general

[languid grove]

But yeah seals do appeal to my autism

[sweet vapor]

Myyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[finite cedar]

I think ive seen it before, i am just becoming senile and such

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

they

asseal

to your autism

[humble isle]

Harry Wormwood

From Matilda..

[daring halo]

............ this pun is

[languid grove]

I was about to say that’s a knee slapper but you get a belly slap for that

[gritty temple]

aur aur aur

[lusty gorge]

Your fate is 🦭d

[finite cedar]

Awesome punniped

[languid grove]

AUR AUR AUR

[finite cedar]

Dies a lil

[daring halo]

is aur aur the noise of a seal

[humble isle]

[sweet vapor]

Hey I sent another one and you want to hear it full

[languid grove]

SPHEAL

[thin prairie]

Rika

[languid grove]

Spheal is my second favourite Pokémon

[finite cedar]

I think its absolutely wonderful how YouTube will flag any muppets content as kids content so i cant listen to the songs in the backround

[thin prairie]

Riiika

[humble isle]

What's number one..

[languid grove]

Cubchoo

[finite cedar]

Lemme pause dr teeth real quick lol

[languid grove]

Why are you worried

[sweet vapor]

Lol

[languid grove]

[sweet vapor]

Sorry

[humble isle]

I thought you would say Skitty.

[coral token]

i made it to schizogram

[languid grove]

No particular cat Pokémon has appealed to me yet

[humble isle]

And I don't much care for Skitty

[gritty temple]

I keep seeing happy appy fanart on twitter im surprised it has fans

[coral token]

it's april 27th 2026 i am getting targeted with frequencies!!!!

[languid grove]

Skitty is cute and I do agree she is me as a Pokémon but I don’t really favourite her

[humble isle]

Try to umm try to guess mine I bet you can't

[languid grove]

It’s a moth Pokémon

[sweet vapor]

Tinky how is it

[finite cedar]

It kinda feels like youd hear it in a cozy game

[sweet vapor]

I hear that type of songs allooott

[humble isle]

There's like 10 of those that's cheating

Volcarona

[dry rock]

11:30-12:30 ish

[languid grove]

I know, I’m trying to look at them and see which one you would like

[languid grove]

I WASN’T DONE GUESSING

[sweet vapor]

Same..

[finite cedar]

Sometimes theres these videos like “silly music for tiny cats” and i’ll leave those on because they appease me

[humble isle]

THAT STATEMENT MADE IT SEEM LIKE YOU WERE

[languid grove]

Oh wait I was supposed to dm Smudge, thanks for reminding me with the blue in your username

[sweet vapor]

Trueee

I put those type songs when iam depressed

And metal songs when going through rage

[finite cedar]

Ive been seeing some that are like bug music and crab music and i like them lots

[sweet vapor]

That's the most perfect thing

I HAVE EVER SEEN

[finite cedar]

Oh thats from here i can use it too

[languid grove]

What

[coral token]

do you ever feel

[finite cedar]

[coral token]

like a plastic bag?

[finite cedar]

Drifting through the wind

[humble isle]

There's this series of cozy knitted beetle themed asmr's that I quite enjoy, they make silly noises

[coral token]

wanting to start again??

[languid grove]

You remind me of Slayer and not in a good way

[sweet vapor]

And I love to sleep on cold skys while hearing depression songs like the one I sent

But I can't sleep on skys because I dreamed of it

[languid grove]

Well either way you’re going to pretend like you don’t know him but it’s pretty bad when you know someone by how negative they are

[indigo hull]

not when im surrounded by all these Fake Plastic Trees

[humble isle]

[finite cedar]

There is so much variety in what i listen to when im down. There are many different types of depression that all want their own songs. So its difficult to describe any which one i might listen to when upset

[sweet vapor]

Like the one sent?

[gritty temple]

sounds familiar but my memory is so bad

[languid grove]

I’m not going to say much more other than you haven’t changed a single bit

Anyways

[gritty temple]

rika stop vagueposting in general /j

[languid grove]

[finite cedar]

Im not sure i understand what you mean lol, sorry

[humble isle]

Rikaswag as always

[gritty temple]

rikasilly

[languid grove]

I don’t wanna start drama so I’m keeping everyone else confused

[finite cedar]

Stop generalposting in #vague arch. Smh

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

it just works

[humble isle]

I know.

[languid grove]

No thanks

Oh wait Thales is online

[finite cedar]

[gritty temple]

Todd scary

[pliant flame]

HEY

[finite cedar]

Elderscrolls boogeyman

[humble isle]

After rewatching El Camino, can confirm.

[gritty temple]

hehe

[drowsy bridge]

YEOWCH

I bit my lip and there’s a sore

[gritty temple]

ow ow hate those

[humble isle]

I bit my tounge real bad yesterday and it still hurts.

[indigo hull]

then you watch his role in Civil War from 2024 and wonder

who let this shit leave the corkboard?

[gritty temple]

you dont want to wake up the werewolf in me ……

[drowsy bridge]

True

[drowsy bridge]

Get better soon!

[gritty temple]

eat nice bland food to keep it not irritated

[indigo hull]

of all depictions of a Second American Civil War that one is by far the least believable

[humble isle]

Starbursts will cure me.

[indigo hull]

Depends

[languid grove]

People shouldn’t have to ignore you when you’re saying negative stuff in this chat 24/7

[indigo hull]

What’s your favorite starburst flavor?

[languid grove]

It’s honestly tiring

[finite cedar]

I wish i had an emote of the wolf tearing its shirt to reply to this

[gritty temple]

rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[finite cedar]

I have one for you then. Why cant you be a little positive?

[indigo hull]

be like my cousin Squim

not the getting shot part but the part of being positive

[gritty temple]

I want to put my dog in a big stroller with a blanket and stuffed animal and take her on a walk

[finite cedar]

Rest well squim

[humble isle]

Pink.

