general

[coral token]

but i am the mod so

i have the upper hand

[indigo hull]

And you aren’t wrong either

[coral token]

muahaha :3

[maiden hatch]

You are not Obi-Wan bro

[coral token]

technically i can be

[fierce ore]

But there's more of us 😭

[coral token]

with my ban lazer

[fierce ore]

People! Please, come say 4/30!

[indigo hull]

Is it a feature of the banhammer?

[coral token]

i have banned hundreds, 4 or 5 won't do a scratch

[fierce ore]

Before we get ban lazer radiation.

[humble isle]

26/4/30

[coral token]

30/26/04

[indigo hull]

The true answer

It should be year, day, month fr

[fierce ore]

43026/

[humble isle]

I’m dumb I can’t count

It should be year, month, day.

[indigo hull]

Ah

[fierce ore]

Yes.

[humble isle]

Like every other unit of measurement, big number go first

[indigo hull]

Even better

Fr

[fierce ore]

I want to take that kitty so bad!

[maiden hatch]

Man I kinda want Chinese food rn

[drifting drum]

Dead chat

[zenith charm]

Damn, my favorite type of food

[wintry leaf]

Why

[maiden hatch]

I dunno

It's almost lunch time

[wintry leaf]

Chinese food wont fullfill your Hunger

[fierce ore]

Made in China.

XD

[ruby zealot]

Cos more like... Cassette tape gottem

[ruby zealot]

Hi dia

[humble isle]

:3

[indigo hull]

remember, one of Patrick Star's ancestors is literally Paul Revere

[clear fulcrum]

Hi guys

[indigo hull]

although I will add that it wasn't just him who made the ride that night

history forgets about William Dawes and Samuel Prescott

[clear fulcrum]

GLAGGLEMAN OF GLAGGLELAND

[undone cypress]

yeah

[indigo hull]

of the three of them only Prescott made it all the way to Concord

[tidal ravine]

can someone share the meme from the last ylyl at 23:34 by moonpoweredrabbit?

[young widget]

homer drops his donut doh

[brisk shard]

well no wonder, because concord got shut down

badum tss

[indigo hull]

i see what you did there

[loud tulip]

hi guys

[prime canopy]

How the HELL does 20bet have enough money to keep pumping new different ads every other day

I know they’re ai generated but still it costs money to advertise

[indigo hull]

money laundering

wait no im wrong

embezzlement

idk they gotta be getting that money illegally

[brisk shard]

or theyre bought out by like saudi maybe

[indigo hull]

also true

[indigo imp]

my mold for a pinecone is curing I'm gonna try making a pewter pinecone

[prime canopy]

Know that in my province, private gambling is illegal, all casinos are government owned

[brisk shard]

oh its a gambling site?

[indigo hull]

state sponsored gambling? count me in /j

[brisk shard]

well then its obvious how they make their money, scamming and laundering

[prime canopy]

Ai generated casino

[indigo imp]

god sometimes i wish i didn't have morals

[brisk shard]

ai generated casino sounds so goofy

[indigo hull]

imagine one of those in Vegas

[prime canopy]

It’s just so cringe, the world is so cringe, designed by idiots

[brisk shard]

i designed the world lowkey

[indigo imp]

turns out the dirt in some areas near vegas is high in asbestos

[brisk shard]

wait

[indigo hull]

I design worlds as a hobby

[brisk shard]

i fucked up my pun, nevermind

[indigo hull]

i love THE MULTIVERSE

[brisk shard]

i am the world's designer

so dont pander with me

(reference to the song Panda by Desiigner)

[indigo hull]

Oppenheimer was the world's destroyer

[indigo imp]

nah he deleted two cities

oil companies and asbestos companies are still racking up kills and they started first

[indigo hull]

ehhh

our nuclear tests in the Pacific are still having consequences on the native peoples over there

[loud tulip]

I love invincible's multiverse. Is your au not accurate to the source material?? worry not, uhh

idk i just want ma img perms already🥹

[indigo hull]

i mean the multiverse in real terms

the idea there are many versions of the same universe each with something slightly different about it

[loud tulip]

mhm, really interesting

[compact sky]

hello master of puppets

[reef zealot]

[indigo hull]

[indigo imp]

and asbestos is still killing 10k Americans a year cos it never went away. not to mention the fact a bunch of Asian countries are using tons of it right now

[finite cedar]

Thinking about adding life to my megaplanet

Guys should i add life to my megaplanet

[indigo hull]

i would keep track on how you let it evolve

[finite cedar]

Bringing back old Bub stims

[upbeat breach]

Chat
New sticker !

[finite cedar]

One of us

[indigo hull]

finally the Hevea goob

[humble isle]

[bleak warren]

awawa

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[woven flicker]

And biting you

[bleak warren]

for why

[woven flicker]

And you as well

[woven flicker]

🦖🫳🍍🥝🍏🥑

[bleak warren]

[stark onyx]

Dinosaur fruit salad?

[woven flicker]

Yes

[unreal kiln]

retroh00per vs. Klay Thompson situation might be TikTok hof

[indigo hull]

who what why and whermst

[unreal kiln]

Do u want the whole situation

Cuz it's insane

[indigo hull]

nah

[indigo hull]

one internet rabbit hole is enough for me

[languid grove]

Whatcha looking at jellybean…

That reminds me, I miss Bean

Oh, I think I’m blocked or she has deleted her account

[coral token]

deleted

[languid grove]

Awh damnit, I wanted to message her and tell her I miss her

[thin prairie]

True

[stark onyx]

Aw, why?

[languid grove]

I hope she’s doing okay and has found peace away from discord

[thin prairie]

Same

[stark onyx]

Ah

[coral token]

dk, probably wanted to get away from social media

[languid grove]

Personal stuff

[thin prairie]

Valid for bean tbh

[humble isle]

I hope to achieve similar peace.

