general

[prime canopy]

Puppeteer :3

[languid grove]

Hallo

[ruby zealot]

How are you silly goose

[ruby zealot]

Hi

[prime canopy]

Bored, cause I’ve been waiting for college to start for like a month. My session only starts in mid August

[indigo hull]

no clue

[ruby zealot]

Computer what happened on June 9th 2006

[indigo hull]

but Nero died on June 9th, 68 AD

[ruby zealot]

On June 9, 2006, the primary entertainment event was the release of the Disney/Pixar animated film Cars in U.S. theaters

[prime canopy]

Nero ?

[peak sentinel]

Roman Emperor

[prime canopy]

I see

[ruby zealot]

Hi shadow

[prime canopy]

Peak

[peak sentinel]

hello

[indigo hull]

oh boy I highly recommend you read about his shenanigans

[lusty gorge]

AOCIDJFKFNFDKDNVKKFCJDVKDJF

[indigo hull]

in religious history he was the Roman Emperor who ordered the crucifixion of Saint Peter

also the Emperor when Rome burned in 66 AD

-# note he did not play the fiddle while Rome burned, it would've been a lyre instead

[peak sentinel]

I think its not 100% known if he was responsible for it

[indigo hull]

i highly doubt he was

[ruby zealot]

That was a boy name Johnny when the devil went to...a place called Georgia

[indigo hull]

oh thats ironic you bring up Georgia

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[indigo hull]

June 9th, 1732 is when James Oglethorpe was granted royal charter to found the Colony of Georgia

[peak sentinel]

iirc he actually let a bunch of people into his private residence to shelter from the fire, could be wrong tho

[indigo hull]

i'll look into it

oh and i was wrong on the date too

it was 64 AD not 66

[prime canopy]

Yay !!!

[ruby zealot]

Wrong date you're getting sent to history jail

[indigo hull]

history jail = Alcatraz at its peak

[dreamy knoll]

throwing snow at u now

[prime canopy]

Oh, my history oomfie got a date wrong… to the iron maiden

[indigo hull]

yeah you're right

[prime canopy]

I’m immune to that

[ruby zealot]

Bury him

[peak sentinel]

the iron maiden is a hoax

[indigo hull]

Tacitus wrote of it in The Annals

he took measures to bring food and supplies for refugees

[ruby zealot]

The iron Maiden was in fact not a torture device

[peak sentinel]

the iron maiden wasnt real they just found a coffin and went "lmao it would be mad funny if we put spikes in it and passed it off as a historical torture device"

[solar kettle]

ok

[ruby zealot]

We do a little bit of pranking

[indigo hull]

i only learned that through Sam O'Nella

[ruby zealot]

Same

[dreamy knoll]

i hid boston creams

[solar kettle]

ok

[peak sentinel]

POLICE, IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA

[indigo hull]

NO

[prime canopy]

I can sniff them out

[dreamy knoll]

gud luck

[prime canopy]

Not over here

[indigo hull]

tbh i'd still rather die to the Iron Maiden than to
-# the boats

[peak sentinel]

[prime canopy]

Not here

I found ‘em’

[solar kettle]

ok

[prime canopy]

Maple Boston cream donut from Tim Horton’s

[indigo hull]

Say something in Welsh

[solar kettle]

shwmae

ok

[prime canopy]

The iron maiden looks like there’s enough space to that the spikes can’t even hurt you, they’ll just apply a slight pressure ig

[slender goblet]

jimmyhere ytp’s are really hilarous

[solar kettle]

how u know im welsh ok

[indigo hull]

medieval acupuncture

[prime canopy]

Yummy

[indigo hull]

reminds me as well

England and Scotland officially unified on this day in 1707

[solar kettle]

how u know im welsh ok

[indigo hull]

although I say this in the kinda light terms

for the last century or so leading up to it the only thing that kept the two countries independent was parliaments

[upbeat breach]

Boyfriends asleep and my plans for today have gotten canceled what am i POSSIBLY supposed to do

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[humble isle]

Kill

[dreamy knoll]

and helldive on the new planets

[upbeat breach]

Good idea

[upbeat breach]

The ps5 is in use 😔

[humble isle]

🎾

[indigo hull]

ngl Blackberry Dr. Pepper kinda slaps

[solar kettle]

ok

[dreamy knoll]

uhhhhhh kill people

[upbeat breach]

All the dr peppers slap

[indigo hull]

this is true

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle are you made out of rubber

[upbeat breach]

Especially the strawberry cream

[upbeat breach]

Might

[indigo hull]

even better, edible rubber

[ruby zealot]

Mhhh lemon flavor

[indigo hull]

also i hit a THC vape for the first time in months

[dreamy knoll]

well plans cancelled, playstation ain't free so like murder is on the table

[indigo hull]

shit nearly killed me

[upbeat breach]

Seems like the best available option

[ruby zealot]

Your weakness is drugs?

[indigo hull]

no it was the fact i hadn't smoked from one in months

with the vapes you get like pure THC oils

my nearest store quit selling them

i may look into trying to get one tho

[woven flicker]

Stealing the ball

Biting you

[upbeat breach]

I will bite

[woven flicker]

Not if I bite you first

[indigo hull]

distraction, go 🍓

[dreamy knoll]

[dreamy knoll]

enjoy

[woven flicker]

Pulling your ear

[prime canopy]

Is this your human form ?

[upbeat breach]

Ow

[woven flicker]

What

[bleak warren]

hello chat

[woven flicker]

[prime canopy]

Hai smudge :3

[woven flicker]

Shake shake shake

[indigo hull]

hello mario

[humble isle]

Bite Sized

[indigo hull]

it is one month until my birthday

[bleak warren]

if we were all goobers i think life would be better

[dreamy knoll]

i need to get a goob

[narrow atlas]

Holy shit I can finally read the first volume of Absolute Martian Manhunter for free now

GRAAAAAAHG

[woven flicker]

Stop biting me

[upbeat breach]

Nop

[woven flicker]

The humble spray bottle:

[upbeat breach]

Do it

[thin prairie]

True
We just goob around and goob
But then we'd have to worry about the dangerous swap

[narrow atlas]

I LOVE PSYCHOLOGICAL MINDFUCK METAPHORS

[woven flicker]

The bottle is full of ketchup

[narrow atlas]

The cia is gang stalking me. They put a chip in my brain

[upbeat breach]

did i stutter.

