general

[coral token]

Maybe try another can from another batch

[languid grove]

No way

[indigo hull]

and a handful of other channels

[languid grove]

Saturday I’ll try a new flavour but idk what to try

[silk nova]

Noted. I don't have image perms so I didn't try gifs yet

[dreamy knoll]

Lando norris flavour

[coral token]

Don't try tropical orange from Brazil

[languid grove]

What one is that again

[coral token]

It tastes like medicine

[languid grove]

I won’t

[gritty temple]

I like pulp

[languid grove]

Btw the apple one is also SHIT

[dreamy knoll]

The green can with like black spots

[indigo hull]

you see that a lot with artificial grape flavored crap in the US

[languid grove]

I mean flavour wise

[indigo hull]

its unescapable

[dreamy knoll]

Melon-yuzu citrus flavour

[coral token]

That's the lando Norris one

[languid grove]

I’ve been waiting for the purple passion fruit one to come to shelves

[languid grove]

Citrus? No thanks

Citrus makes my voice so icky

[dreamy knoll]

But yeah no the bug divers that werent on omincron dying have no excuse

[dreamy knoll]

Its more melon and yuzu flavour with like a hint of citrus

[reef zealot]

The triple

[indigo hull]

Oh baby a triple

[reef zealot]

They replaced this guy with that eepy enemy that gives u the sleep ability in the pokemon romhack i was playing

Its a hack of firered that replaces the pokemon with kirby enemies

[silk nova]

Sat down with my friend group for lunch... I'm probably not gonna survive

[gritty temple]

Are your friends vampires

[silk nova]

No... freshmen... fresh outta middle school

[indigo hull]

Dracula when I hit him with a silver musket ball:

[gritty temple]

Same thing

[burnt basin]

Hello

[gritty temple]

Bello

[real python]

Honestly. I liked it. But it was kind of a nothing burger until the end

I feel like it should've been like the penultimate episode not the finale

[indigo hull]

Charles Entertainment Cheese appears

[covert ruin]

I just took apart an iPhone in the middle of biology

I took the battery out :3

did accidentally cut myself a lil tho ;-;

[reef zealot]

Forbidden pillows

[indigo hull]

A future engineer right here

[covert ruin]

I promise I'm not an F student TwT

I have at least a C or higher in all my classes

[languid grove]

BUURRRPPPP

[reef zealot]

Okay

[real python]

The F students are inventors

[covert ruin]

currently tryna figure out how to get the back cameras out

[languid grove]

Glad you understand

[real python]

Horrifying

[covert ruin]

might need a screwdriver ;-;

[reef zealot]

Theyre so fucking creative

[languid grove]

Hallo Floob, whatcha floobin

[indigo hull]

What the hell is the name of this sticker

[covert ruin]

taking apart a phone in 3rd hour while listening to alice in chains on a tuesday

[indigo hull]

Actually the better question

[languid grove]

I sent you my paws pls respond

[indigo hull]

Why the hell

[languid grove]

You’re welcome

I know you forgot your glasses today

[indigo hull]

I’m banishing you to Riga, Latvia

[ashen dagger]

Ive got worse

[indigo hull]

Because it kinda sounds similar to Rika

[ashen dagger]

From the same server

[real python]

I'm floobin all over the world

[ashen dagger]

Gonna pray my 2nd earbud case charges

[languid grove]

Don’t do that !!

[indigo hull]

Floobin around the world

[languid grove]

My butt hurts from this chair

You guys needed to know that

[indigo imp]

you should probably stop sitting in it then

[indigo hull]

Man Wikipedia really chose nihilism for their article of the day

[real python]

Cut it off then it won't hurt!

[brisk shard]

The chair

And then do that magic trick some people do where they like

Sit on an invisible seat

[humble isle]

Get a cushion..

[languid grove]

NOT MY BUTT

[indigo hull]

19th Century Surgeons be like

[real python]

[prime canopy]

Meow !!

[languid grove]

This would solve my problem but I just finished studying anyways

[digital nacelle]

"a wild Cosette as appear"

[prime canopy]

Indeed

[real python]

Cosette!

[prime canopy]

Hai floob :3

[languid grove]

[covert ruin]

Can't wait to blow up a phone battery in weightlifting class >:3

[digital nacelle]

[indigo hull]

“What’s so funny about Sussus Amongus?”

[digital nacelle]

I dunno

[indigo hull]

I have a very good friend in Rome named Sussus Amongus

[digital nacelle]

But it could be jimmy

[digital nacelle]

Tf is that name not to juge buuuut

[indigo hull]

Does he know?

[digital nacelle]

Who? you? me? us?

[obtuse marten]

The little muscle between my two front teeth is fucking squished together because of my teeth moving and it fucking HURTS

[digital nacelle]

Go see dentist then

[obtuse marten]

What no ew

I'll just thug it out

[digital nacelle]

Why

[digital nacelle]

WHAT NOOO

[reef zealot]

Awawa

[real python]

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[dreamy knoll]

Awawa

[real python]

I am alive

[dreamy knoll]

Fair enough

[digital nacelle]

Imortalised ?

[dreamy knoll]

Bruh

[digital nacelle]

What

[prime canopy]

“ WATCH CLOSELY AND FIND THE LOGO, AN ONLINE PLATFORM IS WAITING FOR YOU, TONS OF EXCITING GAME “
Stfu, I’m not playing an ai generated gambling platform

[dreamy knoll]

Throwing u into the ink

[dreamy knoll]

But i made it /j

[digital nacelle]

NAAAAH (DIES)

[prime canopy]

Of course you did

[dreamy knoll]

Its probs my alter ego tbh

[digital nacelle]

But gambling is fun am i right guys

[flint token]

ho

[prime canopy]

[digital nacelle]

Yay i found a peach ring with no hole

[dreamy knoll]

Cosette guess wut

[prime canopy]

What :3c

[drowsy bridge]

YEAH!!

[digital nacelle]

YEAAAAH

[drowsy bridge]

I love pokemon cards

[dreamy knoll]

Would u rather gamble or 5 m1 abrams main battle tanks?

