general

[coral token]

and trans wrongs too

[languid grove]

Oh my gah why is this song fire

[opaque oak]

Sudden Miku

[zinc frigate]

True

[languid grove]

[coral token]

bryce after transitioning be like

[zinc frigate]

If they don’t support trans rights I commit trans wrongs

[coral token]

TransUp

[opaque oak]

We know trans people can go right, but can they go left

[zinc frigate]

Cannot wait to get home. Waiting in line for lunch

[opaque oak]

How do we counter clockwise trans people

[zinc frigate]

Actually I’m going trans ups

[languid grove]

What about trans down

[zinc frigate]

I’m doing my trans up up down down left right left right b a start rn

[opaque oak]

Trans CIA agent, call it transmission 🚗

[indigo hull]

so whimsical

[graceful phoenix]

My dorm had to evacuate for a fire alarm while I was eating

My meatloaf is cold now :(

[indigo hull]

mmm, microwave

[graceful phoenix]

There's no microwave in the cafeteria somehow

[indigo hull]

mmmmmmmmBEEP...BEEP...BEEP

[gritty temple]

Make a bonfire (don’t do this)

[indigo hull]

roasted over an open fire

on the bridge over troubled waters

[real python]

Hmmmm

[indigo hull]

Floobster Morgan

[opaque oak]

Why didn’t you take the meatloaf with you?

[real python]

Fr

[crimson merlin]

WHERE IS THALES BECAUSE I AM READY TO RAISE HELL

[languid grove]

@coral token hey buddy I think you have a fan

[coral token]

sigh.

not interested

[languid grove]

HELP

[crimson merlin]

morris demands to know why he was banned from the server

[graceful phoenix]

they dont like people taking dishes out of the cafeteria

[languid grove]

Who tf is Morris

[finite radish]

Hello all

[opaque oak]

Hugh Morris from Tomodachi Life??

[languid grove]

Oh wait this is about Slayer

[finite radish]

?

[indigo hull]

apparently

[languid grove]

Dw about it

[indigo hull]

wait let me reword

[crimson merlin]

Gerald "Deimos" Morris

[languid grove]

[crimson merlin]

he says is he not allowed to listen to music while in this server anymore

[opaque oak]

Who?

[coral token]

they know why.

[languid grove]

PFFT

[ruby zealot]

im confused

[coral token]

and we will not be giving explanations. they know they were ban evading.

moving on ❤️

[crimson merlin]

is he not allowed to listen to hollywood undead

[coral token]

nobody said so

and again, we owe no explanations

[languid grove]

[crimson merlin]

he also says you are dumb thales

[coral token]

i could not care less

wait, i do. i care even less.

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

Lalalala

[indigo hull]

none of us particularly care

[languid grove]

Wait Glaggle in the propeller hat get up would be fire

[opaque oak]

Isn’t this the band that spouts homophobic and misogynistic shit?

[ruby zealot]

no

[languid grove]

It’s not even because of that so dw

[languid grove]

WHY NOT??

[ruby zealot]

because i said so

[languid grove]

You can’t stop me

The canvas is already made

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

it would be very silly

[graceful phoenix]

you know what really grinds my gears?

[indigo hull]

let her do it

[ruby zealot]

fine i suppose

[graceful phoenix]

People who say that the banana duct taped to a wall is not art

[opaque oak]

If not art then why does it bring a tear to my eye

[graceful phoenix]

because 7 years later, if you still think about that banana, then you just prove that it is a very successful art piece. You are getting mad at a banana from 7 years ago. If that's not art, then idk what is.

[indigo hull]

holy shit you right

[crimson merlin]

💀

[ruby zealot]

dude..are you real?

[indigo hull]

dude... i think i am?

[graceful phoenix]

dude... dude..?

[ruby zealot]

That's actually some pretty solid evidence

[indigo hull]

RENE DESCARTES!?!

[ruby zealot]

RENE DESCARTES!?!

[opaque oak]

This must be some kind of ball knowledge I have yet to obtain

[ruby zealot]

they cogitod my egro till i sumd

[indigo hull]

allow me to enlighten you

[opaque oak]

Allowed

[indigo hull]

check #memes

[opaque oak]

LMAO WTF

[indigo hull]

incredible stuff right

[ruby zealot]

its so peak it makes me think

so
i am

[crimson merlin]

🖕

[urban valve]

Yeehaw school is done

[coral token]

bro fighting with the air

[opaque oak]

Why the FUCK did MJF just react to my message

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

rika do you think?

[languid grove]

AR AR AR

[ruby zealot]

[real python]

[ruby zealot]

she didnt let me do a joke banned for 5 years

[languid grove]

I said something very wise

[real python]

5 million years

[proper crest]

Wisdomous

[ruby zealot]

geese do you think?

[proper crest]

No

[crimson merlin]

[ruby zealot]

@indigo hull holy shit geese isn't

news breaking

[indigo hull]

damn

[real python]

Are you sure

[proper crest]

We do not think therefore we do not am

[ruby zealot]

like i always say: they cogitod my egro till i sumd

[languid grove]

Why are you now Chinese Dexter

[real python]

[urban valve]

Hose

[real python]

The humble horse when I'm hungry:

[real python]

Not the basic discord sticker bro

[urban valve]

[proper crest]

What is mordecai doing

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

slacking off on the job thats what

[ruby zealot]

MORDECAI AND RIGBY GO FIGHT KRATOS OR YOU'RE FIRED

[crimson merlin]

ok so none of yall have read dungeon crawler carl

[real python]

Dude Benson gonna be pissed

[urban valve]

Ehahahah

[real python]

Nite time

[ruby zealot]

true

[olive void]

𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙗𝙧𝙤 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙤

[urban valve]

My uncle decimated a bird on the way home

The bird swooped down while we were going 70

[drowsy bridge]

Give it some Tylenol

[urban valve]

It’s dead

[crimson merlin]

lol

rip little birdie

[drowsy bridge]

You ever play tf2?

