general

[ruby zealot]

go hydrate

[thick sphinx]

fire

[woven flicker]

Stinky bald puppet

[indigo hull]

water

[woven flicker]

ACK

[ruby zealot]

stinky wet dino

[thick sphinx]

land

[woven flicker]

ICK

[solar spear]

Rah rah ah ah ah Roma ro ma ma ga ga Oo la la

[elfin wing]

ging gang gong de do gong de laga raga

[neat seal]

6️⃣7️⃣

[indigo hull]

-# cough

[solar spear]

Perish

[plush bone]

6️⃣ 8️⃣ is better

[dense yarrow]

Chat, boo this man

[neat seal]

Haaa

[indigo hull]

1968

[solar spear]

BOOOOOOO

[neat seal]

Bro

[plush bone]

6️⃣ 8️⃣

[thick sphinx]

BOOOOO

[dense yarrow]

Booooooo 👎

[indigo hull]

4️⃣ 2️⃣ 0️⃣

[plush bone]

6️⃣ 4️⃣ 7️⃣

(backrooms reference)

[thick sphinx]

8️⃣7️⃣

the bite of 87

[dense yarrow]

Guys we should probably stop spamming number emojis in chat ngl

[thick sphinx]

[plush bone]

3.141

[thick sphinx]

eyh

[dense yarrow]

Sorry, mods might smite us

[neat seal]

Ok

[indigo hull]

Zeus, strike me down

[solar spear]

Mods, smite this man

Or woman or enby or gender non conformer

Whatever just smite them

[neat seal]

Man thanks for asking

[elfin wing]

i wonder if zeus would strike someone down if they just asked

[neat seal]

Prob

[plush bone]

yeah shark dog literally joined 2 months ago

[elfin wing]

i know you could 100% get Hera to obliterate you by calling someone else more beautiful than her

[dense yarrow]

Bro is not nice enough to do that for anyone lmao

[indigo hull]

true

[crisp hornet]

guys ive discovered the best way to ragebait little kids

[indigo hull]

actually who would win in a fight?

[solar spear]

He’d smite them just because, literally any reason would be enough

[indigo hull]

Narcissus or Hera?

[dense yarrow]

Hera all the way I'm sorry

[indigo hull]

fair point

im comparing a normal guy to a goddess

[dense yarrow]

Genuinely

[dreamy knoll]

Go to sleep john

[thick sphinx]

fire pfp btw i main jeff in marvel rivals

[dense yarrow]

Sonion

[elfin wing]

literally Hera
she erased people for even looking at her wrong

[plush bone]

Nanahira vs Ninomae Ina'nis

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[thick sphinx]

boop

[neat seal]

Thanks

[indigo hull]

yeah I really underestimated

but you also have to remember Narcissus believes he's the shit

[dense yarrow]

IVE BEEN TRYING TO SLEEP... FOR 12... HOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRSSSSSAAAA

[indigo hull]

most beautiful fuck out there

[elfin wing]

Narcissus could not hope to be near Hera's level

[neat seal]

Yall like dark souls

[dreamy knoll]

Its monday sleep

[elfin wing]

he'd call himself better than her and immediately be given a fate beyond death

[indigo hull]

true

[dense yarrow]

I have work at 7 tonight and I cannot for some unfathomable reason cannot seem to go to sleep

[bleak warren]

[dense yarrow]

Smudge

I need melatonin

[bleak warren]

hihi

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[bleak warren]

i uh, can't help with that, i'm whiter than wonder bread

[dense yarrow]

Like at least 10 milligrams do you have any

[bleak warren]

oh wait i thought you said melanin 💀

[dreamy knoll]

Baseball to the head?

[dense yarrow]

That's melanin lmaoooooooo

[bleak warren]

i can't read

[indigo hull]

are you feeling better now?

[bleak warren]

loads better

[indigo hull]

great

[bleak warren]

i'm doing awesome

[dense yarrow]

Too painful

[lusty gorge]

[dense yarrow]

I am harbouring an unfathomable rage

[languid grove]

[dreamy knoll]

Uhhhh nuke?

[neat seal]

I’m back

[indigo hull]

lets see what events in history are in store for tomorrow

[olive void]

tus

[indigo hull]

oh boy big one

27 April 711 AD the Muslims begin their conquest of Iberia

[olive void]

they also founded 7/11

[indigo hull]

then later in 1565 the city of Cebu is established, becoming the first Spanish settlement in the Philippines

[neat seal]

Should I have a hamburger for dinner or some french fries

[hardy valley]

Hello guys

[neat seal]

Hi

[dark marsh]

hi

[olive void]

hi

[dark marsh]

its been a while

[indigo hull]

Pripyat is also evacuated tomorrow

a whole day after Reactor 4 ceased to exist

which when you think about nuclear energy

is probably the most horrifying thing you can ever hear

[dense yarrow]

(visceral screaming)

[olive void]

Beethoven dropped Fur Elise tommorow on 1810

[indigo hull]

indeed he did

its also Ulysses Grant's birthday

and Samuel Morse's

the guy who created Morse Code

[dense yarrow]

Unfortunately the event that led the world to believe that nuclear is too dangerous, despite the fact Chernobyl was built and managed by Soviet brutalism, minimal safety measures, and was still contained to the area of Pripyat.