[indigo hull]

you are now part of MKUltra

[woven flicker]

Hot sauce ketchup

[zenith charm]

Don't lie to him, it was petrol

[upbeat breach]

Your only making this better

[woven flicker]

Then enjoy it

[zenith charm]

Mudkip 💖

[woven flicker]

Chudkip

[zenith charm]

😾

[indigo hull]

Mudflap

on this day in 1898 the Spanish navy was annihilated at the Battle of Manila Bay

fun fact, the only American loss of that battle was an engineer who suffered a heart attack

[olive flicker]

@languid grove

[languid grove]

What’s up

[olive flicker]

Are you joining me, honley, and swap for gaming

[languid grove]

I’m going to pass today, I’m not feeling too good

[olive flicker]

[indigo hull]

you are, I deleted gravity

[bleak warren]

snap back to reality

[indigo hull]

reality is often disappointing

[dreamy knoll]

mom's spaghetti

[bleak warren]

🍝

[dreamy knoll]

fr

[bleak warren]

make your own

[indigo hull]

I do that already technically

Alternate History is just making your own reality

best part is it can be either the biggest change ever or the most minute change ever

[coral token]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

u been givin a kirby

[bleak warren]

yay

[dreamy knoll]

u deserved it

[solar kettle]

ok

[indigo hull]

oh sweet its the Red Baron's birthday tomorrow

and Catherine the Great's

[dreamy knoll]

can u provide anything else then a ok?

[solar kettle]

yes. ok?

[dreamy knoll]

u have said ok more times then actually having a conversation

[indigo hull]

oh and its Kyle Busch's birthday as well tomorrow

[thorny heart]

HELLO GUSY

[coral token]

Gusy

[bleak warren]

i'm sad he hasn't won a race in a long time, he should probably retire

[plucky garden]

Heeellooo

[indigo hull]

fr

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

he's one of the older guys on the field now

which is very weird to think about

[bleak warren]

yeahhh

makes me feel old too

[indigo hull]

i stopped being consistent with NASCAR after like 2018

[bleak warren]

it was weird during covid

[indigo hull]

true

[bleak warren]

some tracks didn't have races, some tracks had more, some weekends were off

they had a lot of iracing events that lead to, well. you know who saying you know what.

[indigo hull]

i remember 💀

[bleak warren]

they ran the road course layouts of indianapolis and daytona, that was cool

[indigo hull]

it also gave them a reason to axe Kentucky from the schedule too

[bleak warren]

i liked kentucky!

[indigo hull]

i was gonna say something but you probably aren't the only one

[bleak warren]

i'm glad i have nascar heat 4, it's new enough that it's not super old and it still has some tracks that they don't run anymore

or don't exist anymore (california speedway )

[indigo hull]

RIP Autoclub

[coral token]

toots

[bleak warren]

that was such a cool track!

[coral token]

⛽

[bleak warren]

THEY FILMED MOVIES THERE

[indigo hull]

quite a few actually

also served as the template for the race track at the end of the first Cars film

[dreamy knoll]

smudge in a movie when?

[humble isle]

500,000 USD Worth of Liquid

[indigo hull]

it's kinda funny how the term 'black gold' applies to two fossil fuels

coal and crude oil

both made areas rich

[bleak warren]

1000% sure that will happen never

[dreamy knoll]

making that

[ruby zealot]

well it could technically happen because i know a person who knows a person who knows a person who knows a person who knows a person who knows a person who knows a actor who knows a movie director

so

[indigo hull]

hear me out, indie film

[ruby zealot]

make it animated

budget of 2 cents and a broken camera

because we dont have enough money

but we do have a shit ton of animators

but another problem is voice acting

[indigo imp]

VHS camcorders are like $50 on ebay

[ruby zealot]

not to mention we have to pay people

[indigo imp]

i could help with that maybe. depending on the voice.

[ruby zealot]

and this is gonna take a shit ton of planning

[indigo imp]

indie projects always do

[ruby zealot]

yep

and if this is gonna be good we need a bigger budget

[indigo hull]

okay what if we just do the animation in Garry's Mod or Source Filmmaker?

[indigo imp]

i mean that makes it a lot cheaper

[ruby zealot]

true

[indigo imp]

if its a 20 minute film you might be able to get the visuals done in the tens of hours range

[ruby zealot]

i wanna know how jimmy got called jimmy when it isnt even his real name

i miss lukeafk

[thorn locust]

blender is free too

last i checked...

[indigo imp]

blender is weird sometimes

i can NOT get decent stls out of it

[prime canopy]

MEOW !!!!

[thin prairie]

Watch your meowing language

[prime canopy]

watch your STINK... stinky

[thin prairie]

Wow....

Can't believe you

[dry rock]

GET IN VC STINKER

[drowsy bridge]

I had to stop myself from laughing during my japanese test because I made one of my sentences about if i met kanye west😭

[indigo hull]

damn

[dusty shale]

Jimmy here I have a question for you

[coral token]

jimmy doesn't read this chat

[dusty shale]

Dang ;-;

[fading forge]

Am I tripping, or did the Jimmy video with Larry's thumbnail change o.o

[indigo hull]

Mandela Effect

[dusty shale]

Idk

[coral token]

they do sometimes ,yes.

[gritty temple]

He is an indecisive little critter

[coral token]

it is not about that, but he is

[gritty temple]

Fair nuff dhdjdhdh

[bleak warren]

isn't it like, changing the thumbnails to see if one gets more clicks

[indigo hull]

probably

[gritty temple]

Smart Jimmers

[indigo hull]

idk im hypothesizing on why tf my cat is such a creature

[gritty temple]

I made one YouTube video and then got bored of editing and gave up

[humble isle]

Ordered a plush of this thing —>

[indigo hull]

it is rapidly approaching your location

[fading forge]

[stray hatch]

[indigo imp]

the car has silliness in its head by design

[indigo hull]

you be the judge #animals

[vestal beacon]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Wait why is my name friend

[dreamy knoll]

cuz your name probs broke da rules

[storm whale]

[mossy hedge]

.

