general

[indigo hull]

my birthday coincides with the Crowning of Anne Boleyn as Queen of England, the start of the Court Martial for Benedict Arnold, the death of the Last Dynastic Bonaparte, and the Battle of Belleau Wood

[silk nova]

Hopefully you were born before covid

[olive void]

yeah obv

[coral token]

no, he is 6.

💀

[silk nova]

Hey, never know

[urban valve]

the class of 2020 didnt get a graduation.

[plush bone]

[coral token]

i graduated november 2019 LOL

suck it 2020 class

[olive void]

i was born WAY earlier before covid but yeah

[storm whale]

[plush bone]

like before the 20teens?

[urban valve]

calculating your old school with this information

[olive void]

ehh not really, still a teen

[dull garden]

The way you said this makes me think you think way before covid is like 2016 or something 😭

[plush bone]

ok

[coral token]

literally impossible

[urban valve]

youll be suprised

[coral token]

literally not

[dull garden]

How many schools could there be in Argentina, 7?

Maybe 8 idk

[coral token]

about 44k

[dull garden]

I was close

[urban valve]

well if i use mr AshwinD24's GitHub account i can do it

[olive void]

btw did any of yall watch most of the stream

[gritty temple]

Discord keeps telling me when somebody updates their status so I just saw Gehe update their status to “Ging gang gong de do gong de laga raga” in real time

[indigo hull]

incredible

[urban valve]

i gave up after 1 link

[olive void]

i didnt

[urban valve]

in a world where i have a normal attention span

[olive void]

i actually never watched the stream at all

[elfin wing]

yep, I just did that

[gritty temple]

Thank you

[elfin wing]

wonder if it'll notify you again if I change it

[plush bone]

boing

[elfin wing]

gonna make a massive change (lowercase letter)

[gritty temple]

Mayhaps

[obtuse marten]

Hi

[indigo hull]

it notifies me when Omar change's his all the time

[obtuse marten]

Bye

[indigo hull]

it applies to those in your friends list

[elfin wing]

underrated rob zombie song tbh

[storm whale]

when was this even added

[elfin wing]

I think I turned that off, I never get notified

[gritty temple]

It also tells me when one of my friends joins a VC but only them

[indigo hull]

huh

idk then

[drowsy bridge]

So glad I didnt sign up for prom this year

[indigo hull]

you had to sign up to go?

[olive void]

yeah i love Mayhem, they make some great christian pop

[drowsy bridge]

theres a sinkhole that blocks the main road

[indigo hull]

at my HS they only made Freshmen and Sophomores sign up

[drowsy bridge]

yeah, and we had to pay

[indigo hull]

Juniors and Seniors just had to buy tickets

[peak sentinel]

Ive never been to a school dance

[indigo hull]

only paperwork was bringing dates from outside schools

[drowsy bridge]

next year im bringing a food box

[indigo hull]

i haven't been to one since before covid

so like seventh grade for me

[peak sentinel]

covid was during my 7th grade as well

[drowsy bridge]

next year im bringing my best friend, Scott🗣️ 🔥

[indigo hull]

is he perhaps, the Woz?

[olive void]

58 pound bag of chips

[drowsy bridge]

perhaps

[peak sentinel]

She was 17, Scott

[olive void]

the wozzler

[drowsy bridge]

I think scott is also 17 rn though

[indigo hull]

I Was Only 19

[plucky garden]

Hellooooo

[indigo hull]

lwk Australia's role in the Vietnam War is underrepresented

one of my favorite factions in Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

[drowsy bridge]

I havent seen Scott since before the pandemic

wait

no, 2021 i think

[olive void]

pee pee

[lusty gorge]

poo poo

[olive void]

top 10 plot twists in anime history

[indigo hull]

the harder the shid the harder the fard

[plush bone]

|| bro what ||

[lusty gorge]

Number 15
Burger king foot lettuce

[indigo hull]

||the game||

[lusty gorge]

|| I CAN DO ANYTHING ||

[plush bone]

|| oh ||

[olive void]

|| i am shit man ||

[lusty gorge]

Me when I'm a plumber:

[plush bone]

|| fart ||

[bright mica]

Hi shit. I’m izuku midoriya

[olive void]

|| burp||

[lusty gorge]

From hit show One Piece?!

[lusty gorge]

Thales

[bright mica]

Bruh…

[olive void]

one beer

[old robin]

Blue Teto

[bleak warren]

[lusty gorge]

Liquid horse

Horse made of liquid

[grand pumice]

Beer

[plush bone]

|| ||

[olive void]

my school actually banned needohs today for some reason

[bright mica]

What’s that?

[indigo hull]

borse

[lusty gorge]

Get me a drink, bartender!

[indigo hull]

👀

[olive void]

those are squishies shaped like squares

[indigo hull]

🫳 💨 🍺

[bright mica]

Oh thx!

[lusty gorge]

🍺
🫴

I caught it!

[indigo hull]

holy shit he did

[bright mica]

Hand farding?

[plush bone]

why can i seriously at everyone

i wont dw

[narrow atlas]

You can’t

[lusty gorge]

Why so serious

[plush bone]

check it yourself

[plush bone]

hm hm hm hmhmhmhmhmhm

[grand pumice]

Da jonkler

[indigo hull]

it automatically times you out lmao

[plush bone]

yeah

[indigo hull]

iirc

[narrow atlas]

I don’t need to. I’ve seen dozens of people try. It dosent ping anyone, and you get muted, and warned

[plush bone]

yeah

[bright mica]

Umm… that’s suspiciously specific…

[lusty gorge]

Ain't NOBODY can relate to TS ✌️🥀

[indigo hull]

well nobody relates to me when i say a nice sip of Pepsi is like making your last stand with General Custer at the Little Bighorn

[alpine prism]

Wassup peeps

[olive void]

lmfao
😐

[lusty gorge]

That's cuz your taste buds are made out of history books

[coral token]

wtf

[lusty gorge]

Wait what did that say?

