general

[silk nova]

Drivers here piss me off. Ever seen an 18 wheeler split lanes?

[dreamy knoll]

Yes

[short orbit]

Wsp

[silk nova]

Hey Bubbles, how're you doin?

[short orbit]

Fine

[dreamy knoll]

Ive seen not just crashes but road rage, to ppl driving the wrong way, break checkers

[reef zealot]

[silk nova]

That's good

[indigo hull]

Oh yeah road rage is awful

And it’s multiplied by a thousand once you remember there’s more guns than people in the US

[urban valve]

Yet again, you would have to look at full dash cam footage and not cherry picked ones for compilations

[woven flicker]

🫂🦖

Bleh

[woven flicker]

Rib fib dib bib sib

[indigo hull]

Erm, what the flib?

[silk nova]

Leave me and my MR73 alone. I love my guns

[indigo hull]

Be fr

Own a musket for home defense

[dreamy knoll]

Ok so rib what if i said i just have to look outside my window to see hell?

[indigo hull]

Would you say Florida is worse than Australia or vice versa?

[silk nova]

In all actuality, I'm more fond of German guns. Like the Mauser

I flipped my shit when they added it to Helldivers

[dreamy knoll]

I think they tied for 2 seperate reasons

[indigo hull]

Makes sense

[dreamy knoll]

A florida u have the people to worry about, while here its the animals

[formal yarrow]

💕

[urban valve]

People are animals

[tired temple]

no we're better

[bright mica]

Nuh uh

[silk nova]

I'll stay up in Colorado, thank you very much. I hate spiders...

[woven flicker]

Maroon five?

[dreamy knoll]

Spiders arent the worst thing here

[dusky river]

I greet spiders with a shotgun or blowtorch

[indigo hull]

Retep be like: “I cared for the Godfather”

[thorn isle]

guyssss guess whos going to urgent careeeee

[silk nova]

What?

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah we got things worse then spiders

[indigo hull]

Snakes for one

[dreamy knoll]

Snakes dont even top the chart

[indigo hull]

Oh fr?

[dreamy knoll]

Stonefish, cone snail, jellyfish and a fucking plant

[silk nova]

Well... shit.

[indigo hull]

I forgot about the Jellyfish

[urban valve]

Theme park tycoon 2

[indigo hull]

And I think I’ve heard of the plant

[dusky river]

The plant was used as toilet paper by a guy once…

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah that one

[lusty gorge]

GUYS SPLATOON RAIDERS JUST GOT A RELEASE DATE

[indigo hull]

I could not imagine that pain

[silk nova]

Have those in Hawaii too. Along side centipedes that're as long as a damn train

[dusky river]

Cane toad

[silk nova]

Just ignore em. The centipedes are the mean ones

Buckshot won't even kill em. Gotta use dragon's breath

[dreamy knoll]

Think pins and needles that stay for months and can flare back up for years afterwards

[left sierra]

Caine quote for the emotions going through that?

[formal yarrow]

😂

[lusty gorge]

"Lets get this show in the road!"

[left sierra]

Yeah, that'll work

Also, can I just say.
What's the best dessert that people can make at home?

[lusty gorge]

Brownies

Actually nah root beer floats

[indigo hull]

float beer roots

[silk nova]

Dropped this quote on that girl I mentioned yesterday... "Do not become so overcome with grief that you take yourself away from those around you"

[left sierra]

Now thats an Old man Morris (Cryptic) quote right there.

[silk nova]

One I said myself. I don't think anyone's beaten me to it, lol

[gritty temple]

I’m bored AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

[left sierra]

I just want a particularly extreme Philly cheesesteak for dinner for no reason

[gritty temple]

[left sierra]

Bleh

[bright mica]

Bloh

[indigo hull]

Stephen of Blois

[silk nova]

Well now I want a Philly cheese steak. I'm hungry now, thanks

[left sierra]

Don't check food now.

[silk nova]

Checks food Aww... man, now I'm really hungry

[short orbit]

Eat yourself

[left sierra]

Heh heh.

[crystal cypress]

I just realized that I'll never touch half the people I've met or meet

[silk nova]

I might

[short orbit]

Goooood

[silk nova]

What? That's odd to say without context

[short orbit]

Crazy

[gritty temple]

Just run out into the street and start poking people I guess (don’t)

[short orbit]

Done

[crystal cypress]

The sentence is the context, like I'll never shake their hand or hug them. They're just strangers

[gritty temple]

[short orbit]

I did it even tho I don’t need to

[crystal cypress]

I will

[short orbit]

I gave them hugs too

[gritty temple]

Whenever I eat cool ranch Doritos I like to lick all the seasoning off before I eat the chip

[crystal cypress]

Real

[silk nova]

Eh? ykw, no need to explain, I'm slow

[short orbit]

Never done that

[gritty temple]

My man

[short orbit]

I just eat it

[gritty temple]

Heem heem

[short orbit]

Tho I don’t eat a lot I’m tryin to lose weight

[silk nova]

that is the definition of insane... we'll get along great

[short orbit]

I very rarely eat the

[gritty temple]

[gritty temple]

Same but I eat Doritos anyways because I’m stupid

[short orbit]

Yeah sometimes when I see my friend have some at lunch I ask for one and I’m done

I never eat a whole fucking bag

[crystal cypress]

Eat the what

[silk nova]

It's the only way to eat them tho

[short orbit]

Nah I get like one from my friend

[short orbit]

Chip

[crystal cypress]

Chip

[silk nova]

and Dale

[short orbit]

I’m young so it’s easy to lose weight when your older it’s harder

Tho still beer is not the best choice

[crystal cypress]

Who is dale

[silk nova]

So uncultured. It's a classic Disney show, one of the good ones

[left sierra]

Chip and Dale?

[silk nova]

Correct

[left sierra]

Never watched it, since i was more a nick kid

And by nick kid, I mean YTV because canada

[silk nova]

Damn. ATLA?

[left sierra]

Don't lump me in with those troglodytes with certain exceptions

[silk nova]

Avatar the Last Airbender

[left sierra]

Oh. I thought you meant Alberta.