[stark onyx]

Internet can be a little exhausting at times

[languid grove]

That’s true

[humble isle]

Rika Rika bleh

[languid grove]

Lacey

[thin prairie]

Rika rika rika rika

All 4 of you

All 4 sides of the 1 braincell

[lusty gorge]

ILL KILL EVERYONE HERE RN ISTG

[thin prairie]

shh

[lusty gorge]

Stupid ass cow meat sandwich

[thin prairie]

Shush

[indigo imp]

[unreal kiln]

Cow meat more like beef

[indigo hull]

But it’s International Jazz Day

[indigo imp]

mm i love to devour discs of ground bovine flesh

[indigo hull]

🎷

[unreal kiln]

Happy day to the third best genre ever

[lusty gorge]

You right

[pliant flame]

So sad it isn't ambient techno or electronic acid

But jazz is still good

[unreal kiln]

Jazz punk is one of my fav genres

[stark onyx]

Why

[lusty gorge]

Cheese onion

[stark onyx]

Ok

I'd try it tbh

[lusty gorge]

Cheese dipped onion ring

[lusty walrus]

That doesn't sound too bad. . .

[indigo imp]

i love onion. i eat em raw

[lusty gorge]

Are you fucking Stanley Yelnats from holes?

Just straight up shreking that shit?

[mossy prairie]

Cheese rings with onion

[indigo imp]

nah i just like the strong flavor

[mystic oxide]

do you happen to hate christmas?

[indigo hull]

It's Michael Waltrip's birthday today

[mystic oxide]

its also my friends birthday

[indigo imp]

eh its not my favorite but mostly cos mariah carey is proof that a god exists and he wants us all to suffer for his amusement

[mystic oxide]

at least your heart aint three sizes too small

[indigo imp]

i have too many other chronic illnessses to survive that one lol

[mystic oxide]

:(

fr?

[indigo imp]

welp its time for my daily shot of vinegar(and no I'm also not joking, none of this is a bit)

[mystic oxide]

damn bro gl

[indigo imp]

yeah my genetics are shit but whatever, nothing i can do about it so no reason to cry

[mystic oxide]

man ts was all supposed to be a joke now I feel sad and concerned abt someone idek😭

[indigo imp]

don't feel bad about me there's things like corporations who need to be hated more. spend your energy on that instead. or maybe on making a sandwich.

sandwiches are good.

[mystic oxide]

they are. and there are.

[dry stump]

Hey there, anyone like croissants

How’s it going btw

[indigo imp]

i got some pepperjack and some deli meats for a glorious sandwich

i don't think ive had a croissant in a decade. probably because they don't translate well to gluten free and i have severe celiac. but i hear they're good.

[dry stump]

You eat bread though right? 👀

[dry stump]

Pepper Jack is actually one of my favorite cheeses and dude, I’d make a killer sandwich too

[indigo imp]

there's some pretty good gluten free bread. mostly if you make it yourself. otherwise its just topping carrier, but i generally prefer topping heavy sandwiches anyways.

i still want to try this old 1700s recipe for pea bread but ive been lazy

[dry stump]

Hey, whatever bread works for you that’s fine, I love all bread

I see the bread emoji was ruined, gosh this is why we can’t have nice things

[dry stump]

Oh, could I see what it looks like?

[indigo imp]

its just one of those chunky flatbreads

visually

[dry stump]

Any dated recipe honestly, it’s interesting to see what people ate back then

[indigo imp]

old recipes don't have photos and i haven't made it yet so there are no pictures of this lol

[dry stump]

Maybe a YouTuber made it before?

I saw like one guy making some sailor biscuits

[indigo imp]

that might be where i saw it first but idk

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[dry stump]

Boop

[indigo imp]

beedly bop

[dry stump]

My gosh, the dang clankers took over lol

We are absolutely screwed

[indigo imp]

*looks at the OHai tag you have *

[dry stump]

You caught me, unfortunately

[indigo hull]

it is a very good day

[indigo imp]

lonely ass

[indigo hull]

MoistCr1TiKal just uploaded a video of him shooting homemade flintlocks

[coral token]

yikes!

[indigo imp]

yoooo handmade shit is cool

[indigo hull]

and you can do it completely legally in the US too

depending on state laws in your area

[narrow atlas]

He lives in Florida I believe

[indigo hull]

then there shouldn't be a problem

[indigo imp]

some laws deserve to be broken anyways

[indigo hull]

Florida is like one of seven Redneck paradises in the US

[narrow atlas]

Ehhh it does have some surprising laws every now, and then

[indigo hull]

also true

[ruby zealot]

fuck you Oregon i do wanna fish with canned corn

[indigo hull]

but every state does have it's fair share of weird laws

[narrow atlas]

It’s more of a rich old persons heaven if you ask me

[ruby zealot]

"Alabama: Carrying an ice cream cone in your back pocket is illegal." WHAT

[narrow atlas]

Its where we send all our old people to die

[ruby zealot]

"New Hampshire: You cannot tap your feet or nod your head to music in a tavern or cafe."

[narrow atlas]

It does also have the consequence of the old people making shit worse cause old people are the ones that tend to make our rules

Especially the horrible rules

[ruby zealot]

"Pillow Fights: A pillow fight can be considered "assault" (körperliche Verletzung) under strict interpretation of the law." what the fuck germany

[indigo hull]

California: A Frog that dies in a frog jumping competition cannot legally be eaten

[ruby zealot]

Delaware: Pretending to sleep on a boardwalk bench is prohibited in Rehoboth Beach.

[wintry temple]

Im a big fan of finding odd laws

[indigo hull]

oh I will actually give you a fun fact about Delaware

[wintry temple]

Keep these coming…

[ruby zealot]

Kentucky: A woman cannot marry the same man more than three times.

[indigo hull]

despite being the second smallest state in the union it played a KEY role in the American Civil War

[ruby zealot]

Arkansas: Beeping a car horn after 9 p.m. at a sandwich shop is illegal. LMAO BRO WHAT

[dry stump]

I’ve done some shameful things, was at such a low point

[indigo hull]

as one of the largest gunpowder factories in the US was located there

[indigo imp]

i found out yesterday that as recently as 2017 as asbestos was fully legal

[coral token]

was?