Orange is close second.

[indigo hull]

respectable

[gritty temple]

based

[indigo hull]

orange is my favorite

what did i tell you about the getting shot part

[finite cedar]

I like the red one

[coral token]

let's remember a key thing about this MEME CHAT

[gritty temple]

to get silly and have fun

[finite cedar]

Artificial cherryyy, yumm

[humble isle]

a key tihng..,,

[indigo hull]

🔑 ok here’s the key

[humble isle]

🔑

[indigo hull]

Now what

[gritty temple]

you gotta

[finite cedar]

Computah turn this guy yellow

[humble isle]

Listen to my voice and you'll find the key

[coral token]

1. most of the users here are kids, they don't need to be around negativity constantly, they come here to laugh and watch memes ; 2) while we are an open and loving community, we are not therapists or professionals, and this is not the place to seek help , 3) always try to keep the chat as good vibes as possible , 4) this is not mean neither an attack on anyone.

[gritty temple]

I’m projared and I cheated on my wife

[coral token]

just putting it out there

[indigo hull]

elite ball knowledge

[finite cedar]

Im slenderman find my pages

[indigo hull]

FNaF World got done dirty

by both the fans and Scott

[humble isle]

I'm slendy tubbie

AA

[gritty temple]

hehe

[finite cedar]

If you think about it. How can one be slendy and tubbie at the same time? Hmmm

[lusty gorge]

I'm shitterman find my shit piles

[humble isle]

checkmate libs

[sweet vapor]

Glaggleman of glaggleman

Wait land

[finite cedar]

Time for gnome music

[sweet vapor]

What types

[lusty gorge]

Overeats but limbs look like a skeleton

[finite cedar]

Gnome music is just normal music to me

[sweet vapor]

Oh

[finite cedar]

Im so gnomed up in the head

[gritty temple]

chef Boyardee

[sweet vapor]

Iam hearing nirvana now playing cod

[finite cedar]

Una paloma blanka

[sweet vapor]

Holy

Can I say swears here?

[gritty temple]

no

[finite cedar]

Fuck

[sweet vapor]

Better polsih that

[urban valve]

Feck no

[gritty temple]

this is a christian establishment

[coral token]

fuck no

[sweet vapor]

Duck no

[coral token]

this is a christian minecraft server

[gritty temple]

yes yes

[coral token]

everyone say a(MEN😍 )

[sweet vapor]

Man I fudging non-haye you

[indigo hull]

depends on the branch of Christianity

[gritty temple]

you are one of my favorite gay people

[coral token]

does mapple tree work

[indigo hull]

no idea

[gritty temple]

mmm

[sweet vapor]

Is pluey here

[gritty temple]

who

[sweet vapor]

. . .

My phobia is seeing the word g

Cause iam lonley as fudge in this apartment

[coral token]

@silk nova well.... i have to say, you hide pretty well

but you made a mistake

pat in the back at myself for finding it

[sweet vapor]

...

[coral token]

you sent the exact same music in the music channel as your banned account

what a huge coincidence

hollywood undead did it , truly

[sweet vapor]

Music is music

[coral token]

yeah no it's the same person, dw

[urban valve]

Are Christians allowed to play Minecraft

[coral token]

maybe idk

[sweet vapor]

Unless

[sweet vapor]

Iam not saying it it's racist

[urban valve]

What

[coral token]

they also shared the same playlist and spotify account btw

[burnt merlin]

Nephew..

[sweet vapor]

What kind of songs he listen

[burnt merlin]

Ban evading is just
Why

[coral tulip]

Oh lerd

[urban valve]

Smartest species btw

[sweet vapor]

First time seeing you, greetings sir Or friend

[burnt merlin]

Salutations

[sweet vapor]

So you like songs right?

[indigo hull]

no we like music

[burnt merlin]

No

[urban valve]

Who tf likes songs 😂

[indigo hull]

two completely different things

[sweet vapor]

Brueeeww

[urban valve]

SWAMP IZZO

[coral token]

probably sons or something

[sweet vapor]

Love your profile

[compact sky]

what is up my original gangsters

[finite cedar]

I love my really tall 100 foot tall boyfriend @coral tulip

100 mouse feet tall btw

[coral tulip]

hehehehehe yayyyy

[coral tulip]

Awwww

[sweet vapor]

Now iam so confused of who's male and female

[indigo hull]

neither

[gritty temple]

who were they

they were kind of getting on my nerves

[indigo hull]

Schrodingers relationship

[finite cedar]

Im neither and Clover goes by everything

[coral tulip]

So true

[drowsy bridge]

[sweet vapor]

THE MADALORIAN IS MAKING AN ARMOR AND THE OTHER I dk

[coral tulip]

I am everything and nothing and something else entirely all at the same time

[indigo hull]

even 2001 CuisinArt Toaster?

[drowsy bridge]

Goodnight chat, it’s time for me to take a nap

[gritty temple]

its like space and the stars inside of it

[coral tulip]

Yes.

[indigo hull]

incredible

[drowsy bridge]

I FORGOT MY NECK PILLOW

[sweet vapor]

Hi nice to meet you for the first time and good night

[sweet vapor]

Oh

[drowsy bridge]

Goodnight, nice to meet you too

[sweet vapor]

[coral tulip]

Slice of cake in the fridge calling my name

[urban valve]

Proof

[finite cedar]

Theres like 6 slices

[sweet vapor]

Did someone said slices?

[coral tulip]

Yeah but i meant the individually packaged slice

The other slices are the remnants of that whole cake i bought

[finite cedar]

We need so much cake

[indigo hull]

so the cake wasn't a lie after all

[coral tulip]

I want to get one of those big ass red velvet cakes from my work

[sweet vapor]

cake?

