general

[lusty gorge]

"HUP HYA SKYAA!" -Gordon Linksay

[brisk shard]

sometimes it just makes me feel better

[rancid garden]

"i go to hell and shit on the demons"

[burnt merlin]

What the fweak!1!

[brisk shard]

but i only hate when its necissary

otherwise i just ignore everything

[bleak warren]

believe me, i'm aware. i barely touch the site now. but at least it isn't kick

[ruby zealot]

get hydrated...you

[brisk shard]

like literally everything

[burnt merlin]

#1 chatter there btw

[ruby zealot]

kick is fucking hell

[storm whale]

hydration station

[brisk shard]

i think its all from the hating

[burnt merlin]

Thanks for reminding me :3

[rancid garden]

stancave members when you dont laugh at their forced reddit joke or inside joke that you dont get because you actually go outside

[lusty gorge]

Water slaughter

[ruby zealot]

no problem

[bleak warren]

i have gotten better at ignoring the awful shit in the world, it just seems like there's way more of it lately

[brisk shard]

people like me there because im realistic

[bleak warren]

just gotta refocus and keep trying

[real python]

I only use kick to watch Los thats about it

[indigo hull]

Unfortunately true

[brisk shard]

ill tell someone theyre fucking weird if they are

[storm whale]

🗣️ 🔥

[rancid garden]

oh i tried beimg that and they got MAD mad

[ruby zealot]

Stancave members when-

[brisk shard]

ggs

[languid grove]

Hallo

[rancid garden]

in stancave youre either

wholesome chungus 100 brap chud
or
evil (normal)

[brisk shard]

idk its like im some kind of saviour there

[indigo hull]

If you’re ever feeling down, just read unusual Wikipedia articles

[brisk shard]

im just truthful and a hater

[zinc frigate]

[lusty gorge]

I'ma throw you like a football

[bleak warren]

sorry about earlier rika, i had an online D&D site in mind and i meant to suggest that as an alternative and i got mad instead

[ruby zealot]

[south raven]

I think my personality that I show on discord is who I actually am

I lie sometimes, and I put on a brave face. I just don't want other people to worry.

[indigo hull]

The two can often be synonymous with each other depending on the eye of the beholder

[burnt merlin]

How haves you been, reeka? :3

[ruby zealot]

im such a hater to my irl friends

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

People will hate the truth

[rancid garden]

stancave members will you see someone genuinely criticizing something with valid arguments and hit you with "UGHH!! wheres ur joy!! wheres ur whimsy!!! let people enjoy things!!!"

[indigo hull]

Mostly because they don’t want it to be the truth

[brisk shard]

TRUE dude

[ruby zealot]

nuke the whole generation

[bleak warren]

it's important to be whimsical, but ignoring the truth doesn't help. illusion is not true happiness

[burnt merlin]

Why stop there? Just be like me and hate on everyone :3c
-# /j

[brisk shard]

some guy was defending forsaken in stancave the other day

[indigo hull]

Idk Guns N’ Roses told us to use our illusions

[south raven]

I don't like mistreating anyone

People get enough shit in their day-to-day life

[rancid garden]

"yea let me defend satan rq"

[burnt merlin]

Oh wait
The server tag is snitching on me

[lusty gorge]

You can't hide from negativity but you can fight it with positivity

[rancid garden]

id rather staple my nuts to the carpet than play a round of forsaken

[urban valve]

Slope

[indigo hull]

Man I can’t believe I lost my damn Obama tag

[ruby zealot]

i dont wanna make online enemies because im afraid they will spread their hate for me

[urban valve]

Thanks for sharing.

[storm whale]

truth

[brisk shard]

crazy description but i see your point.

[ruby zealot]

and itll be my downfall

why do that when i can do that myself

[indigo hull]

That was a shockingly accurate movie

Iykyk

[rancid garden]

bungus yknow whats the worst thing i see in servers like stancave

[rancid garden]

its THOSE people...

the LARPERS.....

[brisk shard]

im rank 1 in stancave bro, ive seen those typa people

[rancid garden]

[ruby zealot]

you became what you hated ahhh

[elfin wing]

I wonder how the actual LARP community feels about their term being bastardized

[burnt merlin]

Ouuug larp larp larp
Such a funny word :3

[brisk shard]

i was there first 😭

[bleak warren]

ok i have to ask, because i keep seeing it a lot. does "larp" mean what it's supposed to mean, or is there a new meaning for it

[indigo hull]

Let me go ask my local civil war re-enactors

[woven flicker]

Aniistink

[ruby zealot]

poor LARPers learned the term from supernatural

[rancid garden]

stancave members be pushing 25 and also be roleplaying in the chat as fucking deku or some random roblox character

[ruby zealot]

yeah shhhhhh

[south raven]

Live action role play

[elfin wing]

it means what it's supposed to
basically just new way to say "poser"

[bleak warren]

ohhhh

[storm whale]

it has two meanings now 💔

[bleak warren]

so like, people who RP on discord, they're larpers

[burnt merlin]

It means acting like you know something on a topic when you're actually just lying and don't know shit but don't want to admit it

[lusty gorge]

I have no idea what stancave is but it sounds like a online torture chamber

[rancid garden]

like stancave mfs are THE people who would type dumb shit like

"loads shotgun with malicious intent" or some other equally corny thing

[urban valve]

I’m larping rn

[brisk shard]

the way people use the term "LARP" nowadays is to call out people who are pretending to be something they arent

[ruby zealot]

rib the larp queen

[bleak warren]

ok, i think i got it

[burnt merlin]

Let's larp

[ruby zealot]

LARP

[rancid garden]

server for a mid tier danish youtuber with content made for toddlers

[ruby zealot]

only this once

[south raven]

I knew the term from D&D before children and teenagers ruined it

[urban valve]

One last drop

[lusty gorge]

[bleak warren]

a lot of the people who either get banned there or get tired of the place end up here i've noticed

[indigo hull]

Damn

[rancid garden]

this server is a bit more well behaved and normal

[brisk shard]

did foxie get banned here yet

[rancid garden]

i like u guys way more than that place

[brisk shard]

wait idk why im asking this yall def dont know

[bleak warren]

who

[rancid garden]

genuinely, yall are cool asf

[burnt merlin]

A LOT more normal and well behaved tbf

[indigo hull]

No it’s 70F outside for me rn so it’s not cold

[brisk shard]

stancave member, did something extremely bad, tryna get them banned in stancave and jimmycord

[indigo hull]

[gritty temple]

Is it illegal to climb a fence to get to a park that is public access

[lusty gorge]

Lame people are the coolest people imo

[south raven]

It's not all prefect here but it's better than a lot of places

[bleak warren]

did you talk to a mod about this?