But no, that didn't air on nick, the most it got was 2012 TMNT

[silk nova]

Damn, Avatar is a goated show

[left sierra]

Yeah, YTV is Youth Television, and focused on more Canadian productions

Had some pretty good shows

[silk nova]

That's good at least

[left sierra]

I shall now go to question certain things, while sitting on a bus listening to... uhhhh... music, its a variety mix

[short orbit]

I’m bored

[silk nova]

Looking for a specific book quote that summarizes me

[gritty temple]

Slenderman Slenderman I’m the freaking Slenderman

Slenderman Slenderman I am really scary man

I made those lyrics do you guys like it

[silk nova]

Found it :3

“It’s just… I hoped none of them would be on the outside.”
“What do you mean?”
“The scars.”

[short orbit]

Wsp

[silk nova]

Heyo Bubbles. How're you?

[languid grove]

Hallo

[short orbit]

I’m chill

[silk nova]

Mornin' Rika, how're you?

[silk nova]

Good, good, need hug?

[short orbit]

Me

Yeah ig

[silk nova]

hugs

[short orbit]

Thanks

I needed that

[silk nova]

My DM is open if you need someone to talk to

[short orbit]

Ok

I’m fine tho

[silk nova]

Are you positive?

[crystal cypress]

Disney?

[silk nova]

Um... yes?

[short orbit]

Yeah ig

[crystal cypress]

Forgive me, I drank the potion of confusion and forgetfulness

[short orbit]

Are you?

[silk nova]

Lmao. No

[short orbit]

Ok

Well if you need a hug bubbles can give ya a hug

[silk nova]

I'll make it. It's just... Never wanted any scars on my body, only my mind. So you'll never see the pain and hell I live in

[short orbit]

Damn

Sounds like you need a hug

[silk nova]

I've seen some shit, can't deny that. Yet I smile. Song lyric I like. "You can't save me, maybe I can save you"

[short orbit]

Damn

Bubbles wants to give you a hug

[silk nova]

Go ahead

[short orbit]

hugs

[silk nova]

Thank you. My mind just randomly decided to spin me around like a damned helicopter

[humble isle]

I summon cool people to chat

[short orbit]

Bubbles likes hugs they always help

[silk nova]

Indeed they do

[verbal anchor]

Lacey!

[silk nova]

Right, one more drink then I swear thst I'm going home...

[short orbit]

No

[silk nova]

truth is, I don't got a place to go

[short orbit]

Damn

Bubbles feels bad

[silk nova]

No need, young one. I'll leave for now. Be back soon

[indigo hull]

Cheesus

[short orbit]

Ok bye bye be safe

[short orbit]

Seatbelts

[short orbit]

Do you wanna hug

[indigo hull]

i must politely decline

[short orbit]

Oki

[short orbit]

Do you wanna hug

[languid grove]

Cheese sent from the heavens to slap this cat on the forehead

[indigo hull]

indeed

[languid grove]

I’m good Bobble

[short orbit]

Oki

[short orbit]

Do you want hug

[languid grove]

[verbal anchor]

Nah. Im good

[short orbit]

oki

[verbal anchor]

Hai Rika!

[languid grove]

Bello Rosé

[short orbit]

Bubbles have to go bye bye

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[dreamy knoll]

You

[verbal anchor]

Me

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[verbal anchor]

Hai

[torn elbow]

When is Jimmy gonna stream the couch thing

[silk nova]

I'll be lurking. Debating whether or not to tell y'all what happened with a close friend.. he's no longer with us to say the least

[languid grove]

When the couch comes back from Couchella

NYEHEHEHEHE

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[verbal anchor]

Magical

[dreamy knoll]

Imma guess whimsy?

[silk nova]

-# I should have done something. fuckin anything. God damn it. Why? Why him? Why my brother? Just... fuck it all

[lusty gorge]

Papyrus is that you?

[humble isle]

Cat!

[swift relic]

Peekaboo

[gritty temple]

Why are you doing this here

[silk nova]

It's the only place I can go...

[gritty temple]

I guess

[lusty gorge]

Lacey 🫵

[silk nova]

Anybody got any words of wisdom to cheer me up?

[languid grove]

NO

IT’S A CAT LAUGH

[lusty gorge]

Yeah right
Try better to join the Royal guard

[lusty gorge]

At your lowest there's nowhere to go but up

[compact bluff]

Hello peeps

[languid grove]

There’s a new cute BL anime on crunchyroll and I’m waiting for more episodes to come out

[silk nova]

What anime?

[gritty temple]

Woah they put Transformers Prime on Crunchyroll that’s crazy

[languid grove]

NO

[gritty temple]

HEHAHAHEHEH

[languid grove]

It’s called ‘Go for it, Nakamura-Kun’

[gritty temple]

Based ,,,…,,,,,,….

[languid grove]

It’s comedy and BL which I like

And they aren’t dancing around the main character being gay

[gritty temple]

Owo

[undone elm]

[silk nova]

Hey new guy, how're you? and welcome

[drowsy bridge]

Wow, that’s my friend’s last name

[languid grove]

Your friend may be gay

[drowsy bridge]

I know

We’ve speculated for a bit

[drowsy bridge]

[languid grove]

Of course you show up

[silk nova]

Mornin'

[undone elm]

I am

Good to be here

[coral token]

🫵

[undone elm]

[gritty temple]

He is one of the main characters

[silk nova]

It's a good community... Then again, I been here for all of three-ish days💀

I've killed chat again

[coral token]

👏

[undone elm]

Look what you've done to my boy

[undone elm]

I've been watching Jimmy for years

Only now decided to join the discord

These people aren't submitting good enough videos for the YLYL

[coral token]

then submit one

[undone elm]

I did good sir

[undone elm]

(This is also a joke, the videos people submit are actually pretty good)

[silk nova]

What? Did you just revive chat by clapping?

[obtuse marten]

Won't

You be my bride

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER

[silk nova]

What?

[obtuse marten]

When keeping it real goes wrong by emmure

Breakdown section at the end

[coral token]

who

[obtuse marten]

Your mother.

[coral token]

who?

[silk nova]

Ah. Anxiety by Make it Simple also has an insane breakdown

[indigo hull]

Paul Revere

[spare stirrup]

helloo

[silk nova]

Sheep brain disection today... kill me now

[obtuse marten]

What class is that

[spare stirrup]

What did i just walk in to 😭

[silk nova]

Anatomy class

[spare stirrup]

ah

[silk nova]

Gotta go for now, probably gonna be fuckin sick

[spare stirrup]

lol

wait do i have gif perms

NOOO I DONT

[upbeat copper]

Good

[crystal cypress]

Unfortunate

I don't either, I need more dingus dollar 😩

[spare stirrup]

JOHN MILK!?!?!