[prime canopy]

My oomfie hasn’t shown up today 🥺

[indigo hull]

theoretically I could sue the state of New Hampshire for false advertising

okay so the state motto of New Hampshire is "Live Free or Die"

[coral token]

theoretically i could sue you because no place called glaggleland exists

[indigo hull]

neither does the copyright

[coral token]

i can register it right now

[peak sentinel]

I'm going to sue Big Food

[plucky garden]

Hi

[indigo hull]

nah but seriously by this logic I would not have to abide by any laws in New Hampshire

because it would technically be "living free"

and if they tried to stop me then they would have to kill me

[crisp hornet]

but your honor, i shot that guy cuz he wasnt living free

so he had to die

[indigo hull]

This adds more to the convolution

And the simple fact that New Hampshire is built on false advertising

[lusty gorge]

Guys one of my friends just said I'm like Kinger from TADC

[lusty gorge]

Ragebaiters tryna make people mad:

[indigo hull]

Napoleon's marshals trying to convince him to not invade Russia

[dusty sigil]

I haven’t been in this server for a while

[coral token]

cheesecake

[dusty sigil]

Is anyone active 🙁

[coral token]

no

[forest tinsel]

No

[gritty temple]

no

[dusty sigil]

Damn I guess no one is active

[gritty temple]

yea

[coral token]

yea

[forest tinsel]

Yea

[coral token]

[gritty temple]

BDJDH

[indigo hull]

What kinda three stooges act is this

[forest tinsel]

Lol

[indigo hull]

And more importantly, which one is Moe?

[gritty temple]

My special education teacher loved them for some reason

[indigo hull]

Nah you haven’t seen peak

[brisk shard]

the three jimmerteers

[forest tinsel]

Fr

[gritty temple]

HDJDH

[forest tinsel]

Speak English

[indigo hull]

That is English

[forest tinsel]

What dose it MEAN

Hello

[indigo hull]

It’s an idiom about fishes

Idk

[forest tinsel]

Lol

[tepid raptor]

My every once in a while comment in this server to not get auto kicked

Hello my dudes

[forest tinsel]

What dose it MEAN good sir

[gritty temple]

Keyboard smash

[forest tinsel]

IA AIAK

[gritty temple]

Yes yes

[forest tinsel]

Wijwj

[coral token]

We don't do that

[forest tinsel]

Fr

[indigo hull]

“We serve food here sir”

[tepid raptor]

Oh

[forest tinsel]

We do do tho

Heh get it (it's a poop joke)

[indigo hull]

Dysentery is no joke

dat shit killed on the Oregon Trail

literally

[forest tinsel]

Fr

[unreal kiln]

Which pizza place should I get pizza from

[indigo hull]

go to little caesars and get stabbed 33 times or try to outpizza the hut

[unreal kiln]

I have friends who work at both

So I'll be chill I won't get stabbed

[indigo hull]

then go to whichever has the better stuffed crust idk

i like stuffed crust

[unreal kiln]

I've never had it before

[indigo hull]

ima be real

Pizza Hut stuffed crust is goated

i haven't had Little Caesar's in a long time so idk

[unreal kiln]

There's four goddamn pizza places within a single crosswalk of each other in my neighborhood

[indigo hull]

damn 💀

[unreal kiln]

A little Caesars, a papa John's, a dominoes, and a pizza hut

And an NYPD so actually 5

[indigo hull]

i haven't had Papa John's in a while

[unreal kiln]

Although the NYPD is another crosswalk away

[indigo hull]

nor Dominoes

[unreal kiln]

The new dominoes sauce looks amazing

[indigo hull]

i don't have one near me 💔

[unreal kiln]

I think they build pizza places solely to employ all of the high schoolers

Because there's four schools that sort of cut the immediate area

[indigo hull]

oh McDonald's has that covered in my area lmao

[solar kettle]

ok

[unreal kiln]

So literally thousands of high schoolers live in this like

Tiny ass stretch of three neighborhoods

[indigo hull]

i've never seen such things

rural America is some different shit

like i've never in my life have dealt with an HOA

[solar kettle]

ok

[unreal kiln]

That's the thing I live in rural suburbia

[indigo hull]

Oh damn

[unreal kiln]

In the way that literally everything here was orange groves pre-2016

[indigo hull]

Wow

I kinda live nearby to such thing

It’s a college town pretty much

[unreal kiln]

But it's very quickly becoming normal suburbia as the companies buy up all the farmland

[indigo hull]

I still have yet to see such things

But it is kind of inevitable

[solar kettle]

ok

[drowsy bridge]

Same thing is happening over here

[unreal kiln]

Honestly that's like my biggest thing that pisses me off

[drowsy bridge]

we have a housing crisis, they’re all bought and sold at an extremely high price

[unreal kiln]

People show up to my friend's house and offer him stupid amounts of money to sell his land

Like literally once a week at times

But his family is one of the only ones that kept it post pandemic

[unreal kiln]

Yeah ive heard it's fucking terrible in hawaii

[indigo hull]

The other sad part is it’s nothing new really

It’s been going on since the Industrial Revolution

Industry had its part in colonialism

For the US this would fall into Westward Expansion and Manifest Destiny

[drowsy bridge]

it is, im probably going to move to the mainland for college

seattle could be pretty cool

[indigo hull]

Also how do you think we got Hawaii?

Questionable Ethics

That I really don’t feel like divulging into because it’s not goofy

[timber oriole]

Hello

[indigo hull]

Cornholio, what is your wisdom?

[drowsy bridge]

i know how my family got to hawaii!

[thorn locust]

we need tp

[ruby zealot]

they swam

[drowsy bridge]

Questionable ethics but not on our part

i think on my dad’s side, it was plantation work

Not sure about mom’s side

[indigo hull]

interesting

also funny fact if you didn't know

[ruby zealot]

glaggleman into the glaggleverse

[indigo hull]

to the British you were known as the Sandwich Islands

[drowsy bridge]

i think my grandpa was stationed here and then just stayed

[drowsy bridge]

Sandwich 🤤

[indigo hull]

yeah named after the same guy too

[drowsy bridge]

that’s interesting though

misclick

we do have good sandwiches though

[indigo hull]

The old name came from British naval officer James Cook, who chose it in honor of his sponsor the 4th Earl of Sandwich, the then First Lord of the Admiralty.

this is the same guy who allegedly invented the sandwich

[thorn locust]

i could go for a good sandwich rn

[ruby zealot]

i could go for some subway rn

glaggle you wanna come with?

