general

[quiet basalt]

Unless you are already Japanese

And/or married to someone Japanese

[coral token]

Itadakimadu

[arctic fox]

yeah and white is a shade of everything, get a better pink. Good bye for now everyone!

[ancient valve]

[quiet basalt]

I think they’re making it a ten year residency requirement

Which is insane

[fathom drum]

Yeah it’s really cool. I would want to run a bar if I could live in Japan. They have cool bars

[quiet basalt]

And the obvious issue of Japan not lookin foreigners which kinda sucks

[ancient valve]

Yo Japanese bars

[quiet basalt]

I dunno though, I just appreciate that the Japanese government is pretty dedicated to not actively making life worse for the general population.

[fathom drum]

also heard Japan has really bad work ethic

[quiet basalt]

That is an issue, yes

But it’s generally industry based, not necessarily a country wide issue

Your standard office worker probably only works five more hours per week at worst, but most creative industries have grueling hours with minimal pay

There have been slow changes to improve that situation though.

[fathom drum]

Yeahhhhh I’ve heard some horror stories about the animation industry in Japan

[quiet basalt]

At the very least, the jokes about “animator being sacrificed to Zeus” is very hyperbolic

Most of these people aren’t worked to the bone, fortunately. It’s just extreme burnout because of absolutely shitty executives, and obviously under appreciation of the craft

[indigo hull]

probably because human sacrifice is largely frowned upon now

[quiet basalt]

It’s a mix of hours, schedules, and unappreciated work.

All three of those things makes it pretty painful to even go to work.

[fathom drum]

I appreciate you being very knowledgeable about this stuff

I’m learning a lot

[quiet basalt]

I should preface this isn’t to forgive any executives

They’re absolutely the problem

[fathom drum]

Oh yes absolutely

[quiet basalt]

It’s just a lot more factors than JUST long hours

[ruby zealot]

incog!

[indigo hull]

Ingsoc

[fathom drum]

Yo Puppet! o/

[fathom drum]

I’m an oven not a sock

[ruby zealot]

i have this frozen pizza can i bake it?

[coral token]

Cognac mmmm

[rancid goblet]

Is pineapple on it?

[ruby zealot]

no

its just cheese

[rancid goblet]

Thank god

[fathom drum]

Depends on what kind of pizza?

[ruby zealot]

cheese pizza

[fathom drum]

Oh ok then it’s fine

[indigo hull]

mmm, deep fry it

[ruby zealot]

also are you a person shaped like a oven or a oven shaped like a person?

or just a oven or a person

[rancid goblet]

Both would be horrifying

[indigo hull]

MeatCanyon technically has a person shaped like an oven

[fathom drum]

I think the plot was that I was transformed into an oven by Thales

[dense yarrow]

INVINCIBLE IS SO FUCKING PEAK RAAAAAAAAGH

[fathom drum]

But it’s been a while so I don’t really remember lol

[ruby zealot]

the second one wouldnt be

[ruby zealot]

John!

[rancid goblet]

I meant those

[dense yarrow]

Puppet

[ruby zealot]

how are you dude?

[dense yarrow]

I'm alright

[ruby zealot]

amazing to hear

[dense yarrow]

Got orientation at a new job for now

My 3 year plan is going somewhat smoothly

[indigo hull]

epic

[ruby zealot]

awesome

[dense yarrow]

Still in the first phase but I'll work it out

[ruby zealot]

hopefully

[rancid goblet]

I wish you luck John

[ruby zealot]

finally episode 22 out of 23 of the first season

[dense yarrow]

1: get a new job for dual income therefore overcoming tax brackets while I wait for my tax file to be registered
2: find a full time job after full tax registration with my RSA (and even my rsg)
3: get my Ps, but a car, move out to Ballarat to start Tafe and focus on hospitality

[ruby zealot]

w plan

[dense yarrow]

Should only take 3 years

I hope

Hellooooo autumn

[ruby zealot]

honestly i wanna start my life new in another country i made some mistakes in the past i can't change

[indigo hull]

Three rights don't make a square

[dense yarrow]

I'll give the ATO a call next month if it hasn't arrived by the 30th

[indigo hull]

it makes a triangle

[ashen dagger]

YOU

[zinc frigate]

[dense yarrow]

Honestly my life goal is to move away with my girlfriend, somewhere north like Greenland. Marry her and have some kids in my little cabin yk

[ashen dagger]

[dense yarrow]

Ive outgrown Australia

Nothing interesting down here

[zinc frigate]

how the heck is you girliepops

[ruby zealot]

i always forget you're aussie

[faint tendon]

Felt lowkey self-conscious cuz I was wearin silver nail polish in the most yeehaw rural city ever but then ANOTHER DUDE at the register has the same color on

[ruby zealot]

oh hi scall

[indigo hull]

Have fun with the severe temperature difference

[faint tendon]

😋

[ashen dagger]

Im so goobious
Gonna take a small trip to the corner store

[dense yarrow]

But being up north, seeing the northern lights every day and just living in the cool

[elfin wing]

oh that's another law broken

[ruby zealot]

wha?

[elfin wing]

america

[ruby zealot]

oh

[dense yarrow]

Entire seasons where the sky glows red with the sun

[elfin wing]

won't go into detail but we sure do love the government

[ruby zealot]

ill say it again thank god i dont live there

[zinc frigate]

Nail polish was made for men to intimidate their foes on the battlefield

[dense yarrow]

I fucking love the cold bro wdym

[indigo hull]

GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

[zinc frigate]

Who gives a shit wear the nail polish and slay

[ruby zealot]

HOLD ON

[zinc frigate]

Have fun silly pretty lady

[dense yarrow]

I'm trying to pay for my girlfriend to leave America

[quiet basalt]

Apparently the Illinois department of energy is furryposting????

[ashen dagger]

You better be having fun too ms beauty maam

[quiet basalt]

Lmao?????