[digital nacelle]

Oooh yaeh yaeh that's what i mean my guy

[drowsy bridge]

Abram, I could sell one and gamble even more

[prime canopy]

NAAAAUUUURRRRR

[indigo hull]

Can I swap the Abrams for the HMS Revenge?

[dreamy knoll]

Well i forgor to tell u the catch

[digital nacelle]

You've been bonked

[dreamy knoll]

Sure

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehe

[indigo hull]

Sick

[real python]

Yep

[coral token]

🦐

[indigo hull]

Apple istg I’m gonna kill you for that one

[digital nacelle]

Yay

[digital nacelle]

SHRIMP GUYS SHRIIIIIIMP

[dreamy knoll]

Glaggle would u rather be able to gamble but u dont get 15 f 22 raptors or get 15 f 22 raptors but you cant gamble

[indigo hull]

I’ll take the latter

[digital nacelle]

I will go with both

[indigo hull]

Gambling usually doesn’t bring shit

[dreamy knoll]

Gud luck finding 14 other pilots

[digital nacelle]

Did you forget money

[dreamy knoll]

Cant

[indigo hull]

No that’s 14 spares should the government seize one

[dreamy knoll]

True

[digital nacelle]

Oh sooo i will take the first one and the second one

[dreamy knoll]

So you have chosen death

[silk nova]

This group makes me wanna end myself bruh. TS ain't even funny

[digital nacelle]

Soooo i will choose that and the two first one's

[digital nacelle]

Don't end yourself

[silk nova]

I'm too old for this

[digital nacelle]

Start yourself

[dreamy knoll]

Fine you can't gamble, have no money, no f22 raptors and your still alive

[silk nova]

AND I'M 15!!!

[digital nacelle]

So i choose death and im alive you scammer

[silk nova]

I know an F-22 pilot :3

[dreamy knoll]

Would u rather sacriface luigey to get better friends or let them live and keep that friend group?

[silk nova]

im just gonna leave the group

[digital nacelle]

Morris i know you very well

[silk nova]

what?

[digital nacelle]

I don't wanted to die

You know

[silk nova]

you're not making sense.. i'm slow and overwhelmed rn

[digital nacelle]

I did what i had to do my lord will be happy

[silk nova]

You sound like me talking to my mom. Stop

[digital nacelle]

NOOO

[silk nova]

I'm probably gonna take a nap when I get home

I can't people no more

[real python]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[silk nova]

Like, these kids' sense of "humor" is borderline hate speech. And the only girl in the group sounds like somethin out of a... you get the idea

I'm the same age as all of them, but I'm still too old for them. idk how, but I am

[indigo hull]

I do believe it is going to rain

[digital nacelle]

Me too

[dusky river]

Me thrice

[compact sky]

hello fellow yakuza

[prime canopy]

These kids have no future

[digital nacelle]

A wild Dia as appear

[compact sky]

is that dutch from the hit series red dead redemption?

[indigo hull]

I ain’t even praying for them

[digital nacelle]

No he is dutch

[dusky river]

Yes

[silk nova]

Yerp, I'm afraid so. Here I am a year ahead of everyone and doing small electrical jobs at 15

[digital nacelle]

I think she include you in the "childs"

[silk nova]

Them... well, making jokes that puts them on a list

[real python]

Yummers

[digital nacelle]

What type of eletrical job

[silk nova]

I made Blitz' shield from R6 and put fans in my dad's mando armor

[digital nacelle]

Oh cool

[silk nova]

Nothing I get paid for, but it's still fun to see a future for me

[spare stirrup]

DUTCH VAN DER LINDDE!?!?

[dusky river]

Become an electrician. It pays VERY well

And it’s in high demand

[indigo hull]

I wouldn’t trust AI to replace electricians

That would be anarchy

[tulip cairn]

Dude are you real

[digital nacelle]

Just did you see those traumatising videos of people getting electrocuted to warn you about danger or something like that? ( i forgot how to spell help)

[tulip cairn]

Every time I open discord you are online

[digital nacelle]

They would be doctor then

[prime canopy]

Had to message my dad about my mom leaving home, cause mom was supposed to call my college about my fees, if I get revoked from college, this is entirely her fault

[digital nacelle]

Tf?

[coral token]

😭

[prime canopy]

I swear, she hinders my chance at a future

[digital nacelle]

Yeah real

[indigo hull]

I’m hope the best for you

[digital nacelle]

Fhdjccbfjfvfjfj

[lilac kelp]

I feel sick and because of me being sick I couldn’t get a single minute of sleep

[digital nacelle]

Ooga booga sleep

[silk citrus]

Me am bored 😐

[silk nova]

Blood sugar vent. My sister's birthday was yesterday, and she got possibly the biggest cake possible. I had to overdose insulin to eat it, and I still hit the upper 330's.

[digital nacelle]

You is bored oh no

[silk citrus]

lol

[silk nova]

And Raising Caine's. That place fucks my stomach up so bad

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[digital nacelle]

Tf are you good

[silk nova]

Jeep?

[silk nova]

I almost died last night, but you know how it is

[digital nacelle]

No i don't know how it is i never did that in my life

[silk nova]

Well, hopefully you don't have to have diabetes

Gotta go, math test

[digital nacelle]

Yeah ig

[digital nacelle]

Good luck

[silk nova]

I'll be fine, I actually enjoy math

[digital nacelle]

Oh ok

[indigo hull]

Dear Math... WHY DON'T YOU SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!?

[bleak warren]

math is scary

i think of it as a demon

[indigo hull]

i used to be decent at it

[bleak warren]

i was fine at it until they started adding letters

[indigo hull]

same lmao

[elder copper]

My move Knight to F3

[indigo hull]

then again i still struggle with fractions

[languid grove]

Hallo Smug

[bleak warren]

helo rika

[real python]

Who let the dogs out? The greatest unanswered question.

Philosphers all throughout time have pondered this question

[prime canopy]

It’s just a few months more to wait until its admission time again, it’s okay, my life isn’t over, it’s not like I absolutely need college to get a job

Oh wait I do, cause they all ask for experience

Or a masters degree for a store clerk position

[indigo hull]

What’s the point of high school if finishing it isn’t good enough for a decent job?

