general

[woven flicker]

Oooo ty

Munch munch munch

[upbeat breach]

[ruby zealot]

if you do can i have some too?

[upbeat breach]

Teeth parried

[indigo hull]

i'll see if i can find a way to mail it from the US

[woven flicker]

eating the parry

[ruby zealot]

oki

[winter merlin]

Noooo don't eat Perry!!

😭

[indigo hull]

wood fired pizza? how's pizza gonna get a job now?

[upbeat breach]

Covered that parry in poison for this exact situation

[jade sail]

🫴 🟣

Hollow purple

[upbeat breach]

But it isnt hollow

[woven flicker]

I’m immune tho

[winter merlin]

Poisoned platypus? That's wild

[upbeat breach]

Thats actually accurate

They got venom atleast

[woven flicker]

Oh yeah

[indigo hull]

Platypuses are weird when you think about it

[winter merlin]

Maybe it is on the inside though because it could be an orb

[jade sail]

Hermit purple

[woven flicker]

Well I got a song filled for shit for the strong willed

[upbeat breach]

[winter merlin]

Ikr? They go off fighting mad scientists wearing fancy brown hats

[indigo hull]

I’m wondering why it’s blue

Blue Doesn’t occur that often in animals excluding eyes

[winter merlin]

Daba dee daba dai?

[winter merlin]

He was spraypainted one day

Grafitti

[coral token]

rummpápapapapa

[indigo hull]

“hwo tu kel ppl wit a rok”

[molten mural]

this man think he 2011x

[ruby zealot]

why did this take me a minute to read

[indigo hull]

Because I intentionally made those spelling errors

[ruby zealot]

ik

[winter merlin]

I'm slow enough that I understood right away

[urban valve]

Markswell

[umbral steppe]

Invades

[indigo hull]

Markswell Army

[mild oriole]

I feel…invincible

[elfin wing]

i finally have the MC collection

[indigo hull]

i could make a profit off of my copy of Half Life for PS2

i bought it for $50 and now its selling anywhere from $60 - 80 with the case, disc, and manual

[elfin wing]

I have the 360 ODST copy somewhere

[hot magnet]

There are multiple LEGO in my closet that could be a profit. If only I put them together, or sold it to a LEGO shop,

[elfin wing]

honestly I think the thing I have that'd bring the most profit is one of my stolas figures

[indigo hull]

i missed the opportunity to get the Orange Box for PS3

[elfin wing]

it's the prototype version of the first stolas youtooz

[indigo hull]

simply because i dont have one

[hot magnet]

I saw an Alastor figure at Paradox where I live, but he costed $40

(Paradox is a place where they sell comics and toys)

[obtuse marten]

Hello

[hot magnet]

Hello

[obtuse marten]

Bye

[hot magnet]

Oh. Bye

[languid grove]

You need to show me your Stolas collection one day

[elfin wing]

it's spread all throughout my room but I can get you some photos

[languid grove]

YES PLEASE

[elfin wing]

remind me to do it later

[languid grove]

I’ve done ma skincare and I’m all tucked in bed

[karmic shell]

bleeds

[nocturne stratus]

BREAD BLACK PEPER OIL COOKIE

[north berry]

Yo yo does anyone know how to fix a discord sound board that isn’t working

[bleak warren]

is this your shopping list?

[languid grove]

Idk just smack it

[nocturne stratus]

Maybe

[faint tendon]

My summer job is just riding horses all day fuh yeah

$200 daily plus tips

[indigo hull]

damn thats epic

[faint tendon]

And just 8 hours a day heh

[indigo hull]

anyway George Washington finna be inagurated tomorrow

[faint tendon]

Huhhhh

[ruby zealot]

did you know that george washington did not infact have a hellcat while he actually had a Volkswagen beetle

[ruby zealot]

hi scall

[indigo hull]

nah i have proof of the contrary

[karmic shell]

can you help me with my history homework 🥺 (this is a joke)

[zenith charm]

I got a desk installed in my room for my birthday 😊

[indigo hull]

depends on what type of history it is

[winter merlin]

@halcyon lion yo dude

I made names for all your gang members

The meme you posted

We got (from top left to bottom right) Beetlejuice, Fruitbasket, Barbie, Yellowjacket, Dirty Blue Cottoncandy or DBC for short, Grapesoda, Big Hungry Caterpillar aka Big Chomper and last but very much not least Lil Kyle.

[zenith charm]

Out of curiosity, how far does your knowledge extend?

[indigo hull]

from today back to like the Roman Times

with a large gap in the middle ages

[ruby zealot]

why have ChatGPT when you have glaggle

[indigo hull]

from like 500 - 1300 AD i don't know much other than spots here and there

[zenith charm]

GlagGPT

[zenith charm]

Cool, still it is awesome

[indigo hull]

oh thats kinda funny

Washington's inaguration and the Louisiana Purchase happened on the same day years apart

[dim whale]

How to send ze memes

Just asking

[zenith charm]

Well Shakespeare and Miguel de Cervantes died in the same day, so the "Book Day" is celebrated that day.

[autumn drift]

Hmm

[zenith charm]

Hmm

[kindred hazel]

anyone borderlands 2

[lusty gorge]

Hrrr

[indigo hull]

Why do they call it a saxophone if it can’t make phone calls?