[zinc frigate]

It’s like fucking 80 out rn help me it’s too hot outside

[faint tendon]

Super masculine guy too, he was dressed in Jeans and boots and some patriotic ass shirt covered in car oil or wtv it was

[dense yarrow]

She wants to finish schooling first which I guess isn't so baf

[zinc frigate]

HUH

[elfin wing]

LET ME OUT

[quiet basalt]

I’m just as confused as you are probably

[ruby zealot]

based

[ruby zealot]

IM GETTING YOU AND GLAGGLE OUT OF THERE

[indigo hull]

I’m convinced Illinois isn’t real

[quiet basalt]

It doesn’t say parody account

That’s the weirdest part

[elfin wing]

I'm convinced texas is a psyop

[ruby zealot]

and? they're based asf for that, that i know

[indigo hull]

Where did you see this?

[ruby zealot]

x probs

[quiet basalt]

On Twitter naturally

[ruby zealot]

see?

[indigo hull]

Was it verified?

[quiet basalt]

Yup

[indigo hull]

Damn

[quiet basalt]

Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me since the literal White House Twitter is posting an ARG right now

[indigo hull]

How the hell did he find a way to have beef with an American Pope?

[quiet basalt]

We got the US government vague posting before gta6

[elfin wing]

not an ARG, just idiocy

[indigo hull]

I mean Papal Bull

[coral token]

How many followers does it have

[quiet basalt]

Give me a moment

[elfin wing]

it's so heartening to see people shitting on political accounts

[quiet basalt]

I’ve been told it’s about 20k, which is fitting. I was told it was the department of energy, but it’s apparently related to animal control.

I was slightly lied to, but still. Lmao

[dense yarrow]

Politics is stupid can we just have like, free food, water, education, healthcare, travel and services like damn is it really that hard?!

[coral token]

Yeah Illinois doesn't have a department of energy

Not with that name anyways

[dense yarrow]

Also the number of warehouses in flames has hit the 30's

You guys are doing great btw

[quiet basalt]

Possible? Yes. But the current systems we have in place don’t allow for something like that to just happen.

[coral token]

They have a department of natural resources

[dense yarrow]

Keep it up

[quiet basalt]

You’d need too much prep, so most countries won’t try.

[zinc frigate]

Would he possible but would make John shareholder sad

[indigo hull]

It’s what our tax dollars should be going towards

Not bombs

[coral token]

cough

cough

[indigo hull]

My fault

[dense yarrow]

The spirit of Mao Zedong and Lenin are battling it out to see who gets to use me as a vessel lmfaooooo

[quiet basalt]

I personally think my tax dollars should be used towards making dogs have no illnesses

[zinc frigate]

Well anyways

[elfin wing]

we are getting dangerously close to political territory

[zinc frigate]

Before we get down a political road I’m gonna just start yapping about something else

[quiet basalt]

Small update in case you didnt see, apparently it was a department related to animals.

[zinc frigate]

Uhhhhhh

[dense yarrow]

Yeah let's just turn left from here

[indigo hull]

We’ve been straddling it for a bit now lmao

[zinc frigate]

I saw lol still laughing my ass off

[elfin wing]

helldivers 2 new warbond

[coral tulip]

Cabunga

[elfin wing]

for anyone who still cares about HD2

[coral token]

i have not found any department in illinois furry posting on twitter

[elfin wing]

oh also. the HD2 Halo collab is pretty fun

[dense yarrow]

You actually went and searched for it

You fool

[coral token]

yes and i found the original twitter of them

they have like 9k followers

[dense yarrow]

TWAS A TRICK OF MAN

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[coral tulip]

Scuse you

[zinc frigate]

I’d say start by finding one matching with the pfp and go from there

[coral token]

could have been a trick, could also have been real

wouldn't be surprising

[dense yarrow]

Stinkyyyyyyyyy

[indigo hull]

It’s Oppenheimer’s birthday today

4/22/1904

[zinc frigate]

Don’t call her that

[coral token]

this birthday is about to be the bomb

[quiet basalt]

The thing about American government accounts is they never get followers unless they’re specifically the department of justice or department of commerce

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

Fr

[left sierra]

Hmmmm?

[quiet basalt]

So it could 100% be completely real

I don’t think we would know

[dense yarrow]

I'm sorry 😞

[indigo hull]

WAIT IT’S ALSO LENIN’S BIRTHDAY?

[zinc frigate]

I’m gonna live believing it’s real

[tall halo]

I’m bored, someone tell me a story

[prime canopy]

Hope prevails, my college will allow me to have a meeting Friday so they can let me pay my fees later

[coral tulip]

I changed my username back

[left sierra]

And Jack Nicholson

[zinc frigate]

Hell yeah

[zinc frigate]

Hi clover

[coral tulip]

No one recognized mr booty ham sandwich as me

[coral tulip]

Hello

[bleak warren]

i did

[zinc frigate]

How you been it’s been a minute

[indigo hull]

It’s kinda easy with the font and color tbh

[zinc frigate]

You’ve been gone for a while. Hey wait where’d that ham sandwich person go?

[indigo hull]

No clue

[coral tulip]

Me and bub are sick right now

[dense yarrow]

Guys I love my girlfriend

[lusty gorge]

Yibidibo

[quiet basalt]

I was mostly in fiches server for the past few weeks

[coral token]

buuuuuurp

[quiet basalt]

[dense yarrow]

Somehow I'm able to make time for her through my day despite the time zone difference

[indigo hull]

[dense yarrow]

Yuck stinker

[zinc frigate]

GET WELL SOON OR ELSE

[lusty gorge]

Two words:
Breath mints

[coral tulip]

Ive been burnt out and stressed so i havent been taking in here much at all because when ive been not working ive been sleeping

[quiet basalt]

What ailment afflicts you

[dense yarrow]

Dude I fucking love those dumbass hamster emotes

[coral token]

nah i just had a monster

[coral tulip]

Some sort of cold, never ending migraine and sinus issues

[lusty gorge]

Yeah well your breath smells like a monster died /j

[indigo hull]

i'll... cover the funeral arrangements for when Thales finds you

[zinc frigate]

OR ELSE ILL MAKE YOU A LOVELY DINNER YOU CAN EAT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN

[lusty gorge]

Please do cuz he might find me soon

[quiet basalt]

Oh boy
Herbal tea might help, if you don’t mind the taste.

[quiet basalt]

It’s a bit easier to stomach than cold medicine for me.