[finite cedar]

The lie is that i said i’d share

[indigo hull]

damn

[sweet vapor]

Forgot the it

[coral tulip]

Im the only one whos eaten the cakes in the fridge

[buoyant agate]

Good morning

[finite cedar]

Ive been taking bites out of you to have cake

[coral tulip]

You do that anyways

[sweet vapor]

Nice to meet you and good evening here

[finite cedar]

Sharing is caring

[buoyant agate]

I think I found out my problem

[coral tulip]

Didnt you just say and i quote “The lie is that i said i’d share”

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[languid grove]

pluh

[coral tulip]

[dreamy knoll]

Hru clover

[buoyant agate]

I think it is within the realm of possibility that I might be developing anxiety.

[digital nacelle]

Hello

[coral tulip]

Hungry

[coral tulip]

Hru tho

[dreamy knoll]

Same got hungry jacks coming

[sweet vapor]

Hey good to see you again

[digital nacelle]

Good to see you again too

[sweet vapor]

[knotty lotus]

I'm water

Splash

[digital nacelle]

drink

[knotty lotus]

STOP

[indigo hull]

don't drink the Kool-Aid

worst mistake of my life

[digital nacelle]

Drink Aggressively more

[sweet vapor]

Don't drink non cleared water

[knotty lotus]

Flicks your forehead

[digital nacelle]

die

[fluid fractal]

Howdy 🤠

[indigo hull]

hey das not cool

🟡 🫳 💨 🧱

[digital nacelle]

No i die

[sweet vapor]

HEY HOWDY first time seeing you good evening

[indigo hull]

oh damn i just wasted a brick

[digital nacelle]

Noooo

[sweet vapor]

You ain't safe now

[indigo hull]

oh no I have more

i just dont like wasting them

[sweet vapor]

You are safe now

[digital nacelle]

💨🧱 😱

[indigo imp]

handmade battle bricks

they take a long time to make

[sweet vapor]

I love catacombs in maps

[digital nacelle]

🧱 💀

[indigo imp]

your skull would not be intact

[sweet vapor]

🧱

I have one

[indigo imp]

nice

[sweet vapor]

Food fight🚫
Brick fight👍

Should we start that

[indigo imp]

personally i prefer staves and polearms

[digital nacelle]

🧱

[digital nacelle]

Is that good

[sweet vapor]

GUNS ARE BANNED

[indigo imp]

lol

[dreamy knoll]

Dont care

[digital nacelle]

How dare you

[indigo hull]

there are no rules in war

[sweet vapor]

OK THEN don't mess with this guy

[dreamy knoll]

Already did and he lost

[sweet vapor]

His name is larry

WHAT HE DIDN'T TEL ME THAT

[indigo imp]

guns are useless against my 3 foot thick steel armor

[digital nacelle]

Nooo larrrrryyyyy

[sweet vapor]

NOW MY SECOND DEFENDER

[lusty gorge]

Ayyy it's you!

[sweet vapor]

HES EVEN STRONGER THAN GOJO

[digital nacelle]

Yey

[dreamy knoll]

Still wont win

[sweet vapor]

YOUR TALKING TO JIMMY

[indigo imp]

but can he survive

a really cool stick

[digital nacelle]

Or is it?

[sweet vapor]

[digital nacelle]

You see there are some fake jimmy

[sweet vapor]

HE'S MAD

[indigo imp]

nobody can survive a really cool stick

[digital nacelle]

Based

[indigo imp]

why are you yelling

[sweet vapor]

Besides jimmy

[lusty gorge]

Erm it's you're in this sentence akshually

[indigo hull]

*yrou'e

[dreamy knoll]

Tables guess wut

[sweet vapor]

okay brick fight starts

[coral token]

i am so bad at guessing

chicken pot pie?

[dreamy knoll]

Im putting u in a f1 car

[digital nacelle]

Good scoot you get zero in medic accent

[sweet vapor]

Pluey

[lusty gorge]

[indigo hull]

I have one question

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

[sweet vapor]

can pluey be pluey?

[humble isle]

Aliens

[sweet vapor]

And without pluey what should pluey be?

[coral token]

ñyuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

[sweet vapor]

[lusty gorge]

There was a wizard war thousands of years ago and the ending resulted in the creation of the magnet

[digital nacelle]

Help me im grinding to get the two last super thingy in mario wonder and i can't have them

[indigo imp]

they're one of the few things in the world that actually like working with ferrous materials(i may have a grudge)

[dreamy knoll]

Too bad

[brisk shard]

One side has a lot of super small grabby hands, the other has the force from Star Wars

[lusty gorge]

Stealing the f1 car

[sweet vapor]

[dreamy knoll]

Stealing ur microphone hands

[lusty gorge]

[sweet vapor]

[lusty gorge]

FUCK YOU

[dreamy knoll]

Nuh uh

[sweet vapor]

That's..

[lusty gorge]

[vestal beacon]

PLUE

[dreamy knoll]

[vestal beacon]

PLUEY

[indigo imp]

what if i steal somebody's bones while they're trying to walk

[lusty gorge]

[sweet vapor]

[vestal beacon]

Tes

[dreamy knoll]

[digital nacelle]

Guys who has mario kart 8 or mario kart world

[lusty gorge]

[dreamy knoll]

Ill win pluey

[indigo hull]

🍐

Did somebody say lime?

[lusty gorge]

⏪

[digital nacelle]

the fucking cards implode

[sweet vapor]

tries to shot veemo but misses because I am typing

[dreamy knoll]

Nah u lost

[indigo imp]

no. its impossible to say lime

[digital nacelle]

Can yall stop the cards imploded

[lusty gorge]

Nah I reversed it

[digital nacelle]

You say it

[sweet vapor]

[lusty gorge]

I win

[coral token]

roleplay? not in server!