[indigo hull]

idk man those Subway comics left me with a bad taste for it

Carl Edwards was a poor marketing choice in retrospect

[ruby zealot]

ill buy you a cookie

[indigo hull]

-# this is ball knowledge

[drowsy bridge]

ah, James Cook, we talked about him a lot about him in history class

[bleak warren]

he was a likeable guy, but i guess he couldn't sell a sandwich

[drowsy bridge]

I like subway

what are y’all’s subway orders?

[ruby zealot]

into the comically giant sandwich you go

[bleak warren]

no

[indigo hull]

but its ur favorite sandwich

[peak sentinel]

turkey italiano when they still had it

[bleak warren]

you don't know what my favorite sandwich is

[peak sentinel]

still salty about them getting rid of it

[drowsy bridge]

I personally get a 6 inch white bread, ham, american cheese, lettuce, and garlic aoli sauce

[drowsy bridge]

lemme google rq

[ruby zealot]

italien bread, chicken teriyaki, those little triangle cheese, olives, corn, paprika, spicy sauce, and yogurt sometimes ceaser

[peak sentinel]

its a bmt with turkey instead of ham

[glad zinc]

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxtz

[bleak warren]

non american subway has some interesting ingredients

[indigo hull]

i get a footlong white bread, mozzarella, bacon, lettuce, peppers and then toasted

[bleak warren]

yogurt?

[ruby zealot]

hey you can't do that

[drowsy bridge]

do you order it manually then?

[ruby zealot]

yeah its amazing you should try it sometimes if you come to europe

[peak sentinel]

I usually get a bmt since usually when I ask for it they say not but I should try that

[drowsy bridge]

that sounds pretty good

[peak sentinel]

I used to get it on the herb and cheese bread with pepperjack

[drowsy bridge]

my subway order has only changed once since i was in elementary school

[ruby zealot]

but if i get a menu its always and i mean always a diet pepsi and a double chocolate chip cookie

[drowsy bridge]

i just added the garlic aoli sauce

[drowsy bridge]

double chocolate is so good

[ruby zealot]

true

[drowsy bridge]

i get sprite

[peak sentinel]

sprite was ruined for me

[drowsy bridge]

i dont know how to explain it, but subway has better sprite than McDonalds

[drowsy bridge]

how so?

[ruby zealot]

it isnt radioactive

[drowsy bridge]

but it’s also better than regular sprite

or anywhere else that i can find it

[peak sentinel]

I used to be on some sort of liquid medication that I'd mix with sprite, and my brain automatically tastes medicine when I have normal sprite

[ruby zealot]

speaking of mcdonalds i love buttermilk ranch

[drowsy bridge]

aw damn☹️

[drowsy bridge]

I tried the big arch the other day

[indigo hull]

i had McDonald's breakfast for the first time in a while this morning when I was out

[drowsy bridge]

it’s actually pretty good

[indigo hull]

their biscuits are the shit

im dying in that trench

[drowsy bridge]

interesting, i’ve never tried them before

[ruby zealot]

y'all ever heard of a "McSmart menu"?

[drowsy bridge]

no

[indigo hull]

you should try their hashbrowns too

they're essentially just a large ovular tater tot

[peak sentinel]

mcdonalds hashbrowns are mid

[indigo hull]

i think they're alright

[ruby zealot]

2 chicken or cheese burgers, middle sized fries, middle sized soda for only 6 bucks

[indigo hull]

one man cheeseburger apocalypse

would y'all eat at Burger Tank from Left 4 Dead?

[ruby zealot]

no way i think its too much

[coral token]

sure why not

do they have happy meals

[indigo hull]

no idea tbh

Valve never published a menu

[gritty temple]

happy Appy.,,,.

[indigo hull]

-# elite ball knowledge 😭

[prime canopy]

GameStop wants to buy EBay

[gritty temple]

There’s a person on Twitter who is a genuine Happy Appy fan and even has their own versions of the Happy Appy followers and I think it’s pretty goated actually

[indigo hull]

i dont even have a proper response

this feels like a joke but I also have to ask why

[drowsy bridge]

i’ve tried them beforr, I love them

[indigo hull]

if GameStop has done nothing but slowly mothball its stores over the last few years how are they gonna buy eBay

[prime canopy]

Idfk

GameStop probably doesn’t even have the money

[drowsy bridge]

oh interesting

[indigo hull]

probably far from what eBay would be willing to offer them MINIMUM

for a total acquisition

[drowsy bridge]

I went to a gamestop last week saturday

[prime canopy]

GameStop became funkoslop

[drowsy bridge]

it was surprisingly full

[indigo hull]

and 10 year old me bought into that shit

well i never owned a funko pop

[drowsy bridge]

I think i have jurassic park funko pops because i thought they were cool

[indigo hull]

but i bought a few of the FNAF plushies and action figures

[prime canopy]

I have two funkos, both second hand, from people who bought them full price

[dry stump]

Hello there person 👋

[prime canopy]

GameStop became much more of a fandom store, but they never changed names, like, I would have understood if they changed name, but it’s still GameStop

So like, I would expect games

But it’s all fandom stuff

[indigo hull]

most of the time ive been in gamestop i've never left with a game

though I did buy my Nintendo Switch from there

[prime canopy]

:3

[opaque oak]

My local gamestop sucks

And smells like shit

[indigo hull]

they turned my local one into a vape shop a few months ago

they've been slowly cropping up around my area

hell i've seen one next to a damn pharmacy

[prime canopy]

There used to be a vape shop around here but it closed down cause my entire region kinda… stopped

They’re not trendy anymore

[glacial void]

balls.

[indigo hull]

they actually recently reclassified cannabis in the US like a week ago

on a federal level

[coral token]

BUUURPP

[prime canopy]

Cannabis is legal here :p

[coral token]

cannabis? can nabis do what?

[indigo hull]

they can do a lot of things

[prime canopy]

Nabis can ermmm uhhhh brain fog

[coral token]

sounds about right

[opaque oak]

Legally I cannot do the cannabis yet so hypothetically:

YIPPEEEEEE

[indigo hull]

this year would actually mark the five year anniversary of Virginia legalizing cannabis

i might get faded for that occasion

[opaque oak]

Why are you in virginia?