[wintry temple]

can u imagine being in a parking lot, honking the horn to scare ur friend or smth, and then an officer rolls up to ur car window

[indigo hull]

it was back when firearms still largely used gunpowder

nowadays we mostly use smokeless powder

DuPont owned it

[coral token]

no no, that 'was'' wasn't for you

[indigo hull]

ah my bad thales

[ruby zealot]

glaggle.

"Drunk in Charge of Cattle (Licensing Act 1872): You cannot manage cattle, horses, or steam engines while intoxicated." england law

[indigo imp]

pewter stopped having lead in the mid 1900s. but we use zamak for low liquidus industrial casting manufacturing these days

[indigo imp]

awww he is wet dry him off

[urban valve]

Blehhh

We’re on the Cold War

[indigo imp]

my toes are cold (war)

[indigo hull]

also Kentucky: one may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once

[indigo hull]

okay lets get the elephant out of rome

who the fuck goes around dyeing ducklings?

[indigo imp]

another daft law: women needed their husbands permission to open a credit card up until the 70s

[languid grove]

You asked for it

[wintry temple]

NOOO NOOO HES BEING BURNED ALIVE

[indigo imp]

they're selling them for the easter season is my guess

actually, y'know what's fucked up
kids round here will buy their crush a chick or duckling as a way to ask em to prom and just not consider the ramifications. some of them get dumped in parks all alone

*the birds get dumped

[indigo imp]

very warm

toasty even

[indigo hull]

Pennsylvania: It's illegal for a fortune teller to predict your future

this is one hundred percent true

the legal code of Pennsylvania has a whole elaborate list on what fortune tellers cannot do

[indigo imp]

prolly not enforced tho

[indigo hull]

idk i've never been there

[indigo imp]

most ghost hunting content is illegal cos its using something fraudulent to earn money, and the big tv shows or yt channels provably just make stuff up, but its never prosecuted

[indigo hull]

okay but here's a fun one

[indigo imp]

for example the Winchester house. all of the supernatural stuff is entirely made up by a local newspaper.

[indigo hull]

in Vermont, it is in state law that women need written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth

while it is not enforced, nothing has been done to override it

[indigo imp]

lmfao what

that one is just funny

[woven flicker]

Rib

[indigo imp]

prolly some sort of relic from like, one lawmaker who absolutely hated his wife and found a way to get legal revenge

[urban valve]

Hm

[indigo hull]

no clue

its also illegal in Missouri to wrestle a bear

[woven flicker]

How are you

[urban valve]

Meh

[woven flicker]

Bleh

[indigo imp]

did you know that people used communism to mean "thing I dont like" for almost a century now? when popcorn was first introduced in theatres, one town had a controversy where some people tried to ban it and somebody just called those people communist in the newspaper. like sure banning popcorn is silly but wtf lol

[indigo imp]

cos why not

its not like you'd survive it

[urban valve]

Eeww

[indigo hull]

you will be happy to know its %100 illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in the state of Arkansas

[woven flicker]

Back up

Poking you

[indigo imp]

air-cane-sus

[indigo hull]

now i will add onto that

it only applies to oral proceedings in the state government and does not have any legal repercussions at all

its mostly there to avoid confusion with Kansas

[indigo imp]

oh lol its a standardization tool

fair enough

man i should rewatch that huggbees weird laws vid

[narrow atlas]

I just remembered to check if Gachiakuta got any new chapters, and apparently I’ve been behind for 2 months

[indigo hull]

lmao you caught me

thats exactly where I was getting some of those laws

[narrow atlas]

The last 3 chapters were so damn good

[stone saddle]

AR-Kansas

[coral token]

who is kansas

[twin lake]

[indigo hull]

even more ironic there are maps from around 1820 that spell Arkansas as either "Arkansa" or "Arkansaw"

[indigo imp]

[indigo imp]

step one: people make up word
step two: they spell word, badly
step three: the mfin french show up and spell it even worse and then make it official

[indigo hull]

even Congress is guilty of it

when the territory was separated from the Missouri Territory in 1819 it was incorporated as the Territory of Arkansaw

and of course later in 1836 it was admitted to the union as the State of Arkansas

you are correct it does come from French

[indigo imp]

goddamn french spelling things wrong every time

spell things wrong, kill anyone with power, eat baguettes. the three pillars of french society

[indigo hull]

im surprised we haven't had another French Revolution yet

[olive flicker]

I can pass the message

[indigo hull]

they seem to do that quite a bit

[indigo imp]

apparently they have mini revolts involving lots of arson several times a year

[languid grove]

She deleted her account gurl

[olive flicker]

Shes doing good though. Discord just been tweaking her out with other things

[olive flicker]

No she didnt

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

Yes she did?

[olive flicker]

I literally talk to her?

[languid grove]

Unless me AND Thales have been blocked

[olive flicker]

I messaged her yesterday

[olive flicker]

✅️

[languid grove]

WHY

[coral token]

i don't think blocking makes the profile disappear

[languid grove]

It makes the bio disappear but usually you can still see their banner and decor

[olive flicker]

I dont know why exactly, but its genuinely nothing personal

[coral token]

i can react to her messages, so i am not blocked

and yes i think that still works if they left

[languid grove]

It’s kinda hard to not feel a bit hurt by it though, she could of just unfriended me

[indigo imp]

i don't know the context but i know ive had mental breakdowns where i just blocked everyone i knew before

[silk pecan]

Hey people, I can't believe it,
We are here, the month of may is near.
Someone's birthday is coming.

[indigo hull]

actually as of today im making Birthdays illegal

[indigo imp]

ok

[ruby zealot]

This is true

[olive flicker]

Its more so she doesnt want to be reached out to unless they're a select few. She only truly trusts a select few because of special relationships shes built. I get why you would feel like that but genuinely try not to take it to heart

[indigo imp]

much less to remember

[coral token]

well i had a pretty good relationship with her out of the server

but i ain't offended,i don't think i was blocked

[thin prairie]

Demonnnn

[olive flicker]

She has 2 other people still friended that I do

[olive flicker]

[thin prairie]

Let's game!