[indigo imp]

i cant

[sweet vapor]

[coral token]

not when i have my lazerthatvaporizesroleplayersinator

[sweet vapor]

[indigo hull]

Lazy writing

That’s one cinema sin

[indigo imp]

damn mr tables' head is getting weirdly triangle shaped

[lusty gorge]

I have a Thalesinator
Makes everyone in the tristate area Thales

[digital nacelle]

You say it i know you FUCKING SAY IT SON DON'T FUCK WITH ME UNDERSTAND

[indigo imp]

why are you yelling

[sweet vapor]

[coral token]

is anyone there even still alive

[digital nacelle]

SHUSH

[lusty gorge]

Probably not due to the radiation from the Thalesinator

[indigo imp]

i will hit you with a cheez it kr something

[lusty gorge]

Still working that one out

[indigo hull]

Why have many cheez its when you can have one cheez them?

[sweet vapor]

❤️

[indigo imp]

dunplings imply the existence of a larger dumple

[digital nacelle]

NO NO YOU CANNOT I SAW YOU SAY THAT FUCKING WORD SO ADMIT THAT YOU SAY IT... or i will search you i will find you and i will kill you

[sweet vapor]

I heard that line before

[coral token]

what is bro going about

[indigo imp]

damn cheez it violence to murder is quite the jump

[digital nacelle]

No i create it

[indigo hull]

It’s an simple question Thales

[coral token]

a*

[digital nacelle]

He say lime

[indigo hull]

If you had one large dumple would you eat it

[coral token]

wrong use of An

[digital nacelle]

Dimple

[sweet vapor]

Dude I heard that line from a movie or smt

[lusty gorge]

Am?

[indigo imp]

i would. hell, id have seconds

[digital nacelle]

Or did you

[sweet vapor]

Did I? Or did you or didn't I?

[indigo hull]

Am in the Pm

[digital nacelle]

You didn't I

[lusty gorge]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE

[sweet vapor]

Pm to am

[indigo hull]

Mood

[sweet vapor]

hug?

[indigo hull]

It’s a reference to a book

[indigo imp]

so you could also use [Am Copypasta here] it's a lot smaller

[indigo hull]

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

[indigo imp]

easier to read in chat

[lusty gorge]

Shaddup I still want a hug

[digital nacelle]

You have one idiot

[sweet vapor]

[indigo hull]

Damn you right

[digital nacelle]

hug not cutely

[indigo hull]

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH

[coral token]

can we...stop roleplaying

[lusty gorge]

[indigo imp]

I Have no Money and I Must Buy a Cheez-Them

[sweet vapor]

Should we do more than a hug is mean what

[indigo hull]

I must acquire the Cheez-Them patent

[digital nacelle]

Hmmmm after my calculation that's make...nah

[digital nacelle]

I will kill

[coral token]

my calculations say: you can get a warning

:p

[sweet vapor]

❤️

[digital nacelle]

Oh ok cries

[indigo imp]

i thought we were just shitposting a lot. or at least i am

[lusty gorge]

Am you say?

[indigo imp]

don't. not again.

[lusty gorge]

Nah I won't dw

[sweet vapor]

Wait if am to pm and pm to am and am to pm and pm to am and am to pm and pm to am why does it cylce?

ISINT THAT CONCERNING

[indigo imp]

it cycles because americans decided not to switch to a normal, sane, functional method of tracking hours

[digital nacelle]

"Cylce"

[lusty gorge]

You're concerning
Gottem

[digital nacelle]

We have

[gritty temple]

Warn this person for fun pls

[digital nacelle]

[sweet vapor]

🥰

[sweet vapor]

[indigo hull]

I’m blowing this place up with coke and mentos

I’m not afraid to do it

[sweet vapor]

Don't

[digital nacelle]

Pls do it

[lusty gorge]

Wait Glaggle did you do the Baja blast bong?

[digital nacelle]

He will do it

[indigo hull]

Give me like a few days

[lusty gorge]

Aight

[sweet vapor]

Whold he?

[lusty gorge]

Yes

[digital nacelle]

Yes he whold

[sweet vapor]

Should he?

[lusty gorge]

Glaggle could absolutely blow this server up

[lusty gorge]

100%

[sweet vapor]

Should and whould he?

[indigo hull]

The people have spoken

[lusty gorge]

Most definitely

[indigo hull]

💥

[digital nacelle]

Yes look at this place what on earth is it do you know what jimmy can do what he can 'say'...

[sweet vapor]

Man

[lusty gorge]

Wait hold on

[sweet vapor]

[sweet vapor]

I Meant

I mean uhhh

[coral token]

the average age of this chat right now is closer to a middle school patio during recess than to anything else

[indigo hull]

Im calling the weed

[sweet vapor]

GTG IAM SLEEPING AND HAVING DREAMS OF PLUEY I MEAN FUCK

[lusty gorge]

And you're the watcher that doesn't want to be there

[gritty temple]

Don’t say weird things like that to strangers online it’s not safe for you or others

[digital nacelle]

Yeah seelp

[lusty gorge]

Ok bro wtf

[indigo hull]

Now there’s no denying it

[digital nacelle]

My cat is eating me... Help

[indigo hull]

This places needs the coke and mentos

[lusty gorge]

I'ma be honest I do have Pluey as my Internet persona
But like

Pluey is more of my son
He just a lil cat goober

[indigo imp]

i left to read a chapter of a wholesome webcomic and I come back to this?? what in hell

[digital nacelle]

Or did you mean fursona

[digital nacelle]

Do not ask questions

[gritty temple]

Tsk tsk stinky goober

[lusty gorge]

Ngl this is the most uncomfortable I have felt in this server

[indigo imp]

questiones are good to ask

did you feed it

[digital nacelle]