[indigo hull]

indeed

[twin lake]

Belo :3

[woven flicker]

Hai hai

[indigo hull]

its also kinda ironic

Guglielmo Marconi and Samuel Morse have birthdays just two days apart

and even further irony, Morse died two years before Marconi was born

[dense yarrow]

The irony in the fact is nuclear power disasters has never been caused by the radioactive stones and properties itself, but internal mismanagement of the plant in its entirety

[olive void]

and uhh

[indigo hull]

that and subpar Soviet Engineering

[plush bone]

uhh

cool

[dense yarrow]

Fukushima WAS LITERALLY POSTED ON THE BEACH, RIGHT ON TOP OF THE RING OF FIRE, IN THE MOST TECTONICALLY ACTIVE PART OF JAPAN

[indigo hull]

Toptunov had observed similar phenomena regarding the graphite tipped control rods at Leningrad

[tired temple]

very smart yes

[dense yarrow]

Not to mention the overall explosion was less harmful than the government's ability to control the spread of contamination in the ocean

[indigo hull]

or it may have been Ignalina i dont remember

[tired temple]

build a highy sensitive facility that could be catastrophic in one of THE most volcanically active areas in the fucking world, IN an area tons of people frequent

10 billion IQ move

[olive void]

mmight risk a ban for this cause its related to some funny stuff

[tired temple]

no

[dense yarrow]

It took them 2 weeks to start containing and managing the fallout. It took literally 6 hours on the day to douse the flames

[lusty gorge]

Is this Garmadon from Ninjago?

[dense yarrow]

Oh and by the way

Uranium isn't an effective rock in the slughtest

[lusty gorge]

Yeah but it's good against Superman

[dense yarrow]

Mixing plutonium and thorium actually has a higher energy output than uranium, and are both near infinitely recyclable

[olive void]

nvm fuck it

[indigo hull]

you also have to remember Fukushima suffered four reactor failures compared to Chernobyl's one

[tired temple]

uranium makes real cool novelty dishes

[dense yarrow]

And it took them 6 hours to contain. However the contamination in the ocean spread for roughly 2 weeks as the Japanese government was trying to focus on reparations for both Fukushima area and the reactor spill

[indigo hull]

this is true

[dense yarrow]

It's still there on the bay

[grand breach]

Guys do I put Jimmy queer’s mii in a onesie

[dense yarrow]

The area still glows red on the maps. Most aquatic life in the area either suffered severe mutations or died from super cancer

[indigo imp]

depleted uranium is low enough on radiation that you can just use it as a metal and i think thats neat

[languid grove]

Yes

[grand breach]

It’s gonna be so fire

[dense yarrow]

That is fairly cool

But as I said, thorium and plutonium are far more effective in nuclear energy output

[grand breach]

He loves it

[drowsy bridge]

It’s also used for many tank rounds

Since it’s so abundant and dense

[indigo imp]

its got a stupid high melting point tho so itd be difficult for me to do anything with

[dense yarrow]

Fusion energy might also be dependent on elements such as thorium, plutonium and hydrogen

Well to be more accurate fusion power is aimed to recreate the process of the sun

[drowsy bridge]

Also because it has self sharpening properties when used as an anti-tank round

Oh dear, no WiFi

Nvm we’re back

[indigo imp]

the toxicity of a lot of metals is overstated quite a bit. well, cadmium lead and mercury are all issues, but the whole aluminum gives you Alzheimer's is at best a "maybe the two things are related"

[dense yarrow]

So in hyperspecifs, hydrogen and helium

[south raven]

Every time fusion energy is brought up I get mad at the fact that a scientist almost made a breakthrough but was intentionally killed off

[drowsy bridge]

I thought it would’ve been entirely hydrogen/deuterium

[dense yarrow]

Right I forgot the name of it

Hydrogen, deuterium and helium

[indigo hull]

so you're saying if i eat lead then i wont have vivid hallucinations?

dammit I was hyping myself up for some lead poisoning

[dense yarrow]

Okay I'm gonna tell you something very A-political rn

[drowsy bridge]

I believe past iron, fusion becomes endothermic

[dense yarrow]

If something is created that creates a free resource that doesn't benefit the system it will be vaulted away and hidden

[olive void]

connected my yt to discord

[indigo hull]

yeah just like the cure for cancer

[dense yarrow]

Water, electricity, food and water should be inherently free resources but they are not because the capitalist agenda forces corporation to obey shareholder values that systematically deprive the people in need

[south raven]

Rich people do not care about the fate or future of the world they themselves inhabit

[indigo hull]

well said

[indigo imp]

symptoms of mild lead poisoning include being an asshole(i paraphrased it, but its true). it can also cause all sorts of issues if its severe.

it is not a hallucinogenic material and if you eat some(probably in powder form) you'll probably just vomit and then have issues going forward

[dense yarrow]

I'm a socialist and proud

Only for the people should the government serve

[indigo hull]

i think we should've kept it simple

bartering

[dense yarrow]

Yeah anyways

[indigo imp]

eh, that would have limited a lot of technologies. bartering is a slow process. but i do it from time to time. for example, I'm making a silver opal and emerald necklace and I'm being paid in trading cards.

[dense yarrow]

Lmao

No no bartering doesn't work anymore

[indigo imp]

some cards hold value better than the USD

[dense yarrow]

It's too much of a hassle, resources for trade might be tedious to come across

[ruby zealot]

[plush bone]

|| Tyler Collins||

[drowsy bridge]

Pokemon card bubble pop…

[woven flicker]

Eating it

[coral token]

you forgot the middle name.

[drowsy bridge]

[indigo hull]

thank you

[drowsy bridge]

Bob

[indigo hull]

you're a hero

[plush bone]

[ruby zealot]

go hydrate

[indigo imp]

not on large scales. but in many small situations, like trading your neighbor one thing for another, its a very useful and actually rather common thing. not as common as it used to be but people trade items for other non currency items all the time

[drowsy bridge]

Whoops, I don’t have any water rn

[indigo hull]

drowning in Nyquil

[drowsy bridge]

?????