[crystal cypress]

Ye what's up

[spare stirrup]

HOLY SHIT

[crystal cypress]

Yeah 👍

here you go 🥛

[ripe burrow]

hello

[crystal cypress]

What up

[ripe burrow]

good

[gritty temple]

You guys gotta listen to Happppy song by SOOOO it’s so fire and relatable

Major flash warning for the music video though !! And pretty much most of their music videos

[formal yarrow]

[ripe burrow]

Allen The Alien?

[formal yarrow]

No

It’s B.O.B ;-;

[gritty temple]

Watching a 4 hour video about an absolutely terrible creepypasta rn

[indigo hull]

those are somehow always the best

[prime canopy]

meow, the trailer for Splatoon raiders launches

[languid grove]

YOUUUU

ROOSTER

ROSSTER

[indigo hull]

And Henry VIII becomes king of England

[prime canopy]

fr ?

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[peak sentinel]

That would be tomorrow

[indigo hull]

On this day in 1509 he ascended the English throne

[indigo hull]

Shhhhhh

[peak sentinel]

His dad died on the 21st but his reign actually started on the 22nd

[silk nova]

I MANAGED TO NOT PUKE, LETS GOOOOOO

Eugh, still light headed though

[prime canopy]

oh -w-
I thought you meant like, the king died and got replaced by one of his sons I dont know anything about

[indigo hull]

I’m astonished he lasted nearly 40 years on the throne

[peak sentinel]

Nah Henry VIII was like 500 years ago

[indigo hull]

They haven’t had a Henry since

[silk nova]

Wasn't Henry VIII during the Revolutionary War?

[peak sentinel]

That was George III

[indigo hull]

Also during the Napoleonic Wars too

[silk nova]

Ah, I see. I'm a lil' time blind. lol

[peak sentinel]

off by 200 years

[prime canopy]

furthermore, the price of the Xbox Gamepass ultimate will drop from 30$ to 23$
and modern Call of duty games will NOT be on there

[indigo hull]

Closer to 300

Anyway before that sidetrack

[peak sentinel]

regardless

[indigo hull]

The son of Charles Edward Stuart was named Henry

[lethal cedar]

Good sesh completed

[silk nova]

Can we get Black Ops 1 and 2 on Game Pass?

[indigo hull]

Had he became king of England he would’ve been Henry IX

[prime canopy]

i dont know, I dont have an Xbox or a PC

[silk nova]

Switch?

[prime canopy]

no, im stuck with old ass consoles, cause im poor

[indigo hull]

Sadge

[prime canopy]

my newest tech is my phone from 2018 💀

[indigo hull]

I mean it works

[prime canopy]

yes, it works very well :3

[indigo hull]

That’s all that’s important really

[silk nova]

Not to make it a competition, but my phone's from 2016 and works perfectly fine

[prime canopy]

it was right before corpos went crazy with planned obsolescence

[urban valve]

Gah

[indigo hull]

True

[drowsy bridge]

I have a tablet from that time and it crashed on Spotify ☹️

[indigo hull]

My old Samsung from 2018 still works wonders

[indigo hull]

That’s the last ditch phone

[silk nova]

Spotify has so many ai features now. And it's driving premium through the roof. No wonder your tablet crashed... like damn

[indigo hull]

Apple didn’t bother updating the XR with all the AI stuff

Also I just realized

The iPhone turns 20 next year

What bullshit do you think Apple has planned for that?

[silk nova]

A new iPod that resembles the original design yet it costs 3K because it comes preloaded with iTunes

[tired temple]

FUYUCUUCK 2006 WAS 20 YEARS AGO

[gritty temple]

TikTok now has a dumbass feature to make an AI version of yourself tiktok shut UPPPPP

[indigo hull]

What’s funny is that same time span back in 2007 would take you back to 1987

When mobile phones were the size of bricks

[silk nova]

Glad I don't do TikTok... or any other social media for that matter

[gritty temple]

I got too much social media

[prime canopy]

dont remind me I turn 20 in less than two months

[indigo hull]

I’m gonna remind you anyway

Because I turn 19 in less than two months

[silk nova]

Probably

[prime canopy]

😭

[unreal kiln]

It's interesting how little innovation has happened in like the last ten years

Oh God it's happening

The evil desync

[indigo hull]

Mfw innovation brings complexity

[silk nova]

The Dark Ages have returned. Grab a crossbow💀

[unreal kiln]

Like where are all these breakthroughs ai is meant to bring

[indigo hull]

Oh that

[gritty temple]

DARK SOULS WOOOOOOOO

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[coral token]

😛

[indigo hull]

Down the metaphysical drain

[gritty temple]

It brought awesome breakthroughs! Like:

• Climate change

[unreal kiln]

Literally ai is becoming nft/block chain so quickly

[prime canopy]

they're never coming and never will

[unreal kiln]

Like that company allbird

[silk nova]

Don't remind me... it took me way too long to get past Margit the Fell Omen

[indigo hull]

The only AI breakthroughs there should be is how NPC AI functions in games

[gritty temple]

He’s such a baddie

[ruby zealot]

...old

[silk nova]

Then again, I run a "Ima do whatever the fuck I want" build... Confessor with high strength, dex, and vigor

[unreal kiln]

Ai was supposed to be used to like diagnose hard to spot diseases and find inefficiencies in factory lines

And now ppl just use it to devalue human work and creativity

[indigo hull]

Now it’s used for slop

[prime canopy]

NAAAUUUUURRRRRRR ( my last teen years... until I turn 113 )

[indigo hull]

I think you can make it that long :3

[unreal kiln]

We got that

[indigo hull]

The oldest woman alive rn is 116

[unreal kiln]

It's insane to think that I'm graduating in 2028

[dreamy knoll]

Prehistoric

[indigo hull]

I think she’s also the oldest person currently alive

[unreal kiln]

Like that sounds so fake

[silk nova]

That battle was something though. I tried using a different summon, but didn't have the mana. So I put on Colossus Unleashed from DDA and ended up wooping lad's ass💀