Yeah my skin i guess

[indigo imp]

the bowl must not be at 417% full

[indigo hull]

And that my friends is why we don’t do this sort of thing

[lusty gorge]

I was fine with it up until they said they were gonna dream Abt Pluey

Like my smile fucking FELL

[indigo hull]

I would sleep with a sword next to you tonight

[lusty gorge]

I have a crowbar dw

[indigo hull]

Even better

The Gordon Freeman energy could scare off intruders

[indigo imp]

that was a fuckin weird thing to shout into a public server and i don't think most people would be comfortable after it

[ruby zealot]

True

[indigo hull]

I physically cringed

[indigo imp]

anyways im going to go read a story about two people who do such lewd things as hold hands and get coffee together

[lusty gorge]

Woah brother
TMI

[indigo hull]

That guy left btw

Or got banned idk but he’s not here anymore lmao

[ruby zealot]

Disgusting.

[lusty gorge]

Also a crowbar is good for making people go through more pain while a sword can end people more easily

[indigo hull]

this is true

Crowbar would be way more painful

[thick sphinx]

hiii how is everbody?:333

[lusty gorge]

That's why I love crowbars

Very torture coded

[indigo hull]

Indeed

[ruby zealot]

I prefer chainsaws instead

[lusty gorge]

Nah that's granting mercy with a quick and swift death

[ruby zealot]

Cutting off their limbs I mean.

[peak sentinel]

[languid grove]

What is wrong with you two

[lusty gorge]

They'd still die from blood loss

[ruby zealot]

We are weird asf

[languid grove]

Stop talking about torture

[ruby zealot]

Hi shadow

[lusty gorge]

They need to live to learn to not do it again

[peak sentinel]

hello

[languid grove]

[peak sentinel]

live... and learn?

[lusty gorge]

I SWEAR TO GOD SHADOW. YOU FAKER.

[ruby zealot]

[peak sentinel]

[indigo hull]

someone said something weird to @lusty gorge

[drowsy bridge]

What if you do the chains backwards so instead of cutting, it tugs

[languid grove]

Okay?

[indigo hull]

thats what started this

[languid grove]

Guys seriously

[dreamy knoll]

[languid grove]

You know better than to talk about torture methods

[floral spade]

Steam Controller is $99 and releases May 4th

[lusty gorge]

Weren't there a lot more heavier topics in this server before?

[languid grove]

Like?

[peak sentinel]

that shit looks so uncomfortable to use

[peak sentinel]

what kind of loophole is this

[lusty gorge]

I can't think of any in particular as we speak

[languid grove]

It doesn’t matter, you can’t break the rules because someone else broke them

[floral spade]

Seems fine to me

[peak sentinel]

probably still gonna buy it tho Im tired of using my xbox controller

[pliant flame]

You ain't nothin' but a Hound Doga, Cryin' all the time

[indigo hull]

ah my favorite singer

Yelvis

[mossy hedge]

?

[pliant flame]

Pelvis Esley

[lusty gorge]

Elviy Presles

[coral token]

the hell is going on

[indigo hull]

we've lost the plot

[pliant flame]

I HAVE NO IDEA

• Medic TF2

[mossy hedge]

Bored

[lusty gorge]

I don't know
And I don't think I want to know

ANYWAY

Taxes

Am I right?

[ruby zealot]

So glad I don't pay taxes yet

[indigo imp]

bingus bongus my stomach is yelling at me

[dreamy knoll]

making that happen

[pliant flame]

My stomach is holding me at gunpoint

[carmine venture]

Yeah like dragon

[lusty gorge]

What?

[carmine venture]

Dragon these nuts across your face

[lusty gorge]

Dude.

Just no.

[languid grove]

People thought it was wise to talk about torture

[indigo imp]

whar

[carmine venture]

Gottem

[indigo hull]

we still have no plot

[lusty gorge]

Double face drop

[indigo imp]

eh i don't play games with plot in em

[indigo hull]

goodbye everyone i'll remember you all in therapy

[pliant flame]

My plot is that I made it the fuck up

[carmine venture]

Yeah thats how a plot works 💀

[pliant flame]

And for my next trick, I'll take a shit, make it disappear and then reappear inside your pants

[indigo imp]

it won't work if i dont eat ever again

[pliant flame]

Too bad, I'm a fatass

[lusty gorge]

Ok yeah I'm leaving too

TS too weird for me

[hard blaze]

seeking dishwahsers in US

[indigo hull]

someone drugged the water supply

[lusty gorge]

[zinc frigate]

I’m guessing I shouldn’t have woken up today

[dreamy knoll]

hai hydro

[lusty gorge]

I wish I didn't

[twin sierra]

Quite fond of Deftones

[zinc frigate]

YOU

[lusty gorge]

Today has been the day I've been the most uncomfortable in this server

[indigo hull]

its the weirdest i've seen it so far

[twin sierra]

Don't wanna hear it from you dawg I read what you was typing earlier

[zinc frigate]

Ok now I’m glad I woke up some of the friends are here

[twin sierra]

[dreamy knoll]

you

[twin sierra]

[indigo hull]

us

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[dreamy knoll]

guess wut

[zinc frigate]

how you be girlie

[twin sierra]

Chicken butt

[twin sierra]

Really bored
So bored I actually spoke here

I don't have
Any schoolwork to do

[twin sierra]

[twin sierra]

Banan

[indigo hull]

the banana man cometh

with banan for all

[languid grove]

Idk if this will cheer you up but we were right that the person was Slayer lmao

[zinc frigate]

Hope you can in ored soon

[zinc frigate]

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

[twin sierra]

Who

[languid grove]

WE KNEW IT

[twin sierra]

Hru

[dreamy knoll]

who?