[rancid garden]

still waiting for my artist role bro i draw W arts

[brisk shard]

another stancave member has yes

[burnt merlin]

I guess no?

[brisk shard]

waiting for an update

[indigo hull]

Realistically, depends on local jurisdiction

[gritty temple]

I see I see

The government patched up my awesome shortcut to the park from the broken fence ;;(( why would they do that so rude

[bleak warren]

the mod who used to regularly give that out quit here, tbh i forget it's a thing i can do 💀

[brisk shard]

stancave is like OLD jimmycord, and like the worst time of jimmycord i mean

[gritty temple]

Make my dog a moderator, she can be trusted if you give her treats

[indigo hull]

Treatable

[gritty temple]

They have to be dental treats though because she has stinky breath

[brisk shard]

i would still say jimmycord at its peak was worse but

[burnt merlin]

I love how we talk about the old jimmycord like the old war in warframe

[brisk shard]

stancave is SO bad

[gritty temple]

[lusty gorge]

I wasn't here for old jimmycord but from the sound of it it seems like hell

[bleak warren]

funny how the same kinds of people show up in the same kinds of places. like a moth to a flame. or flies to shit

[brisk shard]

yeah

some cool old members from jimmycord reside in stancave

[humble isle]

Say that again

[storm whale]

the ghosts of jimmycord users past

[peak sentinel]

apparently someone I know irl is in Stancave and I had no idea

[urban valve]

Brycecord

[brisk shard]

like blade and nami

[indigo hull]

LMAO

[bleak warren]

ooo look what i have 💡

[indigo hull]

You summoned the moth Smudge

[brisk shard]

glaggle said THE Moth and i thought Moth made a rare appearance

[burnt merlin]

Nami's in stancave?

[bleak warren]

i would not have guessed in 100 years that Nami is in stancave, she's got enough shit to worry about without that place 💀

[brisk shard]

yeah

[brisk shard]

WAIT are we thinking the same Nami

[indigo hull]

I live in Mothman country

[burnt merlin]

Vaaaaaaaas

[indigo hull]

So technically you’re right

[burnt merlin]

I'm not sure
Prob not

[lusty gorge]

old stag

[urban valve]

Nami from one piece right

[lusty gorge]

I love old stag

[brisk shard]

okay, from Smudge's message i can say it is probably not the same Nami

[storm whale]

old stag is the goat, but the bell beast is really cute

[bleak warren]

naminagi? the artist?

[brisk shard]

NOPE lol

dont worry anyways

but yeah Blade is there

and Xeno

[burnt merlin]

Oh
It isn't the same person

[bleak warren]

who are blade and xeno

[brisk shard]

blade was the godzilla fan

[lusty gorge]

Old stag is apparently very tired yet he still helps the knight
Goated friend

[brisk shard]

xeno was an old friend of Bag's

[indigo hull]

Zeno was an Eastern Roman Emperor

[storm whale]

absolutely

[indigo hull]

Reigned twice

[burnt merlin]

No idea who they are

[brisk shard]

theres also some cool stancave members that are sometimes here

[indigo hull]

First from 29 January 474 - 9 January 475 and again from August 476 to 9 April 491

[rancid garden]

wait do u give roles?

[brisk shard]

@torn salmon hiiii

[rancid garden]

if so do i gotta show my art

[bleak warren]

the art role can be given by a mod, most roles can't

[rancid garden]

dang it

oh shit cars moving, gtg

[urban valve]

I can give it out too

[brisk shard]

smudge actually gave me owner

[indigo hull]

Give it back

[humble isle]

The artist role is given to you once you post your art enough.

[brisk shard]

i am the owner of stancave

[lusty gorge]

Welp my phone is at 1%
bye gng

[storm whale]

idk we might need to fact check that

[brisk shard]

wait fuck

[bleak warren]

*once you post your art enough and Smudge randomly remembers she can give the role

[storm whale]

see ya gang

[brisk shard]

i meant jimmycord

[burnt merlin]

Btw uncle bungus
Guess what test I have to study for?

[bleak warren]

i'm sorry i'm really inconsistent with this

[brisk shard]

forgot what i was talking about mid type

[brisk shard]

chem

[burnt merlin]

No
Geography

[humble isle]

Yeah that too

[brisk shard]

my condolences

[brisk shard]

chat ima go for a second, last game of FNCS Grand Finals for EU

[bleak warren]

oh, i'm pretty good at geography

[brisk shard]

i gotta see Sky and Scroll win

[brisk shard]

SAME!!!! TRUST MEEEE!!!!