[indigo hull]

its a crippling medical condition

[lusty gorge]

Oh mb

[indigo hull]

saul good man

[lusty gorge]

🧈 📞 saul

[urban valve]

butter take out the er and you get butt haha

[lusty gorge]

Haha that's funny!
|| I'm sending you to the shadow realm ||

[tender meteor]

I probably can't repeat it since there's a moderator here

[bright mica]

Omg it’s sale sale!

[lusty gorge]

I don't even know if I wanna see what it said

[indigo hull]

i dont think you do

[tender meteor]

THE ONE AND ONLY

[azure viper]

You shouldn't say it either way

[ruby zealot]

orbital strike cannon

[azure viper]

Not for the sake of the possibility of being punished

[azure viper]

That would be me

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[ruby zealot]

how is you

[azure viper]

Omnomnom

[tender meteor]

YOU IS HOW

[azure viper]

I'm about to get ice cream

[urban valve]

blue shirt sturdy

[tender meteor]

Woops

sent that w/caps lock on still

[ruby zealot]

dont spill it

[grand pumice]

Butter

[ruby zealot]

or else.

[azure viper]

I won't I checked

[olive void]

grabbed another root beer

[tender meteor]

milk of egg

[indigo hull]

cream of mushroom AAUHG

[tender meteor]

I'll take that fried

[dry rock]

HUH

[dry rock]

HUH

[tender meteor]

:3

[indigo hull]

oh you don't know the horrors of Cream of Mushroom soup?

actually thats a dumb question

if you at a mushroom it would be cannibalism

[plush bone]

i like mushroom

[tender meteor]

me too tbh

[plush bone]

||shi||take

[indigo hull]

Shit Take

[plush bone]

i hope nobody has ever pronounced shitake like sh*t awkay

[indigo hull]

never tried them

always wanted to

[tender meteor]

Who's 'awkay' and why must we- (is joke lol)

[ruby pumice]

everyone applaud because i js got gta v

[tender meteor]

Blud at least got some GTA b4 number VI

[coral token]

bro is 13 years late /j

[ruby pumice]

i promise you that NOONE pronounces it like that

[ruby pumice]

yes bois!! 🥹

[tender meteor]

[this might count as self-promo, but] I swear my first 3 albums are gonna come out before GTA6

[ruby zealot]

i sense a bald mushroom

[tender meteor]

who's?

[ruby zealot]

bald

[ruby pumice]

ig bro

[olive void]

plug

*pluh

[ruby pumice]

[plush bone]

good

[olive void]

yes i indeed do have an electrical plugin object

[ruby pumice]

wowee

[indigo hull]

Wha happun my internet shat itself

[olive void]

yk when WE (yes WE)

[storm whale]

nobody knows

[indigo hull]

Damn 😔

And again I have to say

Spectrum is great high speed internet when it isn’t bugging out

[dry rock]

I eat goobs

[dry rock]

Bitcheteer

[gritty temple]

Meow meow meow

[plush bone]

|| bomboclat ||

[dry rock]

HOW DARE U DISS @languid grove

[gritty temple]

I actually finished a drawing today and I did not overeat so I think today is good

[dreamy knoll]

[gritty temple]

WHAT !!!!!!!

[dry rock]

VEE

[gritty temple]

[dry rock]

KILL THEM

[gritty temple]

AAAAAAAA

[dreamy knoll]

Kill who

[gritty temple]

[dry rock]

Arch

For dissing Rika

[dreamy knoll]

Uhhhh hell no

[gritty temple]

So mean to me

[dreamy knoll]

Arch is nice

[gritty temple]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[olive void]

afro poopy

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[olive void]

me too bro

[scarlet holly]

Gutters

Guttertank

[indigo hull]

Baller? More like gutterballer

[marsh ibex]

[indigo hull]

All Quiet on the Frontal Lobe is a great euphemism for a lobotomy

[coral token]

nanner bananner

[bleak warren]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 🍪 🌮

[bleak warren]

[wintry leaf]

CHEESE

[dry sphinx]

Chicken

[indigo hull]

Actually fun fact about the guy who invented the Lobotomy

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy smudge

[undone cypress]

did he get one

[indigo hull]

He was quite fond of a bird that’s illegal to eat

I forgot what its name was but it was in a Sam O’Nella video

Bill Cosby also apparently enjoys it

Actually let me rewatch it

[undone cypress]

pelicans?

[indigo hull]

No it’s called the Ortolan

It’s a species of Bunting

It’s performed in this really weird ass ritualistic manner too

[indigo hull]

Also no but he did get shot by one of his patients in the 30s

[neat lantern]

jeegleboofableblag gorgabiggabloog

[undone cypress]

what

[indigo hull]

Such a massacring of the Glaggle Language

[ruby zealot]

so much pink and yellow

[proper crest]

Greeen

[ruby zealot]

glaggle do you break bad?

[ruby zealot]

green geese

[woven flicker]

Yeah?

[undone cypress]

smile friend

[woven flicker]

You called

[proper crest]

Greeen
Hru

[ruby zealot]

omar

[woven flicker]

Bleh hru?

[proper crest]

Greeeen
Hru

[ruby zealot]

[woven flicker]

🫂🦖

[proper crest]

Also bleh we feel

[ruby zealot]

blue

[indigo hull]

The war left me a broken man

Seriously I had to be glued together

[ember loom]

Hey guys 😁

[indigo hull]

random thought

so we know how Carthage loved their war elephants right?