[humble isle]

Seals

[indigo hull]

Seal Lions

[prime canopy]

I'll be graduating in 2029~ 2030

[dreamy knoll]

Moth

[gritty temple]

Now beat him without getting hit at level 1

[unreal kiln]

The only difference between a seal and a sea lion is a change in charge

Joke for all the chemists out there

[indigo hull]

I was making a Salmonella reference

[silk nova]

Uh.. no

[indigo hull]

Bro actually had me reading the Historia Naturalis

[gritty temple]

Skill issue

[indigo hull]

Pliny the Elder’s Encyclopedias

[silk nova]

I am level 36 and haven't beaten Godrick yet... so yea

[indigo hull]

🦐

[desert jackal]

hi guyssss

[gritty temple]

You can do it I believe in you

[unreal kiln]

I saw someone advertising their music via flyer at Arby's and I checked it out and it's so fucking peak

[gritty temple]

It’s only going to get worse you can do it

[silk nova]

Hello and welcome. How are you?

[indigo hull]

“Hey so I found out about your music from an Arby’s”

[desert jackal]

pretty good, hbu?

[unreal kiln]

I saw the word shoegaze and my brain was activated like a lightbulb

[indigo hull]

You have my attention

[silk nova]

LMAO... dunno if I'll ever be alright. Feels like I've been talking my friend down from the ledge so much today

[unreal kiln]

hikerrock is the band name

[indigo hull]

I’ll check them out

[silk nova]

Damn... my playlist is too full of Sabaton and Hollywood Undead. Need to branch out, any suggestions?

[ornate kernel]

Slaughter to Prevail

[indigo hull]

Brian Jonestown Massacre

[silk nova]

I have Bonebreaker, 1984, and Viking already

Metal is my genre lmao

[ornate kernel]

What about Behelit

Personally my favorite StP siong

[silk nova]

Checkin that one out now

It's good

[gritty temple]

Mad Season (more chill vibes), Lamb of God, Street Play (grunge)

I’m Above is very good song by Mad Season

[silk nova]

Not too huge on grunge, but I'll check it out

[gritty temple]

Owa owa

[indigo hull]

its a very very mad world out there

[silk nova]

I know

Nothing but a trial by fire

[indigo hull]

trial by deep fryer

[silk nova]

Very true

[unreal kiln]

tripping > wires

[shy kraken]

Hello beepers

[unreal kiln]

by fallingwithscissors

[ruby zealot]

Hi elissia

[shy kraken]

Hru

[ruby zealot]

Good what about you

[shy kraken]

I’m okay

[silk nova]

There's a couple new faces I've yet to meet. What's up people?

[drifting tendon]

Wsg jimmycord

[obtuse marten]

Humans are innately selfish

And that's okay

[silk nova]

More song lyrics? Or are you just Socrates?

[obtuse marten]

Nah I'm just socrates

Even helping someone in its own nature can be selfish unless you're god-sent.

[silk nova]

That is true.

Lemme drop a hot one

Everyone has a slice of evil in them. Whether they choose to actualize it or not depends on the person

[obtuse marten]

Fax

It's not as if being altruistic is impossible, but being innately selfish isn't a bad thing as long as you're not a meanie pants.

Ex. You help someone with something, why? Because you don't want to see them suffer. Why? Because it makes you feel bad.

[silk nova]

Another loaded one

No body is safe from hypocrisy; we preach one thing, and fail to admit when we fall short.
Use that if you're willing to get shot in the middle of NYC💀

[obtuse marten]

Idk how good of an example that is but it's an example of all time

[obtuse marten]

RAAAHH true beam

Anyways I'm gonna go back to tweaking TF out and being a weirdo geekpants

[gritty temple]

You’re like a tea bag, you don’t know what you are until you get in a little hot water

[silk nova]

For what? Do you have that one thing you're disgustingly educated in?

[silk nova]

Wow... joined this server to make friends... but got an Uncle Iroh life lesson. I'm okay with that

[gritty temple]

[humble isle]

Archface

[gritty temple]

MEOOOW

[silk nova]

What is everybody up to? I'm in class rn, so not able to talk as much, but still probably more active than most lmao

[indigo hull]

minecraft build

[stoic basin]

Hi

[silk nova]

Hello. How're you?

[stoic basin]

Good, hby?

[silk nova]

Nice, whatcha buildin?

[indigo hull]

#gaming

[silk nova]

Not the best

[indigo hull]

scroll up some

[stoic basin]

U doing ok? Do u wanna talk abt it?

[humble isle]

Mf calm down

[gritty temple]

[silk nova]

Lost a friend today... on call

[stoic basin]

Oh… I’m sorry to hear that man

[silk nova]

See, my whole life, I've devoted to saving as many lives as possible. And today I failed

[zinc frigate]

[stoic basin]

I can’t imagine how hard it must be to lose a friend like that. I’m here for you if you need

[silk nova]

Thank you, truly, thank you

[stoic basin]

No problem, man. I’m always happy to help

Have a good day, and I hope things get better

Anyways, I gtg, but I’m here if you wanna talk

[silk nova]

They will, they always will. After all, there's only so far down you can go before getting shot up

[humble isle]

Yo.

[zinc frigate]

[silk nova]

Ah, the fellow diabetic. Uh... question. Is it normal to feel like you got randomly hit with a paralysis spell when your blood sugar's high?

I'd ask endo, but they're less than competant

[zinc frigate]

I don’t have that, don’t even feel highs

[mystic oxide]

im new why cant i post in the meme channel?

i also cant find roles

[zinc frigate]

Read #roles you need image perms

[mystic oxide]

okay

[silk nova]

Interesting. Anyway, how are you?

[humble isle]

Waaah!

[zinc frigate]

Rehehehehe get patted

[urban valve]

🥣

Bowl or 🎳

[undone elm]

Aight, what'd I miss?

[silk nova]

Soup?

[undone elm]

Mf scooby doo laugh

[silk nova]

That's where my mind went too, help

[ashen dagger]

@zinc frigate ATTACK

[undone elm]

rEhEhEhEhE

[zinc frigate]

GAAAAAH YOULL PAY FOR THAT

[undone elm]

Fr Fr

[ashen dagger]

AND ILL TIP AFTER PAYING TOO

[unreal kiln]

I forgot that normal schools do this, in ours people put like 50 firecrackers into the toilet

[zinc frigate]

Fuck that’s really clever

[silk nova]

Don't give me ideas

[ruby zealot]

Ours tape computer mouse's into the stalls

[gritty temple]

????? PROBABLY NOT????????

