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Wuaw clap clap clap
Might save for the dingus role ngl
thats what i've been doing
I’m now Nitori Kawashiro
I’m Nitori Kawashiro
And no i am not British
Wa'er bo'el
where did they deduct that you have a possibility to be from the uk
Because fanny is a British slang
The accent
i guessed they werent cuz they’re name is really close to a slang for smth here
ohh
Hello there local turtle girl, may I rent out a shrine and for how much?
Ahahahahaha! 😂😂🤣🤣
I guess it is giving British

im just saying
theoretically, iron is just a mix of copper and tin
its not its own element
such messy chat
what
Chffuffbjxcbjcfnvificncoks
Yes you may, it’s gonna be 1596255000.00 Yen
"Fe"..
Ok guys of to visit yall mothers french accent
theoretically, all elements are just a mix of particles
theoretically nothing exists until it is being observed
Like in games
precisely
it's like psychopomp's loading screen real world tip
But we still can touch them soooo
Shit
there is a very very rare glitch where you'll phase right through it
but its so rare no one has seen it
That’s 10,000,000 in United States Dollars lol
Oh im gonna try on my cat
quantum tunneling!

GUYS I DID IT I DID IIIIT!!!
Welp, time for me to go back to the human village and work in the rice fields again
I phase through my cat guys
Man I hate inflation
HIS CAT IS GAY
don't ask me
sigh.
hi thales
mm
is my new username too violent>?
no i think its the fact we're talking about gay cats you dum dum
whats the greatest common factor of the polynomial (4a^2+3a)(3a^3+2a)
my hands taste like hand sanitizer
man ts gotta be ragebait
no college just sucks
just ask chatgpt
its blocked on my fuckass chromebook
doesn't google also has an ai
lmao
or just a math solving feature
google gemini yeah
oh
use your phone brochacho
im just stupid
but i think it also uses the same shit ChatGPT does
Vodngishfidhgixhtkspqldpcpppp
bark is stupid
are you is havning stronk
bark?
Twenty four
Portorico
what about Puerto Rico?

Mofongo
Googsoog
Does anyone here know the game Skul: The Hero Slayer?
.the
Guh?
Every mans dream is to have one of those sick rides from Max Max
Oh
Oh hey you two, how are you?
Ok 🥰
Hi chat
Alright let’s see what important shit happens today
1789, Mutiny on the Bounty happens
Three years later the French Revolutionary Wars (precursor to the Napoleonic Wars) begins with the French invasion of the Austrian Netherlands
It is the birthday of famed Korean Admiral Yi Sun-sin who was remembered for his numerous victories over the Japanese during the Imjin War
As well as James Monroe
Of Monroe doctrine fame
Omar!
Hru
Bleh, stuck in a Kroger can return, hbu
I’m alright just bored in class
What the hell is an uma-
🐎
The horse
Dino!
Petah...
Yes?
👋🦖
What's up?
Woah
haoW
I’m bored
That accidentaly sounded like a hello
Hi, Bored
They turned Billy into a car!!
My fren got hacked
Man I love this train…
Time for a murder mystery whodunnit on the train!
Dinosaur train

chat whos the baddest girl youve ever met?
Ehh, Mary, Queen of Scots did some evil things
your mom 
So was Saint Olga of Kiev

The woman who trapped her enemies in a sauna and then burned it
Biting you
Me.
My son so dumb. IQ 21
omar go drink water.
Making chicken Kiev and a humble salad

Nothing makes you feel better like a good meal
I love burger
Reading this as I'm about to be in line to eat school processed slop
Guys I just died
My school has rats 
Mine got roaches
mine had everything
Mine has nothing, except the roaches ofc
I read school pressed slop
Close enough 💀
my tummy rumbles with HATRED
Yummers
Give me your food
Fried seal.. 
NUH UH
STAY BACK
Honestly I feel like ripping leaves off the trees outside and washing them in the drinking fountain or some crap would be better than whatever Eldritch abomination they serve at school lunches
PLEASE
Then chicken sandwiches look PINK on the inside and our fruit is all really cold for some odd reason
There's NO salt on the fries
Like just 🫱salad🫱
Do not eat that sandwich 😭
Just take the potato rods and freezer burnt fruit 😭

