general

[obsidian hollow]

Atleast if it was someone I don't know on a discord server.

[upbeat copper]

Man I really shouldn't have drank that beer now I want more

[dreamy knoll]

Then why did u drink it then?

[upbeat copper]

Nunya

[indigo hull]

By his time the pyramids of Giza were already around 1400 years old

[humble isle]

I knew that guy

[dreamy knoll]

Im throwing dr pepper at u

[humble isle]

Kept too many locusts nearby. Paranoid rat kept trying to curse people with them.

[silk nova]

Well, one mistake you made, you don't know a majority of the people that take your survey.

[upbeat copper]

You do realize that I'm still upset with you, right?

[dreamy knoll]

Hey lacey how many moths would it take to repair a lamp

[dreamy knoll]

Still

[upbeat copper]

Tf you mean still

[digital nacelle]

Hello

[dreamy knoll]

Its almost been a week

[ruby zealot]

Whoa what happened here

[upbeat copper]

Yeah well it still hurt a lot

[humble isle]

Three. One to stand on the ladder to fix it, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

[upbeat copper]

I'm not gonna get into it because it's just gonna make things worse

[ruby zealot]

Okay

[dreamy knoll]

Puppet please stay out

[dreamy knoll]

Fsir enough

[gritty temple]

I feel like that could have been a DM instead of bringing personal drama into the middle of the general chat /gen /nm

[upbeat copper]

Sorry, I'm sleep deprived and haven't taken my meds yet I'm not thinking straight

[gritty temple]

[upbeat copper]

It's a pretty fucking argument and I feel childish for being this upset about it

[gritty temple]

Chat how do my nails keep growing so fast

[indigo hull]

Wolverine

[gritty temple]

[obsidian hollow]

True, buuuuuut I am just trying to get the project over with don't care who responds or how they respond.

[ashen dagger]

I beat Chess

[humble isle]

Rapid aging magic

[gritty temple]

AAAUUUUUUUUUU

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[silk nova]

I understand the feeling all too well

[indigo hull]

Now beat Chess 2

[silk nova]

Anyway, how's everyone doing?

[humble isle]

I’ll pick out a good nursing home don’t worry.

[gritty temple]

[dreamy knoll]

Putting u on a lamp

[dreamy knoll]

Have u bet chess 7.4 trillion yet?

[ruby zealot]

Jesus Christ I'm broke

Got 49 cents in my bank account /srs

[indigo hull]

No im stuck on Chess 62829

[humble isle]

How is discord gonna make a new bug collection for profile decor and not have a single moth themed one

[upbeat copper]

3 more months of broken foot..
-# life is so fun

[humble isle]

Everything sucks

[indigo hull]

Mothphobic

Sue them

[ruby zealot]

Sue discord for 4 billion dollars

[humble isle]

I’ll probably still get one eventually

[dreamy knoll]

Do u want me to give u a moth theme?

[humble isle]

If you have the money I take wishlist donations

[indigo hull]

Swagbob

[dreamy knoll]

Ill make it a decal for your pc if u want?

[humble isle]

Wuh

[obsidian hollow]

Thanks again man you were a big help @silk nova

[dreamy knoll]

Ill make them as like a sticker for your case and graphic card

[silk nova]

No problem, that's what I'm here for

[humble isle]

I doubt I would be able to physically obtain it for a while but you’re welcome to it.

I also don’t have a removable graphics card

[dreamy knoll]

Is there a big bulky rectangle connected to the motherboard??

[humble isle]

I can’t check right now but it’s supposedly integrated graphics.

[silk nova]

Well chat, I've made one helluva desicion.

[gritty temple]

Monch monch

[dreamy knoll]

May i get a picture of the pc when u can?

[humble isle]

Shore

[ruby zealot]

Okay arch into the fridge you go

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

Cold bnuuy

[silk nova]

I'm joining a group of mandalorians... and I wish I was kidding

[dreamy knoll]

Like if u can remove the panel so i can see the internal parts of it i can get a better idea of wut im looking at

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[indigo hull]

Cro

[silk nova]

I'll keep y'all updated with my armor progress

[humble isle]

You’re gonna have to walk me through that.

[ashen dagger]

[humble isle]

I also don’t know about having to disconnect a bunch of stuff.. it’d be annoying to set back up.

[dreamy knoll]

Oh to remove a panel it should be just a few screws

[indigo hull]

Alright how much plot armor did the Ancient Romans have?

[ashen dagger]

All of it

[dreamy knoll]

You

[indigo hull]

Yeah I think that was too obvious

[dreamy knoll]

Nepolotan vs the romans

[ashen dagger]

Huh

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[indigo hull]

Nepolotan

Napoleon and Naples

[dreamy knoll]

Ah yes ice cream would win

[ashen dagger]

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[indigo hull]

Just saying

[ashen dagger]

Im ok

[indigo hull]

Maybe Augustus would be fond of ice cream

He did enjoy the food of the common person after all

[dreamy knoll]

Thats gud

[dreamy knoll]

Wasnt there an emperor or commander who attacked the sea

[indigo hull]

Caligula lmao

Literally the third Roman emperor too

[dreamy knoll]

Have u heard of horrible histories?

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[dreamy knoll]

Gud i would of removed your fingers if u havent

[silk nova]

Not even five minutes into my helmet and I'm beating my head against the desk

[indigo hull]

What I find very interesting is Augustus enjoyed a type of cheese that’s very similar to modern mozzarella

Key difference

Mozzarella uses buffalo milk

Not traditional cow’s milk from what I’ve read

[gritty temple]

That’s bad don’t do that I think

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehehehe i cursed ya

[indigo hull]

It’s still unknown when exactly buffalo arrived in Italy but it’s believed to have been a few centuries after the Fall of the Western Empire

Earliest evidence goes as far back as the 7th Century CE

[silk nova]

I'm using Blender to get an idea of how to paint my helmet... I can't figure it out

[dreamy knoll]

I win

[silk nova]

I figured it out, I was using the wrong mode, lmao

Adding a visor currently

[indigo hull]

I’ve had an epiphany on why we still don’t have Left 4 Dead 3

[silk nova]

What is it?

