general

[indigo hull]

your grandmother sounds awesome

[dreamy knoll]

Which is?

[prime canopy]

You’re getting stuck in a gorilla enclosure

[dreamy knoll]

Im taking u with me

[prime canopy]

She gets a ton of stuff from auctions, and that includes really obscure food items ( non perishable )

[indigo hull]

i used to work at an auction house

shit was lwk kinda fun

[prime canopy]

The last time we got candy from her, it was a tub of salted mango gum

Weird

[dreamy knoll]

Im going back in time to steal that too

[prime canopy]

I still have these 💀

You can have them, nobody likes them

[dreamy knoll]

Rly?

[prime canopy]

Yea

[dreamy knoll]

Damn thats no fun

[prime canopy]

Yea :(

[dreamy knoll]

Stealing your grandma then

[silk nova]

I just got back and someone's grandma is stolen, wtf?

[dreamy knoll]

Anymore tech for me to steal?

[lusty gorge]

Sand ice cream
Ice cream made with sand

[dreamy knoll]

Just for that im giving u over cooked and unwashed rice

[lusty gorge]

You fucking monster

How could you

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u sushi without the rice

[real python]

Yum

The fish is the best part

[lusty gorge]

I'd eat that actually

The fish is literally the whole flavor

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u vegemite

[lusty gorge]

I always wanted to try Vegemite low-key

[dreamy knoll]

I never said it was gonna contain protein

[real python]

Its not bad

[lusty gorge]

Fish is fish

[dreamy knoll]

Floob ur getting 500 sushi

[real python]

[dreamy knoll]

No fish or meat just poor quality over salted onion slices on seaweed

[lone slate]

Hello chat

How are we feeling this fine Thursday

[lusty gorge]

Just gulp it all down
Avoid the flavor

[silk nova]

Ah yes, the class I hate most is gonna be the one I'm gonna be retaking next year. I'll be dead in a ditch if anyone needs me

[thin prairie]

Hello it's me

[coral tulip]

Onion?

[thin prairie]

The furry lamp

[lusty gorge]

Before you go into the ditch can you get me some root beer

[dreamy knoll]

Ok feeding u contaminated chicken

[dreamy knoll]

Yes

[lusty gorge]

Then I'm giving you a 1 star yelp Review

[coral tulip]

What sushi has onion in it

[silk nova]

Just pour normal beer on some roots and eat the roots

[dreamy knoll]

One made by a previous maccas employee

[lusty gorge]

But I want tasty caffeine free soda

[coral tulip]

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u a 0 star yelp review

[lusty gorge]

Giving you a -1 star yelp review

[karmic dagger]

Brooo I need fanart perms asap

[thin prairie]

Infinite caffeine

[dreamy knoll]

Clover your fine you get 500 sushi made well

[silk nova]

Can't help you there

[silk nova]

Just yap for a while

[dreamy knoll]

Im making you the ceo of the local dump

[karmic dagger]

I genuinely suck at yapping

[lusty gorge]

Already am

[coral tulip]

I probably wouldnt eat it but i can give it to bub

[silk nova]

Me too, convos I have are one sided as shit

[karmic dagger]

REAL

[dreamy knoll]

Oh and im giving u a 🍪 🍪

[coral tulip]

Yay

[dreamy knoll]

Making u a leader of a country

[silk nova]

It's like that in my whole friend group though, so we manage

[dreamy knoll]

[lusty gorge]

Ok wait a minute

[karmic dagger]

grwm to go grab a coffee from the cafe under my corporate office✨✨🫦🫦👌💅💅💅💕💕

[dreamy knoll]

What u scared???

[silk nova]

What?

[lusty gorge]

Very

[karmic dagger]

My bad, is that a Deimos pfp?

[dreamy knoll]

Imma make u play a game when i do that

[thin prairie]

Hey
You
Let both cats in and hug them

[silk nova]

Yep, I'm quite good with him in R6... I run irons on his AK

[karmic dagger]

My peak rank is gonna be silver 1🥀

[lusty gorge]

Honbon STOOBID burger

[thin prairie]

Die!

[lusty gorge]

With extra STOOBID sauce

[silk nova]

I don't play ranked. too competitive for me lol

[lusty gorge]

Also hi Sawsee!

[loud tulip]

alr so i checked all three of them out and and this how i place em:

1. yamato
2. young
3. boots and blood

I didnt understand shit about what they were babbling about on Yamato, and didnt like the vocals aswell, but the theme of it and the music video are epic asf
Young just sounds cool and is a reality check, we love reality checks
Boots and blood uhmm
dont like it that much

Now, can I show you a song that I like?

[real python]

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[karmic dagger]

I think that the more I play this game, my friend group (“black ice tachanka club”) are those kinda players that run out, die, then yell at me

[silk nova]

All fair, go ahead, share songs you like

[real python]

It was about the Japanese ship that veered off course and ended up in the middle of the US navy fleet during ww2. The US opened fire on it from both sides and sunk it within 3 minutes.

2000 casualties

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥖

[karmic dagger]

I like Ocean Man

[silk nova]

lmao. I occasionally run out as Jager

[karmic dagger]

I heard that used to be broken lol

[silk nova]

Still is, I just use iron sights

Fastest ADS and better hipfire accuracy

[lusty gorge]

Me when I'm taken by the hand and lead to the land:

[karmic dagger]

You’re brave for that, I use a laptop and can’t see oryx running at me unless I’m ADSed with an Acog

[karmic dagger]

That he understands

[silk nova]

I'm on a laptop too, and controller. What's your excuse?