Hmmmm I wonder why is jimmy not watching the memes thaat I've send maybe they're not tuff :/
Man
Haiiii
Submissions aren’t guaranteed to always make it into the streams
Oh uh ok
Silly moff
song suggestions
now

Chemical Overreaction
Helloooooo Autumn
God Made Me an Animal by Better Lovers
Wham bam Shang-a-lang
Good morning
Hello chat
Just watched somebody put an unopened fortune cookie in his mouth and swallow the paper
Goobie

Aura..
The creepiest part of this series if you ignore all the horrors and eldritch gods
Is that how the kids use that word?
i've done that before
im not joking either
Why would you do this
i dont know
Probably the most sane answer
I did
I’m so confused right now
Good
The slenderman
@zinc frigate

Find his pages

You were talking about someone eating a whole fortune cookie to that I’m like 

Genderman
Slenderthey

Yippee
sheldon man
i wonder like, can magneto fight off the ufos from independence day
i mean those big ufos are like 30km big
Well if they're made of any kind of metal, yes
Magneto can stop the earth from rotating
so it means he also can fight of the massive ufo from the second movie that is 5000 fucking km big
tbh how tf can those alien build those massive ufos
i mean the 5000 km big ufo even has a eco system inside it
Rose who wins ironman or Magento?
Tony becomes a soda can
Magneto. Unless ironman does what Ultron does and makes a suit out of the only metal Magneto cant bend
Hai Autumn!!
Good morning
Good morning!
or what if tony makes a suit of the same plastic like the sentinels are made out off
well this would make him to plastic man
the muffin man???!
You know that weird gap underneath like bathroom stalls and you can see peoples’ feet?
Socks, I saw someone with socks
On the floor
.
Say that again?

oh wait dc already have one
Burn off the entire foot it’s all contaminated
i really wanna know how magneto would work as the nightguard in freddy fazbears
Hi duck
imagine magneto ripping off an animatrionic endo skeleton out of the suit
The first one to come at him becomes a soda can
Im diyffvbbc
The one on Mulberry Lane?

Egg here
I don’t think that’s the right street
I got bleood tickets god bless Jamari Spencer
I’m doing radical corpse stunts
Silly fox, foxes don't woof, they arf at best...
Ruff
Im bilingual
Believe it or not foxes actually scream at the top of their lungs
Ohhhh
Well yeah, they also laugh and cackle like a hyena, but they are in fact canines so the do bark but it's just like Chihuahua barks
Tehe
I speak cougar AHHHHHHHHHHH
Unsure if that's what those sound like but I have no clue so I'll trust you
So many American legends are there because of cougars
also known as mountain lions and panthers
They scream so fucking loud especially during the spring/winter
Well so do I
Beep
One of the scariest things that ever happened to me was hearing cougars mating while hiking with my friends
@finite cedar I’m ready to trade those relics when you are
But not mop.
Squeak.
Lemme open my puter
It was like 9pm so it was dark as shit and super duper cold
i uhhh
Awuff
speak a little Welsh
Goob
No thats me calling her a goob
Short for “goober”
I’ll be in Maroo 4
and Myrddin Emrys is where the British stole Merlin