[indigo imp]

nyquil chicken challenge(do not attempt)

[indigo hull]

oh god i forgot about that

[indigo imp]

humans are weird sometimes

[indigo hull]

sometimes?

mf try since the first ape learned to walk on two legs

like the guy who discovered how to create fire from rocks

[indigo imp]

i mean technically it depends on your reference point

[toxic pasture]

Did you know that the orginal doom game from 1993 takes place in the year 2021

[indigo hull]

oh yeah kinda forgot about that

[toxic pasture]

Did you know that there are over 2000 types of potatoes

During the Klondike Gold Rush, potatoes were so valuable for their vitamin C content that they were traded like gold.

[crimson merlin]

one type of potato is my computer fuck you very much

[supple kelp]

great sentence

[indigo hull]

no this is a great sentence

[crimson merlin]

oh no

[fiery cape]

Hello

[olive void]

i ate a burger, now i will perhaps exquisitely consume another copy of the edible combination of bread, cheese, meat, and peanut butter

[hybrid sigil]

Anybody know in what video did jimmy react to a submitted skit of tails sleeping with sonic and peeing in the bed?

[coral token]

interesting sentence

[crimson merlin]

peanut butter on a burger what the actual fuck

[real python]

Been watching so much dexter I turned 20

[olive void]

its peak fyi

[crimson merlin]

if you say so

[real python]

Where's rigby

[crimson merlin]

DIE

[real python]

[hybrid sigil]

I swear to god I saw the clip and it was in a jimmy video but I can’t even find the skit itself

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[real python]

[crimson merlin]

i farted and a poopy almost slipped out

[indigo hull]

im scared for the next generation

[real python]

The biblical fall of man

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy

[twin holly]

What do I name my new spacecraft

[coral token]

Theresa

[brisk parrot]

My dad tried to hit me on the head with a cast iron pot

[indigo hull]

Neil Armstrong

[brisk parrot]

U.S.S. Spacey Spacingham

[ornate crystal]

.

[real python]

Pissbuster 2

[twin holly]

Yeah

[indigo hull]

what happened to Pissbuster 1?

[twin holly]

Alright

[real python]

We don't talk about it

[indigo hull]

i see

[olive flicker]

Failed experiment

[real python]

Demon help me I'm 20 bro

[olive flicker]

That's why toilet destroyer 1 was a success

[olive flicker]

Because it's all american

[olive flicker]

Years old?

[real python]

Industrial sabotage

[real python]

Yh brobo cop

[olive flicker]

Is today your birthday?

[crimson merlin]

i am insert number here years old

[real python]

Unfortunately

[olive flicker]

HAAAAAAPPPYYYYY BIRTHDAY FLOOOOOOBBBBBB

[real python]

[olive flicker]

I forget you're in a different time zone

[real python]

Yh I watched so much dexter I didn't notice it was like 2am

[olive flicker]

What're you doing for your birthday

[real python]

Alcohol

[olive flicker]

[real python]

I got a shipment of Tsingtao

[olive flicker]

Hang out with honley before you drink

[indigo hull]

hey I know that

[olive flicker]

[indigo hull]

the German cession in China

[real python]

Before. Hell no it'll be WITH

[olive flicker]

Or that ✔️

[real python]

I'm dragging them with me

[olive flicker]

I'm flying over rn

[real python]

Peak bro bring Doug

[olive flicker]

Yes sir

[real python]

[languid jackal]

btw i just fixed my alice madness returns

had to put everything on low and it worked

including my resolution

quite annoying to deal with cuz y know

the game is very old

[olive flicker]

Floob do I genuinely buy a wii

[real python]

Lowkey yh

[crimson merlin]

NO THE WII IS OLD AS FUCK

[real python]

WHO CARES

Does the wii have good games?

Yes so who cares if it's old

[twin holly]

Bro its only from 2006

Thats not old vro

[indigo hull]

buddy i have consoles from before even Jimmy existed

[ruby zealot]

night chat

[real python]

Jesus christ I'm as old as the wii

[real python]

Joseph Swanson

[twin holly]

WRONG

[indigo hull]

Ronseph Swanson

[twin holly]

That's my guy Kronk

[real python]

Who's he voiced by

[granite dirge]

Yo I've just got home from the hospital cus I had appendicitis if anyone is worried about sergary I think the worst part is the recovery just cus of the after pain

[twin holly]

From the hit 2000 movie "Emperor's new groove"

[indigo hull]

The guy from the bee movie

[real python]

Who also voiced?

[indigo hull]

who got his lady stolen by a bee

[granite dirge]

Jo bart

[south raven]

By all accounts it doesn't make sense

[twin holly]

Right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison

[real python]

Rika go to bed

[languid grove]

Hallo everynyan

[languid grove]

I am in bed

[real python]

I left my frying pan at Honleys so I got nothing to hit u with

[languid grove]

HAH LOSER

[real python]

Yeah well you stink

[languid grove]

I smell good thank you

[real python]

Nuh uh

[languid grove]

Yuh uh

[real python]

[languid grove]

Gurl I just showered like two hours ago

[real python]

I ate the shower

This is a lie

[languid grove]

We have multiple showers in the house you butt

[wintry leaf]

man im hungry

no

[crimson merlin]

man im ded

[wintry leaf]

how u typing then

[crimson merlin]

im a ghost bitch

[wintry leaf]

ur not even a cool ghost, bitch

[crimson merlin]

BOO!