[zenith charm]

Heh

[round garnet]

all these scientology building speedruns are leading me to believe that if the storm area 51 meme was popular nowadays people would actually do ts😭🙏

[indigo hull]

We should Lwk revive that idea

[round garnet]

lowk with the state of the world rn we could feasibly pull a psyop reviving that idea🥹

[zenith charm]

I need a bagpipes with guns incorporated, like that one in Regular Show

[ornate crystal]

Apple

[zenith charm]

Pear

[fathom karma]

I might be homeless in 2 months any advice

[dreamy knoll]

Find a house

[ornate crystal]

:3

[bleak warren]

💀

[zenith charm]

...

[woven flicker]

Smooodge

[bleak warren]

omar

[zenith charm]

Hehehehe

[woven flicker]

🦖🫳🍏🥝🍍🥑

[bleak warren]

omar, and omar o

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[woven flicker]

Every should walk the Omar

Everybody get on the floor

And walk the Omar

[dreamy knoll]

No

[zenith charm]

So we are like... Dinomar and... Catomaro?

[indigo hull]

Yes

[dreamy knoll]

[indigo hull]

AUGH-

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehe

[zenith charm]

Oh no... don't choke the Gaggle!!

[fathom karma]

I will trans your gender

[dreamy knoll]

How would that work?

[fathom karma]

You don't even want to know

[dreamy knoll]

No i do

[zenith charm]

[tired temple]

The ESTROGENATOR!

[fathom karma]

Contact planned parenthood i know a few trans people that have got help through there

[tired temple]

Wait huh

I am ALL for helping I just feel like this is gonna become a risky af subject

[zenith charm]

Yeah...

[vapid quarry]

The

[zenith charm]

T h e

[dreamy knoll]

Ok so i get to finish my transition sweet

[steady owl]

[humble isle]

Soon we’ll have a whole pride flag

[steady owl]

[opaque oak]

MINIONS! TONIGHT WE MAKE A PRIDE FLAG!

[indigo hull]

You think Gru would be bold enough to steal pride month?

[zenith charm]

Hmmmmm....

How many Gru's look alike have you found in your life? I'll say like 4

[indigo hull]

I haven’t seen any yet

[prime canopy]

chat, it's so sad 🥺
I missed a concert with Bring me the Horizon and Motionless in White yesterday, cause im broke as shit and I have no transport -w-

[calm creek]

Seal team 6

[indigo hull]

I’m off to sleep

[gaunt needle]

👍

[calm creek]

Ok

Is this SEAL team six I'm talking to

[opaque oak]

I only know BMTH because of Giga Chad and MIW because of Rhea Ripley

[zenith charm]

Bye bye gaggle... I mean... I should go to sleep too soon

[gaunt needle]

✅

[opaque oak]

Wait that’s a lie, I also know BMTH because of Baby Metal

[prime canopy]

they make pretty great metalcore outside the gigachad song, I actually think the rest of the album with the specific song is really good

[calm creek]

Is it a check mark for seal team 6

[gaunt needle]

✅

[opaque oak]

I do be liking Kingslayer

Only song I regularly listen to from them, only cause of Baby Metal

[calm creek]

Which one's penguardzo

[zinc frigate]

What the fuck am I hearing my parents watching

[zenith charm]

❎

[prime canopy]

ehhh ????

[zenith charm]

👀

[opaque oak]

Idk, we’re not there

[calm creek]

Who's penguanzo

[zinc frigate]

Pigeon racing is a thing??? AND THE BIRDS SELL FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS????

[opaque oak]

What

[gaunt needle]

🍎 or 🍏

[calm creek]

Penguanzo from seal team 6

[gaunt needle]

Or 🧔🏼‍♀️

[zenith charm]

Yeah, my dad is actually into that

[prime canopy]

HUHH !!??????

[calm creek]

Who is it?

I would like to know please.

[undone cypress]

meow

[gaunt needle]

Idk

[calm creek]

Ok

[gaunt needle]

👍

[calm creek]

Are you guys the people that are the seal team six players

[undone cypress]

what are you talking about

[gaunt needle]

I have no clue on what your speaking to me about

[zenith charm]

He has all the house full of trophies

[gaunt needle]

I like potato chips though

[calm creek]

The guys that play with Jimdoge2

[obtuse marten]

My second period class was so awkward

[gaunt needle]

Idk

[zenith charm]

What happened?

[obtuse marten]

This kid got up all of a sudden and started fucking punching this other kid and the teacher was just like "Hey, cut that out." And the dude just went back to his seat like nothing happened

😭😭😭

[gaunt needle]

Nice

[calm creek]

Ok

[zenith charm]

Oh well...

[gaunt needle]

It’s good for them

👍

[obtuse marten]

Deadass came out of nowhere

And other than that my friend punched a centipede.

[zenith charm]

They surely have unresolved drama accumulated over years or... alternatively... a long ass friendship... those thing happen

[gaunt needle]

Cool

[zenith charm]

That's impossible, fighting types are not strong against bug types

[gaunt needle]

Nice pfp

[obtuse marten]

Felt like a smiling friends interaction

[zenith charm]

Hehehehe, yeah... it does sound like one

[gaunt needle]

Very true

[calm creek]

What the fuck

[gaunt needle]

•_•

[zenith charm]

I remember that back then in like the second to last year of High school the boys used to play this game that consisted in basically beating the shit out each other... we had like a lot of free classes cuz a lot of teachers were absent a lot and people use to just walk around class and do whatever they wanted to. Good thing I was an introvert.