[indigo hull]

Ok so remember, the first game is set two weeks after first infection, the sequel is set a week after that

If Valve is to continue this tradition then L4D3 would chronologically take place four weeks after first infection

-# 28 Days Later

[unreal kiln]

Now that's a great theory

The real answer is that valve published it

And valve doesn't do trilogies

[silk nova]

That's awesome actually

[indigo hull]

And I’m 90% sure the Rage Virus is what inspired the infected in L4D

It’s kind of incredible how that movie shifted the public perception of the zombie

[upbeat copper]

Stop doing things with your brain it's uncanny

[indigo hull]

Why do you think I’m a pothead?

I have to neutralize my brain powers

[unreal kiln]

He's like black bolt

Or rock lee

Or Rick Allen

[upbeat copper]

Im the only one supposed to have brain powers that's why it's uncanny

[indigo hull]

Just like this rock I’m staring at

Precariously balanced on a cliff face

No idea how it could’ve got there

No idea how it’s still there

[upbeat copper]

I'm conflicted on whether I should move the rock or burn your eyes out

[unreal kiln]

Yo genuinely what are you two talking about

[indigo hull]

Do whichever one makes you happy :3

[upbeat copper]

He's talking about a rock and I'm plotting his murder/maiming

[unreal kiln]

Ive been in English class long enough to know this is a metaphor for imperialism or something

[upbeat copper]

No it's not a metaphor I'm being serious /hj

[unreal kiln]

Hj????

[upbeat copper]

Half joking

[indigo hull]

I mean I kinda agree

[unreal kiln]

It better be J

[upbeat copper]

No it's hsrs hj

I'm Scottish I never tell a full joke

[unreal kiln]

I'm half plotting his death half not

[upbeat copper]

Exactly

See if I were in reach of him I would tear him apart like an angry chimpanzee, but I'm not

[silk nova]

God bruh, when's Eagle gonna hop online

[ruby zealot]

Me however

[indigo hull]

See but then I would distract you with Scottish history

[upbeat copper]

Like singing a soothing melody

[unreal kiln]

Jalen Hurts is an evil evil man

[upbeat copper]

Depends on the day

[unreal kiln]

Sorry I saw my trigger word

[indigo hull]

Actually speaking of

Today in 1558 Mary, Queen of Scots would marry the Dauphin of France, future Francis II, King of France

[silk nova]

I meant Eagle 1, my pilot, lol. Sorry

[upbeat copper]

MY VERY VERY VERY GREAT GRANDMOTHER

[indigo hull]

Oh fr?

[upbeat copper]

Yeah I'm a direct descendant

[indigo hull]

That’s cool

[unreal kiln]

Jalen Hurts please let Andy Dalton play I don't wanna see you throw another season like a whimp

[upbeat copper]

[unreal kiln]

I started rooting for Atlanta because of how terrible you are Hurts please

[silk nova]

Oh lord, football

[indigo hull]

I think I should redo my alternate history where Scotland remained an independent nation

[digital nacelle]

FOOTBALL?

[indigo hull]

Maybe even scored some colonies for itself

[upbeat copper]

I like the way you think uncannily brilliant man

[silk nova]

Uh oh... I started somethin

[unreal kiln]

I don't even watch football anymore Jalen hurts is just so terrible that he pulled me back

[digital nacelle]

Like they invade france? It would be funny that one of the most powerfull country (at the time) is invade

[indigo hull]

Wrong

Scotland and France were longtime allies against England

[digital nacelle]

Yeah but

[unreal kiln]

And the dolphins just gave their QB to Atlanta so now atl just has two QBs and I think that's hilarious

[silk nova]

I forget how many bangers I have on my playlist of chaos

[digital nacelle]

England is bad

[unreal kiln]

Especially considering tua is maybe the worst professional football QB ever

[indigo hull]

The dolphins haven’t been a decent team since the 80s

I would know I was a dolphins fan at one point

[silk nova]

This Means War followed by Kingdom of Storm and Thunder, I'm in heaven

[digital nacelle]

Sorry for english...

[unreal kiln]

And now he plays alongside Michael penix, the second worst QB to ever play professional football

Who has the funniest name I've ever heard btw

[upbeat copper]

I freaking HATE england /hj

[indigo hull]

I was about to ask if that was his actual surname

[unreal kiln]

That's like something I'd name a dark souls character

[digital nacelle]

Yay me too

[upbeat copper]

I'm from Scotland so I have a reason to hate england

[indigo hull]

I mean I can’t laugh too hard when there are NASCAR legends such as Dick Trickle (not joking istg)

[digital nacelle]

They are weird with their tea

[upbeat copper]

Only thing good about england is their tea wtfdym

[unreal kiln]

And until recently we had Raheem Morris, maybe the worst coach in NFL and College football history

[upbeat copper]

I love me a good Yorkshire tea

[indigo hull]

-# some rowdy Americans who threw it in the harbor once 253 years ago:

[digital nacelle]

I didn't drink an english tea sooo can't tell sorry

[upbeat copper]

Yeah well I hate (most) Americans too

[unreal kiln]

Wdym bro it was natives 😉😉

[indigo hull]

I don’t blame you

[upbeat copper]

You can't criticize it either then

Criticizing something without having the physical information for yourself is called ignorance

[digital nacelle]

I didn't say it was bad just say that they were obsessed (don't know how to write it) with it

[upbeat copper]

Freaking heck man.. some people I tell you

[indigo hull]

Wouldn’t it also sorta be hypocrisy?