[indigo hull]

because i didn't win the life lottery

[coral token]

virginia ain't even bad

[languid grove]

Hallo everypony

[opaque oak]

Don't live in Virginia

[indigo hull]

ehhh, I wouldn't go to Virginia Beach if I were you

[bleak warren]

at least it's not alabama

[opaque oak]

Matter of fact, leave the US

[coral token]

at least it's not utah

[indigo hull]

fr what even happens in Utah

[coral token]

potato

and rednecks

[opaque oak]

At least it's not Fanum Tax Skibidi Ohio

[bleak warren]

that's idaho

[coral token]

same thing

[indigo hull]

bootleg Ireland

[bleak warren]

wyoming is the nothing state

utah is full of mormons

[indigo hull]

funny anecdote about that

the Donner Party technically led the mormons to Utah

[coral token]

just avoid the entire middle of the united states

[opaque oak]

Something Something Salt Lake City

[indigo hull]

like i kid you not most Mormon pioneers living in Missouri and Illinois largely followed the trail the Donner Party took through the Salt Lake desert

-# i know too much about the Donner Party for my own good

[opaque oak]

As an Illinoisan, we follow our glorious leader Chief Keef

[indigo hull]

remember that time Chicago decided to combust in 1871?

[opaque oak]

Yeah I remember it like it was yesterday

No mf I wasn't alive

[indigo hull]

it was me who set fire to the city that day

you was there too you know?

[opaque oak]

Did I just get Mater's Tall Taled?

[indigo hull]

indeed you did

[ruby zealot]

glaggle is it true you stole 30 tonnes of beeswax?

[indigo hull]

how else are these bowling balls gonna get shined?

[peak sentinel]

[frigid wagon]

I have a genuine question

[coral token]

46

[ruby zealot]

and shadow is true you put charcoal into the arby's

[peak sentinel]

yes

[frigid wagon]

What is your opinion of oklahoma as someone who does not live in Oklahoma

Like what comes to mind forst

[ruby zealot]

never heard of oklahoma

[peak sentinel]

tornaodo

[frigid wagon]

First

[indigo hull]

Andrew Jackson

[frigid wagon]

Ok i was worried

[peak sentinel]

[coral token]

Poor education

[ruby zealot]

uhhh route 66

[frigid wagon]

My fears have been confirmed

[coral token]

It's not a fear it's a truth

[indigo hull]

whats ironic about this year being the US's 250th year of independence, its also the 150th anniversary of Custer's Defeat

[coral token]

Oklahoma is 50th in education 😭🙏🏻

[frigid wagon]

Fear of a truth

[ruby zealot]

DAMN

ain't no way

[thorn locust]

is it actually??

[indigo hull]

what are the bottom five?

[coral token]

Let me see

[peak sentinel]

now I wonder where my state is

[indigo hull]

same tbh

[thorn locust]

all they got is mountains over there so it makes sense

and trees

[frigid wagon]

Im two years advanced in math and science but idk ig im even smart or if im just surrounded by stupid people

[coral token]

West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, and Oklahoma

I'm noticing a pattern.

[indigo hull]

I KNEW WEST VIRGINIA WAS BOTTOM FIVE

[thorn locust]

surprised texas isnt in that list

could have fooled me living here.

[coral token]

Texas has a lot of population centers

[thorn locust]

fair.

[indigo hull]

true

[frigid wagon]

Texas has outliers

[coral token]

Houston, Dallas, they're pretty good in terms of economy and stuff

[thorn locust]

lowkey true

[coral token]

But then the rest of the state is low-key hell

[thorn locust]

i live right at the border of dallas

[peak sentinel]

my state is #39 💀

[frigid wagon]

And they have a educacion georg who lives in a cave and does 10,000 educations a day

[coral token]

The same can be said about most states. Big population centers that trend some ways tend to do better

[bleak warren]

when i see streamers doing IRL in Austin i swear the place looks just like Orange County in California

[coral token]

Is that county orange

[bleak warren]

i used to live in that county, Austin lowkey reminds me of Anaheim

[thorn locust]

all major cities here all have fucking terrible drivers though

[indigo hull]

wow Virginia ranks 7th

[thorn locust]

i am speaking from the most experience anyone can talk from

[frigid wagon]

Thats what dallas is known for

[indigo hull]

im very surprised

[thorn locust]

shit not just the major cities

just everywhere here its so bad

[indigo hull]

thats also very sad when you think about it

[coral token]

Nobody can fucking drive 🙏🏻

[thorn locust]

texas needs to change SOMETHING idek

[indigo hull]

Virginia being ranked 7th and West Virginia being bottom five

[thorn locust]

idk how you would fix that problem

[coral token]

Government

[bleak warren]

who are the top 5

[coral token]

Oh no police sticks

[thorn locust]

right

[coral token]

Top 5 what

[frigid wagon]

Edgumacation

[indigo hull]

NY, Connecticut, Massachussets, NJ, Illinois

[thorn locust]

at least the honey chipotle chicken is back

[bleak warren]

you said the bottom 5 in education, what are the top 5

[frigid wagon]

YES

[coral token]

, New Jersey, Connecticut, Maryland, and Colorado.

[bleak warren]

that tra.....

HUH

[drowsy bridge]

Mine is 42nd 😬

[indigo hull]

wait what source are you using?

[bleak warren]

NEW JERSEY????

[coral token]

First is Massachusetts

[indigo hull]

Im looking at the World Population Review

[bleak warren]

NEW JERSEY IS STUPID AS SHIT WHAT

[coral token]

Another pattern.

[ruby zealot]

same

[thorn locust]

colorado

that checks out

[ruby zealot]

arizona is 50th what

[coral token]

Official US data from US world report

[thorn locust]

coldest places in america

[steady owl]

[bleak warren]

someone's gotta explain New Jersey to me, that is idiot central

[indigo hull]

that doesn't make sense

i think the WPR needs to re-evaluate their shit

[steady owl]

Oh shit wait I’m already blue 😭

[thorn locust]

idk ive never been or really met anyone from new jersey so honestly i have no say in this

[coral token]

New Jersey has a big chunk of stupid people in the south of the state

[woven nimbus]

ayeeee nj here

[indigo hull]

i only know Tony Soprano and his crew

[coral token]

And they like to travel up

[bleak warren]

oh

[thorn locust]

i want to visit oregon

[indigo hull]

the WPR ranks Oklahoma at 47th in Education

[thorn locust]

that state just seems so pretty

[bleak warren]

also yeah hmm, the dumb states all have something in common and the smart states also all have something in common....