[bleak warren]

lmaooo

[burnt merlin]

Suuure suuure

[burnt merlin]

It's economics

[storm whale]

I'm generally pretty good at geography

[bleak warren]

i'm terrible at money, don't even have any

[storm whale]

shift the demand curve to the left

[indigo hull]

being a history nerd also requires being a geography nerd

[brisk shard]

ayyyy

one of us one of us

[indigo hull]

💰

dont ask where i got it just take it

[bleak warren]

MINE

GIMME

[storm whale]

okay Mr. Moneybags no need to flex

[indigo hull]

im not flexing

im doing what every 19th century robber baron was physically disgusted by and incapable of doing

[indigo hull]

giving charity

[bleak warren]

i think it's cool that fiche's dog is somewhat famous

[urban valve]

I think the normal one is better

I don’t like variants

[indigo hull]

thats no dog, thats an undercooked piece of bread

not even trying to be mean

[storm whale]

my apologies original gangster

[bleak warren]

be nice to the dogy

[indigo hull]

but it looks like a baguette

[ruby zealot]

i was about to say that

[indigo hull]

parry

💥

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

[urban valve]

Ughhh

[real python]

[languid jackal]

I guess steam had a few issues on releasing alice madness returns

The game cannot handle on higher resolution

[urban valve]

Shucks

[languid jackal]

It will just freeze the game

Or possibly freeze your computer

Forcing u to press the power button to restart ur pc

[urban valve]

I do that a lot anyway

[languid grove]

She’s basically raw unbaked garlic bread

[urban valve]

Garlick

[bleak warren]

garlic bread is goated

[indigo hull]

its not a goat its bread

[bleak warren]

it's both!

[indigo hull]

you can name the goat garlic bread

[storm whale]

[languid grove]

I did also make a nerd Chloe one but I don’t think Fiche saw the ping

[bleak warren]

i think i saw the nerd one

[gritty temple]

I’ve gotta make more art to post here AAAAAUUUUUUUUUU

Ain’t gonna draw itself

[pliant flame]

Diving into the deep end of the Internet was a terrible idea

[storm whale]

indeed

[indigo hull]

the Chris Chan rabbit hole was enough for me

[pliant flame]

I've seen some shit and in need of a therapist

[indigo hull]

thats all I'll say

[real python]

[languid grove]

I don’t think this is the right place

[twin lake]

O hell na

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

be careful online y'all

[real python]

[pliant flame]

Memes will be my therapy then

[bleak warren]

memes built this server

[real python]

The lies

[pliant flame]

This server was built brick by brick

[bleak warren]

jimmy has career because of memes. i speak truth

[storm whale]

🪦

[real python]

Hmmmm an interesting hypothesis. My counter arguement: BLEEEEH

[pliant flame]

Fuck, I gonna dive into that aswell

Haven't scratched it off my bucket list

[real python]

[indigo hull]

its a lot

[storm whale]

you actually don't need to

[gritty temple]

No

No you don’t goober

[indigo hull]

yeah its like cave diving

the best part about is that its completely optional

[pliant flame]

I am aware of the shit I'm putting myself into

[storm whale]

then why

[pliant flame]

Because I'm bored and I've got way too much free time on my hands

[urban valve]

Well no because we are going into the nutty putty cave Monday

[storm whale]

no thanks

[gritty temple]

I think there are many other things you could be doing

[storm whale]

you could listen to music

[languid grove]

I have ice cream

[gritty temple]

[bleak warren]

yeahh just because you're bored doesn't mean you should do something harmful to yourself

[indigo hull]

are you screaming for it?

[languid grove]

AAAAAA GET AWAY

[pliant flame]

Binge my homies 196 track breakcore playlist? Maybe

[woven flicker]

Stealing it and then smacking you

[bleak warren]

chat must know, what flavor

[gritty temple]

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[languid grove]

I’M GETTING JUMPED

[real python]

Stealing it

[storm whale]

better than going down some rabbitholes

[gritty temple]

GET HERRRR

[indigo hull]

pie flavor

[prime canopy]

Ants really just woke up today and decided to invade my home

[real python]

[buoyant agate]

I forgot that demo 5 launched I think yesterday

[indigo hull]

you are the chosen one

[languid grove]

It has walnuts on it with chocolate bur the ice cream itself is vanilla

[indigo hull]

the ant goddess

[prime canopy]

There weren’t even ants outside yesterday

[woven flicker]

Smacking the ice cream on the ground

[storm whale]

they spawned in your house

[pliant flame]

You're right, I should just bury my shovel somewhere in Uttar-Pradesh, India

[languid grove]

Why do you want to see me miserable

[real python]

Rika come get your family out of Cosettes house

[bleak warren]

that sounds yummers. also idk if you saw but i said sorry for earlier i'm old and stubborn and mean

[languid grove]

[buoyant agate]

Smoodge

[woven flicker]

🥒

[gritty temple]

Making a Pinterest board for my second sona

[woven flicker]

I love being evil

[glad zinc]

Herro I'm back yall

[indigo hull]

same

[pliant flame]

I love being green

[prime canopy]

💀

[woven flicker]

I also do

[glad zinc]

Do y'all also commit warcrimes

[brisk shard]

nope

unless being cool as hell is a warcrime

then im still a good citizen 😭

[indigo hull]

I was only following orders

[woven flicker]

I’m feeling green today

Like every day

[storm whale]

I'm feeling very homple today

[prime canopy]

Green and mean

[glad zinc]

Do good soilders follow orders

[stone saddle]

War crimes? I have been summoned

[brisk shard]

soilders

[urban valve]

Go home

[indigo hull]

SOILED IT

[real python]

Soilders

[gritty temple]

Why is the internet so epilepsy unfriendly. I don’t have it but ever since a Roblox incident I heard about I’ve noticed how easily you can just get epilepsy triggered

[storm whale]

soil ders

[gritty temple]

Literally was just looking for art reference on Pinterest and then BAM seizure

[brisk shard]

by the way that incident was fake but also yeah it does suck

[stone saddle]

I don’t got one

[languid grove]

The Roblox hate is very warranted and I am not upset or angry over that because you’re 100% right, I just didn’t appreciate the autism comment and the comment about needing pretty pictures because it made me feel a bit dumb

[gritty temple]

I heard but the creator’s response wasn’t so it’s just weird

[glad zinc]

I just got hit by a truck yall

Pls help

[bleak warren]

i live with someone who has epiliepsy, they're having a lot of trouble with games and videos and stuff lately

[brisk shard]

that moderator for the game is a total loser for typing that ngl

[gritty temple]

I also have a friend who can have seizures

[urban valve]

Seizures suck

[gritty temple]

Yeah :( so many games and videos and shows just do NOT care and mfers wanna be like “erm just stay off the internet if you have epilepsy then!”