[languid grove]

[twin sierra]

Whom
Is this some evil person I probably know just can't put a name to

They sound familiar

[languid grove]

I’ve already forgotten their username but the one who was constantly negative

That was Slayer

[dreamy knoll]

the demios guy?

[indigo hull]

yeah

[twin sierra]

Ohhhhh

[languid grove]

Yuh

[indigo hull]

the evidence was a spotify playlist of all things

[lusty gorge]

[dreamy knoll]

omfg i need to take a shower i feel dirty

[indigo hull]

well not THE evidence but it was the final piece of the metaphorical puzzle

[twin sierra]

What a dude
Idk what he was on about

Talking jus to talk

[dreamy knoll]

there is possibly another person that might be slayer

[languid grove]

My very fine work, I did feel a bit creepy looking at his Spotify though

[indigo hull]

Sherlock Holmes ahh

[languid grove]

Thales also spotted that he sent the same bands

[gritty temple]

Detective Rika

[twin sierra]

Rika with a giant magnifying glass and hat

[lusty gorge]

Rika is this u?

[coral token]

:3

[twin sierra]

Thales

[lusty gorge]

Tablets

[indigo hull]

big day tomorrow

Mutiny on the Bounty happens

[lusty gorge]

What?

What bounty?

[indigo hull]

the HMS Bounty

[coral token]

Turnips

Isn't a bounty that one coconut bar

[zinc frigate]

We got his ass

[dry sphinx]

1 2 3 4 I don't declare a thumb war

[zinc frigate]

Tired and annoyed at my mother as usual.

[lusty gorge]

Sherika Holmes and Autumnson

[urban valve]

Holy shit

[twin sierra]

Fair
Hope it gets better

[urban valve]

Someone sprayed fart spray in both locker rooms

[languid grove]

[urban valve]

This was a fully planned attack

[twin sierra]

[indigo hull]

chemical warfare

thats a Geneva Convention violation

[twin sierra]

BOTH? 😭

[urban valve]

Usually it’s just the boys

But they did both

[languid grove]

True gender equality

[twin sierra]

WHAT could have someone possibly done to deserve to be gassed

I remember when my locker room got hosed down with fart spray

Holy shit

[indigo hull]

im surprised that never happened in my HS

[languid grove]

Me too

[urban valve]

Even the coach said “stop with that fucking fart spray shit” which he usually never cusses

[indigo hull]

that actually reminds me of a funny anecdote my uncle told me from HS

[twin sierra]

American Highschools most of the time are just some bullshit bro

Y'all know that image where the fuckin dudes are fighting and even the animals are fighting and it's just captioned "whole house mad"

[indigo hull]

him and like two of his friends took on half of the football team once

[urban valve]

Though there has been worse stuff with the locker rooms

[ruby zealot]

My highschool got stink bombed multiple times

[urban valve]

I can’t even explain the story here but it was pretty funny

[indigo hull]

in an open brawl

[twin sierra]

Nah id be cussing too if I was there even as a teacher

[indigo hull]

even my economics teacher remembered that

[ruby zealot]

Hi pancake

[languid grove]

Luckily our locker rooms were pretty tame

[twin sierra]

Is it some genuinely cartoon ass shit

[languid grove]

You only had to dodge girls filming TikToks while you were literally changing

[urban valve]

No it’s hard to explain

[zinc frigate]

Rika the brains behind the operation, I simply tried to lure him into slipping

[indigo hull]

that also takes some brains

[urban valve]

Well not actually

[twin sierra]

My locker room got stink bombed one time because someone slipped on a banana peel and got really fucking mad
And they just happened to have fart spray in their bag

[urban valve]

Basically someone had a toy in a locker (infer with your own will)

[dreamy knoll]

thank u for your work hydro and rika

[woven flicker]

🦖

[indigo hull]

"why does the world have it out for me? everone must suffer"

[bleak warren]

nice work detectives

i had a strong suspicion it was him but not enough solid evidence

[twin sierra]

How could this possibly tie and lead them to commit chemical warfare

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[urban valve]

It’s a whole different story

[indigo hull]

RENE DESCARTES!?

[zinc frigate]

Exactly the same with me

[urban valve]

Wait wut

[twin sierra]

Alright yeah I'm just gonna assume it's some cartoon shit and call it a day since you said you can't really explain it here

[zinc frigate]

Like he was the only person to actively bring up diabetes more than once

[urban valve]

I mean I can dm it to you if you’re THAT curious

[twin sierra]

Nah I gotta go to my next class anyway in a minute

[urban valve]

Gotchu

[zinc frigate]

I talk about it but not a ton and only like passing remarks like “uuuugh gotta do insulin pump”

[urban valve]

Smudge is typing

[bleak warren]

that, the music taste, the interest in star wars, the constant negativity, the obviously false and exaggerated life stuff, the hate for robots

[twin sierra]

Alright time for me to depart

[zinc frigate]

Bro was not subtle. The diabetes is what tipped my off but the rest yeah that’s very obvious

[indigo hull]

go get learned

[zinc frigate]

Farewell areli

[dreamy knoll]

i think imma vanish from hear due to recent events

[bleak warren]

sorry

[lusty gorge]

Fuck I want Deltarune chapter 5 rn

[urban valve]

Cya veem

[ruby zealot]

Bye

[lusty gorge]

Where's my Asgore secret boss

[dreamy knoll]

no its ok, i think its just smarter to not be here and vibe in other servers

[zinc frigate]

I mean events are over for now, but see ya

[lusty gorge]

Autumn how's ur day

[urban valve]

I have nooo idea what happened but I’ll see you in fiche’s server

[dreamy knoll]

thats the issue its for now

[unreal kiln]

Why do y'all have like an overarching villain

[indigo hull]

most things in life are often temporary

[unreal kiln]