[coral token]

odd

well, if i was, oh well, world keeps rollin'

[indigo hull]

Until it stops

[olive flicker]

Idk I cant exactly share what makes it so different

[olive flicker]

I only have like 30 - 40 mins but sure

[thin prairie]

ARRRRGHHHH

[coral token]

right, oh well! gas prices, am i right

[ruby zealot]

Did you know full grown elephants can eat about 495 pounds of food per day

[indigo hull]

ehhh

Tarrare could probably do that

[languid grove]

Alrighty, that does make sense

[indigo imp]

they hungy

[languid grove]

Can you pass on the message for me though

[coral token]

say hello from me lol

[ruby zealot]

[olive flicker]

✅️

[ruby zealot]

I hate how I know who you mean

[olive flicker]

✅️

[indigo imp]

would require some dense food but maybe

[thin prairie]

Tell bean butt burger said 🍔

[indigo hull]

nah nah my guy could eat a fourth of a cow carcass in one sitting

and not waste any bit of it

[late kayak]

Is no one else bothered jimmy didnt match pose with thr remake meme?

[indigo imp]

assuming that's true thats only like 300 lbs max

(i think a nonzero amount of tarrares lore is made up but i choose to believe it anyways)

[indigo hull]

most cows in France at the time were anywhere between 600 to 800 ibs

[indigo imp]

also apparently cows have been getting rapidly larger in size in the last century alone. so its fully possible that a quarter of a cow

damn yeah you found the info faster

[indigo hull]

this goes for beef cows that is

[indigo imp]

so tarrare would have only eaten up to 200lbs at once in that case

which is under half that elephant estimate

[indigo hull]

But that’s in one sitting

And at age 10

[indigo imp]

idk what kind of acid could eat thru that in less than a day and not eat him

[indigo hull]

allegedly anything he ate his body immediately burned up

he only ever lingered around 100ibs

[indigo imp]

that's such a strong acid that his guts would not have survived. it would eat thru the stomach lining immediately

[indigo hull]

no i mean like his metabolism

he was described as hot to the touch and always sweating

[languid grove]

My dog is so upset because I blew air into his face

[indigo imp]

the metabolism is believable, the ability to process an entire quarter of a cow in less than 24 hours would require a stomach acid so strong that i don't think there's a biologically possible way to create a protective stomach lining to defend against it

[indigo hull]

i've beat up wind chimes over the fucking wind

[indigo imp]

either that or he literally wasn't digesting things

[indigo hull]

i can see where he's coming from

[narrow atlas]

Subnautica just dropped a cinematic giving a sneak peak at a potential leviathan

[hollow nest]

Does anyone know a way to buy multiple shards at once?

[narrow atlas]

It was like this giant beak rose from below, and there was a bunch of eyes on the inside

[lethal sierra]

Money

[narrow atlas]

Reminds me of the Bobbitt worm, but more mollusk like

[ruby zealot]

meanie

[lethal sierra]

The dog should twirl around like a helicopter causing a tornado to out-wind you

Homer drops his donut, doh

[faint tendon]

As a man I want simple gifts and I mean simple give me some fucking shapes

A tungsten cube or like a really smooth stone sphere would genuinely bring me joy

[lethal sierra]

I'm giving you a trapezoid

Also a rhombus should be good too

[ruby zealot]

hi scall

[proper crest]

Puppet
Hallo

[coral token]

waaaasaaaa

[proper crest]

Thales
Hallo

[ruby zealot]

hi geeses

[proper crest]

How are you

[ruby zealot]

good wbu

[brisk shard]

ter

[coral token]

wasater?

[proper crest]

Good
Apparently we have a partner now
So very good

[ruby zealot]

the Kit to the sune

[ruby zealot]

another? congrats

[olive flicker]

She says hello

[proper crest]

Buh
We decided to ditch the others a while ago actually cause we needed to study they understood
We just have one now

[coral token]

passing gas

[olive flicker]

And hello to thales

[coral token]

niko niko niii

[lethal sierra]

Aaaaaaa

[brisk shard]

hi

[lethal sierra]

Gotta get the kit soon eh?

[indigo hull]

oh god England and Scotland are gonna unite tomorrow

forming the Kingdom of Great Britain

[brisk shard]

indeed

[indigo hull]

other events tomorrow
Haymarket Affair in 1886
Battle of Manila Bay in 1898
Lusitania departs on her final voyage in 1915

[lethal sierra]

Is bean doing good?

[olive flicker]

✔️

[coral token]

i want a new monster

it sucks they always put the same ones on the shelves

[real python]

Come to the blox

[olive flicker]

Literally had to ditch the blox because I have therapy

[real python]

I am your therapy

Come play Afghanistan Fredbear

[olive flicker]

❌️

[coral token]

what

[lusty gorge]

I beg your finest pardon?

[real python]

It's a roblox game where you have to survive The Faz in Afghanistan

[coral token]

interesting...

[indigo hull]

hey don't diss

we also deployed the Faz in Vietnam too

[real python]

You're armed with an AR15 and a dream

[olive flicker]

You're armed with a flashlight

Stop lying

[real python]

You didn't find the AR15?

[olive flicker]

No 💀

[real python]

It's in the sand tower

Towards the centre of the map

[thin prairie]

[tired temple]

yeah roblox has a lot of stuff like that

[indigo hull]

the category of games i like to call stupid but still funny

[oak ibex]

I got my cast off of my leg today 😁

[urban valve]

Grrr

[lime schooner]

👋 hello

[urban valve]

Yo gurt

Tough crowd

[coral token]

booooo

[real python]

🍅

[chrome torrent]

[tired temple]

thank you Frontier for waiting until the LAST day of APRIL to announce that there will be no free DLC for APRIL

[daring halo]

predicted the past

[coral token]

@supple kelp

[prime canopy]

What do you MEAN that Starbucks’ main demographic is CHILDREN now ???