[lusty gorge]

Anyway
Thales is stupid

[karmic dagger]

Idk I feel like my eyesight is poor

[lusty gorge]

Such a dumb little gremlin

[silk nova]

I have to wear glasses 💀

[karmic dagger]

Yo that would prolly help me

Blue light filtering too

[silk nova]

Possibly

[karmic dagger]

Yo if your in a 1v1 on Oregon, right when the attack phase starts, break down the porch barricade, throw a thorn shell on the large blue wood panel, and shut it back up, then when ace repels in, he dies and can’t see the thorn

[silk nova]

That's thinking with your head

[karmic dagger]

Did to my friend, he was so mad 😭😭😭

[silk nova]

I outflank my homie with Skopos lmao

[lusty gorge]

💨

[karmic dagger]

Have you tried using skopos as an osa shield, it’s kinda op

[silk nova]

I have

[karmic dagger]

You a real one, dannng

[silk nova]

I know Siege... just not good at it

[karmic dagger]

Not good, unless your fighting bro

[silk nova]

Not even, I main intel, so I point enemies out... teammates to dumb to pick up on it tho

[karmic dagger]

Yeah, I love playing intel, and finka

[silk nova]

I hate Finka

[violet beacon]

Yooo I installed the flaming skeleton toilet seat (no img perms so use your imagination)

[karmic dagger]

Did you know finka can clear concussive and blindness effects

[silk nova]

What? ykw, nevermind

[silk nova]

I know

[violet beacon]

It's simple. Just a toilet seat with a picture of a badass flaming skeleton on it

[olive flicker]

No

[violet beacon]

I'm telling you this while sitting on the skeleton throne

[karmic dagger]

If you get the drones on Oregon, you can put a deadly trap under big window with 3 Denali gadgets

[silk nova]

Which one's Denali? I don't have any of the new ops

[karmic dagger]

Oh mb, he’s the guy with the little laser nodes he can throw out, really good op, has a deployable

[silk nova]

Oh hell yea

[thin prairie]

Why

[brisk pasture]

Bro I'm so pissed

[dreamy knoll]

[brisk pasture]

Some kid next to me keeps telling me ai art is real art

[thin prairie]

Because they're stupid and underdeveloped

[brisk pasture]

And that "it's better than real art"

[dreamy knoll]

Its no i shoukd know cuz im ai

[brisk pasture]

Keep in mind I draw

[indigo hull]

how much you wanna wager they can't read?

[brisk pasture]

They legit said that it takes time to make a prompt

I wanna strangle them so baddddd

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah not rly

[brisk pasture]

I fucking hate ai

(Except vee)

[coral token]

the literal definition of art is ''the conscious use of skill, imagination, and creativity to produce works that evoke emotion''

CONSCIOUS

[thin prairie]

I don't hate ai I hate how people use ai

[peak sentinel]

it does take time, 5 seconds to be precise

[thin prairie]

And how ai is pushed as the new standard

[indigo hull]

to produce an image that will ignore like half of it

[brisk pasture]

He's looking at this chat btw

[coral token]

hey asshat

[thin prairie]

Tell him he's a fucking LOSERRRRR

[indigo hull]

call him a poopyhead

[silk nova]

3 seconds. Ai users type faster cause they know they're wrong lmao

[hollow pollen]

[silk nova]

Bloody moronic ai users

[peak sentinel]

Yeah true, less time to account for the lack of thought behind their eyes

[brisk pasture]

Hate. Let me tell you about hate

[thin prairie]

One of the few good ais
Am my hero ❤️

[peak sentinel]

The only AI I will accept is TARS from Interstellar

[indigo hull]

I Have a Mouth but I Don't Need to Scream

[brisk pasture]

Don't forget the girl from halo and Jarvis

[loud tulip]

@silk nova yo uhh
i sent the song on the music channel if you wanna listen to it

[thin prairie]

Yes yes
Also caine

[silk nova]

We need somethin to hate, that's just human nature. It seems Ai users are those people

[brisk pasture]

THE MACHINE FROM TITANFALL 2

[thin prairie]

V1

[peak sentinel]

TITANFALL 2 MENTIONED

[gritty temple]

I love artists

[silk nova]

I'll listen to it

[dreamy knoll]

Ur safe for now

[brisk pasture]

YEAH

[indigo hull]

Glados from Portal

[thin prairie]

Benjamin

[silk nova]

Ion

[brisk pasture]

The man from detroit

[silk nova]

Every fictional Ai are good

[loud tulip]

love you too (idk who you are)

[indigo hull]

Henry Ford?

[gritty temple]

[brisk shard]

eminem

[indigo hull]

I KNEW HE WAS A DAMN ROBOT

[peak sentinel]

k-2so from Rogue One

[dreamy knoll]

No the 28 stab wounds guy

[brisk shard]

the man from Detroit

[loud tulip]

M&M's

[thin prairie]

Detroit become human

[brisk shard]

awfully hot coffeee pot

[indigo hull]

The man don't give a fuck

[brisk pasture]

Wouldn't Donald from invincible be technically an ai

[peak sentinel]

Connor?

[loud tulip]

yeah hes a clanker with human skin so yeah

[brisk pasture]

Yea from the game

[brisk pasture]

Yet he's a good person

[peak sentinel]

cyborg I think

[indigo hull]

Krab-Borg

[brisk pasture]

Faust from limbus is also an ai

[loud tulip]

he one of the good clankas

[thin prairie]

Idk who that is

The voice from satisfactory

[silk nova]

I might lowkey get sick. Not cause Ai, but I think I've got a cake induced stomach bug

[thin prairie]

WALL-E

[brisk pasture]

Now that I think about it, ai in games are good yet ai irl SUCKS

[peak sentinel]

TARS and CASE from Interstellar

[loud tulip]

I love ai when its used for funny shit like mario and Luigi going to burger kink for example

[silk nova]

Hell, my clips as a battle droid in Battlefront 2

[peak sentinel]

burger WHAT

[silk nova]

eh? WTF?

[brisk pasture]

Remember: PICK UP THE PENCIL

[indigo hull]

Shadow Harvey

[brisk pasture]

The fuck

[indigo hull]

New host of Family Feud

[thin prairie]

Ai pathing

[indigo hull]

Would y’all hang out with a Vortigaunt from Half Life?

[peak sentinel]

idk what that is

[indigo hull]

[silk nova]

If I could meet any fictional character, I'd go with Jager from Rainbow

[reef zealot]

Awawa

[karmic dagger]

I’d meet Imperius from diablo

[reef zealot]

[loud tulip]

why are all of you shocked

[tight whale]

The little opening jingle for Futurama is so catchyyyy

[tight whale]

I love no ai and all human made stuff

[bleak warren]

surely you meant burger king, right?

[loud tulip]

the joke is that the meme itself literally refers it as burger kink

[bleak warren]

ok well don't use that word here

[loud tulip]

mb

[compact sky]

my name is retep and i am evil

[indigo hull]

retep be like: "I cared for the Godfather."