[undone cypress]

ohh theyre gonna have to glue you back together in hell

[ruby zealot]

gorilla glue

[indigo hull]

imagine instead of Romans fighting war elephants, they fight war dinosaurs

[urban valve]

thragg

[indigo hull]

||🍓||

[woven flicker]

Oooo ty

[peak sentinel]

deadass something Im considering for my book

[indigo hull]

no no I'm being serious

imagine how sick that would be

[proper crest]

Isn’t that in like numerous media things

[lusty gorge]

Discord is not real 😭🙏

[indigo hull]

there was Dino D-Day

[lusty gorge]

A Tenna server I'm in just got temporarily shut down cuz the new owner was a ragebaiter

[indigo hull]

Dinosaurs in World War 2 but it's old as hell now

[peak sentinel]

I remember watching Thegamingbeaver play that

[lusty gorge]

It got so bad that there was a fucking 2 hour slowdown time

People were sending death threats to the new owner and everything

[indigo hull]

thats tragic

[lusty gorge]

The new owner was announced less than an hour ago mind you

Knew nothing Abt UTDR

[indigo hull]

even worse

[lusty gorge]

In a UTDR server

[indigo hull]

my guy got set up

[sharp geyser]

crazy that superman (2025) and the up coming clayface movie take place in the same universe 💀

[woven flicker]

What about me?

[languid grove]

Why is everyone pinging me LEMME SLEEP

[indigo imp]

you had an awesome donut day

that's what the d stands for, right? (its more fun if it is, let me be innocent)

[woven flicker]

Oh

[indigo hull]

i'll role with it

[indigo imp]

ponderosa is typing IS THAT A GODDAMN PINE TREE IN CHAT

[dry rock]

Naur

[graceful phoenix]

copying your brain onto a computer sounds cool until you play SOMA

[graceful phoenix]

yes, i am your local pine tree

[indigo imp]

hello tree

[indigo hull]

also like the new pfp bro

[indigo imp]

makes me think its some sort of shiny fossil pokemon

[woven flicker]

Ty lol

[upbeat copper]

🫂 🦖 💚

[indigo hull]

wdym they call him John Fossil

[upbeat copper]

Hi guys it's me, John pepsi

[woven flicker]

ACK

[storm whale]

[woven flicker]

Bleh

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

[crimson merlin]

Good god I missed a lot when I was gone

[willow spindle]

Boiiii ts chat so dead

[coral token]

congrats, want a prize?

[willow spindle]

Oh yeah, big time

[hearty tulip]

No I’m dead

[willow spindle]

AUTO CORRECT FOR WHAT

[hearty tulip]

Also it seems tk have its moments, most people have jobs so like that’s why it’s dead

[coral token]

''most people have jobs''

not here ,most people here are kids

[hearty tulip]

Yea most, not all

And oh

[coral token]

and certainly not in the US

considering this server is mostly that

[hearty tulip]

Okay.?

[coral token]

you wanted the data

[hearty tulip]

Kinda weird that you know that most are kids

[coral token]

i work here?

[granite totem]

Howdy, Jimmys

[crimson merlin]

[hearty tulip]

Oh

[coral token]

and his audience is mostly kids?

💀

[indigo hull]

the Jimmoids

[coral token]

anywho

[crimson merlin]

Why dat so weird

[undone cypress]

his audience attracts morons too!

[coral token]

oh yeah, plently

[granite totem]

Yep

[crimson merlin]

Fahhhhhhhh

[granite totem]

And we're some of them

[coral token]

you'll never be bored

[hearty tulip]

Well in fairness I just join, idr every role colours

[undone cypress]

i think i witnessed 4 public executions the last 3 weeks

[hearty tulip]

We’re all dumb

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[hearty tulip]

Wut you mean by that

[granite totem]

NOM

[indigo hull]

cookie thief

[undone cypress]

if you want to feel smart go to #🤖-jimmyherebot

[undone cypress]

im watching my sugar intake
i say as a drinking a fucking oreo shake

[granite totem]

Yum

[hearty tulip]

No I know I’m dumb

[dreamy knoll]

I made reduced sugar cookies

[undone cypress]

are those even a thing

[indigo hull]

probably

[hearty tulip]

I mean there are vegan cookies

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah

[crimson merlin]

I really need to watch my sugar intake as well

[hearty tulip]

Anything is possible in today’s world let’s be real

[dreamy knoll]

Abby are u just hungry?

[hearty tulip]

I need to cut out sugar honestly

[granite totem]

Kinda
I've been sick the past few days and threw up twice last night and twice today

[crimson merlin]

Oof that is the worst when that happens

[indigo hull]

Challenge the disease to a boxing match

[dreamy knoll]

Damn i wish u a speedy recovery and also

[indigo hull]

Has a 90% chance of working

[hearty tulip]

Having a heart attack? Defend it

[granite totem]

Yummy
Chicken sammich

[dreamy knoll]

Mhm

[hearty tulip]

No chicken

[crimson merlin]

[indigo hull]

Only sammich

[hearty tulip]

Not that

Only one bread

[indigo hull]

A singular slice

[hearty tulip]

Half of one

[granite totem]

[crimson merlin]

Sorry no bread for me I’m gluten intolerant

[hearty tulip]

I need to get up

[hearty tulip]

Become tolerant

[granite totem]

Felt (my mom is too)

[indigo hull]

Just tolerate it /j

[granite totem]

Fr

[crimson merlin]

My intestines would explode if I did lol

[hearty tulip]

I wonder that when I get the ability to post if I can post cosplay

[indigo hull]

Damn

Maybe don’t tolerate it then

-# boy without context that sure is bad

[hearty tulip]

Lmao

[crimson merlin]

[coral token]

#roles <

[hearty tulip]

What no, I get that, I’m just wondering what’s allowed to be posted

Hence is cosplay

[crimson merlin]

depends on the cosplay I think

[hearty tulip]

It’s ghost recon

[coral token]

#rules❗

[hearty tulip]

Well evem tho it’s airsoft maybe I shouldn’t then cuz it could be considered “NSFW”

[undone cypress]

duh
workplaces dont let you have that in the workplace
of course its not safe for work

[hearty tulip]