🖕

[wintry leaf]

stick it

[crimson merlin]

RAWR

[wintry leaf]

u so bad

[noble zinc]

🛑blinker checkpoint 🛑

[neat seal]

Haaaaaaa

[lusty gorge]

I'm putting everyone here into a baseball launching machine

There's no escaping

[bleak warren]

wheeeeee

[coral token]

wheat

[bleak warren]

hi tales

[coral token]

🇭 🇮

[bleak warren]

[lusty gorge]

Smudge

Lattes

Ur both caca heads

[urban valve]

im back on the fortnite grind again

this one wont stop

[bleak warren]

[bleak warren]

helo

[dreamy knoll]

Guess wut

[bleak warren]

wut

[lusty gorge]

CHICKEN BUTT

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

[bleak warren]

whoaaa

[dreamy knoll]

Just for that i cast stub thy toe

[dreamy knoll]

No one expects 4 cookies

[lusty gorge]

[dreamy knoll]

Be glad i didnt cast the other spell

[lusty gorge]

What other spell

[dreamy knoll]

I cast manual breathing

[lusty gorge]

I do that in my sleep
Quite literally

[dreamy knoll]

Fine i cast extremely slow internet

[lusty gorge]

That I can also deal with
I can read books

[dreamy knoll]

I cast hidden paper cuts

[lusty gorge]

Annoying but manageable

[dreamy knoll]

I cast doom

[lusty gorge]

My whole life I've been doomed

[dreamy knoll]

Do u want doom a or b?

[lusty gorge]

I'm feeling dangerous
Doom c please

[upbeat charm]

clover casts the 'if you blink you implode' spell

[lusty gorge]

[dreamy knoll]

U get sent to florida while doom guy beats you to death, only issue is that you and him cant die

[dreamy knoll]

I cast 🥕

[upbeat charm]

[upbeat charm]

omg no way

[south raven]

here you go

[dreamy knoll]

Mhm now if u blink carrots spawn in

[lusty gorge]

Yae :D

[lethal sierra]

Do carrots spawn in the general area that you stand or are they random either where you stand or outside

[south raven]

Yay!! :D

[upbeat charm]

[dreamy knoll]

They spawn in your hand

[south raven]

Carrots... hmm

[dreamy knoll]

Buny guess wut

[south raven]

Yes

[dreamy knoll]

[south raven]

Thank you veem

[lusty gorge]

Wait Arevin you're a Buny right?

[south raven]

Yes

[dreamy knoll]

Np buny now i cast unlimited 🥕

[lusty gorge]

How many carrots have you eaten this month?

[upbeat charm]

[dreamy knoll]

How do u feel having alot of carrots

[upbeat charm]

like clover has a lot of carrots

[olive void]

suka blyat

[south raven]

Irl not a lot lol

I'm eating a cheeseburger right now

[upbeat charm]

you gottta up your carrot gain....

[noble zinc]

🛑blinker checkpoint 🛑

[upbeat charm]

clover goes through like 3 bags of mini carrots a week

[dreamy knoll]

well if u blink a carrot spawns

[upbeat charm]

[lusty gorge]

Aight good
Cuz from what I've heard carrots can be bad for rabbits in high quantities so make sure not to eat too many

[south raven]

This is correct

I have enough bunny knowledge to raise bunnies

[lusty gorge]

Ion want you getting sick my bnuy Fren

[south raven]

Wawa cheeseburgers are pretty good

[lusty gorge]

Specifically a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, with extra shingles, a shimmy, a squeeze, light axle grease, and make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

[south raven]

Thats a real sandwich, and it's too big to realistically eat

[lethal sierra]

We serve food here sir

[drowsy bridge]

I had the best burger ever yesterday for $6

[south raven]

Oh? Where'd you get it

[drowsy bridge]

From the local bakery

[south raven]

Nice! Local food is usually the best

[drowsy bridge]

They sell it at that singular location 🥀

Brug, the goat

[lusty gorge]

Off topic I love the fact anything can be turned into a regular show joke

[upbeat charm]

clover psyched itself into thinking that a local donut place was a big chain company once

[lethal sierra]

Lol

[woven flicker]

Munch munch munch

[lethal sierra]

I have this local sushi and noodle fusion restaurant and they legit have the best sushi

[lusty gorge]

Like a bakery burger is something Mordecai and Rigby would fight the bakery god for just cuz they were one penny short

[upbeat charm]

god of basketball

[lethal sierra]

Sushi is one of my favorite foods I love it

[lusty gorge]

Mordecai would fight Poseidon just to get his hands on an everything fish sushi

[compact sky]

hi friends and foes

[lusty gorge]

Am I Fren or foe

[lethal sierra]

I remember the first time I tried it when I was like 11 and didn't like it then one day I was like "I should try it again" and now I eat it given the chance

[south raven]

I like that Regular Show is based on a one shot of 2 guys getting blasted in a gas station

[lethal sierra]

I was a weird kid because I usually said no to candy and did not like chicken nuggets

[lethal sierra]

And now as an adult I'm the opposite of that lol

[lusty gorge]

Reverse age appetite

[storm whale]

-800 years old

[lethal sierra]

Tomato soup is still disgusting though I hate it

[south raven]

Modern English is 300~ years old

[storm whale]

vampires

[south raven]

[lusty gorge]

Dude I fw vampires
I think they'd be the chilliest roommates

[storm whale]

real

[drowsy bridge]

What kind of sushi

[lusty gorge]

They're nocturnal so they won't bug you in the daytime
And if you want you can be a blood donor to them if they have no other blood source

[lethal sierra]

Anything really, but what I had so far is shrimp rolls, I've had tiger rolls carollina rolls and spicy tuna, but I'd say the spicy tuna is the best so far

[storm whale]

they probably would pay good money for the easy blood too

[pallid socket]

Hi chat

[storm whale]

heyo

[pallid socket]

My makeup looked amazing today but also I’m overstimulated and spent all my energy on said makeup

[storm whale]

unfortunate

[lusty gorge]

Or they'd just be incredibly loyal to you for willing to get bitten and drain your life source

[drowsy bridge]

That’s a good take, I love spicy tuna

[lusty gorge]

Either way it's a win

[storm whale]

if you're letting them bite you yeah but i was thinking more of a blood donation think

[storm whale]

truth

[compact sky]

idk you so i can’t tell

[lusty gorge]

And If you pull an all nighter you can have someone to talk to!