[brisk pasture]

Alr I gave the ai kid the concrete shoes

[indigo hull]

in the classic organized crime style

[bleak warren]

swimmin with the fishes eh

in the east river

[karmic dagger]

I prefer my slop made by man🗿

[brisk pasture]

Some kid kept saying to me"ai art is real art and it's better" in class rn

[indigo hull]

in the New Jersey Pine Barrens

[brisk pasture]

I live around there lmao

[bleak warren]

so he's stupid

[brisk pasture]

Thanks for the idea

[tight whale]

CORRECT

[indigo hull]

say hi to Tony Soprano for me

[brisk pasture]

I legit showed him my sketchbook and he claims "why didn't you give up"

[bleak warren]

i would say something about him giving up on something but that would be unprofessional of me

[indigo hull]

there's nothing professional in AI art except for who can come up with the most absurd defense for it

[brisk pasture]

He's literally showing me a pic of ai Jesus as a shrimp claiming its "creative"

[bleak warren]

this gotta be ragebait

[brisk pasture]

Bro how tf is that creative

[tight whale]

The one who made that joke?

[brisk pasture]

And yet Im falling for it

[indigo hull]

i would rather my Shrimp Jesus be made by a person

[brisk pasture]

Istg I will record ts

And show it

[karmic dagger]

It was fun when it was still some experimental slop

[tight whale]

Ai is trashyyyyy

[indigo hull]

fr

75% of the time what you got didn't look recognizable

[brisk pasture]

Check dm

[karmic dagger]

I got a mildly convincing blacksmith shed once lol

[brisk pasture]

(I'm in class rn this was taken like 30 seconds ago)

[tight whale]

Ai isn't creative it's just.. Thievery

And bad slop

[karmic dagger]

People using it gotta be on average 60 years old, ngl

[indigo hull]

somewhere on my phone is an abomination of a Mario/Darth Vader mix from like 2023

[gritty temple]

Shave him bald

And make a tiny coat for squirrels with his hair

[tight whale]

Or 12

[indigo hull]

nowhere in my prompt did i specify leprosy but it gave him leprosy

[karmic dagger]

That one SMG4 video of Mario reacting to AI memes😭😭😭

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[brisk pasture]

Send him to 2 years in dangestan

[gritty temple]

This is the only acceptable use of this phrase

[languid grove]

Hallo everynyan

[gritty temple]

HALLO

[indigo hull]

there's a place in the Caucasus called Dagestan lmao

[karmic dagger]

“Astartes Tech Priest becomes broken by the Warp and now identifies as a smoke alarm”

[languid grove]

HALLO HALLO HALLO !!

[brisk pasture]

Rika. How do I hide a body

More specifically an ai glazer body

[narrow atlas]

Someone can’t understand the machine gods sacred tongue

[loud tulip]

eat it
from toe to head

[karmic dagger]

My bad, I’ll study up 📚

[bleak warren]

i'm telling you, he's ragebaiting you, you gotta just let this go

[brisk pasture]

Not when he keeps showing me pictures even tho I'm telling him to stop

[bleak warren]

yeah because you keep responding, stop is a response

just straight up ignore him

[brisk pasture]

Alr

[narrow atlas]

Also me broken by the warp??? I’ll smoke the ashes of a rubric marine out of a hookah

[brisk pasture]

Ty

[lusty gorge]

Smudger

[bleak warren]

hi

[lusty gorge]

Hru

[bleak warren]

about a 6/10

[lusty gorge]

Yikes

[bleak warren]

that's not a yikes is it?

[lusty gorge]

Uhhhh

It's like a
Negative yikes

A yikes that means yippee

[bleak warren]

on a scale of 0 is "i died" and 10 is "best day of my life"

i'm a 6 rn

[lusty gorge]

So yeah

A negative yikes
So a positive yippee

[narrow atlas]

Anything cool happening soon?

[languid grove]

That’s a pretty okay day so far

Whatcha been up to

[gritty temple]

That’s fair weeeeeeeee

Putting stickers on your horns

[bleak warren]

had to do a little yard work, my arms are tired

THATS RIGHT CHAT

THE DISCORD MOD TOUCHES GRASS

[languid grove]

Oh my gah
Smudge working the yard

[bleak warren]

[gritty temple]

AAAAAAAAAA

[lusty gorge]

Uhhhh
Deltarune tomorrow

[gritty temple]

This reminds me when Fiche made me go outside

[languid grove]

HUH

[bleak warren]

they better be either cool or funny stickers

[gritty temple]

One time I was bed rotting and she told me to go outside and bring her a cool rock so I did

[languid grove]

Those shiny gold stars kids are given when they do a task

[bleak warren]

i must have done a lot of tasks

[gritty temple]

They’re gonna be tiny versions of you

[bleak warren]

i don't have a sticker of me

[languid grove]

This lasagna is good

[bleak warren]

nvm that's a lie

[gritty temple]

WEEEE

[indigo hull]

It’s evil lasagna

[bleak warren]

i don't have a IRL sticker of me

[languid grove]

It’s in my tummy now

[indigo hull]

it will turn you evil

[gritty temple]

I have 2 discord stickers of my sona but I haven’t quite yet gotten sticker perms

I’m almost there raaaaaaaahh

Lemme check

Almost

[bleak warren]

if i sent every sticker i have of me i would be spamming

[languid grove]

What are we going to do? Tell a mod?

[gritty temple]

The evil spam dragon

[bleak warren]

yes, thales will be very angy at me

[indigo hull]

thales has sent links here before lmao

or it might've been one of the admins i really dont remember

[languid grove]

This is true

[kind skiff]

warframe devstream tomorrow. according to reb its gonna be an exciting one

[bleak warren]

admins can send whatver they want

[karmic dagger]

Is Thales a good mod or a powertripper (I’m new)

[languid grove]

Oh my god there’s religious mlm in this series I’m watching

[indigo hull]

he's Thales

[kind skiff]

both i think

[bleak warren]

thales is very good at his job, he acts mean and bossy sometimes but it's not serious

[languid grove]

THIS MAN HAS IT ON WITH THE WIFE AND HER HUSBAND

[bleak warren]

i'm not as sharp or as fast as him and i mostly just either chat like a normal person or get slightly annoyed

[karmic dagger]

What’s it like to be a mod

[bleak warren]

not fun but also not difficult

the bots here help a lot with basic stuff

[languid grove]

Gurl
You’re extremely mature and guide people very well, you have very level headed views too
It’s okay to get annoyed because it’s seriously dumb to not expect mods to get annoyed occasionally

[bleak warren]

i have flown off the handle before, you've seen it

[gritty temple]

He so evil and mean

[languid grove]

I have but that wasn’t ‘flying off the handle’

You reacted like a normal person would to a very personal attack on your character, you underreacted honestly

[bleak warren]

i mean

i try not to let that shit get to me

it is just words on a screen at the end of the day

[loud tulip]

what happened here

[bleak warren]

nothing bad

[languid grove]

And you do a great job of that everyday, don’t beat yourself up for slipping up because you even handled the slip up very gracefully

[karmic dagger]

I heard ur super evil and mean:(

[languid grove]

Also stop comparing yourself to Thales, you’re Smudge

And we love smudge

[bleak warren]

someone asked me what thales was like!