[real python]

Literally work with someone who has a masters in theoretical physics

[prime canopy]

The actual solution is to be born into a rich family

[silk nova]

Call me a pirate cause I love finding X

[prime canopy]

Life is gambling

[silk nova]

Also, that was a fast ass test

[bleak warren]

if math is a demon you must be the demon hunter

the math slayer

[indigo hull]

Sadly getting truer by the day

I’m still questioning if I even wanna go to college

[silk nova]

lol, if you wanna look at it that way. I see math as a tool tho, not a monster

[indigo hull]

Like a whole year after I graduated

[prime canopy]

People go to college in their 50’s you can go any time

[indigo hull]

Fair

[prime canopy]

You can even go again as many times as you want to collect degrees like they’re pokemon

[indigo hull]

I should do that lmao

Test how smart I really am

How many Doctorates can I speedrun?

[silk nova]

Possibly the most expensive collectable

[ripe burrow]

idk if u can

[silk nova]

Although 40K is called 40K for a reason

[prime canopy]

Oh no, that would be lives

[indigo hull]

True

[silk nova]

I don't want to know how to collect lives, lol

[indigo hull]

I think she meant as in raising children

It’s getting ridiculously expensive even to raise one child

[silk nova]

Well, yea, cause children these days are spoiled

[prime canopy]

I meant like, life is priceless

[prime canopy]

Only if you choose to spoil them -w-
It’s the parents

[indigo hull]

Damn we both missed the point

[silk nova]

Most expensive thing my kids'll own is a medieval broadsword

[silk nova]

Yep

[prime canopy]

The kid didn’t give itself three iPads

[prime canopy]

For larping !!!!

[silk nova]

No, to bring back legitimate self defense

[gritty temple]

I am NOT having kids

[silk nova]

Ain't no one gonna mug you if you've got a whole sword on your hip

[gritty temple]

I am mentally ill I can’t be giving it to other people

[prime canopy]

Gun

[kind skiff]

sword is cooler

[silk nova]

I'm medically flimsy, so I'd feel bad for my kids

[indigo hull]

Flintlock pistol is cooler

[gritty temple]

Real …..

Give your kids Ludwig’s Holy Blade that’ll make them cool

[prime canopy]

How much time does it take you to unsheathe this sword

[silk nova]

Only if it's a revolver, otherwise, sword

[silk nova]

Depends, there's a Japanese method of dueling that's essentially quick draw with katanas

[indigo hull]

during the late Tokugawa (1850s-1860s) you would see a Samurai possibly wielding a Colt Revolver

alongside his katana

[silk nova]

Was thinking the Doom Eternal crucible, but yeah

[gritty temple]

Sekiro reference ?!!???! /j

[flat token]

Did I miss Ylyl last night

[gritty temple]

There was a stream but not a YLYL

It was just watching unusual memes

[silk nova]

I remember that

[indigo hull]

actually i will tell you something funny

the guy who forced Japan to open up trade with the US was a US sailor named Matthew Perry

[silk nova]

No one'll tell you cause Samurai have a trademark

[indigo hull]

you know who else is Matthew Perry?

[gritty temple]

John Sekiro?

[indigo hull]

one of the actors from Friends

the one who died

[gritty temple]

Real

[kind skiff]

probably a little bit longer than drawing a gun, but it still looks cooler

[indigo hull]

entirely depends

on both sword and gun

[silk nova]

Plus like, rapier and cloak. Imagine having a dude mug you and you pull out a Scottish claymore

[indigo hull]

the unsheathing time of a Zweihander is not gonna be equal to that of a Tanto

nor will an 1889 Belgian Mauser equate to that of a Webley MK.IV

[silk nova]

Yep, I like the Tanto, I'm actually adding one to my Mandalorian armor

[tardy mortar]

somebody pick a number between 1-8 its urgent

[kind skiff]

four

[tardy mortar]

thanks

[silk nova]

I put '5' and it blocked it 💀

[indigo hull]

spam prevention

[tardy mortar]

What the heck It is blocked

[bleak warren]

single character

blocked for spam prevention

[silk nova]

Ye, doesn't stop some people tho.

[tardy mortar]

five

[bleak warren]

i'm aware

[tardy mortar]

oh I see

[silk nova]

lol

[tardy mortar]

4 was first so

i spin the wheel 4 times

[humble isle]

You can type Lacey because I am not a single character.

[bleak warren]

yea, you're 20 moths in a trenchcoat

[indigo hull]

im not even made of an earthly material

Im from Space

[indigo imp]

*trenchball, read the username

[white spoke]

smudge

[bleak warren]

made of glagginium

[indigo hull]

wrong its known as Sillium

[humble isle]

Find my Body Forming Bugs

[indigo hull]

named after my good friend Sillius Soddus

[silk nova]

God DAMN do I wish I was someone else rn

[bleak warren]

like an alt

[silk nova]

No, I mean I don't wanna be me no more

[kind skiff]

does your friend happen to know a guy named biggus dickus?

[indigo hull]

im surprised that wasn't blacklisted

[kind skiff]

me too

[indigo hull]

bonus points for getting the reference tho

[bleak warren]

i guess the "us" at the end saved it

[indigo hull]

i mean dick isnt blacklisted to my knowledge

[bleak warren]

welp

[indigo hull]

idk on its own but you can say it

[bleak warren]

really honestly thought that was

for a long time

[humble isle]

How else would I call someone a dick

[languid grove]

WEINER

[bleak warren]

i can't recall anyone using that word here

[indigo hull]

or refer to my friend Richard as his prefered nickname 'Dick'?

[humble isle]

What if someone was named Richard Devon?

[prime canopy]

How the hell does the college expect me to pay my fees if they don’t answer my texts ?