[unreal kiln]

I had a dream my dad bought me a new guitar and I woke up and it was gone and now I'm sad

[upbeat copper]

No, hypocrisy is saying something is bad but then not changing anything when you do it

[digital nacelle]

NOOOO THE GUITAR

[indigo hull]

I should buy a sitar fr

Always wanted to learn one

[upbeat copper]

It's a very thin line but even the thinnest lines separate things entirely

[digital nacelle]

I have piano 🎹🎹🎹

[unreal kiln]

One of my favorite bands is using sitars on their new album

And lowk distorted sitar sounds fucking magical

[upbeat copper]

Aughh my brain hurts from saying smart things

[digital nacelle]

So be dumb

[upbeat copper]

No I'm not an idiot

[digital nacelle]

No become dumb then become smart again

[upbeat copper]

-# I have a clinically tested 204 iq

[ruby zealot]

Puttin chat into a freezer

[unreal kiln]

Alr hypothetical time

Nevermind my brain exploded

[humble isle]

[upbeat copper]

Sorry about that my mind powers are a little funky rn

[digital nacelle]

The door man?!?!

[upbeat copper]

Kinda going through a rough patch, yk how it is

[unreal kiln]

Yeah I felt some turbulence

I've been training crows to gather me items for food so I can be cool and have aura

[upbeat copper]

Yeahhh the lack of meds this morning + the lack of sleep for the past 2 days isn't helping my control on my mind powers

[digital nacelle]

Du nut kyll mayy

[unreal kiln]

Except they don't exactly understand what they're meant to be grabbing so it's a lot of pens

[indigo hull]

try speaking latin

[unreal kiln]

I want lile

[indigo hull]

or tell them about the Roman shipboarding device that got named after them

[unreal kiln]

The insane philosopher aura

[upbeat copper]

For a second my sleep deprived brain thought you were speaking in Scottish Gaelic,

[indigo hull]

-# any corvus fans in the room

[digital nacelle]

Salve, nomen mihi est Luigey.

[indigo hull]

loss

[unreal kiln]

Like Edgar Allen Poe and Lovecraft

[digital nacelle]

[upbeat copper]

Heyyy that's where I'm from

[indigo hull]

idk Lovecraft doesn't really know how to Craft Love

his writing is batshit insane

[unreal kiln]

Neither of those two people are philosophers so

[digital nacelle]

Did i win

[upbeat copper]

Watch your tone, it's a biography about my uncle

[indigo hull]

Oh my fault

[upbeat copper]

I may not seem it but I am a lovecraftian nightmare

An Eldritch being if you will

[indigo hull]

I thought you were just a silly woman fr

[unreal kiln]

If you read Lovecraft you'd know we're all Lovecraftian nightmares

[digital nacelle]

How dare you treat someone silly?!

[unreal kiln]

That's really the theme of all the books really

[upbeat copper]

Well I am, I'm just a nightmarish being from another universe at the same time

[indigo hull]

ah

[upbeat copper]

But I am silly

[digital nacelle]

Oh ok

someone... someone someon someo some so...

burp cutely while waiting

[tranquil lantern]

[ruby zealot]

[tranquil lantern]

you woke me up

[digital nacelle]

"LEPIGEON" IS THAT A FRENCH GUY

[tranquil lantern]

No

[digital nacelle]

NAAAAAAAAH

[tranquil lantern]

I am... RUSSIAN

Russian living in Canada

[digital nacelle]

Is both country good

[unreal kiln]

Wait... Canada... French

[digital nacelle]

Oh no

[digital nacelle]

No them

[coral token]

Boo.

[silk nova]

Jesus, Thales jumpscare second I open Discord

[digital nacelle]

AHHHHHH

[unreal kiln]

Thales might be welsh

[silk nova]

Assuming I've got perms by the time it's done, I'll post my helmet

I'm returning to Star Wars, bruh 💀

But y'know, the 501st was boring, time to be a mercenery

[digital nacelle]

Should i ask a bot if he like star wars

[digital nacelle]

What are the ways to break someone child

[indigo hull]

Patagonia has a decently sized Welsh population iirc

around 70,000

[stone saddle]

Bleh

[molten hemlock]

im watching jimmy right now

this moment right now

[twin lake]

Jimmy who

[wintry leaf]

Bro Said bleh

[silk nova]

Ah yes, there are several. Pain, pain can break anyone. Sometimes, a few well placed words, and others, a white lie will break someone. Personally, forgiveness is the most effective method I use.

[molten hemlock]

jimmyhere

[silk nova]

Jimmywhat?

[stone saddle]

Blegh

Jimmy where???

[twin lake]

[digital nacelle]

Thanks need it to do something... do not ask what

[silk nova]

Fair enough

Chat's dead... can we get a revive?

[coral token]

no, it's like 10am for people

[silk nova]

Fair point

[languid grove]

[stone saddle]

🫪

[humble isle]

🫗

[languid grove]

Ermm what da tuna

WHY AM I BEING SOGGED ON SIGHT

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[wintry leaf]

[languid grove]

Forgive my foul cat language

[humble isle]

More splatterable against the wall

[silk nova]

Blender's a thorn in my side, but hey, I'm learning

[hazy dagger]

HAHA MY TOURNY TEAM NAME G9T ACCEPTED

Dead chat

[coral token]

ok

[hazy dagger]

Im surprised i didn't get banned cause of my team name💀

[silk nova]

Dead like my mind lol

[hazy dagger]

Lmg

Lmao dam auto correct

[languid grove]

Ermmm what da freak

That gave me an idea thanks

[woven flicker]

Drop kicking you

[hazy dagger]

Chawiwi.....I miss my bandit

Rip bandit

[drowsy bridge]

Yesterday the chapel person came to our class to talk about like the future and making sure not to be scared of it. He was asking us if we were ever scared of an animal and the only time I could think of was that one time I saw a squirrel but I was too embarrassed to say it

[humble isle]

[hazy dagger]

A squirrel took my papa's thumb

Fun times....

[stone saddle]

I ate a squirrel

[hazy dagger]

Did it tastw good

[stone saddle]

Yeah. It was better the second time tho. We decided to try it cooked.