[coral token]

💀

[bleak warren]

i didn't do it on purpose!

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

THALES DON’T GET US

[loud tulip]

thales please let my family go please

[coral token]

yes i am mean i will get you.

[languid grove]

Shaking ma head…

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[bleak warren]

i know the silly happy thales, i like that thales

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

on this day in 1014 The Battle of Clontarf was fought in Ireland

[karmic dagger]

[indigo hull]

two years later Edmund Ironside became King of England

[coral token]

super mean thales smh

[languid grove]

Misogynistic mean Thales

[bleak warren]

everyone in this chat acing history thanks to glagg

[narrow atlas]

I wish they taught Irish history in school

[indigo hull]

Charles II was crowned in 1661

[indigo hull]

indeed

[karmic dagger]

I should have flunked history

[coral token]

silence tiny woman

[languid grove]

I got a like grade 5 in my history GCSE

[indigo hull]

im not familiar with Medieval Ireland

[languid grove]

The best is a grade 9

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

mostly the period between the English Civil War to The Troubles

[narrow atlas]

I did good in my history classes mostly in part due to everyone else being so dog shit at presentations that it made mine look amazing

[bleak warren]

math was one of my best subjects until they started adding letters and then it became my worst

[indigo hull]

it be like that fr

[gritty temple]

I don’t play about presentations mine HAVE to look pretty

[bleak warren]

my best subject has always been english

[zinc frigate]

Yall had subjects you were good at?

[narrow atlas]

Mine are incredibly bare bones

[languid grove]

Me too tbh

[karmic dagger]

Geometry proofs

[indigo hull]

History and English were my best subjects

followed by the sciences

[gritty temple]

I sucked so bad at geometry because our teacher was terrible at it, she was a substitute who want even a geometry teacher.

Despite me being so bad at it I somehow passed the SOL and didn’t have to retake it like others

[narrow atlas]

I was taught that I should just have like 5 words max per bullet point, and they should just help point me in the right direction to talk

[indigo hull]

you also had to do SOL tests?

[languid grove]

I barely passed maths

[indigo hull]

thank god im not the only one

[narrow atlas]

Also to try to look at the board as little as possible

[gritty temple]

Doesn’t everyone

[languid grove]

Not being able to see images in my head makes me horrible at maths

[indigo hull]

i thought it was just a Virginia thing for the longest time

[gritty temple]

I mean shit maybe I’m in Virginia too idgdjdhdh

[indigo hull]

hell you have to do them from like 3rd Grade to 11th Grade

[bleak warren]

i just rotated an Ultra Ball in mine

[narrow atlas]

What are SOL tests?

[gritty temple]

Guh

[karmic dagger]

Tell me why I have to prove a triangle is a triangle, I someone’s dumb enough to not get that, there’s no way they can understand it’s proof 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[indigo hull]

final exams basically

[languid grove]

No need to flex on me what da FACK

[narrow atlas]

Biology, and science are where I excel

[indigo hull]

at least where I was schooled

[bleak warren]

sorry lmao

[languid grove]

I can’t see shit in mine

[bleak warren]

i very smart and also very dum at the same time

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

i have the sheldon cooper tisms

[gritty temple]

Real, it’s very vague but it’s like

It’s there but it isn’t .,,.

[languid grove]

I can be very smart at subjects I actually enjoy

[indigo hull]

literally me

[narrow atlas]

My imagination is pretty vivid. Especially when it comes to imagining sounds

[languid grove]

I’m so jealous

[gritty temple]

I am usually stupid 99% of the time but sometimes I randomly become smart and then back to normal again

[indigo hull]

oh shit its also Shakespeare's birthday today

[narrow atlas]

Only downside is it gets to a point where it’s kinda like auditory hallucinations

[indigo hull]

or at least his presumed birthday

its also the day he died on

[narrow atlas]

Like if I’m focused on something I sometimes might hear someone call my name faintly even tho no one did

[kind skiff]

im cursed with the opposite. im good at the things i hate doing, like math and writing, but i suck ass at the things i like

[indigo hull]

i had that a lot when i was younger

[karmic dagger]

Bro I STILL can’t find the latest ylyl on YT

[indigo hull]

still get them from time to time

[karmic dagger]

can a mod link it

[narrow atlas]

It might just be because of my distaste for poetry classes, but I can’t stand Shakespeare

[languid grove]

I wouldn’t say that’s a curse, those things are still very useful even if you don’t really enjoy them

[indigo hull]

i had to read a Midsummer Night's Dream and Romeo and Juliet

[narrow atlas]

If you’re forcing me to read poetry everyday for a few months just let me stick to like Edger Allen Poe, or something

[indigo hull]

they were okay

I would've much preferred Julius Caesar and Macbeth

[bleak warren]

it's in #announcements

[narrow atlas]

I think I also technically did, but I slept through those lessons

[languid grove]

I liked Macbeth

I had it for my gcse

[indigo hull]

i like Scottish history

[narrow atlas]

I much more prefer story writing to poetry

[karmic dagger]

TY TY TY😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[narrow atlas]

They do go hand in hand, but creative writing, and story writing is much more enjoyable

[languid grove]

I prefer writing poetry tbh

Story writing just feels like you have to describe too much

[bleak warren]

i used to write poetry, i was better at abstract descriptions of things than accurate ones

and never had the spoons to write longform

every essay was a struggle when i had to do those

[unreal kiln]

You write with pens usually not spoons

[ruby zealot]

i tried to write a book

[indigo hull]

im writing several things

[ruby zealot]

didnt do anything about it

[indigo hull]

i leap back and forth from different things

[languid grove]

A spoon pen would be cool

[indigo hull]

and still i never get stuff done it seems

[unreal kiln]

Butterfly pen!!!!