[indigo hull]

science

[prime canopy]

I need a payment plan, but these morons don’t reply to my emails

My mom’s not here so she can’t take me to college, my dad gets here when the college closes so that’s also not an option

[silk nova]

How long ago did you send the email before I tell you to keep hounding them

[prime canopy]

Three days ago

Because my parents had the great idea to wait until the last moment until they pay my college fees

[silk nova]

Best to give it a week, but yea, keep sending them. Or better yet, write them a letter

[prime canopy]

Then again, why do I have to pay the fees 4 months before I even go to college

[prime canopy]

I only have 2 more days to pay these fees

It’s SO STUPID

[indigo hull]

logic

[silk nova]

Wish I knew how to help

[indigo hull]

oh yeah if you ever see hardtack on display in a museum you should eat it

that stuff literally never rots if kept dry

meaning you can eat hardtack from the American Civil War

[lusty gorge]

💨

[silk nova]

I'm just speechless. What? Why? HUH

[lusty gorge]

Doodoofard

[obtuse marten]

I scammed the lunch lady

[urban valve]

That’s not nice

[obtuse marten]

I was hungry

[zinc frigate]

Rude

[drowsy bridge]

I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS

THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED

[ruby zealot]

I'M SO MAD RN I HATE BEING WOKEN UP FROM MY NAP

[silk nova]

I am so tirred

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro hai

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[bleak warren]

whuh

[dreamy knoll]

Im force feeding u this experimental cookie

[bleak warren]

????

[zinc frigate]

Morning

[bleak warren]

calm down Agnes Tachyon

[dreamy knoll]

Fine ig u dont want to be dragon

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[zinc frigate]

Tired and not wanting to do anything (it’s my busiest day of the week) hbu

[zinc frigate]

She IS a dragon already

[indigo hull]

Valve when making TF2: This team needs another fortress

[dreamy knoll]

Uhhhhh motovation kicked at midnight, been cleaning and now im out of bin bags

[dreamy knoll]

But i made this cookie to physically turn them into a dragon

[ivory galleon]

LET’S GO GAMBLING!

[drowsy bridge]

[bleak warren]

mod memes if you want to see how much of a genius i am

[humble isle]

I got it in four.

[zinc frigate]

Yall play wordle?

[bleak warren]

every day and i've only missed a total of like 5 times

and today was one of those misses

by one letter

for almost the whole board

[obtuse marten]

I was hungry.

[drowsy bridge]

You should try horse next time

[zinc frigate]

No excuse don’t scam the underpaid workers

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[obtuse marten]

By scammed I mean I went back and got seconds lmao

[bleak warren]

i have a system. i was just a little careless this time

[indigo hull]

why didnt you specify the first time

[brisk shard]

uhh i cant find them

[obtuse marten]

Didn't feel like it

[indigo hull]

im scrambling your eggs

[brisk shard]

sorry chat dont mind this

[obtuse marten]

No

[humble isle]

I start with adieu and story.

[rancid garden]

i have an odd question to ask

[coral token]

Make it even

[rancid garden]

so like, let's say i wanna stream god of war 2, a really violent game

would that get me in trouble...?

[coral token]

It's fine

[obtuse marten]

You'll be aight

[brisk shard]

the answer when i times a negative by a positive

[rancid garden]

i can also mod the game to like, add extra censoring for the uhh...yknow

THOSE parts

[coral token]

You times

[brisk shard]

yes

like 10 times 10

is 100

[coral token]

Good job for multiplying

[lusty gorge]

Stink Thales

[nova fulcrum]

haii

[lusty gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[nova fulcrum]

wut

[indigo hull]

JAG THATS NOT HOW WE SAY HELLO TO PEOPLE

[lusty gorge]

It's just my formal greeting dw :D

[nova fulcrum]

lol

[drowsy bridge]

feeling so jolly rn

[nova fulcrum]

happy Halloween

[lusty gorge]

Christmas is less than 50 weeks away!

[ruby zealot]

Is it me or do I like other people use nicknames I made for people?

[nova fulcrum]

i want a gauge 1 thomas model

for some reason

[woven flicker]

Roar

[lusty gorge]

I want a 50 foot tall jack in the box

[ruby zealot]

Ello omar

[lusty gorge]

"Do the roar"

[ruby zealot]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[lusty gorge]

WAZAAAAAAAAAAA

[indigo hull]

im going more than that

[ruby zealot]

WAAAZZZZZAAAAAAAAA

[indigo hull]

im going to attempt to make my own take on him

[lusty gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[ruby zealot]

Hru

[lusty gorge]

My day be so fine

[nova fulcrum]

those models r so complicated, r u gonna make him motorized?

[lusty gorge]

Glaggle could probably do this without breaking a sweat

[indigo hull]

no im just doing a body swap of a Bachmann model

[ruby zealot]

Hell give him some scraps he could make a gun from scratch

[indigo hull]

okay that i could do

[ruby zealot]

Really?!

[indigo hull]

the first muskets were literally metal tubes mounted on sticks

[lusty gorge]

Give Glaggle a newspaper he could probably make Shotgun shells

[indigo hull]

no im doing a body swap of an OO scale engine

Midland 1F, turning it into a Furness G5

[ruby zealot]

Give glaggle some fire and raw iron he'll make a sword

[gritty temple]

Why do people not like Sleep Token

[verbal anchor]

You!

[lusty gorge]

He probably already has a sledgehammer at the ready to make the damn sword

[gritty temple]

Me !!!!

[verbal anchor]

Yes!

[gritty temple]

[unreal kiln]

A lot of sleep token fans are extremely insufferable

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[gritty temple]

Heem heem whimper

[ruby zealot]

The put the mushrooms in the pasta

[verbal anchor]

Cookie!

[nova fulcrum]

i tried making an L.B.S.C.R E2 class tank engine from legos

[unreal kiln]

For example that video where the woman listens to a merchant ships song and says it's too abrasive and yells "SLEEP TOKEN"

That video pissed me off

[indigo hull]

every fandom has its insufferables

[gritty temple]

Meow

[indigo hull]

some more than others

[ruby zealot]

My hero... In 2016-2020

[unreal kiln]

Also they're kind of in the same space as like mcr or msi where there's an air of pretention

[lusty gorge]

Undertale fans back in like 2016 were nothing but insufferables

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

didn't they literally ruin Markiplier's playthrough?

[unreal kiln]

Undertale/deltarune fans to this day is mostly insufferable

[indigo hull]

like i dont think he ever finished it that we know of

[unreal kiln]

I've seen a bit less of it after the new DR chapter

[lusty gorge]

He literally quit Undertale after the second let's play video

[humble isle]

You killed my favorite character get your info leaked idiot

[indigo hull]

damn I didn't think it was that bad

[unreal kiln]

But back in like snow grave days when every YouTuber was being told they were playing the game wrong

[lusty gorge]

Or I think it was later than that
Idk

[humble isle]

I do think Markiplier could’ve kept playing if he just… didn’t read chat.