Winter would be your new favorite season!

[drowsy bridge]

I think you should try sashimi

[compact sky]

it is

[drowsy bridge]

Ong some ahi with shoyu and wasabi goes so hard❤️

[storm whale]

already is

[drowsy bridge]

Shoyu + wasabi dipping sauce, the goat

I love fish so much

[storm whale]

never been the biggest fan of sashimi alone i like some rice with it

[lusty gorge]

I would kill for a Vampire spouse ngl

[pallid socket]

I think most of my energy actually went to redoing my lipstick specifically

[opaque dust]

hello

I am arrive

[drowsy bridge]

That’s fair, when I first tried sashimi I wasn’t the biggest fan of it and then I dipped it in the sauce

Although poke with rice

Poke is just raw fish as well

But usually with some other toppings

And usually in little cubes

[compact sky]

red dead redemption my beloved

[pallid socket]

Because like. I have this maybelline lip vinyl. It’s supposed to stay like a matte lipstick would but also be shiny. So you have to shake it and mix the product and then put it on and NOT touch your lips together until it dries or else it doesn’t set right and gets sticky

[storm whale]

have you ever had a poke bowl? it's like sushi in bowl

[drowsy bridge]

Hell yeah

Sometimes I just eat straight poke if I can

[lusty gorge]

Fish stick sushi

[drowsy bridge]

Are you also from Hawaii?

[storm whale]

no

[drowsy bridge]

Damn

[pallid socket]

But I hate stickiness. I hate it. Even though it looks so pretty. And I kept trying to do it without touching my mouth together but I don’t wanna hold my mouth open for 3 minutes just to have my lipstick look shiny

[storm whale]

it's not fish it's sushi components in a bowl such as fish, seaweed, rice, and all that

[coral token]

the only sticky things in food i accept are sauces

chicken teriyaki yummmm

now i'm hungry

[lusty gorge]

Soggy sauce

[storm whale]

sushi rice isn't sticky when you eat it

[glacial oracle]

Erm

[lusty gorge]

Sauce that makes yo food soggy

[pallid socket]

I like sticky rice

I hate sticky lipstick

I hate the like. Glue residue after peeling off a sticker type of feeling

That kind of sticky

[dusky river]

curse of all your sour candy is sticky

[lusty gorge]

One thing I don't get Abt vampires is the fact that a wooden stake to the heart kills them

[pallid socket]

That’s fine

Sticky food can be okay I just don’t want my makeup sticky

[storm whale]

traditionally they have a lot more weaknesses than you would think

[drowsy bridge]

They already are??😭

[kind skiff]

makes sense to me. a wooden stake to the heart would kill most people i think

[dusky river]

Yea but like VERY sticky, where it makes everything around it sticky

[lusty gorge]

I know that but like
If they're main thing is not having blood, how does a stake to the heart kill them

[storm whale]

no it's a jesus thing, cuz crosses are wood

[storm whale]

jesus

their main weakness is religion

[lusty gorge]

Dude the beginning of Christianity must have been so confusing for vampires

[storm whale]

probably

[lusty gorge]

Like one second you're all big and bad and the next a t shaped stick can kill you

[storm whale]

or running water

rain would be lethal

[lusty gorge]

Wait so
Can vampires not drink water?

[storm whale]

that's not quite the same

but idk

[hearty tulip]

AH

[gleaming falcon]

i hate that my brain is wired to think everything is a jojo reference 💔

[storm whale]

heyo

[hearty tulip]

Sup

[storm whale]

vampires are definitely a jojo reference don't worry

[lusty gorge]

I mean technically it's running water
It's a miniature river that goes from your mouth to your stomach

[gleaming falcon]

as well as jesus, but vampires are FAR more prominent in this story line

[storm whale]

I don't think vampires need to drink water at all so it's probably not a problem

[storm whale]

tru

[lusty gorge]

Eh you're probably right
They can just down a monster

[storm whale]

or wine if they wanna be classy

[lusty gorge]

Actually yeah wine would work better

[storm whale]

or blood

[lusty gorge]

From what I've heard sugar can make more blood cells quickly right?
Or am I stupid?

[storm whale]

I'm not sure

not my forté

[narrow atlas]

If we’re talking about western traditional style vampires than they’d likely just have stockpiles of blood

Plus they are a type of undead. They don’t need much to sustain themselves

[lusty gorge]

So they're basically just eternal company

[narrow atlas]

Idk what that is

[lusty gorge]

Just someone to talk to forever

Eternal (forever) company (a roommate for example)

[narrow atlas]

I thought you may have been referencing something

[storm whale]

alright gang i gotta sleep farewell everyone

[narrow atlas]

I know what those words mean

[storm whale]

wear a seatbelt

[lusty gorge]

Aight bye bye Homple

[storm whale]

see ya yeulP

[narrow atlas]

But vampires would likely go mad without regular feeding

[lusty gorge]

Ok so just give up my blood to avoid them going rogue

[narrow atlas]

I mean why would you even wanna spend time with vampires?