[calm creek]

Sleepppppppppppppppppppp

[zenith charm]

Okey

Good night y'all

[calm creek]

Okay 👌👍

[olive rune]

hello jimmychat i have to work a 12 hr shift tomorrow 😭🙏

[calm creek]

To you tomorrow

Jimdoge2

[keen drum]

I have a good vidoe of Jimmy that someone can use fir an edit but I dont have perms to put it in the discord 😭😭

[olive rune]

its our inventory night where i have to stay after close and count every controlled substance in the pharmacy

[calm creek]

Jimdoge2

[woven flicker]

🦖

[coral tulip]

Rest in piss, i do NOT miss 12 hour shifts

[coral tulip]

That sounds horrible
When i worked at the arcade and we did inventory i had to count every single individual plastic army man in a bin and i wanted to cry

[olive rune]

OOOOOOOOF

apparently we have to not only count whats on the shelves, but go through all 135ish waiting bins full of prescriptions for any controlled medication that was already filled and factor that in to our count as well

[coral tulip]

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[zinc frigate]

[obtuse marten]

I'm mad as hell

For no reason

[drowsy bridge]

Found a cool video today

Comparing gundam guns to reality

[urban valve]

What’s going on peroole

[woven flicker]

Omg it’s no aura rib

[urban valve]

Ughhh

I’m leaving

[woven flicker]

NAUR COME BACK

[urban valve]

No I’m getting ready to sleep or play Fortnite

Actually both

[woven flicker]

NAUR

[urban valve]

Dream in Fortnite

[woven flicker]

PLEASE IM SO BORED RN 😭😭

[graceful phoenix]

i am currently trying to get jeb out of orbit with just his jetpack

[woven flicker]

Head butting you

[drowsy bridge]

Good luck

[graceful phoenix]

ive got my periapsis down to 83k, i need him to lock in to get that to just below 70, then i can slowly get out of orbit

74k, you got this jeb

IM BRINGING YOU HOME JEB

[graceful phoenix]

jeb might be in orbit for the next few decades but he'll destabilize eventually

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[graceful phoenix]

i just hope my heat shield stays good on the descent

it's quite toasty but jeb is on his way home

[prime canopy]

oh wait, I found the Gear Hunter menu on Long & McQuade
stupid name for a used gear menu, should have just called it used gear

[fathom karma]

anyone want a new gender

[prime canopy]

Let’s go gambling

[fathom karma]

enby

[prime canopy]

Peak, my partner’s gender ( Whomst I love more than anything )

[fathom karma]

[woven flicker]

And I’m Omar

[fathom karma]

not for long...

[verbal anchor]

Nah. Omar stays Omar

[fathom karma]

nah omar 2

bro gets upgraded

[woven flicker]

Throwing you

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[fathom karma]

im to heavy for that

[woven flicker]

Nuh

Yawn

[pallid socket]

Throat still hurts so I’m eating copious amounts of honey like a depressed bear

[left sierra]

So its Wednesday?

[gleaming dew]

yerp

[woven flicker]

Same

Espically with the weather now

[wheat sable]

A is cool

[timber dirge]

wlw... 🙂‍↕️

[wheat igloo]

Hello.

[pallid socket]

Unfortunately I am sick

I’ve slept all day and will probably go back to sleep soon

[woven flicker]

I feel like I’m getting sick

My throat has been fucked for 3 days and I’m losing my voice

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[late basin]

Just went through the same thing.

[woven flicker]

Rare cross wren appearance

[wheat igloo]

Well that's not very nice is it?

[woven flicker]

But I’m evil

[wheat igloo]

Aye, I've barely been online these past few weeks.

[woven flicker]

🫂🦖

[pallid socket]

Whole body is achy

[woven flicker]

Same

Played football two days in a row

And today was in the rain

[latent flint]

I can’t…
I just can’t anymore
I quit life like actually I just quit, my life is a hell
My brother did the worst thing
He sold all my stuff FOR 20 PESOS THINGS OVER 500K PESOS
I QUIT
I QUIT MY LIFE

[woven flicker]

Some dumbass scratch the shit out of my neck and drew blood so that was fun

[urban valve]

[woven flicker]

Omg it’s rib

Hru rib

[drowsy bridge]

Hi hi!! I haven’t seen you in a while

How have you been?

[woven flicker]

Gn everyone

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[atomic orbit]

Computah, make this person sleep well

[urban valve]

idk

[woven flicker]

?

I’m just gonna assume you’re in the middle

Anyways gn

[wheat igloo]

Hey Duck, how have you been, man?

[wheat igloo]

Eeeeeh, doing alright, just mad busy lately.

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[wheat igloo]

🍪

Nice.

[dreamy knoll]

happier?

[wheat igloo]

Oh I'm not really down or anything, stuff happens.

[dreamy knoll]

well too bad

🫴 🍪 🍪

[drowsy bridge]

I’ve been pretty good

[drowsy bridge]

[drowsy bridge]

[dreamy knoll]

hru duck

[wheat igloo]

That's awesome to hear!

[verbal anchor]

Duck!

[dreamy knoll]

magik

[verbal anchor]

Yo

[dreamy knoll]

hru

[frosty elm]

Bleh

[verbal anchor]

Magical

[dreamy knoll]

Guess wut

[verbal anchor]

Wut

[dreamy knoll]

Banning u from barry's private island

[zinc frigate]

[fathom karma]

You all are now gay

[bleak warren]

way ahead of you

[fathom karma]

Now ur gay²

[bleak warren]

i'm pretty sure i'm like gay 9000

[fathom karma]

I'm gayer

[bleak warren]

is it a contest?