[indigo hull]

and West Virginia at 44th

[coral token]

Nod

[thorn locust]

hmmmmmm i wooonderrrrr

[coral token]

It probably depends on the year, what type of education (Pre-K, highschool, overall)

And who measures

[indigo hull]

this is true

[coral token]

But the same states are names

[thorn locust]

47th might as well be last tho lets be so fr

[coral token]

Named*

[woven nimbus]

people in jersey just have no idea how to drive tbh, but anyone could say that about anywhere i think

[indigo hull]

the bottom five to them were
New Mexico
Oklahoma
Nevada
Alaska
Arizona

[slow geyser]

I live in the bottom 50....

Well

Bottom 1(lowest possible)

[ruby zealot]

hi miscellaneous

[bleak warren]

i think i just assume NJ is dumb because all that ever gets shown is the dumb people

[thorn locust]

alaska makes sense i mean do they even have an education department there?

[slow geyser]

Yahallo

[indigo hull]

that can go for a lot of states

West Virginia gets a bad taste because of hillbilly stereotypes and Wrong Turn

[coral token]

Chicagooooo Chicagoooo

[thorn locust]

is that in order?

[indigo hull]

yes

[steady owl]

What even is New Jersey? Like, ain’t that something you wear?

[indigo hull]

no its named after an Island near France

[ruby zealot]

no thats jeans

[coral token]

What's a Virginia beach? Isn't that where you swim?

[steady owl]

why they name state after it

[ruby zealot]

new jersey is a character from friends

[thorn locust]

dude omg i just looked up the education in alaska, they have an education department, but literally less than 20% of the residents can read properly

that cant be right

[bleak warren]

too cold to read

[coral token]

Why did they name Oregon after an herb

[thorn locust]

shit maybe

cuz plants are cool

[indigo hull]

ask the Alaskan here

[ruby zealot]

rib or riv

[bleak warren]

rib ain't here right now

but she can read

[ruby zealot]

neither is riv

[indigo hull]

damn

we may never know

[thorn locust]

well i guess she is apart of the 20 percent lol

[coral token]

Alaska is always seen as this beautiful great place but in reality their economy, education and allat sucks 😭🙏🏻

Again, wonder why...

[low elk]

Anyone here have a Nokia

[coral token]

No mam

[thorn locust]

not a lot of people live there ig

[steady owl]

Used to

[indigo hull]

no wonder the Russians sold it to us

[low elk]

I found 3 cleaning out this old shed

[ruby zealot]

both are women, live in alaska, both of their users start with ri what else?

[bleak warren]

riv's been gone a long time though yeah?

[coral token]

738k people, 48th

[indigo hull]

thats still very small given its size

[thorn locust]

ig densely populated and populated are 2 different things

[coral token]

Most of it is fucking ice

[indigo hull]

almost 9 million people live in Virginia

[ruby zealot]

yeah 2+ weeks but she tends to do that she is married and all that and she is kind of busy

[indigo hull]

granted that's not a very good measurement

[ruby zealot]

she's a busy woman and i respect that

[indigo hull]

you have to factor in Virginia being the oldest English lands in America

[coral token]

Virginya

:3

Damn ok

[bleak warren]

UwU

[coral token]

West Virginia University be like

WvU

[bleak warren]

UvU

(it's a bird)

[coral token]

I thought it was a pair of long tits

[bleak warren]

THALES.

[coral token]

Like the father of gumball

They always draw them like that for some reason

[indigo hull]

what the fuck did i come back to

[coral token]

:p

[ruby zealot]

𓁲 | 𓁆 𓀻
𓁇 𓁅| 𓀣 𓀿

[thorn locust]

or the one south park character i just cannot name

[coral token]

Devastating

[thorn locust]

the name itself i just cant say here LMAO

[coral token]

Tragedy

[thorn locust]

but its peak

[ruby zealot]

ban him

[coral token]

I forgot the name of that meme

[coral token]

You first

[quiet basalt]

Dragons next

[bleak warren]

uhhh

[steady owl]

Speaking of South Park, the fucking Scientology speedruns are crazy

[thorn locust]

TRUUUUE

peak tho

[ruby zealot]

russian roulette but with banning you shoot the gun first tables

[ruby zealot]

fighting tom cruise on the 3rd floor

[quiet basalt]

I’m honestly kinda shocked nobody has tried to infiltrate the group like an independent journalist or something

[thorn locust]

too scared i think

[peak sentinel]

He just crashes into the room like Adam Smasher

[thorn locust]

i wouldnt solo that shit

[ruby zealot]

and where is the fun in that?

[quiet basalt]

I know it’s probably due to the difficulty, the organization would probably find out who’s leaking information pretty fast

[thorn locust]

eh they arent like smart or anything so honestly i doubt it

[quiet basalt]

They are very smart actually

[thorn locust]

thats what they say

LOL

[peak sentinel]

someone did a solo like slow infiltration and they tried getting her into propaganda classes, I dont know the latest update tho

[indigo hull]

i'm still waiting to wake up one day and read a news headline that Scientology did some Heaven's Gate shit

[steady owl]

She hasn’t uploaded since, actually

[thorn locust]

stupid people targeting other stupid people. thats all that shitty cult is

[steady owl]

Like no joke

[ruby zealot]

tell me glaggle do you take the red pill or the blue pill your choice

[drowsy bridge]

The new Area 51 raid

[quiet basalt]

They intentionally tear people away from their familial relationships, and they use extremely good gaslighting techniques. Stuff that, if you aren’t already aware of it, does actually work. Manipulating someone’s emotions is extremely easy.

[peak sentinel]

yeah, it was a while since I heard of it so I didnt know if there were any updates, last I checked was when they tried snatching her

[indigo hull]

the yellow pill

[ruby zealot]

you get shot 64 times

[thorn locust]

yeah stupid peoples emotions

[quiet basalt]

Like yeah, an educated person wouldn’t fall for it, but educated people wouldn’t even be near Scientology.

[thorn locust]

exactly

[quiet basalt]

Let’s please not call cult victims stupid

[indigo hull]

damn just like my boy Squim

[thorn locust]

ughhhhhhhhh

i think i will.