[urban valve]

I don’t even know where bro went

[urban valve]

Who hasn’t

[crimson merlin]

no ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[drowsy bridge]

Everywhere

[proper crest]

:)

[urban valve]

The bird flew out of heavy

Wait was heavy the one with the bird

[drowsy bridge]

Yeah

And then the bird got trapped in scout’s chest

[urban valve]

Oh yeah that one Easter egg

[indigo hull]

no the bird was medic's

Archimedes

[proper crest]

Ah

Yea we’ve never played tf2

[ruby zealot]

hey glaggle
Why did the Titanic sink?

[crimson merlin]

i have not played tf2

[proper crest]

Cold

[crimson merlin]

no please glagge dont say it

we dont need a history lesson today

[ruby zealot]

Because it didn't sea that coming.

[proper crest]

Stealing your knees

[ruby zealot]

AAAAAAHHHHHH

[crimson merlin]

ha ha ha that one was a knee slapper

not really lol\

[indigo hull]

in ireland, they called em kneecappers

[ruby zealot]

Why did the Great Wall of China take so long to build?

[indigo hull]

dunno but its a total lie that you can see it from space

[ruby zealot]

Because the contractors kept walling on the phone

yes im doing puns

[crimson merlin]

ew puns

[real python]

Not ew

[crimson merlin]

yes ew

[ruby zealot]

Why did Isaac Newton fail his driving test?

[crimson merlin]

we do not care

[indigo hull]

who is we?

we not speaking French here

[real python]

You don't speak for us bro

[ruby zealot]

Because he couldn't stop gravitating towards the curb

[indigo hull]

[crimson merlin]

you are not funny

[indigo hull]

idk man

this is peak comedy

[obtuse marten]

Huff

[ruby zealot]

Why did the Vikings never get lost at sea?

Because they always Norse where they were going

[indigo hull]

[bleak warren]

i love puns

[ruby zealot]

Why did Beethoven fire his secretary?

Because she kept noting everything down but couldn't hear a word he said

okay thats enough jokes

[crimson merlin]

ok new updates on the situation with slayer he is kind of still mad about the ban and even more mad because thales wouldnt give an explanation

[indigo hull]

we do not care

its over with, stop bringing it up

[crimson merlin]

tell that to slayer oh wait you fucking cant because he got banned

[obtuse marten]

??

[ruby zealot]

Why was Ancient Egypt so good at math?

[indigo hull]

don't ask

[coral token]

We don't care

[obtuse marten]

✌🏾

[coral token]

I repeat , we don't care

[ruby zealot]

Because they were always working with pyramid schemes

[coral token]

And we won't care in the future either

[obtuse marten]

Lmao

[obtuse marten]

I hate that I laughed at this

[ruby zealot]

you gotta admit its pretty funny tho

[crimson merlin]

slayer says he wasnt evading

he was standing his ground

[coral token]

He was and he knows it 🙂

[indigo hull]

Caligula? I hardly know her

[ruby zealot]

Why was the Cold War so tense?

[obtuse marten]

That one gif of that judge dude from jjk

[obtuse marten]

Hypothermia

[ruby zealot]

Because nobody wanted to break the ice.

[coral token]

Wait I just realized

[indigo hull]

damn that one was good

[coral token]

YOU'RE ALREADY CALLING THEM SLAYER LMAO

[indigo hull]

and surprisingly accurate too

[coral token]

Slayer WAS the account that was banned long ago.

😭

[ruby zealot]

slayer like....that slayer

[crimson merlin]

you also banned his alt

morris wwas his alt

[coral token]

Correct!

We know!

[ruby zealot]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAD A FEELING

[coral token]

That's why he was re-banned!

[obtuse marten]

I SUSPECTED IT BUT I DIDNT WANT TO SAY ANYTHING.

[coral token]

Genius.

[ruby zealot]

SAME

[urban valve]

lolzies

[coral token]

"I was not ban evading" proceeds to explain he was

[urban valve]

smartest species btw

[obtuse marten]

Sonion I'm actually crine 😭

[coral token]

Evolution btw

Onion yum

[crimson merlin]

thales he says he is "laughing his fucking ass off" at you

[obtuse marten]

I like onions

[urban valve]

evolution is an old word for humans tbh, we're devolving BADLY

[coral token]

Do you want me to say I don't care in another language?

[urban valve]

he did say that yes

[coral token]

No me importa

[languid grove]

[real python]

3rd times the charm ass edit

[crimson merlin]

he says you are lying from your ass

[obtuse marten]

Thales I don't wanna tell you how to do your job but I lowk think you should just time this dude

[urban valve]

how tf do you mess up the dm

[bleak warren]

oh man. it's been a while since we had a banned guy send one of his cronies

[coral token]

Whatever he says, I don't give a fuck.

We have the proof ❤️

And you just admitted to it btw.

[obtuse marten]

Send this guy to the dungeon please

[real python]

[crimson merlin]

IF YOU WANT TO QUESTION HIM PUT HIM IN A GROUP DM

[indigo hull]

the Super Scary Labryinth of Fear even

[real python]

That's effort

[coral token]

No I don't want to question him.

[languid grove]

PFFT

[ruby zealot]

you think a french revolution joke is okay?