[fathom karma]

Yes

Lol

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪

[bleak warren]

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge never expects it all

[urban valve]

iguygbuib

[toxic horizon]

daj

[obtuse marten]

The world is such a small place

One of my friends was born on the same day and time as me, we have similar legal names, and we have the same music taste. I don't know what the chances are but all I know is that it's very low.

[toxic horizon]

very low but not zero

[proper crest]

At least 3

[lethal sierra]

Lately I have been seeing alot of like 50 hour compilations of family guy on youtube and I have no idea why, but its pretty funny

Full episodes, just posted right there

Some of the channels have only uploaded those, and some have uploaded different content then randomly started uploading family guy

[olive flicker]

[toxic horizon]

me when i

[drowsy bridge]

[verbal anchor]

Hruu?

[drowsy bridge]

Good, how are you?

[drowsy bridge]

Good, how are you?

[dreamy knoll]

im ok wbu

[verbal anchor]

Magical

[quaint zinc]

Hello guys

[sleek beacon]

Boo

[south raven]

I spotted a smudge

I wish she would call me cool

[bleak warren]

you're cool but i need to sleep

[zinc frigate]

[bleak warren]

[south raven]

You're also cool and I hope you have a good bed

[zinc frigate]

How does one “get shit done”? I keep failing to do that

[buoyant agate]

I know one of the channels that randomly started posting family guy episodes, they were an art channel that did like hypothetical stuff and what it could look like.

[lethal sierra]

I'm thinking those channels got hacked somehow

Why it's so widespread I have no idea

[buoyant agate]

I think they might’ve been, it’s like this one channel I saw, that posts just gameplay and then suddenly they completely did a full instant change to Korean content, like, channel name, banner, profile, everything, i haven’t watched the videos at all though.

Their profile says United States so…

[proper crest]

Augh

[lethal sierra]

I've seen one particular channel get hacked and they were livestreaming about crypto or whatever and I was like yeah.. this dude got hacked

[buoyant agate]

Oh im looking at the thumbnails, i instantly can tell now, it absolutely for sure was hacked.

[lethal sierra]

Their main thing is posting gumball content so I was kinda sad but it was resolved within like over a week

[buoyant agate]

The one im looking at, it’s gambling, and by how long it’s been going on, they haven’t been able to recover their channel, or they sold it… thats also a possibility.

[lethal sierra]

Same dude that made the basics, the baldi episode

[buoyant agate]

4 years since the content changed, actually it didn’t change instantly to Korean content, it was just like, things that are popular at the time, poppy playtime, that sort of thing, oh, those thing that chase you.

Those videos barely even got 50 views, mostly at like 17 views 😭

[lethal sierra]

These are all just very elaborate like yeah why don't I hack this dude and have him upload this unrelated content

[buoyant agate]

Im starting to think, maybe they sold their channel, or something like that.

Cause, why would someone hack a channel, and then post Garry’s mod videos for a year?

[graceful phoenix]

mission on the other side of kerblin, gotta use a 200m/s plane to reach it because im not wasting 3 whole outer-atmospheric rockets just to get these damn barometric readings

[buoyant agate]

Oh you playing the funny space game?

[graceful phoenix]

hai veemo

[graceful phoenix]

yeah im playing funny space game

[buoyant agate]

What kinda rocket did you build?

[graceful phoenix]

currently im just using a jet

just a smol one, exactly 30 parts total

(since that's the max until i upgrade my hangar)

[proper crest]

[graceful phoenix]

oh no i gotta find a smooth spot to land so i can wait till dawn

i can come down at like .1m/s of vertical speed and it'd still be like "no fuck you"

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo

[zinc frigate]

Wait what do you mean there’s a yellow shellos? Did pokopia just leak a new shellos and Gastrodon form???

[proper crest]

Yes

Uhm
Dunno what means
But yes

[dreamy knoll]

Smayhaps

[ruby zealot]

Hi sky

[dreamy knoll]

Sky haiiiiii

[zinc frigate]

[mint remnant]

Bello everybody

[ruby zealot]

How are you

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[zinc frigate]

Haii

[keen drum]

Bendy straws

[mint remnant]

I'm existing

[ruby zealot]

Cool

[dreamy knoll]

giving u 500 kittens

[keen drum]

What a G

[mint remnant]

How're yall

[mint remnant]

Woah

[dreamy knoll]

im ok wbu?

[keen drum]

Bendy straws😌

[mint remnant]

I'm existing

So not bad, not great, just in between

[mint remnant]

Sipping some green tea though which is nice

[keen drum]

Bendy straws 🙂‍↕️😌

[mint remnant]

[dreamy knoll]

i hope gud days comes your way

[stark onyx]

I genuinely don't know anything about anything anymore bro. We live in a simulation

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[mint remnant]

Ty

[dreamy knoll]

np

[keen drum]

Indubitibly

[sleek beacon]

Fish

[narrow atlas]

I may not envy the Midwest for much, but man do they have some cool birds

I love loons

[crisp pagoda]

we have angry birds

[graceful phoenix]

oh jeb i am so sorry, we are 300km up and we may or may not have just lost our heat shield in a collision

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[graceful phoenix]

veemo you are gonna make me fat with all these cookies

[dreamy knoll]

yes

im evil

[graceful phoenix]

oh maybe heat shields arent needed

jeb lives to see another day

[drowsy lake]

There seems to be an impersonator of JimmyHere

Just joined to tell you guys that

[dreamy knoll]

Im so evil imma make u hooked on cookies

[graceful phoenix]

so evil

im quaking in my boots rn

[dreamy knoll]

Then imma turn u into teto

[graceful phoenix]

ive got the wig right here, all you gotta do is turn it into real hair and merge it with me

[dreamy knoll]

I gotta make u into the real teto

[graceful phoenix]

goals tbh

[dreamy knoll]

Mhm

[graceful phoenix]

doctor pepper is the best cola and i will stand by that

[dreamy knoll]

Ill make u allergic to it

[graceful phoenix]

now that's true evil right there

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehe

I said im evil

[zenith charm]

Begone faul evil ✝️

[proper panther]

Time to try finishing the last parts on the poltergust

[zenith charm]

Dang, I didn't know Luigi was Satanic... Or maybe...