[coral token]

define children

[prime canopy]

Like actual 5~13 year olds

Like I understand starting coffee at like 14

[ruby zealot]

but 5?

[coral token]

well i just checked the spotify sales data and

ages 12 to 17 only make 2% of their sales

[prime canopy]

But like… shouldn’t the parents do something against that ?

[ruby zealot]

true caffeine is like not good for kids at all

[coral token]

starbucks sells a lot of things parents buy for their kids

like cakepops

smoothies

they also sell those ''babyccinos''

which have no caffeine

[prime canopy]

-w-

[coral token]

well they sell both with and without caffeine i should say

[prime canopy]

brand loyalty at toddler years

[coral token]

starbucks's biggest sales come from 18 to 24yo

about 40% of their sales

[prime canopy]

Bleh :p

[coral token]

blah

[dense yarrow]

Do you know what day it is today

April...30th?

[prime canopy]

April 30th

[coral token]

it's uh thursday

[bleak warren]

it's gonna be may

[indigo hull]

its Michael Waltrip's birthday today

[prime canopy]

My brand loyalty goes to WATER

[bleak warren]

boogity boogity

no wait that's Darrell

[indigo hull]

the better Waltrip

and the career stats prove it

not to mention how disastrous his racing team was cough spingate cough

[prime canopy]

One month and 9 days until my birthday

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[indigo hull]

do you also have a june birthday?

[prime canopy]

Yes

[indigo hull]

same omg

[prime canopy]

[prime canopy]

Peak

[dense yarrow]

YOU

[dreamy knoll]

go to bed

[dense yarrow]

Cant

Have work in like uhhh

[indigo hull]

having a birthday in pride month is peak fr

[dense yarrow]

2 hours?

[dreamy knoll]

go to bed after

[dense yarrow]

That's the plan

[prime canopy]

True !!

[dreamy knoll]

u missing out

[prime canopy]

On what ????

[dry stump]

What the wheat bread

[real python]

On foenem

[prime canopy]

The hell is foenem ?

[indigo hull]

okay so im probably gonna sound stupid as fuck

but how the hell does the birthday role actually work?

[chrome torrent]

Yro'ue mother

[prime canopy]

So you input your birthday… and when it’s your birthday, it gives you the birthday color

[languid grove]

It’s the full moon today

[indigo hull]

ah so you do it when you buy the role?

[prime canopy]

Yes

[indigo hull]

makes sense thanks

[prime canopy]

Yw

[indigo hull]

why yes huggbees i will watch a nearly hour long video about KFC licensed crossover comics

[crisp hornet]

GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF MY FACE GODDAMNIT

NEUMAN-O'S?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

i could keep going

[indigo hull]

This is a Rinsing Machine

not a Filling Machine

[crisp hornet]

PETER YOUR HOLDING THE SPRINKLES FOR TOO LONG YOU GOING BACK TO THE BUBBLEGUM MINES

[vast hawk]

Ding ding

[humble isle]

Let out the wolf.

[crisp hornet]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[indigo hull]

Leedleleedleleedlee

[peak sentinel]

The shape is put into a shape press where it is pressed into a pressed shape

[crisp hornet]

DAIYAIYAIYAIYAI

i dunno how to type spongebobs laugh right

[indigo hull]

we we're on the subject of weird laws from around the US and i kept bringing up his video on it

earlier that is

[peak sentinel]

isnt there a state where its illegal to put a donkey or something in a bathtub

[indigo hull]

it was a horse

and i think it was one of the laws that wasn't true

[peak sentinel]

witchcraft is still illegal in my state iirc

[indigo hull]

it also made me bring up a very funny point about Arkansas

not even Congress knew how to spell it

when the Arkansas territory was incorporated it was officially the 'Territory of Arkansaw'

and some maps from the time spell it as 'Arkansa'

[peak sentinel]

nevermind, its a law against fortune tellers basically

[indigo hull]

oh yeah Pennsylvania

that one kinda shocked me tbh

[languid grove]

AWOOOOO

[calm pulsar]

Arizona but it's a myth

[languid grove]

[woven flicker]

maroon 5 animals starts playing

[peak sentinel]

I have a love-hate relationship with my state

[woven flicker]

I have a hate relationship with Illinois

There’s no love at all for my state from me

[indigo hull]

I can't be mad at my state

at the end of the day at least it's not California

[peak sentinel]

we have Hersheypark, the PA Renfair (which ive only been to once so far but it was fucking incredible), and we have some cool museums
on the other hand, my parents are here

[indigo hull]

damn

even better is where i live i can take a short walk and be in the other Virginia

[dreamy knoll]

no more cookies

[prime canopy]

NAAAUUURRRRR

[dreamy knoll]

and your missing out on robots (bigweld)

[prime canopy]

Oh yea, the movie that’s literally about the current US

[dreamy knoll]

mhm

[indigo hull]

okay but imagine Bender in that movie

how would that go down?

[languid grove]

I forget the cursed stuff that can be posted in the food channel

[unreal kiln]

Who tryna go to the living tombstone concert

[crisp hornet]

he totally wouldve done it with the robot girls mom

that feels like a thing bender would do

[indigo hull]

fr

also scientifically speaking all of the robots in Futurama are running on some sort of internal combustion engine

[zinc frigate]

Help I think the dentist forgot me again

[indigo hull]

considering their powered by alcohol

[crisp hornet]

i need to finish futurerama

[lime schooner]

Helo

[crisp hornet]

hai

[lime schooner]

Trying to get rich enough to post art :)

[urban valve]

Pimage erms

[lime schooner]

I kinda lurk so I’m a lil poor, my ‘dingus wallet’ is feeling light.