[coral token]

He will not be unbanned, have a great day

[languid grove]

How is this still going on

[obtuse marten]

This is pathetic bro 😭

[languid grove]

WASSSAAAA

[urban valve]

brooo

[obtuse marten]

WASSSAAAA

[languid grove]

[real python]

Must've been the wind

[obtuse marten]

I got end of course assessment coming up

[languid grove]

AAAAAAA

[urban valve]

lmao

[obtuse marten]

So I'm prepping for that

[indigo hull]

depends on the government in power

[languid grove]

You gotta lock in lil bro

[real python]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I scream better.

[autumn pendant]

mb gng i had to change the subject

[indigo hull]

oh whats that? President Napoleon is now Emperor Napoleon III?

[obtuse marten]

I also gotta figure out how to get my learners permit

[autumn pendant]

peace and love

[obtuse marten]

And I gotta fill out my birthday wishlist because we're doing that now

[indigo hull]

-# true story btw

[languid grove]

So much to do

[coral token]

My birthday is in June

[obtuse marten]

Happy birthday

[real python]

My birthday ends in 1 hour

[ruby zealot]

Why was the guillotine so popular?

[crimson merlin]

from slayer

[languid grove]

Fellow gay month birth

[autumn pendant]

LMAO

[real python]

Give up gng

[bleak warren]

that seems appropriate

[obtuse marten]

Thales pack him up bro please

[coral token]

It couldn't be any other way

[obtuse marten]

Ibeg

[indigo hull]

you too?

[autumn pendant]

son im ngl i dont think anybody cares

[obtuse marten]

I just got here and I'm already irritated

[ruby zealot]

Because it was a real head-turner

[crimson merlin]

and keep in mind i am just a messenger for slayer atp

[ruby zealot]

same

[obtuse marten]

Bro we don't care

[autumn pendant]

@crimson merlin js wrap it up, it aint worth your time

[real python]

NOBODY FORCING YOU GNG

[languid grove]

Yours is the 22nd?

[coral token]

Stop it, because nothing will change

[obtuse marten]

Holy fuck

[crimson merlin]

also from slayer

[coral token]

Yes mam

[ashen dagger]

Huh

[real python]

Does this guy have your family or something?

[obtuse marten]

Dude being annoying.

[languid grove]

What day is yours

[indigo hull]

get out while you still can for the sake of your braincells

[indigo hull]

literally June 1st lmao

[crimson merlin]

real

[languid grove]

Oooh

[obtuse marten]

Holy shit happy birthday

[languid grove]

That is a good date

[ashen dagger]

Dojt worry the worms in my beain are alreyad speakig y o em

[real python]

[obtuse marten]

I'm saying this now because I'll forget later

[languid grove]

IT’S NOT HIS BIRTHDAY THAT’S BAD LUCK

[indigo hull]

das is gud

[ruby zealot]

yknow what this reminds me of? that one scene in the 300

[languid grove]

[ashen dagger]

I wish i could say i forced that but no that just happens

[urban valve]

im watching homer simpson edits on my for you page as i tab into discord while kicking my feet, what a joyus day

[obtuse marten]

IM GOING TO FORGET LATER

[indigo hull]

i type too fast for my own good

[languid grove]

HE WILL HAVE A BIRTHDAY ROLE TO REMIND YOU STUPID

[coral token]

Brother I said stop

[crimson merlin]

again from slayer

[indigo hull]

assuming i can set it up

[coral token]

Or you'll join him

[ashen dagger]

Sometimes i just foeget words entirely as i say them in my head to type

[coral token]

I'm being outta here

[indigo hull]

rip

[real python]

[gritty temple]

Thales wouldn’t do that because im still here

[coral token]

Ok I'm done with this dumbass lol

[ruby zealot]

Why was the Space Race so intense?

[mild oriole]

Oh nah take them tired of dat cat

[gritty temple]

If Thales was banning people for being off I would’ve gotten banned a long while ago before having a chance to change hdjdhd

[coral token]

Anyways how's the night

[urban valve]

this has me cackling

[indigo hull]

you are a hero

[ruby zealot]

Because everyone needed space to win.

[urban valve]

pretty good, you?

[coral token]

Great

[obtuse marten]

Wait

Did I fucking miss something

[coral token]

I'm making vichyssoise soup

[ruby zealot]

okay thats enough jokes im dragging it

[indigo hull]

hang on let me have a crack at it

[obtuse marten]

"what is wrong with you...why are you Chinese."

[gritty temple]

Meow meow

[dry rock]

Thales

[coral token]

Swap

[real python]

Hmmmmm

[urban valve]

im just waiting for volleyball practice to start

[obtuse marten]

Can someone please explain why floob is Chinese.

[dry rock]

Thoughts on the repo update soon

[gritty temple]

Kitty cat outside is sick poor meow meow

[ruby zealot]

idk

[real python]

Because I'm going to China

[languid grove]

No one knows, I think it’s a medical condition

[ruby zealot]

really?

[real python]

Me and the boys got our visas approved

[ruby zealot]

that's so cool

[dry rock]

I think he was bit

[ruby zealot]

i also wanna go to china someday

[real python]

Honley bit me now im chinese

[languid grove]

Is Honley Chinese?

[ruby zealot]

i dont think so

[real python]

No..m

[dry rock]

HES BRITISH

[indigo hull]

true

i wanna go see Hong Kong

[languid grove]

YOU STUPID

[mild oriole]

Is Thales existed he would be existing right now

[languid grove]

YOU CAN BE BRITISH AND CHINESE

[ruby zealot]

JIMCORD CHINA TRIP 2028

[coral token]

True

[dry rock]

Ik

[indigo hull]

...just like Hong Kong lmao

[urban valve]

i dont want to go to china

im busy that day

[ruby zealot]

...i didnt even say which day

[languid grove]

I need to stop fidgeting with a dice

[real python]

Jim cord trip to Shanghai

[dry rock]

Wb yesterday

[indigo hull]

you know the guy who made the Terracotta army?