Weege? Is that you?

[finite cedar]

Maltigi

[proper panther]

Agnostic. Was originally (forcibly) raised by a cult (mormons)

But we don't gotta delve into that can of worms

[zenith charm]

Oh dang I'm sorry to hear that

It must have been really tough.

[proper panther]

Weirdest part was doing posthumous proxy baptisms

[dreamy knoll]

nah imma make u into a cat

[zenith charm]

I'm already one

[dreamy knoll]

not a tabby

[finite cedar]

Ack

[dreamy knoll]

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah so are u also hai illumi

[frozen laurel]

hallo

[dreamy knoll]

Hru illumi 🍪

[frozen laurel]

I should be asleep right now but I'm not tired

[dreamy knoll]

U should sleep tho illumi

[gritty temple]

I wanted to sleep more but when my brain decides it’s time to wake up I don’t have a choice 😔

[zinc frigate]

Join me illumi, join me in the dark side of not sleeping

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

[gritty temple]

[zinc frigate]

The dark makes me kinda eepy tho nvm you’re on your own im eepin

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro girlie go to bed

[real python]

AARRRRGGHHHH

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy

[dreamy knoll]

Floober

[real python]

Veemer

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[dreamy knoll]

Hai tech

[narrow atlas]

Howdy

Hru

[dreamy knoll]

Tired wbu?

[narrow atlas]

I’m not too sure. My head feels delayed, and parts of my arm started randomly going numb

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[narrow atlas]

I think I may have a small nutrient deficiency cause I haven’t been eating much lately

[narrow atlas]

I’ll take it. Every bit helps

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u 500 cookies, 55 burgers, 55 fries, 100 tater tots, a milkshake, 200 piece nuggets and some rice

[languid grove]

Mmm cereal

Good morning everypony

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo rika

[real python]

STOP WATCHING ME YOU CREEPER

[thin prairie]

NO

[thin prairie]

PONY?

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[languid grove]

Yes

Turning you into a Mlp

[thin prairie]

[real python]

YES

[real python]

You do that and I'll carpet bomb your neighborhood

You know it's not illegal to perform a bombing run if you use a plane from a different country?

[languid grove]

oh

[real python]

Because the military will just assume it's from the country the plane is from

[dreamy knoll]

Ight how many u want?

[real python]

5 planes

One for every room of Rikas house

[dreamy knoll]

500 us b2 stealth bombers?

[thin prairie]

What the fuck are you even talking about

[dreamy knoll]

Bombers

And how to start a war

[real python]

We're planning a bombing :3

[proper crest]

Kaboom

[real python]

But its on Rikas house so it's fine

[dreamy knoll]

Yes geese kaboom

[proper crest]

[real python]

Rip to Rika she got hit by a bazooka

[dreamy knoll]

Ill be suprised u could hit rika with a bazooka

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[real python]

I'm just hoping for area of effect

Can't exactly see her

[dreamy knoll]

Just drop a nuke it will get rika

[real python]

The Nite is updating

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah its now waiting for the servers to awaken

[real python]

Brug

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[thin prairie]

[real python]

Violated

[obtuse marten]

Not so fun fact:
Madness combat characters may not have a face but their teeth and eyes are beneath their skin.

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[prime quail]

Fun fact: when you see spiders out and about it’s usually because you’re usually not in the room at that time of day/night. they’re trying to avoid confrontation by avoiding you, another reason could be they’re new to the house 🙂

That’s why I don’t kill spiders they’re very polite lil creatures

Can I pls have a cookie 🙏

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍍

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[plush furnace]

🫴 🟣
u get a hollow purple, enjoy!

[dreamy knoll]

[gritty temple]

TikTok can give you amber alerts now ??????

[indigo hull]

i thought Amber Alerts happened regardless of app?

[gritty temple]

No I mean

Nevermind it’s too hard to explain

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[gritty temple]

kirb

[dreamy knoll]

Fuck u have a kirby instead

[indigo hull]

the existence of a singular kirby implies the existence of many kirbs

[dreamy knoll]

Ive clone them

[indigo hull]

i see

[dreamy knoll]

U want 1?

[indigo hull]

sure

[stone condor]

hai

[gritty temple]

hai

[stone condor]

u remembers me?

[gritty temple]

Yes

[stone condor]

yayyy

[gritty temple]

[stone condor]

your rika v tube frien didnt

[gritty temple]

Some people remember ppl via profile pictures !

[finite cedar]

I remember the colors of the pfp but not the picture itself

[gritty temple]

Ngl ngl real

[stone condor]

[woven flicker]

So cold…

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[gritty temple]

Putting a warm lamp above you and a nice rock to lay on

[woven flicker]

Ty you

[gritty temple]

[finite cedar]

Sometimes i remember people’s bio’s

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[zenith charm]

Hey y'all

[median juniper]

Pancakes for everyone.