[languid grove]

I’m so tired and also just sad

[undone elm]

Apparently when my dad used to go to high-school, they would put dirt in the toilets

Like, a lot of dirt

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

Oh no

[languid grove]

Thanks

[silk nova]

I mean, happens to oft to be abnormal

[undone elm]

Right there with ya bud

[ruby zealot]

Fist bump?

[unreal kiln]

There's a bathroom in my school that every toilet is completely shattered from various fireworks cuz ppl went wild for Chinese New years

[languid grove]

I’M WATCHING THE MENTALIST RN

GET OUT OF MY WALLS

[unreal kiln]

And both sinks and mirrors

What a pleasant town♥️♥️♥️

[silk nova]

They brought out the damn mortars💀

[ruby zealot]

oh what episode?

[languid grove]

Season two episode 18

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[unreal kiln]

Straight up one of them had something that not only blew up the toilet but burnt and blew a hole in part of the stall door

[ruby zealot]

I just started 2 days ago so I'm on season 1 episode 20

[languid grove]

I’m going to spoil it

[silk nova]

Dunno whether to be impressed or not

[languid grove]

He reads MINDS

[ruby zealot]

NO WAY

[past wren]

Hi rika!

[ruby zealot]

[languid grove]

And he solves cases

[unreal kiln]

Rika why are you such an evil l**

[languid grove]

Bello

[ruby zealot]

This is truly newsbreaking to me

[languid grove]

WHAT IS THAT LAST WORD

[past wren]

You should have seen it Gehe was on yesterday

[silk nova]

What?

[languid grove]

what

[past wren]

Gehe was on yesterday

[languid grove]

Wdym he was on?

[past wren]

On the server

[gritty temple]

Evil Lub

Evil Lot? Low..,,,??

[bleak warren]

evil leg

[unreal kiln]

Larp...

[bleak warren]

evil larp?

[past wren]

You missed an asterisk bud

[languid grove]

I’m confused

[unreal kiln]

Discord formatting ate it not my fault

[languid grove]

Why are you telling me this

[ashen dagger]

Nyeyehhehehehhehe

[past wren]

There was this dude named “Gehe (rika’s biggest simp)”

[unreal kiln]

Cuz you're gehe

[lusty gorge]

🪀

[ruby zealot]

Yes that's her boyfriend

[past wren]

Yea I thought she was his simp

FUCK AUTO CORRECT

[unreal kiln]

Who the fuck out an airtag in my backpack

[ruby zealot]

Yeah they are simping for each other because they are together in a relationship

[past wren]

Okay

[ruby zealot]

[zinc frigate]

[humble isle]

I love my collective wife

[silk nova]

Uh... go to Florida and throw in into the everglades

[lusty gorge]

So uh
Pizza

[past wren]

I have just never seen Gehe active

[unreal kiln]

I'm sorry to say this but the m in simp stands for mediocre

[humble isle]

When they combine they all become a ultra powered lesbian entity.

[silk nova]

No pizza

[lusty gorge]

FUCK YOU

[undone elm]

Wacky woohoo pizza guy

[unreal kiln]

Step 1 completed step 2 is a 5 hour drive

[past wren]

[past wren]

Well dam

[silk nova]

lol, pizza hurts me

[lusty gorge]

Gotta find pizza in the tower

[past wren]

Now I can pinpoint you location 😈

[silk nova]

Anime villain ahh💀

[past wren]

I am

My profile is literally kenjaku

[undone elm]

Jackpot

[silk nova]

JJK? I haven't watched it. I know, I know, I'm late

[past wren]

Yes jjk

[past wren]

You should s3 dropped like a month ago

[undone elm]

Ah yes, my procrastination technique, I haven't used it since the heian era

[lusty gorge]

Me when it's happy hour:

[past wren]

Heian mentioned?

[silk nova]

lol

[undone elm]

Me when

Me when a devil may cry

[silk nova]

YESSSS I'M EXCITED FOR SEASON 2!!!

[undone elm]

You played any of the games? DMC5 is peak

[lusty gorge]

Me when the gear is solid metal

[undone elm]

Me when it is also rising

[past wren]

✋🐍🤚

Absolute snake

[lusty gorge]

Me when there's Oneshot to make a pun

[past wren]

Me when the jujitsu is kaisening

[undone elm]

Absolute doktor

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[silk nova]

Medic

[undone elm]

I NEED MEDIC

[silk nova]

Greetings, how's you're day been?

[lusty gorge]

Hello Goku posing next to plane

[past wren]

Bootis engage

[undone elm]

Goku??

[silk nova]

AUUUGGHHHH, I'M DYINGGGG. I NEEEDDD A MEDIC BAG

[undone elm]

I've got a bucket of chicken

[past wren]

Think fast chucklnuts

[buoyant agate]

Good, I dreamt about owls, it was amazing.

[undone elm]

SEDUCE ME

[past wren]

Erecting the dispenser

[silk nova]

Last dream I had I turned a corner and got my face taken off by some buckshot

[undone elm]

But wait, there's more

[past wren]

Haha tf2 jokes

[buoyant agate]

I just am fully convinced that owls are cats with wings, I mean, some of their behaviors match up.

[undone elm]

This guy got hit by a shotgun

Just couldn't handle it

[past wren]

Meowl reference?

[silk nova]

I believe it. Meowls exist

[silk nova]

I've taken a slug to the leg, you're one to talk

[quiet basalt]

It still amazes me just how utterly massive some owls are

[buoyant agate]

Think about it, cats walk up to you, demanding attention, who else does that? Owls, yes, they actually do, if they are very familiar with you at least.

[past wren]

Ts is a meowl refrence 🥹

[silk nova]

That's what I said

[past wren]

Ik

[ruby zealot]

A example is gehe

A 5'8 owl is no joke

[past wren]

Anyway I’m gonna vanish now chat

[ruby zealot]

Could probably kick my ass

[past wren]

Fr

[buoyant agate]

What are y’all’s favorite owls? Mine are great grey owls, barn owls, snowy owls, and great horned owls.