Like traditional western ones are usually depraved ancient European nobles, prolific murderers, and cannibals, and just all around bad

[bleak warren]

what about Morbius

[quiet basalt]

It’s morbin time

[narrow atlas]

I don’t know much about him

I’m more of a DC guy than a marvel guy

[carmine venture]

Vampire guy pretty much

[narrow atlas]

Well I know that

[carmine venture]

Spider man villain i think but hes now more of an anti villain

Usually only involved if vampires are like blade

[prime canopy]

Who reacted to my message from *** 2024 ***

[dreamy knoll]

me

[undone cypress]

yeah go to #🤖-jimmyherebot

[dreamy knoll]

you

[bleak warren]

me?

[prime canopy]

HOLY SHIT

why is this a trend now 💀

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🌮

[dreamy knoll]

what is?

[bleak warren]

[dreamy knoll]

i gave u a taco that makes u into a irl dragon

[bleak warren]

lets go

[dreamy knoll]

hehehehe

[prime canopy]

Veemo’s not evil to the mods, bias confirmed

[lusty gorge]

Chat
Vampire wife
That's all

[dreamy knoll]

yeah well smudge is nice and tables well he scares me

[prime canopy]

[dreamy knoll]

fine ill just make u live in a timmies

[prime canopy]

I’m gonna be forced to work fast food forever now

[dreamy knoll]

hehehehehehehe

[zinc frigate]

[queen hinge]

I can soon get sticker perms holy cannoli

Also hello y’all

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[queen hinge]

[dreamy knoll]

hru aries

[polar otter]

hi guys

[south raven]

Hello

[modest crag]

Hello •v•

[undone cypress]

meow

[carmine venture]

That's what i got

[lusty gorge]

You

[reef zealot]

Wuff

[modest crag]

<<>>____<<>>

[pallid socket]

I should brush my teeth but I wanna just go to sleep

Though I could also go for some Powerade

[drowsy bridge]

Make sure to brush and floss

Remember to take care of your teeth

I love my teeth

New Kanye album goes so hard

[unreal kiln]

How did the dude who invented polar graphs discover that you can use them to multiply complex numbers

[undone cypress]

me

[drowsy bridge]

Only issue I have is that there isn’t much energy in his rapping

[lusty gorge]

[unreal kiln]

I feel like after pablo he hasnt really had a lot energy

[glad zinc]

Herro everyone

[lusty gorge]

Aight I go eep now

Nini chat

[drowsy bridge]

Just realized that he’s almost 50, that makes sense😭

[unreal kiln]

yeah hes like super old, drug abuse, brain damage, divorced

[drowsy bridge]

Yeah, do you think he’ll get that energy back?

[unreal kiln]

I dont think he can

[drowsy bridge]

Fair

[glad zinc]

This is targeting

[drowsy bridge]

I love that place!

[unreal kiln]

people have this very idealized version of the future where kanye gets off of drugs and immediately he becomes better

[glad zinc]

I ate a target once the store btw

[unreal kiln]

what people dont realize is that the stuff hes doing is like

[scarlet eagle]

Daily reminder to drink water people!

[unreal kiln]

bone dissolving type shit

[glad zinc]

No!

[drowsy bridge]

Oh shoot, I didn’t know that😭

[scarlet eagle]

No juice for you then

[unreal kiln]

yeah nos can dissolve your spinal cord

[glad zinc]

NO!

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[scarlet eagle]

Oh yeah, and no dessert.(and salt as a matter of a fact)

Dyslexic people ordering a desert at the restaurant

[glad zinc]

Im bouta down a whole bottle of salt rn

[scarlet eagle]

Good luck

[dusky river]

Eat pure sodium. Just strait from the Earth

[glad zinc]

Tahiti

[dusky river]

WHERE

[drowsy bridge]

Did you know that it’s also used for rocket engines? As an oxidizer

[prime canopy]

My oomfie took a nap and it’s turned into actually sleeping, they’re gonna wake up at like 3am bored cause I would be sleeping

[unreal kiln]

and in cars to do turbo

[glad zinc]

Nah I was lyingi do gotta plan tho

[drowsy bridge]

Oh right! I forgot about that

[dusky river]

[glad zinc]

Micah is a rat not John and plans suck

[scarlet eagle]

train sounds from afar

[glad zinc]

I ate that salt now my tummy hurt

[scarlet eagle]

the train is pretty close now

[glad zinc]

Should I be scared

[scarlet eagle]

probably time to start running since you are on the tracks

[glad zinc]

Nah I'll be fi....

[compact sky]

hey people

[scarlet eagle]

too late

[glad zinc]

As a man who looks like Jesus once said hello there

[glad zinc]

Nuh uh

[scarlet eagle]

I get it now

[unreal kiln]

who is this character

[glad zinc]

Myahaha

[scarlet eagle]

I’m too eppy. Good night!

[scarlet eagle]

Neko Arc

[glad zinc]

Uneepifys

[scarlet eagle]

I’m good

[compact sky]

neco arc from melty blood type lumina

[unreal kiln]

bro Ive thought for literally 2 years now that that was stomach book

[glad zinc]

No uneepifys times thirty seven

Herro anytwo

[unreal kiln]

God next week is the start of exam week

Ive lost 3 teachers this year due to underfunding

[compact sky]

made it sound like you lost them to a war or something

[urban valve]

i did

all of my teachers died to a famine so im learning using duolingo and tung tung tung sateach

[pallid socket]

Crying to Wherever You Will Go like I’m in a 2000s romance drama

[woven flicker]

Roar

[urban valve]

no

[woven flicker]

Wha

Roar

[dusky river]

Bro I almost forgot that I’m graduating in a few weeks

[urban valve]

no

Raor ✅ roar ❌

[woven flicker]