[zenith charm]

Hooray

[median juniper]

Ok I tried but the emoji can't send bc of mod rules.

[median juniper]

🥞

[zenith charm]

Yummers

[keen bronze]

What type of cow does that corndog come from?

[coral token]

They hacked the account of the train brainrot guy lol

[indigo hull]

damn

[plucky garden]

Hello

[plucky garden]

[gritty temple]

NOOOOOOO

[twin lake]

[coral token]

Lol.

[twin lake]

Am too old to understand this

[indigo hull]

i think i know what guy they're talking about

but like, wouldn't train brainrot just be autism?

or at least those who hyperfixate on trains?

i could be completely wrong

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

yeah I think that answers my question

[narrow atlas]

You talking about Kennedy?

[indigo hull]

well not necessarily him

i like trains too

he knows this lmao

[narrow atlas]

Anywho tonight is gonna be fun since my bro gave me the edible I’ve been asking for

Didn’t even have to pay him

[indigo hull]

epic

anyway its International Jazz Day apparently

[mild oriole]

Hello fellow insane asylum patients

[coral token]

It is.

It's not even funny, it's just autism

[indigo hull]

i see

[daring halo]

I guess anyone can hyperfixate on trains but it is a commonly known trait yeah

[indigo hull]

i would probably have more model trains if it wasn't such an expensive hobby

[mild oriole]

Me when it’s not even funny, it’s just autism

[coral token]

We can tell

[indigo hull]

like the trains themselves can go for like $200 at the lowest

[coral token]

I mean the dude sends like 15 train videos every stream so

He has money to waste.

[indigo hull]

damn

[median juniper]

Yes 🥞

[gritty temple]

JimmyHere is an autism magnet

It’s very based

[woven flicker]

Music is hitting rn

[narrow atlas]

Anything cool happening soon?

[languid grove]

No

[narrow atlas]

Womp

Well in that case I gotta schedule a shit appointment

My mom said im starting to get split ends again

Why the fuck did autocorrect turn “hair” to shit

What the actual fuck

[indigo hull]

thats just autocorrect for you

[narrow atlas]

I’m deadass studying my phones keyboard trying to see how that could have happened

Like… how???

[indigo hull]

what kind of phone is it?

[narrow atlas]

iPhone

[indigo hull]

well there's your answer

[narrow atlas]

I don’t remember the numbers

[indigo hull]

iOS autocorrect has a mind of its own

[narrow atlas]

Might also be a sign that I swear too much

My autocorrect has started turning a few words into curses

Apparently hair is shit now

[indigo hull]

its done that to me a couple of times

[languid grove]

My iPhone also autocorrects based on learned typing so yeah

[indigo hull]

the word Doesn't just autocorrects to all caps for me

[languid grove]

Some words like FACK autocorrect to full caps for me no matter what

[narrow atlas]

Idk what words my autocorrect capitalizes for me, but I’m sure there’s a few

[languid grove]

I’m gonna go sog

[indigo hull]

Life or Bath for dry cat?

[narrow atlas]

Bath

I have just remembered I forgot to take my medicine this morning

Today is going to be a very itchy day

[keen bronze]

Rotation punishment for being dry

[real python]

Waaaaaah

[wintry leaf]

Yall ever not showered ???

[gleaming falcon]

yeah, but i feel like shit

[gritty temple]

Not showering makes me go insane I can’t stand it

[dusk locust]

My allergies are going insane help

[digital nacelle]

Helloauf bjeufbcjbgjfjfjg

[chrome torrent]

Take medicine drug

[dusk locust]

I have taken 2 💔

[chrome torrent]

Take 3

[dusk locust]

Good idea, I will do that soon!

[chrome torrent]

[coral token]

just don't be allergic

[dusk locust]

[chrome torrent]

[dusk locust]

Literally how I'm feeling rn

[chrome torrent]

There there

[dusk locust]

The trees are budding right outside the backyard, they can sense my weakness

[indigo hull]

they are targeting you

[chrome torrent]

My biggest allergy is horses of all things

Like I could straight up die cause my airways close up

Especially now with smoking

[dusk locust]

Noo not the horses!! But ig they aren't hard to stay away from

[dusk locust]

They are knocking on my door...

[neat lantern]

WHAT

how dare you

the letters werent even bold

[coral token]

but i know what you tried to do.

[neat lantern]

nuh uh

i specifically didnt bold them on purpose

[humble isle]

[chrome torrent]

Yea

Just sad cause I genuinely like horse rides

[prime canopy]

what is with NPCs and worthless plastic toys that make them go " I NEED IT, I NEED IT NOW "

[dusk locust]

They are oh so majestic

[dreamy knoll]

[indigo hull]

reminds me of that Spongebob meme

[prime canopy]

Ack~

[dreamy knoll]

I cast razor scooter to the shins

[prime canopy]

-# ouch

[chrome torrent]

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehehe be glad its not worse

[prime canopy]

oh boy am I glad, you're true evil, I assumed worse

[dreamy knoll]

Fine i cast 500 feet of snow

[prime canopy]

GOD DAMNI~ ☃️

[dreamy knoll]

While i at it i cast no electricity

[neat lantern]

@humble isle do you perchance like barotrauma

or roleplaying games similar to it

[indigo hull]

the US bought Louisiana today

nearly doubling its territory

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[humble isle]