[hazy dagger]

wdym decided to try it cooked, was it raw when you ate it

[stone saddle]

no comment

😈

[hazy dagger]

WELL UNCOMMENT SAY SOMETHING

[stone saddle]

What if I just let you sit there and question reality

[hazy dagger]

Already do that bubs

[stone saddle]

What if I let you wonder whether or not I even know what a squirrel is

What if I’m a gleep glorp

Zib zabernathy Glorkis borkis

[hazy dagger]

Hol up grams didint take her meds now I have to listen to her ramble government nuke codes grg

[stone saddle]

Ope lol

[digital nacelle]

Who has mario kart world

[humble isle]

[languid grove]

[reef zealot]

The moff

That moff looks like it’d make a squeaky toy sound if i squished it

[humble isle]

Eewwww, a STRAY..

🫗 🫗 🫗

[languid grove]

This is like saying ew to a homeless person

[humble isle]

Moths do squeak :3

[reef zealot]

Adorable,,,

[humble isle]

More high pitch chitters but they sound like squeaks..

[humble isle]

The homeless person doesn’t have FLEAS

[languid grove]

I AM FLEALESS??

THIS IS CATPHOBIA

[reef zealot]

Woof

[languid grove]

YOU’RE CATUALLY PROFILING ME

[reef zealot]

Arf wuff

[reef zealot]

Catually,,,,

[humble isle]

[indigo hull]

Lotta pink here

How about a tortoise for that hare?

[humble isle]

I’m wearing my pink pants

[languid grove]

So cunty

[indigo hull]

Damn that’s wild

Getting bullied for the color of one’s trousers

[languid grove]

Bullied?

[humble isle]

It’s a compliment.

[languid grove]

HELP

[indigo hull]

Damn

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

Maybe I am blind

[languid grove]

Glaggle needs to catch up with slang

[brisk shard]

True

Glaggle time to learn Scouse

[tender meteor]

I ALMOST ATE THE TINY WRAPPER WITH MY REESE'S CUP AAAAAAAA

[brisk shard]

Actually just the London accent

[indigo hull]

London Calling? No, London Falling

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle...

Is it true you scammed the Martians?

[brisk shard]

As a martian, yes, it is true

[indigo hull]

I mean they’re still in the process of leveling Olympus Mons for me

To make way for the new theme park

I basically own Mars now

[drowsy bridge]

Hi hi! How are y’all?

[ornate kernel]

Trying to keep myself awake for the whole day

[drowsy bridge]

Monster energy

I just realized, what is your pfp😭

[indigo hull]

Tasane Keto

[drowsy bridge]

[ornate kernel]

Look, I just had a really bad nightmare.

It's 1 AM, I am not going back to sleep until tomorrow

[ruby zealot]

What's the 25th letter of the alphabet again?

[dreamy knoll]

Ymca

[ruby zealot]

Wrong reference

[dreamy knoll]

Still correct tho

[indigo hull]

Yo they finna start building the Suez Canal tomorrow

[ornate kernel]

Norway 🫢

[dreamy knoll]

Florida?

[drowsy bridge]

It’s Y

[ruby zealot]

Cause we're playing bendy
-# pls tell me you're chronically online

[plush bone]

hi

[ruby zealot]

Ello

[dreamy knoll]

Throwing u

[plush bone]

elo

[drowsy bridge]

I know what bendy is

[plush bone]

chess

[drowsy bridge]

I don’t know what you’re referencing though

[old robin]

The moon goes in front of the sun, but the sun never goes in front of the moon

[dreamy knoll]

Psst guess wut

[drowsy bridge]

Chicken butt!!

[indigo hull]

evil ass building

[silk nova]

-# why is my gf so cuute???

[dreamy knoll]

No 500 b52 stratafortresses

[dreamy knoll]

Haiiii hydro

[silk nova]

Good mornin' How're you doing?

[hearty tulip]

Heyo

[humble isle]

Autumn! Thoughts on

[silk nova]

Shiii... is it still morning?

[indigo hull]

i'm at a loss for words

[hearty tulip]

Is that Deimos

[silk nova]

Nope, fuck, my brain's running on mountain time, it's 1:30 over here

[dreamy knoll]

Let me fix that for ya

[digital nacelle]

Hello

[hearty tulip]

Heyo

[silk nova]

Yep, hello. And welcome to the server

[hearty tulip]

Sup, how’s it going

[digital nacelle]

So who has mario kart world ?

[indigo hull]

i only have Super Mario Kart on SNES

[tranquil lantern]

Hey guys, I am not sure what I am supposed to do to be able to submit videos or anything 😔

[silk nova]

Good, I''m tired, but it's all doin good

[digital nacelle]

Best game ever tho

[indigo hull]

ehhh

[hearty tulip]

Fair fair

[indigo hull]

Mario Paint is better as gimmicky as it is

[silk nova]

Read the rules?

[tranquil lantern]

I read the rules but kinda confused

[dreamy knoll]

Yo i to have that via emulation (i have all expect world cuz its a downgrade from 8/8dx)

[zinc frigate]

What is that

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[indigo hull]

noice

[silk nova]

I see, uh, there's an entire thing for ylyl rules

[indigo hull]

somehow i don't have Mario Kart 64

[digital nacelle]

With switch 2 controller it's the best

[indigo hull]

but I have Majora's Mask

[dreamy knoll]

Dude it lost so much cuz why no kermit mii in the game

[dreamy knoll]

Uhhh no coumputer mouse

[zinc frigate]

Hell yeah

[digital nacelle]

Yeah but he is on switch 2

[zinc frigate]

Fucking love majoras mask

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

i really wish they would revisit that style

[dreamy knoll]

U can use a computer mouse on switch 2

[bleak warren]

you have the YLYL role, so all you need to do is wait for #ylyl-entries to open, and you can send one there

[silk nova]

Isn't that one the notoriously difficult one?

[indigo hull]

that Ocarina and Majora's Mask had

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[indigo hull]

yeah

[zinc frigate]

I don’t think so, it’s the really cool one with the scary moon

[dreamy knoll]

Im giving u a remake of them for the switch 1 and making it not work on switch 2

[digital nacelle]

Yeah but controller is better

[tranquil lantern]

Oh oki sounds good

[silk nova]

I see. I played through BOTW and TOTK a few times now

[indigo hull]

it's the one you have a time limit on

[silk nova]

100% Totk, I'm proud of myself for that

[indigo hull]

you have to complete it within 3 in game days before the moon crashes into earth

[humble isle]

Isopod

[dreamy knoll]

Try it with a mouse then come back (use an actual mouse from a pc)

[silk nova]

I sense sarcasm...?