But I bet those same people wouldn’t want to do that if they suddenly got a brain injury and got epileptic seizures smh…

[bleak warren]

that was uncalled for, and that was friendly fire 💀 , i should have said that i'm tired of people not wanting to put in the effort for alternatives, but my brain was all frustrated and mad

[glad zinc]

I gotta go finna lose internet

[bleak warren]

i should have told you guys to try Roll20 because that was what i used earlier and has a lot of the same stuff the roblox game makes easy for you

[gritty temple]

Nobody wants to accommodate for disabilities as if they can’t instantly get one without warning

[bleak warren]

but i just got angy instead

[gritty temple]

I kinda miss playing D&D

[brisk shard]

happens to the best of us

[gritty temple]

But I can’t play unless my brother is there because I am shy and dependent .,,,

[brisk shard]

i remember i went to a live D&D thing once and i hated it

i dont mean to be rude to the people there but... some of the people there were disgusting

i dont see how its so unbelievably hard to have good hygiene

[pliant flame]

Rolled a 3 and now I've been promoted to work as a McDonald's employee while my teammates die horribly to a dragon outside the establishment

[bleak warren]

activities like that do unfortunately attract some people who are icky both physically and mentally

i get not wanting to do it in public

[brisk shard]

they had hair more greasy than a McDonalds burger

although there was some really nice people

[acoustic kestrel]

people like that make it difficult for me to admit I like playing dnd

[pliant flame]

Every community must have atleast 1 greasy fellow to ruin the fun

[acoustic kestrel]

exactly

like ye i have good hygiene but i play dnd so now i apparently haven’t showered since 200

[urban valve]

Ye Omari west

[pliant flame]

The horse escaped

[brisk shard]

just watched an unbelievably impressive FNCS Grand Finals win from Sky and Scroll

730 points when a win gets you 64 and theres 12 games

[bleak warren]

the soccer world cup is in canada, mexico and america this year. the first time it's been in 3 different countries. and all american advertisers can talk about is how its AMERICAS world cup and patriotism and only saying it's in america 💀

my country is very country

[urban valve]

I would too

[bleak warren]

ok but like they're sharing it

i know asking america to share is a lot but

[brisk shard]

the way Americans try to make a sport they stole "patriotic" is funny ngl

they do it with things even outside of sports

[bleak warren]

our men suck at soccer

our women are good though

we have a "professional" soccer league here and all the best players are old world cup pros who come here because they're old and it's easier 💀

[indigo hull]

our men are good at a different kind of football

[brisk shard]

rugby

[indigo hull]

one that, on the surface, is a lot more dangerous

[bleak warren]

our football is rugby if it was boring

[brisk shard]

i have a lot of respect for american rugby players ngl

[bleak warren]

it's brutal, i just wish it was more exciting to make up for that

[indigo hull]

i dont mean to call you out but NASCAR could be a lot more exciting then forty guys going in a circle for a few hours

[bleak warren]

NOT EVERY TRACK IS A CIRCLE

[indigo hull]

i get that

[bleak warren]

CIRCLE DRIVING IS A DIFFERENT DISCIPLINE THAT NOT EVERY RACER CAN DO WELL

THE PIT CREWS AND MECHANICS AND SPOTTERS DO A LOT TO HELP THEIR DRIVER WIN

ok i'm good

[indigo hull]

i mean i would've accepted the simple "endurance race" but thats far better

[bleak warren]

also it's pretty to look at and i'm autistic 💀

there's mtn dew on that car i like mtn dew!

[indigo hull]

i like trains i totally understand

[brisk shard]

dont say that to Thales

Thales would ban you on the spot

[bleak warren]

thales likes F1

not nascar

[indigo hull]

he can't deny the fact that Formula One kind of failed in America

[brisk shard]

F1 is great personally

[bleak warren]

we have a lamer version of F1 with some ovals mixed in

[brisk shard]

not a big fan of NASCAR myself

[languid grove]

I got a new vampire lip combo yesterday I’m so excited about

[brisk shard]

i dont watch F1 though

[languid grove]

[brisk shard]

only sport i watch is fortnite LMAO

[indigo hull]

and yet I am a firm believer Danica Patrick would've done far better in Indycar than in NASCAR

[bleak warren]

the fans of nascar make me absolutely wish i never watched a single race

i hate being autistic for something that's genuinely a huge problem

and not being anything like 99% of the fans

[indigo hull]

but you once again have to apply the principle of "separating yourself from them"

[bleak warren]

i mean, i'm glad i'm not like them, but it makes me feel alone sometimes

[brisk shard]

who cares about everyone else when u can care about urself

and ur family

[bleak warren]

you right

Smudge is going through The Troubles™ mentally today, i apologize

and before you ask, no it's not just discord

my brain is being very mean to me

[indigo hull]

you trademarked a whole conflict in Ireland?