Well, I'm still waiting on dino roar
and its pronounced mur-thin with a long th sound
Ok I’m gonna go pass out until I have to go to work
the full 10 comes with a DLC
Later 
man this gas station pre roll got me feelin goofy
mintcraft
Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station
U can only get that bottom of the barrel nickel-infused witches brew shit here
July 1, 2021
i dont usually get it from the gas station
usually i get it from an actual smoke shop
like a 7 or 8 gram jar for $50
i gotta say, my guy hasn't let me down yet
I mean in general
damn
Fantastic
then again i've heard most of it here pales in comparison to that Dutch weed
its been legal over there for some time now
I don't partake, but my brother gets his from his girlfriends grandpa who grows it himself (legally, we're in NM) and he says it's crazy.
best euphemism for Florida ever
my grandad is also growing his own plants
hopefully its some good shit
I wake up some mornings and feel as if I know every regular human in the state
sometimes I wonder what would've happened if the Spanish kept Florida
Everyone else has to be a reptiloid, I thought Florida drivers were fine until I drove in Massachusetts and realized people use their turn signals
damn 💀
Here people just give you a lil bait swerve as warning before cutting across two lanes
where i live you take a gamble on if the driver in front of you uses them or not
even on the state highways
Don't even get me started on driving in Naples...
Driving in Naples, Florida should've been a disaster in final destination
I've seen more than one person asleep at a stop light and magically they wake up as soon as it turns green
thats wild
we're also plagued by slow drivers where i live
making a 30 minute trip into an hour long one
😭
so discord shit itself for a bit there
ah so that was a global thing
Okay so I wasnt schizo for a sec
I have arrived for the idk what time
wha happun?
Oh God it did it again
Are we back?
nah there's been several reports of connection issues
Discord you gotta lock in bro, fix mobile AND your server guys
from the status website a minute ago
Update - We are investigating issues with large guilds being unavailable
looks like it only affected servers with big populations
oh boy, having to do mod things while discord is dying is so fun
both this place and the Official Barack Obama Discord had connection problems on my end
both have six digit member counts
and its doing it again
Yo wait, I think I just hit enough DD FOR IMAGE PERMS
chat, should I?
I'm guessing it's gonna take a few minutes for the bot to work it, so I'll be back in 15
Roblox was tweaking earlier too
are we good now?
No
I have to close And reopen the app repeatedly to get messages through
Dude how did one server im in crash twice dude, right as I sent a message
apparently theres going to be a quiz on the first day of school next year🥀
Was the server down or something?
Wish with
discord be operational challenge (impossible)
it crashed like three times
on my end
this server and the obama server kept alternating on going in and out
Are we back
yeah for like the third time
look at the status website and scroll down to the api response time thingy
look at that damn spike
almost 1,500 (i assume Megabytes) per second
This place is back
wasn't just this place
most big servers got hit
TNO, Guts and Blackpowder,
and the Obama server just went back out
Woo this server and DRG are back
What is Obama server???
chat back up?
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER
i think so
That will fix itself
true
What happe?
Discord being discord
Discord shit the bed
large servers stopped loading
which is weird if you think about it
This happens at least once a year
Ah.
ah so this was just the yearly occurrence?
Alrighty then.
We’re so back….
Good to know in advance
what will
Cause I review entries.
oh yeah entries close today
what
uh oh
okay its still bugging out on mobile
i mean its not THAT bad
Always check discord status if it’s tweaking
at least on my end
TO CARL
It works alright on my iPad (don’t laugh at me)
FOR CARLLL
im coooked arent i
might be on my end let me try restarting my cellular device
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't goin home
I am just having this issue with the Jimmyhere server
But everywhere else it's fine
"Failed to send message. Hold for options 🤓"
Come on discord I'm on 12G network rn I know it's not me
i think thales doesnt like me
Sometimes issues like this just resolve themselves
no its still being fucky
But their probably still investigating so if it happens again they can fix it quicker
It’s the opposite for me now
This place works on mobile now just fine but another won’t load
nvm
My only servers that were tweaking was the Mr ballen server and this one
granted i know mobile and pc use different APIs
and apparently the mobile one is worse
It’s fine on my phone
damn
Granted I only have two bars on my phone
Oh there’s one
its gateway problems
what happend to this server?
discord is having connection problems with larger servers
oh okay
seems to be mostly fixed sans mobile
thought i keep seeing people disappear in the members list
Everyone’s white now
btw who else gets a stroke when someone tries to understand the x-men movie timeline?
i was having that problem earlier but it seems fine now
at least on PC
Does this impact nitro purchasing?
Is discord broke??
discord pretty please be back
Yeah
If it doesn’t it might take awhile for them to fix this
im noticing some servers im in not appear
oh yay
im scared
Literally all the server I’m in just glitched hella and now are back
i mean phoenix in x men 3 its part of jeans mutation but in another x men movie some kind of space storm got into jean
Seems to be fine on mobile now
Gateway problems
partially, mainly in the big servers like this
Yawn
Hai Omar
For me it was all
Nah for me it was only the servers I’m in with six digit members
Heya
🟡 🫳 💨 🍓
same, but clover is outside so it thought that its cell data was just being weird
Ooo ty
It hit a handful of others too
The Guts and Blackpowder server was down
Anyone else’s discord bugging a little?
mhm
Ah ok
Yeah it’s been like an hour now
Since the first reports
bro have literally none of my messages sent
in other news has anyone heard of the band Angine de Poitrine
they’re getting decently popular
Like I said it’s not actual API problems it’s gateway problems
nevermind
Nope
We’ve not been like
Expanding our music horizon
All we got is gate of none and sleep token
it’s really weird
the guitar and bass are microtonal, so it sounds off-key a lot of the time
Ooo
Microtonal mention
ibanez jem reference….
Who wants to ride the Flying Microtonal Banana?
Wait actually we may have listened before
the band is also from clover believes Québec
Yeah it sounds French
Quebec has a lot of French
It’s why they want independence from Canada