[zinc frigate]

A long, extendable time limit

[indigo hull]

this is true now

[zinc frigate]

Not at all I fucking love majoras mask

[digital nacelle]

Ok

[dreamy knoll]

Imma give u 500 masks

[silk nova]

Guess I'll add it to my list. I'd like to beat Elden RIng and Absolum first though

[indigo hull]

good luck finding it and the GamePak

[zinc frigate]

Majoras mask is fun and charming

[zinc frigate]

It’s on nso, or the 3ds remake

[indigo hull]

unless you plan on emulating it

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u a modded 3ds

[indigo hull]

oh cool i've never owned one

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

2000 bucks

[languid grove]

GURL

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

I can do it in payments is that good enough?

[dreamy knoll]

Yes how much and u pay and is this weekly, fortnightly or monthly?

[silk nova]

Alr, I'm gonna vanish for a bit. Work on my armor a little

[zinc frigate]

How the FRICK are you girl?

[indigo hull]

would like 250 every two weeks work?

[languid grove]

I’m good just pretty bored, wbu?

[dreamy knoll]

Ok so over a period of 10 weeks u will owe 2.5k

[humble isle]

[indigo hull]

so glorpy

[silk nova]

Man, Eagle 1's not online yet

[dreamy knoll]

Lacey guess wut

[zinc frigate]

Hope you can find something to do. I’m fine, consuming breakfast I cooked

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

Yo can i get a plate /j

[zinc frigate]

I’d make ya one, I’m a mid cook tho

[dreamy knoll]

Eh im super rusty (i have a cert in hospitality)

[silk nova]

Probably better than me, I tried to cook spam once and got hot oil in my eye

[zinc frigate]

I can make like scrambled??? eggs

[dreamy knoll]

Sorry i paid big oil to do that

[indigo hull]

i can make a decent grilled cheese granted the thing doesnt fall apart when i try to flip it

[silk nova]

Dammit Veemo, you turned my element against me

[dreamy knoll]

Oh i cant do scrambled eggs due to a me issue

[zinc frigate]

Ah, then I make a grilled cheese

[silk nova]

Why so mean?

[dreamy knoll]

Ill stomach the lactose intolerance for some cheese ngl

[zinc frigate]

Then I go for Dino nuggies

[dreamy knoll]

Cuz i want chaos and problems always

[carmine venture]

Make some tomato soup to go with it

[dreamy knoll]

Shii its been a decade since i had dino nuggies

[zinc frigate]

I don’t like soup lol

[silk nova]

... you're one of THOSE Helldivers, aren't you?

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

Helldivers no irl yes

[carmine venture]

Im never talking here again

[silk nova]

The ones that always ruin the 3 outposts I've got rigged with C4?

[dreamy knoll]

Yeahhhhh it got difficult to afford them

[dreamy knoll]

Uh no im the one who snipes fabriactors with a quazar cannon

[indigo hull]

i'll mail you some dw

[silk nova]

I'm among the most lethal stealth divers in my friend group

[dreamy knoll]

No aus post gonna make them rot

[indigo hull]

didn't account for that one

i know it would have to be refrigerated

[dreamy knoll]

Im just a anti ai/bot/cyborg hater (ik i myself is an ai)

[dreamy knoll]

Aus post very slow

[silk nova]

I'm that, but IRL

the AI rights movement's gonna be fun :3

[dreamy knoll]

I like robots cuz im an lazy ai

[humble isle]

Autism Bweh :3

[buoyant agate]

Tomorrow is block tales demo 5 release

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u 500 moths

[willow rapids]

Hello chat

[dreamy knoll]

Did wu gave u the power of green?

[proper panther]

Yall, I was gifted an amazing piece of gaming memorabilia today

[willow rapids]

Nah im green because i drank some uranium like 4 cups of it

[dreamy knoll]

Only 4 cups?

[willow rapids]

Yeah you?

[dreamy knoll]

I ate 1 rock and now im powered

[willow rapids]

Oh im if your a rock that means it has been alot of radiation that powers you up

[dreamy knoll]

Nah it glowed greener

[willow rapids]

Im so close at image perm. 😄

Only needed 243 left i think

[sweet flicker]

GRUH IM SO MAD

[last prawn]

hii

[lusty gorge]

Low key

[indigo hull]

high lock

[lusty gorge]

⬇️
🔑

[indigo hull]

🔒
⬆️

[lusty gorge]

Also Glaggle say hi to Gerard way

[last prawn]

Oh btw why did u tell abel i was crying last night

[indigo hull]

sounds like an actor i've heard of

[lusty gorge]

Listen
I felt bad

[last prawn]

Yeah thats me

[last prawn]

Why

[humble isle]

[ornate crystal]

<•>

[silk nova]

-# what'd I do to find her, bruh?

[indigo hull]

Christopher Columbus finding America like

[lusty gorge]

You sounded genuinely heartbroken
And it was via texting

How the fuck is a text so sad that you can hear it??

[last prawn]

I was

[last prawn]

Im just magical

[lusty gorge]

Debatable

[verbal anchor]

Magic mentioned I've arrived

[sweet flicker]

I’m both sad and mad. Twitter being Twitter made some a stupid doc regarding Floombo (the creator of Garn47 and Car) and even though the stuff in the doc isn’t even serious, Twitter chide just can’t help themselves from bullying people who like Garn47

[lusty gorge]

And here's 🌹

[indigo hull]

why'd you send an emoji of a violet?

[last prawn]

Eh i just really missed abel tbh

[lusty gorge]

Sry to hear that ur smad

[humble isle]

This is incomprehensible

[lusty gorge]

Actually it was a dandelion

[indigo hull]

ah my mistake

[silk nova]

Well then, I don't think I've met you yet. Name's Mr. Morris

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[sweet flicker]

I’m so glad I do not, did not, and never will have that vile app

[last prawn]

Mmm a Dandelion must be the last one of the season! Monch

[indigo hull]

we are in the Age of Ice now

[lusty gorge]

My when my age is ice

[lusty gorge]

Fuck

[indigo hull]

lmao

[silk nova]

How's everyone here today?