[past wren]

Same grey horns are tuff ngl

[lusty gorge]

My favorite is any owl that won't try to eat me

[past wren]

Anyway imma vanish chat✌️

[brave vault]

15 days till my birthday

[silk nova]

Adrenaline is weird...

[silk nova]

Bye bye

[buoyant agate]

Fun fact, the Great horned owls are where the hoot that owls are often associated with comes from, the other owls dont really hoot the same way.

[silk nova]

Barn owls screech

[buoyant agate]

Barn owls just screech, and because of that, they could’ve been responsible for a bunch of mythology like banshees and stuff.

[silk nova]

1. Nerd emoji
2. That's actually really cool

[buoyant agate]

I know, it does make sense, once you start looking into things like 1600’s and how often depictions of things they’ve seen (tornados, and sea animals) don’t look at all of how they actually look, I can explain the tornado part.

[unreal kiln]

Why is gehe so short

[past wren]

As someone who is like 60% Japanese I do not know what a banshee is

[unreal kiln]

Most of it was cougars and foxes as well

[buoyant agate]

As you can tell, my autism really has a fascination with owls, tornados, and im learning a lot about them

[past wren]

What’s a banshee

[silk nova]

Well, think about it, there were no cameras then so the best they could do was an artist's depiction

[buoyant agate]

Im not sure tbh, but I think it’s a type of spirit or something.

[tender meteor]

FELLOW AUTISM SPOTTED??!? OwO

[unreal kiln]

A kind of spirit that screams really loudly to lure in people

[silk nova]

I think most of us here are autistic in one way or another

[past wren]

Hmm interesting I think we have some type of yokai like that in Japanese folklore

[buoyant agate]

Here is another fun fact, owls may also be responsible for a bunch of cryptids, like mothman might actually have been an owl.

[storm whale]

[silk nova]

I mean, deep sea gigantification is a real thing. I dunno how it could translate over to land animals, but it could be possible

[past wren]

Yea the uwan I think is what it’s called

[unreal kiln]

They're Irish, and the Irish had a ton of barn owls and foxes pretty much everywhere. Both have the quirk of sounding like a terrified woman when they vocalize

[buoyant agate]

I think it is interesting how barn owls are on every single continent except for Antarctica

[unreal kiln]

My favorite thing ever is finding the nugget of truth in a story

[bleak warren]

no barns there

[past wren]

Yea that’s similar to the uwan and like nure-onna

[silk nova]

At this point say settled continents, it'd make more sense

[buoyant agate]

Barn owls so much remind me of a half an Apple, they legit look like that too.

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🌮

[past wren]

Hi veemo

[bleak warren]

a delicious gift

[dreamy knoll]

Im nowhere and everywhere

[ruby zealot]

Hi dragon

[bleak warren]

hi

[buoyant agate]

Maybe.

[unreal kiln]

I believe the word is concurrent continents because they're places that humans have existed for a reasonable scope of history

[buoyant agate]

What if there is a barn there though and we just don’t know?

[bleak warren]

what are they gonna farm there, ice?

[dreamy knoll]

Uh yes

[buoyant agate]

Well, how else do they get ice for our drinks?

[silk nova]

hmmm. true

Gotta go, school's bout over

[unreal kiln]

Well technically they can farm stuff there now. It's 60 degrees in Antarctica during the summer because we've been rapidly warming it

[silk nova]

I might be back

[bleak warren]

oh. that's concerning

[unreal kiln]

Yeah. Plants we didn't even realize were flowering bloomed in antarctica for the first time in like 13k years

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah but its still super cold during winter

[coral tulip]

[buoyant agate]

So Smoodge, what are YOUR favorite owls?

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[tired temple]

i like the owls that look like apples cut in half

[buoyant agate]

Barn owls.

[tired temple]

who?

[coral tulip]

Helllooo

[unreal kiln]

Ural Owl is the best no debate

[graceful phoenix]

theres a few great horned owls that live at my uni

[bleak warren]

probably Blathers from Animal Crossing

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[dreamy knoll]

Giving u a barn owl

[bleak warren]

or the pokemon Noctowl

[buoyant agate]

Kinda crazy that owls are like, one of the example of “don’t sound how they look”, like great gray owls.

[coral tulip]

Good, ate big slice of yummy cake and watching soul eater and playing tomodachi life

[quiet basalt]

They usually don’t sound at all, you’ll just look up and they’ll be swooping over your head :3

[unreal kiln]

And foxes and cougars

[dreamy knoll]

Nice

[quiet basalt]

This is a fucking legendary discord profile

[elder turret]

Okay, I hear you, but I'd also like to bring up the Snowy Owl. I've always loved the patterns on their wings

[buoyant agate]

True, but like it’s crazy how good their hearing is, sure most other animals have better hearing than us, but damn, owls are OP, at the cost that they lose their coating that makes their feathers waterproof.

[quiet basalt]

Seeing a soggy owl is exceptionally funny

[buoyant agate]

I remember seeing a picture of an owl fully soaked and it reminded me of my cat.

[quiet basalt]

They look like they lost 80% of their body mass

[coral tulip]

Thank you

[unreal kiln]

Well it's because feathers make up a huge amount of an owls volume

[buoyant agate]

Snowy owls are so cool, and very cute.

[dreamy knoll]

Psst goku

[unreal kiln]

I mean pressure is a function of mass so it makes sense to be less bird and more feather

[buoyant agate]

Don’t forget that owls are also just all leg.

[buoyant agate]

Hm?

[quiet basalt]

The weird thing is they’re still pretty heavy, if they were to sit on your shoulder or arm.

[quiet basalt]

So it’s evidently quite densely packed in the feather forest

[unreal kiln]

That does remind me

[buoyant agate]

It’s kinda funny when you change your hairstyle and suddenly it’s “who are you?”

[unreal kiln]

I was eating dinner and someone in the Panera sat down and their laptop had a sticker that said "give a trans person a gun"

I wonder what that is implying

[buoyant agate]

I think I watched over 100 videos about owls at this point.