What

[indigo hull]

we also bought it for around $18 per square mile

[neat lantern]

disregard

[dreamy knoll]

Hai lacey

[prime canopy]

Veemo has me in saw traps, save me 🥺

[chrome torrent]

All you dude

[indigo hull]

use the power of plot armor

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehehe

[dreamy knoll]

So far they got attack by geese and fallin into a pit full of razor scooters

[indigo hull]

damn

[dreamy knoll]

Yeahhhhh plot armour not real

[native geyser]

"genuinely"🍒

[tame shale]

yo chat

i think one of my memes finally got into a jimmyhere video

i didnt realise that the name that appears in the corner when a video pops up is the channel name tho, i thought it was who submitted it

although it could just be someone else submitting the same video so idk :\

[native geyser]

lucky stiff

[tame shale]

it was the one with the guy in the gold suit with the pokemon cards

and the guy lookin at judy hopps on his laptop

[native geyser]

im genuinely dying to your tag bro I LOVED the battle cats

[tame shale]

loveD?

what happened bro

[native geyser]

idk

[native geyser]

2019 just stopped

i grew up dude

[daring halo]

mmm

[lilac drum]

battle cats?

[daring halo]

our pfp are similar, pitch black cats

[lilac drum]

absolutely peak

[naive obsidian]

Beans

[tame shale]

battle cats goes beyond mere age

[naive obsidian]

Beana

Benega

[zenith charm]

I used to be a black cat, now I'm a dark purple cat that is canonically black in the lore

[naive obsidian]

You play battle cats?

[daring halo]

meow

[tame shale]

yes

[naive obsidian]

W

[lilac drum]

whoever hasn’t needs to

[tame shale]

they added fourth forms

[naive obsidian]

What's ur user rank

[tame shale]

but only ubers have them

lemme check

[naive obsidian]

I'm about to reach 1k

[tame shale]

11797

[languid grove]

MA THE UGLY ASS CAT IS BACK

[daring halo]

cool

[languid grove]

[tame shale]

bruh my cat is not ugly

[languid grove]

It’s a reference

[daring halo]

omg that does slightly resemble the ma the ugly cat is back cat no offense

[tame shale]

right

[gritty temple]

Your cat is very cute and funny looking

[tame shale]

this pic portrays his rage

bro looks miffed

[gritty temple]

Innit

[naive obsidian]

And the only 2 Ubers I got is gravolo and night rider saki

[zenith charm]

Reminds me of: Hello, are u ugly on purpose?

[daring halo]

though the only resemblance is the stance, colour and like ruffled feather

[tame shale]

peak and peak

[languid grove]

It’s Milo not hello

[daring halo]

the ma the ugly cat is back cat has the beady eyes

[tame shale]

gravi is the best pixie and saki is a good nuker

[native geyser]

chat jumped tf to life ToT

[zenith charm]

Oh, my bad

[tame shale]

its cus battle cats is so peak

i have supernova cosmo

[indigo hull]

fun fact

one of the brightest supernovas ever recorded occurred on this day 1,020 years ago

[lilac drum]

woah

[zenith charm]

👀

[calm pulsar]

sleeper agent triggered

[native geyser]

ik.

[native geyser]

i guess a better way to put it is "I got busy with life"

[tame shale]

i mean you dont have to play it for ages

[calm pulsar]

uber meownsday was the reason I have lunos now so I can't complain

[tame shale]

i just login for like 2 minutes a day atleast

[tame shale]

i literally have dasli and try to avoid using here

atleast i earned supernova cosmo

[calm pulsar]

I used to use her a bunch but I've been trying to shift away in favor of UFs

i already have windy, thundia, and jizo's

would have cosmo but I don't have the unit itself lol

[daring halo]

never played battle cats

is it the one with the white cats

Toby foxes

[gritty temple]

Sleeper agents mentioned

Spider eye lamb

[calm pulsar]

toby felines

but yes

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[gritty temple]

owa

[dreamy knoll]

Hru arch

[calm pulsar]

ok serious question is it bad that I've been procrastinating

[tame shale]

not really

darkeyes are hard to get anyway

[calm pulsar]

I'm on UL chapter 3 with 16k user rank

[steady owl]

30 seconds until Subnautica 2 early access cinematic trailer

[calm pulsar]

I already have superfeline TF

[tame shale]

im on zl chapter 1 with 11k

its more just what you focus on

[ruby zealot]

what is wrong wrong with you why are you blue

[calm pulsar]

Ive just been doing all the seasonal stuff lol

[indigo hull]

because she's not green

[ruby zealot]

why not red or yellow

[dreamy knoll]

Why are u judging

[calm pulsar]

I'm like 2 brainwashed TFs away from unlocking the clan of the malev stages

[ruby zealot]

ever heard of a reference?

[calm pulsar]

thank the lord for abyss stages

genuinely one of the best additions ever

[tame shale]

abyss stages = 1 darkeye for me

[dreamy knoll]

Im breaking ur shins

[calm pulsar]

I've been able to fully clear every abyss so far

so I've earned like 25 darkeyes off of just those

[ruby zealot]

not if i hurl a giant boulder at you

[steady owl]

MAY 14th???