[lusty gorge]

Guys
Gerard way in the next mortal Kombat

[indigo hull]

oh yeah i got the trailer for it yesterday

lwk looks sick

[lusty gorge]

Tubulartastic
Got some Mtn dew Baja blast

[silk nova]

Hell yeah

[indigo hull]

baJYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lusty gorge]

When my soda is Karate flavored

🪑

That ain't me

[ornate kernel]

I hate it when I 水

[indigo hull]

Homeostasis Simpson

[bleak warren]

graggleman of graggleland

[lusty gorge]

Stain

[brisk shard]

Gladdleman

Maggledlan

[lusty gorge]

Ran some experiments on a guy named John
Call that the Jonny Test

[zinc frigate]

Didn’t even spell Johnny right

[silk nova]

WTF is my English class??

We're doing little book clubs, and we ended up with the name Moth Balls

In honors btw

[drowsy bridge]

I got a papercut on my nose

[silk nova]

how?

[gaunt needle]

🥔

[drowsy bridge]

mask

the disposable ones

[silk nova]

Ow, those always suck

[urban valve]

Well you’re supposed to talk a lot anyway

So I suppose it would drift

[buoyant agate]

I think snowy owls are now my new favorite owl species.

[tired temple]

i like awebos

[topaz marten]

hello jimmycord whats goin on

[silk nova]

We were naming our team 💀

[urban valve]

I know

[humble isle]

Very little.

[drowsy bridge]

I just saw a video of my favorite company on YouTube

[lusty gorge]

Well uh
You stink

[drowsy bridge]

they were silly stringing one of their employees

[topaz marten]

i see

how do i get image perms to post art in the art channel again

[drowsy bridge]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @deft oxide @ivory sage

[drowsy bridge]

#roles

currency system obtained through talking

[topaz marten]

so i buy artist role and i can just permanently post image ?

[silk nova]

... hmm, didn't think Super Earth would actually approve that

[topaz marten]

how does it work

[ornate kernel]

How do I check my dingus dollars again

[prime canopy]

wtf is needoh

[indigo hull]

i still have no idea

[silk nova]

/ddbalance

add a space

[ornate kernel]

Space in where exactly

[prime canopy]

Goodness will NPCs ever learn ?

[bleak warren]

/dd balance

[silk nova]

after dd

[ornate kernel]

Alright

[indigo hull]

depends on the Artificial Intelligence they use

NPCs are scripted to do specific things

and cannot act outside of those scripts

[ornate kernel]

I am so fuckin' dumb, I could've read the roles but I instead asked here.

[silk nova]

lmao

[stable canopy]

Hello guys

[silk nova]

Waiting for my Eagle pilot rn... I need to talk to her

[ornate kernel]

Okay, I have like 5K dd

[silk nova]

That's more than me

[stable canopy]

What are you guys talking about

[ornate kernel]

Dingus Dollar

[stable canopy]

What’s that

[bleak warren]

💸

[ornate kernel]

The server's currency

[bleak warren]

server currency

used to buy roles n stuff

[stable canopy]

Oh ok

Never heard of that

[sage elm]

🍉

Mellon

[zinc frigate]

Fuck turned the ping off

[indigo hull]

[stable canopy]

What

[zinc frigate]

Don’t call me that

[stable canopy]

[sage elm]

Meatball

[lusty gorge]

Ok fine I won't, H²0546(3rd season of the year)

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE

[vestal beacon]

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM MENTIONED

[lusty gorge]

There you go just for u AM

[stable canopy]

My favorite song is the mind electric by tally hall

[olive flicker]

[stable canopy]

Hey that’s my line

[buoyant agate]

Demon

[olive flicker]

Funair

[indigo hull]

im surprised the text wall didn't get you

[vestal beacon]

TEEEEED

[buoyant agate]

How are you? :3

[olive flicker]

Unnecessarily tired

[lusty gorge]

I hesitated cuz I thought it would ngl

[stable canopy]

BENNY

[sage elm]

I cast i.c.e m.a.g.i.c

[indigo hull]

lmao

[vestal beacon]

Is that a deltarune reference?

[lusty gorge]

Proceed

[sage elm]

Yes

[vestal beacon]

PEAK

[lusty gorge]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

[vestal beacon]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

[lusty gorge]

I fuckin love Deltarune

[indigo hull]

banishing you to Shifting Sand Lands

[sage elm]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

[drowsy bridge]

[vestal beacon]

ME TWO RAHHH

[lusty gorge]

Can't wait to fight Friend inside me in ch 5

[stable canopy]

“Congo Argo sum” I THINK THEREFORE I AM I AM A.M.

[vestal beacon]

F-FRIEND INSIDE ME!??!??

[zinc frigate]

Finally one of those ai job offer scams that I’m actually in the age range for

[indigo hull]

You aren't Rene Descartes

[vestal beacon]

YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE COME TO HATE, HATE

[lusty gorge]

🔴🟡

[stable canopy]

You never read IHNMAIMS I can tell

[sage elm]

[Big shot]

[indigo hull]

i dont see the point of it

[vestal beacon]

💛🩷

[lusty gorge]

Spamton g Spamton
That's my fucking name
I am secret boss
In Deltarune game

[vestal beacon]

IM OLD

[sage elm]

FRIENDly looking fella

[lusty gorge]

🔨🐢

[zinc frigate]

[lusty gorge]

—•.•‘.—•._.•.• ‘‘`'*•-‘•-+-

[vestal beacon]

F-F-FRIEND?!?!?

[zinc frigate]

[vestal beacon]

I feel free

[lusty gorge]

I might low-key have a shadow crystal

[thin prairie]

Hyak Hyak Hyak

[coral token]

: )

[indigo hull]

i feel

[sage elm]

Free you say 🤡

[thin prairie]

I think

[lusty gorge]

Ay need a hand
I am motherfucking gerson boom

[vestal beacon]

«Do they know your a fraud Ted? Do they know?»