[crisp hornet]

"I love kids Charlie" -Pim

[lime schooner]

Oml

[indigo hull]

OH I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN ON ME-

[lime schooner]

I should draw a pim inspired angel

[crisp hornet]

"Face paint gets people in trouble the most out of any costume man" -Charlie

[indigo hull]

that poor demon from the forest would know

[crisp hornet]

I speak fluent Glep

[lime schooner]

He kinda always looked like beef jerky, buddy had it comin

[thin prairie]

[indigo hull]

according to Markiplier beef jerky is jerked beef

[lime schooner]

Oh yeah

And Markiplier is always right

[crisp hornet]

what sould i do with my hands Mark?

[lime schooner]

Lmao

Polish your shoes

[crisp hornet]

My best friends obsessed with that clip

[indigo hull]

you should duel Alexander Hamilton

[lime schooner]

Invincible edits for some reason 😭

Just mark violently “polishing his shoes”

[crisp hornet]

One of my friends unironicly watches them and he still clowns on me for liking tadc 😭

[lime schooner]

Oml

TADC is gas, the fandom is- scary sometimes though.

[crisp hornet]

i only interact with the 20% of the fandom that isnt a bunch of chuds

[lime schooner]

I only interact with my friends who like it, otherwise just no.

[indigo hull]

i feel bad for fandoms like that one

for both the creators and the fans that aren't chuds

[lime schooner]

Yeah 💔

[lime schooner]

Btw I love your user name lols

[oblique thunder]

haven't been here in a while

[crisp hornet]

fr bro all of the fandoms i find ALWAYS end up being the worst

exept for isaac (lets just ignore the steam community page art)

[amber belfry]

Hello

[crisp hornet]

hello

[lime schooner]

What’s the steam community page art 😢

[proper gyro]

someone mpreg react jimmys annoucnement rn

[lime schooner]

Bet

[indigo hull]

well i mean Edmund McMillen did gloat about getting art from Chris Chan soooooo.....

you be the judge of that one

[crisp hornet]

that one scene of ted on the laptop

[chrome torrent]

What a terrible day to have eyes

[crisp hornet]

he got art from THE Christain Weston Chandler?!

[indigo hull]

yeah

for both Isaac and Mewgenics

[crisp hornet]

Isaac is canon to chritory omfg

[lime schooner]

Oh

[indigo hull]

yeah he did some trading card thing right before the Incident

[crisp hornet]

PETA also gave Edmund an award for mewgenics

[indigo hull]

oh yeah i saw that lmao

[crisp hornet]

o four souls?

[dusty shale]

What’s going on my dudes?

[lime schooner]

WHAT that’s a game abt dead baby’s am I wrong?!

The binding of Isaac 😭

[crisp hornet]

isaac? kinda

[crisp hornet]

its peak bro trust

[indigo hull]

yeah

[lime schooner]

Well that’s like a gross oversimplification

[crisp hornet]

ive sank like 200+ hours into the game

[lime schooner]

Oh I want it

[novel sorrel]

Asap rocky

[zinc frigate]

Laying on my beds never been so nice (it has but like)

[tawny summit]

futt bart

[lime schooner]

Also ‘yen - by slip knot” just hit my playlist.

Peak

[tawny summit]

wait i need to make a beat for jim really quick b4 he forgets i exist

[lime schooner]

Cook that up Alvin

[tawny summit]

i cant superchat anything im poor

💔

[dim whale]

How do I get whitelisted

[coral token]

read #ylyl-rules❗ .

[dim whale]

Ok

[light laurel]

wait guys for the live do i have to pay for my vid on there because i uploaded to the dc and got acepted?

[tawny summit]

didnt jimmy just read your chat 😭

[lime schooner]

I need to know what Alvin’s producer tag is.

[proper gyro]

thank you

[tawny summit]

it changes in every video i make but its usually something like "hey jimmy i made this beat for you"

[lime schooner]

Fair

[tawny summit]

ive submitted a few videos to him thats just bullshit in fl studio

[lime schooner]

Peak

[coral token]

discord is free, and is not guaranteed to appear.

mediashare is during stream and is guaranteed to appear

[light laurel]

ok i get it

[tawny summit]

hi thales

[lime schooner]

👀

[thin prairie]

Buh

[urban valve]

I had to give a kidney to get my submission perms. You wouldn’t understand.

[coral token]

thanks it was tasty

[indigo hull]

see you donate a kidney and you're a hero

you donate 76,000,000 and its a prison sentence

[urban valve]

Probably full of parasites

[autumn kraken]

Bro thinks he's spitting rotom heat when he's lowkey rotom washed

[indigo hull]

idk what im spitting

i just say words

[tawny summit]

@coral token if i submit multiple submissions and jimmy just so happens to laugh at both of them will i get more money

or is that unfair

[coral token]

yes you will

[tawny summit]

sweet

[urban valve]

Probably stones in there too

Sorry sonion

[coral token]

crunchy

[autumn kraken]

I love rocks

[urban valve]

What a nice thing to imagine

[weak jungle]

Yo I have a question

Anybody here got a good rap album i can listen too?

[lime schooner]

I just wana show ppl my drawings, I’m running out of things to say :(

[lime schooner]

That one about the Eminem and the mirror trust.

[tawny summit]

whats your guys favorite koolaid kind
the stuff you put in water, the koolaid jammers or the koolaid bursts

[autumn kraken]

Dual Core's Next Level album

[tawny summit]

the bursts are good but theyre messy

[weak jungle]

Jammers

Easily

[tawny summit]

fair

[mossy tendon]

[gritty temple]

Pat pat

[lime schooner]

Did I just get patted.?

👁️👄👁️

[vast hawk]

@tawny summit

[indigo hull]

holy shit the spontoon in G&B is lwk goated

[tawny summit]

yep whats up

[vast hawk]

I want to eliminate you

[tawny summit]

ok wtf

[ripe wharf]

“So I took my clothes off” jimmyhere on the stream

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

hi archie

[woven flicker]

Drop kicking you

[gritty temple]

haloe

[uncut pollen]

doesjimmy have a gf?