[languid grove]

I thrifted this really cool D30

[urban valve]

im free

[ruby zealot]

no?

[indigo hull]

he apparently believed that mercury was the key to immortality

[dry rock]

Bet cmon

[real python]

Freddy?

[indigo hull]

like he would take mercury pills because he thought it would make him immortal

[ruby zealot]

oh wait i think i know what you mean

[urban valve]

going to china to hang out with people from online?

[real python]

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eeeeeyyeeeee

[indigo hull]

and the reason we haven't excavated much of his tomb is because its full of mercury

[ruby zealot]

they have a shit ton of mercury there

[indigo hull]

im talking like rivers of this shit

[dry crest]

I drink mercury

[urban valve]

can we go to the elephant's foot

[real python]

Yes

[indigo hull]

yeah

[urban valve]

i want a sample

[real python]

Bermuda triangle trip

[ruby zealot]

peak

[indigo hull]

after 40 years of decay its become similar to sand

[ruby zealot]

what is

[real python]

We could go to Siberia

[ruby zealot]

lets go mongolia

[real python]

Bhutan

[ruby zealot]

chad

[indigo hull]

gotta go see Vladivostok for my boy Alexander Kolchak

[urban valve]

Chernobyl's most radioactive remanent from the explosion

[ruby zealot]

oh

[coral token]

So is my bathroom

[real python]

Group trip to the KFC chicken factory

[ruby zealot]

PEAK

[indigo hull]

yes he does

[real python]

[autumn pendant]

but when iiiiii

[coral token]

You don't wanna know

[ruby zealot]

glaggle i have one final joke left

[urban valve]

you right

[ruby zealot]

Why was the the Great Depression so quiet?

Because nobody had any cents to speak

[coral token]

I don't think it was great

[indigo hull]

[obtuse marten]

I wanna start from the top.

Maybe like a do over.

[languid grove]

I feel way too stressed to sleep tbh

[real python]

Shooooouuuuld stay

[obtuse marten]

What's stressing you out Doug

[ruby zealot]

neither was ww1 when it was called "the great war"

[obtuse marten]

"the war to end all wars" my ass

[languid grove]

It’s nothing I can talk about here, just worried about someone

[ruby zealot]

the ww1 soldier when i accidentally say "so this is ww1?"

[real python]

I don't think anything will compare to the dread of the 2.0 great war update

[indigo hull]

its crazy to think the of what alternative ripple effects could've happened if the opposite side won

if it wasn't another case of "Britain winning"

cos lets face it, its boring

[urban valve]

ww1 "the war to end all wars"

[indigo hull]

21 years later Germany was like "I didn't hear no bell"

and thats the only WW2 joke you get out of me

[coral token]

Well I guess we'll have to find another way to india

[urban valve]

india lowk aint even real bruh

[coral token]

Time to conquer all of India

Most of India

[indigo hull]

its funny you say that because Colonization indirectly killed the Italian maritime republics of Venice and Genoa

[ruby zealot]

goddamn turkey

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

hey i get that reference

[indigo hull]

yeah there were tons of East India Companies

British, French, VOC, Danish (yeah the Danish had posts in India and Africa)

[ruby zealot]

no i mean its from a bill wurtz vid called "the history of the entire world i guess"

[indigo hull]

tbh

don't care much about his videos

i don't see the appeal

[coral token]

I don't see the appeal in you either but here we are

[ruby zealot]

[urban valve]

jimmy should start making history videos

[ruby zealot]

no

[coral token]

I don't think he knows what happened yesterday

[urban valve]

good point

[mossy tendon]

[urban valve]

i mean he could just cover everything a day later

[coral token]

History? What about herstory

[obtuse marten]

All I've done since I came home is mosh in the living room

[indigo hull]

herstory, why not themstory?

[coral token]

Westory

[ruby zealot]

glaggle do you know a youtuber named "serious history"?

[indigo hull]

just looked into it

seems interesting

[languid grove]

[dry rock]

Ohhh rika

[woven flicker]

Roar

[ruby zealot]

get hugged and loved stinky

[woven flicker]

ACK ICK

[verbal anchor]

Omar!

[woven flicker]

Roar

[ruby zealot]

YOU

[verbal anchor]

Haii

[verbal anchor]

Me!

[ruby zealot]

where have you been.

[verbal anchor]

Uhhhh. Uhhhhh. Hell, maybe, yeah, hell, smh

[woven flicker]

Hru

[verbal anchor]

Magical!

[woven flicker]

“Magical”

[ruby zealot]

really? what layer

[queen hinge]

You!!

[verbal anchor]

The Magic layer

[indigo hull]

one summons the other

[verbal anchor]

@queen hinge

[ruby zealot]

SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT

[queen hinge]

Hehe

[coral token]

Who salted the sea

[feral oasis]

hi

[ruby zealot]

it was rika

[verbal anchor]

Hallo

[verbal anchor]

GASP

[real python]

Gallo

[verbal anchor]

Floob!!

[indigo hull]

Gallic

[real python]

[zenith needle]

Hi

[storm whale]

[zenith needle]

How’s everybody day been?