[languid grove]

Have you seen rings made out of vintage spoons?

[gritty temple]

I’m better at writing poetry in my head at completely random times

[bleak warren]

womp womp

[gritty temple]

Otherwise I just write fanfics. I made a cool one once for my TFP OC, it was supposed to be his logs as his story progressed

[fickle gazelle]

Damn place won't let me overshare about tanks

[gritty temple]

Overshare in smaller bits

[bleak warren]

gotta break the big messages up into smaller ones

[unreal kiln]

Illegal buddy

If you talk about tanks too much Jimmy here himself will knock on your door

[languid grove]

So true

[fickle gazelle]

Did you know? The Leopard C2A1 MEXAS is a Canadian heavy modification of the Leopard 1A3, which is the fourth variant of the Leopard 1 main battle tank family. In the late 1970s, Canada purchased 127 units of the Leopard 1A3 variant. In order to lengthen their service lives, around 114 units of Leopard C1 were upgraded to the Leopard C2 standard in 2000.

[languid grove]

I need to keep a small purse diary for all those random thoughts

[indigo hull]

tanks peaked in World War 1

[bleak warren]

well you almost had it

[gritty temple]

That’s not a smaller bit silly goose

[indigo hull]

change my mind

[unreal kiln]

Deleted buddy

Jimmy is here

An interesting thing to think about

[gritty temple]

Help

[unreal kiln]

Is that we don't even know who Jimmy is

[gritty temple]

You have been silenced

[narrow atlas]

That’s the fun of it for me

[bleak warren]

bot didn't do that one and neither did i

[twin holly]

#photos-and-videos I did it, my little frog people are on the moon

[unreal kiln]

Who is Jimmy and why is he here

[twin holly]

[narrow atlas]

I love world building. Nothings better than a fun setting to sink your teeth into

[unreal kiln]

A person named Jimmy is not even involved with jimmyhere

[narrow atlas]

Tho ig that makes sense in your case tho since the whole can’t make images in your mind

[indigo hull]

being realistic with alternate history may just be the end of me

[languid grove]

I didn’t think of it like that tbh

[indigo hull]

hours of debate on the simple question of "would this logically happen?"

[brisk shard]

TylerPosition or smth

[indigo hull]

basically watching domino effects that never happened

[narrow atlas]

People who are stingy about that annoy me

There’s these people who shit on trench crusade because when they released their first rendition of the map they threw bitch fits about the banners they used not being “historically accurate”

[languid grove]

I like world building in Minecraft though

[brisk shard]

minecraft cool

[indigo hull]

its always fun building cities

and then making lore about it

[brisk shard]

i wish i had people to engage in a story with though in it, as im not typically the builder guy

i just get strong and thats it

[narrow atlas]

Like you can suspend your disbelief that the Catholic Church made multiple clones of Jesus Christ to harvest their blood to make super soldiers to fight to the forces of hell, but a banner on a map is what broke the camels back???

[indigo hull]

yeah you have to put accuracy aside for something like Trench Crusade

its like shitting on 40k for not being historically accurate

[gritty temple]

NOOOONONONONONO IT’S NOT ACCURATE NOOOOOO

[narrow atlas]

I KNOW. It’s a solid 1000 years of altered history not even rooted in our reality

[gritty temple]

I should stream Psychopomp in here when I’m not dying

[indigo hull]

sure

[narrow atlas]

Minecraft ain’t my cup of tea. Just dosent feel rewarding to my brain

[indigo hull]

i play creative way more than survival

[narrow atlas]

Modded Minecraft like that one big ass mod pack that adds dragons, and stuff seems fun, but vanilla is a drag

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPP

[indigo hull]

my favorite modpack is Conquest Reforged

[indigo hull]

the one aiming about improving building

[languid grove]

I like building in creative but survival is also fun

[narrow atlas]

I’d probably like Minecraft more if exploring was more fun

[indigo hull]

I'm on yet another city project

[languid grove]

Now I wanna go play Minecraft GRRR

[indigo hull]

something innate about watching what is essentially the creation and growth of civilization

[unreal kiln]

I spent a week in illinoiiiiis

So true

We've all done this

[indigo hull]

right now my current city has like six houses and a factory

[narrow atlas]

Ew I think I have to go to a ceremony, or something next week

[silk nova]

Why is she like this?

[unreal kiln]

Will eats cheeseburgers

Put that on pitchfork

[silk nova]

It's genuinely creeping me out sometimes... love her to pieces tho

[unreal kiln]

Hey tmz

Will Toledo eats cheeseburgers

[bleak warren]

yes, i think Toledo will eats cheeseburgers

ohio seems like a burger place

[silk nova]

Ohio just seems like a burger

[unreal kiln]

None of you know ball

[bleak warren]

i know who will toledo is, i was just doing a dumb joke

[indigo hull]

i just know its both a city in Spain and in Ohio

[native geyser]

has jimmy ever typed in this chat before?

[indigo hull]

pins

[bleak warren]

i listened to the original version of twin fantasy when it came out, i know who will toledo is

[unreal kiln]

No because a person named Jimmy does not exist

Holy mackerel

[lilac kelp]

Since yesterday I’ve had chills, a funny feeling in my stomach and feeling a little lightheaded.
What I’m wondering is what’s wrong with me

[gritty temple]

Fever

Go doctor

[unreal kiln]

Knowing about csh in 2011 is like buying Bitcoin in 2009

[native geyser]

bro is using Heavy vocab ToT

[gritty temple]

[coral token]

Ohio looks like a state

[coral token]

Yes

[native geyser]

cool

[native geyser]

i lowk hope he does again he's my favorite human being ToT

[coral token]

He does once every 9 or 10 months

Also,yikes.