[lusty gorge]

Hompdy Dompdy

[storm whale]

only a man

[zinc frigate]

I was gonna say my usual chicken noodle soup but I’m aware clovers like me and I don’t wanna feed them anything that might make things worse

[coral tulip]

I love tea i just dont wanna make any, ive been chugging juice since vitamin C, bub cant have juice like that tho since they cant have alot of vitamin C

[upbeat charm]

should clover go to the hospital….
its back has been hurting for almost 2 weeks now..

[quiet basalt]

Understandable

[crisp hornet]

i love the new tomodachi life game

[quiet basalt]

Absolutely. Yes.

If not the hospital, at least a general practitioner.

It’s probably not life threatening but you should find out what’s wrong.

[coral tulip]

Dude i thought you meant me and i was like “how did you know”

[crisp hornet]

Peter Griffin is besties with my oc thats the god of darkness and i find it very funny

[zinc frigate]

Go to a doctor not hospital

[dense yarrow]

Watching these people play their funny little tomadachi game I just wanna

[upbeat charm]

hi clover
clover: what
clover:

[quiet basalt]

Remember this, there is no pain without cause. If your doctor says otherwise, get a new doctor.

[dense yarrow]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHJJJJJJJJJJHHHHH

[coral tulip]

So true

[zinc frigate]

Help I had a couple form then get married in 20 minutes last night

[coral tulip]

Robotnik and piccolo are married

[dense yarrow]

WHY DO THEY GET TO PLAY WITH THEIR FUNNY LITTLE MIIS GOD DAMNIT

[storm whale]

money

[quiet basalt]

They both aura farm so it fits

Also namekians are genderless

How progressive

[dense yarrow]

FUCK

[crisp hornet]

i made isaac from tboi and the game decided he gets his own house even though hes 5

[lusty gorge]

Guys
We should throw bird shit at the white house

[upbeat charm]

uaaaagg but clover finally got a volunteer position and if something is wrong then clover may not be able to do it and lose it…

[zinc frigate]

I mean all miis get a house lol

[quiet basalt]

I understand that, but you should know what’s wrong first.

If you get more hurt, that’s bad.

[zinc frigate]

I almost have all of my ocs in mii form on my island

[coral tulip]

I made piccolo nonbinary at first but i was trying to trick the game into bubs character only being able to date my character (only 2 nonbinary characters and our preference is set to nonbinary as well)
But i forgot and then bubs mii got a crush on piccolo

[crisp hornet]

i know, i just find it funny, i expected them to put him in a house with an adult mii

[coral tulip]

I changed piccolo after that

[quiet basalt]

LMAO

“I TRUSTED YOU PICCOLO”

[coral tulip]

LITERALLY

[lusty gorge]

We living the dream
Or should I say...
Wii living the dream

[upbeat charm]

true…..

[storm whale]

dear god.....

[zinc frigate]

You can set them to be partners irl and that’ll help them get in a relationship

[coral tulip]

I did that too

[zinc frigate]

That’s what I’ve done to a few cannon oc couples

[quiet basalt]

At least piccolo is now chilling with his true husband

[lusty gorge]

*Canon ☝️🤓

[coral tulip]

Piccolo never showed any interest in the bub mii
I shot down bub i was like “you’re imagining things” and then i switched piccolo to male

[zinc frigate]

I do need to somehow make some of my ocs human for them to be added properly. Like how am I supposed to make a piece of bread a person

[coral tulip]

Now our miis are crushing on eachother

[zinc frigate]

No they’re cannon, they’re using a cannon on your house

[coral tulip]

I love my fucked up little ant farm

[crisp hornet]

My residents are Gangle, Zooble, Peter Griffin, one of my ocs, Isaac, and Pim

[quiet basalt]

This some shit Zeus would do

[lusty gorge]

Fuck.

[upbeat charm]

clover’s friend made AM

[coral tulip]

I am god

[zinc frigate]

Time for me to go get lunch lol, my island and miis aren’t too far up in #gaming

[coral tulip]

I have twilight sparkle, pinkie pie, piccolo, beerus, robotnik, uncle grandpa and me and bubs sonas

[indigo hull]

thanks for reminding me

[graceful phoenix]

For the first time ever in my life I had an umbrella turn inside out

[indigo hull]

no, i didn't do the terraforming for my minecraft build

[lusty gorge]

I guess you could say...
Time for mii to get lunch

[indigo hull]

thats all the work of a single terrain gen mod

[upbeat charm]

clover has uh nothing because it doesn’t have the game yet….

[lusty gorge]

Banning you from getting the game

[storm whale]

what gaem

[upbeat charm]

what the HECK…..

[lusty gorge]

Also we're moving you to Berlin

Have fun

[upbeat charm]

[storm whale]

at least it's not new jersey

[crisp hornet]

we both have mystery dungeon pfps now lol

[lusty gorge]

Gonna be honest
I barely played mystery dungeon

[coral token]

gawk gawk

[storm whale]

[lusty gorge]

Someone get gramps back to bed please

[coral token]

it's 5pm

[storm whale]

yeah that's bedtime for oldies

[lusty gorge]

Yeah
Waaay past curfew

[storm whale]

old people aren't real past 6pm

[coral token]

if i go to sleep, who is gonna watch your stupid entries huh?

[storm whale]

the approval squad probably

[lusty gorge]

Smudge

[coral token]

no that's my job

if i die, this empire crumbles!

also i have a meeting today

[storm whale]

then what is the approval squad even for

[coral token]

i am the approval squad

[lusty gorge]

Backup I guess

[storm whale]

[coral token]

if you kill me, we all die

[storm whale]

[coral token]

oh god oh no

i started getting those vegetable and fruits ai dramas on IG

[bleak warren]

approvals used to be more of a team effort and now Thales just kinda does them all so fast that nobody else can help

[lusty gorge]

U colonial Rick flag from DC movie with a title I can't say here?

[coral token]

don't forget to mention everyone else is dead

[storm whale]

he's just built different

[coral token]

meow

[storm whale]

[lusty gorge]

RIKAKA IS HERE

[languid grove]

You killed them for sure

[coral token]

i wonder who is gonna be on the couch

i have an idea of who but i am not sure

[storm whale]

are you hiding inside the couch

[coral token]

yes

[lusty gorge]

Hopefully no one
Shouldn't they be on the couch instead of In it?