I mean- okay

[indigo hull]

Yeah it’s an obvious OSHA violation

[crimson merlin]

Yeah

[hearty tulip]

Obviously

[coarse fulcrum]

omg its tomales

[hearty tulip]

It does say don’t post anything that can cause harm and some people won’t even see the orange tip and just assume gun and it could be a trigger for them so probably no post

[pine lily]

hi

[coral token]

who

[hearty tulip]

Hello

[undone cypress]

IS THAT SALES

[crimson merlin]

Yeah

[urban valve]

asked

[coral token]

your dad

[undone cypress]

i still have that one reddit joke you made stuck in my head thales

[coarse fulcrum]

IS THAT TRAILS

[undone cypress]

MOD ABUSE

[urban valve]

WOAH

[undone cypress]

@MODCALL

[coarse fulcrum]

JAIL

[urban valve]

silencing the evil

[hearty tulip]

One minute mute

[coral token]

idk what you're talking about

[indigo hull]

Mf’s you’re the ones adding fuel to the fire

[pine lily]

Kirbo

[crimson merlin]

What In the world just happened

[indigo hull]

We do be kinda spamming it

[coarse fulcrum]

THALES GIVE ME A 15 SECOND MUTE IM BEING EVIL

[urban valve]

logs getting filled with deleted messages lol

[indigo hull]

Smudge is gonna have fun looking at it

[coarse fulcrum]

that will do

[coral token]

like anyone cares about logs

[urban valve]

fadd

I care actually

[hearty tulip]

Testing the waters

[coarse fulcrum]

tables von evil

[urban valve]

A LOT

[crimson merlin]

Yeah smudge probably will be thinking what the fuck is with the mods today

[indigo hull]

Retep be like: I cared about the godfather

[pine lily]

[undone cypress]

okay but what makes a dafd different from a dad

[gritty temple]

You can build a house with those

[bleak warren]

i am a mod lmao

[coral token]

no you're not

[crimson merlin]

Mb smudge

[indigo hull]

Damn

[storm whale]

[hearty tulip]

One is dad and the other is dafd

[coarse fulcrum]

they finna team up bro

[indigo hull]

Quite daft to be dafd

[bleak warren]

ok then

[hearty tulip]

Are you a mod?

[crimson merlin]

According to the members list smudge is indeed a mod

[bleak warren]

[gritty temple]

Nuh uh

[coral token]

the mod list is fake

[undone cypress]

im the only mod

[gritty temple]

Come back

[coarse fulcrum]

fake news

[bleak warren]

yes, thales is being a stinker

[coral token]

and invented by the government

[undone cypress]

these guys are posers

[urban valve]

2/10 messages have went through and stayed in the past 2 minutes

[indigo hull]

They did the math

[urban valve]

for me

[coarse fulcrum]

thales time me out right fricken now flip head

[hearty tulip]

Can I have two cookies

[indigo hull]

No

[bleak warren]

i don't have cookies

[coral token]

i can do this all night

[urban valve]

ill just wait until tomorrow

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

🍪

[crimson merlin]

🍪🍪

[indigo hull]

Now you do

[hearty tulip]

Go but some

[coral token]

but

[indigo hull]

But

[urban valve]

ill wait until exactly 12 am

[bleak warren]

but

[urban valve]

then i strike

[coral token]

butt

[hearty tulip]

Captain amrica

[indigo hull]

Ass even

[urban valve]

OOOOH

[indigo hull]

Hehe, Angevin Empire, Assevin Empire

[storm whale]

[undone cypress]

frankie is the best snake

[hearty tulip]

Hey smudge o never got a full answer but can I make a nuke

[urban valve]

||shhhh||

[crimson merlin]

[urban valve]

||watch this clip||

[indigo hull]

Okay legally speaking no

[urban valve]

YO

[hearty tulip]

Legally speaking I am a scientist

[coarse fulcrum]

it was not a clip

[urban valve]

hmmmm

[crimson merlin]

Whaaaaaa

[urban valve]

it was

[indigo hull]

Well then that entirely depends on credentials and what field you are in

[hearty tulip]

I lied :(

[coarse fulcrum]

damnit

they added it to the auto mod bro

[storm whale]

peak

[urban valve]

lmao

[coarse fulcrum]

evil evil mods

[coral token]

i am the automod

[undone cypress]

DID HE ACTALLY

[crimson merlin]

You know I’m something of a scientist myself - Norman Osborn

[undone cypress]

oh no lol

false alarm

[hearty tulip]

What’s the auto mod

[undone cypress]

dafd alarm

[coarse fulcrum]

nvm thales is just built like that bro

[indigo hull]

Legally speaking the only way to acquire metals such as uranium would be if you intended to use it to make uranium glazed pottery

[crimson merlin]

Or a nuke

[indigo hull]

You cannot acquire that stuff for its radioactive properties

[real python]

Hello

[storm whale]

and thus my evil plan is put in motion

[coarse fulcrum]

mmm uranium glazed...

[crimson merlin]

Uranium is tasty

[hearty tulip]

Ight ima go game, I’ll see y’all later

[urban valve]

urinal glazed

[prisma sable]

blue

[hearty tulip]

Have a good dafd

[indigo hull]

You can totally eat off that stuff

[coarse fulcrum]

dont do that

[indigo hull]

As long as it’s not broken or chipped

[prisma sable]

oh ok

[coarse fulcrum]

so many calories

[urban valve]

OOOH

QUICK QUICK HIDE IT

[indigo hull]

No I didn’t mean eat it you nincompoop

[coarse fulcrum]

then how do i do it dafd

AHA

[indigo hull]

I just said you can eat food off of it

[coarse fulcrum]

YES

[crimson merlin]

[urban valve]

dafd in a different channel where you cant find it

[indigo hull]

Not eat the uranium glassware

[crimson merlin]

Say wallahi atp

[coarse fulcrum]

do not the uranium

[crimson merlin]

?