[verbal anchor]

Magical

[queen hinge]

@verbal anchor Feeling evil rn so I’m pinging you

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[queen hinge]

I had to do it :p

[lusty walrus]

[lusty gorge]

@verbal anchor I too am feeling evil so I too shall ping u

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[lusty walrus]

I am feeling small.

[mild oriole]

@verbal anchor IM ALSO EVIL

[verbal anchor]

Have you checked dms

[lusty walrus]

Is there anyone else here who's also small?

[lusty gorge]

[lusty gorge]

I did yes

The second design is better

[queen hinge]

Wife, Hello

[verbal anchor]

Hallo

[queen hinge]

How are you all!

[lusty walrus]

I feel small, do you know anyone else who also feels small?

[queen hinge]

Is this a Rika joke Perhaps?

Because she small?

[lusty walrus]

Idk.

[verbal anchor]

Why aren't you large guy anymore smh

[lusty walrus]

Because I am not a large guy, I'm A- [title card].

[lusty gorge]

I'ma pick u up and put u on my shoulder like groot

[indigo hull]

throwing myself into the woes of working on a comprehensive timeline

[queen hinge]

Ivsee

[long vigil]

guh

[lusty gorge]

Skidoodoo

[long vigil]

guh

[lusty walrus]

Okay.

[verbal anchor]

Do i have to ping her

[lusty walrus]

No.

[lusty gorge]

It's gonna be like the giant gingi scene from Shrek 2

[lusty walrus]

I haven't seen Shrek 2.

[coral token]

JG

[lusty gorge]

Ok I am now blocking you until you have seen it

[lusty walrus]

[storm whale]

ragabaga

[lusty gorge]

JG
Just a Guy?
Me?

[real python]

[lusty walrus]

There's a problem with that because I don't think I can watch Shrek 2.

I don't think I have a streaming service that has Shrek 2. . .

[lusty gorge]

Fucking
Pirated movie app

Just pirate a almost twenty year old movie

[lusty walrus]

Eeeh. . .

I'm too lazy to go through allat.

It's ironic. . .

I willingly choose to go through the hassle of making lobotomized ships in a video game, but I willingly choose not to download a pirating movie app.

[olive void]

gog

[real python]

Gog

[dreamy knoll]

its real

[floral badge]

aint no way jimmy announced the ylyl entries 26 hours after they opened 🥀

[indigo hull]

he indeed did that

[coral token]

we open them before he does so they're already open when he does. it also gives people extra time.

[indigo hull]

I have ruined generations of one ant colony with a bottle of deer park water

[floral badge]

Not complaining btw its just funny

[prime canopy]

PlayStation just obliterated themselves with this idiotic move
For some reason, they decided it was a good idea to make digitally bought games into “ you don’t own shit “inator 3000 and you get 30 days to play your games , also you can lose this game license incredibly easily , it’s so bugged

[floral badge]

im lowk running out of stuff to submit ive already squeezed 4 submissions in

[storm whale]

what

you only get 30 days to play games you buy?

[indigo hull]

10 bucks says this doesn’t even last four months

Before they start losing profits to valve and Nintendo

[storm whale]

it better not last A month

[prime canopy]

They were already losing money 💀

[storm whale]

it'll be a lot worse

[indigo hull]

Istg how is it Valve is like the only game company that understands its fans without putting out new games

[storm whale]

especially with Xbox looking not shit for the first time in years

not good but not so shit

[storm whale]

Valve has GabeN

[indigo hull]

This is true

[floral badge]

They’re a private company so (im pretty sure) gabe can do pretty much anything

[prime canopy]

If Gabe dies , gaming is fucked

[storm whale]

our lord and savior GabeN

[floral badge]

(as long as its actually legal)

[real python]

I had my xbox modded

[indigo hull]

Nah he’ll be an AI akin to Glados

[real python]

It is no longer asscheeks

[storm whale]

I believe he is training someone to prevent this

[indigo hull]

I’m making sure of it

[floral badge]

so he doesnt have the pressure to absolutely max out profits

[rancid garden]

type of shit i was saying in 2013

[storm whale]

it's true

[prime canopy]

Will that person listen ?

[storm whale]

no fucking clue

[indigo hull]

We can only hope

[rancid garden]

nah but fr if gabe dies valve will fall off so hard

[real python]

Honestly. If Gabe dies I just know Valve is gonna do a notch.

[indigo hull]

Nah the contingency plan if he dies is to release Half Life 3

[real python]

The vultures gonna swoop in

[rancid garden]

i want hl3 to come out so i can stop hearing nerds talk about shit like fornite collabs

[real python]

2 billion from daddy Microsoft

[rancid garden]

like bro we do not care if white guy #3343 is now on fornite

[indigo hull]

I’m surprised we haven’t got that yet

Fortnite x Half-Life

[storm whale]

valve

[rancid garden]

mixing ass with peak

[prime canopy]

There’s freaking Ben 10 in Fortnite
And the btd dart monkey

[rancid garden]

they kinda fucked up the ben 10 collab

u can tell the ben 10 collab was made by a bunch of larpers

[real python]

With the way they keep collabing at Halloween its inevitable we will get Dexter Morgan in fortnite before the decade ends

That will be the fall of man

[rancid garden]

"ah yes let's give UAF ben classic show heatblast"

[indigo hull]

I’d be shocked if they actually did it

[real python]

We got art the clown and the fucking grabber

Dexter is tame in comparison

[indigo hull]

Damn 💀

Who’s next? Winston fucking Churchill?

[rancid garden]

i mean tbh

fortnite is clearly just collab with shit to stay relevant. without them, nobody would care about fortnite lmao

[real python]

Just gimme Doakes

Please if they do that just give us Doakes so its at least funny

[prime canopy]

The grabber ?