[steady owl]

[calm pulsar]

the newest one with puffsley is our first merciless one and that is 6 darkeyes by itself

that's huge

[dreamy knoll]

I can put u in a saw trap

[languid grove]

[tame shale]

ohhh yes

[ruby zealot]

rika go attack veems

[tame shale]

abyss stages

i was thinking of labyrinth

[languid grove]

I ain’t a Pokémon BICH

[dreamy knoll]

Rika dont try it or i will give u milo

[ruby zealot]

yes you are. you're basically meowth

talking pokemon

[calm pulsar]

oh yeah

assuming ponos remembers it exists lol

[steady owl]

[calm pulsar]

its already appeared once this year tho that's a good sign

[steady owl]

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy the milo

[calm pulsar]

speaking of events that reminds me now that I have luno I might be able to beat infernal tower early

if I can get Uril TF early UL is gonna be a joke

[steady owl]

Subnautica 2 releases May 14th

well into early access

But insane still

Like that soon??

[dreamy knoll]

How much???

[ruby zealot]

5 maybe 10

[dreamy knoll]

Nah

[ruby zealot]

5 or 10 bananas

[dreamy knoll]

Omg

[ruby zealot]

🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌

[jovial delta]

i have appeared

lets see if someone else appears

✋🐴🤚hort peak

i am lonely

i have dissapeared

[dreamy knoll]

You

[loud tulip]

hi chat

[toxic orchid]

Glup

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[toxic orchid]

COOKIEEEE

[dreamy knoll]

Mhm

[toxic orchid]

Yay

[languid grove]

I think I’ve done all my chores but I feel like I’m missing something…

[coral token]

you forgot to defrost the chicken

mom will be home in 10 minutes

[languid grove]

There is no chicken to defrost or mom to come home

[coral token]

you forgot to freeze the chicken

[languid grove]

There is no chicken to freeze

[coral token]

exactly

[humble isle]

They want me to fight the chicken

[coral token]

you should have bought it

[languid grove]

Unless you mean my dog

[indigo hull]

you forgot the cheese Gromit

[languid grove]

I think my dog would be very happy to have a slice of cheese thrown at him

[indigo hull]

i have not attempted such things with my two cats yet

[maiden hatch]

I dunno why but toy or toy adjacent monkeys always scare the shit out of me
Like the one monkey toy from Toy Story 3

[languid grove]

#animals he was given an ice lollie today though

[languid grove]

GO AWAY

[thin prairie]

Never

I'm like a curse

[fierce ore]

I want a kitty. 😭

Is it weird for a guy?

[thin prairie]

Imagine not having one

[thin prairie]

What?

[coral token]

why would it be weird to want a cat

[thin prairie]

[coral token]

cats are not a girl thing

[thin prairie]

Yeah I'm confused
Is owning a cat gay or something

[fierce ore]

I mean. People say it's a girly thing:(

[coral token]

''people''

and it's 2 dudes

[thin prairie]

No??
Whoever said that is a fucking stupid MORON

[coral token]

chat, is it gay to have a cat

[maiden hatch]

Cats are peak entertainment

[fierce ore]

And the worst part is that I don't think my brother would let me have one.

[thin prairie]

Is it gay to be a cat and say meow on the internet

Meow :3

[thin prairie]

I guess so

[fierce ore]

Why are we talking about gay?

😭

[thin prairie]

Why not

[maiden hatch]

Why is ya oi a word i can't say

[fierce ore]

I'm talking about wanting a kitty and hoping for help to get a "how to convince a strict brother to have a kitty". I didn't ask for gay XD.

[thin prairie]

Because people suck

[drowsy bridge]

It’s almost that time again…

[thin prairie]

Does your brother own the place or something

[fierce ore]

Yes.

[thin prairie]

I see

Well if he says no there's probably not much you can do unfortunately

[zenith charm]

Hello burgir

[thin prairie]

Hello

[fierce ore]

But he's not the oldest.

[zenith charm]

How is going

[thin prairie]

Even so
If he owns the place he makes the rules

[fierce ore]

:_(

[coral token]

does it hurt to just.. ask

[fierce ore]

Even if the oldest has authority?

[coral token]

or did you already

age has nothing to do with authority

[thin prairie]

Yes

[coral token]

the whole ''respect your elders'' is an old entitled shit

[thin prairie]

Agreed
It's true to an extent

[fierce ore]

Well. I don't remember when but ince he mentioned that he wouldn't like animals at home

[coral token]

respect who respect you

[thin prairie]

It doesn't apply when the elder is a pos

[coral token]

you don't need to respect someone just cause they are older

[thin prairie]

That's why SCREW YOU THALES
You're kinda a butt

[zenith charm]

Well said

[zenith charm]

But butt you are the butt

[maiden hatch]

Car

[thin prairie]

Shush nerd

[zenith charm]

[maiden hatch]

Dang, we got a bully /j

[fierce ore]

I know but it does work in our family. My oldest brother has a way to solo everyone sometimes XD.

[thin prairie]

Yeah pushing you into a locker

[fierce ore]

But uh. I feel like he especially won't agree if i tell him which kitty.

[humble isle]

I’m an insolent child but you should respect me anyway

[indigo hull]

💡

[lusty gorge]

🎶🎷

[fierce ore]

Because who would agree to take in a homeless kitty?!

[maiden hatch]

Me

[coral token]

do you have the financial means to take care of it

and to apply all vaccines

[fierce ore]

Yea.

[coral token]

cause vaccines for pets are expensive as hell

and the food too

[fierce ore]

Yes yes yes.

[indigo hull]

hehe, its 4/30

[coral token]

ermm it's 30/4

stoopid american

[fierce ore]

4/30 indeed!

[maiden hatch]

4/30

[fierce ore]

XD

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