

[wide storm]

That’s a flavor pairing that’s common

[native geyser]

GUYS

I FOUND THE ACTUAL MARCUS PUMPKIN

[ruby zealot]

ash they did it they turned me into a pancake