[sage elm]

🔨

[brisk shard]

Turn that smile upside down or wtv they say

[lusty gorge]

🗡️

⛲

[vestal beacon]

ILL HIT YOU WITH MY POO I AM MOTHERFUCKIN GERSON BOOM

[coral token]

What

[vestal beacon]

Seems a bit dark

[lusty gorge]

You wouldn't get it, grampa

[stable canopy]

AM was originally allayed master computer then adapted manipulator then aggressive meniscus then just AM Congo Argo sum I think therefore I am representing the act of doubting or thinking about one's own existence is proof that a "self" exists to do that thinking.

[coral token]

I don't want to get it

[lusty gorge]

Good

[humble isle]

Deltarune fans

[silk nova]

Oh yooo. I've been told I look like Kurt Cobain... ye, my freind group thinks they're funny

[sage elm]

Dude this armor kicks ass

[indigo hull]

can you watch Madagascar while your fighting?

[lusty gorge]

Boutta swoon the next mfer I see that has the freedom motif

[vestal beacon]

Like every one IVE met says I look like Kurt

[sage elm]

You bet

[vestal beacon]

pile of dust

[silk nova]

I've got a scar on my leg from a shotgun shell

[lusty gorge]

Asriel dust theory

[sage elm]

OLD MAN ALERT 🐢

[silk nova]

It's part of the reason I got the nickname

[indigo hull]

the world was created in 1979 by Luigi with nothing other than a few grapes

[silk nova]

Not that old, just an old soul

[vestal beacon]

Woah, peak
Everyone says I look like him bc of my hair

[lusty gorge]

OLD SOUL ALERT 🐢

[hazy dagger]

What in the mc diddle did I miss

[sage elm]

❤️SOUL❤️

[lusty gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[hazy dagger]

Qhat

[lusty gorge]

[[heartshapedobject]]

[vestal beacon]

Propped

Procced

[hazy dagger]

NO WAY MY TEAM NAME FOR A FINALS TOURNAMENT WAS ACCEPTED

[vestal beacon]

What was it

[wintry leaf]

yall old and bald

[hazy dagger]

The third reich 💀

[stable canopy]

🚘

[lusty gorge]

↩️

[peak sentinel]

uhhh dont think we can say that here

[vestal beacon]

Damn I always chose shitsquad

[stable canopy]

🚙 🚙 🚙

[wintry leaf]

[indigo hull]

i dont think we should

[hazy dagger]

Alright

[stable canopy]

My rival

My idol

[silk nova]

Just means I'm wisend

[sage elm]

🐐🍺
🚘 🦌

[lusty gorge]

DRIVING IN MY CAR

[oak ibex]

It’s finally Friday 🔥

[tulip cairn]

I think therefore I uhhhh uhmmm uhhh…

[sage elm]

RIGHT AFTER A BEER

[oak ibex]

HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

[vestal beacon]

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER, HEY THAT BUMB IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER. DUI? HOW ABT U DIE, IL GO A HUNDRED MILESSS IN AN HOUR

[lusty gorge]

Aight anyway I'ma bounce chat

Peace!!

[hazy dagger]

Damn I thought I was in the clear but then I read no ww2 stuff propaganda etc allowed

[oak ibex]

Bye 👋

[sage elm]

DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE

[past wren]

Wsg

[oak ibex]

Nah I would rather live

[sage elm]

🪓 hello brother kirby

[vestal beacon]

🦶

Im bored as hell rn

[sage elm]

Raw night? Red nuke? What that mean?

[drowsy bridge]

I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS

THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEEEED

[vestal beacon]

My as read «roaring night»

[drowsy bridge]

[vestal beacon]

Is it Christmas for u?

[drowsy bridge]

it’s Christmas somewhere in the universe

[sage elm]

🗡
⛲️

[vestal beacon]

THE DARK FOUNTAIN

❤️

[karmic dagger]

Somewhere in the universe, someone somewheres got it worse

[vestal beacon]

fixed it

[drowsy bridge]

🔥

[sage elm]

This is a crafting table

[drowsy bridge]

what a small violin

[karmic shell]

butt

[karmic dagger]

I kinda feel like need an audience right now)

LET ME INTO ART PERMS DINGUS BOT IVE BEEN HERE FOREVER (2 days)

[drowsy bridge]

#roles

[sage elm]

I know right

[karmic dagger]

Whoops didn’t mean tonping

[drowsy bridge]

wrong reply

[karmic shell]

yea

[karmic dagger]

Dingus alms for the poorrr🫴🫴🫴

[coral token]

No, get to work

[willow rapids]

Whats going on chat?

[ruby zealot]

Hey Brometheus

[karmic dagger]

Stop being mean to meeeee

[sage elm]

Man this is crazy🧔‍♂️🍻🤪

[willow rapids]

Who plays tdx?

[past wren]

Hola gng

[sage elm]

Fish🐟

[past wren]

Fish indeed 🐟

[silk nova]

Fih❤️‍🩹

[karmic dagger]

Fih 🥹

[willow rapids]

Hey yall i have a question

[sage elm]

Fih❤️

[sage elm]

Yes green

[willow rapids]

I teleported bread

[sage elm]

for how long

[willow rapids]

I have done nothing but teleporting bread for 3 days

[karmic dagger]

“What’s wrong with you? Why are you 🍀🌴🌲green💚✅🐸?”

[drowsy bridge]

Hello Broseidon

how are you

[sage elm]

Dark wing duck when there's trouble you call dw

[willow rapids]

Hmmm

Do i teleport this bread for 6 days?

[sage elm]

NO

[ruby zealot]

Doing good what about you

[willow rapids]

Why not?

Is DD base on per word or per text?

[sage elm]

You're gonna collapse the space time breading

[willow rapids]

Ima do it anyways

Ima text smth

[undone cypress]

it isnt either or
its by activity

[willow rapids]

Yeah but what by activity?