[pliant flame]

Doesn't sound too surprising, is it

[indigo hull]

well she is a mod after all

[pliant flame]

And it's Ireland after all

Alot of people there are either just really angry or really drunk

And sometimes, both

[obtuse marten]

Blegh

[indigo hull]

oh how wrong you are

the Troubles is a conflict I couldn't do justice on

and frankly one where i'd have to sidestep so many rules here it would be a fruitless discussion

[pliant flame]

Guess imma do my own research

[indigo hull]

please do

[pliant flame]

Will be back in about a day

[brisk shard]

its fine, we are here for ya smudge

(kitsune holding heart emoji)

i dont have nitro nor a drawn OC sooo lol

the temptation to pay some cool artist to get them to draw the Kanye vultures outfit just so i can stop using kanye pfps and coin it for myself

[urban valve]

12 minutes

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[dry rock]

EXCUSE U

[elfin wing]

intermission time

[indigo hull]

i have rediscovered the whimsy of spinning in an office chair

[languid grove]

AWOOO BARKBARKBARK

[dry rock]

GEHEEE RIKAS BARKING AT ME

CONTROL UR GORL

[drowsy bridge]

My dad confuses me sometimes

[dry rock]

She's feral

[elfin wing]

ok? she does the same to me, you can deal with it

[drowsy bridge]

Yesterday he was like “yo, can you help me in assisting my friend move?” And then he leaves before I wake up??😭

[languid grove]

I do?

Oh wait yeah I do

[elfin wing]

yeah and YOU DROOL

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

HEY DON’T CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT

[elfin wing]

TOO BAD IT'S TRUE RAHHHH

[real python]

🔥

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

even more true if its coming from you

[languid grove]

Shhh

[elfin wing]

it is true but I don't mind
I do the same over her so it's fair game

[indigo hull]

true

[elfin wing]

ok act 2 is starting soon, i might vanish

[languid grove]

See ya later !!

[urban valve]

Act XI-XII

Haha

[languid grove]

Nuh uh

[urban valve]

[languid grove]

[reef zealot]

Awawawa

[dry rock]

YOU

[zinc frigate]

[reef zealot]

Hi

[reef zealot]

w<

[dry rock]

🍪

[zinc frigate]

Rehehehe

[reef zealot]

:O

Yummy!

[languid grove]

I want a sweet treat

[woven flicker]

🦖

[urban valve]

I got Taco Bell

Dare I say El Bell

Queue the laughter

[brisk shard]

summons greggs yumyum

[stark onyx]

Elon's kids names be like

[opaque oak]

“The Bell”

[indigo hull]

hells bells

[oak ibex]

I saw this billboard and it said size matters

[languid grove]

GRRRR

[brisk shard]

why are you growling at me

[languid grove]

BECAUSE YOU’RE BRINGING UP GREGGS YUMYUMS WHEN I CAN’T GET ONE RN

[ruby zealot]

Damn

ULTRAKILL new patchnotes

[brisk shard]

IT WAS LIKE A GOOD THING THO I WAS LIKE MANIFESTING IT FOR YOU

[languid grove]

WHY

YOU KNOW IT’S 9PM YOU SAUSAGE ROLL

[brisk shard]

YOU SAID YOU WANTED A SWEET TREAT

[languid grove]

BUT I CAN’T GET A YUMYUM RN

[brisk shard]

SO I WAS WISHING IT FOR UUUU

[quick mantle]

Ello

[ruby zealot]

Y'all talking about sweet treats?

I could go for some chocolates rn

[urban valve]

i just ate the spiciest taco bell order i've ever gotten

[gloomy blaze]

Hello everyone I’m alive again

[languid grove]

GRRRRR GROWL

[gloomy blaze]

bark

[brisk shard]

STOP GROWLING AT MEEE

[gloomy blaze]

Woof

[languid grove]

THEN DON’T BRING UP SWEET TREATS I CAN’T ENJOY RN

[stone condor]

hello rika friend

[languid grove]

Who are you

[stone condor]

jotaro kirby

[languid grove]

Who

[stone condor]

aspiring vtuber guy?

[indigo hull]

thats the capital city of Latvia

[stone condor]

maybe im not memorable enough

[indigo hull]

Riga

[drowsy bridge]

I just realized that I don’t know anything about celebrities

[ruby zealot]

Hi dente

[indigo hull]

consider yourself lucky

[olive void]

yk when i

[drowsy bridge]

Up until that Dr. Squatch ad, I thought Megan Fox was a musician or something😭

[drowsy bridge]

[brisk shard]

BUT I WAS TRYNA BE NIIIICE

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

Wow rika how mean

[olive void]

i ate fries today

[indigo hull]

It’s that time

🥬

Okay times up

[storm whale]

lettuce go

[olive void]

kyle chamley here

[gloomy blaze]

Hello again glaggle

[indigo hull]

Man stand

[ruby zealot]

Watermelon

[indigo hull]

🍉

[storm whale]

man go

[ruby zealot]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[indigo hull]

No

[urban valve]

🍌

[gloomy blaze]

🥖

[twin holly]

@prime spoke Come watch me launch shit fuck 2 to my space station

[olive void]

there should be a dc bot that just goes through the entire bible by sentences and messages each one and then when youve read one loop of the bible it would say "You could read the Bible 1 time during the lifetime of this server!!!" or some shit like that

[indigo hull]

They say in a last ditch effort the French Army starts replacing tank shells with stale baguettes

[languid grove]

Religious topics aren’t allowed here

Why would they make a bot like that

[indigo hull]

They’re rumored to be strong enough to slice through the armor of an Abrams tank like butter

[gloomy blaze]

Yeah or stale baguettes as a shiv

[olive void]

aactually going through each verse would be a HORRIBLE idea maybe keep the "number of bibles you could read" thing

[woven flicker]

Roar

[storm whale]

[vestal beacon]

Jimmy humping Mario in 4K

[indigo hull]

Caligula? I hardly know her

[olive void]

yeah right top of the pops mic deepthroater

[ruby zealot]

Wet dino

[olive void]

i support shit fuck 2 launch along with vexxing

[woven flicker]

ACK

[indigo hull]

Oh wow I just learned something wild about Prince

Of all things he was allegedly homophobic

[stone condor]

pew pew

[ruby zealot]

Why did I think he was gay

[indigo hull]

because he was actually a gay icon of sorts

even though he was twice married (and did awful shit to both of his spouses)

[ruby zealot]

And this is why MJ is better

[compact sky]

hello fellows

[drowsy bridge]

“Stand on my money, I’m 3’4. I’m a broke boy, I need more.”