[real python]

Black Phone guy

[indigo hull]

And Nerf did the same shit with Fortnite to stay relevant after all their other lines began flopping

[prime canopy]

The guy who dies in the first movie then doesn’t really exist in the second ?

[real python]

Yeah

That guy

[prime canopy]

What kind of slasher dies and doesn’t come back from the dead through ridiculous means

[indigo hull]

Lmao

Literally the epitome of the Slasher genre in the 80s

Scream would do the same thing

[prime canopy]

Guy sucks ( not the movie though , black phone is alright )

[indigo hull]

And inadvertently pull a Two Face

Living long enough to become the villain

[prime canopy]

The thing about scream is that, it’s not just one guy

[real python]

Like I swear Art the Clown is just a godlike entity at this point

[indigo hull]

This is true

And I do respect them for it

[real python]

I've seen that mf get decapitated now and shrug it off

[indigo hull]

Literally the only one who makes sense is Freddy Krueger

[prime canopy]

Art is a hyperbole of classic slashers

[indigo hull]

Since he isn’t a ‘human’

[real python]

Ghostface makes sense too tbf

The worst offender is Jason fucking Vorhees

[prime canopy]

That’s right, he’s an evil spirit

[indigo hull]

And Michael Myers too don’t forget

They introduced the cult stuff in the sixth film

[real python]

Michael Myers is at least written a bit better

It's still stupid but at least it kinda makes sense

[indigo hull]

Ehhh true

[prime canopy]

Candyman is also part of the “ doesn’t make sense “ party
Since he’s an urban legend

[indigo hull]

I loved that movie

Didn’t care much for the sequel

[real python]

Welcome to Derry saved Pennywise from that issue

[indigo hull]

I haven’t seen it yet is it good?

[real python]

Or whatever the series is called imma be real I never watch it sober

[indigo hull]

Damn

[prime canopy]

I mean, pennywise is an alien, it was stated in the Chinese spinoff of all things

[indigo hull]

No I think it’s referenced in the original book

[prime canopy]

This as well

[indigo hull]

It’s never outright stated but it’s implied heavily

[zinc frigate]

He’s a WHAT

[indigo hull]

Yeah he’s an ancient cosmic deity

[prime canopy]

He is an extraterrestrial being, like Evolt, but instead of feeding on planets but he feeds on fear

[indigo hull]

Stephen King’s mythos is, fucky at best

[real python]

Stephen King vs Edgar Allen Poe erb

[indigo hull]

Granted his greatest works were written under the influence of either alcohol, drugs, or a combination of the two

[prime canopy]

The Poe book where a guy gets turned into a living statue

[indigo hull]

I didn’t realize until years later that the ending of the boots episode of SpongeBob was a reference to the Telltale Heart

[ember loom]

Does anyone know why the link to the ylyl entry said “no access” and won’t let me click it?

[indigo hull]

And honestly it’s a very clever one for a kids show

Considering the material it references

[real python]

Time for a random Floob tangent. This time, I'm watching old ERB until 3am.

[floral badge]

awesome

[ember loom]

Anyone 😔

[summer stag]

Anyone know when entries open up

[prime canopy]

This poem about the guy who goes crazy after killing someone and for some reason, the guy starts hearing the dude’s heartbeat loud af when the police gets here and he cracks and goes “ I DID IT , I GONE AND DONE GOT DID IT “

[indigo hull]

Yeah

And I’d thank you to not call it dumb

[carmine venture]

Really
That's neat

[prime canopy]

Meow -w-

My bad, French teachers freaking LOVE Poe.

[indigo hull]

Damn

[narrow atlas]

Gotta love taking an after school nap, and waking up a few hours later to see like 4 missed calls from your parents

[floral badge]

kid named Poe:

[ember loom]

Ggs bro good luck

[kind skiff]

#ylyl-rules❗

[ember loom]

Thx

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[narrow atlas]

I’ll be fine. They know my sleeping habits, but it’s still irritating

[prime canopy]

YOU
-# nom

[ivory galleon]

Good afternoon ᗜˬᗜ

[faint granite]

Touhou ᗜˬᗜ Face

[narrow atlas]

I’m so excited for the new Metro game coming soon

[ember loom]

Anyone play marvel rivals?

[real python]

My tangent had lead me to Natsuki vs Ben Shapiro

Yes you read that right

[ember loom]

Elite matchup tbh

[ivory galleon]

Lol yeh it is

[real python]

This is the peakest piece of media ever created

Why is the Big K here

[ivory galleon]

Go Go Power Rangers
epic electric guitar solo

[dusky river]

I miss that show

[ivory galleon]

Me too ngl 😭

[narrow atlas]

Getting piercings seems fun, but what if my body rejects them because I’m not pure of heart?

[stable canopy]

Hello

[ruby zealot]

MOTHERFUCKER IS THAT AM

[indigo hull]

indeed it is

[iron totem]

they still need to make a jimmyhere wiki page

[stable canopy]

Hello

[storm whale]

nah

[dreamy knoll]

throwing u to spider hq now

[ruby zealot]

say it with me: they cogitod my egro till i sumd

[scarlet eagle]

A wise bearded man who looked like Jesus once said”well hello there.”(obi wan kenobi)

[stable canopy]

WTF you mean na

[storm whale]

you're not real, you ain't even here

[indigo hull]

you know he did a lightsaber duel with Noel Gallagher once?

[scarlet eagle]

Who???

[storm whale]

you aren't René Descartes

[stable canopy]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

[indigo hull]

lead songwriter of Oasis

[scarlet eagle]

I see

[coral token]

[scarlet eagle]

Not reading that paragraph

Hi Thales!