[past wren]

Hola

I’m back

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[past wren]

Bro yall wanna here about Japanese Santa

[quiet basalt]

Probably protesting certain laws

I won’t go into details because it’s quite upsetting

[past wren]

So there is this creature or should I say yokai called to e namahage and it’s widely believed but most islands but some mainland Japan and during the winter like December if children in a village or district are good there district will receive good luck for 90 days if you live in a valley district then like a plentiful harvest in the middle of winter or a fishing district like a whole lot of fish
If you village is really good you will receive yen on your doorstep

But if the children in you village are bad

Misfortune for 90 days

And children who are really bad while there sleeping the namahage chains them to is back and drags them away into the winter night

That’s what my family believes in

[drowsy bridge]

MY GOAT, BLUE PAW PRINT DROPPED AGAIN

[crisp hornet]

Its another clue, one more and we find out what Blue wants for her birthday

[drowsy bridge]

apparently it’s a spitfire

the plane from WW2

[vague parcel]

Holy Hell haven’t been here in a while

I feel old

[torn salmon]

Yawn

[prime canopy]

And now my dad can’t pay for the college funds cause credit fees came in and my mom has no money cause she’s constantly spending it at the bar
And the bank won’t let me access my school funds… made to pay for school… until I’ve _already paid my scholar fees _

Idk what happens if I can’t pay this in time, I only have three days to pay these

[obtuse marten]

Bro it's so over for my friends

I learned how to false chord scream

Without damaging my throat

[burnt merlin]

What even is a false chord scream?

[obtuse marten]

Imagine a demon

[burnt merlin]

Uh huh

[obtuse marten]

And imagine the sound of that demon coming out of a teenage boy

It's basically just weaponized growling.

[storm whale]

wish I could do that

[burnt merlin]

What

[obtuse marten]

It's fairly easy

[burnt merlin]

Hold on lemme look it up

[obtuse marten]

I learned it today

The hardest part about it is you have to breathe through your stomach and not your throat

Because if you scream through your throat you might hurt yourself

[urban valve]

Tfghhvrezergttzzx

[storm whale]

oh I get it

I could probably do it but i don't wanna bother anyone

[obtuse marten]

I'm alone in my apartment lol

Best time to practice is in the shower or in the car or anywhere you're alone

[storm whale]

there's people around me rn 💔

[indigo hull]

Be evil and do it anyway

[storm whale]

naur

[burnt merlin]

It's almost midnight and no one's asleep yet, should i do it?

-# typo counter: 430

[storm whale]

if you want

[ruby zealot]

Sup anii

[burnt merlin]

Im jawshing
There's no way I do that

[storm whale]

fair

[burnt merlin]

PASSTEEEEEER

[burnt merlin]

how've you been oomf? :3c

[upbeat charm]

typo: how many of me are there
counter: uhhh 430
430: hi

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

Good wbu bromite

[ruby zealot]

Hi homple

[storm whale]

heyo

how you doin

[ruby zealot]

Hi clover

[ruby zealot]

Doing good wbu

[upbeat charm]

ello

[burnt merlin]

Eh. Stressed and beating myself up over not doing anything productive today

[ruby zealot]

Hi hydro

[zinc frigate]

Good afternoon

[median juniper]

It was today that I found out that people kidnap villagers to trade with.

[storm whale]

I'm chilling

[upbeat charm]

you don’t?

[burnt merlin]

You didn't know?

[median juniper]

No, I take them to the torture chambers!

[ruby zealot]

Damn that sucks but don't beat yourself up over it

[ruby zealot]

I put mine in holes

[upbeat charm]

oh!

[storm whale]

[burnt merlin]

Too late my teeth are all already knocked out

[zinc frigate]

Yall don’t just like use the existing village? Or fortify that village?

[burnt merlin]

Nah
What am I? Some savior?

[median juniper]

I never used a trading hall.

[upbeat charm]

clover makes a big house for them

[median juniper]

I thought those were used for player to player trading.

[ruby zealot]

Chat should I make a carrd?

[storm whale]

but that would be smart, I don't wanna do that

[burnt merlin]

A what?

[zinc frigate]

My villagers are free roaming, and still live in villages

[ruby zealot]

A carrd its like a about me basically

[median juniper]

A Roulxx Carrd?

[dreamy knoll]

I remove the village, make a villager trader hall and rebuild a better village

[burnt merlin]

Oooohh
Like a business card?

[zinc frigate]

And if I’m feeling like it I give them a wall and some new homes

[ruby zealot]

Kind of? I'll send you a example in dms

[median juniper]

They have such privileges?!

[burnt merlin]

I lowk just kidnap the villagers and take them to a minimum 200 block long trading hall

They get a single window to the outside if they're lucky

[upbeat charm]

free roaming bread fed villagers vs mass produced poisonous potato fed villagers

[ruby zealot]

I would rather pick people who are loyal to me for giving them freedom rather than having kidnapped who fear me who plan to overthrow me

[median juniper]

YOU FEED THEM?!

[zinc frigate]

I treat them with respect that’s why I lock them in their homes refreshing trades until they give me what I want

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah

[upbeat charm]

why wouldn’t clover?

[burnt merlin]

Yeah
You need to do that for the villager farm

[indigo hull]

its almost as if they're humans

[burnt merlin]

Yes, I play Minecraft like a tycoon game
Fight me

[median juniper]

THEY HAVE FARMS?!

[zinc frigate]

I kinda want to play cobblemon, tho that’s a lot less fun if you don’t have friends

[burnt merlin]

They're not the ones farming
They're the ones being farmed

Mass produced just to return to where their elders came from and continue the evil cycle of the villager trading hall

[ruby zealot]

Hi glaggle wassup

[indigo hull]

working on a minecraft build

[median juniper]

I just throw the children into pits...

[indigo hull]

they do yearn for the mines after all...

[dreamy knoll]

Creeper

[left sierra]

Chicken Jockey.