And why is his name slayer

[dreamy knoll]

long ah story that i don't think we can say here for rules sakes

[indigo hull]

i thought they were talking about the mediocre thrash metal band at first tbh

[ancient dome]

Hallo

[lusty gorge]

Grimace

[drowsy bridge]

Just walked past someone wearing a skibidi toilet jacket

[lusty gorge]

Rip out their spine

[indigo hull]

metaphorically

[urban valve]

Nah that’s fire

[ancient dome]

🙂

[urban valve]

Straight drip

[ancient dome]

I like whipping spines

[indigo hull]

implies the existence of gay drip

[unreal kiln]

Someone in my World History was wearing full head to toe lil darkie merch

[indigo hull]

-# do not take that out of context i beg of thee

[unreal kiln]

Like even the socks

[ancient dome]

Quandile dingle

[urban valve]

You summoned him

[lusty gorge]

Gay drip
The best drip

[indigo hull]

fr

[unreal kiln]

Drug bug = Gay Drip

[coral token]

Monster be like "here's Chippy Chappa Windmeal Spoon extravaganza" flavor and not say what it actually tastes like

[unreal kiln]

And then you taste it and it's strawberry

[indigo hull]

fancy ass term for mystery flavor

[unreal kiln]

Monster Zero Ultra

[zinc frigate]

Bleh hbu

[coral token]

Extra mango? Cool

[unreal kiln]

Flavor: Orange

[ancient dome]

Mustard

[coral token]

But what the fuck does valentino Rossi taste like

How am I supposed to know

[indigo hull]

Probably whatever human flesh tastes like

[urban valve]

Mango

[lusty gorge]

Eh kinda slow
A bit uncomfortable but we're good now

[unreal kiln]

Orange

[ancient dome]

What if i change recipe for my ..... Shake and add mustard

[unreal kiln]

It's a good guess that if a monster flavor is called some bullshit it's gonna be lemon/orange flavored

[lusty gorge]

Six

[ancient dome]

Would you still drink it?

[coral token]

Why are they so afraid to say the words orange and lemon

Are they traumatized or something

[lusty gorge]

EIGHT MINUTES OF SCHOOL

[coral token]

Did something happen with those at the monster factory

The orange incident of 1996...

[ancient dome]

?

[lusty gorge]

IM ALMOST DONE FOR THE DAY

[indigo hull]

You don’t remember the Fruit Wars?

[ancient dome]

Huh

[urban valve]

Hah almost 1969

[coral token]

Remember you go back tomorrow ❤️

And the day after

And the day after...

[ancient dome]

I dont catch up with the plot

[coral token]

And forever...

[urban valve]

I graduate freshman year soon 🥹

[coral token]

Child

[lusty gorge]

Nah
I'm vessel swapping
Me and you are switching lives for a week

[zinc frigate]

Freshman year?? Damn

[coral token]

I don't mind, I was great at school

[indigo hull]

I was too

[coral token]

I was a straight A+ nerd

[urban valve]

Yeah what is so damn about it

[coral token]

Yeah we know shut up

[indigo hull]

I just hated the people I was surrounded by

[urban valve]

I’m just curious not in a mean way

[indigo hull]

Except for my friends

[zinc frigate]

I’m old

[lusty gorge]

Yeah but ur gonna have to deal with my life after school too

[indigo hull]

Nuh uh

[unreal kiln]

Speaking of graduating it feels like yesterday I had become a junior and now I'm taking my finals

That's wiiiild

[zinc frigate]

I’m about to wrap up my THIRD YEAR of college

[lusty gorge]

[indigo hull]

I need to start looking into scholarships

[coral token]

Good luck paying my bills bucko

And moderating this place 😍

[indigo hull]

I took a gap year because I was in a rock and a hard place

[zinc frigate]

And I still am not sure what I’m going into but damn I feel ancient realizing some of yall freshmen

[coral token]

Who are you I'm from ancient Greece

[zinc frigate]

The fucking freshmen when I was in high school are graduating this year

[unreal kiln]

Can I keep my tuff ahh 4.0 or will I lose it to the evil ass testing schedule I have

[lusty gorge]

If I wake up one day and suddenly I'm a mod of this server
I'm logging off for the day

[brisk shard]

thales an old school cook the way they be from ancient grease

[zinc frigate]

I should send a congrats to the one I was friends with

[urban valve]

Not a flex son 😭

[indigo hull]

Funny, I dont remember seeing you at Thermopylae

[coral token]

That's the point, piece of turd

[lusty gorge]

Ur gonna have to listen to my mom and sister fight every day

Meanwhile I get to be in peaceful quiet

[coral token]

What if I kill them both

Wait that's a little dark

[unreal kiln]

What's crazy is that thales is going to be older than his dad one day

[lusty gorge]

Oh you can try

[indigo hull]

damn that's kinda illegal

[coral token]

Depends

[lusty gorge]

My sister got a hunting knife and she ain't scared to defend herself

[coral token]

I don't think a knife can do much against a nuclear bomb

[unreal kiln]

Do you know who you're talking to dude

Thales is magneto

[dry rock]

It can if u disable the bomb

[urban valve]

Verbal assault

[lusty gorge]

Besides you're gonna have to also deal with my depression

[indigo hull]

🍪

here have a cookie bro

[unreal kiln]

Swap lives with me I'm nearly a millionare

Not you swap you don't live with me

[coral token]

Rib you were right

Valentino Rossi tastes like lemonade 💀

[unreal kiln]

You can always guess man

[coral token]

And the other one is indeed orange

[indigo hull]

damn

[unreal kiln]

They are always one or the other if you can't tell

Also ultra blue is genuinely undrinkable garbage

[coral token]

If it's blueberry or so flavored, I'll like it

[indigo hull]

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE

[brisk shard]

frickin

[unreal kiln]

It's not it's like

Idek bro it says blue raspberry but that just isn't what it tastes like

It tastes kinda like one of those little blue popsicles in the plastic tubes

[jade sail]

Xiao hong shu

[unreal kiln]

That they would always give you after field day in elementary

Or no it tastes like a really distilled, sour version of the blue juice barrel

[indigo hull]

so it tastes of lies?