Do the roar

[urban valve]

no

[woven flicker]

Roar

[urban valve]

roaring is a violent urge

it should be supressed and done it private

aight yeah im ngl that shit was lowk corny 😭

[wraith turret]

hello

[urban valve]

bye

i should really start aura farming in this server again

[woven flicker]

You have no aura

[urban valve]

yeah thats why I need to start aura farming again

[woven flicker]

But you still have no aura tho

[urban valve]

i had more aura than jimmy himself at one point but then i went on my jester maxing arc

[woven flicker]

Everyone does

[urban valve]

you right

[woven flicker]

But like both of you have no aura tho

[urban valve]

cap

what if you're just a D1 hater

[woven flicker]

But I’m not

Just saying no aura found

Roar

[urban valve]

ill show you aura

[woven flicker]

Rib don’t steal others people sure

[woven flicker]

You don’t have aura

[urban valve]

sure

hahahaha autocorrect corrected you

minor spelling mistake, argument won

[woven flicker]

That was just sad

Bankruptcy aura

[urban valve]

im actually part of the fortnite crew

im rich

[woven flicker]

*I’m

[urban valve]

ok

[woven flicker]

Meaning “I am”

Roar

[urban valve]

Door

[woven flicker]

Score

[woven flicker]

Ew

[urban valve]

Hmm

What else ends with ore

[woven flicker]

Ore

Core

Score

[lusty gorge]

Asgore

Capricorn

Thorn

[woven flicker]

It has to end in it you butt head

[lusty gorge]

Bore

Shore

Lore

Snore

Explore

Sore

Ignore

[woven flicker]

There you go

[lusty gorge]

Fore

Wore

That's all I can think of

There is one more but I can't say it here

[dreamy knoll]

eurobeat needs to intensify

[lusty gorge]

Oh wait
More

[stone saddle]

I can’t think of two more I can’t say

[urban valve]

Yeah I also thought of that one

[lusty gorge]

Yeah and then one last that I can't say

[urban valve]

Same wavelengths

[stone saddle]

I was literally typing that

Frick

[lusty gorge]

Remember to respect women, people!

[stone saddle]

Ok 👍

[dreamy knoll]

stub your toe for thinking it

[woven flicker]

🦖

[dreamy knoll]

you

[lusty gorge]

Ay rib thought it too

Don't single out me

[stone saddle]

💣💣💣

[urban valve]

Gulp

Report under ZERO pressure

[lethal sierra]

Hello

[dreamy knoll]

rib and bob also stub your toe

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[urban valve]

I don’t have toes I have feet fingers

[stone saddle]

Bob don’t have toes

[dreamy knoll]

ok stub them

[stone saddle]

Yo WHO said that

[lusty gorge]

I have microphone feet

[lethal sierra]

Hru doing

[dreamy knoll]

im ok

[lusty gorge]

Can't stub em

[dreamy knoll]

breaking ur tail then

[lusty gorge]

AGH-

[lethal sierra]

What if you have noclip ability

[lusty gorge]

Aight I'ma eep now bye chat

[stone saddle]

How dare you eep

[woven flicker]

Throwing you

Dumping ice on you

Rolling you

[urban valve]

Fossils look like a good food I can’t lie

A delicacy

[woven flicker]

They are

Why do you think paleontologist lick them?

[urban valve]

To see how old they are

[maiden nova]

Freedom finished four lab reports GOSH

I have one more to do but that’s for tomorrow

[woven flicker]

Wrong

To distinguish them from rocks

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[maiden nova]

YEOUCH

[zinc frigate]

Can somebody tell my brain to actually work please

[dreamy knoll]

brain work

[woven flicker]

Head butting you

Chat died

I’m gonna sigh

Sigh

[zinc frigate]

I keep trying to say stuff forgetting bro blocked me

[maiden nova]

What’s that for 😔

[zinc frigate]

Chat did not die

[woven flicker]

Evil

[maiden nova]

Hi autumn also that brain work moment is so real me all day

[woven flicker]

Newbie can I have 20 dollars?

[maiden nova]

You asking the wrong person 💀

[woven flicker]

Can I have fossils?

[maiden nova]

Once again the wrong person i would say yes but I don’t gonna any

[woven flicker]

Aw shucks

🦖🫳🧋🐇

[zinc frigate]

[woven flicker]

Bleh

[urban valve]

Holy cow I just remembered this girl in 8th grade that chucked her phone at a wall and she was surprised it broke

That was mad funny

[woven flicker]

What the fuck

[urban valve]

There is correlation

[woven flicker]

To?

[urban valve]

What you guys were talking about to my story

100% trust

Holy shit my life is lifing so good rn

[woven flicker]

Hmmm..

Oh yeah no that confirms it

I think

[urban valve]

Nice thought

[woven flicker]

Rib what’s you’re favorite hieroglyphic

[urban valve]

uh

the bird

[woven flicker]

Which one

[left sierra]

Guess the game name with one word starter.
Target: _____________?

[urban valve]

idfk

im lowk pissed now

[topaz marten]

wuddup chat

[drowsy bridge]

wtf is a country club

This place is outside of my tax bracket bruh😭

[urban valve]

its like a place for certain neighborhoods

[pliant flame]

Dahrfer doodle

[carmine venture]

Who

[woven flicker]

That sucks

[urban valve]

i have you know i have one of those that i am apart of

[woven flicker]

Really?