E half flat
listen to code monkey by jonathan coulton
yee
Left 4 Dead 2 and both Portal games
yea
he also has a few of his songs in ss14 lobbies
depending on the server and fork you play on
what just happened to the server
ah
the server keeps shutting down on me
Coughing hydrogen vs. baby bomb
Hydrogen baby bs. Coughing bomb
middle class californian vs average west virginian
That’s not even a fight
who wins
Most people I know from West Virginia have more guns than people per household
as a west virginian i can confirm this
lemme make it even
Bro I live right on the border of the Two Virginias
Glaggle yknow what time it is
average texan vs poorest person from wyoming
Adventure Time?
Joke time
hallo
I am 🛞d
Hello
wheeling is a shitty place to live
That's a tire
T R E A D S
What
wheeling is a city
You missed discord going mental
discord right now be like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I meant that I'm tired (🛞 d)
weakest austrailian vs average russian female
Allow me to introduce, Canada during the World Wars
let me introduce
geese and swans
Evil ass location
Fucking egg.
I hate how funny TikTok comments are 😭
ever been to la crosse wisconsin?
Videos already funny enough but the comments too 😭
Sweet as sugar
It’s so bad neither police force knows who has jurisdiction in my neighborhood
You ever been to Wisconsin Dells
I saw it but I couldn’t really comment on it with the server being down
shittiest place on earth
minus the capital of the us
hi rika
Touché
Now hang on bro
Servers are back yippee
Finally
DC has a lot of cool shit
Why did Julius Caesar stop writing letters?
DC is fine you CLEARLY ain't ever been to West Palm Beach
i live 15 minutes from dc
dc is shit
Because he always worried they’d be back-stabbed
Hello again Thales
hi thales
has my entry been denied 🥺
Hi Thales
DC is not shit bro I had some bomb ass burgers there
entries didn't even close yet, bucko.
Hey we back up
dont call me bucko
NYC is an amazing ass city that I want to live in so bad
bucko
And the museums were wonderful
???
Why didn’t soldiers like trench warfare?
why does it need to be offensive
Child😭😭😭😭
Idk why?
top 10 lies
bucko isn't even an insult
Because it was a deep problem
if we ignore 2500 rent for a 1 squared meter
What do you have against NYC bro
Damn
and without getting into politics, the mayor is hot 🫦
Yes buuuuut you get to live in NYC
lady gaga
You couldn’t pay me a million dollars to live in NYC
nobody is gonna pay you anything
I wanna live in the northeast so bad bro every time I go there it's amazing
mamdani??
what does lady gaga have to do with anything 💀
jensen ackles is hotter
i will die on this hill
this guy is just random
not history but:
Why did the archaeologist break up with their partner?
The same relevance Winston Churchill does to this convo, absolutely none
Because they were digging up too much old stuff
the moment i get gif perms
Lmao
no gifs are allowed in general
👿
❤️
AWH CMON
I’ve always wanted to go metal detecting at an old battlefield
Pennsylvania, NY, Massachusettes, Vermont 🥰
unexploded ordinance found speedrun any %
I wanna go there now
In the US?
At most an old civil war cannonball
ehhhh best is unexploded grapeshot
at worst you step on a calthrop
demo 5 block tales was a banger
w ninjago pfp
Nah I’d have to fly to France for that
wait no im stupid
Look up the Zone Rouge
There’s regions of France that World War 1 has left inhabitable to this day
Like I’ll crunch some numbers for you
inhabitable means livable
Thales is 6'10 I wouldn't mess around with him
im 4'3
i have more anger than him
Thales is from south Carolina they eat nothing but Arby's and don't sleep there
im from west virginia
we have uhhh
drunk people and mothman
Mothman isn’t gonna save you
Elite ball knowledge
flatwoods monster isnt real
Well then you haven’t seen Flatwoods, WV
But I also have another one
More evidence for flatwoods monster than mothman btw
Grafton Monster
mothman mor goated
Also everyone in Mason County is high off their ass on exhaust fumes and moonshine
What are we talking about again?
i live in the panhandle now
up to you to determine which one
but its much worse than central
Can confirm I almost tripped several times when I was in the woods the other day
You said you lived near DC so it’s the Eastern panhandle
what if im lying
i frequently lie about my location
What I wanna know is how twigs and woodchips randomly get under my feet in my shoes
I put them there
dont yoou have webbed feet?
My friend told me that he was so lost on the chem exam that he started drawing tung tung tung sahur
Why does that matter
There are shoes made for ducks
you ignored me when i said hi
thats a goose
He identifies as a duck
and i identify as a fat chud
Sorry but that wasn’t really the most important thing I had to reply to
But you’re part of the same biological family