[coral token]

I'd probably like that

I like artificial fruit flavors

[ripe burrow]

yo

[unreal kiln]

If you go on the monster wiki I think someone went on a really weird rant about how much they hate the flavor

Oh wait that's not the right flavor it's not ultra blue

[mild oriole]

mmmmm maroon flavor

[ancient dome]

🥨

[urban valve]

Chat

Ooos

[woven flicker]

🦅🐅🦗

[coral token]

maroon 5?

[urban valve]

Bye bye

[coral token]

what even happened to maroon 1 2 3 4

[mild oriole]

I have consumed a copious amount of dirt

[indigo hull]

we dont speak about it

[unreal kiln]

They got taken out by 5

[dry rock]

I'm living in ur walls fym

U broke asf

[pallid lodge]

"it makes you wonder how bad the first 181 blinks must have been if this is the one that survived"

[unreal kiln]

Crazy how there's just not 5 people in maroon 5

[unreal kiln]

My walls are not vacant broski

The hamsters live there

[dry rock]

They are now

[brisk shard]

backstreet boys but they live in the city smh smh

[unreal kiln]

You just left?

[brisk shard]

black eyed peas but they arent peas

[dry rock]

No I opened ur walls up

[brisk shard]

one direction but theyre 3 dimensional

these FRAUDS

[indigo hull]

22.86 Centimeter Nails

[unreal kiln]

NSYNC but they have terrible timing

And actually broke up

[brisk shard]

Drake but he isnt even a dragon

[unreal kiln]

Sombr but he's not even that sad

[brisk shard]

2slimey but hes a human not a slime

che but... something... idk one for che

[unreal kiln]

Kanye West but he's from the East

[unreal kiln]

Sayso but he has maybe 6 words per song that you can understand first listen

BassGod but he's not a fish

That one's better

[brisk shard]

Kendrick Lamar but his last name is Duckworth

[bleak warren]

aphex twin is only one guy who doesn't even have a twin

[unreal kiln]

Well his middle name is Lamar

[brisk shard]

NBA Youngboy but hes an adult

[bleak warren]

kendrick duckworth? 😭

[unreal kiln]

Yeah his dad's name is fucking ducky duckworth

[urban valve]

Fire

[bleak warren]

drake isn't much better, aubrey graham

[unreal kiln]

Well it's also Kendrick but he goes by Ducky

[indigo hull]

history offers its fair share of weird names

take a look at my "friend" States Rights Gist

[unreal kiln]

Dick trickle

[brisk shard]

the Euphoria guy Aubrey Graham

[indigo hull]

hey I told you that one

mf

[bleak warren]

funniest nascar driver name ever

[brisk shard]

i saw a youtube short with Drake using his toronto accent the other day

its like uncanny how many accents this guy holds in his voice box

[unreal kiln]

Tame impala but he's not a goat horse creature

[indigo hull]

but have you heard his arch nemesis Rich Bickle?

[brisk shard]

Eminem but hes not a chocolate brand

[bleak warren]

i have indeed

[indigo hull]

noice

oh and who could forget Lake Speed

my favorite driver just on his name alone

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[bleak warren]

that's a great name

[indigo hull]

fr

only ever won a single race and it was during the First Goodyear-Hoosier Tire War

[brisk shard]

Lil Wayne but his name is Dwayne

[indigo hull]

Dwane the Rock Johnson

[unreal kiln]

That does remind me of Gary Player

Professional Golfer

[indigo hull]

I am a firm believer his middle name is just the Rock

[brisk shard]

dude Carter is such a fucking cool name

if i have a kid i might call him Carter bro

[indigo hull]

be a man

[unreal kiln]

I firmly believe his name is whatever his team tells him it is

[dreamy knoll]

If the rock had a child would the nickname of the child be the pebble?

[unreal kiln]

That dude has been a shell of a person since Jumanji

[indigo hull]

i'd argue it was earlier than that

he was in a lot of lukewarm or downright bad films in the early to mid 2000s

[dreamy knoll]

Bro was a shell after this wrestling career

[unreal kiln]

But I feel like he at least wasn't playing the same person in every movie

[indigo hull]

yeah thats a better way to look at it

[brisk shard]

The Rock DID start in WWE, the staged wrestling thing

so no wonder hes more of a character than a person

hes always been a character

[indigo hull]

the WWF and WWE may be the same thing in idea

but are two completely separate eras

[unreal kiln]

Except John Cena is also a real person who was in the WWE and didn't get lost in his brand

Yes his brand is a huge part of him

[brisk shard]

when im tryna watch WWE but Travis Scott plays FEIN 52 fuckin times or smth

[unreal kiln]

But it's not his entire personality he is definitely more human

[indigo hull]

fr

[brisk shard]

he branched out and accepted himself

the rock became a corporate pawn

[dreamy knoll]

Nah we need more spiders

[unreal kiln]

For example, the rock faked going to in-n-out for the first time three times in a row

[brisk shard]

willingly i will say so good for him

[unreal kiln]

Just for more sponsorship money

[indigo hull]

fool me once

im mad

[brisk shard]

hi mad

[indigo hull]

wait fuck i forgot the Jontron quote

[brisk shard]

wait i just remembered mads

[unreal kiln]

Lucy Bedroque but his name is neither of those things

[brisk shard]

i wonder if we will ever get a rare occurance of them here sometime

my memory is tryna tell me something though