[coral token]

who do you think makes him laugh

[languid grove]

Let them out of the couch??

[coral token]

no, they will be inside

[storm whale]

I saw that quick edit

[lusty gorge]

Couch fort ylyl when

[storm whale]

2057

[coral token]

that'd be so fun to deal with the microphones...

[lusty gorge]

Half of it is a sleep stream in the fort and the other half is tryna make jimmy laugh

[bleak warren]

double decker couch

[storm whale]

pillow fort when

[lusty gorge]

So everyone can watch tv together and be buddies!

[drowsy bridge]

@quiet basalt the cool thing I wanted to tell you about

[coral token]

pretty sure he has a huge couch in the living room

[bleak warren]

you laugh you leave the double decker couch

[coral token]

E shaped

[spare raft]

GUYS

i need tomodachi life

[drowsy bridge]

Vacuum energy, basically in the vacuum of space, due to fluctuations in background quantum fields, particles and their anti-particle counterpart appear and collide with each other releasing a small amount of energy per cubic meter

[coral token]

thanks

[drowsy bridge]

But there is a lot of empty space

[lusty gorge]

They all wear Lego costumes

RIKACHET

[languid grove]

Oh my god Season 11 of All Stars has so many drag queens I love

[coral token]

i may be the only gay who doesn't even like drag race

[drowsy bridge]

It’s a pretty theoretical concept though and still has some issues that need to be resolved

[languid grove]

You’re an uncultured gay

[bleak warren]

I don't care about it

[coral token]

i only watch katya and trixie's channels

sometimes

and i know the most relevant ones

[lusty gorge]

Rookie ranked gay?

[storm whale]

competitive, ranked gay

[lusty gorge]

Damn I'm all the way in last bruh

[languid grove]

THOSE ARE YOUR PEOPLE THALES

[crisp hornet]

same

[coral token]

i am not those peoples

[storm whale]

I'm probably in bronze tier

[coral token]

i am a gay not a drag

you don't need to be gay to be a drag queen

[quiet basalt]

It’s merely a less popular part of the culture

[languid grove]

Most drag queens are gay Thales

[quiet basalt]

I personally don’t care for it myself

[lusty gorge]

I only played some mystery dungeon when I had the switch online expansion pass
Other than that it was nothing but Mario and Luigi superstar saga

[coral token]

keyword most

not all

[quiet basalt]

It’s fun, glad it exists

[languid grove]

Like 80%

[coral token]

20% is still relevant yk

i think there are more important gay knowledge pools than drag race

[quiet basalt]

I can’t say I know of any gay people who outwardly hate drag, though.
Most of them were either faking it on Twitter or have internalized homphobia.

[languid grove]

SO IS 80%??

[coral token]

homphobia

[quiet basalt]

And eventually get over it

[coral token]

didn't say otherwise.

not my point whatsoever

[indigo hull]

fear of homes

[languid grove]

[coral token]

i just don't think drag race is of any proof of your gayness

[drowsy bridge]

They’re very expensive, it’s scary for my wallet

[coral token]

2008 housing bubble crash

[languid grove]

IT IS APART OF QUEER CULTURE

[lusty gorge]

"how can I be homophobic when I literally live in a home?" -Sophist or smth idk

[storm whale]

[quiet basalt]

Definitely not, there’s a few straight drag queens.

[coral token]

correct, but it doesn't need to be part of your personal culture

[languid grove]

[coral token]

do i need a gay ID now

[indigo hull]

how did we even get to this topic?

[coral token]

we are in general chat

[drowsy bridge]

Is rika trying to gaslight Thales into liking drag or something😭

[quiet basalt]

It is ultimately alternative culture

[coral token]

where things get general

[indigo hull]

you're right my fault

[storm whale]

would you have the take a gay exam to get it

[lusty gorge]

Identifigaytion

[languid grove]

I know you would love drag race too

[coral token]

i'd pass with flying colors

[indigo hull]

stealing that one

[languid grove]

NO

[drowsy bridge]

This apple is so good

[coral token]

yes she is help me

[languid grove]

I know you would love drag race if you actually watched it

[coral token]

who said i haven't watched it

[lusty gorge]

More like hypnotizing I'd say

[coral token]

for starters i don't enjoy pre-recorded reality tv shows

[lusty gorge]

Hi autumn

[coral token]

i am generally not interested in fashion

and or drama

[languid grove]

[coral token]

like lady gaga said in one of her best songs, don't be a drag just be a queen(?

[languid grove]

THEY’RE ALL PRE RECORDED??

[bleak warren]

preach

[indigo hull]

how else do you think it reaches TV?

[languid grove]

No I didn’t mean that as a question

I meant pretty much all reality tv is pre recorded

[bleak warren]

I am not a fashion gay but wifey is

[drowsy bridge]

Apple is so good, I might just eat the core

[coral token]

i use the same shirt for 3 days, leave me alone

[languid grove]

[lusty gorge]

I'm closing my eyes and picking one of you the launch into orbit

[drowsy bridge]

[coral token]

wow you landed on rika

[indigo hull]

throw a dart at the screen and see who it lands on?

[storm whale]

[zinc frigate]

I know how to make good outfits, I just don’t wear any good ones

[languid grove]

3 days…

[lusty gorge]

Welp
Im a man of my word

[storm whale]

[coral token]

what is the problem if you didn't sweat much, showered or didn't leave the house

i am dressing for myself, in my room

[lusty gorge]

I'll launch Rika to orbit too just for you, homeslice dawg

[coral token]

thanks dawg

[storm whale]

guess I'm in orbit now

[lusty gorge]

Ok so Homple, Rika,
It was nice knowing you

[zinc frigate]

[storm whale]

[lusty gorge]

Ok so Homple, Rika, Jag,
It was nice knowing you

[zinc frigate]

Rika doesn’t get launched now, reversed the order

[twin holly]

I tried to land my kerbals on the mun but I hit the surface to fast and blew up

[storm whale]

rip

[drowsy bridge]

💔

[quiet basalt]

Rip jebediah

[lusty gorge]

Well I need to launch 2 people to reach orbit quota!!