[indigo hull]

Flint & Steel

[dreamy knoll]

Ender pearl

[vague parcel]

What’s going on here

[bleak warren]

looks like minecraft references

[burnt merlin]

Yes we're building the smudge dimension portal

To encounter the smudge

:3c

[vague parcel]

I come back after 3 months and I got bombarded with the Minecraft movie references

[brisk shard]

biggest minecraft update in the last 2 years

[bleak warren]

prepare to be disappointed

[vague parcel]

Af if it never got old

[brisk shard]

finally a real update

not sulfur 💔

[obtuse marten]

What happened to Minecraft

[burnt merlin]

Trueeee

[obtuse marten]

What's with all the Minecraft talk

[brisk shard]

sulfur is gonna look so fucking ugly bro

[obtuse marten]

I want to be informed

[brisk shard]

i dont want it to drop

can they take it back i dont want this update

[tired temple]

I messed up cooking breakfast earlier so badly I gave my stovetop cancer

[brisk shard]

i want the cave to look like cave not mustard and ketchup

[vague parcel]

Oof… felt that

[tired temple]

Never try cooking breakfast after pulling an all nighter

[burnt merlin]

Nah
We're gonna have a tea party with biscuits and 90s comedy movies

[indigo hull]

Mustard and Ketchup update fr

[tired temple]

The second try turned out way better

[bleak warren]

yo what that sounds fun af

[brisk shard]

yknow

[tired temple]

Bonus points for the stove not getting cancer

[brisk shard]

the sulfur cube would of been way cooler

if they kept the movement feature

[gleaming dew]

@bleak warren i didnt study and still got a 95 on my test i told you

[ruby zealot]

Oh shit hey kit

[brisk shard]

hi puppet

[burnt merlin]

Ig it's a deal then
-# Making a portal to the smudge dimension rn
Anyways how have you been, smudgegabuger? :3c

[bleak warren]

existing

the bipolar weather is kinda making me feel like shit

[burnt merlin]

Quote of the century

[burnt merlin]

Sameee
The weather's been constantly switching here, too

Global warming is beating everyone's ass 🪦

[gleaming dew]

@bleak warren i got a 95 on my test are you proud

[bleak warren]

uh congrats i guess

i barely know you

and you really shouldn't care if a discord mod is proud of you lol

[gleaming dew]

you were telling me to study last night

but i didnt

[bleak warren]

well yeah, that was general advice

[gleaming dew]

yeah

[brisk shard]

top 5 conversation of all time

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[brisk shard]

generational.

[gleaming dew]

i know right

[burnt merlin]

It's just so peam

[bleak warren]

thank you

[dreamy knoll]

I told u im always lurking

[real python]

[ruby zealot]

Hi floob

[real python]

Hullo

[dense yarrow]

Hello chat

[ruby zealot]

Wsp john

[dense yarrow]

Nm puppet

Struggling to sleep (it's 7am)

[ruby zealot]

Yikes

[silk nova]

I'm home

[dense yarrow]

I had a 3 hour nap at 5 last night and just couldn't go back to sleep

[undone elm]

Praise the Sun \[T]/

[dense yarrow]

Fml

ME AND MY FUCKING DUMBASS SLEEP SCHEDULE

[silk nova]

I've said that a lot

[ruby zealot]

Any melatonin?

[dense yarrow]

Any?!

[undone elm]

Melatonin is what's up

[real python]

Lois

[dreamy knoll]

You

[undone elm]

I stayed up until 4am last night (had to get up at 5am)

[dense yarrow]

Brotosynthesis I'm fairly sure I'm allergic to sleep sometimes

Ive got no melatonin

[dreamy knoll]

Go to bed /j

[dense yarrow]

Like, at all

[ruby zealot]

Damn bromine

[ruby zealot]

Very sad

[dense yarrow]

Ive quite literally used up my reserves

[undone elm]

It's the only thing that lets me get to sleep at a good time, so ye should get some

[dense yarrow]

Even with 3 hours of sleep it takes me about 12-15 hours to even feel tired again

[dense yarrow]

And unfortunately my work life doesn't enjoy that too much

[undone elm]

I wish I had that problem

I'm tired 24/7 no matter what

[dense yarrow]

Hey if I wasn't closing tonight I would be fine with thugging it out until like 10

[dense yarrow]

It's not as good as it looks trust me

Trying to set the conditions right to get early sleep and early rise is dead set near impossible

Sometimes I can't even sleep at all

[tired temple]

thales i did a small goof on my stove this morning

[undone elm]

Well I've got minor narcolepsy, so I'd rather be able to actually stay awake when I have to

[dense yarrow]

I'd enjoy narcolepsy

Just honk mimimimi whenever

[undone elm]

Not when you've got school

[left sierra]

Waiting for a bus for 40 minutes now, woooooooo

[undone elm]

And can't keep yourself awake to do work

[dense yarrow]

Man I slept through half my classes I don't think it would make much of a difference to me lmao

Work though is definitely a bit of problem

Either way

[undone elm]

I'm sleeping through half my classes INVOLUNTARILY

[dense yarrow]

I can't even buy melatonin because I'm dead broke and a bottle costs something like $25

[undone elm]

I don't get to decide when I fall asleep, my body just hits me with it at the most inconvenient times

[left sierra]

Excuse me, $25 for melatonin??

[undone elm]

$25 is crazy work

[dense yarrow]

I have better chances making it through the day by sculling caffeine and energy drinks than I do for buying melatonin

[real python]

Hit the road jack
And don't you come back

[undone elm]

Oh, I think I'm immune to caffeine too

[dense yarrow]

Unfortunately chemists aren't as cheap as you'd think in Australia

[real python]

[dreamy knoll]

How did u know i was going shopping

[real python]

Because I want a three piece with a diet boke

[dense yarrow]

Big pharma should be abolished and any medical necessities made practically free for the people that need them

[left sierra]

Diet boke? Three bocolate bip bookies?

[dreamy knoll]

We dont have that here (the boke yes, 3 piece no)

[real python]

Do you have chicken

[left sierra]

When ya realize 2014 is three months away

[undone elm]

I agree, Comrade

[opal scarab]

Eggs

[silk nova]

Cad, cad, cad... I'm bouta scream

[dense yarrow]

Hopefully I don't get pissed off during my shift at the pissing me off factory

[opal scarab]

Could you repeat that

[dreamy knoll]

Yes comes in a 6 piece, 12, 18, 24 or 40

[real python]

But I want 3

[left sierra]

Get a 6, save the three left over to mix in with Mac and cheese

[dreamy knoll]

Bug america then

[undone elm]

YOU MIX IT WITH YOUR MAC N CHEESE??? WTF

[left sierra]

If this is fried chicken

[real python]

[left sierra]

I may have misunderstoof

[undone elm]

Yes but that still what 😭

[bleak warren]

huh?