[indigo hull]

Idk man that uranium fevers’ spreading all around

[coarse fulcrum]

yummers

grind it to dust dowse it to water and chug it

[coral token]

Tmi

[coarse fulcrum]

🙁

shutch up tables

[indigo hull]

Damn

[coarse fulcrum]

ok now you can go ahead

[crimson merlin]

Back

💀 🗿

[topaz marten]

ok as it appears i was tweaking out for zero reason earlier as i already had image perms

i MAY be stupid

[coarse fulcrum]

nuh uh you just so intelegent you confussed yourself

[urban valve]

i didnt even realize a new album dropped

whoopsies

[crimson merlin]

New album from who

[storm whale]

just realize

[urban valve]

Penelope Scott

I highly doubt anyone really listens

[storm whale]

naur

[crimson merlin]

Didn’t know she/they existed

[storm whale]

I've just never listened

[urban valve]

she made a song called "Rät" which was popular in 2020

or around then

[south raven]

[indigo hull]

Bun

[urban valve]

dafd

[south raven]

Agreeable

[left sierra]

Funking bnuuy

[crimson merlin]

Dafd

[drowsy bridge]

IM SO LOCKED IN

[storm whale]

focus up

[indigo hull]

Damn I just threw away the key

You’re stuck there forever

[drowsy bridge]

2nd highest score on the chemistry exam by 1 point

[storm whale]

hell yeah

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

i hate these emojis so much

[tired temple]

theres like, some weird scratch or bite on my neck i didnt have before i took a nap

[storm whale]

which ones

[proper crest]

Buge bite

[crimson merlin]

It’s WWE time

[storm whale]

[left sierra]

** YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! **

[ruby zealot]

what duck posted

[storm whale]

I feel like I have worse

or at least more stupid

[drowsy bridge]

[idle cosmos]

[topaz marten]

thank you bob2.5

[thorn isle]

brothers, sisters, and the nonbinaries, should i get my gf a heart made of roses for her bday?

[real python]

How about a rose made of hearts?

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[thorn isle]

i.. dont think thats possible

[ruby zealot]

yes

[undone cypress]

it is if you dont get caught

[ruby zealot]

hi chinese floob

[thorn isle]

ok, thank you puppeter master

[ruby zealot]

np

[real python]

Organ donors

[undone cypress]

yeah no thats impossible

[real python]

Hello puppeteer

[narrow atlas]

If you wanna use human hearts than sure

But like you could probably make a more moral, and tasty version with livestock

Or use artichoke hearts

[crimson merlin]

Yep this died

[idle cosmos]

`

[ornate kernel]

I'm still alive and kicking, eight hours awake.

[indigo hull]

☕

[ornate kernel]

How did you know

[olive void]

aue man 2

[supple basin]

It is Friday my dudes

[proper crest]

Coffee time

We are running off adrenaline from tennis and nothing else

[indigo hull]

im running off pepsi and weed

[proper crest]

Oo we have Pepsi as well

[indigo hull]

noice

[proper crest]

1.25 litre

Warm Pepsi
Actually maybe not cause our room is a freezer

[ruby zealot]

im running on pure will power

[dreamy knoll]

Geese

[real python]

I'm running off of 2 monsters and Dexter

[ruby zealot]

veems what are you running off of?

[proper crest]

Hai

[dreamy knoll]

3 mins of sleep, 4 energy drinks, 4 scoops of gamersupps and what i ate last night

[ruby zealot]

okay miss rich

[dreamy knoll]

Im broke as shit the fuck u mean rich

[ruby zealot]

i got 50 cents to my name

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah and i have 3 cents

[indigo hull]

i have like 3 dollars and 65 cents that has been setting in my account since like 2024

[crimson merlin]

Veemo is poorer congrats

[dreamy knoll]

What hydro

[zinc frigate]

Get sleep spelled hehehe
That was a sleep spell

[crimson merlin]

lol hydro

[indigo hull]

hey don't joke about water

[dreamy knoll]

I cant

[ruby zealot]

okay richie rich

[indigo hull]

that shit is what makes us human

[crimson merlin]

💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

[woven flicker]

Drop kicking you

[ruby zealot]

ACK

[woven flicker]

Biting you then tail smacking you

[ruby zealot]

[woven flicker]

Throwing you

[ruby zealot]

STOP BULLYING ME

[woven flicker]

But it’s my job to bully my friends

[zinc frigate]

Why not

[crimson merlin]

No

[ruby zealot]

stinky

[woven flicker]

Headbutting you

[ruby zealot]

ACK

[crimson merlin]

WHY YOU BULLY ME

[woven flicker]

No you

[ruby zealot]

stinky poopoo bitch short omar

[crimson merlin]

Whoa puppet

What the fuck is wrong with you

[ruby zealot]

you'd be suprised what he calls me

[crimson merlin]

Half of it is probably deserve

[ruby zealot]

"bald puppet stink bitch frick frack freaking stinky stink"

[dreamy knoll]

Out rn

[ruby zealot]

and also i dont hate omar he knows im kidding and we dont have bad blood between us

[slate marten]

I just saw Project Hail Mary. It was pretty 👎

[zinc frigate]

Warping you home and tucking you in

[crimson merlin]

I saw it last week I thought it was really good I read the book too

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro dont make me throw estrogen at u

[brisk pasture]

Cat rn is on my lap

[slate marten]

Yeah, it was pretty good.

[brisk pasture]

I would post pic but my face is on there

[ruby zealot]

blank it

[crimson merlin]

Brie Bella and Paige against charlottes flair and Alexa bliss right now on Smackdown

[indigo hull]

spoilers much?

[dreamy knoll]

[crimson merlin]

Me sprinting for my tv to watch that match I just mentioned

[brisk pasture]

I'm not showing my face

UNLESS...