What a peak bar🗣️

[obtuse marten]

I'm 5'8

Stand on my money now I'm 5'7

[mild oriole]

Stand ready for my messages, new freinds

[gleaming falcon]

HOW

[twin lake]

Monthly height talk

[coral token]

njhfr

[twin lake]

Among us code

[coral token]

fany

[twin lake]

Thales

[coral token]

i didn't get to go to the colapinto show : (

[gleaming falcon]

prince was very androgynous and supportive of LGBT in his earlier days but then he joined jahovas witness and alligned with their beliefs i guess

[twin lake]

Im sorry

[coral token]

there were almost 600k PEOPLE

[twin lake]

Understandable

[coral token]

it was the most concurred F1 event EVER!

[twin lake]

Argentinan driver
In argentina

[coral token]

even more than the record silverstone had

[coral token]

we are very passionate

[languid grove]

Weekly at this point

[coral token]

WE NEED F1 HERE

i was so sad but he looked so happy

[twin lake]

Understandable
We would be too if kubica in a Ferrari f1 car did something similar

[coral token]

apparently he has a GF now...

🙄

[twin lake]

Im sorry again thales

[languid grove]

Could be code word for boyfriend

[coral token]

whatever yk

[twin lake]

Am having a grape beer

[languid grove]

Stay delulu Thales

[coral token]

i can be delulu, yeah...

[twin lake]

Very good

They also made a raspberry version
That is 9%

[elfin wing]

beetlejuice was so fun

I see why the Greeks loved theatre so much
it's top 1 art form out there istg

[twin lake]

My wife was on it too not long ago

[coral token]

oh @languid grove

i got 2 new flavors

[twin lake]

Of what

[coral token]

monster

[twin lake]

Ah

[coral token]

i think one of from a F1 / Moto dude

cause idk who he is

[indigo hull]

even though i think it was Plato who said it was corrupting the youth

idk it was some Ancient Greek writer

[twin lake]

[languid grove]

OOOH

[quick mantle]

Holy sheit

[coral token]

oh YEAH

VALENTINO ROSSI

he was 9 time moto champion

[twin lake]

My favourite monster
Its the pineapple one
The Gold
And my favourite monster from biedronka store
Because they dont have 90% of flavours
Is the full throttle

[coral token]

he is like the hamilton of motogp

[elfin wing]

crazy how that was said and now it's viewed as the "weird kid" thing despite it being so chill

[elfin wing]

valentino...

[indigo hull]

true

[elfin wing]

[indigo hull]

i did theatre my last two years of HS and i loved it

we did a pretty sick rendition of Robin Hood my first year

[twin lake]

Me

[coral token]

grape beer?

librals gone too far...

[twin lake]

Yes #photos-and-videos

[thick sphinx]

I have one of those giant spiral lollipops rn, i need spiny hat

[indigo hull]

i have two turntables and a microphone

[twin lake]

I would love that rn

[thick sphinx]

Its cherry flavored:3

[twin lake]

All i got is a beer

And another in a fridge

[buoyant mica]

I got a toy chica head

[tawny raptor]

Haiiiii everyone

[thick sphinx]

Hiiii

[buoyant mica]

hi

[prime canopy]

I find it weird how Netflix is making their own wonka chocolate factory sequel instead of adapting the great glass elevator

[coral token]

when i was a kid that elevator gave me panic

[drowsy bridge]

You know what they say about drinking

[coral token]

but CATCF is my favorite movie since i was a kid

i know the entire movie's dialogues

i've seen in like 500 times when i was a kid, i was OBSESSED

[prime canopy]

It’s just a great kid’s movie period

[indigo hull]

but Roald Dahl's last words weren't very kid friendly

[prime canopy]

Yk it also feels a lot like a movie from the studio that made spy kids and shorts

[indigo hull]

wanna know what they were?

[coral token]

and i always said the JD version is better than the original.

[prime canopy]

He wasn’t a kid friendly person at all 💀

[buoyant mica]

Personally I'm a Wonka movie person myself

[indigo hull]

fair

[coral token]

if you look at the movie now, the movie is definitely sinister at some points lmao

[indigo hull]

still, the fact his last words ever spoken were "Ow, Fuck!" is very silly

[coral token]

and wonka is realistically a psycopath

[prime canopy]

💀

[indigo hull]

and this comes after what was originally his last words, which were much warmer

i said it here earlier lemme find it

⬆️

[prime canopy]

Hilarious

[indigo hull]

indeed

[silk nova]

... I joined a cult with my father. This is the way

[coral token]

huh

[silk nova]

I'm a damned Mandalorian now

[prime canopy]

Oh I see

[drowsy bridge]

[tawny raptor]

Meow

[indigo hull]

wow

so close to winning Copenhagen and getting the badge and guess what?

my teammates let me become zombie food

humans suck istg

[tawny raptor]

Meow

[woven flicker]

RAHHHHHH

[tired temple]

On such a intense side quest rn I saw two deer staring at me when I walked out of a path in the woods

[rancid garden]

jimmyhere discord server hot take

if you dont got stream perms, whats the fucking point in joining vcs

[coral token]

uh, talking to people?

having a voice chat ?

[storm whale]

oh vc actually has people in it again

how fun

[rancid garden]

wait...

ur telling me i have to....s...so....

socialize????

🤢

[coral token]

i don't think you are forced to be there, no

[mild oriole]

GUYS

[coral token]

what

[mild oriole]

I GOT MY FIRST P-RANK IN PIZZA TOWR

[coral token]

uuuuuh

[mild oriole]

I FUCKING DID IT

[coral token]

🆗 ❗

[hazy dagger]

CHAT I COOKED

A GIRL CALLED ME A GOODBOY RAAAAAAAAAH

...