[ruby zealot]

he has a partner yes

[ruby zealot]

AHHHH

[verbal anchor]

Yippee

[woven flicker]

You too

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[ruby zealot]

thank you omar

[storm whale]

[dreamy knoll]

you

[verbal anchor]

Me

[pseudo flower]

chicken

[storm whale]

no

[ruby comet]

Hello

[storm whale]

Flamingo

[dreamy knoll]

U missed out on robots

[verbal anchor]

Ik

[verbal anchor]

Holy shit

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[verbal anchor]

You!

[buoyant agate]

Yes, it’s me hello :3

[dreamy knoll]

Tbf ive spend far too long screaming in timezones

[ruby comet]

check out my bars

wait is there a stream goin on

[coral token]

yes.

[ruby comet]

am i late

[coral token]

it's literally goin on

[ruby comet]

am i late 😭

[indigo hull]

no

[ruby comet]

ok phew

only an hour in

how long do streams usually go on

[gritty temple]

Usually around 12 hours

[ruby comet]

...

what

[indigo hull]

i couldn't imagine streaming for more than two

[ruby comet]

dude has NO life tf

[gritty temple]

I lied I’m a liar

[ruby zealot]

glaggle history document channel on tv when?

[gritty temple]

muehehehehe

[ruby comet]

how do i submit

[dreamy knoll]

well its his job

[indigo hull]

well we have drunk history

where the hell is stoned history?

[ruby comet]

sorry excuse for one*

[ruby zealot]

there is where you come in

[indigo hull]

exactly

[ruby comet]

how do i submit videos

[vital halo]

I don't have twitch so I don't think I can watch the stream unless I'm like stupid and he streams somewhere besides of twitch

[indigo hull]

#ylyl-rules❗

[elfin furnace]

I NEED IMAGE PERMS

IM SO CLOSE

[indigo hull]

he has a vod channel on YT iirc

[vital halo]

Ykw me too bru I lowk won an art show and I was gonna post it then like I forgot I didn't have image perms

[ruby comet]

got it

[vital halo]

OHHH ok THANK YOUUU SO MUCH MAN

[ruby comet]

so now i go to memes and submit?

[karmic shell]

bart

[elfin furnace]

gottta get those coins

[indigo hull]

for memes? no thats #roles

[vital halo]

I'm gonna scream and sob like a fat chud now/J

[ruby comet]

i mean videos-

[indigo hull]

now you've got me confused

do you mean vids for the ylyl or #memes

[ruby comet]

for the ylyl

[indigo imp]

noooooo guys my pinecone mold didn't work! i overestimated a silicone mold's capabilities

[ruby zealot]

jimmy kinda makes bank he makes $143 per stream so $5,000 per month on streams alone and I can't forget youtube where he makes like $3,500–$4,800 per month

[indigo hull]

oh then regard my first statement

[vital halo]

I keep reading glaggleman as giggleman I Hate this

[ruby zealot]

or im very wrong

[indigo imp]

he is a very big creator. massive audience. anyone who's managed to keep a huge audience this long definitely deserves it

[ruby comet]

what do i do-

i want money-

[indigo hull]

wait for the entries to open

[vital halo]

What even is glaggleland please explain I don't go outside enough for this

[ruby comet]

ok

[indigo imp]

ooh its a money one this time? great time to not remember to find and submit anything

just like i do every other ylyl

[vital halo]

Dang

[ruby comet]

says i dont have perms

is that because its closed

[elfin furnace]

gem alarm

[vital halo]

I have an image for that if ONLY I HAD IMAGE PERMS.../j

[elfin furnace]

i gotchu

damn

image perms acquired

[vital halo]

Wait ok ok do I eat tacos tonight again or do I order pizza

[indigo hull]

Depends on the pizza

[elfin furnace]

what kind of tacos

[vital halo]

Homemade

[vital halo]

Little Ceasars bru

[elfin furnace]

tacos

[ruby comet]

can someone tell me

[indigo hull]

Yeah homemade tacos sound better

[vital halo]

I think you lowk need to like get dd to submit or smth idk

[elfin furnace]

#ylyl-entries

[coral token]

yes.

they are closed.

[vital halo]

Ok thank you guys I love tacos

[ruby comet]

oh

[elfin furnace]

W thales

[ruby comet]

so i have the role?

[opaque oak]

Bro I can’t believe Seth Rogan died
-# (this is ball knowledge)

[coral token]

in the rules 'you ''read''' it says what days they open.

chances are you didnt read them.

[vital halo]

The punctuation scares me

[indigo hull]

Who’s Seth Rogan?

[ivory galleon]

Then go make some tacos

[ruby comet]

Oh

;-;

[vital halo]

The name rings a bell . Was he a uhhh wrestler

[opaque oak]

That’s Seth Rollins

[vital halo]

I will lowk when my friends get over

[opaque oak]

Seth Rogan is an actor

[vital halo]

OHH OH WAIT I HEARD ABOUT THg

[elfin furnace]

BURN IT DOWNNNNN

[coral token]

you mean seth rogen

[opaque oak]

Blah blah blah

[ruby comet]

monday bruh 😭

[opaque oak]

WOOOOOOAH OOOOOOOOH

[lime schooner]

Hallo!