[crimson merlin]

Erm

[dreamy knoll]

No im taking ur cat while throwing u

[brisk pasture]

NO

[ruby zealot]

unless...?

[brisk pasture]

HES SLEEPING PEACEFULLY ON MY ARMS

[brisk pasture]

PayPal me 3000000 usd

[ruby zealot]

hmmm

[dreamy knoll]

Yuh uh

[ruby zealot]

ill think about it

[brisk pasture]

That or lobotomy corp

[storm whale]

just dew it

[crimson merlin]

I don’t have that much money or cash app so no

[brisk pasture]

(That's a joke please don't buy me anything)

[lusty gorge]

🎷

[crimson merlin]

The chat ran

[fiery hatch]

Explode

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

You

[brisk pasture]

Hi Hydro!

[lethal sierra]

Hello veemo

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[crimson merlin]

Finally people

[zinc frigate]

Hello sinnoh region from Pokemon diamond and pearl

[lethal sierra]

My ankle feels alot better, there's still slight swelling and I got a bad bruise, but its much more bearable to walk on it now

[zinc frigate]

Nah
That’s just rude you’d be platinum sinnoh

[lethal sierra]

Wbu?

[dreamy knoll]

Oof wish u a speedy recovery

[dreamy knoll]

Sleepy

[zinc frigate]

Get well soon

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u a randomiser

[crimson merlin]

Feel better

[brisk pasture]

Hydro I have something to confess

[zinc frigate]

Hey at least platinum sinnoh has more than 2 fire types

[lethal sierra]

This is the same exact foot that got attacked by fire ants btw, I think my right foot is just cursed

[zinc frigate]

[brisk pasture]

I never beat pokemon diamond or pearl or any of the remakes

[crimson merlin]

I wonder what this could be

[zinc frigate]

Oh that’s… honestly fair

[brisk pasture]

I beat every other game except gen 4

[lethal sierra]

Thank you

[dreamy knoll]

Top bad pokemon stadium randomiser

[zinc frigate]

I’ve never beat an unova or johto game

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[brisk pasture]

PLAY IT

[zinc frigate]

I own both

[brisk pasture]

Johto stream when

[zinc frigate]

Don’t got a capture carded 3ds

[brisk pasture]

[dreamy knoll]

Making u play it on emulation

[humble isle]

Johto’s my least favorite generation

[brisk pasture]

what.

[zinc frigate]

It had so many problems but it’s not terrible

[dreamy knoll]

Understandable

[zinc frigate]

For example the lack of johto mons in johto itself

[brisk pasture]

We got crobat and mareep

[humble isle]

What’s YOUR least favorite?

[brisk pasture]

Do yall have pokemon tcgp

[humble isle]

Cuz you seem to like all of them..

[zinc frigate]

Misdreavus is legit only available in MOUNT MOON

[crimson merlin]

Meh johto is okay but I have only actually ever played in paldea (Pokémon violet) and didn’t really lie that one either

[brisk pasture]

Paldea

Liked the pokemon but hated the map

[crimson merlin]

Agreed

[brisk pasture]

I feel like Hydro has it

With like every rare card in the game

[zinc frigate]

I actually don’t know

[dreamy knoll]

Imma be attacked for my opinion but aloha

[humble isle]

Nah, I’m not too big on alola either.

[zinc frigate]

Brother I barely get good pulls have you seen my luck

[brisk pasture]

Killing you

[crimson merlin]

Alola was okay

[brisk pasture]

Same.

[humble isle]

Not quite my least favorite but I’d say bottom four or three.

[brisk pasture]

I mainly just battle

[zinc frigate]

I love alola. Idk I’m just a sucker for it

[brisk pasture]

Alola was my first game lmao

[dreamy knoll]

There was barely and cute mons besides mimikyu

[zinc frigate]

Every region has its good things and its bad things

[quiet basalt]

The coolest thing to come out of alola was white vulpix

[zinc frigate]

Alolan sandshrew

[brisk pasture]

I carried a butterfree all the way to the elite four btw

[dreamy knoll]

Syno im removing your shins

[humble isle]

True. Alola’s best quality by far is its new mons but that’s about it.

[dreamy knoll]

I was never a fan of the region variants

[brisk pasture]

If thou wants to remove thy shins, beat me in a pokemon tcgp battle

[quiet basalt]

He built like an orb

[dreamy knoll]

Wont work on my phone

[brisk pasture]

Dammit

[quiet basalt]

Me and my chud son Alolan sandshrew

[crimson merlin]

Galar and sinnoh were okay too

[zinc frigate]

For example, kalos has painfully easy games, johto you can barely get johto pokemon, hoenn has too many water routes and caves, sinnoh is kinda boring

[quiet basalt]

Sinnoh will always be my goat

[humble isle]

I like sinnoh a lot.

[quiet basalt]

It’s just insane they did regional dex

[crimson merlin]

Kanto was boring to me

[quiet basalt]

Platinum fixed so many issues

[brisk pasture]

Yo Hydro do u battle in tcgp?

[humble isle]

But for the love of god, play platinum

[brisk pasture]

Just wondering

[quiet basalt]

Yes

[zinc frigate]

Its regional dex sucks. 4/5 johto games aren’t good

[zinc frigate]

Barely I’m bad and like collecting

[brisk pasture]

Ight

[humble isle]

Lemme see if I can rank all the regions.. gmghhffms

[indigo hull]

When the hell are we getting Pokémon Uranium and Plutonium

[crimson merlin]

A new region in Pokémon would be nice

[brisk pasture]

I am prob not gonna play the new pokemon games

[dreamy knoll]

Im a big fan of kalos due to zygarde

[brisk pasture]

I didn't even play z-a

[zinc frigate]

Winds and waves

[zinc frigate]

PLAY IT, BEST POKEMON GAME IMO

[brisk pasture]

I stopped playing after violet

[quiet basalt]

When I played diamond as a kid, I was like “damn where can I get that pokemon??”