[lusty gorge]

You

You're getting launched to orbit

[zinc frigate]

Idk throw Thales

[drowsy bridge]

[lusty gorge]

Ykw fair point

[frigid oak]

I just caught a 6 pound catfish

[indigo hull]

guys i think Duck wants to enter orbit

[zinc frigate]

Ugh I don’t want to go into work rn

[vernal cairn]

I launched a space ship into orbit and was out of fuel so I tried to fling jebediah back into the earth but now he’s just permanently orbiting earth

[lusty gorge]

So Homple and Thales will be thrown into orbit

[vernal cairn]

It’s been 127 ingame days

[quiet basalt]

I could handle it

[zinc frigate]

@azure viper watch out he’s throwing people into you

[storm whale]

[coral token]

wtf why me

[drowsy bridge]

This bag of Fritos is actually full

[indigo hull]

we're not allowed to launch Rika

[lusty gorge]

Autumn was very persuasive
Couldn't argue with her

[coral token]

if you dare to do that, i will make all the cookies, bread or carbohydrates DRY AND OR HUMID

your crunchy cookies will always be soft

[indigo hull]

we'll send you all the monster you want into orbit with you

[coral token]

anyways, it's entries time, see you in 2 hours... smh.

[lusty gorge]

Jokes on you I prefer soft cookies

[storm whale]

can I listen to music from orbit

[lusty gorge]

Go ahead

[indigo hull]

its hard to nail it

[languid grove]

This is true

[indigo hull]

chips ahoy soft cookies just feel like rubber

[storm whale]

[lusty gorge]

I mean putting her on the top shelf is like orbit to her anyway (I'm kidding I'm sorry)

[zinc frigate]

Ugh I don’t wanna go into work rn but like what else am I gonna do in the parking lot?

[indigo hull]

parking?

[lusty gorge]

Throw rocks into orbit

[languid grove]

Pick on someone your own size

[zinc frigate]

Orbits nice to me tho why would I

[quiet basalt]

Shoutout to Thales for accepting all of my ylyl entries

[lusty gorge]

You could also feed orbit if you want

[lusty gorge]

I can't do that if I'm taller than everyone else

[zinc frigate]

I’m bored fine I’ll go into work

See yall later

[coral token]

Yw now I'll reject them all

[lusty gorge]

Bye autumn don't die of boredom!

[coral token]

Unfortunately we still can't communicate with atoms

But we'll tell you when that happens

[indigo hull]

technically you can

humans are just massive clumps of atoms

[coral token]

Glaggle

[coral token]

For once shut up

[quiet basalt]

Bribes

[coral token]

I'm listening

[drowsy bridge]

[indigo hull]

[azure viper]

Not again...

[quiet basalt]

Three… Thales.. cookies…

[lusty gorge]

Thales has had enough of chats bullshit

[indigo hull]

no he had enough of mine

[twin lake]

[coral token]

Correct

[lusty gorge]

Wait Thales why do you have everyone's shit from bulls?

That's weird bro

[coral token]

You're weird

[lusty gorge]

FUCK YOU

[indigo hull]

banished to the pit

[drowsy bridge]

That tung tung tung sahurt my feelings ☹️

[lusty gorge]

To path of pain with thy

[twin lake]

I clicked to see the name of the gif and it crashed my dc

[lusty gorge]

To Pantheon 5 with all bindings with thy

[storm whale]

horses cannot be real

[indigo hull]

but they are

[storm whale]

nau

[drowsy bridge]

It was too powerful

[storm whale]

[lusty gorge]

It crashed your DC comics?!

That's not good!

[drowsy bridge]

Batman has been killed by 67

[lusty gorge]

New Batman gadget
The bat 67

[prime canopy]

COLLEGE FEES ARE PAID

[indigo hull]

[lusty gorge]

[coral token]

Nice

[indigo hull]

Very great to hear

[ruby zealot]

THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION

[prime canopy]

Indeed, I’ll make frozen pizza

[indigo hull]

what kind of frozen pizza?

[prime canopy]

The one I have has 4 bell peppers

[drowsy bridge]

Who else is in DC?

[prime canopy]

Yk 4 colors ( red orange yellow green )

[lusty gorge]

Luxury celebration I see

[drowsy bridge]

67 has killed Zeus

[lusty gorge]

Green lantern

[coral token]

...

[indigo hull]

as much as i like bell peppers i've never actually had them on pizza

[lusty gorge]

The silence of pain and suffering

[urban valve]

Icup

[indigo hull]

finally now i can watch youtube shorts while i drink

[lusty gorge]

Hehehehehe spell it out

[indigo hull]

all new Apple Icup

[urban valve]

I see you pee.

[lusty gorge]

.
Calling the cops

[coral token]

What is going on

[storm whale]

no

[urban valve]

No

[lusty gorge]

No

[coral token]

Yes

[lusty gorge]

❌

[urban valve]

You must be fun at parties!

[coral token]

I don't go to parties

[urban valve]

So you party alone

[lusty gorge]

You must be fun at solo parties!

[coral token]

I am!

[urban valve]

I wonder why humans evolved to have laughter

[crisp hornet]

i like parties if one of my friends is at the party

[urban valve]

Looks like I have to research

[crisp hornet]

if i dont know anyone that well i sorta just stand around awkwardly by the food

[quiet basalt]

Peak sticker

[indigo hull]

can confirm

[twin lake]

[prime canopy]

I had to chose my classes, however, I only had 2 things to chose from
P:E ( free ) with standard P:E stuff
Alternative P:E ( paid ) with rich people sports like... golf 💀

[vital warren]

[indigo hull]

man

[urban valve]

woman

[twin lake]

Them

[vital warren]

Gay

[prime canopy]

I do have the classes I want, heck I dont even have physics this session :D

at least... I think

[indigo hull]

thats goob

[twin lake]

Tomorrow tickets are available for a hot wheels stunt show

[prime canopy]

I do have philosphy though

oh yea, that pizza has a pretzel crust, shit's great

[urban valve]

im so glad i dont have to take chem

i just have to do fun stuff like anatomy

[vital warren]