Now that I see their bio its a man

[mild oriole]

Good job on your awakening

[mild oriole]

Don’t back out now coward

[coral token]

[pseudo river]

Hear me out ylyl w only photos

[coral token]

you will not be heard

🤗

[pseudo river]

Damnit

[mild oriole]

Thank you for not hearing this guy out

[coral token]

it'd be the most boring and slow ylyl

no sound at all

just images and an occasional ''ha, funny.''

[pseudo river]

Hey it’s the sudden photos in the video that make him laugh half of the time

[elfin wing]

ylyl but my viewers can send videos

[coral token]

that have audio most of the time

[elfin wing]

revolutionary idea, thanks

[mild oriole]

Because there is buildup

[pseudo river]

Hmm fine

[coral token]

it'd be like watching a damn family album

[elfin wing]

put some generic white family music in the background

[coral token]

jimmyhere users try not to drop the worst ylyl ideas challenge

[pseudo river]

Okay ylyl but it’s PowerPoints

[elfin wing]

if you laugh, you laugh

[pseudo river]

I can cook im a genius

[pseudo river]

True!!

[mild oriole]

If you laugh a gerbil gets shoved up your ass

[humble isle]

Bad time to be literate.

[mild oriole]

I’d argue it’s a great time

[silk nova]

Not a live one... right?

[mild oriole]

Where’s the fun in a dead one?

[silk nova]

Annyyyyyway. I've started the long process of sanding, painting, and sanding more

[indigo hull]

just a bad time to open general in general

[mild oriole]

The more you laugh the more gerbils get shoved up your ass

[languid grove]

I don’t believe you

[elfin wing]

TRUST

[rancid garden]

u one desperate mf

[elfin wing]

also I am actively studying philosophy again

[languid grove]

Okay NERD

[hazy dagger]

Yeah I know

[rancid garden]

socrates? that u bro????

[languid grove]

I say with uncontrollable love

[elfin wing]

to be is to be

[languid grove]

[rancid garden]

[elfin wing]

metaphysical solipsism is so funny

[languid grove]

To bee is to bee

[elfin wing]

the idea that one's self is the only existing thing and all that exists outside one's self is simply a representation of that self

[languid grove]

[mild oriole]

If you laugh the fog moves one inch closer

[indigo hull]

was Socrates just a crate of socks?

[elfin wing]

rika i am gonna bring up solipsism to defend your height at some point

[languid grove]

[coral token]

no, socks were an exchange bitcoin back then, therefore, sock rates

[languid grove]

DOUBLE GASP

[indigo hull]

i see

[languid grove]

Gehe I have a fat crush on you

[coral token]

ewwwww couples

where is sheldon cooper when we need him

[languid grove]

WHAT

Stop being a Cupid Scrooge

That doesn’t make sense

Stop being a love Scrooge

[coral token]

you don't make sense

[elfin wing]

methodological solipsism is funny too

[real python]

Give Dr House like 5 minutes

[indigo hull]

Man I feel like shit
Dr. home: have you tried shitting?

[languid grove]

YOU’RE CONVOLUTED

[elfin wing]

our brain can't be know to be real or not because it is only through our senses that we can perceive the brain, therefore possibly being mistaken

[languid grove]

[real python]

Dr Home and Dr Chuddy

[indigo hull]

Dude, I think I am

[coral token]

and you're a floccinaucinihilipilification

[languid grove]

YOU’RE A BLUB

YOU BLUB

[real python]

[indigo hull]

Wikipedia’s list of people that have the brain damage

[coral token]

apparently this means worthless , stupid and lacking value

[mild oriole]

It’s all me

[coral token]

[storm whale]

are we on it

[languid grove]

oh

[coral token]

i did not know that btw

i just copied the word

[storm whale]

all of us here in jimmycord

[indigo hull]

Yeah it’s just the Jimcord in a giant red circle

[languid grove]

[mild oriole]

I’m more brain damage then you

[languid grove]

I see how it is…

[storm whale]

checks out

[storm whale]

nuh uh

[unreal kiln]

Jimcord mroe like Tycord

[languid grove]

SNIFFLE

[unreal kiln]

a person named jimmy does not exist

[coral token]

ewww you have mucus

[coral token]

jimmy carter?

well he's dead

[unreal kiln]

he died

[plush bone]

Sniffty

[mild oriole]

My brain damage more you than

[coral token]

but he existed

[tired temple]

i saw two deer on my walk

[unreal kiln]

but does he currently

[coral token]

jimmy fallon

[indigo hull]

Jimmy Carter? I hardly know her

[unreal kiln]

jimmy fallon is a robot

[storm whale]

my brain does moar bamlage then youse

[coral token]

you're an AI

[unreal kiln]

Thales everyone here except for you is an AI

[placid crow]

Fockin amoraic

[coral token]

no you

[mild oriole]

me brin is mar demeged Dan urrrsss

[storm whale]

nur urr

[languid grove]

I’m going to blow it on you

[mild oriole]

YURR URR

[coral token]

i'm gonna put you into wall-e and turn you into a cube of trash

[storm whale]

[mild oriole]

WORM MY ATE VRAIN

[storm whale]

imporkaple

[mild oriole]

IT POSSBLE

CUZ IT HAPPENAD

BEECH

[indigo hull]

This is why the entirety of the jimcord is on Wikipedia’s list of people with the brain damage

[languid grove]

HEY I’M SMART

[mild oriole]

I WEENER I WAN

[languid grove]

[real python]

Ehhhhhhh

[indigo hull]

Who won the Battle of Quatre Bras

[languid grove]

What did you say….

[languid grove]

Your mom

GOTTEM

[mild oriole]

I THE MORST BREN DLAMBAGED IN ALLL TEH LAND

[coral token]

i guess

[indigo hull]

Dude

You couldn’t be more wrong

It was the British under Arthur Wellesley

[mild oriole]

YO’URE DAD

[indigo hull]

Although only about a third of his army during the Hundred Days was actually British

The rest were a mix of Germans, Dutch, Belgians, and other Frenchmen

[mild oriole]

HAHA I WEEN

[mild oriole]

BINCH

[twin lake]

You're less thirsty?