[quiet basalt]

Most of those people are educated to the legal requirement and live normal lives

They are indoctrinated against their will

[thorn locust]

mhm im sure

[drowsy bridge]

It’s a lot easier to do that from an outsiders perspective such as how it’s easier to look back at a situation with retrospect

[quiet basalt]

It is, by definition, not their fault they were lied to

[thorn locust]

ig

they sure as hell fell for it just as easy

[indigo hull]

no you outta read about Jonestown and stuff

[drowsy bridge]

It’s the same situation as looking at a situation with retrospect and going “oh, why didn’t I just do that or think this and that”

[peak sentinel]

I saw somewhere that scientology targets people who arent the best at understanding english

[quiet basalt]

It’s also just.. really easy to convince people of stuff.

[thorn locust]

eh except in this case it is literally the most well known cult in all of history

[quiet basalt]

If you frame it as positive, you’d be amazed how receptive people are

[drowsy bridge]

That too, if someone’s unaware then that makes it easier

[quiet basalt]

They have really good PR with organizations that a good chunk of people trust

The fact that they are a cult is still considered a conspiracy theory in most official records

[thorn locust]

now the lack of knowledge does not make someone stupid. im not saying this. but im also saying that everything in scientology is completely crack pot and youd genuinely have to be insane to listen to a word of it

[drowsy bridge]

I think you overestimate how many people know about this type of stuff, I had literally no clue they existed until a year or two ago

From a South Park video

[thorn locust]

yeah lack of knowledge

[quiet basalt]

Yeah, they definitely thrived on the lack of media coverage

But they’re still getting members now that they’re all over the Internet

[indigo hull]

i still fail to see how they have any legal protection under federal law

[drowsy bridge]

What happens if someone signs up and then just leaks info like that

[quiet basalt]

How many remains to be seen, I don’t think there’s official records

[indigo hull]

what they are is borderline a cult

[thorn locust]

borderline?

[drowsy bridge]

I don’t know much about Scientology

[ruby zealot]

ah yes cult talk

[obtuse marten]

are we talking about scientology

[quiet basalt]

Mostly because there’s been no proof of actual wrongdoing

[drowsy bridge]

Yep

[ruby zealot]

yes also hi trey

[obtuse marten]

i hope they map out the whole place lmao

[indigo hull]

man

[ruby zealot]

true

[peak sentinel]

wouldnt this fall under religious talk

[indigo hull]

i hope so too so we can get it in GMOD

[thorn locust]

uh no because it isnt a religion?

[ruby zealot]

kind of???

[thorn locust]

lmao what

[obtuse marten]

absolutely a cult

[quiet basalt]

Most people who blew the whistle ended up with minimal successful evidence. How or why the evidence was muddied still isn’t explained.

[reef zealot]

Awaga

[drowsy bridge]

Cultish religion thing

[reef zealot]

[peak sentinel]

Im not saying they are, but Im pretty sure we wouldnt be allowed to discuss cults here idk

[thorn locust]

mods are here man

if they want us to stfu they will tell us

[reef zealot]

Hello yes i am mod

[quiet basalt]

I mean yeah that’s true

[indigo hull]

depends on which one

[drowsy bridge]

Erm literally 1984

[quiet basalt]

The mods will say something if they think it’s bad

[indigo hull]

then i wont say what i was originally gonna say

[thorn locust]

maybe i was being a bit harsh on the victims of that cult tho

admittedly

[peak sentinel]

Havent been paying too much attention mb my attention is a bit split rn

[thorn locust]

as you said its real easy to see it from my preceptive ig

tom cruise prob isnt even level 50 in bloons td6.

[indigo hull]

on this day 70 years ago the Polio vaccine was made public

[thorn locust]

well hell yeah

awww smth else came out today

what was it

[indigo hull]

Citizen Kane first premiered

[steady owl]

Shannon

[thorn locust]

SPONGEBOB I THINK

[indigo hull]

5/1/1941

[thorn locust]

hold on let me fact check

yeah may 1st, the first episode of spongebob aired

[indigo hull]

damn

the same day they found the body of George Mallory on Mount Everest

[thorn locust]

its a damn good 1st of the month no?

may has to be like a tier at least for firsts

[indigo hull]

false

[thorn locust]

what

[real python]

Glaggle

[indigo hull]

in two days the first of the Easter Rising executions begin

Patrick Pearse, Tom Clarke, and Thomas MacDonagh are executed by firing squad

[thorn locust]

now i worded this like ive never spoken english before, but i meant its first of the month is a tier

[thorn locust]

damn spongebob wasnt even out

[steady owl]

Slime Rancher 2

[zinc frigate]

[thorn locust]

miiiid

first one is like 12 times better

[ruby zealot]

Slime rancher 2 and a half

[indigo hull]

Slime Rancher 2: Episode 1

[steady owl]

Hey I’m enjoying it :c

[zinc frigate]

I’ve done just about all I can do in pokopia for a while time to try and get myself to do schoolwork

[ruby zealot]

Autumn546 (Hydro)? more like Autumn546 (Hydro)²

[thorn locust]

its an enjoyable game it just isnt as good as the first imo

[zinc frigate]

?

What is bro talking about?

[glacial void]

Me when I hit em with the "Jordan Signature Shimmy"

[ruby zealot]

Slime Rancher 2: season 2 part 1 episode 3

[indigo hull]

you appear to have been squared

[thorn locust]

and i think the worst part is i cant pinpoint the exact reason why i think its worse

am i biased?

[ruby zealot]

Autumn546 (Hydro)³...

[indigo hull]

oh god now she's been cubed

[zinc frigate]

Hitting you with the square roots

And fractions

[ruby zealot]

i cast pi

[zinc frigate]

I cast immune to numbers

[indigo hull]

i cast letters

[ruby zealot]

Autumn546 (Hydro)3.14159265359...