[pallid socket]

Turns out my glute on my left side was so tight that I couldn’t move parts of my leg and that’s why I was in pain

To a point that my lower back was trying to compensate for my lack of movement from my leg

[native geyser]

i think its a continent

[pallid socket]

But yay the physical therapist taught me some stretches and now my knee doesn’t hurt when I walk

[languid grove]

YAYY

[indigo hull]

bold of you to assume it ever existed

[past wren]

Hi glaggle

[past wren]

Hi rika

[pallid socket]

It hurt when I used stairs since my muscles were literally pulling my kneecap but the muscles on the inner region weren’t activating to counter it so it was just this constant tearing feeling

[dusty badger]

ITS BEEN SO LONG YOU'RE A MOD AGAIN? : D

[silk nova]

sigh I might finally have peace

[languid grove]

Hallo

[bleak warren]

have been for a bit now, yeah

[pallid socket]

Biggest win is no subluxations, all my joints are connected, though my hips were tilted a little wrong

Which makes sense because the muscle wasn’t there to pull it in right

[dusty badger]

Yay!

[languid grove]

[vague hollow]

hi chat

[silk nova]

Been a blast, I'm gonna go marry my Eagle pilot now

[silk nova]

Hello and welcome

[unreal kiln]

Dog has the fearsome four in his bio

[vague hollow]

trying to get to 10 🥲

[vague hollow]

old man morris hru 🥹

[silk nova]

Doing well, recently found love in this cold world. I think I'll make it

[gritty temple]

Ethel Cain is peak ;(

[vague hollow]

heck yeah vrochacho 🥹 ✌️

[silk nova]

Gotta go, talk to y'all later

[vague hollow]

whenever someone tells me i look like someone else it goes in my bio

[gritty temple]

Looking like Ethel Cain is a goated compliment

[unreal kiln]

Who told you you look like axl rose

[vague hollow]

so is moist and jesus 🥹

[unreal kiln]

They were lying their ass off

[vague hollow]

idk i thought it was kinda stupid tho bc he has shoulder length hair

[bleak warren]

if i did that i'd have to put down.... harry potter, john lennon, mclovin, and shaggy

[indigo hull]

Yeah no I see more resemblance to Johnny Ramone

[bleak warren]

[unreal kiln]

Ehh I looked at like an old pic of him

And I kinda see it not really though

[unreal kiln]

Extremely fearsome four

[vague hollow]

ik im abt to take it out 😭

[bleak warren]

i'm a lanky long haired nerd with bad posture

[vague hollow]

twin?

[unreal kiln]

John Lennon is the only one that's throwing me for a loop

[vague hollow]

whats he look like?

[bleak warren]

i used to have round glasses

that explains harry and john a bit better

[unreal kiln]

I see

[languid grove]

[unreal kiln]

Cuz John Lennon might be the most British person ever behind gymskin

[storm whale]

[bleak warren]

now my lenses are more like roundish rectangles

[vague hollow]

i used to wear glasses js for like apperances they were 0.0 💔

[indigo hull]

So ovals?

[languid grove]

Glasses are very cute

[bleak warren]

more rectangular than ovals

[indigo hull]

Ik I was making a pun

[bleak warren]

PIM

i love pim

[languid grove]

PIM

[indigo hull]

Ovals are just the rectangles of circles

[bleak warren]

what a wholesome little dude

[indigo hull]

Idk I’m more of a Charlie guy

But that’s only because I like Zach Hadel

[unreal kiln]

Mine would be Hayley williams that's it

[lethal sierra]

I've been told I look like MatPat

[bleak warren]

🥞

[unreal kiln]

The only person I've ever been compared to is Hayley Williams

[gritty temple]

Get glasses where one of the lenses is circular and the other is square

[twin sierra]

Never Fade Away is a cool song

[bleak warren]

i am not the main character in a 90's sci fi movie

[twin sierra]

Smudge
How smudge smudging

[gritty temple]

But don’t you wanna Amelia Collier maxx

[unreal kiln]

Yeah get ones with multiple lenses that sense magnetic fields

[bleak warren]

smuding ok i guess. 7/10

[lethal sierra]

When I had longer hair I was compared to shaggy

[languid grove]

Smuding

[bleak warren]

smoog

[unreal kiln]

White dudes with long hair who smoke all look like shaggy at a certain point

[bleak warren]

.....

[upbeat charm]

pan
crate

[bleak warren]

well i'm not a dude anymore

[indigo hull]

why are you so right?

[languid grove]

I like curly hair

[twin sierra]

Well that's good at least

[unreal kiln]

Isn't that a thing in the Scooby Doo live action

[gritty temple]

[unreal kiln]

He has a posse that all look exactly like him

[languid grove]

Tbh all hair types are great

[twin sierra]

I HATE curly hair
When it's on my head

[indigo hull]

i dont remember lmao

[twin sierra]

[unreal kiln]

And he's able to sense their presence through the smell of weed

[upbeat charm]

[unreal kiln]

Istg this is a thing that happens

[indigo hull]

[storm whale]

my hair is hella curly

[unreal kiln]

The only pan sheep I know is on a gyro ayoooo too fuckin easy

[cedar juniper]

Can I show a fight video

[indigo hull]

idk man i like pans

[unreal kiln]

No

[cedar juniper]

Ok

[gritty temple]

No

[indigo hull]

they can cook a lot

[storm whale]

✅

[gritty temple]

[drowsy bridge]

Wart hunder

[unreal kiln]

Wart under where

[peak sentinel]

same, my hair can get super curly and just does whatever the fuck it wants

[storm whale]

that's kinda how it works

I've accepted it at this point

[gritty temple]

I would be cooked without my curls

[twin sierra]

I want
Straight hair
But like I know that I probably would rather have curly hair in the long run

[unreal kiln]

I wish I was a curly hair ginger and not a straight hair ginger

[peak sentinel]

then again, when my hair straightens out, I look awful

[storm whale]

I'm a curly hair ginger, what's the difference between having straight hair

[native geyser]

Curly Hair ginger here.

[storm whale]

you still don't get a soul

[unreal kiln]

Straight hair gingers are cursed

[storm whale]

just have short hair

[unreal kiln]

We are unable to have good hairstyles that look nice

[storm whale]

problem solved

[unreal kiln]

I have to have long hair or else my teachers get pissed that my air pods are in

[storm whale]

ooof

[peak sentinel]

My hair is like dark blonde but that shit used to be pure silver when I was younger

[storm whale]

my hair just got curlier as I got older

[unreal kiln]

Auuu

[peak sentinel]

I looked like a damn Targaryen as a kid

[indigo hull]

maybe thats where you got your love of Game of Thrones from

[peak sentinel]

nah I started watching it like 2 years ago it’s more recent compared to other stuff I’ve been into

[indigo hull]

damn

[lofty sonnet]

Me at the Zoo came out 21 years ago.