How is your guys day today

[urban valve]

its daying alright

[twin lake]

It was ok

Didn't do much
Had uni
Helped move stuff from grandma

And now im gamin and having a beer while watching a match

[vital warren]

Damn nice

[indigo hull]

im once again out of pot

[vital warren]

Damn that sucks

[urban valve]

why is my aunt taking the dog to the gym

[twin lake]

[indigo hull]

dog's gotta get swole lmao

[twin lake]

Also waiting for my BD4 to start

[vital warren]

The dog need to get leg day in

[urban valve]

she asked me if i wanted to go, I said no and now she is taking the dog

i was replaced

[vital warren]

I think she might be lonely

[ruby zealot]

the dog is getting buff

[twin lake]

If anyone cares I can stream it

[ruby zealot]

hi fany

[real python]

Goodiebag

[ruby zealot]

season 5 is gonna be so peak even with the bad animation

[real python]

Fr

I wonder if they gonna have Marky

[twin lake]

Belo pup

[twin lake]

Dont spoil season 5

[storm whale]

[twin lake]

Im gonna watch it when it all comes out with mum

[real python]

Hope you like waiting like 7 years

[ruby zealot]

i think marky is a huge part of the show but i think they're gonna imply it instead of showing what happened if you know what i mean

[urban valve]

my brother is making thragg as a propaganda poster for a project

[twin lake]

Oh youre talking about invisible

[real python]

We ain't even halfway through the comics yet

[ruby zealot]

PEAK

[twin lake]

I meant boys

Im gonna watch season 4 finale this weekend

[real python]

The boys is peak so far too

[ruby zealot]

oh havent started it yet

[zinc frigate]

I’m mad bored chat, but at least I’m being paid to be bored

[twin lake]

Dont spoil it

[real python]

I'm not

[twin lake]

Waiting for that

[ruby zealot]

soldier boy is so fucking cool

[real python]

🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[ruby zealot]

jensen did a great job

[twin lake]

And season 4 invincible this weekend i can talk about

[twin lake]

I fukcing love soldier boy

And butcher

And Frenchie is funny too

[lusty gorge]

MY FUCKIN PHONE DIED

[ruby zealot]

i like frenchie but not the actor anymore

[twin lake]

Ah

Fuck wha he do

[urban valve]

take out the ie

[ruby zealot]

ill dm you it

[twin lake]

[lusty gorge]

Me taking out 1/3 of vowels:

[carmine venture]

Hes only called the deep because the peak doesn't make sense for his ocean based powers

[ruby zealot]

[urban valve]

[lusty gorge]

Yebidobin

[twin lake]

He is deep
Really makes you think

[ruby zealot]

deep thoughts with the deep

[twin lake]

Real eyes realize real lies 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[ruby zealot]

real eyes
realize
real lies

[carmine venture]

2 dudes one mic

[ruby zealot]

[lusty gorge]

What you know about Rollin down in the deep-

[ruby zealot]

when people say for pete's sake who the fuck is pete?

[carmine venture]

I got to say my love for the deep
Is...
Deep

[twin lake]

Petah

[lusty gorge]

When people say No way Jose who the fuck is Jose

[coral token]

Did you know

[urban valve]

shup

[coral token]

Did you know that you have more chances of seeing Haley's comet than making jimmy follow a schedule for urgent meetings

[twin lake]

[urban valve]

ill ping him and ask

[coral token]

When your boss has massive ADHD 💀

[lethal sierra]

@sudden nest I farted

[urban valve]

ADSD

get it because HD and SD

[lethal sierra]

Hehe haha

[sonic junco]

yo so when is jimmy going live?

is it tonight?

[lethal sierra]

Sometime in the future

[sonic junco]

woah

[coral token]

He told me maybe

[sonic junco]

if i knew that sooner, i would've kept my mouth shut

[coral token]

Rn it's a yes, but maybe

[sonic junco]

alr

[brisk shard]

doesnt that ping Auros or is that an ancient JimmyCord myth

auros wouldnt reply anyways no offense but

[lethal sierra]

Why would pinging a bot ping a mod lol

[brisk shard]

because auros owns the bot

[coral token]

Owning is a word for sure

[brisk shard]

idk people used to say pinging jimmyherebot would ping auros sometimes

[coral token]

And no, pinging the bot doesn't ping auros

[brisk shard]

i think because everyone calls auros the bot mod

lol

i love ancient jimmycord myths

[lethal sierra]

I have never heard that in my life but that's pretty funny

[brisk shard]

there was an ancient jimmycord myth that if you said something along the lines of "its an word" the bot would warn and or kick you... i tested it and AT THE TIME it was true

because the bot would accidentally flag... you can guess what

[lethal sierra]

Yeah the blacklist is like that sometimes

[brisk shard]

there was also the good night incident which is still the funniest

so many people got kicked that day bro

[indigo hull]

i unintentionally helped smudge realize the word 'dick' wasn't blacklisted

[lethal sierra]

I think it's funny how you would unintentionally say a blacklisted term in a way that it's hidden

[lethal sierra]

😭

[proper gyro]

the next ylyl should be The Test that jimmy always talks about

[lethal sierra]

The bot be tweaking that day

[coarse sparrow]

Jimmy made me die in ToE 2 I'm unsubscribing

and giving a thumbs down

right now trust me

[runic sleet]

Anyone know how to speedrun getting 662 dd?

[coral token]

Talk

Or submit to ylyl

[runic sleet]

Aight

[floral badge]

I SWEAR the bingo ylyl was number 313

am i tripping rn?

[runic sleet]

I submit to ylyl every week

[coral token]

You are

[real python]

Good for you brotein shake

[coral token]

313 is today

[floral badge]

Ive been keeping track every time the ylyl subs have opened tho

[coral token]

You kept track incorrectly

[floral badge]

im like 99% sure 1 sec

[real python]

The mod literally telling you you're wrong

[floral badge]

Ima count my jimmyherebot dms

[coral token]

In ylyl 297, entries from 296 were used and entries were not opened.