[drowsy bridge]

I forgot what the joke was

Probably something about driving

[hearty tulip]

Hey Carl, you seem familiar… didn’t you have a golden arm or something??

[mild oriole]

no

[indigo hull]

If you’re not drinking, you’re not driving

[hearty tulip]

Hmmm. I swear I’ve seen you

[hearty tulip]

Guys i swear I saw him flying and hitting things

[coral token]

thank lord for the bot.

[mild oriole]

….holy 1984 I can’t even say yiao

[hearty tulip]

Me??

[coral token]

no, the server bot.

[hearty tulip]

What happened?

[coral token]

it's doing its job ❤️

[hearty tulip]

Banning people?

[mild oriole]

Nope

[hearty tulip]

Hmmm

[mild oriole]

I am Carl

[languid grove]

Wdym your mom was there??

[hearty tulip]

Also I think Thales is gonna kill me

[languid grove]

My message sent very late due to my mean wifi

[hearty tulip]

Short

[languid grove]

WHO ARE YOU

[hearty tulip]

I’m just a protogen

Names Hjørleif but yea

[mild oriole]

My name is Carl

[hearty tulip]

Sure it is

Thales if your still here, dafd

[elfin wing]

I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE

/ref

[ruby zealot]

gehe you see the new patchnotes?

[hearty tulip]

Okay guys Thales isn’t here

[hearty tulip]

Oh that’s like a joke

[thick sphinx]

hey how do you check dd balence again?

[elfin wing]

are they important ones

[thick sphinx]

i forgor

[hearty tulip]

I know that reference

[indigo hull]

It’s /dd balance

[ruby zealot]

..the double damage you get from punching saws only lasts for 3 seconds after each punch

[elfin wing]

zamn they nerfed sawpunching

[thick sphinx]

tyyy:33

[elfin wing]

that's barely a nerf tbh
3 seconds is a while in Ultrakill

[ruby zealot]

the prime souls yapping

[thick sphinx]

/dd balance

[elfin wing]

they made chainsaws heavier at least

[thick sphinx]

💔

[hearty tulip]

Nerd

[real python]

Bro ts carlquest theory is so buns imma be so real

[hearty tulip]

Fr

[mild oriole]

It isn’t a theory????

[real python]

[thick sphinx]

[hearty tulip]

Still at 871 somehow

[real python]

Lemme guess you haven't read the comics?

[mild oriole]

It just an alternate version

[indigo hull]

Okay that should work regardless of channel

No clue why it didn’t

[mild oriole]

I’m not saying it’s cannon

[elfin wing]

you can still punch them though

[thick sphinx]

might be cause im on a kindle 💔

[mild oriole]

NOT at all

[elfin wing]

they may lose damage but you can still do it right before they spawn
or just downpatch and undo it

[hearty tulip]

Brb guys gotta do something bjt y’all have a good day or night

Also Carl is conquest

[hoary magnet]

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[coral token]

you joined 2 days ago

[hearty tulip]

Isn’t it by message count?

[coral token]

no

but the more active you are, the better

[hearty tulip]

What am I misinterpreted

Oh

[hoary magnet]

I Just Found Out The Kitten That Comes To My House At Night Also Had Kittens, And They All Live In My Old Wood Shed.

SO MANY KITTENS

[mild oriole]

Fucking gatekeepers istg

[hoary magnet]

Not To Mention I ALREADY Have A Cat

[coral token]

what

[hearty tulip]

Yah I have a gate why wouldn’t I keep it

[urban valve]

Woah

[supple kelp]

hello, im your neihgbor

[urban valve]

Pink role haven

[coral token]

no you're not

[hoary magnet]

I Didn't Get Pictures Of The Kittens, Since I Didn't Have My Phone At The Time.
But I Got One Of The Momma Kitten. I'll Post It In #animals

[indigo hull]

Saturn be like: BRO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!!?

[ruby zealot]

he said hello neighbor

[mild oriole]

“hAvE yOu EvEn ReAd ThE cOmIcS” shut the fuck up and let me goof off around you prick I’m KINDQUESTING IT

[supple kelp]

damn nobody continued the lyrics

[coral token]

i have no idea what you singing

[indigo hull]

I can’t read

[hearty tulip]

Obviously they’re singing a song

From a band

[coral token]

Nss

[mild oriole]

I HATE HATE these people

[hearty tulip]

Woah, hating is not the Jedi way

[mild oriole]

RAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[hearty tulip]

Hey Thales can I blow up the universe

[twin lake]

[woven flicker]

Roar

[twin lake]

Komar

[hearty tulip]

Aha roar ah roooar

[woven flicker]

Yes?

[woven flicker]

Drop kicking you

[indigo hull]

Dropkick Murphy? what did he do!?

[hearty tulip]

What why? I was joking based on that one Instagram guy

[woven flicker]

Throwing you

[hearty tulip]

No or I’ll send ghost after you

[woven flicker]

I’m already a ghost

[hearty tulip]

Lies your a scalie, hybrid dinosaur

[woven flicker]

“Do they know?”

[hearty tulip]

And your name is Omar

[thick sphinx]

YOU

[woven flicker]

M-me?!

[woven flicker]

Factual statement

[thick sphinx]

YUH

[neat seal]

Hay im Ryder

[woven flicker]

Yes?

[neat seal]

I just joined

[thick sphinx]

[woven flicker]

ACK

[neat seal]

How do I send pics it won’t let me

[languid grove]

Read #roles

[thick sphinx]

[woven flicker]

Poking you

[indigo hull]

rickroll

[woven flicker]

Hru?

[languid grove]

WHY

[woven flicker]

Cause you don’t give me my fossils

[thick sphinx]

im good my older brother bought me a big spiral lollipop:3

wbu?

[woven flicker]

Got my boba tea and a fossil I needed

Life is good