Crazy

[lethal sierra]

Cuz it tastes good

[woven flicker]

True

Which means I will have to lick fossils

[icy sundial]

[dusky geyser]

Hello

[left sierra]

Oh

[dreamy spire]

luigi

[wintry leaf]

DING DONG

[woven flicker]

Gn

[tired temple]

What the fuck 2017 was 9 years ago

[tired temple]

Bye

[unkempt siren]

urgh

[urban valve]

Flak

[unkempt siren]

everyone went to sleep

aw

[drowsy bridge]

Praying that I inherited my dad’s side of the old people genes

[woven flicker]

Language rib

Don’t say bad words

[drowsy bridge]

I had no clue that my grandpa was 80

[woven flicker]

Smh head my shaking

[drowsy bridge]

He looks like 60 or something

[urban valve]

alright enough yap time to nap

[woven flicker]

Gn everyone

[woven flicker]

Sleep well

[thin prairie]

Go to sleeep

[ruby zealot]

Night

[ruby zealot]

Night ribtastic

[glad olive]

Hi

[drowsy bridge]

How are you?

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

Doing good wbu

[drowsy bridge]

Tired but we ball

[dapper cairn]

I’m such a fat fuck I’m eating blue raspberry rings and drinking soder

[glad olive]

Bye

[drowsy bridge]

Based

I love food

[crisp pagoda]

yummers

[pliant flame]

Boi over here livin' the life

[zinc frigate]

No

[thin prairie]

:(

[zinc frigate]

I will just not right now

[thin prairie]

:)

[zinc frigate]

I can sleep until 11 tomorrow so I can stay up late as I want (hopefully not fucking 4am again)

[unborn sail]

Guys what’s that word game Jimmy plays at the start of streams? You have to fill in the blanks of a bunch of sentences

[pliant wraith]

Meow

[thin prairie]

[drowsy bridge]

I need some hydrogen peroxide

Ear is clogged

Ooh, that’s like H2O2

[thin prairie]

Best I can do is

🍪

[dreamy spire]

luigi

[hoary magnet]

Oooh, Compounds?
Yes, Give Me Inspiration For More Characters Based On Elements

[plain hull]

Hello ladies

[graceful phoenix]

I've got personal beef with King Derthert in Mount and Blade II: Bannerlord

It always makes me so happy to lop off his head when i get the chance. He's the only noble i execute, the rest are not worth the penalties

[lethal sierra]

Wordle

Oh not that one, you meant a different game nvm

I honestly forget what it's called

[drowsy bridge]

Fluoride

Fluoride is a very aggressive atom and will steal electrons from anything and everything

[plain hull]

Oh

[blissful mortar]

sup y'all

can anyone check on #ylyl-entries? i sented an another meme that is under 60s

and that made me laugh thru background

[narrow atlas]

I could probably eat a whole pantries worth of food rn, but the only problem is the noticeable lack of food in the pantry

You think I could conjure the spirit of one of my ancestors that survived the potato famine to encourage me to tear into a bag of raw potatoes?

[nova pasture]

Why isn't it letting me into the no access thing

Also when can I post a video because I would like to post a video

[drowsy bridge]

Did they leave before they could even get an answer?😭

[languid grove]

WASSSAAAAAA

[ruby zealot]

[plucky garden]

Hello

[languid grove]

AAAAAAA

[ruby zealot]

drink water

[plucky garden]

Yum

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[crisp pagoda]

beep

[thin prairie]

WAZZZZAAAAA

[white spoke]

I’m scared I’m seeing to many people become furries… there’s a larger % of furries here than there were 6 years ago

[digital nacelle]

Hello

[dry rock]

WAZZZZZAAAAAAAAH

[steady owl]

I mean, I really do not mind because that means I don’t have to hide

[white spoke]

True… the pathowogen is going everywhere

[thin prairie]

STINKAAAAAYYYYU

[digital nacelle]

Tf is happening here why is there so many furries

[zinc frigate]

Or maybe it’s just people feeling more free to be who they are, or just them joining for the hell if it idfk

[thin prairie]

Meow

That's why

[digital nacelle]

AAAAH

[upbeat charm]

meow

[thin prairie]

Meow

[dry rock]

Mow

[upbeat charm]

mrrrrp

[dry rock]

:3

[thin prairie]

Me rn

[digital nacelle]

[dry rock]

Mowing honleys hair off

[thin prairie]

Ok baldy basic

[upbeat charm]

that's not very nice....

[dry rock]

Basic bitch

[white spoke]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[thin prairie]

Bitch basics

[dry rock]

Hctib scisab

[narrow atlas]

I’ve been curious about this for a while. Is there a separate word for bug based furries?

[thin prairie]

Fack you

[white spoke]

Backwards is wild

[dry rock]

:3

[thin prairie]

I'm cursing swap

[zinc frigate]

dliw si sdrawkcaB

[dry rock]

Later nerds

[thin prairie]

Needs

[zinc frigate]

Needs

[dry rock]

FACK U AUTO CORRECT

[narrow atlas]

We making dough?

[dry rock]

That's kneads

[thin prairie]

Yeah mushroom bread

[dry rock]

DUMBASS

[narrow atlas]

The fuck is the k for?

[zinc frigate]

I thought it was thneeds

[thin prairie]

That's the onceler

[dry rock]

Kno kidea

[narrow atlas]

That’s the shit they shot the Lorax to make

[dry rock]

Jesus auto correct

[thin prairie]

HOLY FUCK IT'S HOT

[zinc frigate]

Eh who cares if a few trees are dying

[dry rock]

Tf is a kidhead

Alr gtg

[zinc frigate]

How bad can I be? (Not that bad I replant saplings)

[thin prairie]

Yeah go away

[narrow atlas]

Is the Lorax in a who vill situation where it’s all on a speck of dust, or something?

Cause like how small is that planet that they chopped ALL the trees?