[gritty temple]

Get a cute bob

[coral token]

Boo

[gritty temple]

My OC is a straight haired ginger and she has a cute haircut

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[coral token]

Chatty are we

[drowsy bridge]

Reminder that you can always go bald

Or get a buzz cut

[zinc frigate]

I’d rather die

[proper shale]

Weirdly enough my hair is straight when short but has another texture that I can't explain when long

[coral token]

I'm having a fantastic brunch

[zinc frigate]

Mine is a halfway between wavy and curly

[proper shale]

it's extremely dense like I have much more hair than someone with the same length (when long)

tangled, dense, coarse and straight type deal

[ashen dagger]

Wait lowkey is that a good hairstyle

[indigo hull]

The first YouTube video is now old enough to drink alcohol legally

[left sierra]

Anywhere*

[rancid goblet]

My hair is just long

Just long

[wide pumice]

BOO

[rancid goblet]

AAAAAA

Shit you scared me

[wide pumice]

BOOMBA

[wide pumice]

does @bye 👋 (SOAD edition) exist?

[rancid goblet]

No

[wide pumice]

oh

i thought it was ur brother or sum

[rancid goblet]

Im lonely

[wide pumice]

i call dips

or however u say that

[rancid goblet]

No idea what you even mean

[wide pumice]

unc

[rancid goblet]

Im no native speaker

[wide pumice]

me neither

i am a native dutch speaker

[rancid goblet]

Im a native german soeaker

🔈

[wide pumice]

no refined englishman or obese amarican

uhm bonjour i guess or sum

uh no it is gutentag :P

see i can german

[rancid goblet]

Yeah but we just say "Was geht diggah"

[wide pumice]

"hoi", typical dutch greeting

[rancid goblet]

Hej

I know a bit Danish

[wide pumice]

bomoclat

w8 is other languages allowed here even?

[rancid goblet]

None

[rain bane]

some mf called agent 7 been in the vc for 7 hours listening to chill zone

[wide pumice]

cuz if it is ima start yappin in dutch

[rancid goblet]

Just english

[wide pumice]

-_-

[rain bane]

Son😭

[rancid goblet]

Thats dedication

[wide pumice]

ayy ill join him

[rain bane]

ikr

[wide pumice]

alr alr

[zinc frigate]

Mines a mess tho lmao

[rancid goblet]

I havent cut my hair in 4 years

[zinc frigate]

I’m late because dentist sorry lol

[wide pumice]

i just have stupid long hair

[rancid goblet]

🤝

[wide pumice]

abt to past my shoulders

[ashen dagger]

Ok but i love messy hair

[rain bane]

used to have that

[rancid goblet]

Me too

[ashen dagger]

I WISH i had messy hair

[rancid goblet]

To like chest lvl

[rain bane]

bro i used to have like a mullet

[indigo hull]

mines a wreck lmao

[wide pumice]

just go bald

[rain bane]

i stopped cutting it for a while then it just turned into a ball

[wide pumice]

that fixes it

[rain bane]

so now i just have it like medium-short

[upbeat charm]

aut

[wide pumice]

hair lowkey overrated

[indigo hull]

false

[wide pumice]

bro u got clothes

[rancid goblet]

Theres a 50/50 chance on how I look. A metalhead or a trans female

[wide pumice]

hmm i think the trans female

[rain bane]

ig bro

[wide pumice]

well nevermind i think the metalhed just bc of ur pfp

[upbeat charm]

messy hair is impossible clover hates it

[wide pumice]

just go bald :P

[rancid goblet]

🧱

[ornate kernel]

Finally beat the l4d2 campaign on advanced :D

[ashen dagger]

💔

[ornate kernel]

What did I miss

[wide pumice]

nothing much

a conv abt hair

[rancid goblet]

Wanna see my 6h 30mins metal playlist? :D

[wide pumice]

umm

[upbeat charm]

IT WON’T LET CLOVER STYLE ITTTT

[wide pumice]

use chemicals to calm it down

[rancid goblet]

I heard hydrochloric acid helps

[wide pumice]

fidgre

[olive void]

root beer

[rancid goblet]

Roo ber

[wide pumice]

normal beer

[gritty oxide]

sorry ima dumbass who didnt have 2fa enabled
anyone who go a message from me ignore it

[rancid goblet]

German beer

[wide pumice]

what brand?

[rancid goblet]

Berliner Kindl

[wide pumice]

oh idk that one

[rancid goblet]

I live in Berlin

Peak experience

[wide pumice]

u like heineken?🤢

[rancid goblet]

Whats that lwk?

[undone cypress]

meow

[zinc frigate]

It’s not a mess in a good way lol it just looks bad

[rancid goblet]

Im a bit slow in da head

[wide pumice]

its pure bitterness as a drink

[zinc frigate]

Clo

[rancid goblet]

I dont drink alcohol

[wide pumice]

do not try it

[rancid goblet]

I wont drink shit

[ashen dagger]

Could be worse
My hairs normal style is that of Shaggy Rodgers so. Youre doing better than me

[wide pumice]

well theres also 0.0%

[zinc frigate]

I keep thinking the dentist will come back any moment. It’s been like 15 minutes

[rancid goblet]

I drank a 0.0% Radler once. Tastes like expired lemonade

[indigo hull]

whats wrong with the shaggy cut?

[zinc frigate]

I think they forgot I’m here

[wide pumice]

oh radler lemon is good

[upbeat charm]

hru…

[wide pumice]

was it expired?

[zinc frigate]

Idk I feel like mine looks bad. I gotta get it cut and find a good style

[ashen dagger]

I look like 4-5 years younger than how old I actually am at a constant bases

[indigo hull]

oh damn

[zinc frigate]

I’m fine I guess. At the dentist office I think they forgot I’m still here

[rancid goblet]

Bro Im I turned legally to drink last year. I can drink with my parents concent and presence

[zinc frigate]

Hbu?