thats like saying sherpas are human

Oh boy...
You saved it I was scared for a second
Yeah I was gonna say lmao
What are we even talking about? What did I miss while I was in school?
What else?
I love rice
What else did I miss?


Not much else tbh
wdym
my shitposting is not uneducated
yeah well its not really something you should do here
at least that kinda humor
like you worded it in a way that could've been extremely offensive
yeah I get that now
had to look up who they were just to remember
remembered they were the mountain climbers
What???
yeye
they grow up around mountains
its actually quite interesting
indeed
i think tibetan monks too
that one mountain where they lay down, stand up, lay down, stand up around the entire base of a mountain
this is uneducated, so correct any inaccuracies
AAAAAHHHHHHH
I wish
I'd be makin bank
ive been to 3 of the resturants
restwaunts
westwaunts hes been too
the uwuspeak has stawted
Bruh
Hatred deez nuts
wait was i forced to chage my name

The Invincible Boogie
Slow walkers are the bane of my existence
Mark I made a groove
I got my fish!!
Dd?
Guys how do I know if my video made it into ylyl?
meow
She a circle
you'll get a dm from the jimmyherebot
the bot dms you if your video got approved but it doesn't mean if you'll see your video on stream, let alone the actual ylyl vid
Why can't I submit my meme
read #ylyl-rules❗ and I suggest changing that pfp
Tnx I submitted like 4 hours ago and haven't gotten a dm
give it some time
Okay
yeah it takes a while
mods gotta sift through all the submissions
Y'all this new ylyl comes out on my bday ain't that nice
My goats getting evicted
what
The wall of sound guy is getting evicted
who
Yall fw the pfp
fuh yeah
There's this guy on Instagram who covered his entire wall in speakers. Now he's getting evicted for noise complaints.
And I mean like a warehouse wall
play stupid games earn stupid prizes ig
🫴 🍪
play french games win french prizes
Fuck that the dudes cool as shit
yay I love French stuff
waow cool shit man
its a Chauchat
He just blasts rock and metal in his warehouse
OH FUCJ TEAHGRV FIYES ETD YESYES BARJABRJD EHQKWOF
damn
I either want a mas 38 or a trapdoor rifle
ngl i'd also be happy with a Snider-Enfield too
like some authentic greek gyros
quirky rifle that one is
😭
"okay but id trust him to say mayonnaise"
if i had nitro i would yoink that sticker
MAYO DE NOCHE
Arby's Greek gyro🤤
WHATTT
nah fuck arbys
Arby's is overhated
im talking authentic
Arby’s cross over
I love arbys
i wanna go back to greece
im gonna take a page out of Huggbees philosophy
No wait it’s take over I ruined the meme
Arby's French dip royale was great
Alright to the shower I go cya
How do I introduce the idea of going to a concert to my parents without having them hear the music
Cuz the music is not for untrained ears
what band even is it?
never heard of em
He announced he was coming to my city on my birthday
my parents went to a concert on the weekend and they both came home late with bruises
they were in a mosh pit
dunno what band though
There's a very minor chance that if you were on TikTok a lot recently you've heard his song munni & drugs
Ok yeah youve never heard of this guy for sure
unless i see reposts in my youtube shorts feed
how do i get acces to the channel so i can try to put vids in a you laugh you lose?
Anyways the reason I'm going to his concert is one because I love his music but 2 every one of his concerts is incredibly weird
Read the ylyl rules
ok
how the hell do i remove my YLYL role
Like his most recent one in warsaw he actually became an entity on the stage
I think if you remove your reaction from #ylyl-rules❗ you lose the role
i dont have anything reacted there
then you need to ask a mod to remove it
Guh