[zinc frigate]

You don’t wanna know how deep I could go, I’m in calc 2 rn

[indigo hull]

oh damn

i cant even math that high

[zinc frigate]

You don’t wanna go man

[zinc frigate]

I wish I couldn’t

[ruby zealot]

i cast grahams number

[indigo hull]

well I didn't exactly ask to be a history geek

but here we are

[zinc frigate]

Casting thetas at you

[indigo hull]

snap back to Pythagoras Theorem

[zinc frigate]

I’m a nerd but my nerd stuff goes into other categories

Not stuff that most schools teach

[ruby zealot]

Autumn546 (Hydro)² + Autumn546 (Hydro)² = Autumn546 (Hydro)²

[indigo hull]

most of what i know also comes from outside school

[zinc frigate]

Like I know too much about making games and mods

[indigo hull]

hell a lot of it i dont remember being taught in school

[zinc frigate]

I mean American schools don’t teach much

[indigo hull]

this is true

its usually very watered down

[zinc frigate]

They’re too focused on hyping up America and not teaching us about taxes

[indigo hull]

and in terms of history, trying to cover up the past

which does fall into your first point

[zinc frigate]

That or just focusing on American history, using other things around the world as little precursors to America

[indigo hull]

fr

I had to take US history in HS

[zinc frigate]

I had a world history class but they didn’t really teach a ton

[indigo hull]

my teacher called the American Civil War the first modern war

[zinc frigate]

Dude my school taught all of that from elementary to college

[indigo hull]

i remember they taught us about ancient history when we were way too young to remember it

then it was just US history from Grade 6 forward

[ruby zealot]

damn i feel bad for y'all

[indigo hull]

well there is a takeaway i must make

I was required to take a world geography class in 9th grade

[ruby zealot]

that's not that bad i love geography

[zinc frigate]

I just love learning how badly our school system is doing

[ruby zealot]

is it me or is ethics actually cool

[zinc frigate]

I HATED the maps they made us do because my 8th grade teacher made me hate them

[zinc frigate]

I had an environmental ethics class in the fall and that one was fun

Tho I don’t think it was because the material I think it was because the professor made it fun

[indigo hull]

sometimes its a fun teacher that makes the class fun

[zinc frigate]

I’d take another ethics class just to have him again loved that class

[indigo hull]

my economics class was like that

[zinc frigate]

A good teacher can make a class
And a bad one can break a class

[indigo hull]

facts

[ruby zealot]

i dont wanna be an asshole but i had 3 history teachers but one of them was not a good teacher, the other was fun but isnt good at teaching too but the other one is fun and you actually learn something

[zinc frigate]

Word of advice for those going into college, look into those professor reviews sites and look into the classes you’re gonna take

[indigo hull]

thanks for the heads up

[zinc frigate]

Not all the reviews are accurate but when a professor is bad you’ll know

[ruby zealot]

honestly if im gonna finish college i dont know if im gonna get a ob or go to uni

[zinc frigate]

My first computer science 2 professor had a 1/5 on there and I could see why she was a bitch

[indigo hull]

I wanna see where majoring in history would get me

or if i take the Sam O'Nella route and make poorly drawn history cartoons

[ruby zealot]

History majors develop strong analytical, research, and communication skills, preparing them for careers in law, education, journalism, policy analysis, and, according to 10 Popular History Degree Jobs | Indeed.com, museum curation, archiving, or library science. They frequently work in government, publishing, business, and nonprofit sectors, utilizing their expertise to analyze complex information - google

[reef zealot]

Bwa

Wawawawawa

[zinc frigate]

I’m at a point of idk if I’m goin for the right degree or not but I’m doing what I can to find it

[reef zealot]

Arf wuff woof bark

[zinc frigate]

[reef zealot]

w<

hai autumnn :3

[indigo hull]

damn ok bro

[zinc frigate]

Yes I did fail the class because of her ngl. Doing a run back this semester and with a professor that’s not shit and suddenly I’m doing a lot better

[zinc frigate]

Hai tiff hru

[reef zealot]

Im alright :p wbuu

[ruby zealot]

glaggle as my lawyer

[indigo hull]

honestly the path of becoming a professor would be great

or museum curator

[zinc frigate]

Glad to hear you’re well. I am fine I guess just cannot lock in to save my life

[ruby zealot]

"your honor you weren't even there"

[indigo hull]

i couldn't be a lawyer

i'd deadass do some Saul Goodman shit

[ruby zealot]

not with that mindset

[zinc frigate]

This semester was honestly 2 classes I’ve done before and 3 run backs and hey I’m doing a lot better

I am not a good college student I’ve failed my fair share of classes sadly. However I’m less bad now so I can run it back and do better

[peak sentinel]

my 7th grade history class focused on ancient Greece and Rome and a bunch of other stuff outside US history

the stuff we did on Rome actually got me into history in the first place

[indigo hull]

all i remember from my 7th grade history class is learning about Monopolies

like Andrew Carnegie and John D. Rockefeller

[peak sentinel]

though before that I kinda had a gateway into it through my Titanic obsession as a kid

[indigo hull]

bro you had one too?

[peak sentinel]

yeah lmao

[indigo hull]

same fr

[ruby zealot]

wait did you both ever hear of fate

[indigo hull]

i knew that shit inside and out

[peak sentinel]

heard of it, never read/watched though

[zinc frigate]

I should probably come up with a plan for the classes I failed and how to go about taking them again, or if I need to. There’s one I have to but like that’s gotta be saved for the fall

Accelerated chemistry during the summer would leave me with a worse grade than I got originally

[reef zealot]

Both my gf’s parents are lawyers

[real python]

Yikes both

[reef zealot]

Its a lil scary cuz ive been around her dad a lot and if you’re ever in a debate with him he’ll run circles around ya and then explain exactly how and i’m still left like “whuh”

[indigo hull]

damn

[reef zealot]

I mean at least if i ever get in trouble i know who to call lol

[indigo hull]

yeah fr

[glossy linden]

Ghostbusters

[reef zealot]

True

[indigo hull]

Ghostbusters came out in 1984

George Orwell's "1984" is set in 1984

coincidence? i think not

[thorn locust]

ghost busters was so fucking cool back in the day man

well back in my day which was the 2010s prob

sucks that hollywood likes to milk the fuck out of it to make mediocre dog shit nowaydays

ughh dont even get me started on the video game, fucking MASTERPIECE

[patent grove]

Hey how is everybody

[thorn locust]

if u guys even remotely like ghost busters and havent played "Ghostbusters the video game" what the fuck are you doing, dude.

[olive void]

suka blyat

[thorn locust]

it has all the og cast, the gameplay is pretty fun, story is great, like dude it has everything that makes a good ghost busters game

one of my favorite games of all time

[zinc frigate]

Or it is since I don’t think Orwell could fathom a ghost buster

[thorn locust]

dude he literally fucking couldnt lmaoo

idk why that made me laugh as hard as it did

[indigo hull]

it is kinda funny

[real python]

Yo which mods are alive I got a scammer to report