[ashen dagger]

So paired with the Shag and i look awkward before i even speak

[tender meteor]

I look 2-5 years older than I actually am

[rancid goblet]

No

[ashen dagger]

Im sure youll find a good one soon
If you ask me, id say your character has a lovely style

[karmic dagger]

how do you get the artist role

[rancid goblet]

I gotta wait a year and 3 months then I can purchase alcohol up to 20%

[zinc frigate]

I love how my characters hair is styled, i wish mine could look like that

[wide pumice]

damn

[zinc frigate]

I wish I could just be her already like damn

[wide pumice]

thats how it goes there?

[ashen dagger]

Dw oomf ill invent the machine to help

[zinc frigate]

You need image perms first.

[wide pumice]

here we turn 18 and can just buy whatever i believe

[rancid goblet]

Yeah you can buy shit up to 20% with 16

And drink with parents presence at 14

[wide pumice]

jebus

[rancid goblet]

SAUFEN!!!

[wide pumice]

i gotta move to germany lol

[rancid goblet]

lol

Dont

[wide pumice]

no?

[tender meteor]

I COULD'VE HAD MORE THAN JUST ONE SHOT OF CHAMPAGNE THESE PAST TWO YEARS??!?

[rancid goblet]

Friedrich Merz gonna kill us all

[wide pumice]

i hope not

[rancid goblet]

In germany

[wide pumice]

welp gn yall

[zinc frigate]

I’ve been like rather gender envious recently, think it’s my dysphoria talking a lot. I gotta go on hrt already I swear

[tender meteor]

Oh

[wide pumice]

i needa sleep ;-;

[karmic dagger]

How long does it take to get that

[zinc frigate]

Read #roles

[rancid goblet]

Hes only a year in power and is already the most disliked chancellor... well except that other guy

[wide pumice]

damn

[rancid goblet]

You know what other guy I mean right?

[wide pumice]

just like geertje was

ooh yeah

ye i gotcha

[rancid goblet]

Mhm

[wide pumice]

i think

[karmic dagger]

Oh mb I missed that section

[tender meteor]

Yeh, learned about Picasso Jr. in history as a freshman

[wide pumice]

gbye :P

[rancid goblet]

Good night and sleep well :>

[rancid goblet]

Nice

I did that in elementary

Like no joke

[tender meteor]

Don't let the bedbugs crawl in your veins for too terribly long

[crimson merlin]

😅

[tender meteor]

OMFG WHERE'D YA GO??

[crimson merlin]

Auto chill

[rancid goblet]

Huh?

[crimson merlin]

Ayo chill stupid auto correct

[tender meteor]

Like in elementary

[karmic dagger]

Petition to replace USD with Dingus Dollars would be fire

[tender meteor]

Not really, just wondering aloud tbh

[rancid goblet]

Wait that sounds a bit wronf

I meant leak where I live

[tender meteor]

casual regret

[rancid goblet]

Why?

[old robin]

Crocodile

[crimson merlin]

?

[rancid goblet]

?

Anyway Ill go sleep

[crimson merlin]

In case y’all didn’t realize I’m new to this server

[rancid goblet]

Goodnight yall

[tender meteor]

Good night

[kind skiff]

alligator

[tender meteor]

backmushrooms

[crimson merlin]

[upbeat charm]

at the eye doctors, waiting for clover’s appointment

[old robin]

Chameleon

[silk nova]

🫵

[kind skiff]

anoles

[silk nova]

I know you

[karmic dagger]

I’m so excited for tonight’s Caseoh stream:DDDDDD

[old robin]

Blue Teto

[celest inlet]

WHAT UP PEEPS

Its yo Boi Cassidy, coming to you live, chat

[karmic dagger]

How often does SchlimmyHere stream

[old robin]

Shimmy shimmy yay

[brisk shard]

i feel like i remember you, but i must of forgotten over these years

[coral token]

every 67 weeks.

(he is about to go live.)

[brisk shard]

haha 67

[old robin]

I am aware that your soul is now divine

[coral token]

😶

[crystal void]

YO HE"S LIVE?!

[indigo hull]

no he's dead

[gritty temple]

JIMMYYYY you can’t just start streaming when I’m in my FEEEELS

[urban valve]

I don’t believe Jimmy is live

[coral token]

lol

[gritty temple]

It feels random for some reason but I’m okay with it

[urban valve]

For me it’s the timing that feels off which makes sense

But I believe it’s going to be the intro screen for 2 hours and Jimmy forgets to take it off

[gritty temple]

Oughhhhh ewwww why is Twitch always so gross to Jimmy :(( stawp

[urban valve]

Shoot that would’ve been a good April fools

[ashen dagger]

⁉️

[urban valve]

interesting call going on

🤔

[atomic ruin]

alright how we doing chatters

[lusty gorge]

Skvjdfjdfshhfjhbhhfjvjdbbidbdvishf

Hi chat

[ornate kernel]

Swamp fever

[storm whale]

[lusty gorge]

Homple Gronkter Fringleass

[lusty gorge]

And now autumn is here

[storm whale]

JustAGass

[urban valve]

gassy

[zinc frigate]

Nuh uh

[lusty gorge]

I am just a gas

If I was a gas what gas would I be

[storm whale]

gas companies love this guy

[storm whale]

hydrogen

[lusty gorge]

Gas stations specifically
And it's mainly cuz of the gas station slushies

[urban valve]

if cars can live off gas why cant humans

[strong sequoia]

People's can I dm someone a design for one of my pokemon? I don't have pic perms.. so I need it forwarded to here.

[urban valve]

like we made cars so we should be able to 😭 ✌️

[storm whale]

can't go wrong there

[lusty gorge]

Cotton candy slushies hit differently

[storm whale]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

[strong sequoia]

Pls..? Someone

[storm whale]

[urban valve]

sure

[zinc frigate]

No
That’s me

[strong sequoia]

Alr. I just need you to foward the 3 of them.

[urban valve]

will do

[storm whale]

oh, my mistake

[strong sequoia]

[storm whale]

argon

because you argon

[lusty gorge]

I think the most chill moment I had was very specific
Gas station hot chocolate, middle of winter 2017, at night, in a car, listening to post Malone.

[storm whale]

that sounds so fire

pure vibes

[lusty gorge]

7 year old me was a vibe

[urban valve]

proof

[strong sequoia]

Alr. If anyone wants to see my design for my fanmade pokemon, Monarcveign; the design is in #art

[lusty gorge]

No cares, just PlayStation 3

I think that's what opened my eyes to gaming

[storm whale]

my older brother was always playing games and i just joined in