also i can't remove my pokemon trainer rank
neither can i thumbnail crew
i guess thats what happens for using the server for too long
you can remove both in the channels and roles menu for the server
i managed to remove the trainer idk why that wasnt taking itself off
but like thumbnail crew isnt even an option there
Thumbnail crew was Nuked
is TC unused?
if so guess ill keep it
i just got tired of getting spam pinged every week
Just mute the channel
for some reason pings ignore mute
even if i set it to no pings
idk weird stuff
Then your shit is bugging
you have to mute the server
not just pings
the notification of a ping will still show cause discord doesn't care
but it won't make the sound
What he said
yep thats what i had lol
no sound but +6 notifs
annoying as hell cuz it shows up in general
did you try muting the announcements channel itself
Sigh I'm so niche nobody here knows KEiiNO
bro there's several niche bands i listen to
i've tried twice to get someone into Brian Jonestown Massacre and both times have failed
yep, guess ill have to mute the server
or somehow get rid of YLYL
Heh.. do you know parannoul
wait can ANYONE take off their YLYL role
you can either ping an admin and ask to get the pings roles removes
no
Starting over
I did
you have to ask for it or leave-rejoin
no you didnt
okay you win that one
Myyy hearts a stereo
When I was really into mbv someone told me about them
yeah super niche
How do I get to speak in memes
Nope
What’s up Mr John S
only ever released a single album
What’s good
#roles if you read it it tells you everything you need regarding image perms

And went on to scourge guitar centers for the rest of time
They made music after that
yeah but it never lived up to their second album
not to say its bad
and like 99% of people know Oasis as the Wonderwall band
from their second album in 1995
I need dd
My dad might be the number one oasis and sublime glazer of all time

i love their music
And Beck
🫴 🍪
Beck is absolute 🔥
hits absolutely harder faded
and he did a collab with Gorillaz not too long ago
Really
Oh right pagans
Wow I can’t believe I’ve been here for 5 years
And possession island I think
ancient
oh here's another niche band I like
I hate sound machine so I don't remember it
Super Furry Animals
That sounds so familiar
Did they make uhh
Something for the week
just checking, did the server go out for yall too?
Are they the ones with the tanks
Or the one tank I suppose
I guess I’m js goated
500 a1 freebrams
interesting
also do me a favor so im not the only to experience
look at the music video for their song Hello Sunshine
some whack shit that is
they also have the guinness world record for longest title for an EP
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwllantysiliogogogochynygofod (In Space)
guys ans gals
Sunshine? Like geometry dash?
i bought a tv
What kind?
tv kind
Really?
smart tv?
🫴 🏎️
No but in the future I'm thinking of getting a new gaming chair
Why is it that people in these bands always have the weirdest names ever
built in toilet?
Huw??? Daf???
they're Welsh 💀
I guess
i agree tho, the Welsh language is wild, but its lovely
coll
"If you don't want me to destroy you"
Take a leaf something something
How do they even pick videos for you laugh? You lose, is it just first? Come first, serve?
your life
also their lead singer collabed with Gorillaz for Superfast Jellyfish
Your life you lose 
videos for my life
Gorillaz will collab with anyone and everyone
Also because Damon needs to have his fingers in every pie ever
Working tho
also, no, i watch ALL the videos, the best are selected. ''best'' being understood as what is ok.
It's not even the message anymore. I edited it.😭
Oh, okay, thanks.
Thales already called it out 
Tehe