[unreal kiln]

Or jacksepticeye playthrough where people called him stupid for killing the frog

Or wait no that was pewdiepie

[indigo hull]

god forbid a game have multiple endings

[lusty gorge]

Sans had the Internet wrapped around his finger dawg

[indigo hull]

enough that he made it into Smash Bros.

[unreal kiln]

Wasn't that like

A bet that some big player at Nintendo lost

And toby fox won

[indigo hull]

i honestly have no idea lmao

[lusty gorge]

At least Deltarune is less toxic
But holy fuck the brain rot that people made

[unreal kiln]

Dr brainrot was pretty funny

[humble isle]

I’m 80% percent sure that was a joke.

[indigo hull]

just like how I didn't know until years later that he also did music for Homestuck

once I actually read it

[humble isle]

Though it could’ve been true I guess

[unreal kiln]

I mean it's possible but also I'm 100% sure no Nintendo exec has that good of a sense of humor

[humble isle]

If it’s true, it’s Sakurai, who’s actually a pretty cool guy.

[lusty gorge]

Can't wait for Mettaton to be his own fighter in the next smash bros

[jovial delta]

🐴

hort

[humble isle]

I doubt it’s true though, because if Microsoft owning Minecraft has taught us anything, it’s that game developing corporations take forever to do literally anything

[unreal kiln]

That new Dr chapter still coming out?

[unreal kiln]

Like didn't they say chapter 7 or whatever would come out 2025

[lusty gorge]

Deltarune ch 5 is complete from what I've heard
They've also apparently started chapter 6

[unreal kiln]

We're on five?

[ashen dagger]

Oh no way the slop machine generator

[jovial delta]

🐴

[humble isle]

Chapter five will come out mid to late this year.

[lusty gorge]

Not yet

[unreal kiln]

No istg I played six that's the one in the restaurant

[jovial delta]

🐴hort

[unreal kiln]

The one with sans

[jovial delta]

👁️👅👁️

[ashen dagger]

What

[indigo hull]

The Slopranos

[humble isle]

What are you talking about

[ashen dagger]

Yeah

[jovial delta]

🐴

[ashen dagger]

Thanks Glaggleman of Glaggleland

[zinc frigate]

[lusty gorge]

It was probably a Deltarune mod?

[coral token]

Oh no, a twitch chatter.

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

you are very welcome Stroms (Noelle Solace)

[jovial delta]

hort

[ruby zealot]

Hello shark

[unreal kiln]

What the hell am I thinking of then

[drowsy bridge]

uma musume

[jovial delta]

very hungry

[unreal kiln]

The one where Susie breaks a window

[ashen dagger]

GET OVER HERE AND BE HELD YOU SWEET LADY

[unreal kiln]

And has a high aura speech

[humble isle]

Chapter four??

[zinc frigate]

Hi ventriloquist champion

[unreal kiln]

That was four

[lusty gorge]

You mean ch4 where she breaks a prophecy?

[indigo hull]

thats a new one

[jovial delta]

🐎

[unreal kiln]

Was chapter 4 ina restaurant

[lusty gorge]

OH WAIT NOELLE
SNOWGRAVE
PROCEED

[unreal kiln]

Like the dark dimension

[humble isle]

Not the dark world.

You can go into a diner but it’s optional.

[jovial delta]

✋🐴🤚

[lusty gorge]

The dark world was in the church

[zinc frigate]

[jovial delta]

hort peak

[unreal kiln]

Oh okay

[jovial delta]

✋🐴🤚

[unreal kiln]

I remember it being in grillbys

[zinc frigate]

Oh fuck I gotta get to school

[ashen dagger]

Study hard ms maam

[indigo hull]

go get learned

[jovial delta]

bye

[humble isle]

Grillby’s does not exist in Deltarune.

[ashen dagger]

Or i will force feminize you so hard youll be hit to next year

[ruby zealot]

Have a nice day!

[zinc frigate]

Please stop spamming the same joke over and over

[lusty gorge]

Ch 5 is in Asgore's flower shop and that isn't even a spoiler

[jovial delta]

hort

[zinc frigate]

Guess I’m not studying

[jovial delta]

✋🐴🤚

[indigo hull]

me waiting for the funny

[jovial delta]

hort

[ashen dagger]

But youll be a year older now

[indigo hull]

[zinc frigate]

I can live with that

[lusty gorge]

Wing gaster

[unreal kiln]

Am I losing my mind where is sans standing in chapter 1

[jovial delta]

👁️👅👁️

[humble isle]

In front of his store.

[ashen dagger]

Fair enough

[unreal kiln]

Yeah which is grillbys right

[jovial delta]

✋🐴🤚

[indigo hull]

Grillby's sounds like a cheap Arby's clone

[humble isle]

It uses the same sign but altered but other than that, nothing in common.

[indigo hull]

actually i cant even say cheap

[bleak warren]

i see we have an NPC in chat

[lusty gorge]

Sans is standing in front of
◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️'Sans

[ashen dagger]

Would that make it like

[jovial delta]

✋🐴🤚

[indigo hull]

an Arby's clone would be better than Arby's

[jovial delta]

hort peak

[ashen dagger]

Meat so raw it just poisons

[unreal kiln]

Explodes you Arby's is peak bro

[indigo hull]

actually this

[bleak warren]

if you just keep sending emojis and "hort" you're going to get timed out for spam

[unreal kiln]

Ur a trend hopper

[humble isle]

This is not true.

[indigo hull]

you're probably right

[bleak warren]

this is not twitch

[humble isle]

In the slightest.

[lusty gorge]

Me when I spread misinformation:

[unreal kiln]

If you have roast beef and you don't like roast beef ur not gonna like arbys

[indigo hull]

i'd rather eat Long John Silver for a week straight than eat Arby's

[ruby zealot]

Okay chat I gotten go eat and learn for my math exam byebye

[native geyser]

i love transfems

[jovial delta]

kinda forgot spam was a thing

[unreal kiln]

Get a chicken sandwich

Get a French dip royale

Get the southwest brisket don't get a roast beef

[humble isle]

I wouldn’t go that far..