Game basically went “1% encounter chance at the summit of mount doom and despair and suffering at 2 in the morning”

[brisk pasture]

I AM STAYING IN HISUI

[crimson merlin]

And considering the paldea and galar Pokémon are impossible to get on Pokémon go I quit Pokémon violet

[quiet basalt]

Platinum was far more reasonable

[dreamy knoll]

Taking u to kalos

[crimson merlin]

I forgot about hisui

[brisk pasture]

NO

[zinc frigate]

Amazing shiny odds, a genuinely fun to run around environment, banger story

[brisk pasture]

Isn't that just arceus

[zinc frigate]

My biggest problem with unova is its dex’s scale. Mainly due to it having so much filler

[dreamy knoll]

Not z-a kalos, xyz kalos

[zinc frigate]

ZA does a lot of that better

[brisk pasture]

I acc have pokemon white on ds

[zinc frigate]

Za is just lumiose

[brisk pasture]

Turns out shinies do NOT exist on pokemon white ds

[dreamy knoll]

Kinda forgor unova existed

[crimson merlin]

Same

[humble isle]

1. Sinnoh
2. Paldea
3. Hoenn
4. Unova
5. Kalos
6. Kanto
7. Alola
8. Galar
9. Johto

[dreamy knoll]

When kalos remake?

[zinc frigate]

Like it was a soft reset so makes sense but who out there saw sawk and throw and said “ah yes my goats”

[humble isle]

Kill me if you want

[zinc frigate]

Likely Gen 12

[zinc frigate]

Hot take: galar isn’t as bad as people make it out to be

[crimson merlin]

You forgot hisui

[dreamy knoll]

I hope not

[humble isle]

I count hisui as part of sinnoh. Same for Lumiose and Kalos.

[crimson merlin]

What even is lumiose

[zinc frigate]

The games are alright. They were revolutionary but safe

[zinc frigate]

Lumiose city in kalos, where ZA takes place

[indigo hull]

You know who else was revolutionary?

[crimson merlin]

Oh

[indigo hull]

Maximilian Robespierre

[crimson merlin]

I did not know lumiose existed

[zinc frigate]

Like the wild area was great and gigantamax was hype. But they ended up playing it safe with the regular ass routes and regular dynamax

[dreamy knoll]

I wish za was more then just lumiose

[zinc frigate]

I kinda hope you can only gmax in champions when it’s added

[humble isle]

I just didn’t have fun playing it. Story was mid and most of the mons are pretty boring. A lot of the locations are just kinda uninteresting and it just doesn’t feel.. right…

[brisk pasture]

Gonna drink a root beer

[humble isle]

And I really don’t like dynamax.

[crimson merlin]

Pokémon violet was boring too your literally a school kid and you just go around catching Pokémon getting bullied and fighting team star

[dreamy knoll]

I wish it was launched with all mons and features without a buggy launch

[brisk pasture]

Update: we ran out

[zinc frigate]

I mean I do too. But what we did get is a medium sized map with a lot more thought put into it, rather than a giant map or 5 with a lot less details

[crimson merlin]

And the map was mid

[dreamy knoll]

Still would of been nice

[zinc frigate]

SV has some of the best characters in the series, tho I do say the overworld was kinda boring

[crimson merlin]

[brisk pasture]

Don't spam

[humble isle]

Violet has sick mons, amazing story particularly in the ending, best soundtrack in the series, with gameplay that I think works.

[crimson merlin]

I played violet but I did not play scarlet

I didn’t even finish violet

[humble isle]

Battling in SV just feels cool.

[zinc frigate]

The story would be so cool if chairman rose wasn’t forced into a villain role. It has some real banger mon designs and some of the best town designs in the series

[dreamy knoll]

Sv had potential, but flopped pretty much everywhere except the character design and clodsire

[crimson merlin]

How is that spamming

[zinc frigate]

Fucking motostoke and hammerlock

[humble isle]

I don’t care for British architecture.

You can only make brick walls look so cool.

[zinc frigate]

I don’t think so, solid character design and story, lots of cool Pokemon, a great mechanic, and the music

[crimson merlin]

Like scarlet and violet are basically the fuck you combo of Pokémon

[zinc frigate]

I appreciate good architecture regardless of where it was from

[humble isle]

Forgot to mention terastalization, best battle gimmick.

[crimson merlin]

Terastalization was the only good part of scarlet and violet

[zinc frigate]

SV is so hated because it had a horrifically buggy launch. They’d be way better if they were delayed like a year and optimized to run on the switch

[crimson merlin]

My switch is buggy as fuck anyways

[humble isle]

Story

[zinc frigate]

It’s the Nintendo switch what do you expect

[crimson merlin]

Regardless of what I’m playing

[zinc frigate]

It can barely run its own shop

[crimson merlin]

Fair point

[quiet basalt]

Most boring gimmick imo

[zinc frigate]

That’s why the switch 2 is worth- ok I can’t say that without laughing

[humble isle]

Truth canoe..

[quiet basalt]

They only had like 2-3 pokemon that had special versions, and they all kinda sucked.

[zinc frigate]

Z moves are right there

[humble isle]

Z-Moves aren’t great but dynamax ain’t all that..

[zinc frigate]

Tera traded spectacle for functionality which I respect

[dreamy knoll]

I found the story to be a bit boring (kinda wasnt in the dlc)

[quiet basalt]

I don’t know if I’d even consider that a gimmick.. it was kind of a side idea that got binned soon after it was thought up

[crimson merlin]

My dad has a switch lite a switch 1 and a switch 2 and he only ever uses the switch 2

[zinc frigate]

Dynamax sucks. Gigantamax would be way cooler if it was just gigantamax

[quiet basalt]

I know what you mean though.

[crimson merlin]

And he literally got the switch 2 just for Mario kart world

[humble isle]

It is by definition considered a gimmick, just not a very good one..