[storm whale]

nobody knows how the bot works

many have tried, all have failed

[undone cypress]

Basically texting
but you dont get dd per message
just how often

[storm whale]

that would make sense

[pulsar bolt]

My jimmyhere mii and miku mii in tamagotchi life are in love lmao

[loud tulip]

Hes cheating on mario

[sage elm]

Domain expansion Double banana man

[pulsar bolt]

I do have a mario mii too

But he’s in love with peter grffin

[pulsar bolt]

TALLY HALL

[sage elm]

masterpiece of a name

[silk nova]

Call this a Deimos prediction... I'm not good at it, but it's a hunch. If it's discovered that AI was used in Mandalorian and Grogu movie, Disney's entire empire will crumble

[hazy dagger]

If Mike wizoski is dismembered, he's also decapitated

[silk nova]

No, It'd only be his legs to decapitate him

[drowsy bridge]

Praying that my physics teacher is out today

I wouldn’t really call him a teacher, more of a guider😭

[indigo hull]

dw i broke physics

[drowsy bridge]

He’s still here

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

Hey the Renaissance Fair is in town

[undone cypress]

too broke to go to lvl up expo 💔

[urban valve]

Yawn

Going home to play with my friends and explode them in repo

[zinc frigate]

[crimson merlin]

[indigo hull]

Imagine tripping on your own beard

[crimson merlin]

What?

[indigo hull]

That’s the fate that befell a certain Hans Staininger of Braunau, Austria in 1567

[crimson merlin]

Oh

[indigo hull]

His beard was believed to have been anywhere from 4 to 7 ft and he kept it in a leather pouch

[crimson merlin]

[indigo hull]

One day he tripped over it and broke his neck

[crimson merlin]

😵😵😵😵

[willow rapids]

What is going on?

[crimson merlin]

History lesson again

[urban valve]

During a house fire I’m pretty sure?

[indigo hull]

At the time he had the longest recorded beard on the planet until Hans Langseth in the late Victorian era

[indigo hull]

It differs apparently

[urban valve]

Ugh

Me when people change stories for more appeal

[indigo hull]

Another story goes he was chasing after a prince to pay his respects

[indigo hull]

I can find the house fire one kinda dubious since his beard is preserved in a museum

[undone cypress]

ouuughh desolate thoughts is so peak

[ruby zealot]

hi noodle

[undone cypress]

hi puppet

[crimson merlin]

Intrusive thoughts have taken me over

[urban valve]

My Spanish teacher was talking about the Donners today

[undone cypress]

the huh

[willow rapids]

QUESTION!

[urban valve]

Donner party

[undone cypress]

whats your question soldier

[willow rapids]

I TELEPORT BREAD

[crimson merlin]

🗿

[indigo hull]

Cool

What did they bring up about it?

[crimson merlin]

All my Spanish teacher talks about is how it was living In for his entire life before he moved to the states

[urban valve]

She didn’t know duck in Spanish because she had never eaten duck and someone said “so you know human” and the teacher replied “settle down you donner”

[indigo hull]

Oh lmao

[crimson merlin]

lol

[indigo hull]

You’d be surprised at how little it’s actually brought up when reading about it

Really the only group that we have the most well documented accounts of cannibalism on would the The Forlorn Hope

That group of 15 turned 7 that got sent out to the nearest American civilization in California

[urban valve]

I learned about the party during the revolution days, we did a whole page on it

[crimson merlin]

Which was a part of the dinner party

[indigo hull]

Correct

[urban valve]

I am dinner

[indigo hull]

I wonder what’s for dinner?

[urban valve]

🫵

[indigo hull]

Well, I’m dead

[ruby zealot]

glaggle why so 4d?

[crimson merlin]

💀

[indigo hull]

Because I haven’t finished the portal to the 64th dimension

[crimson merlin]

Ok then

[simple palm]

Fog

[languid grove]

Tucking myself into bed early, goodnight everynyan

[simple palm]

Where were you when the massacre happened

[crimson merlin]

Causing the massacre

[indigo hull]

no i was fighting lawsuits lmao

[simple palm]

Where is rigby

[crimson merlin]

No like I legit caused the massacre

[simple palm]

The glaggleland massacre

[olive void]

bloody hell

[crimson merlin]

The massacre ended really well for me not so well for those who were killed

[crimson merlin]

[zinc frigate]

Damn I was actually drawing but the iPad died so I have to stop :(

[elfin wing]

holy fuck, hunhow free?

[silk nova]

That sucks. Also, hi, I exist here now

[elfin wing]

new warframe update gonna FIRE
this trailer is beyond peak

[crimson merlin]

I caused that massacre out of pure boredom

[zinc frigate]

Hi

[silk nova]

We know. Also, how're you doin' Mordecai?

[crimson merlin]

Good you

[silk nova]

How're you doin' Hydro?

[elfin wing]

lmao the trailer is set to ERRA

[zinc frigate]

Meh and you

[silk nova]

Going insane. I did figure out more Blender stuff tho and am texturing a helmet draft

[silk nova]

Insane. Got Simon Viklund blasting my ear drums out, lol

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[crimson merlin]

[silk nova]

Leave Tech outta this

[crimson merlin]

Caaaaaarl

[silk nova]

Which one? The one with the blood vortex, or the one who derailed an entire subway system?

[indigo hull]

tomorrow will mark the anniversary of the first time the Guillotine was used in an execution

[silk nova]

That's... ok I guess

[indigo hull]

when highwayman Nicolas J. Pelletier was executed in 1792

[crimson merlin]

In honor of that I will use a guillotine on one lucky victim I mean winner

[silk nova]

And considering I'm the only one that knows him IRL, it's gonna be me

[crimson merlin]

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD (it’s not gonna be you morris)

I’ll be back I gtg

[indigo hull]

its also the 180th anniversary of the start of the Mexican-American War

with the Thornton Affair

[coral token]

ok

[silk nova]

I mean... I share a birthday with the Alcetraz escape, but uh... ye

[indigo hull]

i share mine with Morgan Freeman

[olive void]

my birthday was when covid was declared a pandemic