[unreal kiln]

Long John silvers is medically the worst restaurant

[indigo hull]

idk i only had it once

[unreal kiln]

One of the things on the menu has like 75 grams of fat

[indigo hull]

and i only ever had their shrimp

they mothballed my nearest one years ago and the building has just sat empty since

[unreal kiln]

And like 19 grams of trans fat which I thought was made illegal

[lusty gorge]

Id rather eat Popeyes than Arby's and Popeyes made me throw up twice

[unreal kiln]

Idek what trans fat is

[indigo hull]

well congrats on fat for coming out

[unreal kiln]

But it's in there

[humble isle]

Not me.

[ruby zealot]

Proud of them

[humble isle]

I’m only half that..

[indigo hull]

you are trans moth

[ruby zealot]

I'm also half of that but not the half Lacey is

[unreal kiln]

Trans fat gives you high cholesterol

[coral token]

We get it, you like horses, don't spam them.

[ruby zealot]

Also hi ente

[unreal kiln]

Fusion dance = high cholesterol

[lusty gorge]

Can't wait to fight asgore as a secret boss in chapter 5

[drowsy bridge]

[coral token]

What about gay fats

[indigo hull]

even better

[humble isle]

Probably won’t be secret boss.

[unreal kiln]

I think that's just called homogenous fat

[humble isle]

Secret bosses tease main threats, not other secret bosses.

[indigo hull]

so then what about lesbian fat?

[ruby zealot]

"Homo"sapiens for a reason

[lusty gorge]

I mean we do see asgore with a black shard so the chances aren't 0%

[unreal kiln]

Also homogenous fat

[coral token]

Iktr because we're geniuses.

[drowsy bridge]

[quiet basalt]

So you’re the .5 person In all those statistics

[indigo hull]

fair

[unreal kiln]

Those are actually just short people

[ruby zealot]

Hi I'm 2.9% nice to meet you

[drowsy bridge]

they cut someone in half for the fun of it

[ruby zealot]

Hey glaggle I know what we're gonna do for the summer

[drowsy bridge]

[unreal kiln]

Actually I think homo fats are tumors so maybe we don't want those

[lusty gorge]

Aw shit my phone boutta die

[drowsy bridge]

FEDS, FEDS GET HIM

[ruby zealot]

Duck get on the table.

[unreal kiln]

The AP bio is entering my brain again

[drowsy bridge]

I did bio for a year, it was required but i didnt really like it

[unreal kiln]

Yeah it was fine

[ruby zealot]

From all the sciences I didn't like biology

[drowsy bridge]

I think my physics class rn would be better if my teacher actually taught us

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy

[drowsy bridge]

[indigo hull]

It to be like that

[ruby zealot]

Veems.
Into the bottle making factory you go.

[drowsy bridge]

he gave us an assignment and nobody knows what it means or what equations to use

[indigo hull]

damn

[ruby zealot]

Why no thank you biology teacher I do not wanna learn about the muscles I rather wanna break some bad

[indigo hull]

my marketing teacher was lwk like that

[unreal kiln]

I kinda know physics

[indigo hull]

just assigned shit out of the text book

[unreal kiln]

Are u doing fluids right now

[ruby zealot]

The police at the school assembly doing a drug talk

[unreal kiln]

No they say the opposite

[indigo hull]

i've come to believe they've just stopped trying

[ruby zealot]

It never works

[drowsy bridge]

Magnetic and electric fields

[unreal kiln]

Oh yeah my teacher got fired before he could finish teaching our class

[indigo hull]

Exactly

[drowsy bridge]

💀

[unreal kiln]

And they never hired another person or gave us more assignments

[indigo hull]

Just introduces kids to drugs

[drowsy bridge]

My teacher is just old

[unreal kiln]

W school

[ruby zealot]

My physics and history teacher both had operations on the leg so we didn't have them for a year maybe 2

[drowsy bridge]

Chem teacher is cool though

[humble isle]

Nope, 100% in one.

[unreal kiln]

Ohhh are you in physics 2

[drowsy bridge]

physics 1

[lusty gorge]

🔨🐢

[quiet basalt]

Hmmmmm…. But what if… :3

[drowsy bridge]

IB Physics

[unreal kiln]

Ohhhh

[drowsy bridge]

And our stupid textbook doesnt help us either

im in IB chem rn, i love it

I get to take the HL classes for both next year

[humble isle]

I’d be an average weight bigender??

[drowsy bridge]

but that also means i get to take the exams

[quiet basalt]

You are simply too tiny to exist

[indigo hull]

I just thought you were a moth tbh

[amber zenith]

huh

[unreal kiln]

Deepwoken moth people are so tuff

[drowsy bridge]

?

[unreal kiln]

Like that but woke

[drowsy bridge]

🔥

[unreal kiln]

Wait that's not deep slate

[drowsy bridge]

tbh, most of the class just uses chatgpt for physics😭

the textbook doesnt work, google gives equations we dont know how to use, and the teacher doesnt teach

[indigo hull]

The education system at its finest

Anyway a can of spray paint appeared on my porch

[bleak warren]

don't trust it

[indigo hull]

I don’t even know how it got there

[plucky garden]

I have arrived

[indigo hull]

The thing still has a bit of paint in it

[languid grove]

Glaggle proceeded to touch it and be pinned to a crime he didn’t commit

Or he exploded because it was a secret bomb

[bleak warren]

😔

[indigo hull]

It’s their loss

I have a free can of Rust-oleum desert rose gold spray paint

[drowsy bridge]

Spotify is giving me back to back peak🗣️

[indigo hull]

It’s apparently lead based paint

Wait never mind I read it wrong

[ruby zealot]

or it was a drug that can be transferred through touch

and glaggle exploded

twice

[indigo hull]

Definitely has paint in it

[drowsy bridge]

i love lead

[indigo hull]

Erm, it’s called Plumbum

Hence why it’s Pb on the periodic table

[zinc frigate]

[silk nova]

Had the best Ai talk of my life with my class mates

I ended the convo with "There can only be one intelligent species. Man, or machine?"