[vital halo]

ITS SETH FREAKING ROLLINS (Idk man I watch wrestling with one of my friends on a blue moon 😭)

[ivory galleon]

It’s a me, Mario

[vital halo]

Hello yo hru

[ruby comet]

the FUCK kind of humor does the average jimmyhere fan have bro

[lime schooner]

I’m good

[ruby comet]

😭

[opaque oak]

You don’t know ball

[lime schooner]

Tryna get some dingus Dallas

[vital halo]

Good question

[opaque oak]

You know ball

[vital halo]

YESS

[ivory galleon]

[coral token]

the kind of humor a young audience has

[opaque oak]

Seth is my favorite S.H.I.E.L.D. Member

[vital halo]

Aw I can't send gifs this is like being a animal in a zoo/j

[vital halo]

Ball

[indigo hull]

read the channel description

[vital halo]

OH crap I'm sorry man

[indigo hull]

nah its all good

[opaque oak]

I want Moxley to come back I want a SHIELD reunion

[indigo hull]

you aren't the first to make that mistake

[vital halo]

Moxley is a cool name man

[indigo hull]

and certainly not the last

[ruby comet]

js saww this in pinned

stop calling me tf out

[opaque oak]

It’s Dean Ambrose’s real last name

Jon Moxley

[vital halo]

That's so awesome

Man I would love the last name moxley

[ruby comet]

go listen to my bars (get out)

[zinc frigate]

Yay got the clouds to go away and having the Pokémon center be rebuilt

[vital halo]

Oh so I'm gonna ask if anyone here likes the beatles looks around and grins

[indigo hull]

i like their later stuff

[opaque oak]

How the fuck do you move clouds?

[indigo hull]

when they started treating drugs like food

[vital halo]

YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSS YES DANCES AND JUMPS

who's ur favorite member

[indigo hull]

damn thats a good question

[zinc frigate]

Called my buddy raikou
Sure mosslax may or may not have got struck by lightning but hey it’s no longer permanently cloudy

[indigo hull]

tbh ima have to say Ringo

all of his songs are peak

[vital halo]

YOU KNOW BALL

I actually broke my phone listening to octopuses garden bru

[indigo hull]

damn

[vital halo]

My favorite is george

[opaque oak]

What the fuck

[vital halo]

Omg he said it he said the thing/J

[indigo hull]

solid choice tbh

[ruby comet]

whats the special discord role if i spend 25k

[opaque oak]

You get banned from the server for not having a life

[vital halo]

It's mainly because I relate to george alot personally

[ruby comet]

.

[ruby comet]

deadass?

[opaque oak]

I don’t know, I don’t work here

[indigo hull]

sir this is a Jimmy's

[ruby comet]

oh then stfu

[vital halo]

Do you work in a shrimping business

[ruby comet]

😭🙏

[opaque oak]

No :3

[gritty temple]

OUTLAST TRIALS MEME IN THE STREAM WHAAAAAT

[ruby comet]

hello

[gritty temple]

Literally bolted up out of excitement I’m so autistic

[ruby comet]

im your neighbor

[indigo hull]

how do we know it wasn't your submission?

[opaque oak]

Sales

[zinc frigate]

I don’t wanna do all my homework… but unfortunately I need to lock the fuck in

[gritty temple]

It was not, I should submit one lol

[indigo hull]

dew it

[gritty temple]

I got lots of funny trials clips

[vital halo]

Hmmm you didn't catch my reference you don't know ball (lowk didn't expect you to)

Yo I've had tacos all week

[ruby comet]

bro how tf do i get points

[vital halo]

I just realized that

[gritty temple]

You have to ask Thales very nicely

[ruby comet]

in twitch

[gritty temple]

Just be in chat and also talk

[vital halo]

Arch is a cool ass name it reminds me of the Archie comics

[ruby comet]

oh

[indigo hull]

everyone wants to kill Archie

[gritty temple]

[vital halo]

OH WHY HELP

[indigo hull]

Punisher, Predator, and Shark-fucking-nado

[vital halo]

I'm scared pulls at collar

[indigo hull]

im more wondering why the fuck ARCHIE AND SHARKNADO NEEDED A CROSSOVER

IM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP

-# ball knowledge

[vital halo]

Sharknado bru

Oh I got a new doll yo

Porcelain from uhh 1993 I believe

[storm whale]

[vital halo]

This emoji definitely has gone through all the stages of greif

[storm whale]

[zinc frigate]

Why wouldn’t sharknado need a crossover

[indigo hull]

ehh, fair point

this is sharknado we're talking about

[vital halo]

My friends just got here hooray

Now should I make tacos or should they

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[chrome torrent]

Yummers

[languid grove]

[zinc frigate]

Torment…. I cannot eat for a little since I cannot feel half my mouth

[zinc frigate]

You cannot be sealious rn

[gritty temple]

Little freakin goober

[vital halo]

Do you guys think I could beat Jimmy in a taco eating contest looks around at the crowd/J

No reply? Guess that's a yes.../J

[dreamy knoll]

Well save them

[lime schooner]

Ima see how eating a bunch of candy as a pre workout plays out

[zinc frigate]

I hate making myself wait for things
Because I know the woman that made me wait and she’s a dumbass

[vital halo]

You have a snake as ur pfp is that ur pet snake

[indigo hull]

time travel to the future and eat them

[ruby comet]

-2 jimmy

[languid grove]

I’m dead sealious rn

A seal has gotta ponder

[lime schooner]

Yeeee :>

[stable canopy]

Hello humans

[ruby comet]

hello neighbor

[chrome torrent]

It is I

[indigo hull]

ITS US THE VILLAINS OF GAMING

[vital halo]

AWWEEEEEE I HAVE A SNAKE TOO AND A UHH LIZZARD

[lime schooner]

Name

[chrome torrent]

Lizor

[lime schooner]

Pictures?

[coral token]

no

[chrome torrent]

Yed

[stable canopy]

I’m down loading r6s

[dreamy knoll]

Im sorry

[ruby comet]

wait do i have gif perms

[coral token]

no

[zinc frigate]

[vital halo]

My snakes name is javier and my lizards name is geico (I don't have a gecko so he was the next best choice)

[ruby comet]

aw man

oh wait i do

[vital halo]

I don't have pic perms yet

[little loom]

my condolences

[ruby comet]

cant send 🙁

[coral token]

like i said, no

[lime schooner]

My baby girl was named Fredrickson- when I got her I didn’t know her gender.

[vital halo]

Read ur name as john f Kennedy I need to get off the presidential game

[indigo hull]

John Canada

[little loom]

👀

[vital halo]

I have a gif for this of jfk but I can't send gifs so just use ur imagination

[stable canopy]

WYM

[lime schooner]

Sad