[indigo hull]

just be glad its that and not any of the unarguably worse copypastas out there

[scarlet eagle]

There’s more of them??? I fear.

[languid grove]

[scarlet eagle]

Hello there king eppy

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

send hampter to jupiter

[scarlet eagle]

How dare you

[indigo hull]

-# to get more stupider

[stable canopy]

SYBAU

[dreamy knoll]

Aint they already that stupid?

[indigo hull]

no thats Texas

[scarlet eagle]

I’m just going to ignore you

This is a bucket
Dear [lord]
There’s more
No
In this bucket.. is a bucket

Inner peas

[indigo hull]

i love being a member of the Ministry of Silly Walks

[coral tulip]

This server has been hurting my soul lately

[coral tulip]

Hi thales

[bleak warren]

how so

[coral tulip]

Almost every time i open the chat i just sigh loudly and close the app because theres sum bullshit goin on

[coral tulip]

It just happens from time to time

[floral badge]

If a yt video has the copyright tag does it get auto rejected or is it just music and straight up unedited clips

[coral tulip]

Hai autumn

[zinc frigate]

Hi clover how are youuuuu

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[zinc frigate]

That’s so real

[coral token]

it gets rejected

[coral tulip]

Tired, i have today off of work and im out and about rn and my bed is calling my name again

[floral badge]

alr thx ill find another

[coral tulip]

But i wanna stop by the store and pick some food up for pookie

[zinc frigate]

Hope you get home soon and can lay down

[indigo hull]

its wild to think you could just walk into a recruiting office in the 1800s as a 14 year old and just join an army

like peak of the Napoleonic Wars

[languid grove]

[karmic shell]

woke person: good morning

[winged mesa]

Hi

Anyone active here ?

[woven flicker]

Yes what is it?

[feral oasis]

erm

[zinc frigate]

Why do they call me “woke”
I’m barely awake ever

[wide storm]

Same, I love going “honk shoo mimimi”

[indigo hull]

sleeping is a pastime activity

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[ashen dagger]

So true

[languid grove]

Goodnight everyone

[zinc frigate]

[zinc frigate]

[ashen dagger]

DONT DISAPPEAR ON ME

[prime canopy]

Guhhhh I’m genuinely watching euphoria

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[zinc frigate]

Too late you can’t catch me with a side of how are you

[dreamy knoll]

giving u free health care with a side of hru

[ashen dagger]

Im goobing
Changed up my xbox pfp
Gonna change my disc pfp tomorrow cuz lowkey ive been rocking Agnes Tachyon for a hot while

[zinc frigate]

[ashen dagger]

Hbuu ms maam pretty girlypop lady

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[zinc frigate]

I’m gonna scream with the amount of bullshit going on outside the door of my bedroom. But hey inside I’m listening to muics and drawing

[tired mason]

yumby

cheese

[indigo hull]

well there's no other way to put it

but somehow i've ended up in the Firth of fucking Forth

[dreamy knoll]

How?

[tired oasis]

[indigo hull]

no idea

i blink and im suddenly there

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[indigo hull]

-# cronch

[pseudo pollen]

That is how i look after i stub my toe on the coffee table

[urban valve]

[coral token]

no diabeto, roll back to kitchen.

[dreamy knoll]

Tables do u want to be at a f1 race?

[dry rock]

Ur what :3

[coral token]

✅

[dreamy knoll]

Sending u to 5

[ashen dagger]

Im eating you

[dry rock]

NOO U CANT DO THAT

[indigo hull]

Think I’m gonna a slumber

Like a cucumber

[dreamy knoll]

Hello soup

[ashen dagger]

Yeah i can, its called a parry

[dreamy knoll]

Hai stroms

[pseudo pollen]

Bruh why did my stomach start hurting out of nowhere lol

[dreamy knoll]

That was me and my ghost knife

[pseudo pollen]

Ah. Darn

[pallid socket]

Apparently social security can just take my benefits if I every have 2000 dollars in my bank account. Average rent in my state is about 1995. What the fuck

[dreamy knoll]

Tf?

[pseudo pollen]

Sorry ig

[woven flicker]

Roar

[tired mason]

sad cheese

[vocal imp]

I might be the best larper of all of the persona series

I high key larp persona 5

The music is so tuff

[oak ibex]

Gn yall

My time limit is about to end😭

[vocal imp]

Sleep tight

Don’t let the waddle dees bite

Seriously don’t. They’re freaks.

[feral badger]

nighty night kirb

[vocal imp]

10000 psi bite force

[drowsy bridge]

Going to put my mother onto frank ocean

[weary hedge]

When can u put a video in for free?

[drowsy bridge]

#ylyl-rules❗ #ylyl-entries

[weary hedge]

Dose it only open on one day?

[drowsy bridge]

Usually Wednesday

They ping you when you get the ylyl role

[weary hedge]

Ok thanks

[viscid hinge]

hii :3

[feral badger]

hello

[tropic shore]

[coral token]

i am late to this but you're very behind

entries haven't opened on wednesdays for like 2 years

they open on mondays

[drowsy bridge]

😭

[dreamy knoll]

Its clearly saturday 33rd of feb

[coral token]

(but when we want to be ahead, we open them earlier than that)

[drowsy bridge]

Well, that makes sense. I haven’t submitted anything in quite some time

[coral token]

so saturday-monday

[maiden hatch]

Yo

[feral badger]

howdy

[hollow cobalt]

Heya

[maiden aspen]

hi guy can i beg for money here

[undone cypress]

no

[ember loom]

no

[undone cypress]

we will tear you limb from limb if you beg for money

[feral badger]

nah

[median mirage]

Pops in

[ember loom]

@drowsy bridge favorite reindeer?