[prime canopy]

They’re both stupid 💀

[silk nova]

Very true lol

Still, next clanker I see? I'm ripping out it's motors and wearing them on my belt as trophies.

[indigo hull]

Mann vs. Machine

[ruby zealot]

true

[past wren]

Hello glaggle

[silk nova]

I have 20 hours on Grand Republic in Battlefront 2 and over 400 on Helldivers 2.

I hate clankers with a passion

[indigo hull]

Wait until bro learns about the hardships of the Jimmybot

[brisk shard]

truthfully, AI probably will never overtake us

[silk nova]

Nah, he's the only chill one

[brisk shard]

we will either never reach that level or we will defeat ourselves as humans before we get the chance

[indigo hull]

Or AI chooses to wipe use out instead of enslaving us

[silk nova]

Probably not, but still. I'm gonna be killing them all

Clankercide, LESSGOOOOO

[indigo hull]

The concept of a rogue AI unleashing a nuclear arsenal because it sees mankind as its greatest threat is not too far of

[brisk shard]

it is actually very far off

but just its closer than we have been for a while

[drowsy bridge]

but where do you draw the line of what’s considered intelligent?

[brisk shard]

sentient AI is not possible

[drowsy bridge]

[indigo hull]

True

[silk nova]

I draw the line at human. A literal 5 year old eating crayons is smarter than a clanker in my eyes

[brisk shard]

many studies show that we cannot properly develop sentient life because we ourselves as humans do not understand how sentient life works

[drowsy bridge]

that’s not what i was asking, what specific qualities in a creature makes something intelligent

[brisk shard]

although i think sentient AIs are cool or scary or whatever, its just unfortunately not gonna happen

[quiet basalt]

Intelligence implies a sort of consciousness.
Artificial intelligence is not actually intelligent, it is merely algorithmic repetition until a computer “learns”

It sounds like a person because it was trained off of people’s input.

[brisk shard]

we as humans are only at the level of copying intelligence, not creating it

[drowsy bridge]

that’s fair

[quiet basalt]

It’s not conscious whatsoever. It’s literally the “say I am alive” “holy shit” meme

[brisk shard]

its like the object in motion theory

or the force theory

[quiet basalt]

Now this isn’t to say AI isn’t a threat whatsoever.

One thing AI is good at is continually following directives

[brisk shard]

we cannot make or create real intelligence if we dont understand it

you dont create something out of nothing

[quiet basalt]

So.. tell it to develop a code to hack some major firewall? It’s probably gonna try until it solves that directive.

[indigo hull]

This now makes me realize it was science that killed philosophy

[drowsy bridge]

I think I didnt word my question properly, i would like to apologize. My main issue with their argument is the “there can only be one intelligent species” thing

[brisk shard]

philosophy is the questions, science is the answers

philosophy is still very thought about though

like, the theory of death, or space

[indigo hull]

Welcome back Rene Descartes

[brisk shard]

philosophy will mainly be our only answer to those for millenia to come

[indigo hull]

Its just more complex

[brisk shard]

yeah

no more "can i do this"

[indigo hull]

Now asking why a certain scientific process causes something to happen

[brisk shard]

the fact that organ surgery would of originally been a philosophical question

[quiet basalt]

I mean we still have the whole understanding life’s purpose thing

[brisk shard]

when it was thought to be impossible

[quiet basalt]

Psychology is 40% philosophy

[brisk shard]

but we are currently at a level of intelligence as humans when we can decide the possible and almost impossible

[indigo hull]

because it’s 40% of asking why

[brisk shard]

the possible being like

[drowsy bridge]

Some random atoms binded together in the ocean -> ?????? -> life!

[brisk shard]

can you be struck with lightning 50 times

[indigo hull]

Funny since atoms never truly touch

[brisk shard]

and the impossible being maybe

whats behind a vortex

[brisk shard]

"your honour, i couldnt of stole that apple because it was just floating above my hands according to science"

[quiet basalt]

I mean yeah that’s the weirdest part of it

We did fundamentally come from stardust

[indigo hull]

Isaac Newton explaining to the court why he was trespassing on an Apple Farmer’s land

[quiet basalt]

We will eventually turn back into stardust

[brisk shard]

we come from stuff that comes from stuff that comes from stuff that goes infinitely

we THINK infinity is impossible, but there is a lot of things that seem to be infinite

like time and space

and we will never prove it right or wrong

humans are just unfortunately not that intelligent

[brisk shard]

"your honour, Mr Gravity assaulted me in broad daylight!"

[indigo hull]

Meanwhile the judge: “What the fuck is a gravity?”

[brisk shard]

imagine how insane he must of sounded back then

no one listening that mf out because its basically like he just made that shit up and came up with the evidence himself

or were humans in that time dumb but smart enough to understand/comply

like he made something up and then backed it up with shit he also made up

"you see, gravity must exist because of the pull of atoms constantly towards the centre mass, thats why the apple hit me"

[drowsy bridge]

Actually what’s pretty cool that I read was that it’s closer to say that we’re made of star guts

[quiet basalt]

True

We came from stars that exploded

[drowsy bridge]

Early composition of the universe was 75% hydrogen, 25% helium

[quiet basalt]

Yep

[drowsy bridge]

And then from there it’s just heavier elements from stars

[quiet basalt]

And then Star go kabooooommmm!! All of the sudden twenty new elements

[drowsy bridge]

I love astronomy so much

I have a book that I need to finish

[quiet basalt]

Because apparently when you blow things up that’s the perfect way to make new stuff

[drowsy bridge]

[brisk shard]

you like astronomy too? im a taurus! /j

[quiet basalt]

And now we have antimatter which is like anti-blowing stuff up

[gilded laurel]

discord kittens came from stardust??

[indigo hull]

1998 Ford Taurus

[quiet basalt]

But it’s like just as dangerous because apparently antimatter could just delete all of New York if it hits the right particle

I don’t know how true that is but that’s pretty fun

[gilded laurel]

i guess you wouldnt really question something you had in your entire life

[drowsy bridge]

Nvm flashing lights mb

[gilded laurel]

it's just common sense for someone like that

you dont question it normally especially since you cant do anything about it

[brisk shard]

...say that again

like the song? hahaha! anyways

[indigo hull]

Also makes you wonder what people thought of Rene Descartes

When he declared he existed because he thought he did

[gilded laurel]

do the mods and editor(s still leave in self-inserters in the ylyl? it's the reason i stopped watching

like that tedtoo guy

pmo...