[real python]

[bleak warren]

the mod who does the entries telling you you're wrong even

[coral token]

And for ylyl 300 entries were not opened either

He reached to all his laughs instead

[floral badge]

Only started submitting in 301

lemme just double check myself

[real python]

My lord art thou in heaven

[real python]

[indigo hull]

im climbing its peaks

the Magenta Mountain is real

[humble isle]

I really love how my neighbor feels the need to mow his entire front and back lawn

Even though we have people who do that

[floral badge]

bro i legit counted my jimmyherebot dms and there are 13

[real python]

You're wrong bro

[floral badge]

1 per video since 301

[floral badge]

i am literally counting the dms when i submitted 1 per ylyl bro

[bleak warren]

you never submitted multiple videos to the same one?

[urban valve]

not all submissions were open

[coral token]

There were 15 ylyls this year

[real python]

First stage of grief right there

[coral token]

2 of those didn't have entries

[humble isle]

But they don’t do it good enough for him so he has to rev up his loud ass lawn mower and spend like an hour being an annoying fuck

[coral token]

I already explained

[humble isle]

And I fucking hate him

[floral badge]

I already explained im counting since 301

[drowsy bridge]

I feel so locked in rn

[humble isle]

And I’m gonna blow up that goddamn lawn mower AAAAAA

[floral badge]

so both of those instances arent included

[coral token]

Well the year started with ylyls 296

[real python]

Bronch wrap supreme, it is incorrect

[drowsy bridge]

Nvm, it’s so over

Stuck behind slow walkers

[urban valve]

w vocabulary

[real python]

Fake a fall so they move

[crisp hornet]

battering ram

[drowsy bridge]

I’m in class now

[twin lake]

[drowsy bridge]

Just barely on time

[floral badge]

was there a ylyl submission session that just never got a ylyl?

[drowsy bridge]

[floral badge]

(AFTER 301)

[drowsy bridge]

[drowsy bridge]

True

[coral token]

No.

We always use them

[lethal sierra]

I think they all had entries after that

[coral token]

I am too busy to solve that rn

[lethal sierra]

I could be wrong though

[floral badge]

ok then literally what is going on right now

[coral token]

Why do you care so much 😭

[floral badge]

ive been keeping track

[humble isle]

This is the hardest I’ve seen someone try to solve a problem with literally no purpose

[real python]

[coral token]

For what purpose

[real python]

Not very well obviously

[brisk shard]

i havent watched jimmy in forever

but i got a question lowkey

[floral badge]

blame jimmyherebot bro

[indigo hull]

-# me trying to figure out who should win in a Civil War that never occurred

[brisk shard]

i think i saw it happen when i used to watch but

[coral token]

Are you counting the dms from the bot you got ?

[indigo hull]

the fun of alternate history is posing questions like that

[brisk shard]

has a ylyl sometimes never made jimmy laugh

[humble isle]

I think there was one a long time ago..

[floral badge]

yes (i have 14 after ylyl 300, so 13 ylyls cuz i double submitted for one of them)

[coral token]

You do know that the bot doesn't always notify you , right?

[lethal sierra]

I have never once seen jimmy not laugh. Apparently way back when he was first starting the series he didn't though

[floral badge]

but im overcounting so it’d have to somehow double notify me

[brisk shard]

yeah thats when i watched

[floral badge]

which didnt happen all the links are different

[brisk shard]

has he done it recently though

[coral token]

Just cause the link is different doesn't mean all your videos were approved

[brisk pasture]

Sup thales

[brisk shard]

i know theres the yknow "blah blah blah script blah blah sometimes has to laugh" but i dont totally believe its ALL like that yknow

[floral badge]

okay? not what i said at all im just using them to count the videos

[brisk shard]

i said know a lot there

[lethal sierra]

No

[brisk pasture]

I honestly don't give a crap about the ylyl anymore

[coral token]

Honestly this is irrelevant

[floral badge]

doesnt matter if its accepted or not the dm shows that it existed

[coral token]

Not always

[stone vortex]

I forgot what video I even linked but it got a checkmark reaction

[indigo hull]

Shmaloogle

[brisk shard]

i havent watched since ylyl 69

[brisk pasture]

Last I remember was 210

[stone vortex]

I made it to 150 I think

[brisk shard]

wait did yall say jimmy is at 300 now

[coral token]

313

[lethal sierra]

Yeah

[brisk shard]

holy shit

i should tune in... maybe

[quiet isle]

Something I want to confirm. There's something important I want to explain to Jimmy, but not sure if the rules allow that.

[indigo hull]

whichever one was the one he cut his hair for

i think that's the last i watched

[lethal sierra]

It feels like 130 went to 300 in a blink of an eye

[coral token]

There's nothing you can explain TO jimmy

Because he barely stays focused enough to reply to me

[brisk shard]

jimmy is a busy busy man

[floral badge]

for clarification, the submissions that just closed are for the (potential) ylyleave right?

[brisk shard]

too busy to realise the discord server exists sometimes...

[coral token]

Moreso he had ADHD

It's not that he's always busy

[quiet isle]

Not even the kind of message that may bring him joy?

[ruby zealot]

hi kit

[brisk shard]

hi pup mas

[dry rock]

That's bc u keep sending him REELS

[brisk shard]

jimmy gets the ross treatment?

oh thaaaats why they dont reply to you thales

[coral token]

Literally never sent him one reel

[dry rock]

U know what I mean

[floral badge]

for clarification, the submissions that just closed are for the (potential) ylyleave right?

[ruby zealot]

hi baldie

[coral token]

I only send them to Bryce

[dry rock]

BAH

[brisk shard]

does bryce reply

[quiet isle]

If it helps, it's pure text.