[drowsy bridge]

I’m a bit basic but I like Rudolph

[ember loom]

Alr

[drowsy bridge]

I know he’s overrated but still

[ember loom]

Couldn’t even play reindeer games 😔

[feral badger]

can't go wrong with rudolph tho

[hollow cobalt]

I got a possible new project to work on

[dreamy knoll]

You

[drowsy bridge]

How art thou!

[dreamy knoll]

Guess wut

[drowsy bridge]

Chicken butt!!

[dreamy knoll]

Look in dms

[hollow cobalt]

I think im gonna make a modern take on a ps4 pro

[feral badger]

very cool

[ashen dagger]

What does that even mean

[hollow cobalt]

Pretty much "modernize" the ps4 pro for 2026

[ashen dagger]

Whats even the point of doing that

[hollow cobalt]

Im going to do plenty of research before I do anything

[hollow cobalt]

Better load times and cooling

[feral badger]

real

[hollow cobalt]

It includes that

[ashen dagger]

And you dont just, wanna build a pc?

[hollow cobalt]

My ps4 is modded.

And ram prices, phew

I might as well keep my ps4 with 5tb storage

Sheesh, even SSDs are like 80 bucks for just a 250gb

[feral badger]

im so glad i got my ram when I did. It costed me $108, now it is $422.

[dreamy knoll]

Atm the cpus are at their beginnings of a shortage (thanks google)

[flint summit]

I don't remember

[dreamy knoll]

In japan cpus have seen a 50% increase in price

[hollow cobalt]

Sheesh

[feral badger]

fr

[hollow cobalt]

I blame AI for everything

[feral badger]

me too

[hollow cobalt]

Easier to blame that

[feral badger]

yep

[dreamy knoll]

It was crypto, then ai

[hollow cobalt]

We are doomed

😔

[feral badger]

thats true, I got all my stuff when it went down in price between the crypto craze and AI

[dreamy knoll]

Art i cant build more houses cuz i cant get the parts i need

[hollow cobalt]

But im trying to do extensive research on the hardware limitations of what I can and cant do to the ps4

[dreamy knoll]

Uh alot tbh

[feral badger]

make a full custom liquid cooling rig

[dreamy knoll]

Dont cuz its not worth the maintaince nkr the hassle

[feral badger]

thats true

[dreamy knoll]

On top of that if something goes wrong u break your playstation

[feral badger]

true true

[hollow cobalt]

I mean, possible

But as veemo said

[feral badger]

yeah

[hollow cobalt]

Im trying to see if I can replace the internal fans with a custom fan such as Noctua

[feral badger]

as long as the voltages match up, I don't see why not.

[hollow cobalt]

Yea

[mellow mango]

kill 7 billion people

[hollow cobalt]

Im sure the wires for the noctua fan and the internal fan is completely different

[feral badger]

Noctua does make some pretty small fans, my old noctua cpu cooler used like a 60 or 80 mm fan

I was wrong, I just measured it, it is 90mm.

[hollow cobalt]

Oh

[feral badger]

Noctua goes down to 40 mm fans

[urban valve]

fortnite has me PISSED

new gravity grenades dont make a decibel of noise when used

and theres one pumps back to people can just jump on yo shit

[dreamy knoll]

i think thats by design

[urban valve]

nah cause they give you inf stamina too

the old ones didnt make any noise so they just got even more op for no reason

[dreamy knoll]

again thats by design

[urban valve]

yo this is actually ragebait

[dreamy knoll]

why u even playing the main game when og is there

[urban valve]

because og is full of sweaty bitches

season 8 was my favorite season but its ruined by everyone else

[dreamy knoll]

well pick your poison then og filled with sweats or main game with strong stuff

[urban valve]

they're the same btw, both have god tier movement that doesnt make any noise and one pumps are also in og

[hearty tulip]

I-is this real..?

[dreamy knoll]

wait are u playing with builds?

[mellow mango]

lmao thank god someone got it

[hearty tulip]

Lmao

[urban valve]

yeah because if you arent playing with builds you cant do anything if you get shot at and it is the whole mechanic of the game

[dreamy knoll]

zb have bunkers u can throw

[urban valve]

they use inv

[dreamy knoll]

well yeah it needs to have some weight for zb

no point making it a trap cuz technically having no consquences to carrying bunkers will just make it builds

[hearty tulip]

Ngl might need a break man. Too much

[urban valve]

you cant edit the bunkers

that pisses me off

[south raven]

[dreamy knoll]

well again u can't build so thats the only deployable cover u got

[urban valve]

yeah thats why i dont play zero build and its for pussies

[hearty tulip]

Yk what pisses me off? Piss

I play zero build cuz of the sweaty ass fast building peiple

[urban valve]

building is easy asl

[hearty tulip]

No tf it ain’t lmao

[dreamy knoll]

fine play blitz then

[urban valve]

life lesson; you hit buttons

[dreamy knoll]

ok what platform are both of ya on

[hearty tulip]

Huh weird how that works

[urban valve]

pc

[hearty tulip]

I’m on Xbox

[humble isle]

Tornado Warning Wahooooo

[urban valve]

and controller

[dreamy knoll]

thats explains the split

[urban valve]

i use controller on pc

[hearty tulip]

Just tell it no, legally it can’t without your consent

[humble isle]

Jokes on me for wanting to go to bed

[dreamy knoll]

ok well i think some people just can't build well on controller rib