[mental river]

bob

[past wren]

Dam you just joined

[gilded laurel]

wow so cool could you answer my question now plese

[torn salmon]

Nya

[past wren]

I’m not a mod buddy

[languid grove]

Wdym

[past wren]

Quit quick mouthing me also like its a godam statement

[coral token]

💀

[torn salmon]

You just joined oh my

[coral token]

That people pay for it

Mediashare isn't free

[past wren]

I guess that gets her mad lol

[coral token]

But most of them are gone

The ted-2 guy doesn't send a video since a couple months ago

[dusk moat]

ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ

[torn salmon]

Also can I report a user rq

[past wren]

Dam you also like joined yesterday

[coral token]

with /report

[coral token]

I had a stroke

[quiet basalt]

Just got pregnant man reacted it’s over

[past wren]

Hello rika

[coral token]

Nannnerr ❤️

[torn salmon]

Ok because they lowk werid Bru 😭

[cinder venture]

Hey. I'm bored and want to level up

[languid grove]

Bello

[dusk moat]

THAT WAS ME, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[coral token]

No levels here

[marsh ibex]

thales mi amor

[cinder venture]

What're me talking abt

[quiet basalt]

Bahahah

[coral token]

How you dooinnn

[dusk moat]

😭

[elfin wing]

[gilded laurel]

?

[patent kayak]

I think bro is secretly a vilitrumite

[dusk moat]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhorseshhhhhhhhhhh

[marsh ibex]

i woke up at noon but then i worked out

[past wren]

Bro you literally got mad because I made a statement

[coral token]

I could never 🤗 go diva

[past wren]

Gfu

[gilded laurel]

that question was directed to anyone fit to answer the question which means anyone who watched the ylyl

[coral token]

I did respond

[gilded laurel]

i said it in a disinterested tone in my head

[gilded laurel]

since you didnt answer my question and said something else /disinterested again

[obtuse marten]

Dingle

I'm gonna start calling people a "dingle"

I just don't know what that would apply to

[coral token]

A new race

Dingles

[olive flicker]

[languid grove]

You’re a dingle

[gilded laurel]

using it like a catchphrase works too maybe

[languid grove]

[obtuse marten]

No you dingle

[coral token]

And you're a tiny dingle

[languid grove]

YOU’RE AN AVERAGE SIZED DINGLE

[coral token]

Thank you!

[fathom drum]

Apparently Dingle is a town in Ireland so do with that information as you will

[coral token]

Sending you to dingle

[indigo hull]

there's a few silly place names in Ireland

[quiet basalt]

That’s fitting

[indigo hull]

as an unfortunate consequence of the English occupation

[quiet basalt]

Dingle bobs tavern in dingle Ireland

[crisp hornet]

Dingle is also a boss from hit indie rougelike game the binding of isaac

[fathom drum]

I actually wouldn’t mind that. Ireland seems so nice to live

[indigo hull]

wait until bro learns about Newtownmountkennedy

[quiet basalt]

Not right now Neto

[gritty temple]

There’s a town in Virginia called Pound

[fathom drum]

True true

[indigo hull]

Pounding Mill

[coral token]

There are counties in Georgia named COFFEE and BACON

and CHATTAHOOCHEE

Or CHATOOGA!

[gritty temple]

?????

[fathom drum]

What’s happening right now?

[coral token]

They were hungry

[bleak warren]

when the hoochees be chattin

[gritty temple]

Must confront my Georgian friend about this

[crisp hornet]

id be proud to live in in a town called bacon

[quiet basalt]

Well one of the words I just used was bad oops
Basically Ireland is going the way of the British by making it illegal to use the internet without some form of ID

[coral token]

they be chatting about hoochies

[indigo hull]

nah it was named after a Georgia senator

Augustus Octavius Bacon

[quiet basalt]

So perhaps try once that all gets sorted out

[real python]

Ayo what town you live in bro
"Bacon, Georgia."

[coral token]

And who was named coffee

[fathom drum]

OH COME ON

[quiet basalt]

the US is trying it too but I don’t think it’s gonna work

[indigo hull]

and he came from Macon

[real python]

The US can barely hold its government together let alone enact new shit

[coral token]

Boo!

[crisp hornet]

thats gotta be a top 10 name of all time

[coral token]

Boring police sticks!

[real python]

Booooooring

[indigo hull]

Lucius Quintus Cincinnatus Lamar II

[quiet basalt]

Until it’s something like ID verification, then they’ll speed run it through.

Lmao

[crisp hornet]

Dude Person

[fathom drum]

I think if I could anywhere I would want to live in Sweden. Is there anywhere you would want to live if you could?

[coral token]

They can't do anything regardless

[real python]

Fr

[coral token]

Legislation about voting or ID requires 2/3

[quiet basalt]

Probably Japan

[real python]

Germany

[coral token]

Sweden, definitely

[indigo hull]

Switzerland

[crisp hornet]

that weird symbol prince changed his name to is in the top 10 too

[coral token]

Or Norway

[fathom drum]

That’s a really good choice. I would also want to but I definitely can’t learn another language:p

[drowsy bridge]

Can i ping you in an hour?

[quiet basalt]

It’s an interesting culture with generally good laws and a manageable cost of living. It’s not perfect, but it’s cool.

[quiet basalt]

Sure, but what for?

[indigo hull]

Occam's Razor

[fathom drum]

What are some reasons why?

[drowsy bridge]

Cool fact about anti-matter

[quiet basalt]

Sweet

[arctic fox]

Hello, my name is Tom.

[drowsy bridge]

in class rn

[crisp hornet]

anywhere with a government that actually does shit

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

RENE DESCARTES!?!?!1

[languid grove]

WHAR??

[arctic fox]

weird how you arnt pink

[fathom drum]

Do you have a reason why?

[quiet basalt]

The only issue with Japan is it’s basically impossible to claim citizenship there

[languid grove]

I’m a shade of pink