[coral token]

Yes

[ruby zealot]

i lowkey forgot bryce exists

[floral badge]

thx

[ruby zealot]

💀

[coral token]

They are for 314

[dry rock]

Can we kill bitcheteer

[ruby zealot]

OH COME ON

[brisk shard]

is it totally 100% important life changing information

[dry rock]

That's for calling me baldie

[quiet isle]

Depends on your definition of life changing

[lethal sierra]

Shflfxltdrxlhltughvgcygih

[drifting tendon]

Helloo

[floral badge]

WAIT, is the ylyleave 313 or 314

[brisk shard]

will it literally change his or his families/friends life

[indigo hull]

bro is dedicated

[lethal sierra]

313 I believe

[brisk shard]

as in stuff will be totally different

[lethal sierra]

Oh no it's not nvm

[floral badge]

i have made a critically wrong assumption 🥀

[quiet isle]

It's more something his streams have done for me

[floral badge]

my chart was accurate the whole time

[brisk shard]

maybe you can email it to him? he has a higher chance to check it, as long as his email is like an open thing he checks

[coral token]

An email will absolutely get lost

[brisk shard]

but i cannot confirm that he will definitely read it

[lethal sierra]

I think you have the highest chance sending bits in stream so he can see it

[brisk shard]

thats just your highest chance

[coral token]

You can use a twitch donation

[brisk shard]

oh yeah shit i forgot about twitch

ggs

[quiet isle]

I thought of that, but it's kind of wordy. Unless there's a massive text limit I don't know about.

[lethal sierra]

I don't think there is

[brisk shard]

you could also maybe comment it whenever the new youtube video drops?

[lethal sierra]

Oh yeah you can also do that

[quiet isle]

Might as well be trying to to do the email and praying

[brisk shard]

just try ALMOST all the options

but i would like to remind you

thales ban that

[lethal sierra]

What

[brisk shard]

wait free dd chance

[coral token]

Don't tell me how to do my job bitch!

[quiet isle]

Ban what?

[brisk shard]

jarvis, ban that user

[brisk shard]

dont worry

[coral token]

denied

[brisk shard]

BORING

just because i bossed you around smh

[coral token]

that is only when the report is super important

or when I ALREADY DIDN'T SEE IT BEFORE YOU

twat

[brisk shard]

uhh buddy

[indigo hull]

Buddy Holly

[brisk shard]

i said "thales ban that" before you even TYPED

[coral token]

🤓

[brisk shard]

sooo i saw it first

[coral token]

i saw it before you even typed that

sooooo

you're banned too

[brisk shard]

nuh uh soooo

[quiet isle]

Funny enough, I had put it in video format, hoping to submit it to mediashare that way. Except I doubt the mods will allow it as there's no trace of meme particles in it

[floral badge]

Well you could just put meme particles in it by force

[brisk shard]

thales did you just curse my drink with curse of choke because i choked on my drink

[coral token]

Yes

[lethal sierra]

There have been straight up ads submitted that made it to stream so I think this will make it through

[quiet isle]

Ads, yes. But this is just white text on black background

[brisk shard]

unfair use of wizardry on a muggle outside of hogwarts

you are officially EXPELLED

first and last time i will ever make a Harry Potter reference

[coral token]

Thank god

[brisk shard]

(i dont like Harry Potter)

[indigo hull]

i dont either

overrated

[elfin scarab]

is that religious talk? you will be banned

[quiet isle]

Normally I'd try the twitch bits method, but the site won't allow me to use my payment options.

[brisk shard]

TRUE

[coral token]

How about I bomb your house.

[brisk shard]

GOOBERT HAS A POINT

[lethal sierra]

Well if you want to add some flair to your video then you can do that, someone else submitted a similar video before that made it through

[elfin scarab]

mb continue

[quiet isle]

Thankfully it doesn't block the mediashare submissions

[brisk shard]

death threats in MY Discordia

[indigo hull]

erm, thats illegal 🤓

[coral token]

Says who

[brisk shard]

"what are you gonna do, tell the mods?" -thales

[shell garnet]

How does one accomplish getting access to the submission?

Submissions tab*

[indigo hull]

they closed an hour ago

[coral token]

#ylyl-rules❗

[brisk shard]

you have to pay me

30,000usd

[quiet isle]

Uh... I'd have to figure out what kind of "flair" first.

[undone cypress]

PayPal me 500

[indigo hull]

all i got is a quarter

[olive void]

yk when you (slowed + reverb)

[ruby zealot]

i only got 9 bucks

[shell garnet]

I have nothing to my name.

[brisk shard]

quarter... of a MILLION

[languid grove]

Time to workout RAAAGGHHH

[ruby zealot]

SISYPHUS PRIME?!

[lethal sierra]

The guy simply put in clips of Jimmy in the background so I don't believe you have to do anything grand

[shell garnet]

Indeed.

[ruby zealot]

buff tiny cat lady

[lethal sierra]

Only difference being he narrated it rather than it simply being text

[shy badge]

Best I got is a paperclip and a handshake. That work?

[quiet isle]

Rather not AI narrate it. It be rather tacky.

[coral token]

We allow text to speech ai

but that's about it

[languid grove]

I’m not even close to buff

[coral token]

you can use voice modulators or text to speech

[unreal kiln]

Buff Rika?

[lethal sierra]

I didn't say anything about ai, but that's a good concern to have

[quiet isle]

Really? Because that boomba furry from the bingo stream was AI voiced

[shell garnet]

Thank you, Thales. I have gained access.

[coral token]

So is the MF jimmy rap guy

That we allow

[hasty ibex]

Were do you submit stuff for you laugh you lose

[lethal sierra]

Oh yeah I forgot about that

[coral token]

#ylyl-rules❗

[hasty ibex]

Thanks

[quiet isle]

I can't narrate it myself unfortunately. Mics tend to fuck up my voice output.

[quiet isle]

Then what's the threshold here? Asking for future reference.

[coral token]

Threshold for what

[urban valve]

deez

[quiet isle]

On AI voiced memes

[urban valve]

gottem

[coral token]

Idk what you mean by threshold on that

[lethal sierra]

If it's entirely ai generated with no effort put into it then I'm sure that won't be allowed

[coral token]

Yeah

If you put an ai to read it because you can't, that's fine.

[quiet isle]

So if only the voice is AI, but the rest of it is hand done, it's fine?

[coral token]

Yeah

[quiet isle]

Funny thing, is that there's some clips I could use as "background" material. Only issue would be trying to find which of the youtube vids had them.

[hazy dagger]

Chat what is my Spotify cooking

[lethal sierra]

Wait that's a different dude

[coral token]

sigh

[lethal sierra]

Whats happening

[urban valve]

bots

eradicate all of them

[indigo hull]

Close to the same time as yesterday again

Did it say the same thing?

[coral token]

i am gonna ask hugh to blacklist that