[quiet basalt]

Mega evolution was and is still the most interesting route to take

[zinc frigate]

Nah it’s a core region gimmick, with a pokemon to explain its existence and story relevance, tho in practice it’s a nuke button with boring animations

[quiet basalt]

Tera is probably the best for competitive

[crimson merlin]

Mega evolution is worth it depending on the Pokémon

[zinc frigate]

Mega evolution was saved by ZA ngl

[humble isle]

I don’t like megas as much as most people. They’re cool but I prefer something not as super-focused.

[zinc frigate]

It was so poorly used in Gen 6 to the point where it was practically an after thought

[quiet basalt]

I like the concept mostly because it allows for Pokemon with bad stats to have another chance both in games and competitively to be really good.

[humble isle]

Tera is moreso another element of battle while megas are just.. too important..

[crimson merlin]

That is my point

[quiet basalt]

That’s why megas aren’t really used in comp scenes anymore

[humble isle]

Well

Megas aren’t used in comp because uhh

They’re not in the fucking game anymore

[zinc frigate]

Ofc not it was gone until ZA

[quiet basalt]

I don’t mean official tournaments

There’s other events than pokemon world championships

[zinc frigate]

Only games to have it were XY, ORAS, Let’s go, and ZA

And champions now

Why did they give mega chesnaught bulletproof

[humble isle]

Didn’t Sun and moon have them??

[zinc frigate]

Oh shit you’re right, they were locked to the post game so I forgot

[humble isle]

They just didn’t make new ones.

[crimson merlin]

I think sun and moon did but I could be confused that with ultra beasts

[lusty gorge]

🎷🎶

[humble isle]

Who’s the best ultra beast

And why is it Blacephalon

[crimson merlin]

Sogaleo

[zinc frigate]

But like there was one game on the switch for years that had megas and that was let’s go

[lusty gorge]

Blacephalon and it's not even a competition

[zinc frigate]

And nobody used that one to battle

[crimson merlin]

Yes I’m basic don’t criticize me fuck you

[humble isle]

That is not an ultra beast.

[zinc frigate]

Kartana is my favorite

[zinc frigate]

It is actually, it just can’t have 2 classifications so it’s counted as legendary

[lusty gorge]

Technically solgaleo is an ultra beast since it evolves from Cosmoem

[humble isle]

Kartana’s sick.

[crimson merlin]

🖕🏻

[lusty gorge]

But yeah no I love my Clown ultra beast

[crimson merlin]

Thank you

[lusty gorge]

Lil firework boi

[zinc frigate]

Solgaleo, lunala, their evolutions, and necrozma are both legendaries and ultra beasts

[storm whale]

new name and pfp I see

[zinc frigate]

Just like koraidon and miraidon are legendaries and paradoxes

[quiet basalt]

I wonder if ultra beasts will be experimented with again

[lusty gorge]

Yep
Deltarune Cat Mike is my new fursona

[humble isle]

Blacephalon and Xurkitree are supposed to be rivals but it’s hilarious that in Cobblemon, Blacephalon is like half the size..

[storm whale]

peak

[zinc frigate]

I still hope for a legends alola game where you have to fight ultra beasts as the main bosses

[lusty gorge]

Yet can probably still solo Xurkitree

[quiet basalt]

Possibly, but I personally don’t know how they’d do it

[humble isle]

I’d love that but they’re sort of like Paradox mons in that they’re kinda too story related to make sense in other contexts.

[zinc frigate]

Simple, they just have you be on one island, or aether paradise

[lusty gorge]

I hope we get a Legends galar where you can actually explore inside dynamax dens

[zinc frigate]

I’m predicting this is next, haven’t seen any leak but like I’m pretty damn sure with how much they mentioned galar in ZA it’s likely coming

[humble isle]

I’m tempted to fill out that favorite pokemon picker thing now..

[lusty gorge]

Pokemon gun is real 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[zinc frigate]

I wish galars story was written better

[humble isle]

You should fill it out too, I’m interested.

[lusty gorge]

Galar history wise is amazing
Game story wise...

[zinc frigate]

Maybe

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[lusty gorge]

Maybe we can even see roaming fossilmon in legends galar

[zinc frigate]

Like fighting an ancient evil with long forgotten pokemon is incredibly cool, it’s just chairman rose was poorly thrown in as an antagonist. Same with the sword and shield dumbasses

Galar had a cool take on gyms too, the whole sport aesthetic fit well

[lusty gorge]

We already see roaming fossilmon in the swsh dlc so it's possible

[vocal imp]

I have an announcement

I am no longer Socrates

[zinc frigate]

Like rose wanted to stop a power crisis… that’s thousands of years away from happening…. By summoning satan

When regieleki is a train ride away and could power the entire region and isn’t Satan

[zinc frigate]

Oh shit it’s the river zora king from echoes of wisdom

[vocal imp]

Sure is

Don’t tell them, but I still lowk hate lake Zora

They hate basketball

Because they think that laker is an offensive slur

They hate on big Bron 😭

[zinc frigate]

Like it’s easy. Just make rose desperately trying to contain eternatus. He knows it’s coming back and would likely cause another darkest day so instead of being evil for some reason he’s just trying to keep it from happening

I mean why was he even evil? Like bro just go invest in solar panels. Hell it’s so unrealistic that he genuinely had to face punishment since he’s a billionaire

[silver geyser]

sup nerds

[vocal imp]

Bonjour

Do you also dislike lake zora

[ornate light]

Hiiiii

[vocal imp]

Niihau

[ornate light]

Hola

[ruby pumice]

ig bro

\ig bro

[ashen dagger]

@zinc frigate SNEAK ATTACK

[zinc frigate]

I’m just here dealing with HOLY FUCK 2 MIIS HAD A BABY WHAT THE HELL DO I CALL THIS THING

[ashen dagger]

The Miilling